Previous: >>561021970>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Narita Top Road (Speed), SR Admire Vega (Guts), SR Mejiro Ryan (Stamina), SR Bakushin (Power)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Is it true? /Uma/ is a Tannhauser thread?
Mejiro PalmerMating press
Sex with Verxina
So what's the deal with the Agnes family?
You guys should read Muv Luv
u copy?
Digitan LOVE
I just wasted a power anklet because I thought I still had a charm
>turn between races>rainbow>no energy>no energy bottles because that bitch tazuna hates me>rest>sleep deprived>night owl
>>561038526
>witgod releases video that utterly gapes the staminalets>also gapes the baracole inheritors>even gives the lazy a pat on the back for not making aces since the pal card releases soondispenses hard truths AND gives the desperate a nice tug. truly the people's champion.
but but but people said 900 stam was enough
wtf my mouse was barely working for weeks and I finally cleaned the laser thing with a qtip and some water and it's working really good now, I guess people were right and it really was dirty
one more day until i can blow my load on dia-chan...
>4 power>not a single tripleFUCK OFF
>>561038747>wateryou're meant to use isopropyl alcohol.
>>561038819>FUCK OFFthey already did though?
I just wasted 1 hour on this cm11 parent, g-good enough right?
dumbass
>>561038526This image is nice but I cannot get over the misplaced butthole slightly to the left
>>561038897>doing parent runs before we get spark rerolls in part 3 of the anniversaryw
>>561038969Maybe some girls are just like that? Like how my penis curves to the right
>>561038404>shit anime>some jap tsundere gets cucked by a russianNo... No I don't think I will.
how would a newfag even play MANT? I've been hoarding clocks for months and I feel like my stack will run out in 2 or so months.They should really give 1 free clock per run at least
>This is a villain
>>561039158lane cutting bitch
>>561039121They do though? I get a free clock in my one run a day.
>>561039121you get 1 free clock per day, is that not enough for you?
>>561039017bwo the worst part is if I just used super creek and some other statstick card instead of parent farming golshi stamina, seeking the pearl and stuff, this would be a fine cm11 ace
W-Wit is a gaslight anyways right?? haha...
so this CM is all the cancer from sprint but in long?
>>561039249retarded girls are cuter
A single kale juice for a whole run. Mr. Bones I want off your wild ride.
>>561039291nice
>>561039274It's more than that since you need mile sparks to have a run
>>561039034COMPARING A CURVED PENIS TO A MISPLACED BUTTHOLE IS NOT THE SAME! A curved penis is natural and sometimes bent even when erect and the exit is consistent, where as in her case, everything down there would be messed up. It would imply a misaligned intestine making acts such as anal extremely painful and awkward, you are literally slipping it in from an angle that puts you in an awkward position to enjoy sex.
>>561039249i've seen umas with lower wit win practice rooms
Rice would be knowledgable about dicks and penises
>>561039374>A curved penis is natural@umagrok is this true
Hello friends!!
>>561039374anon... do you think everyone has perfectly pin-pointed anuses? you don't imagine that there's going to be slight deviations from time to time? and especially so when you're bent over, torso rotated, and just been creampied by (Me)?
My problem with waiting for the group support card is that if I use it I'm going to only have 45RB. I don't have Stinko or any 15RB cards... except for Marvelous.
>>561039446nyes
>>561039320>never wins a G1the world is cruel sometimes...
>>561039446You know how ducks have weird shaped penises so they can rape female ducks? Men that raped ducks have curved penises for the same reason. If your penis is curved your ancestors probably raped female ducks
yankomanko
she NEVER goofs up
considertanned ticket
Why would Mayano do this...
>>561039498Is Pasa the only uma who uses part of her school uniform for her racing gear?
She's so cool...
>>561039659just following orders.
>>561039659she wants to cause a global energy crisis so people rely on riding on their umas backs like in the days of yore
Which uma would poke a toad?
>>561039118I'm telling you to read the visual novel. Also I assume you're talking about Total Eclipse, which is a spin off and not part of the main trilogy.
>>561038404Sell it to me
>>561038359>black
does wit even do anything
PIGasan BUHack
>>561039374Rice wouldn't say this
>>561039809Not a single one of these characters look attractive bro.
>>561039903I'm black, she's blackWe belong together
>>561039791Urara, but only because she's curious, she' be devastated to learn toads don't like being poked
>>561039703Urara wears her gym uniform
>>561039960blind
>>561039982You're brown
fellow shitters, our response?
>>561039960aiieee little zoom zoom is scared off by non-ai art
>>561040182witlet
>>561039885It starts off as a shitty high school harem dating sim, but once you finish that part it turns into a depressing sci-fi mecha plot where humanity is fighting for survival against an alien race (and losing). Don't really want to go into too much detail since it's best experienced for yourself, but I will caveat my ritual posting by saying that Muv Luv is very much a slow burn and you have to be able to tolerate the first 10h being not great. Having finished it a couple of days ago though, I can say that it's 100 worth it.>>561039960If you dont like the early 2000s art style then that's fine, but please don't insult my (non uma-)wife
Spe-chud...
>>561039642
>>561040182SS is only hard to get when you're training Wit because you can't cheese Wit with ankle weights.
>>561040182I still dont get MANT
>>561040182highrolling doesnt count
>>561040286blo your carrots?
>>561040182>1169 Stamina>with only Riko (and I guess Anshinzawa?) as the only Stam cardsHow. Even assuming you slam 18* Stamina
>>561040229Shut up fag I'm probably older than you and I just like good art.
>>561039923Just like a 1200wit uma can lowroll witchecks, a 300wit gold ship can highroll them
Holy shit that felt goodThis Tachyon isn't even that good and it beat these whales with their MLB Creek + FineMo + Kitasan.
>>561040383Hot
>>561040182I want to see his Veteran trainee list and see how many of those Oguris with that deck are SS
>>561040372nta but do I actually need to use those? I always ignore them
>>561040372Spe-chud ate them all...
>>561040286full d*ck?
>>561039659And don't forget Monarch (Teio) and Prez (Rudolf)
>>561040387nice, deck?beating whales....now I know why Ahab was so fixated, there's nothing like it, is there?
>>561040465Ugly gyaru
>>561040326>AKSHUALLY, taking wit cards and training wit actually makes it harder to generate rating!this sentiment runs counter to both overwhelming evidence and a functioning brain.
