Previous: >>561127517>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Narita Top Road (Speed), SR Admire Vega (Guts), SR Mejiro Ryan (Stamina), SR Bakushin (Power)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Smartest bakushin relative
>>561144648who? kita?
>>561144684Yeah
You guys should read Muv Luv
oissunice nature dess
Is there a bug with the Kita free pulls? I rolled once on her banner and didn't lose any carats just now. We have hidden free pulls?
>>561144887bro used tickets without noticing
>>561144684Kita is Bakushin grandson
*gives you 20 energy and 10 stats before takarazuka kinen*
>>561144864The cutest
I think I'm gonna quit this game if the threads remain this slow. I liked it here because there was a real sense of community and friendship but now barely anyone talks
>>561145103>threads remain this slowthis is a good thingalso bye
>>561145103It’s only 0730 on a Sunday. People are sleeping in
>>561145103faggot
>>561144684
>>561145103(you)
That was a good walk, I'm all sweaty>>561145103strike up a conversation and stop acting like the quiet kid enjoying the conversation in the corner
>>561145103we're not your friends
>none of the maruzensky's grandkids got sexy body?
>>561145227sexy body is not a racing gene
Digitan LOVE
>>561145103Why are you a secondary filth? Enjoy the thing for the thing, not the community or some bullshit
Can someone show me their tamamo/goldship deck and sparksI can't make for shitHelp
>>561145225But I'm your friend
>>5611453768 stam/8 pow
I enjoy this uma musume not because she is cute but because she is the fastest. If you disagree, you are gay
>>561145103>thread slows down enough to become usable>this is apparently a bad thibg
>>561145103Game is dyingWe didn't even improve in terms of playercount still at 35k retention for class 6 for an anniversary event seems anemic
>>561145376Mine
umanko
Is Junior Make Debut always the same race or does it change distances sometimes? I swear it does but I can't tell anymore
>>561145227bwo?
>>561145103We're still fast. I would prefer it if we go slower
>>561145507Forgot, sparks were 5pow/8stam/2spd.
>>561145547>swimsuit has built in panty shots >but since it’s a swim suit it technically doesn’t count as panties and is okay to look at Deviously brilliant design
>clearing old URA 3*s>notice my Maru has TTL for some reason>Turbo card borrow>somehow I finished the event chainwhat the FUCKwho the fuck gaslit me into taking Turbo
>>561145503don't you have a faster board to be on
>>561145547
Is today the last free tenner?
>>561144830>>561144942why they never interacted in the anime then like golshi and cuckqueen?
*gives you umazbekistan for FREE*
>>561145227i disagree
TT retention check, /uma/.
>>561145670Bakushin shoves her face in Kitas tits all the time tho
>>561145708i should be safe for a long time
>>561145547SHE IS RELATED TO MOMMYZENSKY??
>>561145852grandson, yes
>>561145669nyo
its horseracing peoplethey are all cousins one way or another
>>561145708
>>561145729>hentai jiji
>>561145708Surely this is enough until the next scenario
i tried my hand at JP CM after only a month of playing JPso this is what it's like to be completely mogged by whales
>>561145708Still 5.5 without updating my team. I think only class 6 scores moved up. Our promotion is still at 547k
>>561145886why they never interacted in the anime then like golshi and cuckqueen?
>bwo trust me MANT will give you great sparks even failed aces will be good parents bwo>1* guts 1* late 3 useless whites...
>>561145994probably need more than 1 month to get some kind of collection
>>561146018550k only? Damn
>>561146142You rike the 1h run?
>>561146120they did THOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJVEaQ1BibE
>>561144005oguri gamegurigame
*honks uma boobs*
>>561144726Laisu HERO!
>>561146185yeppers and I can hit 580k at most so my team will stay outdated for a long while
>>561145936Yeah, but people care much more about their parents or grandparents than some random ancestor from 500 years ago
>>561146237>one wink on a after life race that never happenedgrimi like this more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhzQ0a0GQPU
>>561145708Been slowly updating my TT, should be fine.
it is time
>>561144864>>561145021good morning mirasol
How are you feeling today?
>>561146142You need to be a lucklet on umas/cards in order to luckshit some nice MANT sparks
>>561146472Better
>>561145708cant even get any where near that score again
>>561146434I am smart FalconI am not curren
>still 2 days until I can start making aces
>>561146183well it's more like 2 months or something like that, but I think my deck is kinda respectable save for the 0lb teio
how the FUCK do I get these?
>>561146607Digitan the GOD
>double circle UraraMANT parents I KNEEL
>>561146472i want to dump this kusoge
>>561146607race during summerrun a bunch of open races, two of which are also during summer
>>561146607One career where you run mostly longs and one dirt career where you win Unicorn Stakes, Leopard Stakes and Japan Dirt Derby
>>561146607Do more Long races than Sprint/Mile/Medium
>>561146607>long racesThe most races in your run should be long>kicking up dustUnicorn Stakes, Leopard Stakes and Japan Dirt Derby
I'm literally about to start playing the game
>>561146690>Suzuka SSRThe fuck are you doing anon?
>>561144857sorry i read only medical textbooks and shitty litrpgs
Today I'll be Curren.Give me 3 Super Creek copies.
>>561146759>kicking up dust>Unicorn Stakes, Leopard Stakes and Japan Dirt Derbynta but how is someone supposed to know this without using external tools?
>>561146584>borrow is in the top left slotwhat the fuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i literally look like this right now
AAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES MY SHINKO WINDY!!!
It's so over for me. 5th pull and still no ayabe and NTR
Sick
its not nothing
NOT BAD
Friendly reminder to do the new daily race difficulties.
>>561145103Lates and Ends must go slow lest they perish my friend. Much as Fronts and Pacers must go fast lest they perish. To deny one's optimum speed is to deny himself
>>561146890there's an in-game epithet list that lists exactly that, anon
https://poal.me/9gkcpnhttps://poal.me/9gkcpnhttps://poal.me/9gkcpnhttps://poal.me/9gkcpn
oh, cool, 2 sr ryans I will never use. still no ayabes. but I won't pull additionals this banner. I'll give up on mantblazer and wait for the next scenario.
huh, did they change the daily races? why did I have to watch the race again
3LB Biko and MLB Ayabe
still not a single usable card or a single ssr from free pulls fuck my lucklet chungus life
>>561147117There's only one right answer and it's not even close
*sniffs*
damndon't trust myself to stay up this late tomorrow, I'll just finish the spark when I wake up
>Getting put at 2LB Ayabe and 3LB StinkoFinally, a day of not having a dud pull, one more day of pulls to decide how I use my 2 SR crystals.
