Previous: >>560559129>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Narita Top Road (Speed), SR Admire Vega (Guts), SR Mejiro Ryan (Stamina), SR Bakushin (Power)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scouthttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Loves Only You (3* alt), SSR Marche LorraineNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
It's time for a Mayano-focused anime!
>>560574373>>560574332>>560574215>>560574332>>560575358NOOFFICIAL UMAMUSUME LOLI TIER LIST>GOD SEXUAL IMPREGNATION TIERMAYANO TOP GUNHARU URARARICE SHOWERZENNO ROB ROYSWEEP TOSHOAGNES DIGITALNISHINO FLOWERSTAY GOLDDREAM JOURNEYMAHNATTAN CAFENO HOMOSEXUAL TALK ON THIS THREADI CLAIM THIS THREAD FOR THE LOLICHADS
No transphobia allowed past this post
Gold City feet in my mouth
Sirius Symboli slapped my ass and called me a fuckable piece of meat, what do?
I love trans rights
>>560576182thanks
>>560576584all trannies should be summarily executed. I say this as someone who personally knows 3, including my former best friend.
>>560576594Something about the stars and bars gets me diamonds.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>barely 00:58 EU>already peak retard hourman...
MANT has made everyone lose their minds
I keep forgetting to use the fucking hammers
>>560576679Shut up fag
Stop shitposting and go play MANTblazer
>>560576679So this is what torenas mean by "boy umas"
>>560576660You're a piece of shit if you abandon your best friend over something as minor as transitioning.
>>560576710
>>560576789yada
>>560576812WHERE ARE THE KOIKATSU SCENES
>>560576518>ZENNO ROB ROY>DREAM JOURNEYWords cannot describe how much I need to impregnate them both
>>560576679
yankomanko
Which umas would be trans allies
>>560576820WAITCLEATS DONT WORK ON STARBLAZE CLIMAX?
>>560576838
How do you farm groundwork for Mant, waste two spaces with smart falcon and air groove/bakushin or hope to get it from legacy?
>>560576960You need to use it DURING the race turn instead of the turn before
>>560576993run vbourbon
>>560576971WHY SHE HAS A FAT ASS
Finally luckshitted an SS
>>560576993just use falco and save yourself the hassle
bottom heavy umas?
>>560576960worse, there is a high chance the shop also have hammer, so just use it all
>>560577098Built for stallion's pleasure.
>have to go back to hunting spurts in parents instead of just taking the sweepy agemasen
>>560576993MLB Falco has 10RB
are these additional scamchas since you can already get the straight selectors?
test
>>560577171m-me?
What would digitan think of trans people
>>560576960The image is referring to what you just forgot to do. ESL meme pls andastd
I don't know what spurts means
What statline does an SS have?
>>560577254>Sorry I have a girlfriend, I'll let you two meet one of these days.How fucked would you realistically be
Potential? UNLOCKED
>>560577216Yes
>>560577334>>560577334
>>560577416Of course you have a girlfriendIts your trainee
>>560577416that's where the NTR episode starts, and yes, she will grab your phone and call your girlfriend while you're deep inside her umanko
>>560577216the paid selector comes with carats, they want you to use them immediately obviously
>Fine motion's chain doesn't finish>Windy's chain doesn't finish>Kita's chain doesn't even start>Creek's barely finishes senior yearHow is there time for all those SoL events yet no time for those ever crucial event chains???? Really sapping my motivation to play when the cards I spent months saving for don't even accomplish their roles.
>>560577153
How tight is uma pussy
>>560577361
>>560577416You're asking for it
Is Creek a good cook?
>>560576905b-but "boy stego"
>>560574734The only one that makes sense is the 1994 edition
>>560577657post deckpost parents
>>560577549Shinko activates my primal urge to nakadashi
>>560577657Whale
White is Right
>>560577670she's a good pair of tits
>>560577657is nimble nav good on fronts?
>>560577851change her dress to red and we might be cooking
Who is the designated anal uma?
>>560577851delete this
>>560577851ugly
The more I improve the more it slips away. I don
>>560577927Nta but should be good if you get brocked, that kitasan is obviously a filthy fucking whale though so its unattainable natty anyway.
>>560577939king analo
THE DISTRIBUTION IS FUCKING NUTS ON AO3PLEASE I BEG YOUMAKE SOMETHING THAT ISN'T FUCKING YURI :((((Unrelatedly, I'm thinking about making a fanfic. It's umas -> our world. Should I also send them back in time too, or should it take place in current times?
this or victoria mile, i have a 40% megaphone
>pink front>but groundwork 8Coal or good?
>>560577851Finally... usable Hishiama. Much better.
>>560578071Are you a womanWhy are you reading fanfiction
>>560577939
Do i race g2s or g3s with rivals?
>>560577939smart falcon cannot give up her virginity until she retires from being an umadol so she exclusively has anal sex with toreina as a workaround
>Train a bunch of S+ Kitasans>They keep losing to my Sagittarius TachyonI LOVE MANT
>>560578071Tits or gtfo
>>560578170rivals for skills
>>560578071>fanficH A N S H I NANSHIN
>>560577415Best rival
>>560578170Rivals. The non-G1s epithets don't give you much compared to rival races.
>>560578151nta but non-uma stuff can be good, sometimes
do I umatix doto, biwa or mummy creek
Shortstack umas are the best
>>560578087if you are doing the oaks triple crown race, if you arent take this
>>560578294use the paid banner first unless you're only missing three in which case die
Any umas that would rim your butt
OGURI AS IN CRAPSTOP LOSING ARIMA
It took me way too long to figure out that if you don't think you're going to win a race just train, particularly in junior year. Those few extra speed trainings early on will snowball so you can win races later. Triply so if you don't have mile A.
>>560578342Paizuri One...
>>560578156>brown>white child
>>560578397nyes
>>560578071Write your fanfic, anon. I have no desire to write Uma fanfic, but fanfic is fun to write
>>560578397air groove but you have to kneel and ask nicely
Man this community has collapsed HARD after the initial Trackblazer honeymoon. There's really so little to talk about in this very complicated game mode, after just a few days? We really need to say a lot of retarded edgy fluff about rape and pedolust and trans rights like the twelve-year-olds we aren't, just to fill the void?
>>560578156BLEACHED
>>560578541grim
>>560578365I'm missing a ton but I know the paid banner is just going to give me a special week dupe...
I CAN'T PUMP WIT
Whats the difference between uma ult levels?Like, obviously a lvl 5 ult is stronger than lvl 4 but is it big?
Mayano sex
>>560578397
>>560578397https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1773072941776.jpg
>>560578682If it helps there’s a “step up” banner in year 2 that’s entirely paid carats so you could save. Or use them for daily pulls
>>560578156I do commend this guy's dedication when so many artists are now doing Kris S x Cesario because of Epiphaneia being announced (or Kris S x Admire Groove if they wanna be spicy).
do the paid selectors go away after anniversary
this looks like a chicken drumstick
>>560578873nyes
>>560578781cow outfit is always sexy
>>560578781Dantsu Flame would do anything you ask because she's too nice to say no.
How do I get to run the Sprint version of the Twinkle Star Climax? Just did my first mant Akebono run and all 3 of her races at the end were miles. Do I need to use Bakushin?
