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EUW VGS IN 8 HRS! :PINK_HEART: :PINK_HEART:
Nami
reminder Sona is hard
RETVRN to the old pastebin, i am not reading all that
its my birthday :)
>>560202047ITS THE SAME AS IT WAS!!!1
>>560202047Why would anyone ever read the (op). Isnt it just always the same shit eitherway?
yes i love sona how could you tell? check out this fanart i have that nis not slop. isn't it cute?
>>560202081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9FiZzlPMWU
>>560202047Nope.This is the new pastebin deal with it or go somewhere else if you dont like my thread.
>>560202198girl who r u
>>560202189hehe great vid, thank you
>>560202243I am the owner of lolg.
How is Sejuani support?
>>560202661just play rell at this point bruv
>>560202661unplayable unless with a melee adc
>>560202771>melee ADCSuch as?
>>560202808yasuo? nilah?
>>560202863Does Nilah trigger Sejuani's passive? I didn't know actually, thought it'd just be Yasuo. What about Urgot on that note? Are they considered ranged or melee?
GA is such an annoying win more item>enemy carry is 20/5 and youre already struggling to kill them once? now they can live twicethen if you build it while behind obviously its useless because youll just get killed twice quicklyremove guardian angel from the game
>>560203207this nigga zaahen does that for free
>using discord emotes on 4chanJust kill yourself
>>560202081Happy birthday nerdPlay any Kayn yet?
>>560202661It's okay with nilah, just worse than any other tank enga
>>560203495blud is mad at text :sob:
>>560203495They're not even pretending anymore XD
>>560202931Yes, it also triggers off of your jungler, which is very nice with drakes and nash for example, so if your jg isn't melee it loses a lot of value
how to reach silver by this evening..
>>560203495You didn't gatekeep 4chan hard enough, this is the future you deserve
>>560203527Thanks! :DI haven't, I've been busy playing Earthbound and watching this one anime called City the Animation which is very cute and I'm pretty busy today too but I'll try to get a game in or two tomorrow and see how I feel. On that note, which one is stronger right now, blue or red? Or should I not even bother thinking about which one is "better" and just go with what's easier to get in game, i.e. if the enemy team has 4 ranged champions I should just go into the game thinking that I'll go blue even if red is "better".
>>560203495groomcord in full control.
Two-faced fake nice faggots like this make me sick. Most of you are absolute niggers but at least you're honest about it.
>>560204372context?
>>560202661I think it's really decent - I almost lost to it a couple months ago. I'd assume she's only viable into other engage pick.I would also follow the other comment really, just play Rell. Rell has been sleeper OP for like a year now, but nobody plays her.
>>560204372I do try my best to always be direct, it's one of my best and worst traits depending on who you ask
ORALE HAHA GET DOWN LIL HOMIES
Guys, I've got a fucking tremendous champion concept that I'm sure will make us tons of money.Ok, so we take Hatsune Miku... and we give her big fucking boobs. You following me here?
i finally made my pog vex pngtuber yey after so much problems small steps it's all it takes
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>>560205442>hag mute Mikuim hearing you loud and clear boss
EVERYTHING BURNS
imagine a champion that runs around gasing people in 2026
>>560207054This skin is so fucking ugly
>>560207110Kino.>>560207245In 2026 it's socially acceptable to say we should nuke Israel, haven't you been paying attention?
>>560207245Imagine a singed rework where his Q is called BRAP and he farts on people
>join the discord link my jungle posted>black shaco main and a tranny voice changer lux support premade>fair matchmaking btw
>>560203495
>>560202047>Year 2026>Still no battle bunny RellAnother L for goymerica...
>>560207110arcadion was so poggers brochachos
>>560207928nosey?
>>560207370tell em sis we need more man faced nigresses where is warhound Senna at doe? shieet
why is qiyana hot and rapeable and senna and rell are ugly as fuck and dont even make me talk about mel
>>560207780AMERICAN CENTURY OF HUMILIATION
>>560207928wrong channel, chud
>>560208231qiyana isnt from africa, shes south american, thats why shes bratty fuck meat and the other 3 are dont need no man sheboons
>>560208231womanlet latinas with an attitude are cute
>>560208301its the right channel (the thread), where people show off all their games and names
>>560208231Mel looks much better than Senna, I'd even say she's conventionally attractive. Qiyana looks like a bitch, I wouldn't touch any of them though
there are no alts, stop noticing
why is tristana so gimped.... can't braindead level 2 blow up enemy adc anymore...
we need a turkish woman champion
ok but why Qiyana does not speak spanish and Milio does?
>>560208485you have to realize your ego is an issue. wait for your support to be ready and do it together. don't be a moderator
>>560208757Qiyana is a bitch but she's not low iq like milio
>>560208231>and senna and rell are ugly as fuck
>>560208581Draven and Samira feel turkish to me
haauughhh
>>560202320tonight i will with another based fellow draven main
wtf. two friday the 13ths back to back.
>>560211832:o
>>560210856
the last white* male champion released was viegolet that sink in...* - white (hispanic)
haha imagine qiyana about to be raped by 5'7 conquistadores haha lol
>>560212628i want to be qiyana
I will never forget Riot for tarnishing the legacy of the ruined king with an edgy spaniard
>>560212628>RapeJust be white
>>560210856draven is aryan (iranian)turks don't have hazel eyes
>>560207860holy fuck its ahry
>>560208231Senna is hot thoughMel is also hot, she deserves to be gased though
>>560213562lugs slander
>>560212628shes willing!
>>560208231Senna, Mel and Rell all have ugly black chimp faces with wide flared nostrils and giant chimp lips. Qiyana is hot because she isn't a negro.
>>560214434i will never have this much swag and aura
>>560200026If you are genuinely too tired to play just respond to my dm with your program and I can do the balancing for youI can also jot down the results so you can balance after the day is over
I look like this irl
this skin has been tempting me for the longest time....my brain says no because>high ban rate + don't play mid (often)but the quality is so good..........
>>560214550roflmao
>>560214550>>560200026But seriously? Can we stop that random ass balancing AI nonsense?Not a single one of these games were balanced. And its just anoying to into a game wanting to play senna support to have some random ass AI tell me to go toplane when i dont even want to play topAnd then just because i go 17/5 on jax i get queued with 4 trolls on offrole to make up for meThis shit isnt fun. Its like you get permanently punished by griefers just because you dont griefIm not going to play 1 more game where i have to beat up tehro 8/1 to get run down by 4 people.
>>560215078If you actually play Zed then ye its a great skin. But don't buy a skin for a champ you don't play.
>teammate shitpicks and i say something>"toxic piece of shit, tilting everyone before the game even starts, reported">i shitpick>"what the fuck this guys trolling, i dont want to paly with him, report him"
>>560215078Buy it broke ass nigga it’s like 20 dollars
>>560215132that's how i get into champscool skin drops/goes on sale and then i just start playing it
>>560215129>And its just anoying to into a game wanting to play senna support to have some random ass AI tell me to go toplane when i dont even want to play topthis is one thing that is actually objectively great and should 100% stayI am tired of people discussing roles for 5/10 minutes before each gameI am tired of 3 people on one team saying "I fill" and then there is that awkward pause where none of these 3 people know where to goyou get assigned role, we start the lobby, if you dont like it, ask to swap IN the champ select, that way you chat only with your team, not 14 people, and its way fucking faster, just quick yes or no.most people in vgs in my experience are more than happy to swap, just learn to ask you autists
>>560215129The balance has actually gotten better now that the program has data on usYou losing once does not mean its unbalanced as nothing can account for your entire team trollpicking on a whim
>>560215129>>560215193look at your lane opponent (or any annoying onetrick on enemy team like juroqo), ban accordingly and pick a champ you want to try out and learn how to lane, and expect absolutely nothing past min 15 and you'll find it much more pleasant.
