>>561142891>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
*FARTS LOUDLY*
*farts sneakily*
Can you stop being like that for 5 minutes.
Shota just needs to hold on to this dealer seat for approximately 100 more renchans and we still qualify sakurabros
Pedophilia is a mental illness in the same way jaywalking is a crime.
I am continuing my thread vacation.
>>561238357GIGA MEGA CUTE
>>561237648>ESLs making fun of an unlucky Xenia is a canon part of her storyCatfood really does read this thread, huh?
>>561238552t. didn't read her story
>>561238423kaavi and yuzu right before unyuuu tiem captured. circa 2023
HON-
KAN
>>561239039repomeidos strong together!
>tackyzawa
nice riichi takizawa
ABK
>>561238552mmm food
>not sucky
Where can I get a compass like that?
another of my loli of the week submissions has been uploaded
>>561239950ebay
>>561237456Good OP
Thanks for reminding me to do the wwyd
>>561237671You were in-game friends with the Norwegian serial killer?
>>561224816This was on mobile with sloppa art and it died when the dev had to spend a couple months fixing bugs. It's kind of fun though
>>561240253Technically it was mass murder, not serial killing.
>>561240054You're the only one who submits them
>>561240414If he killed people one after another then it's serial killing. Mass killing implies the kills were perpetrated at the same time by an explosion or other mass destruction devices.
Majsoul Friends Room 97916(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=97916one game for all the marbles
>>561240667nyaruhodo
>>5612406892/4
>>561240689i can feel the rigging getting tense, i am not sure what can happen with a lineup like this.
>>561240689this is a nice ojiisan room
>>561240689started
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/3492336/98c28b7302/
>>561241607Already favorited
>>561241607Do mothers really?
Tick-tock.https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.16800
>>561241887based mother
>>561241969Forget
>>561241607Super messed up (still favorited)
>>561241607Don't open the link, it's a trap. I can hear a car pulling into my driveway, it's over for me
>>561241607I like loli doujins where the loli enjoys it or is the one going after guys. Abuse is kind of cringe...
It's not a loli, it's a child. Almost a toddler.Cringe
>>561240997cinema
>>561240689ggrigged game
This general is den of roaches and vermins hiding behind a facade of cute emotes.
>>561240689>double houteikino, thanks for the game
>>561240689thanks for the laugh bros, time for work
>>561243112
>>561242774>>561240689that is literally the most rigged game i have ever seen.>turn 3 double ippatsu>double houtei gyakuten
>>561239039Why would you even drop the pei here???also>jade room
>>561243271what were the odds
>>561243271muh tanyao
>>561243158Try fatter, uglier, balding and of the opposite sex.
>>561243271She's a gambling addict
>>561243494>She
>>561243429Oi mate what did I ever do to you
>>561243429hey, how did you know?
It is time. Time to do dumbbell curls.
If you can perceive that a hand will never complete within the bounds of a normal round of mahjong, then you should fold from turn 0. This is an example of a doomed hand. You might think this hand looks perfectly reasonable and you should push, but you should begin to fold from the very first tile.If you can't perceive a doomed hand, then you will only open yourself up to despair.
>>561244195
>>561244195i really can't take your opinion seriously if you use indexed tilesi'm not even gonna look at this hand
>>561244195I see sanshoku chanta
doko
>>561244195retard.just kill a penchan and your hand will fix itself in 5 turns.
>>561244298samepossibly junchan even, i'd cut 4p at first to see if i get another 3zthis hand is not so bad
>>561244195easiest chanta of my lifeaverage difficulty sanshokudifficult chinitsu may need to call a lot
>redditor gets told/mjg/ is healing
>>561244298>>561244496>>561244510i really can't take your opinion seriously if you chase chanta/junchan/san shokui'm not even gonna look at your replies.
