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Yone!
Can we keep this (op), seems a lot less offensive to my eyes than 900 lines of nothing worth mentioning
https://magma.com/d/ic7qIEWtEJJoin magma... now!
>>560415695you can't make me
Who cares man, afking when you're not having fun is the sane way to play this game
>>560415742*clubs you and drags you into the cave*
>>560415853*dies*
>>560415913
>>560415680No.We need the op to be cluttered with garbage its the only way.
>>560415968*runs away crying*
>>560415853lissandra would destroy that freak
some of u finna catch a fade
>Deadlock 5 minute queue time so farits over...
anyone normals draft euw? need ppl to fill out lobby
>>560416967sure
>>560417239we have 5 sory
>>560417253fk you
>>560417420my bad
>>560417253>>560417504That is okay... i will play by myself... like usual... sigh........ i am never picked first
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
Tristana!
>>560418563https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7EGMBS6nXI
>>560418563aaaaand, now i'm tempted to beat my dick to Tristana... best femyordle btw.must continue nofapping and eliminate my stupid coombrain.league of legends, buff Tristana
I was thinking something. Why no one posts sub ai slop Nami but Sona and the yordles get it?is it because we agree they are bottoms by default?Same with Soraka. She is always the rapist but not the raped.I kinda want to see me proven wrong and there is not collab between the Nami and Soraka posters to make yordles and Sona look bad
i told my friends about my internet league of legends activity and they got angry i used 4chan. why normies are still in the "the HACKER known as 4chan is scary" mode? they said i could get myself killed
>>560419159i think some nami and soraka ai gens were made sometime last year but not that much, those guys also dont really need to gen ai art for their champ since they post the same 5 images, nami is like janna teir, old classic support but lives in the background and isn't sexualised much, soraka only ever got in the picture because of her star guardian skin and then got a skin every year after that pretty much after riot realised she makes them money (same with why sivir makes semi yearly skins after her pizza one), back to the topic, soraka is mainly either egirl teir cute based on her star guardian persona or futaslop because of her hooves, both nami and soraka can also be considered less popular because they're like half human creatures but without things that appeal to people here or there (lillia deer puss, xayah ears, ahri tail, noone cares about hooves or non reptilian scales).
>>560419453dennis.
>>5604194534chan has a bad rep because of it's history with /b/ back then or /pol/ now, those who are aware of the internet communities and such kind of are ok with 4chan as being the place where memes are made or funny greentexts are posted but would not actively come or post here, its the same thing like league players telling arcane viewers to not play pc league because it's got a trash community and a bad rep and they just go oh ok and move on with their lives posting on twitter
>>560419159That would be hot...
>>560419159nonces r more dedicated to the craft
support lands 25% of her cc.mid uses cc on minions.jungler farms champs instead of camps (based).top gets gigafed but never rotates from top lane not even once.and this shrine maiden ties it all together for a win
>>560419750tree status: pruned
>>560419781factual and heterosexual
>>560419628thanks grok now give me a shortbread biscuit recipe
>>560419931- 180 g plain flour- 120 g unsalted butter chilled and cubed- 60 g caster sugar (plus extra 1 tablespoon for sprinkling)- ½ teaspoon salt optionalMix well and heat the oven to 190°C (374°F) or 170°C (338°F). Bake the shortbread biscuits for 15-20 minutes, or until pale golden brown. Allow the biscuits to cool for 10 minutes.
>>560419159sub =/= bottom btw
>>560419931
tristana powerbottoms btw
>>560420232nigga said btw like there's any doubt
>>560420461
>>560420529MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THEY CCD ME
theres a pissloh in videogame...
Orders are more like guidelines, really.
>>560420542momma will kiss the booboo and make it all better, okay sweetie?
>>560420461Why are people compare Smolder to Sivir recently, when Sivir is 10x more useful early game. You can also leave her without worrying about her dying. Meanwhile Smolder... I hate that useless champion so much it's unreal.
>>560420790I will not take the smolder abusemods ban him
>>560420845recently? they've always been boring afk damage carries. same shit, different flavor for handsless scaling gameplay
>>560419865>>560419781>>560419750does yunara shave?
>>560420790That ahri E before plant explosion cc chain was smooth
I think I would rather work than queue up for soloqTime for soloq
>>560420908Recently - as in it's the first time I've seen that comparison, because I'd never put it together myself... I enjoy playing with Sivir, Smolder not so much.
>>560421464
>bwipo starts yapping>neme be like im not talking to uits overhttps://youtu.be/yJGrwBeYNVk?t=7919
>your team says you got gappedhow do you respond without sounding mad?
nice bot
>>560421792yes i forgot the timestamp
that's it im going back to overwatch
>bwipo starts yapping>neme be like im not talking to uits over[YouTube] EMEA MASTERS DO OR DIE! WITCHCRAFT VS G2 NORD | BAUS & CAEDREL CHEERLEADER (embed)
>>560421997nooo~
that's it im going back to sissy bimbo simulator
>bwipo starts yapping>neme be like talk to da hand cuz the head aint listenin'EMEA MASTERS HARDSTYLE REMIX 2012 HD
>>560420529>>560420790>funny autowin stacking champ getting what they deserve
the anti smolder sentiment in this general is frankly sickening
your support is an autofilled top main playing janna and dying 11 times with 0 impact. be nice! also xhe will abandon you after 5 minutes to play around the toplaner while pointing out how bad you are because their adc got fed off him
1 more ascension on Necrobinder and then Defect and im done reaching ascension 10 on all characters and Slay The Spire 2 is finishedHmm i wonder what game i should play next to distract me from playing League of Legends
>>560422296manchild disney dragon
>>560420053Got one for real tiramisu? With coffeesyrup rather than water coffee?Im starving for a real tiramisu
>>560422421Play Pokemon ! >>560422296Smolder just isn't fun to play with, and is a frustrating champion to baby sit for 30 minutes. Though I'm one to talk since I play Senna, but she can also get Helia 9 minutes into the game and begin to snowball from there...
>>560422421Was it good? VTMB2 is kinda good, or maybe some charming hearts for the variety?
i can't believe how clueless league players have become. splitting while nexus is opened. how i am expected to reach silver 2 :(
>>560422421>Hmm i wonder what game i should play next to distract me from playing League of Legendshave u tried ultrakill? its pretty fun
>>560422421Hardspace: Shipbreaker, Rimworld, CDDA, Single player RPGs
>>560422421
>>560423158sissy
do you think viego would canonically do this to her
ggez vs pissers :P
>>560424137only if she had a penis like his wife that he loved so so so much yet never had any kids with
i am legit 10x ur peak btw :P
>>560423158dogshit devs
your shop doko
>there's a bunch of anime sissies ittMakes sense
>>560424137Do what? Lamb?
>>560425159ruin her and then... i guess watch mordekaiser? didnt think this image series would turn out that wayhttps://files.catbox.moe/yifud0.png
in a tahoe n i got it made
>>560425063Did you expect something diffrent on a anime website+anime game?Next thing ur gonna tell me is theres a lot of lgbt people on lolg
>>560425373I'm gonna rape you
>>560425310stfu
>>560425430With what?Your little 1 incher?That tiny thing couldnt even get past my buttcheeks.
