I Ain't Old Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-06-2026-update.114328/post-220287>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>560537494
I hate IvyI hate this useless fucking gargoyleI want to rape her fucking senseless I hate her so muchANNOYING fucking voice
They must buff Silver, I am no longer asking.
Someone made a mod that changes the time of day to nighthttps://gamebanana.com/mods/660852
Hang all Remfags
im never playing doorman again the only reason we won was because our team had better charactersit was very funny however
Legit question for the thread. I've recently started playing this game, right now I'm alchemist 3-4. How do i actually learn and improve on how to play? So far I've been doing similar shit for my past 5 games (I've only played 5 games total so far). Nobody has ever communicated in voice chat (eu servers btw) and pretty much everyone does whatever. We don't play for objectives. When the rejuv spawns, nobody even cares about it or, if somebody does, nobody contest it. Same applies for the urn. Should i watch other people's games in the assist matches hub in the hideout?
How is it possible for one character to be such goonfuel? I will never get good at Mina because the urge to pump my brains out to this Asian goth brat is just too strong...
Sex with Venator
>>560576071why?rems are friends
This is the worst state the game has ever been in
>>560576187>Nobody has ever communicated in voice chatYou should be that guy.>(eu servers btw)Why are EU friends so shy? Or do they just not want to talk to Russians, because that I could understand.
I am NOT a Silverfag.I play Ivy.... and I post Silver.
>>560576230Oopps, sorry guys, i mistyped "Mina" instead of "Silver". I've also posted the wrong picture by mistake
I wanted to play my Graves today but guess what? Valve banned me for a day over nothing. They just hate me, you all do. Life's miserable.
what if they made it so if you attach to werewolf silver as rem, you (rem) get dragged and flop around near her crotch area as if you were knotted to her?
Why there is so many black characters? I counted at least 2. If they add more i might need to dip
>lane opponent ultrasweats at denying farm and trying to steal camps>we're at alchemist>he loses
#RAPEYOSHI
Mina respects trans people's pronouns. Can you say the same about (you)r main?
>>560576187How are you already alchemist 4? How many games?
>Pause seconds before we kill their Patron>Point out mistakes my lane opponents made>watch them type out paragraphs losing their mind>Literally every time without fail
>>560576664why do you post this every thread? what does that picture have to do with it?
>>560576675victor is my sexdoll it doesn't matter
>>560576675Nope!
>>560576675I'm pretty sure Doorman literally dead names either Yamato or Pocket, can't remember which, when you ult them, which is really funny
>>560576747ebin smug girl reaction image XD please share more of your awesomesauce blog!
>>560576747silver if she real
>>560576375Personally because i'm aware of the fact i suck at communicating in english and irl i'm reserved and rarely speak to people. That and i don't know what the fuck I'm doing, so idk what to even call out.
>>560576050kino...
>>560576230built to be purified by venator
>>560576696>How are you already alchemist 4?Most noobs don't actually get placed in initiate, from everything I see that rank nowadays is full of 70 IQ troglodytes, if you have any modicum of game sense and skill you'll get placed in one of the medium ranks (ritualist is the one that has the most games played in it and all my newfriends got placed alchemist-arcanist with the exception of one guy who's absolutely terrible and got placed initiate)
>>560576827based and real coney islander
>>560576921
>>560576901YamatoThough he also does the entire YWNBAW copypasta when you ult pocket. No idea how Valve got away with that.
>>560576230mina > graves > power gap > silver > power gap > everyone else
>>560576990Okay thanks for confirming I should kill myself. Gonna do it on the weekend. Probably using a box cutter
what is Abrams supposed to do?
gay sex with apollo!
>>560577164that's so dramatic
>>560576901Would be retarded if literally every single character respected pronouns
>>560577180phantom strike and echo shard, rape niggas against walls
>>560577180punch really hard
>>560577180Punish elolets for not knowing how to parry
>>560577180Show you what his dick can do
>>560576696As i said, 5 games. All as ivy using Highdocker's build>>560576990I'm also retarded, but I've watched some tournaments and a couple of videos on how to play Ivy. I received access to the alpha nearly 2 years ago by begging on /v/ for invites. I played some bot matches and then never touched it again until now.
Which shitpost might actually be OK to play. I'm taking a break from metaSpy Doorman (play him like Spy from tf2 and go for melee backstabs with Veil walker)Bird is the word Grey Talon (build exclusivity for his shit ult nukes)Or Meet the Medic McGinnis (just boosting her 2 as much as I can)
>>560577202>It's okay to goon to Apollo but not Graves even tho they are the same age!!Why are troons like this?
>>560577354fags love double standards bro
>>560576970the only vampire venator is interested in impaling with his stake is the driftah
Add wards.
>>560577341seven stun echo shard with mystic reverb and aoe rangemaxxing
>>560577341Artillery Rem>full Spirit damage>0 healing>just stand in one place, tossing pillows over buildings until you hit someone>use helpers to farm>if anyone calls you a retard just say "I'm Mortar Rem"
>>560577354why do you call the voices in your head transgender? is there something you wanna share with the class?
>>560577341echo shard warden on his cage. you get bonus damage against caged people
>>560577481>>560577482I like the way you're both thinking, adding them to the board
>>560577341melee ivy is unironically decentand i mean full melee meme with point blank/crushing fists/lifestrike/spirit snatch/colossus/shadow weave
>play The Lash>leap high into the sky>grapple onto the puny enemy who looks like an ant>air dash and double jump to gain distance and heightmog him even further>flog his ass with your trusty whip>plummet towards the ground at earth shattering speeds and power>do 70% of his health bar>oh wait now what>strafe around impotently as you shoot him with your limp dicked gun while he runs away because your cooldowns are 15 secondsplaying this character is super fun and at the same time extremely unsatisfying
>>560576675Pocket isn't trans, they're a femboy
>>560577641>>560577829I'll have a full meme roster before I know it, thanks boys
>>560577872Lashes kit needs something, there has to be more to him then one shot or not one shot. Ult was perfect last patch, now it seems kinda gutted but that could be lashes not adjusting yet idk. Also revert the gun nerfs, why the fuck would you nerf a memebuild?
>>560577341Donkey kong HollidayFull Spirit, max barrels firstStand on top of buildings tossing barrels down at peopleEither make monkey noises on mic or type "OOOH AAH AAAH AAH BANANA" on chat
>>560577829Don't forget echo shard on her butt stomp
>>560577341Melee Doorman is viable, he's got two ways to guarantee heavy melee, 3 if you can successfully apply the confusion debuff
>>560577478Dunno if its true but I heard Venator's ult does a smidgen more damage against Mina and Drifter
oracle 458% winrate on drifter64% winrate on apollogod tier brooler here
>>560578104yes, it's significant combined with vampires taking a smidgen more damage in direct light. Venators scare me the most as a Mina.
>>560577872Mystic shot, headhunter, toxic bullets, silence wave and cold front. You have many options for extra flat damage to your combo, but of course Lashsissies need their retard proof hero to oneshot people with barely any items and puny effort.
>>560577478You're delusional if you think your whore is getting spared.
phantom 140% winrate on doormangod tier ragebaiter here
>>560578113What u build on drifter
>>560578104
Honestly real funny how apollo got kneecapped and actually got weaker while celeste just needs a bit more brainpower to continue being as strong as she usually was
>>560576675Jfc no wonder Mina hated this kid. He'd probably have a tranny meltdown if you forgot to use his pronouns even once.
>>560578336unironically what even is the point of apollo nowadays? he feels useless
>>560578223Didn't this guy get btfo even after unironically becoming God?
>>560577872His face and facial structure here (and especially the head tilt) looks much better, more cocky and "asshole" compared to the remodel we got. Also the ascot looks much better than the dumb medallion he has now.
i think graves might actually be the worst hero in the game right nowa half decent player kills the skullsa half decent player double jumps over your snarea half decent player can kite backwards from the zombies, or bait a parry to break it for freea half decent player can match your mediocre pusha half decent player won't have to worry about taking long trades to let your stat stealing gun stack up because you'll just be dead due to short range, low movespeed, and two base staminaif they're keeping her dogshit on purpose because of autoaim then lose the autoaim and give her a real gun, christ
>>560578475Yamato one tricks get bored sometimes
>>560578475Very fun to pilot character that stabs at people with a toothpick
>>560578223>animetroon opinion ignored
>>560578558He actually would have done better without the thing that transformed him, since Alucard's gimmick is a mortal man is the one who can finally kill him, iirc
>>560576612See you tomorrow, castrated pussy
>>560578610Play wallmax graves
>>560578336it's another "shitter thinks celeste is broken because he sucks dick at the game and doesn't know what counter items are" episodei'm tired of reruns
t.celeste main
>>560578558He didn't become God, he stabbed himself with one of Jesus' holy relic and became a vine monster. But since Alucard is a Gary Stu, he died anyway
>>560578845no one likes celeste bro
>>560577341venator traps have 2.2 spirit scalingfor trap trigger radius, 4.8k gun and charges>rapid recharge, mystic expansion, ballistic enhancement, recharging rushfor damage>surge of power, tankbuster, mystic reverb, echo shard, boundless spirit>duration extender for longer immobilize>vortex web to force enemies into your stack of traps>tcd or echo shard for faster trapsa single trap will do over 500dmg before you add the tankbuster, reverb and spirit burn, you'll easily get over 1k dmg per trap triggered>have to swap to a normal build at the start of every game because the enemy team consists of vinny, talon, lash and celeste every time
>>560578845Slowing hex doesn't affect celeste air accel
>>560576901Going by his dialogue with Grey Talon he would be transphobic as fuck
>>560578610>if they're keeping her dogshit on purpose because of autoaim then lose the autoaim and give her a real gun, christUnironically the dumbest argument graves haters have, if you're gonna intentionally design a shit character and give them auto aim then just fucking don't go through the effort to begin with, why go through all that effort just to create a character that is explicitly and intentionally unplayable?
>>560578943evidently considering she's in the bottom half of pickrates in eternusif she was this broken why don't more people play her...?
brand new: how's mina, celeste and venator for starters?venator is cool, and he seems like a carry so i want to keep him, but for the other 2 im open to suggestions: i like the idea of heroes that can float around or make good use of mobility items
>>560576901are yamato and pocket trans or something
>>560578336>apollo got kneecappedhe didn't, he's still lane hitler and his ult goes through walls and geometry, the only difference is that before he was even more broken with his ult hitting everything on screen>celsteyeah that's on pount
>>560577641>bonus damage against caged peoplen-nyo...
>>560579107All 3 are very strongIf you want mobility other then them there's silver and pocket
>>560579107Venator's gun is easy to use since it has the highest velocity in the game, but he does require you to press your abilities more than your typical m1 hero
>>560579107mina will most likely take you some time to get used to, she's very squishy
>>560578956Oh I like that. I don't care a ton for gun carries so making him trap based sounds really funny
>>560577641>warden wants to "cage" people>venator lays out the "traps"why are patronCHAD haters so gay?