>>560577657Do you just buy ALL the guts scrolls to achieve this? I have an above average deck and I'm always 100 points off to SS at most
>>560578541>pull up a race rotation from game8>throw in whatever cards you have that will get you to RB50>pray to god you don't get raped by bad RNGit is a solved game mode. every career plays the same.there is no strategy, just bang your head against a wall until noomber go up. i've played walking simulators with more player agency than this garbage.
>>560577454i am 15 tenno sho flags away from unlocking the potential, fuck that race though
>>560578682If you don't pull, the chances of getting what you want are 0%.
too big
>>560578151 >>560578291I mean, I can show you tits but it'd be false advertising. I'm a man.I just like reading and I play the game. Overlap seems obvious :P>>560578523I most likely will, I just don't know what time period to put it in.>>560578251Argh, my Japanese is so shit.なんははんしんですか。
That's the longest scroll of a spark screen I have so far, too bad it's mostly race sparks
>>560579039You gotta get a few multi rainbows during summer with amplifiers. >Do you just buy ALL theYES. Buy absolutely every scroll + manual, notebooks if you're rich and there's nothing else. Those things easily add up to 150-200 stats per career.
>>560578986nyo...
>>560577723doesnt her mom try to set her up with her trainer at the end of her career?
Ranking uma pussy>Tightness1. Haru Urara2. Agnes Digital3. Special Week4. Vodka5. Smart Falcon>Warmth1. Mejiro Dober2. Curren Chan3. Smart Falcon4. Narita Taishin5. Air Groove>Wetness1. El Condor Pasa2. Mihono Bourbon3. Maruzensky4. Meisho Doto5. Matikanefukukitaru>Texture1. Eishin Flash 2. Kitasan Black3. Hishi Amazon4. Mejiro Ardan5. Fine MotionAny questions?
the most dangerous member of the victory club
>>560578071What character?
>>560579213ayo what do TS climax spark do
>>560578535>>560578397imagine
>>560579302stam + guts
post something cute
>>560577693herethis is what a midroll gets you anyway>>560579039i went all in on power sparks so i got a lot of guts just from stam training>>560577927it saves kita a lot, and even helped her win from 6th going into late-race
>>560579167too gay
>>560578108Good
>>560579339
that's not a horse
>>560579364me on top
>never lost to Kitasan>bigger tits than Kitasan>more autistic than Kitasan>more trainersexual than Kitasan
>>560578541>very complicated game modeeveryone is running the exact same deck and exact same race schedule...
>>560579357Her tits are big enough as is those are just too big
Which umas would do this
Imagine not even shitposting with the correct animal
>>560579347>no Fuku>my Shinko is at 1LB>my FM is 3LB>no Creek>my MARVELOUS is 3LBam I FUCKED
>>560579339Only if you post more cute luna-plushie images like you did yesterday.>>560579458Which are "those", the ones you posted?
>>560579314>aislop
>>560579245Even speed scrolls too? We always expect to cap it thru training
>>560578682the more you wait the less likely it is you get a dupe ;)
>>560579276Most likely OC, but maybe Winning Ticket or Mihono Bourbon if I'm not doing OC. Frankly the OC only exists as a cop-out because I don't trust myself to keep the characters in line with their canon personalities.
>>560579506>>560579167
I saw a comment saying that Buena Vista won 6 G1 yet people mostly remember her loss and it's lowkirk true
I can safely say that I figured it out and if you haven't yet, you are retarded.
>>560578724Artist?
Idk what's wrong with you guys I'm having fun with MANT...
>>560578397This post makes me miss the girl who took my virginity. I don't remember her name, only that she was 5'2, had a bright red hair, perky tits, wide hips, was a doctor and stuck her tongue deep inside my asshole while jerking me off. Oh god I miss her so much
>>560579520here's HD slop
>>560579560too gay
>>560579445>literal who
>>560579035Please help, I need the mission.Is it based off the majority type of races you ran over your whole career? I really hope not, 'cause there's only two G1 sprints.
>>560578071Isn't AO3 used only by women? There's a fuckton of wild tags on the site
>>560579634Looks like someone from GBF or Shadowverse
>>560579612>Don't remember her nameDid she literally make you cum your brains out or was she a hooker?
>>560578342Sniffing Inari One’s Twin Tails after a long summer, festival date
Is Rice Shower a hebe?
>>560579445Forgive me Kitasan...
>>560579634
>>560579612Why?
>>560579581Stable diffusion
>>560579658yeppers, it is. have fun getting a maximum S rank uma
>>560579624>bestiality Kill yourself
Not a lot of umas would engage in beast but I think digital could be convinced to try it
>>560578071>Goldship/mcqueenToxic ship
uhhhh umamusume?
>>560578851Will Kris ever be free from the Cygay cage, or is she their dedicated carpet muncher?
God I just wish MANT would have had an actual story. The music is incredible and emotional, and it would have been so much better if there was a real reason for this scenario. Unity Cup didn't have the greatest story, but the shift in the story music plus Riko being a more serious character made you want to beat her, and the theme for the Unity Cup Finals was a great fithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVCk_Xk3nh4Now imagine listening to the Twinkle Star Climax theme while having a real rival or villain to go up against https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXBu0So8luk
>>560579612how do you prepare yourself for it, and how does it feels?
>>560579506
>>560579663AO3 is like 4chan in that different parts of the site have vastly different gender distributions.
>>560579891That's the stuff!
>>560578397Rimming is hot but most of the art is drawn disgustingly.
bros I got Kitasan and I love her. She's so earnest and sweet.she fills my heart with energy. I want nothing but the best for her
I just went through some real bullshit in public lobbies
>>560579557>I don't trust myself to keep the characters in line with their canon personalities.good on you I guess>I just don't know what time period to put it in.Any time period after "modern" horse racing started being a thing (end of 18th start of 19th century) should work
>>560578342damn, that bumpkin is lewd
>>560580024falco SEX
THE FUCK
>>560580092>NHK mairu cappu
>>560579686I remember her cat name, it was a one night stand >>560579750It was the only time I got rimmed so when people talk about it I remember it>>560579885Like heaven, stick a razer up your ass and shave it well
>>560580227as in peak
>>560580186Post GODsan's skills
What's the point of rival races again, besides most of them being dog shit?
kita CUTE
>>560580285I never thought a women would actually like rimming a dude
>>560579885I need Tahbo sweaty sex
>>560580186f2ps are so fucked in CM11, you have no idea
It's pretty wild that this thread goes to shit as soon as SEA wakes up
>>560580310They give hints
>>560580425Ahh, thank you!
>>560580285>Like heaven, stick a razer up your ass and shave it wellWouldn't that sucks when it grows again but thicker? also did you use a mirror or just guided yourself by feel
>>560580186don't you rike this f2p friendly scenario?
When I was younger I used to cum buckets to beast stuff, I would always look for creampies and big ass women because nothing made me nut as hard as the beast cumming and then the whole thing pouring out of the woman. I haven't done it in a while but that brought back memoriesUma musume pretty derby.
>>560579663I genuinely don't know the reputation of AO3 beyond "heehoo horni" and the wild, practically unmoderated tags. I pretty much only went over there because I wasn't finding the shit I wanted on FF.net and the tags were very handy in finding what I wanted. >>560579787God damn it, now I have to think about that.>>560579829Yeah. Very.>>560580026I mean... classical horse racing would be fun to explore. Throw them against Eclipse, see how well Bakushin would fare :P
>>560580310Hints
>>560580308Fuuuuuuck>>560580494I hate that I’m struggling and pushing to get to SS with my oshi aces, then there’s these fuckos with whacky bullshit
>>560579758Well, shit. Thanks for the confirmation.I did indeed only get S on my Bono, but she's way better than my old A Bono.
