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zenless zone zero collab will save us
>>560420569
CattlePass report?
Don't worry too much about others, focus on your own play.
I love anran
Imagine playing m*n heroes, eww.Always love to see a girl only team
>>560420716220 or somethingI hate how levels are wasted past 200
>>560420716cattleass goyim mf
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
>6v6
>>560421041Games would be more fun if they had bigger team sizes. The 12v12 is a good start. But good old 32v32 is peak.
>>560421085>12v12>32v32 wtf r u talking about jeese
>>560420716180 or so. My goal was 175, but with so much time left I might as well go for the 200
>>560421181I'm talking about real FUN.
I'm only interested in how the characters would react to being raped
>>560421483Widow would peg you.
>>560417737What is roadhog huffing here? Gasoline? Butane? Paint thinner? A high-tech vape?Has blizzard ever said what's in his Take a Breather?
>>560421614it supposedly counters radiation effectsremember that australia is a nuclear wasteland in the game too
>>560421483How would you react to being raped?
I get told I'm goated and best healer in two matches then next match I get told I suck...sigh
I get told I'm goated and best healer and then after the match I get told to suck... yum :3
>>560421614https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xwpzp1sUdNQ>>560421682*the outbackThe coastal cities are fine
I actually played with a vibrator inside me once. I was only able to play one match though, it was too bothersome
>>560421879PLEASE PLAY WITH ME
slowly but surely im finally getting it>>560420809true... couldnt do much in my last game and lost my 5 Win streak is because despite ball not dying he never got any picks so we just went 0-2 in samoa, like not even the decency to piledriver to where people can see them to get picks
I'm a healer/support in every game I play... I wish I could shine as a DPS or Tank at least in Overwatch, but it seems I belong in the backline patching up the heroes... *sighs*
>>560411817
do you think there's some software that links your vibrator to getting thanked/endorsed in-gamewould be funny i think...
>>560421957jose
>>560421948Good job not dying a lot, that's the most important skill
>>560421949>healsissyfag
>>560421879this might be the gayest post ever to bless /owg/
>>560421991No and it's unlikely that there will be due to anti-cheat. I know ultrakill has buttplug support though
>>560422021I just feel super anxious if I play Tank or extremely stressed if it's DPS. I wish I could have fun in those roles.
>>560422030But what if it was a girl?
>>560422181You're not a girl. You're a tranny. Don't lie
hi...
>>560422252hi!
hogdaddy
>>560421774...?
Who's more gassy: Juno or Mercy?
>>560422181No, I put it up my butt>>560422246No I'm just a fag
>>560420569whats the overwatch tier list looking like in 2026? i havent played since 2 came out and none of the characters i used to play except lucio are looking good. the characters i used to play were roadhog, reinhardt, mei, ashe, and mercy
Juno x Ashe
>>560422287venture.....
Hammydaddydelicious
I just tried fill role queue for the first time because some dailies had thatAnd to the surprise of one no one I got tank everytime, and holy shit what a miserable experienceThe game is more fun for everyone BUT the tankDid you retards really put up with this shit for YEARS?
>>560422392>roadhog, reinhardt, mei, ashe, and mercyAll bad to mid except Ashe. Also Mercy is completely useless rn she can't even outheal a Moira. I don't recommend playing her unless it's your main
>>560422381Juno!
>>560422181What if I was handsome, big dick rich asshole? We can all play with ideas and dreams sure.
>>560422392>roadhogok>reinhardtok>meiok>ashegood>mercyshit
what if i begged you on my knees to not avoid me as a teammate...
I was not lying btw
>>560422931>she plays male heroesnot gonna make it in the sissy world...
Ill pretend i didnt see that
>loretard in quickplay>people actually start playing along and go talon to humor them
>>560422896*pins you*
>>560422931
>>560422931Would you be willing to play with anons from /owg/?
>>560422631>>560422881whats a good tank?
>>560422931>>560423297This is how generals die btw
Y'all need Jesus
>>560422078Cant see anything Ultrakill without thinking of that BWC webm now
>>560423442nah i like being able to jerk off to porn without feeling bad because sky daddy is watching me 24/7
>>560423342Sigma and Domina are fairly strong, but you can make anyone work if you're good enough.
>>560423381bitch please this is tame compared to what we had ten years ago
aight imma clean my eyes with bleach and queue comp
HOW IN THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT POSSIBLE FOR THIS TO BE MY FUCKING FAULT???? FIVE FUCKING GAMES IN A ROW WHERE IT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO DO ANYTHING BESIDES GETTING STOMPED AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE GAME DOESN'T FUCKING RIG THE SHIT OUT OF THE MATCHMAKING SYSTEM WITH PEOPLE CANT TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES WITH BASIC AND I MEAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASIC FUCKING POSITIONING AND ACTUALLY DOING FUCKING SOMETHING BESIDES WATCHING TIKTOK ON THEIR FUCKING SCREEN AND QUEUE UP TO RANKED ANYWAY???? IM SON FUCKING PISSED THAT I ACTUALLY WANT TO FUCKING BREAK MY FUCKING TABLE APART DUDE. FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT COMING RIGHT AFTER I GO ON A MASSIVE WIN STREAK AND IM SUPPOSED TO SOMEHOW THINK THAT ALL GAMES ARE CARRIABLE AND THAT YOU CAN DO SHIT?? NIGGER FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS SHIT AND FUCK CENSORING THE FUCKING NAMES ON THIS SCREENSHOT. I AINT GONNA DO THAT SHIT ID KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS IF I HAD THE FUCKING CHANCE TO DO SO.
I'm not reading any of that
>13 fucking deaths as an unkillable tank
You don't get to cry about others' positioning if you die 13 times on dva.
>AAAAAAAAAAAA A DILDO SAVE ME DONALD TRUMP NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEN CANT BE GAY IN MY GAME FOR INCELS FEMCELS AND SISSY BOTTOMSJeez, some of you are fucking pathetic
Lena's game
>13 deaths on dva
>>560423875Kek
>>560423841>>560423932>>560423858IF NO ONE IS DOING SHIT ON YOUR TEAM WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO
>>560423796you have no right to blame anyone for picking open queue anon
>>560423796BattleNet Tag: Serf
>>560424107who cares?
its actually euphoric to be learning and improving game by game after constant losing streaks
>>560423796Just go dps or support
Hey, it's Kiriko
>>560424421Can I see you on your bike?
>>560424421Kiriko is the name of the floor cleaner I use
>>560424508
>>560424552
>watch freja guide from a pro coach>he can't hit any of his fucking snipe boltsmaybe I'll skip this character
I got banned again.Last time I posted this I also got banned from 4chan.Is it literally just illegal to criticise Israel in America? Are they complying to some law?
Dream team
>>560424674Yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFWizN3QoPg&t=5617s
Is Marvel Rivals dead? Serious question.
>>560424674Did you spam free palestine in match chat? Then its deserved bc stop annoying ppl with ur brownoid problems
>>560422931pocket me
>>560423796Fuck it i need to meditate.>>560423858This is the only screenshot i have but i had a game with way less deaths and still lost. One of my healers had more dmg than my DPS on that game.>>560424107Are you gonna strike me down or review the gameplay? Feel free to do so and say your feedback if you'd like>>560424358I did go a Juno match, was my last one. Same thing, no one wanted to kill the mcree that was raping us despite me pinging the nigga like 3 billion times, also the guys that wanted to tank banned my pick so i already knew what i was going into. Had the same ammount of dmg as the junkrat on my team too. Despite me playing fucking Juno
>>560424767If moira healing counts as weapon damage, can mercy damage boost her healing?
>>560424782no but the devs are trying REALLY hard to kill it
>>560424674>Is it literally just illegal to criticize Israel's proxy state America?yes, anon...
