Previous: >>560157925Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Fresh Season is on until 5/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Big Run is almost over!
splatoon 4 better have big zipper ladies
Hallelujah !We welcome brother nonno back among usRepent on this Sunday to be forgiven as he has been! Feel the LORD's love fill your heart!
squid gae
>>560476850marina's fat tits cause the massive zipper to burst off and ko pearl
who else got 136 eggs while listening to kpop?
>goldlets ITTRemember to point and laugh
welp... anyone in the mood for some normal fishing?
Post your score /ink/>194
>>560477237110
GGs! Sorry we couldn't get another stack of scales though.>>560477237one-fiddy
The game should never pair 4 weapons without bombs in the same team. It's literally a guaranteed loss against anything with bombs, or a backline or a Dynamo. Fucking tired of losing because you get outpoked, there's no answer to that.
>>56047723799
>>560477237I didn't even check, enough to get gold I guess. I just mashed A.
>>560477181Always
>>560477715room open
>>560477324I'd ride her into a Big Bubbler, get a wipeout and die to a jr leaving a bomb on the ground
>>560477181I'll join for a king.
>>560477181Yeah let's get it over with
>>560477181Any room left or full?
>>560478245full rn
>>560477449GGs :3 and BB! Yeah I hoped for one more shift and Xtrawave but all good, always fun fishing with a team
B&?
>KIDS ARE LGBTQ AND THEY PLAY THIS GAMEA-downdownAArightA
posted it again award
>>560477237>134Fucking retard teammates I got stuck with in fl and otherwise and the fact that fucking Eeltail Alley is the worst fucking Big Run map. I'm throwing intentionally to sink down past Go-Getter by fucking over Go-Getter freelancers because I'm just that fucking petty and miserable to fuck everyone else over.
at this point you have nobody but yourself to blame for not switching to JP plaza
>>560480676but what if they run a region locked fest
>>560480748who cares? only reruns anyway
>>560480748do you really think there would be a regional fest three years after planned content support has ended
All I get are "Y if you like this" kind of post a 10-year-old would make.
GGSR! Smooth fug, thanks for having me around.
gggggggggggggggggsssssssssssssss B, R and yvery bullyable boros
>>560481771>>560481821GGsSorry for that dc earlier, game decided to kick me out for no reason but I saw you managed just fine without me
>>560477181>>560477715>>560477867GGs golden fish! Easy money
>>560482086$19.99 + tip, what can you do about it. Glad it didn't ban you over it.
>>560477237149, see >>560304806. Haven't topped it in almost 40 shifts afterwards. I think that hazard level (~200-210%) was the sweet spot for me on this map. As I climbed above that (peaked at 270%) it became too busy and had to focus on just staying alive and reaching quota.
>>560477237
CAN I STILL GET GOLD
No fatties allowed beyond this point
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>560486229are you nono
>>560486269yes
You guys should've played open last rotation. It had CB Bluefin and Mahi.
open 2/4>>560486596i actually do like mahi if its not zones
mahi cb best cb
>>560486596cb is the worst ranked mode by a lot and i hope it isn't in splatoon 4
>>560487809it is and forever will be tower control
but in 3, its zones
no it's still tower control
>>560487809cb just requires teammates that know This way! is more than just the tilt ping
>>560487975as much as I despise clams, this is correct. far too many ways to cheese the tower from a safe distance, horseshit mode
too many big run tourists still playing
how do i get teammates to not die to the "don't retreat!" explosion
or fall off the map
GGs Lcan't take these octos on my team
>>560480570I'm sorry anon, I know your pain exactly from another map. Don't get too discouraged, headpat your woomy and take it easy. We're gonna make it the next time around!
>>560491397Why are you so racist?
nono is genuinely a good player
>560492436
>560492436being good at a weapon that takes no skill is not impressive
>>560492890If it took no skill more people would play it
low skill floor doesn't mean high skill ceiling
yet you guys think clashblaster is op
>>560491549despite making up only 13% of the population they're responsible for 100% of my losses
be nice to her...
>>560494330So what? Woomy players can be just as, if not more dogshit. Why don't you shitpost about them?
I usually dont rant about SR but come on yall....I dont care how many boss salmonids you killed. Having single digit eggs is honestly inexcusable. As well as dying more than 5 times. Which means now I'm spending more time trying to revive teammates that trying to manage the boss salmonids. Stop letting drizzlers live. One is ok, 2 is almost as bad as a fly fish. Shoot the fucking bullet. Preferably toward the drizzler but if it's a bad angle, it's better having no rain. PAINT THE WALLS! ALL THE WALLS! STOP LEAVING SOME OUT! Bombing at least one wing on flyfish is great, you dont need to take it out immediately if you have time go for it if not one bomb is enough for the time. Position where your weapon allows you. Stop going to shore with a eliter, pencil, etc. Please bomb the maws AND move out the circle. Too many people bomb it then die to it... please please please please use you damn specials
Who wanna fish?
>>560477237157
found this thing
>>560498275
>>560494483some people are obsessed with boss kills I blame the app for thatand yeah I could forgive the death counter if you are doing some risky plays or taking care of flyfish/stingers but other wise is just bad playersand single digit eggs is stupid no matter the circumstance >PAINT THE WALLS!silly anon, you dont get points for that
>>560477237183There were times it could've been better but freelancers are taxing to play with on top of bad team comp.
>>560500018Dibs on matcha ones
>>560504463this is why pbs are scary. im trying my hardest and everyone else is dicking around yet still winning.
>>560504463
>>560384273She is flattered you still even think of herGood Woomy
>>560507516Whoops >>560419445
>>560507516loud bed-breaking fornication with this woom
>>560504463Snakey maneuver, if you ask me
>>560507516supremely good woomy
tartar finding out ive been adding my own secret ingredient to every veemo
self-harmony
how do i find a girl like harmony
>>560504463>Sonic 2 multiplayer.webm
>>560507516Hard to forget one of the goodest woomies we've seen in years.
