Previous: >>560002956>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Admire Vega (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kawakami Princess (Speed), Fine Motion (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), Loves Only You (3* alt), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino Drive, SSR Marche LorraineNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
I want Sunday Silence to hold me down while Cafe rapes me
Mambo!
How come Oguri is said to be bad for Longslop CM?777 procs in a good spot doesn't it?
3:30 hrs until disappointment
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>>560023368Bigger
>>560023382AMOguri is good for 2000m to 2500m distances.Longslop is 3200m distance, hope that helps.
>>2,5 hours leftMY ANUS IS TINGLING !
yankomanko
Guys, you know MANT and 1st anniversary are still a whole day away right?
>>560023436>people losing their finals to taiki shuttle and oguri no cap>(lack of) qol changes for trackblazerYeah
>>560023594CM finals Teiobwo.
>>560023382no?777m is quite deep inside Late-Race for CM11
Give it to me straight guys, as harsh as you want.It's the last day; if I have 0 fine motions, is it worth dumping 60k carrots?
>>560023669No, because you'll only have LB1 finemo
>>560023639Why are you guys getting excited for that when you know you already lost...
im scared bros. this CM feels even more random than capricorn. i get so nervous about CM...
I only trust sloptuber opinions on if I should roll for NTR card.
>>560023669fist tell me if i should pull for the last copy i have 20k lefti think the card is extremely overrated and trash
>>560023669No, borrow exists
>>560023792I like seeing my girls run
>>560023754The belly is the second sexiest part of an uma
>>560023754stop posting this ugly bastard horseno one wants to see this crap>>560023818i did too until i realized she has shelf live of 4 months
>>560023803I don't care anymore this cm is shit, 50/50 chance my Falcon wins or gets pulverized by a pace.
>>560023149pretty much yeah, even with evo skills you better get ready to see them a lot during the next 4 months
>>5600234367 and doto fucking dies today
>>560024017w-wait
>>560024017What the FUCK
>>560023669Finemo is a gaslight for those who don't have her. It' isn't a gaslight for those who already have her on 2LB above
no matter if you lose today anon i'm proud of you
>>560023887ikr the futa cock is the best part
>>560023819Its not the god card sloppers rizzed it up to be. It has good wit training but more specialized wit cards start to marginalize it in time.
>>560023826Your borrow slot in MANT is heavily reserved for fuku/ntr, and throne towards the end
Is Chiyono the least sexy uma ever?
>>560024017
7 and Doto gets to live another year
>>560023669depends entirely on your pull-plan over the next 3 months.if you're an end closer main then Mr. CB is an option.if you're a front main then s.maru's first run is an option.this isn't mentioning all the characters.what happens in 3 months? tachyon+light hello banner and the new scenario is around the corner. depending on your gameplan, this banner might require 60k minimum.
>>560023368Perfect size. Jeeeeesus.
it's dotover...
>look up ntr since everyone shills it>conditional 20% training effThis card is fucking mediocre.
>>560024193it's Dotover
>>5600240177 and Doto is safe and I rape this anon
>>560023669The better answer to your question is going back to the threads when the fine motion banner startedGo look at the ABSURD amount of people rolling then. Do you trust 95% of /uma/ or the three people who replied to you?
>>560024273what do mean main i have no idea what to main
>>5600240177 and Doto survives and will feed on another young mare's life essence to negate your post and extend his lifespan.
Why can't I change my registered Umas for the race? I thought you could do it before it starts..
>>560023669No. Odds are you’ll get lb1. Save. It’s a nice card but not the end all be all. Maybe roll for a cute uma instead.
juvenile fillies
>>560024319you could probably get 200k fans by February Classic Year, I wonder how good the card is at that point.
>>560023669You know what? Do it. You need to learn a lesson.
I can't believe I have to start over again with grandparent farming
So did the botters win?
>>560024425i rolled and still think the card is utter shiti would swap my 3lb fimo for a 3lb riko or fuku in a heartbeat
>>560024154Mlbd fuku in 12k carrats + free pulls, works on my account
>>560024479More specialized cards will come down the line and youre incentivized to only focus on one ish style of running. Do you, say, have a late surger as your fave? Pace chaser, etc.
>>560024017it's dotover
>>560024583I haven't made parents since like October.
I can't believe Doto is going to die because anon got mad at evil dotoposter...
>>560024520lollmao evenyou think i skipped sleeping and doing another run to finish before the dead line for no reason?spoiler: i didnt make it either
>>560024648And many anons sparked twice and only got two "just have absurd luck" isnt advice
>>560024610I'm on the very edge of giving up and surrendering myself to the temptation to bot and this new game mode probably gonna do it
surely we will get spark rerolls tomorrow
>>560024520Before matching, that starts in the morning
This run rng got me meekmaxxing
>>560024754I also pulled like 11 extra SSRs while doing that
>>560024680i dont knowi think i learned more about late since i did 100 oguri runs for this cm what skills and what stats distribution but i think front is the best style since i always get raped by frontieswhats the most f2p friendly?
>>560024545The only harsh lesson people will learn is doing MANT thinking these cards will save them
>>560024754Blowing 60k and getting fuck all besides spark is an obligatory humiliation ritual that everyone will do once but fuck it sucks
>>560025032desuwa...
>>560023503>AMOguri is good for 2000m to 2500m distances.holy scam good thing i didn't roll
Who's your trophy taker?
>>560024583Why? Mant will make you race a lot and every failed ace can be parent/grandparent
>>560023669TPODAY IS THE LAST DAY?? ? WHAAAT HOW LONG DO I HAVE LEFT>>560024948dont all 3 of them only have 10% race bonus?
>>560024941And many anons sparked twice and only got two "just have absurd luck" isnt advice.
omatsuri MAMBO!!
>>560024945Not fronts lol.Good news is there’s not REALLY specialized cards coming for a while. I like late surgers, so I borrow nice nature wit a lot during unity.
>>560025079>2 days leftnigger scared me for no reason
>>560025079Yes and fine motion gives more wit THAN BOTH OF THOSE CARDS COMBINED Using tachyon + marvsun basically means you are only using 5 support cards
Oh wow, I'm shocked they gave Maru-chan this animation and not the panicked one.
>>560025086>lucklet>in a luck based gameSkill issue, increase your luck
>>560025234why is my 3lb so shit then?
I'm bored of 1st anni already1.5 when?
>>560025065You're going to have 7 CM where AMOguri dominates before the next proper longslop CM. With a couple miles inbetween for regular Oguri to dominate.
>>560023669Oh was today the last day?Lucky me, got the last copy I needed to mlb
>>560024116I started after the first CMI have made it in every A finals but I have never won a single plat
>>560025398around July
>>560025270thats a FAAAAAAT pussywide enough for a stallion cock to fit
>>560024941you got 16 SSRs in 80 pulls?
I want to fuck a slightly pudgy Mirako
They should make it so if you spend money you get put in a separate CM pool than the F2Ps, but only if you spent over $428.