When are they bring back Classic? I wanna play old Torb/Doom again.
whos the best overwatch youtuber
>>560424767Erm chud you are actually just stats padding, your healing and damage and kills actually never helped anyone and that mercy did more to help than you did, get mad evil moirachud, even if you had 100k healing and she had 2k, its still just stat padding, o algoIm trans btw, if that matters
What does gassy mean and why would Juno be that
>>560425093Popcorp
>>560425131how do you think she flies
>>560424674There was a time i used to hang around with the israeli flag as my icon and some dumbasses actually thought i was a jew lmao.I had a dumb bitch once refusing to heal me while spamming "FREE PALESTINE" on chat and called me a nazi on vc at the end of the game. I reported her for being a dumb bitch and i got the account action notification the very next day so it's very likely she suffered consequences because of that. Either that or the system just detected the chat spam and acted on that.
>>560425106This but unironically
>>560424835I said death to Israel to some retard goy golem who used the Israeli flag.
>>560422931kys troon
Good squire,good squire
>>560424674>Is it literally just illegal to criticise Israel in America?Not officially. Unofficially yes. Americans do not tolerate hating on Jews. Must be a cultural thing.
>>560422931There's a GIRL HERE!?!?!? All I can say is based coomer.
>>560425048why would they make overwatch classic when modern 6v6 is 10x better than pre ow2 6v6?
>1K damage, basically healbotting Baptiste complaining about PharahMy brother, pitch in and stop healing the dead weight tank
>>560425504Because the heroes play/feel different. It should be a permanent mode in arcade. I hate the rotating shit. Just keep everything in.
>>560425186You sound like a goy golem.
>>560425186imagine paying $10 to change your name to troll the wokies
Any tribute requests?
>>560425778I said i changed my icon dumbass
>>560425186Same, but in my case I use the trans flag just to make incel chuds upset :3
>>560425806moira
>>560425667Do you even know what a goy is? Or the meaning of the golem even?
>>560425842attach pic
>>560425919You claimed you're not jewish, making you a goy.
>>560423875is donald trump in the room with you right now?
How do you guys practice survivability? I'm killing stuff, but I'm also getting killed a lot.
>>560425181OOOH
Muffed fiddlesticks
>>560426765Who do you play?
>>560422931please respond
>>560427087McCree. With Soldier and Reaper I tend to die less due to their kit, but I steel feel that I'm dying a lot.
>>560427210Spam jump and strafe like a retard while shooting
>>560427415>spam jumpniggalow
>>560425352Polish my sword, squire.
>>560427210He shouldn't be easy to kill. Are you standing too close to the front line? Not paying attention to your supports line of sight? Saving flash and roll for when someone attacks you?A big part of Overwatch, I would say it's the MAIN part of playing Overwatch, is understanding the invisible game tug of war going on at all times. As they get closer back away, as they back away get closer. Every time it feels like danger is nearing, back up.It will become natural with time.
>spam jumpgay>exo jumpnow were talking
>>560427415Spamming jump makes you easier to hit.
>>560422931Hot, tag? Do you get horny if dps daddy calls you a good girl?
>dps>daddylmao, goodnight
Dps are cucks who watch the support blow the tankThey might get a sloppy second from the other support (moira)
>>560427970Kek
>>560427548I tend to win my 1v1s. I usually find myself 1v2, or on the frontlines of a push.
>>560428135how come supportsissies always duo with a dps then
>>560428135It's fine anon you can watch.
>>560428239So back up.
>stopped onetricking mercy for a day to see how it goes>go on a winstreak*sigh* now i really have no excuse
>>560428223If a jew is on your team a man is not only right to report it, he is obliged to do so.
Bros Eskay will get bored of deadlock and come back to us soon right? She didn't even try the new heroes..
>>560428693this but unironically
>only people who were toxic all day were a 4 stack of mercy mainscurious
I like to think that the AI buckbroke Emre by forcing him to take it up the ass from multiple Turkish men
>>560428693By all means, just don't say anything so you won't get banned. Save your allowance of toxicity for players who deserve it based on their gameplay.
team brain diff>ana never bionaded tank so she always critical>tank swapped to sigma at the very last minute on attack despite going 0-4 as dva and did well >dps didnt swap to flank heroes despite being giga gapped by ashe/hanzo>tank didnt know how to play DVA at all>overextends as domina on defense >>>>Havanawell i did my best and thats what matters, wish there was better flanking paths on that map too. but tank wouldve went -7 if i wasnt pocketing them constantly
>>560428847standard procedure for turkish boys
>>560428889>"B-but i have a gold healing medal!"Your fault for not using your suzu well enough
>>560428889honestly as kiri if your team is hopeless just go take silly flanks and kill things
>>560428806maybe no buttplug?
>Welcome to Rialto (Attack)>Select your hero>Both DPS top 3s lv 5-3-2>Support 1 10-5-3>Support two 72(mercy)-24(Kiriko)-10(Ana)Let's go...
Videogames need more male characters with Emre tier ass.
>>560424674>not using israel flag pfp to trigger snowflakes and report them backngmi
>>560428806We become uppity and overconfident when we stack i apologize on their behalf
>>560428889>my team is dogshit, what should i do?>i know! i should just keep healbotting!this is why you're hardstuck
>>560428704Eskay was done with Overwatch when 5v5 happened. Then you had the bizarre Warn thing, so Eskay is effectively "cancelled" by the OW community. She makes most of her cash smurfing in content creator tournaments in various games now. There's nothing for Eskay to come back to unless Keller wants some hole.
Imagine playing support and not healbotting.If I play support it is because I wish to heal and enable my goblins.
>>560429207I play support to pop heads on Illari and flirt with healbots when I peel for them.
>>560429197>Then you had the bizarre Warn thing, so Eskay is effectively "cancelled" by the OW community.i must have missed tat, idk what you're referring toi'd rather have eskay be a part of our community than that goblin warn, wtf, i didn't vote for this
It's no wonder most of /owg/ is silver when you put more thought into epicly trolling people with your trans israeli name card than playing the game
>>560428458got it, boss
>>560429356We didn't vote for many things yet they happened. Not very fair is it.
>>560429356Then you're either a chaser or a fool because eskay is not a very nice person
>>560428936>ignores everything i typedmeh>>560428953i really should, the one lifeweaver main i see just keeps flanking and just winning most 1v1s as he climbs out of gold>>560429052im not hardstuck and i am climbing though, its just hard to flank havana and especially with a mizuki with nothing better to do since hes out of range on the main sightline of havana and he has free reign on the left side alleyway on attack. since he can just bounce his shit from safety im not too familiar with the map and am unsure of the right side of havana on attack first cap. Ill try learning flank kiri as that other anon suggested
Is it even possible to climb out of Silver by mainly playing Mercy?
>>560428889Your Dva was trying to facetank the Domina. I'm guessing everyone sat main and never flanked considering both sides are double sharpshooters. Domina wins cause she has a shield and Dva has no idea how to take space safely.
>>560429356Eskay had some sort of bad interaction with Warn or something and thought she had enough twitter clout to rile up a raid against Warn. We literally have no idea what it's about, both Eskay and Warn are shitty people so I'm sure Warn did or said SOMETHING. Regardless, they're both terminally online twitter-brained retards doing terminally online twitter-brained retard things and Eskay lost. That's really all I know about it.
>>560429553yeah
>>560429553Not by solo queuing. Think about it, you're reliant on silvers to do the work of getting you to gold.
>>560429553idk but i just got mercy dif'd by a real woman so bad im considering uninstalling the game.
reminder that eskay called 6v6ers literal nazis
>>560429553Yeah but it will take 300+ games to just get to gold lol.
>>560429553I climbed out of gold as moira so everything is possible
>>560429686you'll get that stupid whore biohole next time, anon!
>>560429608it was this and her being perma critical which made me question what the fuck ana was doing the entire game and dva was only naded by ana once so i had to keep doing ofuda suzu ofuda to top her up and the two rushes i built up on attack had neither dps get picks while i was cucked by domina shield covering up ashe on high ground so i couldnt fuck her over
>>560429976your Kitsune Rushes will never lead to a pick in gold. use them selfishly to output more heals or dmg.
Dear Juno playersuse your fucking ult already its not worth holding on to for the "perfect moment"
>>560429368>playing the game
>>560429553Yes, just play better than enemy supports.
>>560429976Yeah if the tank can't make space safely, you gotta do it (unfortunately). The left dark room is pretty safe to spam kunai through the door.