SR rate up is such a massive lie.
>3 ssrs from the free pulls>two of them are new>non of them are evem remotely useful
T-Thanks Teio
I finally trained my first S-rank!...and now I don't know what to do. Minmaxxing everyone doesn't appeal to me because I will always be put up slightly better and slightly worse players, so competitive matches will remain the same as always. I suppose I will perfect my oshis for CMs, but that's about it.
Oh?
it's a bloodbath out there
FUCK MY CURREN CHUNGUS LIFE
Oouuugghhhhh I'm... I'M.... I'M HIIIIIIINTINGGGGG
pay2win
>>561147339WHEN THE FUCK DID THEY ADD THIS
>very hard daily racegulp
>...
>>561147396now
errrrrr is this new?
>NEW DAILY RACESMONEYYYYYYY
>very hard moonlight sho>suzuka destroys competition by 9Lnice difficulty, cyjews
>>561147432nyes
>>561147339>Very Hard>bunch of A-shittersyawn
she's trying
>>561146984did you ever get an ss horse?
Ayabe doko
>>561147542ryan dess
>very hard>it's just a bunch of A-rank umasOkay bro.
Ohhh scheisse
>>561147339AIYEEEE I LOST
>>561147603bwo...
>>561147594
MOONLIGHT SHO DEWA
>cant login>error 100nice game
>>561147603>A
>>561147603Not even an S-rank? bwo??
>>561147603Should have prayed to Shiraoki
>>561147603>A-rankOh shit nigga what are you doing.
>>561147117>I'm the only one that voted PasaThank you guys
>SSR Selector doesn't go up to NTRfuck, who do I use it on? I have creek, kitasan and finemo already, do I get a nice nature copy and slowly build her up over time?
>>561146560welcome to the 5.5 club buddy, you'll get back to class 6 next week right, right?
Is this really the kind of thing Marvelous would say?
>ends up 12th
>>561147716THE BANWAVE IS HERE
>>561147808she found you, anon, why aren't you celebrating?
>>5611475322 Kitasan
>>561147770there is no time limit so you can just hold on to it for now
>>561146560>6.21%level up your R-car->534koh...
>>561147603OB DU DUMM BIST??
>>561147324grats, TT umas are for when you don't feel like malding for aceswith S+ being accessible to everyone now's a good time to update your TT in case you haven't since launch lol
>>561147603needs more wit
Just ate a whole 8 pack of knoppers and don't feel so good anymore bwos
>>561145708still alive
Get distance'd spechud
Daily free pulls on Dia Chan when her banner starts
yay i got my first ayave
>>561147514Spe-chan is very cute
>runaway suzuka blocker in daily racesnearly cucked my falco, wtf cygames
Since when did they add a very hard mode to the daily races
>agemasen Maestrohow many white skills do I need to buy, bwos?
>>561148090since 15 minutes ago
>>561147992>willingly gorges himself on a product literally called "noppers"if i had a sad bijin image, this is where i would react with it.
>>561148019note that it's just one singular pull per day
>>561148074>being a frontniggerYou should have lost sucm.
>>561146690I wish I got mlb tachyon and windy. Fuck this game
>>5611481216-7
We pulling?
>>56114809016min ago
>day 11 of not get-OH FUCK...it's Guts Spe...AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>2lb nowSlowly getting my cope Creek of my own
>>561148019>11 pulls across as many daysCYGENEROUS
>>561148172
>5 SRs>not a single ayabeIt's one of THOSE banners, huh?
>5 sr> not a single ayabe>63 pulls>1 nrt ssr one oguri ssr, mlb ryan dogshit sr>zero nada sifir null ゼロ cero ayabefuckYOUUUUUUUUU
>>561148128>>561148213Sasuga
>and then I told him bro MANT is the most f2p friendly scenario your mlb guts ayabe will carry you
>>561148019and 1-2 10 pulls on Marvelous carrying over from part 1
Help me pick uma from the selector anontachiI have every daughter i wanted already so it's w/e
>>561148204Yeah I need ONE more SSR Fuku to MLB with selectors.
>>561148204>another two scamchai shan't.
Where's my 300 carats
holy shit
>bofa>restlesswhich one is better?
>>561148367chiyo
>>561148019what the ffuck am I supposed to do with 11 single pulls you dumb nipnigger?
Dantsu Sex
>>561148420What's bofa?
>MLB'd SR Stinko Windy from free rolls>forgot to readjust my deck
>>561148367>I have every daughter i wanted>no jordan>no curren>no kawakami>no doto
>>561148019I paid for a fuckign selector.If I get NYOpera on a free roll I'm going to have a melty.
>>561148420>bofas out of the gateheh.
bwos, do we get one more 10 roll tomorrow as well?
>>561148420Restless, it can't decide to trigger on the final straight or right out of the gate
>>561148420depends
I fucking hate Tokai Teio
>>561148463>>561148519bofa deez NUTS
>>561148547yes bwo, you should be at 50 pulls right now
We only have 2.5 gold crystals right? What the fuck they dripfeed this shit so bad
>>561148019>single>12 show it in your mothers anus cygames
zro I need my 10 roll now hwo
Is Dia in 6 hours or 30?
>>561148704fat cheeks
Time to abandon all 5 kita careers right after the first inspo!
>>561148772you can buy your whore in SEVEN (7) hours.
piss easy
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>561148917>finally 3lbgood for you anon
>>561148446Pokke would be in a suit
>>561148917You too huh?
should I just go all in on the banner hoping to luckshit another Ayabe
how many free roll days do we have left
Remember, you don't need a pull plan. Just get lucky.
>>561148826Thanks, I will get Kita's bestie at that time (neither of them are my wives or whores)
>>561149093How copies do you have? Can you just use an SR upgrade crystal?
>>561148367NY Ulala!
Even the CPU brings debuffers on medium races now.
I decided to retard roll my last spark and unjustly got this treasure. Is it a good idea to gamble my remaining 27000 carrots for last card for MLB or is it better to just use one of my two crystals and get it over with?
we both suck
>>561149168I'm at 0lb.....