>>560215395I dont care about the fucking balance if the balance means >The game is fair bro because the 17/5 jax can hold 4 griefers in the game>You losing onceFirst game i play shen vs zilean top with 4 losing teammates despite me saving their ass with ult, fun2nd game me renekton losing to tehron, but going even in the end because he goes for risky plays while my team stomps without any chance of me losing the game3rd game was me going jax 17/5 with 4 inters4th game was me pullin out the rock with 4 intersSo much fun broWorse elohell then soloqueueAnd i dont even want to play top. I only play top because its island ane and i dont have to interact with randoms in soloqueue.Im forced to play a role i dont want to play in elohellWow. So good balancing and so fun
>>560213562I'm gonna need many more of these. And also versions doing the chest views.
>>560215562>and expect absolutely nothing past min 15 and you'll find it much more pleasant.I agree. I actually want to play something for fun like ap sona.The AI tells me to go toplane though.I dont think i would even care about the balancing if i could play a role i actually want to play rather than an AI that pretends to be able to predict whenever someone wants to try experimental stuff according to datascience
>>560215721>I play the role with the least map presence >let me roll the dice and hope my teammates are good because I can't influence their lane if they're notTake the junglepill.
>>560214480Only teenagers think this is desirable
>>560216273>t. lowmasta cancapedophile
>>560215129Come play norms with me instead>>560216218>invades you>your laners don't help>now you can't playproblem?
>>560216348
>>560216218I cant take any pill since theres literally an AI, yes a fucking ARITIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE that tells us where to go.We need datascience balancing for the LCS or something
>>560216753me on the right
>>560216669Taebak himself said that it's not AI but just a formula/algorithm, unless he changed it
>>560216198join early and just take the role retard we rarely shuffle roles in vgs
>>560215721>4 losses in a row means the balance is badCalm your ego little gup
>>560216575Can't be me because I worship Yamatosdeath1 (PBUH)
when is the next lugs skin
>>560216424Sure thing, come online whoever you are. I just need to reboot into windows 10 since i cant play on windows 11 :D!
>>560207780There is a hunched rabbi out there twirling his sidecurls and laughing nasally thinking he made sure i can't have this
umm
tft time!
>>560216909I think the worst offence was that nobody wanted to play support and i literally WANTED TO PLAY SUPPORT, but the ai says i go topWe literally have a support player but cant find a support player.Does that make sense to you?Like legit?
can you people just talk to each other in champion selectlike a bunch of fucking kids
>>560217007I do kind of want to take a quick nap though since I only got a few hours of sleep earlier, we can play once I'm awake (or unable to fall asleep)Zyrality#goona
i wanna kill the people in my games in real life
>>560217615Ah you're the kayle otp, sure ill add you. Just msg me, can however take a little to respond since im im vtmb2
>>560216218>TOPLANERS>LEAST MAP PRESENCEUH OH! DOES XIR KNOW? ^_^
>>560218258>no titanic>tp on yi top in no tp season You are a specimen for sure
i am alone lolg
>>560220448*lays naked and prepared on my turkish rug as they come in*
I lose every game with teemo top on my team
Good morning lolg from me and my wife Taliyah
yuumi top kind of rapes...(i had better KP than my jungler this game)
noxian mighting everyone that slanders the picture above
>>560221017I want them to kiss
sex?
>>560221396yuumi top gods
You wouldn't a fish.
>>560159580What did he mean by this?
give me your undisputed top 3 euw vgs players
>>560220307THAT TITANIC ITEM IS GONNA GET REVAMPED IN THE FUTURE. BRUISERS/MELEE CARRIES ALREADY HAVE RAVENOUS HYDRA AND STRIDEBREAKER AS THEIR DESIGNATED TIAMAT ITEMS. AIN'T NO WAY REJECT GAMES IS GONNA LET BRUISERS/MELEE CARRIES HAVE 3 (THREE) DIFFERENT FLAVORS OF TIAMAT ITEMS FOR LONG. MY PREDICTION IS THAT TITANIC IS GOING TO BE A PURE EXODIA TANK ITEM IN THE FUTURE IT SHOULD LOSE A BUNCH OR ALL OF ITS AD STATS
>>560221959tehronbludjuroqo
>>560221907Gneedra only gives head while Poppy lets people fuck him in the ass
>>560221959t. euw vgs sweat looking for recognition
Remove bloodmailAdd gain ad equal to 2% hp back to Titanic HydraBoom fixed it
>>560222427top 3 euw vgs players who's not looking for recognition
>Wake up >Shyvana is still reworked
>>560222761Coach Lewis69
Neeko is best decision
>300 games diamond jungler with 1 million mastery on lilia loses to a gold shacoguess what shaco spent the first 10 minutes of the game doing?
>>560222179isnt tehron boosted?
>>560221959Prescience mogs and kept mogging everyone while playing off-role on 100 ping from naThe others don’t come close
>>560222932strong tomato
>>560223460neeko looks like this?
>>560223084valid point
How toxic/meta warping if a champion like this is put into LoL?>This champ take up 2 slots in your team> Have double health since they count as 2 champ> One player control the body and can cast the body's ability while the other can only cast spells of the other head
>>560222761hweijakpoppy #noxusthat one dotard who played with us a month ago and owned das on toplaneeveryone else is an attention whore>>560223084also this
>>560223710>cheesing a higher elo player once is a core life memory for the shacoid
>>560223796wouldnt ever happen
>>560223797Hello hweijak
i have 10 champs left to unlock on my main account and they're all wahmen. which one do i unlock next?
>>560223890meant to add *picture unrelated
>>560223917Gwen
>>560221959dahliaknocked up poppylunarmemory
>>560223796i mean it would have to go bot lane, and it would probably be good in this current meta of stupid nigger supports closing their eyes and running around all over the map. like yuumi but without the ability to get off
>>560224151you got it, champ
>>560221959pompomlittle st jamesmini dennis
>>560221959dennisdennis shadow clonedennis 20 death powerspikedennis connection issue rage power spike
>>560224530can someone explain again why i have a racist son that is competing against me? Also who the hecc is the mother?
>>560225014dear orlon...what did these meds do? My schizophrenic episode introduced the Dennis verse and opened the gate spawning variants of another dimension all connected with the singularity of the downvote arrow that only chosen ones have.I am Mix Prime (Tank Main) but Max (Mage) bacame unhinged after the passing of Min (Support) and his stand Yuumi. Those are main trinity. The rest are Int (ADC), Tig (asssasin) and Ben (the specialist)All are given chance to promote serpent's fang and anti heal as well as other league gimmicksWhoever manages to successfully do it without dying or permabanned becomes the Dream Mixer
Why is Ezreal top 5 popular characters according to the internet but I rarely see him?
>>560226160all stats are lies
>>560226160You're probably not plat or below.Same reason why lux and MF are also extremely popular and you probably don't see those much either.
why does noone play my girl rell??
>>560226160I've always felt the same way, it's really weird. I rarely see him being played (well, that's not true, but he's definitely not one of the most popular either, not even close) when I'm not the one playing him. It's weird. Maybe it's regional differences, like, a lot of people play him in Korea/China and since the stats are from all regions and KR/CN has a lot of people they influence it in a strong way?
