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what up briggers
Be nice to me, this is what I look like IRL.
>>560559675the wife the wife and the wife
Kiriko Ogundimu
>>560559703so tuff
I love Kiriko!
Akande Ziegler
>keep ping where enemy flankers and tanks will approach from and are approaching from during the entire match>keep telling them to look where i ping>no one ever looks and constantly gets raped from behind by the enemy>this happens regularly in matchesWhat do you call this phenomenon.
why don't people play together in these threads?
i'm one short of the Double Agent challenge and i cant figure out in which week i fucked up, thanks for nothing Aaron
>>560559675
Heya, it's Kiriko
>>560560080who invited blud
>>560559675The
>when I load into a game and my 2 stack is arguing with my other 2 stack about last game and I just have to sit there and watchoverwatch hero for this feel
>>560560080anran titmogs
WHERE are my DONUTS
>>560559675The The's
>>560560036i did once in 2018 and out group ended with a roadhog melting down on mic every match>>560560080>>560560036Anran gives evil vibes, like i can see her encouraging to Juno to have slutty phase
>>560559952situational disawareness
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>560560036I am afraid you guys will be mean to me due to my low skill and sometimes unreliable connection.
>>560560080blud thinks she's on the the team
can we get some comfy, casual, but also sexy Lena? possibly with Illari...
HELP PLEASE I'M TRYING TO HEAL AND THERE'S AN ANGRY WOMAN WITH A BIG SWORD
>tank getting raped by mauga as winston>switches to rein>proceeds to get raped 5 more timesI feel like some players have no brain cells. I saw him charge into a mauga just to get blown up instantly because the mauga just sustained every hit. how the fuck do you just sit there and not realize you're wasting yours, and everyone elses time. "durr Im just gonna charge again." just completely retarded low iq behavior, what the fuck is wrong with these people.
>>560560634>flankdetta.gif
>>560560036Half the people here are legitimately schizophrenic or some kind of seriously mentally ill. Including me
>>560560080The ABGs....
>>560560534I'm afraid I want to sex Marzia
>playing so bad even the enemy team is making fun of meSTOP
>>560560534I'm not very good either, it's okay. Do you want to play together?
>>560560080who invited my mans blud
>>560560878>play terribly >get sarcastic endorsements at the endHeh, th-thanks for the endorsements losers
>>560559952>another episode where the tank runs off on their own adventures all match>"where are the heals???"
>>560560745Same
>play comp>every ban is vendetta, domina and cat, plus one random
>>560561142Bans at the top are usually Vendetta/Dva + randoms
You guys can bully Anran all you want but I bet Juno, Kiri, and Hana would invite her to hang out and not be total JERKS
Freja has the worst perks in the game and it's not even close
>sudddenly level 6 zens that are getting stupid amounts of elims and damage compared to everyone else in every qp gamenever seen anything like it
>>560560036You have no idea how bad of an idea that is. Everyone here is fragile, mentally ill, borderline retarded, extremely lonely, mentally unstable, trans and/or a bratty bottom and most of all most of us are bad at the game. The thread will turn into namedropping drama and complaining about each other super fast plus people will have one sided crushes that will get weird fast.
>>560561227And fuck her raw
>>560560076Same, I only have one set of dailies left and I barely won't make itJust fuck my shit up fampai
another skin added to the scrap pile
>>560560036>>560561406Your best bet is meeting people one by one and sorting them out yourself
>>560561469>>560561227and then she'd go home with Brigitte
I wanna kiss hana
>>560561684>so many young girls in Overwatch>only grumpy old men and gorillas aroundno wonder they all turn gay
>>560561684god i wish i were a cute lesbian
>>560561694we know Brigitte
why is Anran getting so many slut headcanons
>>560561684>how Brig be rolling up to every Overwatch function
>>560561684I hope they both have dicks and let me fuck them.
>>560561342When my wife is inevitably buffed everyone will rue the day they told me to swap off
>>560561903Orientals are like that around whites.
>>560561684You mean go home proud, while the girls she made sweet love to, are sore and worn out, given her athletic character hints
>>560561684why does lesbian stuff always have this kind of artstyle
>>560561987I need a man and a trans girl to double team me
>>560562316They learned to draw at Tumblr University
Why did you do it?
I want to get off mr bones wild ride
>forced flashpoint mapAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>560562428Great scenario, me as the man
>>560562632>the cat
>>560562729Flashpoint is actually really good aside from Aatlis and it's almost always people over goyloadt. masters+
whats the point of stadium? do people actually play this? seems kind of stupid when they struggle to balance the regular game
>>560562604The Rape of Anran
did i mention i'm masters?
>>560562648The best part of being a newfag is that everything is novel
>two comp games left for placement>predicted rank: silver 3just tell me im trash blizzard, it's okay>>560562923>not playing grenadier junkrat in stadiumyou're missing out, junkrat with fire rate + ammo is kino as fuck
>>560562923It's called fun.
>Yo, check it out, it's Kiriko, we have Kiriko on the team, sweet.
>>560562923It's fun to be Mei and bully tanks or to be Hazard and bully everyone. The builds can get pretty ridiculous for some characters and it's fun.
Is there any place or program I can use to view the charms? I'd like to take a shot at printing a couple, and the viewer in-game only lets me have a clear view of ones I've just obtained from a lootbox or from the shop
>>560562632>Why did you do it?Ball, Widow, Mercy on team.
>if you want to git gud then you can only play 2-3 heroes in every roleBut that's not fun
>>560562893Aatlis is decent, Suravasa is actually pretty goodNew Junk City is like bottom 3 maps in the game, complete dogshit
>win a 1v1 against genji multiple times as anran>he spends the next 5 minutes flaming his team (no pun intended) about lack of heals and how they're leaving him open to die>he was actively tracking me down at one point after he got a quick kill off me
>>560562923It uses the assets from the scrapped PvE mode
>>560562632i was playing tank , 0 deaths and 3x the second highest damage while my healers both had less healing than the enemy team healerswhen we lost first point i said fuck this matchmaking i am not playing this fucking hard to just get an inevitable loss
>>560561694This but kiri
>>560563750did they lose? every time something like that happens, i just think while they're trying to play predator hunting grounds, they're leaving their team to play 4v5
>>560562834Yay. I hope you don’t mind me caged up…20 years of e made it small and a little useless
>>560563347I don't think I've ever heard of a model being pulled from the game for any other purpose than pornography.
what the fuck is my team doing I literally have 4 gold medlas
>>560563750The gigachad backline peel bladefarmer vs the virgin inting assassin clipfarmermany such cases
>>560562923It was supposed to be a for fun mode where you can just play your hero and use items and powers to work around counters and go for fun builds. That didn't really work out and you auto lose if the enemy has a pharmercy and you have no hitscan.
NA's finest...
>>560563973Dicks have the same appeal of breasts/asses/thighs in terms of shape/texture rather than just size alone, in that sense some dicks can be cute.
>>560564174how does one describe this phenotype
>>560564174sugarbron my fuarking hero
>>560563909Yeah, my team won but it was close, genji gave up>>560564089anran has a blade?
>>560561406This is so on point and it's a good thing that we all know and avoid it.
>>560564584A lot of 'almost FAS' from their gen x moms not being willing to give up red wine for 9 months.
