Previous: >>560998527>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Narita Top Road (Speed), SR Admire Vega (Guts), SR Mejiro Ryan (Stamina), SR Bakushin (Power)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Whoa, Tickezo is truly packing a pair of winning tickets...
junior stakes with fillies..
>>561022031The most kissable umamusume
anyone winning rooms with lates?
>>561022112
>UWOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARIGATOU SPERM-SAN
I hate daitaku as a person.
end closers was the biggest gaslight of this CM, not the staminadoesn't matter if you have 1200 stamina, everyone has a delayed spurt rate here, but fronts and pace are already on the lead so by the time they spurt, your end closer will not catch up ever, they just can't it happens too late, so the front and pace always win
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/atJUcP+https://jiggie.fun/atJUcP
>>561022173birthday nakidashi
clockless ss f2p
>>561022214But end is doing well in rooms, and pace is barely even a real style, it's literally only xoguri because she gets to run 1200/700/1200/x/1200 statlines and survive while executing her gameplan
>>561022367Whats her gameplan?
Most recognizable umas
When will it be my turn to highroll..
>>561022419Gamble even harder on radiant star activation than the average uma because you can also determine your unique timing off of it
>>561022003I feel like this rn.I wish oreng was real to cheer me up with good fortune.
>>561022286NHK Mile has fewer than 3 corners so Kitasan unique can't activate there by the way
AHHHHHHHHH I HATE I CAN'T AUTOPILOT THIS MODEI KEEP FORGETTING TO USE MY HEKIN WHISTLERINOS OR MY WHOLESOME CHUNGUS HAMMERS
Digitan LOVE
I need a grannywife in my life
>>561022551peroperoperoperoperoperopero
>>561022449define recognizable
>>561022214I haven't really been joining rooms but I have an idea of how things really are. End closers only work if you bring an Evil Natie on your team.
it is 2026 and we are once again re-litigating the fact that umamusume pvp is not actually well tuned for varied competitive playnext two cms are two mediums, can you guess CAN YOU ALREADY FEEL IT IN YOUR BONES WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPENCAN YOU SMELL THE RERUN
I'm gonna run out of monies soon.
>>561022640
>>561022675This is kino
>>561022653It means fuck you I have Oguri Cap (as in holidays special) and you don't so I win.
>>561022640UHHHH.....ARE THOSE....?
>other umas get calls from their parents>maru gets calls from her children
>>561022619It's the result of a quiz where people have to enter the name of the Uma they are being shown.
>>561022716Thanks, I made it like a year ago and forgot about it until now.
>>561022449>my wife is less recognizable than a newly released umanaruho—>bitter glasse is even less recognizable than a year 5 2 star umaEH?!?!??!?!??!
>>561022887link?
>>561022976>bitter glassewho
>>561022449>Stay Gold only 70% and probably because of the trans shit
>>561022640Bold German horse
>>561022985sporcle.com/games/xCaua28x/uma-musume-characters
fucking horses
>decide to have Ayabe and Cafe as my aces >my 1200/1199/1K Brian can’t win any public lobbies Do I dare bring in a front runner….? Must I use my Kitasan? Or my number one rapist?
Semen status?
>>561023260who's the rapist
>>561023283sadly its out
free selector doko
>>561022140damn i wish i was that dummy
I don't like Flash.I don't like Germans.
>>561023435Sag das nicht...
>>561023285
>>561022567she’s 17
>>561023283pumped into all my new umas
>>561023094It's broken
trackblazer has killed this general…
>>561023549you're not a fake fan that only knows nicknames...right?
>>561023592It’s 1am bro calm down
dead game dead general
i like tosen jordan
>>561022214Everyone has delayed spurt because the game doesn't factor downhill mode when it checks your spurt. So when you're on umalator and you see picrel dotted lines for stam and wonder why you're not getting a perfect spurt, its because the game is basing your spurt on the solid lines i've drawn in, then downhill wit mode is outperforming expectation.
>>561023739Succubus
>>561023549This is definitely why she is so low lol
europe just woke up
>>561023648But I just woke up
>>561023592I'm playing the game, actually.
>>561023769well yeah, the game calculates the spurt on distance left, not the actual track qualitiesI would say that the game is better for it
>>561023592doto has killed my sperms
>>561023549UMAGROK IS THIS REAL
>>561023760dumb girls are the best
>>561022367end is doing well in rooms because sloptubers said you must play end, and so that's what people build and bringlobbies always have been and always will be heavily biased
do y'all actually jerk off to horses?
>>561022214That's why you need uma stan
>>561023901horsegirls
>>561023901I would never
>>561022367how does runaway suzuka make her team win?
>>561023901Maybe
>>561023901Only mares
>>561023972the people who are using Suzuka are really good at the game
>>561023972The oonige user knows that he can use a very strong frontrunner to win the race.
> Be manhattan cafe> Only redeemable quality is that you get long corners and straightaways> Literally just a long horse> Long CM is once per scenario> MANT releases> No more long straight or corners> Be utterly gimped because mile F> 7 mile + 4 end sparks means only a single parent for long sparkSeriously, her only raison d'etre is to be used once every 4 months. And she is completely shit to build in this CM.
I'm going to time out before I reach the end
i think is actually get depressed by long cmsthis is not healthy but i dunno how the fuck i cope with it
>>561024042i watched her birthing videos
>>561024125Most that sparked for her quit the game months ago
>>561023972Runaway is a staple support style for front runners because it force feeds them mid race speed, if you're a front not in first place during position keep you get to keep rolling wit checks for a 1.05x speed up, whereas if you're in first you roll wit checks only if there's someone currently breathing down your neck and only get a 1.04x speed up if you succeed. On this course it's also easier than ever to make use of that because you're not trying to proc angling so even if suzuka denies you first place for a moment entering late-race before she dies to no HP it doesn't do anything, and front runners get to run pure heart as a a cheap 3.5% second heal to ease HP requirements when paired with Suzuka.
>>561024125>he sparked the shit D tier umalol
>>561024075>pace late end not listedI know the secret meta strat muahahahah
Any lates that are good in Pisses CM?
>>561023970umoar
>>561024326armor fuku
i cant prove it but deep down i know the game is balanced around full 18 gate races but the premier pvp race is 9 umas because 1.)cygames was afraid of 18 player matchmaking 2.)cygames does not care3.)pvp is a joke and players are the punchline4.)who cares right? it is just gacha pvp
>>561024343one day...
>>561024135Okay, I think I at least got everyone in global except for Happy Meek's trainer
I hate this stupid shop.They keep putting all the good items in junior year so I can't afford them without wasting clocks on G3s.
