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ETA until the free selector event?I need to do it ASPAP.
>there is a world in which Matikanefukukitaru isn't ugly and has that stupid short hairFuck. She would have been my uma wife.
wish running Matikanefukukitaru wasn't such fucking ass
Mejiro Bright created 4chan
is the SR rate up real
Digitan LOVE
>>561127606is this mile C or mile B
> CM 11> People building for CM still talk about "lucky pace chaser promotion" for some made up scenarios where the lobby has no front runnersLmao
>>561127603
>>561127673Mile A
>>561127645Yes, there really is a 97% rate on SRs.
>>561127694>pink nailsRuined.
>>561127697did you remember to buy dober unique before debut
>>561127681member the last long CM where lates were regularly getting promoted? I member...
>>561127734That shit doesn't even proc in career since you move too far up, unless you're suggesting some whack strat like running end Fuku.
>>561127694delete this
>>561127764We just had free rolls for KSB, everyone has her.
>Longslop is miserable to train for>literally all free gooner ai video services have gone premium or censored at the same time>my fighting game controller brokeLads I am fucking bored
>>561127694wtf i love fuku now
>>561127814Genuinely fuck you because I don't. The free rolls gave me fucking Spe.
>>561127814True, I got 3 Kitasans from the free rolls, surely everyone else did too
Fuck it, I'm running 3 speed 2 stam 1 wit (Marvelous)
>>561127814
>>561127841oh nyo my steak is too juicyrun spe you double ningen she's a strong good uma
>>561127816go play mahjong or learn to code or something
>>561127914why does she take his shirt and not his shoeswhat is this inequality bullshit
>>561127923jong?
>>561127923I WILL -NEVER- LEARN MAHJONGI WILL -NEVER- DO MY REPSFUCK 2HUSwait wrong board
>>561127917Run here where you stupid faggot. Pace and Late are dead in this shih meta. I'm not fucking double End sparking and double Mile sparking and praying I get Long S from 2 pink sparks.
>>561127923Stop with the mahjong I don't know how to play
You guys should read Muv Luv
>>561128014Already like 10 years ago bwo
>>561128014Eat shit faggot. The characters are ugly and the best girl apparently dies for grimderp shit.
I know KSB's unique is for longs, but does it provide any other use for medium/etc?It goes off as a mid-race speed boost instead right?
I cant go back to 50 RB decks. It's 60 or bust now
>got 2 Kitasan from free rolls>best card is Kita so I can't even use herthis was smart, now """""they""""" gave me 2 SSR I can't even use and just took away 2 potential "I actually want this Uma" slots in my future pulls. It's a classic case of giving you something to make them seem generous knowing full well you can't use it. It's like giving a free carwash to a guy with no car. Fuckers think they are so smart doing this to me I don't know how the fuck they can get away with this blatant shit and just come out and say they are doing this outright without going unpunished. They need to pay for this underhanded bullshit.
>>561127816if you don't mind shooters, this one is on mobile already
>>561127645Considering I've gotten 0 new SRs I say no.
>>561127964trainers don't have rights
>>561128067Nice, hope you liked it>>561128068You obviously haven't read it. You should read Muv Luv
>>561128124I played that shit AGES ago before it even did that shit involving little kids, no way I'd go back to that slop now>mobile versionnot a good thing, and yes I know the irony saying that in this general
>>561128121You run Kita blanco on those
>>561127917nta, but i still have yet to use my head start 3 star voucher. i already have summer spe, but i kinda want to get her original outfit too if she's a good late parent
>>561128189Me on the left
I'm making a low effort golshi and kitasan for next cm. I'm thinking of just accepting the first:Golshi:-spurt-long S-1200-1200-1000-500-600Kitasan:-long S-1200-1100-1000-500-600Groundwork is unfeasible for me, too hard/unlikely. I'll just grab NY opera and McQueen uniques on both, because I have a good McQueen parent.Anything easy or critical I could add to this? Am I doing something stupid?
>>561128223Her unique is bad as an inherit so don't do that. Wait for her supreme racist alt, that one is allegedly a good parent.No new umas get added to that ticket so just pick Oguri Cap if you don't have her already.
>I have two cupcakes and a miracle cure, I can tank this extra race>Mood from good to awful in one turnwhy is this allowed
>>561128290if you aren't going to put groundwork on kita then you should just use a different uma
>>561128007It is literally Gin Rummy but with funny cubes instead of a 52 card deck. It's pretty simple to figure out.
so I'm supposed to just hoard carrots for 4 months to hard dump on the summer golshi / tachyon+OL / smaru banners, yeah?
>>561128290>low effort>looks inside>buhi numbers
>>561127517I need every horse girl in this game to ride my face until they squirt down my throat.
>>561127764I wouldn't know, I was running a front runner myself so in all my lobbies the amount of promoted enemies was 0.
just went through summer at zero energy using four lucky charms insteadI'm something of a gamer
>>561128418that's f2p achievable thoughever
fuck the cygames janitor who decided to include 1-4% failure chance during training when you have 50/100 energy
>>561128469honestly 0 energy gaming for 4+ turns in a row somehow feels more satisfying than getting green juice.
NOT AGAIN
>>561128480But it wouldn't be a low effort and will take many runs.
Which uma isn't for sex?
>>561128558these two: >>561128531 >>561128417
>>561128558mejiro bright
>>561128558Haru Urara
>>561128602idk man I kinda like huge tits, gonna have to disagree
>>561128383you dont need groundwork this track tbqh
>>561128558not... fucking... your horse?does not compute
>>561128558?all of them are for sex
>>561128383>3200 whole metres to take the lead>"yeah if you're not winning in the first five metres you might as well not even try"
>>561128640If there are no other fronts with groundwork in the room maybe
>>561128749Just test this shit instead of thinking "logic" applies dude
>>561128383>>561128749groundwork is nice to have but not mandatory on ksb. taking the lead already lasts long enough because the track is so long
>>561128749Overtaking is harder. If you're okay with your Uma sniffing ass of other Front for the whole 3200m, be my guest.
>>561128805gw won't save you from a 300 wit diff, 1200 wit + TTL > 900 wit + TTL GW
>>561128418My flb gacha SSRS are KSB, Fuku, Riko, Rice, FM. I've done a few runs of mantblazer and those statlines should be easily achievable in few runs. Maybe not 100% but pretty high. Here's a random golshi I did as a scenario test. It's just a test so it has firm course menace, don't comment on it, I wasn't making an ace, I'm not stupid. Fuck you.
>>561128558
>>561128749>don't get the lead quick enough>get killed by spot struggle>get killed by Evil Nature
Don't listen to gay muvluvfag.You guys should play Black Souls.
>>561128668>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH A BIG TIDDIE FUNNY GIRL WHO WANTS YOUR COCK SO MUCH FOR THE WHOLE CAREER
>wake up>admire terra wins hanshin>with unc Take
Imagine having a run where finemo showed up like ever haha couldn't be me
>>561128749You do understand that the whole point of front runners is to establish largest possible lead in early-mid race? They have the lowest late race top speed for a reason.
>>561129094You do understand how course distance affects skill length?
>>561128749I get what you're getting at anon, and yes, you can win long CMs without groundwork......But it WILL improve your chances to win by a healthy amount, the rooms are going to have more than one kitasan, and if your has to blow blast forward just to catch up with someone else, the other kita's blast forward will let them get 1st place. You feel me?
what other skills do I want for xoguri in CM12?
>>561129215That's a healthy amount.
Between Speed Maru and Wit CB which should I roll for and MLB? I run both fronts and ends often. Gonna MLB Tachyon and Light Hello during the 1.5 Anni.
>m-mein fuhrer...>creeken...>super creeken das scheissing maestro de verbotenmasen...>mein fuhrer nein haben enough stamina fur ze pisces goblet
>>561129230radiant star
>>561129251pick the one that you're going to regularly useif you're mostly training paces and lates don't pick eitherit's that easymost future banners will be that easy
The plan is working so far which means summer is going to be complete ass
>>561129251>I run both fronts and ends often>so I'll MLB this pace chaser card
so am I better off using kita as a solo front and just banking on other kitas being in the room?I know normally stacking fronts is good, but if I use borubon/maruzensky, won't they just deny kita from her own ultimate and then lose the race?