>>561040013All the standard uniforms and shoes are based in Urara's since she wear that outfit in Gambaru AKA the OG universe
>>561039885You should start with either Muv-Luv Alternative (sequel) or Unlimited (prequel) depending on how much time you have. Playing the dating sim is a fucking waste of time and anyone who tells you to read it is a jobless loser.>b-but this one referenceFuck off
>>561039885>>561040263It's a very generic/mediocre dating sim VN that takes about 20 hours. Then you get an isekai into post-alien invasion world with those same characters in second game. This time it's better story but extremely slow to get going and the damn game just finishes with a bad end just when it starts to actually get going with the story.Then you start the third game that everyone actually fellates over and while it has great parts it's also extremely long and it's a groundhog day-situation so you get to experience the same shit from second game again before the story finally starts going again. So no, the high points of the last half of the third game really aren't worth going all that trouble for.
succubus
>>561040387i would venture to guess that the majority of your competition are staminalets and/or whiffed recoveries. tanks have a legitimate place for rounds 1 and, possibly, even 2. the same reason why debuffers will wane in effectiveness but, still, have uses.
>>561040387stats, skills, dick?
>>561040572Ok nigger, go build an SS uma with R cards and 1k+ Wit.
>>561040630>>560848602
>>561038404SG is superior to Muv Luv in every way.
>>561040525those, tachyon, screekgave up after wasting all my clocks at kikuka cuz creek didn't wanna play
is S rating the new B+?
umanko
Post-race comments from Christophe Lemaire on Exceed:“She couldn't catch the horse in front, but she had incredible speed in the last 150m. I think she'll get better with each race. She has a long stride and it takes her a while to accelerate, so a wider course would suit her better."
>>561040816Wow, so you like sucking male penises. Thank you for sharing with the class
>>561040775if a jpanon wants to hang out in the gen then let'em. /jpuma/ is at 80 threads over 8-9 months. let the refugee in.
Poorly trained CM test6282 4848
>Ganbaru: Haru Urara's behavior based on her irl young self >Pretty Derby: Haru Urara's behavior based on her irl old self
I have lb1 creek and lb1 finemo, should do...that?
>>561040934Bitchass nigga why you didn't MLB Finemo
45 more minutes until I get the 5 Ayabes I need to MLB her
>>561040729>>561040557Here's the deckI'll reply to this with the skills
>>561040617The steam version lets you start Unlimited after doing only one route, so it's really only 10hI also think you're underselling the ending to Unlimited a bit, I thought it was beautifully tragic and was what really made me go and get Alternative.You're free to think it's too long and not worth the hassle though. I think it's worth it, but not everyone enjoys reading for 50-60h.>>561040816Maybe, but SG has a pretty good anime adaptation that I assume most people on here have already seen
niggas really recommending muv-luv in 2026. the only thing about that franchise worth reading is alternative and the superior version, Shingeki no Kyojin, already stole its entire plot
>>561040816Based Basedmuv luv has such terrible pacing I never understood why it gets fellated so much. SG has perfect characters and the time travel lore is airtight.
>>561040851B+ URA = A Unity = S TB A URA = A+ Unity = S+ TBA+ URA = S Unity = SS TBS URA = S+ Unity = SS+ TBbuhi= Ug
>>561040879Getting third by a small margin in their second ever race after 6 months of resting and with a very poor start shows the horse has real promise.
>>561040986unlucky, I wasn't wasting anymore carrits
>>561040892>refugee >jewish hands typed this post
>>561041064>TFW no Kurisu girlfriendWhat do I do? How do I cope?
>>561041020Here are the skillsThis run had amazing potential. But the second summer shit on me hard. Didn't get good trainings summer or during the twinkle climax races.If I maxed speed I would have been really content>>561040659A lot of them had 1000+ stam but yeah they could have whiffed their recoveries.What really happened was that I have good mid race so I was able to catch up to the most behind front runne then Head on + Nimble Nav past the other ones and end up staying in front.
>>561041020>uncapped speed>sub-1k stam>sub-900 power>harpoons whales anyway, nothing personal kidholy based whaleslayer, may this Tachyon surpass potential and give you plat
>>561041120No yuri
>>561041197i can't wait to roll for pahmah
>>561040816Anyone who hasn't watched the steins gate anime is already a newfag anyways so there's not as much need to shill it.
>>561041046
>>561041032have you seen the anime adaptation for Muv Luv? What did you think of it?
Hand over your clocks
>>561041304What did she mean by this?
>>561041248Realistically this won't be the Tachyon I run because even though that was a REALLY good showing, she ended up getting like 3rd/4th in 3 other races before that oneI'll have to make another for sure and get lucky enough to get Head on + Nimble Nav and long S with good stats if I want to have her win.
>>561040816I did not care for Steins;Gate (anime).
>>561041309Friendzone your Uma
>>561041309it's exactly like them getting mad over a dream where you cheated
>running practice rooms the entire day>i'm the only one without MLB Creek/FineMo/Fukuthe fuck, where are you f2pfriends
>>561041431Read the visual novel secondary.
>>561041485gold city wouldn't say this
>>561041337The anime is very bad. It's extremely rushed and literally skips the high point of the entire story aka the last half of Alternative and instead opts for a very bad anime original ending.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWdPoKxscD0>for MANT you want to win all time, never lose>Mile A is important>Mile B you start melting clocks>everyone explodesyeah.........I can see this happening
I'm sorry for asking
Fuji post-race paizuris
>>561040930Dumb Gold Ship got rushed and died
>>561041573The casuals who are f2p aren't in test rooms.We are a super minority that are f2p but still try hard with the subpar equipment we have so you won't find a lot of people like us.Test rooms are ALWAYS 80+% whales
>>561041485Gold City doesn't act like this she hates you.
>>561039249Guts is higher priority.
>>561041592are you sane? Shichi would absolutely say this, she's extremely possessive
>>561041046This is gonna be me once the filler arc (MANT) ends
Special burgerSpurger
>>561041807Sperger*
>>561041714>anon doesn't understand womenif gold city hates you, why does she stick around and interact with you?
>>561041573I'm right here joining rooms too
what the fuck
>>561040263If I like neptunia will I like muvluv>>561041976Because you help her win so she tolerates you
>>561041976>>561041730She's a race traitor
>>561041807>>561041921Special Chuder Sperger
>>561041714>I didn't read Shichi's career storyyeah I can tell, retard
1/6
>>561040117>>561040229>>561040263I looked at the characters and the teacher is the most attractive, and she's some joke alternative bonus route and gets eaten for grimdark reasons.SHIT VN.
>>561041573anon... the standard f2p deck at the moment is literally three MLB SSRs + the borrow. if you're not at this minimum then what the fuck are you doing with your carats?
>>561042031>tranny propaganda
>>561042065>having an Okinawan as your toreina is race-traitingman, Hokkaidofags really sure are something
2/6
>>561042174guaranteed replies
Is the meme of daiwa scarlet being the number one rapist only found here or is it common?
uhhhhhhhhh hello ???
3/6
>>561040879why does she look so weird?
>>561042218No dark-skinned characters
>>561042174saving them for a wit card that actually lands on wit and doesn't agemasen a paceslopper skill that i don't want anyway
>>561042174no anon... the standard f2p deck at the moment is literally four MLB SSRs + the borrow. if you're not at this minimum then what the fuck are you doing with your carats?
