Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9178 - Maria's Fatassnik Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026DC x Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #1 - 06 May 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 13 May 2026Sonic the Hedgehog x Godzilla #1 - Summer 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 15 December 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4r>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>561034831
>>561083757BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>561083757Ass and Titties
Character for this feel?
>>561083656How clueless and tone deaf do Takashi Iizuka and Sega have to be to crossover Sonic Forces with Hooters of all third party businesses? That's as stupid and inappropriate as crossing Sonic over with Playboy
Just found out that Two Beast finally got an english translation. Talk to you boys later.
>>561084157You're gonna jinx it
>>561083757>>561084038Shadow’s cumdumps.
Honey the Cat!Blaze the Cat!
Couldn't a mobian just come inside a human girl as much as they want? No wonder Sonic is immune to Amy!
>>561084262Just wait for Sonic and Labubu doll crossover. I'm anticipating it
>>561078863>>561079112we are not leaving this in the last thread, what the FUCK do you mean, CHESTER CHEETAH WILL MOST LIKELY BE IN CROSSWORLDS
>>561084612It ain't easy bein' cheesy.
>>561084501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3iDDHWGBNU
Surge's not gonna be inYou had me with Classic in June but z Surge?
Cute!
>>561084157Hooters is treated the same way as maid cafes in Japan. In America, Hooters is stigmatized.
>>561084612please let this be real it'd be SO entertaining to watch the fanbase have the biggest meltdown over it
>>561084970He's perfect
>>561085026We need a Sonic themed Hall of Anal Destruction
>>561084612We already crossed the line at spongebob
>>561085026>>561081807>>561080563there's a 80/20 chance of this actually being real anon, you best be ready for Chester.
Man, imagine what this place would look like if Hello Kitty got in as a character haha.
>>561085342kuromi sexo
Douge
>>561085342Sonic x Hello Kitty shipping
>>561085026This whole leak has 'Bullshit but I'll believe it' energy to it. Please be true.>>561085296I disagree, Spongebob was at least a creative vision blah blah blah, Chester Cheetah is a food mascot, it's like having the Micheline Man as a racer.
you really actually prefer to talk about cereal mascots than what's actually happening in the world
ChesterChads stay winning
>>561085342The circle would finally be complete and we'd collapse into the autism singularity, lowering the collective IQ of every being on this side of the universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIDV3_Pnnts Sonic's Lost Personality
>>561085518Yes, I don’t really care what happens to the world anymore. Everyone just wants to hurt each other.
>>561084996It still is a bad idea to cross over Sonic with Hooters even if it only happened exclusively in Japan. Sonic mainly appeals to westerners. Imagine a boy's parents finding out that Sega did crossed Sonic over with Hooters in Japan. It would scandalize the parents and make them want to stop buying the games and other merch for their son
>>561085518Oh sure, let's talk about Operation Epic LOL and what's next on the 'WW3 Speedrun Any Percent'.
I'd sooner believe Ronald Mcdonald would show up in Crossworld before Chester since Sonic has been doing promotions with Mcdonald's since it's literal inception.Annnnnnnnnd now that I just said that I feel like I manifested it into coming true.
>>561085518holy shit i want to touch amy's boobs
>Chester Cheetah getting into fucking Crossworlds...honestly now I think it's a miracle Arle even made it.
>>561083757Stop fucking sexualizing Maria
>>561085342>>561085492
>Sonic Prime x Chester Cheetah crossoverhttps://x.com/ToonHive/status/2035459532302786634
Guys, it's not confirmed. Let's not get mad at things which haven't actually happened, we're just laughing right now.
>>561085797Sonicfags are not ready for the Donald.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSNfKxfhMnc
>>561085678In reality, they did it and no one cared because it wasn't advertised in the west and only online nerds knew about it
>>561085857Chester RAPES AND GAPES Arle and her entire verse
>>561085991Fuck off, this franchise has already shown it would rather churn out collabs after meaningless collab for the myriad pieces of shovelware they’ve been churning out. The mere fact that something like this is possible is reason enough to be pissed.
>>561086203They got to fund and advertise the IP somehow
>>561086023Oh, Japan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f81xZtEfpws
if Chester is actually goddamn added can we get this to be his vehicle so I can recolor it to be like the Dark Rider and give it to Shadow?
moralfagging about hooters when you guys jerk off to furry hedgehog porn
>>561085342It's funny because Hello Kitty also has Two Worlds, like Sonic.>>561085379Gureco...
I am only attracted to the adult human female characters
found a shiny Bidoof just now
>>561086485>Two Worlds, like SonicOnly in the movies
I’m attracted to Maria and Hope.
>>561086617And Sonic X.
>>561086652Shado...
>Hello Kitty has lorenononononono I'm not dealing with this no nononononononono
>>561085569>~50 minute long video on Sonic's characterDo you think the modern games collectively made a mistake by placing too much emphasis on Sonic as a literary character? I feel like we weren't supposed to put this much effort into this facet of a platformer series.
>>561086485How does it work in Hello Kitty?
shikabane sexo
>Chester Cheetah is getting into Crossworlds before 90% of the characters the fans are actually asking forSEGA, I fucking love and hate you so much
>>561086742No, and also, Sonic's strong design and characterization (which informs the design in the first place) was an important part of the series since day 1, as you can see in Japanese media from the 90s. Sonic Adventure's story focus simply expanded on the previous games, each one of which also had more ambitious storytelling than the previous one. Emphasis on Sonic as a character was always fundamental to this platforming series.
>>561086953To be this bad takes ages
>>561086669And the DC crossover.>>561086768For My Melody, a sub series in Hello Kitty, all the scimblos come from a place called Mariland.
You can never hate Sega enough for turning the Sonic franchise into a corporate whore and pimping it out to the highest bidder
>>561086505Got you covered, mad that women just have bags of milk on their chest and they're just *hanging there*.
honestly I wouldn't hate Chester Cheetah in Crossworlds, it'd be a funny as fuck addition
>>561087180Interesting
>>561087253I'd prefer Sonic characters in the Sonic game
>>561087253
>>561087253At this point I really couldn't care. It would be hilarious if only because I know it would drive autists in here up a wall.
Chester Cheetah should appear in IDW so he can have gay emotions and therapy circles
>>561087662No anon. The homosexuality and therapy circles is exclusively for the Sonic cast. They need other IPs to balance out how gay this one is.
>>561087740Kek. Masterfully done.
>>561085518I just enjoy what little there is to enjoy in life.
>>561087662Who knows? Maybe the ultraliberal Tumblr goblins that are into IDW will adopt as an alphabet icon and comfort character, use him for gay and lame TikTok edits, and say "Chester Cheetah would hate you. He supports and protects my community".
>>561087740Why is she so hot?
>>561087662>Whisper starts crying>Chester the Cheetah shows up and gives her a bag of Cheetos to cheer her up
>>561087893 (me)*adopt him
>>561087740>She's speaking to an empty room>Poor Rosemary, her medications are not effective anymore.
>>561087982>Whisper starts uuuuuuing over how hot the Flamin' Hot Cheetos™ are.>Chester cheers her up "It ain't easy bein' cheesy girlie." and gives her a bag of regular Cheetos™ before riding off.
>>561085026sthg it's already having a mental breakdown over a nothingburger leak anyone can sayI will eat my words if it does happen but i really doubt it will happen
>>561087980Don't talk about your mother that way.
You know your IP is seriously fucked when people have higher regards to literal snack and cereal mascots more than they do most of your characters.
>>561088378keep cryingChester the Cheeta will always be cooler than lesbian wolf lemur shipping
What do you mean Chester the Cheetah had two Genesis games and almost had a TV series?
