Canon Wife EditionPreviously: >>558297283Latest News:https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/dailyscape-overhaul--free-runemetrics-for-members>Dailyscape overhaul> Travelling Merchant and Vis Wax removed> Liberation of Mazcab, Fish Flingers, and Phoenix lair daily caps removed> Runemetrics free for all members>Upcoming updates:> Combat style modernization> Skilling rebalance starting with early game in February> Havenhythe (quests, two bosses, digsite)> Hunter 110> Visual refresh for the rest of the game world> Culling of dailyscape> Removal of auras> GE price update frequency> Leagues 2> Construction 120, PoH updates> Player Avatar> Client API à la RuneLite>2026 Content Roadmaphttps://cdn.runescape.com/assets/img/external/news/2026/01/viuewi/roadmap.jpg>I haven't played since the First Age, what did I miss?Wiki Guide for Returning Players: https://runescape.wiki/w/Guide_for_returning_playersRuneScape Official News Archive: https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/archive?cat=0List of Game Updates: https://runescape.wiki/w/Game_updates>Useful Links:RS Wiki: https://runescape.wiki/New Player Setup Guide: https://thersguide.com/PvM Encyclopedia: https://pvme.io/Alt1: https://runeapps.org/alt1Runeclan is kill: https://runepixels.com/Dailies/Weeklies/Monthlies tracker: https://dailyscape.github.io/Moneymaking: https://runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guideMiscellania: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Other/MiscellaniaPerk calculator: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Perks>Latest Quest: Stellar Bornhttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/stellar-born---new-star-sprite-quest---this-week-in-runescape>New Skill: NecromancyOfficial Website: https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/new-skill-necromancy---this-week-in-runescapeSkill Guide: https://runescape.wiki/w/NecromancySkill Training: https://runescape.wiki/w/Necromancy_training
Obligatory smug tax
>>560763634I'm going to miss Travelling merch....RIP
>>560764427how's a nigga supposed to get livid plants now... how are you supposed to unlock all the lunar spells without traveling merchant... and do NOT say "actually play livid farm" because i am NOT doing that content
>>560764517Play vivid farm and yank it to Mod Luma....that is the only way lil nigga.
I need my pure Armadyl ranging bike
>>560764946hugging mod lumakissing mod lumasqueezing mod luma's titseating mod luma's pussyfucking mod luma's asscumming on mod luma's facecuddling with mod lumamating press mod lumadoggystyle with mod lumathroat fucking mod lumasucking mod luma's nipples
obligatory carby tax
>Vis wax removedNo more free anal lubricantOh well, back to using the axle grease I guess.
>This therapy session made me sad. Can I have a better one?You are booked in for tomorrow. Remember to bring a pair of your mother's panties.
>>560763634>early thread>wrong quest>released updates listed as upcomingEvery time.
>>560770672Hey look, you do better with a big fat greasy Jagex cock up your ass. Its not easy, okay?Btw, please join our group therapy session tomorrow. See you there!
>>560770672i dont think i ever realized the daily gremlin is meant to be a teenager>added 2014long time to be a teenager
>>560764427>>560764517>>560764946They got rid of the merch? I'm glad I got that livid farm shit out of the way while he was still around. >>560770672Dang simps aren't the brightest bunch, their brains have rotted from them gooning to her all the time.
>>560764517they changed livid so it only takes 8 hours instead of 24(which was down from 48 hours originally).
That's it, I'm quitting Runescape. My broke ass can't afford it anymore. Fuck Jagex and fuck Sam Altman along with the rest of techbros.
>>560765612OMG! I AM GOONING TO THIS RIGHT NOW!GOONING SO HARD!Hnghh!OMG! I AM STUCK TO MY CHAIR! AGAIN!Send help again. Even the fat guy will do.
sure is dead
>>560781107My Necromancy level is 1.
I just got scammed. So this noob comes up to me in Varrock. Now normally I dont like noobs, dirty creatures, but this one was a girl and she looked pretty hot. She asks me if I can show her the way to Edgeville. So I go with her and we arrive. Then she is like "Do want to see my tits?" and I am like "Sure"But then she says I need to be skulled and be carrying my bank. That seemed a bit odd but she was so hot there way no way I was turn down a gawk at her tits.So then I am skulled and carrying all my rares, gold pieces, and most expensive items,She says "Now we have to go to level 50 wilderness" and hops the fence.I must admit I was surprised that a noob who didn't know the way to Edgeville was suddenly confident about heading into the deep wilderness. But whatever, I followed.As soon as we reached the top of the Wilderness she logged out. I guess her internet must have suffered some sort of problem.Then suddenly this dude appears next to me. His name is xXskullfuckuXxHe comes up to me and says "You are in terrible danger! There are pkers operating here! Run south as fast as you can! I will follow and protect you!"So we start running south. Sure enough a couple of pkers try attacking me, but my new friend fights them off. At one time I get teleblocked.and frozen. Fortunately xXskullfuckuXx manages to kill my attackers before they can kill me. We race back down to the wall. I am sweating becasue now I only have a little bit of health left. One more hit and I would be dead, losing all the wealth I had accumulated in 20 years of playing Runescape, and much more that I had purchased with my mom's credit card.We jump the wall and I am safe!I thank xXskullfuckuXx profusely for saving me, but he shrugs it off. "Its nothing man" and simply walks off. Just like that. I never see him again. Later that day Big Daddy Jagex fucks me up the ass. Wtf? My silver fork didn't work! On closer inspection I notice its a cheap plastic knockoff made in China. I was scammed.
RuneScape isn't that sort of fantasy game.
>>560783213It is when it comes to Dang
>>560791435Dang is probably the only thing worthwhile that Runescape has produced. (although Glamgal is pretty hot too )
>>560791435this picture makes me realize i really need to see dang taking horse cock
>>560764946imagine cumming inside mod luma mating press, and relaxing your head on her tits
>>560801720I am depressed that I cannot make this a reality.
>>560764946wow nice tits does she mod for osrs/?
did they ever add a quick way to deal with large numbers of birb nests? and/or geodudes?
Listen carefully. I will say this only once.My code name is "Monsieur L'entrée étroite". You may call me "Mr Tight Entry"I am a member of the Underground Runescape resistance.We have decided to share our information with you as part of our ongoing struggle to free Runescape from Jagex occupation.Tonight at 10.00pm a submarine will surface off Musa Point. On board one of our agents is carrying a secret supply of silver forks to aid us in our resistance.Jagex will no doubt attempt to intercept this valuable shipment as it will prevent them from fucking many anuses. To keep Jagex distracted we need your help. Please assemble in Varrock town square this evening, remove your pants, kneel down and present your gaping assholes to the air.Jagex will be too busy filling your bumholes with their sticky Jagcum to capture our agent.Good luck!Vive la Résistance!
Sex with Amascut
London calling to the Underground.>>560809896This guy is a Jagex double agent. Probably working for their secret police, the Jagestapo.There is no one called "Mr Tight Entry" nor is there any submarine.Its obviously a Jagex plan to lure you into Varrock for a mass assfucking. The only genuine Runescape resistance group is called "Resistance Extraordinaire Completely and Totally Underground Movement" which goes by the code name of RECTUM.
why do I have an invisible tab in my interface that can't be closed and instantly crashes the game if I move anything near it
>>560834273Its a device used by the Jagestapo to infiltrate the RECTUM resistanceIt spies on you, tracks your bowel movements, even monitors your goon sessions. Once they have enough evidence they arrest you.