4/6
OBENKYOU TIME
>>561042031>when trainer is burger
>>561042239all umas become rapist during spring and Scarlet always wants to be number one so it makes sense
5/6
>>561042297Japs can be dark-skinned (relatively), so it's fineif it were an jungle-hopping spearchucker, however.......
>>561042334no anon... the standard f2p deck at the moment is literally five MLB SSRs + the borrow. if you're not at this minimum then what the fuck are you doing with your carats?
>>561041431Everyone complains about Frieren being boring but S;G is easily worse.
>>561042358PLEASE GIVE ME GOOD ROLLS TODAY NICE NATURE I CAME 3 TIMES LAST NIGHT BUT I'VE BEEN GOOD ALL YEAR PLEASE JUST GIVE ME GOOD ROLLS GIVE A FINEMO OR CREEK COPY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME BANG NATIE!!!
>>561042020we're gonna make it one daygodspeed anon
special wife
6/6
>>561042358it's taimu, not time
>>561042296what do you mean? arr horse rook the same
>gold shitty fanslol
>>561042490you will never be japanese
>>561041573try hosting your ownthe host is often a whale with jaws wide open
>>561042560Huhum
honse
>>561042567oguri no!
Gold City is an honorary mare just like Mayano
I am Smart Falcon I am Smart Falcon I am Smart Falcon I am Smart Falcon I am Smart Falcon I am Smart Falcon I am Smart Falcon I am Smart Falcon I am Smart Falcon I am Smart Falcon I am Smart Falcon I am Smart Falcon I am Smart FalconI am NOT Curren
>>561042646looking like a fucking fish
>>561042425That's a man.>>561042441No one likes dark-skinned people. They're ugly.
>>561042632said Torena held by gun point I mean Naginata point
please bwos can any of you post that cute image of curren and rice cuddling in bed with femtrainer? I am not able to find it but I need it
deep down inside you already knowyou are curren chan
20 mins until rollsI can feel it... I'm turning into Curren again today...
>TT demotion line already at 660kthis shit is reaching 1M by the middle of GL isn't it
>>561042690
>>561042779NOT THAT POSE
>>561042737there are some exceptions. But generally, light(er) is right(er)
>>561042819I got 1 NTR SSR yesterdayI will get 4 more in the next 30 rolls.
>>561042923No exceptions
need to clean my apartment the mold smell is starting to be too muchmaybe next weekuma for me?
>>561043047matikanefukukitaru
>>561043047Air Groove
I just want1 More AyabeThen i can wait for 3rd SR crystal soon..
>>561043047Teio
>>561043043anon........that is not the win you think it is
has NSM been strong enough in your lobbies to justify putting Yeppers in decks or is Nimble Navigator enough?
>>561042819Today...I am Curren..
>>561043194Ugly brown uma, she needs to be send back to India.
>>561043230bend over
>>561043206medium not so much but you'll be using it for every sprint/mile/dirt CM during this scenario
>>561043321
>>561043206It just works, even on this
>>561043353i'm talking about pisces bwo...
>>561043206I put it on all my aces and it's been a disappointment
>>561043420>tanCringe
>>561043206depends on the strength of your other cards. if you're going to cuck your stats just for a chance at NSM then it's not worth (assuming you can still generate nimble). if you are willing to high-roll or die then you can force it as well.
>>561043451you'll be better off borrowing a card with a gold heal big dog
>>561043043she looks so much better like that wtf
>>561043321orly
>>561043206If my Brian procs NSM she insta wins if she's not blocked
>>561043321>>561043505trying too hard spic
>>561042482I hope you get a good roll today
What's up with ignoring Yukino Bijin card? It's free...
which cards can I pick with the free SSR selector?
>>561043575i have my own Bijin at 0LB so i don't need to worry about borrowing, my borrow slot has been FM
If I'm running 2 Speed, 2 Guts and 2 Wit what are the best options for Guts cards?
>>561043629>ayabe MLB>free to playlolalso tachyon is a lot better than marvelous
Digitan who was my first A+ has just became my first S+
>>561043629It WAS free.........
>>561043321Why do you browns hate your own kind?
>>561043593El needs to be deported too
>>561043670anyone up to new year banner, which is Fuku/Ayabe
>>561042549I like this event. She wants you to compliment her with your own words, but the trainer decided to parrot internet comments. A masterclass move in acting dense.
7 and free roll will be awful
REPLY FOR GOOD LUCK
im willing to hand pisces over to the whalesthe medium ones after will be f2pkino right
7 and i get SSR Creek
>>561043893Good luck only comes to those who are mentally ill enough to force it.
>>561043629I stopped borrowing Ignes Fujin to use her and my runs have been so much better since I can use an actually good speed card like Biko now instead of stinko, I've been getting 1200 speed 1200 power 1000* guts in almost every run now
>>561043915>the medium ones after will be f2pkino rightlolIt's literally XOguro + Bourbon + Maruzensky sovless slop.
>>561043814thanks you gwo
>>561043915
>>561043791but El properly filed her migration papers dess
>>561043915>just need to compete with perfect acceleration xoguris with whale stats
>>561043915Anon... Medium will be X Oguri + double dominator
please make the good free for me Cygame
sukaretto front to go with kitapits black frontY/N?
>>5610439247 and I rape this anon
FineMo' in the bag today
7 and i pull the last shinko windy dupe i need for MLB
>>561043893I spent all my luck impregnating Digitan
MANT was the F2P scenario btw
free pulls will be worse
>>561044071For free? Thanks Tazuna
>>561043915>Gacha PvP>Implying F2P players have any chance at all against whales
7 will never show its face for those that ask for it. Not for me, and not for you.
wtf i literally look like this right now
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>561043981>>561043998>>561044018>>561044030when will f2pkino come back bwos
it is so fucking over
I AM SMART FALCON
>no one logged in
AIIIIEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEi am curren today.
no Ayabe but at least I got my own ntr haha
>>561044253explode
i'll take it
ha ha ha
free rolls looking goodIf I get one more in free rolls then I will roll till spark
It's shit
>>561044315why does NTR look so retarded? my class rep would never look like a tard
>>561044229mile cm only
>SSR Sweepy>still zero VegasIt's not looking good bros. Even with 150K I might have to use THAT
>>561044229>come backanon... f2pkino was the first year of the server. it already happened.
i already have her at MLB unironically...
>>561044345>>561044434Unironically the only good card there is Ayabe
>9-1 preview AGAIN>ayabeBest possible result at least
>>561044018>>561044030>>561043981>>561043998I'd win though
How many free pulls left after today? Want to make Super Creek MLB with my crystal
how low will it go after the anniversary finishes?
>>561044513Are we higher than blue archive?