>>560425648t.
>>560425648please step on me with your hoof lillia sama
Man with Hank Hill ass just said>That tiny thing couldnt even get past my buttcheeksITT.
Briar won
>>560420461such a fat fucking chud
>>560425914the getting raped by warwick/rengar/nasus/volibear competition
XDD our draven has the victorious skin, fucking eff eff
>>560426143
Stop talking about rape.
>>560426708cute fucking chud
league players are so fucking retarded they think the best play is ALWAYS to drop your own farm and tempo to fix their int play
>>560426906ptsd from getting spam pinged and called a retarded nigger when they don't follow
>>560426906I just call them nigger and mute
>>560427038based.
is there any cute girl champ that hasn't been claimed by trannies yet?
>>560427420Taliyah
>>560427420tons actually
>>560427420mordekaiser
>>560427420Reksai
I just cummed on a niggalow in niggalow elo
>>560427734disappointed it wasnt me, anon
>>560427420a lot actuallyI assume if someone doesnt show up here for a year+ the girl champ is free again
>high on life 2 and doom dark ages got uploaded finally>next month utawarerumonoso much good games
/lolg/ on an airplanes wifi n u r mad asf
T W O (2) M I L L I O N !
>>560429641>sennapfffffffaaa get a life
You wouldn't a fish.
>>560429885No, but I would rape you
>>560430196STOP>>560426717
>>560430617Stop what? I haven't done anythingyet
>>560430617I'm gonna beat off to Nami in tribute of you
>grind new account>get one of the soraka skin i never triedyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
>>560431347I'm gonna rape you #rape
This dude who peaked Emerald got to Master on a new account (given by riot) with a negative winrate
>>560431764>(given by riot)Every account Riot gives has the peak ELO free pass.
>>560431764Also LP this season has been so incredibly inflated
>>560431910That is my point. I feel like climbing this season is useless, doesn't mean anything, Dennis is Silver 2 and in reality is an Iron 4 playerWhat even is the point of playing?
oh hell nah the wifi sucks y did i q up dog
>>560431993>Dennis is Silver 2source?
>>560431910I noticed the complete opposite, even less gains than last season.
>>560431993It's like when the roman empire started debasing it's currency, lowering the required amount of silver in each coin so they could print more money to keep their economy afloat. RIOT prints LP to keep the illusion people are climbing>>560432241currently now or the whole season you've noticed this? I said has because I've heard they're correcting the LP slowly now, so some people are just getting decimating LP losses
>>560431910People say this every season, and every year. There is nothing new under the sun. People that get "inflated" often drop back down to their proper rank anyways, so what's the issue ? >>560431993>What even is the point of playing?4fun ofc, as it's always been !
>>560432234It was in his stream title the other day, guess he could've lied>>560432656>4funThis game is only fun with friends
>>560432908>It was in his stream title the other day, guess he could've liedhe did
>>560433024lmao
>>560431993If people being in highter ranks than they belong means ranked is useless then ranked was useless in every season.This isnt a exclusive phenomenon to this season.There have been people who are gold,plat,diamont,master etc. despite being worse than the average iron player since the ranked mode came out.
>>560433024I wouldn't mind if Dennis was just bad, but the fact that he is both terrible AND thinks he knows more about the game than others is insane
>>560432407>currently now or the whole season you've noticed this?Beginning of the season, before the LP correction from Riot. Once the LPs normalized from the +30/-15 you have at the start, I was getting +20/-20; anons told me that is normal in Emerald and above, but I was in like Platinum 3 at around 150 games. I wasn't seeing +20/-20 last season, it has always been +25/-25 for me when the gains were even (and of course would go +23/-27 if I was in lose streak).
/lolg/, I am ONE (1 (I (u n o))) win away from D4. How do I ensure absolute victory???>inb4 don't play weekendsI went 6-3 yesterday.
DO NOT LET ME DIE
>>560421778why would I respond. that takes focus away from the game. I simply mute and continue to play instead of engaging with coping shitters who are too bad + too egotistic to have an actual productive conversation with, especially in the middle of a LIVE GAME where you need to track dozens of variables
>go into brawl>i have 2 silver peakers jungling while the enemy is farming the rest of us in base and we are down 120 hp again
>play 4fun gamemode>its actually more miserable than soloq
>>560431764MAKES SENSE. YOU CAN GET TO EMERALD WITH 0 (ZERO) PERCENT WINRATE AFTER ALL. IMAGINE IF YOU ACTUALLY WON A COUPLE GAMES LOL!
>>560432157Train and airplane wi-fi always sucks dick. Just dont its not worth it. Keep shitposting or watch netflix or something
>>560433227he does know more about the game than you
piss in a styrofoam cup
>>560426430no i won that actually
I need you guys to fucking listen when I call. Shut the fuck up you worthless pieces of shits. Listen and get carried. Ok? Ok.
generational aura loss...
GUYS LISTEN! I SAID LISTEN! FUCKING LISTEN WHEN I AM SPEAKING! SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! LET ME CALL AND CARRY
>>560436543>t. 1/15 10k dmg done caitlyn
but bro if akali takes kills
>>560436763Even doe if you saw me play that last game you'd beg to live under my desk so you could sniff my nutsack 24/7
genuinely what the fuck is wrong with these niggers?they could be playing the game but instead they are using 2 SUMMONERS ON A RED BUFF IN A 4FUN OPTIONAL GAME MODE AND STILL GET EXECUTEDJUST PLAY THE GAME NIGGER?
THE toplane nigger matchup.
funniest shit ever is when a not so good player starts making calls or complaining
how to fix leaguethe person thats the most ahead in the game decides if the ff vote passes or notlow elo niggas and shitters have no say in when the game ends
mayhem is such a salt mine holy shitwhy didnt u guys tell me before
How the fuck do i get orange essence and keys in this game????
>>560437684battle passor just become a paypiggy
>>560437684>orange essencedisenchant skins, emotes or icons. aka afk watch msi and worlds for emote drops and disenchant them all>keysdont matter anymore, chests dont need keys to be opened anymore
>>560437684go back in time 5 years and farm twitch prime orbsi had thousands of rp and orange thanks to that shit
Average playmaking in Gold
>>560437830No, i don't think i will>>560437856Skins give very little essence, the ones that suck give like 100.>>560437902I know, i remember i got it once or twice, it was a crazy deal
>>560438203The closer you are to your enemy the more damage you deal
>>560438315>Skins give very little essence, the ones that suck give like 100.yeah, it's pretty bad, i personally never disenchant and just reroll. just listing all of the sources.
>>560436543Sorry sweetie, I've muted myself and the rest of the team because I died level 2
dryhumping a hardstuck plat account into diamond playing solo is harder than getting into challenger
Why do champs nowadays just get random beneficial stat passives on their ultimate?