>>561128558obviously the ones who don't want to fuck you:>bakushin>urara>tickezo>tachyon>air groove>gold city>gold ship>taishin>sei-chanlearn to respect their boundaries, anon
retry?or just go with the left
>>561129396retard
>>561129314>alle die von jordan aus bei der bofa gearbeitet haben verlassen den raum
>>561129421>gold citythis is the only non-debatable one here
how come the game can send me events from random cards five turns in a row then not finish 4 out of six of my own cardsis this a bug
>>561129421guaranteed (you)s
>>561129421gold ship would 200% fuck you out of the blue then act like nothing happenedthe irl goldship is a fucking sex machine (and quite the gentleman about it)
>>561129251>f2pish>run every positionvariety addicts suffer in every game
>>561129457you still have a week you can make something better
>>561129439who is this?
>>561129520i kind of miscalculated that
>>561129230Killer Tunes (Pasa power) is strong mid-race. Speed Star is very strong as it's late-race speed with excellent trigger point here. Head-on/Nimble nav for gambling accels. I doubt you'll ever trigger Angling as pace, or if you truly get such amazing speed carryover into perfect accels to take 1st spot you almost certainly have reached max speed already. NY Opera/normal oguri/Narita Brian/(Rudolf) for generic speed inherits.
>>561129532>he doesn't wait out the ultimate endgame of retired umadol umanko
picrel it's me. Give me an uma wife.
>>561129571An umaninja sent to spy on opponent teams
I completely forgot we're already on our 2nd crystal
>>561129643Mayano Top Gun.
>>561129669Lend me the completed stone, anon, I'll return it later for sure
>>561129643Winning Ticket
>>561129643Gold Shitty, perfect Uma for a vapid loser.
Rudolf fags, do you prefer her CG or ingame personality? Are the bad puns cute?
>>561129642>we will never get a hair down falco alt since she's already at the alt cap
>>561129742If Jordan will have sex with me sure
>>561127694Fuaaarrrkk! Imagine her in her slutty sailor uniform
>>561129643mayano top cun
>>561129761both is fine? she was always supposed to be an ultra badass who mellowed out into a boomer dad
>>561129783We may yet, Mr. Anon, we may
>>561129761She morphs into Pretty Derby goober after she meets Teio in CG.
Finally got a cope statline for B finalsneither Creek nor Jordan finished their events means it isn't even thatit's like Cygames engineered this game to be as miserable as possible
>>561129870I love falco but there's A LOT more popular umas who would get a 4th alt before her>oguri plap>bride super creek>goldship>teioor more importantly they could just focus on new characters more, there's that one girl who's been stuck in JP title screens for what, 5 years?
I just started playing this a few days ago because of Mambo and I have no idea what I’m doing.
>>561129957teio loves building up microfractures in her legs huh
>>561129772me at mcdonalds
>>561129990Please consult your own chart. Shiraoki provides.
>>561130004>bride super creekThis reminded me that bride alts happen every year, I wonder who will it be this time
>>561129230Unironically radiant star will be your gamble proc
there is nothing more niggermode than lowrolling a MANT runbad early friend farming, bad speed just snowballs into losing races over and over again
>You're under arrest!>Activates Shooting for Victory!
Just had a dream where I was on a date with Tamamo cross after she secretly put her phone number in my pocket. Put me back in….
>>561130128give upI'm not being rude, I mean that literally, when the run is garbage just give up and try again
>>561129421gold ship literally drug rapes you...
>>561129772
>>561130009welcome to hell
i want her to drop earlier.... please cygames..... don't make me wait another 12 hours
>>561130198Is it too early for spooks? Spe should spend less time with ManCafe
>>561129417>so am I better off using kita as a solo front and just banking on other kitas being in the room?>I know normally stacking fronts is good, but if I use borubon/maruzensky, won't they just deny kita from her own ultimate and then lose the race?a. 5% solo front winrateb. fronts are supposed to push each other forward, this doesn't happen on solo front thus the 5% winrated. victory cheer activates as second
>>561130009Trust in mambo. Ignore the buhis.
>>561130154how do you dream of dates with japanese characters?do you just speak to them in english and they respond in japanese and you both magically understand?
I'm not having fun bros
>>561130334so should I use 2fronts then since 3 has a chance of denying kita?Also I meant "solo front" banking on the room having other kitas, meaning she wouldn't be solo
>>561130334how is victory cheer going to activate with 2 bourbons ahead of her
>>561130469no idea, even subpar wit kitasans can overtake my bourbons. my shitty kitasan also wins against buhis from time to time. i think the length of the midrace just gives it more rng. can't really tell for sure.
umas with HUGE FUCKING TITS
>>561130424i think MANT is plenty fun, they just opened with the sloppiest of longslopswhen I was setting up my TT umas I had a lot of fun gutsmaxxing, idk why that one youtuber /uma/ likes tries to hate on it
I spend 20 bucks on narita brian trainee after the free pulls ran out.I forgot I was going to pull 200 times on satono diamond.It should would ruin my day if I got spooked by narita brain
>>561130334One day anons will learn that public lobbies data is not a good sample.Today is not that day.
>>561130524i think you might be building bourbon wrong…
wanna hear something that is probably not going to shock you?tokai teio remains a dogshit trainee to train in MANT
>>561129990Did you switch from pace to late at some point or let you Shiraoki take the wheel and ran all as late
>>561130374lol no; all I hear in my dreams is my own voice. Everything else is pretty silent or just has that Charlie Brown effect of warbling. Tamamo was silent but I implicitly understood (until I woke up after making a white lightning joke). This is the second time I was Ryan gosling’d
>>561130572but her growth rates
if everyone runs solo kitasan, there are 3 front runners in a match
is kita's unique inherited not enough or something?I thought bourbon/maru were pretty decent this CM with inherited victory cheer?
the FLATTEST umas get the highest spd growth rate
>>561130603MILE ELONG B
>>561130636I don't have kitasanliterally didn't get a single new 3* in the free trainee pullsalso haven't gotten a single SSR or a single Ayabe in the free card pullsactual unironic dogshit gacha
>>561130572Without love you can't train her, she's a pure oshi racist.I wish evo skills could come soon, I want to train blue Teio but for now red Teio will do. She's fine, after I pump her with mile sparks.
>>561130009Welcome. Your academy-issued horse wife will arrive soon.
>>561130656kita has a midrace problem, no curvature or unique only shitty blast forward. kita’s unique is stronger but s maru and vbourbon are overtaking her the whole race
>>561130671idk maruzensky has pretty good speed growthsdaiwa also has a speed growth
>>561130671manhattan cafe has 30% stam growth
>>561130546>X is not a good sampleCompared to what?The 40 races you'll have against shitters?
>>561130693you can get both of those to A without even relying on inspiration what's the problem
>still need to do takamatsunomiya kinen mission>decide to do Bakushin in URA to knock it out along with getting the high score title>character story is back>no training gimmick, just facility leveling and supports>no shop checking>race only when you need to>senior year music starts playingI WANT TO GO BACK
>>561130778You rike?
>>561130793or I can keep stacking actually useful sparks and just use oguri instead
>>561129623thanks bwogonna work on a tachyon parent, and then borrow the second inherit
>>561130778that's a sign her friend is fucking STACKED
>>561130791No, the total amount of races during the chanme.The data is skewed towards whales and people testing stuff on public lobbies, it's useless compared to what you will actually see during CM. This has been proven true 10 times our of 10 already.
>Run 2 fronts>Your Bourbon overtakes your Kita, doesn't matter if Victory Cheer can activate from 2nd since if Kita is second then she didn't have a big enough of a lead over the ends anyway>Bourbon can't outrun the ends with inherited victory cheer and you didn't have TTL at the beginning of the race in the first place>Your single end closer jobs>Lose>Tama, who you put on the bench, is not going to be able to feed her family because of Bourbon>There were 2 other Kitasans in the lobby anyways
>>561130860*super flat
>>561130872people here need to take a basic statistics class…
>>561130914>if Kita is second then she didn't have a big enough of a lead over the ends anywayThat's wrong
I just want to win one game in round one and one in twoIs that too much to ask
>>561130969The twist is that she was actually third in this race, because you brought Bourbon
>>561130872>The data is skewed towards the fags you'll be racing against in the finalsCool!>No, the total amount of races during the chanme.Alright man.Connect your crystal orb to your computer's USB port and upload that data to the internet for us to look at.
is this minmax?