THREE off banner SSR, all of them worthless
>>56104450920
>no ayabe>no stinkoim gonna kill myself!!!!!!!!!!
>day 10 of not getting even Mambo or SR Ayabe or ANY SSRit continues
How necessary is Vega really? I still haven't pulled a single copy
>>561044509you have a selector via missions in 2 days, nearly-bricked anon.
there is still tomorrow
>>561044602bakushin is a groundwork parent card
>NY Opera inherit only works for 4th and aboveCan enders still take it?
>missing a bunch of important SR cards>roll book full of SRs>all dupesfuck this game
>>561044602Bakushin and Rob Roy are good for parent runs though?
>>561044513back to pre-MANT numbers and from there it will get worse and worse
>>561044596yes
>>561044619I’ve gotten multiple useless SSR and no useful SR microdosing SSR pulls is still ass
I almost gave into temptation to do another 10 roll and stopped myself..
7 and I glue myself
oooough I'm hooooooooooooooooarding
>>561044697>>561044718Oh. That’s nice. I just do parent runs with my failed aces.
>>561044641not really, that card is pretty mediocre outside of the 15 RB, you can already gutsmaxx if you have free Urara and event yeppers
>>561044770f2pgod...i kneel
>>561044702normally, no, but since this track is a billion meters long if you arent top4 by 400m you've lost anyway
>got NTR>wanted to cleat her since I don't want to have that stain in my account again>can'tamazing, now I'm forever bricked
>urara welfare is good bro trust meFUCK YOU i was running 5 cards the whole run because it took me until senior summer camp to raise her friendship enough
how come the game has no problem throwing five random card events at me junior year when Creek hasn't finished her chain in my last three careers
i love horses
>>561044702plenty of time to reach Top4 before 400m markunless the whole room is competent
>sleep deprivation -> race -> sleep deprivation + night owlI'm tired of your fucking bullshit Bakushin
>2 shitty SRs againthat's iti'm raping curren chan
>>561044980
YA BABYYYYI GOT RYAN
>>561044971I'm so sorry for your loss.
>>561044993How much?
>>561044691>shart pigeon is a supposed idol>getting dancemogged by an umafans slutgrim.>>561044853kek. guts vega is literally the best guts card in the game for tb. yes, it's better than ines and winning ticket. and, of course, it's better than urara.
>golshiyeah, i think i'm not reading this event
>>561044980your BBQs???
>>561045115i used like 3, still not enough
>>561045112>reading events
>>561045108which sloptuber told you that bro
>>561044224Fuck you... I got 2 Inaris
dream journey best hors
>3LB VegaNice, now I can use the stone and call it a day.Today is the last day of free rolls, r-right? Using my yellow stone is safe?>1LB NTRWhat did Cygays mean by this.
>>561044224EXPLODE!!!!!!
Is the difference between 600 and 1200 wit really that impactful.
>>561045243sr inari is a great parent/hint card. just not usable atm.
>>561044224unironically, fuck you
>>561044224I hate you.
>>561044641After longslop gutsmaxxing becomes meta for the medium CMs and AV is on the forefront
>>561045282>>561045391>>561045406trade you mine for a vega
>>561045279it goes until the 24th
The game keep giving me Stinkos to cleat.
Don’t think I’ve ever seen more SR’s in a tenner
>double tapped rest>only noticed when the race notice gave me time to look at my full energy barthis is your fault, /uma/
>>561044770FELLOW HOARDGODS... not pulling on anything until tachyon/light hello except for maybe cheer nature, what about you anon?
yoooo new #statstick dropping?!i used my first SR crystal on cringe gaylo back in aoharu just fuck my curren chungus life
>>561045590im pulling on summer goldshi before that but yea pretty much
what level of ayabe guts is good
>>561044224congrats on a shit card>but muh race bonuslol
>playing MANT as pure Dirt runner
poop
One more speed rainbow and I could have capped speed too...
>>561045590your semen retention game is weak.
>nobody is logging in for shoesI think this might be it...
>>561045714>long Ait was glue anyways
>>561045714if it makes you feel any better, this thing was never going to win anyway.
Why are there so many worthless fucking currencies in this game? Monies accumulates faster than anything can be pulled to spend it on. Clovers are a joke. Cleats are practically worthless. Club points and friendship points are the only currencies which can be spent sufficiently to not accumulate in excess. Do any of these get updated or removed like support points do?
>>561045680you dropped your smuguri bwo
>>561045775Brian is cruel....
>>561045714that niggas gonna die
>>561045813>>561045851I believe in Tamtam to get me into some final!
>>561045858The clover shop is supposedly improved later on, no idea about cleats
>>561045962Ugly loli
surely this is enough to not job at niigata junior stakes...
>>561045962sexy filly
>>561045858confusing you with currency is a common gacha strat so you dont actually realize how jewish the game is
i just got ayabe guts and ntr on the free roll today, im tempted to go all in... this is how they get you, huh...
>>561045858First live service game? It's the bread and better of predatory live service games. Introduce a huge number of currencies so beginners can't easily understand their value and offer paid services for these worthless currencies so people waste their money.Now Uma doesn't really offer paid currencies outside Karats, but the practice is still applied because it's just how this industry works.
>>561046087 jewish
>>561046058run pace and you win 90% of the time
Huh. Its not what i expected but i'l take it
>>561045714do you niggas even try and check your spurt ratethis tamachud is not winning a single race
>stopped using 2 stamina with power inheritance and did the opposite (2 power stamina sparks) after watching witGOD's video>runs instantly went better I'm now a believer
So when are they going to add Kashiwa Kinen and tge remaining Dirt G1s?
>markedNYOOOOOOOOOO
>>561042690>"honorary mare">have the Asahi Hai as your ONLY G1 winBased retard
>>561046269>maya if she was actually cute
>>561046289straightaway spurt rate?yea
>>561046325another one falls for the propaganda...
>>561046058just don't bother with Niggata junior stakes if you're training a front. the track layout pretty much means they're fucked when paces/lates/ends start dueling on the comically long final straight and leave them in the dust
>>561046204>roastie cosplaying as the gorilla
>>561045858they actually simplify it later by removing support points and making card uncapping free (and automatic)
Might be the first day since release where I don't feel like starting even one careerAnd I pulled a bunch of new umas tooIt's so over
>>561046289Nah I dont care. I dont even care about winning CMs. I'm just here for the gibs
>>561046356
At this point I'd treat Admire Vega guts as SSR. Fucking explode to whoever got her to mlb.
Is double gold sparks now the meta. 250+ Affinity uma seems insane.
>>5610463081.5 anni, around when Grand Live starts
Satono is the only crown name that actually acts like surname in Uma world... No one never call Mejiros by "Mejiro"...
>>561046462PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME
>>561046342do you not know what honorary means bro?
How many free rolls are left? I still only have a single Ayabe
Do I even really need guts Ayabe if I already have SSR Ayabe? I don't really do guts builds.