>>560438604getting from platinum to diamond is not hard unless youre not good
we need a lolg meetup so i can spike the drinks and then castrate you all while youre knocked out by the drugs
I play support and I never roam
>>560438604not a single lolg but pompom has climbed out of emerald and diamond without playing duo btw even seratranny was stuck emerald without his duo boosters
>>560417717I will rape thisI WILL RAPE THIS
>>560438785thats factually incorrect, plenty of anons climbed to diamond and even higher from emerald solo
all of you are duo abusers lmaoooo or even worse mage bot players loool
i soft int for fun
>>560438785Extremely retardedly untrue
>>560438785unironically true
na shen (ridder?)euw draveneuw cassioeune vayne (firestorm or something)
>>560438957I used to do the same just so I can hit rock bottom during my depressive episodes. Now I don't get much out of it so I either try hard or play Mayhem
>got the coof>not in the mood for lolguess i go to bed and watch some anime on netflix or maybe continue shameless>go to the outside world>pay the pricethats what it boils down to i guess, but first gltta make some fresh green tea
>>560438604what does dryhumping mean in this context
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one time I was dating this girl and she made me fuck her while she was supporting some random dude the goal was to fuck until the game was done while she played yuumi i lasted 4 minutes
gg i got autofilled after 3 microseconds of queue i hate this piece of shit game this is what you get rewarded with when you are a positive force in the game and it also only happens if you are me this is just how it is in life you behave well and you get piggied on gg good luck to me in my next life bye everyone i have just about had it
anytime I try to pick Mel, there is a champ select dodge
>>560438746based 2 turrets in 20 minutes lane carry chad
>>560438604>>560438785harry solo climbed gold to diamond by sonamaxxing . they had good win rate too
>theyuhm so they played duo chud they is 2 or more people
Vibes in the botlane? Not good ...
>>560440436idk their gender thats why i said they
>>560440704ur have a big map
35 g of creatine kill everyone
>>560440704how is someone upset they picked morgana. id understand it if they were mad their support picked bard or something but how is morgana literally ever useless. even if she misses every q the spellshield alone is really nice to have
erm vgs tonight?
>>560441112>id understand it if they were mad their support picked bardwtf whybard is so good. he and pyke probably have the best roams in the game. his Es have crazy angles and his Rs are game changing. plus he does a lot of dmg/cc with Q+auto
>>560440704why didnt you dodge full ap
>>560441051i just took mine
>>560441206i agree on all those points but my answer is simple, high skill ceiling but very low skill floor too. or whateverbard can be very useful and even game changing like you said but he can also be extremely worthless if the person in question playing bard cant land a single q or ult or do anything and most of my encounters with bards have been like this
>>560441214frots w u
>>560441018ye I main Draven so I never look at the map but if I make it big enough maybe I'll look? >>560441212Because I am autofilled and I wanted to try Jarvan
im 32 and the hardstep and shrooms while draven gaming dont hit right anymore im so bald and skinny its not even funny
>>560441394why would you do that?
last thread was too eu k
>>560441347>tfw play bard>tfw get ahead every game>tfw team usually can't figure out how to play around himand so i stick to enchanters. maybe i can bring him back in higher elo
>>560441438dada?
>>560441438This post made me belly laugh, thanks man
ur main lolg my side lolg
i'm gonna change the name on my altsuggest something cute
>>560441531>tfw team usually can't figure out how to play around himthats a big factor too. i often see enemy adc players just take the W shrines as soon as he puts them up without even letting them charge for the full heal. this, renata W and some other abilities as well are pretty funny in the sense of just how many people there are out there who don't know how they work. more prevalent than you'd think
>>560441691dadas cocksleeve#cnc
>>560419453this site is a literal epstein fed farm with a bunch of actual gay retards trying to make it a safe space he's right to call you out
>>560441691little nami#quean
>>560438785pompom is an extreme duo abuser thoughbeit
>>560439407i thought i was super retarded for doing but i am happy i am not alonewhen you feel like you are going down ,it's better to hit bottom fast so you can get up quickersoft inting and self degradation works wonders
i need my junglers to wake up and realize that an immobile mage at my tower without flash is a free kill its like the instant they realize that and start ganking the immobile bags of gold that push up all the way to the base we win its like why cant they figure that out??
>>560439838MAKES SENSE. MEL IS LE OW PEE CHUMP AFTER ALL
>>560441691mii and yuu
>>560442531Works on my machine
FAT LP NUKE INBOUND!!!!!!!!!
I have been playing ranked for the last 8 days non stop I have not showered I ate like shit I can literally smell my cock fully clothed and I'm still fucking emerald 3
reminder that Nami is soft
*Tel Aviv impressed*Also why isn't there autofilled parity? Enemy jgl was a Lilia onetrick.Also why was she so fucking shit?
>>560443173I unironically would love to do this. Or at least have the option to consider it, but my life is stupid and chud and my free time is not in my own hands
unironically how do you respond
>>560443236idk what's up with the autofill parity system. I get both fills and supposed toplaners but they are all fucking dogshit either in lane or in the second half of the game. completely useless
>>560443432Feeling depressed
>>560443432"your best"
>>560443432Like winning
>>560443254Your time is only your own and you already dedicate it to league of legends
needa bulk up b like alistar
euw vgs in 15 minutes sorry I was sleeping>>560441183
Imagine you cum and Poppy says>Is it in yet? I cant feel anything. Hurry up and fuck me already i have other heroes to serve.
>>560444558>dick so small it can't satisfy a yordleit's over
>>560444558What the fuck compelled you to make a post like thisWhat the fuck is going on in your brain that this is what's in it at any random time
>you're the only constantThis is the first time in more than a decade of playing League I'm having a hard time not buying into some conspiracy shit about rigged matchmaking.
>>560444757you can improve your win% by not buying retarded shitaside from that no idea what happened in those games
In 7 minutes a bunch of gay retards will queue up for 7 straight hours of custom games to sweat for vg lp even though they all hate each other and don’t have fun
>>560444757so did you learn anything playing those games?
>join vg>everyone later on accuses you of random bs for dramanah thanks blud i'm fine without that noise
>>560444846Yeah I guess I should drop Heartsteel Senna. Still, it's insane how rigged these games feel, and I'm usually very good at taking responsibility for my losses.
>>560444757unlucky!
>>560444757what the FUCK are you building nigga
>>560444957>>560445071adorable... you can tell through the seething how much they'd want to take part in those games
I start leaking when my adaddy call me a good girl
>>560445207good girl
EUWVGS ARE ON!!!!!!lobby name: vg vs vg password: euwvgsHow do I join? Click Play -> Join Customs -> put in "vg vs vg" -> click on the lobby, you might need to refresh like 20 times for it to show -> put in the password -> ??? -> :)))>>560444957>>560445071>>560445153only people that are complaining are those not playing or so I've noticed
>>560445153Wanting to take part in vgs but being afraid of drama is the same as wanting to take it up the ass but being afraid of STDs.We should start calling those people prison vgers.