>>560579416>>560579320>>560579408thanks, ill start with silver ahead of mina until im more familiar with incoming damage
>>560578610>>560579037Just make her gun a straight laser already, auto aim can't really be balanced.
>>560579107mina is shit and also hard to play (well)celeste is pretty whatever in terms of power once you get out of lane and fairly easy to playvenator is a good average hero, nothing too special about him but he can put in work and is fun to playif you want the mobility stuff then lash is perfect for you. or vindicta for the floating around, all she does is stay in the air shooting people from above
>>560578943Celeste is fun as fuck
>>560575653Have the devs said anything about adding more dedicated gun characters to the game or even retooling existing ones to scale off of it instead of spirit for another ability or two? It feels bizarre that in a moba TPS the actual guns and gun damage stat are kind of irrelevant for all but five characters, more characters build them for melee damage or pump fire rate to trigger their (spirit scaling) passive than just for shooting right now I'm pretty sure. I'm not saying it needs more heroes where all that matters is your aim and ability to hold M1 but at least having the option to go heavy on a gun build for more of the roster would be nice. Maybe toss in a 6.4k item that changes spirit scaling to gun scaling on an ability and see how much more open the meta is, y'know.
>>560579589careful, you'll trigger the local spiritsissy with this post
>>560579107>i like the idea of heroes that can float around or make good use of mobility itemsCeleste, Mina, Lash, Holliday.All of them require a considerable amount of movement knowledge. I would say Lash is probably the easiest to pick up and learn and be effective with, especially in low skill lobbies.glhf.
>play silver: lose>play victor: winIt's just that simple...
>>560579589it's a moba. it's much more interesting to design a hero around their abilities than their gun
>>560579519>Just make her gun a straight laser already,eh, wouldn't be as cool imo>auto aim can't really be balanced.Literally just dashing through her breaks the tether, dashing back also breaks the tether and in order for the gun to tether you have to aim it directly at them before tethering becomes easy, and on top of all that her 3rd ability's tier 3 upgrade is fucking useless because tethering is so fucking wonky so you have 2 tethers that only activate if two enemies are standing directly infornt lf one another which never happens
>aimtrainer troons begging for graves autoaim to be deleted instead of just buffing the fucking dps and range>m1ggers begging for more wraiths, hazes and infernuses to shit the game up even furtherThis game is doomed.
>>560579589They added 3 gun characters with the last big patch already. Relax.
>>560577341>>560577829Melee Paige is viable too since she has spirit scaling on heavy melee
>>560579589I just hate how most of the guns if you go gun build, feel the same at endgame. Bullet hoses that just focus on triggering proc effects. It's really disappointing Grey Talon, a fucking bow user, still has a magazine and if you go gun you bullet hose with him. When I first played Chief Firewater I was really expecting something more like Huntsman from tf2 or something
>>560579589why would more abilities scale of gun? the whole point is choosing one or the other
How come I can sometimes buy items in the middle of nowhere?Last week I was stealing enemy sinners as rem, I queued up some items, and they got bought in the middle of nowhere in the enemy jungleToday I was ziplining back to base and in the process of ziplining back, still outside the base, the item that I had queued randomly got boughtIs this a bug or some random feature im not aware of?
we should host an official /dlg/ game sometime where we all pick full melee abrams and billy. because it would be funny
>>560579831The game is healthiest when lower skill characters are more powerful in low elo, and high skill characters are more powerful in high elo
is siphon bullets good or no. feel like toxic bullets is all you need
>>560579960your buddies can be sent to buy items from the shop
>>560578975but a half dozen other things do, like mag-dumping into her negative bullet resist or knockdown. have you tried that?
is Celeste still a trans icon or is she now considered a lost at sea tradwife
>>560580046WHATReally?
>>560565658There is nothing honourable about Sneedven
>>560580020can you point to any examples of this?
>>560580020This but unironicallyRiot games fucked LoL by overbuffing beginner friendly, retard-proof champions.
>>560579960If you have items in que, you can send a rem minion to any open shop (even enemy shops)
>>560579589I all want is for Ivy's gun to be *at least decent. It used to be somewhat viable going for total gun damage Ivy, but now you're squandering her kit by doing so, and you still do shitall against your foes who go for a full spirit build and just shits out damage by pressing 1234
>losing a completely winnable match because two people lose the mental game and start babbling bullshit at eachother over Literally NothingMuting them doesn't even help because you're still down two teammates. What a damn shame.
>>560580283Maybe, but it was still really, really funny killing super complicated characters with crazy kits by just pressing Q then R on Garen
>>560580358I'll never understand the mentality of trash talking your own team
>>560580358When we get draft, doorman will be the counter pick to haze and wraith because those players are the most vulnerable to mental damage
>>560580358this happened to me yesterday, some infernus faggot started melting at our rem who proceeded to feed (and i mean LITERALLY feed, like run into the enemy team and not picking skills) as well as our other teammate who i can't remember the name of. said something about "rep sup" or whatever which i assume is MOBA player talk. it was just me on silver doing my best to plug the dam which is why i remember the match, didn't do too bad
>>560578336Celeste just got flat damage nerfs. She's still good but your post makes no fucking sense. She's simply weaker than she was, no matter how much "brainpower" you use.
>>560580328skill issue
>>560580648w-wtf....
>>560580358Play in EU instead of NA
>>560580465Extremely low impulse control, usually as a result of an undeveloped and/or damaged brain.
>>560580709But doctor... I am Pagliacci.
>>560580465You have to let them know they're just a bunch of retards, always doing the wrong thing and being shit at the game while you are the cream of the crop, always right, omniscient. A tactical genius brought down by his teammates (subhumans).
>>560580709lollmao even
>>560579831Nigga, graves auto aim will never be balanced. Either it loses the dps trade every time in close range or it wins every time. It's just too binary, imagine playing against a haze with aimbot that only shoots at your body.Maybe there is a way to balance it but I just don't see it.
>>560580869I know a guy in real life who unironically thinks this and is initiate 2. Every game he doesn't carry (which is almost every game) he's up against eternus smurfs while his own teammates are bad.
>>560580648Show the whole thing you faggot. That means nothing unless i see rank and match length.
>>560580140They do lots of things :DDDD
>>560581012https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2722816816?t=02h49m54she still lost because of a griefer lol
Noob hereIs there another way to increase Abram's charge distance outside purchasing increased ability duration?Cuz even with it the distance traveled is not really that impressive
>coming down the zipline as venator>almost to the brool>hear lash ult>double jump off the end of the zipline>gutshot that fucker>he gets stunned against the skybox canceling his ultAll glory to god
>>560581136>Just jumps off the zip and goes to mid >apollo compliesOh okay
ok i finally played vindicta and yeah she strong
>>560578262I've been trying pure spirit cause that's what I did the previous patch but it's not working as well despite all the buffs idk why. Victor too OP I guess. So now I'm just going hybrid with value items like opening rounds, headhunter, crippling headshot, siphoning rounds, boundless spirit, cold front. Shit like that. Just a bunch of high value items.
>DLSS 5 : ON
>>560581234>gutshot enemy>they bounce off the wall and don't get stunnedFuck god I'm an atheist now
>>560581570
>>560576675This dialogue just sounds so fucking awful lmao. Trannies ruin fucking everything. Hopefully it gets reworked or game is dead on realease.
>>560581726this happens alot (but not always) of you hit them in the chest or higher. its called gutshot for a reason
stop screaming you retarded blyatfaggot i can't even understand what you're saying you dumb animal
>>560582009I'm not sure who's worse, the russian with a god complex or the nigger that decides to rile him up and make things worse. It's always a ukrainian or a brit that decides to do it as well.
>someone picks up urn>ultra mega slapbox teamfight is about to begin>in low enough elo to know this fight is going to take way too long>I just walk away and push the opposite lane and take a walker for freeone of these days this is going to stop working but until then it's back to the well
I found leaked Rem concept art
>don't play for 5 days because the game is clearly trying to make me lose>hop on today>get put into the freest match of my life where I do more damage than 2/3rds of the enemy team combinedkill yoshi
>>560581160IIRC you can warpstone while dash is active
>>560582009Have you ever heard 'them' laugh, at anything at all? I know I haven't. Cha cha cha
>playing games with friend>fucks off to the jungle the moment sinners spawns>will not come out until 30 mins into the game when he's 20k above everyone else in the game>will be at 60k and will still be eating every sinners on the map instead of participating in fights and ganks>he either soloes the enemy team at the 35 min mark or we loseSo who's in the wrong here? Should I just also be fucking off to the jungle instead of lane jannying? He insists he's doing what he should be but it's not like I want to just let the enemy team eat our walkers and shit for free, and solo laning is so fucking painful.
now that the fairydust has settled, which did it better?
>lets just put in scout from tf2 but give him a goat head hehe no one shall notice
>>560582856he is NOTHING like scout shut your dirty mouth
>>560581136Thought 120k player damage on gun ivy is impressive, this match was an exception, and in most matches you won't get nowhere near this number, especially being first in player damage in the whole lobby. I've had a near 50 minutes match where i dealt 78K by going pretty much all on gun. That said, i was second in player damage to the enemy bebop who did 140K
If they won't remove Pocket's retarded They/Them bullshit, i'll drop the game.
>>560582856Scout is a virginBilly rapes
>>560583052uh don't look at the final comic then
>>560583052Billy gets a verbal beatdown by a 50000 year old hag calling him William. Whatever the opposite of aura is, he has it.
>>560583143That hasn't happened yet by the game's timeline
>>560582745Depends. What characters does he play and what do you play? If he's Wraith or Victor he's doing pretty much what needs to be done, except Wraith should also push a little but other than that yeah that's how it goes in pub matches.
>>560583197still happens
>>560583052billy has vyper like scout has fried chicken skank
I'm still figuring shit out, why am I lacking souls so much? I feel like I'm participating in the lane just fine, hard to know when I should fuck off to camps and boxes.
>>560583052>btfos you
>>560583041>They/Them>Calico>Sinclair androgynous remodel>Holliday "getting tubes tied"All are to stay and you won't do shit about it.
How I pick the characters
I wish they made drifter an actual psychopath, but they limited it to "I'm so crazy i torture people for fun, but i would never rape someone, let alone say I'll rape your newborn daughter after the ritual, or evel call infernus a nigger"
what does yamato do
>>560583484this is why you are an incel
>>560580235he has a code, he only cares about going super sayin, everything else is whatever, he even has dialogue with holiday showing that he's ambivalent to her and all things, he only cares about ascending, with that being said you're probably right i should drop him down a tier or give him a tier of his own,
>>560583484Rape is only fun for the first 100 yearsDon't ask for my source
>>560583465the fuck does "bro he's one" meanalso none of the spreadsheet characters are actually spreadsheetI mean for fucks sake you put Haze in there, the quintessential mouse1 character with occasional panic ult
I haven't played Mina since the big nerf, how does she feel now?
