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oi! winston is a dirty stinky gorilla!
Kiriko!
OP?More like blOat P
>>560477316
Howdy y'all, it's Kiriko
>>560477658Man's shoulder
How is the gang going to afford rent this month?
how does genji know what dino nuggets are? do they even have them in japan?
post your wife
>>560477658What's that Illari? You need me to help you repopulate the Quechua people? I mean, I suppose I could give it a shot...
Why were people saying fishing Brig is a sought after skin? Can't you buy it with white credits since it's an OW1 skin?
>>560478032That’s a static image bro she didn’t say anything
My aim is silver-gold tier. Im really good at hitting tanks consistently but anything smaller than reaper I cant hit for shit.What worked for you anons? How did you git gud?
Mercy's farts
>>560477316Anyone else feel like they can't get a single fucking win on their own? i win 1 game for 3-5 consecutive loses after that, i know stats dont matter much but my tank just went 5-17 and their went 23-8, amazing
>>560478486I just play a lot and never get good
they roll out 5 counter picks for thanos (me) gg go next
>chillin in qp farming event wins>enemy winston goes fucking crazy>sweating like I've never seen a winston sweat before>primals so scary I just stand still and let him have his way with me>thinking this is pretty ridiculous for qp>we lose>winston in chat "from the river to the sea">look at teams>four-stack of israel flagswhy are we actively riling up enemies now? it's like taunting a pitbull and acting surprised that you got bit
>>560478438It spoke to me
>>560478626Every 15 year old edgelord is rocking israel icons and trans flag name cards now
>>560478489This how she flies around btw
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
>>560478574>pick doom>enemy swaps to mizuki, ana, cree, sombra, hog>your team swaps to mercy who pockets the 0-11 soldier and dps MoiraWhy is it always like this? Especially the part where you get mercy Moira every match. I feel like that specific comp happens way too often and is so dogshit.
>>560478527>tank just went 5-17Literally me. Sorry for ruining your game
>>560478728>edgelord>woke
>>560478486I got a new table and a mouse pad bigger than a cd box. Jumped from silver to master in a season.
>>560479123retard
>>560477881Escort work
>>560479735I accept your concession
>>560479981Yeah, Reaper doing it
>>560478892i will put up the most subpar 3 minute run of doomfist ever before some pedophile freaks out and counterswaps for no reason. and of course im not a bitch so i dont swap, so he probably gets asshurt and demands more of his team swaps and then its just totally unplayable
>>560480303It’s a team effort.
>>560479123The ruse is up, people see the truth now so it's the edgelord play to side with them
gn hanas
>>560481060>wild guessing
>>560477682Howdy, Kiriko. Where are the donuts?
>>560481205Goodnight Hana
>>560470478What is the story behind this?
>>560481502>taking everything at face value
>>560478889A lot of pillows on that bed
>>560481692>coming up with wild explanations for the motivations of people you will never talk toVery academic
>>560477682Nice try McGay, take off the dress
sym looks so pretty in this skini love her hair
>>560481510DEVOURED
Which enemy heroes piss you off the most?
>>560482294https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OBRJcZanDA
>>560482296ashe/cree because i know the faggot pedo section 8 housing big lipped niggers think they're so good
I don't need the nier fomo.......... I don't need it....
>>560482487they aren't even good skins
Illari le Serafim skin is shitt. Illarifag
>>560481982underrated skin
>>560482809wanna fight about it?
Why is Mercy's healing per second so shit? Isn't that like what she's supposed to be good at
>>560482296If a character has>a small model >has excessive survivability or escape potential>and is low skillIt probably pisses me off. Mei, Anran, JPC, sombra all come to mind
>>560482296Dva, Venture, Lucio
>>560482296McCassidy. He's been broken for the entirety of Overwatch under the guise that he's "high skill." (you have to point his gun)
>>560483034there’s no recharge tho
>>560483149Gold speaks.
>>560482809i dont need to spend money when i got this for free
>>560483220You say that like he wasn't the highest pickrate DPS in top 500 before Sojourn released.
>>560483034what do you expect from a troll pick? seriously now
Why does illari, the literal high school aged girl have one of the biggest asses in the game?
>>560483034Mercy is a net-negative for player experience. She ruins the game for eight players in every match. Custa, who is on the "hero development" team, or whatever they call it, has confirmed that they are aware that there are heroes no one wants in their games and they intentionally balance them down to lower their pickrate. Mercy is most likely one of those heroes.
>>560483386She's from South America, what did you expect?
>>560481982Sym's /fa/shion choices are underappreciated.
>>560483034The counter balance is that a god mercy will never die + she can rez. She is going to get flash heal built into her kit for free eventually per the devs (next season?).Regardless shes still bad especially at the esports level. She needs to deal damage or at least have something like peels.
sometimes emre feels like ass but when he clicks oh manall those halo hours werent for nothing
Why did everyone stop posting Domina?
>>560483638We haven’t ? Shes OP as fuck.
This is my Symmetra grail. Does anyone know if it's in lootboxes? If so, and I acquire it through a lootbox, I will become a Sym main.
>>560483031for me it's Nightfall
matrix collab when
>>560483609can you educate me on mercy? how do you not die as mercy? you have to follow someone around and hold left click and the only thing you can do is try to fly somewhere else. and people love targeting mercy
>>560482639You and every midwit saying this are so absolved of taste it's crazy
>>560483790Why does she look like Robbie Rotten
>>560483790>there is no loo
For me, it's Shadow Child.It's because I used to be vehemently against spending money on this game when it was shit and now I don't have any of the cool OW2 skins for any of the heroes.
>mercy perk>massive GA cooldown nerd and loses blue beam but now can dual wield the pistol + yellow beamI think something like this should be tested in the PTR
>>560483934GA mastery and roleplay as a mig 31
Mei's mythicc is too busty...
>>560484035Nerf***
we need a clavicular type hero that d.va, kiriko and juno fight over
>>560483964I mean I have a lit degree, obsessively collect physical media, actually read books every day, am an amateur novelist, send beat articles to local news letters for fun, am 30, work a full time job and am financially independent, and have seven album reviews published on mass-scale music news outletsbut yeah you're probably right I have shit taste I like steely dan lmao
Illari needs new minor perks, I'm never not taking the pylon one
>>560484336illari perks are probably the best in the gameall four are viablea lot more than what can be said for most heroes
>dont play tank>our tanks are mouthbreathing feeders>dont play dps>our dps get outdpsed by our tanks/support>dont play support>our healers wont heal
i don't like shooting jetpack cat :(
>putting in extra hours over the weekend>get home with some chicken n waffles covered in hot butter>crack open a cold one>launch OW>6v6 QP>instalock honzoYep, it’s gaming time
>>560484738I want to stomp that cat like a cockroach
>>560484827nooooo
>>560484738>swap to ashe and murder the reddit cat>they swap to mercyerry time lmao
What could have been..
>>560484992This design is a bit too battleborn
Is JPC the worst hero ever put into OW?
>>560484827this but irl
>>560484458healing fart sucks
>>560485219I've won a lot of games pocketing a Sigma or Orisa with that shitty little burst heal. Sunburn is better, obviously, but in a pure poke v. poke sunburn is useless.
ok retard then how would you fix mercy if you're so smart
>>560485118At first I wanted to say brig but honestly brig could at least get fucked by pharah
>>560485376>brig could at least get fucked by pharahyes please
>>560485335Honestly I thought about it a lot and I have no good answer that wont piss off the no brain mercy mains
its too obvious when you fight stacks in ranksneed a solo queue only so these boosted stack shitters wont have their cruches
Do you think widowmaker keep doing escort work because she likes it? Think about it. She could quit any time and live off Talons payroll but she insists on working the corner because "its the only way.."
>>560485335Make her staff shoot a damage beam like moira, remove blue beam and make yellow beam also increase damage
Wouldnt fucking widow feel like fucking a refrigerated fish? She has no body heat.