>>560564584eatsport
>>560564584Anglochud
>>560564747well they're eating something all right
>>560564747eatsport was logix and we miss that nigga every day
Worst skin in the game
>>560564826tracer king
>>560561406Yeah this is exactly how the Destiny 1 thread went for the first year or two way back when, was terrible.
>play 4 games today>cant get 5000 healbots a matchI'm about to play moira and just healbot orb the entire match
>>560564174>black guy is the only one with a smile and a semblance of originality for his ign
>>560564806I want to eat Kiri’s donut hole
>>560564982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI
>>560565010It was bad. It’s been bad in my current main general too. Everyone has turned on each other and there’s a lot of sadness from one sided love.
>>560564940agreed
Stop banning sombra whats wrong with you.
>>560561406>fragile, mentally ill, borderline retarded, extremely lonely, mentally unstablehey this is me!
>>560565757no one wants to deal with her she's obnoxious like cat
>>560564648I was describing the playstyles of GenjiAnran is just a bad Genji right now to be fair, she needs buffs
forbidden love...
>>560565709Gotta keep discords and namefags out, that's why the tracerfaggot gets nothing but scorn for their attention seeking
>>560565023just play mezuki and stand around your dudes and throw hatsyou get like 10k heals a game easy
>>560562923Find it perplexing that even here shit heroes are still shit.
>>560565709why do online gays get infatuated with the first person who gives them even an inkling of attentionjust stop fishing for sexual gratification in public spaces with strangers
>>560566324All virgins do this not just gay ones.
>>560566420what is the creature on the left supposed to be
>>560566420we both know the target audience here, don't play coy
>>560562923I would play stadium if there was more than half the roster availablethe mode will be dead before the whole roster is ported
>>560564940absolutely not. it's fun
>>560566491A chink.
Nothing more heartwarming (and motivating as a support) than getting endorsed by the entire team
>>560565757sombra touches my supports instead of shooting tank like a plat dps should
>>560566759fun how?
>>560566931Jesus, what was that Lucio doing
Why are bottoms so disgustingly good at the game?
>>560567182Vibing
y'all crazy
>>560566931Moiras don't deserve encouragement.
>>560567182The same shit every single Lucio doesNothing
I deserve sex from moira though
>>560564940Worst character, you mean.
>>560566931>endorsed Who gives a shit. If anything they were a full stack so just endorsed the person not on the stack.Endorsements are useless and I haven't endorsed a single person even once. Almost no one playing this game can tell who was the actual team MVP either and just default to stats or the healer/tank.
>>560567130cute, quirky and relevant to swedish culture
>>560566324Oh I dunno could it be that everyone hates gay people and there aren’t many of them so when someone is sweet to them they feel safe and fall in love? No it must be that gays are weird.
*unzips*
>>560567426You would be on fire if you were.
>heroes that should NEVER be endorsedBallDoomGenjiWidowVentureSombraMoiraCat
>Round 1>Everyone is jumping around the spawn room, emoting and doing funny shit>Round 1 complete>Score 0...to 3...>Switching sides>Everyone is now dead silent just staring at blank spaceI love how you can literally taste the team morale dropping like this lol
>lost connection to the game server>you are suspended for 10:00th-thanks
>>560567597Dishonest Gang.
>>560567597Ironically sombra is the only dps that I get endorsed on (well I do main her but still). Teammates just know my impact when the enemy team starts spitting shit on the chat
>>560559507>backfill 2 games in a row>fps drops to 20-301.5 year and still they can't fix that shit
>>560567391>cute, quirky and relevant to swedish cultureIf it was relevant to swedish culture she would've been dressed like a sports/hobby fisher, not like someone that fishes professionally out at sea.
>>560567275Rude, Im trying to be helpful >>560567386Well I care, I get a smile on my face when someone endorses meThere is a chance it was random but there is a chance it was genuine, and thats enough. Cant you just have some joy out of this game?
>one day away from getting the last legendary of the eventBLIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>>560567891do you think sweden doesn't have a long history of fishing culture?
>>560568067Sweden is actually landlocked
>Let's hit comp, you and me.response?
>>560568431*rapes you*
>>560568431I'd rather hit your vaginal walls with my penis if you catch my drift
>>560567910>There is a chance it was random but there is a chance it was genuine>genuineAre you a woman or like 14 years old? No endoresement is genuine unless when the planets align once a year when another psycho like you maybe decided to give one.
>>560567202I only submit to someone stronger than me, but I won’t make it easy. If you can’t bend me over in a tank duel then you don’t deserve to bend me over in the bedroom. I can feel whenever they are weak and it empowers my soul so I bully them relentlessly. Though if you can beat me then I’m all yours, collar me up and command me as you please.
>>560568431deepthroatable
QP is almost, ALMOST intolerable enough that I might actually move to comp. ALMOST
>>560568749I've stayed endorsement 5 for like 2 years, just play well and don't be a dick and you get endorsementsmost people fail one or both of these criteria
>>560568067>do you think sweden doesn't have a long history of fishing culture?Yes, but hobby and sports fishing mainly in lakes, rivers or close to shore. Possibly from a skiff near the coast.
>>560568431I am shit and will drag you down.
>>560568278Sweden isn't a real country, it's a psyop
>>560568897It was so bad I did go to competitive. It’s really nice actually since everyone is kinda bad like me. And you ban a lot of the annoying heroes. Just don’t go to comp if you really like Zarya, Domina, Jetpack Cat, Sombra or Vendetta
>>560568749>No endoresement is genuineI always endorse someone if they were fun to play with. It's not that deep.
>>560568992>I've stayed endorsement 5 for like 2 years, just play well and don't be a dick and you get endorsementsYou don't have to do a single thing but play the game. Endorsements are only there to trick retards into thinking they were good boys when everyone gets them. Your statement literally proved how meaningless they are.Like you'd have to be actually mentally handicapped to care about endorsements.
This is a legendary?
>>560569298Let's see Paul Allen's level 5 endorsement level
>>560568431Damn she's so cool
>>560569286>"fun to play with"As in you played with someone you won the match with and when you spammed I need healing and the Moira threw a ball your way once you came in your pants.
Meanwhile I see a player with like endorsement level 2 or 3 when they have a lot of playtime and I go>uh oh
>>560564940That’s not Maccas Lena
>>560569363it's literally 10 years old
*asks for your endorsements*
>>560569363junobug
>>560569439Confirmed you're a mentally ill psycho that cares and puts stock in endorsements. That actually thinks E5 is some achievement. Embarrassing.You're the kind of players I report and get thank you for reporting all the time.
>>560569703UUUUOOOOOHHHHHH
When did they change Lucio's walljump mechanics? You don't have to double click space to wall jump and it fucks me up
Anyone that grinds ranked for long enough gets endorsement 5 eventually
>>560569764Yeah that's what I thought gayboy
I got bored at work today so I drew brig enjoying her favorite snackI also got a 2 week for calling my braindead niggercattle faggot tank exactly what he was. So I’m gonna go throw some rivals games for 2 weeks
>>560569703Time sure flies... Fuck
>>560569906Meanwhile he had you muted and didn’t even notice
>>560569903Tell me, why do you think E5 is an achievement and what exactly do you think you're doing that makes you such a good little boy? Go ahead, I need a laugh at your retardation.