>>561024179>thinking cafefags left when there’s three of us here >>561024167Is that the one with eclipse’s kid? I thought it was a neat video, but got jump scared by the birthing. Strangely, horse birthing is less disgusting to me than human births.
>>561024075>>561024221Good to know I might try a bit this CM then because end closer RNG seemed boring
>>561024326Fuku alt, Special Week alt (innate recovery), Brian, Tickezo (hard to train), Doto (mile F)
>>561024417>eclipseFucker got resurrected to fuck mares?!?!?!!!
Single rainbow +20 speed +10 powerTake it or leave it?
>>561024351>i cant prove it but deep down i know the game is balanced around full 18 gate racesif you tried making a late/end MANT ace you'd know this isn't true
>>561022419I think what goes on in her head is: if losing, win
>>561024476Equinox. My bad
>>561024343Why is that?
>>561024484On what date are you on? What does your stat look like?How many of the rainbow card type do you have on your deck?How does your shop/inventory look like?What's your uma's stat growth?
>>561024484Desperate to get some speed outside of summer/absolutely need to level up the facility to be able to click it later down the line? if not, probably leave it, but that depends on what other options you got
>>561024552you forgot to put your point into the the post
>>561024484Depends, can you describe more of your game situation?
>>561024383Final. I wish it would show which ones I got wrong so you could all be smug about shit you didn't do.
>>561024179I'm still here. Didn't spark for her tho. I was prepared to but she came in 7 pumps.picrel won the only test room i've done so far, but there's improvements yet to be made in future runs.
howdy torena :-DD gog a doddle doo :-DDDDD
I'm convinced the game is cheating and knows when you save golden hammers
>>561024704I would hate to be Taiki's trainer but I would gladly go to her BBQ
>>561024237Remember when sloptubers shilled that she was meta?lollmao even
3 days until I can start making aces
wasting a gold crystal is going to brick my ayabe guts
>>561024785I personally used my rainbow crystals for MLB creek. Albeit, I still don’t have Kitasan card
>>561024704my cock inside Taiki
>>561024417>>thinking cafefags left when there’s three of us hereVery impressive numbers!
>overstat by luck>high wit>has core skills>still loses g1sEhhhhhThe game is just fucking with you for no reason, isn't it?
>>561024776I don't remember anything any sloptuber has ever said because I don't watch youtuber advice for this game.The few times I've tried I've known more than them and left the video feeling annoyed and dissatisfied, having gained nothing.
>>561024883IF YOU ARE BROCKED
>>561024785you jelly?
How many guts card are you supposed to run on guts deck?
>>561024883dont worry anon im sure the game is balanced around 18 gates
>>561024858is blast a taikicoded golden retriever retard? If so its gonna be a long 3 years waiting for her.
>>561024815is guts deck actually going to be a thing? I can hit stat requirements on long with kitasan and fine motion mlbstrying to get a card you cant pity sounds like suffering
noooo why is it not 3 mile and 3 scen spark
>>561024858i like this artist, he makes them look so dopey
big uma propaganda
>>561024776I don't think anyone with an intact frontal lobe has ever implied Cafe is going to be meta in good faith and I absolutely refuse to believe that someone could get conned into just blindly dumping upwards of 30k carats like thatt. dumped 30k carats knowing full well what he's getting into
>>561024868I know right?
>>561025005>my spark isn't good enoughEXPLODE
>lose 1 G1>press next instead of clocking>game gives me thisUh, how much affinity do I lose from losing Victoria Mile
post something sleepy
>>561025080
>>561024979yeah she’s even more inumusume than taiki
>>561025034I will be getting cat cafe, end closer is way better
>>561025057The game sure loves trolling me by giving me 1* sparks on unique..
>>561025164
the inu attack
>>561024979>is blast a taikicoded golden retriever retard?nyes, even more so>long 3 yearsanon...she is not...It will take longer
>>561025034her dress is really cute and so is her braid, her alt is very cuteIm usually super into all black kind of aesthetic but I dont really love og cafe's look. I do like her autist stare though
>>561025121AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561025057One or two now, three whenever they change affinity. It's not an important G1
>>561024858
>>561025195this is how i want to die
Can ends/lates actually win CM11? I've been testing some lobbies and it's always fronts, and rarely some pace Xoguri that got lucky as fuck.
Big kings
Eat your veggies.
>>561025345nyo...
>>561024980i got two of her today so what I'm saying is it's going to mean i can't benefit from the good luck
>>561025213I factored.we're 4 years behind. we're moving at 1.45x pace. 3 years for us covers 4 years and 4 months of jp content. I'm making an unfounded assumption that jp gets her within 4 months.
>>561025313If you hit stupid shit like picrel then you'll only lose by a neck
>>561025363I spot veggies on the grill and in the pan. Now eat them.
>TSS rival>Has enough stamina for Pisces
>>561025432Well I'd hope so. Pisces IS TSS after all.
>>561024130LAISU!
>>561022173I love her
>>561025395Tama-chan is a lewd girl
>>561025381>I'm making an unfounded assumption that jp gets her within 4 months.This is how a man predicts his doom
>>561025241Taiki holding me, her chud trainer
There are a quite a few future umas that are locked into Pace. Like, their unique has the condition that they are a Pace Chaser, not just by ranking but by Style.
why is this bitch 15 bucksi bought
She said the thing
Just went through the profiles of the people I follow on uma (for borrows) and nearly all of them have over 1k runs. wtf. Is this an average amount for people who started since the beginning? Lots have close to 2k and one has well over 4k. Those have to be bots, right? I'm sitting at around 300, but I made my account months into the game.
>>561025740yea cygays realised that they goofed up by adding strong generic uniques in y1 so they’ll be dialling it back from now on
>>561025765poor kawakami...
>try the guessing umas >suddenly can't remember names>couldn't remember NTR's namestill, as a globalbab I recognized a lot of names
>>561025765Sure that's not a gachapon item and that's the "I don't want to deal with gacha" price?
Happy birthday to Winning Ticket!
>>561025865UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>561025765because she is the cutest!!!!!!!!!!!
>>561025865https://youtu.be/VuKOozZHkoYhe was the best
>>561025809I have a bit over 1500 and I didn't reroll for Kitasan, 2k is sitll within human territory 4k for sure they are sweeping.