>>560222879Never saw that guy. Its the draven player, right? I'd really like to play against that one euNE draven player once in vgs.
>>560226492ugly as fuckboring to playannoying voice linesno unique gameplay fantasy
>>560226492I play her
>>560226160Ezreal's pickrate increases a lot with elo. He isn't massively popular in low elo but he is very popular in high elo.
>>560226160Don't tell anyone, I'm John Legends, the owner of League of Legends. I created a special algorithm just for you, that's why.
>>560226492we already have a white vangaurd champ for agp cakeboys to play and even she isnt that popular , no one wants to be black
>>560226703low elo dont pick him because you have to land your shots to be usefulhigh elo picks him because they're filled or want to play safe while letting your team carry
>>560227112From what i know from all my botted account smurfing the main issue with lowelo ezreals isnt that they dont hit the skillshots, but their entire understanding of ezreal. They all think that "ezreal doesnt autohit" and "is a defensiv champ". When hes literally the strongest early game autohitter with a 50% attackspeed passive.I think thats also why support players vomit when they see an ezreal adc.Its just a wrong champion understanding that exists for a reason i cant comprehend since ezreal is not that hard of an adc there since people dont dodge skillshots
>>560202661One simply understands
knowers are aware ezreal is actually 10x stronger than draven early game and it's not even funny
Briar won
>>560227925won the getting raped by warwick/nasus/volibear/rengar competition
>>560218235kayle otp?
>>560228017proof?
Fuck guys. The court just tasked me to hunt down brujah for betraying the court and alsoput an end to his endless rampage of turning thinbloods and anarchs into a bloodbath. I just brought him down and got ready to bring him back when the leader of the anarchs appeared, demanding me to hand over the brujah scum.If i hand him over i'll propably make myself an enemy of the court, im kinda on a pardon for almost breaking the masquerade.If i dont hand him over the anarchs will hunt me down.I dont dislike the anarchs - in fact their my brothers... yet i need information of the court to find out who marked me.. they know something, they're hiding something...Im new to seattle, i cant afford to make myself an enemy of the court - not in the situation i am
>>560228107
nigga-san kawaiiihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itNWpfpI8gA
man, i just love when my internet suspiciously goes out in the middle of a high octane game of League, and I log on after my internet goes back on to see the game is lost, and that i receive a Riot message. i hate this shit. this is the second time this week my internet just suspiciously goes out during a match. maybe i should just become an offline single player fag gamer again.
>>560227794I wish more Ezreals played aggressively level 1 and 2. He's such a bonkers champion in the right hands.
>>560228265giwtwm
>>560226160he was the "my support picked some troll shit so ill pick something that farms safely and can poke from a safe distance" before mage carries became a thing
i would devote my life to just killing league players if i just knew where they lived
i would devote my life to being a yordle breeder if they were real
how to spot a xx female player ingame?
>>560228706most played champs are all women,mostly supportif mid then ahri,syndra etcthey never play top and jungleif adc then jhin and smolder only
>>560227794lol
>>560228706husbandoslop that doesnt satisfy agp like Hwei or Viego
>Haven't played or posted in weeksI think it might be it for me with this game. After a year of atakan feats mario party mickey mouse season into turbo inflation duo abuse season is too much. No amount of sunk cost can overcome this much cancer.
>>560223062yes>>560223084lmao1st of all hes european2nd he gets boosted to master and plays 50 ranked games inting every single one of them but apparently he plays "for fun" I wish I was as naive as you people
>>560228706negative kda
Got griefed one game too many, I'm playing something else today this is too boring. I'm not even upset or throwing the rigged matchmaking argument, I'm just too bored of games like this.>where griefing?Malphite selling support item, trolling Samira then trolling our jungler, then Samira trolling the lobby out of spite even though we are far ahead.
>>560228986>dennis is a womandamn...
>>560228706Lulu, Millio or Yuumi are the most xx champs
>>560228781>mostly support>my mid mains are all females>can't top or jg>mostly play smolder in ADCFuck.
finally found a cage i can probably wear 24/7, champs for this feel?
>>560229689kindred
if I get autofilled and swap roles with my main one will I get aegis of valor?
Just because someone is still here doesnt mean that they are remembered.(like me)
>>560230916No. Neither will the player you swapped with.
reminder that Nami is soft
>>560231667What about Fizz? Is he soft too?
>>560228781my sister plays jg and when she adcs she plays everything except jhin.everything else is spot on tho.
playing jungle in comp must be terrible brothey make you play the most boring champs in the gamenattynatt's team literally got him on fucking wukong broits over for this role
>>560229117>reach silver 2 and you can be allowed in the vgs regularly
>>560228781alot of foids actually play kat for some reason
>>560223796You’d probably have to make LoL a 6v6 game so there’s still a support even if someone chooses to play him. Rule-bending characters like Chogall work in HotS because that game doesn’t have a strict role system.
>>560231973straight up a lie, katarina is agp as fuck and girls can barely handle lux ahri syndra shitflinging, let alone pressing e more than once as kat
>>560231973real woman only play ekko
>>560232489
>>560227925She won a pair of shoes.
Reminds me there is a fem streamer who mains Chogath actually. People are just different.
How do you spot a xy male ingame?
>>560232675
>>560232675shes bronze playing ap cho mid, wouldnt exactly call that cho main
I love women especially those in league!
https://magma.com/d/ic7qIEWtEJJoin the Drawpile! Make a SG!
>>560232675source?
Soraka my cute wife!>>560231667Cool Fish.
holy shit i didn't know t1 vi was even a skin but i played with one just now. goddamn that design is sexy
>>560233572>the T1 Gnar on the side with the funny ass goggleslol
>>560232675tenshi is cute but goddamn she is loud
>>560233318If nobody else I'm making SG Syndra and Ahri next!
>>560233897Hell yeah!
>>560232675chogath is one of the most boring champs in League. i don't understand the appeal.tenshi cute though
>mfw +20 -21
>>560234228has a girly magelike kit, but is a top lanerwhen you think about it he is basically the lux of toplaneif he looked like a cute girl he would be the most popular top laner
>>560223084who?
cute girl chogath..
>>560233318i'll play a mayram game and whatever character i get i'll draw a star guardian skin for
>>560234228YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF DEALING 999999 DAMAGE WITH 0 (ZERO) DAMAGE ITEMS?
EUW VGS STATUS?
>>560234307>cute girl vore champ
guys im alistar irl i just got my nose pierced
>>560234937Okay nilah.
>>560234429Who did you get?
>>560233897please do
>>560234428Oh no...
>>560232928reminds me of picrel>>560234228Agreed, no idea why people (like to) play him
I have developed an insane hatred against my cheating duo but I will never tell
lol
>>560234228I find him fun. But I don't like to play top.
Friendly reminder: I saw a female master+ kayle player in twisted treeline that would hardgap 99% of /lolg/
>>560236292our homegrown talent
>>560236551>our
>master adc player>looks inside>he just plays mages
can we play brawl vgs instead? seems more fun
>>560236818this is a problem because...?
ehc
>>560236884just funny because you and the others are playing on easy mode
mage player here, I'm boosted as fuck
>>560236950getting boosted isn't even considered easy mode, stop talking to that thing
>>560237037ok my bad g
>>560236950it takes skill to play seraphine bot... if it was easy every adc player in challenger would flex pick sera... and certainly not my playstyle either (seraphs diadem redemption)... >>560237037i have never been boosted i play my games on broadcast where you can clearly see my supp griefing me every game...
how do u play hwei? im trying to learn him but im still fumbling my spells
sex with ___
>>560237131men
NOOO YOU HAVE TO PLAY LE AD RANGED BOT LIKE I DID FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS REEE EASY BADD
how did all the characters in this game fall off besides jinx?
yes, if you play mages bot youre playing it on easy mode and you get no fucking respect from me *ptoof*
>>560237185maybe..