>>560580365Most dudes are unhygienic, no wonder>>560580483By feel, safetyrazors won't hurt you. Also you'll rip loud as fuck farts without the cushion
>>560580310hintsbecause you sure arent getting any by training
>Another teio post>Another cringefest
Never the teioposters but always with a teio image
Hey guys can I be cringe too
>>560580501It' a slipery rope that I noticed most people go with.You start with ugly bastard porn, then monsters like ogres and onis, then non-humanoid monsters, then horses, then dogs (all this animated btw) until you curiousity gets you and you go to THAT FORUM and check the real stuff
>>560579880I totally agree. One thing that disappointed me the most about MANT is it's story. Cygames hyped it so much with all the introduction to MANT and being an anniversary scenario that I thought the story would be peak. Unity's story was enjoyable and properly gave story to all the characters included. The ending also changes depending whether you beat Zenith or not, and her pal card's ending contributes more.
>>560580186Post the stats
>Teioposter is autistic
>>560580092I need Pearl’s american DSL on my filthy ningen dick
>>560580596>witlet>long ALeave Kitasan Black to me
>>560580684Please don’t post the dog Uma right now
>>560580520>Umas going back in time to race against real horses irlOk that's kind of kino
I don't like this thread anymore
>>560580767>1188>witletwhat? Surely you mean powerlet right?
AIIEIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI just want to team craft why am I being haunted by whales?!
I plan on rolling for kitasan if I dont get her from free pulls tomorrow and use her as ace, so I need to prep a parent, any ideas?i have never done fronts before because i dont have seiun but i have maru (og), bourbon(og) and v bourbon
These threads have become as chill and fun as the track type pic related depicts
>>560580616>safetyrazors won't hurt you.What would you recommend? because I'm cutting my face all the time when I use them. and I'm not doing anything crazy. I don't know if they made them cheap now but Gillete shit is only good for 1 or 2 shaves, then it starts hurting>>560580716I liked that it has a lot of events with other umas, a shame we don't really see our favorite reported reunite with her uma friend
>>560580186Just like real life...
i just wanted to talk about my favorite horse
>>560580712>THAT FORUMThere is a forum?
I should go pet my dig
I've never seen a good post attached to an image of Tokai Teio
can't wait for my s+ umas to get brutally raped by ug8 whales
>>560580850NY Opera is the best option, though Creek also works if you're doing a Rabbit Suzuka.
>>560580839I meant exactly what I said
>>560580383I’m going to make my S+ to SS rank and be happy with B finals. It will be slightly easier in the next CM.
>>560580934wouldn't you fuck your favorite horse?>>560580952the forum is like the meeting center of people who like that stuff
>>560580906I use some generic Chinese brand, sorry anon, cheapest one in the store, it's just a blade with a plastic shell
The Kikuka Sho is a deep state conspiracy. You’re not all Triple Crown winners. Why do you all need the one Longslop race in Classic year that you end up understammed for half the time? Free me from Kikuka hell.
Ofc I lost but I did better than expected. Fuck you spe chud >saves her to practice partners
>>560580906>Gillete shit is only good for 1 or 2 shavesNTA but what the fuck are you disgusting fucks doing? I've been using a cheap Philips OneBlade for years now, only changing it every few months or something. Granted, my beard grows SLOW AS FUCK so I don't have to shave daily, but still.
Not teiobro but no way you guys are judging teiobro for something not even that weird in 4chan.
Riko absolutely btfo
how
>>560580849Are you just finding these in public rooms?
>>560581087jacking off to beastiality is kinda weird bro
>>560581057did she farded on him
>>560581138Yeppers
>>560580785
>>560581087That post is literally a /b/ post we can at least hold some standards here (sfw board btw)
>>560581147Yeah. Im just randomly going into rooms and there’s always someone with SS or UG
>>560581152Where do you think you are.
Trouble in paradise.
Gonna be real with your disgusting fags but I really like big tits, not on a hyper fatty but just something healthy (no sticks) looking WOMAN(actual), simple as.>>560581138Didn't we had an UG from Unity already? Seeing them (or stats like this) in MANT should be expected.
>>560581138So this is high roll power... It's really something...Spicaman_disintegrating.gif
>>560581138He spent $4000 on the game and you didn't
>>560581060must be my skin then, it's weird because it only started happening these recent years>>560581081I mean normal shaving, I have to shave every day or so, or I look like a NEET (which I am)Here the options are BIC and Gillete, both are awful, I'll try buying some individual razors and use them on my dead grandpa's razor, and see how does it go>>560581194worse, she marked him
>>560581152Why?
>>560581292Teio would NEVER sign off on this
>>560580906>a shame we don't really see our favorite reported reunite with her uma friendThey really missed this one with this since it comes off as lazy and stingy. Had they introduce a surprise named and properly designed uma in the very last round of Twinkle Star, and had her reunite with Etsuko letting her know that she didn't give up on her dreams afterall, it would have been actually great.
>>560581138That's pretty low for that deck lmao
>>560581138If your d*ck looks like this you didn't win. Swiping is not a skill.
>>560580794It would be, and I'm probably going to pursue that later.Bakushin is juuuust smart enough to understand that a 4 mile race is probably a bit too far for her. Teio, on the other hand... probably also is. Fuck, who'd be stupid enough to try that?
>>560581074Can you post your ayabe
>>560581245SS is one thing. I've luckshitted a few runs of those myself. But UG is entirely another...
>>560580596>only 1 gold recfucking retard kek
>>560580483i would a rara
ambatuswipe
>>560581138God I can't wait to MLB my Fuku with the selector after the free pulls are over
>>560581564why is she so SEXUAL
>>560580483I don't think I've ever really seen Uma art with their physical tail shown or do they not have them in the umaverse?
>>560581379The worst thing is that they didn't even need to design a character, just have her as an invisible NPC talking. Like King Halo's friends, anything that gives us some kind of ending to that sideplot would be enough
>>560581436Let's see Tamamo's d*ck...
>>560581520You people told me that you only need 1 gold if you cap stamina
WHY DOES HAGSKY KEEP LOSING IS FRONT CURSED FOR MANT
You guys are so gross.
>>560581650
I need good uma hentai why is there none.
>>560581661Front in career is bad
>>560581710shut up nerd
>>560581657>Long>multiple duelingthink abit bro
>>560581710she would never say this but the puppet??
>>560581661ummmm bwo you'are A&S and 1 recovery?
>>560581615I've seen a few but they're like this one that ignores that Uma tails act like neko tails>>560581601if she can't win, we must make sure she gives brith to an uma who can
>finally getting consistent S ranks>the people that were getting S/S+ before are now getting SS and UGi really need to roll cards again
.........jiggie..........?
>>560581138It's just deck measuring contest at this point, these bloated umas won't win CM matches
i am extremely fuckedi need arround 100 but at least 30 of these dogshit sashesevery long runner needs this shitwhats the fastest way to accumulate?dont tell me i need to make 50 unity runsi dont have any clovers
>>560581758Evil rich old japanese men who don’t want anyone to have fun
>>560581479She’s not very good at the moment (even if she’s my strongest). I need 1k min stamina, wet conditions, and mlb’s for my cards.