>>560025478>4monthsaccelerate more
>>560025408wüwhonthe fuck is amoguri>>560025398rickey that soon? nice
>>560025640Ashen Miracle Oguri
>>560025476You simply have to be luckierLuck is a skillSkill issue
When is Make A New Trackblazer
So is something going to actually happen later today?Because I have to admit, this is the most boring 1st anni I've ever witnessed in a gacha
>>560025398>DMM?
>>560025560True but make it 420.69
>>560023436I know my girls will pull through
>>560025560>OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK BUHIIII BUHIII BUHIIIIIII 428$
>>560025362You say that but you'll always use her over those other cards, so youre just shitposting for the sake of it
In how many hours until MANT drop?
The 0.5 anniversary concert was fucking lame. If the 1.0 concert isn't good I'm uninstalling.
If I roll 200 on the cheerleader banner and on seeking the pearl will I be fucked for meta rolling Mejiro ramonu ssr? They’re the only Uma I want this year. Tachyonrolling for 1.5 is a maybe
$430 is NOT thaaaaaat much money if you have a job
Buhi 4 thee not fur mi
>>560025560this but $67
>>560025702i am impressed you could decipher that and i thought she is called xoguri
>>560025761you can play JP uma through DMM player or whatever
>>560025560I think I spent almost as much as you, just right around that range +/- 5ish dollars because of tax
>>560025705Sorry boss, best I could do is gold
>>560024945How did you manage to learn nothing after 100 oguri runs? please don't breed
>>560025845Stay for the 1.5 anni concert
>>560023564your daylight savings bwo?
>>560025790i dont use heri use the other 2mainly because i though both are bother than the 3lb version
>>560025270her thighs are so FAT
>>560025725Tomorrow
>>560024680>hint books encourage specializing in a single uma>specialized card decks encourage specializing in a single running stylefor fucks sake
>>560025815how ever many hours left until cm finals starts + 24 hours
>>560025927That's a Japanese nickname, in global she's either amoguri or holidays oguri because of the holidays costume.
>>560025560this but 10$
>>560026053oha yeah may god nuke america
>>560026064>saying that during wit cards: the modeBros just shitposting for the sake of it at this pointHow are you going to get wit next scenario retard kun
Cygames, can you implement this outfit to the game as an alt skin? thanks.
>>560025971jokes on you i still dont understand how to make parents and what skills are good and which not
IF YOU BUY THE DAILY PACK AND THE BATTLE PASS YOU ARE STILL F2P!
What the fuck is going on
There is no such thing as umas with nice thighs which is absurdly dumb since they're RUNNERS they should have insane thighs but no, all umas have the same body except for height + bust.
>>560026175i thought wit is mainly important for front runners
>>560026350?Dasca has big thighs. Gentildonna is another.
>>560026350Machan has nice thighs...
>>560025506Around 200, we also got free pulls then
>>560025730Kinda freaky floating puppet since they couldn’t add Marche in it kek. Her cleavage and exposed back in the outfit is really nice though
why are evil umas so hot?
>>560026297do they even care about globas opinion or did they just copy paste the japanese version and pay zero attention >>560026312kys paypig
>>560026532They should take a shower if they're hot ngl, heat stroke's got hands
>>560026297yes please!
>>560026346torena rape
>>560026297this, but implement her breasts into my face
>>560026498
>>560026496Thats still an 8% hit rate when the posted average is 3%, not even accounting the odds of getting 5 of the specific banner card
>>560026498the video is from marche's perspective... (You) are Marche
Help me out with this gaslight I'm cooking for CM11Since the track has 2 (two) long downhills you can enter downhill mode for a long time.If you witmaxx you can save 50 stamina for every 200 wit you have.If you have 1200 wit, you will only need 1000 stamina and 1 gold to survive the track, maybe only 900 stamina. If you didn't pull on FM you are not going to be able to ever max wit, you're cooked.
>>560026493>>560026463You take the model of Manhattan cafe who is supposed to be a malnourished stick, and pair her up to those umas with "nice thighs" you will have an unpleasant surprise
>>560026698basically naked
nobody does this
>>560026906if I were Marche I'd be squeezing (You) dry with my boobs right now instead, so no I'm not
>>560026346Yearly mating cycle for real horsesAlthough I wonder how that works in umaDo they have the human kind or the horse kind of heat?
>>560026498But Marche is there
HASTEN KITASAN
>>560026917This is the one single CM where stam gaslighting is realDon't listen to any alternatives, guts and wit won't save you. Cap stam and two golds.
>>560026715>amogus font
>>560027106umenstuating rn
>>560027120Damn I can’t believe Marche had an arm amputation
>>560026982I lean left and right when playing racing games
>>560026982YeahHahahaNo one does
>>560027106>Marry umawife>Only puts out once a yearYeah I'm thinking I'm going with a ningen
why cant jp seapags go to their own general?
>>560027131>Cap stam>as in peak
>>560027227How old are you only my dad does this
>>5600267494, I sparked from 200
>>560023436My S Taiki and pgood Pasa + Oguri sent me to class B so I don't give a fuck. Fuck that horse casino.FUCK EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>560027101Oh yeah? Check again.
>>560027435How?? I a TT Taiki I threw in there got me to round 2 group A and then a 1 run non-S no borrow Taiki got me to A finals. And yet you have 3 meta horses. Did you give them the wrong skills?
>>560027380When the racing gets too tense, I do that too.
Believe me you just need 900 stamina and 1 gold. It's what we all did in Libra
>>560026346
>>560027380Thanks bwo I'll go kill myself
>>560026945I don't wanna. You do it.
If we consider that Plats are G1's what horse do (You) closely match with /uma/?
>>560027131the gaslight is 1200 and 3 golds THO
>>560027897None
>Loves Only You mentions Real Steel (not by name)Make it happen Cygames
>>560027897Shut up.
>>560027678Gran would‘ve skipped Libra because it wasn’t mileKINO
>>560028007STOP DESTROYING MY RIBS, MISS!
>>560026312Just spend all your paid karats and no one will ever know!
>>560027897
>>560027897sounds of earth
>>560027897king halo
Stam is a gaslight statJust send in a sprinter build with 4 gold recoveries
>>560027635I think they're pretty good. Day 1 I think they has something like 27.5/20/15% winrate, I went 4/3/3/4, and with loses always having one horse in 2nd or 3rd. Then, I just couldn't get more than 2 wins and that's it. Almost got 3 a couple of times and then it was over.
>>560027897>Won 5 in a row then got into a slumpi know exactly who i am
>innate lone wolf to make junior year races piss easy>B/A/A distance aptitude, just need 1 mile spark>unique skill is decent>innate white recovery skill for longs in career so you don't need to RNG a recovery or level too much stam for the kikuka shois she the MANT GOAT?
>>560028063I want this retard to destroy my pelvis.