>>560583628Him and doorman could be in their own tier honestly.Either that or have Doorman in two seperate morality tiers at once because he's completely chill aside from the fact that he's an evil god that used to torment humanity for a long time.
>>560583484>I wish they made drifter an actual psychopathretard>but they limited it to "I'm so crazy i torture people for fun, but i would never rape someone, let alone say I'll rape your newborn daughter after the ritual, or evel call infernus a nigger"double retard
>>560583573You are most definitely a projecting prison gay fag
>>560583817I put him in his asshole because of his dialogue when he ults people, guy is a fucking dick, but at the same time he can do so much worse with his power you're right him and 7 should be in a unique tier
>>560583628>>560583871If I'm retarded, you're the whole special ed class
>>560583293>What characters does he playLash, Doorman, Kelvin, Dynamo, Shiv, Apollo>what do you playMained viscous before the bugfix that made him a little too hitlerNow it's Graves, Seven, Mo&Krill, Vindicta, BillyI don't mind solo laning as Graves but the others can make me want to blow my shit smoov off unless it's a really easy lane
>>560583672>rape gets old>murder doesn'tI imagine that after pulling the head off my umpteenth hobo in an alley I would find the whole thing a bit boring.
>>560583754When playing a "bro he's one" character, you think "bro he's one"When playing a excel spreadsheet character, you think about numbers and shit going up in your buildWhen playing a ragebait character, you think "how can I rage bait"Tank players don't think
>>560583465what is bro he's one meant to mean
>>560584021If im the whole special ed class then you're billy but even dumber
>>560577157No he doesn't, he just says pocket doesn't need to worry about being deadnamed on his grave because his family doesn't love him enough to give him one
>>560584094>Lashbad>Doormanbad>KelvinActually okay since his icepath gets him to fights fast but he's better off pushing than doing camps, even if he has decent clear speed>DynamoDo I even need to say anything>Shiv Does this nigger even do camps in the current patch?>ApolloShould be murdering people in early and mid game not doing jungle
>>560584224>When playing a "bro he's one" character, you think "bro he's one"whatwhat does that meanit's not a real sentence it means fucking nothing what is this zoomer six seven bullshit>When playing a excel spreadsheet character, you think about numbers and shit going up in your buildwhat>billy>haze>wraith>warden>graves>fucking VICTOR>viper>seven>mina>venator>THINKING
>>560584351Yamoto get down!
New Viscous redesign just leakedhttps://xcancel.com/MlNESWEEPER/status/2033592912965939314
>>560584507And it took you five minutes to come up with this abysmal comeback? I'm taking it back, you're not the whole ed class, you're the whole geriatric department
>>560584646just when i think devs couldn't make more soulless sloppa, the soulless sloppa factory just keeps on giving
>>560584646>stolen IP>retards think valve invented goo peoplelol
>>560584646those cant be real voice lines
>>560584641Yes, victor players think "I need to get my numbers up" like excel filePlay one of the "bro he's one" characters and you will see that you frequently get in the situation where an enemy is at low health, but you can't kill them
>>560580465league subhuman behavior
Silence should stop victor aura
>>560584680hello tall blonde alcoholic hag werewolf mommywanna eat some chicken and have sex
>>560584823I'm not obsessively checking for replies like you, retard
>>560583432there is a non-zero chance someone has gooned to the chicken girl
>>560580465your team is your #1 hurdle to succeeding in this game
>>560585085can unicorns even join catholic monastic orders
>>560585151just like how there is a non-zero chance someone gooned to mina, your point?
>>560585145You know, i'm starting to believe you are obsessed with the world retard. I guess you like projecting that much
>>560585305For what it's worth I think someone at Valve spent at least 30 minutes more modelling Mina than the Chicken Girl.
>>560585085This game needs a nun hero/skin so fucking bad
Is Mirage just trash? Scarab and 3rd ability don't feel like they do anything.I'm not god gamer anything but this is the first time I feel so useless trying new character
>>560585512Gun nun is cool, but we already have Venator so that archtype isn't coming anytime soon.
>>560585582
>>560585582Yeah a little. He's a lane terrorist and then he just kinda doesn't do much.
>>560585017>Yes, victor players think "I need to get my numbers up" like excel fileVictor players spend 30 minutes standing in lane shooting creeps and autobuying their L-R queue in shop and then after they obliterate the first six-man trying to dive them they just walk into enemy base and win. No need to check if the numbers are up, the clue that you are ready is that the entire enemy team just died trying to pry your ult away fom you.
>>560585582go echo shard tornado build, however mirage is kinda hard
>>560585625Yeah, there's no point in adding another Iscariot
>>560585625We need a melee nun
Rem and his favorite cool nerfed auntie Silver
>>560585625gun nun skin for venator
>>560586263A monstrous nun.
Actually this game need journalist character that can flashbang people with camera
This game needs a Judge Holden character that rapes people
>>560586263There's yamato already
>>560582856Scout is a rather relaxed guy while Billy is a huge shithead
>>560586445Last I check he want nun, not weeb ET
>>560586479Silver is 100% straight Lash isn't gay, raping lesser "men" isn't gay
>>560586479>Graves/Apollo on the chartUmmm, YIKES. Why is the creator of that image thinking about the sexualities of literal children?
>>560585582Max his 3, get ricochet + every on hit proc item and shoot in the general direction of the enemyHe is kinda weak but once in a while you get a game in which you just delete the entire enemy team which is funny
>>560583041paige not having panties was the compromise
>>560586532And the picture he posted while requesting a nun character was from a manga called black lagoon, so what is your point, you stupid nigger?
>>560586686>Silver is 100% straight Lmao
>>560579487>paige players want to buy an "egg"
>>560585625Sword nun?
Graves is the most balanced and honest character
>>560586357Reporter character:>1: newspaper route. Works kind of like venator ult, but with a weak rocket launcher. Get increased move speed and your gun is replaced with a newspaper cannon. Scales with gun damage>2: flash bulb. Basic flash bang that comes from yourself. Has a half second charge up.>3: photocopy. Take a picture of enemy's gun. Get a copy of that gun with 1 magazine. Has half of the enemies gun stats at the time of the photo, half of your own gun stats. When you finish the magazine, swap back to your own gun, it will be fully reloaded>4: false flag. Plant a big bomb that goes off in 10 seconds, creates an area of walker-fire after explosion
>>560586526>rather relaxedwhat
Why is the deadlock playerbase look like pic rel?
>>560586479Rem is "gay" because that means happy :)
>>560587187lore accurate pocket
>>560586686Silver is in love with her alcohol flask
>>560586357That could be a cool concept to pivot around. Like his ultimate is him pulling out his camera and immobilising in time the enemies in view of the view finder, just like the camera from cry of fear. Maybe add some elements of Stefano from the evil within 2
>>560587187because they dressed as the characters dear esl
>>560587187Rem is fuckable ngl... I don't even care if that's a tranny...
>>560586479>aceWhat does that mean
>>560587164*Clarify:By "half of their gun stats", I mean fire rate, gun damage, bullet lifesteal, etc. the stolen gun uses the average of their orange stats, and your own orange stats.
>>560587114Balanced? YesHonest? Nope.
>>560587376RAPE this WETBACK BEANER and get her OUT OF MY GAMES
>>560586357Hot female journalist that flashes people
>>560587327Asexual
>>560587187Mo cosplayers are always kino, I love them My favorite one is the guy that had a little monkey plushie on his shoulder
>>560587187god I want to fuck that rem
>>560586479How is Sinclair not on straight
Book holster
NOOO I DONT WANT TO GO TO HOTEL
>>560587657too bad
I would rather spend $10,000 in chatgpt credits creating an artificial astroturfing campaign of claiming counterspell is "op" so it gets nerfed rather than learn how to do it
>>560587657But I spent so much time preparing it for you
>>560587776Do you have 10,000$?
>>560576375people on the team will speak 6 different languages, and even if all of them know english, writing is more reliable than speaking.Also, everyones autistic
>Your will crumbles.
>>560579191No.Pocket uses They/Them.And Yamato is actually her brother's name
>>560587567>Man half likes women>Woman half likes men>They are two niggas in one bodyThis is more complex than simple sexuality can define.
>>560580465Sometimes i will joke just trying to banter, and somone will have a melty, really annoying how some people can be
>>560587276Like imagine how annoying this shit would be
>>560577945>Still no slutty pocket mod>Not even a genderbent oneIt's literally right there.
>>560587187This is above average desu for a random gaggle of cosplay nerds
>>560587558>>560587308>going for rem instead of MinaGAY>>560587301troon hands typed this.
>>560582856Scout is a lovable dumbassBilly is an annoying prick
>>560587187that paige is prime slampig material
>teammate doesn't see me brooling because I'm playing lane janny>hey anon do you think right now is a good time to be farming?!?>stopping our yellow and green walker from dying to troopers>We need you in these fights!!!!These people are faggots
>>560588396I exclusively play Mina, Silver, and Celeste and look like this IRL
>>560587187Torta paige and torta mina mmmmm.......
>>560588340They look like discord basement dwellers and redditors.
>>560588747Who else does cosplays tho? Besides of porn
>>560587187Mina... stop drinking so much blood...
throwing a fed victor at the enemy's base as ivy feels like this
So, how the fuck do you deal with Viscous puddle punch spam in the late game?
>>560588797Cosplay cons are full of frat bros cosplaying popular male shonen characters in the hopes of fucking cosplay thots that are just there to advertise their onlyfans, actual nerds are an endangered species at a con
Their names are Mobius and Krilliam, btw
I am at the point of giving up trying to win as soon as I see Mina or Vindicator in my team
>>560588657>Doorfag split pushing during every urn or midboss fight>Gets guardians but were 40k behind because we keep losing 5v6>Actually shows up to a fight>We win and push to endGames could be half the length if afk farmers just tried to win.
i would absolutely fuck chubby mina
>>560589293Vindicator got to be one my favorite deadlock heroes.
>>560588919Aside getting fucked due to having a single parry. Viscous punches work best horizontally so avoiding walls is a good option.>Doesn't that put me out of position?Yeah but a puddle punch even more so.
>>560589370my favorite is>stomping the enemy>can literally just push their base and kill their patron>one guy is still running urn
>shooting game>strongest guy kill you by walking into you
>>560589576>teammates tell me to grab urn>see a Seven killing troopers>apollo coming from secret shop>tell them no and back off>there's a 60% chance they spam ping me and get mad
>>560588657This is when you say "I'll join the fights but we cannot leave lanes unattended someone cover for me" if they keep being bitchy just mute and ignore them.
lore accurate list
I don't think projecting your sexual confusion into video game is healthy
>>560590148Doesn't Calico also have a son running around somewhere or did they ditch that?