>>560445386I’ve played 20+ vgs games, that’s why I know they are dogshit for losers
>>560445386https://www.twitch.tv/yawwwwwwwn
>14 people join instantlymaybe we should do 2 lobbiesi feel like we could fill another lobby with all the extra people
>>560445615Nigga nobody gives a fuck take it to discord
Why are Lee Sin players such useless niggers nowadays
>actually, take my spot>im going to jerk off to yordles
>>560437080baitnuke>>560437372shut up>>560431993>>560432234broskis do YOU EVEN READ my stream title? i said "reaching silver 2" as in TRYING to reach, i ddin't say i reached it. i NEVER LIED unless when i was delulu from the meds but now i am fine. Do i have to explain you this or you are more ESL than me?
vg vs vgVIDYA+2
>>560445850AAHAHHAAHHAAHHHAAHAH
>>560445760There are 19 total players each session or course you could
Enemy bot went Nautilus and Samira, what will our support pick? HMMMMM? Let's wait and see!
>>560444757The only useful Senna build is the full healing/shielding build. Echoes of Helia first item or play another champion
>>560445386>only people that are complaining are those not playingthink about why that might be
>>560445821Nigga if you are Bronze 4 you cannot have >reaching Silver 2 in your titleIt's the same as me being Gold and putting >road to DiamondSure, technically it might be true, but it will be a looooooooooooooooooooooooong road
Soraka my cute wife! >>560443198We need that soft fish right now!
Anyways I got banned cus disconnection for 3 days so i am going to eune where i am still iron.>>560436543truthnuke>>560433024>>560433142>>560433227>>560433227i wonder how to make this post now look spammy>>560432234>>560432908i guess i have to put more effort into the formatting. silly me>>560443432i would insanely marry>>560444558she would NOT SAY this. It's only one or no one. I don't tolerate this slander>>560444657he is trying to bait for some roleplay but when it's so out of character it makes my blood boil
NASCAR 500 HUNNIES CREATINE BANG ENERGY 92FS BERETTA LONDON KNIGHTSBRIDGE
I can’t climb out of gold 2 no matter what it’s my prison
bets game 1 >>560445994dunno
>>560446225>hweijak mel apcloltop team
left ear poppy losing his mindright ear hweijak being a retard
the existence of k'sante genuinely makes me racisti don't accept lolg complaining about any champion existing except k'sante
>>560446607Both are equally shut but Poppy has an ego
>>560445997ok ok sorry for trying this sloptuber strat. will try better next time. It's just so upsetting when people just solflurk and never say anything
>>560446121what for?
>>560446661Mel exists.
I will show his play
>>560441691headpat me#needy
>>560446876Somewhere to relax.
does league of legends have a patent rigged match making system!?!?
>>560447373Actually I won'tThat's my teammate, why would I go behind his back and try to make others laugh off of his play? I won't show his play.
>>560447735yeah its called forced 50
>>560447735indeed
done jerking it to yordlesend the game already
>>560447938which yordle did you finish to?
would adding this back into the game break the game balance?
>>560447721this can be arranged
>>560448052ur momma
did u know u can pause league of legends games
>>560447735You can find it online unironically.
results game 1 :(
>>560448475vanguard kicked him out of the game for 3rd party programs rip
>>560448475awseemed pretty close though. unlucky dc
>>560448475>Buy anti heal>Winwho could have predicted that...
I'm just gonna spam games till I get stuck and then I'll review my games.
>>560448917Dennis can you stream yourself doing an algebra 1 test? I'm genuinely curious what the results would be
>>560449026let me review them
the amount paki names in euw lately is disturbing
>>560447735YEP THERE'S EVEN A WEBSITE FOR THAT. IT'S CALLED YOURETHEONLYCONSTANT.COM
>>560449079Sure, IGN?
bets game 2
>>560449147chad virgin#euw
k bump down this city beo9kg tobme
who's the most cunty champion in league of legends
>>560449817lb
>>560448475im so sorry......... i just had a complete isp outage. it wasnt vanguard this time. i wont join anymore tho. sorry again
>>560449227gonna go with the first strike ezreal support. lol. seems fun
I can fix her
>>560449924it's okay pal, life happensyou vill be placed in euw vgs low priority list and your next team will be dennis (real one) adc, huntress support and crossbow jungle though
>so many chapters addeddoes that mean this mini games is to stay?
>>560450598It's progressing to the next season as well but I think they'll be starting from scratch. This is the history and then S2 will be the present/some void corruption thing as the theme to build up Locke's launch.
>>560450481>crossbow junglecould've been worse
>>560450598god I hope not
>playing jungler>2 games in a row we desperately need tanks>pick Zac and Shen>BOTH 45 MINUTES GAMES>absolutely diff the enemy junglers>ahead in objectives, ganks and kill partecipation>lose both times because our boy lane is boosted by 1000 elo minimumI play tanks so well but I genuinely despise using them because every single soloq game with them drains my fucking soul
>>560450830All lanes are boy lanes in league since most of the time the person laning there will be a boy
>>560450598they didnt add shit
>>560450739>This is the historytianna specifically says that lux is now in present history after zeffira fell though
Is Aurora any good? I don't see her played very often.
>>560451189oopsI haven't been reading it :s
>>560451229wthelly, a cute fun bun
>>560451229Very good and VERY busty.
>>560450317
niggas ghosting in vgs absolutely fucking embarrassing
>>560451663What does that mean?
>>560450769that's my worst role and I barely stay afloat in my best lane soo...=]
>>560451557last one, srry
>>560451735Ebonics-derived meme salad
>>560451870You are balding and your breath stinks
>>560451863>>560451557new nublanc skin looking good
Whenever someone throws a tantrum in league I make sure to remind them of their IRL depression and the inevitable end they'll be facing
>>560450598Do you even get anything for finishing this?
>>560452047Imaginary adversarial coping mechanism
>>560452078aids
>>560451863Damn, I hadn't noticed, but she's got some fucking cannons.
results game 2 new lobby up
muscle mommy brown :|muscle mommy dragon :O
>>560451863yep shyvana will be the new futa QUEEN
>>560452172already have that
>>560452346>muscle mommyReddit safe horny fetish.
>>560452332solar can you change the rigging machine to never put you on jungle again
>>560452332Hweijak outperforming poopy despite that nigga having a 2 hour long tantrum about how he was the best player in vgs yesterday
>>560452517He does great dishonor to Poppy
>>560452078There's a banner reward for this second part I believe
just nutted inside my lolg gf and she started playing some tft
playing tft rn
>>560452405safe horny is a reddit term
the "gf"
>>560441206bard gameplay is literally try not to be useless challenge (difficulty: nightmare)
>>560453065its a pedo term nigga what r u on
angel fangs in 26 or no
There is nothing wrong with being a minor attracted person
bets game 3
Hey, lolgMy therapist told me I should never come here again because you're all extremely nefarious and have contributed to make my life even more miserable than it already is.You're not my friends and never were. Realistically, you're extremely bad people preying on weakened individuals such as myself and doing everything you can to have us either take estrogen, feel bad about ourselves, or worse... like hurting ourselves or even taking our own lives.I sincerely don't understand how human beings can wish so many bad things to one another, you don't even know anyone here personally but sometimes it feels like if some of you could murder me and get away with it, you would do it 100% and it's a frightening realisation.I hope you find peace, good bye.