>>560518870Junkies aren't that hard to findThey get a bit fat and covered in acne scar irl tho
>>560507516boi woomy
>>560528142you know, i used to hate humpdump, but now i realise it's better than every new map in 3
bait
bait used to be believable
humpback is good, just fucking annoying on SZ.
>>560529574sz is the best mode on humpback because you don't have to go round the corner chokepoint
>>560529574rainmaker is the only gamemode on humpback that doesn't actively make me want to kill myself
UUUUUUGHHGGHGGG NOT HUMPBACK
Blackbelly shouldve come back not Humpback.
https://youtu.be/KfjB9g3JKtkSplatoon NA League continues next month
>esports
>esports, japan:O
SURELY we're getting the patch this week, right? Right?
>>560536064>more pronoun landwhale commentaryno thanks
>splatoon (splatoon):(>splatoon, japan (foamstars):)
>>560537884How does this affect you personally?
this is a party game not a competitive game, it has no scene
remember what they took from you
>>560539553she's still there
>>560539639*they're
>>560539706
>>560540924i enjoy these little shitpost doodles
>>560540924hmm
>>560545024Yes
>>560537884so true anyways get ready to be drafted.
>>560545701Woomies smell different.
>>560545024i can play until the hour
>>560546675just started a game, ill open after
licking the crust out of woomy's suction cups
agent 4 has been living in marie's basement for 9 years
i want to be a lazy bum in a woomy worlda gamedev should have a good chance to make it right
>>560548518if you don't do anything interesting in real life there's no reason it would be more interesting to not do anything as a squid
>>560545024Let me know when you have room.
>>560548572doing nothing: :(doing nothing (with giant floppers): :)
>>560549434opening
>>560549518>was in the middle of a matchFUCK
>>560549657we going to do another match, ill reopen after
>>560549657opened again
ggs open
GGs open
GGs p and k
and fire
>>560551035
>>560550831We need more pony veemos here.
>>560551407I only like it with the hats that make it lower and that's too limiting gear-wise
>>560551407i would use it if it were longer
>>560520870I love it
>>560504463I was screen peeking ngl
The yuri click ruined /ink/ for me, I wish the yebgang would take back the thread
>>560550248Hey S if it wasn't clear I haven't played this shit in a while. Got any tips?
>>560552784They run the thread alreadyIt's a woomy world but the yebtards pull the strings
>>560552784Yuri franchise buddy
>>560551818>>560551727Yeah, it is my favorite octoling hairdo so it's kind of funny that the only two instances I can recall come from people who only play as veemos once in a blue moon. Hell, I'm sure we had more pony weyyos.
>>560552961Uh, unfortunatley, I play like a retard and just hold forward a lot, so I'm probably not the best person to ask.I would say though, say a prayer we stop getting 1/7 tristringers
>>560553479She is Bisharksual and also severely unfaithful
>>560554028god I miss when this artist wasn't an umamasume fag who just posts screenshots from the gamegachas are a disease
>>560551407I don't like the giant sucker that's front and center.
>>560554127you say this but you would play a splatoon gacha....
>>560507516Giving this woomy my cream
>>560507516can you draw her buying wonder bread and/or maybe destroying a forest
Can it please be time for tower control
>nogami PLEASE i want to rage at blaster, inkstrike booyah bomb and kraken spam on the tower
>>560554209only if it was like Mike's mockup
>>560555054TC would be more fun if everyone on both teams ran ISM Forgepro and nothing but ISM Forgepro
>tacobell wifi dualiesThanks
>>560555841These games have been most unfortunate
>>560556119Ended on a good note at least.
GGs LGGs again openers
>>560556459Woomy thinks she's a samminSilly woomy
I miss herShe should return in Raiders
>>560562612You can visit her any time in side order or grand fest.
>>560438560>>560556459>Fixed an issue in Eeltail Alley in Big Run mode where it was possible to enter certain areas of the map using unintended methods.
>>560563674The update that saves splatoon. Nogami knows best.
thanks autocorrect
>>560552784the yebbies and weyyos are getting milked by takozones already
>>560562612>no amiibo>none of her gear as a reward from SOwish she got the love she deserved, i would've like her earrings as gear
Why is /ink/ like this?
>>560566062The paths don't diverge.
>>560566062i don't play pokeslop.
>>560555054>he complains about kraken on tower after nerf
>>560566062I play pokeslop.
>>560563674give me woomy boob slider you hack
would u go back in time to kill her if the opportunity presented itself
>>560574197cute
>Scorch/Shitshape
He really is just the leffen of this thread
>>560578784who
>>560562612sorry man but they're def a one-off, another enemy octoling even getting featured in side order so prominently already felt miraculous as fuckI really do love octarians so much, I know the story cant keep dwelling on them forever and raiders is a good direction to take but their society really fascinates mea retelling of splatoon 1 from the octarian perspective would be a peak game for me
>>560578961if raiders is set before the events of 3 it's going to be doa.