>>560569517I don't care if the match was won or not. If my tank wasn't a pussy and went in at the right time I endorse him. If my dps coordinated with me and made plays I endorse him. If my support paid attention to me and enabled my plays I endorse him. If they didn't stand out to me I don't endorse them. Simple as.
>>560569906What kind of shitass job do you work where you can draw porn?
>>560560080Sorry but The The's are The forever, no space for more.
>>560570009>If my tank wasn't a pussy and went in at the right time I endorse himIn other words, your hand out endorsements like meaningless candy yet think it actually means anything.I can get 3-4 endorsements after flaming my team, why the fuck do you think it means anything.
I play with my nipples myself when I get endorsed by more than 1 person in a roundAnd if they thank me in chat/say something nice I finger myself
>>560570009He’s going to seethe at this post.Why? I don’t know, but he will. Just wait.
>>560569906Brig sure does love her snickers breaks. Classic Brig.
i just give out endorsements for +100xp lol
>>560570008things you have never seen in your lifepicrel
>>560569906>racist>blames others for his failures >works a job so lowly he can draw porn>draws porn featuring black dick>the dick is what's actually in focushow extremely typical
Playing assault maps is like crackIts really fun but you know its retarded Enjoy it while its there
>>560570195>someone says endorsements are meaningless>he's mad! You outed yourself as the kind of thin-skinned toxic players that report others for nothing while playing like shit and then going>tee hee, please endorse me and my mercy
>>560570439Why are you spiralling over somebody that you made up
I have become an anran main
>>560570373I see it all the time, I just don't give a fuck because it literally does absolutely nothing and means absolutely nothing.You're unironically the midwits this cheap trick works on to keep delusional idiots thinking they did something good.
>>560569906Brigitte, finishing off that last slice of pie.
Keep it together…Keep it together…
>>560570148It's just a small gesture. It doesn't mean the world but it means something. Why does a small token of appreciation bother you so much?
>>560570543cognitive dissonance from believing that endorsements are easy and everyone is 5, and the reality that he is not 5 but it doesn't matter because endorsements are meaningless and everyone is 5 ... etc
>getting 4+ endorsies in one match
>teammates ban some retarded shit like mercy and vendetta instead of hog
>>560570601>>560569439
>>560570624Have you enjoyed your time away with the fairies, Dr. De Kuiper?
>>560570790I ban mercy so the supports on my team don't pick her more than anything
>progression is "unlocking" me things that I've had unlocked for 10 years this is quite lame
>someone asks for endorsements>report and avoid player
>>560570790>>560570996I ban her because most mercy players are carried shitters and when forced on lifeweaver or moira they are fucking useless.
Man, sometimes it feels like the enemy just won't die. Like we can't kill any of them no matter how hard we try, they just keep healing our get away at the last second.
>>560570415Your taxes are paying for it bud, maybe be nicer to your faithful public servants
>>560571246>dps just m1s tank instead of taking an angle and shooting the Illari pylon>nothing dies ever
>>560570942RELEASE ME!!!
>>560570642>it means somethingIt means literally nothing and you get it for nothing. Before I logged off today I got 4 endorsements in a match where I called our tank a dumb fuck. Why do you think it has any meaning.
Do endorsements even do anything? I got muted once and my shit was reset and never noticed a difference. I was back to lvl 5 before the mute wore off too. Who fucking cares
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/9/93/Tracer_-_Uh_oh%21_Winston%27s_angry.ogg
>>560571246Supports are crying that they can't keep anyone up this season. Expect them to reduce the passive to 20% or something next season.
>>560571478Yeah it lets me know that if I have a 3 or under on my team then I’m probably gonna have to put up with some bullshit
My proudest moment was getting 5 endorses in 6v6 comp as Junker Queen and the enemy team said that I was menace
>>560571456Ugh. There it goes.
>>560570276I love Lena for free
>>560571478You get some bonus battlepass xp in the messages every once in a whilealso makes you look like a gigachad with good sportsmanship
If you play in a team of 6, but you have 3 DPS's, and 2 tanks and you can only pick one support Who do you pick? (not for you to play)
but IMAGINE playing cass or ashe when you can just play israelari and do more damage with easier to hit shots while having a better self peel ability while healing passively and actively while having a niggerbroken ult that basically instakills any nontank with one bodyshot. oh and ur hitbox is niggertiny.just lmao
ngl she looks really fucking cute here
>>560571885BaptisteLifeweaverJuno
>>560571246>Man, sometimes it feels like the enemy just won't die.Who do you shoot here? Most Overwatch players gets this wrong and shoot the tank in front of and closest to them.
>>560571580>Winston is chimpin out!!>>560571776samesies
>>560571885Baptiste, Moira, Brig
>>560571309garbageman?
>>560572058grandma if projectile, juno if hitscantopkek positioning all around though but I understand it's an example
>>560571885I'd just pick zenyatta and make everyone suffer until someone gives in
is it possible to get to diamond without grinding aim training?
>>560572058>Who do you shoot here?I get the fuck out and find an angle where I don't have 4 people looking at me.
>>560572314I'm diamond and my aim is dogshit
https://x.com/Clav0Updates/status/2033585942439592256>has to fight vendetta once>uninstalls
>>560572491As dps?
Freja is the most attractive woman ever in Overwatch and it's a crime against humanity that she didn't get buffed and more art
>>560572584no you need aim to play dps
Kiriko is 2b
Stadium is the only game mode that requires skillNo counterpicking crutch to rely on, you need to purchase items intelligently and position yourself wisely to avoid enemy oneshot combos while advancing your own gameplan.
Hamster if he ever gets a burn perkhttps://youtu.be/1tKsR8nTOlA?si=KlELO5e85uWFBvXm
>>5605727782kiri!
>>560572636yeah it's a shame her model and character are wasted on such a dogshit one dimensional gimmick playstyle
>have mizuki, sombra, and cree at the start of the game>enemy doomfist complains about counter swapping
>>560571885Someone has to protect the backline.
>>560572314You will make life easier for yourself if you get a decent baseline aim. But good positioning is more important after that.
>>560572815Or, you can pick the overpowered FOTM build and hero, and proceed to stomp without any sort of counterplay.
>>560572926literally me EOM
>>560572695>>560572958surely I can improve my aim by playing the game and I don't need to do autistic VAXTA shit... right?
>>560572848>Hamster if he ever gets a burn perkNo, this is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s
>>5605727782B (cups)>>560572695Vendetta has entered the chat
6v6 really is the patrician's gamemode, 5v5 is for drooling toddlers who need someone to hold their hands as they color inside the linesyou simply can't go back to not being able to swap roles in the middle of a match
>>560568431hot, sweaty, babymaking sex
>>560573041she is always banned though
>make smurf account >suddenly losing every fucking game on my main
>>5605727782b my wife, you mean.
>>560572926I've got a job Brigitte can do
>>560573037Can’t believe this is the first time I’m seeing this. You just sold me on X-7
>>560573037>flame hamtard
>>make smurf account What kind of sad faggot has multiple overwatch accounts lmao
>>560569906catbox link?
>>560573031If you focus on your aim then sure. I still do 5 minutes of VAXTA warmup.