>>560590148>lore accurate>Vyper literally tries to hit on her favorite stripper >In straight
>>560584680Absolute peak female performance
>>560590148Paradox is a normal woman, the helmet is just part of her gang
>>560590148Callico fucks men and gets pregnant by men
>>560590148Bebop is gay for Lash, Paradox loves thighfucking huge cocks, and Viscous can do... things... with his cube
>>560590339nuh uh
>>560590148>mina>not at least biyou fags
>>560590685Mins schlicks to fantasies of being acknowledge and praised by older women in bed
I've barely played more than a few games since last patch, I can't believe this stinker of a patch hasn't been reverted yet.Thank you Yoshi for helping me take a vacation.
Why are there almost no items that give a good amount of fire rate?
WHITE PEOPLE LOVEEE THEY DEADLOCK
>>560589370sounds like he carried your asses
>>560590685There's been some weird shift in how people view sexuality in like the past 10 years because the second someone says something remotely positive about someone it's instantly OOO THEY WANNA FUCK SHE LESBOAs if all the Mexicans saying Broly is amazing are suddenly gay
>>560590148>Venator>A Catholic priest >Literally says "Sodom will burn">Yet is somehow gayDid your brain get run over by a tractor?
orgy with werewolf silver and the countless horny male dogs she attracted by being in heat
>>560590685ever heard of a role model you fucking freak?
impregnating ivy in a sweaty moment of hand holding in darkness and bed springs squeaking and then blocking her + moving to california
>>560583546Nobody knows, all her ability text is in japanese.
>>560591132most catholic priests are literal gay pedophiles. the whole reason they become a priest is to trick people into thinking they're good
>>560591132He loves Ixian cock thoughbeit
>>560591408no they're not, you've been completely brainwashed by Tumblr troon propaganda from 2012
>>560591132He's repressed gay, he's like the homophobic politicians that get caught fucking men on the downlow
i feel like sinclair has more aura as a mannequin he wont be as cool when they turn him into the black dude from princess and the frog
>>560591132It's homo projection
>>560591093dying for someone is pretty gay anonbasically every interaction between them is mina on her knees for lady geistand besides if everyone can say that silver wants celeste or venator because she wants to go out drinking with them, then she definitely wants geist
>>560591693>basically every interaction between them is mina on her knees for lady geistlady geist is high status, rich, and powerfulmina is on her knees for anyone like that because her entire drive is to climb the social ladder.
How is it possible for one character to be so sex?
i want Paige's pouty lips all over me
>>560591936Vampire buff
>>560576675Pocket wouldn't care just don't call him Fairfax xhe'd probably sperg out
>>560591958Billy...
I'm so bad at this game, lmao.
>>560587567He's literally 2 people
>>560591093>anon continues to be baffled by shipping culture, a thing that has existed on the internet for 15 years, and in western culture for centuries
>>560591934so why didn’t she love arin like that then
>>560587376>can't hit unless she's within melee distanceshe's honest>>560587114needs a buff her passive tier 3 is fucking useless
>5 minute queueholy fucking dead game
>>560592280geist built her own fortune she's a role model for every manipulative mean bitch in training arin is just the nepo baby son of his father how is this a hard concept to understand do you people interact w anyone that's not your senpai ever in your lives that you think having a role model means you wanna fuck them and nothing else
>>560591346lol nigga u gay af if u talk to older men like dat lmaooooo
>>560592280>so why didn’t she love arin like that thenprove she wasn't like that when arin was still rich and normal and not a homeless edgy schizo murderer.
Fuck "honesty". Honor is cope for the weak and pitiful who want a level playing field. You will suffer.
>>560590148>vyper and paige in straight>grey talon bot in straight
>>560591132"I'm laying out the traps" He's clearly into traps(male) and copes about it not being gay
I CAN'T FIND A FUCKING MATCH HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS DEAD
if you aren't aim training, movement training, jungle farm rotation training, urn run training, box rotation training, and getting paid coaching are you even trying to improve?
Paige being so thick is extremely distracting
>>560592474I would talk like that about Goku if he was real, problem?Women are naturally more homoerotic w other women than men are w men anyway, you'd know this if you ever talked to one, it doesn't mean Mina is Le LGBTQZIa lesbian
Played a little over 20 matches since the patch and not a single one was a back and fourth fun, just stomps either way. How about you anons?
>>560592698sedentary lifestyle, lore accurate
>>560592474that's enough outta you
>>560591625hes still gonna be a fucking mannequin dude
>>560592443>>560592509she’s goth, mentally ill, and has mommy issues, there’s a non zero chance she’s biyou trannies are just hard coping because you want to self insert and think you have a chance with a fictional character hahaha
>I'm going in>We have you now>infernus dead noiseAt what rank people will learn
>>560592537>both teams have broken charactersit's a CCfest out there>>560592675>are you even trying to improve?I'm simply trying to have fun>>560592650The patch killed the game, everyone is trying the same 10~15 characters while banning the same 5 so it can't find a match easily
>>560592817no I just don't want new age tumblr American troon brainrot in my game where every 3rd char is gay bi xe it they them go kys freak mina is straight + you're going to hell
>>560592537dvvrchad trvthnvke
We have you now.
>>560592774Lately, I've been having some fun games. Some close loses, others close wins. Seems like the patch fucked up matchmaking, but I'm back to where I don't have total retards on my team anymore.
>>560592069>Initiate TWOYou're better than someone
Please just make like hottest easiest to play so these E-girl stop picking Mina, god.
>>560593096so you’re ignoring facts because you have virgin incel anger over video games, i gotcha buddy
mina is easy to play just hit your shots :)
>>560593436there are no facts, you don't talk to people or understand how anyone thinks besides in twitter mental illness circles so you think someone having a role model successful in a field they wanna be successful in is wanting to fuck them, you probably think every single woman is gay for Sabrina carpenter and Taylor swift before her or some shit
representation matters
>>560593543People would play more Dynamo if it's big breasts woman with ult expanding her breasts size, think about it.
>>560593436>>560593587>two retards fightingMy money is on the guy who got ragebaited and is typing long paragraphs
>>560593663Surely the black hole ult would shrink her breasts cause the matter needs to be condensed until it forms a singularity
>>560593663Instead of some stupid bag, characters need to get visibly fatter the more unclaimed souls they have
>>560593781I'm sure there is name for that fetish tok
uh oh melty
rem is an example of bad character design. most casuals will never know that stealing your own sinners is bad and grief your team.
>>560593642Dreamybull plays Deadlock?
>>560586479Holy tourist chart>CalicoHas a son>LashOnly flirts with women.>SilverThe ONLY attraction she has ever displayed is towards Victor>VyperShe's not bi, she's a stripper. That's why she's at pole palace. She's a literal trashy serpent lady, you think she DOESN'T work the pole for cigg money?>IvyLiterally asks Victor out for dinner.The rest non gay/bi/ace picks are just delusional headcanons that aren't strictly disproved. Nobody except Viper if you take her line as being actually visiting a strip club for girl tatas has anything implying they're gay (unless you make retarded connections that don't make sense), only heteroshit.Also >AceThis shit is so broad that it's retarded. >Bebop>Literally has no preference and no interest in romance because he's a robot>Vindicta/Victor/Pocket/Drifter/SevenAll probably straight, just don't seek a partner or focus on sex because they have bigger focuses in life. That doesn't make you ace.
>>560592738>women are more homoeroticpoint proven. thanks you small brown goku cocksuckeralways the gayest faggots of faggots who hate women the most
>>560593309The more I rank up the more the game rewards me with braindead shitters and new players. Phantom V and still getting players with less than 100 hours somehow
>>560594024>Vyper is a stripperThe tourist is you
>>560594024of all characters to complain about you go for vyper? she is the only actually 100% confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt non-straight character in the gameshe fucked billy and has an obsession crush with lash and goes to watch female strippers so she must be bi
>>560594108you can say you don't hate women doesn't change the fact that you've never spoken to one now stfu nigger stop trooning up the cast more than valve already has with the pocket they them shit
>>560586738because teens are hot
>>560593860>Ivy with too much souls cannot fly anymore>her stoneform now instantly kills anyone beneath it
i've started encountering black players in my games and they always play remstrange.....
>>560593924>rem is an example of bad character design.correct >most casuals will never know that stealing your own sinners is bad and grief your team.wrong, you can't judge a character based on people playing badly
>>560593924there a multiple tools to outright grief your team in deadlock. if you see a rem stealing friendly sinners and you know better, it's on you to be the tard wrangler who tells him to go steal from the enemy instead.
>>560594192Incel faggot, many trashy whores love going to strip clubs
>fiction character sexual preference.I miss when this is not even worth talking about cause everyone can instantly tell you are mentally ill of you brought it up
>>560594024>She's not bi, she's a stripper.>>>The schizoid is a fucking secondary
>>560594354>telling someone to change their behavior in a multiplayer video game kindly>in 2026lmfao that rem wil crash out and afk for the rest of the game support players are cancer fags
>>560594370>"You're an I-Incel!!!">calls women whores
>>560594370because they are bi obviously you retardyou think they go to a stripper club just for the drinks or what
what is the most fun rank to be in?
is it worth it to hit sinners anymore
>>560594604Initiate
>>560594604eternus 6
>>560594370>he's doubling down
>>560594604As someone who climbing from the bottom, none, they are all the same
>>560594192>>560594132>>560594520>Vyper is bi!>She's fucked dudes, has an attraction to dudes (both very straight things because she's a woman)>and goes see strippers!There is none of these lines directly imply she's going to the strip club specifically to see strippers. People just saw "VYPER AT STRIP CLUB AND NAMING ANOTHER STRIPPER BY NAME!!!!" and thought that was the case. The line is delivered and structured in a way that it's easily construed as Vyper recognizing a coworker and complimenting her skill. Particularly the "Yeah me neither!" line and the fact that Vyper isn't showing attraction directly to Paige, just complimenting her working the pole.But Fine, sure. You get one bi-character.Big win for faggots.
>>560594604ritualist, I miss my ritualist days like you wouldn't believe, chill matches, fun lane, goofy and fun macrohigh elo is frustration hell, archon and oracle is ego death hell
Silver, you say?
Nuke california, I have enough
>>560594604the one just above your current rank>>560594523fair enough. supports are either misanthropes or retards, but it's not like they weren't throwing before you tried to get through to them. so it's still worth a shot.
>play one game go from emissary 6 to archon 1>lose cuz retard holliday on my team >back to emissary 6>keep bouncing back and forth cuz of retard>meanwhile my friend who played 20 games and lost all but 4 of them is oracle 4How does that make any sense?
there's no such thing as a bisexual, it's just what desperate sex addict porn addict faggots say they are to have more options, every "bi" person I've met irl always only showed interest in their "preferred" sex while only mentioning they're bi for clout
>>560594774>paragraph long melty
Rank doesnt matter
>>560594024Silver tells Victor to put on a shirt too. If the attraction part you’re referring to is Silver telling Geist that he’s prettier than her, she was probably just trolling Geist. I can see Silver as being bi/gay because she’s an alkie and masculine.
