Previous: >>560948681>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Narita Top Road (Speed), SR Admire Vega (Guts), SR Mejiro Ryan (Stamina), SR Bakushin (Power)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Gold City feet in my mouth
I regret changing all my passwords to Matikanefukukitaru at work
DEATH TO GASLIGHTERS!TRUTHER REBELLION ARC!
>when you get distance S so you gotta lock in
People asked for the build of my latest UG so here. 18* Stam
>>560973471Can't lock in when the shop could fuck you over at any time
*coughs blood*please... just one shinko....
>>560973440Laisu Footsu
>>560973471I wish I was Mejiro McQueen and have Gold Ship shove my face into trainer's big meaty and assist in felatio
This thread will be worse.
it is starting to feel grim
sorry danchud but i'm just not going to do any runs today.yeah, i know my energy is being wasted.i know our rank is dropping on a daily basis.sorry not sorry.
>>560973401That's not a secure password add a number to it.
>>560973531is Riko any good?
My friend from reddit needs a club will Rebricked accept him too?
>>560973401
What inherits do you get for Kitasan for this CM? NY Opera?
if i actually see UG umas in round 1, im crashing out
>>560973670My roster is filling up with E+ Mambos. I feel kind of bad about it but I can't do a 2 hour career every day.
Mambo!
I'm horny now
>>560973734T-THEY'RE DOING UMAPYOI!!!
>>560973734
>>560973726I think so. 10 training effectiveness. Gives a lot of stams, gets your mood up so you dont need more than 1 cupcake (+ kale juice cupcakes). Makes your trainings cheaper so you can get maximum bangs from your bucks for your energy
>>560973734This isnt Minecraft...
My club is dying... everyone is flatlining and preparing to quit. How do I stop this? I don't want to lose my club family and become a refugee
Are we using Radiant Star for this cm?
Can you guys not post porn the moment a new thread is made?
>>560973907Lets be horny together
>>560973754100% send their ID and we will be on it
>>560973734she's a minor
>>560974194Wrong
You VILL drink all ze slop juice
>>560973754is he trans?
did I make it bwos
>>560974116
>>560974132mkay~
Hags?
>>560973726yeah but you need her at high LBi think she's better outside of longslop because she helps a lot with having enough stam to still do triple crown while also running 0 stam cards or sparks. you could also just do the fillies instead though but it's less stats
>>560974330Between today and yesterday the Line increased by 4000 points.
>>560973726riko seems quite usable. the card is in every single ratings-hunting deck and is usable as a half-measure stamina card. the stamina she shits out really stabilizes runs where you're not even wanting stamina.the most important thing she does is bandaging mood downs (and giving you enough energy to race twice afterwards) on your 3+ consecutive races.sloptubers told us she would be barely usable but, it turns out, she's actually quite good.
KITASAN BURACKU
>>560974368i WILL suck on the pacifier.i WILL put on the diaper.i WILL have hag orgy.
>>560974342Not funny
>>560974395>>560974457yeah I figured you probably need her at 3lb minimum right? I only have her at 1lb...
>>560973754does he bot?
>>560973734cute boy
>>560974342
This run is going to explode. Fuck. I'm on edge.
>>560974639she's still usable at 1lb, it just depends on what your other options are
You're telling me my MLB Riko is usable in MANT? For this CM?
>>560974696that's... bretty scary. at least the skills look like they'll suck.
>>560974457That honestly sounds better than what NTR has been doing for me. I'm probably borrowing Fuku though once I hit 1 million and don't need NTR's event bonus
Digitan LOVE
>>560974909Sex.
stop mentioning those faggots
>>560974909Digitannnn!
>>560974909digitan SEX
https://x.com/i/status/2035068865399726243Why did they nerf Maya? Rintaichou is mad
I need to stop falling asleep while playing MANT since I'm actually being conditioned to get sleepy while playing the scenario
>>560975154Buy an ad
>>560975159this but fan runs in ura
>>560975154is this nigra wearing eyeliner
>>560975154>looks like a woman>sounds like a manjesus christ buy an ad
>>560975154Gross what the fuck is that.
My friend wants to come back to the game what should I tell him so he doesn't kill me and then himselflast time he played was when unity dropped he has a ksb mlb but that's about it
>>560974704
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>560975378The most devoted Mayano Top Gun fan
Is Daring Strike worth buying?
a-at least it's more fun than air shakur, right...?
>>560975541
>>560975486I fucked upIt's already over
>>560975619nyo
>>560975461Tell him to kill himself or suffer
>>560973401>>560973683It should be Matikanefukukitaru*777*
>>560975619mmnyes
>>560974829Yeppers
>>560975154Her fake laugh is annoying
>>560975619Yea, its a solid skill on this CM to get in position against fronts. Just sucks to get since you have to use Ayabe Power, Mr CB cant come soon enough...
>>560974704>goes second>takes a cornerare you retarded? you lost here.
>>560975678you failed the wit check
>>560975154would pound his bussy
>>560975678
What does nyes mean...
>>560975461If he has tachyon, sunday, and cafe he can probably manage a 50 rb deck.
I am getting extremely raped in public lobbies
>>560975889Nyigger speak for yes with a hint of no
>>560975969Make an /uma/ lobby then
>>560975761That's not rae
>>560975969is that meant to convey satisfaction or acceptance?
>>560975892how do I even explain why he wants 50rb for mant? he's gonna be pissed that the "good" cards he likes like fukukitaru wit aren't viable anymore
I can't believe every single one of these umas is my wife
Her head isn't that big
Hello Danchi im not asking much so please get up and do one single fan run right now!
Is rae still our girl?
>>560975861>are you retarded?What do you think?
27667592CM
>>560976164Who the fuck is this you keep spamming
>>560975969same, it's looking like a group B CM for me
>>56097602623148208 >>560976059acceptance, I've only lost 2 Longslops and this will be my 3rd loss
>>560975461Just let him experience MANT and let him form his thoughts if he want to stay or not. The friend I've always been telling not to flatline is currently flatlining because of MANT, and because he said "there are other better games he can waste his time on". I wouldn't really force MANT to anyone
>>560976172Nyow, it's rintaichou now
Ever have a run where one of your supports just vanished for two years in the middle
>>560976270That's the wrong track....
>>560976270>kyoto turfbwo...
The next uma posted is my wife and I will avatarfag with her from now on.
>>560975461unironically, TB is the most interesting scenario to date and by a considerable margin. if the friend picked up uma because of horse idols and gacha addiction then they probably will just take another break. if they enjoyed the scenarios for the "rouge-like" mechanics then they may stick around, even with a weak dick.
Umas around the world.
>>560976408>>560976445wtf I thought it was a Kyoto CM
>>560976502
you're gay if you focus on her head and not her tits
Nigger
>>560976603chad
>>560976573It's hanshin bwo
>>560976603Aelred's alt I bet
>>560976578android 18 ass fivehead.
Its almost quitting time!
>>560976564Cute
>>560973889Mambo!
>>560976687Aelred is from UmaDash
im starting to feel really doomeric about this CM
KRIS ESSU?
Have you given up on training some trainees in MANT because of shit aptitude?