>>561088373But she's so pretty and warm and fluffy! Sometimes when she hugs me I wish she didn't let go!
Krack recognizes the bad direction the franchise is currently going inKrack is not a mindless consoomer who will eat up any slop presented to herKrack has standardsKrack is basedBe like Krack
>>561088683no, fuck Krack.
>Twitter screenshotWhy can't you just be normal and shitpost about Chester Cheetah you miserable cretin.
>>561088683 Krack has great Sonic takes.
>>561088683 remember when Krack wanted IDW to fire Gigi for xher comments about Kirk's demise https://files.catbox.moe/7bn009.jpg
I'll take Cheetahposting over most of the BS posted here to be honest, at least it's tangentially related to the games.
Pokemon can have literal bestiality in it's lore but god fucking forbid boys get to see Rouge's tits.
>>561088683She engages every day.
>>561088870I don't know much about Kirk, but anyone working that high up in the fbi is protecting the pedos of the 1%. Including Trump himself.
incredibly slow generalon a weekend? unheard-of
>>561088870Can we stop pretending like we care when one side or the other wishes death on the other side. We're passed that point. Life is cheap these days and nobody cares either way
>>561089039Reverse his body shape and its perfect Make him an out of shape gamerdude
>>561089063Pokemon are more attractive
goodnight BITCHESmake some good posts so that i can read them and laff when i wake up plstykbyeXOXO
>When they say something so unwind-like that you have to hit them with the Windchad stare.
>>561088847She's the reason the woke IDW comics are getting pushback and she's also behind the rise of a conservative community of Sonic fans sick of what the franchise and its fandom have turned into. We are indebted to her
>>561088378All I ever cared about were legacies and Dreamcast era. Anything else debuting after could fuck off. Comics are shit, movies are better entertainment.
fuck it if the chester leak sadly isn't real can someone mod him into the game
>>561088548Well that's fine but still, watch your language when it comes to family.>>561088940Don't post such things.
sucking blobian cocks
>>561089359whats a blobian??
>You now remember when Bubsy was suspected to be the new character in Forces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiScnp-6yhc There Will Never Be Another Sonic
blobians dont have genitals they have smooth featureless erogenous zones
>>561088683I don't care about this dogfucker and her shit opinion. Do you really think she's going to influence anyone at Sega?
>>561089418I don't remember that at all
>>561089353Sexualize your mother.
>>561086181that isn't nice :(
sucking blobian smooth featureless erogenous zones
>>561089294Glad someone else sees it like that. Krack has been an overall benefit to the Sonic fandom and great for talking about Shadow's character
>>561088683i agree with those points but why should i care what a twitard thinks?
>>561085905Shut up Shitdow if you’re too pussy to hit someone else should
>she still expects us to watch her Youtube slop essays
This is what you get for supporting westshit like Mania.
>>561089576Kracks a fag
>>561089470By suspected I mean the usual fandom thing of taking a joke to extremes. Which SEGA unironically is doing with the crossworlds gimmick...
should i post something or not
>>561089470NTA but people thought Gadget's silhouette in Forces teaser images looked like Bubsy's. It was kind of a joke before Forces was officially released and the character creator was shown off.
>>561089779No, it's probably garbage.
>>561089294>She's the reason the woke IDW comics are getting pushbackGigi is still working for IDW and Sega made the comics canon. She isn't doing shit, stop pushing this lie.
>>561089779Depends what it is
This is the same franchise that deliberately made their OC creator WORSE just so no one could make an OC cooler than Shadow or Sonic.Chester Cheetah guest appearing in Crossworld's would still be an improvement beyond that.
>>561089576The crazy woke schizos are all afraid of her and it's satisfying to see them freak out at the sight of a rising anti-woke faction in the Sonic fandom, which completely bursts the bubble those woke clowns live in that makes them think all Sonic fans are radical queer activists>>561089580She's the de facto leader of the anti-woke movement in the Sonic fandom
>>561089883Shhh just let her pretend she has an impact in the world a
She's based and she understands the characters thoroughly. That's all that matters.
>>561089990can shut the fuck up about that fag Krack and go back to Chesterposting
I like Krack and Sparky.
Bombing cheetahs in Iran
Sparky's my father and Krack's my sister
>>561089964So that's why Whisper sucks
>>561090162
>>561089294Sonic would love us hasn't contributed nothing to the community other than being annoying
>>561089481
MY FINGERIS ON THE BUTTON
>>561087740>WIP
>>561090068Predict Chester the Cheetah's gameplay mechanics when he appears in Sonic Frontiers 5.
>Leak skips august free character drop to september>Doesn't mention there's gonna be another duo character drop from the dataminesThis shit has to be fake
>>561089990I don't have twitter. Not sure if she's actually doing some sort of "initiative" or "movement" or generally just trying to have fun with Sonic in a space that isn't dominated by self righteous troons
Your eggs are drying up btw.
>>561090345I don't even like woke Sonic twitter, but watching a bunch of drooling retards scream from the bottom of their echo chamber while doing absolutely fuck-all is comedy gold. Yell harder, maybe Iizuka will hear you and make BoC canon - pfftt hahaha
>>561090345Will you also call the woke types annoying for their unbreakable habit of self-inserting as the nicest characters while being the most toxic people in real life or are you just going to be a contrarian?
>>561090525fucker is a Chester nonbeliever. stone them, anons.
Oh MY FUCKING GOD I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR GAY FAGGOT OFFSITE DRAMA AND PETULANT CRYING ABOUT IT! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PARTICIPATE IN THE THREAD OR EVEN TALK ABOUT SONIC! HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WISH I COULD RIP YOUR FUCKING BALLS/TITS OFF! ALL OF YOU WHO PARITICPATE IN THIS! FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF! WHY DO YOU USE THIS PLACE OF ALL PLACES TO AIR DIRTY LAUNDRY OF FUCKS WE DON'T CARE ABOUT! I HATE YOU AUTISTIC FUCKS MORE THAN ANY OTHER GROUP OF POSTERS ON HERE!
>>561090525But I want it to be real.
Gonna go watch Digimon lol
I would never play a good/great game by the west. I have principes.
>>561090702Which series
>>561090662ask krack and her simps to stop samefagging
>>561090634I don't have a beard or want her sexually. She's an anonymous person. She is just based and correct about Shadow the Hedgehog and people trying to tear her down always reveal themselves to be awful eventually.
>>0561089294>>0561088847>>0561088683>>0561089990>>0561089576Very organic posts coming from neckbeard simps treating a BPD roastie as their oneitis.
Fuck this thread, I got Elden Ring on sale.
Would Chester be a Speed, Power of Fly type?
>>561090610accept your new cheesedusted overlord, Puyofag.
>>561090509Now this is an interesting lore.
>>561090887She defends and coddles a pedophile btw.
Sonadow fujos fear this
>>561090702The Breakdown series? Breakback?
>>561090962speed, he's literally a cheetah.
DIE WESTIES DIE
>>561090962Speed anon, he's a cheetah.Sonic stole Chester's level intro animation for Advanced 2.
GOD I LOVE WHEN MY SHIT SMELLS LIKE A BIOHAZARD AND LOOKS NUCLEAR
>>561091165No
Sonia the Hedgehog
>>561088683I only purchase Sonic products when I believe they meet a certain level of quality. I buy the manga. I was burned by Forces when I was 15, so now I prefer to wait until the product is officially released before financially supporting it. If it features heavy involvement from the IDW team, I usually choose to skip it, although I did buy SxSG a couple of times. Just try to look at things with a critical eye and avoid blindly going along with the fandom's consensus. Some people believe that they are bigger fans because they consume more Sonic products - even the mediocre or bad products. But I view that more like enablement. Shouldn't you want something you love to be the best it can possibly be?