>>561130806I like both MANT and Ura finale; Shop rng can definitely feel lame sometimes, and it takes awhile, but unity cup rng will forever leave a grudge in my mindAt least when you have an awesome run going in URA/MANT, you pretty much know it's going to bare minimum be okay outside of freak events. You can be having the most absurd high roll run ever in aoharu, you roll up to riko with 5x double circles, and she just decides to brick your entire run anyway.
>>561128558Pic unrelated, it was made by the eunuchs at reddit.
>>561130992That's easyJust get 1100+ stam and 2 gold recoveries and win by outstamming
how am I supposed to train late surgers if I can't borrow wit Neicha for OYL because I have to borrow Creek
>>561131146roll dia so you can have a long surger
>>561131070I don't really "Get" bringing riko to MANT, figured you'd want a second wit cardI suppose the makes it feel more consistent, but isn't the dream of a MANT giga-highroll run to never rest anyway?
>>561129783Look on the bright side, she's near the front of the line when 3rd alts start happening. And cygames will release more alts of popular horses before some forced equity of alts, it's how it worked in their other games.
>>561128531Sauce
>>561130671Choose your side, /uma/.
Debuffs have a range right? I’m trying to make an evil nature world you say it’s important to train speed and stam hard to keep up with the pack to debuff them. Is 800 wit enough?
>>561131204retard
>>561131146Your Grass Wonder?
>>561131118>1100Will this recycled Maya from ages ago work...
>>561131146>bringing a late surger to the longslop CMhey anon I found your problem
whos the uma mentioned in kitasan black's first summer who never won a G1 until their 5th year?is Brusquement also based on a real honse?
>>561130914if you do not bring your own bobo your kita will get raped by other bobosif you do not bring your own kita your bobo will get blacked by other kitasit's a strange game, the only winning move is not to play
>>561128073Yes. It's ok for her (though less strong than other velocity uniques like SMaru/VBourbon), but its worthless inherited outside of long.
>>561131172>>561131280you do realize that I don't want to bring a late surger because I want to bring a late surger but because the uma I do want to bring happens to be a late surger, right
>>561131324The post was about 2 ends 1 front vs 2 fronts 1 end
>>561131146OYL sucks for Longslop anyways
good night /uma/, thread was actually kinda comfy for this normally-hellish timeslot
>>561131308Brusquement is a mob version of Duramente
>>561131363just run 3 ends
>>561131363yes, but the point is 1 front 2 end being "fine" because of your opponents also bringing their front
>>561131426If you have too many ends, Taishin will choke.
>>561130791This is easy to explain.An anon from Europe wants to move to the US, so he asks on an online forum what people pay for rent.For some reason only people from NYC respond, he takes that information and notices the average amount people pay for rent is $5k.Anon stresses out and tries to find a job that lets him pay that amount of rent. He finds a job in Houston, TX. $2k a week, he can afford rent now. He gets told he moved to an expensive neighborhood, so anon is stressed out, he can only meet the average rent prices.He pays $2k in rent a month.>inb4 but I didn't eat lunch this morning>>561131039>Connect your crystal orb to your computer's USB port and upload that data to the internet for us to look atIf you can't predict what most people will do you need more experience with this game.You will see Goldship, you will see Taishin, and some Kitasans. A lot of people will run Oguri Cap. This CM already happened before, you should only expect the Goldships to be competitive, if you can make an uma that can win against a good Goldship, you can compete. Your fight isn't against VBourbons or KSB.
Not gonna quote all 10 posts but>All these posts claiming smaru/bobo can't win this CMYes inherited victory cheer is weaker but that's like saying fronts couldn't win older CMs because inhertied A&S was weaker
>>561131382I like all of these umas except Oguri
any skills that let my uma just walk through the mobs?
I'm so mad Rudolf's hair is fucked up. Orfevre is a good example of how you blend in two colors seamlessly together. Rudolf's just looks like someone copy pasted a wig on top of her base hair
>>561131382this animation makes bourbon's tits look huge, even bigger than creek
>>561131583more speed
>>561131583>E powerThat's your issue, not the skills, you need more power.
I have never seen a front other than Kitasan win here aside from a giga mutated Falco. How are Bourbon and Maru supposed to protect their assholes from getting spurted or encroached on with 0.1 accel?
>>561131573Cheer is hybrid unique, not full accel one. Hybrid uniques suck ass as inherits majority of the time.
>>561131583
hear me outwhat iffront operao
>>561131583/v/ma troons sticking out like a sore thumb
>>561130009uhh, just pop the blue bubbles
>>561131639>look
>12 careers>ZERO (0) long SIdk if I can do it lads, I may just have to cope without it, I'm doing the thing where the main parents have long and the grandparents have mile but it just never fucking happens
>>561131659Sometimes the lead is big enough and the ends just forgot to proc their accel
>>561131484>If you can't predict what most people will do you need more experience with this game.I don't care about most people.You do, you're allowed to care about that.I care about the strongest players.>Your fight isn't against VBourbons or KSB.It is.In fact that is the only thing I'm in control of.I'll be fighting my own.
I know I'm stupid but this has got to be my peak one.Despite always seeing and reading "Symboli Kris S" all these time, I just realized that she's a Symboli like Rudolf and Sirius after seeing a fanart of her together with them. The first thing that comes to mind when I see or read Symboli Kris S is that Spechud
>>561131736you're using MANT parents right
why do umas have such weak twiggy thighsthey're fucking superhuman runners, they should have INSANE thighs/calves
>>561131761Spefat couldn't even save a carrot for her daughter in law
>>561131749then you're not training for CM you're training for public lobbies (which is fine) just don't mix the two
>>561131736>only a handful of mile sparks on 2 gps, 3* long on parents and other gps>mile aptitude went up! :)))))
>>561131308I think it's about Stay Gold, 5 years of racing before a G1, connection to Gold Ship, "She once told me that the Twinkle Series was like a long journey for her"it all fits
>>561131736>get long S>shit shop>no rainbows during summer
>>561131736remember the grueling hunt for long S and highroll in the past longsloppas? Now half of your sparks are mile and tuns take 1 hour and buhis are 3 full ranks ahead of you ;) hope u rike ;)
>this will serve as step towards victoryWhat the fuck does that even actual mean, you dumb green bitch?
>>561132076F2P friendly scenario btw
>>561131845Thats alright, Kris gets my carrot every evening.
>>561132076s-s-SHUT UP!!!
>>561131308It's Stego. That's why Nakayama was also in that scene with Golshi
>>561132054My favorite so far is getting long S and creek fucking off after her 2nd chain event during classic year
>>561131267Yeah yeah it's probably ai so what
one day monday tuesday
>>561132134
Yes, invincible hyper mind!
PIGasan
Kingu took my SS virginity whilst I was finishing up the Sprint mission...
>>561132134Yeah, it is. Not only are you too poor to whale in this game, but you're also too fucking stupid to play the scenario properly. This is the most even playing field it has and ever will be.
>>>>>>>>>>>speed cards>in guts 80% of the time>>>>>>>>>>>power cards>in stamina 80% of the timeAre these girls retarded or what?
>>561131583power + Pace
>>561132392My favorite wit card with 100 Special Priority: Kitasan Black.
>>561132392Horses are dumb and so are umas
It's an f2p friendly scenario, NOT lucklet/retard friendlyIdk what you expected
>>561132386Show me the UG umas you made with an F2P deck
lucklet/retard friendly scenario when
>>561132386I remember getting buhiposted in the replies one time when I just buy the monthly carat pack and vouchers
>>561132364unfortunately as an f2p this is the best deck i can do
>>561132392>3 guts cards>they take turns showing up one at a time
kita chan….. she pranked you…. she is not hidding…
>>561132572>only 65RBF2Ps will never make it
>>561132547this creature can legally race??
>>561132572why is your team rank so low
>>561132392Your missing my favourite, KSB with 100 specialty priority disappears in the last races of the scenario
>>561132649Only on Sundays
>following the witgod's epithetmaxxing schedule strictly has been giving me consistent 18k+ umas19k+ is just a matter of graduation cap and/or lucky summer rainbows
>>561132653i hate Trackblazer and i do the bare minimum TT building
>insane specialty priority>power bonus>universal gold skill>fuckhuge TE for some reason>high initial friendship gaugeIt's honestly crazy to me that she'll be powercreeped at some point
Why does your debut race consume energy?