>>560236818kek, tbf i'm actually forced to play ap most games anyway everyone hovers ad mid and jg cause AD assassins are broken asf rn
>>560236861taebak tried but cant q up for brawl in customs...
>>560235057i got twisted fate...
>>560228960>>560237131lugs in front of lolg.
>>560237384People should play whatever they see as being fun.
gets fed kibble by my lolg
HOLY SHIT RIOT JUST SAVED LOL IN BRAZILhttps://www.riotgames.com/pt-br/not%C3%ADcias/eca-digital-brasil
drank a whole 2 liter of regular Coca Cola today and feeling like i took at least a week off my life-span with the amount of sugar i consumed.champs for this feel?
>>560238031POG
>>560238072silver elo post
>>560233318Requesting sg chogath
>>560238072>>560238423xayah...
>>560238423xilxe?
>>560237131Usagi Note!
>>560238072>>560228265>>560238423ign?
>>560238080You can tell it's EUW hours with posts like this. Your organs wouldnt make it one week in America lil bro. Also Gragas
dead game dead thread
EUWVGS ARE ON!!!!!!lobby name: vg vs vg password: euwvgsHow do I join? Click Play -> Join Customs -> put in "vg vs vg" -> click on the lobby, you might need to refresh like 20 times for it to show -> put in the password -> ??? -> :)))no stream yet, not sure if there is going to be a stream either but be on the lookout for a wild stream!
>>560238779SEE YOU IN HELL#NA1
>>560238031so any macaco can now just create an account in NA or LAS
I just wanna play video games (I am playing video games RIGHT NOW)
>>560238080Cassiopeia, Zyra
the only reason mage bot is so good is because most supports are so bad
>>560237629i fucking hate playing twisted fate i'm going again until i get someone i like
>>560239291thats cheating
BUILD A WALL BOT AND MAGES ARE GOING TO PAY FOR IT
>>560228492What’s stopping you?
>>560238031they're gonna roll this AGE ID shit in every single region soon btw
>>560239570insecurity
>>560239778Don’t let that stop you
I'm only playing LoL because of Briar
grinding this game is the only thing that keeps me sane
>>560240183Very based
Just woke up what do I goon to yall
bets game 1
>>560240334jinx poro
>>560240417>niggerlow afk nigger that needs to get his head bludgeoned vs actual adcbottom team
>>560240417Betting all on smoldah.
>>560238072>>560238423bitches will say this then only take 3 inches fr
>>560238883but, i am an American and i live in America... good champ recommendation though. thx>>560239225danke schön
wow cant wait to be another metafag npc like everyone who plays this game WOWZERS lets play some ZAHEEN JUNGLE AM I RIGHT FELLAS until he gets mega nerfed and then until the next one
>>560241497zAAhen nigga zAAhen
don't even wanna queue up for another SR game today because i'm too afraid my internet will suspiciously go down again during it. oh well, "4fun" modes only today...stop ddossing me Riot Phreak
>>560240417all in the new guy! fent golem!
>>560241821ZAAAAMN
>open hextech chest>its another skin shardle why
Literal demonic ugly thing
>>560242359>t. the grinch
>>560242441kek
results game 1
>>560239339you're right, fine i'll draw tf
>>560242698woo. I'm gonna start keeping track of my bets. I'll start by saying I won once with>>560242175so I'm 1W0L :^)>>560242279chogath skin?>>560242806yay
>>560242698wtf the niggerlow nigger afk nigger nigger nigger nigger didnt go afk because he got nigger gapped by a silver? its a miracle
>>560242698+2!!
its so poppover
we are so poppack
is ranged top considered bad manners in vgs, asking for a friend>>560240417
>>560243378you can pick whatever you want
>>560243347POPPY BUSH UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
>edged my duo with other people to make him jealous>he has not talked to me in 2 weekswhoops
poppy with a gock...
>>560242359has the star of david above it's head>>560242441Christmas is an abomination and any sort of searching scripture and history would prove this to you. You are sheep following after nigger dick devils who want you to burn forever. REPENT
>>560243693
>>560243693this but lulu
>>560243947lulu casting wild growth on herself after penetrating you with her gock
>>560243693i don't see the appeal of Poppy with a gock. she is a cute little dwarf yordle. she is better with phagina and no gock :DDDD.
why are all irelia players like this?
bets game 2
>>560244260because it's a trap
>>560243947this but tristanahttps://files.catbox.moe/osfpu8.jpg
>>560244435hmmmmmmmm top team! though yordle fondler is probably gonna go ham with a lot of marks and a yuumi. good luck to both
>>560244482>https://files.catbox.moe/osfpu8.jpgOh my...
>>560244482>https://files.catbox.moe/osfpu8.jpgguys what is this im getting a parental control warning
why doesn't league have a character like this
kaisa, nunu, attrox
>>560245337Because the devs are a bunch of prudes.
>>560245337we have Ahri!
>garbage support that griefs my waves and steals cs that I subsequently abandon in search of getting gold elsewhere at the expense of my bot lane quest honors me>garbage support that helps me win lane and get us both a clear early lead while making me a win condition throughout the entire duration of the game, but later doesn't have the presence of mind to play with me over idiotic teammates doesn't honor methe amount of times this happens to me is truly perplexing
>>560244482not clicking this because Tristana with a cock is blasphemy
>>560245337we have nidalee kinda, xayah kinda, neeko kinda, shyvana kinda, aururururoa kinda, errrm idk lolz kinda crazy how league used to have sexy designs but it's all jover now
>>560245569the sexy designs are now reserved for the male champions because the women working for Riot HQ will get to insecure if they release more sexy champs.
>>560245723aside from the new swain skin the new male champ design aren't that sexy though yes they've all been topless more or less
>>560240417>>560242698Team 1 was down total 4k lp with an off-role jungler. Very Balanced™ Had a blast™
I don't know you lot but it doesn't feel neither fun or fair having to deal with griefer now almost every game, it's getting too common.
>>560246175revenant viego is the most sold skin of all time and it's the sasuke of league of legends
Why is farming the enemy team under fountain and not finishing not an insta ban?
>>560246469far too common, chap. the reports are not working, apparently
>>560246506sasuke never cared about women, viego is just a simp character but in his case people are actually ok because he has everything
good midlaners to attract biopussy?
>>560246837zed
>>560246837kassadin with the count dracula skin
>>560244435Everything on top, but Quinn is gonna get gaped in lane by ROCK SOLID
>>560246469Riot NEEDS to add a report option for when you play enchanter support and your team doesn't carry. At this point, they HAVE to be doing it on purpose.
>>560246837if you are not in Korea then none of them because LoL is pussy repellant for most women
>>560246837play any of these champs in their intended position
Nerf Karthus out of the jungle and make him a midlaner again.
>>560247775yeah idk about that. with all the new champs with dashes, i don't think he'd ever be a meta mid laner again... it isn't season 2 anymore, brother.
idk why i keep giving vgs a chance
>>560247775Playing ANYTHING without mobility in midlane is close enough go griefing current season(s).