>>560976796If only you knew how bad things really are
>>560976818kill yourself
>>560973889MamboOoOoo
>>560976796assuming you aren't full-blown retarded then you can reach A-finals with just appropriately stammed units. once you're there then it's the same 50/50 whether you have a UG4 ace or an S+.
>>560976773He's from an S rank non-/uma/ club
>>560976603KYS a
>>560976837she's in heat
>>560976564Which one is the strongest tho?
>>560976818live yourself keep posting cafe
>>560976073Because you race a lot and those stats add up especially with the climax races. Even I lament the loss of oreng wit. She never left my deck in unity.
>>560976164Good thing my danchou is a top 7 earner
>>560976678Yeah I dunno why I thought it was Kyoto, at least all my Kitas have been bad so I didn't brick myself by buying a Kyoto green
>>560976946>it's another 'a' episodehe CAN'T keep getting away with it
>>560976603>>560976946>doxxing
oreng
I played 5 games of MANT and its really pointless so far I got 3 umas to 14.6K points, almost S. its only because of the skills though (fast learner on one and something on the other idk)I did 6 races in a row one time and didnt get punished for it, I guess, but it did try to give me 2 skin conditions and set mood to awful. another time I ran 3 and 4 and it gave me like 3 -10 to all stats in one run which is crazy doing 33 races a career idk if that is right. not even double 1200 in skills idk whythis is basically what I have been doing for the last few months anyway. idk if I should run more races or what
>>560976818Manhattan Cafe wouldn't do this>>560977031Stay Gold would do this
"2nd half of the race" skills could trigger anywhere from mid-race to the final straight right?
>>560976796I've been training lates with a shit deck trying to get decent stats and NSM from yeppers but after my first run, I gave up on the idea. I am not using a slightly better 2/2/2 deck with 60RB and I almost made a useable Gold Ship on my first try. I don't know if I understand MANT or not but I know I hate long cms because I can't just PACE it out like everything else..
Do you really need 2 gold recoveries for Pisces?
>>560977092yeahyou have to just pray that radiant star procs at the perfect moment
>>560977117No, you will make it to the end with just one, but you will lose because of hyper delayed spurt rate
>>560977113I always look up umas' skirts in this animation
>>560977081https://uma.guide/guides/trackblazer#gameplayreadcomprehendabsorbrememberexecute (yourself)
>>560976946wow doxxposting sure makes me want to join /uma/ lobbies
>>560977117I don't care, I'm taking the 2nd gold
IS THAT THE REAL ONE?
I don't think I'll ever get used to wahey when oshi wasn't localized into something like "bias"
>>560976946>Uma&Co humiliation lobbyWhy are they so evil and mean
>uma.guide
>>560977279Aeryn02 is from /v/
>muh doxwho actually gives a shit, your account isn't getting stolen by the chinks just cuz your name got posted
Good evening
>>560977523post your name then.
>>560977523post your name, PO box and the 3 numbers on the back of your credit card please
>>560973907https://mega.nz/file/2YBBBLSb#o1b4IVLiV9fCvXnrmT_9aH3fqyp34Km8lWK2nS86aTg
>>560977238alpha trainer behaviour
>>560976946Proud of my dacchis showing the /v/ermin who is in charge here
>keep seeing UG decks with Ayabe in themI'm nyoooticing
>>560977090And she does!
Get doxxed469245494692454946924549
>>560977649Why is that one gigabyte
>>560977345>bronze
>>560977523retard
>>560977345
>place second>use clock>place eight
>>560976946
>everyone's SSMy S+ ass is too ashamed too join these rooms
>>560977537Evil sheep evening sheep
>>560977967If it makes you feel any better, I'm only S
>>560977736aieeeee I am late....
>>560977967>he has an ace builtyou're already ahead of 80% of /uma/.
>>560977967I can't get SS Umas for Longslop, every other distance I can hit it easy
>>560978072>constant lobby cirlcejerk is only 20%wow the thread is populated
>>560977942This is why I watch the end of the races. I can see if I lost due to fluke positioning or if another hors just happens to overpower the field on that particular track.
>>560977953Ok but what will you do about it now?
>>560976963KincsemCuz I'm hungarian.
>>560978228>not mare milk
>>560978290Why?
>>560977404It was, pleasure seeing his solo ace Falco in action
>>560978290just eat bwo
>>560978492>mare milk
>>560978290
>>560977967My only S+ are shortsloppa umas....
>>560977967if you can't make a SS just quit
No I really still don't get why my brain goes into overdrive over cardigan Stego.
>>560973907Begone demon
for race bonus, are there specific breakpoints? I know 50 is said a lot, but like 45 is worse and 55 is better yeah? I'm thinking of doing this team for a character that'll be either medium or long depending on where sparks land, but it's 55 and I'm wondering if that means I would maybe be better off swapping something like that marv wit card for something else with only 5 rb.
>>560977967If you're an f2p just skip playing for the next 4 months
>>560977967I haven't made an SS uma yet because I'm a third-rate torena
you dont like heryou dont play the gameyou re a faker like red archeryou are the biggest faker in this general
>>560978901Learn Japanese already
>>560978495Because I said so.>>560978642I'll get a quarter pounder later.
You believe in her, right? You're not going to bet it all on an End Closer?
>>560978949https://uma.guide/guides/trackblazer#stats:~:text=and%20Unity%20Cup.-,Below,-is%20a%20table
>>560976837nah. I can literally make anyone start with A in mile if I need.
>>560977736Ooooh Maru, something feels off about seeing her in a swimsuit looking like that. I'd like to get down and dirty with you later too.
>>560978809kumis...
>>560979056this smug bitch is going to lose to my tamamo.
I will not take advice from a thread that doesn't know how to play tic-tac-toe
>>560978901>>560979004Kill Stegofags
>>560979056What if I run her and 2 end closers?
>>560979119>all SS/uma/ lobbies are scary...
>>560979235we play jong here
>it finally droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7mEFry7IdU>laugh.mp4
>>560979052>niche 19th century horse race knowldgewhy thank you, friendly local hungarianÜdvözlet Németországból, te buzi
>>560979064thanks, that's really nice. so maybe I swap the Nice Nature for something with only 10 race bonus like Fine Motion, that's a better card in general yeah?
>S is the new A>SS is the new S>UG is the new S+
Feels good, missed +15 stats after not pressing golden hammer once, I wish it was automatic. Marvelous power opop
>>560979064>gold hammer is only +5 to 1 stat outside of twinkle 3 raceswhy the fuck have I been buying these when they cost so much more than a book for +15 to a stat
>>560979280S-hitters not welcome here
>>560979478I used to get mostly A+ and now I get SS every runBut my deck improved a lot so it's probably thanks to that
>>560979064>uma.guidebuy an ad>>560979601Because you should be racing enough to afford them
>>560978975Kek. Everyone said this was the F2P scenario what happened to that
Who do I believe for the stam requirement for pisces? Also some places say 1 gold recovery is fine with another white recovery but others say 2 gold recoveries.
>>560979935Depends on your stamina, 2 recoveries is to be safe if one doesnt fire you still spurt. 1 gold if you miss you usually fail spurt
>>560979894f2p means you've mlbd every meta card so far in one spark
>>560979894it's the most F2P friendly, but it's a gacha at the end of the day.