I don't have a job but still spent 150$ of my neetbux on this game
>>560025560no, anyone spending >148.80 should go in that pool
>Not a single one said $564Goes to show how many secondary tourist EoP we have here
>>560028179you dont deserve to breath the same air as my daughter you dog
>>560028232and daily carats shouldn't count
>>560028203Proof you NEETard.
>>560028167How's her dirt stat going
>>560027897Ulala
>>560028167
>>560027897My favorite silver collector
>>560025560That would be stupid. Why would whales spend if it means you don't get to dunk on the poors.
>>560028283>father hates meThat means she would LOVE me.
>>560028124Day 1 doesn't mean much. If you feel like posting their skills I could tell you more. Otherwise yeah could just b rng, horse casino and all that
>>560028308
>>560028317
day one playerdidnt pay a single cent paypigs deserve the rope
>>560027897Haru Urara>not a single plat in 10 CMsBUT I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GIVE UP
>>560028262>Oddly specific numberI don't get it>>560028405It's fucked this is how it works with young girls
>>560028262I forgot she existed.
>>560028262this is global we don't know what adventure of 564 even means jpkun also no one watches pakatube
>>560028478did you get the horsies you like
>>560028478Paypigs are the reason this game is still alive. What a dumb post. You can think they're dumb but saying they need to die is just retarded
>>560028167Brian is good, but she's not the GOAT.The best MANT uma is vbourbon actually.
>>560028603This is slander
>>560028558>I don't get it>posting NTRFucking secondary you just outed yourself.
>>560028294>daily carats should countftfy
>>560028262nobody here likes goldship and you don't even play the game
im poor and whale to dunk on the poors
>>560028680Whatever helps you sleep at night, JP-kun.>>560028658My punny wife.
>>560028580not a SINGLE one
I didn't mean to derail the thread I just thought it was a funny post to make...
>>560028478>3LB soon to be MLB FMBUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
i like my wives cute and punny
>>560028294>dude I'm just microdosing weed I'm NOT a smoker and no I'm NOT addicted ...
Should I use my SR crystal on Windy if I can't get the last copy from free pulls?
>>560028761Is there anyone in this thread who would fuck Stinko Windy?
>>560028434I thought she was good enough for A even if I wouldn't get plat, guess I'm just clueless about how the game works, maybe stam is low or something
>>560028294What about google point carats?
>>560029064DOGEEEEUAAAAAAA
>>560029020ASked this very question some days ago, was told to wait for free pulls or whatever first.
>>560027897>2 G1s>takarazuka kinen (leo) and arima kinen (sagittarius) >wants to have sex with heliosshe's literally me
can i still make it?
>>560029064people in this thread would a horse corpse, the bar is not very high
>>560029064I wasn't, but after seeing her racing outfit I need to impregnate her
9000 hours in paint
>>560029020I would wait until the free NTR and Ayabe pulls are over
>>560029121 my goon brain thought her belt was a bunch of condoms
>>560029121>palmer fags are yuritardsadds up
>>560029096Speaking of I just noticed you can buy free carats with google play points.
>>560029064Shinkou Windy likes to pretend she's a goblin but she's not.
>>560028909you have either luck on the card side of the gacha or the horseand horse side is utter terrible for me
>>560026346Nice having a good girl uma like Rice who will wait until marriage
Digitan LOVE
any other shitter anons that have yet to produce an S-rank or above?just me?okay.
>>560029391based
>>560029064I just want to feel loved
>>560026312
>>560029453ffffffffffaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggg
>>560029330Palmer is like THE yearner
Big fan of the 60+ RB deck +5 on races is nuts
>>560026346if it's umas that are in their heat cycle then why is Aoi and to a lesser extent Riko trying to rape me
>>560029064Her hip measurement is wide enough for me to want to.
>>560029436i only managed to make one with borrow fuku after tried for a week straightwill we all reach at least Ug in mant?
>>560029436Bro your witmaxxing during Capricorn?
>>560029436you should be able to make an S rank bakushin even on a poverty deck
>>560029171Luck into a good MLB card then whore your trainer id out on every single uma related post on twitter.
>>560029483ok thats fucking cuteis that a special breed?
>>560029236Anon I think you like daiwa
>>560029602For unity the ranks of umas were around A+, S, S+ For mant the ranks should be SS, SS+, UG
>>560029745yea thats me
>>560027106>Do they have the human kind or the horse kind of heat?>When all playable characters were born in the first half of the yearanon...
>>560029353They added it like a month or so agoPretty cool but not sure if it's worth it, accounting for the fact that you could probably get a better deal by just buying the daily (assuming each play point is a cent)
>>560029453Stinko's mom tells her to get you flowers
>>560029767yea
>Yanko’s aunt is younger than her in gameI know they’re not actually related in universe but it’s still kind of weird it ended up like that
>>560029121AAAAAAA PAAAAAAAAMAAAAAA SEXXXXXXXXX SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX PAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAA SEXXXX
>>560029860yeah but the playable ones are incarnated souls. All we know its usually fucking but no one gets knocked up with a talented uma until then
>>560029208but would they fuck horse meatwhere does the edge between food and goon lie
>>560029436I was able to make an S-rank Mejiro Ardan this morning, and I made some S-rankers in Capricorn. Some 99% of my runs are A+ or lower, though.
>>560029958something something sex with the familysomething something sex with AI and her mothersomething something sex with luna and teio and her asthmatic daughter
>>560029608>>560029696haha, yeah...
>voice actress for Loves Only YouI will only love her
>>560029436i've made exactly 1 (one) S-smaru
can i survive mant with 200 clocks
>>560030018>but would they fuck horse meatyou just answered your own question
>>560029436I got one from using a rating calculator for skills and then I got one randomly the other day.
>>560029958>they’re not actually related in universeWHERE THE FUCK IS REAL STEEL?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!!
>>560029119>>560029020Yeah, wait for the freebies. I've been using her after MLB'ing her off Fuku and it is very worth. I don't know if she is better than guts Ayabe as that is the other candidate for the crystal.
>>560029913Sold, I'll spark her
>>560029236and how many did you win?
Stego, it's cool you like to travel but there's some places you shouldn't go.
>>560030134Sir, that image is very off topic, please delete it.
>>560029436I've only made an S rank uma 3 times out of 895 careers
>>560030092You could have made it if you replaced Riko with another wit card bwo...
>>560030271At the movies (permanently off screen) with Yanko
>>560030134love live voice actor... kuboslut
>>560029095Doesn't look that bad, high wit, and Mile S are very good. But skills could definitely be better. For example lacking accel mostly gambling on NSM here because you need more skills to get into position for plancha so I bet thats not even activating much. Speed eater is fine but corner recov, trick, sympathy are not doing you any favors. If you need corner recov to survive then you needed to burst one more time on stamina or something instead. If you needed just a bit more skill points run one more race or two. Or just get lucky with hints and fast learner as usual, teehee. Power is a bit low too Guts as well. All in all I'd still say this Taiki should be contributing 1 win out of 5 usually but yeah I can see improvements. If you wannt to, post the other two and I'll tell you more, otherwise if the others are similar to this I can see why they might struggling despite being S. But even so I think you should have gotten in anyways but yeah it can just be bad luck I've seen worse luck happen sometimes (haha)
>>560029436making actually competitive s-ranks without mlb kita is actually impossible
>>560030435Who the FUCK records in 16bit?