>>560248113stockholm syndrome
results game 2
>>560201826I like this format. The Esports info definitely makes it feel longer than it should be, but it's also good info for esports enjoyers (not me) so I'll give it a pass.Good job anon. Glad that me including the leaderboard a couple times seems to have at least partially led to some level of OP improvement. Even if they're all early.
>>560243693Ahem.https://files.catbox.moe/qy6y0c.jpg
>be adc in midgame>our top or mid suddenly comes to midlane and takes my farmEnjoy 4v5! I'll afk farm rest of the game<3
>>560248653yeah my bad you had alot of impact that game otherwise
>>560248567i can remove it if ppl dont care about esports i guess
>>560248653even me?
>>560248334guess which team was up 500 lp and had an on-role jungler?
>>560248653man, seeing the troon melt down like this after he griefed the game is a balsam for my soul, vgs are fun
>>560248334i mean just shows how retarded their comp was, theyre 4v5 and almost won the game
>>560248839Eh, leave that more for other anons- I'd imagine there's more than a few here who care about it. :>
>>560248653aheemm sorry I guess I dont know why you wanted to go jungle it would have balanced if you had been support and you probably would have won >>560248965we hard lost early and the balancing had huntress on support :^)>>560249196yea it was close ngl..
>>560248806>>560248965conveniently ignore the 3 dragons + 3 grubs i got before the kindred player started to ult camps and enemies.>>560249564>I dont know why you wanted to go junglesomebody asked to swap off and im polite?
>>560249679you need to be more assertive, this goes for everyone if you arent filled by the rigging machine dont give up your role so easily or would you accept a role swap out of nowhere in a normal game?
>>560249564I don't follow dramaCute Annie however. Would pat her head and tell her that I hope she has a great day.
Are vgs an humiliation ritual? I never see anons say they are having fun.
where are bets game 3
>>560249821i dont want to play support as much as i dont want to play jungle. either is shit. it doesnt matter, though. it seems people are fine with what happened. if euwvgs is grief and flame the tranny time then im just not going to play.
>>560249934bets game 3, sorry about that
i tried to date a lolg once but he was the most autistic retard ever
>>560249972>euwvgs is grief and flame the tranny timeI will now play your game
>>560249846i have fun
>>560250421Filtered.
>>560249972I like playing support but vgs are miserable
>>560249972so you dont want to play league of legends? does seem kinda shitty and egotistical for you to push your frustrations on other people though..>>560250632miserable how and why?
>>560248653kekarooo
>>560250706Stomps more often than not
>dennis>huntress>lsj>hweijakThe ban list is growing.
>>560250421samebut he was also a loser junkie addicted to ai
double EHC duo bets...? sera sona surely is the way...
>>560250632>>560250850tsmt
>>560251146>trannies
>>560250850Even yesterday there wasnt a single ff and all the games went over 25 minutes except one game. Now you might say it looks like a stomp but in reality it wasnt a stomp just bad performance. We've had much bigger stomps in the past, no one goes 30/1 anymore unless they are playing really well. I have the receipts now and the balancing has drastically improved even though you might not see it like that, it is just objective truth. I will say for yesterday though that was a unique situation 2 new players joined and I hadn't put them in the system yet so they weren't ranked properly.
>>560251307the double dennis game was so kino
>>560251307Someone singlehandedly carrying every team fight as one team is slowly drowned out is also a stomp to me, it's miserable for anyone involved, especially thoseA) Trying new shit for funB) "Autofilled" by taebak's mystery algorithm (just tell us how it works)C) Not good at the game
>>560251450yes it was truly good content
>>560249846yes, it's basic game theoryif someone invites you to play their game, the rules are already written for you to lose. Why else would they invite you? Following their rules perfectly simply means losing without ever having a chance to win
>>560251063
>>560251536>taebak's mystery algorithm (just tell us how it works)witness
>>560251536a) you can do that but then dont complain when you get shit on, it is the EXACT same as if you were playing normal games with your shitty off-meta pick and I dont mean off meta in the sense of seraphine adc I mean soraka top, yes there is a place for it but you also need to know when theres a place to play it b)>>560159347I literally explained it. c) the balancing adjust for that, no? huntress wasnt even supposed to play jungle
>>560249972judging by everything else you've "quit" you'll be back playing on sunday
gizzard lost lane to dennis
>>560249846on one side you have the faggots that take this game way too seriously and throw babyrage tantrums every time things go poorly or throw sand on the face of their opponents when things go well. On the other side, you have people that are decent to be around regardless of winning or losing. There are a lot of people in between the two extremes, but you get the idea.The whiny faggots are always significantly louder and make their presence known much more than the people that actually have a good time. People have tried making lists that identify these players but it's pointless in the end because the lists get distorted by the faggots painting themselves as innocent. And they'll still show up for vgs despite being undesirable manifestations.
>>560251307>Even yesterday there wasnt a single ffGoalpost 1 established>We've had much bigger stomps in the pastGoalpost 2 building...>No one goes 30/1 anymore unless they are playing really wellGoalpost 3 constructed
>the wholesome euwvgs in questionnot pictured sweating in teamchat over 3:0 soul
I love Lissandra!
>>560252635BUILDINGconstruction completeBUILDINGconstruction completeBUILDING
>>560252959
im praying for your downfall btw
>>560251953so one tricks get to play the same shit lmao nah blud you've lost itin the end you have to decide whether vgs are a competition or a fun zone
you succeeded, can you stop?
>>560253294I mean what do you want me to tell you lol, I would also be mad if my jungler picked vayne. I cannot and will not police what people say.If you dont like it then I really don't know what to tell you. Attentionmaxxing in my opinion...>>560253513ok but theres a ban button and you know who you are playing against, no? I don't really think this is a good point. Also if one person sweats everyone else needs to sweat, what do you expect people to do? blindly run it down? you fucking retards cant even explain playing for fun in league of legends
>>560253815if one person keeps sweating you tell them to pipe downhow is dennis getting shafted for borderline inting every match but tryhards aren't?
In the last team fight i was dropping to 15 fps lmao
>>560253919i mean dennis is literally retarded
>>560252959>>560253294it doesn't look like griefing with kindred ult if that is what the clip is supposed to show
I had to use right click to auto instead of a + left click recently because the left click on my mouse has been acting weird and it's actually crazy how much worse at kiting I am like this
>>560253513>funzone is soraka top running it down and talking shit in chat
RESULTS???????
majin had better balance
>>560254196we picked ornn jg and soraka mid and niggas were still mad asf in the thread you don't win with these retards
>>560254196Soraka top used to be op 10 years ago
results game 4
>>560252959What am I supposed to be looking at
>>560254249The team with higher total elo and on-role jungler wins
>>560254525xhe doesn't know xhe inted by following my int play instead of killing drake
>>560252959first play you're both griefingsecond fight you're both griefingthen sure he's a spampinging bitch but lacks in game chat contextjust get over it, half the lobby hates you and you knew it before you joined
bets game 5 im emumu right now by the way becuase you all are making me so sad :(
I main fizz but when enemy has 4 tanks I fall off hard and fizz has no alternative builds. What other champs have an assassin like playstyle that can pivot to a tank killing build if needed?
hypothetically if we had newbies to the general they'd learn fast to not join those shitfests
>>560255221no one wants to become the target of a schizo's decade long obsession over a perceived slight, there are tons of people who lurk/post without ever attempting to play vgs
hey man if she dumps her duo for you she aint loyal just dump her nigga
>>560255221I've not exactly a newbie but despite having been around for like a decade I don't think I've ever played vgs. I don't feel like being a shitpost target and I'd only drag everyone down. Scary.
