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Post the horse that won it for you, anon
TIME TO TUNE IN TO OVR QVEEN TO WATCH HER FINALS
yankomanko
>>560049815Me and my 3.5k lobby
These 5 tickets will get me my first FM copy
>>560049883buy her an ad
Close...when's the next fun (Sprint or Mile) CM?
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
I still don't get what the numbers meanIs this good?
for our ntrbro
are we getting another rainbow crystal for anni
Who won Who lost?
>>560049883You /vt/ niggers need to be locked up.
>>560049879wut is thisalso, Oguri sex
I have no idea how I won.
>>560049815Against all odds she proc'd a perfect Corner Connoisseur at the start of late-race, dueled, and used her unique. She was able to battle a late surger Gold City and stayed 1st
Finally, a new thread
>>560050017Gemini Cup (Cancer Cup rerun but with firm conditions)
/uma/ laughed and sharted themselves at every one of my aces, for some reason. Works on my machine
>>560050064more points mean the lobby was more stacked I think
I am NEVER training Wit EVER again.
>>560049815GREENS are for TURF TROONS
>Didn't win CM>Got FM from freerollsThis is my final cope
>>560050174>S+ taiki shuttle winsare you saying we should be surprised?
>>560049815>max wit>1st in late race>whiff both accelsWHATEVER
Post finalshttps://i.desu.si/wVfqeoxN.mp4
>>560050217sounds about right because the other two guys had S/S+ umas with around 80% total WR
>>560050270That's like 30k carats worth instead of 3k!
>>560050347well you said that the stamina was not enough, the other day
I haven’t won for 3 CMs now in group AAnd for my 170th roll I got 2 Fine Motion
How do I see how many plats I've won?
>>560050164Is there anything Rice can't do???
>>560050412Smartest uraraposter
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/OpqW8vhttps://jiggie.fun/OpqW8vhttps://jiggie.fun/OpqW8v
>>560050408me on the right
MY gaslight for this CM was "Run Oguri as late"Every single practice match I did with a late Oguri never activated OYL at the right time.So I decided to say fuck it and make a pace Oguri and she did so fucking well and won me this last match.Two Els activated Plancha and one activated NSM, but my Oguri activated NSM also along with her inherited Plancha and Mummy and Pulsed her way to first place. It was close but it was so fucking good.
>>560050389my lobby was 5k and there was 7 A+ and 2 SI won
This is not a cope at all but if you lost in 11k+ lobby you already won from the carats farmed in round 1+2 btw
OgurixTama bros where you at?
Mambo!
>>560050405somebody was trying to gastlight you. 600+ was only a thing because theres some speed boost you get fro having it.>youanon pls
>mfw i pull kitasan and realize if i want to play her i won't be able to use her card
>>560049834Jokes on you, I already have em
>>560050595cope detected
>>560050405It's enough with great mood.
>>560049815My S.Maru looked like that but with a lot less wit
get dueled
>>560049815
>>560050619good thing you don't need the card on MANT
should i spend my CM winnings pulling for finemo if i already sparkedits basically free money right? why not? hehe...
>>560050619bro your MLB Mayano?
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why is vega gut so high?
>>560049815I love Shichi
>>560050270My dude I got Kitasan and LB1 Finemo from rerolling like no tomorrow, Had the foresight and saved up for BIko, and maxed her with luck. Maxed out FineMo this banner. And I still did not win. It does not get any better. It will never get any better. Either you keep playing because you like this game and the girls or quit now because it will NEVER get better only even worse. The only thing better cards do is get you consistently into Finals with knowledge and effort but with only one shot the only thing that matters is luck for winning. NOTHING else. There's some poor sap who hasn't a single CM yet despite doing everything right. And I lost to a weak f2p uma. CMs suck.
>>560050734but its my comfort card
>>560050412you can check in titles all the way on the bottom
>>560050805Can you read charts?
>>560050805It literally tells you. Tier 1 = 15 RB
>>560050805is that card even out yet?
>>560050805Bwo your reading comprehension?
>>560050878Obviously not.
Which umas did you use the most in the 10 CMs so far?
>>560050596
>>560050981Cap
>>560050687it was also enough with random mood
>>560050805should i just go all in on nice nature investment instead of fine motioni dont have a fine motion but i have a 1LB nature that i can get up higher with anni
>>560050981mayano
Whoever keeps linking me to the /jp/ thread should feel bad for taking advantage of someone with a learning disability like myself
>>560050981Taiki**I started with Taurus**
>>560050981Taiki
>>560050981Brian
>>560050981probably golshi (cm1, cm2, cm4, cm6, cm8, and cm11 when it rolls around)
>>560050981she'll win me one eventually
My fuarking hero.
>>560051047I've got 0lb both, I like the race bonus from natie but whenever i borrow FM i notice i get fat fucking wit rainbows
>>560050740As someone who had to buy carats because I was three pulls short to spark..Save.
>>560050981Golshi, Digitan, El Condor Kusa
>>560049815I would but I made the mistake of cueing up early and got raped by a giga whale digitan
i didn't get finemo with my free pulls but i did get marie alter with a summon ticket this morning so alls well that ends well
>>560049815Was full on gambling with my Haru, I think I shouldn't have won, but I did. spirit pwr was last skill>end closer>25%wryadayada soulless pick
>>560050981Maya and Brian
>>560049815Victory for Big American Titties!>>560050380https://i.desu.si/gpSDKFwx.mp4
sovlfvl haru win
>>560051047Finemo is a slightly better card and is good for one more scenario. Natie is one of a very small amt of cards that had on your left. They’re similar. And I’m wondering the same as I’m going to ticket one of them
>>560050981I bring Fuku to every single one. She's my favorite but I've only won Sagittarius with her. That being said she's surprisingly adaptable, event CM10 wasn't that hard to train her for.
>>560050981Taishin
>>560049815It works 11% of the time
>>560050981Oguri Cap, she spooked me in the SSR ticket and she had been my best Ace ever since. I love her.
>>560050981Fuku / Golshi (4)El (3)Taiki / Rice / Fuji (2)Fuku will be fully retired after I win a medum with her
Do you trust Creek?
>Late's and End's only win condition is to be exactly 6th place at last leg>you can be unironically too strong to win by overshooting Please tell me it gets better all my favorite Uma Musumes are Late or End.
>>560049926They did not get me my first FM
>>560051401She is a very cute and good girl.
>>560050805holy shit /uma/ is fuckin DUMB
>>560051079He fell for the oldest ruse in the book!
>>560050981how is this even a question?
>>560051453If your late is in third bwo you’ve already won
Pace Pasa is so fucking strong but just like Taiki she just dies if there's 4 fronts
>>560051464
>>560051539
>>560051539>Whiff every accel>Die in the last straightIt is like you have already forgotten
>>560051598>give her homestretch haste>DONT GIVE HER THE GOLDI HAAAAAAAAAAAATE IT Nice lvl 5 gold though
>>560050981>Golshi, Tachyon, Natie>Golshi, Taishin, Tickezo>Pasa, Grass, Vodka>Grass, Oguri, Natie>Suzuka, Taiki, Grass>Golshi, Taishin, McQueen>Taiki, XOguri, Digitan>Golshi, Taishin, XOguri>Pasa, Groove, Dober>SMaru, Pasa, TaikiGolshi wins with 4 CMs
>>560051598>How to spot a 1*/2* uma>Recovery unique>Recovery innate>Guts growth
>>560051598>Late/Pace>Medium/Long>TurfAh... another old reliable. I wonder how much velocity her unique gives you?