>Our Hanzo with galactic weapon skin can't hit shit>"He" has 8 kills when every other dps has 20+>Check "his" profile>Brig/Moira main healkek with 10 hours on hanzoIf you know you can't aim why would you even spend your comp points on hanzo, or worse, pick hanzo and miss every shot in comp? Because picking an easier hero and helping your team would hurt your aura? These are the same people talk about oh man x hero is so op then pick it and go 2-7
i only type trans rights when i win to trigger chuds and got silenced multiple times
>>560423883I LOVE The Lena (totally)but I HATE The Lena's game
>>560430623>she doesn't realize that you can be action'd for anything that you type in this baby gameyou got a lot to learn sister
>>560430451those 8 kills are those bullshit random headshots on supports that ends up winning the game
>>560429553Yes, I went from Silver to Diamond with Mercy solo comp. Admittedly it took a long time, but it happened
>do my dps placements as soldier, reaper, junkrat>silver 1>do my support placements one tricking zen>diamond 5but i don't want to be support...
>>560431703It'll feel weird at first, but I promise you'll get used to the lipstick. It's surprising how quickly you get used to it, honestly.
I wanna kiss amélie
Tracer doesn't need lipstick to be pretty
>>560432287No one is saying this./
>>560431703Just force Ashe.
>>560431703One trick the dps closest to zen in style
>>560427475Don't care gonna keep jumping it's fun
>>560431703I'm a dps main and I genuinely also do better on supports. I think it's because they have so much carry potential. And with heroes like Zen and Lucio you can save your retarded teammates too or negate enemy ults entirely.
>Uphill BattleYeah OK
>>560432648Support role is designed for women with sub 80 iq so its pretty easy to play.
how do you play pharah when everyone immediately switches to 4 hitscan
>>560432668what the bastion doin'?
>>560432818same way you play every other hero, you try to avoid getting shot
>>560432318I think she would be even prettier as a rape survivor.
How do I earn overwatch league tokens? Pls im a newfag
>>560433404Why do you care? Play the game or uninstall faggit.
>>560432668>quadruple hitscan with maugaYou're supposed to play quadruple flankers with Mauga.
>>560433404i dont think you can anymore
>>560433404you literally cannotits a dead systemthe only way to earn esports skins is from lootboxes that you get from watching ow twitch streams
>>560433478Awww someone lost a game and is angyyyy, blow your head off faggot don't scare newgods
>>560433404You can't. They occasionally run twitch drops that give lootboxes that specifically give esports-tagged cosmetics. They're very sparse.
>>560433667Why is a newfag caring about currency? Install the game for the game or fuck off. I imagine there is a plethora of better games you can play if you want to play dress-up.
>>560434367Can you stop? What a dumb thing to get so riled up over. The guy asked a question. Fuck off.
>>560434367Gonna cry lil guy?
Thank God they added JPC to eat up a ban. Haven't had a match all season where both doom and ball where banned in the same match.
>>560434856based enjoyeri dont understand why anyone bans doom, like, ohhh nooo my tank will feed less, what a tragedy
>>560432318yeah, my wife The Lena is perfect
C.O.G.s = Cute Overwatch Girls
shoutout to the healslut that keeps my team alive while i dive off high ground kill someone and tp out as mizuki
>completely unwinnable game>bastion is straight up walking up to the other team, going into turret, and dying>queen is running in circles trying to find someone (they're all on point)>ashe is decent, just taking pot shots from an angle but not doing anything significant>wuyang is following me around like a lost puppy>get four endorsements afterwards
>>560423796holy cortisol spike, you're playing the mercy of tank lil bro just 1shot the squishies
Raper here
>>560435360Kokodayo, Mizuki.
>>560423796>Pancakefacewtf gunface has an alt??
>>560436396oi, chotto matte...
This looks tough.
>>560434495>>560434756You just have wrong priorities.
>>560437307
>>560437302this japanese bitch has drained trillions of my sperm cellshow is she going to make it up to me
>>560437446No one is upset, you're just a retarded goldie who buys skins.
>>560438000
>I'm not upset I'm just sperging out because I feel like it okay?jimmies status: rustled
>>560435257I love The Lena
inhale 8 sec exhale 8 sec lower that cortisol
>be retarded>get called retarded>durr you're mad XDDD?
>>560437302>vgerotica>the self-insert has gotten to impregnate Tracer, Ashe, Widowmaker, Mercy, D.Va, Brigitte, and now Kirikoit's not fair why can't I get isekai'd
>>560437753EWWW
>>560438330i usually do inhale 4 sec, hold it 4 sec, exhale 4 sec, hold it 4 sec
>>560437275Doom is in jobber tier now unfortunately
>>560437275i dont understand why they put the logo everywhere on that cosmeticwouldve been 100000000000000 times better if it was just red
>>560439062Probably AI generated texture lel.
behead vendetta players
>mfw the event is almost over so i can take a break before the next drive
>>560439682>behead vendetta playersJust pick Mizuki and rape her. Quickest way to make a Vendetta player swap off is to pick Mizuki.
>>560422931wtf is wrong with your thumb man
>>560439980niggas thumb has a gut
>>560439892shut the fuck up gunface
>>560424869>review the gameplay? drop the replay code
i hardly see the big jpc anymore in quick play
>>560440462I think it's because Illari and Emre are so prominent. The two of them together just pop her like a bug. Also, the novelty has worn off. I don't think people want to do the silly grapple strats anymore.
cumming inside pharah
's mother
and father
>>560440749NO NO NO
>healer on my team has the bottom healing and damage in the lobby>"but you died a bunch so who's fault is the loss huh?"genuinely annoying. It's like when tanks play selfishly with 2 healers up their butt and declare they have top damage so they're carryingyeah man, congrats, you're double pocketed and go super aggressive while everyone else has to be extremely passive in fights because damage isn't getting healed off themcongrats I guess?
>>560440708you whaaa
>healerstopped reading
>>560440996>he's so illiterate his zoomer brain shuts off the minute he sees game talk and not just pornspam or the same 3 ritual postsnot something to be proud of
>>560441093cute boy
>>560441093>gets boosted to GM by duoing with cheaters
>>560441093would with the force of a thousand suns
>>560440749now we're talkin'
spitroasting pharah
>>560441093the ugly ones like this turn into freaky sex kittens with enough effort
when is the freja rework
Any african that can translate this?
>>560441093I hate the internet for giving chopped bitches like this a god complexshe's objectively an ugly librarian ass girl who now lives having guys fawn over her, dote on her, and give her free stuff, scrambling to queue and carry her in games for attentionhoeflation is so real
>talon challenge is 75 elims>repeatedly queue into free games where you can't even scrape together 10 wins because they're so shortoh so NOW you want to put me in winner's queue
>>560441224isn't she champ?
>>560441590go fuck yourself I guess, I am not even sure if that's danish or norwegian
>>560441590It says...yes it is becoming clearer now...the secret phrase is...DRINK YOUR OVALTINE
>>560441590looks scandy
>>560441093chud mercy..
>>560441658she was masters recently and then started duoing with a suspected champ cheater on his smurf, it's just a cycle of her getting boosted and deranking
>>560441093I'm just glad that one lore guy got fired who was leaking stuff to her and other pharahmercy shipper accountsit was annoying how the devs for a while refused to balance their game without running it by ecelebs or trying to get their approval.fucking simps on the dev team, root them all out. get the flats simps out of the balance team too
I won
>>560441849I wish I looked like this
Maining Mercy will make me God
>>560442167what type of bad shit did flats add to the game ive been ootl ever since season 3 or 4 of OW2
>he doesn't have an achievement earned on 5/24/16
>have sex with Anran>burns when I pee
>>560443018He was really vocal about "supports are playing dead by daylight" in the first few seasons and that was the period of time where the devs had a special discord server and test build client for influencers who sucked them off sufficietly. He was a big part in hog getting nerfed, sojourn nerfs, brig nerfed multiple times because he can't handle her ever being viable, and always demanded more rein buffs to make him meta.