>>560028603this is how you know Brian is on heat
>>560030092gwo.......borrow biko and replace riko with any wit card
>>560030539Why do you call her names like that
Is MLB Biko good during MANT?
>>560030532I need The Legendary Horse, Pui and Sundayman in the game so we can recreate this image with another family
Which cards should I use my SSR and SR Crystals on?
>>560029958I mean...Umamusume
>>560030830better than NTR rofl
Rate, comment, be disgusted by my Bakushin deck
>>560030830>10RBLooks good to me
>>560023792I lost to Eishin Flash
>>560030356I win the soul every time
2 hours. I worked hard for Aquarius because it's my sign. I hope I win.
TWO (2) hours until your bronze title.
>>560030893SSR selector to get Spe from 3LB to 4LB
>>560031108>>560031109two hours brained...
>>560031109Silver*
>>560030586The other two are A+, the Pasa is in the middle and this Oguri has the lowest wr of the three... in the end, my supports are bad and I rely on rent parents because mine are not optimal, it's always one less race than required, or I don't get the SSR gold, or I lose a team race with five double circles, or the four sparks I completed simply never show up, etc.
>>560029095If you want one big improvement:Speed Star from Fine Motion.
>>560029095Most of the time she's gassing out. 500 stam + corner recovery is NOT enough, pic related>t.had 500 stam Taiki + white and she didn't win 1 race out of 20 in Round 1.
>>560031298Nobody needs MLB Finemo
>>560030830It's good. Don't even bother with the NTR banner.
>>560029436I’ve gotten REAL close but no s ranks for meee
>>560031371Nobody needs MLB Neisha
>>560030073>something something sex with AI and her motherDelicious oyakodon
Finally got enough for week 1 of MANT.
>>560029095this is short about 100 stamina
>>560031384NTRkeks our response!?
>>560030893SSR selector use on Kitasan, MLB that shit. Rainbow crystal use on Creek, 3LB that shit.
>>560031431Christ and I thought I had a lot with 750
>>560031345Which emulator is this? I'm using umalator and 500 stam is enough for current CM
>>560031428This guy gets it
>>560029095This is probably it>>560031345She's throttling/delaying her spurt. beyond that pacers need the most stamina relative to the other stylesEverything else is fine except trick (rear) and perhaps an iffy mid-race
>>560031345Did you configure it properly? Disable rushed, enable downhill wit
>>560031384fucking kek, Lvl 2 hints and power bonus are NOT WORTH 60-90k carats.Fuck that card, wish I had mlb Biko too, that anon is a lucky bastard
I regret rolling for FineMo I should've just used those carats on umas I like
>>560031548Ignore this, save crystals for when you get turbofucked rolling cards. Don’t use it on creek
>>560031726No, I didn't disable rushed. Rushed happens all the fucking time, what are you on about? You've done this before, why the fuck do you keep spamming this bullshit?
>>560031521uhhh ONE power bonus
>>560031928>10% chance>All the time
>>560031790I learned this during my kitasan rolls that extra lb was NOT worth it. Saving my 30k carats for cheerleader uma
>>560031591https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/if you just put in the stamina, stats, and recovery, 500 is fine. But if you add the accels/velocity skills, she gasses out almost 2/3 of the time.
The only reason why I have MLB Biko is because I luckshitted 3 more copies within 50 rolls on her recent banner which means the next support card I roll for will force me to hit pity
>>560031548I don't have the selector already used on kita after I failed to get a single dupe in her reroll banner.I left it at 3MLB in case she spooks me once I go back to rolling for cards. What's the next MUST PULL card? I know the NTR is like Riko, so there's no point in pulling for her unless you're whale
>>560032075who
>>560031384>biko+bakushit banner drops>sloptubers unanimously agree that it's a "whale/skip" banner>NTR banner approaches>sloptubers unanimously agree that it's a must-MLB or you're BRICKED (for the next 2.5 months)they think we're retarded, don't they?
>>560031109I'm pretty sure I will be losing B group this time as I left my shitty falco on the team.
>>560032235People ARE in fact retarded, which is why everyone is falling for itFUNNY YOUTUBER SAYS IT SO IT MUST BE TRU
>>560032235MANT veterans are ready to play MANT for the first time, they may give weird advice.
>>560032024>10% chance at 1150 wit>14% at 600 witthe umalator takes that into account, you drooling retard, and it's factored into the survival rate. His Taiki's stamina is so borderline that if someone sneezes on her, she's fucked. Delayed spurt in a Mile CM is almost as bad as gassing out, especially on Taiki because you start your spurt AFTER SfV is over. Dumb. Fuck.
>>560031714>>560031508>>560031345>>560031298Alpha123 lied to me then, if I remember correctly. Maybe I'm just too retarded to play this horse gacha game, might as well give up instead of training for CMs
>>560032172Wit Ramonu is the FM creep, the answer is either that or the 2.5 anni pasa speed thar creeps KSB? Shorter term the tachyon/light hello banner but it’s the rice/riko of grand concert
idk where she came from, she just appeared one day.
>>560032395picrel skipped cm10
>>560032370
>>560031345I’ve been running a 560 stam taiki w no recovery this CM and she either wins or shits the bed
>>560030274If by some miracle I get LB3 SR Ayabe I'm using it thereNext one will go to Windy but the 15RB seems very meaningful for MANT
>>560032172there's not a lot of must-pull cards the way Kitasan was. The closest is Ramonu in November, and in February next year with Pasa. Tachyon is going to be very good, and so is SMaru, but you won't be fucked if you skip them. If you're a frontfag, SMaru is a great investment. If you're a paceGAWD, Tachyon's your girl. If you're and EndChad, CB Wit is for you. So either save the crystal or use it on Kita, would be my recommendation, then pull on one of the cards above.
>>56003240410% rushed turns it into 50% survival Sure.
>>560032423>might as well give upNigga play the game, test out umas yourself, pit your own umas against each other, find good umas /here/ or at pubs, make comps, make builds. what a pussy.
>>560032552hmmmmm >>559991524
>>560032684Light O would say this
>>560032663This but I’d recommend using the anni selector on ksb vs a crystal
I know nothing about MANT except half the playerbase will quit.
>>560031345may be a power issuefinals A winning chakra pasa, frontfag too
>>560032925Good, that'll make cum retention easier
>UMAMUSUME - TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO TO PREPARE FOR TRACKBLAZER>NUMBER 1: DOWNLOAD JP
>>560032997the ones that are leaving are 5-6 hoppers tho
>>560033031what the fuck is wrong with "the other world"?