Trainer should just let taiki give them hugsIts for the best
>>5610258091k is just doing your borrows and maybe a fan run if you feel like it since launch
I can't believe my trainer character can stand watching The Pony Girl and the Wolf Prince this many times
>>561025740this feels universallot of games allow for freestyling in the game mechanics at the early launch statebecause the game is still being explored for all that it can beeventually the game calcifies into what it is, and then developers also lock it into placebecause otherwise shit just breaks if every option is allowed to work with every other historical option, forever
>>561025809>1kdoable>2.5kcasual botter>4kprinting fans and parents for the actual account's owner (and his club)
>>561025847Same shit happened to me with Sounds of Earth I was about to crash out
Can anyone post the best med-long MANT rotation please (NO MILES)
>>561025981that is a one way ticket to a shattered ribcage
>>561026081Damn anon you dont need to convince me
>>561026015>this feels universalI mean sometimes people just release games and then that's that. Not everything is always-online "software as a service"
>>561026051https://game8.jp/umamusume/450869Scroll down to the Med/Long sectionDo note it is fewer stats than Mile/Med/Long, though
>>561026051Just make a schedule with all the G1s and freestyle it.
You guys should read Muv Luv
>>561025809>I'm sitting at around 300, but I made my account months into the game.Do you do a single run per day dude? 1k is normal if you had been doing 3 runs a day. 2k+ is bot territory. Most of the people you follow probably have good parents or cards, they are not casuals
>>561026015The real reason is they want you to keep pulling specialized cards for specialized skills like current JP. Shekels is the only thing that matters.
>>561026121ok but singleplayer games also get "optimized", especially by speedrunnersthink about how much there is to mario 64when celeste got dlc, the devs made it with advanced tech in minddoom eternal dlc was also made with all high skill in mind, but also doubled down on adding even more counter shiteventually both players and devs confirm and conform a game into what it is and what it isntin elden ring you could pretend it is a game where you walk around and just enjoy screenshots of the scenery but actually nightreing is what the GAME IS
>>561025970>>561025990>>561026029That's a relief. I was starting to think everyone was a bot.Thinking about it now, the 1k number makes sense given I just do my daily run and scram, so others would have 3x as more plus the runs from before I started.Thank you for reading my blog post.
>>561026051Go on Uma.guide they have a good tool for epithets
>>561025942He was a good horse...
>>561025765>Price in USDWhere are they selling Uma merch in the States?
>>561026216ok but you can in retrospect say the same thing about 2021 umamusumethey tried the same but less enforcedall the launch SSRs are not randomly designed, they are all trying to be specialization cardseven shit like gold ship SSR
MISSING JOCKEY
>>561026215yup, spot on.
>my danchou now has a higher fan count than the entire clubtsu-tsuyoi...!
>>561025765You guys have it rough. Those things are just 200 yen or 500 yen in JP recycle shops
>>561026320I WILL SURPASS DANCHOU
finally i'm donei can go back to grinding nyopera parents now
>>561026304
>>561025627umaborb
>>561025809I started not even a month after launch and only completed 320 runs. I'm class 6 most of the times and won 3 cms so it seems fine.
>>561026393Who is it this time
>>561025023Ugly monster.>>561026209It's shit.
my friendship with yeppers just went down..
>fast learner run>speed training suddenly gets 0 rainbows>races stop giving speed>no speed items in the shop>just kept buying speed weights for no reason and had to use them on roaming shitThis is why I can't stand playing this game for more than a week. It just keeps reminding me how garbage this game is.
>>561026478
>>561023094At least I broke 100.>such a forgettable character I can't remember her name despite having watched the movie twiceOther notable global uma misses>Yeppers, because nobody ever calls her anything else>the homeless gambler>the new mejiro from the current event>i can't fucking spell serius symboli idk what i'm doing wrong>the one that looks like bamboo memory but isn't bamboo memory>the accupuncturist
>>561025023I LOVE BONO
>>561026554I'll be rooting for him starting from today
>>561026320autis/uma/ bro...
>>561026051manhattan cafe anon who made a decent cafe made a guide a few days ago
>>561026565it’s serious symbolilike the actual word
>>561026051I had made one but at the end realized that making my uma run miles gives better results.I wouldn't run a med-long only schedule with less than 70RB, if less I'd recommend picking the red circles and run there too.>>561026619This one is good too but OP races give so little that training friendship seems better, but you can try.
im skip g2/g3s without a rival
>>561026619>>561026718Personally, I run mile C and start doing the regular mile rotation once I hit 350+ speed
>>561026737Broke ass
>>561026737only if the training is really good otherwise you are griefing your shop
Is Superior Heal really reliable? I feel like you're praying to have an opponent Goldship if you want it to work most of the time
i press rest
>>561026737Get good
it stinks that i can’t run doto in this crap ass gay ass stupid ass scenario!!!!!!
>>561026565>i can't fucking spell serius symboli idk what i'm doing wrongit's Sirius Symboli
Sisyphus Stromboli
>>561026828says who
>>561026530No, it's good actually
>>561026848Sometimes I forget that most uma musume have double digit IQ
>>561026905mile f!!!!!
>>561026828Believe in the Doto who believes in you
>>561026929they’re kids, anonkids are really dumb
Stromboli Randolf
>>561026565>Yeppers, because nobody ever calls her anything elseWho tf are you talking about?>the new mejiro from the current eventLmao nobody knows who she is poor girl>serius symbolikek
>>561027021>Who tf are you talking about?picrel. yukino. /uma/ only ever calls her yeppers.
>>561026737same I do better when I train more
I'm aiming for second place in group B with the singular MANT ace I've made and auto select for the rest
stop sirius slander nowthe horse had great potential
big fuarking wit training or nhk mile cup?wit right?
>>561027287nhk mile is part of mile set, so it's about 70-80 stats worth if you miss it. decide it yourself
>>561027287If it were me I'll go for wit. It's so annoying to complete the mile sets because of how easy it is to lose there
>>561025765>$15 buckaroos for that>he boughtedthat thing is worth 200-300 yen, most I would pay for that is 250
>>561027472us currenLORDS are wealthy it oji-sans with more disposable income than we know what to do with thougheverbeitfully
>>561025765>Fifteen bucksI don't want to be mean but bro that's the price your girlfriend ends up paying for something
>>561023283Retained for 5 days, but finally in promotion
>>561023094I do not remember half these NPCs man. Like I only know 1 of the 3 Goddesses, I forget the Uma that's with the hag in Onsen, I don't remember any of the announcers names at ALL, and the U.A.F horse/trainer is also lost on me. I only remembered the name "bitter glasse" and didn't even remember which of the two it belonged to but got it correct since it was the first one that popped up. I also completely forgot Aoi's name. That said where the hell is Sati in this quiz?
>build ace>ends up with a TT honseHow is everyone able to get so many hints meanwhile I rarely get useful hints or always for medium/miles tracks
>>561027537well more power to you curren oji-san, keep the capital flow and supporting uma content
Wasted 3 or 4 clocks on the debutMile 'B'ourbon btw
Anyone else occasionally do runs just to get events from cards for your archive? I do this when running a new uma's career in ura since I'll be taking it slow and reading everything anyway.
forgot to use a gold hammer on first finals race again
>>561027338The mile set is only applicable if you can run sprint. So, no, he's only losing 30 stats for skipping it.