>>561244195These are precisely the best hands in mahjong. Any adept can easily turn a 1 shanten mentanpin haipai into a mangan, but with hands like these your creativity and tenaciousness will win the day. What I'm saying is, don't give up on your hands. If your family or friends were going through rough times, you'd help them. If you are a good, upright human being your mahjong has to reflect it. If you're the type of guy who'd abandon a friend when they're in need, yeah, you can give up and fold from the beginning, but it shows your crookedness as a human being. If you're not upright your mahjong won't be upright and you'll never become a truly strong player.
>>561244713I don't chase them, I merely allow them to flow into my hand.
>>561244195You could have used a better example. You just force pinzu somete here, or maybe ittsuu depending on the draws. Even if you don't win it, you can make other players hesitate and slow down their hands or fold.
>>561244195looks playable. haipai ori is only good for 60k+ lead situations
>>561244195It looks like a normal handAnd don't listen to the retards who see a Chanta. You have a better chance of scoring an Honitsu than a Chanta
>>561244719three years sitting on a cold rock will make it warm.
>>561244195If you draw 8m or 3s it's fine. If you draw any pinzu besides 45p it's already good enough to force chinitsu.2m
>>561244935It takes me 5 minutes though?
>>561244146Three sets done.
>>561245345You need one more and a pair
>>561245004stop eating beans
>>561245579No
>>561245381heh
Someone in my game made such an objectively bad deal in I'm now wondering if they were colluding the entire time and I just didn't notice
>>561244195look at this nigger over there claiming that pic is a hand to fold from haipai, when my average haipai looks like pic related and that's all I get so I have no choice but to make it work
https://youtube.com/shorts/Fo_UXf3kO48
>dodged dealing-in 4 times in a row after everyone kept changing their waits by reading the bakyo, paying attention and reading the opponents Getting good at the game is worth it just for these schizo shenanigans of intesely deep love with strangers.
>>561244195Turn off the training wheels, tirette
>>561246739WHAT THJE
Tirette?
kekspert superiority complex over training wheels is why i keep them on
I'm guessing mahjong hand combinations are all extremely unique and basically a fingerprint for your account?How do you stalk anons? Is it in the repo? Why would you even stalk anons?
>>561246739>not jane-4fake
>>561247245no it's not
>>561247858indeed it is, I find it very amusing
I hate when every hand is a chiitoi bait
>>561247941nope
>>561248043I have 2 chiitois in 450 hanchans
>>561248109Even your cope about it is funny, because clearly I hit the mark
>>561248172not really
wait people take the tile marker thing seriously? i thought it was purely a joke
>>561246349Would you please post the replay?
>>561248265the what
indexed tiles are for plebeians
>nooo you can't use numbers on tiles!why?>you just can't, what if you want to play IRL?!i don't want to
>>561248328>pwese doxx urself uwuUhm... nyo.And the next time it will happen again in like 4 years, I'll make a new post about that exact type of situation again and how enjoyable they are, and not post a replay of that either, making it even harder to believe it ever happened for the skeptic minds.
>>561248587didn't read lol
>>561248587You can make the replay anonymous, anon.
lollmao
>>561248659No such thing as being anonymous anymore.
>>561248659
>>561248557Aren't you coming to summer camp?
>>561248659sooo true
>>561248794i'd rather not get cummed on, thank you
>>561248557>doesn't play irl>doesn't solve wwyds>doesn't read books>doesn't watch mahjong anime>doesn't read mahjong manga>doesn't watch mleaguewhat are you even doing here
>>561249000>projectingtriple kys (as your post number indicates)
>>561249000trips of truth
>>561249098all of the things i listed require you to know how to read the tiles
>>561248659Anon...
>>561249000That's 99% of the thread though?
>>5612490001/6, phew, safe.
>>561249313who told you i couldn't read the tiles?training wheels just let me read them faster in the heat of the moment.
>>561249523cope
What's your plan when you get drafted into the team with THAT anon
>>561249598wanna see my amos set
>>561249523holy cope
>>561249601That anon? Me.
>>561249658Yes
>>561249658and what's that gonna prove, that you're a buyfag?you said you don't want to play irl
>>561249384silence, lingjeet
>>561249870silence, brapella
>james
>>561249857how do you want me to prove that i can read tiles then
>>561249989tipskeks...