I want feral island Takos in Raiders
>>560579176it very clearly isn't
>>560579176there's no reason to assume it would be>>560579214if they reuse takos it'll probably be some sort of rogue band of pirates or scrappers searching the island for materials to take back home
>>560578961>they
obsessed
>>560578961lol a game like that would suck but in the best way.>Patrol dilapidated station for the 447th time today>Do maintenance work on machinery from the war that is still somehow (barely) functioning>Eat ration of wasabi-flavor nutripaste on my break>Oh wow! A whole sardine, and it's not even my birthday!>Not a lot of stimulation down here so play ring around the zapfish with my girlies now and then>Watch as squad gets annihilated by some inkling freak from the surface without even trying >Go home to the barracks>Power cuts out again because of electricity shortage>Dream about surface things like colorful footwear and food that actually tastes like something>Rinse and repeat
>>560579349Me. Im the materials
>>560579349pirate queen tako that isn't beholden to octavio's brainwashing PLEASE
>PLEASE nogami I want to fight the same enemies for the 4th campaign in a row
unblock me
>>560586307if its takos? fuck yeahtakos wearing bikinis? FUCK yeah
>>560586307Takos were barely in 3
could they please say fucking anything about it
how big is this for splatoon 3
>>560586808if you're fighting pirate takos obviously you're also gonna be fighting pirate octotroopers >>560586836if you're playing on handheld you aren't on a wired connection which mean you're making it worse for everyone else
>>560586960wifi is okay if you're close to the router
>>560586821Callie tummy sexo.
>>560586821April direct trust the plan
>>560587706draw me
>>560587706Sex with this veemo.
>>560587706good veemo...and woomy too, i guess
my woomy oc is named Drawmy
anyone wanna play some open?
>>560578784The villain of /ink/...
>>560592520open 2/4
>>560592520k
>>560587052>wifi is okay if you're close to the router
ggs
GGs r
GGs openers, guess i had a stroke and forgot how to aim
It just aint my night. SR is full of people who think killing bosses to shore is a viable way to play
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_MQBxOqBFwThey make it seem so easy...
god i wish that were me on the right
Big Run Top % Bands
>>560600485Top % band change from original run
>>560598402how are they destroying grillers from the front?
>>560600873grizz splatana and bucket
>>560579939honestly sounds like peakmaybe it wouldn't work for that long but the opening hour of octo expansion is so intensely powerful both atmospherically and thematically in a strange way, made me fall in love with not just octos but also feel for that longing for the inkling world, made me like calamari inkantation
I'm helping.
everyone else is playing that pokemon minecraft game
>>560602653I, too, tried using Eliter once.
>>560602717I'm not taking /veepee/'s word for it. It looks like more genwun dickriding for the nTh time
>>560602717not me, I'm playing through every resident evil
hyper-realistic dlss5 woomies
>>560602717Nuh I'm playing PC games.
>>560609416Oh yeah? Name 50
>>560608763with the power of dlss5 we can finally see marie's crows feet
>>560609828Maitetsu
Your ceph wearing green today.
>>560613832
>>560613832grove street forever
>>560613832Always
do people really not like most of the maps in splatoon 3? i really like most of them and i can't say i hate any of them (EXCEPT BLUEFIN and maybe lemuria)>>560578305i love both of these maps
>>560631167i'm not exactly a fan of splatoon 3's maps but we've had so much worse in the past and people just pretend we don't3 is, if anything, consistently middling in its map design most of the time, especially after all of the reworks and changes2 has some of the best maps in the series but also the worst quality control
>>560631167That was a zones rotation, and they're both beyond terrible in zones.
>>560634315i like zones on both of those maps
>>560634471
>>560635372i play close range weapons lol just dodge the e liters
>>560631167Hate most of them, certainly don't like any of them
some japenis kept screaming "this way this way" on horrorboros, and we barely won. is this hard for him? does he not know how to do it? does he think being a neurotic screaming asshole is a contribution?
>>560637612When people start being annoying and spam "this way" I reply with "booyah"
we've been hung out to dry...
>>560608763A8 dlss5>>560610020With that kind of power we can finally see Shivers AAA tits.
lol
>>560631167it highly depends on the mode and what you're rolling igi cant think of any one map that's really always terrible, but i also cant think of any map thats always fun eithermaybe they should restrict some maps to specific modes so they get more room to design
>>560644729So what they're saying is that when I jerk off to takozonesu it's on Nintendo's terms
>>560644940jerking off isn't fun tho, it's a completely different dopamine acquisition mechanism
>>560613832No she wants her veemo friend to pinch her a lot today.
>>560644729>sub 1k views literal who
>>560645771yepeven normalfags seem to be catching onto ngmi's shenanigans, maybe they will finally start calling the game out for what it is en masse and we won't get a repeat of that in 4didn't watch btw
>>560645771>only watching popular things like mr beastslop and marvelslop
>ad absurdum
>>560644729I reject Nintendo approved fun and will make my own.
hot take, the majority of maps in every splatoon game have been bad with just a couple good map/modes
>>560649732no one can handle this truthnuke
>>560556459The forbidden 4th king
>>560651387the hidden king
>>560649732it's the combo of bad maps and bad balance that makes it worse in 3
>>560644729Not watching your video Luke
>>560644215>AAA titsmore like B tits lol
>>560651917stop making fun of shiver's C cupsD cups arent even that small
Anyways, here it is.
>>560652293whys custom blaster seeing so much use
>>560652473Chara and Gem
>>560653350this is a japanese tournament you fucking retard
>>560649732most shit maps in 1 and 2 were shit in different ways, so you could play around the shittiness by embracing the suck (see- triggerfish zones)most shit maps in 3 follow the same pattern- huge wide open mid leading into death chokes that force everyone into team fights>>560652293maybe some day they'll figure out that cooler is the problemmaybe>>560652473utterly braindead, and sensor became stupid with healthbars
>>560649397how
>>560653963sex
Would you buy LEGO Splatoon sets?
>>560654893Blaster got overbuffed, custom kit is the easiest of the three to use effectively.
>>560659429
>>560659429I dont support LEGO and their gross consumer unfriendly practices
>>560659840because chocolate woomies are cute
>>560659852Unlike nintendo of course
>>560659429Maybe if the legos were like 15 bucks but I know they won't be.
>>560659578eeeehit's baisically back to how it was at the beginning of 2, splooshdown included, it wasn't good back then and it isn't good in a vaccuum right now, it just found itself in the right place at the right time in the right meta where paint is plentiful and neutral is fucking deadassblast is still better>>560659429gimme lego models of splat's weapons
Splatoon 3 Ultimate
Do you have this in 7XL
>>560662079you joke but watch us actually get Splatoon 3: Switch 2 edition
wimy
>>560662821It would have happened already.