>>561086181why... would he do that
>>561091124idk how many times I can say this, but that advantage isn't something you can make up for
>>561090890Why did you add 0 in front of every post?
>>561091272>every mexican/black/wigger kid in my high-school
>>561091305>I was burned by Forces when I was 15
Sonic being a static mascot character gives him depth when you really think about it.
>>561091387I think he's just mocking that one guy who keeps appearing in death battle threads
>>0561091430>>000561091430>>00000561091430Huh, I didn't realize you could do that
Who cucks Tails the most?
Chester is probably faster than Surge and I am not joking.
>>561091124Movienic is for Moviekles
>>561091469Chester watches Death Battle?
>>561091430It fucks with my filters.>>561091537Cute and canon.
>>561091554...I mean, maybe.
>>561091485Do what?This?>>0561091469
>>00000000000000561091595Yeah
I’m arguing with children…
>>561090559For me, wokefags are annoying cause most of them are just tourists that only base their sonic knowledge from idw only and barely play the games
more zeroes = funni
I don't get Surge. She's weaker than Sonic. She can't really hurt him. She had him pinned down and was churning electricity into him with his body under WATER and he got up unharmed. She blasted him with some ultimate hadouken attack and he was unharmed. Does she train at all? Is the next arc just going to be her pathetically flailing at Sonic again?
>>561091461Modern Sonic being a static mascot character is done in service of giving other characters are depth.
>>561091689how old are you?
Nicole, st0p it!Nic0le!N1c0000
>>561091689I'm surrounded by idiots...
Clussymy
>>561091730Except the other characters get absolutely nothing these days
>>561091414Tumblr is not an exhaustive reflection of the broader Sonic fandom. Sonadow and its following of terminally online ultraliberal fujos will be crushed like bugs in 2027. The only thing they fear is putting Sonic into an exclusive, heterosexual romance
>>561091715This but unironically
Sonic is the wind....Chester is the dust in that wind....
>He thinks Fowler is going to bother with Sonamy
You mother fuckers better be ready for the Mega Man Festival
>>561091414Nobody uses tumblr.
>>561091894I'm ready for the inevitable Chester Festival
>>561091757
Sonamy is Sonic's most boring ship. The poster girl is hardly ever the most interesting choice.
>>561091705Zoomers are growing up reading the IDW comics instead of playing the games and that's a real problem because the IDW comics is how they become Twitter activists
Sonic the Hedgehog 0(Series prequel)
>>561091772>Joseph Stalin, Red Alert, Soviet Mission 9
>>561091960It'd be spelled ZERO
>>561091889He used heart emojis of their color when Kristen and Ben took their photo.
>>561091780Belle got in
>>561090345What do you think the point of protests are?Why do you think they do things like block roads?Strategically and explicitly, it is to cause annoyance (disruption).
shit it's been so many weeks since i've hit the bootle
Sonurge is the endgame ship
>>561091894Nobody here plays Sonic games. They just like shitposting about them. There's been more talk about a fake Cheetos leak in Crossworlds than there has been of actual Crossworlds discussion even when the recent patch dropped.
Infinite (formerly Zer0 the Jackal) has taken over the p0st 0ffice.
>>561091952That's contrarianism.
>>561092136>Nobody here plays Sonic games.I play them.That's why I'm so depressed.
>>561092136>>561091894I play Sonic games. CrossWorlds is not a Sonic game.
>>561092123Anyone who disagrees with Sonurge doesn't understand Sonic
Starting to think Sonamy 2027 and Sonurge are all Duofag. The timing is always the same.
>>561092194I miss BBA. I wonder when he'll come back?
>>561092159No, that's consuming enough media to form an informed opinion. Be it standard fare stories or specifically romantic ones, I rarely find the main push girl more interesting than pretty much any other one.
>>561091889Sonadow fujos are legitimately the most retarded, low IQ shippers in the fandom. They actually thought Sonic Movie 3 was going to tease Sonadow. Well, it didn't and they're in for a very unpleasant surprise in 2027 and I can't wait to see them sit fandom for good after it
>>561092268It's the closest I'll ever get to a new Riders game, let me have this
>>561092331He never left
>>561092281Why would he support two contradictory ships? Just to shit on shippers?
>>561092365sonamy had a canon date and it's still not stopping sonadow to be more popular
>>561092382I'm sorry bro
>>561092281Meds.
>>561092360I just value traditional rules. We still need it in a world of nihilism.
>>561092389Is this blueboard here in this thread with us right now?
>>561092136coward refuses to accept that Chester Cheetah is gonna be real
>>561092469They never did have a canon because Sonic Team is spineless an afraid to do that but once it does happen and Sonci tells Amy he loves her, asks her to be his girlfriend, and holds hands with her, the Sonadow fujos will have nothing to cope with. They'll be completely defenseless.
>>561091857All we are, is dust in the wind dude...Also, like Sonic, Chester likes human babeshttps://youtu.be/c1OL6WzWbUM?si=0mRNORJ9H_noavIj&t=144Chester coming for that Cheetussy.>>561092007The fact that that game started with you gunning down civilians was still wild to me.>>561092136Look, I will play Sonic Crossworlds but too many things dropped on the 17th this month.
>>561092439He ragebaits first and foremost. His Xitter retweets pretty much all ships. His favorites are definitely Sonurge and Sonally, though. Plus, it makes sesne fujos disgust him, he never genned anything gay.
>>561091305If the Sonic fandom actually had standards, the franchise would actually be good
>>561092540You can accept the status quo if you wish, it's safe and unchallenging. I understand preferring to keep your head down and I don't begrudge you for it.I, however, won't be settling.
>>561092714>The fact that that game started with you gunning down civilians was still wild to me90s were golden time for edgy video games. It was also accidentally the most accurate portrayal of the man himself.
>>561092810He hates Sonamy. The Bestie Sonamy compilation was made by him.
>>561092954Great times indeed, I'm so happy I'm old enough to have experienced it.
>>561092964Sonougefag made it
>>561092964............................... based?
>>561092701 (me)*a canon dateCheck out the original Twitter post for picrel. There were Sonadow fags and fujos coping by saying that Sonic and Amy won't become a couple and that they'll just be friends. Yes, this is actually how out of touch with reality Sonadow fags and fujos are
>>561092810But he has no objections towards loli (apart from >"It makes me look bad")
>>561092469Sonadow only ever got bigger because of the huge shift to left-wing Sonic fans conveniently post-Forces and the start of IDW. Also, the internet in general when Biden hit office and the media got heavily woke which has since started around Metoo era.
>>561092964That's one based thing he did though
>>561090509>WIP
>>561093072Duofag is a subverter. He hates Sonamy and Shadaria. He wants those characters to move on to Surge and Sally. He wants to convert Surge and girls with similar personalities into a tsundere.
I am a bad guy really mean grr
>>561092964He doesn't, he just rather shitpost first. I don't know who really started that compilation but it was a contribution of different posters who either genuinely hate it or just wanted to poke fun. Duofag is essentially, I like this thing but I'm not oppose to shitting on it for kicks.
Evens, take a showerOdds, tomorrow
>>561093282No Kit, you're a cute boy *hugs*
>>561093113If you have a daughter and she becomes a Sonadow fujo, you have failed as a father or mother and you ought to be ashamed of yourself
>>561092998I'll always remember when the game's graphics designer tried to send me to suicide mission against the Pentagon without the Red army (it felt weird playing the 2nd RA in October during That year) only to be promoted by to the Game Cutscene Director right then and there (after the former's sudden work related accident)
>>561093380I'll join you
>>561093282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QEHmCOHtgQ
>>561093432KEK
>>561093434You shouldn't, I'm tall, skinnyfat, and hairyMy shower is also pretty small
>>561093535
>>561093147No, the only based thing he does is taking requests. I'll always say fuck a nigga but if they provide content, I appreciate the content, not the nigga.