>>560979601Buy what you get. Sometimes I've had book droughts. The point of mant is to adapt to what you get in the shop.
>>560979935Depends on your wit
>>560979894>what happened to thatThe gaslight campaign about this scenario got half of /uma/ behind by about a month. A week from now everyone should be starting to get SS on every run, I guess.
they'll crucify me for this butpower cards are good
>>560979425>germoneyanont megerőszakolta Eishin Flash
>>560979601They also add skill points to wins.
>>560979601+15 wit is +15 wit
>>560979056I still haven't run her because I've been trying to get the ideal Cafe (late)
>>560979935Take everything with a grain of salt. Everyone has consistently overestimated stam requirements but if you get a room where everyone is double debuffing you probably need that stam.
>>560979894every f2p should have finemo, creek, NTR and fuku MLB'd by now
post your oshi fan listnow
>>560980160JUST GO ON VFALATORIT TELLS YOU THE STAM REQUIREMENTS
I'm scared to say it but I still don't know what guts even does
>>560980139>idealngmi
>>560979601because it's 20 skill points
>>560979601You only need 3 for the TS Climax. The silver hammer is better in most cases. I've been awakened recently to skipping the +7 stat manuals and instead buying silver hammers if I have to choose between the two.
Dah...bee...
>>560979935unironically 1200 stam + 2 recoveries minimum if your umas are sub-900 wit
>>560979894It's f2p friendly IF you have the right cards otherwise unlucky go play something else for 4 months
>the coward refuses to post ittypical>>560980182every whale and fake f2per(you) should have killed themselves by now
>>560980241What happened to /uma/ that you let the gaslight vtuber tranny that never played MANT competitively let you shill his garbage gaslight tools?
>>560979770Brother, Uma.guide is the only site worth using these days. Or would you rather jerk off youtubers all day?Every tool you use is a product of people better than you, umaguide is no different.
>>560980374What are you vagueposting about
>>560979894I don't get how it's F2P friendly desu. You need to have 10% RB cards and can only revolve around them +1 5%
>>560980471Buy an ad
I thought everyone was using that one stamina calculator spreadsheet.
TS is F2Playable, but not Friendly2P
>>560979894F2p cards. Mant is indeed f2p friendly card wise.However people deliberately forget to say you need way above average parents now. A good mant parent dabs all over whatever you did in URA or aoharu.
>>560980483You can have two 5% RB and still hit 50% with sunday power.
>>560980182I had average SSR luck on one spark on NTR but didn't pull NTR, so unless I get one copy in the free pulls it's not happening
Having your entire run get glue'd because Creek didn't finish her chain is so frustrating and discouraging. It was an 1200 speed 1200 stamina run too just thinking about it makes me seethe and not want to play anymore
Do all vg generals end up looking like this
>>560980980No. They are worse
>>560980892*three
>>560980980There are worse but the easier it is for indonesians to play your game the browner it will be.
Forgot to hammer again award.
>>560979894If you started at launch and haven't hit SS as a f2p I'm sorry but ngmi
>>560980980it only takes a couple of dedicated shitflingers to ruin a thread
>>560980757It is very friendly for f2p. You slot free ssr marvelous, borrow ayabe guts and you already have 30/50 rb that is needed. Most cards have at least 5rb so your other 4 slots can go to pretty much anything, even more so if you have fitting 10rb card
>>560980980On a general level, yes, every single time. The question is how BAD the "schizomenia" becomes.
>>560980980/uma/ has less schizos, less horn posting, less avatarfags, but more gaslighting due to 90% of the tor-ray-nuhs here being shitters that can't stomach more than one run a day. this gen is fine.
>>560980934above average now but my cursed luck continues...
>>560981113torena card revoked
>>560980980This is all MANT's fault
i just got shakured wtf
>>560980780
>>560981285Welcome to the family, son.
Hello, I would like you to know that I want to kiss, mary, fuck and make small umas with this horse. Thanks for your attention.
>>560981159Okay, show me your umas with that rainbow bullshit of a deck that you're trying to push
>>560980980unironically most are much worse, /uma/ is typically fairly chill and the worst schizos here are fine compared to the absolute insanity of the schizos most generals get
>>560980980They don't if decent humans post instead of letting browns shitpost at eachother uninterrupted.
>>560981341You really have no excuse when rednu posted a SS f2p run.You're not worse than a youtuber right?
>>560981080 >>560980980>Never been to /vg/ in a serious capacity, had near to zero experience>One day (2-3y) back I finally bother to look through the catalogue>Ton of pure garbage, including the usual gacha trash>Find a thread about "Tactical Games" that include RTS, tacticool games, rainbow six, random indie stuff etc>It's super chill and nice for the year that I'm in there, becoming a regular>Then at some point a shit flinger starts appearing and the general died HARD>Some while later I noticed that the general is gone outright from the catalogueWas fun while it lasted,
>>560980980one thread I used to be active in was as bad or worse, the other one I lurk is pretty chill
Is using 3 shards to MLB SR Vega retarded? I could instead use 1 to MLB Windy and keep 2 for... something?
>>560981454man what the hell that [sound] is from 2023 goddamnitNOTHING is safe anymore, anything can and will get deleted sooner or later
>>560981308
I fucking hate you /uma/
>>560980980If you think this is bad you should lurk /xivg/
>>560981164We have less schizos but that one schizo who always come here to troll and to shitpost, which was outed to be an indog because someone accidentally found a user which reposts the posts from here and /umajp/, is enough to ruin the place with his samefaggings. Literally one fucking brown is enough to shit up this place despite the sticker site saying /uma/'s mostly white
>>560973531Goddamn, very impressive anon.
>>560980980Discord cabals flooding threads, the concept of general threads being the antithesis to text/imageboards themselves, etc
I wish I could go back in time to the launch. That was a fun time.
>>560981831>Month one of Global taking over the general>Some shit flinger screams constantly>Some /umajp/ chad of old outs the screaming shitter as THE divegrass whore>He either shut sup for days, or was banned for posing 15+(!!) threads at once to shit up the boardThat was a fun day
holy nice
I'm sick of how shitty Finemo's event cards are. why do so many choices not give friendship with her. why do multiple fucking take away energy
>>560981898dah bi
This place is fine. I think you should use your filters.
>>560981892the game is better now than ever. stop being a slave to meta, play to have fun. all 3 campaigns are fun and very different to run through, just allow yourself to enjoy the game and don't lose your mind grinding and optimizing for like +50 gems that will just make you want to optimize harder next time. run the umas you like and smile.
>>560982235NTR x Ayabe is so old newsI want Curren x Ayabe now
>>560982194I'm sick of fags talking about filter, ones that never do anything, and no I don't count basic md5 stuff to that as there is no magic or skill behind it.Same for people going "hur dur there is a super effective filter for the scat schizo" no there isnt and making images tiny isnt a solution either
My oreng grows stronger!
>>560982318He's right
>>560981831>outed to be an indogMust have missed it. Can you link it?
>>560982318>f2p = wageslaving for 2 years
>>560982310Sorry Curren-chan but Ayabe is busy right nowDo you want me to tell her something?