>>561250131maybe stop being retarded for a second
>>561249989>No training wheels
bravo
>>561250324japanese client doesn't even have the training wheels option
>>561250131why are you interacting with these keksperts? all they have learned about mahjong over the years is to read manzu tiles and winds, that's it
>>561250253i'm not the one complaining about people using training wheels thoughby the way i hope people shitting on training wheels don't rely on tips either
>>561250253I accept your concession
Worth it for 7k yen? That’s like 40 bucks in 2026 money(Little girls and vocaloid are mahjong)
>>561250443go back to buyfag
>>561249000loli doujins
>>561249000i only play online mahjong simple as90%wwyd is useless after basic efficiencyfiction mahjong is garbagemleague is boring ahh coward plays
>>561250443Looks cute, and sounds cheap.I'd buy it.
>>561250443>>>/a/buyfagthat being saidif you feel like you're going to regret not buying it in the future, then get it, it's just $40 + shipping
>>561249601Won't happen because I'm taking matters into my own hands, I'll be a captain
I went down from 16% to 14% deal-in rate
How many ret/a/rds do we have here? Go back all of you.
>>561250850retar/d/.
>>561250850where do you think you /a/re?
>>561250850sir this is an [a/jp/v/vg/ thread
/a/r/u/
>>561250901>>561251008>>561251035Manchildren watching cartoons lmaoooooo embarassing
>>561251198I agreeamaekoromo-0.png
Bravo!
fuji-0.png
>>561251198I only watch kino
>>561251335That's not Nana?
>>561248794there is no more summer camp after "the incident"
>>561253061I can't believe they groomed some random child into playing mahjong
Majsoul Friends Room 62676(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=62676fuutsuu
wwyd
>>561254117tsumogiri
>>561254117riichi 6p
>>5612534102/4I should have waited until the rest of eurokeks get home
>>5612541176p obviously
>>561254117I don't get it
I'm at work
>>5612541179s nya
>>5612541176p
>>561254567I cares
I'm busy watching indian rekt on /gif/
>>561253410just waiting for (you)
>>561255078Prove it
>>561254117in situations like this the bulge shape is better than a lone middle tile, despite 3 tile lower acceptance, cause it gives you a good shape tenpai on half of the draws
>>561255445plus you can chii
>>561254210>>561254217>>561254394>>561254505>>561254551>>561254663>>561254772>>561255445
>>561255751>overall score: B-
join the roomfujitakana-5.png
I'm still busy >>>/gif/30430126
>>561255751you are supposed to post the copebot judgement for the turn you asked about, not how the round ended
>bulge shapeheyyyyyyy
Based "Im at work" poster
>>561256303you need to inhale beforehand
>>561256171ron is 99/1 sir aru-2.png its a good push
>>561255078>>561256157again i cares deeply chinksect
>food arrived before the room filledshiroko-7.png
i'm at h-scene
>40 minutes and still room at 3/4
>>561253410closed, sorry anons gtg too
>>5612572013/4 agin anon join
>>561257304my food will get cold
>>561257432we vill wait
Kitami's Sawakos...
>when the plapbutsu isnt actually plapbutsu
I have to get ready for work
I should get ready for work, but will not
>>561253410ggs thanks for believing int he rooom when I did not
>>561253410>chanta mangan handggs
Sawako's Kitamis...
>>561253410Gg kino chanta
pedos... killed /mjg/...?B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-
How the fuck do you keep your desk tidy? It has only been 2 days since I cleaned it and it is full of trash again, basically everything that is not in my arms width is cluttered with something.Mahjong because there are also tiles scattered around
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI'M SHIDDING MYSELFIT'S COMING OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE
>start mouth taping before going to bed >makes it so I can't talk in my dreamswtf
i fell asleep with the lights on so you know what that meansi had another vivid nightmare of going so bald i had the OPPOSITE of vegeta's hairlinemaybe i need to get on minoxidil
>blog>blog>blog>blog>blog
>>561262982just keep it clean like nigga just don't clutter lmao
this is because you didn't want to discuss mahjongyou did this
>plap>plap>plap>plap>plap
/mjg/ is ailing, deploy the mojipittan.