Sex with Belno behind Oguri's back
>>561023094Aren't a bunch of these JP umas?
Would you rather be enslaved by the Mejiro family or the Satono family?
>>561027786read the doc again
>semen retention is 655kWHAR THE FUCKKKKK!!!
>>561027964Mejiros ain't shit but Dia along makes me frightened of the Satonos
I have done at least 3 runs a day in mant, sometimes more, and I've seen FL hat exactly once. What am I doing wrong? Looking at the misinformation about it, it seems like a prime gaslighting item, but to me it just feels like it's completely irrelevant (never even gonna show up, so why gaslight about it). How do you force it to spawn?
Ayabe's bodysuit is so fucking LEWD
Turbo has more graded wins than Shakur.
>>561027987The average uma.guide reader is this retarded, huh?
>>561027964Gold clan
god i hate oguri crapall those fucking frauds get to celebrate as their "oshi" gets a fucking free SS for showing upgod i HATE OGRUO CAP
>>561028019Everyone will taste the sleeve at one point in their life. Pray it's not sooner than you think
>>561026619Cafe has been done dirty for MANT.She needs an end spark to boot.
>>561026952>see this post>try running doto>see thisoh nyo I forgot to train stamina
>juicy speed training on a regular turn>used my ankle and 60% megaphone>forgot that I had "Slow Metabolism"...I actually pressed Give Up out of sheer embarassment, and that run was pretty good too.
>>561028132Her death is on your hands
>>561028040you understand missing the race itself also missing the stats, right?
Was the idea Cygames had for MANT different than what the meta turned out to beWhy would they cuck so many umas and delete secret events
>>561028181fat fuck
>>561028194>7LIt's Dotover
>>561028209>Was the idea Cygames had for MANT different than what the meta turned out to bedo you even have to askdo you think they made Sprint Trophy, Long Trophy and Dirt Trophies for the scenario as a joke?
>>561026304>>561026393>>561026478>>561026554>>561026594retard here, can somebody help me process this information to get something useful out of it? Is the horse with the missing jockey Taikifiaribe because it has "Fired" next to it? or red ruinart because "Race canceled"?
>>561028239>PaceYa dun goofed
>>561027964Assuming equal benefits? The Mejiro family seems good since they let Ryan and Palmer not Ojou-out.But I'll pick the one that gives me the best perks.
>>561028204>moving the goalpostThis is just sad now, retard
>>561028273Not having a jockey instantly DQs a horse even if they are first, so it's the one without a position along with the "Race cancelled" machine translation
>>561028132>>561028239Rip Doto>>561028209Its the opposite of Aoharu, instead of training alot you race alot. Seeing after MANT we gonna always need the scenario support, i'd say they were still experimenting with the scenario mechanics.WHERE ARE MY CHAMPION RACES REEE
Feels good when cards actually finish its events
>>561028061>Goldship's toy>Orfevre's butler>Dream Journey>Nakayama's gambling partnerWhy would you want this
>>561028392holeeFUCK
>>561028392show dick
Winning Ticket!!!!!!!!!!
>love twintails>added a guy for a support card months ago because his name was Twintails>MANT comes around and he puts THIS on borrow>Deck is practically F2PAnyone else seen any cracked parents in the wild without nitpicking a database?
>>561028089Only Tachy wife is allowed to do that.
>>561028392based semen retention
>>561026565it's kwaboli sirius
>lost takarazuka for some reason>clock>lost>clock>lost>whatever, let's skip this and go to summer>summer turn 1 has no rainbowsYep that's a quit, I don't care if I had whistles, those are enough signs to say the run is shit
Do I skip Mile Championship for +32spd +10pwr training? I have ankle and 40% megaphone.
Do we have one of those lineup images with the Uma relationships for next week's Takamatsunomiya Kinen yet?
>uma loses derby>clock>uma loses derby>clock>ill fucking watch the race this time>uma does nothing out of ordinary and wins normallythe bitch was slacking i just know it
>>561028438
what's the deal with the Agnes family anyway?
wtf
>>561028392>fast learner>both kita and sunday at 2-stageEXPLODE
>>561028473>>Deck is practically F2P>look inside>two MLB SSRs and MLB shinko SR
What can be done about Uma DV? Why doesn't it get talked about more?
>>561028607you're gonna start a 10 reply chain of realistic f2p standards
>>561028407I wanna hang out with Fenomeno
>>561028607>that witYeah i do not think you gonna make it.
>>561028349>Rip Dotooh nyo it keeps happening
>>561028407This doesn't sound so bad actually.
>>561028607
the fuck, this is the first time I've seen a double distance on Kikuka Sho
>>561028473Friendship bonus is king after all.
>>561028473impressive staminaHow the fuck
>>561028698nyooooooo
>>561028557They need to announce the field first, we only have entries
>>561028574Whore
>>561028698Its over uwu
>>561028814>>561028882so close...
What do I need for front runners? I feel like not having your own front against an opponent with 3 is bad. Their distance gap is just too far.This is basically my first time building one
Remember to roll for your favorite Mejiro in two months. Also it's her birthday today.
kick me later, dachodeI'll just so one run a daythis isn't worth, it takes too long but has low returnsyeah you can make aces easily if you don't get fucked in the ass but parent farming is horrible, no thanks, again, it takes too long
>M____+Mhuh?
goddamn you, trackblazer
rape dotoposters
covering tamtam with my sticky sauce as she sleeps
>double Neicha room>the ends all died so the top 3 were all niges
>>561028913Groundworks + activators, wit bourbon gold, accel inherit if track allows and as much midrace you can stick on her.Also 1k wit but power can be 200 less.
>>561028942pama sexo
>>561022137Me
>>561028913>What do I need for front runners?Crippling autism.
>>561028942>another gyaruNo
>>561028950
>>561028975try it and you’ll be picking up your teeth with broken fingers
>>561028996>double Neicha roomShouldn't that fuck over fronts more? Unless the neichas built only to specifically fuck ends
>>561028760the biwa and bourbon are 3* stam.the biwa and mayano are 3* ura finalebiwa card and sunday card have stam bonusand riko is therestill pretty impressive.
>>561028950>no but I know about 80000+85 ;)
>>561029000>>561029010That already sound like suffering but I'll give it a try. Game was kind enough to give me Kitasan
>>561029014There's no such thing as too many gyarus.