I got 3 endorsements playing DPS earlier
>>560485825It would be like fucking a dead person so she probably smells like an old dead unrefrigerated fish, too.
lucky!!!
>>560485825I would cum inside and take full responsibility anyway
>>560486161cute
>>560486164Responsibility of what? There’s no way it wouldn’t be stillborn
>>560484738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpT0K1jGs4c
>>560486320uwu thank u
>>560482809>shows brown tummy>doesn't cover her assYou might just be gay.
>>560486320bruh.. why are you saying that?
>>560486320>[Deleted]KWAB
>>560486161
>>560487065Where are her teeth
>>560486320least deranged dps main
>moira starts talking shityou don't even play the fucking game you fucking spectator
Fareeha's got a really sexy voice...
>>560487553Justice rapes from above
>>560487082There was a bug for a while where with that one skin her teeth were really really tiny
>>560487651The other one...
>>560487698New horror unlocked
does anyone else kinda hate that super won't play his signature heroes anymoreit's like when seagull stopped playing genji
>>560487768I like the one hi she does
>>560487698imagine how gummy that bj would be
why can't echo just have a normal ult why the fuck do I gotta be someone else I don't know how to be these other fucks
>>560488052It's actually fucking great when you're an autist who knows how to play lots of characterst. echo main
>>560488052echo is for real players only
Just copy the tank lol
Just copy the support lol
>>560488052Just copy the enemy echo
>>560488535what actually happens there?
>>560488535holy shit of course
don't forget that EU is the weakest regionhttps://www.twitch.tv/supertf/clip/AlertSilkyStinkbugStinkyCheese-01nFyaUlZv9P6n4X
>Backfill Blizzard World Defense against Hog/Sombra.No thanks, I'll take the 2 minute penalty. Give me a fun match next time!
>>560489118I love super, he’s so funny. I still quote him from one time where he looked to the side and screamed “IM TALENTED!” After winning a fight
I’ve never had a Mei wave back to meI don’t think Mei players are cognisant
>>560488887it does not let you use it on another echo
>>560489420mei was the original troll heromost mei players are dark triad
>hardstuck plat 4 on main account>hop on alt>place diamond 5 and climb to diamond 1 in one nightmy alts always have better matchmaking, same thing happened in rivals too
>>560489420
>>560489695>get carried and abuse new account calibrationwoah no way bro that's crazy
>>560489342haha yeah how big do you think his dick is haha
I should learn mauga to counter all the hog abusers.
>learn>Mauga
>>560489934just play sigsig is the answer against literally everyone but dva
>pick Emre>say "open sesame" when the doors open>winIt's that easy
>12k dmg as juno and 10k healing>still can't kill the enemies to overcompensate my shit DPS>Can't heal all my friendlies to balance out their retarded suicidal tendenciesIt's rough
Tips for junker queen?
>>560490082>play hero dependant on teammates to carry>don't win when teammates can't carryYour fault
what the hell is a sigma
>>560489980I don't wanna learn sig. I wanna be fat and ugly bastard.
>>560490187rip and tear
>>560490223Shrigma male
>>560490228you don't have to learn sigshield sparinglygrip when you're getting pushed or when you want to pushrock off cooldown
>>560490187hit your knifeuse shout to engagehit your knifeleave knife in as long as possible unless you can combo and secure a killhit your knifedon't try to line up 5 with your ulthit your knifelearn to love using coverhit your knife
>>560490318ok I'll learn sig
Natty percentage?
>Welcome to-!Hacked
>>560489786He’s scrawny so it’s a 50/50 chance of being normal or huge
>>560489775except its my alt that ive had since 2022 noob
>>560490667Ovaries are intact, it's all that matters
who the fuck do I play if I hate sombra
cute junker symmetra
>>560491294Anyone, just don't go fucking around alone.
was the breast plate really necessary
>>560490667As long as she has holes honda is good to go
>>560492008yea it's unnecessary she should have her titties out.
>>560491762>Link up with team>Get hacked as usual>Die as usualNow what
>hallway simulator (havana, circuit, etc)>le bad>hallway simulator (king's row)>le best map sòyface.jpg
>>560491398great skin
>>560492184Oh sorry I wasn't aware you were silver.
>>560492239>hallway simulator (wide)>bad>hallway simulator (tight)>good
>>560492456are you aware that you are a nigger
>>560492401bitch been getting some great skins for years, god bless the people on design team who gives our girl so much love
What's even the point of bans in comp? If you're banning everyone good you aren't even playing the same game as everyone else at that point. This same shit if why tf2 comp died but for some reason people like to gluck gluck that comp ow dick
>>560491126>>560492146Sombra needs another application of thermal paste to her internal components
>>560493476tf2 comp died because it was ossified inflexible shit
>>560493476tf2 comp never took off because valve really never cared or even thought about making it a "competitive" game, they made it a fun game first to play and mess around, then later started adding stupid shit to keep people playing.only autistic retards tried to make it serious competitive game and failed miserably.
Do you think tank love can bloom on the battlefield? I find our 1v1 to be extremely romantic and whenever someone is better than me all I can think about is having his babies
Can there be a daily limit on banning vendetta on comp
I just started playing overwatch. What tank should I play? I'm thinking dva
>>560494127juno what r u doing
>>560480361God damn I feel that. I can be 0 and 3 against mizuki cree zen and the tank will swap after they die once to counter me anyways. I hope whatever rework they have coming for him (if the rumors are true) doesn't suck. Cause I don't know about anyone else but I'm getting pretty tired of baiting out 5+ cool downs every time I want to play the fucking game.
Hmm do I spend $65 on the complete Mei skin or do I spend $40 on it... Why does blizzard make the choice so difficult...
>>560495085I mean unless you really really want that emre skin it could just be $10
>>560494685https://youtu.be/G0wOOlwXLgA?si=HHwH6R2c5nksJPS4
>>560495085>buying prismsNigga you dumb
>>560495275replyfag...
>>560495085your free 80 prisms from goypass, anon?
>>560495156I mean I have 2499 vbucks... What is the cheapest way to get the battle pass and the mythic Mei and the nier collab?>>560495608I don't have the battle pass...
gm briggers
>>560495665You aren't getting all three unless you pay out.You can spend 1000 and just get the pass which will give you 80 prisms by the time you finish it, but you won't get any nier without adding more cash.
>>560494296Isn’t this fanbase predominantly male?
>>560496027erm bigot much? men can get pregnant now
>>560495941I think the cheapest would be to spend $40 on the 4500 bundle which would put me at 6999 then either buying the $10 starter pack or $10 on 1000 coins
>>560496027What?
>>560496310You can get individual skins in the hero gallery for 1900 if you want to cheap out and only get one or two
>>560496439Fuck do you mean "cheap out" paying 20 bucks for one skin?
thank you braptiste!
>>560496514As opposed to paying 30 for a single hero "bundle" or 60 for everything including shit you might never play I mean.
>emongg spectating a vod>it's a console playerfuck off
Is it worth reporting an Ashe who spent a good amount of time during a match up in a likely unintended spot on Esperança? Or just let it be? We won, it's just I've never seen anyone up there
>>560497129Why are you itching to snitch on somebody for absolutely nothing you bugman sped
>>560494814
>>560497356I'm sorry you lost the match, Ashe
>>560497589Read the post I replied to retard-kun
>>560496027There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be pregnant
guys? why the fuck do I have gold damage and healing?