>bro you must have +500 stats before summer 1>summer 1 stats
>>560982417yeah if you slave away for years of your life you can get good cards eventually, but when people say f2p they obviously mean people lacking the best cards and needing substitutes newer players will have, and not people that already enslaved themselves to the game for a long time
>>560982318if you're not MLBing pasa and ramonu then you're bricked. unironically.
>>560980980It could be worse. We're missing vocarooposting, constant /soc/posting and the nonstop presence of "women" talking about being in sync or posting paintings made out of their expelled blood. Yes, I am referencing a very specific general.
>>560982318and the issue is?
This general isn't even that bad you weenies
>>560982663Should I skip Tachy speed for Ramou wit in your opinion?
/alg/ is chill before the sloppa menace, now it's mostly slop.
>>560982453>>560909692>/umaJP/ found one of the JP-larpers who probably reposts shit pretending to be his own (and does it on twitter too)>it's an indonesian>>560906665>>560909270>>560909404
more like shitasan blacked
>>560982813You're asking someone who is only parroting sloptubers' gaslights he never played GL or GM
>>560982116She can give you ONE hint of speed star??!I don't think I've ever seen that
>>560982873>It's always umaJP people exposing disgusting browntard shit poster2nd time now
>>560982318what a good day to hang myself
I've got a bad feeling about this
>>560982873>we've gone by several threads and theirs is still up No wonder jpniggers go here
>Muh schizo outted boogeymanDespite talking about how you want the thread to be less brown and talk about the gameYou keep giving him attention and talking about himTurns out youl are brown too
>>560982813you pull on tachy/light hello (MLB R or 1LB SSR) for light hello because of scenario mechanic. 1lb tachyon is usable. you would only MLB if you want to main pace.>>560982923this is the part where you say pasa and ramonu are skippable and we laugh at you.
>>560981618
>>560982979My 7 will protect your run!
>>560982873What compels somebody to pretend to play a game in a language they also pretend to understand? Every day there's a new variant of mental illness that comes out of that hell region.
>>560983120oh hey its you again the schizo
>>560980980When you have 1 or 2 faggots replying to themselves for hours at a time or trying to police the thread in the name of thread "culture" and threatening to derail it if that's not maintained then you'll know it's getting bad.
>>560983132>1lb tachyon is usablewhich sloptuber, post the ad
Uma for this feel?
https://poal.me/y9uzfshttps://poal.me/y9uzfshttps://poal.me/y9uzfs
>>560983334Who would have thought, another card with lb3 being cope and MLB being the actual goal
>>560982574600 speed 500 on every other stat when finishing summer is a guts deck. For you? You badly need better parents.
>>560983120Ironic coming from this image reaction>>560906715 >>560907717
>>560982318He is not wrong
IT IS THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK AGAINWho are you training, what are you listening, what are you drinkingFor me it is NY Opera parent runs until I get spurt, drinking some beers keeping it light, listening to the game OST but only when the Senior Year starts
>>560982318I mean, he’s right but you can only build that deck if you treat the game like a second job by planning every pull and playing every day for years (and forgetting about pulling any umas you actually like) at that point why not just spend money on the game?
>>560983520mambo
>>560982318This guy is severely underestimating the possibility of having to double pity a single copy of a support card and using 3 rainbow crystals to MLB it months later (if we even get 3 full crystals a year). F2P lucklets won't be able to sustain that many carats per meta card they have to roll for even if they sacrifice rolling for umas for the sake of meta.
>>560983520>>560983362Mambo!
When the fuck is the free selector? I need to MLB my Creek before I want to even start building for longslop
>>560983703Stoopid Mambo, you dont have human ears!
>>560983450one uma that reminds me to amagami at least in design is logotype
>>560973589what's so good about stinky windy
>>560983814
licking a hag to medium climax
>>560983605>Who are you trainingCafe until I get whatever's better than what I have in hand. Maybe 2 more times and then I'm going to fallback to unity to read kita's story>what are you listeningnothing>what are you drinkingwater, I need to drive (2011)
>>560983872anal correction
When the game hard fucks you with 0 summer rainbows it should really give you your TP back when you give up.
>>560983691>using 3 rainbow crystals to MLB it months laterat that point just take the L and use those for the next long term meta card
>>560983853>THIS reminds him of umagami
>>560983334are you new? obviously 1lb isn't going to have everything you want. the point of tachyon is a good generalist speed card even at 1lb and it's on the same banner as the scenario pal card that's required to have. it takes priority over other secondary speed cards for pacers/mediums hence "usable" and not "BiS."notice you've ignored 90% of the reply, only managing to zero-in on a singular point on the fringes.
>>560983973it does
>>560983642>treat the game like a second jobYou only need to get to finals A on every chanme, be in an A rank club, and maintain a class 6 team for a year. And also do your dailies.If that's having a second job to you, I bet you don't have a first job.The only thing that is hard about getting Pasa and Ramonu as F2P is not going full retard on scam banners.
>>560984035Not sure why, but you do you.
When is pasa supposed to be out? I heard you have to mlb tachy speed
>>560983884I'm glad he was in good care
>>560983523what about end of summer 2?
man, training lates and ends in this scenario is insufferable. they just cant win consistently early, and sometimes midway through the career.
>>560984132no idea who's that
>>560983872there are like 3 usable speed cards in mant
She’s too cute bros
>>560984031>tachyon is a good generalist speed cardAgain, call the sloptuber that has been feeding you this. Tachyon is a specialist card for medium pace chasers that is MLB or bust.
is migraine one of the ailments that has a chance to remove itself, or should I just cure it with miracle cure?
>>560984058>be in an A rank club>do your dailiesThis ideal world is only possible if everyone is on boardAnd even if they are, the club still needs at least 2-3 fanslavers to keep the club afloat to A>finals A on every chanmeAs a jobber, I have nothing to say to thist.danchou
>>560984058>tfw never got into A finals>tfw I always go down once I get on class 6>tfw I'm stucked A+ MANT hellOpen league here I come haha...
>>560984302A club is a career every 3 days
>>560984267A random Fate character that showed up on my Pixiv feed, don't worry about it.I was going to make more "Uma for this feel" posts with them, but then we started talking.Umagami Musume.
>>560984397Bullshitinb4 mambo
>>560984276keksay plainly that you think 1lb maru is better than 1lb tachyon as a generalist speed in GL. i want to further confirm you're retarded.
>>560984272you don't play the game retard
>>560984276also, where's that noise about pasa and ramonu being bad cards? you keep glossing over that.
Stego cardigan cute.
>>560984306Boy umas...
>>560984272would pump and dump
>>560984590would cuck 10/10
>>560977967Everyone on /uma/ says they have SS horses but the umas being shared in my club are almost all S+
>>560984680Your club is fulll of shitterIncluding (you)
>>560984659I don't have Opera but even if I did I would still have to pick Fuji. I'm tempted to buy the selector ticket to unlock Opera though...
>>560984847
>>560984306not giving up at least...
>>560984908I'm going to have to do another Fuji run now.
>>560984703
simply perfect
>>560985057boys have really big tits...
>>560985057Replace vodka with staygold
>>560985046
Ramadhan Mubarak to my fellow muslim bros from indonesia
>>560985057I love the boy umas.