>>561093196>Elias is Sally's father-brother>Amadeus is Sally's mother I'm sorry, I know this is not yet finished but the page is unintentionally or not hilarious.
>>561093523The aforementioned game director also helped the games series long time music composer to stop smoking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sdHVO6W5I8
Evens, RaccunniOdds, Cunni
>>561083757Now there's a Robuttnik I can get behind!
>>561093934I will not be joining you
>>561093921>Crickets.wavOf course, these games were ahead of the times with all the CG sets.
Did you eat Big Arch burger yet
>>561094180Yes, it's just the Big Tasty with caramelised onions, I don't see the hype.
>>561092382Kirby Air Riders is more closer to Sonic Riders than Crossworlds.
>>561094243Yes but Crossworld is closer to Sonic Drift.
Tsunderes aren't real. No mentally functioning woman is going to pretend she hates you if she falls in love with you. Only second graders do that because they barely understand why they're feeling those things.
>>561094352tsundere is a spectrum
>>561094243But I don't give a fuck about Kirby
>>561094352i am more baffled to the fact that you think that people think is a real thing, people don't act like anime in real life
Why do Amybesties hate Sonurge so much?
>>561094719Why is she kissing him
Fingering myself to Shadow
>>561091894I am
>>561094719why are you asking this duo if you are only gonna get mad at the replies
>>561094903Hell yeah brother
>>561091894Sure, I love how Rock is driving Rush.
>>561094837Sally...
>>561094638Imagine not caring about Kirby when his game is what Riders fans wanted for years and the roster isn't crossover slop
If Sonurge became canon and every Amyfag killed themselves I wouldn't feel bad
>>561095213It seems more like Zero Gravity, I want original Riders.
>>561095253Me neither.
Ring Engine + Hyper Ring Engine is an entirely different game
Sonic X is still ooc
>>561095631I haven't checked out the new gadgets, though I assume they've done fuck all to curb silver surfer/bagging shit
>>561095908Silver surfing is dead now. They cut the invul time down from 3s->1.5s. Other gadgets are stronger.
Tailsmary.
>>561095873I love AUs
>>561096082Real shit?We might actually be back
>>561096146The current meta is using whatever ring collecting method you like the most and using ring engine to increase yours stats. It's so fun.
>>561096082yes then they added other cancerous gadgets in the same patch
>>561096104Rails is now the Second Worst ship in this thread.
>>561096590Well if you insist.
>>561096484They added niche gadgets and essentially a new mechanic in the form of a gadget. Healthy change.
>>561091537This. But what of Tails? You saying he gets to watch?
>>561096727Any ship where one is a kid and other is person in position of authority or trust is a bad ship. At least in that one the artist bothered to age him up.
>>561096850Tails is unaware...
>>561096890Have you considered the fact that they're not real?
>>561096997It's still bit sus fetish.
ew
This place defends Shadria
Shadow and Silver were both conceived with designs that would have Sonic’s silhouette
>>561097369I'm indifferent to it
>>561096997Well lets agree to disagree. I'm not forcing you to like it.
>>561083757Why hasn’t their been a 5 minute spanking scene or entire chapter of a comic of Maria getting a spanking?
>>561096987>sonic and knuckles have to workaround their sex around TailsI wish there's a fic about this
>>561097627
>>561097627Only for them give Silver permanently standing quills because they couldn't figure out how the physics worked.
>>561090662you just made me pee a littlecome clean it up, jannie
>>561090662Have you tried I&R?
>>561092365but they did tease Sonadow
https://youtu.be/3VzOQLIR1VcDamn I didnt know Crossworlds had an OST like that
>>561097979No fuck you. This behavior is unacceptable and these faggots need to understand that dragging their petty schoolyard-tier sperg fight in here because they know they lurk/post here isn't a fucking gotcha. It makes them look like actual children. I swear to god if I didn't know any better I would think the namefags responsible for this were legit 13/14 years old because that's how they fucking act ALL the god damn time. A few decades ago these people would be locked up in asylums so we wouldn't have to deal with them.
>>561094164Maria's tiny husband
Holy shit, the next game got leaked
>>561093196>WIP>Sonic will be replaced by Nicole>Antoine and Rotor will be replaced by Bunnie.
>>561097627Most post-Shadow rivals are specifically designed to look like, or take design elements from Sonic.
I might be going schizo but I'm starting to suspect that all the Sonic threads on /v/ is being made by the same person and they post here.
>Kit watching Sonic ejaculate inside her sister
>>561098546that would be a safe assumption, nothing really schizo about it
>>561098546Wouldn't surprise me considering one of the anons in here is known to spam the KILL ARCHIENIGGERS pasta in every /co/ and /v/ thread where they're mentioned.
>>561098546Oh so you noticed the repeating filenames and reposts too. Yea, I don't understand how someone could just do that everyday for years. Just making multiple Sonic threads a day and self-bumping for hours. I almost feel bad but like...why the fuck would you do that for years?
>>561098287I'm pretty sure this is fake, why would the options be printed on the card?Stupid.
>>561098546You think that's bad?If you check the 4chan thread on the farm of Kiwis, some user backtraced a bunch of image md5s from a faggot spamming gacha threads on /v/ and discovered that almost 80% of all gacha threads made on /v/ since 2021 have been made by a SINGLE poster from Mexico. Literally tens of thousands of fucking mobile microtransaction game threads spammed on one board alone, by a single mentally ill third worlder. The mods, of course, are aware of this and choose to do nothing.
>>561097627I prefer the headcanon that Amy's magic power lets her see the soul and all the boys have a similar one
>>561095684STACEmy. Perfect for CHADnic
>>561098556Kit watching ME ejaculate inside his sister.
>>561096448Damn those rings drain fast, I'm not a good enough gamer for this lmao
>>561099019Oh, I forgot to post the image where he samefagged himself for over 12 hours on a single thread. This is all one person.
>>561097627The people mistaking them for Sonic thing would’ve made more sense with these designs.>>561099052Elise and the humans in Adventure 2 mistake them for Sonic too though.
>>561098546They are, I can’t find the post but it had Blaze as the image and he basically confessed to the whole thing.
>>561099019>>561099264Shit like this is why I wouldn't be even a little surprised if it turned out that 90% of the posts in this general for the past 3 years has just been 3 people shitposting and samefagging eachother nonstop.
>>561099537The IP counter was consistently at around 73 back when we had the IP counter.
>>561099537Didn't like 10 people come to sthg game night?
>>561099619Sonic’s spines are too long
>>56109970970% of them were outsiders.
>>561099483All blobians look the same to the human eye
>>561099709Most of them were people outside of here. I think only 3 or 4 people in there were actual posters on here.
>>561099753And you know that how?
>>561099751TOO LONG?!?!!!!?SONC IS THE WIND
>>561099753There were some, but definitely not 70%.
>>561099707The IP counter was practically useless before they got rid of it anyway. Back when LC-kun was spamming this general to death, the IP counter would say there's 100+ IPs because LC was using a dynamic VPN to skip the post timer. Hell, sometimes the IP counter was wholly inaccurate altogether because it would double count every IP in the thread.
>>561099883Honeyfag left the server open for everyone and anon admitted that he could not recognize most of us.
>>561099523Found it.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/358220236/#q358265674
>>561099707And according to /fast/ when it was most active there wasn't more than 17 people on at the same time.Zombie general.