>>561132649Ain't no rules says a tanuki can't run in the Tenno Sho
>>561132693may I see some of those umas
>>561132784That's an itachi thoughbeit
>>561132771It's not hard to make numbers bigger.
>>561131639it's because Bourbon has crazy Boobs : Waist ratioshe is as slim as Mcqueen but her bobos are bigger than Kitasan
>>561131382Bourbon is so fucking pretty
>>561132836a what now
>>561132956This becomes especially clear when you see her in her swimsuit
why pull for cards when they'll just get powercrept anywaypull for umas instead they're always there for youit's a game after all have some funmeta is temporary oshis are forever
>>561133005A Japanese weasel (itachi) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_weaselAt least that's what the ai slopper that makes them calls them
Why did they give the cyborg such big tits?
>>561131736>12 careers >means over 12 hoursJesus. I'm already tired after 2 tries daily how can you guys go over 5 or that number
>foreveryour eos?
>>561132693>witgot scheduleI can get 18k or 17k too but the stats aren't rightNone are capped but they're not low eitherWhat's the difference, just get lucky with the non-race turns and summer?
>>561132771This card was a misfire by Cygays. A card so good has no space in a gacha game.
>>561132771>universal gold skill
>>561132693Post the schedule
>>561132664>card gets slacker
had so much fun gutsmaxxing when mant startednow I can't even get competitive uma doing that because this literal dogshit garbage gacha won't give me a single copy of ayabe
>>561133162I think his guides and schedule are super high rolls
>>561132547Unity is retard friendly scenario t. Retard
what is this guts maxxing meme?
despite being the 2nd uma rate-up ever, Bourbon still only has 1 altthis means she has one more shot at being meta in current JP year
it isn't a meme
Kisame... we're leaving........
>>561133214
>>561132778You rike?
>>561133210>niiga>>561133230dunno about guts maxing but i have zero as well but mlb ryan dogshit
>>561133291you put in guts cardyou press gutsstats go up biglyworks on speed and power bonus umas
>>561133354>>561133354I will rape you for this injustice
>update sweepy>she won't buy skill anymoresweepydev....what did you doooo?
>>561133345>no training at allWhat the fuck and everyone's reaching capped stats with this?
OH FUG. I randomly got Riko dates without her card.What do I do??? Do I even have a luxury of spending time on her dates?
So.................. when exactly is Cygames going to ban all the blatant botters?
>>561132386You said that about Unity
>>561132830Riko only tripped didn't she?
>>561133214>>561133345I dunno why people here keep reposting the anon edited one, that just adds unnecessary guidelines.
>>561133548Surely they are just waiting for the botters to buy the vouchers, right? They will mass ban as soon as they can't profit off them, right?
>>561133510not sure if he did anything or if its because the skill font noticeably got smaller
Did I miss anything?
>>561133548wait until the selectors are off the shelves trust the plan qwo
"niigata is a place in japan"- witgod, 2026
>>561133792Witgod would say the nigger word with hard r
should i take it and miss out on the epithet?
>>561131639Despite she has the same bust size of Symboli Rudolf, she has bigger tits.It's the same case of Taiki Shuttle and Marvellous Sunday, because bust size covers the whole chest size, and not only the mammal organ. So you can say Mihono has slim chest but has big boobs
>>561133670I watchedshe skips 'skill search' step completely and just press confirm button like an idiot
>>561133345>>561133658I cant get that shit to work for me.
>borrow run>dogshit>self-parent run(but they're subpar)>high rollNigga why
>Cyge didn't hesitate to humiliate cheaters in Grub>can't do it again here
>>561133653Unity was more F2P friendly than URA, but it's still not nearly as F2P friendly than a career mode where you race 35 times. You're just crying because someone who whales AND puts more effort than you into the game is beating you
>>561133952>yada
T.Cross
Revue Starlight ahh uma
>>561132830Trainers are meant for ningenpyoi
>>561133972skip standard/non depending on the track, this is 3200, skip nonstandard unless you're fuckoutta coinsyou can skip classic yasuda kinenQE2 is skippable for crowners, unless you somehow don't have coins and need themyou can cope with 28 races btw which includes TS but again, that's a COPE, you don't want that because you always go for highrolls or bust
>>561133972The reality is MANT has too much RNG. In a highroll scenario, optimizing epithet races will give you the most stats and skill points. And what's a highroll will depend on your deck. In my case, I'm aiming for UG fronts since the SP from SS umas aren't enough to buy out all the front skills.
>>561134165So I just race and pray that I can somehow lvl me facilities with items and that the summers are the bomb?
https://jiggie.fun/3r6m7Chttps://jiggie.fun/3r6m7Chttps://jiggie.fun/3r6m7C
>MANT filters half of /uma/Now i understand why some people here needed sloptuber guides for fucking unity
>>561133972You'll figure it out eventually. What the other anon said, it's also a high roll scenario.>bad debut turns?restart>bad first summer?restart
This is the run
>>561134286This shit takes ages.
>follow guides>cant win any FACKIN races
>>561134286mant doesn't filter you because it's hard but it takes twice as long as unity and it's even worse RNG
>>561134253Yes, that's the name of the gameIf the shop is shit, it's joever>but anon said this is a smart man's scenarioNo amount of planning will save your run from 10 million guts weights and aromas if the shop decides so
>people are actually bricking their decks and skill points with restless/BOFA
mant is actually very easy, it's just the dogshit rng that makes it one of the worst scenarios
>>561134286Here's a sad realization. Think about where the majority of /uma/ is from
>>561132386hmmmit shouldn't be an issue for you to show me those competitively viable UG f2p builds then
>>561134353I get what I supposed to do, but that shit is ass.>restartI dont do that. I run sub optimal schedules where I can lvl my spd/stam facilities to 3 at least>but thats badI know and I dont care. MANT is so fucking ass man.
Torena-san, what are you doing over there? It's time for training!
>>561134489IQ is a meme.
>>561134489I'm on the yellow zone but I'm good at MANT.That means my IQ has to be from another zone, maybe the red one.
>>557800658here you gosorry new scenario kept me way too busy, will finish the remaining requests within next week
>>561134029They gave us the halved TP costs just to see the cheaters, bro I'm coping
>>561134489wrong, we're all white here
>>561134614nice to see you weren't killed by MANT, rabi anon
Contrarianism should be considered a mental illnessThere's no way anyone's unironically defending MANT
>>561134490I don't play the game as much as the whales, so I don't have those highrolls yet. The highest I've gotten is 18500 without fast learner, with bad hints, my own bad parents (both) and a deck so ridiculously F2P it's not even funny.
>>561132830Riko is abusing her position of power
>>561134683Defending what? It's an annoying scenario due to the time but it's not a hard scenario.
>>561134029Grubble is a mix of japs and gaijins so they have to ban cheaters. ウマグローバル is completely brown.
>use better deck>see hat>see +72 with good energy before summer>know the run is going to be terrible
>>561134489>American>90-100
mambo mamboomorashi mambo
>Mile CM rooms are full of fronts >Constant pace promotions in actual CM>Medium CM rooms are full of fronts, people making front Taikis and joking about needing to take pump on fronts >Constant pace promotions in actual CM>Dirt CM rooms are full of fronts, people making front Taikis and Pasas>Constant pace promotion in actual CM with some alone falco sometimes>Long CM rooms are full of fronts>
>>561134846MAMBOOOOOOOOOO
>>561134697hmm sounds like you're too fucking stupid to play the scenario properly...
>>561134846
>>561134846don't do that
Superskip when?
>>561134146One of the best racing outfits in Uma.
is this any good
>>561134862>lies
>>561134873Do you have reading comprehension issues?
>>561134931Only as a front runner.
>>5611349178 months>>561134931If you're a front with DD or you're afraid of the 9th gate fucking you over
>>561134862>constant pace promotionsThis never happened in any of my CM lobbies ever
>>561134719me on the bottom
>>561134960I'm still waiting on those umas anon
>>561134862Non-Kitasan fronts are going to job so bad this CM thanks to that moderately long straight before late-race Corner
>>561135015Post your CM titles
>>561135014Why are you black
>>561133849I would go for it. No amount of epiphets are going to save a lowroll run.