>>560033134And so am I
>>560032669nigger run the calculations yourself if you don't like my numbers. That 55% survival is predicated on Normal mood, on Awful it's 42%, on Bad it's 48%and these are median values over 500 races. Even Great mood the survival is still only 73%
>>560032235sloptubers are just making their opponents weaker, that's what a debuffer build is
>>5600331345-6
>>560033237SEX
>>560033079doto sex doto sex doto sex
>>560033237Partially hidden face is so erotic
>>560033310I busted a nut to maru onceNow she's invading my dreams
>>560033310She's so pretty bros I want to watch top gun with her talking about how hip and modern it is while I call her young
>>560032852very good point, >>560032172 should do that. Selector should only be used on Kita/Creek/Finemo, crystal can be used on any fucking thing.
you guys are never nice to me
>>560033527Yes Dancho fuck you.
>>560033527stop being a fucking bitch about it
>>560032984skills?
>>560033504I have 0lb creek and no finemo at this point I’m gonna selector finemo even if 0lb isn’t great. Should’ve left kitasan at 3LB and used it there, anni came way faster than expected.
>>560033527Did you want us to suck your dick for doing nothing? Try /xivg/, I hear they have a lot of fags there.
>>560033527Buck up nigger
>>560033270Hakuraku disagrees, stop using the gaslight VFlator
>>560033705qtie...
What da diddyblud doin on the umalator?
>>560033652
Post them Finalist umas.
>>560033527Are you doing ok, anon?
I deal with curren trannies the same way I deal with tachySEAs or reddit shitter[-]
>>560031231Better guts here (>= 500 is good if possuble), S mile. Uncapped speed sucks but it shouldnt be the end. Stam is overkill with that many recoveries. I don't have C Oguri but I've read up on her before. While you can activate her unique with 3 recovs, but that's very gambly. You probably usually want 4 even with higher wit just to ensure you'll proc it most of the time rather than sometimes since its a very good unique. You can still do 3 to maximize gambles like for A finals, but for 770 wit that is too low even for round 2. You've also got OYL and lets pump some cock which is nice but you already have her unique too which is just better. On top of that NSM. In my opinion I think that's a little too *much* accel for my tastes. If you didn't get lets pump and OYL, THEN I would consider NSM, but otherwise I would do nimble only and thats with only with that much accel. That part is up to you though since NSM is quite good when it works right. Accels are good but you want to proc them and you want to priortize keeping the best ones to maximize skill point usage. Another important thing I would have done here is try to focus a lot more on wit, sacrifice 100 or even 150 pow here for more wit. C Oguri is even more reliant on wit than other PC if you are aiming to actually proc her unique. And sympathy again. I understand you might have leftover skillpoints and cant usually control it but what that usually means is that if you ran another race or two you could get a better green or even second circle of something like mile straightaways. Again, this isn't the worst I've seen but despite S Mile I can see the struggle she has. >it's always one less race than required, or I don't get the SSR gold, or I lose a team race with five double circles, or the four sparks I completed simply never show up, etc.Yeah, the standard Aoharu experience. Unfortunate. Can't say much about supports, you just have to work with what you have and roll higher the less sups you have.
Is Laurel the most predatory Sakura?
>>560033969My what
>>560033969Nyoooo I forgot I switched falco out for oguri and forgot to put her back in even if she’s a brick. Viva la pace gambling
>>560033879Mam...
>>560034145stop
>>560033969I have high hopes for my dirt B Air Groove
we're so fucking back idol bros!
>>560034145
>>560032235It was a whale skip because you needed to save for Kita if you weren't a reroller. NTR also gives useful hints>>560031782A power bonus is definitely worth it given it's 1/3 of what makes Kita so good
>>560032404>drooling retardi remember this anon
>>560031384I have 3LB Bakushin, if only I didn't get ZERO Fine Motion in 200 pulls
>>560034145bwo...
>>560033969>>560034172>>560034242>Everyone strikes a pose>Oguri is just standing thereCute
i thought /uma/ stopped caring about CM results
>>560034272not falling for your wanna be SEAtard jewish tricks retard
>>560034340I only don't care when i lose
>>560034340You literally just made up a fantasy in your headThat never happened and you cant quote a single thread that did so
>>560034340then you would have only 1 thread a day
>>560034172>oh nyo I accidentally put the "If losing = win" uma instead of my umadol oshiBwo, it's okay to win. If you want to win you do what you have to do.>>560034340Only the sweepyniggers and the usual suspects who don't play the game don't care about CM.
Am I retarded for considering dumping my crystals/selector to get my 1lb biko to mlb?
>>560034472I barely made it into A so anything above third place will be a pleasant surprise
>>560034568yes. millions of US$ have been wasted
umas that would fuck old men?
>>560034568you practically have an NTR, congrats anon
>>560034568Yes. Biko has no upsides other than having +45 energy from her events. Other cards have skills/golds that you'll rather have instead.
umamusume sitting on my face
>>560034701
>>560033918assuming you're not lying about anything, that is improbably good fortune>15% survival on Normal mood
>>560034568Crystals yes. Selector is whatever since it only goes to Fuku so choices were slim depending on your next pull plan
either i'm going to get triumphant PULSED or an overpowered taiki sluttle will be 10L ahead of everyone else within a frame of late-race starting. unfortunate that skilled-play gets overshadowed by such things.
>>560034568I mean, I wouldn’t do it. I had fun borrowing it but there are some crazy cards coming up
/uma/ is the brownest at this hour
post something cute
Just a few more hours and danchou will shove his platinum title down my throat
>>560034698Fine motion has EVEN WORSE events, 0 hint chance and worse prio and you all treat her as the most must-have card in the universe
>>560033837umalator disagrees, stop using shit gaslighters
>>560034472>the sweepyniggers [...] don't care about CMwhy do they sweep then
>>560034873
>>560034873why even bring the lunch box if it's empty? lol
>>560034849>most active = most brownhot take considering the times (you) are online
>>560034880Danchou is getting silver again...
>>560034849The filipinos haven't even woken up yet?
>>560034781>He's still gaslighting with umalator
anyone feel like erping with me rn
>>560034781>lying I did post the CM results... And she would've win more if it weren't for the Taiki I'm using that is more consistent. But yeah, that's normal mood. For great mood, she survives even if rushed and spot struggled (according to a hakuraku review an anon made of a room I joined with that pasa) simulators are not the best for CM planning, either use Hakuraku or join lots of runs/make practice rooms to know what really works.
What a fucking ass.
>>560035129Curren gaslight you all the time, heaven forbid you do it to stop her from breaking her own legs
>>560034873>perfectly fine story as the base>ruined by her bringing an empty bento boxfor what purpose, just so you can have the "let's share food" idea more clean looking? bitch just have them all put their boxes on her table, then they share and eat together.