>>560497581
>>560497753That was meThe Ashe lost the match for their team because they didn't play togetherWe won
>>560497858They don’t make em like they used to
>>560497898You never implied that the Ashe was on the other teamIf anything the “we won” you tacked on at the end implied the opposite
>>560497858God damn anime used to be so fucking cool
>>560498038Bronze reading comprehension
>>560498184>hey guys this Ashe might’ve been griefing a comp game and I’m not sure if I should report them or not, we won though. I’m just going to add that tidbit to my post for no reason, yupAnon…
>>560497835because you're playing illari, the best character in the game
Illari tongues my anus
>>560498594I want to tongue Kiri’s donut hole
Mei is literally fat and Chinese
returning player here, what was it like before perks? i cant even imagine it, it sounds awful, like a lot of characters become so much more viable with them
Unfortunately I had a Hanzo/Widow OTP, this was an incredibly close match given the circumstances
>>560498452>>560498594
>>560498707bro thinks he's a dps
>>560498924I basically had to fill that role yea.
i like mei being a fat pig but how do i get fugtrup on the horn and convince him to make her face fatter and give her stretch marks
>>560498674People were expected to swap around more. In the ow1 days people would flip shit at one tricks
>>560498707Healer gap by them
>>560498707Tremendous sup diff Switch roles lil bro
>>560499245True
>>560498719This is not a thing
>>560499468Cats?
>>560498707winston checked in
>>560499468He played basically half of the whole game as domina the swapped to winston later don't know why it's showing him but most of his stuff was done with domina
>>560472253
we love venture here
Kiri a cute
>>560499072You just know that shit stanks
Which two Overwatch girls would best share coffee?
am I happy about this one?
>>560500414Why is there two niggasWho is the one playing
>>560500521I dont know, Are you?
>>560500521Ram has too good skins and both are collabs so not really
>>560500482There.>>560500529One wigga is reacting to Gamin4hope, which is playing Doomfist, and I mean "playing"
>>560500575idk I'm sleepy>>560500593damn
>>560500635Do you think their OTL selves would do this
>>560500635Perfect.
>>560500705Absolutely not
Hey, its TORBJÖÖÖÖÖÖRN
>>560500635That is not coffee
>>560500416Like low tide at the wharf where the homeless guys give each other knuckle dusters for fent
>>560500769You have to come to terms that girls don't actually drink coffee.
>>560500003
So just a quick question, why doesn't hog have any Trans friendly skins?
>>560500635is there any high quality version of this sticker.
>>560500635Mirrorwatch Amilie and Olivia are cute
>play tank>its my fault we lose>play dps>its my fault we lose>play support>its my fault we loseI'm sorry guys. I really am trying my best. Forgivu me
>>560501174I Should've gotten the one from the wiki, here you go.
>>560501325Thank you, Anon
>>560501207mirrorwatch was prolly the most sovl thing they've made
my wife
We need manly spear wielding DPS that's basically a 1:1 rip off of Kain from FF4.
Would you guys perform maintenance/checkups on your Overwatch wife, if she uses any sort of cybernetic upgrades?
>>560501781i would replace echo's batteries when she needed me to :)
>>560502303Very cute, she probably blushes a lot
>>560501065
Is there any place or program I can use to view the charms? I'd like to take a shot at printing a couple
You guys only play for the bp rewards or do you actually enjoy the game?
>>560503320Both.
>>560502892can't you just rotate them in that same screen.
>>560500905
>>560503378Only the ones in the shop or that I've just opened from a lootbox, any of them that I own only show up stuck on the weapons
>>560501562many are saying this
>cat and moira playing off brand dps>our tank has more healing than either of themwhat do you do
>>560504415You lose gg go next
>>560504415Just swap to a self sustain hero like Emre
>>560504415turn brain off and go next
>>560504604Dvas ass isn't that big
>>560504415Tank diff.
>>560504604D.va’s ass is that big, and d.mon’s will be bigger
I keep getting lucios who refuse to swap off speed boost in my games, is this normal? they won't even swap to heal themselves either. going fast is fun I get it but you can't do that if everyone including yourself is dead
Talk all the shit you want, but realize that if Jeff were in charge he would've NEVER allowed that fucking retarded cat in the game. In fact, he would've properly shut your ass down if you even attempted to suggest that bullshit.
When do I get good
>>560504415Play Ball
>>560505352200 hours
>play 3 sigma games to get a talon box
>>560505945200 hours over all or 200 hours on a single character?
Holy fuck you can find yourself having to play so many games to get this one
>>560506068My advice for that challenge is to play mystery heroes. People are put on heroes they're less comfortable positioning on, and teams are often way more imbalanced so it's more common for one side to get rolled over.
>>560506002AllIf you can aim well a lot less
>>560506068Go Rein and do a fat shatter.
>>560503564
>>560506068Play vendetta
Who would fall asleep first and get inevitably brutally pranked in a sleepover with Dva, Kiriko, Juno, and Anran?
>>560507237
>>560506359What if I'm still bad after 200 hours
>>560506068Play Sombra
>>560507546Juno
>>560507564good nyight
So what tank counters Mauga? I’m struggling against him if my team doesn’t have an Ana.
>>560508412Sigma, D.va, Zarya.
>>560508412Another Mauga, you'll counter him by rewiring all their neurons to solely shoot at each other the whole game.
>>560508146good nyight..
>>560508567
>>560508412Any tank with the ability to negate his bullets (and thus his self-sustain) is at least a soft counter to him
>>560508690This picture is much better if she puts it on instead. She’s a bottom with a cute smol gock who gets put in her place by other tanks.
>>560508412reindaddy
>>560508703hej
Catfags get so tilted when you hit a good hook on them lol
>>560484035Tards will cry if they remove the current way of playing (read: throwing) with Mercy, so the only way would be through optional perks that changes her to be less shit and more active. But of course, none of the Mercy throwers would pick those perks anyway. It's a lose-lose situation.
>>560501418Yes
>>560509082Domina has a knee knocker, how else would you explain shove stun shooting people instantly killing
Kill all futafags
>>560508412>SigmaBy far the easiest. Poke his team behind him, don't let your shield run out, save at least one cooldown or your shield for when he uses overdrive. He can almost never heal off of you this way even if he solo ults you. Save rock for after he uses his charge or overdrive. Mauga is dogshit against Sigma. >ZaryaBubble management like always, have 1 bubble ready if he hasn't used overdrive yet. Wouldn't recommend her unless you're already very good at Zarya. >D.VaGo around him and make him play defensively. If he charges your team, hold DM over him (position it so healing from projectile supports is blocked) and rockets. If he solo ults you, only DM when he uses overdrive or gets you low; otherwise, try to kill him before he gets you. Mainly about DM management as you'd expect. >RammatraShield him off from his team and hold M1 on his head while strafing until he uses overdrive, then go into nemesis form and block until his overdrive runs out (he will not heal much off of you so your team either finishes him off or forcing him to shift back). If he solo ults you, stand in the back of the ult, place your shield right in front of your feet, stand still and hold M1 on his head. Mainly about shield management and picking the primary fire perk.Reinhardt, Junker Queen and Doomfist can also be played against him successfully but there's a lot of variables there. The aforementioned 4 above have an advantage against Mauga because of their kits.
>>560509574
>>560509534It’s actually small and she can’t get it up anymore and she’s very embarrassed about it
>>560510259That's just as lame as the hyper dick poster. Instead it should be average size but flaccid at first. She gets hard only from kissing, frotting, and you fucking her ass. Not instantly either so you can enjoy the sight of her dick flopping up and down while it stiffens. And when she's ready you both switch with each other for equal amounts of penetration with lots of hand holding, kissing, and "I love you" exchanges. A wedding dress is optional (it's not).
>>560510441Yes to all of that except her topping. She doesn’t do penetration. She only does frotting and getting blown.
why are jeets like this
>>560500063yep, get in line buddy
MERE MUTABIK CHALO>obliterates your balls
>someone tells me to stop dpsing on moira>have triple the other support's healingmaybe talk to that guy first
>our anran gets only 12 kills all game but 10 of which are on the enemy widow who refused to swap, 2 other's coming from anran's ult who were nearby Funniest shit I seen today
>>560510785>moira>immediately brings up medlaslol
>>560510780kill yourself
drops are livehttps://www.twitch.tv/ow_esports_jp
>>560510559>She doesn’t do penetration.No. This is it. This is our last stand. This is our- no I'm fucking tired of this. This is the line in the sand. This is our odyssey. This is our avengers endgame. This is Jeff's survival crafting game. I will love my domina wife the way she deserves. Equally and without condition. She will fuck me and I will fuck her and we will raise 3 kids that commit war crimes or whatever vishka actually does.