>>560581138You omitted the most important part: the number of racesGood job
>>560581832dont worry, the day after tomorrow you can start rolling for 60 (SIXTY) cards!
>>560581796esl
>>560581138This isn't even that much of a piggy deck honestly... Creek and kitasan have both had reruns, everyone has finemo now as of the last banner. Fuku is kinda piggy tier but it's not even that much. He just giga highrolled.
>>560581710I want her to look at me like this while I jerk it in her face
>>560581281kita got milked by dia one too many times
People are figuring out MANT and the UGs are showing up meanwhile I can barely get S+
>>560581881The only way to get them is to do runs
>marked
>>560579540I buy 'em. I don't know what kind of luck you generally have but I rarely get multi rainbows, even with 3 MLB'd speed cards, so i gotta buy all the scrolls I can.
>>560581997People have not figure out MANT for CM, they are just learning useless skills or lack of the gold rec skills
7 and I make everyone here homemade karaage for dinner777 and I put my hand in the oil
>>560581071>>560581881
>>560581843https://jiggie.fun/vNg5Ak-https://jiggie.fun/vNg5Ak
I'm so sad I still haven't got kitasan until the final free rolls are out to spark that I'm just gonna flatline today
>>5605821237 and I get to rape this anon over his kitchen counter
Digitan is NOT a chud.
>>560582123>777retard
>>560581905
>>560582123
>>560582071
>>560581997It was easy enough to figure out. It just takes a long time with high rolls far and few between.
>>560581761What is or rather was on today's menu?
>>560581997I can't even get above a B+ man. I don't know how the fuck to play this game...>>560582123Please don't put your hand in scalding oil. Or any oil, unless it's meant to moisturize you.
>>560582221well shit, indeed an insane high roll
Which umas
>>560581905>>560582221can you show his borrow nyopera?
>>560582248
>>560581832I've only gotten 1 S+ and a handful of S ranks in Unity, but with this scenario I'm shitting out SS ranks with the occasional lowroll S+. I'm only 109 points away from getting my first UG rank. Can't wait to MLB Creek soon.
whats the kita san deck without kita san?
Do you anons buy "x stat training application"?
>>560582221>>560581138This tachyon will actually gas on the track because her signature won't trigger, needs 2 goldsWasted
>>560582492Nyo
>>560581796Fuck the puppet
>>560582430
>>560582474replace Suzuka and Bourbon, use Jordan and Sweep
>>560582549Lying today are we
>>560582141at least you can get kika with gold cleatsi would rather have that than clover >>560582068AIYEEEE
>>560581710Cute Marche post shes so cute in fact that it forced me to jerk off to it
>>560582634After experiencing a literal skin walker, yeah I’m having cafe around me like my life depends on it.
Mejiro Bright is patiently waiting for you to become a better person.
>>560582634
>>560582645i looked at the jordan card and it looked bad to me. why is it a good pick? and kits has 20% speed bonus does she need 2 speed carss?
>>5605827365 more minutes!
>>560582703Nyoh, longslop will be filled with ends/lates so tachyon will be 3rd or above, meaning it won't trigger.
>>560582549bwo you're supposed to gaslight if they can read your post. That Tachyon isn't even from here
>>560582736She's gonna be waiting for a while, I'm too depressed to get out of bed these days.
It is so nerve wracking waiting for an order confirmation for the familymart Stego plush.
if i use up all my clocks on the triple crown i just alt+f4 now
>>560582848Public rooms are all front retard play the game instead of shitposting.
>>560581581GOD imagine the smell of kitasweat... Kita is too innocent she wouldn't suspect a thing if you asked her to do all kinds of "favors" to "help" you out...
>El Condor Pasa>American horse>Name references a Peruvian poem>Mexican luchador backstory>Talks about Aztecs>Her alt title Kukulkan Warrior is something from the Maya>Fanart references Mexican Day of the Deadque
>>560582817
>>560582817Are you sure Cafe isn't the dangerous one here?
>>560576679Oh nononono
I pigged. What card do I use the SSR voucher on if I already have Kita at MLB? I don't have Creek or Fine Motion
>>560583000el larper pasa
>>560582834Initial Speed/Power for easier early races. If you can live without it, you can skip it. >20% speed bonus does she need 2 speed carss?If you can cap with 1 then sure go ahead. I find 2 speed much more consistent for my deck, but I don't have an FM and I don't know how big her impact is.
>>560581581Kita's shoes aren't black she wears sandals, artist got it wrong
Hehe... Heh. Eheheh.Umanko
>>560583050You are bricked
>>560582430That bad thing getting close to her trainer?Thats right.All me.
>>560582423
>>560583025Are you going to translate all the works of this artist?
>>560583025
>>560582881AWOOGA RAMONU SEXBlack lingerie is fucking awesome SEXXX
>>560583050The brick is strong with this one
>scheduled g1>everyone wants to train especially the stat you want>training/rest day>not a soul to be found
>>560583000She's basically Mario of umamusume
>>560582839>>560582874
has MANT made you appreciate an uma more? for me it has to be Spe
>>560583220>>560583217yes
How many runs of mant until it becomes fun?
>>560582967Why would they be filled with fronts now? What did I miss?
>>560583123Baka
>>560583397Nice
>>560583423It's only fun when you haven't figure it out yet. Ignorance is a bliss.
is NY Opera unique required on fronts?
>>560583429Kitasan Black
>>560583423Do we tell him?
>>560583423just 397 more
>>560583503On everyone dumbass.
>>560583050>I don't have Creek or Fine Motionunironically bricked either way
>>560583397
>>560583423It's fun when you figure out how to play and then you get mad because the CM prep time is at least doubled now
>>560582123Just shallow fry your karaage you retard
Is spurt only truly effective accel for EC on pisc? Seems like dober/ryan may be too late to even include
>>560577153Artist?
>>560583423About 350
>>560583506It shouldn't be that strong, I'm sure it's just a fad
>>560583584
So does A&S just not work on this track
>>560583636your buhi piggu daring strike into speed carryover?
>>560583636Spurt or NSM gambling. Daring Strike if you have a good deck already and are willing to put up with a power card.It's a front CM through and through.
>>560583084Is sweep better to use than windy?
>>560581916Why do piggies try to justify that they aren’t piggies like this? I’ve never seen such delusional people in my life. The average F2P is going to have maybe two or three MLB SSRs not from welfare. Maybe one or two more if they got very lucky.
>>560583423ive only done a few runs cuz mhs3, just had amazing shop (legit everything you could want) - but literally ZERO speed rainbows during 8 summer. just unreal bad summers.Feels like never since runs take min 45m+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNl5WcIN5cU
>>560583605In what? A fucking wok like some cartoon shrimp throwing rice in the air? No. I fry my karaage like I fry my steaks, in a vat of all American peanut oil.
>>560583742She gives an acceleration skill that activates the moment late-race starts, and it also works for 1st and 2nd.
>>5605821237 and we make picha instead.
>>560583768
>>560583423Have fun spending over an hour for a CM ace attempt
>>560576182The tourists are getting upset over headcanons and drawings again. Anyway, trans people exist in Japan (see the otokonoko phenomenon and stories like Boys Run the Riot) and all your favorite horse girls are trans and lesbian. All of them without objection. Take care!
>>560583879f2ps is going to have KSB maxed + either usable creek or finemo outside the free shitanything more is luck/whale
f2pbros, did we buy the selectors?