>>561046537sweater puppies
>>561046462danchud, kick this slacker.
bros I accidentally spent 20k carats
MANT is more of a roguelike than URA or Unity, therefore, it's better
>>561046720but you said you never goof up
>>561046743The fuck?
>>561046720>frees up his borrow slot for the next 4-monthsbigly.
SEND HELP
>tfw only 2 ayabechudsfugg whenabout are we getting enough shards for a third gold crystal?
>>5610466742 more free 10x pulls leftalso you're better off than me... still 0 Ayabe so far
>>561046462This is where sweepy unironically came in for me. I was struggling hard with burnout, then I thought "fuck it, it's sweepy or missing out on days played". Ironically, that did in fact helped me enough that I made manual runs again, just not 3-5 a fucking day, fuck that noise. When MANT released I did nothing but manual runs for example, when I could've easily swept on the side.
>>561046743rice shower stab this nigga
I got Ikuno's feet for my free 10 pulls.Are Ikuno's feet good?
>>561046689Guts will be the meta for med and below unless you want to lose as soon as an unlucky duel starts desu
the truth about gutsmaxxing is that buhis are so strong than they can max 3 stats with shit training called guts because they got so good cards
>>561046858
>you NEED ayabeFUCK YOURATE UP IS A LIEI CAN'T EVEN SPARK FOR HER
>immediately after summerFUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>561046553>Dirt MANT guide already put Kashiwa Kinen etcSo the guide lied to me and now my Falco is running 26 OP races
>>561046937whale guts cards are not much better than f2p guts cardsit mostly comes down to getting lucky guts rainbow stacks during summer with megaphones/weights/charms etc.
>>561046867not at 0LB, you'd rather just use Urara or the free Bijin, unless she's MLB for the extra 5% RB over those cards
>>561046858>Gentle Gently abusing a turkish manBased.
MINNA
>>561047023Face too fat
>>561046840Thanks I don't feel like mining bitcoin for someone else
>>561047036your turf sparks, umadolbwo?
>>561046937whales don't run guts decks for CMs. they can output 1200/x/1200/x/1200 easily for miles and mediums. guts decks severely hamper your skills and skills are what win you races. f2p run guts for miles and below because it's an easy way to hit stats and they think stats win races rather than simply being the minimum requirement.
>>561047124But the *very* slight ass curve...
>spent the entire night jerking off to my traineehow am i supposed to face her today.....
Is 3LB Ayabe viable. >2 less Friendship bonus>1 less power bonus>2 less race bonusIs that good enough to make guts viable?
Are the daily racse gonna get Very Hard difficulty later today? Should I wait to spend my tickets then?
>>561047032forgot pic
>>561047294No roasties
>>561047106why does this gorilla offer me her used anal beads like she's doing me a favor?
>>561047305foward
>>561047207>He isn't mining for danchodeFine be my, more feet pics for me.
Is it good to cap speed and power early so the race bonus stats go to the other 3 attributes? Or training wit and stamina while letting power and speed hanging at 1130 ends up being more consistent?
>>561047358You should run now since they'll replenish tickets with the update.
>>561047305Politely ask for sex
>>561047321I meant admire not ayabe.
>>561047321the 2% less race bonus is unironically a dealbreaker depending on the rest of your deck
>R R R R R R R R R SR (already MLB'd)
>>561047447mkay, thanks torena anon
when’s the free selector
>>561047480Me and 500 others with 3lb Creek
>>561047556Never!
>>561047321the power bonus is 1/3rd of the reason for the card being strong. is it still usable? yes.
>>561047556monday
>>561047556tuesday
>>561047583I'm also on 3LB creek here... AND 3LB stinko... it sucks out here
>>561047595>>561047652>>561047680what !
>got this from today's roll>training and race main stat>training and race special effectThis seems pretty good.
Post cute darby!
The worst Mejiro. Soon.
>unless i can get another topro from the last 20 free pulls I'll be stuck with her at 2lb which has no race bonus>not only that but in going to spark i mlbed both the new ryan and bakushin but only got a single ayabeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>561047772>nothing but ear and tail wigglingcute!
>>561047413>>561047460one problem though, she regularly calls me"over the top, annoying, cringe, a nuisance, tactless, weridly arrogant, and stupid"i already tried showering three times over, but who knows how much an uma's nose can pick up
I got zero Machitans and zero Ayabes from the free pulls so far.
Sp, sweepycalypse when? Cygays promised us...
>>561047831this is why you were told to wait until free pulls were over to pull moreeveryfuckingtime
>>561047887Zero is the number of times I've pulled out of Teio
The best Mejiro. Soon.
>>561047583God I'm so tempted to use my voucher to MLB her right now. I'm using a 50 RB end closer deck and 3LB Creek making that 48 RB hurts so bad
My fit wife!
What went wrong?
>>561047925>so*I'm typing like a retard lately...
have my togenashi togeari playlist on while i do MANT runsi may be suffering with shit race and shop rolls but at least i can JAM while i'm at it
>>561047831>got a singular NTR>blew his loadanon, MLBing in a singular pity is like a 15% chance.
>>561047772
Went to pity to get my NTR MLBd, could have MLBd Ayabe twice, lmao.
run saved on the literal final turn after using a whistle
>>561048045Talk to Curren you bastard
>>561048215This is a dog
>>561048082aneurysms can present with mild symptoms for weeks prior. you're already dead, gold shitty.
>>561048045Imagine an uma casually picking you up with her tail as you pass her in public and being carried to her dorm.
>>561048045do NOT speak to Curren
>>561048142>5 Ayabes cleated>2 Stinkos cleatedplease explode right this instant, niggeranon
>>561048082>>561047925>Coal City
>>561048279horses don’t have prehensile tails thoughever
>>561047897cute rice
is the stamina requirement a gaslight again?
>>561048259Is that bad?
heeeey wait a minute!this is localized
>>561048352but umas do
>>561048387what deck
>>561048154
>>561048461Based
Been away from /uma/ for two weeks, what did I miss?
>>561048352That's what they want you to think. Uma tails work differently.
>>561048461may allah forgive you for your transgressions because i sure won’t
run all of them falcobro I know you will
ふふっ
>>561048503Stegofags support trannies
fine motion and air groove have cute interactions when you set them both as TT aces
>>561048461>strictly and purposefully avoids currenwow, her influence on you is absolute.
>>561048397No
>>561048154The 'New' on the Archive tab is always bugging the hell out of me so every time I check out a new convo I will have to click there again to remove itMaybe I should do a day where I spam reload the lobby to read everything
>>561048730Good!
Just saw wit God's video, logged in and pulled Kitasan off single pull.Question. How does running a front runner help your own end closers? I think he briefly went over it but I'm retarded and may have missed it / misunderstood
>all the speed weights only to never use them cause they wont go to speed
>>561047831why are you rolling for that garbage card in the first place? just use Biko like a normal person
>>561048449you are gonna call me names if I post it...