I have an MLB Ardan just from the free rolls. Bitch won’t leave me alone
>use my end closer on very hard>WHEN YOU'RE BROCKED YOU'RE BROCKED >THRICEWhat an actual jobber
I love buhi daily roll
>>561149262one more 10 roll tomorrow bwojust roll it with that
>>561149262>bro wasted all his yearly luck for a dogshit support
>>561148917really pissed about getting both Kitasan (which I previously spent both my crystal and ticket on) and fucking Air Shakur, but these rolls were unironically pretty good, got a bunch of repeat SSRs too
>>561149262Use your crystal to MLB Air Shakur, duh
>>561149234that's just her card skills
When's a good time to stop farming for support points? Is 3M enough?
on the 50 gibs so far>pulled 1 NTR>windy still at 3LB (already used my uncap crystal on it)>0 Ayabe gutsit might genuinely be over
is this the move?
>>561149546they will push qol free levels TRUST
>USING CRYSTALS ON ACCELERATED PACE
Pisces cup room7452895974528959
>>561149570wait for the free selector, retard
>>561149551I also pulled 1 NTR (first day). I've pulled 3 windies on the free pulls (she was already at MLB before it started for me), and 0 ayabe gutsI wish NTR didn't immediately lose 90% of her power after this scenario. They could've weighted her stats so she didn't become worthless so quickly. I would love to have pulled for her.
>>561149570If that's Finemo or Creek, yes
>>561149570I'm retarded and forgot to screenshot NTR, but just assume it's her right above
>>561149440Tempting
>>561149685the selector is up to and not including NTR though
>>561149551>takes on average 133 pulls to get one (1) copy of NYR>get it in 50>complain
>>561148204The launch SSR scamcha got me Creek, but the half anni one got me trash. So yes I'll be rolling again
>>561149670FUCKKKK i picked the wrong list sorry redo it
>>561149670>all SSI'm ashamed to join our rooms and my club will be shamed if I join with S
>>561149756ntr won't be useful after mant and it takes longer than 4 months to get a crystal
>>561149710>>561149570surely I can make up for that race bonus with my MLB ayabe, no?
>>561149828I think most people are rolling on either Ayabe or Pasa, both of which are only around for one scenario, so it's kind of pick which scenario you want
what deck to use on mambo?
>New songs have been added to the Uma Jukebox!>The newly added songs are as follows.>Hoppity Sunny Days>Grow Up and Shine!DOKO
>>561148204The uma scamcha is pretty goodThe card one is not
>>561149703>Finemofuck offdogshit card i cant even reach SS with mlb i dumped it
>>561149670I'd join but I don't want to get dick mogged
>>561149825>pulled 1 of a card that is genuinely dogshit if not MLB and will never be of use to me unless i get 4 of her on the last free pull tomorrowwow i should be grateful!
>tfw free pulls got ntr up to lb3I know I'll be wasting my gems, would lb3 be fine as well?
>>561149324Bwo your capped power and NSM??
>>561149981>PasaI meant Tachyon
>>561149981Tachyon is still good after that scenario though.
>>561150087it's a 5 race bonus difference, I was considering spending mine to MLB too but imo its just not worth it
a cm11 lobby before i go to sleep20906765
Gold City feet in my mouth6 free rolls and I wont get the last copy I need for Nishino fuck this
>>561150035Skill issue, anonShe is very highroll dependant, which means you can waste multiple one-hour runs in TB until you get a really good one
Vodka still got it, I will get to you one day when my gutmax deck is perfectly ready
>>561149125I wasn't planning on getting Dia but god she is too cute (also getting kita doesn't feel right without Dia)
>>561150047SlutsWhoresTrampsSkanksWomen of the night
>>561150245need 3 more umas
>>561150325Exactly, they're a combo package
>>561150173Sounds good enough for me, I didn't want her and got her anyway.
>>561150325I just like Dia’s huge bouncy incredibly soft looking tits
>>561150309Danchou... What are you doing here
348424613484246134842461gogogo
>>561150325kita was freewould not have rolled otherwisedia is not free and dump and annyoing and ugly dress
>>561148826I got like seven months till I can buy mine
>>561150245thank you for joining and good night
>rebricked 30/30damn good shit
>>561150612She’s so hot
>>561150532Post the webm
>>561150289She was way better for me in Unity when I could actually get her friendship up. Nice when she works but she can be a mixed bag sometimes
Uhh, bros?..
>>561149670endbros??? What the fuck is this?
>>561150814daugherts are NOT hotthey are cute!
>>561150942>no taishinbe better next time
>got 2 ntr's for free>get smug and try to pull for max uncap>dont get a single ssr in 110 pullsoh well thats on me for actually believing i can max uncap with a single spark. i didnt learn my lesson when i needed to spark just to get my last copy of finemo still the worst gacha btw
I will not be rolling for that temptress in 6 hours. That succubus can stay far away from my precious umas.
>>561150942>that anon with full A+ teamlmao
>>561150804I'm happy for you guys. Dicksword or not, the slandering was too heavy on you, I know there are a couple nice toreinas in there.
>>561151015I-I don't have taishin...
>>561150804huh? since when?
>>561151007She’s both
MANT is so weird.It can give you a lot of S ranked umas but the process behind it is so miserably long that you feel robbed for getting something that isn't S+ and above.Also, the randomness of this scenario can be frustrating sometimesOh, you have a really good training but you got no energy or energy items? Too bad!You have a good training opportunity but its a G1? Too bad!You got no double rainbows after three whistles? Fuck yourself!It doesn't help that the gains from racing are also random, sometimes you just get too much speed or power so you are forced to pray to bounce back those stats somehow. Also crafting your decks around Race bonus is so limiting, I don't want to spend ten minutes planning just to get an average run where no good training happens when you want them to. Call it IQ gap but its just draining.I'm thinking that the true item tierlist isMegaphones, energy items, whistles, ankles, stat items, cleat hammers
>>561151110learn to read migger >>561149854
>>561150929MatikanetannWHOREser
>event chains do not finish>randomly lose single important race for no reason at all>no recovery items in the shop>assaulted by mood downs and no cupcakes in the shop>races exclusively up guts stat>beat a rival, get +1 Restart/Soft step/Medium straightaways/other useless clueFuck this fucking shit
>>561150942>only making A+ teams on MANTbwo...