>>560573231You deserve it for being a fag
>just argued with an egirl over voice
>got brutally diffed on my mainThere's always a bigger fish
>>560572058Depends on who im playing but the Anna probably. I play DVA so i'd probably dive the anna real quick before moving to Emre and try to get a kill/not get hit with her sleep dart/cause some backline confusion.My one hope is the team catches on to it and hard focuses on the tank since the healers and DPS will be too busy with me. Best case scenario we get two kills. Really big if this is a pushing robot objective.
>>560574645It's amazing how they all sound the same
>>560574645that's impossible because there are no girls on the internet
250 HP Tracer...
Do you guys actually use the 3 different loadouts for characters? i feel like a basic use case would be general use, then summer, then christmas themed loadouts
Paraiso makes me physically ill to play
>50 event points away from the last legendary>no more opportunity to get pointswho do I contact that Blizzard to fix this
I tried tank and it's too hard/stressful for me I'm going back to playing hitscan damage
Sombra is a consistent ban so if I wanna be a menace to low ranks should I Widow? Or just play Reaper for less effort
Diana's game crossover?
>>560575812same brothermanI hope they chimp out on reddit and twitter and we get another day or somethingI got fucked because I missed the first week and then didn't realize until this week that dailies aren't on a set rollover timer anymore and reset based on when you completed the first oneI used to really like playing around the rollover time so I could get a cheeky double dip in on the missions
>>560576013ToT
Angela Ogundimu
>>560576013What is there to even crossover?
no matter whether i troll games on my terrible widow or carry on my cracked juno i ALWAYS end up low plat wtf
>>560574645>play as mizuki>girl on voice playing tank keeps telling me on voice to heal them when they run off on their own away from the objective breaking line of sight and away from the teamIt's like some women are actively trying to give all other women a bad name.
>>560576520maybe you're not as good at juno as you think you are
>>560576520maybe you're better at widow than you think you are
>>560559089good mornyan
>>560576752good mornyan!
>>560576596mine was>be dps>egirl flaming me (shes support ofc)>offer to trade her since she must be amazing at dps>she keeps deflecting
>>560576596>girl playing tankoh god
ive never had a potg that wasn't embarrassing
>Getting Counterpicked on QP by the whole enemy team>Swap>Win>they send messages saying i'm a pussy for swappingYea i'm fucking evil, slob all over my fucking cock and ballse
Ashe's crack
post 'emwhat does this say about me?
>>560577062>decide to play dva>see zarya sym mei moira after one fightreally niggers
>>560576596>girl on voice playing tanksweet jesus
>>560577319Exactly what happened after the first round on Ilios.
gn hanas
>>560577246based projectile enjoyer>12 hrs cat is #6you have started playing relatively recently or don't play often
>>560577246Pretty based picks all around
i only play emre and juno
>8 game winstreak>scared to play more because i know the matchmaker will put a brand new tank who W keys into the middle of the enemy team on my team and the DPS from pic related
>>560578228>posts invisigal>doesn't play sombra
>>560575812I thought they mentioned some sort of extension because the first week was bugged or something.
>>560578510no they just dished out max rewards to everyone who clicked the button during week one
For the longest time I thought as Anran you ignite them with left click and then increase the burning dot with right click but no you just right click when they're close that's it
>>560577246>>560577682I'm still so DOGSHIT
>>560578746Wow, that sucks for everyone missing stuff.
>>560577682I've played since 2016 but I play infrequently and rotate through the entire roster so it takes me forever to level up characters
>>560579098not really?
I love ashe
>>560578812Stop wanting to fuck robots.
>>560579419gross, she's like 40
Isn't Heat Shield better?
>>560579479But Elon Musk will make AI sexbots real.
>>560579627most of the girls are 30+
>>560579632Yes. Your average player is fucking retarded and picks shitty perks, like the morons who don't pick levitate as their major perk on Sigma.
>>560579627I'm like 30, 40 ain't bad my guy. Once you grow some hair on your chest the older ones start to look better than the younger ones.
>>560578330Imagine Invisigal and Sombra just teasing and bullying the fuck outta you
>>560579872Yeah but punch is funny
>>560579872space punch is funny and based and I can't be fucked to learn new tech applications for the float
>>560560878I swear, nothing is better ragebait than the support sissy who did literally nothing on the other team trying to give your team advice on how to play with your hard throwing tank. Steam was coming out of my ears lolJust enjoy your freelo and stfu
>>560579872I love punch and I'm probably better at Sigma than you.
I want to take a break but I can't I haven't lost yet I can't let it think it's okay to feed me losses
>>560579479No
what are the good maps in this game? I only see people talk about maps they hate
>>560579632I think people are just apprehensive about picking stuff that buff your ult because depending how you do you enjoy the perk of it a handful of times per game
>>560579632I've noticed that perks that are tied to Ults seem less desirable. It might come down to how often you can use said perk. in this example, its either something integrated into the main kit being active all the time or Something that only happens for 1 out of 2 of her Ults. Since the revival one you aren't really going to proc that perk. So its just a matter of up time.
>6v6>Am the only tankWhy is there no role queue for this
>>560579627>>560579701I'd smash every girl except Zarya, Venture, Junker Queen, Sojourn and Ana
>>560580475I like kings row but I think thats a pretty basic bitch answer. I just usually have fun on it regardless of comp
>>560579632MY personal question is when would I ever pick Short Fuse
>>560580801>sad Junker Queen main noises
>>560579872Punch is good against certain comps and on maps where float isn’t too useful.
>>560581348vertical mobility is literally always useful
Idk how to sigma
>>560581930poke
>>560581930slap your balls around and dont miss
>Game ends>ggwp>Always from the winning team
Why players lash out aggressively in team chat right when someone makes simple match related call out? I do not know should I ask did they have bad day or something to figure out the behavior?
People take QP so seriously, it's really funny
>enemy ult of any kind>tank ignores it to do something elseit's a GG every timethere's no helping thatif you're a tank and you aren't jumping on that like a grenade you deserve to lose
freeze! clip that!
>>560582191if you're an american it's because americans are uncontrollably insecure and are totally incapable of any dialogue without feeling personally attackedit's intentional, it's in our "individualism" programming
>>560582206People take QP seriously when they've gotten team diffed +5 matches in a row, which is understandable. Even the ones that claim they don't take it seriously will be very quick on the report button over the slighest provocation.
>>560582372I play in EU servers.
>>560582206>>560582191People are probably ground down by loss streaks
>>560582609you just have retards in your lobby then I dunno
>anyone says gg or wp, regardless of team>report them>constant thank you for reporting
>instalock ashe>click on the tank all game>loseahh this is life
so you can't say gg?
>>560564940
>>560582206I see more salt in qp than in comp.
>>560559675real humans will look at this and tell you we need more apes like sojourn
>>560582206QP has far more imbalanced matches.
>>560583271
>>560582962That's actually kind of funny because it means other people are reporting them for legitimate reasons
>>560582206>>560583348I feel like most comp players know that they're also up to some bullshit and don't careqp-only people don't have the context of how insignificant every match iscomp players are used to watching a guy swap torb just to do the quest giver emote for 20 minutes in spawn for the sake of deleting 25 SR because he thought someone was flaming himcomp players also know when they genuinely sell a match and know what it feels like to be the guy that sold the matchqp players think they're perfect because qp provides no feedback aside from stomps convincing them that they're jesus christ on a horse or that there's literally nothing they could do because they got stomped
>>560583572It's not a gacha game
>>560576830
>>560564940you're just mad that everyone told you they liked this skin when you pulled it the other daystop being a faggot
>>560583572I will look at this and tell you I want to impregnate Hana.