>>561029030Their gold debuffs aren't even going to reach the fronts
>>561028760It's easy when you barely train wit
I have come to a conclusion that I am completely fucked until MANT is overMy brain is too small for this, best I could do is SS
>>561029074Have my old dirt winner as a skill baseline
>>561029030ASE won't hit the fronts. Your Neicha still needs to survive the track to land those ASE but 1200 stam 1200 wit is trivial in MANT.
le sigh.. I guess this would do
>>561029191SACS
>>561028949>parent farming is horribleIt's pretty fast if you play suboptimally. I'm just blindly racing every race and checking the shop every refresh, it's practically just URA but you're allowed to clock races which is nice. I'd farm URA if it allowed me to clock races.
>>561029191Your daring strike bwo?
>>561029076>t.ugly bastard
>>561029191>5 starred>shit statline
Why is Sounds of Earth a 3* uma when she's basically just a slightly better Urara?
>>561029264i don't even have straightaway spurt and I don't care, ill just hope to outlast peopleat least she got 2* stamina 2* long so she is 7* stam 7* long parent now too
>>561029162Thank you
>>561029381>outlast peopleSure bwo
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
I'm starting to ignore races in junior year that isn't asahi/fillies and hopeful just to make sure the support gauges are highhelp
got a bad feeling about this
>>561029425not sure why you think i'm talking about whalesi'm talking about casuals that just send in their TT team for free gibs
>>561029418No probs, good luck.
>>561029458>tiny tama surrounded by brownmasHaha it's like that blacked meme
>>561029074>That already sound like suffering If you're serious about this you'll have to work on parents and get the "core" white sparks set up. It's like spurt or head-on farming but once you have something going it gets far easier (sunk cost fallacy)This is what my last runs look like.
>>561029440>tranny supporter
>>561029440You don't even play the game larper
>>561029551T-thats Aoharu tier...whats your deck?
>>561029574You can't larp in a text-based Internet forum. That's just rp.
>>561029015localizers explode
The fires of Hell itself would be too light a punishment for the scenario designer for MANT, except perhaps forcing them to play full five runs of MANT every day
Trackblazer is boring.
>>561029626>combined parent runs with ace runs>every skill you could ever wantYou truly want to Aoharu again just because its 10 minutes shorter?
3 G1 losses in classic year = instant give upContinuing a failed run isn't worth it in this garbage mode
>>561029626clearly they weren't thinking through and weren't even playing their own gamethen it killed the game lmao
>Radiant Star procs right as the late race starts
Doto is indeed harder to build with less races due to mile B. 33 races and lost triple crown+spring triple crown due to no stamina. Would switch Dober for FineMo and Windy for Fukukitaru and she would be way easier to make and competitive for Medium distances.
>>561029584Dogshit deck that gets me the sparks I want, the stats I'm aiming for (1100 speed everything else over 600) and doesn't fail long races.I'm not going to be making aces with a 0LB guts bakushin nor with a borrow slot paying the Falco tax.
How much wit do end closers need this CM?
what causes supports to always proc in gutsare you girls retarded? it's already a shit deck of 2 speed 2 stamina and 2 witliterally 3 choiceswhy are you retards at gutsthen you use a guts meme then they're not in fucking gutsfucking retards
>>561029741>dogshit deck
>>561029626
>>561029791Yeppers
>>561029076there is such a thing if they act lile absolute bitches toward their torenait's why palmah is the only one i'm looking forward toand ofc it's a mejiro. every single uma from that bloodline is a sex-starved deviant. except for that bitch ramonu who only leaves you blueballed
What if I just race the uma until she dies like URA?Training is barely worth it on my end because the friendships are almost always all over the place due to skill(luck) issue?Thoughts?
>>561029852sekkusu
>>561029867Ryan is shit
>god tier run>creek chain starts oct senior year>fucks off>terrible run>everyone finishes chain before summer 1I HATE YOU CREEK I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT THOSE MISCARRIAGE FANARTS NOW YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT FOR KEEPING ME IN THE MINES FUCK THIS I'M BUILDING MAYANO TOP GUN WEDDING SO I DON'T HAVE TO FISH FOR THAT DISGUSTING SKILL FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>561029843c-chiyo?!
>>561029970You nearly race them to death to begin with, a single over-race penalty or two negates all the extra races you could run on top.
>>561030080No, like, I won't stop racing the uma despite all the penalities
>>561030058
>>561030201Then you will keep losing the stats from too many races and well, thats about it.
>>561029970For a parent? If you still train summers you can get 600+ across the board with one stat near or over 1100. Just bring a lot of initial stats and race bonus and train until you get to 300/300/300Personally, I think it's better to user mant grandparents and just umabuse through unity for CM parents, though. Mant is just so goddamn long and you still get most of the affinity from unity.
>Daiwa run>frontrunner deck>frontrunner parents>get speed star hint jr year>get head on hint jr year>get pace chaser straights and corners hints jr yeargame is trying to tell me something but I don't wanna listen.
>>561030382Run as front
>>561030278What I'm getting from this image is that it's fine to race up to 3 times, then recreate or just hit wit for energy even at failure because training is worthless on my end, then abuse the uma again as long as it's not 0 energyDoableI'll do this instead of seething at the girls being fuckwits and not going to the proper training facilities
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face.
>>561030446I would literally never stop having sex with Urara. It's a shame she passed away without having tasted my ningen cock
>>561030475>035425you should go to bed bwo
>>561030441evil ass trainer right here
>>561030475>he reuploaded
>>561030570eishin flash got her gen mates, now she can job to all of them
>>561030512what are you, my mom
Rape Doto
>>561030597me on the right
>>561030379Nah, I get the meme summers where there is either no rainbow or a single rainbow, and if I whistle the turn becomes no rainbow, happened too many times>it can't be that badMy luck is THAT bad, so I'm just going to race through summers and not think at all before I burn outThis is my cope
>>561030597
>>561030597me on the left
>>561030597me making Epipi with sexsario
>>561030657why are you black
i believe in loving and keeping doto safe
What now
>>561030570inb4 rule will lose and make a tantrum
>>561030661>summers where there is either no rainbow or a single rainbow, and if I whistle the turn becomes no rainbowfuck, I laughed
>>561030727Congrats anon.
>>561030712i am the Jet Black Emperor
>Get Fast Learner>None of my supports finish their chain eventsI'm actually going to kill myself.
>>561030727Grind for good parents. If you already have those, wait for GL.
>>561030712I did blackface to make Cesario's sexiness pop out due to the contrast
Honestly I think it's pretty stupid to have a scenario fully centered around winning races using specific running styles knowing full well that front/pace will have an easy time while late/end will get blocked 98% of the time.
I hate this bitch horse so much
>>561030837>Honestly I thinkWell they didn't when making it, evidently
>>561030837if careers had 9 gate races we wouldn't have this problem
Witgod must really hate MANT if he's not making a guide huh
>>561030865Sex with this uma.