>>561151248>sometimes you just get too much speed or powerI fucking wishIt's always guts and maybe stamina
>>561150612we are waiting faggots
>>561151248you also lose races to inferior umas due to the game not being designed aroud 18 gates and burn through clocks in the process
>>561151371those are unity aces, give anon a break
I NEED TO IMPREGNATE BOURBON AHHH BREED BREED BREED FUCK FUCK FUCK SEX SEX SEX CUM CUM CUM IN IN IN HER HER HER WOMB WOMB FUCKING WOMB!!!!!!!!!!! BIG BOUNCY ROBO TITS AHHHHH
>>561146607I just did a modified med long lap"schedule for long climax, if you want long climaxtancho (sep 1),kikuka (oct 2),copa argentina over QE II (nov 1),stayer stakes (dec 1),arima (dec 2),diamond stake (feb 2),hanshin daishoten over osaka hai/takamatsu (mar 2),tenno spring (april 2),meguro kinen (may 2),tancho stakes (sep 1),copa argentina (nov 1),stayer stakes (dec 1),arima (dec 2)"
>>561151308you rike the 1h run? wanna do another run?
561151475seanigger hours
>>561150612I somehow pressed spectate instead of joiningI may be retarded
>>561151385The amount of times I get to climax with more than 1150 speed is ridiculous sometimes, I wish that those bonuses just go to stamina or wit where I need them>>561151413Oh yeah, the clocks, I already burnt like 150 of them, I'm just going to try twice on the first G1 I lose and if I lose another G1 afterwards I'm quitting the run
Foot Pisces room rematch2585955425859554
Didn't get a single rainbow during the Climax turns. This could've easily capped all Speed Power and Guts..
>>561151398It says ready to race... With 6/9...
>>561151508I will give Teio another bun in her oven
>>561151578Yum
i’m so bored of mant
>>561151527I hate this uma
>>561151669me too
>>561151578Of course my maestro doesn't proc...
nobody actually dislikes meisho dotoshe is our lovable goof
LMAO
where is my free selector
What’s a good target with for an evil nature for the cm
pull is from a couple days ago but i need to post it here, this shit is ridiculous
Is this the last 10 roll for the ayabe banner?
Vega is pure sex
>everyone said that ssr ayabe is shit>now everyone is borrowing heri am nooooooticingggg
>>561151863I wish I was Meisho Doto so I could play with my giant tits and masturbate with giant dildos
waow big numbers
>>561151976>everyone said that ssr ayabe is shitThis never happened.
>>561152007>4 guts 2 witI really don't like building guts, but this looks fun
>>561151007I like how their ears flop
>>561152007retardbro, youre supposed to do 3 gut, 1speed, 2 wit, now your gut is capped but your speed definitely wont reach 1200
>overcapped speed by first TS race again>everyone pretends they're guts supports in the last turns againThe triple digits please me so I will forgive Cygames just this once. Rice Shower was entry number 17 in their last race...
Uhh bwos? Where is Matikanefukukitaru?
>>561152071>200 guts lead on a speed bonus uma
>>561150942>riko falls off after unityLmoaaa
>>561151976I would borrow it too if I had creek and fine motion
>>561152243with me giving me head
>>561152071how do you know its 2 wit?
>>561152317Marvelous is on guts, and there's a rainbow on wit
>>561152243....You just noticed?Mambo killed her
>>561151976Who said that? it was on the kita banner so with good luck you get it mlb then use it for ends it's biggest issue is the sr guts card being more overall useful
>>561152249fun but even more tedious and rngespecially because you have to have good sparks and horses with growth rate in speed and power to begin with
>>561152317wit rainbow...
>>561152317>Marvelous wit on guts training>Visible rainbow on wit
>>561152243She is with me and we are doing some "lucky stretches"
>>561152243maya relevant!!!
Brian took my SS cherry...
>>561152421or you could just add a speed card
>>561152243No Daiwa or Vodka, its over.
How much wit should I have for an evil nature
>>561152317bro has 0 deduction skills
>>561152547very suspicious what are they up to
This skill any good?
>>561152608gay sex
>>561152527You're marked...
>>561152317
>>561151578results>>561151847my maestro didn't even show up in the run bwo...
>>561152650Its gold so it must be good
>>561152465This is the power of Sakura Laurel
>>561152650no, it tends to proc when your uma is still accelerating meaning the target speed boost does nothinghowever, this skill gets buffed later to also give slight accel which makes it decent
>>561152650Not really. I sometimes buy the white if I have nothing else
Sorry danchud I'm not playing until the free selector event.
>>561152243Laurel....
>>561152243Sunday, Laurel and NTR are in this image yet so far away
i miss getting it's on for free...my mid game...
>>561152903no mid game, no mid life
>>561152903Your Fast & Furious? Your Daring Strike?
Who is Mr. Tanuki? What even is a Tanuki? You certainly don't know.Does Tracen know Doto has a pet?
>>561152781your daily missions doto...
>>561153048Raccoon dog
I'm literally 5 pulls away from pity 3LB TopRo surely reading all the character stories and finishing my dalies will get me enough carats right?
>>561153048Now that I think about it that Tanuki is like a pet already for Doto except it still lives in the wild
>>561153048these are Tanukis (racoon dogs)
>>561153048They don't even know about Mambo
>>561153351Fuku's secret roommate...
>pick up A&S as a joke early in career>highrollsMY 160 POINTS...
When is Golshi week coming back, it's been more than a year. I need more money now that borrow costs are up.
I will NOT pull for Satono Diamond. I will, however, jerk off to her.
How much wit for evil nature
>>561153451All of it
Anyone else run Wakagoma just to bully Teio?
OKay but I really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really relaly really really relaly really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>561153235what the fuck kind of chimaera is that? you made it up.
a lot of my clubdacchis are doing their dailies in unity...
>>561153652I was already beating her ass with NN with her gold debuff
>>561153767There's no worse fate than replaying UnityNo like reallyYou either do URA or MANTGoing back to THAT is crazy
>no one is requesting shoes>2 people not logging in anymore>rank going down steadily>no one spams urara during reset anymorea-any A+ clubs recruiting soon?
no hats in 50 runs and now I get 2 of them
>>561153917?you dont really care about the team races if they're just doing it for dailies, they can be done in like 15 minutes
>>561153942Mambro...
>>561153942I want to join Uma&Co next month personally
>>561153942Autis/uma/ bwo...
>>561153942Rebrickedbro...
>>561153942autisuma bwo...