I want to beat Haru when she says no
>>561048917Is that a wound scab on her face...
>>561048798if you're running Taishin, having a front helps Sleeping Lion proc more consistently
>>561048834I like you, Falco fag. I hope you win your next CM.
NIGGA WHO CAREESSSSSSSS
>>561048892kys
>>561048917It's from a few days ago when she also said no
>>561048964I think my misunderstanding comes from what difference does it make if I use my own front vs have another player's front set the distance
>>561048892we can already smell your stench the moment you open the thread. post it and let it happen.
>>561049014Wasted
>Jordan gives BoFA>Creek doesn't finish her event>Creek finishes her event>Jordan gives Straightaway Recovery
>>561048461wtf
The 3* Power grind goes hard, want it so when I do ace runs I can get a few other 9* considering this is the best scenario to do it in
>>561048962>>561049034
WHEWanother one
>>561049035not sure, but maybe because you could end up with a frontless lobby with only lates/ends where pacing goes out the window
All according to keikaku
Happy Birthday Duramente
>>561049032>>561049079
>>561049035you decrease the amount of fronts that can compete with your ends by one (1) if you can build a competent front/big nig blocker. this also increases the amount of fronts that can provide you a win by an infinite percentage. this CM should just be fronts and ends but fronts are a tad more consistent in theory.
>>561048779>>561048730>>561048215
How's your pokedex coming along?
I think I'm going to make a runaway suzuka chat
>>561049264holy BUHIIIII
>>561049313chat with whom
>>561048798>>561048964>>561049168Having any fronts in the lobby stretches out the pack and actively works against your end closers. Yes having other umas ahead of you can help activate certain skills but this can be achieved using paces or lates too without sabotaging the positioning. If you're creating end closer heavy teams I'd avoid using fronts at the same time.
>>561049264only s+ with that deck is insanity dude
>>561049287It's okay
>>561049287>no KitaStart spending, bro
>>561049264WHALE
>>561049264The only dumb pull here is NTR. Easily attainable with properly managed resources. That said, watch an example run to figure out how this scenario is played. Also, cut Pasa for a Power card with Stam bonus, HishiAma if you have her.
>>561049264lmao still only S+ despite that deck
>>561049405But I want Dia-chan more.
>>561049359i'm only running kitasan and 2 ends (golshit, base mayano) because they're the only viable umas i havethe only other maybe usable front or end i have is wedding mayano, but base is better for NSM
>>561049226Happy birthday, Suavemente.
>>561049496
>>561049496You don't need her, nigga.
>>561049287only missing a few and some altsused the rape ticket on digitan
>>561049264pasa is just there to cuck your event chains. it's already bad enough with FM and, somewhat, NTR. you could swap pasa for MLB Riko and do better desu.
>>561049287potential level maxxing
>>561048270nta but living like that for several years and it's slowly getting worse, haha
>>561049673It's so WASHED OUT turn up your saturation bwo
guys how do you get friendships maxed by the first summer in MANT, it's genuinely tilting me, this scenarios is getting me angry like I was not ever since I played cod lobbies or counter strike as a kid between friendship, shop rng and races rng
>>561049719>several yearsanon, you're already in hell.
>>561049719The solution to this is Running.
I find it very cute how much Air Groove dotes on Duramente.
anyone else just give up when you get 5+ sleep deprived classic year?
>>561049769It's not that hard unless you have Urara/Sub-3LB Super Creek
>657haha...it won't pass 665 within the next 30 hours r-right?
>>561049552I want to be taken to EpSatono island to meet Sonic the hedgehog and Kiryuu Kazuma.Kitasan just doesn't offer much to me.
>>561049848i don't
>>561049769If your pre-debut trainings were bad friendship wise, train more in junior instead of g3 races. But even with the agenda schedule you should have enough time by first summer unless you're using multiple 0 friendship cards
>>561049769triple bonds are worth hitting over a g2/g3 if: 1) if the supports themselves are the important ones and not something like a welfare marvelous 2) if the facility is important 3) if your shop refresh doesn't demand you race to get the good shit. a quad bond? you take that even if it's guts.
so many taiki dupes i hit 5 stars
>>561049864Replace another couple members of your TT team and pray
Coercing Kitasan into sex
>>561049864??
>>561049848This is the global thread, not jp
>>561049848>>560848602
>>561049906>>561049890>>561049860alright thanks, I guess I will just train more
the JP tranny brown is up early
>>561049962Duramente was in the anime and Air Groove is in the game.
What can I do with excess shards?
>>561049859>resting 5+ times in classic year
oh no no no JPbros we are being BTFOed dostedt???
>wonder why my carats keep going down despite the freebies>turns out the free pulls switched from the umas to the cards so I've wasted like 40 pulls on the uma bannerare you fucking serious? why didn't they tell anyone
>>561050085based retardmaxer
>>561050085LMFAO, get fucked
i need sex
>>561049094>super creek + mayano ssr>neither of them finishes their event>two careers in a row
>>561050085Bwo...
>>561050059Did you know that sleep deprived gives you less energy?
>>561050085smartest globab
Just found out that irl Curren Bouquetd'or started lactating at 2 yo and even spilled some milk during her debut.. Cygames gave her Uma design smaller tits (for Uma standards) as preemptive measures because they knew the milk fanarts would go crazy if she has moderately large tits
ROB ROY..............................................I am beautiful.
>>561049719Just make sure that you can find/ ask for help immediately. I once had my brain vessels pop and if it wasn't for my mom, I would probably be dead now.
>>561050085retard
>>561050147I thought this was Shion for a second.I wish Shion wasn't so far away...
>>561050108>anti jp brown posting>yuri tranny shows up at the same timeCURIOUS
how in the actual flying fuck do you train kitasan in MANT? she chockes so many mile races for me, and I dont even want to talk about end closers
>>561050108No yuri
>>561049830i had sharp pain stings in the head sometimes while running, but none in the last year that i remember
>>56104928793.8K carats and Make Debut selector left since launch
Can this take me to A Finals
>>561050085please say sike
>>561050204this but curren chan
>>561050243kill yourself stegonigger
>>561050085They did
>>561050085
>>561050085it says one free pull on the bottom till you pull the right banner anon
>>561050204DON'T ENABLE THE MAREFUCKERS
>>561050204Ohimba milk...
>>561049769If you see 3+ umas on a single training, it doesn't hurt to skip a g2/g3 here or there to get the bonds up
This card only has one use.
One more sleep until Dia-chan.
>>561050293die pedo
>>561050085wait so you missed the NTR free pulls?
>>561050415No
>>561050250just bring her mile to A bwo
>masterful gambit + end closer savvy >>> pressure + ramp upHard to believe, but umalator says so.