>>561099264Mexicans are a special breed
>>561100091Why the fuck would you do this? Who the fuck is he even trying to fool if he knows he's the only one in the thread bumping it? This is actual insane behavior. I don't understand it.
>>561098556kit watching me ejaculate inside him
I am all of (You)
>>561100091Then what's even the point if I'm just talking to the same 2/3 people? Might as well just start a group chat at this point.
>>561100091Blazefags, this is your mindset
>>561100427>I am ALL of MEt. the single anon in this thread talking to themselves back and forth
>>561100442>>561100389
>>561100389I'm not a Fionafag.
I find it so funny when you pretend you don't phonepost and reset your modem to ban evade and samefag. You're not as clever as you think.
The whiteboard ended up being the most honest place for Sonic discussion since people can't samefag there
>>561100539
>>561100442Fuck off fag
>>561100761The issue though is that nearly everyone who works on the whiteboard are people from Twitter and have never interacted here.
Who's the westcuck, japcuck, classicuck, moderncuck?
>>561097627Damn these are really neat, too bad shitga is fucking stupid
>>561100729>reset your modem to ban evadeNot even that difficult anymore. Just download a VPN for your phone and whenever you get banned just turn on airplane mode, delete all the site cookies, wait a few seconds turn airplane mode off and badda-bing badda-boom you're right back at it.
>>561100761lolno, they're retarded
>>561100781Best Sonic content out of the 2010s
>>561100894
>>561100946Hot, but you it'd be hotter if that was Rosemary.
Hey samecuxk, why dont you say hi next time instead of watching from the cuck corner :)
>>561101072No incestfag, it would not
>>561100976i still think is so sad that you think this is a gotcha, these messages aren't even that bad compared to what is being said here daily
>>561101137Shut up cultists whiteboarders
>>561101072Who?
Westies are samecucks
>>561100823>>561100903nice guns
>>561101228You're right, the messages are very retarded most of the time.
Bro is such a pussy lmaoRepost your slop already, at least you shut the fuck up then
*headpats your OC*
>>561101576Fuck off Woefag
Uh oh shitboard melty.
smells like pussy in here.
>>561101576Thanks, she needed it.
>>561101576(:
Whiteboardtards think they're important lol
>Muhria... I remember now... My promise to protect your yaoi collection!
>>561101947We're more important than you. :)The general is shaped around us.
I looked into that Mexican samefag thing and I regret doing so. That guy is fucking nuts. Literally 10s of thousands of threads over the past 6 years, most of which were him just samefagging and the jannies did absolutely nothing and still don't.
>>561102031>The general is shaped around us.>Makes no content for the general>Nobody cares about the content made of the shitboard either
Taaaaaiiiiilllssss...
>>561102263He can finally see Cosmo
If you behave I’ll let you lick my nuts after you’re done sniffing my ass ;) you seem to like getting in everyone’s shit
>>561102370Epic afterlife sex
>>561102370KEK
>>561102036I often wonder what causes such insanity
>>561099019>>561099264>>561102036Autism is one hell of a drug.
>:)>The general is shaped around us.this is why drawshitters get run off every time
There's Sonic fans out there who unironically convince themselves that the US soundtrack for CD is bad just because its an SoA production.The change in soundtrack being unnecessary is another conversation. I agree with that one, but was still satisfied with the end result.What you think "fits" better depends on what you hear first. Or if you're truly mentally ascended, you realize that both soundtracks fit their respective zones
>>561100946:o
>>561102456Idk but I'm not being hyperbolic or exaggeratory at all when I say someone like him genuinely needs to be put in assisted living and access to the internet restricted or outright revoked because you can tell just by the frequency and at what times he does it that he doesn't have a job and he's literally just on /v/ and /a/ 24/7 nonstop posting about his porn and gacha addictions. There is no way this person is sane enough to take care of himself.
>>561102667RABUTT
Why aren't I sexually attracted to Sonic characters?
>>561102746Woefag? Yeah
>>561099753It was like one or two at most
>>561102816familiarity.There's more people that want to fuck Simpson characters, but that show doesn't get that stigmata simply because Simpson perverts aren't as talented.
>>561102653The worst part are the autists saying Sonic Boom sucks and that You Can do Anything is the one that accurately reflects Sonic's character or whatever
>>561102816you aren't a furry
>>561102653The US soundtrack sucks because SoA legitimately thought that nobody in America would like the JP soundtrack. Also they were intentionally trying to make the US soundtrack sound similar to the music used in SatAM, since SoA was trying to connect Sonic CD to that show(Amy being renamed to Sally Acron, for example).
>>561103043>The US soundtrack sucks because [something unrelated to the actual OST quality]Yawn
>>561083757could we just stick to sexualizing furries and not human characters?
>anon never showed us his fursuit
Kids stop staring at the teacher's back whenever he bends over to help...
>>561103210I know, I'm disappointed
>>561103136But it's literally related? That's WHY the US soundtrack is different from the JP soundtrack.
Saturn 3D Blast ost was better tho
>>561103460You said it "sucked" because... And didn't actually say why, you didn't say what was bad about it. Now you're changing it into why it's "different"
>>561095253If Sonurge became canon the shit comic would kill itself
>>561103043>>561103460>trying to make the US soundtrack sound similar to the music used in SatAMWell they fucking failed then, because that shit sounds nothing alike lol. Satam's music was just generic orchestrahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKuUTSmUVi0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g017nAuGfv0
>>561103043>Sega sabotaged themselvesTale as old as time.
>>561103043Sega of America truly were desperate to usurp the Japan Branch's authority in just about every manner. Still are, really.
>>561103043I thought it was because all the samples in the JP soundtrack would get them sued
>>561102653I had a strong bias towards the US soundtrack as a teen, mainly because of nostalgia but also because I disliked how much different the JP soundtrack sounded from the US one. I eventually grew to like the JP soundtrack as well during my late teens-early 20s and usually play CD with that one now since it's basically the "true" soundtrack, but I'll always have a soft spot for the US one and I honestly think Spencer Nilsen did a great job with it considering he was only given a few months to throw the whole thing together.
>>561104049It feels like it's actually happening now since the IDW comics have influenced the games so much recently. That's not a good thing at all
>>561098546You know, funny thing you mention that. Look at this /v/ thread.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/735164137/#735164137Scroll down and you will see a couple fervent jap purists, some typing like they would here, but one that caught my eye is this guy.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/735164137/#735210708When you reverse search that pic, you get this.>/vg/>same filenameReally makes you think.
I really like the album version of Sonic Boom (ending version) with the extended guitar.https://youtu.be/oGiDJAjJ5Iw?si=EtpNtitBYqmP5JIK
>>561104191omfg this place is a hub the some of the absolute worse people on this website. If I'm not talking to literal children then I'm talking to fucking lunatics.
So, what's the best way to play the Sonic games that matter on PC? What's the best way to play:Sonic 1SonicCDSonic2Sonic3&KSonic AdventureSonic Adventure 2Emulator?Origins?Official PC release?Modded version? So many options.
>>561103043>>561104132To this day I'll always find it funny that the one time Sonic Team ever used the US Soundtrack (Sonic Forces), it's for an explicitly fake illusion of Metal Sonic. It can't have been coincidence.
>>561103142Caliburn is the closest we've gotten to Sally with Windnic.
>>561104132Stardust Speedway Bad Future is good in both JP/US probably gets remixed the most because of it's general quality.Funny to think Metal basically has like 4 boss themes.
>>561104191Oh so the IDW faggot shill that's in here everyday IS the fucking "Kill archieniggers" spammer. This also proves he blatantly just ban evades.
MJ in S3&K was the first sign of westshit cancer infecting the games.