>>560583879How many uma banners did you roll on this past year.
>>560583423i had a GOD run zero loses or clocks and it still sucked because i didn't get as many anklets or hammers as my last runi hate this game
>>560583952i want to cum on those eyes
>>560583869I forgot about her since I didn't have her. If you're trying to reach certain RB numbers then Windy is easier to build around.
Now I just have to wait until next year to get my cute Stego plush. I'm so happy.
>>560582248Cafe regularly does this during her career
>>560583953
>>560583932But the straight is long, I trust in POTENTIAL UMA to OVERSHADOW these upstarts
Hosting a room 36286857
>>560583879If you've been playing since launch and pulling wisely you'll have almost every card in that deck nearly at MLB at least. Fuku is the only standout.
>>560583953You are so cooked torena-san
>>560583879The vast majority of this general has spent multiple hundreds of dollars and will still call itself f2p.
>>560584167
It hasn't been a week yet but it feels like we've looped all TS discussions already meanwhile Unity lasted for a while. Or I'm just being bias
>>560584192Wrong room anon, we're not on Kyoto, the CM is on Hanshin 3200
>>5605841926/9
>Do a longslop run according to a schedule I copy>Nothing but complete garbage and pain>Do a heavily improvised dirt run without a schedule, making shit up as I go>Make a super chill high S rank uma that nearly got S+Pain and suffering vs Kinda fun and enjoyable and still usableBitch I did the latter throughout all of Unity and Ura, except now it takes 3x the time.
>>560584008For f2p the must buys are all the special packages, first time buys, and bundles.
>because you're f2p you're not allowed to roll umas, you're supposed to bang your nuts against the same roster of umas for all eternityyou're still supposed to roll on meta umas even as f2p
Who is your favorite Winning? Choices:a) Ticket
>>560584131doesn't it come with Dream Journey?
I'm the only true f2p itt
>>560584393Cute mile uma, a little bit more STAMINA next time
>>560584352
/uma/ is coping about how they can be f2p and still spend money again....
>>560584370>not Kyoto Fuck, I forgot they changed it. NEW ROOM 11442277
>>560584013Two to pity. I’ve done more card banners but I usually just get random spooks. I have a ton of 0lb SSRs. Riko and Kitasan were the only banners I got more than one copy during the banner. The dupes were Pasa.
>>560584364you are biased, /umajp/ also goes through all the gameplay stuff in a week or two when a new scenario releases
>>560584464Journey goes to my sister. She likes her and Digitan so I might as well.
uh oh
>>560584549
>>560584636/Umajp/ talked about the new scenario for all of 2 days and even if you have questions they'll ignore it because they just really don't care unless it's irl horse racing or if it's about wanting to fuck mares
I'm brown btw
>>560584364Unity is kind of unpredictable at times, and you could actually play with different decks for it and can still make it work. The only times I found aoharu annoying is during longslop CM, and when I randomly lose against Team Zenith.I actually like the spirit bursts and how random they are since you can either gamble skip them for your preferred stats or take them.
>>560584710Ugly
>>560584440
>>560584008nyes
I can cope with this yeah?
>>560584563I am spiritually f2p because I only buy the caret pack and selector tickets and also all the sale packages of carets and the scamcha tickets.
>Nyo guys trust me, F2P like me should have 4 MLB SSR cards, you just roll on too many uma banners>ignore that I also have most of the roster unlocked including every meta uma and multiple oshi picksNot bullying buhis led to this, this is the fate (You) chose.
>>560584710nice aoharu horse
>>560584785wow didn't know /umajp/ was based like that. They keeping it real
>>560584745
>Japan when umas (especially the child ones) are sexualized: :DDD>Japan when umas are genderbent "the wrong way": REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>560584591Spooks? From where?
oguri cap was a p2w horse irl and our HONEST f2p HERO Tamamo tried to stop him
>>560584364because there are like 10 usable cards, no story, and also fewer viable umas
>>560584785/umajp/ has always been insanely niche, which is why some dive schizo was able to split the threads to begin with, and why so many jp player are talking in both threads as they cant have any gameplay talks in the side thread
>>560584785>/Umajp/ talked about the new scenario for all of 2 days and even if you have questions they'll ignore itIn their current thread there are gameplay questions that got answered
>>560584256f2p is a state of mind
>>560584785>wanting to fuck marestrue true
>>560584913
poorfags, you had months to save up and roll for the cards everyone told you to
>>560584785I've went there from time to time to ask future patches, and they've answered my questions straight to the point.
I was told to skip this finemo banner and waitfor rerun.....
Neicha...
>>560584785I like watching the races during the weekend
If they ever add cinderella gray ryan do you guys think she'll have muscle definition ingame?
>>560585112I got bricked by the Princess banner trying to get FM.
besides Vodka who is the ugliest mare in the game?
If you have more than 2 non-welfare SSR cards MLB'd you are not f2p
I can't make cm aces until they release the selector...
i make sure to buy all the selectors so i can call my deck "basically f2p"
>>560584785>or if it's about wanting to fuck mareshonestly understandable
>>560585094
Umm bwos why is it called umaboshi...
Anyone that complains about buhis needs to show their carat planner.
wha tthe fuck is a carot planner
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it's HECKED up that basically card selectors suck compared, to uma selectors like you only sneed 1 copy of a uma meanwhile a single copy of a card doesn't do shit
this nigga plans pulls instead of rolling with his dick
if you have anything more than kitapits mlb you are soulless and don't love your umamusumes
>>560585225No. There are actual national laws in Japan against depicting the bodies of humanlike characters too interestingly in a video game. Cygames would never risk it.
>>560585185Do not ever listen to /uma/ about what banners to pull on. In fact, you should always do the opposite what people here say.
>>560585296
>>560585112i would rather roll for umas over supports, needing 4 extra copies is the cherry on top, yes i know i'm sabotaging myself
Which uma is the most for (You) out of all of them?
So what's the nongaslight must pulls for f2p?
>>560585112I was told that racing was all that mattered so I just need good race bonus. Turns out, you need to play URA with more racing.
>>560585335We’re complaining about them telling f2ps bullshit. They’re so delusional that they believe every f2p has access to the resources they bought.
>>560585185I told you to roll for that banner but you didn't listen, shrug
>>560585535tachyon
>>560585526Off the top of my headSilNeo UniChrono GenesisBuena
>>560585573Where is your carat planner?
>>560585535Sweep Tosho
>>560585485
>>560585553cooooooorrect
My deck has MLB, 3LB, 3LB, 3LB, MLB SSRs and 1 SR (Tachyon) but it's only good enough for S+
>>560584131How do you order one?
>>560584570TOP 3 WINNERS sorry it’s scuffed
>>560585553i want mare milk
>>560585185I actually did regret not pulling for Finemo the first 2 days of running MANT. Then, I kept seeing how everyone's stats and ratings are just so overly inflated that I simply don't care anymore.
>>560582727story?
>>560585396there must be people who pulled say 2lb off 400 and then did crystal + selectorsame mental process as "top up", fixes your "bad luck" and restores you to "f2p" with "normal luck"
The villain took my S+ virginity...
I spent on the first kitasan black support banner but consider myself f2p since most people rerolled their accounts for mlb anyways. I also spent on xmas oguri banner since most f2p's saved up since launch for her so it doesn't count as actual whaling.