>>560985240why are you from indonesia
Been procrastinating making dinner for 3 hours so I will start now and then host some rooms! Got an 18k Kita-chan I would like to test out, looks to perform a lot nicer than my previous one despite no Long S. This was without fast learner too so the potential is massive
>>560985240If I get adopted by an indonesian dude, will he arrange a marriage with an uma for me?
bruh
>>560985208
>>560985367Asserting dominance.
>>560984058>finals A on every chanmeWhich means building aces (let’s not even get into parent building or having bad luck)>be in an A rank clubWhich means doing fan runs>maintain a class 6 team for a yearWhich means TT building>do your dailiesWhich means at least one career per day (minimum 30 minutes)If you want to squeeze every single resource you can get you’re looking at around 4 hours of play per day and you’re going to need those carats if you want to MLB every meta SSR card as an (arguably unlucky) F2P
white lesbians always saying shit
With this 7 a nuke will hit israel, indonesia and indiaEnding all the evils of the world once and for all
>ALWAYS SAVE 3 GOLDEN HAMMER FOR FINALS BRO
Quitting and not trying for the next CM would have been so easy if I don't have any plats
>>560984680I have like 3 or 4 SS. Been training end maya and late eishin flash the past couple days though and getting S and S+ again lolthis scenario is truly brutal if you don't have certain cards
>>560985805The internet could go back to how it used to be.
>>560985839I just do it halfway and save two instead
I just noticed that if I job really hard on a race I don't get ANY shop pointsFuck this game
>>560985928That's why I only clock those races, essentially like failing a unity race
>>560985805but the troon xitter fags are from the US, we have to nuke that too
any blazer nasty "kill kitasan" debuffer decks around?
>>560985676bwo doesn't even want to play the game and just want free shitif you know how to play the game you should be able to make finals A aces in a weekend with your half assed parents and borrowsmantaining class 6 in TT is piss easy and your team only needs to be updated once or twice per scenarioif you can't do dailies go play any coomgacha that only asks you to roll instead of giving you any kind of gameplaybeing unable to do any of these in an easy way means either huge skill issue or that you have skipped every event and have been throwing your carats away, if it's the second then you aren't getting pasa and ramonu anyway because you're duuuuumb and the captcha should be filtering you from posting
>>560985856>>560985676god if youre such a bitch about it just play Open Leauge and aim for 90%that still requires effort and teambuilding, even if it doesnt come with the same "prestige" as if fucking Hanshin 3200 has any prestige
>>560985996Ahaha... I totally didn't rage use 5 clocks on the classic NHK mile then end up 7th anyways
>twitter burned out>reddit burned out>/uma/ burned out>groomcords burned outit's over
>>560986039Here is the REAL solution: Nuke everything BUT the OLD WORLD. Return the pre WW2 status quo of things.
/uma/ groomcords...
>>560986204I'm having a blast tho..
How do I save my club from collapse? I know at least 5 people are going to quit next month and I don't want to drift into a new home...is MANT really going to kill us?
Does Tracen have an abortion clinic?
>>560986204>piggers having a blast tho
>>560983520Cult like behavior. Only a matter of time until the poisoned kale juice gets passed around
>>560984452
>>560986345Rebricked...
>>560986096>Open League>even more autism than MANTNyo. I'll take the easy way and gamble with Mambo +2 lates. Then cope that MANT and its CMs are garbage
think im at like 120 card rolls with 0 SSRs going back to the last free rolls..
>>560986416>A clubs require discordsB+, home...
IS MAYANO TOP CUNNY, OR MAYANO TOP HEBE?
I thought "Cap, as in Peak" was a meme, not an actual line...
>>560986450autism?https://youtu.be/E5rGOPmploothe only things that matter are getting stats, greens, and your one accel skillif you wanna skip a CM for being a shitty nightmare Open leauge is very feasible
I like MANT but mega skip would do wonders here
>>560986416>>560986508That's not an /uma/ club, that's just a punny club.
>>560986450open league should be upgraded to A+ now and that's, like, the average unity result if you're into thatand nsm is really good this cm...
Shit like this makes me wonder why I even bother.
>>560986416That's basically B+ by the end of the month
>want to do pig multis>but doing so will fuck up the paid count and make it uneven
grand live will be butter
>>560986604Just showing what it takes to be in A, one of the lowest ranked A clubs bwo...
>>560986575She is peak
>>560986225yes
>>560986653>song RNG instead of shop RNG>also light hello pal card is literally mandatorymeh
>>560986416>no dirt requestsvery based.
Bright is the designated facesitting Mejiro.
>>560986096I mean open league demands you min maxing autism while ranked demands you min maxing autism + having every SSR MLB>>560986485could be worse. for Kita card I got 390 rolls with 1 kita (sparked)
I couldn't do math correctly and I'm letting a speed scroll, silver cleat hammer, 2 whistles, a cupcake, a speed anklet, and a cupcake all slip by all in 1 turnThis has to be the biggest fumble in all my runs so far
>>560986852Need light hello paizuri, heck we need a paizuri-only uma compilation
>>560986852I will happily run this hag cow's card all the time.
>>560986962silver cleat hammer you can give up desu
>>560986765>Mein KampfI said PRE-ww2, by which I mean Bring back the Kaiserhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNox238TXp8
>>560987026ORANGE!
>>560986565They're all hebes, this is cunny
>>560985839Just do a cheeky 2.
Hebemusume
mfw I get all the accels
>>560986582Lmao, why is this guy copying Witgod? He even has the edit time on the end of the title
>>560987026and they say high rolling isnt real>>560987108sexkillsexsexsex
>>5609870921930 is pre-ww2>>560987167what about 'em
>>560987226That's just a very efficient way of providing information quickly
>>560974368
>>560981898I want to kiss Winning Ticketon the mouth
>>560986582>min-maxxing B rankExactly why it's autism. I would rather totally job on Graded than to try a B minmaxxing >>560986617>A+I would do that if that was the case
>>560987264Mein Kampf (the book) is mid/post ww2.d.
Should I just use the paid selector on my 2LB Fine Motion already or keep blue balling until the rolls are over? Realistically, there's no chance I'm getting 2 copies of FM in the remaining pulls, right?
>>560974368Do Super Creek and Air Groove qualify as hags?!
>>560986416bro that's like 1 run away from B+
>>560987407the moment you lose faith and burn that selector is the moment your two FineMos poof out of existence.
/uma/ is shit today. Post Yuri.
>>560987381ok but I dont understand whats so hard about hitting B rank in URA and grabbing straightaway spurt and 2 golds
>>560987387ww2 "officialy" started on 1939, mid ww2 would be 1942-43Mein kampf was published in 1925
>>560983691(You) should easily be able to budget 600 pulls for each of them. That's a 94% chance to MLB.
>>560987596S-Shut up..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28VLBdh4z9Y fatty
>>560986852oh nyoooo anything but having to press light hellos buttons every run haha
A sloptuber complimented my uma ૮( ˶• ༝ •˶ )ა
>>560987534
>>560987387>Mein Kampf (the book)as opposed to what? the movie?
