Should've made your own general edition>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2old: >>559357172
Actual old thread: >>559780719(no one cares)
>7 win-streak>finally a loss>relief
>>560196517And that's how you escape low prio.
>>560197625The same Terrorblade that died to my Blood Grenade giving me first blood before the horn even sounded.
I wish I could play as Suisei in Dota
I love esl gambling addicts
why does vg believe so much in pos 4 void only team running it
can they give this nigga a real facet
>Pos 1 clinkz always away from the team, doesn't come to push, or is the first to run back, once because "no mana" (he had >20% of his mana bar left)>Doesn't come to rosh>Doesn't come to torm>Doesn't join the fight when I, the pos3, is engaged>Eventually get tired of this shit, decides to go jungle to not fall behind>Pos1 clinkz start bitching about people not coming for pushThe carry role really attract a special kind of faggots.
>>560197625>>560197832https://www.opendota.com/matches/8726811191you are one sick gamer owning them heralds and guardians
>>560202146thats not a facet thats an innate
>>560203630can they give that nigga a real innate
>china out of the tournament to sawoaw
>>560207492viva peru
Buff Hoodwink
parker SUCKS
>parker
luna is such a terrible herothere's no way there wasnt a better pick
lina's lines to cm: cool guy one-liners, genuine remarks, familial hatred and disappointmentcm's lines to lina: YOU BITCH YOU FIRE BITCH BINTCH BITCHfanbase: OMG HAHAHAHAHA SHE SAID BITCH HAHAHAHAHAAH IT'S A SWEARWORD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY MOM DOESN'T LET ME SWEAR HAHAHAHAHA
sexxx
the fuck did he mean by this ?
agua negro...
>>560217079nicaragua
is parker actually good?
>>560217757mechanically yesmentally a midget
>>560214753Valve getting sued by a dozen different jews after beating rothschild is noticed by all.
>support goes as near as autoattacking a neutral camp oncei euthanize
it's so stupid for Aurora to pick abaddon against Parker who always picks hard carries
are you telling me this is going to be an entire 3 months of a hot black british goat girl telling me how attractive I look in different clothes while Quartero tells me his tragic backstory
>>560220392timbersaw is a bigger issue. deals no damage vs medusa, ulti doesn't slow her.
>>560222420Ye
literal half hour queue time
>betboom vs betboom (ts)nice go bb
>Lane: average>Team: average>Opponents: average>Self performances: averageHoly shit it's been a while since it last happened. It don't makes for a great game, but it's satisfying to have no sperg, no retards, no smurfs and no huge coordination issues.
How to get some consistency and climb from Crusader? Every other game is either my team absolutely stomps in 20 minutes or it’s a draft diff/retarded teammates. Duo queue doesn’t really help because it will almost always be an account buyer/booster Smurf duoing with a shitter
Sooooo fucking bored of games where both supports rush arcane boots aghs aether lens and call it a day
In the first minute of my first ranked game I was shadow shaman stunned into being pulled under tower by a pudgethen in the second minute I was tower dove by a spirit breakerthen in the 4th minute I was charged by a spirit breaker againIt's minute 5 and i'm level 2
>>560225389Pick one role and a roster of 3-4 heroes, and try to find a behaviour that works well. For me, it was pos4 skywrath being super aggressive in lane. If you're lucky your teammate will be as aggressive as you are, and you will delay considerably the threat of their pos1 just steamrolling the rest of your team. If you're extra lucky, you'll make them very mad at each other and cause them to throw.It got me about 1k mmr in a month and got me away from this gutter. Guardian teams were more consistent, cooperative and enjoyable than crusader.
ranked is apparently exactly the same as unranked where the enemy team is a coordinated gank and rotation machine while mine directionlessly walks around as if confused
just had a good team with friendly bantz
both women who've ever played dota weren't included here
>>560196543I do, thank you for your service anon
I'm bored
>>560227215you are the only constant
what the hell is a hard support
>>560232008joker or dank seer
>>560231847a support that gets me hard
>sb comes mid every rune>their pos 5 also shows up for 6 and 8>still draw mid>sidelanes lose both xp runes>sidelanes lose gold wise toointeresting
>>560232008voker and its not really close
>>560233501incredible things relaly
>goes through bkb
>>560233765one boosted player gaining 3000 mmr in 20 days
every single day
I did it. Have I finally escaped the gutter of shitters and reached the land of milk and honey?
>>560233248
>>560234070He's just that good, you're just jealous because you've been the same mmr for years
>>560236264i am not a pedophile
>>560237256that pugna is clearly of age. wouldn't matter to me either way though.
>>560237256why not
>>560237256That's what a pedophile would say.
How do I stop my team when we’re ahead from wanting to dive t3 high ground. What is the best course of action when you have them pushed into t3 and the enemy just sits high ground I tell them to just go farm camps and rose/torm but everyone always anxious to start force ending the game
>>560237957buy rapier
>>560236414yet somehow i win disadvantageous lanes and have no problem carrying when im not playing with some lvl 30 wyvern buying meteor hammer and a free farm morphling with 250 gpmfunny
>>560237957end the game with them
>>560238338Don't forget to thank morph for carrying you, him winning proves that he deserves to be at that mmr
>>560238851your reading comprehension needs work
>>560239048I'm obviously taking the piss, settle down okay?