>>560442167WoW is even funnier with this shitAn entire playable race's story got hijacked by one writer who hyped up a story moment 15 years in the making and they ignored what everyone expected would happen to instead make a reference to one of their fanartist friend's crack ships, immediately rushing to ping them on twitter the instant the patch came out
why does this game have so many skins but like none of them are available
>>560443340>the devs had a special discord serverI'm still grateful that Super pulled the curtain on this. They tried really hard to get him back into the "circle" this past year but he threw up the middle finger and they're pretending that they never wanted him anyway now. That Discord server allegedly ranked creators and fed them information based on their rank. It's possible that they would intentionally lie to certain groups while spoonfeeding people like Flats, SVB, or KarQ. Apparently they'd silence/blind/ban creators if they didn't behave the way they wanted, and created a toxic culture where community managers would pressure creators into shit talking and gossiping about other creators.This game was beyond fucked 2021-2024.
>>560443635Fomo
OWs finesthttps://files.catbox.moe/5ycviy.mp4
>>560443787This was pretty obvious and it's pretty obvious other companies also do this with content creators, it's why you see certain talking points every time there's an unpopular decisionfrom memory>content creators rallied around lifeweaver not being a troll pick and grip being great and impossible to abuse>content creators rallied around the PvE drop>content creators all tried to say there was unfair review bombing and harassment when people were upset>content creators now pretending cat isn't busted and trying to get people to play it because that's the most industry plant character ever (they literally had a blizzcon panel about how absurd the idea was to laugh about and then put it in the fucking game when they got desperate)It reminds me of other games where any time there's huge backlash to a bad patch or bad expansion, all the CCs come out to sway the exact same script and minimize it, then slowly backtrack their words if it doesn't work.I fucking hate streamers being marketing extensions for corpos and I hate streamer simps.
>>560443802Kirko's tits aren't that big unfortunately
After playing stadium,I'm glad valve stole dota name from blizzards hands
>>560443340>hog getting nerfed, sojourn nerfs, brig nerfed multiple timesthis dude sounds kinda basado though
>>560444238>nerfing characters into the ground that didn't need it so now they need gigabuffs to actually be viable again>based???retard
https://www.twitch.tv/ow_esports?twitch5=0IT'S UP
>>560444313>nerf character that feels bad and unfun to play against to the point where people dont even pick them???brown
>>560443635You missed out on fomo bitchboy, feel bad yet? Better buy the next thing asap!
>>560444425thanks ill get off the ml7 strim since watching this also helps progress for midseason drops right?
>>560444425the drops are fucking awful unfortunately
>>560444238The Hog nation dislikes this comment.
>>560444516
>>560444516this is fucking worthless
>>560444425is lemonkiwi finally going to show us her huge pink areolae today?
>>560444425thanks bb
HOW FUCKING SHIT CAN THESE FUCKING SHIT ASS FUCKING SERVERS BE? JUST KEEP MAKING SHITTY SKINS GOOD JOB RETARDS.
>>560444463Well it kinda sucks but it doesn't make me want to buy any current ones like the nier ones all suck
just had an ana on the enemy team heal 1k for the entire game while their cat was trying to compensate by doing everything and they lostdeserved for playing cat.
SHITTY ASS FUCKING SHIT ASS SERVERS. FIX THE GAME YOU PAJEET STREET SHITTERS. I HAVE NO LIFE AND NEED TO WASTE MY LIFE PLAYING THIS TRASH ASS GAME. I DONT WANT ANOTHER 50 KIRI SKINS IF THE FUCKING SERVES DONT EVEN WORK YOU FUCKS.
>>560444913It's funny when you see a DPS Ana in 2026. Ever since Illari and Wuyang became pubstompers everyone migrated. The only ones left are the retards who can't figure out how to hipfire.
>>560445032Holy based
>>560445032u mad lol
Bros... >>>/aco/9149919
>>560445398I thought we were getting some Camp Sherwood action until the dick showed up. Into the trash it goes.
>>560445398ancient unc comics
>>560444425>twitch5=0fellow alternative player enjoyer?
Why is dps so hard to play? And why are all the hot girls even harder to play?
>get two rushes>hog never whole hogs>just diesi won the game but like how does not using an infinite ammo ult plus 50% attack speed boost ult just not click?
>>560444690>tiny's on shift todayToo childlike for my taste, unfortunately.
When i last played this game genji and pharah + mercy were annoying to play against now i dont even see genji or pharah at all
>>560445398This comic traumatized zencel
How do I play Kiriko?I feel like I barely do any healing and I have a hard time landing my kunai. Also sometimes I'll teleport to a low health teammate and they'll die before I can Suzu them and then I'll also die in a 2-for-1.>posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuseIT'S BEEN FIVE DAYS WTF IS GOING ONLEMME POST FROM MY PC REEEEE
>>560444238People are still traumatized by the Brigster
>>560446110Pharah is trash right now, Genji can still work if the player is good.
>>560445707Newfag
>>560437302I need to eat kiriko’s donut hole
>>560446110Pharah gets deleted by hitscan meta, Genji got nerfed enough you need to actually be good with him to do anything
>seeing heal sissy LW players >super bloom makes 1v1s insanely favored for youare they mostly fags?
>win game>everyone jumps in the big well in illios
i've played like 50 hours since they renamed the game so i'm going to buyered the next battle pass to support the game
I have owleague mirror fatigue
>>560446428They gave her the healslut subrole and nerfed her projectiles so you are a healslut now.
>>560447269Who cares? It's not like you're going to suck his cock
>>560446765okay uncfag
Why is sombra always rated poorly but she is always a menace in low tiers? What exactly is the difference
>>560447538Retards playing give her a bad rep
>>560447437did this just happen?
Freja is my girlfriend
>>560447453Everyone in this thread isn't a fat fuck retard in their late 30s?
>>560443336This but Ashe
>>560447538Because she's a menace in low tiers? Sombrap and moira are not strong themselves they require your enemy to be braindead niggers. They're like playing rock paper scissors with people that are unaware of the existance of rock in low tiers.
>>560447538she's exclusively played by absolute shitters
Why aren't the brown girls in Overwatch attractive?
>>560447538no one turns around in low tiers
>>560447937same reason they aren't attractive outside of overwatch
>>560447452hes playing like shit and didnt even have 1k damage on defense so like i do want other people to not be dogshit
>>560447937You can just ask for pictures of the pretty brown girls without baiting.
>>560447937>>560448058>brown loli with green hair
>>560447849Newfag uncfaggot
>>560448124Pokemon s/m sucks ass but i played that for 300 hours, it wasnt even fun to be desu
>>560448207But I'm a separate unc from the first unc
>>560447937Because you're an idiot
>>560447538no one wants to play torb
>>560448546Uncbros, I..
he's here
>>560448764I find that most of the warcraft skins are awesome but i never actually played it, should i try it?
>>560448764wish I wasn't complete ass with him but I'm glad I have it still
>>560448853lol no.
>>560448853leveling to 60 in vanilla is genuinely an amazing and immersive experience, not much to do in it after that thoughretail it depends on the expansion and what you like to do in the game, I'm enjoying the current one but I can't speak for anyone else, especially someone who has never played wow
>have a bad game on support>can just lean back and healbot and nobody is going to be upset>have a bad game as tank or dps>no way out>you will be flamed the instant your moira presses tab
>>560448853I agree the anon above me, leveling in classic is fun but retail is extremely boring for me at least. It literally takes me between 9-11 hours to max my account in retail.
>>560448853The game is still very charming if you play casually, I can't speak to any higher skill play. Same time I'm a biased source probably since I've played since 2005 and actually gone to events like blizzcon and spent way too much money on that shit.
>>560449453what often looks like a tank or dps diff is actually a support diff
Which one will be next?
>>560449549But nobody knows that. I am not getting called out for wasting my fight winning cooldowns as long as my scoreboard numbers look pretty.
>>560449668The only one that interests me is Futurama
>>560449668FIFA LET'S GOSUUIIIIII
>>560449668some tranime slop
>>560449549NTA but I just end up blaming myself 95% and internalizing that anger.>>560449668I want Jojo.