>>560510889what is a medlas
>guis ow is so wokejust installed, saw this shit, NOPE!
anyone want to play?
Are there any good female voice changers out there I can use in overwatch voice chat?
>>560511304post tag
>>560511298Hey that's not OW
>>560511304Ew
>>560511172This is the final stand. Girls with dicks do not top. They are there to look cute.
>>560511423You post yours
they should give domina an emote where she says "kiss my pumps, piggy" as she puts her cigarette out on your forehead haha
>>560511427yea it's rivals, but they're also woked.
By my calculations, we need more poopers
>>560511463Then there's nothing more to say. This can only end one way anon.
Freja is just Cassie (original model) + Tyra from PaladinsProve me wrong
>>560511487yeah, alright. rakuun#21535
i've tried, and failed, to do nothing but get the heartthrob pixel spray achievement with mauga for the past week. i just always get interrupted or force them to switch to sig/rein before i can get the whopping 900 dmg/heals in 3 seconds of his heal aura
>>560511304What rank are you? Asking because I have 1 account in masters and another in plat.
>>560474680Oooohhhh it does that? I thought she was an ashe clone and her ult was like bob so i thought i was just messing up her ult.
>>560509376Support Sombra when? It was actually fun
The Lena explodes you to pieces
>>560512683wicked!
what a stinker of a midseason patch i actually might quit again
gm hanas
>>560512786I quit!>completes dailies anyway
>>560494296It happens pretty often for me. It starts with just saying hi and them replying back, and later in the match we just pass each other before going for each other's backline.
>>560512683More like explode my balls inside her
>>560511556https://youtu.be/HMMsGvR-_Tk?t=959https://youtu.be/HMMsGvR-_Tk?t=1395Hero for this feel?
>>560511556>AnaBy what logic did you think this was accurate?
>>560512786I just want doom to be good but that's never gonna happen considering they just buffed mizuki and they'll probably do it again. I pray for the rework.
Chunky.
cool
>>560513667someone call the whambulance
fucking horrible OP wtf
>>560513774Nine
Can someone tell me what's up with how wildly different progression unlocks are depending on the character? Why does Mizuki get a unique skin for lvl8? Why doesn't he have any free win pose? Why doesn't anyone else get a recolor for progession? Mizuki's white+gold even looks liek something that could be used for every character's "mastery" skin. How is this shit not standarized?
Silver was unironically more difficult to climb for me than gold
delete anran
>>560514078Are you slow? He's a new hero so he doesnt have shit to add there.
how is this skin so perfect
>>560514585I meant Wuyang lol and it has nothing to do with release dateWuyang is the only character with a unique progression recolor. Mizuki has a unique win pose for progression, Wuyang doesn't. It's just not standarized at all.
>>560514696>has nothing to do with space>generic flower skirt and brown hair>perfect
:( where is my funny AI generated alien and blonde hair
>>560514696It's so out of character and ugly i use a blue skin instead of that, at least now my bitch juno looks like ryuko
Bola.
i wish there was a skin that made juno's skin green or something to play up the fact she's a weird alien.
>>560515387the hamster is in danger
Damn overwatch porn sucks now. This shit used to be Pixar quality WTF happened
>>560516269there's a lot of new good stuff if you're into futa>>560515448this
lowkey addicted to this game right now
>>560516551Me personally im addicted to playing the game while micodosing on overwatch porn on my second monitor
>>560516551sponsored post
>>560516846same but with sissy hypno
>>560516846based>>560517038incredibly based
Kiriko not very happy about the new girls.
>>560482296Widow
>>560517217>no tits>no ass>no personality >no sex appeal
>>560517217All the new girls are in Gibraltar, she, Hanzo and Mizuki are in Tokyo
>>560514696Girls in wedding dresses are hot.
>>560517421Tell that to Anita and her birthday failure
>>560517501>AnitaWho
>>560517534Exactly
If you're playing well, what should come first - your first perk or your first ult?
why do video game developers feel like they simply MUST put a sniper in every single shooter?
>>560518191>every single shooterWhat about team fortress 2?
>>560517870Depends on the hero, some charge their ults faster than others. Also depends on how your team's doing; sometimes you get wipes so quickly that you barely get any damage/healing in, meaning you're more likely to get your ult first.
>>560517870>If you're playing well, what should come firstthe woman
>>560518238????
>>560517217>vendetta>big tits>domina>massive titsbig tits are evil
>>560518496Tracer has big boobs too hidden under that jacket in her ow1 skin
whys hero swapping even a thing in these games? doesn't it just become a game of rock paper scissors? how is that fun
>>560518843>doesn't it just become a game of rock paper scissors?Blizzard used to be an RTS developer before Overwatch.
>>560518843>let people swap their heroesDuuu this game is just rock paper scissors>dont let people swap their heroesDuuu this game is just coin flip
>carry a team of lvl 6 shitters>not even a single thank youwell at least they didn't type "ez" after
>>560484303none of that is indicative of your supposed good taste lmao
Kiriko Ogundimu
Mercy the type of fat cocked futa to make out with Pharah and Ana at the same time while using a plunger on Doomfist's bald skull to keep him in place while making him take her giant cock.
>>560518496Have you seen Mei's tits? New skin shows she's packing almost Domina sized milkers.
Angela Ogundimu
Juno Ogundimu
Akande Ziegler
Hana Amari
oh nice another widow skin....
The Nier Mercy skin is kinda underwhelming, nun Mercy when? They could honestly make an entire nun collab for all females. Maybe make a collab with the Catholic Church?
>>560497129I just woke up and decided to watch the VOD from the Ashe's perspective and the spot is low-key ass and doesn't really give much of an advantage anywayI can see why they lost now
doomfist penetrating kiriko
I wanna date anran
Why do high ranked players hate dva so much? How do I become a hated dva?
>>560520850Where are you taking Anran?
>>560521157you select her in the hero selection screen
>>560521421philly cheesesteaks at the mall and a dive bar
>>560521421in butt
beansonbeans is a pretty lewd name
I'm literally Juno Overwatch
>>560521489>enemy picks zarya sym meinow what?
>>560521719you kill them
>switch 1>wifi>joy cons>im bedis switch the optimal way to player overwatch?
>>560521873>30 fps cap>runs under 720pNo
>>560521421beach + ice cream
doom is volcel
>>560521421Her virginity
>>560521936>comfy low res>play on the train
>>560522007I imagine he would be. He's like a warrior monk philosopher. He's probably not a virgin but I can't see it as something he gives a shit about.
>>560521873You retard you forgot to censor the first digit of your friend code, considering theres 11 missing digits itll take me only 100,000,000,000 tries now.>>560521936Ow on pc feels laggy when my fps drops from 144 to 130 but it feels so fun to play at 30 fps on switch idk why
>>560522082The only low res thing that should be played on the train is pornography. Low poly porn has been hitting different lately
>>560521421they need to make more casual outfit skins
What the fuck were they thinking, I want backlash and a free legendary box for this
>>560523067?It's literally the easiest challenge retard what are you talking about?
>>560508594
>>560523067stop emoting and just shoot the mercy when she waves at you it's not that hard
>>560523067do supportoids really
>>560523875Yes, yes I do
>>560523624Mercy’s never wave at the enemy they’re too evil for that
>>560518843If you really don't want to ever switch there are heroes in every category who don't have hard counters. Although tank has the least
>DOn't touch me!
alec dawsonyahu does it again
>>560524461The person in charge of balancing Hog is definitely bipolar
>>560523156I don't know why, but whenever I get this challenge I just never seem to get team kills. Even when we win a team fight, either one enemy escapes and runs back to spawn, or one of their players survives just long enough for one of their teammates to respawn so we don't get the credit for the team kill.
average tank player experience>load up overwatch>get diffed>get diffed again>get diffed once more>blame everyone else>cry about it on a Laotian tiddlywinks app>get diffed in the thread
>>560524461>>560524524They said that they intentionally make heroes weaker or stronger for certain patches so everyone gets their time in the sun. It's hog's turn.