>>560594841>archon and oracle is ego death hell>I just made it to archon last week
>>560595005so all tomboys are "bi" now? whoa... God I hope Iran nukes you American faggots
>>560594774KEK
>>560594529based remGOD
>thread is 50% just discussing which genitals characters prefer game is dead
When are they nerfing Apollo? Buying slowing hex does jackshit and you all know it. Just had one use his ult and hold it for like 40 years until someone passed by.
>>560595068welcome 2 hell, I'm oracle rn, archon is just mini oracle, ego maniacs while being barely diff from emissary
>>560595195I'm only doing it cause I know it makes europoorz mad
>>560595195The nigger wraith calico patch killed the game... but unironically
>>560595237i can't imagine the insane delusion of someone who thinks he's good while on archon/oraclei'm ascendant and i still feel like a fucking shitter, i'm convinced rank correlates to playtime more than actual skill
Sometimes I just could not fathom how people feed Victor in lane
>>560594972>>560595123>no counter argumentshttps://voca.ro/1dVuic7KjFVW
>>560595090Shut up thirdie, before I nuke your mom’s asshole with my cock. If you like women who cosplay as men to cover up your latent homosexuality, be my guest. But gays are mentally ill and that’s a fact.
>>560594774Vyper is a stripper obviously, you're have to be retarded to not get it
>>560595205He needs longer cooldowns, he has way too much mobility and his ult shouldnt go through the geometry
>>560594604Anything that isn't ascendant and eternus
>24 minute gameYoshi's experiment with this patch was a total failure even if I say so myself
>>560595361damn uncle woke up from a coma. they buffed his laning phase last patch unc :broken heart:
>>560595205If they just fix his spells counting as movement abilities he will stop being bullshit and become balanceable
>>560594774>Vyper recognizing a coworker
>>560595005>Silver tells Victor to put on a shirt tooGenuinely what's the point you're trying to make. If anything that proves she's straight because who's more likely to get distracted by big fat tiddies when they're trying to focus on something else?>The straight guy>The gay guy
anyone know any good content creators with in depth guides that aren't total annoying / woke faggots?
>>560595195the "how do I counter victor" conversation is still on cooldown, please understand
>>560594774Vyper has been to prison. Multiple times. You know what happens in prison, anon?
>>560595771But how do I actually counter him
>>560595237>>560595359I finally made it to phantom and I just gets worse, the better I get the worst my team mates get,
>>560595837Just don't play the game near him
>>560595837gank his jungle
Mina when I call her "TMP from resident evil 4 (2005)" instead of perfect
>>560595837To counter the victor, shoot him until he dies.>but heDO IT AGAIN FAGGOT.
>>560595738https://youtube.com/@swolebenji?si=DrGv_E6sUWeUSFAXBenji is pretty god tier, naturally good at the game without nolifing it and really goes into detail with his builds. Funny commentary too.
>>560595837You need to attack the Victor player's mentalCall him gay and start writing fanfiction about him and his lane mate mid match
>>560595692lil bro…
where is it
>>560595837Easily re-appliable resist shred, cc and heal reduction that duck his dispels>Healbane>Slowing Bullets>Toxic Bullets>the whole slew of resist shredding items that apply from gun/spirit damage>Silencer>Inhibitor>Crippling HeadshotSilence Wave and Curse also fuck him, but on a much shorter timescale
>>560595837unironically doorman, ult stop him from AoE lifesteal faggotry force him to use stamina and movement item to escape and cart can send him back to gulag
>>560595837according to the past threads you:Run awayBuy curseBuy healing debuffs you can reapply regularlyKill the demon baby in it's crib by bullying him out of whatever lane he's in if possible so his build takes longer to come onlineSilence him while his aura is up so he can't turn it off and starts actually killing himselfWin before the 30 minute markPray
>>560595359Your pretty spot on. Archon/Oracle meant something a year ago before the rank changes bumped every shitter up three ranks up.
>>560595820Unironically this convinced me more that Vyper is bi than the line with paige ever did.I walk back everything I said. Vyper is def bi, and the 'gayest' char in deadlock being a bisexual trashy scum of the earth snake woman who is better off dead is amazing writing on valve's part.Bravo.
The game takes place in like 1940 or something, gays weren't invented yet so everyone is straight by default.
>>560596202holy truthnuke
>>560594774>>560595362it is clear that you are sevetely autistic and read the situation completely wrong due to obvious social ineptness, what is there to argue? it's like trying to explain the color blue to a tritanopian
>Scout managed to impregnate and have sex with multiple women >Billy is stuck with a crackwhore and is seething 24/7
>>560596093>Nerdy chick who loves literature (i.e the HORNIEST woman you will ever meet ever.) Yeah I wonder why she prefers men shirtless even if it's a distraction.I know this place isn't known for it's social awareness but come the fuck on. You should know the difference between Silver and Paige's personalities.
Does healing reduction stack?
>>560596008oh shit, benji makes deadlock content too? gonna check this out this guy is based
>>560596180Let's be real anon. Vyper would fuck anything with a pulse. Actually she'd probably fuck Victor, so corpses are probably fair game too.
>Jerma won't stream our game>Forsen is too retarded for deadlock >Tyler1 stuck in league
>>560584646I've never seen anyone other than that one profile talk about this game
>arguring about this fucking thing sexuality unironically seek help
i masturbated to victor again
>>560596718You got any good novel recs, Paige?
so does yamato throw knives out of her sword now or what? they kept the throwing knives weapon but she's holding a sword in her offhand now
>>560596673She looks like she fucks human men (unfortunately for them)
i won my first ranked game c:
>>560596673If listening to Vyper speak doesn't turn you on then you're a gay boy
>>560596437Its some diminishing shit but yes healing reduction can stack.The only thing that is 100% heal block is pocket right now.
its all so tiringnot only did he manage to int on one of the strongest characters in the game, he also complained in voice that people were being mean to him for inting instead of being patient
>>560596774Fucks is being generous. So is human men. More like she rides the formerly human stone pillars until she gets where she's going all while they have very little idea what's going on.
>>560596567>Vyper would fuck anything with a pulse.I think that is incorrect, vyper would probably not fuck someone boring to her.
>>560596768not really the website i used to read korean light novels got hit with a DMCA and at this point i like gore so much i just write/imagine my own scenarios
When are they adding a vore hero?
>person in the 1950s>gay/bi/translmao white/latino people are fucking retarded
>>560596008love this guy
>>560596424silver is blunt, you really think she's the kind of woman to blush and act like a tsundere schoolgirl? she's a drunk deadbeat come on bruhski stop the cope
Every time there's a melty on VC it's a wraith or the currently op valve black woman of unoriginality/nigger. These meta slave skill-less faggots have gargantuan ego's.
>>560596932She strikes me as sort of awful combination of "any port in a storm" and "in the dark all cats are gray". I mean she's willing to fuck Billy. And has in the past. If a goat head isn't a turn off then nothing is.
I kinda hate how shrine can't defend itself, there is always one shitter sneak through and getting free hit on it
>Poorfag alcoholic werewolf who smells like shit and refuses to do laundry >Rich hardworking stacy vampire who has goals and ambitions >Anons prefer the former
>>560597001>person in the 1950sAll the gay men are hyper masculine and only be gay in private communities if we are going backwards like that.
>>560597001yeah man, nobody was gay or bisexual in the 1950s. nobody.
>>560595557Would you rather have suffered for twenty more minutes before the inevitable?
Just a friendly reminder that ranks don't mean anything until the game comes out.
>>560597105Totally forgot to mention her Billy zipline dialog where win or lose she's fucking him behind a dumpster.
>>560596718BASED paige
Damn timmies really just be spending they whole day arguing about fictional sexualities?
>>560597134>goals and ambitionsYou're a woman
>>560597134Yes.
>>560597105she is simple, straightforward and driven by desire, billy isn't boring even though he is low status, weird and degrading.
we dont talk about games in /vg/ we talk about sexuality and lgbt slop
>>560597134i like when they have sex with each other
>>560597134Mina is psychotic and wants to become blood queen of New YorkSilver just wants to not be poor
>>560597134Werewolf is honest and upfront and loveable despite her many flawsVampire is deceptive and cruel and hateable because of her many flawsWerewolf also has much prettier hair and doubtlessly a fuller bush too
>>560597001you know cock suckers existed before the rainbow flag, right
Spirit or gun build for Graves?
>>560597231We aren't arguing about your sexuality.
>>560597134Why would you ever want to be with a ventrue fledgeling who's a desperate wannabe?
>>560597001>race obsessed nigger>is retarded
>>560594529you are most definitely a virgin (incel)>>560594532You clearly have never interacted with these girls in your life
>>560597454>SpiritFor what purpose
>>560597454Max cooldown reduction zombie push spam build
>>560597463lmao got xis ass
>>560597323I refuse to talk about the game or my gameplay because I'm hardstuck arcanist 80 hours in
>>560597454gun, she doesn't need or use any spirit items beyond boundless spirit.
>wake up>no patch
>>560597498>>560597135>>560597142>>560597431>Yeah bro a very very small part of the population were gay in the 1950s that means EVERYONE in deadlock is gay and queer!Guys, queers are still a huge minority even in the queerest parts of the US today. Big blackpill for you /lgbt/ folks I know.
when are they adding a hot quadruped animal hero? preferably a sexy dog or perhaps big cat?
>>560597001Good bait.
>>560597857wormers aint gonna like this one chief
>wake up>it's another day of calico/wraith/seven/ivy in every match
why are half the tanktard heroes skinny
>>560597870You already have a gigantic werewolf wife, anything more than that and it gets weird
>>560597231>Just finding out about the people who dont even play but just tumbler post all day Where were you the last three threads when these fags were discussing fanfics? These people should move to /trash/
>>560597952Ivy might be the most annoying out of the bunch, complete map control on an 80 second CD with CC out the ass, permabuffs that let her splitpush and have a good gun without much investment, i-frames, and god tier farming. It's fucking nauseating to play against
How would YOU fix these heroes
>>560598086I WANT MORE
Reminder that Yoshi is a rivalsfag expect a Totally not Spider-Man hero in the future
>>560598149>Where were you the last three threads when these fags were discussing fanfics?Fuck off I got to Phantom so I'm allowed to talk about fanfic if I wantI won't hear anyone telling me not to unless they're an eternoid, and then I'll just call them a faggot anyway so I'll still win
>>560598234b-but people told me bebop was op and that having a infinite scaling bomb, hyperbeam, and hook on a single char was broken??????
>>560598234Nerf all the spirit nuker niggers
>>560598270This poster should be kept away from dogs and pets in general.
do you guys like my roster :)
>>560598324It wasThen he got nerfedAre you retarded
>>560598234>MirageReinstate old tornado>BebopLet him rot>RemNerf him further>ShivIncrease Slice'n'Dice damage>TalonDelete from the game>HollidayLasso t5 becomes chain to another target, like Batrider aghs>MinaBuff the damage of things that aren't Love Bites
>>560598296Your okay I guess. The other three write fags post too often in order to be any good at this game.