>>560583572I look at Hana and say I need more Hana
I require 1 mob boss Junker Queen skin please
>>560583080Try clicking on the supports
>>560584342sent
>>560582838this shit is so funny>makes some whole diatribe about amerifats>actually I'm EU>uhhhh I don't know just some non descript retards I guessAt least blame Russians
>>560584379fuckk no
>>560583824>comp players also know when they genuinely sell a match and know what it feels like to be the guy that sold the matchI don't understand how qp warriors can't tell.Some retard soldier tried to visor me from 2 feet away on cass and then cried that his tank threw.
>>560584458Look at that Juno's big fat head. It's like she wants you to click on her.
>>560584423Thank you so much cutie. I will now suck you dry (if you want)
>>560583080Me and I got her mythic skin.>>560584527I don't want to ruin her day though, she's a nice girl.
>>560584439I'm a burger dude I don't know what the issue is with each individual european country and their emotional development I just know what's wrong with us (it's a lot)>>560584468I think it's because qp is just an endless queue cycle with absolutely zero feedbackit's just gg go next over and overlosing feels bad even if the games are meaningless, so if someone is throwing without feedback to tell them that they're throwing they think they're getting sabotaged or something
>supporting>doing half the healing of the other guy and the same damageI don't want to keep playing this match. I'm useless
>>560583907
>>560584691Lol getting carried feels so bad.
>>560582206>People take QP so seriously, it's really funnyMatchmaking really shouldn't match players with hundreds if not thousands of hours with players that have barely played the game, but it does.
WHAT is with all these retards banning zarya every game that champ isn't even good
I STICK MY FINGERS INTO MY
>>560585204I fucking hate playing against her I will ban her and Sigma every game >t. Queen main
>>560585439It's all on you
where cute and funny blizzard
>>560585439ass
>>560585439NO ANYTHING BUT THE GOYBOXES WITH THE VOICE LINES AND SKINS I'LL NEVER USE AND THE TITLE I'LL NEVER USE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why do they keep releasing heroes no one wants to play against
>>560580475this is the canon tier list
I will now be one tricking Doomfist, going in comp. Say something nice about me
Rupal (Indian support player for Team Liquid) is under fire for saying nigga
>>560585658>bworld in the top half lol
>>560584763
Literally what's the point of having 4 tiers of Event rewards if you cannot possibly earn them all?I did all the daily challenges and the weekly one and it's still not enough.
What do you do when you open your lootboxes while in queue and then your game starts and you didn't get to see what you got?
>>560586041there's a history page and it highlight new shit in the gallery
>>560586041crybut if happens during the animation it usually cancels the box opening so you can do it after
>>560586041Blame myself for my greed.
>>560586195sex with heels
>>560585658>that s tierThose are some of the worst designed MP maps ever made and OW in general has terrible maps.
This game would benefit HEAVILY from protruding nipples on skins
I swear there are more cheaters than there used to be. Not even aimbots, just people seeing through walls that aren't on recon heroes
>>560586334um actually eichenwalde second and third are le good because shut the fuck up NIGGER
I should be good I think to finish.
>only completed the Talon challengeI am Marzia's strongest soldier
>>560586334ummm, the poorly designed maps are at the bottom of list list, chuddie. You're reading it upside down.
>>560586041(You) can search lootbox history, retard-kun.
>>560586724For dis you shall be rewarded
>>560585658This list is AWFUL holy shit
>>560585812
>>560586724Same fuck orangewatch
>>560586334>>560587001post your top 5 so I can laugh
>>560587279>someone says all the maps are poorly designed in terms of level design>asks for top 5
>>560587395>ackshully I don't like any of the maps loser :^)kekkaroo
>>560587279There's literally nothing we could send to you that would be productive. It's clear that not only is your taste ACTUAL FUCKING TERRIBLE EMBARASSING DOGSHIT, you have attached emotional significance to this and only care about trying to have a gotcha moment reply when we do entertain your retarded request. Your list is awful. Do not post it again. Do not talk about this again. You are a retard. You should feel bad.
The AI is controlling Emre with a vibrator lodged in his ass
>>560587534>i'm too much of a baby to have a bants discussion about what maps I likeI accept your concessionI'm not even the guy who posted the list
>>560587683>have a bants discussioYeah this is exactly what I mean. This is some sub-80 iq bullshit response. No one with a fully developed prefrontal cortex would type the words "bants discussion" and not immediately feel so embarrassed that he just shuts his PC down and goes to bed. I know exactly what you look like, what you sound like, what cringelord podcasts you listen to, what boards you regular, what subreddits you go to, what music you listen to, what TV shows you like, everything about you because this stupid ass moronic mouth breathing, lap drooling response.
>>560587625emre being a turk, he enjoys this greatly
>>560587913that's a lot of text just to say you're too much of a pussy to even say what maps you like playing in overwatchI hope it gets better for you fren
ILLARI:>solar rifle can no longer headshot>New major perk: solar rifle can headshot>sunstruck proc damage: 7000 --> 60oh my gosh i fixed your champ again... i-i'm so sorry
>>560588135>gut hero that people don't really have a problem with into irrelevance>post it on /owg/>pretend that you're intelligentwow
>>560588252yes and b*ptiste is next
>>560588421Yeah you're just baiting, do better.
>>560588104
Where are the Anran skins
they hating on me as though the support role hasnt made dps borderline irrelevant
>enemy emre uses his ult>wipes my team>I use emre's ult>shot dead in .02 seconds
>>560588686She's already got two and it's only been half a season.
>>560588732us dps bros don't even have "muh antiheal passive" as a cope anymoreit's tough buddy
>>560588686Why do you want skins for a character that will get her face uglified in the near future?
>playing ball>got POTG>quad piece with the mines when the enemies were hiding in the corner>at the very end I try to roll a hog out of the map>get caught on the wall and miss>it's in the potgThis is next level cringe
>Anran on my team is fighting people in their spawn on Kings Row defense 2nd point>burn all of my matrix on them exclusively so they don't feed>they end up getting some nice picks and even a team wipe>continue to do this>hold and win at 3rd point>me:gj team>Anran: u got carriedwhat's his fucking problem
>>560588972>>playing ball>This is next level cringeYes
>play dive tank>have hanzo and reaper>hanzo and I are 6 - 4>reaper is 1 - 1 and has less than 1k damage against a maugaFucking hell man just fucking go fully afk so you get kicked and I get a team mate who might actually play.