>free SSR selector missionsuuh.. can I slot in shitter umas temporarily to get 5 wins in dirt? I've completely neglected my dirt TT umas
>>561152903
>>561154169or maybe just pick the bottom opponent
>>561153942Just be glad you're willing and able be in and help a club
>>561153917I agree with this anon, if you care about time, then you'd rather be playing URA, why go back to Unity
>>561154169>check upcoming missions just in case>all of them can be done in 3 or so careersnice
>>561154106>>561154160Hey the rest may be true but Urara spamming is very much alive
people bitch about building for long being bad but medium is the true killerwhat do you do? go 2 stamina and end up with a bunch of useless stats? go 2 guts and end up dying to anything above 2000 meters? it's the awkward middle ground, no pun intended
>>561154027I let you know that MAMBO IS ALIVE AND WELL
>>561154106>>561154160The first to be disbanded
Is there a worse feeling than when the servers shit the bed after you clockmakes me want to throw my phone at the fucking wall
>>561148204always
>>561154012it's longer than URA for no benefit.
I've gotten nothing useful off the card freebies. I went in expecting this but I am still dissapointed.
>>561154382Are you retarded?
>>561153917True I just let sweepy do a fan run in URA and then I manual MANT a couple times
I'm not past junior year in Kita's career, but I can already feel like it's one of those stories that just sucks off one of the year 1 umas (Teio, in this case)
>>561154225when I mean completely neglected I mean completely neglected...
>>561154446Same, I got one SSR Teio (now LB1) and 2 SR Ayabe. Not great!
>>561151413the game is designed around 18 gatesthe game is random
>>561154390>AND WELL
Where?!?!! Why do they hate me?!?!
>zero Vegas>zero NTRs>in fact, zero of the rateup cards what so everIt's going to be ugly tomorrow, isn't it? Goodbye wallet...
>>561153942try dacchis or suffer getting poached by the s rank fags in a couple weeks
>>561154675AT LEAST WE WILL LIVE
there is that one anon who keeps posting this shit about how target speed buffs are useless when you are acceleratingevery time that nigga posts, i think "can he even count in his head"
>>561154675hehe 420
team Sirius card looks pretty good ngl, more worth it than THRONE desu. maybe witGOD is into something
>>561154560>I've gotten nothing useful>Same, I got ... 2 SR Ayabe.How about you conserve oxygen and stop breathing?
>>561154675A+ at the end of the month, as per usual
>still 0 Ayabes>work 10 hours Monday so will probably miss the last free pulls on NTR banner by the time I get homeHow badly will I be fucked if I miss out on Ayabe? Gutsmaxxing can't be that good...
>>561154715Change your homescreen charactersIf they are a side character in a conversation it won't show up
>>561154779Explain what target speed buffs do during the acceleration phase.
>>561154675420 TRACKBLAZE IT
>i'll try to train more during junior year this time, so I can rainbow during summer>store forces me to lock in and race
>>561154804Even if I were to upgrade it with what I have now, I would still need two more crystals. Both not worth and unobtainable in the near future. Considering this is the best scenario for it as well it's nothing to celebrate
Finally something usable, lowrolls almost made me go back into parent farming
happy Marvelous Sunday
>>561154840if it makes you feel any better, I got a copy
>>561144595cute art>biwa being an annoying player arguing about rules minutiae and why they should actually have a +7 on the roll and not a +6
>>561154753dacchis is full every month though
>>561154929if you can't mile you are glue
i HATE teio and her stupid voice
>>561154881you keep using the word "phase"I doesn't mean what you think it means
>>561154840>>work 10 hours Monday so will probably miss the last free pulls on NTR banner by the time I get homeYou work on an oil rig or something? Just do your pulls on the shitter
>>561155068hey, how about you answer the question instead of trying to dodge it with semantics?
>>561155158it is not semanticsnobody ever talks to you because keep talking in fantasy terms that are not tied to actual game mechanics
>>561155063No you don't
>>561155017>he missed when they went 29/30 for an entire monthSome things in life don't come back, anon...
>>561155158semitic? oy vey!!
>>561155203NTA but why aren't target speed buffs useless while you are accelerating?
>>561155063MACHICO LOVE
>>561155203You are talking to multiple people. That still isn’t an explanation. Explain what you think happens when you increase target speed while still accelerating.
>>561155203what do target speed buffs (which increase the upper limit of your speed) do while you are accelerating (not at the upper limit of your speed)?
AlmondLove passed Autis/uma/
>base mayano get NSM>wedding mayano gets swinging maestro >even halloween mayano gets groundwork and decent accel skillsHow does she do it...
>>561154849Everyone is random except for Fuku, who I begrudgingly released for Jordan. I highly doubt any of those lasses would want to hang with this burger vacuum.
bwis, this is gonna be the first time in a while that i'll be seriously pulling for an uma. last time, it was for wedding groove and mummy creek, but i ended up getting spooked by umas i didn't wanti didn't have enough carats to spark back then, but i do now.still, i'm kinda scared that i'll have to use all 200 again and have to forego cheerleader kingu next month
>>561155498I love this image
>>561155336>>561155430wait, is the insinuation that because part of the skill duration might be "wasted" temporarily, you think it is overall worthless
>>561155519BUT SHE STILL DOESN'T HAVE HER OWN ANIME
>>561155519sex
>>561155519She's too sexy that's how
>>561155639Shiaroki sama, if you hear us, show this anon a sign.
>>561155519>mayano hit her alt limit alreadyits mayanover
>>561155519Yet she still doesn't win in CMs
>>561155639Good luck bwoRemember that anything around 80~120 rolls is average luck
>>561155498MANT killed Autis/uma/...
>>561155747She has spoken, no 200 pulls needed
>>561155639I hope you are forced to spark
I got absolutely nothing from the free rolls so it's now selector time.Who gets it, anons? I was thinking Fuku-chan
any club drop to B+ yet?
Rebricked is full!
>>561156010Hmmmmmmmm NN seems better
>>561156010>I was thinking Fuku-chanNo no no NO!Do Creek please, she's amazing at mlb, and she will always have use (granted you're using power sparks, which you should be)Please please do Creek
Would you have comfort sex with your umamusumes?
I've budgeted out assuming spark needed for Dia, but I hope I get lucky on her before then. If I get her quick I can justify maybe pulling on something like CB Wit down the line. Maybe. >>561156010I'm using Fuku at 3lb till the free selector gets her to MLB. 5rb not too bad
>>561155760SOVL award won
>>561154382Go 2 guts and inherit stam, should get you to 800 which is fine.
If you had 3LB NTR from the free rolls would you start spending carats to try to MLB?(No Mati but I have MLB Kita)
>>561156110>have sex with Rudolf after she won the triple crown >has a mental breakdown >rapes me>gets second in arima kinen >crashes out >rapes me again My trainer rights….
>>561156248Only if you REALLY need the RB
>Rebricked recruiting from discordGrim
what cancer mechanic does grand live have?