>>560050981I love Gold Ship and brought her to every CM including Sprint and Dirt.
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
Here is Kita
>>560051748>20% stam/10% guts growth>Recovery unique>Gold recovery innateshe's built to last I suppose.
blah blah blah kitasan shittell me when shakurs in
Question to all CM winners:What FineMotion LB do you have?
>triple late startnice fucking "wit game" NIGGERS
Between heaven and hell, she alone is the horny one
>>560051940I have no copies of Finemo, I borrowed her
>>560051748I wish!
>>560051856>towards the front on the backstretchwhat did kitasan mean by this
>>560050981looks like seiun
>>560051940Borrow slot
mambo mambo omatsuri MAMBO
i won with my oshi even tho she was trash
>>560051598Mambros... She's here...
B finals anon from the other thread. Turns out that the winner was the only uma I didn't post, the Pasa. I suppose not winning A is not that different from winning B, but it does hurt your pride as a torena.The other 2 participants had only ~120ish careers and TT filled with A and B umas.
>>560051940put your cope away, peasant.
>>560051940MLB
>>560051940Borrow
>>5600519400lb, free rolls haven't given me another copy yet and I don't have enough to spark so I shan't be rolling!
i did it f2p sisters my b league triple crown....
>>5600517585.5% stam and 0.25 target speed for 5 seconds is pretty good
>>560052131That uma is better than any of mine, surprised you're in B finals
>>560050981This is the only CM where I failed to mutate Teio. All my attempts were all either Dirt B Mile B or Dirt C Mile A
Correct, I am triumphant.
how do you guys cope when you lose
>>560051437I would trust her with my life
>>560052056>people lost to a B mile B dirt mayaumazing
>>560051940I didn't use her this CM at all but I have 1LB
>>560052297RNG game
>>560052297Unironically leave /uma/ for a day or two till CMposting ends
>>560052297i haven't lost in a while
>>560052297I remember that a CM win is the equivalent of a G1 win for a real horse trainer. The thrill of competing, getting to the finals, fighting to see your oshi on the pedestal... if I've even see her on top one single time, it's all worth it.
>>560052131It’s funny that if you’re ever in B, 90% chance you’ll win it. Two other racers I went against either even have max speed max speed or, even worse, had racers with max speed of 950. It was an easy win
>>560052297i play another game and leave the thread for a few days
>>560052297Try harder on the next one bwo...
>>560052297I roll, jerk off or drink until I blackout. Usually some combination of the 3
>>560052297Stay away from /uma/ for like 1 week and play another game or read a VN to distract yourself from the bad thoughts
>>560052297I rage pull with the cm gibs
>>560051856wtf they made the speed card into a unit?
>>560050981So far.
>>560052131>>560052476The one time I landed in B I had 14k horses in a room of like, 10k and 11k max. I just felt like an asshole.
Alright time to roll.ANONS-GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY FOR AYABE
>>560052297I don't get mad over something I can't control and move on
Since I won that means I can stop flatlining
>>560051856>20% spdsurely that makes up for not having her card haha
am i HECKED for mant if i don't have a maxed out creek but i sneed maestro for long
>>560052257The other two I brought to the CM were these two>>560029095>>560031231if you read the replies it created quite a discussion around simulators, etc. I got close to getting 3 wins twice, after winning two races and getting second place to gamble lates, I also only ran thrice instead of four times due to time constraint, but I could very well have ended up with 1 or 2 wins again.
>>560052773just borrow it? don't tell me you were thinking of borrowing NTR instead
>>560050981
CM status?https://poal.me/xt11pghttps://poal.me/xt11pghttps://poal.me/xt11pg
I lost, time to commit seppuku
>>560052297crash the fuck out, stare at the current banner and resist the urge to drown my sorrows in gambling. copy the runners in my finals lobby and run practice matches to see if i lost because of luck or just because my team sucks. listen to my DBZ gym playlist and work out while imagining i won instead of lost. pull up racecourse data on both of my monitors and begin cope training for the next CM.
What different phrases would a Super Creek plush doll say if you squeezed her?
>>560052297busted 3 loads in the hour I was gone I'll just cope that it was a dirt cm and I'll have my nigga Rickey by the next one
>>560051940borrowed
>>560052749same but i'm waiting for track a new blazer first
>>560052290Based
>>560050347does this make you surprised
>>560052297With this
>>560052723LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAyabe loves me!
>>560052938Always gamble
>>560052930>taiki would've won if ardan wasn't thereyou didn't win.
>>560052938congratulations Anon
I miss the times when we would make fun of piggy sloptubers for losing CM, it was peak comfy. Sadly now that these whaleGODS have finemo+NN MLB, it's gotten too difficult for them to actually lose
>>560052297By telling myself "It is what it is" (a luck game) and trying again. Trust me, I've been there many a time.
>>560052773Longslop has always been a matter of whether you own MLB creek or not
>2nd placeThat's 4 pulls worth I missed to spark... I'm BRICKED
>>560050981Maru, she also won me 5 CM
>>560052297If I get Kitasan or 2 Ayabe copies in free pulls I'll forget about my loss
>>560052009That's not the confusing part.What's the 'kick forward hard' game mechanic?
>>560051856>>560052760What's funny is she's coincidentally released during the scenario where you don't need her card to cap speed
>>560053169you still need to train speed nigga, even when gutsmaxxing stop believing everything you see
find yourself a wife that paints your cm winners
>>560052297Free carats are free carats even if I get 2nd or 3rd place since Im not spending in this shit game anyway
>>5600519403lb, luckshitted into 1lb and decided to use rainbow + selector on it, no regrets
>>560053132If the skill procs on a late-race backstretch, you get 0.3 acceleration
>>560053132increased accel + velocity like hanukkah cap
>>560053297i will eternally be confused that some of you actually somehow enjoy watching other people play games
>>560050805investing in NN MLB has been the greatest decision I ever made
>>560052297I made katsudon.
>>560053297Wife?
is this good
>>560053279Did I stutter
>>560053447his wife painted it for him
there is an really disgusting amount of gatekeeping on this generalsomeone everyone says something different if you ask something yet everyone wins the cms easilysomething smells really bad herenever saw this on another general
so why is Mambo so popular?I dont see why shes like basically the most popular uma in the fanbase, at least in the meme economy
>>560053427That's kinda stupid of you
>>560053462I like using her for parent runs
>>560053427some people are just good entertainers especially when it comes to slop I would never touch to begin with
>>560053169AND she's 100% a long uma, but with mile C>>560053279I think windy + biko is enough to go over 1200
>>560053508>everyone wins cm easilythere are a billion lurkers here and most people only post to show their victories
>>560053537Bilibili brainrot memes
>>560053537mambo
>>560053537She cute
>>560053495Oh! That's cute!
HER NAME IS TANNHAUSER
>>560053537She has a funny hat
Can I interest you all in an image of my wife?
I lost, I am done with this dogshit game, who wants my acc?
>>560051940i have 3lb and got 3rd place and didnt use her at all
>>560053447anon we're all 30-year-old oji-san in here surely you have a wife, at lest 2 kids, and a mortgage right?
Feeling bad because you lost in CM means you haven't burnt out yet.