Uma working regular job
>>561030865I want to have her all to myself
>>561030904he has abandoned witlet retards like us who desperately need a walkthrough..
>>561030720You are as shit as keeping her safe as she is in racinghttps://files.catbox.moe/nwc3rp.jpeg
>just do more races bro then you will get SSfuck you bitchdidnt even reach s+why you lie to me /uma/?
Crazy how the unfinished stable already looking so much better than the current run-down stable Doto and his friends are inhttps://x.com/i/status/2035264183433142421
what did she mean by this
>>561031006It's still an RNG fest at the end of the day. If you get shitty summers or items, it's hard to even get SS rank.
>>561031006You just bad anon
>>561031006>35 is moreTry 50
that's pretty good.
>>561030727literally how?
>my first 9* stamina>2* late surgeruh there is a spark reroll function right?
>>561031183get used to it
>>561031161Blud forgot to switch to the new scenario
>>561031161You know how
>>561030865I wanna put it in her ass and hold her like a fleshlight so her limbs don't reach the ground.
>>561031161Based pig
>>561031006not that difficult bro
>>561030942cute family behind
>retention climbs up 10k a day
>>561030506an old man typed this
there is nothing wrong with being in class 5or group b finals
>>561030727Do you just follow the schedule rigidly to get the ephitet and pray for a good summer? I keep getting tempted by rainbows outside of summer and have probably skipped a couple G3/G2 from that
>>561031334YES IT IS YOU NIGGER>>561031227to be fair half of them are ura but i got S in ura and i get A+ like kita in mant
>>561030506Urara didnt pass away, the hose did.Don't talk about fucking the horse.
since you can barely train, and just race until death, wouldn't getting race bonus be better instead of choosing cards based on skill? summer is a hit or miss anyway and whistles sometimes even give worse turnsidk
>>561030506Urara died?
>win almost all races as end closer>+5 stat, +5 stat>+5 stat, +5 stat>+5 stat, +5 stat>+5 stat, +5 stat>+5 stat, +5 stat>win 5 races as pace chaser>prepared to pass>hydrate>pace straightaways>tactical tweak>pace savvyI'm getting mantblazer fatigue
>>561031004Doto is allowing this
>>561031161Are your parents or support cards bad? There really isn't any trick to this scenario. Do as many races as possible, especially G1s, buy items, enjoy free SS+.
>>561031362>>561031392As a F2P player, I retained class 6 for entire of unity and only remade the team once. It's not even hard.
>>561031334Why would you borrow spd Mayano when you are training for mile?
>>561031454better hints and there is one mile Track that needs 800 effective stam in TT
>>561031394I never skip G1s if I want their epithets. I take trainings instead of G2/G3s if they have 40 stats or more and I have the items to boost it.
>>561031447they are good apparently, no so sire about the parents thodid you see my oguri?? >>561031006i did as many races as possible
You're not allowed to give advice if your d*ck is better than mine
Safe to say I don't need to update my TT until the next scenario right?
>>561031594Not sure what it is then. With these cards, even shitty runs should be S+. Do you make sure to use +35% hammers on all 3 final races? What are your item priorities in the shop?
Before I run a bunch of practice rooms, which one seems the most competitive?
>>561031429anyone smarter than me want to chime in about this?
Neicha is so popular
Witgod guide just dropped
how to pace long?
back in URA for a fun runoff to a good start
>>561031707I'd say likely
Well?
cant believe URA lets a 60 year old woman race in this outfit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWdPoKxscD0IT'S UP
>>561031986>>561031902Buy a fucking ad already
>>561030904Witgod saw your post >>561031986
FINALLY I CAN PLAY
wait... sexoguri is real??
>>561031542is the 40 stats or more rule before or after item?
>>561032063Sexumas are always real.
we're fucked
>>561031986I CAN NOW START BUILDING ACES
>>561031986>>561031902>1800 wit in jp>skills still misfireSo what's the point? Get fucked in the ass?Isn't this just gambling?
chat is this realthis card is garbage, right?
>>561032132>Isn't this just gambling?what game do you think you are playing
>>561031858two housewives walking around
>>561031969mambo
FUUUUARK even witgawd is saying b aptitude is melting your clocks and that losing races is suboptimal and you need to win them all
>>561032110before, it has to be before, otherwise it's not worth it, race it if it can be rounded off to 40, like 35, weight your options, if it's 40+ train it since G2s/3 are hits and misses>>561032132>Isn't this just gambling?BROTHER
>>561031761yes every run.prority is scrolls and books, energy refesh, megaphone and ankles for summer, if possible facility upgrade
>2 speed 2 wit 1 staminaIn Pisces? Is witgod insane
>>561032257>losing races is suboptimalok retarddid you actually think losing was optimal before a youtube told you otherwise
>>561032149It's 7 recreation at the cost of being unable to use anyone there iirc
inb4 he tries to push the pasa pace promote meme or gutsmaxxing again
as soon as i don't get long S/good training/good shop in senior year i start abusing my uma
>>561032285witgod is all about highrolls
>>561032149>>561032132>>561032113fuck off jp shitter
>>561032257>and that losing races is suboptimalwhat a post
>>561032267>before, it has to be before,Thanks, I have a bad habit of buying more megaphones than necessary cause I keep clicking sub 40 stats training
>>561032379retard
there is no way this is true
>>561032257The Four Heavenly Generals of MANT...
>>561032432pal cards let you skip buying cupcakesdo not underestimate that
>>561031858that hat is stupid
>>561032478No, because cupcakes don't take a turn.
>>561032478Yeha but clicking on dates takes turn instead if just pushing wit/40+ training
>>561032496you're stupid
>>561032113I kept seeing end closers with only 1 gold and 1 radiant winning lobbies. It's probably to be safe but you can gamble with 1 gold>>561032285Capping speed with 2 cards is very possible. Although power's always lacking if I do it
>>561032257why isn't seeking the rape in this image
>don't use these cards, they have 0rb they're basically garbage peepee poopoo>0lb riko is fine thonyoooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>561031969omatsuriimamboo
I'm not having fun like at alllike sprintslop levels of unfun but somehow worse
>>561032523>>561032529dates are guaranteedbig wit or big training are not
I've seen enough. My witlet life is all because I don't have FM. I can reach the speed/stam/power here, but my wit is always 700 to 800.
How is Nishino so strong anyway
>>561032640she thinks about raping her rival's trainer or some shit
>1200 stamina + 3 golds is realWhat a time to be alive
Fuck... he revealed my secret weapon...
>>561032640her unique will be mandatory for sprint/mile CM
>>561032684That's the most logical, believable theory I heard.