>>560034914I'll respond once, you niggerfaggot that do not play the game. FM is the sauce to make wit cards go from good to great, TE and ME means pairing up with any wit card makes them have +10 more stats than any other pairing.
>>560035067Ask /v/ma on April fools
>>560033504>>560032852>>560032663>>560032432should i use the crystals for FM? I have her at 0lb
>>560035067yes*cums*
>>560034984Fans, you get more carats that way by doing nothing.
>>560035061what source do you have showing the kachi-dev umalator is shit besides>my ass says it isI'll waitoh wait you'll never post it, because you're contrarian wannabe comedian FAGGOT who likes to spread lies for fun. Eat shit.
>>560035257Jester
>>560034701>>560034756peak
>>560035227No. Crystals are good on ANYTHING in the future for an extra lb. As I’ve said, use it if you get turbofucked on the next “big” card youre pulling, whether wit ramonu or ssr speed pasa
Oops, I dropped my comparison between MLB Curren and MLB FineMo. How clumsy of me.
>>560035227Post deck, you can't just blow it all unless we see it first.
>>560035129hate means fuck
>>560035257the cutest (most HQ) uma fan artist>unesco levelquality stuff
>>560035254what for, so they can get new cards to sweep even more?
>>560035129Maybe the evil one was Curren's trainer and not Curren herself
>>560035191Ill respond once, you niggerfaggot that do not play the game. Biko is the sauce to make speed cards go from good to great, TE and ME means pairing up with any speed card makes them have +10 more stats than any other pairing.
>>560033969
>>560035378>what forbeats methe mind of a cheater is beyond me
>>560035301Retard. Everyone knows the umalators are wrong about stamina. Start using hakuraku and you'll see.
>>560034756Eyes? On bumsNose? In crackTongue? In assHeaven
>>560035320Bro Ramonu is ALMOST A YEAR FROM NOWpasa IS MID 2027do you people ever actually want to play uma musume pretty derby at some point?
>>560035532Of course not LMAO you stupid reddit spacing faggot
>>560035301Doesn’t umalator always proc all skills?
>>560033969Changed Laisu's outfit because the wing keeps blocking Ulala
>>560035532Yes but I hit full pity for every one of my ksb pulls and it felt so absolutely ass I don’t want to feel it again if I can help it
>>560035067sure, hop on vrchat bwo
>>560035301>position based skills proc perfectly always>stamina is always 100%>skills that can't proc proc anywaysYes very trustworthy
>>560035484no, post contrary results with hakuraku and substantiate your claims. I've posted mine. If you have better data, show it. Otherwise you're just gaslighting. >everyone knowsis not an argument.
>>560034849TopRo is cute!SUPER CUTE!
>>560035470>beat meok
>>560035326The comparison that makes finemo look WAY better?
>>560035407biko is actually a good card tho>>560035532Ramonu is november of this year anonPasa is a year from now
>>560035329here >>560030893
>>560034817Total world teiomination
>560035667>He's still going Enjoy running 1200+3 next CM, gaslightbro
>>560035375
>>560033969I won't because I got into Group B
>>560035587ugh...this team composition... it's so soulful. Laisu, her good friend Ulala, and Digitan who loves all umas. As the kids would say, "peak."
>>560034880Dancho did not make it to A, best he can do is gold
>>560035575try emulating a Front Pasa with the Calm and Collected skill and report results
>>560035793I wish to make a happy family with Helios
>>560035129Only evil people choose the bottom option
>>560035689Not what I see
>>560035986
Hmmmmmmm...
>>560035662There's no way to simulate position-based skills because that's dependent on the lobby and actual race RNG, so it assumes they'll proc>skills that can't proc proc anywayno they don't, try emulating Oguri as a Front and see if Gourmand procs. Idiot.
>>560035890I meant wit checks, not literally all
>>560035804B Finals umas are still Finalists desu.
fine motion moaning finely
>>560035989I do because of the slight chance of getting Practice PerfectGetting that event means the run is over anyway so might as well gamble
>>560035960top 5 soundpost on my list
are we climaxing today or tomorrow
>>560036169Name your top 5 soundposts NOW
>>560035326>more friendship bonus and 10 more TE>mood bonus is the weakest of all stat bonuses and the scaling falls off a cliff after 10Kinda looks like curren got mogged here
>>560036118Anything but A finals don't determine winners, only good losers
>>560036185I want Golshi to climax on me NOW
Will we really have another A+ club soon? I hope that anon was serious about it
>we won't even be able to reroll a race result in MANT due to no qol patch>we will have to run 30 races and if you lose one you lose a title>losing a title is like 50 stats and can ruin a run>it will be loads worse than unity cup training RNGit is looking real grim
>>560033969I'm running an oppai team.>>560034603Nice fucking Dia titties!>>560036185Today.
Can everyone who wins plat please show their decks to inspire hope in us F2Poors?
>>560036065sir this isnt reddit we dont care for your bot hours here
>>560035713I swear I've seen you post your deck before, and I'll say it again. Shit's rough man.>no KSB>no Marv Sunday>3LB Welfare SpeIt is very, very difficult for you to reach 50 Racing Bonus I'm afraid. Your deck lacks everything for CM completion but as a casualfag that you are, its your fault and don't even bother.
>>560036230in no order:Ayabe music sync with headpatBrian and Hishiama dancingthe one I replied toFine Motion on the pipesHelios laugh
I'm excited that Kris S will be on topic in a few months
>>560036118It may look like everyone here gets to finals A but if I ever got into finals B I would never posts about it out of shame.
>>560036117no, it performs wit checks. On that pasa, with 200 wit, 8 skills procced. With 1200 wit, 13 procced.
>>560036361lol have fun being 12/30
When kitasan banner
>>560035178>a bag fully dedicated to only show off your merchThis trend fully perplexes me. And acrylic stands or whatever, they usually go together hand in hand. I don't even hate it, it just confuses me.
>>560036407I've won 4 CMs thus far with just kitasan + SR cards, and im pretty sure a good amount of anons here have done better than that.
>>560036118are open finals finalists then?
>>560036534autism, don't worry about it.
>>560036534Because that's my baby, Almond Eye.
>>560036426Is this a new copypasta or something?
>>560036270You’re sacrificing 2-3 wit per rainbow for way more rainbows. Higher friendship means she starts rainbowing earlier. She is a sidegrade to FM, with lower peaks but more consistent value.
soon
>>560036373losing my loads inside dia's umanko
I was just staring at banners when I noticed on the rates page in-game>1st-9th scout>10th scoutWhy does it say that? Has this game ever had a banner that had such a mechanic?
>>560036594catbox please
>>560036321Is the horse part of the chinese zodiac in the umaverse?
>>560036407>MLB Kita>MLB Finemo>MLB NN>MLB Fuku (borrow) >MLB Sunday wit>LB1 RikoF2P here
>>560036741>soundpost>no sound
>>560036691MY GOAT ASK EDINBURGH!