>>561133430which guts cards do i borrow? ayabe?
Look who I found
>>561135007Only 1 of my finals had a front runner. And it was my front debuffer groove in CM2 to deny lucky pace
>>561135049I'm not the one making these claims. Well? Where are those f2p UG competitively viable umas anon? You wouldn't happen to be too fucking stupid to play the scenario properly, would you?
>>561135153
I built two debuffers specifically to fuck over soulless Kitasan metapiggiesIt doesn't matter that I don't win, as long as metabuhis and their fotm uma suffer
>>561135197No you're not, but I need some proof that I'm talking to someone who actually plays the game. In the case that you don't have a decent amount of plat titles, you don't even play the game, thus arguing or proving my point would be meaningless.
>>561135212Feeding McQueen Kale juice
heh
>this scenario is so easy bros>show me an example of your umas anon sama>no, but this scenario is easy.....
reminder that they are gook spies
>>561134918Handsome boyShame she's a G1let (asterisk "wins" don't count)
neither of you schizos play the gamefuck off
>>561134846>omorashi
What the fuck is she actually talking about?
>>561135369>homework assignment from brown person
>>561135278>you don't even play the game,hmmm but I'm not the one making the claim that everyone is too stupid to play the scenario if they're not making whale-tier umas with f2p builds. Yet keep making pathetic excuses to not post my umas. It would be as simple as just posting them really. You would instantly prove everyone else wrong. It's almost like you lied and don't have those! But you wouldn't act like such a little bitch, would you?
>>561135594You need more power to break out of the pack Torena
>>561135369Many such cases
A good indicator of a bricked run is that your uma jobs Satsuki for no reason>b-butNo buts, if she jobs, abandon the runIf you used clocks on asahi/fillies and hopeful, the run was bricked int he first place
Post oranges
Please Come Back, like Riko suggested
>>561135708I want these two to pee on me
this scenario is fucking dogshit and im tired of pretending it's notconsistently getting anything above s+ is impossible if you're not a whale unless you highroll
>>561135274>Roll Kitasan because I run fronts every CM, even on longs pre-kitasan>Get called soulless on /uma/
>>561135696I was about to ask how the fuck did my previous goldship lost satsuki with 400/300/350/150/270 in satsuki with all 5 clocks when the previous goldship won with 350/420/300/170/300No, they don't have any skills aside from the anchorsIdk what the fuck happened
>>561135867post deck
>>561135759But why?
>>561135954It'll feel nice and refreshing
I wished they showed energy numbers so I don't have to fucking guess
Brown postsBrown generalBrown board
>>561136005You'll get that feature in 3 years
>>561134910>>561135586
Just. Fuck.
So were guts decks just a meme?
>>561136040Delete this
>>561135102If you can still hit 50% race bonus, Ines Fujin is probably the strongest guts card.
>>561135594You didn't have enough guts
Done with my aces. I can't go more than 800 wit with my FMless deck. Whatever happens, that's the way the carrot crunches.
>>561136072These don't work for longs
>>561136040me as the soil
Once and for all. I need your genuine answers who's the better speed card between Narita Top Road and Fuku.
>>561136009My autistic, brown wife...
what are the popular discords that aren't overly sanitized like the official or top fan one? not looking to go full 4chan per se, but i don't want that weenie hut jr shit either
>>561135708
>>561136234
>>561136178You run Fuku with everyone, who is not Fuku and TopRo with Fuku herself.
>>561136234fuck off to vfcord brownie
>people complaining about MANT and piggies are casuals without any cm platsI really shouldn't be surprised...
>>561135927not doing a run but it's the usual shit: kita, windy, finemo, tachyon, and 2 other depending on what i need
>>561136072It would work on end closers with speed bonus. They don't need as much stam. Maybe late surgers too. Everyone else need all the stam they can get.
>creek failed to finish her chain in every run todayWhat the actual fuck
I only have 7 CM plats when I should have 10 right now. Fuck everything
>retention is 662kI'll live.
I have 1 CM plat and only oshi game
>>561136178Tosen Jordan works fine as a fuku substitute. She doesn't give stam/wit, but at least she shows up in speed. She also has a chance to give bofa.
>>561136040she pissin
>>561136040GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
i only have 1 cm plat when i should have 0, life feels good
Game peaked with the mambo event.EI EI MUN!
>>561136352>people who like to complain about hour-long careers are the ones who barely do 1 career per dayshocking anon, i know
>>561136576I keep forgetting I'm sharing the thread with casuals. I've been tricked by all the people posting A finals victories
when is free selector
>>56113676818 hours
>the player count keeps dropping even during annigrim
>>561136178I get raped in early game races even with Fuku sometimes, depending on who I'm training and how good the early game speed trainings are.Can't imagine playing without the extra stats Fuku gives.
>>561136234anyone?
junior year and i already lost debut and had to clock 2 g3's
>>561136872Join your club's discord
NUMBERFAG GENOCIDE WILL BE THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE I DEALT WITH YOU FAGGOTS FOR YEARS CROPPING UP IN EVERY SINGLE HOBBY I'VE EVER HAD, SHILLING FOR OTHER PRODUCTS BUT NEVER LEAVING THE FUCKING THREAD OR HOBBY. LIKE LOCUSTS YOU FUCKED SWARMED AND CONSTANTLY POSTED "DED GAME" "DED SHOW KEK" "DED SERIES THIS" "DED DEV THAT "OH NONONONONONO??? NUUUUUUMBERS" LIKE THE ONLY THING THAT FUCKING MATTERS TO YOU IS A GOD DAMN NUMERICAL STATISTIC INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE THING THAT IS BEFORE YOU. YOU WOULD RATHER LOOK AT FUCKING NUMBERS GO UP UP AND UP FOREVER LIKE A PASTE EATING SNOTBAG SHOVING HIS FIFTH HANDFUL OF ELMER'S GLUE DOWN HIS FUCKING GULLET AND REMARKING IT TASTES LIKE POPCORN. I WISH YOU FUCKERS COULD ALL JUST JUMP OFF A CLIFF OR GO ANYWHERE ELSE, IT'S NOT A FUCKING RACE OR ANYTHING, I HAVE SOMETHING GREAT IN FRONT OF ME SO IF YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE OF A LITTLE TINY INSIGNIFICANT NUMBER ON THE STEAMCHART IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH FOR YOUR FUCKING LIKING I SUGGEST YOU SHOVE THE BIGGEST BAD DRAGON DILDO UP YOUR ASS, RAM IT IN AS FAR AS IT CAN GO, EPOXY YOURSELF DOWN TO YOUR FUCKING SEAT, AND BRING UP THE US NATIONAL DEBT NUMBERS BECAUSE THAT NUMBER IS GOING TO KEEP GOING UP FOREVER AND YOU GUYS CAN KEEP HYPING THAT NUMBER UP AND YOU CAN MASTURBATE JACK OFF OR DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU UNWASHED FUCKING TROG CUNTS DO AND LEAVE MY FUCKING HOBBIES ALONE GOD DAMN I HATE YOU NUMBERFAGS SO MUCH AND I BET YOU ARE ALL GOING "HURRR CYGE SHILL???? ARE YOU PAJEET????? YOU MUST BE SEA" NO I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE THESE THREADS FILLED WITH THE SAME BRAND OF FUCKING FAGGOTS WHO USED TO PLAY BLUE ARCHIVE AND FUCKING LIMBUS COMPANY ACTING LIKE IT'S THE SECOND FUCKING COMING OF CHRIST I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING END YOUR FUCKING WORLD IN A CATACLYSMIC FLOOD AND WASH AWAY YOUR DEGENERATE SINS OF SHITTING UP EVERY SINGLE HOBBY YOU'VE EVER INFESTED LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE YOU ARE GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY
>>561136872https://youtu.be/AzbfKF6jq1s
>>561136865The counter argument is ntr amplifies your trainings as soon as you get enough fans so while fuku may increase reliability, ntr increases your high roll.
Let's go!
>>5611369497 and you die
ryan LOVE
>>561136937don't even have the game yet, trying to find somewhere without pussies.