>>561104409sad he wasn't as horny as sally
>>561104373ST also did this to Sonic Boom. lolhttps://youtu.be/a_zfYZXMsVU?si=AlZF1oAQCOZYsslm
>>561103043>>561104049I too love making up scenarios on my head to spend my 24/7 free time.
Can we kill /v/ already?Its bullshit is infecting decent boards like /vr/.
Sonic is an avatar of Pazuzu but no one is ready for that discussion.
>>561104373I think US Stardust speedway was remixed in gens too.
>>561103043>Also they were intentionally trying to make the US soundtrack sound similar to the music used in SatAMWhat the fuck are you talking about, Anon? Even the more atmospheric tracks in the US CD album doesn't sound anything like SatAM's background music
>>561104643It's a containment board.
Have there been Sonic impersonators in Times Square before?
>>561104827>ew, a talking squirrel, hehe>hehe, squirrel
satam or sonic x?
>>561104643And where would they go, anon?Where would they go?
>>561104191https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/735164137/#q735219629Oh hey look, it's the OP. The OP is one of the JP purists.
>>561105005Sonic X without a doubt
I would highly recommend you stop your cross board investigations before you start stumbling on things that's going to cause this general to have a month-long meltdown.
>>561105258kys fujoshit
>>561105005>Boring vs. disappointingly lameWe need better Sonic cartoons
Great now I'm gonna be compared to another schizo because we share a similar opinion... Niiiiice.......
>>561105316Or you just have shit tastes.
>>561104868
>>561105258Is Espio's purple scaly ass that desirable?
>>561105258Love yourself fujoqueen
>>561105258>Sees file name>Came from TumblrI'm not surprised. Why is it that with everything this franchise ha to offer in terms of lore, villains, and gameplay, these fujos choose to faggot-fy the male characters?
this shit >>561103043 >>561104049 here is exactly why noone gives attention to jap tard purists holy shit>say you like us sonic something, not even new, but old shit>AKSUALYY SOA ALWAYS WANTED TO GET AHOLD AND TIGHT SEE MUH SONAMY SHIT RETCONNETED ON MANUAL MUH TRIBALISM MUH DISRESPECTNO fucking one asked, the vast majority gives no single fuck whatever happens internally, you people always swims in and floods all our shit with your shitstirring autistic tribalism over ridiculous shit like obsessing over whatever soa soj soa soj soa soj soa soj soa soj soa soj soa soj soa soj were huffing aboutshut the fuck up you retard
>>561105775westtard melty
>>561105775Not until SoA gets its ass kicked.
>>561105258Infinite coming back only for ship art to skyrocket is beautiful.
Sonic the one taking candy from babies, I see
The Mariafag seems to also post a lot about Shadow while also being a JP purist. Hmmmmmm.
>>561105775Both of you need to hang from trees.Why can't anyone here not be annoying?
>>561106015Why are women like this?
>>561105775Sega died as a console maker because of the branches fighting each other and an unwillingness to bring it to heel was a domino effect that led to the Penders lawsuit, the decanonization of Sonic Chronicles, and replacement of JP writers with western ones like Pontac and Ian.
Post Surge ass
>>561106256Because they can and I love them for it.
Paperwork
If you keep pulling people's mask off on here then nobody is going to have any reason to act civil.
still trashing around i see
>>561106317And also because they kept making shitty games on 2000s.
>>561106337
>>561106073Hey look it's Boom Rotor
>>561106381Good. I want to see the real (You).
>>561106381Nigga this general has been getting shitposted to death by 3 faggots for the past 2 years, you think they're acting civil?
>>561105775Just because you're being dunked, doesn't mean you're wrong at all.
>>561106352Fujos were the wordy thing to happen to the Sonic fandom
>>561106510>I'll use my womanly charm on Sonic and then we'll hit him with a rock!
>>561106949 (me)*worst thing
>>561106949Then why aren't you making cool and epic fanworks to rival their output, hmmm? Just gonna sit there and complain?
somebody mention Hooters?
>>561107040She went too far
Sonic and Surge wacky adventure where they're both chained together and need to cooperate to beat Eggman when??
>>561104191>Shills IDW>JP purist Is this the new westfag cope?
>>561105258Oh so Espio's a fag magnet now? Sonic casefile or whatnot whatever happened there?
>>561107493This happens, how does IDW fumble the concept?
>>561107619JP purists are duh devil didn't you know? Even when you throw all logic out the window because I am a westard with a victim complex btw.
Pretty much everyone here is tribalistic.I just gamenic to be JPnic, I don't much care for everything else is doing.I just IC Sonic in a Good game. Sadly this asking a whole lot from both Sega and Sonic Team, so I'll likely get only one of those and still need to kill a child to make it happen.I see all Sonic media as apartments we choose to live in, we share a building but our rooms are completely different.
Murder westniggers
>>561106073What if mimic transforms into Sonic and started sucking people's cocks what would happen?
>>561107152Shut up. This franchise is about action, adventure, friendship, and camaraderie, not about turning straight male characters gay
>>561107858People would figure out he's the mimic purely by the fact that Sonic only sucks human cock.
>>561107619Westfags blame all the worst and autistic shitposters on the website that THEY cause and try some insane mental gymnastics to blame it on jpfags. They're retarded manchildren that can't hold accountability because that much autism would make them look like bigger clowns than they already are.
>>561107771>They're chained together>But Kit is with them>Also Amy>They aren't allowed to have solo interactions except for a few panels>When they are separated, Surge tells Sonic to fuck off and leaves with Kit>Sonic says something like big oof and pretends nothing happened>The whole thing is forgotten in the next issue.
>>561105258Why does everyone want Espio's ass?
Nothing confirms espio is straight. Only vector is 100% straight.
>>561105258But Zestpio is married to a honest hard-working god-fearing Christian Mr Vector the Crocodile. They even had a child
>>561107737HE’S JUST LIKE ME FR FR
>>561107927>This franchise is about action, adventure, friendship, and camaraderieNo one said it wasn't.>not about turning straight male characters gayNo one said it was.
Amy will take Silver's gimmick and do it right. Being an unambiguous ally is a better idea than introducing another violent misguided retard
>>561107619>worst spammer in years is an IDWtrannyWestbros???? Our narrative?????
>>561107978Don't forget how our falseflaggot was exposed as a westfag too. They lack all sefl-awarness.
>>561108053He turns the straight gay.
>>561106491NTA, but Saturn was already kill by the Dark Ages point.
>>561107950
monke
Interesting how you can tell they're trying to divest attention away from getting caught
>>561108031Ian would also add a hamfisted Chaotix 32X reference, lol
I hate this. Stop with the Vecspio erasure
>>561107978>They're retarded manchildren that can't hold accountability because that much autism would make them look like bigger clowns than they already are.Westards will try and twist any kind of thing caused by them to not make their asses look worse than already do otherwise their victimized narrative doesn't work. It's hilarious how they throw their own kind under the bus and label them as jap purists.
Westfags get pandered to and still whine because it's never enough, the Meta Era was straight up made for them, and it didn't fix anything.We've been running away from the real problems that plagued this franchise in favor of getting new shiny problems that don't seem so bad until the knife curves as it gets deeper.
>>561108421Babe, we can have both. Two cakes, two cakes.
>>561108445They’re either spineless weasels or actively love broadcasting their mental illness and love humiliation at this point
>>561107785Bad ic game > good ooc game
>>561108421Shut up, Evan
holy nipfag melty
This is pathetic.
>>561107978>behind falseflag-kun AND the archieschizoso you're telling me westfags are STILL trying to act all squeaky after this and villianize JPchads?
>>561103869Is that John Virtua Fighter in the background
>>561108472West garbage almost killed the brand with sonic boom btw. That was practically a second dark age.