>>560597001white people invented homosexuality in rome 2100 years ago because they're faggots
>>560598605>v*ctor
>>5605982344/6 of these are simply high skill heroes whose wr is being brought down by newbs
>>560598715he's fun to play though! i never get him because i have him on low prio though
>>560598535too late I have a dogwife
>>560598741but there's 7 of them
>>560598234>GTmake him a cute loli instead of a lesbian grandpa, his pickrate will skyrocket and no one will care about the winrate anymore
>never get priority hero
>>560598605>vindicta banunfathomably based
>>560597134/dlg/ likes vyper and silver because they both remind them of themselves, stinky losers who haven't showed in weeks and are pathetic disappointments to everyone around them
>Had a game where majority of my team was saying nigger>They even went on to all agree "nigger" is only used for the most vilest of black people>But you could also act like a nigger and most people misuse the wordWhat a blessed game.
>calicco in the other teamLiterally instant loss. Good game you have there valvetrannies
>>560598234>Skill filter charactersThe only one there that needs fixed is mirage because he lost any purpose he had to the other m1 characters after his changes.
>>560599054wow that's so FREAKING epic and redpilled, thank you for sharing
>>560597323I'll talk about the game when they fix this broken gay patch>>560597454spirit for split pushing and army of the dead builds, core items there are heroic aura and refreshergun if you want to have a miserable time, point plank leech and ricochet are core there
dlg demographics?
>>560598870stop prioritizing s tier heroes then
>>560599169I like the patch, because I play for fun
>>56059916990% shitters, 9% oracles, 1% normal people
>>560599078>pick rem>if there's a calico on the other team go out of my way to warcrime her all game>slowing hex, silence wave, solo ults, curse eventually
>>560599125I know right? No other multiplayer game has a playerbase this based.
Graves stinks
I haven’t played drifter since the march patch, I also haven’t seen a fed one since.
>>560584446communicating someone is one hit away from death
>>560599054i didn't pull you with rescue beam when you were complaining about it
>HES ONE HES ONE!!!!!>fucking 50% hp
So there's gonna be zero updates in April right?
>>560598149Tumblr posters unironically have bigger ranks than most of the posts itt.I can tell because most of the posts in these threads are>Whining about needing to buy counter items.>Think Wraith/Calico/Ivy/Etc... are balanced because of the existence of counter items.>Think a character needs to be OP/good to be unfun to play against>Whining about Bebop/Victor>Think Shiv is Bad>"High winrate = not balanced, Low winrate = balanced, pickrate be damned." philosophy.>Generally rem/ivy/silver/m1 carry players
>>560590148Doorman is the "not a mortal" kind of aceViscous is probably the "I literally reproduce asexually' kind of ace
>>560599445For nuke characters that is 1hp lul
>>560598234>Miragethis dudes kit makes no sense
I love when I'm shooting someone and they randomly parry even though I had zero intention of punching
>>560599506We're getting a patch soonish, this weak at the minimum apparently according to minesweeper (very reliable leaker) but dunno about April.
>>560598149better to talk about fanfics than to say shit like>paige is a lane janny
>>560599608I parry when I know I'm dead because on the offchance they throw in a light melee and hit it.I've gotten so many 5% hp reversal kills off of this.
>>560599624Valve still fucks off to Hawaii for the entirety of April no?
>>560578047>last patchDo you mean the patch where he lost spirit scaling on his ult?
The flask warden build is ridiculous
>Mirage finally gets his kit reworked>The monkey paw curls
>>560599608this happened to me earlier in a street brawl game, i picked one of the melee items to buff my wolf form and some tryhard ivy thought i was gonna melee them in wolf form and i just M1ed them to death. hilarious stuff
Feels like it's impossible to 1v6 hard carry with Vindicta even when you get 100+ stacks, she is like a combination of carry/assasin/support all in one and you kind of need your team to pull their weight.
>>560599532Shit. You might be right. alright you write fags are are good for the time being I wanted to be a hater but I can't really refute this.
>>560599967I want you to keep in mind mirage isn't even bad right now, he just fell behind all the other characters m1ggers like to play because his damage has to be completed instead of dumped in.
>>560599532Trvke
>>560600138>I just need a pile of items and to shoot you for 10 seconds straight and for you to not buy dispel magicTHEN YOU'RE FUCKED KID
>>560599532i picked up the game about a week ago...
Only good mirage is sandstorm echo shard
>>560598605>spirit niggerYou are a faggot
>getting killed by doorman>hear this voicelineI thought the idea that doorman was a patron was only speculation due to his ult pose
>>560599532>Tumblr posters posting all day>But also most of the people posting itt complaining are shitters because they whine about dumb shit>"B-b-b-but they're not avatarfagging when they do it so surely they're different!"Just kill yourself honestly
>>560598234fix what? they're all fine>remnah he's too boring and perma farming is fucking gay, I'm nerfing his helpers also his split pushing faggotry is getting nerfed
>>560600406m1gger seethe...?
>>560599285Where is the fun in everyone farming all game and games lasting way longer then needed?
>always get priority hero
Anons, can you guess which team won?
>>560600674Team with Kelvin
>>560598605
What am I doing wrong? the moment I get into archon I get the worst teammates and just go back to this shit rank I even got positive winrate but no climb rank?? Why
>>560600743why is every single character down arrowed
>>560600674jeanne alter CLEARS the other team
>start match>game has been paused
>>560600839Unfortunately it's just apollo crossdressing as Jeanne, he couldn't even confirm orbs in lane properly and it was really hard, did not even buy any sustain either.
normal
>>560600827I don't know I had haze with 2 up arrows before now its all down arrow.
>>560600674On a side note, I give up on trying to make silver work. It's just pathetically trying to hit a wall of giganiggers every math.
>>560600432He's pretty blatent about it.>I'm sure the Patrons won't mind if I put my thumb to the scales a little...>I can bend reality to my willetcHim being in the ritual is either a shitpost for fun, or he wants a given side to win but is only able to subtly intervene for some reason.
>>560600994>I don't know I had haze with 2 up arrows before now its all down arrow.who do you think is better at climbing in modern day matchmaking that requires you to play 1 gorillion games.>Guy who takes lots of risks and ends up sometimes performing great, sometimes really bador>Guy who just consistently performs good enough to get the job done.
>>560600432>>560601096Also doorman has casual history with the other two patrons.They greet him (or used to until they changed it so they're speaking through a puppet/third person lines) like a fellow god/diety/whatever.
>MoKrill + McGinnis laneI'm tired boss...
people who underestimate the urn and don't contest it deserve to get their hands chopped
>>560601167pretty sure the archmother's minion tells him that she can't wait for their reunion.
deadlock confirmed
>>560595557Why does that Calico look even stupider than usual
>>560599713Paige is not a lane janny, she's my cute little immobilize-bot >t. haze
Will we ever be free of the immovable infinite healing vs unstoppable infinite damage spirit nuke meta?
>yoshi>tankbuster
I feel like I'm the only person who buy vortex web
>>560601190what if I know my dumbass team is gonna lose the fight
>>560601525I only buy it if I'm playing Ivy/Doorman/Billy
Was just checking the valve woman of unoriginality skills and noticed this, why? Isn't this hero absurdly stacked as it is?
>>560601513oh also i forgot commends existing as well
>>560599532Only because they've been playing the game since it came out. Now have Yoshi reset the ranks and watch as they all get stuck in ritualist.
>silver in my game gets 4 kill streak>that growl sound
>>560601701Yes they took an already good hero and exclusively buffed her and removed all the jank in her kit.
>>560601701Wow that's fucking retarded.More reasons to hate Yoshi the fucking nigger lover
My boyfriend likes to beat me whenever I go negative in game :3
I HATE MOVEMENT TECH ITS TOO HARD
>>560601701landing all of the gloom bombs onto someone isn't very easy brother, they come out like a literal slow and chunky ejaculation
>>560600674The team with Silver!
>>560601261What?
>>560601508Not until you buy silencer and/or healbane as appropriate
>>560601928That's a very funny lie good sir, I'm sure it's very hard to press 1 right after 2, heh.
>>560601906Stop trying to cornerboost without setups, there's only like a dozen people in the world that go for those in real games
>>560580117The latter. Go goon to silfer if you want a tranny icon.
>>560601939i can't like silver because she seems the type of woman who would hook up with any type of race at the bar
Its cool that the only counterplay to vindicta is a 6400 item that like 4 characters actually want to buy
>>560580020Aim slop is the antithesis of novel skill.
>>560602181Very indian post
>try to chase someone>they break my ankles with some crazy movement tech and get awayDo I just give up on this game if Im a movelet? You just cant outmacro an enemy team with better movement than you.
>>560601876Happy for you or sorry that happened.
>>560597001preach KANG.
>>560601261Fuck I'm having a stroke help
Witchmail Silver.
>get a useless holliday on team>do 10k damage in 50 minutes>rage>add them after game>look through steam account>full name and linked website>see theyre doing 10x better in their life than me>
>>560602181Very aryan post>>560602379IndiaGODS own deadlock
2maxxing yamato is pretty fucking good or at least very funny. mina and doorman and celeste can't get away from unlimited grappling hooks and her new +30% melee damage from landing 3 syncs up really well with its new melee damage/being immune to parry while in ultit also always really bugged the shit out of me it was flying strike when her other moves are "slash" and she's clearly swiping with her sword so gj finally fixing that after 2years yoshi
>lost a game by literally a hair>check stats>our dynamo never bought refresher
>>560601768>removed all the jank in her kit.Her 2 still sucks. I mean it works more often than not now but multiple times every match I have a situation where I leap clearly into an enemy and it doesn't connect. I've even had situations where the enemy was right next to me when the leap ended and took no damage. It pisses me off because before when I missed it was on me, now when I miss it feels that the game is trying to fuck me.
>>560602575Tried it, her skills just aren't strong enough to make a 4 second reduction useful. Besides, you still have the fundamental problem of being a melee creep.
>>560602737shut up nigga*buys boundless spirit and mystic reverb for stomp*
>>560602825AwAlright, well then, what about Scourge Silver
>Bored of playing Deadlock>but not bored of DeadlockNow what
>>560602737>50 minutes into the game with a big soul lead>We have abrams and victor this should be easy>They both keep exploding instantly>lose>check post game items>0 spirit res vs a full spirit burst team
>>560602950drink
>>560602950This happens when you have no good games to play so you end up being stock holmed.
>>560602181>i can't like silver because she seems the type of woman who would hook up with any type of race at the barYour right. She loves BBC.
>>560602913You could maybe do it on a meme spirit silver build with torment pulse, silence wave, spirit snatch etc... But again, Silver's problem isn't actually damage, by the time you get to late game your biggest concern is just not exploding.