>>560524390she means it
>open a random stream for tw drops>5 minute match 30 minute queuedo people really play/watch this shit?
>try to do dailies>game gives me two unwinnable gamesyeah nah I forgot why I uninstalled this trash
>>560526007streams are friend simulators they're not about the game
Dodged every single time Paraiso was selected and finally season banned. Worth it.
>>560525837jonesy fortnite?
I miss OW1 Orisa when she wasn't a rape horse
>login>play 3 casual matches for dailies>log outSimple as
>>>/aco/9152458Meiplappers...
>>560526157Only chuuba streams, fleshies are background noise/drop farming.
>>560527226I don't know what these words mean and I don't care to learn.
when is Clash coming back?
>>560527768anon.. they took clash behind the farmhouse..
I love Kiri!
why did no one tell me stadium is ___fun
i've gotten either a jq a doomfist or a roadhog every game today and every game my whole team got completely ran over
>>560527993hmmi preferred clash to flashpointi preferred it to most push mapsi preferred it to escort on defense
The
>>560529594HANA
>spam chokes with kunai>autolock healswhy did nobody tell me Kiriko was this braindead. the only tricky part is timing suzus
>>560529791
>>560529939Do you think they’ve ever touched donuts
>>560529939I love them so much
>>560501491queen
do you think they design characters by how rule34 worthy they are?
>>560530690>ventureNo
>>560530690I would say originally no it was by accident, then fought against it, now they’ve embraced it
>>560530498I love Hana so much
I would like sigma to be nerfed into unusability now thanks he's such a fucking drag
I love freja
>>560531467Okay Emre>>560531150Okay Marzia
>>560531467I can afford her
6v6 is such a team diff simulator. Unless your team has a Mercy pocketed Sojourn.
>>560531531Elon...
If I wasn't doing dps dailies this would be the point where I stop playing, I swear to god at least 70% of my supports recently have been fucking mercy mains I think I'm in tard queue or something
>>560532326I got bad news anon like 75% of support players play her100% of them are also whores
>get damage boosted>turn around >look at mercy>starts jumping uncontrollableWhat do you call that phenomenon?
>>560532502I usually see kiri/illari/yang/lucio/sometimes juno, and as I fucking type this I load into 2 mercy mains FUCK MY LIFE
interplanetary babymaking sex with juno
why the fuck would you get mad that your support is on mercy as a dps
>>560532502I will never play Mercunt
>>560532836maybe the dps wants to win the game
My experience has been much better in 6v6 and I don't understand why
>>560532502>100% of them are also whoressource?
Let the kitsoonay guide you!
>>560533048less sensitive to tank diff
>>560533143Lead me straight to the fox hole.
>>560532630wondering why you're looking at them instead of fucking shooting people probably
>>560533048tanks are not only the strongest and most impactful characters in the game by far, but they're supercharged in 5v5 and there's only one of them so while 1 player is 1 player, the difference between having one shitty support or dps and having the shittier tank is quite large
so are they ever gonna meaningfully nerf vendettanyahu or nah
>>560533336OMNICKED
>>560533519I just got back into the game so I can't tell if im just bad or she's overtuned. Her matchups against most squishies seem pretty favorable
I enjoy 6v6 but I find it has more brutal defensive lockdowns where your team can't even leave spawn at least in my experience
>>560533519the major/minor perk nerf was pretty bignow your first one sucks and you have to choose between the good ones and they come late, so you went from 2 great perks to 1
>>560533745it's not you buddy she's permabanned in comp across all ranks
>>560534051there are exactly zero heroes that went from okay/decent to dominant with perks
>>560534378i'm not saying it gutted her, but it was a fairly significant power drop never said the balancing was done
,>join ranked>say hello>nobody says it back>throw matchyeah, it's silver time
Help them...
>>560534742How is Sojourn that low WR
>>560534782Got shitters like sunshinebread maining her
it's weird how hard it is for overwatch players to understand that characters that require professional level play can be strong but have low winrates
>>560482296Venture for sure. Damn I'm glad nobody likes her.Honorable mention Vendetta, but that's just a power level thing.
>>560534782it's as if WR doesn't fucking matter
>>560534998Sojourn doesn't require pro level play
>>560483790Isn't that a Battlepass skin from the very first battle pass? So I'd assume it's not in boxes.
>>560535183Sojourn is kinda hard character. Only reason she's not hard is because she's so fucking overtuned.
>>560535156>it doesn't matter because...... it just doesn't okay CHUD
>>560483790I have this skin, her hair looks like clay
>>5605330486v6 is Overwatch. 5v5 is a failed experiment.
>>560535156That still doesn't explain why Sojourn's winrate is in the gutter.
>>560535638Its because I play her
>>560535638It isn't because those numbers are fake.
>>560512683I love her so much...
>>560535094>Venture for sure. Damn I'm glad nobody likes her.You wish, I love my digger.>t. level 92 Venture
>>560535696What makes then fake?
no one asked ventroon
I asked based venture enjoyer
>>560535779Try that again in english.
>>560535638Kiri has a 45% win rate at GM+, yet she has a 100% pick rate in pro play. These stats do not matter in the slightest.
We yes WE, asked
what tanks are good for a predscan player that wants to flex?>dominashe gets banned all the time
>>560535875>ladder stats>pro playTry again without the non-sequitur.
>>560535831Why do you claim this officially provided data is fraudulent?
>>560536034There's no proof it's real so it's easily discarded as fake.
>>560535638lower ranks play her cause they heard she's OP but you actually do need to have good raw mechanics to get value out of her with the rail, she's similar to widow in a way, so if you can't oneshot people with the rail consistently you're basically throwing. and in higher ranks there are a lot of soj mirrors so that tanks her wr below 50%.
When will they finally release DirectX 12? It has been a Beta option for so long. Game either runs or looks like dogshit on DX11.DX12 with XESS is by far the best experience [spoiller]especially for looking at cute Mercy skins in the menu. No more flickering mess.[/spoiler]
>>560535875Blizzard don't balance around pro play only though.
>>560536021was going to say zarya but she gets banned a lot too you might be shit out of luck vro
>>560536094You believe Blizzard provide fake stats? For what purpose?
>>560536021we don't play tankslop here
>>560536021mauga got metro to top 10 tank when he was released
>>560536354To get clicks and ad money retard.
I love playing against champ/high gm stacks in quick play when I just want to relax
>>560536484Too bad what you love never happens though.
The Lena has a 100% winrate for my heart.
>>560482296A good Mei will never not make me seethe, always have been always will be
>>560536134I have never seen someone shill the garbage that is DX12Truly an era we live in
>>560536429...are you the EOMM faggot?
>win most team fights>get really good obj time>basically have perma free payload>tank tunnels HARD on stats>starts throwing >flank rein>charge 1v5 rein>afk on defense third round >complains about dps>enemy team c9s>1v1s the enemy genji for 30+ seconds on the junker town first cap buildings while enemy team pushing towards second cap alreadywon the game but it was so fucking frustrating dealing with a retarded ass tank with such an inflated ego and tunneling that hard on stats when we easily couldve had enemy team have to overtime if he didnt int hard, yes i know i played bad i know i made a fuckload of mistakes cause i was legitimately tilted by this retard tank for stalling such a free fucking game cause his stats tunneling.
>>560536698eomm isn't a real thing
omg i got lucky with daily shop, i might get the heart of passion kiriko skin :3good morning y'all
>call tracer using the mythic a knife ear>text and voice chat has been enabled. please review the code of conduct
>>560536538So true bestie
>>560536546Yeah!
Croissant?
>>560536918Why do you not have BOOP yet?
>>560537065Literal photoshopped image is supposed to convince anyone?