>>561108650*squeaky clean
Making it about Japan isn't workable.
>>561107303>did you get sonic?>I got his virginity
>>561108271Unpretentious girl from MemphisSaw the future through her third eyePeople came with skepticismPicking, testing her precision, no, wo, oh, ohSuddenly they heard this soundThis melody that keeps spinning 'round and 'roundA signpost up ahead is callingFrom the mystic unknown zone
>>561105258This is why japan loves Espio btw
>>561106510MORE!
>>561108880They love his asshttps://files.catbox.moe/wqrzpy.mp4
>>561108650It's what they're unironically trying to do. They're trying to sweep a huge pile of manure under the rug and act like the entailed lying snitch sibling trying to blame someone innocent for their mess. Imagine being this infantile and mentally ill.
>>561108827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv6AbMuCbKY
>>561108932
>>561109056I'm not a furry but I'd fuck Carmilita Fox.No I'd make love to her, I'd kiss her deeply on her lips as I lock eyes with her, as my wife.
>>561109257>I'm not a furry>butThe mark of the furry...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiNrv3SYuhQ
>>561109542Furries don't feel love.
>>561108953Wow what the fuck that's gay porn bruh
>>561109716You could only know that from first hand experience, furry.
>>561108953Is this what JP artists draw??
Mania ruined this franchise
>>561109991kill yourself falseflag kun
>>561109919It's what Russian artists draw. But only if they're explicitly adult artists otherwise depicting gays is illegal.
>>561110071Why are they better at drawing gay Sonic characters than than the US? It's not FAIR!
I would take 100 BoC over west slop like Mania
>>561108953>>561109919Nah that shit reeks of Westerner. The Japanese people are very cultured, if they made one it's a tasteful on-model animation with child-like body proportion. Something you wouldn't understand
sxey bnnuies
A JP Purist flew over my house.
Non whites are uncivilized animals
>>561110308You can't say that about creamposters anon...
>>561110405And tailsposters.
>>561109194Where's the nudity
Danny's been watching you talk shit about digital artists
>>561101576he starts crying cuz he's alone most of the time
>Danny's been-DCDA*hides*
>>561110698What
>>561110698I hate this fat nigger like you wouldn't believe
Sheep wife
>waddaya mean dr starline your plan was to breed the ultimate weapon to defeat sonic?>yeah we did it>but I don't got his pro-jen-nee in me>what, why?>no he didn't wear a rubber>he said he doesn't hit girls then whammed a fist into my stomach to prove it>I know I hate him but that made me laugh so hard
Maria ruined this franchise
thinking about him
>>561111157I'd breed surge to help make the ultimate weapon
>>561111482Saved*
>>561111545You're no Sonic
>>561111482Unironically this. She's responsible for all the melodrama and furfaggotry that defines modernshit
>>561111579Good lord, if I were Shadow I'd be pissed too.
>>561111686Sa2 was a mistake. Especially Shitdow.
>>561111686>She's responsible for all the melodrama and furfaggotry that defines modernshit>furfaggotryAnon, you're literally retarded.
>>561112226me
>>561111975In sa1, humans want to fuck amy as a quirky jokeIn sa2, it's the main plot point of the entire gameAnd because the wankrags at sonic team don't know restraint, they re-did it in sonic 06 and thought this dogfucker fanbase would think it's high art and not the cartoon gag it was supposed to be
>>561112361how niche?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty8s6vWNU0g How Sonic CD Defined An Era
>>561112424HUMANFUCKER HOGS
>>561103184I can make another cream coombait thread if you want to
>>561112275Maria on the left is tons cuter though.
>>561112663Peak trio
>>561112424>This anon thinks everything should align with Disney rulesYour measure of what's weird is so incredibly skewed and closed off by your limited perspective. I do not care if you think Elise's love interest plot was weird, it literally means nothing from you.
We should post Maria more, she filters people who think Sonic is a toon town franchise.
>>561108271
>>561112794>>561112874Those fidofucking whores got the entire concept of humans blacklisted from the franchise for a decade
>>561104373Metallic Madness is the only banger from the US soundtrack
>>561112874I can dig it.
>>561112987Sega is back peddling cowards that over correct every single thing that someone so much as even scoffs at.trying to find the source of them making bad decisions is like reversing a butterfly effect to point you're sentencing people to death for sneezing.
Shitty boring cats
>>561113240Now the thread just has tourettes.
cool interesting and pretty cats
>>561111014heh, nice.
>Oooooh lets post Muhria>muhria!>Not enough muhriaFuck you, where's the love for Gerald???
>>561113476That fucker tried killing us all, fuck that guy.
>>561113531I mean they had it coming.
Would Sonic 06 been better if it just ripped of RE4?
>>561113583We didn't do shit!It was a corrupt PMC that was doing a cover up.Shadow blew up their head quarters, the revenge was done.
>>561104984lel
>>561113623Having Leon there would've made the game positively received, regardless of quality.
>>561113476>>561113531
plz let Sonic 4 ending animation be hand-drawn animation like Sonic CD plz plz plz not shitty CGI paired with trailer trash Jelly Roll cmon
>>561113979You'll get footage of a kid in gmod making shadow and amy ragdolls fuck with the physgun
>>561113979you are getting more low ploy saturn sonic
>>561114079kek, nice.
https://youtu.be/b2SR5caq0W0?list=OLAK5uy_k49Z5VLOfpVG9Go-HpQfP_sR-TV7ye9UQ
nowadays whenever I see saturn low poly sonic i can't help but think of vidrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VJx87v8Sx0
Does Knuckles deserve love?
>>561115125yes...
>>561115125>Shadow >Sonic, Shadow >Sonic, Silver >Shadow >non-canon >non-canon My nigga can't catch a break
>>561115125Ariem will win
>>561115125who is this bunny girl in a black suit?
>>561115565jejhttps://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Shade_the_Echidna
>>561115265They don't call him Cuckles for nothing
>>561115304>Ian, paddling a row boat on land scratching the shit out of the floor as he breaks through the front door of your house with sweat running down his face>"A-ARIEM IS GAY FOR ROUGE, ROUGE AND ARIEM ARE LESBIANS">Collapses from exhaustion in rowboat as it slides back out your door into traffic
I miss him
>>561106491Oh yes, who could have forgotten the Dreamcast 2 in the 2000s. Fucking retard.
>>561115605Shade was 4000? I forgot that apparentlyWhy? Was she in stasis or something?I think I forgot almost the entire story of that game other than you can get fucked out of Cream joining you by just being a dick to her for no reason, and Bioware added Swatbots not realizing that was Sonic Satam
>>561115706Gay ass shark
Ariem is pointless character bloat.
>>561115832Time works differently in Twilight Cage, for those in it 4000 years in the main universe is like a few years acording to Nestor
>>561115957They were in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, got it.
>>561113476My headcanon is Gerald hated working for GUN. It wasn't until Maria needed his care and showed him how pure humans can be that she reinvigorated his love of helping others with (questionable like Eggman) science, which all came crashing down when she was executed
>>561111730Why is AI so soulless?
>>561115859>*every modernshit character is pointless bloatftfy
https://youtu.be/8-YihXjD4_s
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>>561115859The people who say a character is pointless are those that think that character threatens something
>>561115859If a character is explicitly only there for the one game then she does not bloat the cast in anyway
>>561116273What?>>561116281This franchise can't let characters be one-and-dones.
>>561116258Pull her lil' ears straight up for a bit more height.
>>561110308Says the white people who invented homosexuals
>>561116258I'm not sure even an alpha raichu is 4ft tall
>>561116372>What?I should be asking you that
>>561083757>OP still not deletedmods are complicit
>>561116546Eggman edgeing audiotapes.