I just took a piss after holding it in for six hours. It felt super good! Mahjong.
when do we kill all offtopic r9ktrannies?
>>561263729
after we kill all the hag players
>>561262982after several layers of dust the dust magically stops accumulatingjust accept it and let it happen, though it's hell when you want something particular, because you have to dig and it's not always pretty
>dude, no, you have to be polite and not gatekeep people we're a friendly communityyou retards did this to yourselves
>>561263429I started taking Mg and St. John's wort, and now I have the comfiest, deepest sleep in ages.
>anons get to master 1>start deranking in jade>quit playing mahjong>quit discussing mahjong>/mjg/ diesHow do we break this cycle?
I've been trying by damaing in friendlies but you guys keep melting down over it
Hags are for hugs
>>561264732Maybe you're dead but you didn't notice it
Hugging Jane's sweet thighs
>>561264732have you tried Hg?
>>561264728We deserve it for not bullying the retarded hannigers and SEAnthias out of the thread.
>>561264986That would be the both of us then?
cynthias have always been burger coded
>>561264850but we are talking about keeping worthless newfags like you out in the first place?
>>561265050Hmm...Hagium.
the only sin in /mjg/ is tameron
>dama in friendlies killed /mjg/kek'd
Lack of Jane huggies killed mjg
Yep, smells like /vg/
I've been playing Pokopia what did I miss
i camehttps://exhentai.org/s/a4e9866314/3239257-28
koko ageteamaekoromo-990.png
>>561266189This Sheentia reminds me of bullet bill
Don't worry, the collab will save /mjg/
it's frieren
it's bocchi
>>561266283a good game
>>561267285>>561267334
collab the reddit
>>561267285>>561267334bocchimindotonashiikuko-1.gif
>>561266189Needs a "retard absorber" edit
>>561267335No I didn't
yuzu
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/142669860https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/142671792
I am craving league. But when it arrives, the craving will go away and I will probably have responsibilities to fulfil for my team. And then it will end, and then another 9 to 10 month wait for league. The cycle repeats.
>>561268239>nipples hidden in the fur
What's the point in even continuing these threads if all you guys do is talk about the same shit over and over>Loli doujins>Training wheels>Looping Jade room>League >RB1-tier wwyds
If banana isn't league nana's mascot I will unironically melty
>>561268426>>Looping Jade room>>League >>RB1-tier wwydsthis is mahjong discussionTHIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING MAHJONG DISCUSSIONWHAT FUCKING MORE DO YOU WANT
We're on the post-f**** timeline, the bad one
>>561268453banana was cancelled after calling out neets and hikkis (90% of this general)it's over\(^o^)/オワタ
>>561268510Actual in-depth discussion that goes beyond "I don't want to learn kanji" and "I don't want to read RB1"
>>561268607Ron and make up a yaku on the spot, no one else understands the chink rules either.
League will save /mjg/
They're finally doing the tetsuya collab
>>561268849and how are we supposed to get to the point of "in-depth discussion" if no one ever reads rb1?
>>561268885>foldingthe spirit of /mjg/ is dead
>>561269687RB1 is European slop, this is an RMS thread
>>561268849I WANT TO LEARN KANJII WANT TO READ BOOKS I WANT TO GET MORE KNOWLEDGE AND APPLY IT TO THE REAL WORLD, I WANT TO GET BETTER AT BEING HUMANI WANT TO HAVE SEX AND MAKE CHILDREN AND THEN TEACH THEM EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD TOO AND HAVE THEM LIVE GOOD LIVESI WANT HUMANITY TO GET BETTER, I WANT EVERYONE TO EXPERIENCE HAPPINESS AND TO REDUCE SUFFERING WITHOUT ROBBING PEOPLE OF THEIR AGENCY AND THE ILLUSION OF FREE WILLI FUCKING LOVE LIFE, THANK GOD FOR ALLOWING ME TO LIVE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HARD THOUGH AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561270357finishing rb1 is easier than understanding a single sentence of rms
>>561268607Skip
>>561268453You are in for a surprise, a good one
Crimson Desert vod
Does the skill level increase in gold rooms on average because holy shit these silver rooms are boring as shit for how many you need to win to rank up
>>561270715https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WUUfahLz83w?feature=share
>>561270767A littleYou'll miss it when you get to Jade
>>561270767No
>>561264809Start playing meme modes after hitting m1
>bloodshid only cowardsWhat has this thread come to?