>>560536143>>560536029if you think soj and kiri are weak because their win rates are low then I'm afraid you're just a retarded person
>>560537149i don't really play sombra..
>>560536546God I need Lena’s foot pussy
>>560537130*does this*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GC5rAX0xHg
>>560537224You will need it when her rework drops and the becomes the most beloved dps.
>>560537168Do you have a coherent argument or do you just want replies?
>>560537339hmm oki then! i got it, 25 white coins isn't that bad
>>560537165I couldn't care less about convincing anyone of anything bro I just want to blogpost
>>560537359He's right though? If you actually think either Sojourn or Kiriko are weak, you are quite retarded.
>>560537465Not a fanfic thread btw.
>>560537431You should have like 40000 of those anyways
>>560537359Do you have any argument for why they are weak?
>>560536603I mean it runs better (at least for me) and they are gatekeeping Xess behind DX12. I really only use it because with SMAA I loose so many FPS when I play on full Res. Xess solves it by providing a better picture and more FPS. I hate this timeline too, but it is the world we are living in.
>>560537520Gonna cry
>>560537745Don't do it here then.
why isn't 6v6 locked to 2 of each rolei've tried to play a few games and every time my time has 1 rank and it's doomfist
>>560537672The data. Now your turn.
i've had so many leavers in both 5v5 and 6v6 recently literally wtf is going on
>idk >u suck >you deserved it
>>560537829not sure, open queue max 2 was the best thing they tested, very fast queues and everyone played the roles
>>560537858The data that soj and kiri won the OWCS and were played all the time? Talmbout that data?
>>560537829*team has 1 tank
>>560537829Because it's literally better this way. Just because DPS players are literally subhuman doesn't mean the mode should accommodate them.
>>560537953Yes the data from millions of ranked games which we are talking about, not pro play which is a non-sequitur. And I just realized as I was typing this that you're the antagonistic reply guy retard and I'm a moron for not noticing sooner, you can have the last reply.
Alright chudSo what should be done with the 2cp tile set?
>>560538086>the win rate is low so the character must be weak!Oh the irony. You really are retarded.
>>560538086kek they do be revved by actual data and not fake data from fake websites
>>560538086Millions of flies can't be wrong.
>cooldown reduction 50% AS speed boost ult>120 headshots>cleanse/invuln>wall climb>tp>low WR so shes badsaar...
>We're never making Jetpack Cat, it would be so ridiculous
Of course the woman crying about her "reply guy" bully is retarded.
Juno buff when
>>560537335Disappointing that this guy's a crisis actor
>>560538173social hub area like marvel rivals and let me sexual harass mercy mains there, like a true chud
aspen just flashed her tits on stream
>>560539129Again?
NTA but...Popularity (especially with high skill players) > Winrate>"But I don't understand?? Why?? Winrates should be da ULTIMATE metric!!!!"No worries little retard. Even devs commonly fuck this up.It's mostly b/c one tricks/metaslaves get countered and maps can also seriously screw with things.>"Won't popular/easy heroes have a naturally inflated popularity??" It kinda doesn't matter. If a hero is "good enough" for people to still play it, it's fine. Easy heroes are also harder to tilt on/fuck up, even for really good players.If Kikiro actually sucked, Asian GMs wouldn't touch her (like how they avoid current 2026 Mercy)Again, just track high end player pick rates as they tend to play to win.
>>560539396Is competitive Overwatch a psyop to subordinate the west to the whims of Asia?
I feel like a literal bronze against dive when playing sigma how to fix this?
Support winrates are determined by tank diff anyways.
Tank winrates are determined by dps diff anyways.
>>560538086non sequitur isn't hyphenated
GM Junkers
how exactly am I supposed to guarantee 1 shot on hog? I hook, left click and melee but most of the time I don't kill them (<300hp heroes)
>>560540080aim lower
>>560540080press w
i like to play echo
"One of my hindsight regrets about Overwatch, and I think we did the right thing in the moment, I wouldn't go back and redo it, but if I was making a hero shooter from scratch today, I would make it less team-focused," Kaplan says in an interview with Lex Fridman."If I was to redo it today or for any aspiring hero-shooter makers out there I would actually downplay the team factor and try to put more focus on individual contribution. Because that's just how people play, they're selfish. And I don't mean that in a bad way it's just that human nature that they can't help."
>>560540080walk forward
>>560539610If the tank matters so much then why do supports insist on playing mercy instead of a good tank support?
This may just be my schizo headcanon but I feel like I get shot twice as often on Juno using her mythic skin than I do using something like MercuryAre the flashier skins easier targets? I know the hitbox doesn't actually change but glowing like a Christmas tree can't be good
Ayup, gonna play Venture all day hehe
>>560540804CorrectionSupports don't play MercyMercy mains play Mercy
I'm starting to get the hang of Emre, he's so funI love turning into an AC-130 and getting potg team wipes
>>560540804because support players are retarded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psbAgsMD8QMemre gameplay
>>560540885not really the same but i play widow hs a lot and people who use her mythic skin throw my aim off completely and i miss them way more often, even though they technically look bigger. i honestly think all the mythic effects should be disabled for others, as well as other stuff like juno's ring being a heart etc.
Vilken kick!
>>560541465Classic Zarya Xuanwu skin that adds a glowing spot to her crotch so you automatically aim at that instead of her head.
>>560541032Aren't Mercy Mains Supports?
>I ignored Soldier 76 for years since I thought he was just basic bitch call of duty man and would be boring to play>using your superior mobility and self-healing to take flanks/off-angles to dumpster the enemy backline before they can react is fun as fuckWhat the fuck...why did no one tell me?
>>560542081Mercy mains are a different breed.
>>560542092Being uncontested on the top balcony of lijiang control center is peak soldier 67 neuron activation
>>560542081Is a rectangle a square?
>>560541731BRIGITTA NEJJJJ!!!
>>560542081Technically. I love being pocketed my a Mercy. It lets me play so fucking stupid and survive.
gg no heals
>>560542756t. Inting tank that dies to prefight poke 1v5 before grouping up causing a perpetual stagger
I only ever really see DPS crying about no heals.
no one asked
>>560543135well they're not going to say gg I overextended, didn't play corners or near health packs are they
Is it just me or is Orisa lowkey overtuned at the moment
>>560543135might have something to do with tanks having a lot more hp and sustain and that most supports default to just healbotting the tank to statpad idk
>>560541731Brigitte owes me sex
>>560543135People that are all the way behind their backline "flanking" their team 1v3 and wondering why they're not being pocketed.
Widow is a bad design b/c much of the game's design is centered around making sure she doesn't become good, as her making a pick can often end team fights before they startMercy is a bad design b/c her simple low output kit will infinitely be power-crept, and her being good is extremely boring for high end playLucio (and to a less extent Juno) is a bad design b/c speed boosting fucks with the delicate hero balance of the gameIllari is a bad design b/c her massive hitscan projectile teaches bad habits to playersJPC is a bad design b/c it inherently enables a troll'y tik-tok farming playstyle in what is normally a more serious game. Also it's Ult is way too easy to use for it's payoff.Many dive DPS such as Venture, Vendetta, and Anran (also Moria) are all bad designs b/c they are able to achieve high output and disruption for fairly low player-skill investment. (I give Reaper a pass b/c he is fat, extremely loud, and predictable) Hog, Ball, Mei, etc are bad designs not inherently in a bubble but because they don't really fit the current role-based 5v5 gameMei in particular is a bad design b/c she lives on the tears of your suffering and is literally built to waste as much time as possible. In many cases she is better at tanking than the tanks. Sombra is a bad design for more reasons than I can count
>>560543396Orisa is a swiss army knife brick of a tank by design
>>560543442might be because i play tank
>>560544343you started off 0/3 but then you cooked
>>560542619Uhm, some are, yes.