>>560662821we already got a switch 2 update stupid
>>560663054so did Mario wonder and Kirby forgotten land, still got paid switch 2 editions later
>>560663520>lying
>>560663631Willful ignorance or extreme stupidity? Probably both.
>>560663987post your proof then
I'm not googling it for you. you're a big boy now.
>conceding this easily
Everything bad in splatoon is nogami's fault. Everything good in splatoon is all thanks to ________.
>>560669625Shigeru Miyamoto
>>560669625woomy
>>560669625veemo
>>560669625noeverything bad in splatoon is ngmi's faulteverything good in splatoon is thanks to nogami
I wish she was real, just so she could look at me like this
>>560658720A glitch with amiibo's from a while back its long been patched out.How it worked was it would let you be in one of photomode poses but you could move, shoot, and do This Way and Booyah while still in your photo pose. Like all the other harmless fun Nintendo patched it out for not being approved fun.To activate it you had to do a very odd sequences of events to get it work.
>>560672535huh, interestingthe photo mode in general feels like it has so many "no fun allowed what if you might deface our game" things, ie forcing amiibos to always be 100km away from your own character etcthe fact they even let you use the timer mode at all seems insane
PLAY?
>>560673551photo mode in this game is the definition of "no fun allowed", they once accidentally added a 100× splatfest victory pose to photo mode only to remove it in the next patch. Fuckin hate these devs
>>560674552surely raiders nintendo will finally know we can be trusted with the option to pose our own characters and any amiibo we scan however we want
>>560674734>can't even pose in photo mode in side orderI'm expecting even less features than we already have
>>560674882i hope one day we get a return to nintendo's miitomo and similar age
>>560675163
>clam blitz
>>560673705I can play.
>>560675827opening after this game
>>560668043Marie sexo
I wish you guys played trf more. I get that it's a bullshit mode especially with 3's maps but I still prefer it over the ranked modes that straight up REQUIRE teamwork most of the time.
>>560674552In 2 during Splatfest you could go to any map and it would be in splatfest mode letting you take pictures on every single map at nighttime. They removed this in 3
>>560676545>teamwork is required in a team shooter
>>560676762Never had this problem in Splatoon 1
>>560676883your point being?
>>560677052Splatoon 1 is better
>>560676547*at the very end of support*requires at least one other player
>>560678036we've been reached end of support for 3, where the fuck is the nighttime recon?
>>560676545Only mode that truly requires teamwork is clams, anarchy barely needs any of it otherwise.
>>560678623>still getting splatfestsnope
>>560678623>major update not even two months ago?
Ggs
GGs sh
>>560678802Reruns>>560678886So major that even less people are playing than before, that update was mere testing grounds for how shitty 4 is gonna be
>>560679631GGs p
>>560680043cute veemo
>>560676545teamwork is unironically a (you) problem as much as it is your teammatesyou gotta develop a sixth sense for what your teammates are doing, and constantly evaluate whether doing something with them would be of benefit>but i don't wanna think!then yes, play turd war
Take your woomy to work day
>>560684541>bring a parent to school day>"this is my dad. Hes a neet. "
>>560680043cute but kinda dumb veemo
RAUGGGHHHHH I HATE SOLOQ!!! DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO CARRY TO RANK UP???
>>560686492one more time anonas always
Short open soon?
>>560687876Yus
>>560688025Opening room now.
>>560686492accept that pokopia won
>>560690482Fine. If this game isnt as good as splatoon you owe me $70.
GGs B
>>560691092GGs p!
Felt so burned out by PvP I spent a couple of hours trying to complete a 0-hacksb run. Farthest I got. I don't think I understand the appeal of being at the mercy of RNG for whether your run is viable at all (color chips), and then dying to something stupid anyway (because floor selection RNG).
>>560691340I tried doing a hackless run too. I didnt anywhere near your level. It's so unbelieveably boring without the 2x damage buff.>rng chipsI dont like it either but it if it was a skill tree it'd just be Alterna and maybe they were avoiding making it the same.
Been playing like fucking shit lately, sorry /ink/...
can you play better
>>560693430you're fine nobody cares anymore, the only /ink/ers still playing this shit consistently are Panic and SnakeHands and they're just playing for the love of the game
That's it You're going to Eight Shaped Floor
>>560695085And they're bad players to be honest
no im the only bad player
>>560695471everyone in this thread is badthe truly good players left a long time ago
>>560695471And you are...?
>>560695564A massive faggot and completely retarded.
>>560690482I'm just biding time until Living The Dream comes along
>>560696679same, woomiis in apartments will save me
>patch notes>all it does is the usual "+10 PFS to stupid weapons" shtick they've done beforehttps://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3
>>560695564why are we not allowed to tell that you are a bad player
>>560697821>Decreased the radius of the 220.0 damage area of the explosion at the point of impact when throwing the stamp by approximately 10%.AAAAAAAA I'M WOOMING
>>560697821the big nerf will surely be in the NEXT patch
>>560697821>octobrush efficiency bufffuck offfff
>>560697821They forgot to nerf CLASH blaster.
sploosh nerfs.. its so over for me .........
>blob buffare we fucking high?
>>560698523>More Splattershot dickridingWaow, it's Trizookie meta all over again!!!
>>560698272>splash PTS nerfI would say better late than never but this is ridiculous
>In the Tentatek Division, players with X Power less than 2000.0 and players with X Power of 2000.0 or higher may now be matched together.Lol
>>560698272semi op but below pain brush
>>560698729They finally had to admit its a ghost division and just umm yeah its now just open matchmaking but with an X in the name
>Increased the speed of shots by approximately 25% without changing the flight distance.novaGODS...