>>560585335Okay retard, post bank statement and prove you are F2P while having 4 MLB SSRs, and you faggots had the audacity to bitch about VF and his deck being "unrelateable". The hypocrisy is insane.
>>560585535FM and Smaru is a good banner because both are good cards. Tachyon might be better unless you really like fronts. Ramonu is better than FM, but can be used with her. I can’t event remember what other card is in Tach and Ramonu’s banners though. You have three to four months to save and decide what you need or what is the best value for your pulling.
3 of these in a single teamCan this fuck over some umas if I'm a stubborn fuck that wants triple end closers?
>>560585682
I don't think that Maruzensky should be allowed to drive people around so much. It is a serious safety hazard.
>>560585553I want Bouquet milk aaaaa
>>560585719>everyone has radiant starIs it actually good?
>>560585714Had to get a proxy. The one I used, while a bit on the more expensive side, is Goody-Japan. They've been reliable when it comes to willingly going to familymart to do shit. Once had them pay for my concert tickets before, too.
>>560585875It's a weaker NSM gambling
What does my fellow f2p resources even look like?
if you don't have MLB kita + MLB creek + MLB finemo by now then you don't have human rights
>>560585816So you don’t have one?
>>560585820FM and smaru are on the same banner? I have 2lb fm from random pulls. Was going to use the selectors on her. Should I just wait then?
>>560585839
>>560585860She's only allowed to DRIVE ME CRAZY
>>560585983I'm not even the retard you're arguing with faggot.
>>560585905Ahh I see. You got a link to where you can actually order them? I want to try and get the set with Chrono, Lala and Ai if I can
all i need to do is use the free and paid selector and a crystal on finemo and i'm unbricked
>>560586061That’s okay. You can post your pull planner too.
>>560585996Yeah. About 135 days. If you can play MANT without her it’d be most cost effective to wait.
>>560586030
I have buhi fatigue
>>560585831i should do that only problem is mcafe is the 10rb sr stam card too
>>560586065The actual familymart online site is region locked so I just sent them the preview. So for you it'd be this onehttps://www.family.co.jp/goods/disc/79385800.htmlJust leave a note saying you can't access the site for the actual link, and for the item name it'd just be "【ファミマオンライン限定】ウマ娘 プリティーダービー Chibiぬいおすわりマスコット ファミリーマート限定 Aセット"
You're all retarded
>>560585719i'm proud of my kitascuffedt. kitascuffed torena
>>560586208gn
I love watching retards trying to outretard each other.
>>560586354i wanna fiddle her ears so bad
Can trainer drink the bitter juice
>>560586449It would be extremely painful
>>560586449Super viagra
>>560586449it would be extremely painful
>>560586354I am smarter than you at least
How big are uma ear holes?
No matter what happens, DO NOT check the training during Kikuka Sho turn.
>>560577532Shout out to umas realizing they can overpower their trainers and do whatever they want images. Got to be one of favorite genders
>>560586554>>560586563Oh no it lasts longer than 4 hours
>>560586586not smart enough to make a good build>censored idlmao
I thought f2ps were ascended monks floating above temptation with elaborate caret investment plans spanning centuries but they're really just witlets who dump their carets on the latest uma banner everytime the count hits 1500...
>>560585762
>>560586509Ok now what?
>>560586718Yes... Dumped 30 rolls on Kitasan bannerDunno why
>>560586060
i pull wisely so i can collect platinum titles instead of horse daughters
>>560586797>retarded>turboEro
>>560586712>good buildHmm bwo? It's URA fan runs, thanks for proving you are dumber than me
Why does mambo sound like a retard?
>
I never plan my pull out especially when it's with a tight umanko
>>560586293I've sent the order request now so I hope I did it right. Thanks so much for your help anon, I really wanted these but was unsure what to use
>>560586930we're all mambo here
>>560585754Tazuna being a skin walker in one of cafe’s events. But if you mean irl?>be camping on my fifth grade retreat at a reserve >spent five days in the middle of nowhere in California with these huts that have a bolt on the door from both the inside and outside >counselor warns us that we have to bolt the inside and they’ll lock the outside >fucking banging on the door and someone calling who’s voice no one recognized one night >tried to tell the counselors about it in the morning >”oh that was a skin walker. That’s why we have locks on both sides of the door.”Definitely could’ve been one of the counselors fucking with us, but also I do not want to take chances, especially since my family now has a history of dealing with potential supernatural creatures (parents accidentally ran over the fucking thunderbird on their way home from vegas the way they told it)
>>560586060Can't wait for her new figure to drop
The one with the Google Sheets spreadsheet is umacaratcalculator.com
>>560586887
>>560583423I watch this guy video and follow this sample...I get it now still not fun, 50 min runs
out of curiosity how many matikanetannhausers have you bros gotten from free rolls? in my case it's 3
>>560587130Buy an ad
>>560587198I think I've gotten three or so too
>>560586718i have 100k in da jar I'm hoooarding cuz this summer I have to double spark on 3 banners
>>560586854How can Curren Chan even compete?
>>560587198Says 30/100 so 3
>>5605871985 or 6
>>560587124When will global get the claw machine practice mode? Recently started playing JP Uma and I spend half my time with the claw machine.
>>560587198One. But I got a Kitasan.
>>560587198one, 180 pulls
It really is every gacha general that has SOMEONE always spamming about trannies huh? Not even surprised at this point.Same posting style too, and as per usual posts the same thing constantly.Glue.
I've saved 1,070,000 carats so that I can spend all of them on Shinko Windy (the trainee not a card), over and over until I have a 5* Shinko Windy, and then even more beyond that
>>560583768this is rape
>>560587459Literal npc behavior
>>560587198zero
>>560587198Gotten 3 too, 150 pulls
>>560587459Sounds like something a nepobaby Uma would do
>>560587478And then once all my carats are gone I will delete my account and start saving again from scratch with a new one so that I can one day get another 5* Shinko Windy
>>5605871982.
>>560587026No prob. Always sucks having to jump through hoops but at least there seems to be an option. Now to wait until goddamn January...
>>560587198Mambo
UmalloHow are you all today
>>560576518I love Fillies, they make feel so good!
>>560587734
>>560587459i'm convinced it's mostly people who find their behavior offensive that repost that shit here because they need some kind of cultural own because bringing /pol/ shit here will just get their asses beat right now. so they find the absolute worst kind of left political shit to post here because they desperately need other people.
>>560587198Fortunately zero, I don't want to ugly uma on my stable
>kitasan didn't come home with free pulls>she's basically the strongest front runner for long for yearsFuck even now she seems unstoppable how to beat her?
>>560579976if you're still here, post deck. I'm trying to make my ayabe work
>>560587734umayogozaiUmasu
>>560587964Sex
>>560587840Back to hell demon
Christmas oguri is only good as an ace and regular oguri is the superior parent owing to PULS’D, right? Got her off free pulls
Stallions?
>>5605871988 or 9I've almost got her at 4*
I think we've already depleted MANT gameplay discussions despite the "lots of choices" and "flexibility" the discussions always goes back to "if good turn, use megaphones and weights train, if bad turn, race", "if bad summer camp whistle, if still bad race", and ultimately the end point being "skill issue" I doubt CM would even change the course of said discussions aside from what stats to aim and card to borrow.
>>560587075>Parents ran over the thunderbirdBruh. I have an uncle in the Navy and he says that a few times when they breached water in the middle of the Atlantic he and his crew mates saw dragons in the sky. I'm pretty sure everything mythical is real actually.