>>560236264UUOOOOOOH!
there's nothing more boring than laning into a lina
>>560239430juggernaut says hey
>>560240372okay? hi juggernaut
>>560202760
>>560196517Sex with Sheepsticked in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>560237957play dazzle and protect their dives.
Why did they ruin laning? It used to require skill. No everyone has 10000x regen. Clarities used to be canceled by creeps lol, casual game now.
>>560241719has sheepsticked gone pro yet
>>560243789pro at pissing her pajamas
>>560244026my boner is going to explode
>be le me>roll up to play a game of dota 2>team looking stacked! good picks all around>the satanic pedophile cabal notices im about to win a cool 25 mmr and ddoses an enemy gamer at the pick screen, giving them an abandon, making the game not count before it beginscrazy how often this happens
>>560237957play oracle & fate's edict them
God, I'd let quintessa suck me dry.
>>560236220>first game of archon>ally necro makes radiance>ally alch makes radiance>smurf TA rape us all while her friend PL becomes unkillabletake me back to guardian.
>pick marci>go almost 30-1>get a rampage>get complimented by team>get seethed at by enemies>enjoy gameits just that easyunleash is the best feeling ability in the game, fight me
so what hero am i missing out on by not playing?
does liquid have the balls to puck all night?
Cryptic Innuendo
>>560230332It's Death Prophet's armor, too.
fat ass luna
ace is such a fucking fraud
me fucking retardme roll support (doesnt matter which) me lock in pudgeme double picked pudgeme play lion half-heartedly for 40 minutes
tripscheck em
thoughts on windranger's breasts?
this liquid performance looked like straight up matchfixing
>>560255492I wonder how much they got from it
NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX
Why does offlane have the most fun heroes?
>>560236220im bad at the game and i dont even know what the fuck that rank is supposed to be it never gets better
>>560255117fine
Can somebody explain why whenever i pick a tanky lane dominant manfight kill hero, standard midlaners can just stand in a full wave of my creeps, in melee range, and kill me anyway, through 2 bracers?This has happened multiple times and I genuinely don't understand it
>>560257635octokuro
>enemy first picks bane and Pudge>pick ursa offlane and just roll them since I can eat their hard cclel
How many hours does it take to beat dota 2?
>>560259435Tree fiddy
Did fly go back to Israel?I'm sure Tal Aizik, whose father contributed to develop krav maga is loyal to his country?
>>560259435dota 2 beats you. when you finally die and are free.
I've been using the bathroom all day and have not a had a solid shit. my insides are completely liquefied. Thanks, Monster Energy.
Why is Void spirit the single hero who's icon is a drawing
>>560260963Eat more fiber anon, that's not good.
>>560260963That means your liver has failed and you'll be dead within 24 hours if you don't get to the emergency
>>560257635lyralei would never paint her nails red, only a whore like L*na would do that shit
heres your match that isnt close followed by a match that isnt close followed by a match that isnt close followed by 80 minute long nightmare game
Boomwelcome to Pyrion Flax's guide toMarci
what happened to mason
Dead game. Deadlock is the new butthole.
my pos 5my bad for queuing ranked i guess
>whole team AFK'd during pick phase in Turbo>everyone randomed a shitty herolove it
What did you guys get on Quartero's?
noob here. how do you unpause the game after someone paused it? also why are people allowed to just randomly pause the game
>>560265327my carry
>>560265605F9You pause the game after you solo kill the enemy mid 1v1 or make a sick play, or if someone does something retarded.
>>560265263coal
I don't know how to position in team fights as supportI can only play retard stand in the middle of the enemy team and press buttons heroes
>>560266756You stand in the back and wait for your offlane to pull aggro before you do anything, shrimple as that
>>560265327wcydalmost solo carried the game but if 2 of 5 people dont even wanna high ground its unwinnablefuck valve for letting these nigger rats play dota
>lvl 30 mastery on bristleback>complete retard immediately gives up 4 deaths in 4 minutesgotta be a boosted account... right?
>>560267019you stand at the back so that the enemy team can walk up behind you anyway
i had a teammate today who was very good at writing legibly on the minimap and did not communicate through any other meanshe fed his brains out but it was interesting
>>560268083at first I thought so too but honestly I've been playing with too many guys in my trench bracket who are lvl 30 on one hero. Often it just means they autistically spammed that one hero but lack fundamentals in any other level of game knowledge. They're the worst players by far
>>560268532He was chat muted.
I hate shadow shaman so god damn much
What is it about a 4v5 that makes everybody run around alone and get picked off by the suddenly on-comms and working perfectly together enemy
?