>>560698976novamore like no good
>more changes to x matchmaking nobody asked for>zero changes to pubsfuck off nogami
patch so bad every will play pokopia now
are there even 500 people total in ttek anymore?
>>560700054yes retard
if im from eu and i make it to x for the first time do i pick ttek or what
>>560700270If you have to ask that question, just pick Tentatek.
K-pop? My woomy only listens to recession pop.
>>560698976It wont save the weapon
>>560700270Do you want badges or lower queue times?
>>560701105of course it won'tbut it will play a little better
>>560700270Tentakek to snag that top 3000 badge without breaking 2000 power (protip: it's cringe to wear it).Takoroka to have fun matches and improve.
>>560700694Kpop is good. I listen to this while playing turf war.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zlp69mTBiY
>>560701705I listen to this, it's better https://youtu.be/W-liJNo6-sY?si=W56nvNmjqU6bsBwJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSpnewpC8yk
Shakira
I thougth the lgbts here like boy group kpophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBDkYofMUs4
>>560701573is the X badge global or for either one?
>>560702893Yes.
>>560702893there's a global and non-global version
>>560702893they should have retired the old X badges when the new ones came out
This has to be the most nothing patch ever.
>>560703791that's all of them
I'm gonna splat...
>>560702979the one with an X on it is the global one right, but is it based on the rank of whichever one you're in (ie, top3000 ttek gets both the ttek and the x badge), or is it based on top3000/500/50 globally (as in, combining both leaderboards into one)
>>560706204yesthe ones with ttek/takoroka logos are region specific, the X badges are attainable in both regions
>>560698523should've been buffed more, blob is currently too weak to hack it in this overtuned crackhead meta.
t. joey
Splatanas are just bamboozlers.
>>560707758>overtuned crackhead meta>lets buff moreanon?
>>560545701
>>560709312If they're not gonna nerf the annoying ones the least they can do is leave no child behind. Just rip the band-aid off and buff everything like a modern-day fighting game
>>560711635why are woomies like this?
>>560711869High egg count
ok grok generate an image of his yebby doing a kickflip
>>560710576me when I sniff in p woomy's asstank
>>560718290squinty you need to be put down like a dog
my cute 27 year old grandma
>>560698523blob actually kinda appreciates it because at 30 it gets cucked out of marker combos with just 1 sub of bomb defense>>560707758it's not too weak, it's just outclassed by easier stamper
>>560719057>>560718939I like woomies but Marie was built for /ss/
>>560720289shotafaggotry died with spla2n, get back in the grave grandpanoneither you are a faggot or you love yuri now no exceptions
>>560720750>>560720289as long as cute boys exist (You), Marie will always be the top shota aunt
>>560723687>>560720289Yeah, I guess she's pretty soccer-mom coded. Racism included!
>>560697821>nerfing ultra stamp>nerfing heavy splatlingsimply ebin >changing xrank matchmaking againdead game
woomy woomy in the wallwill we see raiders until this fall
>>560725360"Ask again later."
>>560697821>tent buffSuh-weetI mean it's the brella that needs help the least but I'm glad to get any help they'll give me.
I can't wait for raiders to come out and leave all the cool stuff in the artbook again.
>>560706204>top3000/500/50lol it's Top 3000, Top 500 and Top 10.
froot woops
>>560720289Thinking about. Jet Squelcher....
>>560729295retards don't understand what a concept isno you weren't robbed, this never existed
>>560732598counterpoint, a good amount of these scrapped concepts SHOULD have existed instead of garbage like the penis mulletfaggot
yeah, as a car guy, you should never get hyped up by the concepts because the only things that ever reach production are baisic bitch crossovers
>>560732907concept cars are gay
>>560732598Look, I get that project scope shrinks when a product is finalized, but taking issue for the bland and bad things they settle for is called having taste.
>>560732856mullet is cuteand bread braid, as nice as it is, would cover the ink tank during gameplay
>>560733075i mean we have hp bars now don't we
half of these hairs would look awful as 3d models
>>560733117yes add more bars give us more bars bars for the bar god of bars and bars
>>560733075>hair shifts to the side of ink tankwow so hard
>>560733270what is the point of a floppy dangler if it doesn't flop or dangle
>>560732952no u
>mullet is cute>half of these hairs would look awful as 3d modelsYet have several that look terrible in the game somehow
>>560733621this one isn't bad though
>>560733621Can't get over yebs having buzzcut AND the just-fuck-my-shit-up haircut.>>560734010I don't think I've seen a single person with it.
>>560732598Fuck that, they picked the literally worst, mockingly bad options for Deep Cut from all the ones that were on the table. And yes, we got robbed with the bland, repulsive shite that made it into the game. Nintendo needs to be saved from itself.
>>560733621ok this one is indeed terriblewhat were they thinking
>>560734152none of this made it past the concept stage for a reasonthe only thing we have actually, truly been robbed of is the older versions of Scorch, Eeltail, and Umami
bro splatoon 3 itself didn't make it past the concept stagei'm STILL waiting for league
>>560734152The old Frye design sucks, it's just Pearl 2.
>>560734152that shiver is just marina 2 (not a bad thing)
>>560734152these are supposed to be better?
I'm a squid now.
>/ink/ dreaming about hairstyles they'd look at for 3 minutes before turning the game off and never playing again
>>560736223yes splatoon 3 is a shit sandwich but that doesn't mean I want the sesame seeds to be shit too
>>560736223uh no i leave the switch running with my woomy on it until it goes to sleep by itself
PATCH TIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PSs1s4l-3w
>>560736223It takes me more than 3 minutes to take pictures of my woomy thobeit...
>>560737318buy an ad
>>560697821>no nighttime recon>no tricolor in pbs>no photo mode updates
>>560737935None of that will ever happen, maybe the tricolor PB shit when Raiders is 6 months away from release in 2028 at this point.