NA faggots making euvgs a shit show? After killing navgs?Unpredictable.
>>560255221Newbie of the general and I stay away from this stuff, what I read here is enough.
no ones forcing you to interact with vg vs vg gamesyou quite literally bring it onto yourself
It's the same for every general, stay away from the ebins if you want to enjoy your time.
let's be real its seratranny trying to get some attention out of the EU clique because he is a faggot
This is bullshit, right? There's no way that Riot is going to make these nobodies actually playable.
99% of shitpost is posted by one banevading poster
>>560255997i mean im down to try corrupted kayle
>>560255997i think they look cool except for the gay granny yordle bitch.
>>560255997The only realistic one is the Disney kid, none of the others fit the trash ass art direction they've been on for a couple of years now
>>560256176the gay fishman is from LOR and the yordle is yuumi's master that they already put in wild rift
oh look... every single knowledge point about soloq was correct... lol...
I love kindred so much it's unreal
>>560255997I doubt it real. Riot usually puts effort into hyping champs up rather than dropping 5 turds like this at once
The only cool black champs are Lucian and Ekko.
>>560256765this but replace Ekko with Pyke
>>560256052Xolaani*>>560255997>NobodiesNora is playable on WR, and LoR WAS a great card game.Anyways it's not real.
>>560256765you forgot viego.
>>560256765renata is cool
>>560256765Ekko is lame and gayreplace him with Pyke
>>560257060Renata Glasc is a mixed woman. She isn't just straight up black like Lucian or Pyke. I think her voice actress is black though.
>>560255629I've been here for years and don't play vgs, but I'll play norms with lolgs.
>>560256765
>>560256765this but replace Ekko with nigga Smolder
I am being forced to spam ARAM games to get out of free speech jail for (correctly) calling a Yone player a faggot.
>>560257643He looks like he got groomed by africans
>>560256765Sett is the only good nigga
annie rubs her cunny against her teddy bear
>>560257716aint nun wrong with being a faggot tho
>>560257750Proof?....>>560257806Or being trans!
results game 5
>>560257934highest kda? noticing
What do you guys think about playing Arena or Brawl vgs?
>NA hours
>>560258032I only play arena these days, I would like friends.
>>560258032I suggested brawl and half the lobby said no
>>560255221I'm one such newbie
>>560257750I'm her teddy bear
>>560258032>>560258104arena you could do but brawl you cant do unless you 5stack it
>>560257934amumu damage was insane
>>560258105what does a newbie like you think of this general? where else do you go for league related stuff
streaming vgs before bedhttps://www.twitch.tv/tehronpiss
>>560250421>>560251110nobody ever dated you
>>560257934need 1 more chud
>>560258690i can log in to EUW, but i don't think EUW people want any more NA tards in there vgs...
>>560258754I dont mind, we need 1 more anyways and if we cant fill ill just call it for today
I'm new and I'd rather kms than reveal my username and interact with any of you
>>560258906logging in right now
>>560258948you're already interacting
>>560257245being half black still makes you black
>>560259113my best friend in high school was half black (white mom black dad) and he was super racist and hated black people because his dad left before he was bornleague of legends karma is annoying
>>560258948sure you are
>>560252396not true>>560253919i never int. it's just my shaky hands>>560252396exactly i can do it. Olaf matchup btw. i jsut need to focus
>>560257643he gets btfo by niggs (nigga ziggs)
remember the only people here who main black champs are niggers irlsneedraviegofagrakanfaggot formerly senna/mel avatarfag blooms
>>560259432>viego>black??
>>560259597He steals abilities and abuses his dead wifeDefinitely black coded
bets game 6
@ the function n xilxe all over me
>>560259432Nobody cares stormfront tard.Reminder that nobody likes you, no woman ever dated you, nobody in school ever wanted to hang around with you, nobody in your job (the one that you pretend to have) ever interacted with you, your dad left you for cigarettes, your mum called you special but never told you shes proud of you or that she loves you, nobody here likes you either,And guess what? That wont ever change for you.The only person that will ever willingly interact with you will be gay sven under the jail shower after the CIA arrested you for being a childfucker.
>>560259432>>560259597Viego is canonically a tan skin latino
>>560259820So many words but such little point!
>>560259754all chips on that champ that is definitely not velkoz!
>>560259845>americans calling spaniards ""latino""kekaroo
any ARAMgods here?What's your record on this challenge?I'm at that point where every single champ I'm missing an S- with is a champ that I don't like and actively avoid picking
>>560259893its blackoid projection>your dad left you for cigarettescore black memory
>>560259689>abuses his dead wiferiot retconned that to be true because he got more popular than akshan and then retconned the retcon so in the end it never really happened
>>560258527It's similar to other general, most of the people kind of play the game, but there's always -attention whores-schizos-spiritually black wiggersThat just ruin the experience every now and then. Luckily, my proven strategy of just adding anons and playing with them instead of spending my time arguing with what might as well be bots on a mongolian basket weaving forum is working just fineVgs are a nice idea in theory, but I don't think it's possible to create a fun experience for everyone - I at least get rolled a lot. They're fun to spectate though. Don't really have any other sites I frequent for league stuff, I just have a group chat with some irl friends and occasionally browse r*ddit for advice (or shy pbe news recently)
>>560251536>"Autofilled" by taebak's mystery algorithm (just tell us how it works)It looks at peoples match history and currently most played role and just asigns people.There is no /vg/ database.I played top in ranked so it placed me top with a 100% rateNow i played some adc in normals because my duo played support and it imediatly tried to put me adc.The people that get asigned randomly propably played more mayhem
>>560259432Karma isn't black
OL skinline when
>>560201826Just checked out the Shyvana rework.When will these fucking cocksuckers be refunding me the RP I spent on Darkflame years ago?
>>560261221Update: I want the RP I spent as part of the bundle refunded for Boneclaw as well which is even fucking worse. Like 10x worse.
>>560261161Soon
>>560260836it gave me support 100% of the time while i play adc. you know my opgg, and can see for yourself how little support ive played this season
>>560261428ahry is so smart and professional
yone lifesteal plus soraka is fucking retarded
>>560261221>>560261364I REALLY like how Super Galaxy, Ruined and Immortal Journey, much more recent skins, all try to keep the thematics and design intact and much closer to the old skins, keeping them largely accurate and faithful. Whereas the old ones, which were still radically different, are fucking dogshit, practically poorly done chromas, wherein they didn't even try. Not even hiding what they're doing when it comes to robbing people.
>>560261539because kindred gets target banned when i ask to play adc
>>560261724I'm considering buying the ruined chroma in the store rn since the new ruined skin shows off insane booba
>people actually believe there is a vgs algorithm and its not just a diskek stacking teams and torturing people he hates
wtf is that what i think it is
>>560261431I mean there might be some other factors, but its really most of it
>>560261748Yuck
>>560261482
If you play vgs you deserve to suffer don't even come here to complain you brought it upon yourself
there is nothing that can incite murderous rage like writing a makefileleague of legends give kraken crit
>>560262351li5tening tohttps://youtu.be/H08sNxMSgNAand semi autopiloting all night
>>560262351euwvgs seem to have plenty players and dont need me at all, so im sure they wont miss me. back to ad nami posting for me. im thinking about a namechange too.
>>560261482>professionalshes the type to sneak a quicky in the janitor's closet with you so no
results game 6
>>560262639second game niggerlows chase me in sides instead and giving up an objective i feel like a streamer
I loved you so much that even when you hurt me, I tried to understand you.