>>560053508people who answer the questions just aren't the same people who easily win CM
>>560053724She needs to stop cutting hats
>>560052297I spent the last two hours planning my pulls for the next 5 years with the carat calculatorI’m going to have to skip the Zenno/Curren banner if I want to double spark Ancestors and Guides
>>560053537The chinese took a real liking to her for some reason. A lot of the brainrot and memes come from them.
>>560053537Mambo!
danchou...your platinum title...it's so...cute
>>560053462it was good in unity lmao
>>560053761No, WE are single 30 year old ojisans, get it right
>>560053761N-no?
>taikis 3rd late start in a row on finalscmon..
what if Mr Bean was an anime horsegirl
>>560052938I was inspired by your post and did a 10 pull of my own, and my heart leapt when I saw the rainbow gate, but it was just Oguri.Even in my pulls she is pulsing me
>>560053761I’m 26 though
>>560053806exactly the definition of gatekeepingthey keep the formular to themselves and just post their victories
>>560053761I have none of those, I'd cum from a girl touching me
>>560053859Ancestors is skippable as hell just borrow it
>>560054054Time to find a wife in four yearst.27 year old
>>560054054AIIIIEEEEEEE MY RIBS
>>560053680MatikanetannhauserTannhauserMatikaneMatikane TannhauserT a n n h a u s e r
>>560053859Just borrow them
>>560053508lmao this jeetscat really have been trying way too hard since earlier >something smells really bad hereyou're just smelling yourself and all your scatposts bwo
>>560053761I own my housefor the rest, haha
lost to this so-so taiki because ofc a falco was in the room and fucking my taiki late started with groundwork AGAIN THREE FUCKING FINALS IN A ROW (she lost sprint, she won the previous)Glad i dont care about finals wins anymore since rng just fucking me over on the regular
>>560053537chink memes, the real mambo is Neicha tier normalfag so a lot of people will be disappointed by her story
>>560053761>mortgage I'm a debt free real estate owner tyvm.
>>56005392735*
>>560052297I ragerolled I slightly bricked my account. Now I have MLB FN and will have MLB SC with the free ticket, but I'll need to save from scratch for my waifu Nishino Flower
>>560053547explain it then? why would you watch this random dork play a game when you could just play a game?
>>560054161A wife?
>>560050981Hate to say it but Taishin for me. Idk when it started but she just started dominating every cm after cm3 for me. Fucking brokenshit of a gremlin.
Taishin you had a mood down right before your mandatory -3 mood down event you are NOT winning this
>>560054086i hooked up with a girl and came in 10 seconds
>>560054089>>560054161Isn’t it one of the human rights banners?
>>560054319Worse comes to worse you can always selector her later
>>560052297I have multiple for this one. Used a slop team of Taiki, Oguri, and slightly KKK Pasa, and know I'll eat shit in stacked front lobbies and just suffer in general because I didn't care to build a front. I just had nothing to do good oshi building so I cashed in to for a third place, got second place instead, can only be surprised if you set your expectations low. Also, in finals>Pace promoted Pasa gets full Plancha effect>His NY Urara procced what she needed while my lates preferred to be end closers to get past my Taiki but before his PasaI would have lost in either scenario, so both happening was just a "welp" and I move on.
>>560054243The real Mambo has STDs
>>560054295Could you survive a night with these two?
>>560053761
>>560054357Opera would say this
>>560054181He probably think he's blending in but he's glowing and smells like a turd. Didn't even hide that he was on the other board when a spam happened there earlier after 2 ignores sloppas
>>560053427i watch people play extraction shooters sometimes.theyre too frustrating for me to learn and play
>>560054181it is known that scatjeet is a teioshitterwhy do you expose yourself scatjeet?why do you love eating shit so much?
>>560054056There's just so much conflicting infos, everyone's trying to gaslight each other. One guy thinks fronts are the strongest this CM but another guy thinks Oguri/Taiki are the strongest, the three of them won CM but they gave different advice to the same newfag (bring fronts if you wanna win!/ bring Oguri if you wanna win!) and the newfag lose cause they don't know who to believe
>>560052297i feel bad for a while then it goes away or sometimes it doesn'tit's ok to feel bad that's what umamusume taught me
>>560054132>time to find a wife Heeeeey anon, you doing anything this weekend
So how am I supposed to get NSM for CM11?
>>560053537because shes the only uma thats real>>560053761I'm 38 and my wife is 44. We don't own a house but we are literally millionaires and could if we wanted to tomorrow.
I want to quit but idk what I'd even do without /uma/. What do I do
>>560054523yeppers
>>560054523Yeppers
>>560053761What's the meme about people being in their 30s? I've been seeing a lot of old people posting lately
These are my options. The metafag in me says NY Opera O, but the oshifag in me says Amazon
>>560053508Everyone that wins is in VFcordEveryone that loses is fed with Seriru misinfo videos
>>560054545Wait til anni gibs end then quit
>>560054523End closer Maya
>>560054321I've done that enough times on other boards and I'm tired of it. Sometimes it's good and sometimes it isn't. Try it yourself, or don't
>>560053427I pity you for never having friends to play bideo games with.
>>560054605Selectors are for oshipicks
>>560054181sloppas coincidentally spawned just after /v/ma died too
>>560054540We have to turn this guy into sashimi
>>560054594>meme
>>560054612whats a VFcord?
>>560054540>mamboformerdancho is marriedNYOOOOOOOOOOO
>>560054605Brian
>>560054605Meta inherits arent a huge deal, you can always borrow opera o. Go with your heart
>>560054506>>560054056No one is gatekeeping anything, just join a room and copy their builds
>>560054605Chiyono O
>>560054660>friendsthe twitch streamer you watch isnt your friend
>>560054357How do I hook up with a girl?
>17 yeaws owd
Fuck it, I'm marrying the first twink that replies to me in club chat
>>560054667Yeah he was shitposting there and now he's here, does this fucking monkey not have anything better to do?
>>560054767Bwo you're replying to the scatjeet. This is his cycle after getting banned with the scatposts.
What does having sex and a job feel like?
we don't like anons with a 3D gf or wife or sex havers here
>>560054767>inherit 3 bajillion skills that you cant get all from 6 cards>just copy bro
>>560053761Turning 32 tomorrow, the day of Trackblazer, and my wife is Wife Nature.
>>560054901>>560054886*rapes you*
I'm 35+ and virgin Uma for me?
>>560053761>anon we're all 30-year-old oji-san in here surely you have a wife, at lest 2 kids, and a mortgage right?i dont have kids. but i do have a wife and house, yeah
Taishin....>>560053427I don't like playing video games for the most part so I watch youtubers, vtubers and IRL streamers play them instead
I have 30k now and saving for summer goldshi and rickey because i sneed another dirt umacan i do it bros?
>>560054886heat season is scary
>>560054886Having a job is good (you get money to spend on rolls and figurines, and have your own place) and also bad (you lose hours in the day and get bored)
>>560054969Sweepy
>>560054540show me your ways mambrot.30 year old on the brink of thinking it's all over
>>56005376131, only had 2 gfs ever, never found a wife, own a house and a car thanks to being smart with savings and help from parents, living alone with my dog is not too bad
>>560054942Happy soon to be birthday Naturebro
>>560054851Seems like the case. He has all the time to reset IPs and go on proxies after being banned and after his iphone IP is banned. Last time I'll give attention to him in thread, just hope other anons can pass the witcheck and spot him. It ain't that hard.