>>561156264Trainers dont have rights.
>>561152243why is chiyo in last place
>mile race 1>against Pearl>mile race 2>against Nishino>tfwstill won though
>>561156337falco as the scenario character
>>561152243ummmmmmmm goldshi bros?
New scenarios always remind me of Touhou with how every game has a new mechanic, takes me back to 2021
>>561156010you can at least cope with 3LB creek, 2LB fuku is literally completely worthless
>>561156458
TEIO THATS NOT HONEYADE THATS MY PISS JUG>*glug glug glug*
Should I take nimble navigator as front runner this CM?
>>561156567who shot johnny
>>561156579this but my balls
>>561156643doto
>>561156639If you can, totally! My Kita has it and it activates a decent amount of times. Usually cheap as well
>3lb card that I've been constantly borrowingw-what do I borrow now
>>561156639nyes
>>561156579
>>561155063Machico is the best and I won't hear any talk otherwise
>>561156692
7 GW*, too bad for the very mixed pinks but could be good for some MANT umas
This is you and which Uma? Are you an Oguri or a Tamamo?
>>561156836Bricked ass blues
So, is she used after MANT?
>>561156836That's good for training a medium TT uma
>>561156878I think you should eat your vegetables
>>561156883No other SR worth using crystal after her.
>>561156883No
What's better for MANT, Kita+NTR or NTR+Fuku?I like Kitasan but the 30 all stats is extremely good for Junior Year.
>>5611563375 difference currencie you have to gather in equal amounts to buy all songs available before the biyearly event or your run is bricked, each one corresponding to all 5 training facilities so you end up with an unbalanced amount of speed and wit music notesliterally impossible to do without Light Hello SSR, meaning you either roll or have the borrow slot occupied for the next 4 months
I got the ssr voucher thing and with it comes 1500 caratsshould I blow it on the paid carat scout?
>>561157069High rolling
>>561157105yes
>>561157069Will those be your only 2 speed cards? For a 20% growther NTR+Fuku can work, otherwise it's too much of a gamble
>>561157105No. There's another scamcha coming out soon you can spend those on.
>>561157137Which one?
>>561157069you ditch NTR and Fuku and use Biko + Kita instead
>>561157105SSR scamcha is a total waste3* scamcha is okay if you don't have many 3*s already (otherwise high chance of dupe)would probably be better to hoard paid carats for step up banners starting in another year (3rd anniversary)
>>561157264>would probably be better to hoard paid carats for step up banners starting in another year (3rd anniversary)That sounds like a pretty gud plan
>>561157264>step up bannersWhat are those?
>>561157264>Just wait another 2x the game's current lifespan anon, surely it'll still be around by thenI'm pulling NYOW
>>561157264my brother in christ we are still in year 1
>>561157363bigger scams
>>561157225https://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/info_detail?id=657&p=4I am pretty sure there's a typo and the scamcha releases in 4-5 hours.
>>561157264>>561157375They need to bring them here earlier.The marketing and promotion for this game is 3 years behind the current trend.
>>561157375the anniversary just happened retardwe're in year 2 now
>>561157480what typo? it will release at 2200 utc like it always does
>>561157375das crazy
should I just go ahead and use my gold crystals to limit break Shinko Windy? or is there another card I should be saving them for?
While you all are struggling to create your longslop aces, *I* will be making waffles
>>561157363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KI1u6pC4MY
>>561157480I love scamchas!
>>561157613this is the last scenario you will use SRs on
>>561157264>just wait 18 months gwoi dont even know if I'll be playing this game by then
>>561157363you create a wishlist of 10 trainees or cards and do five 10-pulls with paid carats. The first two are just at a discount, the third and fourth have a guaranteed 3*/SSR from your wishlist, then the last pull lets you pick whatever you want. Best use of paid carats by far.
>>561157631what is it about teio that makes her so rapeable?
>Doto-san, don't scratch your butt there, or you'll break the gate...https://x.com/Kalyosha_kemgam/status/2035546170970477031
>>56115736350 pulls for 5k caratspick 10 to target (one banner for cards, one for umas)guaranteed at least two random and one selectable from the pool>>561157375do the math, if you get the daily carat pack and 20 USD selector tickets religiously that's still only enough to complete like two step up banners/year
umaginamanko
>>561157561I thought more of the announcements said 3/23 but I read wrong.
Scenario progress check>Still haven't cleared Aoharu
I'm trying to make an ace with admire vega is it even worth trying ?
>>561157702dotos fat fucking ass breaking the chair when she sits down in the cafeteria
>>561157657>this is the last scenario you will use SRs onmy f2poor ass disagree
>>561152243I dunno but Oguri is 4 lengths in front of Kita
>>561157631this doesn't even sound like teio desu
glue?the bonds are not rising with guts umas
>>561157851rephrasingthis is the last time you will pull SRs you will use
>>561157702Because irl Doto loves butt scratches, does this mean Uma Doto loves anal? Can we correlate habits of the Uma’s irl counterparts?
>>561157661>>561157707I want that NOW. Cygames had better give me the step up banner or else.
>>561157702reminder that all this is an elaborate ploy to get the opera o man to scratch his butt so that he can "accidentally" kill him with a "reflex" kick
>>561157613If you aren't able to use it on Vega Windy is the next best one.
>>561157809of courseit's called make a new trainee for a reason
>>561157809She's doing great for me, so yes
>>561157778
doto WILL survive until his 30th birthday 3 days from now
>>561158007What're you using for supports?
>>561157778clearing aoharu is impossible since you need to draw the later rounds and good luck with that
>>561157778Aoharu is impossible to clear. You need to Draw with Riko..
>>561157707>daily carat pack and 20 USD selector ticketswow that's like $200
>>561157940I wouldn't be able to lb Vega, since I only have one copy. Is Vega really worth running in a normal deck if I'm not going guts build?
>>561157809I won’t lie to you anon; unless you have the cards to grant both NSM and spurt (if you’re not sparking or luck rolling via Director) it’s gonna be tough. If you do want to make her an ace, I recommend getting Behold thine emperor skill to help her out in the careers
What if I raped the shit out of Teio?
>>561157778>same TB events as >>561158037
>>561157264>wait 2 years to spend an amount of carats you can earn in a weekWhat kind of mental illness is this?
where are the selector missions?