>>560987693Fuck off
>>560987740The Video Game
>>560986852>Less and quicker RNG instead of more and longer RNG>also a hot as fuck hag pal card is literally mandatorycalm down I'm already sold
>>560987693clip it and hang it up on the wall
>>560987643Then when do you pull for your favorite horses??
be honest with me brehs. is she a contender? or just another one of kitasan's fuckslaves?
>>560987842>angling>unrestrained>867+1anon... you're not even trying.
>>560987842Bwo, you are missing a recovery or 200 stam...
>>560987534Dude just open the game and play MANT on slow mode
>>560982318Gwos you told me Finemo and Super Creek would fall off...
>>560987673
>>560973285TY to whoever posted the en-translated page of UmaYome Uma X Tore . I didn't know there was a project going on. The stories are too wholesome
>>560987937I want to fuck DictaI NEEEEEED to fuck dicta
>>560986345Just have the clubs merged
>>560988002FineMo falls off but Super Creek is still good for another 2 years.
Just bought the two tickets should I save my paid carats for anything important?
>>560987842Unrestrained activates waaaay too late and, after experiencing it myself, angling is mediocre. She won't live either with that stam + recoveries.
>>560987538My reason for it is simply "It isn't fun" and isn't fun intentionally jobbing your honses just to fit B rank. It's why I can't stop trying for graded even though I know I'm a shitter and got wins through sheer willpower. The only difference this time is I don't find MANT fun too but I still want to at least try. With the current open league, I don't even see it as trying.
>>560988020Your welcome
>>560987026
Umazing! :D
>>560988064>newest scenario in JP still had people using Creek according to the event pollingHow is she so poweful?
>>560988159you didnt do shit you never do shit all you do is shit and fight post your dont even play the game while trash posting as 3 different avatarfags
>>560988002SC gets dethroned october 24thof next year.
>>560987407I got two random copies of Fine Motion in my 170 rolls on the banner so far, just enough for me to MLB. I'd legitimately say to keep waiting.
>>560987407Never say never.
>>560987842Escape Artist is mandatory for fronts that isn't Kitasan bro
>in an interview says her goal for improving is so she can catch up to (you)>makes you visit her hometown with her and she introduces you to her parents>invites you to a picnic where she gives you a massage>you two go out for new years and she gets drunk so you have to take care of her, then she apologizes for "causing trouble" the next dayhomewrecker
Did they fucking buff sleep deprived or something? Every damn turn I need to rest I get that shit, so annoying.
>>560983642Lazy retards will get left behind, as it should be.
>>560988375Is it still oyakadon if it is a hag and a super hag?
Do you choose to hoard tickets or use them whenever you're (intending on) going for a spark?
>>560988375Girls, this is why you have to make a move on your trainer before they get taken away by hags.
I HATE LONG CMS FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU
God I hate indos
Parent farming MANT is the worst feeling ever.
>>560988649being your parent would feel worse
>>560987538its very easy to train B rank umas in MANT because you can dodge unique levelups very easily and most of your stats are from epiteths
>>560988498You should save your pink tickets. Treat them like carats.
I was wrong this whole time, Gold Ship really is the only uma you ever need.
>>560984680Same, save for that one guy I save all his umas for my practices.
>>560988750>reddit ship
Long CMs are skill based and that makes /uma/ seethe
>>560988464Super hag on the left (Haiseiko) is Light Hello's (Moonlight Rose) grandma btw
>>560988868LONG CMS DO NOT TAKE SKILLS
Long CMs are whale based
>560988239What causes this mental illness?
>>560988868Long CMs require building Stamina, which doesnt immediately contribute to going faster, which makes retards seethe.
>>560988868gemini cup, a 3200m, was the 2nd ever CM and /uma/ still insists that stamina is a gaslight.
>>560984276>casually forgoes 40 friendship bonus at 1lb
>>560989062fuck you guys you laughed at me for bringing an 800 speed 1200 stam golshi in rooms
>>560989127kek
>>560989062Stamina was always a gaslight
>>560987534You can always check the /u/mamusume thread on /u/ for something new every day, anon. I usually post new stuff there whenever I do my daily scroll through Twitter.
>>560988332>>560988254>>560987516Not what I wanted to hear, but needed to hear.
I've been away a bit. Did the MANT qol get released?
>>560989523ero
>>560988868Now that I actually made some 16* and 17* stam parents I actually enjoy building for long.
>>560989537it was released when MANT was, yes
>>560989537Depends what you mean by QOL, since we didn't get the vanilla MANT anyway
>>560988498Hoaaaaaaard. After freebies I spent my 40 tickets to get Kita, so she was essentially free.
SPEEDstaminaPOWER
>>560989537Yes, thankfully they released the qol of having MANT finally ending aoshit era
I am burning through almost 20 clocks a day and I won't keep playing after I run out
Hes out of touch.Hes out of time.
I'm happy that MLB RIko is still finding its uses after unity, sparking her banner was the best bargain ever
>>560989780>not having 2400 clocks for the MANTathonamateur....
how many aces do you have /uma/? remember, its not a real ace until they can beat randos in a public room
>>560989967zero
>>560989780>buy good inherit/skill early>save on clocks>win more races for more stats>win more races for more currency for more stats>win more races for more fans for danchud
>>560989967i have two I guess
>>560989967Zero, only because the ones I've made so far will certainly gas out
Does the dialogue option you pick after beating a race affect what stats you get?
I will not be rolling pasa ssr because I enjoy running pasa.
Hola
>>560989858Now I'm thinking about Lucky Star
>>560989394I have exhaustively posted the stamina requirements for Pisces for every single running style, focusing on Fronts and Ends since they'll likely be the most common. 1050-1100 stam + 2 golds should give you close to 90%+ spurt, 100% recovery. Going less stam/fewer skills lowers spurt rate quite a bitSo yes, stamina is a gaslight in that fucker's gaslight doc where 1200+ 3 golds is recommended, but if you show up with Kitasan, 800 stamina + Maestro, she is going to gas out. Fucking retards, it's always histrionic with you fucks. You need the golden mean, holy shit.
G-guys if you have issues with SS-ing your umas, recheck your agenda. I had Oaks instead of Derby for a long time and my uma statlines suffered.You can check the epithets on a finished uma to see which routes you took.
>>560990037doesn't work when you're forcing Mile races with a Mile B Taishit
>>560989967Only Tamamo currently and I accidentally made her when updating TT, and she keeps winning TT too
>>560988375pal cards never disappoint
>>560989958>not having 10k clocks by MANTwhat are you, a fucking casual? Gas yourself, loser
>>560989967One and a half. The half is very usable and can win, but it's missing long S, so I'll try to work on it once I'm done with my 3rd and have spare time
>>560989967I have 1.5 usable TT umas
>>560989967One. My other one with a Long S whiffed Creek chain so I've been down and frustrated whole day
>>560989967one that is mid
>>560979894If a scenario makes it easy for F2P trainers to make strong umas then what do you think whales with every important card MLB'd will be doing?Use your brain
I need to do 5 parent runs, can you recommend me long ass videos or podcasts to watch?
shop "random" refresh is fucking bullshit cygays should've sticked to real random and not pseudo-random
>>560990335anon its a long cm
>>560990201derby versus oaks depends upon your long aptitude. i suppose you could just force tiara even if you can run longs but that seems silly.
>>560989967I’m still updating my Dirt team.