/mjg/ is too low IQ for chinkjong, they just write it off because muh no furiten and don't bother to learn the actual strategies
>>561271501Shut the FUCK up, Mario
>>561271261All the good anons left to go focus on the fight with the Epstein class IRL so they can overtake them.
/mjg/ is too low IQ for sanma, they just write it off because muh pei nuki and don't bother to learn the actual strategies
>>561268796rest in peace …
>>561265148hannahposts are some of the highest quality in this general
>>561268426New loli doujins come out every day!
>>561271631>the actual strategiesjustluckshitlol is not a strategy
>>561272740this is different from winning in yonma because
>>561272854Because missing a whole suit, as well as access to pei nuki means people can get into tenpai/luckshit much, much faster and easier
>>561272993>everyone luckshitsvs>two guys luckshit to 40k on their dealer turn while you struggle for either 0 points or -250honestly sounds fairer
>look up character's name>"[character]'s death scene"mfw
>>561273268This happened to me for LoGH. It fucked me up.
Kana Fujita Full Death Scene (Max Settings, 4K 60fps) [18+]
>>561273189I don't know about fairer, but if it was easier, everyone would be saint+ in sanma. A bad luck streak is more brutal than in yonma, at least there you can prolong your suffering with 3rd place acceptance.
>look up Ichihime>"ichihime's death scene"mfw
>>561273268that's gonna be sprout tomorrow when they add her story
>>561273624
>>561273747They'll finally call her art-chan
>>561273747shouldn't have felt cute
>look up kaguyahime>"kaguyahime's NTR scene"mfw
>Look up yuzu>"Yuzu's rape and death scene"
>>561273395If only ****** were hereamaekoromo-7.png
>>561271676We really do need a life check though
>>561274085how much is the cat cabal paying you for this slander
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxKJWsh9PEYcynthia-7.png
>>561275364>00s swedish house music
ranked mahjong was created in a lab to be the most addictive and prolonged waste of time on the planet
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA~
>>561275743I HEAR YOU MAAN
>>561275491Gigi D'Agostino is goatedfor me, it's "In my mind"
buy an ad, retard
>>561275943>goated
>>561276935Mahjong? you stupid nigger?
>>561276935Why is he coming back?
>>561275364Hmmm... This seems like a good time to use "that".
>>561277290Money would be my guess
>>561277153
>>561277896
>>561275656I wish I got addicted to it, I fucking hate Chinese people and don't want to play ranked
>jade with 3 cats>virtually indistinguishable from goldTell me again, why don't we hate cats? Is it because no one plays ranked?
>>561279593Both nyaggers and hags are annoying, but I don't see either in jade matches that often.
Nyagger vs Hag tourney when
>work completed>cialis taken>doujins queued>ona lubedsee you on the other side, bros.
>>561280124>blogpost: unrequested
let's play some mahjong! Standard southhttps://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=11510
>>561280235there’s mahjong doujins in there
>>561280434>client suddenly diedgimme a sec
>>561280434full! thanks for joining
how the fuck do you have both the last 6 and 7p
>repomaid cant see the pure double sequence baimanngmi
>>561281510I have two saint accounts. Don't argue with me faggot
>>561280124for me it's multi-screens queued up with edge 2 and copious amounts of edibles
I have two Adept accounts
>stop playing mahjong every day >thread dies I really was the main character
>hannah's default emote set is so shit hannahfags have to cannibalize the emotes from other charactersWhat a sad story! (laughs)
answer my steam messages rizzler
>>561275296Fine, I'll admit it.It was the Steve Council all along.You brought this upon yourselves. One time you were mean to a fellow Steven and we've been sworn enemies ever since.No one will ever believe you, bunkek.