>>5611369497 and you live
>>561136178NTRFuku is solo finemo wit tier of highroll gamblingShe is good when she hits, she is absolute dogshit who contributes nothing if she doesn't show up because her skills and events are nothing of value and makes her a glorified palcardQuite literally gambling on ShiraokiBut you're already gambling for highrolls anyway, so why not take the Fuku card if you think you're a lucky hotshot?
well that sucked
>>561136949I agree with you and also support genocide
Now that MANT killed global like every person with a life predicted, what games are we playing next?
>>561136934I simply do not clock G3's or 2's aside from very specific instances because of random position fuckery in G1's screwing my epithets. I want to get through classic summer with at least 4 clocks left.
boysex
>>561136949Dude just stop hanging around with losers and you won't see stuff like that
I gave up early two runs in a row without any regret. That's just how mant is.
sex with boys
>>561137123I'm doing a Unity Cup career right now, myself(I went with Sunny Runners)
if you don't clock g23 you might as well run OP
>>561137373i only clock g1s (it doesn't help)
>>561136934take the loss, as long as it's 2nd, you get shitotherwise it's bricked you want to have clocks on g1s
I clocked my debut race once
Will you be my friend?
>>561137123trackblazer
>Only 2 double rainbows during the first summerThat's an easy abandon run desu
How do I parent farm in this new scenario? Specifically about getting skills for end or pace while using an uma who isn't doing that position. Just hope for inherits cuz you'd rarely tap skill hint trainings?
>lost a few g1sglue?give up?why are end closer so bad on mant? even gavE her mile A
>>5611369497 and I rape this anon
>>561137492No.
>>561137318Sweet, just like Matikanefukukitaru suggested.
i miss unity's simplicity desu desu senpaitachi
>>561137582Yeah, it really seemed like she knew what she was talking about
>>561137530salvagle honestlymight want to give up a few g3s to raise her speed tho
>>561137530that's... salvageble
>>561137530Her power is beyond saving
>>561137567
>>561137651>>561137641>3 partners>15 training thats why i never reach ss ranki hate mant
>>561136949@umagrok give me a summary
>>561137530Worst case she can be a parent.
>>561137750Okay fine.
>>561137782The writer is expressing intense frustration toward people who constantly focus on numerical metrics—such as player counts, ratings, or statistics—rather than enjoying a hobby for its own sake. They feel that these individuals repeatedly derail discussions by declaring things “dead” based on numbers alone. The writer believes this behavior ruins communities and hobbies, and their message is essentially a long, angry rant telling such people to stop fixating on statistics and to leave the hobby spaces they disrupt.
>>561137782Bobo cute
I HATE RAISU
>>561137790
>>561137752>stam suzuka
>>561137838Yatta!
>>561137752you're uhh supposed to give her power sparks and just train speed, stamina, and some wit
>>561137752it's not like you got s+ every unity run if f2poor
>>561137980hotsprings sex
>>561137530>senior year>sub 600 speed>350 powerbro
>>561138043Now thats a donkey musume!
soon...
I will not roll
epithets are a fucking gaslightthere is absolutely NO reason to take a shitty g1 to get 40 random ass stats intead of a godly training with 60
>>561138145this anon can't cap stats
I swear to God if I lose this Kikuka Sho because of this...
>>561137962NTra but really? wouldn't it be better if you use stamina sparks power cards with stamina 1 training like the power marvy since she has 20% stamina growth?
>>561138216yes because i never get good rainbows during free turns and summer camp
>>561138145If you think that's the intent then you fundamentally misunderstand the purpose of epithets.No shit you should do what gives more stats.
>>561138145there are some G1s worth skipping and some that arent
Do I run double rainbow here or Fuchu race for +10 epithet?
>>561138379if you have anklets and at least a 40% megaphone, then training
>>561138317which ones? i know yasuda classic can be skipped but what others are there?
>>561138379I would have sex with taishin personally.
>>561136234maybe i need to lower my standard if it's mostly either pussies or club-only
>>561138279So I can just skip them if the turn gives more stats? I can just do that? It's not mandatory?
absolute stonks
I've just defeated Clean Cleats
>>561138461what's the point of being in a Discord bwo, it's not like these threads are not active enough.
why do fuck do pinks not trigger often in MANTyeah, uniques and whites proc a lot more but pinks are non existent what the fuck
>>561137752yeah fuck i manti go back to unity
>>561138438depends on your rotationif for example you're doing the dahby line the queen elizabeth cup is mostly skippable
Odds I finish my last 4 borrow runsEvens I go outside and walk around the park for 2 hours
>>561137752You have been gaslit hardcore my man by those fags who said you can salvage this.350 on anyone is ridiculously low senior year. Especially on someone with bonus power. You should have that in classic before summer starts. People who say to greed wit are using whale parents with decks, and definitely not end closers. They bump wit because their career starts with an uma which has the stats you have after finishing your debut, or worse mid junior, loaded with even aoharu shit like ignited wit and dodging danger, and URA spark grandparents.
>>561137123We deadlock now
>>561138554the only real mandatory races are the triple crown and autumn triple crown
>>561138672You can do both
>>561138620not my energy, and easier to filter convo. don't fw 4chan like that even if i respect how uncolonized it is by AIDS. just want something more lasting than John Rando 69.
>>561138721no one's rolling for dia bro
>>561138639you can hit that same stam with creek only and stam sparks,, if you can dump that stam card for something else
>>561138742why are you on 4chan if you dont like 4chanfrankly fuck off tard
>>561138724what about senior spring?
>>561138731I can but I won't, see you at reset
>>561138554I'm gonna be real with you dotobro, I've hit SS more often abandoning G1s and hitting training more, shit I even hit rest on G2/3s if I feel like itThe only races truly matter are Crowns and Tiaras, adjust accordingly
>>561138639Golshi has a 20% stam growth you only need Super Creek to get her to at least 1000 her problem is speed growth
>last year april>not enough midrace skillsit's gonna be a brick run, isn't it...
>>561138801i said not fw, not not like. lear to read retard
free selector... please....
>>561138721I hope she comes home early or I'm bricked
My only problem so far has been hitting high wit with only tachyon, and yes I didnt roll on finemo because I didnt have enough for pity, in a good run I can hit maybe middle 600's in wit.Suppose I'll be a witlet for this scenario, like I was for all the others
>>561138871>829 pre summerYou're fine. You can cap speed and get 1k stam unless the rest is a total wash.
>>561138687i think fimo is just garbage and i will stop using her
>>561138742Only 2 discords I know about are the VF and Moomoo discords. Have no idea how moderated or active they are
>>561139040i thought vf was an insult, what is VF?
>>561138724>>561138832Wait, so I'm just racing to get items from the shop to get training boosts, stats, the hat and maybe other stuff? Why did everyone make this sound complicated?
>>561138639There's lowrolling and then there's being dumb
>>561139126an insult
>>561138791>>561138854this seafag beat me yesterday so i tried to copy
>>561134815Would be higher if it wasn't so fucking big.
>>561138687>aoharu shit like ignited witbrowsing over a whale trainee seeing 2 star blues but then a bunch of ignited, i see, i was already dead
>>561139031Finemo isn't your problem. Golshi should be hitting like 800 power just from hitting speed trainings.What is your deck?
>>561139126a sloptuber
>>5611369497 and you glue yourself
mever did gutscan i do with these? plus ayabe sr?
>skin outbreak>oh like on the foot? yeah eczema can act up sometimes>it is actually acnehuh
>>561139228>Golshi should be hitting like 800 power just from hitting speed trainingsshe probably would, the issue is that she's missing 550 speed
someone's late to class!
>>561139143>Wait, so I'm just racing to get items from the shop to get training boosts, stats, the hat and maybe other stuff?nyes
>>561139152wife
>>561139126vuck figgers
>>561139302They are idols. This is important.>>561139287>Uhh can I do it with all the best guts cards at MLB??? uwuNo, you can't.
long shot is a good skill
>>561136949he is out of line but he is right
>>561139287that spe is dogwater even for guts building
>>561139287>non mlb poverty yeppersoh... thats a bricked account...
>>561139143Because winning races is also more stats, and winning a combination of races=epithet=more more statsAlso radiant starIt's all about adjustingAlthough no amount of adjusting acan fix a shit shopGod being a lucklet is so shit
for budget end closer just do 3 spd 2 stam + 1 rb stick. you'll end up with 500+ wit which is fine
>>561139143If an item you want has 2 turns left, then it's a MUST race turn. Simple as
>>561139287>3LB Yeppers>3LB MamboThat's a "you don't even play the game" if I ever saw one.