>>560734010It's even rarer than the yeb buzzcut but not as rare as penis mullet
>>560734347>>560734527>>560735147This Frye has a better outfit and better hair, all it would've needed was a better face. The overwhelming love for Frye's new hair in Raiders sorta vindicated how I feel about the hairstyle she ended up with in s3.
Goblina is perfect
who else will play the new patch while listening to kpop?
>>560739925Not when she wears foot prisons
what do you think about splat4 introducing more symmetrical abilities?right now it's mostly one-sided, you can't shoot teammates, your bombs don't hurt you, your mist doesn't slow you down, you can shoot through your own wallbut we have screen now as our first symmetrical thing, your screen blinds you as much as it does the enemy team, the difference is supposed to be that you can prepare and set up for your own screen while the enemies are caught by surprisehow about more of that? say, a solid throwable wall sub as a cheaper and more technical alternative to the splash wall? or blasters doing self-damage if you catch yourself in your own blast (airblast means you rarely will unless you direct someone point blank or shoot a wall, but it'll be funny nonetheless)? maybe more ideas?
>>560711869Silly is the natural state of a woomy
>>560741198if the next game has friendly fire of any kind i'm not buying
>>560741198Just say you want to grief teammates.
>>560734152Manta & Utsubo are the villains in Raiders>The entire game turns out to be a family squabble between the main and branch houses
>>560741198it is my professional opinion that friendly fire should only apply to splatlings so retards stop GETTING IN MY FUCKING WAY
>>560734152>yeah what we need is Frye without any cultural theming, make her Pearl 2!shut yo bitch ass up
>>560739357except her new hair still has her giant forehead
>>560744268Thats a charm point very kissable
>>560744268It looks fine with two strands of hair on the sides
We are going to have a photo mode for Raiders.
We are going to have a woomy in Raiders
>>560750531based
Raiders takes place on Eelstein Island, the objective is to liberate trafficked woomies
>>560750531I always reported his posts as “extremely low quality” and thankfully mods cracked down on him.
Footschizo dedicated his last ever post to shitting on the french one. For that he will forever have my respect
he had perfectly consistent and internally logical behaviour, what's the point of using 'schizo' as descriptor besides the satisfaction of using a widespread buzzword?
Marine life is reclining
>>560452361not around but still alive and well, i lost interest in splatoon for now because of the state of it so i rarely ever check /ink/ anymore, as well that i detoxed from being online quite a lot... but i may come around if i gain interest again or a new game comes out, i dunno tbhdesu
>>560756573So many dead woomies
>>560756573Da cutest woomy.
Megaladontia is too hard
do people consider heavy splatling busted these days?
>>560761714Busted enough to earn +10 pfs
>>560761714One of the finest!
dont be a doomy
>>560761714remember those days back in splat1 where every other flounder zones match was four heavies and four dynamos shooting their loads into the trenches to charge inkstrikes and wails
>>560763128Those were the good ol days
anyone wanna open?
>>560763682yes
>>560763940room's up
open room 3/4 starting
shark teeth...
>>560764152there still room?
>>560766287yes, opening
>>560692273How far did you get? I managed to beat it on my next attempt just now. But I got 7 or 8 vending machines total, including on floors 28 and 29. Did not use all of them, but at this point it's not skill, just pure RNG. So to me the opposite of fun. Though you do have a point about skill tree being the other (no good) option.But I'm glad to be done with it even if there's no tangible reward for it. My previous serious attempt was over 1.5 years ago.One other way to make it even more challenging would be to turn on enough useless hacks (like reveal 10F and 20F bosses) to reduce the max amount of chips to 6. I bet someone's done that already, but it feels more like autistic self-harm than playing a game.I don't hate Side Order as vocally as some others, but the fact that you can virtually complete a supposedly infinitely replayable mode, and the only variation on subsequent playthroughs is basically a gacha with a twist is not a good game design.
GGs open room
GGs openers
>>560770669>>5607706734/4 but only 2 people said ggs....
>>560761714They buffed the painting to such ridiculous degree it may as well be counted as zones cheese by itself.
>>560774319People pull players from discord all the time, this thread is too dead for a full lobby
>>560774768there is no discord though?
>>560774758im honestly surprised they didnt just let heavy edit completely gap it
late GGs open>>560774319sorry my internet has been acting up
>>560770636NTA but I just gave up on a hackless run after a dozen failed attempts. Would usually make it to floor 20-27 then RNG decided nah your done and give me 3 dangerous hard rooms.Cleared it with 6 chips however, Took forever as it gave me some of the most annoying floors possible. It was more annoying than challenging if anything
does anyone know when the update is dropping?
>>560782612when your woomy takes a shower
but my woomy never...
>>560782612They normally drop at 1:00 am UTC.
>>560782612an hour after daily reset, normally
>>560783260My woomy never takes a shower when she's stinky she goes to play turf and gets splatted. After respawning she smells nice and has fresh clean clothes again.
11.1 Did Not Do What It Needed Toyoutube.com/watch?v=-BVHcJgfkXo
>>560789260buy an ad
>>560789260Seriously anon go buy an ad no one cares about his opinions. I have not watched one of his videos yet and I don't plan to start either.
>>560788493so thats what flow aura is
>>560789996no one is forcing you to watch it
>>560790487no one is forcing you to post it either but here you arebuy an ad
>>560790646then don’t click it
>>560789260anon ffs, you're supposed to post screenshots of thumbnails and take a stab at the book cover, not just link to the videos like a dork
>>560790318Yes a clean fresh woomy thats is why she glows.
Painbrush should have been nerfed
Short open before maint?
>>560794091Sure.
>>560794091Joining
>>560794186>>560794183Let me finish this battleground and I'll open.