>>560453379rooting for annie top!
>>560453765nigga i only told you to stop playing faggot champs like senna
>>560453379bottom team's comp is minty
which lolgs have been made to take estrogen by other lolgs
>>560454356half of lolgs currently in euwvgs cause taebak makes them
>>560453765Good bye, fair reasoning even. Although the post reads like written from an AI.
>only 360 posts in 11 hours on a sundayholy...
>>560454741>nufags acting like thats slow
Yes, yes, very normal game
>>560455420wow that gold diff mod is cool
we are meant to be together forever why are you playing with other people
>>560455947im getting duoq boosted sry maybe later
results game 3
>>560456443all of the games have seemed pretty close so far, good job on the balancing!
>>560456443the real results
>>560456597>perma splitting in vgsholy tryhard
>>560456593>>560456597unplayable by design
>>560456597Wow wp you got lastpick and picked a tank into a comp that couldnt kill tanks much skillYou are still gold for life though you disgusting reject
>>560456678>>560456693>>560456710its fun, somebody whined so I picked something that doesn't focus on killing enemy and still got hate...
>mundo, smolder, briar not permabanned every gamevg sisters let's ban fondlers kindred instead
bwahahaha yordle fucker still tryharding and crying about fucking casual gamemodes lmao
dude begs for last pick vs russian dennis and dares to say someone is tryharding
>>560456868he picks soraka and senna mid lmfao if he's gonna cry he can atleast pick a champ for once better at 1v9ing
>>560456868i'm trying hard to get into your mom's bed lil nigga
>>560456805You last pick a tank and permanently splitpush all game and have fucking have the gall to bm in chat you fat faggot
noic melty think im finna fullmute all this game
>NA hours
bets game 4
any euw norms?
keep in mind mr bak is begging these people to join every day even though they shit up the games for everyone else
>>560457167the tryhard team will win again
>>560457167>nasus & kalista>tehron smolder & namiOnly the indian food can mess this up for the bot team
>>560457167>spellbook tf>phase rush adc nasus>kalista supportsure, top team just for fun lol, do think bot team will win however
>>560457358>>560457419>>560457535actual balancing suggested by the algorithm, yordle didnt want to go adc and thats fine but game might get be unbalanced now, oh well we'll see how it goes.
what rank do I need to impress a low plat pussy
>>560455557Its more flavor or just an "oh thats interesting" feature. At most, I'll use it as a cope if I see a gold lead while losing the game, allowing me to gaslight myself into thinking its winnable
>>560458089gweb
>>560457756>ranks>impressingyou are 11 years too late
Uninstalled today because I was frustrated by the absence of WASD in ranked, as I finally wanted to learn the game properly as well after spamming Brawl for a week… Now I’m thinking about re-installing. Maybe I should spam draft games anyway.It’s kind of frustrating because I’m confident that ranked would’ve been a better learning environment. People trying hard, my MMR calibrating to my skill level, and having people around that as well was the ideal.
wtf does EOMM mean?
d4 mmr all games solo
>>560458381wrong pic
I think Nunu's snowball is the best designed ability in the game
results game 4
>>560458305engagement optimised matchmaking
>>560458652I think first time in months I got actually tilted in vgs, nice one, made me feel smth
>>560458652close games guys
>>560458716now pick smolder in soloq
>>560458704thanks, and what does THAT mean exactly?
>>560458652Good.
>>560458652where did everyone go.
>my highest winrate is with a meme pickI can't decide whether to focus on playing that even better or focusing on learning actual meta picks.
>>560458652>>560457419yeah good seeing tehron and deciding to lock in those two in botwhat's the point if you're just gonna ff
>>560458714>>560458716>>560458838>>560458849>>560458873>>560457623
>>560458823a system designed to maximize player retention and playtime by manipulating matchmaking, rather than solely ensuring fair, skill-based matches (SBMM). It analyzes player data—such as recent wins/losses, skill levels, and behavioural trends—to curate matches that prevent rage-quitting and encourage continued play.
>>560458873I just pick smolder if hes open because hes cute and I like his kit
juroqo be like>please please please dont ban briar so i can farm low elo noobs and get turbo-fed>pleeeeeeeease dont make me play an actually skilled champ
>>560458914bro thinks i'm playing adc
>>560458305A data-driven system used in online gaming to maximize player retention and playtime, rather than prioritizing strictly skill-balanced matches. By analyzing behavior in wins, losses, and frustration levels EOMM manipulates match outcomes to keep players engaged for as long as possible.
>>560458951what a faggot
>>560458914i know what the algorithm says but u can't balance around tehron on his main role
>>560459034blow it out your ass nigger
>>560458873I didnt ff this onealso its my sincere opinion that botlane would be easily playable if we didnt force fucking fights every 2 minutes because we all have black mold growing in our brains
god you guys are such goofballs
>>560444757it is blatantly rigged, in a meta where it is impossible for one person to have enough pressure to win the game. they dont put you in higher ranked lobbies, they give you fucked up teams to force you to lose. here is matchmaking in real time rubberbanding, 2 absolutely impossible games into "oh shit too hard dial it back"
full on meltie in the vg chats rn critical clitty leak from you know who
sick of seeing this little fucker in my bot lane>hey everyone who's ready for us to lose before 30 minutes because I do nothing until I get full build and a million stackswow thanks bro youre not fucking the team at all by doing that
>>560459018i say these
ggs these were all me
>>560459018>>560459443really niggabriar ban 5 games in a row let me play my champion
>>560459292Do you say the same about Aurelion Sol, bitch?
>>560459610no you faggot stop camping me every game
>>560450598Nah, you're just behind. Chapter 4 was available 2 patches before the end of last Act. 5 and 6 came with the new Act (the past patch). 7 & 8 will be the end of it and come out the patch after the next one.>>560452078>>560452861There's an orb for getting through Chapter 4. The other chapter rewards are all Emotes and Icons. There is a special Banner different from the Battle Pass one that you can get for free in the meta game, but it requires a lot of grinding as it's given for "Completing all the Research (not counting the Battle Pass bonus Research)".
bets game 5
>>560459864>euwvgs but all the eu players left
>>560459864majin follows the spreadsheet
vg vs vgVIDYA+3
I'll be home in about 3 hours, navgs tonight?
>>560459659when the asol isnt getting fed early,yesan asol or a smolder isnt doing shit for your team when youre losing t3 towers at 20 minutes
It's the final humiliation of the NAtards. Their players but 100 ms debuff
>>560459197>>560444757niggas be struggling in GOLD LMAO
>its another cutelow who picks senna and wonder why they're losing
>>560461116but I win every game on senna?
>>560457623how is he rated more than 10
>>560461110the game is just shit, its all over your op.gg to if you played the game, but you just act like a nigger for attention as a gimmick, you are basically as bad as a waifu ritual poster
Still not playing because of Vanguard lol
(You)
>>560461486can you type this again but in english this time?