>>560053761I live with my parents
>>560054825cute child
>>560054605ticket an uma you like and just inherit pulse it's basically the same thing
>>560054942Happy early birthday anon
>>560053508It's actually very simple.Usual CM winners post their advice and their umas in practice rooms, but the builds are predictable, simple, and sometimes the cards are good.What retards want is the sloptuber backed highroll run with cards they don't have using the SECRET TECH skill nobody is using, then lose when CM comes.The only ones gatekeeping themselves are retards.
>>560054969the things she'd do to you
>if lose, wi-ACK
>>560055167this. The most reliable strat for this CM was fucking taiki.
>>560054969
>>560054969FalcoYou are at the idol wota age, have fun!
>>560052297i go to mcd and order 40 piece mcnuggets and a large mcflurry
>>560054991Yes
>>560055167This, you just have to filter out the gaslight. There's no secret tech, get distance S, get the skills we told you to take and get lucky (very important)
What the fuck is a scatjeet
>>560053508It's not your fault you can't tell which Oguri is the one who only gives bad advice and the one that only gives good advice
>>560055167so what was the formular to win this time? I got the OYL, its on, iron oguri and i got the Angling and Scheming, taking the lead s.maruzen and it was still not enough
/uma/Do I need NTR?Do I need an MLB NTR?
>she's trying to go back
>>560055167But that’s no fun…
>>560055438no and no
>>560055424post umas
>>560055116If you drink this potion to become a cute JK uma musume, I’ll let you live with me in my one bedroom apartment.
>>560055438No, borrow it - even whales have to borrow one card so you don't need to get every single card especially NTR which has a very short lifespan
>>560055438Just borrow her, she's dead after mant
>>560052297still f2p
>>560055438No and no. She’s a brick after this scenario. You’ll borrow her or fuku the entire time
>>560052297I don't.Getting A finals is all I ever strive for. Once I'm in, I've won whether I get plat gold or silver. To consider yourself a loser after advancing both rounds is being too harsh on yourself. It's a completely RNG game. You might have better odds than others, but at the end of the day still a spin of the wheel. Why would you feel bad that you lost a coin toss? LMFAO.
>>560054851he tried to force a sloppa thread too since his sloppas are constantly getting ignored on /v/ that he had get attention from here instead. ainiggers really are the worst
>>560055438Next CM has heavy rain.NTR has a gold skill for firm conditions.Do the math.
>>560055393A persona /v/ made up to cope with the shitposting they get and the janny nukes. Ignore the schizos.
>>560055393ask /bag/ or one of the hoyo generals
>>560055438yea
>>560053761I wil be 24 this year, and I accepted that any woman I am capable of getting in a relationship with is more trouble than it's worth, and so, I found happiness on my own and am content to remain alone
>>560055519What's the catch
>wins with dart C seiunhe truly is a wit GAWD
>>560055686Cosplay sex
Trvke
>>560053761I am a NEET that is dedicated to 2D only
>>560055386why doesnt tazuna save the trainer...
>>560055424plancha, speed eater, mile maven, keen eye late/end to help your maru, straight away skills/leader's pride to help overtake in the early/midrace straight since it's harder to defend on the corner, do extra races during shit turn for skill points to afford all these
>>560055438Only spark her if you get 3LB with the free pull.
>>560055767And dotofags for some reason
It's Jan 23, pseudo-1993. Sakura Laurel has been ordered to rest for a week so her glass legs can recover. It was hard for her and her trainer to accept she'd have to take a break from training and she's getting restless from inactivity, so she goes to the cafeteria for a change of pace. She sees Mon Chouchoucre (IRL: Monsieur Siecle) on TV win the Nikkei Shinshun Hai, beating Mejiro Palmer. In the post-race interview, it's explained her debut was late and she had to take a hiatus from running, but in the end it was the right choice not to rush things. (The real horse debuted as a 4yo and took a year off racing but came back to win three consecutive G2s.) I'm really enjoying this manga and how they fit stuff like this together. They find some other race that happened IRL during the time Laurel's debut and maiden races with a relevant story for her to draw inspiration from. And to make it juicier, it's then revealed, Mon Chouchoucre's little sister will race against Laurel in her maiden race. (IRL Monsieur Siecle's sibling---same dam *and* sire---raced against Laurel in his maiden race.)Please buy Star Blossom today!
0 plats...
>>560055424if you got to A finals fairly comfortably you were using the formulait's hard to get finals chance above 50% without a lot of effort or cards
>>560055762>tomboy>wife material Fuck off, tranny
>>560055438the only way to use NTR correctly is borowwing it (ntr)
>>560055885discarding your hand for a board wipe is bad choices ticket...
>>560055806even Tazuna knows to don't mess up with an uma in heat
>>560055518
>>560053537Because mambo mambo, omatsuri mam-BOU
>>560055116>>560055683my fellow digibros are just like me...
oh my god....I almost jobbed to Pace Oguri with Rushing Gale and ShatterProof...
>>560055947>corner connoisseur>rushing gale!bwo
>>560055906I won the first round on my last try and the second round on my first try so not sure if easy or not lol
>>560055660Idk man, I think the guy is real. I notice because the scat poster says tranny and insect a lot.
>>560055947You need GW for fronts, especially in shorter CMs
>no more nigezukas during MANTlol
>>560055762Now I need Maya ryona material
The silence about MANT is deafening
>>560055762>sky in gf >daiwa, eishin, vodka, and opera in trainee>digitan, brian, and dober in paid datingnever post again
>>560056127Biko rerun soon
>>560056104You'll still meet rabbit Suzukas
The great Suzu menace is gone and I now win my CM, it's just that easy.
>>560056063wait hear me outi got 10 other oguris without these "bad" skillsbut in test runs that oguri performed always way way better
>>560056104Blocker is still viable, unless the amount of skills we get is so huge that she can't keep the lead with unity stats/skills
>>560055762>Curren in gf material >Tamamo and Brian not in wife material This tier list is retarded
>>560055381>get luckyliterally impossible
>>560055393*AHEM* This is from our little brothers from /v/ which is his first target before crying to us and staying here>Teiobros convinced him to get Teio and bricked him>is so shit at the game he can't get a rank above C>refuses to hear any advice>starts coping about open league and arguing about how it's actually better than graded>gets btfo again>starts posting sloppa>gets btfo by the whole thread again>while they also praise the many drawfags>his mind breaks>starts spamming scat, slop, F5ing the catalog 24/7 and using proxies to ban evade>gets ignored and btfo again>gives up and goes to /vg/>Spamming CP and Scat>Getting the sharty to raid a finals thread>Ai slop dumps>Trying to rebrand as tripfag and image limit us to death>Posting horse gore in the catalog>An anon who told an AI sloppa artist "kys" after posting a sloppa of her >The sloppa artist got so mad that he started insulting the horse and the game >Programming a bot to steal posts from the archive to confuse us>Getting banned from the IRC after complaining daily about us>Making falseflag ERP threads>admitted into it >>559466101 after spamming the Finemo thread that he made with scatHe's not the brightest one in the shed, unsurprisingly. It's also very easy to spot him since he craves for attention and doesn't try to blend in or just can't seeing how stupid he is.
*coughs blood*
My stash grows larger. I hope Cygenerous keeps giving more gibs>>560055438NTR (for 1 scenario) might be good for paypigs who already has MLB Fuku which most of /uma/ doesnt have.