>>560794091Ok
4/4
I forgot to eat a team meal.
What's a good gear loadout for tent? After the buff I want to try it.
Bros I think my internet's sharting itself out tonight.
I guess that's it. GGs open.Miiverse postshttps://files.catbox.moe/1l8vzg.7z
GGs openers.
downloading the 1gb update rn
>>560796439
>>560796448>>560796439>>560796406GGs, that was shorter than expectedEvery match around the halfway point I feel the enemy suddenly has me completely figured out and that's when I accumulate 90% of my deaths. Or maybe I just tilt under pressure, dunno.
>>560796652takozones are so sexy...
how did marie get on the tf2g plap list >>560783110
It's back btw
>>560798410>konata that lowThis isn't the /tf2g/ I remember.
Goofy ahah match
>>560800680GGs, thanks for playing with me
I thought I blocked him
>>560803906Bvilt for hot dogs
raiders whenyou're making her cry
>>560805881April Direct reveal followed by 2027 release date, the game will be 4 hours long and after the credits roll you will be automatically queued into Splatoon 3 open again
so did the matchmaking changes improve anything?
>>560806216bamboozler doesn't get matched with eliter any more
>>560806216I think the only purpose of the change was not making squiffer an automatic loss in X rank.
>>560806345still is if im playing it
>>560806872Because your woomy STINKS!
>wave 3>8 eggs
>wave 3>no dlc
>wave 3>All flyfish
>>560796826You might just be autopiloting and doing the same approaches over and over, so you get downloaded by more attentive enemies. It happens, gotta think for a second and adjust your engagements (though tilting does make that more difficult, that might be a bigger problem).
how to deal with this problem
>>56077063615-17 range. It'd probably be a bit easier if I knew what all the code words meant before I enter a level but I don't want to bother with using a guide. The portal levels keep killing me. If there was a tangible reward like OE A8's gear then I'd probably take it more seriously.
Splatoon 3 and Knuckles.
THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
>>560826508you're throwing it upit won't explode until it comes down
>>560828127>splashwall>rainmaker shield>brella shield>big bubbler>torpedo
>>560817460How did you make it to 15F without getting more than 2 chips?
nova is so OP rn
>>560832808nova, more like nogood
Pearl is OP rn
>>560834227>foodfestCome on Nintendo...
>>560816228how can inkling teeth even be strong if they're not bones
>>560816228Shouldn't be much of a problem, you're mostly made ink too, right? >>560837290Very hard cartilage, or ink can become solid enough to facilitate food chewing. Iunno.
it's that time of year again, you know what that means/ink/ers in bunny suits
>>560842048Pay me
>>560842048Wish I had thought of that before commissioning art of my woomy two days ago.
>>560837290aside from the fact that their anatomy is wooey-wooey and doesn't really matter, their teeth are probably the only solid part in their bodies
one day I'll stop changing up my ceph every couple days
Will you be making a new ceph for Raiders or reusing your current one?
>>560846884only if the new hairstyles are good
>>560846178Bro your teehees?
>>560846178I change up my look all the time too cause it's fun.
>>560847589>>560846178noone cares you steal other inkers outfits sneakysnake like how you stole from k youre not good at the game too
>>560847834kill yourself koldschizo
I keep flipflopping between woomy and veemo.... The woomies have the floppers but the veemos have the sex...
>>560848642Are you telling me woomies aren't attractive enough?
>>560848763Consider the following
>>560847981take your meds
>>560849565you first
>>560849661take your meds schizo
>>560849253Counterpoint: both are ideal.
chav is the koldschizo
>>560851891Good veemo she knows what the woomies want.
>>560851278Blocking
>>560831239You can skip floors with elevator currency if you pick 8's palette. The costs increase after Floor 10 and 20 where the bosses are.
>>560858030How?
>>560858882It says Skip Floor under the bottommost floor option. You might've overlooked it.
i miss playing splatoon
>>560859337we should do another uniform pb, the frog tainted the last one
blob bros we are so fucking back
GGs S not sure if /ink/er tbqh, fun fishing and move gold
>>560863790pawsuit pb
>>560863790take your meds cucKold mormon
>>560865049>just keeps mindlessly sloshing after there's clearly nothing to slosh atsticking is a bad habitget some trigger discipline, you'll play much better when you think about every shot
>>560865572Painting the wall.
>>560865516Blocked
>>560865572more turf, more inkstorm spam
>>560865572If I wanted to think about every shot, I'd be playing a nozzlenose
>>560865713>>560865949>>560866259Holy shit no wonder the majority of /ink/ is s+
Matchmaking seems shittier than usualevery match is a one-sided stomp in one team's favor
>>560866336That's the best rank thougheverbeit
>>560866259you should be playing blob like a nozzlenose tho>>560865713doing a shoddy inefficient job of it>>560865949by not even looking at it?and don't use stock anyway
>>560867854You are crashing out over two ZRs.
Nope, I still don't need a switch 2 yet.
>>560868041>manhandle your electronics like a retard>"hm it must be the electronic's fault"every time
>>56086792116% of your ink tank and a second of being inactionableputting yourself into the firing animation with no reason with any semi-auto gives up initiative, imagine if you dropped onto someone's head in that webm, you could've quickly sent a volley their way but nope, you're in a firing animation, and your finger's muscle memory already readies the next shot with no communication to your brain so best you can do is time your aim just right and hope you tradeand the more you spam, the less you focus on precise calcuated blobberingthese little niggles accumulate over the course of a match
>>560868091The battery expands even if you never drop it.
Veemoo.
>>560870678kold i think you have agp?
Eureka!