>>560271706here you go retard
>>560247698You like unga vunga go in brool heroes so I am gonna say Primal Beast
>>560272510there is nothing unga bunga or brool about PB
>lost a 4 vs 2 against a 6 slotted Legion Commander and Troll Warlordnot even mad, but if 3 of your teammates leave i think you should automatically lose.
>>560271706>furry emo femboyHave sex with him
>>560273374if he's playing dota he's probably Black Only
>>560273617ngl peak fetish.
>>560273853agreed.
bros, I don't know how to fight as Alchemist. I greatly enjoy autistically farming and buying scepters (and eventually moon shards) for everyone. I think I'm better than average at it. But once it comes to teamfights, I get shat on every time. My thought process and actions go something like: >Well he's not a top-tier right-clicker, but he does attack crazy fast (with ult) >Well he's not a top-tier tank, but he does have good health regen (with ult) >My acid spray and assault cuirass should give us a massive armor advantage >My team's scepters should give us a minor or massive advantage depending on heroes >Let's go boys >Acid spray, ult, stun them, run in, hit them for a few seconds >Do hardly any damage >Get melted I don't get it bros. Looking at the numbers I feel like I should be killing them, or at least tanking long enough that my team's actual DPS can kill them, but it just doesn't turn out that way.
>0 resultsdamn shame. my art skills are out of practice. but i have been looking to start up again
>>560197832>multiboot gondar still livesI haven't played that shit since like ten years ago, god damn. What a memory.
>>560230332The women who play Dota get enough free shit from simps already
>>560242304You have no idea how hard it makes my dick to eat a salve and clarity in the middle of doing camps, I hope you seethe(I still have a small panic attack at seeing the fucking "Vhoul" assassins tho)
>>560271317Your team isn't abusing the numbers advantage so all that really happens is the 1v1, 2v2, etc fights that you do take are against heroes with an extra item and level from absorbing the abandoner's GPM and farm
>>560274240Alch is deeply squishy, regen or not (unless you explicitly gimp your T-T-TURBO FARM with shit like Vanguard or get blademail or someth)You play Alch in teamfights like AM- Circle around looking for a target you can run up on and right-click /without getting retaliated against/ (until you're six slotted and ready to dick em down for real)Until then you should be circling around looking to keep Radiance and Acid Spray down, popping shard and opportunistic stuns.
>>560266508unironically this, valve cursed him
>>560275790Thanks dawg. Also >Radiance Oh thank god. I buy radiance on Alch but I had a strange feeling this general would roast me for doing that even though pretty much every guide ever recommends it.
>>560273018how did you manage to lose vs two heroes that can be kitedthat is some shit item choices on display
What a waste of an hour.
>>560276248If you can't get it you didn't want to pick alch in the first place. Sure, you can get maelstrom and blademail instead but like... Physical damage, stacks with your -armor shenanigans, gives you flat damage for your buffed attack, lets you farm at speed instead of just being gimped 40% of the time with no ult...It literally is made for Alchemist and I reiterate: While Radiance isn't as good if you get it late, any game you can't pick up Radiance on a good pace you just didn't want to pick Alchemist in the first place.
>>560276460you are one sick gamer getting son'd by them heralds and guardians
why is CK so bad midhe feels like he should be better
>go 18-4 as position 4 slark>not mvpit's not FAIR bros. game is actually rigged against supports.
>>560276460>3 heart warlocklol wut?
>>560277769I've played Ursa one other time in my life and I wanted to practice.
my nagas
>>560280148I want to cum on her eggs
>>560280353cold water makes my dick shrink to almost microscopic.
>>560280695we can warm it up in her cloaca
>>560280754idk, i got one of them wolf bad-dragon fleshlights and they are hard to penetrate if you aren't rock solid.
It feels like playing a character that can't walk up and take a tower singlehandedly is completely pointlessi can go on a mega kill streak and have double the gold of everyone on my team but if i can't run up and tank a tower until it dies nothing will get done
>>5602780900.4 foreswing + slow projectile on stun
>>560213808it seems that they buffed Rylai>Reminder that if you don't use the real hero name you are a cum-guzzling newb
I rage queue when I lose and I get scared to queue when I win
>I'm gonna build a casual drum
>playing slark against kezwtf is this dumb ass hero?
>>560285464poor mans shield = boughtring of aquila = builtdrums of endurance = finishedahhh, now I can finally start building my real items so I can stop being worthless>carries unironically thought this wasn't fucking retarded
retarded bird hero. omfg
ive been blessed once again
I have a feeding streak on dark seer lads
>mfw I catch a Chen, Legion Commander, or Monkey King lacking
make up your mind, valve...what's my unranked skill level
>>560285831different times i guess, we have more stats and regen now
>>560288102that's just based off of the calibrated players in your game, but most players in unranked are uncalibrated
>calibrate legend 1>two weeks later ancient 1At this rate I'll be a top tier immortal by the end of the year, soon I'll make millions of dollars
Will Parker out duel yatoro tomorrow
sex with hoodwink
>>560196517
i bet i can cum to quintessa. just gotta find the right dialogue where quatero doesn't talk that much.
>>560296143thanks for sharing