>>560990443Why the long face?
>>560989967right now? zeroin a week? on your criteria, zerocm finals? platinum
>>560988375>>560986653>>560988795I will cheat on my trainee with her
>>560990463What i meant to say, a single wrong G1 ruins the set.
>>5609899670. My goal is to just sneak into A finals.
thigh or pit job from kitasan??
I don't like it when women cry...
Christmas Oguri doesn't work on Ares?
>>560990865i choose speed training
>>560990960
>>560990990Too bad, she wants her guts trained
dirt C > medium C
>>560990865foot
>>560991153>>560991309The activation is a bit too early or does it not matter that much?
>>560991153>>560991309nta, but do you want the highlighted skills at the start or end (aka start of Last Spurt) of Late-race?
>>560991445Anon..
>>560991445Kore wa Kariiouva
speaking of hanukkah oguri, has anyone seen one win a pisces lobby?
>>560987968Even with 800 guts?
>>560991819doesn't help you spurt
>>560991819if ends are dying with 1000 stam 600 guts 1 gold, I'm sure your front will die at 800 stam 800 guts 1 gold.
>>560991950>dyingi'm retarded and meant delayed spurt
Which cards should I be using for a guts deck? Every time I've tried, it doesn't work well.
>>560992095
>>560992095Not Haru. Yeppers, Groove and Pearl. Replace one of them with Ayabe when you get her.
>>560992095SSR yeppers + MLB ayabe + SSR borrow
>last turn>use 4 whistles>no speed cards on trainingfuck this game
>>560992095Air groove, Urara, Bijin SSR. Swap in Ayabe if you get her MLB.
>>560992095try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVl2xrf2gjc when you get ssr ayabe or maybe using another 10rb guts card
VILLAIN SLAIN
How does Kitasan catchup when there are 2 other Non kita front runners in the room
>>560991749Seems to be doing decently as pace
>>560992423She runs really fast.
>>560992423By taking the lead on the starting gate so others have to catch up to her, silly.
>>560992215>pearl>-5 RB>-15 training effectiveness >-35 initial guts>smug_oguri_cap.jpgJust focus on trainings year 1 instead of spamming g3 races like a retard, the starting friendship wont be an issue
>>560992423Get pos 2 and win. No other front has a viable accel after all.
>>560992564Question is how does she catchup to position 2 if she has no curvature or escape artist or unique velocity
>>560992558Have you actually tried to use Haru.
>>560992638She has blast forward and you can Seiun SSR escape artist.
>>5609920954guts/2wit decks require speed AND power growth-rates to really shine. if the unit only has 10% or less speed growth then you need to run 1spd/3guts/2wit. i don't see the point of running a 2/2/2. at that point just run 2flex anything.the standard budget cards, ordered by priority, are:sr admire vega (usually your borrow)welfare urarawelfare bijinsr air groove
>>560992423no idea, your question makes sense on paper but Kitasan just naturally ends up at 2 for some reason. I think the longer midrace just gives more chance for some luckshit overtakes. Maybe. Probably. Or Cygames is intentionally jacking up her race witchecks
>>560992638Make a strong one simple as,
>>560992698>Blast Forwardlol
>2nd chain pasa spookRun is going shit but thanks El.
>>560992946
Not having initial friendship gauges bricks summer training so easily if you're unlucky enough
>>560992652I am consistently making SS-UG team trial runners with her, Bijin and air groove. Pearl is garbage, sirius is the only other compareable SR card but the 15 TE is better than the +1 speed
>>560992394Bourbon wouldn't say this
>>560993149Post them.
Yankohttps://x.com/agentes305/status/2035022018395971929?s=20
Left or right?
>>5609920952 speed 2 guts 2 wit works well with Ogurin at least. Yeppers and Urara should be the two guts.
>>560993604left, right if you gay
>>560993396
Dia's boobs are way too distracting on this event
might not top this, specially cuz mant sux2run
>>560991608she's so small
>>560992526as far as i understand, there are no consistent triggers which makes 13% pretty impressive. i figured people would run it on end, maybe late. i'm guessing this is some youtuber's discord community submitting data?
>>560993842bro her iq
>>560993651>consistentlyThem. Plural. Show your veterans.
>>560993604Left while right watches
>>560993604>Hishiama = amazon position>Kris = reverse mating press
>>560993842my urara will eat this taishit for breakfast.
>>560993873a small and affectionate hors
>>560993914all guts decks except the mambo, fuku and kitasan
>>560993842>groundwork taishin
>>560993604Left, but this is subject to change when Kris S becomes playable because I have a really really strong feeling that I will instantly be head over heels for her
So how do Grand Live facilities work? Is it like URA and MANTblazer or does it have something like Unity?
>>560994339https://gametora.com/umamusume/grand-live
>>560993898It's public room data collected via mass spectate botshttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/umalogs
>>560994225the inspo hit, the greens had heavy discount. Seemed may as well.
>>560993604Left
I'm illiterate and stupid, someone help me read and understand thisLets use the Nishino Flower and Tachyon banners as an example so I can get itDoes the calculator estimate assume I will have 48463 carrots by the time Nishino banner comes, rightAnd then by the time Tachyon banner comes I will have 98498 carrotsSo after sparking Nishino because I had shit luck, I would be down to 18463 carrotsIs this thing taking into account the 200 pulls on Nishino? How I am getting up to 90k carrots from being down to 18k in so little timeI don't get it
>>560994101Fair. I still dont think Haru is worth the time and effort it takes to make her work. Pearl is more consistent.
>>560994339URA
>>560994494Yes. Try changing the pull numbers for flower to 300 and you should see 100 less pulls for Tachy, That's how you figure out what you'll be able to afford in the worst case.
But my mom says I'm handsome...
3LB Creek having 8RB and 15 friendship gauge sucks absolute ass, why did they back load the free selector right near the CM?
>>560994658Oooooh I see how it works now, that makes a lot of sense So I will be able to afford my parent Uma, 2 good cards and the Uma I like if I don't schizo pull and keep it in my pantsThanks anon
Hosting 3 rooms to see how things are faring105291181052911810529118First one! Will post results
>>560994805it's only $21, anon. you could be producing UG aces right now. what's $21 for all the hundreds of hours of enjoyment you've gotten from the game?
I'm tired of getting mile S from a random grandparent instead of long S from my parents
The races are starting, still around 5-6 hours till the graded oneshttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>560994805>the free selectorthere is not a free selector.
>>560994987What are the races today keibabwo
>>560994996>there is not a free selector
>>560994934I had LB2 Creek and already used the paid selector on her
>>560994443I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
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it's incredible how you can only have four rival races in a whole career and still lose all of them
>>560994871Just make sure you have the club/cm/TT settings configured correctly, preferably undershooting a bit (B finals #1 B+ club). I've been using the calculator for several months and it has been accurate thus far.