>>560449689i don't call it out because most support players will likely completely forget the entire match by the time the next one loads and i just report anyone who does call them out anyway because i like logging in to "thank you for reporting!"
>>560449668That's so interesting, all that options but not a single good one... Whatever give me yugioh or SAO so i can at least jerk off to dark magician girl or Asuna kiriko
>>560449791So evangelion
>>560449668gib zeezeezee
>>560449668Clue is silly, I want to see thatstill not spending a fucking cent obviously
Almost everypony is level 5
>>560449668A lot of these sound cool on paper but the skins would suck in game.
>>560441740This deserves a (You)
>uphill battle >realize I might be the player that made it an uphill battle lol
>>560449668God fucking damn it if they do an elden ring collab I'm gonna paypig so fucking hard
>>560450270Bringing Mercy above level 1 turns you into a sissy.
>>560421957
>>560449668GOJO SIGMA SKIN and remove the ugly metal thing around his orbs in your fov because it doesn't effect gameplay no idea why they don't experiment with it
>>560449668>the only gacha there is zenlessI.... Don't really mind it
>>560450182I was considering buying the boardgame for my niece but it seems they turned everyone into niggers and mutts now...
>buff illari's damage>now one of the best dps in the game>she becomes the highest winrate character overnight>in response, they nerf her healing>her winrate goes even higher than it was before because now illari's spend less time healingbrilliant plan, blizzard
>>560449668I would bet money that Eva gets a collab when D.Mon releases at the end of the year. That or Gundam 2.0.
>>560449668resident evil>>560449805me too but i think its a never ever. if fortnite hasnt done it yet then i think its just an "araki is an old man and doesnt want to collab with video games" issue
Angela Ogundimu
>>560450717If they buffed Illari's butt, would she become popular?
Im returning to overwatch for the first time in about 2 years.can somebody give me a TLDR on the current lore? All i know is that some pony tail bish came in and reaper left talon with widow/sombra.
>>560450690of course they did
>>560449805>>560450749I feel like Araki wants the IP to be used for fashion and "high brow" industries. It's just where his passion is. He cares a lot of fidelity and respecting his designs. I don't think Overwatch has a good enough track record to satisfy him.If anything, I would expect him to design Jojo-adjacent skins for heroes rather than allow Blizzard to design cosplays of his characters. Essentially stuff similar to his work with Gucci.
>l*re
>>560450865its a live service game the lore is a way to sell you more skins nothing meaningful will actually happen
>>560449668https://youtu.be/yBuHEV44s3Y?si=WL8qhmS3C4tJZ2_G
>>560450938Leore!
>>560450810no it's perfect the way it is
i don't think you understand the gravity of the situation
>>560450865Daughter of former Talon leader, that got killed by Reaper, makes her move and dethrones Jobfist Widow, Sombra, and Reaper dont like it and are the only members to defect from Talon
>>560450886>fran
THEY STILL ( STILL) HAVENT FIXED THE FUCKING YELLOW DOT OVER STORY. HOW FUCKING INCOMPETENT CAN YOU FUCKING BE?
how difficult is it to git moderately gud with echo? is that a hard hero to pick up? I think shes cool
>>560451215would
>>560445708yeah
>>560450931that hack mind raped me with the end of jojolion and he wont even give me a pity jotaro ram/giorno lifeweaver skin
>>560450931>If anything, I would expect him to design Jojo-adjacent skins for heroes rather than allow Blizzard to design cosplays of his characters. Essentially stuff similar to his work with Gucci.Would be a better style of collab than the bad cosplay one. Fans still get the designs they like and other players get cool skins to buy. Like the hello kitty skins.
>>560451085It would be troublesome for my teammates I would say
>>560451215wasnt this whore in the xqc hdmi adapter drama?
>go 21-0 as anran in comp>still not enough to get back into diamond 1it keeps giving me the smallest percentage possible so I can't get back to my previous rank before the SR reset...
>>560450120
>>560451260She's shit and not worth it.
>>560451193I didn't notice Mauga's 3 brain cells slowly activating here
>>560448853play/look up WC3 lore, play vanilla 1-60 levelingthats all you need
>>560451380I think I would like it a lot. I'm a sucker for anything Araki, though. I have two massive Araki prints from an expo framed and hanging on my wall.>>560451481No but she has A LOT of drama surrounding her. She was infamous before Overwatch was even released.
>>560451193wait you mean that random mook reaper shot out the window in the pve missions?
>>560451939yea him
>>560451260Echo is one of the hardest heroes in the game.
>>560451215I heard she sucked Super off
>>560451770>mauga's 3 brain cellsmauga the master manipulator strikes again...
>no unequip title button>instead, you collapse all drop down lists, find "none", select "no title" from it and click equipHOLY JEETCODING
>>560451260the 2 anons who replied to you are genuinely retarded. she's easily a top 3 dps, is constantly played in pro play and is relatively easy to pick up for noobies.
>>560451939Yes
>>560450120Sex with Mercy Yao
>>560452026>>560452268kek, i watched the new cinematic and the whole time i was wondering why doomfist was jobbing to a random girl.
>>560452212She's bald, tho.
getting echo pregnant
>>560453209anon she is a robot.
>>560453209sexbotto
>>560451892>She was infamous before Overwatch was even released.Yeah shes been a homie hopper since the Halo days
>>560452268vendetta still sleeps with that plush btw
>>560453209Rammatra...
resident evil collab if niggers who whine about kiriko getting skins were in charge:leon kennedy hazardchris redfield junkratjill valentine ventureada wong moira
Best Mei skin? Been enjoying her brainlessly grinding stadium for comp points
victoria's secret collab
>>560453456ada wong is kiriko
>>560453321And?
>>560453545Unreal 5 reaper
>>560453209
>>560453489honeydew, though green is associated with cheating in korea, so she would be an NTR waifu.
>>560453661faggot shit
>>560453489
Mauga feels like the only tank who can actually handle the utter diarrhea of CC, stuns, and damage spikes while still being a threat that can't just be walked over.
>>560453489This one is objectively the best, and everyone else is wrong.
>>560453884In Planet Platinum, maybe.
>>560453540read my post, mr. jeetson
>>560453950no
>>560453948That's funny because he's uniquely bad against CC spam.
>>560453489this
>>560454230trans colors
>>560453489They all fucking suck
>mercy starts damage boosting me>start missing every shotGet away from me vile whore
>>560454230Built for spanking
>enemy team picks rein ana>my dps pick cree soldier>they can't do fucking anythingFor the love of god why is it I get counter swapped on tank all the time by the enemy tank never does
i was talking to myself out loud and said "this fat fucking nigger..." and didnt realize my mic was unmuted. its ok i wont get banned i have plot armor
why does plat have the most amazing players and also people who haventt played a video game before
>>560454671This happened to me today too i usually physically turn my laptops mic off instead of in game and i forgot i restarted my laptop and it turned on
i like TOOL do you like TOOL
Are people buying the nier skins? I think I've only seen like one person with it so far
>>560454676it's constantly dropping new players and fallen diamonds in there
>>560453661>c.aikek, I tried it out once with a moira conversation and she insisted on saying "mine" when referring to me, as if she owned me, and kept saying possessive
>>560453884you mean Orisa
>>560454873I've seen a lot of Venny's but that's it
overwatch has been a good distraction from the desolate year for gaming that 2026 has been so far but I'm really starting to get bored with it. I hope something good comes out soon.
>>560454873I don't think it's as big of a hit as they were expecting. It's not a massive IP and the skins are underwhelming visually.
>>560454873Seen a lot of Vendettas and Kirikos, probably handful of Lifeweavers and Wuyangs in comparison but they are out there.
>>560454873I've seen all of them ingame yeah. Kiriko and Vendetta the most.
>>560454671Delor, is that you?
>>560454873i bought the wuyang skin because i main him and was tired of the default skin
>>560454873I have seen a bunch 2b and 9s The other ones not so much
>>560454793Can't see how this is related to ow but yea i like tool
I still really miss the one lootbox per level system Overwatch used to have. It was a really easy way to get me to keep queueing. Now I finish my dailies and don't feel like playing anymore.