I think you all need stump therapy
Vodka is extremely attractive
ARE YOUR MANT RUNS JUST FUCKED IF YOU LOSE A RACEI'M SCARED ALREADY
>>560055762why would Maya not be wife material
Dancho, kick every platlet out of the club.
>>560055438>Do I need NTR?It's up to you>Do I need an MLB NTR?What does baseball have to do with NTR?
>>560056127I was watching a sloptuber doing MANT runs with shit cards just now, I wish the scenario came with the new day reset.
>>560056063just hit bwo
>>560056104Rabbit still exists bwo
>>560056324Danchou is a platlet.
>>560056319Bad taste by tierlist maker is why
>>560056274So now we have a schizo attached due to the sins of /v/? Great....
>>560056281URARA GO
>>560056087like said here >>560056236i got the "perfect" maruzen but the other one still performed better
>>560056302her mother taught her how to be a good wife
>>560056284how does your current deck looks likeyou won't start playing the game until 2027 it seems
>>560056381Link?
>>560056127Get a hearing aide then
>>560056274
>4 borrows but no energy to do runs before MANT dropssorry danchou...
jesus christ the avatarfagging gets worse and worseit started with schizo spamming about jp posting and now itS CREEK CREEK MAAYMAYAMYAYAMA PEDO PEDO PEDO dog shit
>>560056409This would be a way better screenshot if it was All three of your runners hitting instant RG instead of three of your opponents getting it.
>>560056261>>560056132Opinion discarded
>>560056274Seems like he broke you desu. You saved a pasta and a screenshot of his post on your pc. Rent free homie.
If I need to borrow NTR does that mean I need to spent crystals to MLB super creek?
Both you and Brian get so angry at me for making you guys go through MANT simulations before it actually drops
>>560056313no because you can clock any race
>>560056489i think it was bound to happen since /v/ pretty much just ignores and BTFO'd him hard, and their thread isn't always up.
>>560056712h2o propaganda
>>560056491You need 3 skills to activate groundwork, TTL is the first trigger but you don't have 2 other skills that activates early game. You'd ideally use green skills since they're guaranteed to activate. Also, this Maru does not have Angling+Plancha so even when you do manage to take the lead in the midrace, she doesn't have any accel to keep that lead in the late race
>>560056676Nah it was pretty funny the first time it was posted. That was some poor anon's CM finals.
>>560056676nah cause it was someone else's posts so it's funny
>>560056313yes, but that's okay because you can clock every race, you have been saving clocks since launch like we told you right?
>>560049815ok
>>560056898I only got 480 saved up
>>560056852I thought it was TTL, PP + DD for your 3 GW skills? Obviously the speed greens are nice too if you get them
>got Natie MLB>OYL is dogshit for the Longslop track compared to Spurt
>>560055947you picked a lot of skills that dont help you win on oguri and maru doesnt have enough skills to win against other fronts
>>560056974OYL is shit comparatively for any track where spurt hits bwo
>>560056972which sloptuber
>>560056274If I remember correctly last time this got posted with a Rice image he spammed /v/ and further proved the copypasta
>bwos you still need to run speed cards to max speedmay the gaslighting begin
>>560056590Grandlive will probably fuck me up so bad with that statcap increase but whatever. I probably have to force retire on day1&2 CM after getting 2 wins so I'll be sent to Group B.
>>560057000>>560056852how do you know when and how every skill activates? do you read every skill? genuinely curousls it feels like i need to study the game for a year before playing it
>>560056972minimum is 2 greens + TTL, DD and PP make your groundwork activate too late and you have to hit more witchecks. Greens = always activate
Your trainee’s expression when it’s Heat season and you gave them a key to your room last year
>>560056591Not buying the ad, the result was this for a generic mile TT vodka.
>>560056974At some point it gets a buff so it activates in the first half of the final leg. No idea when that is though.
>>560056974Lates are terrible on Long anyways, you mainly want NN for her RB and freeing up your deck to run a 5 RB card if you need to
>>560057167every cm there are inforgraphics for what skills each position should be targetting. also check gametora for what skills do what
>>560056972GW + 3 greens should be your baseline for consistency. Worst case you can skimp out on 2 green but you'll have to accept that your front will not be as consistent. Also, PP activates a little bit late for GW, DD works tho
>>560056974late cuckers are always a watered down version of ends
post something cute
AIEEEEEE FUCK YOU SPE
>>560057195I thought we needed Mile B/A Med A Long A
>>560053890s-stop it!
Is their card a gaslight?
https://poal.me/oh2ay9https://poal.me/oh2ay9https://poal.me/oh2ay9Everyone answer please this is important.
>>560057449you can completely ignore long races, you are only forced to run them if you want more fans
>>560057321>every cmdo you have it for this one? or next one?
Digitan will be rewarded with very slow and gentle sex tonight
>>560057170>>560057356Oh ok, I had no idea you could pop GW late. I always thought as long as it goes off you did it right. Thanks anons, I learned something today
>wasting clocks for mant>not saving for Ai chan
>>560057720I'll be dead before she comes to global
bros there's still one more news window at 02:00 UTC. qol incoming for sure
>>560057140that's not capped speed tho, and guts Bamboo Memory comes out like a month after
>>560057720Why would I save for something that happens after EOS?
Made it to group A finals for the first time after making an effort to do borrow runs from umadb but I'm still out of my depth when it comes to consistently hitting stat thresholds and picking skills properly at the end.Maybe I should just resign myself to group B no matter what and retire after 2 wins from now on.
>>560057583next one isnt up yet, starting point would be just go to youtube and search cm10 guide. also look up how each race is structured. early. middle. late
>>560057486Starting with GL every scenario's pal/group card is human rights tier
>>560057772congrats on surviving the first week of bombing
>>560057774
>replying to slop tarts
>>560057848Digitan is just so sexy it's insane
>>560057925Silence, varlet
I WANT to play MANT
>>560057821Why stop when you're making progress? MANT should be easier to train aces on as well, shop RNG is nowhere near as bad as the burst system in Unity
>>560057486it's right after ramonu so most people won't have the funds to get them
WHEN IS MAAAAAAANT
I do not care for agnes digitalnor manhattan cafe, for that matter.
>>560057969true
>>560057489All these fucking sluts need to get out of my board.
I got silver
>>560058127I hope this garbage game goes EoS before MANT
Which uma is the most schizo?
>>560057164Eh, the card situation is not that bad for a forced F2P.
>>560058230tachy or cafe
>>560057720I really don't think I'm surviving another 5 years anon
>>560058174The sexiest part of the uma musume is the base of the tail. It’s a very lickable spot
>>560058221It's not a garbage game but otherwise I fully agree with you
7 and
>>560058335actuaLLY their feet
>>560058221tonight?
>smaru whiffed groundwork even with 2 golds + dd/pp + TTL but wrestled 1st right before late race, however the lead wasn't big enough to beat the enemy taiki>own taiki didn't ult>the late didn't do shitWell I won the last one so it's normal that I go 3rd here
Why didn't I think of recording this ages ago
>>560058358>It's not a garbage gameYeah, right
>>560058347>getting dupes of SSRsCan I get some of that luck, bwo?
>>560058397Why>>560058548Where does this animation come from?
danchou… a single MANT run is 2 hours long… I did one and my soul left my body… I-I can't do this anymore… forgive me…
>>560058154Impregnate Teio
>>560058174I've been ignoring her since her release but she spooked me during all uma sparks then trained her for this CM, and, yeppers. Loved her.