>>560461267
>>560461470the extra bonus comes from the fact that he's master tier player so its an added bonus ontop. his actual ranking is more like an 8.8 / 8.9
>>560444757I'm a senna from israel and this is my build
>>560461937Powerful. And brave.
any midlane mains here? havent played league in over a year and i jumped in to unlock the ranked season reward braum skin...Whats up with this tiktok infused meta? all i do is push wave, recall and go homeguard gank botlane every time my ahri ult is up and it always results in 1 or 2 kills.Then i recall and go back to lane maybe losing half a wave.This shit is retarded. Im just auto piloting.
wow i am glad we made it really aids and stacked taebaks team
is anyone streaming vgs? if so can you send twitch link?
>>560462056mid lane has sucked for years, the same half dozen champs retard pushing with teleport praying they got the not autofilled jungle.
>>560462831https://www.twitch.tv/yawwwwwwwn
results game 5
>>560462831>>560445615
>>560462056It sucks, dude. They need to either nerf the new homeguards or nerf empowered recall. It's way too easy to shove lane over and over and recall.
Every single faggot in this image + bellamy needs to fucking kill themselves in a failed autoerotic asphyxiation attempt and be found naked with their hand on their 3 inch micropenis and a belt around their neck by their 60 year old mother whom the still live with
>>560463046Calm down abuserbannist.
>>560463046so true sis
>>560463046buck broken
>>560463046calm down
>>560463046u trollpick every single time look in a mirror you faggot
>>560463046>mutedKEEEEEEEK
>plan 2 hour nap>accidentally pass out for almost 6 hours>miss everythingWell at least vgs did happen today, maybe soon they'll be hosted every day
>>560463046TRUE
>>560463046harsh but fair
Getting mad in /vg/'s is the most retarded shit imaginable. If you say anything, its gonna get dragged into the thread and paraded around. Just keep quiet.
abuserbannist is so raped
chat what do i pick on support next vg game
>surrender vote failed>surrender vote failed>surrender vote failed>surrender vote failed
based
>>560463519>If you say anything, its gonna get dragged into the thread and paraded aroundthats literally the whole point of vgs, it just stopped being accepted around 2019 when the trannies became majority
>>560463543Anivia!
>>560463543youre not good so about time you picked standard
>>560463046apocalyptic truth nuke
>>560463046
>>560463636idk man, the art of treading the fine line between sick bantz and flaming has been lost.
>>560463046What did they mean by this
vgs are for funfun for transbuck team that is
>>560463949play better
bets game 6>>560463949this person has never played vgs or they would have messaged me about itim 46% winrate by teh way
cant wait for voice chat coming to league, so i can hear all you beautiful people voices.
>>560464072god I love giantess women
>>560464137SEXOOOOO
retard xilxe holding lobby hostage in loading screen
ngl these last few vgs were a shitshow
>>560464150You already can if you play norms with the boys
trannymia
>na joins>its badwow
Can this nigger please get a real pc?
>>560463046TRVKE
>>560464401its not a pc issue dumbass, its vanguard error
>>560464590Yeah it's totally a vanguard error when you use a thinkpad from 2008
>>560415074Taliyah is proud of me.
>>560464137post more post more post more donate to his patreon anything post more
>>560464802>>560464216A man shouldn't want to feel small.t. Mordekaiser player
just changed the system to address the elephant in the room (yordle fondler maining support now)game 6 actual rebalanced teams
>>560464879that's not what it's about
>get team with a guy with the gacha viego skin>tell him I'm not going to help him because gachafags are scum>he tells me to kill myself>report him and he gets chat banned
>>560465032how is majin 9.7 with one game played?
>yordle fondler buckbroken by mini dennis so hard he became a support mainkek
>>560465292mvp in both games he played.... and its not looking like hes stopping
>>560463046incredibly powerful by bellamy to be called out like that
>>560465292he statpadded by permanently invading ornns jungle with prio mid and top and bot
>>560465292cause hes the GOAT PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME
>>560463046who does this post have 100 replies and why are half of them a samefag replying true?
>>560459292>it's your fault that Riot nerfed your champion
>>560464137WOW
>>560465601cuz it was made by the most insecure pedophile in this thread and that is saying something
>>560465292>>560465489>>560465460>>560465419not the real majin
hey like when did you start playing this bad?? like you keep losing all your games with terrible kda lmaoo like you ok buddy
>>560465292>why is the goat so highly ratedgee
buncha fucking fanboys
What does it mean when I get a friend request and the username doesn't have any results in any region on opgg
Why don't NA play on their own servers instead of bringing drama
>>560466593bio female
>>560466593it's a bot trying to bait you into clicking on a nefarious link
>>560466626why doesnt china play on their own servers instead of fucking up NA
>>560449050ok. quick question. what is algebra 1?>>560465303i am proud of my son but why he has to be racist chud?
>enemy bot lane stays far behind and doesn't interact at all>my botlaner doesn't push the lane fast enough or doesn't hold the minions>minions always stay right in front of enemy tower and never crashes>enemy bot just wait for their jungler to come for the all-inRinse and repeat every game. And it works
>>560466729they are international students or play on na with their friends who are students
when is riot fixing the ticket support? 3 days and Jesus has to risen yet...
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>>560467192Consider that they probably don't work on saturdays and sundays.Crazy, I know.
>>560467573wow. this ai balancing thing is really good
>>560467639people were also trolling this game
ggs euro friends 8)
>>560467639>>560467676REEE ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS THIS THAT OR THE OTHER THING I AM FLAWLESS
>>560467614i literally send one week ago. WHY THEY HAVEN'T CHECKED
Your Sloppa, sir.
>>560467880thanks for playing old man
>>560467676name them, we need to start banning trolls from vgs, this is unacceptable
>>560467880we love you majin =]
>>560467917medsi wasnt even in the game
god I want to take an axe to xilxe's head and splatter his brains all over the floor
>>560467973
kill yourself lyra
Meeeow
>briar ban 7 times in a row
ok now we need huntress in here
i cant believe i dropped to g2 i guess its time to play smth else for a bit
bets game 7>>5604675732 master players on team 1 by the way so dont give me shit about balncing
All in on the karmapicker
who the fuck is fent golem
400 games in 49% winrate gold 3 Katarina OTP
>>560468858its me on alt
>>56046880410 disgusting players 1 lobby
>>560468192Why would you say such a thing? What did I do?
>>560469384you ruined my life
>>560469384can you start hosting na vgs
how the fuck have riot allowed dr mundo to be this broken for this longthe champion literally just walks you down and whacks you while having 10000 life and 600 AD because he converts life into damage while ignoring tower shots and also shrugging off your entire team's damagejust an absolutely retarded champ
why i am in the shadow realm...what is algebra 1?
Ouuuh I love spoons so much
>>560465292its 4 games the ai thing or whatever seems fun it should probably prio not putting large skill gaps against each other if possible give gaybak a break 8) its cool when people try to do things!!!