>>561032640gold skills
I'm trying to focus on trainer her, why does she tempt me with her pits every time?
>>561032113>>561032685Yeah I really don't think this is accurateI've seen some real dog shit umas asspull wins in rooms and even when it comes to SS+ or UG umas the ones with more speed/accel skills and just 1 gold + radiant or 2 gold win more
>>561031969Mambo!
PIGasan Buhack
I don't know why I cackled
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>>561032775That's because bad umas are being paired with bad umas and everyone has shit spurt.
>>561032478jokes on you the game doesn't give me cupcakes
>>561032796FUCK OFF
>>561032810oh hey it's the Hopeful winner
>unironic 1200+3gold rechmmmmmmmmmmm nyea sorry best i can do is 1100+2
>no one is mentioning mambo being viable, not even the faggot or the cowfaggot>suddenly witgod presents mambo as a viable option if you're dedicated enoughWhat the fuck
>>561022473Those are some nice calves
Undefeated Triple Crown Daiwa. I'll have to wait till the end to see if she gets True Way of Kings from it.
ryan LOVE
longslop ... belongs to PIGS!!!!BUHI BUHI BUHIIIII
Ass Wonder
so all I'm getting here is that it's B finals time
This witgod video finally gave me a reason to wake up and play, I'll need to cook a Kita parent for pace chuds, just in case.
a true yamato nadeshiko has no ass, therefore Grass cannot be a yamato nadeshiko
GOLDSHIT GAME
All I've learned is that I am not built for this CM
I lost to fucking Twin Turbo today
He didn't say a thing about pace chasers, just not strong, Creek and Rice have built in recoveries and wait until Brian. What the fuck PACE IS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING I CAN BUILD
>cant play until they release the new welfarevery cool!
>>561031801>which one seems the most competitive?After watching witgod's video I'm not so confident anymore.. maybe I should cook up a healer grass parent
Ready for Leo Cup 2
I can't build fronts so is Kitasan pace viable?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>561033134AAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX
Fuku is now downgraded to Not Popular Matikane
>>561033238
>>561033129don't give up anon, pick a pace chaser with recovery skillsDaiwa Scarlet comes to mindAgnes TachyonRed Teio
>>561033207I am saying this
>>561033129>the most stamina consuming style with no accelerations for this track and it's conditions+distance
>>561033129From the rooms I joined, ends are a gamble too, front is too strong and by front, I mean kitasan is too strong for this CMI can pass properly built Bourbons but never a proper Kitasan unless the Kitasan gets heavily fucked by RNGand witgod saying it just confirms itYou need to break Kitasan's legs or she just wins if properly built, debuffs don't even reach her half the timeHow many of you rolled for Kitasan anyway? I'm cooked lmao
CM TIME>>561033129I have yet to see a pace win from my scrims
select Brian
>>561033238Dont say that....
>>561033352yada
see you in a week :)
>>561033449>1 recoveryi hope i do meet you
>>561033352I chose Fuku armor, but she was my second choice.
>>561031986>starts Global videos to get better at English1 Uma year later>still garbage barely understandable English
>>561033352I selected NYOpera but Brian is incredibly strong, sexy, and cool too, I already had her though but she's a strong pick.
>play kitasan or lose!>oh also kitasan is a buhi unit haha
>>561033449>no S on turf or longGood luck, Anon.
>>561033449>only 1 gold recov>no long sThis is what we call ratingslop.
>game launched>get kitasan or die>game today>get kitasan or dieWhat?
>>561033352already rolled her banner
>>561033449anons will make fun of the stamina/recoveries but the power debuff is going to kill your early and midraceI hope I match against these Seiuns, my Natie will rape them, before the race
>F2Ps need to wait for the group support cardGOMEN DANCHOU WITGOD HAS SPOKENIM NOT PLAYING UNTIL THE SUPPORT CARD IS OUT
>>561033134
What makes Kitasan immune to debuffs unlike other fronts?I kept reading it in the past threads and now the jpguy says it tooCan someone explain it to me
>>561033352hmmmm, nyo
>>561033583Back to bed
>>561033583I still have to wait for the free selector to get my Creek human rights, you poverty tier F2P bros have it nice, that card is coming in 2 days
>>561033645debuffs are a meme kitasan is strong just because she has a strong kit
>>561032257Why is this retard so obsessed with El? How the fuck is El hard to beat? Just run Front or Pace and you will cuck her out of her unique almost every single time
I've seen enough ~1000 stam and low wit umas win that this is retardedIf an uma highrolls stam and gets around 1200 then maestro + radiant will be enough for a high winrate on that single uma and you have 3 aces. My 1200 stam Tama with 1 gold, radiant, and 2 whites wins less than my UG Kita and SS+ Taishin with less stam/recoveries. All three have long s.
Are you buying 3-turn 40% megaphone after your debut race?
>>561033449need more POWER and RECOVERY and DISTANCE APTITUDE bwo
My CM plan for MANT? Just make it to any graded finals and make it through this hell
>>561033680but i still have to wait for the free selector for my fine motion human rights...
>>561033750and immediately use it, yes
>>561033724El is probably his wife (based).
>>561033645Neicha can't reach to her, she would need late surger savvy or a strong midrace to see her
>>561033735I've been in lobbies with stamina monsters and I'm rocking 870 stamina 1 recovery + 1 white + radiant later surger and end closer and have won a few times or come close to winning. I don't believe in that made up nonsense
Holy fuck, does Narita Taishin drop the whole Navy SEAL copypasta when she pops her long unique animation? I never heard any other Uma yapping that much during their signature moves.
>>561033905Thats my plan too. Stamina is overestimated.
>the strategy is that if you don't have your own kitasan is to build a front that will kick her back to 3rd or 4th before late race so that your Late/End would catapult past her or a Pace to contest her and let whoever is in front winWhat the fuck are you suppose to do if you can't build a front
>>561033905Yeah my team has a decent winrate in rooms, around 75%, but they've still lost to some fucking awful low stam umas because longs are just as bad as sprint races, just in a different way
>>561024179I'm here as well
>>561034001Then your Golshi better be a God.
>>561034001>can't build a frontblockushin
>>561031986I thought I could start building aces in 2 days but nope...
I'm still just trying to understand why is my other Ends refusing to go to the front during late-race or after late-race meanwhile Tama just does that even without using her unique. Their skills are almost identical too
Give me the Epithet list, I give up playing without it.
Strangely, I'm suddenly getting horny for Grass..
>need to wait for free selector to make aces>need to wait for group card to make aces
>>561033735>I've seen enough ~1000 stam and low wit umas win that this is retardednice survivorship biashow many of those umas in those races had more/better stamina and recoveries didn't win?CM isn't about winning once. It's about winning as much as possible over like 60 races so you get to A finals. Then you only have to win once, and if in that single race your recoveries misfire, you lose. Do you even know how wit works?