>>560058548>yuri>brownWokeslop
>>560058548>if you take more than 1 second to skip the intro you're forced to watch umas gay up
>>560056972>Groundwork + 3 green.Only fails if groundwork itself whiffs. Single digit fail chance. Maximum consistency.>Groundwork + 2 green + early lead + focus.Fails if groundwork itself whiffs or if you whiff two other skills. Single digit boost to fail chance. Perfectly acceptable, still probably 90% success rate.>Groundwork + 1 green + early lead + focus.Dependent on three skills to hit for groundwork to trigger. Only succeeds about 60-70% of the time. This is the cope option when you just don't get any green hints. Still viable, but win rate noticeably tanks. Prudent positioning and dodging danger have nothing to do with groundwork activation. They serve an entirely different purpose. DD + PP is a speed manipulation yo-yo effect for building your lead in the starting leg. If you are depending on them to proc groundwork, you are ruining the entire setup. Dodging danger makes you merge out to Lane 5, prudent positioning helps you merge back into Lane one quickly. Since the unity update, Lane change speed skills will also give you a forward speed boost while you are changing lanes. You cannot benefit from a speed boost if you are still accelerating. You want to activate your groundwork from instant skills and get up to top speed, then proc your dodging danger so you merge outward, then proc prudent to merge back inward, gaining distance the entire time. It should be noted that these skills are not any more important than any other early race skills like fast-paced or changing gears or mile Maven. They are just another way to push yourself forward. They should never be considered as groundwork triggers. They are a high-end strat for people with a lot of extra skill points. Prudent positioning on its own is also just fine to take to counteract being placed in an outer post. Dodging danger alone is a terrible skill that causes you to lose as much distance as you gain when you inevitably get forced to run the corner starting from Lane 5.
>>560049815Topped my team with a 37% win rate, this CM was wild.
teio tongues my anus
>>560052892
>>560058548YURIGE
>>560057720
>>560058739Focus is a bad skill not worth taking and only a cope skill for another groundwork trigger
>>560058843
so what's /uma/ anni plans?
>>560058914No fusu gorilla
>>560058927Skippu
>>560057794Yeah but he's running SR wits instead of FineMo and Nature
>>560058927Skipping NTRGetting Mambo and Kitasan with free pulls
>>560058927Suicide
>>560058174Just wait till digitan learns she can personally increase the number of umas in the world with the help of her trainer
>>560058927Praying that I get Kita off freebies. Else I gotta dip into my Dia stash.
>>560058875Tell that to the late starts tanking my wins.
>>560058927Free pulls are gonna be goated
>>560056281
>>560058927Rentention
>>560058973:((
>>560055762Excuse you, Cafe is at least Girlfriend Tier and I will not accept slander again
>>560058927get free rolls then spark if kita doesn't comeif kita comes within 100, spark dia
>>560058927Just get the NTR card, Kit and Mambo are pure shit.
>>560058927sex
>>560059135>top tier front runner parent is shitYour gaslighting needs work.
>>560058927too broke
>>560058927Mambo!
>>560058617the start of the game, before spark stats gain. try stopping for several secs when choosing to skip the game scenario to see it.
>>560058927I'm too broke to be pulling for NTR so I'll just hope the free pulls give me something worthwhile
biggest gaslight?
>>560058875Correct, but if you have nothing else to trigger ground work with, sometimes you work with the coping crap you're dealt.Concentration on the other hand, while not really worth the cost for CM, is amazing for team trials as both a groundwork trigger and guaranteeing the good start bonus and making you a lot more likely to take the good positioning bonus. Amazing skill.
>>560059239Support cards are more important than an uma.
>>560058927
I almost got enticed by this woman into pulling the scamchaPaid selectors come tomorrow, right?
>>560059367until you lack both optimal parent umas, then you are shit out of luck because even borrows can't save you
If you don't use your favorite umas as CM Aces, are you really playing?
>>560059421Yes. Scamcha becomes a little more worth it as the uma pool becomes bigger so there is no reason to do it now unless you really like gambling.
>>560059421
So where's the botpocalypse
>>560057479Stop what?
>>560055762This has got to be the most comically bad taste in the history of this general.
>>560059517lmao
>>560059421CorrectBut you’ll get her right now if you pull
>>560059498>wasting on scamchas and not step ups
>>560059495>listening to trannytubersFuck off
>>560059517lollmaokekxd
>>560059517tomorrow if cygames really decide to do it. otherwise, sweepy is safe.
there is no hope only despair
>>560057164damn, paypiggy
>>560059517literally immune from bans because everyones botting
>maya's race fatigue event is giving you a blowjob underneath your desk
>>5600595171st anniversary for sure. trust
>>560058240I keep losing to people with MLB Tachyon and Shinko this CM, kinda annoyed I keep not getting their dupes. Would be real nice if I get their dupes during the NTR banner.
>>560059534you know what you're doing
Excuse me as I write smut involving Tazuna in her heat cycle fucking Curren’s trainer
>>560059610Why not both?
>>560059517if they don't do it on anni they'll unironically never will
>>560057397Still I job..
>>560059343SF was not a gaslight though she was prob the strongest uma, that thing about power helios is actual retardation though.
>>560059779speaking of which where is Tazuna/Grass wonder butt anon? i miss him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NIc4Hz-Zjo
>>560059761You have KSB, Sweepy, and Halo. Shinko really isn't a good competition.And you also have Daiwa, Fuku, and Marvelous to cope for not having Tachyon. May have been a luck issue or trainer issue.
Saving status?
Mant sweep when
>>560059761I almost have a thousand gold cleats. No MLB Sweep. No MLB Shinko. 2LB Tachyon. Fuck Cygames. Fuck cleats.
>>560058927Use the free pulls. Save til cheerleaders
>>560059845Taiki was the strongest uma in my experiencefronts just get run down by her
>>560060013Work in Progress tm
I need umapyoi
>>560059767~
>>560059996hoooooooooooooardin
we need more pay to win
>marked
>>560054969sometimes i unironically forget sex is real and not just something we shitpost about
>>560060069
>>560060153>markedDANGER!>marked by one of your oshisSEX!
>>560059037>late start: >= 80ms delay>assuming the least shitty late start, 0.9 * 80ms = 72msThat's still an 1 frame delay (66ms, your actual target) where everyone else is accelerating except you. Sure you won't get the is_badstart flag but is that really worth 140 skill points for most fronts?
>>560060153I wish
>>560059847I finally put a stop to him
>>560060016well, sweep and shinko aren't in the cleat pool...
>>560059884It's shit
>>560060178Opera raped me and I liked it
>>560059996comfortable
>>560060153
>>560060137>>560060285>hiding paid carrats
>>560060185
>>560060153>ugly tomboy
I don't care if I win I just need Ogurifags and Dumb Falconfags to lose.My Falco doesn't count.
>>560059037you get concentration for thatit's literally 5x stronger than focus and is the one you wantfocus is bad bro
>>560060285Whale or omegapoor saving for banners 3 years later, call it
>>560059374>got 3rd in my finals but got Marie Alter in 60 quartz
>>560060310
https://poal.me/dp7ul1https://poal.me/dp7ul1https://poal.me/dp7ul1https://poal.me/dp7ul1
>>560060246Need more art of abusive Narita Brian with female trainer. That one comic is too good
>>560060389>bottom left image
>>560060330>>560060397I have 3 lb kitasan and mlb FM without pulling on the former's rerun or the latter's, didn't pull fuku, won't pull ntr. Saving for Eishin Flash, Ramonu, and Daiichi Ruby to make cheer nature shine.