>>560469384you sniff ball musk
>>560469982if we ignore anti heal, this is a result of the anti collector meta. mundo can constantly escape with 1 hp and not be afraid to pop ult at last second. for years people bashed on the item when the execute was just as the name suggests very very adorable. another note to add is people sleep on slow effects like sherylda which is something that counters mundo since he can't block slows
uhm bros the game right now is actually balanced? maybe AI balancing does work??
>>560470383AI fixes everything, even your crumbling relationship with your lolg
oil discovered in middle botlane brush
>>560470273collector has always been an anti tank item
>cuckjin runs to EUW vgs to stomp third worlders playing on dell because NA vgs is too hard for himSounds bout right. Si17 frightens you
>>560470081no i dont like new things or when things change
>>560470574he'll be properly balanced next time
>hop on euwvgs bro its so fun and chill
>>560470081stomping vgs with ad chanps is so epic
>>560470574nah nigga nobody is afraid of s17
>come back to League after years of not touching it>pick champions that are safe in lane to avoid getting in the way (Morgana, Oriana, Anivia) to support whatever lanes get ahead>every game, every lane and the Jungler all loseI need to be carried a little bit here, Riot, come on
>>560471187yeah man for sure
>>560471187kinda based of riot to detect a passenger princess and deny her lp
>>560470912doubters real quiet now
i just got a taric bot in my match. i thought they were gone
>i'm scared of a Seraphine playerNA fags really think like this lmao
>>560471014cope si17 is the na vg's greatest soldier
How do OTPs do it? Playing the same champion for 1000s of games sounds fucking miserable
>lolgs invite me to play last night>can't because I'm on leaver timer from my pc turning off mid-gamenext time for sure!
>>560471471Si17 would quite literally kill euw vgs if she played by stomping troons like huntress
>>560470517i dont disagree but i just baited you into replying to me. i won. will continue until our date turns into sincere conversation like the good old times when i was cuter
True vg vets and oldfags know how terrifying Si17 is
>>560470151Okay? All girls do that?
>>560471693what are you saying
>>560469841you seem pretty fine to me
>>560471968stop filtering and neglecting me. it won't hurt you. i promise
>>560471524Beats me, I get bored after playing one champ for like 20 games within a week
>>560472214I'm on the verge of tears
Top meta?More like support meta, whole team of inting dogs and we still play the tune that brings us to the W
AI doubters in shambles right now, it just works and if it doesn't then the system wasn't fixed yet.
>>560472365good job 'arry
What is it about Sona that triggers such strong rape instincts in young men?
Sona boy x Kayn girl
results game 7Base race at the end to finish off this beautifully balanced game
>>560468804>>560468825Holy shit
>>560472559Where is that balding nigger at
>>560472559kino base race at the end
Post AI leaderboardI want to see my new ranking after todays games
>>560468825I told you to stop posting mads cause it makes me sad hannibal got camcelled!
TaeCHAD did it rightimagine how good na vgs would be without basic ass spreadsheet with a basic ass addition system and instead a proper elo matchmaking system
>>560472796I'll post the full leaderboard at the end of the month, I'll post recap once im done importing the games.
>>560472559this is a certified hood classic
>>560472559chonky was trying to do this like 5 times kek
bets game 8 one last aram for the masses
>>560471524i like lulu
>>560471524they have fun
idk how you can play summoner's rift without LP on the line
>>560471524For me its about getting the highest skill expression from a single champ. I think people underestimate the depth that these champs can have
>>560471524is that 27 million mastery teemo still playing?
>>560473693ThisI always thought Briar was a braindead retard champ until I watched a challenger OTP on youtube I think it's neat getting to that level on a single champ but it could never be me
is there a vod of the stream?
no sorry
>>560474181I recorded the final play with my phone. Is that good enough?
>>560471524I really like Anivia is all.Wall is a source of endless schadenfreude and trying to cancel dashes is fun
Is there a single bio grill playing in the vgs?
results game 8 wasnt balanced by AI gg
>>560474472solar
>>560474420yes
>>560474472nopeall the bio grills are on NAthere are some trans grills like huntress but no bioholes
>>560474663is xhe cute at least?
>>560474824huntress covers his face all the time with a stupid mask. so, i'll let you judge on the reason as to why that is.league of legends, buff Briar
>>560473987have you seen the hextech rocketbelt move with briar? prob troll but cool looking
>>560474824nopetheres a reason he wears a paper bag over his head at all times and oversized clothing
league of legends is a game made for menofc no bio grills play
>>560475219>league of legends is a game made for menmanchildren***t. manchild who plays league
please reply to me. i emoted
>>560474472crossbow winter
bros I ignored my biocrush and now he won't play with me :(
>>560475330Emotes back, kisses your cheek, hugs you irl
>>560475219Bio grill play just not on euw
>>560474480wheres the recaptick-tock taebak
>>560474472little st james
>>560475528Probably true because NA is 4 fun server so realistically it's like a different game
>>560472559must note it was amusing seeing the back and forth between J4 and TF both insisting, completely opposite of eachother, whether we could win a 5v5 or not
>>560474472majin#navgs
vg vs vgnavidya
>>560475930KILL YOUSRELKGASJGKAF MADE ME CHECK
VG vs VGNaVidya+10 and you need to make the lobby
>>560475774you all say this but unless you're challenger (you're not) euw and na are pretty much the same
I'm not going to lie I will just run down every single player I hate on vg from now onI will play as many games as I can just to ruin them Fuck you
>>560476208based
>>560475774the best player in euw vgs is from na
>>560476147That's like saying bronze is the same in kr and eu
>>560476208it's always been personal with youyou are the main character
real girls list: little st james, xilxe, lottiekarotti, Crossbow Winter, diksy. did i miss anyone?
>>560476441citation needed
>>560476441which one has saggy nuts
na vgslobby is upvidya
>>560476208who do you hate?
>>560476441Solar
I... I LOVE KOREA SO MUCH!!! KAWAIII!!! all of you are fucking faggots and i get why defense of the ancient slavoids hate you. i love being european and i consider my continent and country the best. keep kneeling like slaves
>>560476284You mean the one who tries harder because he is trying to impress actually good players
>>560476284Arya stomps na vgs
15.03.2026 - EUW VGS RECAPdunno what to say, I hope I fixed the issues but I will try and anticipate issues with the balancing before they happen. I think overall the games today were pretty balanced except some games. Next EUW VGS @ 7PM CET on Thursday the 19.03.2026! >>560475714>>560475889
>>560476683>trying to impress actually good playersholy shit the labyrinth of delusions that is your mind
champ for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA2Lc9c3qN0
>>560476782we'll talk when you are less emotional
why is xilxe so desperate for na vgs?
please dont namedrop me i didnt consent to this
>>560476739what does delta mean
>>560476739top 3 Players right now, the emerald lions are taking over the vgs
>>560476983pompom would stomp these shitters
>>560476981the difference between their average score
>>560476983b-b-but i was told gayjin the NA legend was the best player
>>560476983>using AI to powerscale lolg vgs playersembarassing, xilxe's list has SOVL unlike this
>>560476983im diamond on my main ackshually
>>560477314xilxe also used ai for his list tho
>BIGGEST WINNER>little st jamesUNLEASHES THE BICEPS FOR THE LOLGUZZDM FOR DUOQ BOOSTING :heart_eyes_cat: :heart_eyes_cat:
>>560476739>permaban briar>-1.12kek what a bitch
>>560477486where can i DM you and is the boosting free?