ANA:>Passive (Experienced): Using a young ana skin will now halve all perk and ult generation
Who’s ready for the gamer outrage when the Mai x Anran skin doesn’t buff her ass or shows her cheeks
>playing only widow>not getting better at allSo this is.. the taste of despair
>>560588843>uglifiedThey should just give her a cooler glare, she shouldn't be a hello kitty girl
What do I do when I get a rein who feeds off cooldown
>get junkrat potg>it's just me strafing around like a spastic and spamming m1 into a doorwaylove to see it
>>560589651I straight up don't want any more collabs like this. Just give me the third kpop one instead
What countries or locations do you want new maps to be set in? I'd like to see more rural based maps instead of urban ones:>North American farmland (maybe Amish country)>African serengeti safari >Mayan/Aztec jungle pyramid
>>560590285>it's just optimal gameplay
>>560589651I am ready for her skin to set up a historic precedent for being the very first Overwatch skin to show FULL, BARE ASSShe'll be added to Stadium that season too so everyone can appreciate it.
>>560589651Doom as Terry or it's dead in the water anyway.
>>560587625I like to think that the AI buckbroke Emre by forcing him to take it up the ass from multiple Turkish men
why do I get matched against and with people who have hundreds of plays wtf I have less than half that with my mains
>>560587625I love the idea of this. I want to see him squirm as he uncontrollably cums mid fight
>>560589657It's okay, remember practice makes perfect :)
>>560587625>it's actually just Freya controlling it
I just watched my mei go 8 - 9 while the enemy zen went 22 - 5.What the fuck am I supposed to do when I have someone that shit
I wish I wasn't too beta to use voice chat
>>560591168What role?
>>560591185i only use vc to argue with people, when there's an actual conversation going on i'm far too shy
>>560591185sincerely why would you want to use voice chat? it's just an outlet for people to complain and argue with if you're playing with randoms
>>560591185It takes a lot of resilience to be in voice chat. Don’t worry your mental is better off not listening to any of it.
i will ban hog illari winston every game and in that order.
>>560591304Tank
>>560589823all girls should be hello kitty girls
>>560591185I haven't been in it for 8 years. You don't need it.
>>560591304tank, and the other dps was fine. They went like 25 and something. Our mei was just dogshit.
What can I do in big open areas as Brig? Should I just swallow my pride and swap?
>>560587229
>>560591598>>560591490Bad newsIt’s a tank diffI don’t make the rules
>>560588732That would be true if support players actually knew how to play.
Mei's mythic skin customization options should allow me to remove the outer layer of her outfit.
>>560592106but then you'd see that she's canonically not fat
>>560592261This was when she was young and spry
>>560592261Sometimes her skirt thing gets stuck when I'm playing stadium revealing the spats underneath and a clear view of her MASSIVE ass and fat thighs. She's exactly the perfect amount of fat.
The unfortunate truth I'm learning again is that even if you're getting your picks as a sniper (Widow/ Hanzo), your team can still disappoint youAt least I'm learning this in quick play and not comp
how my sissies feeling?
>>5605922611/100 cases of mei not being fat99/100 cases of mei being fatWhy do you people cling to this
>>560592860She's a big girl.
my clinical research has determined that widowmaker is the hardest hero to get value out of in the game by a country mile and then someher aiming also feels terrible for some reason, you have to lead your shots in some way
>trying to learn ashe in qp>mercies keep trying to pocket me>I have to unhide chat to tell them to stop because spamming no doesn't register in their brains
>>560593085>mercy main>brainPick one
>>560592983for me
>>560593085What's there to learn, you just click on them
>>560593085>Play a few matches as Tracer >Trying to flank, unsuccessful>hide>Mercy follows me and tries to heal me with her beam stretching across the doorway>frantically shake my mouse "no" but they still don't get itOh Mercy...
i dont understand how people can be low elo in this game, i borderline troll games and have people constantly threatening to report me and i cant go below plat
is this the new retarded looking mercy render thatll be in every thread for 3 months before a new picture is found
>>560593153Why? Are you a small guy?
>>560591839
gonna be fun seeing the drop in player counts once this fomo grind event ends and everyone has their BPs finished 1 month early because of it
MY PRECIOUS VORK!
>>560593793Gonna cry?
>>560593793Found the brain dead mercyfag
REMOVE NEW JUNK CITY FROM THE GAME
>>560594497This but Australia and New Zealand from real life
i use good work earnestly
so is Talon winning or no
>>560590679
>>560594636I fucking hope not, blue echo >>>> red echo
Teaming up with Mercy mains to have FFM three ways with DPS mains!
Hey, it's Roadhog.
3 out of the 4 characters I play the most keep getting banned
>>560595051Stop playing fraud characters
>5 dps games in a rowthe support sissies are out tonight
Paraiscio should be banned
>>560594131
I love rave slut mercy
>>56059413137 year old woman
how did they make a turk who's cool?
>>560595556literally pushing grandmilf territory
>3 cross play icons on my team>0 on the enemy team>get fucking destroyed with the console dps going 1-8All my fault for not leaving when I saw them.
>had one of those games where I was practically hitting all my sleeps with anaFuck that felt so good. Why cant I be like this all the time.
>>560595051which
yeah we're not going to vote to ban 55% winrate hog let's ban fucking venture sombra and pharah because THOSE are champs you see every game
>>560595603They didn't, are you lost?
>>560595556OUT OF TEN!!!!
>>560595769*goes zen* hog is not a problem ban venture NOW
>>560595603Just make a cool anime antihero soldier guy and then call him Turkishshrimple as that
6v6 btfos the fuck out of 5v5 so hard its not even funny
>>560595556I just turned 38 and dress like that sometimes. Gen Z men seem to like it.
>>560590460I want an American frontier Rocky Mountains logging styles map. Like Strawberry from RDR2.
>>560585772what's worse? typing it or saying it like custa did?
>>560585772Wow. Is he really gonna type that?
Emre is just Terra from Kingdom Hearts ngl
>>560596113if we got role queue 6v6 back then 5v5 would be dead
>>560590460Now Entering: Midwestia
>type word>life ruined
>>560595668Take a wild guess
>>560596807OHHHHHHHHHH WOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT
>>560585772Under fire is an interesting way to say kicked from TL and team USA
I guess Saudi Arabia are winning the world cup again lul
>>560595556Still young enough to try to impregnate
>>560598095this but me trying with Ashe
>>560596780BurgerCore map would actually be neat
gm briggers
EPSTEIN BATTLEBOT (finnish)
>>560595492
>>560590460Flashpoint map set in small town America.
After I turned 18 I never had relationships with younger women or around the same age, However with older women.... This is why I can't see the appeal in Kiriko but hags? oh the hags push my buttons anyone above 29 I get hard as a rock
>>560598792Kiriko is like 30
>>560598792But 29 is young I am a decade older than that.
>>560598984it's getting quite late grandpa, maybe its time you hit the hay
>>560598792I've never held hands with a woman.
Shut up kiriko.
>>560599035Nah I don't work, I stopped working a couple years ago to take care of my disabled wife who had a stroke like 6 years ago. It's not bad bad for but it just became too hard for me to work full time anymore since she just needs help around the house, also I had the financial ability to do so thanks to family.
>>560598942Isn't she 21?
>>560599423How long was the game Titan in the early development phase before it became OW?