>>560060116fine! i'll switch the title, now I'm all self-conscious
>>560058927I'm broke (carat-wise) so I have no plans
>>560060389is that your 70%winrate falcon or what
>>560060469
>>560060512It'll be after the paid selectors window is over and not a day sooner.
WHY IS THIS ZOOMA YELLING AT ME
>>560060512STOP POSTING THIS SHE WOULDN'T DO THIS
>>560060613This is all Free Carrats from the google play points
>>560060512JP devs are incompetent and should just ban emulator use.
>>560060662That's the opponent's.
So Taiki will be Queen of Trackblazer too, yeah? >Lord of Mile>Dominates Sprint>Has a quest to take control of Medium
wtf i didnt know she was like this
>>560060365Cute.
oh yeah, just in time
>>560060664
STOP!You have been visited by Officer VegaNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about on her birthday
what is it about tm opera bros that makes them so undeniably perfect?
>>560060787Does he know
>>560060724WRONG
Which uma would you allow to rape you? This will be a 15 hour wet and dirty affair mind you.
>>560060729But I play on Steam. They are all earned honestly.
>>560060926TSU
>>560060895I don't. Hence the question.
>>560060860happy birthday emo girl
>>560060860that's not ayabe she would never smile like that
>>560060845
>>560060517The most you'll get from your typical Brian yume is Brian being very forward towards miss Torena-san
>>560060927THIS IS AI
>>560060860>smiling AyabeSkinwalker
>>560060860i want to fuck ayabe in every body part
I got Bronze on B Group...
>>560061014
>>560060979There are no secret events in MANT as there are no career goals so you can't procc the secret event for Taiki
>>560061070?
>>560060330i have 0
>>560060979Career event is disabled in mant, taiki won't get bonus stats.
>>560060939Seiun sky since she lacks stamina
>>560060939Grass
>>560060939BiwaI dont want to see what's going on
>>560049815She flew ahead and didn't take a single second to look back. Really funny considering that this is her only 1st place win, 3 goddesses or some bullshit I guess.My first Platinum ever is thanks to Luchador, nice.
>>560061209
>>560060860
>>560061224>Maya comes with NSM>but can't get spurt
>>560061003>>560061112She's forced to smile like that because she had no fucking idea why on Earth she would do that
>>560060893Extreme narcissistic psychosis of such enormity, it actually circled back and became positive force that bends reality in their favor.
>>560060787Oguri and Pasa will be the queens of Trackblazer actuallyThey can run everything except sprints innately but it's a worthy trade off since they can snatch the Triple Crowns instead
>>560060939None
>>560060939this creature
>>560061413>Air Shakur>Gold Ship >Hishi Amazon (unreliable)no need to thank me bwo
What's the uma equivalent for this
>>560061362I still don't know anything about Gentildonna except that people like you are really interested in encouraging me to dislike her for some reason
>>560061224>>560061270AAAAAIEEEEEEEEE>>560061484Pasa saves the day again...
>>560061395
>>560061484Good thing there's someone that can run everything including sprints and dirts
>>560061498You get raped by admire Vega and forced to get her pregnant with her sister
>>560061535>Account suspendedDid the yakuza finally got him or what?
>>560052297I cry to myself while practicing tying a noose knowing I will never have the courage to actually go through with it
>>560061586
>>560061635>her sister was in your balls all this time
Sweepdev is a fraud from SEA there will be no botting in TrackBlazer
>>560061595
>>560060939If any of these Umas raped me, I would not be displeased>Super Creek, Hishama, Grass, Ardan, Fine Motion, Mr. CB, Eishin, Biwa, Bright, Dober, Curren, Admire Vega, Kawakami, Jordan, Fuji Kiseki, Maruzensky, Air Groove, Akebono, and Nishino
>>560049779You have to jerk off to whoever placed 1st in your CM finals, no matter whether you won or lost.
>>560061161You get fucked by Vega instead because she's smiling like a rapist
I wanted kitasan todayNIGERSwhat's the ETA again
>>560061798>mf has a listBased
>>560061635>implying she wants sex
>>560061769
>>560061928she has big ears
>>560061798You will be raped by all of them consecutively
>>560061545Mommy
>UmaSub: $10/month>Premium Pass: $8/pass>Inheritance reroll pass: $5/month>AnotherInheritance pass: $10/month>HumanRightsSub: $20/month>SSR selector: $100/anni(+half anni)>3* slector: $100/anni(+half anni)>SSR selector: $30/anni(+half anni)>3* selector: $30/anni(+half anni)I can't wait to make fun of the poor fags (<100k a year) who think buying the daily carat pack makes them "rich". Enjoy paying $1k a year on a gacha game to keep up appearances while you'll never own a house
>>560060939My oshi.I don't think she would though.
>>560061765>Sweepy still gets randomly stuck on the Green Woman unity tutorial>Races you pre-pick are bugged and barely get actually raced>Buncha random other bullshitI swear this thing gets more broken as time goes on
>>560061804I AM WINRAR!
>>560061928Big ears means she's a nympho
>>560059517that new Rank 1 club is unironically inching on 1B fans a day, if I don't see some deleted clubs tomorrow I will just quit
>>560061960
Hyped about Trackblazer but at the same time I'm pretty sure I'll only play it as much as the missions need me to then go back to URA for my dailies and fanruns.
>>560062108Wait but with rice shower…does this mean she’s-?
>>560062000I would be dead after Grass Wonder
>>560062194Be careful onii-sama
>>560062108>>560061963>couldn't rape watchers or other trainersShit Uma
>>560062161
>>560061457FACT CHECKED TRUE BY ALL THE MOST RELIABLE SOURCES (ME)
Idk why I would even bother with MANT when this thread describes it as mecha rape hitler 9000(if you're jewish)
>>560062162>TrackblazerKill yourself
>>560061586The Gentildonna poster called me a good boy!
>>560062393Kill yourself Opreafag.
Matikane
MANKOblazer
>>560062429Wrong thread, schizo.
7
Usable for MANT? 40 race wins, sadly no groundwork
>>560062351
Climax this
>>560060939Ramonu and I will be having babymaking rape>>560062203Implying that you'd be able to see daylight after Creek
>Only ran money dailies since launch>Now out of SPhaha...
Mantwentyblazeit
>>560062452>Opreafag
>>560062542inside Fuku's umanko
>>560062615What is SP
>>560062538
>>560062417>do not reupload>no AI Traininggets me everytime kek
>>560062685
>>560062059Can we roll back to an older version?
>>560062752>gets me everytime kekwhy's that
This is my first A Group finals so not too bad of a result I guess
:<
>>560060939Mana transfer with Bourbon
>>560062685we love fusuposters here
>>560062452Love yourself anon.
>>560062724
>>560062513It's MANT
>>560059996Only pulling for Kitasan (forma Uma) and then I'm saving until SMaru + FineMo, mostly for Maru since I don't really care about FM but it would be nice if I accidentally MLB her along the way
>>560062902You wish, chinktard.
Golshi is..............forgotten
>>560062870I would like them more if they would post characters that are in the game I play, but I guess that would require them to learn how to draw or manipulate an AI, which would be much much much too difficult for people who are here for the sole reason that couldn't learn Japanese
>>560063001
>>560062791I think Tickezo is the type that would undress in front of you
>>560062896
>Troonblazer
>>560062979>ignoring the Christmas censorship
>won 3 different CMs with smart falcon>lose the actual dirt CM with herMan.