>>560587075scary
Pace Kitasan el negro raped other umas hard
My shikikan
>>560586904way to prove my point
I got 3 Bakushins followed by a Chiyono
>>560587996Here’s the deck; I followed withgod’s race schedule except I took a rest on the day of the Elizabeth g1 race
do you enjoy that we're going to war against browns for no real reason
>>560585795I hear ya manWhaling is when you pay to get things other people don't haveMe, I pay to get things everyone else has too, and everything else I get for freeIf you think about it that way, I have to pay to get what others get for free, so I'm really at a disadvantage.
>Do TT teams>Distance sparks show up every time, including Long S sparks>Do CM run on Taishin/Mayano>5 runs in a row with no distance sparksI JUST WANNA STOP BUILDING ACES PLEASE
all this overt yuri pandering is killing my love for the game. watching characters you like indulge in this mental illness is not cute or wholesome but extremely depressing knowing that they will never have a happy family.
>>560588523posted again award
>>560588217Retard
>>560588150scenario's too heavy reliant with items to be enjoyable and to have actual discussions
>>560587075anon that was a vulture
>>560588463It isn't for no reason, we NEED to spend billions to make Israel great again. Why can't Americans see the truth?
>>560587075>>560588159>I'm pretty sure everything mythical is real actuallI'm a Mesoamerican archaeologist who did field work with the Chases at Caracol in Belize, the things one sees back there and especially back when the roads weren't paved and it was actually a jungle. Going further down into the reserve, past the most public places and into real mountain pine forests, and you do start to realise that a lot of things people regard as myth are actually quite real especially when one spends multiple nights out there in only a tent or a far off cabin that used to be a hunters or loggers lodge.
>>560588523
>90%+ of our whales are heterosexual males>better make all the horsies gay and rub it in the user's face with 200 yurislop eventswhy is cyjews rewarded for this abomination?
>>560588673Must’ve been an angry as fuck vulture because it chased the car for miles supposedly
>>560588775shut up stupid week why are americans paying for a war for israel
>>560588371thanks a ton. i'm trying to figure out a balance of training vs running g1 and when to ditch a g1. it seems like most stats gained are from senior summer and then the final turns of the run.my issue is when it's post senior summer and the autumn crowns are there. dont know where to fit trainings
>>560588775its okay anon they go all in on the TrainerXUma propaganda after this
>>560582147Done.>Three players almost synchronized
>>560588720do females exist
I fell for the NSM gaslight. That shit isn't working
>>560588929nyo
>>5605871982 so far. I got them today. I nearly got kicked out of mambo...
>>560588929there are some things science doesn't have any answer for yet
>>560588935it's nice but its reliant on how many ends/fronts are in the room
>>560588898i jobbed
>>560589046I stole one point but I guess you would need 301 pieces in the puzzle to begin with to get 100/100/100, maybe.
>>560588850Biggest thing is to always get the epithets for everything. On the most barebones run with majority of them, I think it’s like 28-29 races? Most of the trainings are summer, beginning of the years, or one stop between races that I personally use to rest if my shop has no tea
>>560588935works for me
>560588523>560588775You posted this 4 times today and I am still not going to give any (You)'s, this time you are lucky I am even replyingAnyway light friendship yuri is kino and you are a stupid faggot if you think the Umas are anything else but friends here
For the first time since launch, I'm preferring to play on pc just to see my racing agenda on the right sidePlaying on mobile is annoying now
I really regret cleating my Marvelous Sunday right now, my MLB Pasa isn't working that well
Give me someone to train for CM.
>>560588802vultures can grow really big, anon
>>560589247kitasan black
>>560589247Christmas Biwa, Armor Fuku
>>560589247Mambo!
>>560589192>He doesn't memorize his race schedulesngmi
>>560589247vbourbon
>>560589247Sakura Chiyono O
>>560589247Vodka >>560589272I wasn’t there so only taking my parents’ word for it. But it is a funny story when they bring it up
>>560578071https://www.webnovel.com/search?keywords=uma+musume&type=fanfichttps://wtr-lab.com/en/novel-finder?text=Uma%20MusumeThere are originals, then translated chang works or works you can translate by using the AI or WTR (need to make an account for this though). Or you can just use GTL to translate the Jap works on SNN or Pixiv. Or better yet, you can write your own.There was actually this interesting fic with 200 chapters where the guy gets isekai'd to Uma as a trainer with a diary, like 20 chapters in he starts writing about the irl horse histories and but the thing is every Uma in the world, including foreign ones, can read it too. Pretty interesting idea, it is a bit lacking in the writing department in some areas but interesting concept nonetheless, perhaps you could do something similar to this?https://wtr-lab.com/en/novel/23224/uma-musume-theyre-peeking-at-my-diary-all-of-tracen-was-excited
>>560589247Mutated Suzuka
Got Tokai Teio alt from the free 10 pullsJesus Christs she's so godamn hot. I want to plow her night and day
>>5605871981.
>>560577851>>560578345Ugly
>>560589479not a teiobro, thank god
>>560589479That's a rat, not a horse anon.
>>560589479>anon gains 400 pounds immediately after pulling teio
>>560589417they were definitely fucking with you
>>560589307>Christmas Biwais she good in this?
>>560589247Rice Shower
>>560588935Anon it's a gambling skill. Only fronts are going to get consistent rooms this CM.
>>560589429suzuka cant get runaway in mant, she is functionally worthless for 4 months
>>560589479Me too, teio has a really nice figure just begging to be nakadashi
>>560588720>I'm an archaeologist Haha well that's a good thing because I've got a dusty old bone for you to examine right here
>>560589247Mayano Top Gun.
>>560589668>mfw pulled both Teios
Skinwalkers are NOT real. Why would we even hunt humans down if Skinwalkers have no need to eat?
>>560589553somehow I imagine Rice's mom just a slightly taller than her
>>560589247Me
>>560589817Damn, skinwalkers have access to internet now? Can you vote too?
>>560589817>why would we hunt humansYou like Umamusume too, skinwalker bwo?
Can you get skin outbreak two times in a row? I have a stock of healing items.
how people do 40 races and shit like that is beyond mebitch my characters already fall to shit trying 30-35 races
Is maestro+rad star enough heals for pisces?
>>560589790>800lbs
>>560589951>Can you get skin outbreak two times in a row?nyes
>>560589939My oshi is Teio
/uma/ is about everything but uma now, we have a cm to prepare for and this is what we are talking about? Made up shit?
>>560589914Who do you think keeps voting for Democrats? Haha am I right fellow redpilled magapedes?
>>560589817We do we fuck our ex's daughter even though we have no need to?For shits and giggles
>>560590014fuck 3200m wet long cm. simple
>>560589704She's usable, has a gold recovery, and her unique works because of fronts.
I literally cannot care for the PVP of this game
>>560590048...how does a daughter become an ex daughter?
>>560590014It's schizoburger hours since the wagies all came home and only have /uma/ to vent their social energy
>>560590014
>>560590014everyone preparing is too busy being trapped in a 1 hour career session bwo
>>560590014ok how about thiswhats your plat count AND your favorite fetish>1>moral degeneration
I HATE LONGSLOP
>Last race before summer>5th>entire summer had ONE RAINBOWMANT sucks and you wont make me reconsider till you tell me how this mode fucking works because it feels a LOT more difficult than unity or URA ever were>BUT NUMBER GO BEEGwhile taking 3x the time and being 20 times more frustrating
>>560589817I want to have sex with a skinwalker mommy
>>560590123When she becomes my wife
>>560590014I built my aces, I'm not testing them, and I'm trying to forget about this next CM as fast as possible.Medium and mile are the only CMs worth talking about because at least you can see some interesting shit.