>>560477464xilxe has been crafting lists before you were born lil gup AI wasn't even around when ign ImThem was being spammed
>>560476739I don't recognize half of these names
>>560477882which ones
is it true xilxe has a dumpy?
I think red bull makes you better at league of legends
>>560478246Way too much baggage to be worth it + she dated almost every anon that touched vgs
>>560478246yes check the archives
>>560478246Fumpy from the huge bulge in her panties (8.2in gock >///<)
>>560478463gock....
AWWOOOOOOOOO!!
nigga why are NA hours so gay
>>560478560BABY IM PREYING ON YOU TONIGHT
wtf i got no replies on my meowpostis lolg anti-furry
>>560477137he's not rated there since he doesn't have enough games played the top 3 is the best players with at least 10 games played. He is 2nd right now in the newcomer page though.>>560477314not AI >>560477427who is this? I'll change it with some proof...>>560477882does it matter? lol
ooouh im so drunk ooh give me attention i love drinking sybau
host na vgs p[leasesesese
if Xin is dead why come I can still pick him
>>560479016ok 8)vg vs vgnavidya
>>560478960i didn't even mention drinks....
>>560478885>who is this? I'll change it with some proof... not showing my main to you creatures
>>560479125Because League of Legends itself is not canon. It's a Super Smash Bros situation
>>560479126kap asf
vg vs vgnapw strawberry
>>560478848same. which one?>>560478960pets you>>560475467*giggles in a very silent manner*
>>560479489>same. which one?>>560468376
top chud gold gf that can't play riven but still does (i as high master duoboost her in the jungle on my smurf)is that too much to ask
do roids n kill everything
I hate you
i loved you
I have no strong feelings one way or the other about you.I just want Shyvana.
>>560476739>get dogshit players on my team>get a bad scoreI would be mad but maybe this means I will get humans on my team next time
I only play well in Ranked when the rest of my life is falling apart and pulling me away from playing more
>>560479857you hate everything so the sentence has lost all weight
12.03 - 15.03.2026 Weekly EUW VGS RecapGood week! Many players! Some not so balanced and some more balanced games! dont look at the damage thingy with rammus, I havent automated it yet to get those numbers but maybe next week!Also the biggest upset game isnt the actual Game #2 played... I need to organize it better. Thanks to everyone joining and thanks to the doubters for pushing my AI to do better, she really appreciates it!
OK FINE I LOVE U XILXE
>>560480096dennis has 2 twitch channels?
>>560478246I think they're gonna have to post it for confirmation
>>560480096do you force players onto teams and positions? how are roles decided?
>>560480169it was imposter dennis, he trolled hard in the beginning but then played for real and was kinda good
>>560468376gets increasingly flustered *
uncomfortable truth: xilxe killed na vgs with drama and lists
>>560480019I love the way the wind embraces my body when I stand atop an exposed peak staring down at the valley belowI love a quiet noon with the sun peeking in through the window while everything is silent and it feels like time has stoppedI love the feeling of laying down in my bed at night after a long day and warm shower
swain supp is metabreaker this season
>>560480479GET A DIARY CORNY ASS NIGGA LMFAOOO
>>560480523
Every day it feels like theres a completely new name being dropped every other post lmao
more ad nami rankeds today! hitting gold maybe?whats better than listening to the new joji album on loop and playing whatever i like amidst an ocean of silver meta pandas. im sure ive already lost other players a total of 50+ lp worth of dodges. but im not to blame for that! im playing seriously. ive probably studied nami adc harder than they studied their own pick! and i'm playing better than most teammates still. so its NOT my fault they lost this lp!!>>560474824>>560475021>>560475215here's another selfie pre-transition (at peak repressing). go ahead and look, educate your own conclusion a little on why i wear the kindred cosplay.https://files.catbox.moe/4hd9g3.JPG
>>560480632>https://files.catbox.moe/4hd9g3.JPGThey are calling it the most british bloke alive Pure britannic phenotype
>>560480479you have not truly loved for you have not truly lived
>>560480632i regret ever simping
>>560480608It's people with no stalkers who want to be relevant trying to be sneaky
>>560480523mages support get the rope
>>560480835right... xilxe... everybody can c through ur tricks...
>>560480765Life is overrated when the world is so uglyAnything beautiful is a contruction in your mind, a division you've created because the whole truth is dismalI prefer my fantasies where everything is in order and has a placeI can't bear the real world
>>560479987who are the dogshit players I wanna know
swain support is bros hiroshima
evens play league but run it down the minute theres a kill disparity in gameodds play arena or some shit ends in 8 play a diff game9 hard int from the go on a sub 30 level acc in norm draft
>>560481047huntress
>>560480632>here's another selfie pre-transition (at peak repressing). go ahead and look, educate your own conclusion a little on why i wear the kindred cosplay.well, let me be honest here, you aren't ugly, in-fact, you are quite handsome. but, you don't look like a woman, and i don't think you ever will.league of legends, buff Tristana
>>560478960whats wrong with wanting attention...maybe if you gave me some i wouldnt be so desperate
>>560480096if ur gonna make a list like this the # of games needs to matterno way theres 2 people with only 2 games in top 5
>>560479253tell em, sys
EOMM has something cooking for me tomorrow, they will surely not let me enter Plat
>>560480823i want her to rocket jump right on my face...gosh, tristana is so hot. best femyordle.
>>560480248No I don't force them to go anywhere if they want to switch they can, I've been pretty open about that if they are filled they can ask in chat to swap. Usually it says when a player is filled when I post the suggested balancing. RANKINGblended rank = 50% vg performance (EMA last 20 games) + 50% riot rank. support mains get 10% deflation. <10 games = up to 10% deflated so a player with 1 game played gets 10% deflation, 2 games played 9% etc. up to the full 100%ROLESpass 1: locked roles first (if someone really really wants to play a role)pass 2: everyone gets their best role if open (fill players skip this)pass 3: leftovers assigned by suitability score. hardcoded fill players absorb whatevers left.BALANCINGbrute forces every possible 5v5 split. picks the one with smallest rank diff + no insane mirror matchups (won't let a 3.0 adc lane into an 8.8 adc). off-role players get their rank penalized so the balancer knows they'll underperform.BEST ROLE looks at last 20 games. 60% games played on role, 25% avg score, 15% winrate. volume matters most.>>560481170this is just week recap, the actual leaderboard doesnt show themI'll post the full leaderboard at the end of the month maybe
>>560481142its from 5 years ago anony. ive started hrt since then!!DO NOT fucking buff tristana are you out of your mind that champion is giga broken??? she just clicks q and wins every trade. such a lame adc
>>560481534>>560481534>>560481534
>>560480632you ever try hextech gunblade with your nami?
>>560481443>support mains get 10% deflationthe hell...
why are threads made so early lately?
because Israel
what