>decide to watch overwatch videos on youtube since im new to the game>every video is just saying balancing sucks and if you play 5v5 instead of 6v6 youre brainwashed goycattlewtf i thought this game was supposed to be wholesome
>>560599423it's kellover
Kiriko is 21
>>560599714>21>grew up with Hanzo and Genji
>6v6 numbani attack>I'm the only support (Bap)>18k healing>we c9 2m from winning after winning the last fight in OTfun stories to tell your friends
>6v6no one wants to hear about it bud
>>560599796https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/1rt3msl/hear_me_out_blizzard_is_actually_fixing_kirikos/>And just to address the elephant in the room, they have finally fixed the age discrepancy with the Shimadas. It's been more firmly established Kiriko was only about four years old when Hanzo and Genji were finishing their training in their early 20s. In the short story "Where Honor Lives," Hanzo literally says he was never even that close with her and saw her more as a nuisance daughter of his father's servants. It is clear the "childhood siblings that grew up together" angle was thrown out for a timeline that actually makes sense, recent interactions make it pretty clear that the Shimadas see her more as a much younger niece to guide and not their little sister. The only inconsistency left is the artwork in her origin story that depicts the Shimadas as younger than they should be, which was probably just a miscommunication between the art and writing teams.
>>560600031superior game mode mald cope seethe etc
>>560599345That poor thing that’s so horrible. I’m so proud of you for sticking by her. My father left my sick mother for my sister and I to take care of and I’ve always resented him for it. I know how hard it is so I respect people who stay so much. How are you holding up? How’s she doing?
>>560600110Well NOW what am I supposed to complain about?
>>560598269>>560598662imagine
>>560600492I look like this (white)
>>560600286>How are you holding up? How’s she doing?Generally alright, she's been having more seizures lately so it's time to probably change her medicine again but it's nothing that I have not gotten used to. We've been together over ten years and married for like 8, you just take one day at a time. Sorry to hear about your mom, that is very rough, but I do hear it is quite common talking to some of my wife's hospital nurses/staff over time.
say thank you
>get trash talked by teammate and absolutely shit on them next gamenothing feels better
>>560600539What are your thoughts on corn
>lost the game because the supportsissies forgot to push the cart
The Ashe remote detonator perk should be deleted
>>560600714Corn is a fruit
>>560600742sorry I got distracted since I am watching Space Precinct while I play https://youtu.be/mdmzohn44g8?si=7JiXrAflvEr6ruiJ
>>560600837this but all perks
>>560600581I’m glad things are mostly okay. Yeah it’s very common for the partner of someone sick to leave. My cousins wife just left him over his condition too. I have a mild disability and my ex used to get so annoyed with me every time I needed rest. Don’t be disabled is my number 2 life rule after don’t be poor.I know it’s in poor taste so I won’t ask, but I hope you get to blow her back out still without making her have more issues.
>>560600714I adore corn.
>>560600898The mid 90s were a trip for sci-fi tv seriesYou just don't see that kind of shit today with the production costs.
>>560600943>I hope you get to blow her back out still without making her have more issueNot really as much as we used to, but I've just accepted some things are what they are. I don't dwell on it really, as honestly a ton of time I might have the will but not the energy to get the engine going as it is.
Just missing 2 purples, then I can go back to getting 1 legendary I'm not interested in every 3 weeks
>>560582206Why should I play differently in quickplay versus competitive? It's a video game with an objective of winning. It's not some massive physical or emotional effort to try in a video game. People who complain about this come across as delusional to me.
>>560601085Wow. We have a lot in common then. We should get married
It will be so funny if they add another sentai recolor for Genji after so many years
>>560601338This anon is now my thread husband.
>>560600492Pharah's true bloodline.
>>560601519Its just that easy gents. Take note.
>get POTG as Soldier>its me missing every helix and then meleeing someone for a pity kill
>>560601732yall niggas gay
>>560601194Totally understandable. I hope you get to a point where you can do it more because that will make both of you feel better. Fuck the condition out of her, your cum is the cure!
>>560601778:3
>>560601778Anon said they were literally Domina (white). Are you telling me they lied to me?
What's this gibberish people keep speaking in my games
>>560601921It would be better if they were brown and looked like Domina with a cock
>>560601950French is a beautiful language
>>560601950German
>>560601921I do look like her but white. Don’t worry about my downstairs bulge.
>>560601992Spit your shit indeed
>>560602050NTA but that's perfection,>>560602064Many here know this truth, others will eventually as well.
>>560601771potg has been terrible all season
>>560602050>Don’t worry about my downstairs bulgeIm divorcing you
Epstein loved futa
>>560602340Crying right now>>560602168Marrying this anon instead
>>560602448Everybody loves futa anon.
How do you ignore flaming? I get so mad if someone flames when I'm actually doing everything I could correctly. It's so annoying.I usually take it as legit criticism when I'm in the wrong (frequently), if that means anything.
>>560602538Unironically turn of all communication. It’s helped me immensely.
Just played a game with a soldier named McLovin...
>>560602538I just laugh it offsomeone's so mad that they're typing at me specifically? that's funny as shit
Hey, it's The Kiriko Overwatch
>>560602478>Marrying this anon insteadI'm someone can appreciate having someone bounce on it olympic style while having a rope shooter dripping precum slapping my stomach.>>560602538I just assume they're taking out something on me and that is out of my control.
>>560602538Have chat off if it distracts you. You are here to play a game, not to get into internet arguments.
Hey, it's Anran
>>560602740WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?
>>560602987nihao
MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
>>560598503
>>560602810Painting this anon’s stomach with my divine essence as I bounce up and down on him!
>flex queue>keep getting tank>fellow unranked brownoids keep spamming tank diffif you want tanks that know what theyre doing dont reward retards like me that dont know how to play tank for playing the role
>>560603204See >>560601921> ?Could have been you.
why did rupal called sugarfree a nigger
They should nerf support damage by 15% acrross the board.Passive healing should recieve a 10% nerf so that supports have to play their fucking role, and all supports should have some form of utility.
>>560603395I stopped bothering with this one. Fuck playing tank.
>>560603395Why don't you use the opportunity to improve your tank?
busan is dogshitfuck meka basedouble fuck downtownbusan is dogshit
We need more Lukaboxes. Overwatch is more important than basketball.
>>560603681thats the goal im just bad
>>560603714name a better control map
nepal
Now travelling to: Little Saint James
>>560603891chingchong tower
>le funny death pitskys
>>560603891Lijiang TowerNepalSamoa
>>560603963I keep seeing account name "jeevacation" in top 500 games that I spectate and I get a big kek every time
>>560604007that's not what it's called
https://youtu.be/SIL_BSWk14I
What the guys at Talon HQ had to put up with
>>560604249Finally a good post
>>560601771i remember when they made healing more important and my potg was me healbotting my tank
>>560603403Thats all you my guy. I'm not about to get cummed on
>>560603058KU... KURUNA
>>560603198
They have to do something yesterday about Pharah/Mercy in stadium, it's getting unplayable.
>>560605137Girl cum isn’t the same as boy cum
>>560593085update: just had my own mercy say 'gg to everyone but ashe' because I didn't want her pocket (we won and I got potg), what's with mercy mains and this 'noo you must love and want me me' attitude
>>560605538no one plays stadium bro
>>560605539You're gay
>>560605137>I'm not about to get cummed onI know that is happening to you whether they have a cock or not
>>560605539You're very gay
>>560605538Stadium matches can potentially be very fun, but the amount of cancerous combinations in it is fucking horrid, yeah.Any time I face Orisa, Pharah and Tracer in the same team I feel about ready to jump off a bridge.