>>561158159get in line pal
>>561158218PAID carats retard
is we getting any more anniversery rolls
>>561158247>wait 2 years to spend an amount of paid carats that is equal to 1 hour of laborEven bigger mental illness
>>561158084Manhattan is a cope card for the 50 RB. 18* Power
>>561158247pretty sure it's a "everyone can make more disposable income on demand" poster
>>561158349if you have money to burn then you wouldn't hesitate to pull every paid banner in the first place so you're not the target audience of this discussion
>>561158383It's called a job nigger
>>561157363scams, best way to spend your money always is paying 15-20 bucks for a character/weapon/summon/support whatever you call it of your choosing, which is why they are always available only once or twice a year
45872647CM Lobby
>>561157631God I love Machico https://youtu.be/qhIHP22TKG8>>561157872She's umazing
>>561158329yesone last tennerand then some singles
>>561158561not sure you understand what _disposable_ income meanspeople with real full-time jobs can't just make more money appear on demand
autisuma bros, after it was revealed that we have a spy amogus, our spirit is not the same anymore. How do we stop the drift towards B+?
well, what if I raped oguri then
>>561157363it's a scamcha but you have to buy it 5 times LMAO
>>561157778Surprised I still have tuberculosis events left
>>561158719she allow it
>>561157702 Fence you say
>>561158079
>>561157916Uma Doto just likes butt scratches
Oguri would let you rape her if you paid for her food after.
>>561156639it only works on kitasan since she can trigger her ult in second place, would insta kill vbourbon if it triggershowever, if the 1st position is also another kitasan, then you may get left behind upon entering late race . you also only got 1 target to trigger it so it's less consistent than endclosers
>>561158719I don't believe you. Nobody would ever rape such an unsexy uma.
>>561158880the demon eye... he's ready to unleash its power!
Best clubBest cult
>>561158961how many carrots for bearing my child?
>>561158716Merge. Now
>>561159112two A+ clubs will be merging next month
>>561159063I'm switching back to Orange wife again, after the Mambo banner ends btw. I can finally use Fuku armor instead of OG.
>>561158716i dont carerebricked is full now :)go away
>>561159063uhhhh I need uhhh a Mambocake
>>561159063does it cost anything to change name? any restrictions like unique name or cant do it too often?
>>561159172this is rape
>new songs added to jukebox>look in jukebok>they aren't thereNICE FUCKING JOB CYJEW
>>561159172Cygames are cowards. The umas should have been big.
this can proc groundwork with just 2 greens or rng proc?
>>561158716we've stabilized in the 600s though, bwoalso i think theres more than one spy
>the Director gives you skills based on running style used and the track length your trainee ran onpace Tamamo it is, then...
>>561158613results
>>561157778In the same boat
>>561159260no, you can switch around all you want
>>561159260It's a JP gacha game. They usually freely allow you to change it unlimited times
>>561157702>>561157916
nugget uma when?
well I just realized that uhhhI fucking SUCK
>>561159347yes it can and it's RNG, you have to pass the skill check for it, and then groundwork itself too if you have 2 greens onlythrow in Focus for extra cope chance in case it fails
ive finally learned how to make ends for piscesis there time left to learn how to make fronts?someone give me a qrd
>>561159359ryanbro you're the only trustworthy autisanon, if somehow you are the spy I will kill myself
>>561159438
>>561159347golds count as 2 skills bro, not even joking
how the fuck do you even unlock these?
>>561159370i thought ayabe was shit????
>>561159439Why?
>>561157916yes
>>561157778aoharu is retarded since the scenarios want you to somehow win, lose, and draw in the team races
>>561159540>someone give me a qrdYou want to inherit Kitasan and NYOpera unique, if your front is missing one of these it's a brick. Everything else is the same, groundwork and all that
>>561159546nyope not a spy, just been busy playing death stranding 2 so only doing 1-3 runs a day since thursday
>card didn't give spurt>grandparent spark didn't give spurt>akikawa and dumbass face didn't give spurtBack to the mines
>>561159578you heard it wrong, Ayabe is the shit
How did the game know I'm straightaway spurting inside Sweepy?!
>>5611595782nd place is shit bwo
>>561159604You could have posted good ai art instead of this horrible dogshit. Kys.Imaginge saving this dogshit on your computer.
>>561159548
>>561159578To be fair there were 6 fronts in that lobby, and only the top 2 make it out alive
>>561159565ok if I get a bad run with just 2 greens, with early/taking lead, dodging danger and focus I can gamble it right?
>>561159706are you mad?
Are the free rolls over? Dunno if I should wait before uncapping Ayabe or Shinko Windy with the gold crystals.
>>561159370post ayabe build cards umanko
>>561159578She is
>>561159770>>561159706>>561159604
>>561157069Kita+Fuku
>>561159895
t-thanks
>>561159572Top 3 involve getting a draw in later rounds (basically impossible). Last one I got no clue.
>tenno sho>800 stamina>job>tazuna: you need more stamina>clock>You lying green whore
I don't have the replay to check but it's this >>561158357 Ayabe
>>561159578well i dont see her winning lmao
>>561159968
>>561159968who is more ugylshark or ryan
Have you had the talk?
>>561159989She got rushed, so technically not lying
If I am building a front, but don't get groundwork proc, Can I cope with bazillons of skills?
>>561159760I have never tested if dodging danger counts but yes, taking the lead + focus + 1 or 2 greens is enough if you pass all the wit checks
>just saw 1200 wit XOGuri steals victory cheer from 2 kitasans and wonTempting to build one now...
>>561159803>>561159998
>>561160012Air Shakur and it's not even close
>>561160063Yes, but try to have 1k wit minimum to avoid whiffing
>>561159565
>>561160012both are cute
>>561158357>Ayabe is good bwo>Look inside>BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIImany such cases
Do we train cafe debuffers in unity still?
>>561160272nyo
>>561160313buy an ad
>part 3 is in 28 hourssigh... i thought i could start ace farming today
> another cm i will be utterly raped
>>561160249>obligatory kita>obligatory fine>obligatory creek>shinko windy can replace bakushin>somehow buhi
The mood down check for having 0 energy is after or before picking post race thing?
>>561160272cafe is mega shit rnt. i am training cafe
>>561160432before
>>561160070>>561159760ANY skill that procs in the early race counts towards groundwork. I have had straightaway adept and front straights proc groundwork because they happened to activate out the gate. Everyone picks greens because of their consistency but any skill will do.