Repomaid, update doubles tourney! Autotable tourney is missing there
>>561282568this but the sanma tourney
>>561282568there was a tourney?
>>561282683you goddamn!>>561051428>autotable konbi tourneyhttps://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/RzycZKd6hxmL7bn>sheethttps://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/_4F5WpYcZfvPP7s
>>561282470Wouldn't surprise me if a stevetard were actually responsible for shitting up the thread like that.>No one will ever believe You just publicly admitted it. Actual stevetard or an accurate portrayal of stevetard imbecility. Either way, representative of stevetards.
>>561282568I'm too lazy to add that shit submit a PR and I'll merge it maybe
>>561283257You fell for my bluff born out of boredom, it was probably the nyaggers.But I do like the idea of being credited for everything.Perchance you should consider the option that every anon that isn't you is secretly a mentally unhinged and scheming SteveGAWD, me in particular.
Repomeidos are a dying breed.
>>561283724STEVE IS A HERO NOT A VILLAIN, CEASE THIS SLANDER AT ONCE
SEX with repomaids
>>561270431
>>561284038Why is there a dolphin?
>>561284147Don't look in the repo files
>>561284147It's for the porn
>>561284147TO uses KDEling-0.png
>>561267852Good post
>>561284147yjk
>>561284224>KDEThis is a GNOME general.kujouriu-5.png
>>561284342people don't actually use gnome in 2026, right? especially when cinnamon and mate both exist to be gnome but back when it was goodhinamomo-4.png
>>561284224Stop doxing me
Watabun removed me from friends
>he uses a distro with wayland and systemd dependencies
>>561283567>submit a PRTell me how, and I do it right now
>>561284623what did you do to him?
Sir this is a GNOME/Wayland/systemd/Nix/Linux generalkujouriu-8.png
>>561284450>>561275364Stop double emoting
>>561285020https://github.com/vg-mjg/mjg-repo/blob/master/CONTRIBUTING.md
>>561284450i used gnome my whole life, no one ever gave me a good reason why i should switch
>>561285036I dunno it was like last year
>>561285265former windows users with baby duck syndrome got filtered
[Gold Room/Expert 3/Day 3] RIP wall electric fancynthia-7.png
>>561285539This dude has played like 8000 hanchans how is he STILL looping Jade
>>561282568added in, if theres anything wrong let me know
>>561284342I guess it is.
>>561280434ggs thanks for the game
>>561280434GG
>>561286146You forgot to make the text green
>>561280434gg, thanks for the fun gamesa shame i couldnt win this one, scary round
how do I reach the magical >>561286264realm where the majsoul voice lines and other stuff are in the repo
>>561284038Here's your repomeido for tonight, bro.
>>561286146lol this would be a nice touch >>561286264 but it looks great. ty repomaid!
>>561285643he's the eternal looper
>>561286146meido-sama can we please get the st. paddy's tourney added to the sanma tourneys too?https://files.catbox.moe/jtpdyb.pdfhttps://files.catbox.moe/ji8fki.pdffujitakana-4.png
>>561286418...these? https://vg-mjg.github.io/MajsoulData/https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/game%20resources%20and%20tools/Mahjong%20Soul/game%20files/
>>561284839I use CachyOS so KDE/Wayland/systemdI should find a way to rice it into a super epic synthwave haxxor thing.
It was a good run, thanks for being humans during my same timeframe, that's all.
>>561286834>SpoilerWhy even bother using this when you can just install regular Arch?
yagooey
>>561287007I'm nta but I use arch btw but I switched in the cachyos kernel and repo
>>561287007i always thought most people who use arch forks are just retards who get filtered by pacstrap
>>561286765>he actually added dark modeI kneel
>>561287007Aside from the (minor ~5%) performance improvements that you can get by using the Cachy repos in a regular Arch install anyway:Sensible defaults (preconfigured snapshots with btrfs, zram/zstd for example)chwd detecting your hardware and automatically installing the best appropriate drivers for your shit (great if you've got nvidia hardware)Simple and friendly GUI installer (important for linux newfags)fish (personal preference honestly)Things like that that you could of course also get with standard Arch, but that come directly with Cachy and saves you the hassle of doing it yourself.