>>561034213https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/585704
is the gwoup card free bwos?
>>561034317Nyes
>steals your gold
>>561034336eggcellent
>>561033025>>561033052>>561033058Inari One…
>>561034420paizuri one
>>561034293Why have people been saying QE is skippable if you get 2 +15 stats
>>561034507only for triple tiara. if you went for the triple crown route you can skip qe2
>>561034507wow... +15 guts...
>>561034567Oh ok the Lady title is the Triple Tiara title, hopefully I manage to hit SS following these things
>>561034507because most people will be doing the dahby rotation not the oaks one
>>561034254Nigga just look at some of the top performers from the Hakuraku logs.>how many of those umas in those races had more/better stamina and recoveries didn't win?Yeah, fucking mine. I think you misunderstood my post.
>>561034507read the image you posted
>>561033973I believe so too but I also believe that it is underestimated too. You should have enough to not only survive but guarantee your spurt consistently. I would say 1050 is a decent number to aim for and grab standard distance for insurance. I also take rooms standings with a grain of salt because you will probably(will actually) get some weird or fucked up umas that steal wins during the actual cup. I always see in lobbies for longs everything but pace but during cm I see a decent amount of pace. Just seriously fuck long cms, I'm just saying shit.>>561034039FUCK EM BOTH
>>561034250>have to wait to roll my ace to make an ace
>sprintslop>longslop
>short penis>long penis
>small tits>big tits
Long races are where real umas are made.
say something
something
>>561035347>>561035391Should I spicy instant noodles for breakfast?
>>561035429
what do you mean gamewhat do you mean "more her age"
>>561035429Yes
Taiki masturbates a lot
>>561035429no
>B mile is enough
>>561035616Mile A isn't enough
>>561035616
should i have cake or pizza for breakfast
>>561035616>Front
>watch wit god’s new video >my aces are viable
>>561035490>>561035564>>561035592eggs and hotdogs it is
Any gaslight sims that allow simulation of more than two umas? Running my own practice rooms is way too slow
>he fell for the mile b gaslight
>get long S>now i have to take the run seriously
>>561032940She got it!
>>561036048It's ok, you can give up for real when you see the summer trainings
>>561035890Provided we get pitched against each other, yes, our umas are viable against each otherIf we get pitched against buhis here and outside, we are utterly and completely fucked, especially if the kitasan has all the skills she needThere is no way around it
>>561031713>woke artFuck off
>rereading SBR because there is no guarantee for an episode next week and might get bored of waiting for it>motherfucking el condor pasa is participatingbased
>>561036126>cygames smite down smaru and xoguri for global>somehow kitasan is allowed to be this strong without any changes?
>>561036048>>get long S>after spending all my clocks on the juvenile filies
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>561036164anon... kris really is brown......
>>561036126I threw my current Admire Vega to the trenches of whale public lobbies, and she’s won ~60% of the time. It’s not a good metric, but I think she’s good enough for the CM (also I must’ve high rolled this one since every other Ayabe run is shit). Need to rework cafe, but if I do see you, I will make sure to be gentle
>>561036121evil horse
>>561036215Balanced out by being mediocre on any track that isn't Long.
>already cm12 rooms on publicThe fuck are you retards doing
I'm still using URA parents because the parents MANT shat out are shit in comparison despite the amount of skills
>>561036260>defending brown umas, and buff and fat umasNeck yourself
>>561036385people were already making cm 11 and 12 rooms while we were waiting for cm 10, in spite of the fact that mant wasnt out yetretards are like that sometimes
>>561032923Rednu literally released a f2p mambo video
Heh my umas were tearing shit up in the early CM11 rooms from 2 weeks ago, I'm already ahead 2 CMs.
How did /vg/ become worse than Reddit? Was it Genshin that brought too many brown sub-humans that were too disgusting to be accepted in other mainstream platforms?
Even GODriru knows this mode does not respect everyone's time.
>>561036614DEI
If you are wasting too many clocks, simply use a parent oguri with 3* triumphant pulse, never lose again.If losing=win
what are we seething about today?
>>561036780Unironically true btwEspecially if the uma has shit mile, below CWhat a bullshit ass uniqueWhy does it keep working
so you either buh to build kitasan or you're stuck with goldship + 2 niggas that really dont matter at allcool cmFUCK longslop
>>561036683buy an ad
>>561036848Marriage
Post FAT FUCKS
my daring gf tact
I hate this general.
>>561036965The box captcha is literally unsolveable
boysex
>>561036965
>>561037076you're making us teiobros look like low iq retards
I am fully convinced no one is oshi-ing this insect-eyed uma. You can atleast put a wig on Ryan and enjoy her delicious tits. This chink looking horse? zero asset, zero appeal.
Holy shit this event is good
>>561036902You need to flood front runners with mid-race uniques like VBobo and SMaru or you'll lose way too hard to a Kitasan. Even just those two umas with Kitasan's inherit win by several lengths against perfectly set up end closers
>>561037281Brother, you're the one with no appeal.
>>561037281I like Chinese looking girls but there are too many girls who are cuter and better, she was born in the wrong generation.
>>561037286>[CHAIR CLATTERING INTENSIFIES]
every uma is someone's oshi
I don't have an oshi. My soul is empty
>>561037475That's true, even that orange schizo uma has die hard fans
>>561036290That's not Super Creek.
>>561037568where are her tits?
>>561036048(update) i got fucked by the shop at senior year
>failure 11%>failure>failure 9%>failure >failure 13%>failure>failure 5%>failure This is my worst run ever
Do people actually lose to fronts? All i see is end wins
>>561037475Trve
>>561037475even R***?
fat fucks
HELLO WHERE IS EVERYNYAN
I can't find the thread
>>561037713
>>561037789[lvl 5 wit training failed]
DANCHOUDO SOMETHINGWE'RE DYING
on my way to notify Baker san
>>561034247She's a pretty, fertile hors.
is it over? did TB kill global?
Horse is friend!
>>561037861oh ok I found it. It was lower than I expected on the PPM section
I don't want to climax anymore...
>>561038023we've got time, bwo
We were always meant to evolve into /umajp/ 2.0
>>561038018Anon... Danchou is already dead.
>>561038103Next time you see a wit scroll, buy it.
i need a wit scroll
why are we so slow bwos...
>>561037697I like her desuidk what that face style is called with the teeth and stuff but I always like characters like that
>>561038242post mant general
>>561038080>>561038080>>561038080>>561038080birthday palma bread
>>561026158Man the ads on Japanese wiki sites are aids