>>560455005>I hope something good comes out soon.not likely
>>560455018theyre fine if youre not a terminal coomer dunno if ill bother with Himiko toga or Juri having 2Kiri, and LW has no better skins besides cleric, and same can be said for wuyang, and its vendetta's best skin followed by the exo skin she has >>560455275each bp level or every 5 bp level should have a lootbox with every 10 being an epic and every 20 a legendary, all you do with the bp besides clearing it is a meaningless title
what does venture's pussy look like
>snipe the enemy widow >she goes dvafucking bitch
>>560455005Did you play smt5v
>>560455484>smt5vno, is it much better than smt5? I wasn't a huge fan of the base game
>>560455460
>>560455460she has a botched fake penis actually
>>560455460It has never seen a razor
>>560453489Either Honydew, Sprinkles or the Mythic. She's easy on the eye, those made it even better.
>>560455460chopped
>>560455460Venture's got a perfect tight innie; it's like how the least masculine men tend to have the biggest dicks.
>>560455460caverns and crevasses
>sudden wave of lethargy over the past 2 days that my meds doing nothing to stopi dont even know if i have it in me to sit through a single ranked match right now.
>>560456336If you don't you don't. It's not a job.
>>560456182venture needs a femboy skin
>>560456182la creatura
>vendetta's 'for this, you will be rewarded' line
has anyone else noticed how weird venture's coat is? look at the way it separates on the back
>>560456336take a shower. go to bed. drink some water.
>>560456513hairy or shaven?
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/a/af/Mizuki_-_She_knows..._No%2C_she_shouldn%27t.ogg
>>560456639Triangle
>>560456513The reward is getting her pregnant
>enemy tank has to cycle through literally every counter to my hero and trying to mirror and still getting shit on >he wins by pure luck on extra round where we had a whole minute over them but we kept inting >shit talking diamond cannot be a real rank with real people
>>560456659
>>560456182can attest this is true as a 5'3 man with a 7 incher
>>560456182>tfw 6'4'' dva mainIt's joever
>>560456513Talons logo
dps to play if I'm a sissy?
>>560457171Marvel Rivals
>>560457171venture
>>560457171reaper
>>560456764great now I have to look up rwt's Vendetta stuff and masturbate to it again
>>560457156meant for >>560456639
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo9KNgY_9_g
>>560457171Torb,symm,venture,ratjunk
good night hammonds
>>560457171sombra
>>560457078D.va BVLLS keep winning
>If a game comes out and you don't wanna play it and you've never played it, shut the fuck upHe can't stop winning
>vendetta is pissed off after a loss and needs a hard anal pounding to take the anger off
>>560458097>watched the entire streamI could listen to him speak until the end of time.
Redpill me on Mercy. Is she actually that bad?>Urrrgg no damage you retar-Blue beam. Anything else?
>>560458097he and keller should do makeup sex
>>560458254Swapping to your glock is faster than beaming shitty allies
>>560458340Keller's already naked in his twitter profile picture, he's ready for it
>>560458097>keller fixes overwatch and now kaplan gets to pretend he's some kind of messiahoverwatch is cool but he was a failure of an executive developer and producerliterally all he did was take his team's engine, rough out a dual-wield smg, ask someone to draw art for it, and make a slideshow begging for money because he thought he could sell tf2 charactershe literally named the project "monetized first person shooter"
>>560458690Yeah but you see old = good and new = bad
>>560458832yes
>>560458254You want to play Mercy, fine but people will not like you and you will have no transferable skills and be forced to play shitter crutch stuff like moira when you don't.
instant alt f4, not even gonna give them a chance
ive never seen a more bitchmade player base outside of a fucking royale than i have in this game. niggas dont have a single aggressive bone in their body and have the nerve to wonder why the game isnt wining itself when they do nothing but poke in the choke and refuse to engage with the tank. go play fucking pubg or something
>>560459497>be forced to play shitter crutch stuff like moirabut then you can diff your dps and spam>stupidity is not a right>aren't you just pathetic?
THIS FUCKING CAT IS LIKE A GODDAMN MOSQUITO
how is there still no win rate against specific characters stat yet?
i love playing against widow smurfs in goldit's my favourite activity in overwatch!
Illari bros... I've got both of her cat skins...
>>560460060>pidoruski
>>560460060More like SnimokEkrana_26-03-15_22-47-21-000.jpg
>>560460024stop peeking you moron
>>560460024no one smurfs in gold lil bro, this might be the only game where people's smurfs have higher rank than their main
I love juno
>>560460286>>560460553rude...
>>560460060Nice. I prefer the original but I put this into the pool too.
>>560454873>peopleI was gonna buy A2 but I don't want to spend $26 on a skin. Downright disgraceful pricing.
>>560461503Kiriko owes me sex
If "every loss is your fault" is true how come i never see any actual good advice for people that genuinely struggle with carrying a game? How do you actually implement and work around the guy (or guys) that are actively losing you the game because of just plain bad decision making? Is the only way to help them to make them an entire priority and sacrifice any other plan that you may have going on in your head? I see this argument thrown all the time, guides on how to position, guides on roles, subroles etc but i never actually see guides on what to do when you get shit team mates. Instead of denying and half assing the reality of it, why don't we start to question and work around it?
>>560460060Damn lucky
>>560461986you open your mic and micromanage them
>>560461503I want to eat kiriko’s donut hole
>>560458254just play her and you'll see why. she's a fucking stupid hero. she latches on to someone else and that's it. if you're getting hit, you better get away or dance around because you can't fight back
>>560462224Yeah losing teams fucking love this
>>560462348let me glaze it for you
>>560462562the premier healbot does not even outheal moira
>>560462608not my problem
>enemy support plays mercy/moira>they obsessively healbot>the enemy cass is dogshit and can't hit anything>the enemy rein is an inting retard and can't stay alive>the enemy genji spams for heals and dies in the backline>the humble illari played by me
>>560462224Nigga my supports get triggered and throw the entire match if I press the I need healing button once. You think these people won't lose their minds if I use voice chat to tell them what to do?
I can't take it anymoar, fuck ranked and fuck every single ow player am gonna play qp only
>>560463239I like Illari but god I cannot click heads to save my fat fucking chud life
>>560463537What happened babe? You can tell us
>>560463537Isn't qp worse than ranked? I was told that.t. newbie
>>560463546That's why you have to practice. It's the only way.
>>560463546Illari's kind of a rhythm thing for me. I usually start off really errant then hone in after a while.>>560464320In my opinion it depends. There are heroes I only play in comp and heroes I only play in QP.
>>560464320If youre a new player ranked is better since you play with people close to your skill level it doesnt really matter to me i get raped in either mode>>560464105I can't win! I can't win! At least qp has shorter queue times so i can lose faster
i win
Playing tank is the most miserable OW experience.
>>560463537Just play 6v6 comp.
>>560464769i thoughted tanks are unkillable raidbosses who just afk on point and kill everyone=?=====??
>>560464769Play 6v6
>>560464816>>560464961No one plays that shit meme mode.
why aren't there more dress skins, they should be like easy to turn into fan favorite ones?
>>560464679>expectedBlizzard gifted you that win to keep you playing
>>560464679
I hate that game collabs are this super serious thing now where you can't have fun with the characters you'd give it too without people crying. In a perfect world we'd get an MK crossover that's roadhog as fat scorpion and mei as subzero/frost
>>560458097>winning his game won't break 50k and will die in less than a year
>>560465289there's a reason i left that here, that was the joke thank you mr obvious cunt
>>560464769Definitely the most mentally exhausting role for sure>>560464896Tanks haven't been "raid bosses" since like season 6 when they started going back on removing CC. Now they just exist to eat up cooldowns but not actually play the game.
>>560464320Ranked is garbage because people are subhumans, and ranked make them more subhuman like
>>560465039elaborate why it is shit
>>560464320>Only play one half of any payload maps>Half the lobby quits the instant the game isn't a free win>"Dude it's just qp lol" mindset means some people don't even try to do anything beyond spamming emotes and voice linesQP is objectively worse than ranked but ranked has its own issues.
