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I was scammed. So this noob comes up to me in Varrock. Now normally I dont like noobs, dirty creatures, but this one was a girl and she looked pretty hot. She asks me if I can show her the way to Edgeville. So I go with her and we arrive. Then she is like "Do want to see my tits?" and I am like "Sure"But then she says I need to be skulled and be carrying my bank. That seemed a bit odd but she was so hot there way no way I was turn down a gawk at her tits.So then I am skulled and carrying all my rares, gold pieces, and most expensive items,She says "Now we have to go to level 50 wilderness" and hops the fence.I must admit I was surprised that a noob who didn't know the way to Edgeville was suddenly confident about heading into the deep wilderness. But whatever, I followed.As soon as we reached the top of the Wilderness she logged out. I guess her internet must have suffered some sort of problem.Then suddenly this dude appears next to me. His name is xXskullfuckuXxHe comes up to me and says "You are in terrible danger! There are pkers operating here! Run south as fast as you can! I will follow and protect you!"So we start running south. Sure enough a couple of pkers try attacking me, but my new friend fights them off. At one time I get teleblocked.and frozen. Fortunately xXskullfuckuXx manages to kill my attackers before they can kill me.We race back down to the wall. I am sweating because now I only have a little bit of health left. One more hit and I would be dead, losing all the wealth I had accumulated in 20 years of playing Runescape, and much more that I had purchased with my mom's credit card.We jump the wall and I am safe!I thank xXskullfuckuXx profusely for saving me, but he shrugs it off. "Its nothing man" and simply walks off. Just like that. I never see him again. Later that day Big Daddy Jagex fucks me up the ass. Wtf? My silver fork didn't work! On closer inspection I notice its a cheap plastic knockoff made in China. I was scammed.
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>>560893980Amby did nothing wrong.
Cool, 2 rsg threads to shit post onDouble the pleasure.
>buy sand for blessed flask at 20k each>procrastinate and never make the flask>sand is now 3k each