CM Lobby 80237792
>>561160313perfect what? you can tell whoever made this video is brown as fuck
>>561160425
>>561160425where can i redeem my obligatory fine and creek saar
>>561160529I'd join but I don't join lobbies where everyone has a bigger dick than mine
1 week left before the raping begins
>>561160012Ryan, fairly easily. Ryan's hair is disqualification from being human. Or uma. Whatever. It's the ugliest hairstyle I've ever seen on a female. Shark isn't attractive, but there's something you can salvage there, KIND of. Ryan is a lost cause.
>already drop out 2 career bc sub 400 speed after summer
>>561160529>still whiffing RestlessFUCK THIS SKILLLLLLLLLLL
>kita event didn't proc PoCGlue?
>>561160804guess you could say your trainee got... restless
>>561160804bwo... you need 2 fronts if you're bringing kitasan negro
>>561160893Curvature is really good but you can make up for it. If you ran out of good things to buy, then probably glue.
this is probably the worst 1st shop I've seen yet
>>561158716What if the spies are the ones actually playing?
>>561161084What do you meanThat's how my runs start
>>561160962The finals will have another front anyway, and I don't want to risk griefing my own Kita-chan in that case
>>56116108410 whole power
CM lobby28450097
Are we already picking leagues for CM in 4 hours?
Was today the last free pull on NTR's banner?
So...I should reset it and try as pace right?
>>561161256king halo's tits aren't that small
>>561161229>7/9
>>561161286suzuka does NOT look like that
>>561161229>some fag joined with one uma
>an entire run without the tea>turned to an obvious sub 18k glueI'm fucking tired bros
>>561161169>The finals will have another front
>>561161256Grass and Spe is so sexy>>561161331Yes
>>561161256sex halo
Does using a VPN to get JPY prices instead of dollars work for the webstore?
>>561161331Never do that race as front.
>>561161374Your uma WILL be big
>>561161352proof?
>>561161364>>561161376butthurt lmao
>>561161424You'll get your account suspended or have some of its functions disabled
>>561161286I think we get 120 rolls total so one more tomorrow
>>561161331No. It'll give you useless pace hints if you swap.
>>561161229CM lobby remake because of a retard 84902598
>>561161384>the pigger oinker style will totally NOT be usedYeeeep
>>561160529The winners! Pretty much End city here
>>561161331run in positions that have the highest uma count, which is almost always pace. u are going to duel as soon as possible in that cursed track. it's not worth malding just for 1 front skill hint
>>561161480Give me the big umas.
>/uma/ is filled with piggies and doxxersthis is why public rooms are better
>>561161607
>>561161514I FORGOT TO PUT IN BRIAN
>>561161679is this your first day in the thread?
>>561161704
>>561161726You can fix your mistake77109641
>>561161743TL Note:>ぶひぶひぶひ?
>>561161679No one is doxxing retard
>>561161679I enjoyed /v/ rooms a lot more, had a lot of funny thread commentary tooShame the meidos went scorched-earth on uma, I really miss those threads
>>561161891They just died. Again.
>>561161480I like big umas
I don't mind ultra-tall umas (or super tall/semi-giant women) in general, but my limit is the ability to have sexif they reach a size where a well-hung human male couldn't really reach inside for sex, then that's too big. Not a fan of full-on giantess
>the Seiun Sky card can fail to give you Escape Artistbruh
>>561161679The public rooms also have piggies though, in fact they're more common there than here.
>>561162019>but my limit is the ability to have sexkek
>>561161814FRONTGODS WHAT IS THIS...
>>561162027its such a shame because that card would have been so god-tier if it didnt have agemasen shit
>>561157841giwtwm
>>561161679>join public room>UG1 supreme buhi overlord with the VF faggot tag in his nameexplain how this is supposed to be better
>>561161814>6 frontsBros...90402353
>Sunbeam Cheer playing in lobby>requested by top 2 earner who's leaving next month
>>561162220>second at 6 Ljesus christ everyone fucking died there
>>561157919Brat Rape (Brape) Day
>>561162019Size doesn't matter
>Failed a +50 speed on 9%
>>561162201Piggies in pubs don't post here pretending to be f2poors at least
>>561162426Your +20 drink bwo?
>>561159042I thought it was called the dictus eye?
I'M ULTING!!!!!
HOLY SHIT, fucking finallyNew buttons to click!
>>561162019>he doesn't like the idea of taking down a raid boss of a woman with your dick
They should increase the cleat tickets to 5 instead of just 1 per month
>my highest digit nature isn’t good Back to the drawing board
>>561162220I thought lates were dead, post that Brian immediately
>>561162451NTA but the buhis here are pretty transparent about it, none of them pretend
>>561162553>>561162553>>561162553
So Cygames release the Kitasan and Satono Diamond banners right next to each other, but they release Ayabe and then make us wait a year until NTR? This is an outrage.
>>561162451???Literally everyone here says they are:>white (like PALE white)>from the USA midwest>is between 30-50 years old>has strong christian conservative beliefs>is f2p btw
>>561162659>>561162659>>561162659
>>561162630>>561160425
>>561162201>UG1 supreme buhiyou have not witnessed TRUE buhi
>>561162569
>>561160531it's a fat neck beard I'm not racist enough to know his ethic makeup
>>561162651that has been the formula for uma forever retard, anyone with a ""meta"" support card gets released at least a year latersame thing with almond eye, same thing for miss cygames herself
>>561162636>>561162691
>>561162495these are permanent, yeah? how much more income do we expect daily from this, it should be a permanent buff yeah?
>>561162719Fair enough, my bad
>>561162884you could do one and some basic maths and have your answer
>>561162851Fuku thread is with correct thread number. Our baker forgot to update our subject to 2426 this thread
>>561162808There's hope for me
>>561162828Ah yes, of course, because the meta Ayabe SR support card came out a year ago. RETARD.
>>561162935sure if I was at my pc instead of browsing the thread on my phone. I'm a uma player but I don't play that shit at work.
>>561159785they end tomorrow. Wait till then, you might get lucky (you won't. I didn't. I won't)
>>561162691Stop giving Stego tits.
>>561163003we were talking about THE UMA YOU LITERALLY POSTED WITH YOUR IMAGE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>561161286
4 hours until I fail to get Dia-chan.
What's the line between a Global and JP Uma?Can I talk about card only umamusume like Shakur and Pearl without being directed to the JP general?
>>561163173>ESL fails reading comprehensionHoly retard.
>>561160893>>561160745can we all agree mant is dogshit?can you reach ss on unity?
Pisces room3994818239948182
finally took out the trash that was starting to fester and make me feel nauseated all day since it was sitting there for almost a monthuma for me?
>>561172679Teio