>>560062993i'm waiting for the summer goldshi!
>>560062823>6k lobbyCyute!!
We love MANT here.
>>560063138
>>560063187Kill Curren
Test
>>560063059
I have yandere fatigue
Curren Chan killed millions
>>560062032I own a house and also shant buy any of these except for the anni selector
how many runs a day will you do during MANTblazer?
>>560063241Just rape me already Suzuka, is not like I can run away from you anyways
>>560063314That's Kitasan's technique!
>yuri tards are mentally ill>lesbians are mentally illwe know
>>560063241
MANBlazer.
soo how are fronts good next cm if they have ONE accel? is moomoo fraud lying again?
>>5600633620.5
>>560063362daily runs?
>>560063230
>>560062452
>>560063467This is true, please don't play fronts
>>560063435
Mambozer
>20 billion speed cards>sweepy decides to never train speedno wonder my fan runs NEVER work out
>>560063549>>560062873>>560062653Don't touch me you filthy opera scum.
>>560062820it literally just got reuploadedand AI Lords could not give a fuck about what you want your art to be used for
God I love yanderes
I've come to the conclusion I like all umas except like 3.
>>560063663
>>560063715those three being?
I got Niiga'd.
>>560063629Spica trainer is so lucky...
>>560063629I LOVE TRAINER RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwish Ryan and Fuku would get some love too
>>560063629gn
>>560062752at least the japs stopped trying to glaze everything because they realized it's futile
>>560063138Every CM I've used Smart Falcon in has been a loss. She's cursed for me
>>560063784>RyanNo one loves ugly tomboy
>>560062820these marks never do fucking anything, except piss off actual fans of the artist and their artit's akin to DRM, they only ever hurt the legit player, not the pirate as they'll always find some way around thingsAI will see those watermarks and literally remove them before adding them to their data sets
Smart Falcon deserves to lose.
>>560063765Tokai TeioHokko TarumaeTokai Teio
the genre of doujins where they rape and turn the girls into sex / breeding slaves while treating them like cattle were literally made for Curren Chan, nobody knew at the time but it's the truth
>>560063769oh shit the rape
>>560063889Hmm... Nah.
Not gonna lie brosthat CM loss really bummed me out, I really worked hard to make a good team, and it feels like I have no hope in MANT without fine motion
>>560063835>Stegofags are yuricucks
>>560063663Oh so you aren't okay with getting touched now?
>>560063924what about a group of umas who capture and share a trainer amongst themselves?
MonetizingRunning Ads
>>560063765Ryan TicketBakushit
>>560063656>2 billion speed cardsHow is that possible?
>>560063979I’m going to brick my account by using all selectors and crystals to MLB my FM.
>>560063138It's ok anon, my Falco got a late start in the finals so iktf
>>560064076not being fake spanish
>>560053508I don't post knowledge in this general anymore. It gets tiring when people reply with gaslightator or some regurgitated slop from Vivlos. I do talk in my club though.
>>560064036>he likes golshitwhat a faggot negro, you shame your ancestors
>>560064094But she kinda sucks though
I won group B.Is that good?
Fuck all of you and your>triumphant pulseposts
>>560063979same I'll probably hand my resignation to danchud this month unless they ship out the botting feature asap
>>560063979truth of the matter is whether you win or lose CMs is entirely based on luckshitty ass nigger umas winand good umas losethere's just nothing to be done about it
Maybe torena should pick a better, prettier trainee next CM instead of a dumb loser. #loserscup #sharty #turfqueen
>>560062059>very latest update CONSITENTLY breaks on the very last unity race, win or lose doesn't matter, it refuses to click continuelmao this vibe coded shit really is getting worse
>>560064179I should probably do SC instead, but my FM is 1LB and my Creek is 0LB.
>>560062605Creek would be gentle enough to ensure I survive (so she can have more sex with me and pamper me) but just barely
>>560064218>ogurifagDeserved.
>>560064218>if losing>wi-ACK
>spend 2 weeks with girls I like>get stuck into B with 0 wins>out of spite train 3 girls that are easier to train>won B without an issue even though they were literally a day's worth of borrowsFuck me why did I even try
>>560063924In the umamusume world the umas are the ones doing the rape and the trainers are the ones getting mindbreaking
>>560064018Team Spica
>>560064218>Oguri CapYou didn't win.
>>560064287>filename
>>560061413>>560061546>lists goldship before amazonI would say sweep but she's a gamble too. Don't expect to get any hints off cards in MANT. I guess if you run her end the entire career you might roll one of the rival race skills as spurts
>>560064218>he fell for it
>>560064258I can't imagine running Curren Chan for dirt
>>560063979I don't give a fuck about winning CM and I won the last 4 in a rowjust have your Umas good enough to make A finals and then let RNG gods decide your fate
>>560064469
>>560064496Umas that would accidentally cripple their trainers for life and have to live with that regret till their dying moment?
>>560064642No
I like that one specific poster, however certain posts of his are cringe as shit and done out of malice
>>560063362HmmI'll start with 1. If it's doable, the usual 2 or 3If it's bad, just 1 or 0.5. or aoharu
>>560064689truth nuke
https://poal.me/e4jqbthttps://poal.me/e4jqbthttps://poal.me/e4jqbthttps://poal.me/5p7j75https://poal.me/5p7j75https://poal.me/5p7j75
are we going to recycle the ai sloppa bread?
>>560063362all 5 borrows, maybe more if the autismo flares up
>rainy>heavy groundin future CM's do they start laying landmines and deploying snipers?
Where's the pic with the list of generalist + specialized SSRs to aim for?
>>560064750Your thoughts are irrelevant.
>>560064821nyo
>>560064821retard
>>560064693
>>560064843Yes.
>>560064843If by 'they' you mean Rice Shower, then yes.
>>560064880>>560064881just a question... g-geez///
>>560064693doto but she wouldnt regret it (it was so that she could "atone" by being your sole caretaker and wife)
>>560064939>brown
>>560064642Nigga
>most deserving>Taiki Shuttlemmm nyo
>>560065009>cripple your trainer>now you can stay with them forever and become their only support pillardo not
>>560064585You're supposed to say nandeyanen in these situations
>>560065041say that again
are we recycling or are we making another thread
>>560065041Taiki Shuttle is the most deserving of my children (x3) in her womb
312069403120694031206940CM10 winner race. Bring the ONE Uma who won it for you.
>>560064872So is your presence JP tranny
>>560065159>crye pantsSoulless.
>>560065201Fuck off
>>560065475>>560065475>>560065475new
>>560065293
>>560065226>TaikiI expected better of you...
>>560064218Psycheeeeeee I made a lot of>Oguli bullshit innateposts but I never lost to Oguri Crap ONCE. Oguri WASHED has no place on any CM team.
>>560063979I knew it was over when my slop team lost to a 982 speed base 1100 power base Urara in Round 1 because she was the only one of the late surgers who procced an accel...and only had one. Didn't help how 800 wit still makes my Taiki a retard and either sticks to second or fifth in over 20 races I saw her in. I wrote this CM off because I knew not caring to build front runners would be an automatic loss in half my matches, but I still got A second place, pretty good for the little effort I put in.
>>560065009Doto is Mikan Tsumiki?
Inform me about this dork wife.