>>561116546https://youtu.be/09839DpTctU
>>561116620The op looks like every other one in the catalog
>>561116258I agree with Sparky when Cream should've been cold as cream and a contrast to Amy's spunk and joy.
>>561117030When did Sparky say this?
>>561117030>Grumpy bunnyI kinda like it desu.
>>561116372Ariem only exists in dreamland the only way you 'could' bring her back would be as Cream's imaginary friend and that's not bloat when she's the only character that can do that.
>>561117114fat franchise
>>561116620is this pic violating gr5? no it isnt. and you know why? because, despite being a little suggestive ngl, its still considered safe for work for 4chan guidelines, that's why the mods didn't delete it
>>561117114>>561117180
>>561115615Where does everyone keep getting these cuck images from?
>>561117175Bloat doesn't exist. It's a meme word used by people that can't articulate why a character existing mentally harms them
>>561083757
>>561117119I just want the lost chapters of Sonic Super Spin Dash manga to be found cause that Cream is suppose to be super bitchy.Which is the joke, the main cast is all normal, but Shadow and Cream are opposite to their characters.Shadow's super laid back and chill and has a really simple back story, Eggman ran into him at a convenience store.Cream is a screaming brat who gets in everyone's faces and is constantly angry while pretending to be nice when her mom's in the room.At least that's what I got from the panels we've recovered, but all the later chapters we have with her are missing.
>>561117616heh, nice. Maybe they've been rubbing off on each other.
>>561117321oh no Bloat does exist be sure of that, just look at idw. Why do we need a mob boss character when Jet already exist? why do we need a 'butt-kicking female' character when we already like 5? What does lanolin even fucking do?
>>561117101https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/527018942/#527042737
Why does Bubsy have Sonic's immortality powers? Is it cause he was voiced by Rouge the Bat in Bubsy 3d?
>>561117761Man, this is the Shadow 06 and Archie promised.I'm convinced a lot of Shadow's more positive aspects of his personality was rewound back cause Sega thought it would be confusing for casual audiences if Shadow wasn't scowling all the time.
>>561117886Sure, why not.
>>561117690Hate how Sonic and Shadow are blushing while rivaling. Makes the whole tension uncool.
>>561117805>oh no Bloat does exi-No. A character doesn't need to justify existing. You can dislike a character's purpose, personality, or usage, but it's on the person calling them bloat to justify themselves on why a character should not exist. Sonic's shitty friends is not an excusable cover
>>561117805I've been saying this for years, what does Lanolin fucking DO?She was just a background character they didn't want to lose when Sega said use it or lose it. And IDW has no restraint to just let anything go.
>>561117985He's a good boi really.
>>561118032If you introduce a character with no plans or ideas on what to do with them, then it's a wasted character there to eat up screen time and the staff's attention.It's bloat.
>>561084009Anit-white and jewish.
>>561118137>eat up screen time and the staff's attention.See, that wasn't so hard to admit why you don't like a character
>>561117985segasonic characters are not allowed to be complex
>>561118214??? y-yeah?
>>561118214That was implied.
Belle!
>>561117805Cute boobsheepy.
>>561118214She's a waste of a characer>"What do you mean by that?"It's character bloat>"There's no such thing as character bloat!"When there's too many characters, the writers have to write around all of them>"So you finally admit it!"...am I having a stroke?
>>561118252If you want screentime for your favorite character instead of a specific other character, that's not bloat>>561118310Bloat implies excess
>>561117886Bubsy has a cute design
>>561118358
>>561118032A character must appsolutely justify their existence especially in a comic book where you only have a couple dozen pages to spare at best
>>561118427She's not my favorite and that's opposite of what I said, I want her to take up less time.>Bloat implies excessYeah???What is happening?
Sticks wasn't supposed to have needed a justification for her existence either but Ian got a slap on the wrist for trying to give her one
>>561118460Egg, that's your daughter.
>>561118535>I want her to take up less time.That's what I implied. You want the character(s) you deem unworthy to stop existing so the characters you do like get more, like the shitty friends meme
>>561118551Her justification was being Amy’s friend not Knuckles' housewife
>>561118607but isn't his CANON daughter Sage? why the fuck would he have a literal female mobian pinocchio (minus the nose) as his daughter?
sonic mania runs on the dreamcast now
>>561118723Okay.
>>561083757One more slap and she farts.
Shitting on the shovelware trio for taking up screentime is never wrong
is this thing spherical or oval. It's tilted by a couple degrees to its 11 oclock.
>>561118551Sticks has justification for her existence she's a wacky feral tarzan girl, Ian got a slap on the wrist because he doesn't understand that Knuckles can leave his island whenever he likes
>>561118796It's one thing to dislike something but it's another to call for them to be deleted because of insecurities and jealousy
>mfw when nobody worship comic book hack cock/clit
>>561118910I just want to rub Ian's belly
>dude wtf
>>561118705And it's funny because he never actually created a daughter. Sage is just some AI he made, but after reaching the cyberspace computer, Sage changed and created that body herself.
Marine
>>561118910https://youtu.be/gHwHiymSojk
>>561118937>>561118937>>561118937
>>561119074>porn OPFuck you.
>>561118551Okay, Sticks' existence is justified because she has a jungle scavenger moveset with a quirky unique personality of being a paranoid conspiracy theorist.She adds something to the series. You can make a story from that.Even as much shit as I give Whisper and Tangle, they're pretty unique and add stuff to the series. As much as I make fun of Whisper, her constant crying is something to remark about and it's actually pretty fun to shit on her. She actually is a plus for the series, even if it is ironically.Lanolin is annoyed, and uses the fucking wisps again, which is what Whisper already does, Whisper is fucking named after them, that's her shtick. Lanolin has no backstory, (which is not needed necessarily) and no place in the universe. She just, shows up.>>561118656She needs to add something, have something to do. She's just stapled to Whisper and Tangle. She is a textbook definition of character bloat, her picture is next to it in the book.It's less I want more time for other characters, and more that I want more time for the actual story. Lanolin can't drive a story cause there's nothing she can add.
>>561119074Why are you gay?
>>561119074Can someone bake a different OP?The population's low enough we can probably just get away with twisting off a different thread.
>>561118796Agreed.
>>561117321>Bloat doesn't existAnon, look at Smash Bros for example.Take the character Snake and look at it moveset, he covers so much it would make newer characters look unoriginal.I even see Resident Evil fans who want Chris and Leon say "they'd be a hype want but a lame Smash character to play as" because Snake already does most of their kit save an actual firearm. Only way to resolve this issue is to do character refreshes per game again.This stuff is why the Deadly Six are partly shelved at the moment. (but they'll be back)
>>561118796One is more lovable than the otherOne is more important than the otherOne is more interesting than the otherOne is not like the other
>>561119338>>561119476>>561119476>>561119476
>>561118796Princess with a shy personality who controls fire.Hero from a ruined future who uses psychic powers.Little girl who can fly and has a connection with chao raising.You can bring these characters in to drive stories.Then you have,Annoyed sheep with boobs.
>>561119137I don't even like the IDW characters but most of these can easily be leveraged against any two similar characters. And I wasn't advocating for any of them in particular, only the meme nature of using the word bloat to disguise an actual reason for disliking a character to the point of wanting them gone, which I have yet to see one that makes real sense instead of threatened jealousy of characters like Sage, Blaze, Silver, and Surge
>>561118723>not the Saturn (where it's supposed to be)I don't care.
>>561119074>D-shArt MOOOOODS
>>561119528Like Cream alone can work as damsel in distress, player 2 Tails, trader/trainer/bossfight NPC for a Chao garden mini game if they ever bring it back