>>560870678Good veemooo
>>560872245hes been 21 years old for years on his twitter its obvious hes a minor addicted to porn that was kicked out his mormon church and parents to live with his grandparents for sexually assaulting his younger sister
>>560870678>>560872245kek I checked his twitter he retweeted it hes the coomer poster
>>560876420Excuse me, I'm the coomer poster not that retard. Not everyone is the same person just because you want to connect imaginary dots in your head
don't reply to the mentally ill
>>560877184take your meds schizo
>>560877340not him either :)
>>560877340LMAOOOOOOO
>>560877340Holy shit actual lolcow behavior
@the artist who drew krillin mouth agape nonocan you draw kold as the crying autistic doctor screaming "I AM A TOP 500 PLAYER"
uh oh melty
>>560878202it's so obvious its you kold trying to get a free drawinghe should draw another inker you hate like ballin or sneakysnake
>pest is STILL stalking kold after a yearwhat getting blocked does to a mf
i want to draw cephs but i dont want to draw the "wrong" one and become part of drama i didnt know about.........
>>560879595there is no drama, it's all one guy.
>>560877560Literally every single person that's ever used 4chan posts images they take from somewhere else, how the ever loving fuck is this "lolcow" behavior?
>>560879595Ignore the single shitposter and draw whatever cephs you want.
>>560879595Safe to avoid:>koldunderage schizo twitter tourist >rainyMexican that lives in a metal shed that somehow has money to mass commission his ceph for over a decade, charge him alot, he will pay it>Timmy40 year old pedo that moved from New York to Japan to be with a jap child he groomed, same as rainy, charge him alot of money
>>560879595Tell you what I'm going to post my ceph so you can draw her.
>>560881853forming heart with tentacles while nude... how lewd....
>>560881853Good woomy.
>>560879595teehee draw me i steal other people's signature outfits
They turned X upside-down! Patch Notes 11.1.0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKdW3JEPuw4
>>560884038Sorry, I can't support him anymore after finding out he wasn't a rapist.
>>560884038buy an ad
but X upside down is X
>>560884038Gem is a sex pervert.
>>560884362Big if true.
>he's not Z rank yet
>>560885034My veemer is XXX rank.
Short open?
>>560888480I'll try a few, gimme a moment to launch the game.
>>5608884802/4
>>560889235knock
>>560889624Opening
ggs openall the cancer decided to come out tonight huh
GGs open!
ded gaem
There needs to be a way to view and download all the plaza drawings. Maybe like Miiverse.
>>560893847veemo facesitting....................................................................................................
>open patch notes>ctrl-f "snipe">0 resultsShit patch, fuck off ngmi
>nigger veemo spamming “this way” at the bigshot cannonNot my problem.
Woomy!
>namedropping people who haven't even been in the pool or a pb for months
8 loss streak + killing myselfwheres the fwar nogami
>>560913406thats kold pb stats every match
>>560880341Tim's gf is an old inker though
>>560893847>>560851891Suggestive veemo making the rounds.... How lewd....
>>560914986hey douchebag what did i do to make you angry?
>0-3
I chose to not procrastinate on my studies instead of playing woomy game tonight, why do I feel disappointed and unfulfilled now
>stole my joke and made it 100 times worse by throwing his schizo babble in it
I know you're trying to shift it onto me ballin you're not subtle.
Thirsty?
>>560927192>dekavita>citrus drink>definitely gives you cavitiesidgi
>>560754665>what's the point of using 'schizo' as descriptor besides the satisfaction of using a widespread buzzword?Because he would constantly make shit up about the people he shitposted about, kinda like the one we have in his place now >>560926818
my new license plate has WMR in it
>>560933660god I need the alifloppers
I’ll choose Team Cub.
>>560926140>I'M LEVEL 781!
its the 15th anniversary of the book of mormon
>>560945483what
splatoon 3 is like diarrhea fun in spurts but gets old quick
>>560943014based
>>560945659>diarrhea>fun in spurts
>>560949387Sure.
>>560945483its also callie day
it's fryeday actually
>>560950761Every day is Callie day.
I LOVE PORRRRRLLLLLLLLLL
callieflopperbnuy
Woomy?
>>560958596
>>560958718very cute woomer
I should have my woomy drawn with big woobies again.
what if I drew woobies... never tried it before .....
woobles wabble, but they don't fall down.
1king fish?
>We have changed this system to make it so that players more frequently battle with weapons of similar preferred ranges, regardless of group, in order to reduce the likelihood of a player’s weapon always being pitted against weapons with a longer (or shorter) preferred range.NIGGERFAGGOTS
>>560962105Yeah sure
>>560962614Woompening.
>>560962360potty mouth woomy patch when
>82 power eggsTotal rando deth
Hydrant hard
>>560962360That's only for X rank, anon.
>>560963553What's even the point of only improving the mode only accessible to about 10% of player base?
>>560964373ask ngmi
>>560964373they are the only ones mentally ill, autistic and obsessive enough to conduct terror attacks on nintendo hq
none of ballin's schizo spam about k is deleted. it's proven beyond doubt that useless hot pockets are complicit in the spam.
>>560964373My cynical side would argue that they're just doing it for Japan's sake, but I'll play devil's advocate and assume that premades and series letting you carry over teams may possibly make the same matchmaking more difficult to implement.
>>560966005What the fuck are you talking about
ggs sidetail friend fat fish status: slain
>>560966005kold you don't even know who or what hot pockets even is take your meds schizo remember when the cp you posted was deleted this thread and you crashed out "wow so you can't even link it?"
>>560966287see the post above mine for an example.
>>560966703GGs a, smooth big fish I meant to hit Coho mid-air with the booyah bomb, not dump it in the sea...
>>560967745A tactical nuke directly to the fish base in the sea, smart woomy.
notice the 7, and sometimes 3.
>>560968027?
>>560968501in time you might understand.
>>560969186yeah yeah grandpa let's get you to bed
>>560796826Chunky Hunky
New>>560971229>>560971229>>560971229
don't lie or brag about evil deeds against the hero, but respect is welcome