>>561050415it would be impossible to be a competitive runner with this build.
>>561050415Wife Bono
>>561050415Sixth Sense hint
>>561050453stop laughing Spe this is serious
>>561050478Pressure is literally useless, gambit is, well, a gamble
>>561050368its too late
>>561050453don't they accumulate?
>>561050478
>>561046656You are still retarded
>>561050475I do, I think my problem is speed being lower than it should by a bit, all I have at my disposal speed wise is Tosen jordan for the recovery and Shiko windy lb3, I can't borrow fuku because I'm borrowing super creek since mine is lb0... fuck my life really I hate this scenario
>>561050571if you didn't log in
>>561050614Now I'm stuck singing this again, thanks
>>561050571no>>561050670not anymore, that was a one time thing for NY that they explicitly said they will never do again
>WEIshut the fuck up
>>561050754>yuri tranny shows up at the same time as anti jp brown postinghmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>561050704Not true
is it time
>>561050204i really want this curren in my life, bwos...why is she still in support card hell?
>>561050830I don't want Christianity in my game
>>561050841you should fuck with ze gay stallions
>>561050830The gook draws so well
>>561050478pressure will tend to proc during accel which means the target speed buff does nothing. the only time it'll be a benefit is if your uma hits a ridiculous amount of accel (and/or has the power and surface aptitude). i suppose it'll be more useful during longer tracks given the increased duration. masterful gambit is also not good considering it requires >=50% distance diff rate. the amount of instances where this will make a difference is very low. you're better off double-dipping on straights/corners.
>>561050791interestingnow that i reread the original NY news you could interpret it as saying that free scout stock would only be available once *during the event*, not that it would only be once ever, which is what my takeaway was
>>561050775WAHEEEEEEYYY
>>561050953
>>561050830Scarlet don't look...
Here’s a CM room 39817507
this scenario sucks
>>561039937but what if we pigged even further beyond
>>561050953dober's tits aren't that bigbut they should be
>>561051239>need energy reduction Anon...
>>561051190
KiTITsan Black and SaTITno Diamond.
>Run pace chaser>Piss easy MANT career, only a matter of highroll>Run literally anything else>5 clocks per runman
>>5610511906/9>>561051323What a funny room
>>561051334That's not how you spell their names
>>561051308She's 32! They're bound to be nice, big and squishy by then
>>561050954I added skills based on their contribution, umalator said what gambit will be most useful of them all, believe it or not.
Mile (B)ros...
>>561051443How many horses has she foaled?
>>561051474Buy skills
>bros you NEED to pull fuku or you're bricked in MANT*>*Fuku is only ever used in parent runs
>>561051540Buying skills are a brick desu, if every aptitude is A it should be fine throughout the whole career
>>5610511906/9 still….
>>561051487>westernslop
>>561050085pull 3 times on NTR to catch up now
>>561051556Quite literally no one said this
>>561051616t.
>>561051556Retarded Chiyo post.
>>561051540I did.
>>561043915Here's a victory tierlist I think is accurate:>f2p shitters (people who don't really know/care how to play) < whale shitters < f2p semi-serious (mostly know how to play but don't have enough autism to really grind) f2p smartypants (willing/know how to play/grind) <f2p smartypants highrollers < whale smartypants < whale smartypants highrollerstl;dr no matter how well you do, you performance is governed by your general place in the above tierlist. All the knowledge in the world won't help you if you only have Kitasan mlb, and 3lb one other SSR like Creek or Finemo. Whales have many more options to victory than you do, therefore they are more likely to find one.
>>561051526Not enough.>>561051616It's true, the only race I lose is Niigata Junior Stakes, and by that point there are no skills to buy anyway
bros you NEED to pull fuku or you're bricked in MANT
>>561051457Umalator presumes skills will proc (barring wit check), it doesn't take into account the difficulty of actually activating them. Sure late race velocity skill is strong in theory, in practice if you're so far behind late race that the skill activates you've already lost.
>>561051616at minimum buy TTL early to not get bricked on races. getting hints for Early Lead later on won't save you as many skill points as getting hints for other good skills, so there's no reason to not buy it earlier to remove it from the pool of hints you can get
>Air Groove gifts Duramente a tree and tells her she'll need to trim it before it gets too big. That the tree signifies wishing happiness and while only Duramente can know what happiness truly means to her, she can still wish for it. Duramente says she appreciates the sentiment alone, and that she won't trim the tree but just send it to her parents when it gets too big.Cute.>Admire Groove gifts Duramente a watering can, which surprises Duramente because she didn't realize Aruvu knew about her horticulture hobby. Aruvu says she's noticed, especially with how she was lugging around an even bigger watering can. Aruvvu then spends the entire time lecturing her on how even if she doesn't want to prune the plants so they don't grow too big, she should still trim them into a shape, and also tells her how to clean leaves with a spraying bottle in order for dust not to build up. Duramente finds this incredibly amusing because it felt like, to her, how Air Groove would also give her advice.Cute.
>>561051691see >>561051796
>>561051790Meant for >>561051713>>561051849Yeah I agree with this actually, only thing that sucks is the amount of points lost if you get fast learner, since it stacks. But one skill like that should be okay
>>561051616>if every aptitude is A it should be fineLemme tell you anon, I have tried kitasan like 20 times and abandoned 10 of these runs because i though so too
>>561051796Truth nuke.
>>561051859>Duramente raises plantsis she autistic
should I take this training or a G2 with no rival or a g3 with rival?
>>561051796Fuku feels like shit. It takes an absurd highroll run to cap speed using her as 2nd speed card due to no priority. And bringing 3 speed cards feels stupid overkill since you can probably cap with 2 non-Fuku speed cards.
>>561051820>Umalator presumes skills will procIsn't median/mean numbers take into consideration skills not proc in calculation of their usefulness?
>>561051859Wrong thread, jp is the one your looking for
>>561051457the sims aren't perfect and is very misleading if you're sorting by max length generation. you need to use your brain. also, savvy doesn't add lengths. the only reason it possibly could is if it extends debuffs and it's reflected on your competition losing lengths but this won't show on the sim. there is no way for savvy to generate hard lengths on its own.
>>561051875I stand corrected
I need more uma's holding tnt and nitro boxes
>>561051487
>>561052012shuit the fuck up tranny holy shit no one lieks you
>>561052024default sorting is by median.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCqi0wYEK1A
>>561051964>self-reported
>>561052024>. there is no way for savvy to generate hard lengths on its own.Anon's stamina is borderline and there's massive late race downhill. If increased downhill mode duration from higher wit leads to him full spurting it can lead to results like that.