THE
>>560466072pee.va
>>560465039It's the better mode to chill. You don't have to sweat as much as in 5v5 because you matter less. And because it's comp you can lock in dps and usually people will flex because they want to win.
>Try out the clash gamemode in arcade>Seems like 5cp from tf2, wonder why its not in main queue>You gain points for each cap>You don't need to cap the last point, you cant just back and forth the middle point until someone winsWow, ow devs suck so hard they managed to ruin a perfectly functioning gamemode into a stupid shit
>>560466072they shouldn't have removed her naruto whiskers from this skin it would've been perfect
>>560463271> my supports get triggered and throw the entire match if I press the I need healing button once.me lole
>>560465039Why are you so butthurt bro?
>>560463546Me high as a kite during every match to prevent the dark rage from winning.
>>560465201A game with OW quality but all the characters are omega coom bait when
>>560462348errrrm
>>560467356not to mention that the 2! (two!) maps they made for that mode SUCK DICK and are TERRIBLE
>>560458097>brand new game coming out>it's craft survival trash 10 years after the fad already died
>supports even in masters shoot walls instead of pocketing the dps ultinsane
>>560467563damn 50 yo black women look like this??
>>560458097After watching Jeff stream his new game I'm 101% convinced he was the good guy. He's too effeminate and kind to be evil and from how he talks about the design decisions, he's definitely a self aware 120 iq dork. I simply refuse to believe the revised story about how he couldn't lead a team properly to a good product after seeing the way he communicates with the team. Honestly he seems very knowledgeable and capable as a game designer and boss. I hope everything works out for Jeff and Tim and the rest of the team.
>>560467954you said you didn't want me on mercy so this is what you get..
>>560467954and dps whine for pockets at all ranks
>>560468062
>>560468150What's this brat so smug about huh
>>560468156
>>560468062>he seems nicevs>almost destroying overwatch for good over the course of yearsTigole might be polite when he has a game to huck but we know what he's like.
>>560468062He literally admitted that he fucked up massively by letting the PvE project overtake the actual game.
The game is full of hackers now isn't it? First days after update the game was fun but now every match in quickplay you have Bastions and Soldiers who 360 while jumping at max mouse sensitviity without missing a shot, it's very weird and i'm having a lot, like 1 of those weird cases every 5 matches
>>560468062I love The Lena
FACE THE SUNRISE
>>560452212>Not hitscan>Squishy af>Have to learn how to play the other hero just to QSomeone here is genuinely retarded alright
>>560468062> He's too effeminateSomeone should draw him getting fucked by Tracer.
>>560468210she just suzud your pawse bamb
You can tell the dude with daddy jeff issues has never had a job and has zero grasp of what its like having malicious dumbass manchildren corpos constantly making impossible out-of-touch demands of youThe man was a salary slave just like every other creative in the business.
>>560468414Yeah, Jeff probably called people niggers a couple of times during his 5000 hours playtime in rust. I'd be disappointed if he didn't. Seriously though, he said in the interview that he learned a lot about how to properly talk to people early at Blizzard. >>560468509Your X timeline slop might, but he literally admitted in the interview that the execs were asking for the PvE to be made according to a shitty powerpoint pitch he made with an "insane timeline, especially for Blizzard". >>560468653Of course you do, she's perfect!
I would rather eat Doomfist's ass than play against a Domina. That's why I only play ranked.
do all of these legendary boxes only have the skins no one wants? why would you use this? why would they make this? it is puzzling
>>560469238That's unironically one of the most sought after Brig skins lmao
Qp, comp, and stadium are all currently populated with the most Nigerian npc braindead retarded niggercattle ever observed, so I ragequit and drew a vendetta. I’m probably gonna be banned next time I log on ngl, I said some gamer words
>>560469061this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AHUEON7Fb8
>>560469324gonna cry, lil guy?
>>560469238I want that skin more than anything...
>>560469238Feskarn is considered the holy grail of brig skins
>>560469238Insult my wife again and I'll kill you
>>560469324lmao incel
>>560469302I refuse to believe that brig dressed up as a fishing grandpa is highly sought after. that's bullshit
>>560469371I want sex with Briggers more than anything
>>560469450Just because you have no taste doesn't mean your opinion is held by everyone else
>>560468018BLACK DON'T CRACKEspecially when incased in synthetic materials
>>560469324I’m so mad I forgot the image holy shit
how accurate is this counter list? https://overpicker.com/counters is there a better one?
>>560469514god I want her to sit on my face with her piston powered ass.
>>560468062>He's too effeminate and kind to be evilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yRFOnGM8-I
>>560469624don't obsess over counterslearn how your favorite heroes can adjust to the rostercountering will boost you and you'll get filtered once people can aim
How will Vendetta's arc end? Chained up in a dungeon? Sucked into a black hole by Sigma?
>>560469624>Brigitte -10 against DVA.What retard made this?
>QP is supposed to be the chill casual whatever mode>yet it is the mode you will have people fling reports the most over communication, afking, not playing how others want, etc.kek, this playerbase is pathetic
>>560469834Me. Problem, chuddy?
anyone wanna play with a mercy from south america?... i'm new to the game, and i'm currently silver 2
>>560469738>man stands his ground after some fag host talks shithe should have put that pompous prick in a rear naked chokehold
>>560420569Imagine Pharah and Ana wearing those outfits while servicing Mercy's giant futa cock
>>560469738Jeff was in the right to kill this guy on the spot
Kiriko Kamori! You go girl! Sugoi!
Kiri!
>>560469998Who would be Sally in the Sallyface collab
>>560470327
>>560470343kiriko
>>560469624just know that moira counters genji and if you are on support it's your duty to swap to moira and hard focus him all game
>>560470327Cute.....................
>6v6Vs>5v5
WHY THE FUCK EVERY (nᵒᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ) KIRIKO SKIN HAS NON-GREEN HAIR I LIKE HER GREEN HAIR STOP MAKING HER A BASIC WHORE, SAME AS ASHE, KEEP HER HAIR WHITE
>>560470524too many give her blue eyes too
>blizzard prioritizes leavers to backfill???what kind of retard thought this was a good idea, they will just leave
Bald kiri skin
SHE IS CUTE
>10,000 years of saying nothing, always trying my best, avoiding throwing, and always endorsing every game>still endorsement level 4
>>560470649i dont think thats how it worksunless they count as a leave when this shit game crashes to destkop without warning
>>560470908You have to say GG and glhf
>>560469762not really obsessing, just want to know when the enemy swaps is it because it hard counters me or not so if I lose I know if it's because we just sucked or the counter pick worked hog is an easy dva counter, that much is obvious but I don't know what to make of orissa
>>560468062The setting and aesthetics of his new game seem rather boring. Do we really need another basic Western shooter?
>>560470908Endorsement level 5 is exclusively for mercy mains
>>560470819tinyshiny has been on the overwatch casting grind for a long while now, good to see her getting recognized
>my masters tank plays like a gold player>check profile>plays 2 hours tops per season>gets higher and higher every seasonLike what the fuck is this system? Guy legit only flanks or sits on point and climbs every season.
>>560470478Tell me who both those people are right now.
When should I heal on mercyWhen should I boostWhen should I pistol
i'm an illari enjoyer and i should be endorsement 5
>>560450643good mornyan
>>560471180when neededideally alwaysabsolutely never
>exist as illari>Q>potg 100% of the time?????
>Getting rolled by a winton>No DPS or Tank switch to deal with himGood lord
>try playing brigga>i just get raped over and over while barely doing any healsI cant play her. I'll just stick to playing ana I guess...
>level 106 genji with a genji name>silver 3 how does this happen
>>560471293Left and middle need my fiver asap idc about right
>>560471590it's called having fun
https://youtu.be/c2YQhVOQpms?si=vgR0fOynccWBLLkjthis is how i imagine our resident mercy posters to play like
>>560471293The wife the wife and the wife
I have now played Emre for 13 hours total and still never bothered to learn if he has countersI just like his gameplay
>>560470524Kiri is perfect no matter what
>>560471293Anybody who wears thongs is a massive fucking slut
Does every ult really need to be an I win button
>>560471886Nu characters don't have counters.