>>560603095No>>560603117I logged on, got 3 unwinnable matches in a row where someone in a different lane died multiple times before laning ended. Nearly carried the last one too but the Venatornigger just had to die 18 times. Feels like shit
>>560602404same, i just stop chasing, shit like kelvin is especially annoying because anvil does jackshit
i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem i hate rem
>when the victor hits 33.6k souls
>boot up into game>lane partners with a seven>he heavy melees the mo and gets parried, dies>he does it again, dies>he does it AGAIN I just fucking abandoned I actually was just completely fucking done. I don't even care. I'll eat the queue ban and do something else other than play this fucking shit game
>>560603379It's actually around 23k now, he's just that braindead proof.
>>560603445Don't worry, you'll get these people every rank except nigternus. Many in phantom+ can't even confrim last hits or hit creeps properly.
>>560596673To be fair, when it comes to Lash she's a certified freak
when doorman ult why does he have to do a swastika with his 2 hands?
>>560601143I mean I am a haze main and have a positive win rate with her. Yesterday I dropped a bomb with 28-3 kda where it was just me and victor fighting eachother. But I don't get what you are trying to say here with your rhetorical questions
>>560598234scarabs are base 4 charges againdjinn's mark shows the multiplication amount instead of number of stacks againteleport is reverted except for the teleport anywhere part
Hollidaaaaay, word on da street is dat Da Troubadour can only be killed by women taller than 5'6"... heh heh heh. Guess you shoulda ate more vegetables, huh, sheriff? Betta give up da chase...
>>560603571Normally I can handle having a lane partner who feeds constantly but right now I dunno Maybe I'm just fucking tired of this patch
Hotel Guest stun seems so fucking useless since you're going to want to cart stun them right out of the baroness anyways.I guess it's a good fallback if carts on cooldown for some reason but it really is niche as fuck.Maybe if you internally memorize the countdown for doorman's hotel guest and can tell if they failed to check out you can get away with hotel guest stun 1.5 into cart stun for maximum stunnage
>>5605921712 people, in one bodyand they're both straight
>>560603802boohoo nigga my lobster too buttery I already get unstoppable and my cooldown reduced to 13 seconds fuck you you're allowed to have a lackluster part of that faggot upgrade
How does calico only have a 52% winrate? Is she played by a lot of retards?
>>560603802>sneedman player only thinking about his gay nigger comboswhat if i told you that you could use your ult to lockdown their carry in the middle of a fight so your team has an advantage instead of scheming on the best way to steal kills and stat pad with it?
>>560603956Are you retarded
>>560603941Yes>Metaslaves try playing super OP free win character>They don't do well because they don't know how to play her
>>560603941she's not as training wheels instant win easy as you think, you still have to aim bombs and if you're retarded you can miss the rest of your shitit's a lot of retards jumping on her because she's busted but having no idea how to play her
>>560603758I read this in his voice
>rem invading our jungle>easily kill him as he has no one to tag along to
>>560603941her play rate more than doubled since last patch so yeah she got a lot of metaslaves jumping ship dragging the stats down. we'll probably get an accurate state of her wr in a week or two from now assuming she's not nerfed again by then.
Doorman bell is such horseshit, the AoE is so fucking big and it can be insta detonate mid air
>>560604184>rem invading our jungle>he gets away with it because i can't aim
>>560599536Viscous is a sea anemone. Reproduction for them is...surprisingly complicated.
>rank up to oracle>match quality instantly dropsIt's like I'm back in initiate with people ignoring the map, callouts, announceer, and just rushing into the enemy tower or running aimlessly around the maphow does this game fucking workwhat the fuck is wrong with these people
>>560603802Levelling ult as anything but last is quite literally a massive trap. it's worthless for anything but the meme value and even then you just lose so much potential because all your other skills also need their t5 to be good and they offer much more value than the ult.
>>560604356You T5 ult even after bell? I havent played around with T5 bell much
>>560604461you can stack 2 bell on top of the hotel exit with T5 any greenless fag will die instantly
>>560603445You should have oonga with your boonga, ape together strong.
>>560599536viscous is probably a whole colony of plankton and sentient seaweed, he-*cough* IT is not even a single person
>>560576409>Ive got news for you. Thats makes you based
>>560604184>>560604282>rem doing anything>use slowing hex on him after doing some initial damage he thinks he can get away with taking because a teammate or minion is nearby>watch him start to panic because his get out of jail free card got disabled
>>560604461You don't max bell first? It's his best ability
>>560604547mmm yeah I heard about that usage...I'll give it a try since I've been putting it off because I dont have much faith in bell damage past lane.>>560604839I go cart max and doorBell gets to T2 for impact+blow up
there's nothing more satisfying than just completely buttfucking someone 1v1 as drifter. it never gets old how fast they die.
>retard picks gun ivy>doesn't buy any actives or healing>"well, didn't work out guys, they're cracked"get the fuck off my character you troglodyte
>>560577872Its true. Hoping in like a complete beast only to have noting to do afterwards feels terrible. For every Lash game ive had a legitimate blast theres at least as many that were the least fun games.ive ever played.
>>560604701Viscous is a psychic sea anemone. He/she/it isn't even in the suit. Cnidarian reproduction in general gets weird so Viscous is either male, female, a hermaphrodite, both, reproduces asexually by budding, or all of the above.
I always do the lowest damage on my team as doorman. How do I fix this? I hit my bells and my carts but still I have low damage. I even sometimes kidnap people to a walker and get them killed.
Its amazing how terrible these "people" are. Ever since the patch dropped my team has gotten worse and worse
>>560604829me in the back
Come and chase the dream with me, shiv
>>560604995Spirit burn + rapid recharge
>>560590148Venator literally wants Sodomites.to burn and will be enjoying much wifewolf pussy after the ritual
>>560604995Are you building big damage items or leaning more towards utility.
>>560605061when did mr.clean join the yakuza?
I think street brawl might be the worst gamemode I've ever played in my life. The meta is punishing and the matchmaking is somehow worse than standards. I am so fucking over this game.
>>560605176at least marvel quick match pops queue in 1-2 seconds. this brool shit takes 3+ minutes and still gives you horrible teams
how the fuck do i play pocket
>cracks your fucking skull wide open during facesitting>teehee whoops!
Should I drink and play some deadlock tonight? Don't got work tomorrow.
>>560605268you pick yamato and they/them
>rebuttal vs viscous & billy in lane
>>560605278Why would you get facesat by a gargoyleShe doesnt even have a vagina or bunghole
>>560605268Generally you don't
>>560605338she's rock hard for you
>>560605268press all your buttons to do a gorillion damage in lanelose the game anyway
>>560605268>Majestic leap into enemy team>Faceroll over keyboard>suitcase>teleport ou->They have slowing hex>DieNow you know
I feel nothing for Ivy, sexually or otherwise.
>>560605520you are probably female
*ruins you're game*
>buy crippling headshot because /dlg/ says i can rape victor with it>in reality victor is jumping all over the place, literally from side to side and behind me and i can't hit a single headshot >die
is Sinclair fun, or is Vexing Bolt (1) too janky?
>>560605729>nukes for 1k spirit from the other end of the map without the owl>somehow has 20 deathsm1 brainrot
>>560605841just rush cooldown reduction and spam ults on a disgustingly low cooldown
>>560604461as >>560604547 said it helps you set that up, i still level it third but yeah after they reverted the bell buff it's sadly not as good but still more useful than dunking 7 points into something that ends up being useless if they don't fuck up the parkour.I'm still assmad that the NIGGER yoshi reverted the bell buff but not the cart nerf that was there to balance for the extra bell dmg that got reverted anyway so now doorman is worse than before outside of being able to cart people into spawn from a wider area.
>>560605841vexing bolt is a crutch, you go bunny hex and melee/gun if silver is in the game
>>560604995Doorman is burst damage/assassin, you wouldn't earn a lot of total damage deal in post game stat unless you constantly throwing bell at teamfight
>>560605841Half of the time the bolt just go to the place I didn't even aiming at
>>560605257Hell most of the time my matches are so fucking lopsided NO ONE ON MY TEAM CAN KILL ANYBODY ON THE ENEMY TEAM WHILE THEY FUCKING WIPE US IN UNDER TEN SECONDS.
>>560604995if you're not going cart max>door max>bell max and you're one of those people that goes door max first then you're not gonna do shit. it's a meme build for le epic walker door abduction which wont work against non retards and you won't be able to kill people or roam efficiently because you lack the cart stun.
>>560606060nice digits esl-kun
>>560606086>Vindicturd>Silver>YamatoMany such case
>>560606169What I get for listening to retards in this community and choose random
>>560606086let me guess>Yamato missed every skill>Lash didn't ult until you were dead or at all
>>560606257I was lash and didn't know how to actually play her and yes yamato missed everything while silver was doing what I was doing and moustache just ran away most of the time
>>560600743thats a winrate just barely above 50%. try 60% next time>worst teammatesthe only constant in your matches is you. if you actually were better than your rank youd statistically win more matches than lose
>>560600743bottom 3 of every rank is populated by blithering retards, you have to get lucky>>560600827it means your character mmr is less than rank average
>>560597134No I prefer Mina
why do some warden builds buy merc mag early when the damage bonus is so low
holliday one trick thinking about branching out just in case she gets a wraith-tier glow up and I have to fight metaslaves for my character.who's a good hybrid damage character that also clears waves well in case I have to lane janny?
>>560606540retardation
>>560606576Geist
>>560606576Doorman
>>560606576Literally anyone with AoE stock ability is lane janny
>>560606576Seven
>>560605886yeah but what about when your ult is on cd?>>560605937you sound like an idiot.>>560606060didn't they add some kind of hero attraction to the cast? it's still impossible to land? how are you setting it up, first cast, into the skybox, up like a jump, or just straight forward?
>>560606373They couldn't do enough damage to beat a mcginnis and kelvin into submission if they tried brother.
>>560606712>you sound like an idiotI give him reasonable advice, and this faggot starts namecallinggo suck yourself
Do you guys ever have a match where your team's macro is so fucking bad that the enemy team outnumbers you everywhere simultaneously?
>>560606807yeah playing against a good Ivy or Mirage or Rem is brutal.
>>560605729Man that guy is shit, even without scaling every talon I've played with just gets scroll and their tactical nuke stuns half the screen so the carries can finish them off.
You account should be banned and hang you by a tree if this is your damage after 38 minutes in a match.
>>560606807every third game, but then I'm not in phantom
>>560606801>minatranny
>>560606712shoot up or around the corner, sometimes it just went to where I didn't aim at all
>>560606381Even so above 50% means climbing and I am not climbing. My Haze WR has 58%>>560606464So its another episode of the mmr moba bullshit where you can't win because your team rng
>>560606876every graves player is mentally retarded. that is why they need an auto-aim char
I wish dlg had cute girls drawing fanart instead we have Slavs asking for advice on how to play zero IQ requirement autopilot heroes
>>560606914>plays sinclair, a literal fruity tranny>calls the mina player a trannyyou can't get more ynbaw than this
>>560607004How about ugly troons arguing about which character has a bigger futacock
i'm a cute girl! celeste has the biggest futacock!