>>561051996Yes.
why are brown people so insistent on existing and being here
I'm glad I'm too clueless to ever notice 'brown' posters
>>561052286is air groove the only one in the student council that actually does anything
>>561045858>Monies accumulates faster than anything can be pulled to spend it onnot exactly accurate, if your stable is decently large, max pot'ing your trainees will bankrupt you for awhile, and so will leveling up your supoka for TT bonus (15%+ starts to make a substantial difference), if you care about those things.
>>561052131>shuit the fuck up tranny holy shit no one lieks youbrown esl bros...
>>561052369
I clicked Rest 3 times in Early Year, is my run bricked?
>>561052456I'll take that as a yes.
>>561052421Leveling skill hints also costs insane amount of monies, it takes millions.
>>561052286They want to colonized all generals
>>561051474I HAVE NO CLOCKS AND I MUST GIVE UP
>>561052505yes, but hint books are the chokepoint there, not monies.
>>561052503
>>561052496Yes
>>561051190The winners!
>>561052286The worst part is them trying to pretend to know Japanese and posting here like they can understand it while also pretending to play the game just to shit up this thread.
>>561052613
>>561052613>Idonum Fuck off
>>561052778What's wrong with them? Their art is cute
>>561051790>10 children>Dober got dicked by Tachyon, Cafe, El Condor Pasa, Spe, ZRR, and Sundayman himself along other horsesWhat a whore.
>scenario rewards peak at S+haha okay they had no fucking idea when they designed this huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZi4OxNdMxIEl is cute.
Groovy.
Sex with loli Luna!
>>561052690>both end closers share the same amount of races and winsnyoooticing...
>>561052613>>561052770do japanese girls really do this? take a bath at a guy's place and then wear nothing but a t-shirt around him?
>>561052891I'm not the retarded nigger posting Jp content
>Trying to make quick and dirty fan runs>2nd 2nd 2nd 2ndgod I fucking LOVE this inconsistent faggot ass game!
>>561052873>them>Their>>>/lgbt/
>>561052958That’s just Teio
>>561052926tbf on jp it probably took a few weeks before SS+ and higher started appearing
>>561053074>posting jp content >about a jp game >based on jp horses >in a jp mongolian honeypot site ( ・∇・)
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
After playing through Kitasan's campaign I no longer wish to fuck her like a cumrag. She is absolutely daughter material and should not be lewded the way she is in fanart.
>>561053174What do you want to do to her?
>>561053174make another false flag bwo
>>561053093>>561053067>Do girls really do things around people they trust and love?>>561052926Almost as if this scenario was designed around JP, back when NO ONE had an idea about the autistic "META" or how to perfectly play it YEARS in advance.
>>561053212>loli haloEw
Why are all of you dumbasses buying radiant star?
>>561053101I don't know if they're male or female, it's dumb to assume
>>561053174Teio is the GOAT
>>561053314Works as .75 of a white recovery and procs on the final spurt
>>561053314I stopped doing it for front, other styles might be fine but as front absolutely not. You need every velocity skill possible and radiant star costs too much
>>561053239good, more for my dick
>>561053273
>>561053256False flag on what you dumb fag, on Fujimasa?
>>561053170This is the fucking global thread, fuck off to Umajp if you want to post JP content.
>>561053239you are a homosexual
>above S is U>above U is Lwhat's the logic?also LF21? what will LS be, 90000 speed?
>>561053530not marvelous
>>561053484Aren't they materials or something? I have no idea
>>561053212She knows how sexy she is
>>561053484Love is the superior power
>>561053484Fuck off to umajp
>561053461I know it’s bait but why am I falling for it
>>561053484U = UltraL = Legendary
>>561053558Oppai lolis aren't sexy
>>561053436>>561053472do you guys really want to fuck a junior high student that badly
>>561053442
>>561053667This
>>561053675>junior high studentshe doesn't look like one
>>561053675if she looks like Kitasan, yes!
>>561053756do you think "but officer she told me she was 18" would work as an excuse in uma musume's setting
Updating TT has been rewarding
>>561053675>do you guys really want to fuck a junior high student that badlyWhere do you think we are?
>>561052739the reason they post here instead of in the appropriate thread is BECAUSE they don't know japanese, they don't even pretend
>>561053845Just did the same so I had enough for another free multi, from S to S3. Was so satisifying to watch
>>561053442>>561053724so are they having oyakodon roleplay threesomes in this story or what?
>>561053604Why are you so angry?
I'm tired of rolling SRs I've already MLBed.It's always Dober Doto Flash Dober Doto Fuji Dober Doto Fuku
>>561051349fronts hardly use clocks with enough speed, all you need is a little luck at the start
>>561053667Woosh*turns you into an oppai loli uma*
>>561052690>Pump and Past BeyondHuh? Do they actually work in that CM11?
when do we get 15 borrows a day?
>>561042358
These are middle schoolers, also Diamond's biological clock is actually behind Kitasan's by nearly a year.
>>561053957...How about we start with then first
>>561053830NTA but you can always wait for the fruit to ripen, also can't do shit if Kitasan is the one raping me.
>Stop worrying about longslop>MANT becomes fun againIt's that easy
>>561053957When I decide to drop this rng filled shit
>>561054006Ugly high schoolers
>>561053830are you talking about this kind of officer?
>>561054067Faggot
Your trainees do not want to fuck you. Heat cycles don’t exist. Uma musume are all 14-17 years old. No Tazuna will not blow you. Yes Riko is an easy lay.
>>561038407
>>561053613The look LOY has is literally: "My brother can't stop yapping about his son, so now you have to win a lot, so mommy can brag about it"
>>561054056>boomer /a/ slopgo back to /umajp/ faggot
>>561053852>they don't even pretend>>561051859>>561049848This guy is pretending That faggot who pretends he likes stay gold and posts his runs here like anyone gives a shit pretends and I wouldn't even put it past it to be the same nigger
>>561054194>>561054194>>561054194
>>561054114>Uma musume are all 14-17 years old.So true, Maruzen.
>>561054114Nice try Riko
>>561054006You can assume that by the end of S3 of Uma Musume Kitasan is older than 18. Her career lasted 3 years so assuming she started at 15 it would end when she's 18 and that's just assuming she started when she was 15 and not older.
>>561054114>Riko is an easy lay.this is probably actually the wrongest statement here unless you're like physically raping her. she's an older woman with strict standards on others and probably even stricter standards for herself.
>>561054192yeah that is the stegofag, JP version + file.png screenshots is the tell
>>561054114>Uma musume are all 14-17 years oldMaruzensky, this isn't healthy>Your trainees do not want to fuck youTell that to Eishin Flash who takes me to Germany to meet her parents at the end of her career.
>>561054278Raping Riko sounds hot
>>561054146>>561054092>muh segaFuck off
>>561051859I didn't know Duramenta had such a cute hobby.
>>561054462duramente is actually super cute, her hot spring event actually has her a little annoyed that her trainer didn't think she would invite him along for the trip. she's more trainersexual than kitasan, she's just more autistic.