>>560262580Mermaid?
>>560262783t.niggalows after pink condom told them they can't duo
+1 vgs!!
Phew, had just enough...
>>560262750lets refrain from using the n word in this generaltheres no need to debase ourselves like that
The masculine urge to spend a hundred bucks on league gacha just to get enough ME for the leona skin
>>560262983niggardly
>>560262783you only love yourself...
Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them.
ok but how do the vagueposters get to stay but I eat a 3-day ban for simply asking one of them if they are ok what the fuck is this logicleague of legends nerf diana into a 20% winrate
>>560263029
>>560263018bro, just go buy fortnite vbucks insteadtheyre rising the prices just like back in the day for riot points, you won't be getting veebees anytime soon
this is what I see when I balance by the way, if you suck in vgs but have a high enough rank you get an additive bonus I explained it before but illiterate niggers dont get it or just ragebaiting, I think its the second one
Do I reinstall this bastard fucking game or keep my boring peaceful non toxic lifestyle.
PDF SKIN
bets game 7
Anyone beat these fuckers yet? I can't win them even though I have all the combat upgrades and I'm using a decent troop type combo against them.
>>560263332is that a custom thing you made or some site that already had it?
>>560263563i made it customits still a work in progress and im thinking of putting in a penalty in the ranking if someone is filled
> power goes out in the middle of the match>1 day ban
>>560263332I dont really get the point stuff though. From playing with the people i can tell that the best player in this screen is poppy, and the worst xilxe.How does poppy end up being 7.8?Though i also dont really care about the balancing. I dont think its possible to balance vgs, i just think that the random role asigment is absolute ass
u are not anime btw you are a fat bald dude
>>560263701that is very cool actuallynot as cool as my lvl 1 fanaticism bow, but its nice that you tried balancing out teams (even though 90% of times its just anonymous shitposters seething about it, not actual players who play), guess in the end its good for vg's in general
yay 1000 total mastery score
>>560263871insecure
hows that 27 million mastery point teemo doing
>>560257536shes so ugly in every skin shes so fun to play but god what a hideous creature
>>560263871okay, but can you explain to me what kamuis endgame was? werent they fighting over the same girl? why did fake kamui lick the real kamui and how does this translate to league of legends?i feel like riot could do a lot of money with this if you can catch my drift
>>560263808xilxe doesnt have a lot of games played yet so hes not even on the actual leaderboard (>10 games played) his good games are way more pronounced so that might be another thing to take a look at. >>560263925I mean i'm 99% sure its ragebait but yea the system still makes mistakes which im trying to fix. But stuff like not picking the role you were assigned to while not being able to play the role you picked isnt really my fault then.
who the fuck is kamui
>>560264393The leader of the earth dragons and the wind dragons according to the prophecy of runeterra
>>560263486Poppy, Morgana, archer, sona, soldier, ranger, garen
uhhhh nami is poly?
>>560264719*slut
>>560264719Ignore all riot lore it's made by DEI slop niggers who got promoted to their positions by sucking tryndamere's cock
>>560262347Anal with the fox!
>>560264719how you gonna have a bf and a gf when you're out questing all the timeshe is a fucking cuckquean
aaaaa my lolg said "ily" UwU
>>560265214>>560264969holy fuck she is so me.im nameswapping as soon as i think of a good one
>>560265312Gay Reeetard#SLVT
>>560264719no she sits on the cuck chair and watch them fuck.
>>560265421didnt ask!
>>560263282but I don't play fortnite
>>560265312cute princess#pure
>>560264694oh multiple heroes, I'll try that.
>>560265501im reserving this for future use i just cant namechange yet i need to wait another month or two so dont steal it..
>>560265490well then you realize how stupid it is to spend money on a game
Nami's BF and GF fucking on her bed while she is out
I don't like how rengar, shaco, khazix, twitch (close enough), (teemo, akshan) can just one shot people from stealth with little counterplay other than "stick to a mate at all times, allowing the enemy team to split push you to death" and "just buy zhonyas so you can survive 2s longer"What's the deal with them? Why can't they be telegraphed like Evelynn?
Zoe needs a new summer skin
>>560265281>various lolgs tell me they love me>its all platonic>nobody ever says i love you in a i love you way>my shen toplane calls me darling while i adcarry it :3>tfw wont see shen toplane ever againthe duality of life>sweet things that make you smile>bitter afterglowbittersweet, as i dare to saylove em too, the homies, but also only in a platonic waywe're all going to make it, we gotta believe, someday...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWyQCh2-P3k&list=RDopU1urLhw50&index=2
>>560265615uhmm i will try not to! its been very hard thus far..
Is Aurelion Sol bad for solo queue? I just spent mid farming and my entire team fed until they all surrendered as soon as possible.
>>560264974it's not their fault. he just tries to insert it into different things and people randomly
>>560265632What else am I supposed to spend it on? I have nothing else that interests me, the only problem I have with league is that skins are too expensive for what you get, they should be at most 20 bucks for the ultra mythic giga nigga shit
>>560265837the important thing is that they surrendered as soon as possible instead of dragging it out
>>560265214>bisexual who encourages her lovers to entertain each other Can I get a lolg like this ?
>>560265903go buy yourself a fucking kebab, trust
>>560266063They've gotten ludicrously expensive here, it's like 10 bucks for a good meal and that lasts what, 4 hours? Skins? At least another month
>>560265785Battle Academy Cheerleader Zoe
>>560264719>>560265214
>>560265790Noooo I love them in a we gonna get married and have sex kind of way
>>560266158youll look back at this post just a year later and think to yourself "should've gotten the kebab"
>>560265795>>560265615>
>>560265312Gock Sleeve#Nami
>>560265312Cute Fish#Soft
results game 7what a banger game hats off
>>560266683the wombo combo
>>560266683defeat for who?
Heres some more summoner ideas for the nameles...exalted serialkiller#awoobatmington proplayer#svenDarkness within me#BBCMayonaise#kKd
so many posters have ruined champions here
>>560266824team 2 won
>>560266824i won
>>560266456I'll look back on it in a year and be like "fuuuck man inflation took all my money away"
thanks for joining the stream, next time might just mute my mic and do some shit on the side thogoodnight and goodluck in future vg games
>>560266848these are so fucking bad
Which one of you fucks is hostaging me??
>>560252429I only complain because you faggots actually camp me and always play for my opponent to the point where its blatantThey have zero ward and are pushing with half no f while my jungle is at raptors? RicketsI'm closer to my tower than their with full hp? Jungle flashes in, sup roams, and top comes downYou clowns deserve to trip face down on the pavement
when i play sona my boobs grow my brain shrinks and all i can think about is how it's taking me 10 minutes to fullclear
>>560267397this has to be hweijak
>>560267397>>560252429anonymous schizo posting, would know its Dahlia posting but haven't seen him a while, maybe you need to share some meds with that guy
>>560254295That comp was braindead statchecking cancer dont even speak
>>560267510BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Stop thinking about sex.
>>560267561>>560267397I'm NA and I have not participated in any EUW vgs.
>>560267561>Havent seen him in a whileIts funny, since you recognize everyone as him, but fail so see him when hes literally infront of you. I think its a meds issue here
>>560267618LMFAOOO
>>560267397AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!!