>>560036816that's for the guaranteed SR you get in 10 pulls.
ei ei mun
>>560036816retardbwo...
>>560036886Works for me
>>560036824kill yourself then ill do it you lazy FAGGOT
>>560036534Don’t worry about it
My first career with BiwaLast career before MANTblazerI'm going to fuck her big brains to goo in the onsen.
>>560036691>Flame star
>>560025658That second laugh sounded like an asthmatic fat bitch laughing. I went from being ambivalent to not liking her anymore
Now that I think about it this is probably the first day since launch where i've only run 1 career
>>560036816A rare newfriend
>>560036998Enjoy, I just did that to Ardan.
>>560036741So annoyed by this uploaders insane lack of consistent quality, it's all over the place depending on the uma, it's crazy.>>560037071What the fuck are you talking about
>>560035805Thank. It was originally Laisu Ulala and Rudolf but decided to go with Digitan because it seemed more fitting
>>560036998> to goo in the onsen.I wanna goon with Biwa in the onsen too...
This game has revealed I'm fond of umas with big foreheads
>>560036691>Last Smile
I got a feeling this will be the last finals thread we enjoy
>>560037125I got her and still didn't do a single career, I guess she's gonna take my MANT virginity
>>560037161Fat girl voice is a thing
>>560036974whado whatyou didn't need to say all that
>>560037260And I bet you know all about fat girls
>>560037240Next CM is longslop. It will be for awhile.
>>560037161Listen to it dumb faggot
>>560037305Yes? Why are you mad about that? You're not a fat bitch, women don't post here, right?
I havent done grass, brian or mcqueen;s careers even oncewho is the cutest and the most trainer sexual?
>>560037260I think you should listen to women laughing in real life more often
>>560037240dw, the thread will fucking die 2 days after mant is released
What's wrong with Long CMs?
>>560037413Brian
>>560037305Yes.
>>560037413Mcqueen by a long
>>560037413Desuwa~
>>560036691>taiki ruggero
>>560037413according to fan comics: mcQWWWWWWWWWWEN
I was near a fat woman once, it was very gross
>>560037413Makween but they're all pretty mediocre.
>>560037562you don't have to talk about your mother like that
anything to roll this month beside FM?
>>560037562Fat women are ok if they're nice to you and have pretty eyesMost of them don't have that
>>560036270which sloptuber
>>560037436sorry, it's because I won't be here because discovering the game is more fun than copying some sloptuber guide regurgitated onto a gaslighting jordinian cockfighting website
Was near a manlet once, it was incredibly funny
>>560037194And big breasts*
Ok, but why is it wrong to fuck them?
>>560037690Nope
we like fat women here
>>560037690next gaslight on the menu is the zenno rob roy rerun
OPEN LEAGUER
>>560037810oguri is NOT fat
>>560037810I wish fat women in real life were just oguri cap
i will HAVE SEX with the winnerno plat NO SEX
>>560037247>go Kikuka Sho/Tenno Sho route with Ardan>get hot springs ticket sex >get first S-ranked uma that's not a sprinterI think I'm in love............
Almondbros...we're gonna get A+ again this month... right?
I walked past a super tall guy once. That was pretty cool even though most people are way taller than me.
>>560037194
>>560037962>MANTmmmm nyo
>>560038006osexo
>>560037962Depends if you sweepy or not
>>560037413>has Brian>hasn't trained herGIVE HER TO ME THEN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>560037968Memes aside. I'm avrg 1,80m, but two guys around 185/190 went past me while grocery shopping once, which was oddly cool and fascinating. Rare to see people that big in my area.
>>560037917Mayacchi is gonna lock in for that, you know
I'm unironically thinking of hooking up with my clubmate (he's a twink and im a fat balding virgin oji-san) please talk me out of it.
>>560037962
>>560038216Rebricked...
>>560038156>>560037968femboys
>>560038216Danchou....no...Think of the club please
>>560038216heeeeey
>>560037194I love giving forehead kisses, I don't know why but it just feels really nice to do, so that is probably one of the main reasons I like odeko umas so muchI had a gf that hated it because she would say I was hoping she would be dead so I could kiss her forehead while she was on the coffin, what a dumb woman.
>>560037413Brian's career is a good ride, get used to train her she's a MANT beast.
>>560038031uuuu....don't say that... I need my freeto carats... >>560038141DAGA KOTOWARU
fanrunfags, do you guys take the top or bottom option after races?
>>560037718People as a whole are ok if they are nice and have pretty eyes. For some reason, in all my life only fat women have been attracted to me though. I want to say its cause I don't feel any pressure with them but its probably just cause I'm skinny and they like what they don't have.
>>560038216How many /uma/ clubs are gay?
>>560038408I always pick the bottom option
>>560038314>Girl (that ain't no adult) gets kissed on the forehead>Instantly thinks her BF wants her dead in a coffinPeak mental gymnastics.
VF said guts decks are worse than speed/stam deckswhat do I do bros
>>560037968>>560038156Am around 186cm and recently met an online friend who ended up being 204cm tall. What an experience that was
>>560038485every anon would fuck another anon if he dressed like their uma
>>560038359someone summoned the fusu
>>560038408always top
>>560038216mambro..
Smart Falcon supremacy in one hour!
>>560038359You can't give them cake, take it away
>>560038518buy an ad for starters
>>560038546only std riddled normies think like that
why do femboys always have large cocks
>>560038525No long are you the biggest faggot in the gym, buddy. To be fair a 20~cm different is quite something, for me it was only 10 at best, can't imagine what your experience was like.>>560038561Was I that obvious?
>>560038676luck comes from the umanko
t.187cm anon and I get a little bit angry when I see someone taller than me, doesn't usually happen though
https://poal.me/86tw1qhttps://poal.me/86tw1qhttps://poal.me/86tw1qPlease respond to the official /uma/ age census!
>>560038570Sure she has early game, but she's gonna get passed on the corner!
>>560038216/uma/club dancho...
>>560038805my brain keeps thinking zoomers are teenagers
>>560038805I'm a 30yo zoomer
>>560038601If I was spending money on ads I'd spend it on carats insteadActual advice please?
>Mr 187 gets angry when someone is even bigger than himLmao.
>>560038909Mid 20s.
>>560038805>Zoomers are winningI thought this was an old man game
i never saw those nervous of a game or a gachamy anus is tingeling
>>560038805Let other options in, pussy! I boo youBOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>560038778>187cmpretty sure that's plenty tall
>>560039036You merely adopted the image board. We were born in it, molded by it.
>>560038923to get money you need toumapply umapply
im 168 and im cute sized
RYAN LOVE
>>560038914A 30 year old is an unc,it supersedes zoomerdom
>>560039154shut up tranny
>>560039059see how nervous i am? i cant even type anymore
>>560039154Try being 159cm in the next life
>>560038805Please also respond to this height censushttps://poal.me/69x4ezhttps://poal.me/69x4ezhttps://poal.me/69x4ez
nevermind, the chance for -5 energy is too low
>>560039176I can read zoomerbabble and I'm attracted to zoomer girls that means I'm sitll young
Danchou, I'm not doing shit until MANT. I hope you understand.