>>561139143>Why did everyone make this sound complicated?overcomplicating it lets sloptubers make more sloptubes
Yeppy Yeppers, like Yepkino Yepjin suggested
>>561139391>>561139412then post a guts deck
>>561139626yep
>>561138854I tried using only creek once with golshi, best stamina I could get was 850Help
>>561139143If anything people undercomplicated it.They all said "you just race," which you don't do.
>>561139226a 1 star mant parent can be better than your best aoharu 3 star.You can twist it, have shop highrolls, optimize your deck the best summer humanly possible. It all means nothing if you have shit parents.
>>561139302Ass Wonder
>>561139412why? her gold skill is nicei got better runs with than than with mlb fimo crap
>>561139439>Although no amount of adjusting a>can fix a shit shopI also get shit shop 80% of the timeWhat the fuck am I suppose to do with all these aromas. What the fuck. This is so ass
>>561139821dont buy shit you dont need
>>561139731asswonder indeedhttps://litter.catbox.moe/o4jctwxodu2dcw3d.jpeg
>>561139821>What the fuck am I suppose to do with all these aromasConceptualize them.
>i got better runs with than than with mlb fimo crapFINEMOKEKS YOUR RESPONSE?
>>561139913Who's than than
>>561139040moomoo is sanitized and no one is saying what VF is, any good suggestions?
>>561139952mun mun
>>561139952You know who, fimo sis.
>>561139126>i thought vf was an insultyou're not wrong
Hello friends!!!
>>561139952THAN THAN KOKORO HIKARETEKU
>>561139143MANT is racing to collect items and epithets. Your stats still mostly come from training, but those training has to be loaded with megaphones + anklets.
>>561140093fuck you*spit*
>>561139903damn
>>561140167rice wouldn't say this or do this
>>561140093Hello
>>561140092then a better idea is...?
>>561139913she was a gaslit all alongi am dumping her
I didn't get MLB yeppers either, I burnt out for a month and shockingly missed her and Marvelous during that timeIt's over for me bwos
another weekend another 10k done!evens and i buy mcdonalds for dinnerodds and i buy mcdonalds for dinner and a mcflurry for supper
>>561139913Feeling that buyer remorse yet?
>>561140341special fatso...
>>561140341you finally got it
>>561140167
>>561139672try again, do more stam training, get some stam sparks.
>>561140298never saw anyone use that ugly shit
>>561140341YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>56114034110k what? Inches of dick sucked?
>>561140341Special Amerimutt...
>>561140028i don't
>>561140530least she can find someone to
>>561139967I don't get it, what you want bro? You are looking for the secret sauce in the recipe, but there is none. You either bite the bullet and spend money or you scrape together with cope cards and cope parents.
>>561140489bukkake on spe's face
if finemo isn't the best wit card then what is?
Your run isn't bricked just because you had to clock in junior or classic year. In fact you can use all 5 before senior year because by then your trainee should have snowballed to the point where you flawlessly win every senior race.
I got Biko from the free pullsIs she one of the many 3LB/MLB or useless support cards?
>What makes someone better at TB also makes them worse as a parentMan I should dickpull for Dia, I need more heifers in my stable.
>>561140638i'm talking about finding a discord to hang out in you bot
Just had a teio poster moment
>>561140710yeppers
>>561140730thats even worse.
>>561140710Witty Mcgee (SSR)
>>561140719she's usable at 2lb but painful because of 0 initial friendship
>>561140341I love this fatass
>>561140730Kill yourself.
>Torena-san, summer time is over, have you enjoyed it?>Of course you did, you wouldn't stop looking at me!>Ohw, don't be ashamed now, it's not like i didn't want it, and there is no blame on you, i mean look at me, first-rate umamusume has to be impeccable too you know. >I actually have some plans for you before the ending of Senior Year... lay down, now.>Ohoh you're so obiedient already!>From today i will train you, so you can be a valid partner for me.>Let's start with my feet, if you will cum after 15 minutes, then next time i'll use my armpits>After that we have in order: hands, legs, tits, mouth, ass and then you will be able to taste my pussy. If you can pass all these trials before the ending of URA Finale, i will aknowledge your worth, and allow you to be my first-rate husband.>First... i want you to smell it, here this is the place you belong now, below my first-rate feet, feel crushed under this weight, sniff it, taste it, feel the texture and imprint it into your mind>Do you think it's cheating? Ohohoh, i never said it's easy, i want to test how good you're, if you cannot resist to my feet, how can i prove you worthy?>I see something woke up below there, look how it's pulsing, so cute, it craves for my attentions>So, let me grant its wishes, and let make you get some fresh air>Ohoh i can see from your eyes your mind is already gone, you're enjoying this too much, are you sure your thing can resist this pressure?>I see, you locked in, good toreina, you're going great, 10 minutes in and your expression looks more focused>Let me unbotton this, so i can encourage you more>What a nice view, right? Look how those tits wobble now i set them free>Or what about this thigh? Look how squishy it is and the sound and vibration it makes when i slap it>Here, have a good look of my panties too...>You wouldn't lose now, right? There is so little time le->Ohohoh look what a mess you made!>Too bad toreina, but i will give you another chance tomorrow!
>>561140774Ah yeah that's pretty badAh well she will just sit there likely forever then.Thanks anon
Why danchou
>>561140757why? because i don't want to be socially dependent on you retards?
>>561136843Cyjews is retarded. They said they would fasttrack qol, but autoplay is nowhere to be seen. Free limit break was mostly a scam because it takes so long to even get 1. Most casuals ain't gonna spend 2 hours for 1 run. Tryhards and whales insulting them for not getting ss rank umas certainly isn't helping. Eventually whales will start dropping as well because there's no one around to flaunt their wealth to.
>>561140915Oh you mean like you're doing right now?
>>561140825first-rate wife
cringe gaylo
>>561140929These are all good things. You have described the ideal route for the game to take. Cyjews will stop being as cyjewish when the playerbase shrinks, and we would have fewer retards around.
1 hour and 24 minutes until I MLB FineMo from the free pulls
>>561140276go ask in a discord channel rather than here jesus christ you fucking tourist
>>561140730>I want a discord server where I can say niggerOh boy, a groomcord server where other autists repost twitter posts and get mad at the juice>and be around other playersYou can't get that part without most of them being indonesian gambling addictsTruly a faustian bargain
i fucking hate you all niggers
Oh nyoooo my sweepydev??? My QOL autoplays??? I have to LE PLAY THE GAME? NYOOOOOThe game is dying!!! Cyjews killed it with MANT!? Why did sweepydev abandoned me?? I HATE playing the game... I cann't get SS UMAS and it's CYGAYS fault!UUUUUUUUUUUI'm going to cry until sweepydev makes an update...*gets banned for botting in 2032*
I can't get tamtam to SS rank it's fucking over...
>>561138379Ended up with pic rel stats, poor skills but long S. Keep or glue?
>>561141152>1 hour and 24 minutes until I MLB FineMo from the free pulls
how important are 18* sparks in this scenario? is it impossible to breach s rank if i'm stuck with 12* sparks?
Wages are not keeping up with inflation
>>561141225>mile straightawaysgrim
>>561141038oh wow, going on here once to try to get info and then never returning. OOooOOoo, soooo hypocritical. puritan zealot in a 4chan suit, acting like you're not some brain-fried faggot. only reason i'm here is discord discovery is next to impossible and everywhere i looked is retards. here included. guess i just hoped it'd be the exception.
>>561141286From experience if you have B-mile it's important to get one mile skill early on so you don't risk busting a good run to bad races
damn you Take-san, you broke iinchou's record... I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
you know the run is gonna be a waste of time and clocks when the first shop looks like this (Dober beat me 4 times at the Oaks and lost all my clocks)
>>561141321Huh?
>>561141168ahh yes, ask in a discord channel, IF I HAD ONE. i love finding a discord with the discord i don't have yet. retards on red alert rn, good lord.
>>561140929Ideally everyone would stop playing.