>>560471886>countersNone, really? Barriers? i guess. Other hitscans? I guess.
>>560471314good mornyan!
>>560471886Best way to be desu
>>560471180>When should I heal on mercyYou shouldn't even pick that trash hero.
>>560471561brig kinda sucks into double predscan gigapoke
>>560472260Obligatory response
>>560471784console gameplay is a fucking (boring) trip
I am literally Juno from Overwatch irl
>>560471293Marry > Fuck > Kill
>>560471886he should not have a perk that lets him sustain tank and kill a ball
why is 6v6 so much more fun
>>560472480>tanksissies when they don't automatically win a 1v1 against a dps simply by out-statting them
>>560470908I never endorse and am level 5. I am a mercy main THOUGH
>>560471590what is a genji name
>>560471036>hog is an easy dva counter, that much is obviousdva counters hog
I just went 10-10. Im actually the only constant
>>560473256just blame your tank
>>560473302Can I really do that
Battle mercy on Stadium is nothing short of unconsentual rape for the enemy team.
>>560473408Sure, whos gonna stop you?
>>560472538Its hard to put into words. Maybe because of tactical and situational variety where in 5v5 the playbook feels very repetitive, counter’y, cut and dry.Two tanks working together in perfect harmony feels fucking tits, and even if you have 1 bad tank there’s a good chance the other is at least competent.
>>560472423I miss Hanamura
redpill me on the dive heroes
>>560473663genji is a nigger doomfist is a nigger winston is a nigger what else do you need to know
>>560473663You kill the backline and then the tank gets no healsAlso escaping is easy on most divers
>>560473754why are you obsessed with niggers
>>560473408
>>560473826society made me this way
we back
>>560473638>even if you have 1 bad tank there’s a good chance the other is at least competentBut if the bad tank doesn't play with the good tank the good tank is fucked against two mid tanks who work together.
Kiriko cutting my balls off with her kunai
>>560474067Many are dreaming of this
>>560473754>>560473763what about the tank divers
>>560473990>triple healer meta killing Rivals>not even aggressively monetizing coomer skins is workingwew
>>560473990doesn't count. most of marvel rivals players aren't on steam.
>>560474186Same about Overwatch, incel. We, the wokies, won.
>weLol. Lmao.
>>560474282He's joking all rivals players are on steam.
>>5604740631 good tank with 1 bad tank is a hundred times better than just 1 bad tank especially if the good tank is running something like sigma or dom
>>560474183they also have a new broken dps with a 2s cooldown dash that generates overshield and an ult that runs your tanks off the map
>>560474446>they also have a new broken dps with a 2s cooldown dash that generates overshield and an ult that runs your tanks off the mapThe most hilarious part was that the stun could last 12 seconds
>>560474408I lost too many games because of one feeding tank. The most impactful thing I can do as a dps player is trade roles with the retard and simply not feed.
>>560474691rape
why do i see more people complaining about their tank than DPS or SUP
>>560474773>why do i see more people complaining about their tank than DPS or SUPBecause if your tank is bad that's almost a guaranteed loss.
>my honest reaction
>>560474773It was so bad in ow1 but in ow2 with the move to 5v5 blizzard super charged the tanks and made them the team’s protagonist So if he sucks you are forced to hyper carry which most people can’t do
WHY DIDNT I GET THE JUNO HELLO KITTY SKIN I SHOULDVE HAVE BEEN PLAYING HER EARLIER FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>560475084A common lament at the moment.
>>560475030 (Me)It wasnt so bad**
i'm bored of overwatch. thanks for reading my blog.-official blog post-
>>560475178keep me posted
my queues are so long because everyone avoids me....
>>560475178*subscribes*
>>560475162Cum-worthy freckles.
>>560475308don't need extra avoid slots if you get the shitters to avoid you instead
>>560475162>blonde junogross
rate my desk bros
>>560474773Both DPS can carry a team to a successful push even if the tank is lacking but will crumble on the defense round
>>560475574>that random old horse painting within a painting
>>560475574taxpayers funded this.
>>560475729Probably a parent that insists it needs to go on that wall
>>560475595why does she always look unironically retarded in your screenshotslike she actually looks like a non-verbal autistic woman staring down a grilled cheese
>>560475657A god like mercy CAN pistol a team to victory if she has god aim and positioning But so they fuck what? Your Mom CAN get off my dick but she doesnt want to
Juno naked dogeza
>>560475574needs more smug
>>560475869have you heard her voice linesshe doesn't use contractionsshe's autistic
>>560475869uh wat u mean
>>560475084>he didn’t buy the bundleAnon…
>>560476050am ...I the grilled cheese?
>>560476050>borderline-retarded looking girl trying to wear sexy makeupdon't give me weird new fetishes anon that's the last thing i need right now
>>560448853WoW has options nowadays.>I'm a faggot that likes my games to take 40+ hours to hit max level, then spend another 100+ trying to gear them up, and maybe even a bigger faggot that likes permadeathYou'll enjoy classic.>I'm a faggot that likes to get to the meat of the game quickly, and then have a bunch of stuff open up at the end game rather than just log in twice a week to raid and log out for the rest of the weekYou'll enjoy retail. Both Retail and Classic can be enjoyed, and if you really like the warcraft 1-3 lore, you'll want to play classic for the story, then switch to retail and level up again in the post WotLK cata sundering world. Retail's story got heavily pozzed the last few expansions, and retail WoW is very much all about the alliance, featuring horde lore characters sitting in the background of cutscenes sometimes. DF is basically the gayest expansion they've released (every other quest was about someone being gay or a tranny or disabled), and SL made the god of death a tranny. TWW and Midnight's side quests are better than the main story, but midnight's story so far has been better than TWW's. Midnight also gives you a fuckload to do at level 90, and you aren't just forced to raid or get fucked like Classic. They've basically added the sims to retail with the introduction of housing, mythic dungeons are easy and get you raid gear depending how far you push them, delves are solo dungeons that also give gear, and not-pokemon is still around for a good chunk of content, even though they've basically abandoned it in Midnight. Most people burn through the story in retail really quickly and don't do a lot of the side quests given how much exp you're thrown, so if you don't care about the story you can autopilot yourself through it and avoid 98% of the pozzed/gay content. tl;dr - WoW has something for everyone nowadays, it's fun.
>>560475574what country is that
This entire story arc feels really forced.
>>560476346Nice ai
>>560476453....story arc? this is a multiplayer game chud
>>560475595Ugly bitch
>>560476346This is why nobody likes mmo players.
>>560476498If you think my stoner ramblings are AI, you must really have a hard time when faced with the real thing.
>>560476453All stories are forced because they're not real
>>560476626No human being with a divine soul would shill for world of warcraft in the year of our lord 2026.
I wanna fuck angela
It's so exciting when you're a defenseless Mercy and the enemy team corners you in a small room...
Talon mercy skin is literally one of the sexiest and coolest skins out there.
>>560477051More like tilting. Where the fuck is my teaaaaaaam
>>560477095true, shame mercytrannies hate it because it isn't le cute uwu
What is Talon’s endgame?
>>560477316>>560477316new
>>560477326bringing back Traditional Family values
>>560476724I'd agree if you had said that any time in the past 4 expansions, but with classic existing and retail giving you shit to do instead of raidlog, a $15 sub will ensure you find something to do you'll enjoy. I still think the devs are fucking idiots and that blizz is constantly doing some retarded kikery to make you hate them hearthsteel fumble right out of the gate, for example. $7.50 for a SINGLE tree, even if they reduced it to $2.50, is fucking stupid. $.50 for an egg? Absolute retardation., and you see it more with WoW than OW, but you can still have fun with the game.
>>560475574Illari….
>>560455056OHHHHH WOOOOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAAAAAT
>>560473638well said schlopdog
>>560470478To be fair, Zyzz was gay and would never dirty his hands on a woman.
>>560470908Endorsement level is purely based on getting endorsements. Giving them does nothing to maintain or enhance it.
>>560475940She’s such a blonde bimbo slut here I need to look like that