>>560994996>>>
>>560994931>3 Ayabe’s in one room
>>560995279>>560995167>>560995047by all means please prove me wrong
>>560994934I have 1LB Fine Motion 3LB Creek and I am still stuck whether I should 3/3 or 2/4. Tempted to burn a crystal so they are both usable, but then when would I roll Maruzen?
uma+trainer=
>>560995264I have been class 6 and club A+ for months so I will keep it at that, my CM hasn't been too great, 2 and 3 place in A finals, a lot, I will keep it at 3rd place for nowThanks for the advice bwo
>>560995026The main race on each racecourse is:Nakayama - Flower Cup, G3, 1800m Turf, 3YO Fillies only (one of the horses, Exceed, is a full-sister too Equinox)Hanshin - Wakaba Stakes, Listed, 2000m Turf, 3YO Colts only (1st and 2nd place gets a guaranteed spot in Satsuki Sho)Chukyo - Chunichi Sports Sho Falcon Stakes, G3, 1400m, 3YO only
>>560995369Anni part 3 missions trust the plan
Pokke cute!
>>560995391i would MLB FineMo and just suffer with 3LB SC for the singular long CM we have for all of TB.
I can't believe I've resorted to using SSR Dober Wit
>>560995407
>>560994931First room done!657098596570985965709859Second!
>>560995407& implies friendship, / implies it is an intimate relationship
>>560995557>THE CUTESTTHE CUTEST>THE CUTESTTHE CUTEST>THE CUTESTTHE CUTEST
>>560995554Well, fingers crossed.
Not a cygames intern btwhttps://poal.me/6vhxnahttps://poal.me/6vhxnahttps://poal.me/6vhxna
umaxtrainer
>>560995508Thanks
>>560995738Pokke wife!
>>5609953913/3 means neither are usable during climaxblazer because neither will have 10 race bonus
>>560995758they don't need more fuel than my burning ass produces
>>560995758Not poor, just not interested in buying anymoreI'll vote that I'm poor to fuel your ego though
>>560995369Retardgwo...
What types of runners should I focus on debuffing with my evil nature
>>560995957
>>560996125definitely not fronts nor ends.
>>560996175I want to lick her bellybutton
>>560996125pace and late
>>560996125TOTAL FRONT AND END DEATH
>>560996125Stam debuff the fronts and speed debuff the ends probably
>>560987407>>560989420It's fairly safe if you still need two more, it's extremely unlikely. It could still happen though, and if it did you'd feel like shit
>>560996267Finally
>>560996213
>>560995701And that's the second!271402982714029827140298Last one!
>>560996241Why does she have brown hair? Isn't Secretariat's eggs strong?
>>560996394Hey, give him at least that, trainer's gens tried their best
aiieeeeeeeee cyjews ban the fucking botters i am getting seconds long Connecting... cucked
>>560996347>raped by stamina siphonAIIIIIEEEEEEE
Is Serenity a bad skill? >jammedI'm assuming so. I just had a good Ayabe run but it was meant for TT so I didn't bring Creek or Rice
>>560996347Poor Suzuka, too many fast fronts for her there
>>560996676>is serenity badit's unironically better than bofa.
>already down 150 clocksYeah, not gonna survive this
>>560996347Lobbies like this make me think that bringing a runaway suzuka is basically coinflipping your own win conditionVictory Cheer becomes effectively locked to just 2nd place and if your front can't keep it, you're just handing a win on a silver platter (or not in this case)
>>560996816just stop doing all your borrows?
>>560996347>two gold recovieries>BOTH fail wit checkRemember, no matter your wit, shit will always be ASS1200 or bustThank you for joining! Will host more after the selector
>Less than 3 days before big QOLsWhat are they going to add?
Mayano Top Cunn!
>>560997021hopefully botter genocide
>>560997021the most important QoL of all:casual outfits
>>560997021lmao
>>560996813Fuck, this would have been a nearly perfect run if I had Swinging Maestro as well. I even got fast learner.I'll do it and buy long skills instead of medium ones, wish me luck.
>>560996676No it's good after the patch rework, it's better than BOFA and Sleeping Lion
>>560997006>yeppers 0lb>sweepy 0lb>borrow Kitasanholy shit
>>560997021>What are they going to add?sonic and knuckles
>>560997021Add?
>>560997106this
>>560996829Or Suzuka get blocked behind all other fronts like in this race and its normal race with 8 umas
>>560997231Because they already have Tails?
>>560997021Animation editor mode.
I WILL get a triple 3-star spark parent!
>>560997351god, she's so fucking stupid
post more maya
>>560997385you'd have better odds with a keno ticket
>>560997363That would really spin the meta
>>560997351 I keep forgetting if you buy the hat you have to use it
>MANT parent run>Only need to hit 600 across everything then take another stat to 1100>Can afford the Fast Learner hat>The currency from whatever other items I'm skipping can go towards hammers so that I get as many skillpoints as possibleWhatever sloptuber said that ace runs can be turned into parent runs was gaslighting (You) and me.Still AIDS to grind and you're better off playing another video game or paying some slave to farm on your behalf
>>560997442Maya is a genius
>>560997021Casual outfits for the home screen.
>>560990950I only get hard when women cry
>>560997501With how easy it is to reach 1100+ on all 3 stats and how much energy you have it is possible to print 9* every week just by building aces lol
>>560997556
>>560997187The power of love has no need for MLBs
>>560997621>gaslighting (You)I'm not a retard who is STILL listening to sloptubers. URA is over ages ago, you should know how to play this game by now unless you're brown
>>560997731that's a tell-tale sign of sociopathy btw
Man hearing that new spring line still feels nice. I want Stego to sigh directly into my ear. I would pay top dollar for Stego ASMR honestly.
>>560997183>>560996813>spurt rate: 100% or 0%At least it'll be funny. She's my first SS rank too.
>>5609976212400 points already lets you level majority of skills + golden versions + ults, where the fuck are you going to spend all those points? Also ace run easily lands 2-3 stats past 1100 so whats even the point
>>560997952I wish we got ASMR in general.
>>560997783The real problem is the time commitment you'd need for that.
>>560998032Daring Tact fans are lucky.
>>560997969does a radiant+white get you to 100% or just 90s? you have three aces for a reason. if it whiffs, it whiffs.
>>560993651What kind of schedule are you running on this?
>>560989967Still on stand-by waiting for the Creek unbrickening.
Yeppers what the fuck
How the fuck GUTS build survive until the first summer?
>>560998225
>>560998308just put the guts in the uma, lil bro.
Does everyone call Bijin Yeppers or only /uma/?
>>560998401nyeppers
>>560998401
>>560998401it's an /uma/ thing be careful of not revealing your powerlevel
>>560998358But guts doesn't win races and big noombers only comes in summer, how the fuck do I win races until then?
>>560995738>>560995557>THE CUTEST
>>560998120Seems like a white + Radiant Star is enough most of the time. Honestly, doesn't seem that bad.
>>560998401I saw it on Twitter once.
>>560998401It started on Reddit and /uma/ started calling her that too
>>560998462Buy skills
>>560998527>>560998527>>560998527
>>5609899673 cope aces, that are decent enough.Will try to improve after the free rolls when I can finally MLB Creek
>>560995850I wanna fuck her puffy pussy, what do you think about this?
>>560988649my last ~10 parents have been speed guts wit, mostly medium and pace sparks tootwo or them speed 3 even
>>5609899670, I'll shit 3 S/low end S+ aces 2 days prior with long A, win group B finals and get better rewards than a 33.3% of group A finals reachers