>>560266852who got ruined for you
>>560267709ok point him out
WHO IS the best twink
bets game 8
>>560262580its by desing to make them look juicy fat and retarded to predators
Should I just stream vgs? Never done it, I'd probably just talk about random shit too
>>560267916yeah and be sure to use a mic because talking the random shit is a highlight
the euwvgs experience is the enemy master player being strongsided while you are weaksided and you having to play 1v2 or 1v3
>>560267830
>>560267854whose alt is swain?
>>560268160oh a rare yordlebro
>>560268449na player
Streaming vgs igTTV zyrality
literally who?
>tons of people on euw available on friday nightY'all are a bunch of losers lmao
>ignored bf all day to play with the homies>fed every single gameeveryone hates me
>>560269207Why are you here then?
>>560269207>y'allThis anon does not get any cookie.
>>560269375All I'm saying is that na vgs would never fill up on a friday night euw are a bunch of no-lifers.
>>560269207>friday nightonly matters for wagies. imagine you need someone to tell you on what day you are allowed to life
I think I'll goon to genshin impact today instead of league
>>560269521you are so fucking clueless lil bro i won't even insult youcome back to this argument when your balls drop and you graduate high school
>>560269514THATS BECAUSE NA VGS DONT FILL UP ANY DAY HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>560269706KEKAROO
>>560268160actual fact desu
results game 8
>>560269653what was wrong about it? to who else should friday night matter other than wagies? what is special on a friday?
>>560269706FAXXX
>>560269935the club is dead on a random tuesday bro things are always happening on the weekend but only sometimes happening on weeknights
HOST NA VGS
DOPA DOWNNN LOL XD
bets game 9 (fun def not fun mode)
>>560270041good you outed yourself for projecting. from someone who actually goes out:a lot of clubs and bars have special event days under the week where they sell alcohol to 1/4th of the price and play some chill rock music instead of electronic and they are regulary.bars also open under the weeknow what else?
901zero replies *yawn* just wrap it up and put the fries in the bag no-one carestake it to discord sister
overwatch players are weird.
>>560270256it's dead in my city man actually dead sure clubs are open and such but the vibes are totally dead and there is often barely people if you were looking you could find something every night sure but that actually depends on your intrestsnobody is interested in every shitty quiz and concertso you either show up to a random place that is basically dead or you do something you dont want to
>>560270485weekend going out is just filled with agressive drunks more that cant handle their beer, really. you know the (((cool kids))) that feel like they have to feel like something and attack strangers because their only get mocked by the superior at work the rest of their life, so they gotta feel tough somewhereguess it depends where you life, a train ticket isnt that expensive though
Ban asians from playing league of legends
>lolbabs posteuring about who goes outside on an anime imageboard general for videogames
consider this:A Nami skin where she's a piss enthusiast and shoots pee bubbles and drowns her opponents in piss
my botlane died 32 times help what is going on
this is what a boosted account looks likehttps://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/yordle%20fondler-yordl
>>560271461Only if she gets a >Dare you enter my magical realm?voice line.
>>560271353The only reason I'm here is that I'm hopelessly addicted to this fuckawful game. I'm usually an /out/ poster.
abt to pull up to a club n get an std gl in vgs dorks
>>560271820/out/ doesn't go outside
results game 9
>>560271791buck broken
Why hasn't Braum been nerfed yet
>>560271932nu-out is assfaggot gear obsessives.
wow... supp is SOOO hard guys... 66% winrate to gm... forced to secondary supp... this is why i fucking hate all support players... iwin every single game with my eyes closed...
when i have a mouse its over for all of u my touchpad days r coming to an end
no one cares tranny
Alright, the stream seems to have worked fine, so I'll probably do it again tomorrow (or today, rather) if taebak hosts another vgs
>>560272396finally you stopped building zakzak on seraphine
>>560272396>72-74lol..
>>560272576that reminds me. i saw someone build Zaz'Zak's on soraka a while ago. am i the retard for thinking thats retarded?
>>560272948It's free damage, so if that's what you're going for then ig it works
>>560273046it doesnt do any damage nothing is free>>560272948it is retarded
my lolg a bitch ass nigga
>>560273046i think i saw a moonstone renewer next to it but I don't remember exactly.>>560273174thanks
how did NA vgs die where EU vgs thrive
my lolg is inching closer to complete mental breakdown and thats when i strike and make her my duo
>>560273482No one wants to host
>>560273483c-can't you motherfuckers just court someone the normal way??
can someone host na vgs like right now
>>560226562that nigga is literally hitler
im having mental breakdown on the dailytoday i missed my bus and had to wait for the next one so i repeatedly hit myself in the head until i broke my own nose in angerwho wanna strike and make me ur duo ;)i will send you a fake youtube link thats actually a ip tracker and kill you in real life if you feed in my game though so be warned! :D
>>560274271ign?
dork
>shes uses public transport
yeah bro im definitely adding a broke ass nigga with a crooked nose relying on public transport and ill make sure to click your epic youtube links too after posting that epic post
i feel sorry for americans because public transport in eu is actually comfy and i don't have to fear getting stabbed to death by a feral schizo nigger
>>560274271
lolg should make a pro team they have what it takes to challenge the best
mel started flaming her OWN TEAM in allchat and I don't vibe with that behavior so I started flaming her to give her a taste of her own medicine. not even hard flame just like 1 or 2 sentences and she lost her fucking mindI'm evil bwahahaha!anyways, we won
>>560275060no one asked fat tranny
dennis as the coach we just follow his calls
did you ever even love me? or was i just convenient?
>>560275147I want to rape you
Your posts make me so angry i just want to rip your head off and pop it in my hands like a grape xD
>>560275107would 100% do this
shorty tripping on some ish
just like that? you and i are done just like that?
>>560275381>>560275456my cock is throbbing when you post keep going you cock hungry whore
>>560275093that's ok I just like talking about league in the league threads
im not letting you go*injects you with muscle relaxing drugs and drags you into my basement*
shut up b!!tch men r talking
what is going on itt
>>560271791i gape this little pig on the daily but his jungler is always his gay lover so you know you arent allowed to lane against him alone when you are winning
vg vs vg NA vidya
>>560275885nice larp nigga i have little st james as my jg every game
>>560275060bad jelly.*spanks you*
>>560276009yeah and all he does is ride you micropenis instead of farming
>>560276009f u
>>560275923LOL
>>560276110good one schizo xdddi haven't lost lane in the last 20 games post ign rn
>>560274685>checks kidnapping and rape statistics
euw vg nigga will see his sololaners getting raped and gaped...and strongside his master adc main tranny boyfriend playing vs indonesian with 300 ping and 200 ping nabab on yuumi
>>560276226why would i even need to post it when you are already malding and confirming it's true?
>>560276143nothing personal epstein>>560276448i'm not malding i'm just curious who's the delusional nigga who thinks they're better than me
vgs up on NA +3
>>560276621funny asf
>>560276009you actually pay money to get boosted ahahah
>>560276535I am
>>560276056it is my god-given right to tilt the toxic. nay, it is my duty! surely you will not deny me right, for it would be a miscarriage of justice
>
pees on my lolg
dont start the fucking piss arc again
>>560277559>>560277559>>560277559
>>560278609??/
KATARINA LOSING LANE TO AN ASOLIF WE PUT AN EXTRA CASTER MINION IN YOUR LANE AND THAT WAS THE CHAMP YOUD FIND A WAY TO LOSESTOP BUFFING YONE KAT ETC FOR THESE FUCKING WORTHLESS SILVER PLAYERSGOD FUCKING DAMN
>>560278796you heard me
>>560263486if you have all their upgrades morgana, poppy, 2 guards, soldier, 2 rangers worked for me