>>5611411521 hour 19 minutes until I don't get a single stinko windy
niggers
>>561141343more like narita topkek
>>561141469Doggy style
>>561141321you have to be 18+ to post here
Entry list for Takamatsunomiya Kinen
will tamamo lose fewer races if I run her as a late/pace?
>>561141343
>>561141501with how people reply to basic questions around here i'm skeptical.
>>561141572You might as well choose another horse to train if you're planning on skipping all the rival skill hints
>>561141321noppers
>>561141557BA KU SHIIIIIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBjRNKj2jbw
>>561141603
>using Stinky, Kitasan, and borrowed Matikane>they're all orange>first summer>not a single fucking rainbow>even used a whistleThis is a parent run and I'm about to fucking lose my mind.
>>561141557I don't know any sprinters
I am being flashbanged by cheval summer art. I am being converted
how hard are you bricked exactly without mile races? I really wanted to bvild end cafe...
>>561141686NYOOOOOOOOO
I want to jack off but my hands are sore all over from workout earlier
>Train someone with good aptitudes>Switch trainees>Forget to switch legaciesUh... is Mile C enough? Pic unrelated
>>561141707more parents in that run than you have
>>561141206Seriously i cannot get people using bots and saying the game is shit because it forces them to actually play the game instead of demanding autoplays.The only thing i'd like is a way to skip the events and dialogues i have already seen, like really skipping to the choice selector if there is any, not letting you watch a wall of text scrolling fast.
>>561141790use your mouth or your feet
>>561141790Use your mind
>>561141557Bakushin's sprinting genes shall emerge victoriousI believe.Also I still can't believe American Pharoah is spelled like that. If I was the owner I would have changed it asap. His kid is also called something like Cafe Pharoah or some shit
>>561141829Superskip gets added later on, that really is the best QOL we're missing.
>>561141686
>>561141779There is a Medium/Long rotation, its just way less flexible and gives fewer stats
>>561141821nyo
>>561141740The current state of sprinters is being singlehandedly carried by KYR desu
>>561141821
>>561141790Call your mom
What the fuck is wrong with Doto posters.
>>561141606your question was "is there a discord"most people here don't use anything except 4chan, or at least won't admit otherwiseergo, the only discords people know about are the ones that launch coordinated thread raids, and probably aren't going to be recommended
>>561141895
>>561141949
>>561141994they have people that care about them
>>561141557what sex is G
>>561142064so round...
/v/wos? Our thread?
>>561142064>>561141949if this is what rape feels like... then i finally get why people dont like it
>>561141994The people who post Doto and say mean things are not real Doto fans. She is kind and cute and would never say anything like that
>>561142093Gelding
>>561142093You. Soon.
i NEED gentledonna already
>>561142093GODactually why aren't they using the usual C/H F/M sexes that nips usually do
>>561142142Shut the fuck up I love Doto.
>>561141994some people are just born comically evilactually, a lot of people
>>561142024oh well, idrc that ik the hard way now, it's par for the course with this place. at least one person actually tried to help besides you.
>>561142189This but dream journey
I want to suck doto's dotos
>>561142052
Rape dotoposters
My stack shrunk by 100 clocks in 4 days
Every endcloser is super edgy
Dia Chan arrives in an hour or when?
any confusionposters?
>>561142335you guys are really bad at tic tac toe
what statline am I supposed to have by the classics? Cuz I just spent four clocks on Yayoi Sho.
>>561142440have you heard of her hot sister
>>561142449I concede defeat Xchad...
>started with 600 clocks>now down to 426Im still not falling for the mile A gaslight B is enough
>rest 3 time the whole career>the 3 times are sleep deprived
Whoever said to have Brian as an end closer; she is genuinely bad. I’m going back to Cafe runs
>>561142440For me, it’s Tomoenage
>>561142484worse name, worse hair, worse fit, same face, confusion better
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master
>>561142624
>>561142624What’s a messian doing in /uma/? Begone lawfag!
>/uma/ failed the wit check on fucking tic tac toe again I thought you guys were smarter than reddit....
>>561142624HEY, GET OFF MY LAND YOU PEACEKEEPING SON OF A-
>>561142624quote from 50/50 gandhi (proverb 7)
>>561141740From that list G1 winners are:Satono Reve - 2025 Takamatsunomiya KinenPanja Tower - 2025 NHK Mile CupMama Cocha - 2023 Sprinters StakesLugal - 2024 Sprinters StakesWin Carnelian - 2025 Sprinters Stakesother notable horses:Namura Clair - G2 winner, 3 times 2nd and 3 times 3rd in G1 racesJune Blair - 2nd in 2025 Sprinters Stakes
>>561142142
>>5611423937 hours
>no more free 10 pullsuninstalling
uhhhh brokie.... that ain't pudding...
>>561142817there's one more and a second one if you're quick
>>561141557damn carnelian is still going?
>>561142142>doto is kind and would never say anything like that*Ahem*>doto bought the coffee>then accidentally opened the lid>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason>then accidentally opened the pantry and accidentally took out the sòy sauce>then accidentally spilled sòy sauce in it>then accidentally closed the lid>then accidentally gave it to opera and accidentally didn't mention ANY of this until AFTER she drank itor>doto is evil
>>561141469she's not that packed
>>561142471300+-400-400, usually does the job, most of late/end loses are because they lack power
>>561142957doto raped me last year and told me no one would believe me if i told
her head isn't that big, stop it
>>561143047and she was right
>>561143047Scarlet rapes me and everyone knows it but no one calls her evil
Increase all mob bust sizes by 5 cm
Oh neat i finally got a team let's test it out>UG umas in practice rooms
>>561142290kys
>>561142918yep, I assume they don't expect much money from breeding (if he is even going to stand stud at all), so they want to squeeze the last few ¥ from him
435423584354235843542358CM room
>>561143219My SS+ aces can beat my UG ace, it's not that bad
Still waiting for the free voucher
You guys are rolling for me right?
>>561143698mnyes
Dia is such a sex pest
>>561142471Ends and lates suck without accel skills, you will get raped by a random Dober/Flower/Fuji.I usually buy SS early if I get the hints to avoid the headaches from career.
>>561143698no
>>561143698dailies, like every other uma
>mamboooooohow about shut up and stop flatlining
>>561143698I will give you daily rolls and a ten roll so you'd better come to me or we're through.
LOVE YOUR CREEK
got Long S for the first time all week
>>561143916my pov
248732272487322724873227CM room
>>561142832
I don't get parent runs. How come you guys can get multiple 9star sparks parents in a week. I only get turf and running style sparks.
>>561144103Hehe...
>most of the way through NTR pullI don't want to spend another 7000 carats for just 5 race bonus...
>>561144103they cheat
You can lower your dia chan shilling, I was planning to pull anyway
When are we getting the Team card
>>561143698blowing my entire load
YATTA YATTAYACHATTA
>>561143846is this what sex with cats is like?
Who gets added first between Ikuno and Turbo?I wanna do a CM team with Neicha, Tannhauser and the third one whoever comes out first
>>561142440
>>561143846>>561143916sauce i beg you
Please let me impregnate Nice Nature please please please please I will take responsibility
>>561144453Regular week
>>561144495Post CM wins with her
>>561144453how do i get my barber to pull this off on me without me looking like anton chigurh
>>561144595>>561144595>>561144595
>>561144495?Natie is most likely going to be first uma to be pregnant out of all of them with how she's all over her trainer and would fold immediately
>>561144605We're on 2426 bwo
>>561144495
>>561144674>not a gif Lame
>>561144103You'll eventually get some good grandparents so getting an 8* spark isn't all that hard, but 9* ones is where you have to luckshit.
>>561144656I had that in the first draft and then the captcha failed and gave me an error and I was forced to remake it instead of just letting press the back button with what I typed saved.
Can I cope with this
>>561142615she's a mare tho
https://poal.me/9gkcpnhttps://poal.me/9gkcpnhttps://poal.me/9gkcpn
>>561145196No idea why you did BOFA instead of Maestro, but yes. You are going to get dominated in practice rooms but in actual CM you should be fine.
I'm having the SS+ highroll of a lifetime except creek isn't showing up
>>561145196Maybe?The problem with new scenarios is that I have no idea what a typical uma will look like. Its hard to say if that's good enough to make it into A finals yet.
So when is Golshi week coming back, it's been more than a year. I need more money now that borrow costs are up.