>>560590014Are you prepared for 4 months of this? You can thank MANT for that
>>560590157>2 >NTR
longkino > mileslop
>G2 or lesser>no speed rainbows>epithet G1>HARIKITTE IKOU
>5 goldsmy TT score is gonna fucking CUM
>>560590192Nanoda...
>>5605901575Quadrapalegics/missing limbs
>>560589790Teio impregnation
>>560590147What did she mean by this
>>560590157>1>Big asses
>>560590273i said your favorite fetish, not your favorite uma
>>560590157>2>somnophilia
>>560590014Because whenever I talk about the game you go full schizo retard on a moral crusade about how avatarchads are ruining the thread blah blah blahSo I'm busy playing the game now making parentt since I already finished my TT and Aces for longkino
>>560590014MANT is already solved and everyone knows how to build for long CMs. Granted I rather talk about cute umas doing cute uma things but that's not really gameplay discussion either but we're already tapped out.
>>560590192Id kiss windy but im like 80% certain she would bite my tongue
>>560590212McQueen biggest slut
>>5605901572age difference
>>560590472Based
>>560590472I want to discipline this child for making me use my clocks.
>>560577851Literally too white. Not even Cafe's friend looks this pale.
what went wrong here?i didnt even train power dunno why its so highunity btw
my first 5 star, thank you shiraoki, she will surely win the upcoming CM
>>560590423>YouWHAT DID I DO
what does this mean?is it fixed except it's hidden because of story or can I actually change it somehow?it's narita brian's career
>>560590397
>>5605901578findom
>>560590545i already forgot how to play unity
>>560590545>unity btwthats what went wrong
>>560590192You wouldn't marry Stinko Wendy's
>>560590636but i managed to get s ranks in unity>>560590607lol i miss unity
>>560590593She has a hard mode if you chose the top option during the senior new year event
>>560590593the races you participate after that can become harder depending on your choice in this event
>>560589220this is actually really good the 30 energy event saved my ass a couple times
>>560589951It can proc twice in a row.
>>5605901573 and BDSM
>>5605901573lactation
>>560590157>1>hosiery/feet
>>560588523lesbian parents are probably way better and a happier family than yours, since your parents didn't want you.
>>560590157>6>Difference + Impregnation
>>560590371
Do guts decks not work yet or is there something I'm not getting about this scenario?Used 2 turn horn and braces for summer training (and whistle to reroll good trainings), bought a bunch of BBQ carrots to max friendship, used gold hammer on finals, bought all the booklets and scrolls, always had some energy for races, and I ran 40 races over her careerHow are people breaking stat cap?
>>560590593>is it fixed except it's hidden because of storyyeppers, from what I remember it's Tenno Sho Spring, Autumn, Japan Cup and Arima Kinen
>>560590858awww... cute, shes cosplaying her torena
>>560590593It is always first place in those races regardless of whether you picked hard mode or not. I have no clue why they're hidden.
trackblazing...
>>5605901575 female orgasm
leave fuku's umanko to me
>>560590157>1>body swap
>>560590832(me)*Age Difference + Impregnation
>>560589247THE END GOATS
Will anons bring debuffers to the CM?
Jesus Teio is so fucking ugly and annoying Only a fat pedo could want that
https://poal.me/gqgm1fhttps://poal.me/gqgm1fhttps://poal.me/gqgm1fPlease respond
>>560590983Why are skinwalkers like this?
:o
>>560590914we're blazing..
>>560590862It's a pretty highroll deck. I wouldn't trust guts deck unless you have a lot of time to farm.
>>560590983Better than being a gay pedo like staygoldfags are
>>560590529>>560590472I just had a Bakushin run where she didnt even show up once in rival races its mostly Dober and Biko wanting to job
>>560590767>>560590884>>560590904>>560590742wtf, hard-mode?thanks, gonna look up how to avoid it because I'm just parent farming with shit stats
>>560590858Teio twins
Creek should've been black. She has that sassy mama energy.
>>5605901572Pregnancy
>>560591083That was a very low roll run, lost like 10 racesBut that was on me for not running her as pace until her stats her higher
>>560591136Win 3 G1s in classics year and select the top option. You want hard mode because you get better skills hints.
Is Pump really that bad next cm?
>>5605901574, Cancer, Leo, Virgo and AquariusPaizuri
>>560591316nyes, it procs on a corner, not a straight
>>560591231Based
>>560591316Do you want the gaslight answer or the not gaslight one?
>>560590157>3>vanilla
>>5605901578NTR
>>5605901572Naizuri
this event gave me diabetes
>>560590157>3>Feet/socks/pantyhose >>560590813I see you brother...
>>560591231Marrying King HaloBoth her and Urara move into your home
>>560591476Based
>>560591283that's on you then. losing race, esp g1 is pretty bad for mant
>>560591421Iinchou does NOT gaslight! She is an earnest girl!
>>5605901573Paizuri
Is Ayabe's skill really that bad?
>>560585831>Triple stam siphon You didn't win.
>>560591456Urara wont betray right?
>>5605901570Impregnation
>>560590817
Well I've never had this much speed this early but I guess it's appropriate BAKUSHIIIIIIIIN
>>560591670Everyone is running more than 1k stam and 2 recoveries, doubt stam siphon will do anything at all
So hungry
you've done your 5 borrow runs today, right
>>560591870I'm fasting right now
>>5605901575Mind Control
>>560591965I wish I had more
>>560591770sometimes you just gotta bakushin and hope it all bakushins out in the end
>>560591965Nyo
>>5605901570Consensual NTR
>>560592065thats called netorase though
>>560591980thats so estrogen coded
>>5605901578 Paizuri of course
>we have winless CM cucks in this threadWhy bother playing the game?
>>560591965I haven't done a single run
Should I roll for Kitasan?
>>560592134It's either that or rape
>>5605901570Age regression.
>>560592121Nah the cuck's consent is irrelevantGuess the closest thing is netori, but both the bull and the cheater want it and end up together
>>560592274>>560592274>>560592274
When do we start the free card ten pulls
>>5605901572I just like it when both parties love eachother man i dunno
>>560592162Im surprised how the average plat wins seem to be around 4 or so, thats awful we have so many shitters.
>>560580181I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
I can finish the dirt mission with Urara right>?
>>560592162I like watching my wife's running where she gets rushed during spot struggle so I instantly lose the finals.
>>560591532Very trueAlright then, Pump works but it is not your winning ticket, it's up to you to decide if taking it or notSpurt + NSM + any late race velocity is the way to go (pulse, barcarole, emperor, shadowbreak)You can still cope Pump activates a bit later and gets you the win but it's unlikely to happen, still with how much SP we get now it is worth grabbing if 3 hints or more
Did Sirius trainer fuck McQueen?
>>560593714nyes
>>560590157>Plat count0, I don't aim for Group A because that sounds joyless and too much work>FetishI have a very, very strong fixation towards asses which apparently doesn't count as a fetish to some people. Yes, I play NIKKE. Asses in Umamusume don't do anything for me
>>560590157>2 I wish I was virgin>Mind control