>>560038525Damn sounds funny as fuck What else did you guys do tho...
>>560039343Unc please you're cooked stop trying to act tuff
>>560037810imagine oguri once she retires but her appetite hasn't adjusted to the fact that she's no longer burning 3000 calories a day on running
>>560038570>Smart Falcon supremacy in one hour!
>>560037240Come back in two months
>>560039318MIDGET GENERAL
>>560039364
>>560038778my brother in law is 210cm
>>560038945you could have at least gave me a (You), creature poster
>>560039176How about the 40+ gen Xers?
>>560039343You're a predator that learned how to deceive his prey.
>>560039520Thats a boomer
>>560039386i showed him around town, but we didn't fuck if that's what you are getting at
t.163cm anon and I get a little bit horny when I see someone taller than me, it happens a lot
>>560039268it really bothers that they have no fucking tail
>>560039472You're up early José
>>560039583You walked him home gently, huh...
/uma/ more like /umanlet/
>>560039550I've never been so insulted.
>>560039318Why are there two options for manlets (160-169)
>>560039318>Me, 6'2">Watching the manlet votes pour in
Can this thread get any worse are we that desperate for content.
what is the age range of an "unc"?God everyday there is a new slang for age
>>560039724This is what happens when you let women post
MCQUEEN CAREERS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MANT IS RELEASED
>>560039686Oh, I'm dumb, I fucked upOrange is for women then
>>56003974925+ is unc status
>>560039318Manlets the lot of you
>>560039512>NTR posterIt's funnier to have you guys walk for it.
>>560039701>t. timmy two tonne
>>560039749>t. certified unc
>>560039724Wait for the MANT mindbreak
>>560039318what the fuck I didn't know I shared a thread with jockey rejects
>>560038805>>560039318Official /uma/ survey, very important needful poll:https://poal.me/9aosh5
>>560039724The teio posters can always start talking about eating cum
will (You) get mad if an ulala beats you on the finals?
>>560039931I will hang myself.
>>560039512Halu looks so cute with her Carrot Ranger maskabsolutely precious
>>560039806Artist
>>560039869Smooching Chrono
>>560039931Better than losing to oguri/falco/taiki/el
>>560039931no. im just happy i brought ryan the whole way there
>>560039931Not really but picrel filename on the other hand
>>560039931I will cum
>>560039749if you have to ask, you're unc
kek
what is a sweeper
>>560039318wonder how that poll would have turned out 12 hours from now.
>>560040091Me.
>>560040086What website is this.
>>560040091it's like a janner
>/v/ma has more bannable-aged brats and zoomers than /uma/
>>560040156https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>560040091someone who sweeps
>>560040091Something from Lobotomy Corp/Ruina, they kill things still on the backstreets at night or something if I remember
>>560040206how many times do we have to tell you. /uma/ is ojisan central
>>560039512ulala looks kinda FAT
Which Umas are for braps?
>>560040091high IQ individuals who are capable of copy pasting shit onto a terminal
>>560040281753158763516 5484
>>560040206Did /v/ma do one? Post it.
>>560039512sex on the left, whore on the right
>>560040060the bandaids stay ON during sex
30 minutes left...
>>560039931My Haru will defeat all others
>>560039364I WILL RUN THE DOTO FOR LONGSLOP CUP
>>560040086fact check status: true
>>560040354
>>560040337It's crazy to think that copy pasting unironically counts as "high IQ" these days because of how insanely tech illiterate people have become.>People go to a git page>See an EXTREMELY simple 4 step tutorial>Have a mental breakdown and call it complicated nerd shit
>>560039512
>Schizo retard has a melty whenever Stego or NTR is posted>BUT somehow the Gentiltranny posting literal MLP anthro umas is fineHmmm curious...
>>560040206Why does it surprise you /v/ skews younger.
>>560040494the oldest zoomers are 28-29
I'M GOING TO PUUUUUUUUUUULSE
>>560040501My wife and her friends
>>560039364I'm surprised there isn't more taiki/doto content in uma musume given that the horses were friends and all
If no MANT news in 30 minutes im becoming a doomer
>>560040561I only want to fuck the youngest ones
>>560039583You took him to town!? What the fuck!! All night long too, I bet...Well what did you show him anyway?
where do you even get presets to copy paste :(
>>560040086being the trainer of rich umas must be a pain in the ass
>>560040548Because Gentildonna is a real man's uma
Post your warface NOW
inumusume
>>560040487>Casual Gentle Wifeholy fucking sex
>>560040498The iphone and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>560040561Anyone above 24 is automatically minimum unc regardless of generation
>how it feels to be an unc pushing 30 (26)
>>560040691
is there an event or something coming or should i glue mackie
>>560040662You don't, at least not to my knowledge. The only reason that option was added is for helping debugging purposes.>>560040740Unironically, yes. It's crazy how much not only the internet went to shit post iPhone, but humanity in general.
>>560040756I don't know who you are but you deserve rape
>>560039869Cumming inside of Chrono Genesis on a dangerous day while kissing her on the lips and hugging her tightly
>>560040881>>560040881>>560040881
How much of an impact is this passive going to have in the coming months?Firm conditions O costs 81 for 40 powerFirm conditions @ costs 99 for 20 powerFirm Terrorist costs 117 for 60 speedIn total 297 for 60 power 60 speed5 of the next 7 CMs are firm track.
>>560040318oguri farts must be fucking nuclear
>>560040086now post the rest of this scene
I'm turning into a wizard next year!
>>560040612I can't believe I share the same generation with teenagers nowThey need to split the generation into uncs (1997-2005) and true zoomers (2006-2012)
>>560041070>uncs (1997-2005)W-what if I'm from before that..
>>560039931No, if she wins she has earned it.
>>560041161Grand dad....it's time for the retirement home
>>560041070>20 is the unc nowI DONT WANNA DIE YET
>>560039931If it's kimono then she was a worthy contender.If it's OG then she deserved it and I'm a shitty toreina
>>560039931No because it'll be my Ulala
>>560038518Guts deck suck outside of mile for anyone not Oguri unless you high roll out of your mind and usually on Umas with speed and power growth see Seriru showing an Oguri example
>>560039749If you're uncYou're unc
>S+ Pasa in my lobby
Dedicated to the anons who said 800 wit was not enough on my front pasa
nyo... 3rd
>i'm the only player in my lobby with an uma higher than a+ rank (my falco and oguri are s rank, my smaru is s+)>race start>both falco and smaru late start and don't trigger groundwork, oguri doesn't get the gamble as backup>2ndThis is the tenth CM in a row where I've made Graded A League Finals and the tenth in a row that I've not won, I'm on a cosmic level of bad luckWhat am I supposed to do at this point
>>560043721You try again