>>560540130same but my aim is dogshit, when I see other people fly in and one shot people I try to do this and instead miss everything and they turn around and I die
>>560544591I learned she only smiles with the skin equipped
>>560540120like chest area?>>560540127>>560540716always holding W
not a single thank you from these ungrateful fuckers
I love it when a cute newfriend thinks he can dive my Zen and then gets the ol' discord-attack-kick combo and be sent back to spawn
>>560544925cute!
>>560544420The fortify minor perk is insane, it's like two perks in one
how exactly am I supposed to deal with grouped up enemies? comps like barrier tank + bastion, ashe + kiri, moira etccan't outdps them, can't outheal them, can't dive them too slippery
>>560544945Angry Juno stood in the middle of a team that all have thought bubbles leading the same "I carried"
>>560544591>>560544925Akande's braindead cocksleeve
>>560544945what the ana doin
>>560544945Is it really carrying if you lost?Commends went to both Bastions and enemy Mercy.Mei if she did 1 good wall, other wise Mauga.
>>560536021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_3ogivEh_oI lowkey miss mauga meta
>>560539663I dunno about that. Here’s a great example where my team’s DPS were great and diff’d the enemy DPS, but I was worse than the other tank so we lost. I lost every major encounter to him. My supports were great my DPS were great, but I was worse than him. He even went Junker Queen mirror for a while and diff’d me there.
>>560545192
Brigitte is my gf
>>560477316Illari more like Evo Morales, shit hero
>>560545491I jerk off to your girlfriend a lot
>>560545357yes your one specific game is the standard by which all games are judged
>>560545569Thank you for understanding and conceding
>>560545310it was a win, look to to the right
>>560544343Your post can be summarized into x is bad design because the average size of a players brain is really small.
>>560545697Damn son. I guess enemies playing TDM really didn't work out. I'm impressed.
>>560544752my aim isn't very good either but she's still fun to use with her fly and the sticky bombs are really good
At what rank my dps' stop poking enemies from 30 meters on attack and play normally
>>560546081silver
>illari gets nerfed>still picked all the timeThey're gonna hit her with the smaller bullets nerf next
>>560545357>my team’s DPS were great and diff’d the enemy DPSMauga eats up all the support resources and leaves his dps with scraps. You are not diffing that big guy but your dps will have an easier time diffing theirs.
>>560546207if anything, we're very stubborn, so we'll keep playing her
>>560545710>Not an argumentIt's okay, I accept your concession. Someday you'll be as learned as myself... perhaps in a million years!
>watch 12 hours for one boxlmao fuck off
>>560546320That’s fair but he also played Queen for an entire half too and also they won so it’s proof that winning as tank isn’t determined by only the DPS
>>560546170Currently gold 2, my teammates still try to kill enemy players that can easily go behind cover from 30 meters with soldier if i dont pick w*nston and d.va and just dive myself
>>560546207this is fake my aim with her is just good
>>560545405>kiri
>>560546476You can also look at the supports. You have Mizuki Kiri who do fuck all for the tank trade. They have Ana nading and sleeping you and Wuyang spamming you behind cover with water balls.
Lenacoded
>>560546520Fellow gold 2/1 tank here. I just don’t get how to dive and not die as DVa. I don’t have a sense of when to dive and where because when I do they all turn and shoot me and my supports can’t heal me. How do you make her work?
>>560547047FUCKSHITHURTS MY HANDS
>>560546170Instead they overcommit and die? I guess technically it's not poking.
>>560547089Watch champ tank streams.
>>560547152wot?
>>560547089I can't really "dive" with d.va like winston, i just play like a normal tank and help my team and use booster+missiles if i see some poor enemy support alone, kill them and go back.
Build a team made to maximize enemy team frustration
>>560547280https://files.catbox.moe/40e4jn.jpg
haven't played in a very long time (as in, before overwatch 2). I've been playing tank a lot since most of my favs were tanks and the amount of times I have to turn around to see if my team was actually there is insane. genuinely feels like I'm playing single player sometimes. and they can't do anything without me, not a single kill without my direct involvement. I know they did a lot of tank rebalancing when they switched to 5v5, is that what this is?
>>560547259Any known ones? I have some steamers I watch but they play other tanks. I haven’t seen anyone play DVa on stream despite everyone saying she’s busted. >>560547458Oh okay so just hang around and keep space and then pounce when there’s an opening?
>>560547504DoomWinstonGenjiVendetta
>>560547089Use matrix on your teammates and you will be ez plat
why is DPS so much more fun than tank despite being 3 times weaker?
>>560547812hybrid, ostrix, I'd say hadi but he doesn't play dva
>>560547954Also use boosters to boop problem niggers like widow off high ground
>>560548090Because you have someone else to carry the burden of damage and you won’t be flamed as much as tank
>>560548090there's actual skill involved
>>560547504HazardBastionMeiZenyattaIllari
>>560548167>you won’t be flamed as much as tankDepends on the hero. I get flamed a lot more when I play flankers because my numbers are worse.
>>560547639Dude what the fuck
>>560547639kek
>800 damageHow the fuck do they expect this
>>560548796We don't, Spike guard used to do twice the amount of damage.
>>560547504DvaVendettaVentureKiriMizuki
I don't care if I win or lose, I just want my enemies to sufferHeroes for this feel?
>>560548090because you can diff the fuck out of the other tank but still lose because your team are subhumans.
>>560549082venture
>>560549082
>>560549082WB, its like impaling pests with needles.
>>560549082sombra, spawn camp mercy whores its hilarious>>560549319why doesn't the whore just walk out?
>>560549082all the brown ones
>>5605475046v6Sigma for a hard to kill coreRein/Dom to bodyguard/double barrier sigma, or Winston to counter hard dive or blow up solo widow/ana. If they go bastion/junk/etc switch to Zarya.Mei/Anran for tiny chinese women who never die + projectile spam. Honzo and Venetta are also good picks. If they go flying, switch to hitscan and bully them immediately until they switch off. Swap to widow on attack spawn and go for the instant one tap then switch to something elseMizuki for projectile spam + anti dive + ult cucking + solo group healingJPC or Lucio depending on map/comp. Always try to JPC ult hitscan and tilt them as hard as possible. While dive tanks like doom/ball on their own maybe more annoying, having a strong unkillable core enables the annoying chinese women + JPC to go to work. If they dont have anything to counter PharMercy switch to that
>>560549007fuckkkkkkkkkkkI just want all the cute sprays :<
>>560548796stadium
>>560549459>why doesn't the whore just walk out?mercy main
>>560549082Qp sombra, spawn camping new players and stuff
>>560545105It's balanced by both of her major perks being useless.
parasio numbani vote = troll
>>560549082Always lock Roadhog
>>560550535Map voting is causing people's ability to deal with anything outside of their comfort zone to atrophy
I always vote for Paraísot. brazilian drug dealer
my experience on maugaplease updoot
>>560550535paraiso is one of the best maps in the game you tasteless shitterlet me guess, you also think aatlis is bad and vote for Eichenchokepointwalde every single time?
>>560550505the right click one isn't badswapping spin for a shield is just a straight downgrade though
>>560551091>talking shit about first point eichenwalde when paraiso first point is literally worsewew lad
are you going to let Jensen sloppify your wife?
>>560551091aatlis sucks unles you're a doomfag
>>560551373
>>560551120>right click isn't badIt's useless in direct combat, holding the button down makes you more predictable and lowers your DPS since you're spending more time holding right click for the same amount of damage as normal. It's alright for super niche situations like poking on a map with a lot of bottomless pits, but you shouldn't be picking Orisa in those sorts of situations anyways.
>>560551373https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/1/1b/Tracer_-_Nuh_uh.ogg
>>560551091I dont want to wait for my major perk as sigma to be able to play the game
how am i supposed to play widowmaker if the africans in my team dont stop harassing me?