I just want 1 teamone fucking team that knows how to play the fucking game
>>560607004every poster here except for (you) is a cute girl althoughdoughloughbeight....
I am legally recognized as a girl in my state. I play Mina Ha.
>>560606989so she's not overpowered at all, autoaim is good and doesn't need any nerfs?wonderful
>>560606876This is literally me btwI am just too scared to engage people by myself because I know my teammates with 30 hour playtime not gonna back me upBut when they actually start a fight, I am on the opposite side of the map
>>560606581even the top builds will list merc mag before spellslinger
>>560607172Neither of those things are my problem. I don't care.
>>560607004If you want to post on a site with women fuck off to Tumblr. No guarantee they'll be cute though>Slavs asking for advice on how to play zero IQ requirement autopilot heroesBased off of how many Eternus 6 streamers are ziggers, that's ironically the ethnicity that needs the least advice on how to play this game
>>560607004>Chile asking for adviceftfy*
>>560607292>Entire nation of Chile wants to learn to climb in DeadlockImagine
>>560607337>Deadlock releases>Valve big tournament occurs>Grand finals is chile vs russia
If you are running reddit mods like lebron abrahams you are terminally low iq and also spiritually black
>>560607405>Slavs versus spics
>>560606613>>560606671I'll try these, probably Seven first because Geist has health management and I don't trust myself not to feed looking for the big suck.>>560606617doorman's gun and doors hurt my brain>>560606662fair, but I was mostly looking for high uptime aoes I could throw out and still have enough damage output to make a difference in a nearby fight
>>560607256>Based off of how many Eternus 6 streamers are ziggers, that's ironically the ethnicity that needs the least advice on how to play this gameWhy westoids are shit at MOBAs/shooters?
>>560607142nuh uh silver has the biggest cock
I HATE SILVER, I HATE SILVER, I HATE SILVERI HATE THAT STUPID BITCH AND HOW SHE ALWAYS SEEMS TO KILL ME EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>560607205How are you supposed to budget lane items? Like how many souls are you expected to have at the 8 minute mark?
>>560607493>Why westoids are shit at MOBAs/shooters?They give up easily and/or are only there for money.
unironically what are you supposed to do here?>graves vs apollo lane so she'll get close and he'll brust her>yamoto goes in and dies on cooldown>only walker we had was yellow because i defended itand the healbane did jackshit against the victor because his ult just revived him
>>560607632start playing cultists heroes and see how many items you can buy while still getting cultist at 8 minutes.
>>560606876Graves kind of is that bad.
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>>560607740you did no damage. why do so many people post their shitty stat lines here and think they're not part of the problem?
>wind (talon)>fire (infernus)>frost (kelvin)>earth (mo&krill)>wood (ivy)>electricity (seven)>warden probably counts for conjuring metal>death (geist)I think we're missing water and life for all primary elements
big news: it is possible that victor is trans because she may have a woman's brain in a man's body.
>>560607845>you did no damage.How do i do more damage with holiday? Should i buy different items?>why do so many people post their shitty stat lines here and think they're not part of the problem?Nigger I'm asking for feedback incase i could've played or carried better, and i don't have 11 deaths and 0 kills so excuse me for not running it down
>>560607932too based for valve, far too based
>>560607842kek
>>560606576To me, holiday and doorman feel similar >can use 1 as either bukes are temporary area denial>2 sets up mobility for you and your team>Can kidnap people
>>560607873>wood (ivy)She's made of stone and grows vines, what part of that is wooden?>>death (geist)The sinclairs victor and vindicta all fit death better imo
>>560607873could viscous count for water?
Its cool that you arent allowed to interact with vindicta until you and another teammate buy knockdown and use it in conjunction, and its cool how the first knockdown heals her too
>>560607949try hitting the opponents and their structures with your abilities and bullets.
>>560608075Lore-wise maybe, but in terms of gameplay he counts for green shit.
>>560607767What are cultists heroes?
>>560607873Grey talon is wind just becaud he jumps really high?
>>560607873>Infernous (fire)>ice (kelvin)>slime (viscous)Who's the candy elemental?
>>560608167Celeste has a lollipop on her head
>>560607558awooooo motherfucker
>>560607845I feel like this is the guy who posted his stats on venator and also did 0 damage lmao
>>560608094>entire ult to kill 1 (one) drifterIt's funny how undercooked Venator is compared to rest of new guys.
>>560608162he's kinda like windranger, runs fast and shoots green stuff
>>560576050knowing valve, they will be selling this as a skin
>>560608245>has egg>using ult which isn't maxed, this means his ult exist to execute>using this ult on someone with high hp
>>560608298>selling this as a skindota has a day/night cyclethey can add it here by default
>>560576050This should be in the base game, the eclipse should go from partial to full eclipse the more objectives die. By the time you're sieging or getting sieged at the Patron the skybox should have progressed from afternoon to midnight and all the lights are on
>>560608321Celeste would just kill both of them thougheverbeit.
>>560608019When you put it like that, I might reconsider avoiding doorman. Plus it might give me more agency in games where there is only one person (victor) fucking my team up. I'll wait for his buff popularity to wear off then I will try to learn him.
how the fuck do I play victor when he comes "online"? i feel like i melt away compared to any other late game carries.
>>560608408We can't have interesting lighting because it's not competetive. Enjoy everything being flat and as shadeless as possible.
There’s an unfortunate amount of heroes that are basically dead weight and have no bearing on the match. Sinclair, Yamato, Vindicta, Grey Talon, etc.
>>560608264Seems more spirit related considering the name of his 3 and his 4 being a spirit owl, as opposed to being wind powers.
>>560608507>SinclairLOLE>YamatoROFL>VindictaMaybe>GTXD
>>560608019Yeah except:>His gun doesn't need to headshot to do damage>His nuke does actual damage worth building for>He doesn't have a shitty passive and instead has another strong CC tool>His ult is better in almost every single way than Holliday'sThere's no reason to recommend Doorman to a Holliday player because someone playing Holliday is a masochist who wants to play a dogshit character.>>560608430This got posted while I was typing but funny to be proven right about you being a masochist by you thinking a character with a 48% WR might be a little too buffed for your tasteI'd recommend Mirage if you want to rip your cock off
>>560608245idk I really like playing him. not many heroes can drop somebody from full with just their ult.
>>560608507unironic skill issue.
>>560608245If ults with 210 second cooldowns that stop you from dying are some of the strongest in the game, it stands to reason an ult that virtually guarantees one kill are pretty good too.This game isn't Rivals where every ult needs to kill like 50 people because there's a 2 second respawn timer, a single pick at the right moment can easily win the game on its own.
>>560608556>>GT>XDMore likely than not you end up with a Talon doing the meme bird build, and not launching ults properly nor contributing to the game outside of itI had such a faggot go 8-1 but he would stay in base at all times and steal kills only instead of stunning them in a teamfight or firing his 1 from afar.
>>560608759>a single pick at the right moment can easily win the game on its ownAnd THEN there's the Doorman
>>560608558>thinking a character with a 48% WR might be a little too buffed for your tasteno no, you misunderstand. I just mean at my elo people are still picking doorman because he had changes recently so he'd be hard to play consistently. >someone playing Holliday is a masochist who wants to play a dogshit character.I just really like airstrafing and the revolver, holliday is the closest thing I can get to the mozambique in titanfall 2 in a game that's actually alive. I know the character is shit, I'm just holding out until the devs make her not a borderline griefer pick
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>match goes to 60 minutes>nighttime skybox lights up>it's weird shit like animated floating eyes and tentacles behind archmother and hellfire and melting faces behind hidden king>patron voices get unhinged, growling and distorted>troopers get twice as big and change into their monstrous forms>patrons use their arms to collapse space around the map so the base exits now warp you directly to where the first tower was
>>560608853>Stun people with bird>team yells at you for using your ult wrong
Look at the arse on that
When the enemy team plays Mo and Krill they're unkillable. When I play Mo and Krill they tear through my health like paper.
>>560608925>I just really like airstrafing and the revolverIdk about revolver, but gooboy has some fun movement tech with his punchesUnfortunate that they nerfed how often you could spam them the same time they made damage items actually work with it so now its a damage tool instead of a funny movement/CC one
>victor on team>become the ultimate lane jannie and run every urn to make him stronger while he goes and solos the entire baseit's that easy
I am here once again, asking why ivy's 1 has a 30 second cd.
>>560609207That's so her ult can have a 50 second cd.
>>560607632>How are you supposed to budget lane items?most builds usually pick one or two 800 items to help win lane, then try to hit a 4.8k investment spike, and buy optional items as needed>Like how many souls are you expected to have at the 8 minute mark?probably like 5-6k. depends on a lot of factorsyou might have less if you die and lose out on wave, you might have more if you get some kills, farm boxes/tier 1s between waves, or if one of your teammates leaves you to solo the lane while they gank
>>560607632>Like how many souls are you expected to have at the 8 minute mark?1k spm has been the standard since 2024, so 8k
>>560607632>how many souls1k per minute is a healthy curveLower and you're strugglingHigher and you're excelling
>>560609053viscous was actually what I played most when the previous six hero update dropped. I don't really have a reason for stopping other than I liked holliday more. I guess I will throw him back on the roster, too.
>>560609207nigga sybau your ult is now instant with no real cooldown and your vines now root and still has a lower cooldown than fucking mirage's shitty ass scarabs.
>>560609637You're absolutely right. They should undo all of that and give double tether back.
>>560609572>>5606095811k per minute is an average for an entire match, you're gonna have a hard time getting that many souls early on
>>560609637>fucking mirage's shitty ass scarabsfucking mirage's fucking shitty fucking ass fucking scarabs is fucking mirage's fucking problemit's a charged ability that has near 0 mileage from using charged items, might aswell just remove them
>>560609771>1k per minute is an average for an entire matchaverage per match should be ahead of the timer by 500 soulsno one is 30k at 30 minutes
>>560609771>>560610062>you're gonna have a hard time getting that many souls early onNot really, souls per minute usually skyrockets when boxes and creeps start trickling in which is 6 minutes before the 8 minute markIt's definitely not easy to have 8k at 8 minutes but perfectly doable especially on a lane that's going well
>Game runs okay normally>Only when in roaster select and looking for match does it spike up my cpu usageLegitimately how does this happen? It's it trying to load every character at once?
>>560610337>>560610337
>>560610342Put game in fullscreen
Graves is just girl Pugna, with a dash of Undying.And that's great.
>>560576340He looks so cute I want to make him feel safe
>>560583792strong as ever, takes getting use to though.
>>560602586You'd have to be pretty secure in life to feel confident queuing up Holliday