I'm FINALLY fucking DiamondFUCKI can uninstall in peaceFuck all of you
>>560606236*kisses your cheek*well done sweetie
>>560606236Masters next sweaty
delete anran
>>560602940Hana wouldn’t bully Kiri like this
Why is every transgirl playing anran
buff the 'ran
>Weird robotic snapping>Janky twitchy behavior>Mostly shooting wallsIt's just a QP but what's going on with this Juno? It's like an early AI training itself to play the game. >Code: GPBT18
>>560606743This is me
>>560606839please post your feet
>>560606743https://litter.catbox.moe/fwkl7e4qje2anafm.mp4i don't fucking know man
>>560607080looks legit to me
>>560606743>>560607080bro is in botlow
>>560607080This guy's just baked as a cake
>>560607080This isn’t even shitlow what in the hell is this
>>560607214>>560607296it's masters
>>560605273
>>560607019
>>560606743>GPBT18Looks like she's lagging out her fucking mind
>>560606701Anran looks like a troon
>>560608006man I love krispy kreme last time I was at costco I bought 4 boxes of them
>>560559507
>played 18 games>went 9-9uh oh
>>560563663aatlis is dogshit, suravasa is okay and njc is slightly better
Something clicked in my mind and now I want to play Tracer
>>560608294For the first time ever, we really found Kiriko irl
Mercy stroking pussy
>>560608006I need Kiriko’s donut hole
>>560566193its mostly only reaper thats shit and thats mainly because the inflated healthpools fucks him over more than most characters (and he has no fucking range when practically everyone has decent poke, if he had a power that say, doubled his falloff range he would be a huge threat even if it had a drawback attached to it)
>>560608621She’s stroking Brig’s pussy
>>560607326Based best House girl
>>560607384
they need to add a young white boy to ship kiri with, she deserves better than some faggy ricecel
>Blizzard already adjusted Mizuki’s face for his one Legendary skin, even though literally nobody asked for it or really gave a shit>Anran’s face change, the one everyone and even the VA asked for, still hasn’t been implementedBlizzcucks, care to explain???
>>560609379Miscegenation is bad.
>>560609407You explained it yourself, one nobody cares about and the other needs to be done carefully.
meow meow meow meeoowwmeow meow meow meeoowwmeow meow meow meeooww
>>560609495>mute
>>560609495Curbstomp all Jetpack Cat players
>>560609654This but also hog, junk, moira, mercy, orisa, doom, and ball players
>>560609379>I need a white person to fuck this Asian womanSay no more
>>560609408Then why was Domina built exclusively for BWC? Checkmate.
Fatwatch
I like MizukixWuyang, I'm curious of it came up because of a particular interaction?
Annihilate Briggers. Behead Briggers. Choke Briggers. Destroy Briggers. Eviscerate Briggers. Flay Briggers. Gas Briggers. Hang Briggers. Immolate Briggers. Kill Briggers. Lacerate Briggers. Murder Briggers. Neutralize Briggers. Obliterate Briggers. Pierce Briggers. Quarter Briggers. Strangle Briggers. Torture Briggers. Usurp Briggers. Violate Briggers. Wring Briggers. Yank Briggers. Zero Briggers.
Love Briggers
>>560610560To love a brigger is to hate yourself
I Can't Believe It's Not Brigger
Is he our guy?
>>560610523This but kirikikes
Shields are the antichrist
>>560610938No, he is our nigga.
>>560610938indians should be allowed to say it imo
>>560610523I have seen many echo this sentiment.
>>560610938I don't know what this creature is but no it's not 'my guy' and shall never be
The Briggers want to destroy everything the peaceful Lena's have built
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>560611202Thanks Kiriko you can leave it outside the door and leave
>>560609379this but replace kiri with venture
>>560611202is her hair being green some sort of genetic mutation?
>>560611346never post again
>>560611202>>560611434Kinda looks like a glossy wig
>>560611202now when is this bitch gonna grow and become a woman, she looks like a crackhead, no tits, no ass, no hips, barely any thighs, weird shoulders, long noodle neck, probably has a flabby belly from the donuts, horrid personality with no appeal, shit heals, worse dmg than she used to have and her ultimate is way to easily cucked, they really need to delete her, brig, and torb from the game. redesign or outright bury all 3, cursed genetics should not exist in the future.
>>560610938Hes literally niggerer than some african niggas give him the pass
>>560611202I need kiriko’s donut hole
Anon is dead on right about shitiko but I don't get the torb/brig slander
Torbdaddy is honest and balanced.
Bizarre posts today lads
>>560609882>>560608006>>560602810I really shouldn't jerk off a second time
I don’t know about any of this stuff man I just come here for the qt pie THE’s
>>560609087
>>560612191>no lenashe started the THE thing you bastard
Once people come online with Anran people are going to regret calling for her buffs
>>560612650She wasn’t in the picture faggot go bitch to the artist
>>560612650lol
>>560608756He literally has a perk that gives him a long range shot but nobody ever takes it because the cd is way too long to be useful.
>>560613105Reaper player hereI always take it
why is there a cap...
>>560613453Because fuck you, that's why.
I really wanna know why they thought Discord needed a buffIsn't playing tank hard enough without a hero being able to turn you into a DPS with an unavoidable ability?
even in qp, peeps be salty
>>560612650I love The Lena!!
i did it bros i hit 50% no longer a 26% wr shitter
>>560614569u da goat sis
>>560614569Based
>>560612953Go fuck yourself, do it right or don't it all
>play at 2am >win a lot>play at 2pm>lose a lot
>>560614569>16 hours of listening to shitikozamn
>>560612191I'm only interested in how the characters would react to being raped
>>560612195
>>560615210Seethe faggot
>>560613105you didnt even read my post
Looks like I've completely missed the collegiate twitch rewards
>>560615701Damn right you're seething you, ass wipe
It's seems that predditors love 6v6
>>560615882That sucks sister. Are you uninstalling?
quickplay is just vendetta central, shit's unplayable
>>560615656
>about to win>server closed due to (((unexpected error)))blizzard really doesn't want a toxic gigachad skillkiller like me winning huh
#freerupal
>>560616325
Lena Boxton...
>>560616820
Do you faggots have object permanence? why the fuck do people stop committing the moment the enemy walks around a corner?
>>560617403Tunnel vision in the heat of the moment
hana? cute.lena? cute.
>>560617341good nyight
>>560619794good nyight..
gm junos
>>560619913
>trash team message >look who sent it>brig
Neat.
>>560592983That's a mis ass... The focus of that skin is on her tits and you fags never post about it.
>>560612191She's a lesbian and uglier than the new Thes though.
>>560621531The focus of the skin is clearly her thighs.
>>560620003discount lucio
>>560621698you wouldn't a lucio
>>560621670She has a V neckline, her cleavage is so blatant they had to give her a colored transparent top to make it less of a gooner skin.Make her do the Souvenir pose and you'll see the size of the milkers.
look what I found on my old HDD:DD
>>560622861
Woke up to so much Brig seethe you’d think it’s 2016
How did Blizzard manage to fuck up the Nier collab so much? Literally one punch man tier bad.
>>560623338Still looking for people who care
>>560623365asked your mom we were talking about it.
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