>>560546207Hanzo: Jupiter sized hitbox
>>560551373>@grok make game look like real life plsit's just a fucking instagram filterGame artists are going to be PISSED at this
>>560551815just get your one before they ape you and say supp diff after the game for not peeling for you
>>560551594hoiya
I'm not saying i am good but come on man, don't queue ranked after watching some fat ugly dirty dude with glasses and pick ashe cuz "shes super op" YOU HAVE 14% ACC. NIGGA NO HITSCAN IS OP TO YOU.Thanks echo for carrying the team alone tho.
>>560552039https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/9/9d/Tracer_-_Heya.ogg
>>560551475you boop around the backline with it while you wait for left click to cool downI like it, it makes it easier to aim with less delay time on releaseyou don't have to full charge it either
I have played midtown, circuit, king's row and rialto like 3 times each the past days. Can I get a flanker friendly map once?
if you're a chudscan player and you're not abusing emre rn to rank up before they inevitably nerf him you are missing out
>>560505272Launch brig was the worst thing ever added to overwatch and its not even close
Hmm today I will get mad because people want to play a character in a video game.
>>560552257>flanker>in a poke metalol
>>560551373This genuinely looks like something /v/ would come up with to shitpost
>>560552490
>>560552573me on the left
>try to play QP (support)>literally (as in quite literally, without exaggeration) get put in about 15 matches in a row where my team does not get a single elim in the entire first half of the match or moregenuinely what in the actual fuck is wrong with the game
>>560552464I want to get better at tracer because she's cute and fun.
>>560552707matchmaking is fucked and can't work with all the new players, smurfs, people trolling, people sweating, people playing a hero for the first time and stacking.
>>560552707just pick zenyatta and frag out, lil bro
>>560552810Do it
>>560552810she's cute and fun and sexy and the perfect wife
good night hammondsgood night latinas
>>560552707You have to queue tank if you want to win in qp right now. Basically every tank you get on your team is level 3 on their highest one
>do this gay twitch shit for free stuff>see thisYeah, that fits.
>>560553563why are whiteboys like that?
>>560551373why does it look like a jeettube playstation 6 thumbnail lmaooo
>>560553563All that pure angel themed stuff and i can guarantee that she's a roastie slut irl
>sees cute anime girl with fluffy theme>thinks of gaynessQuite the self-report innit
>>560551373>google dlss 5 to see if this is real>Nvidia posted that pic to their website themselvesThey're proud of this?
>we're winning>some faggot on the enemy team with negative kd swaps to bastion and suddenly his stats shoot upevery single FUCKING game holy shitnerf this piece of shit crutch hero
>>560553460this, I hate tank but I have to play tank to win gamestruly the dilemma of the agesIf I see one more retarded mauga on my team I'm gonna crash the fuck out
>>560553563My room, my computer set up and my desk are all white and pink and flowery like that but I play Junker Queen and scream when I win team fights. I’m sorry I can’t be cute like these Mercy mains...
>>560554417why wouldn't they be? making fictional women look older and uglier for demoralizing purposes has been a core jewish goal for many years. having an AI algorithm that literally takes existing assets and makes them look uglier in real time is revolutionary IDF technology
>>560551373WHAT THE FUCK
there is literally 0 difference between low plat and silver
/xivg/ is laughing at us... AGAIN...!
Here's your dlss 5 ow chud
>>560554947oh no no no bro they know it's not fair bros we were supposed to be a cultural phenomenon bros.... our family guy skit...........
how do i get better aimi keep lowering my sensitivity and it doesnt help
>>560554378It is, they'll never admit half the things they say are derived from their own porn addictions sadly.
>>560555110sens doesn't really matter, lower sens will help you be more consistent but what good is consistency if you're shit. play more, grind aim trainers, etc.
>playing Orisa on Nepal - Shrine>start contesting the stairs on main>Juno just shooting enemy team from 50m away while standing at the spawn choke>use cooldowns to disengage to the little nook by the stairs>sit there for about 10 seconds waiting for healing (enemy team has the object permanence of potato and forget I exist)>have to shoot the Juno with M1 to get them to understand that they need to shoot me>they were talking shit about our dps the whole time
>>560555168I want to sex Marzia
>>560554990wouldn't
>>560555168I want to skin ''her'' alive.
>>560555110Finding a sens that works for you is one thing. Then you have to practice. It took me two seasons of playing nothing but baptiste to even begin getting good at aiming.
cheers
>>560555110Set it at something not too high or too low and play. Don't change it constantly no shit you can't be consistent.
>>560555798Why'd they give her the final boss of DSLs? They're perfect.
>>560553563you actually watch streams?just leave it playing and mute the tab
>>560556186Holy hola
>>560555110Try getting smooth tracking down. Load up VAXTA and learn to smoothly track heads with soldier.
>>560555776Looking to job again, Coomfist?
>>560555361but she's evil
>>560556427Funny that Doomfist has more in common with dudes like Renji Abarai and Yamcha now.
I want to be murdered by Amelie
McCreeor Cassidy ?
>>560554687Could be worse, at least they only made her go from 22 to 32
>>560556572Nah, she's just lady with some drive.
>>560555798beard stubble
>>560556830she assaulted an elderly black man and threw him out of a window
>>560556938BASED!
>>560556938He was reaching
>>560556938perhaps talon were wondering what kind of person would amputate a man before throwing him out of a window
How is this considered fair matchmaking? The enemy team aren't gold players at all. Why does blizzard allow smurfing?
>>560556938Good
>>560556938Yeah but he was armed
>>560557124>venture troon getting his back blown out in a 4v5kek
>>560557124>The enemy team aren't gold players at all.They aren't intended to be, EOMM decided you were going to lose this match.>Why does blizzard allow smurfing?Because putting a bunch of smurfs on a team is an easy way for EOMM to guarantee a specific match outcome.
>Remote smurfs for matchmaking manipulation it's that shrimple
>>560557269wow, you are a sad guy >>560557324i see. the enemy team were clearly superior in every aspect, it was really annoying to fight those guys, they dont belong in gold.
>it's a 2 stack shitters talk shit about a single teammate when they're obviously the issue episode
>>560557710I never talk shit because it is very much throwing stones in a glass house that's more like a glass shack for me.
>>560557710I do this but solo queue
After Emremaxxing for a few days I kinda want to Widowmaxx for a bit too. Really get down and try and get consistent with her and not instantly swap when I'm not doing well (QP only at first)
>>560557863talking shit is bad mental and does nothing positive for your winrate regardless
>>560556719>meanwhile my local sdxl goes as low as I request
>>560558026Yeah, I just don't like to be mean to people even if they are doing shit. I just want to be nice to people.
>Won't follow single shitty as he dies alone>Tell my friend to do the same and wait for respawns>Shitter melts down for the rest of the match flaming my friend who was just following my orders
Talking shit to the enemy team actually works if you got the chops for it
I want to eat Kirikos ring doughnut
You can be mean to console playersIt is always ethically correct
>>560558026idk, I feel like saying "gg ez" after I win against some smurfing faggot on the other team playing bastion is good mental
Is there anyway to get rid of that “possible no no word” spoiler
If you won were they really a smurf?
>>560557710bullying stacks trying to scapegoat someone are scum
>>560558270L anon
>>560558162Junofriends are the nicest players unlike those heartless Mercy mains
>>560558678I’m not saying I do, but I’ve seen jester types do it even in real sports. Anything to throw their players off their game I suppose
>>560558748Mercy mains scare me because those clitties have been locked up for a decade now, and I think there is a darkness growing within the cage.
>>560558274Real
>>560558598yeah you're right, my bad, I'm sure the brand new default icon endorse level 2 account playing unusually well was actually just a brand new player having a good day, just like all the other times this has happened
>>560523508
What if Anran was a senran?
>>560559507>>560559507new
what if anran was deleted from the game? fucking slippery bitch is more annoying than s*mbra
>>560558975It's not growing, that's the whole point
>>560551373It looks like those early Faceapp filters. Jesus Christ why would I want my game to look like an AI Edit.
>tank>2 endorsement level>lvl 8 Doom>lvl 5 ball>lvl 3 hogSHOULD BE A FUN GAME