>>561286765>https://vg-mjg.github.io/MajsoulData/I didn't know we had this, this is great. There should be a big fat button plastered on the home page pointing to this.
another koko doko
>>561287640it was posted once only after allWhat chinkin koteo means? I want to search the other chars
>>561288331Pure Single Wait after 4 Triplets
>>561288331>What chinkin koteo means?what
I'm too embarrassed to play in friendlies knowing everyone is rankshaming me behind my back
>>561288641There's a way to fix thathttps://github.com/shinkuan/Akagi
>>561288641Nobody gives a fuck
>>561288750>lust provoking image
>>561288750male ZR...
PuegotUltimate is doing great damage with his skebs
>>561287463I understand that it's for newfags but>Sensible defaults>fish
>>561288750
>>561288331"Pure Catching a Golden Fish" (it actually means that)it's like "pure jackpot," since it's a one suit hadaka tanki
>>561287463>btrfs>sensible defaultsenjoy your data lossno other linux filesystem has failure rate this high
>>561289005What's the problem with fish?>>561289194Really? Why would they go for that file system?
>>561289763because to them newer thing with more features = betterin theory it should be more resilient to data loss because it's copy-on-writein practice it's a buggy piece of shit
>>561286765I hate to think that such a great thing will get shared around with discordfags. Add some lolis to it.
>>561290221post-shitpost regret, huh?
Signs of life
why are IRCtroons so convinced of his death
Anyway, doko koko
I'm at wuhrk
>>561290850He was just pretending because he didn't want to play with Onpu but didn't want to come out and say it
>>561290004It's also slow. Somehow slower on the latest kernels too. Unless you really want easy snapshots I don't know why you'd use btrfs over ext4, especially on a distro where you'd want the maximum performance possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTwESBcgoyQ
I'm going to get MJS to work on Plan 9
>>561291285Is this like the Grand Seiko of calculators or something
>>561291285Glorious Japanese calculator, folded over 1000 times
>>561291360Uriel...
>>561289178Yaku names are so cool… we could have had the full names translated like shounen battles instead of “mixed triple chow”
>>561291360hinamomo is eating Glenda
How do I celebrate?
>>561291925Steve-coded games
>>561292409if 0 you organize the next regular tourney
>>561292409>sub 25% 1st rateholy looper shitterI think it's time to end it all and blow your brains out
>>561291285I still don't get the appeal, is it like slide rules but for people born after the sixties? I mean, I can make a whatever interface I want over any multi-precision arithmetic library I can find and write myself a "calculator" that will be able to perform at least as well as any pocket calculator, but will also be able to plot graphs, save the entire history of calculations, hell, I can just hook up Derive or Macsyma to a touchscreen and have it on my desk, run it on my phone, whatever. Why would I use a pocket calculator?
>>561292409Ranked or friendlies?
>>561292743There’s something about the tactile feeling
evens roundtable odds burrito0 kook my self
>>561286146>>561286714I see it, thank you for your hard work repomaids.
Kaavi actually has little skins. That's surprising.
>>561291925most yaku have rather mundane names, sanshoku doujun is literally "three colors in the same order"though i have to agree things like "after a kan" instead of "blossoming on the mountain peak" ale a travesty
>get good haipai>too stupid to push it for a fast win
She was quite popular until you came and overtook her. Around that time she just kind of fazed out
Hey hey hey. You can't just blame me for that
>>561294509rinshan kaihou becomes even more kino when you learn that flower tiles in chinkjong make you draw from the dead wall. the kan draw is literally a flower draw.
>try to read one page of rms>utterly exhausted by the endI’ll read it when I get that adderall script
>>561293413Her last outfit was like 3 years ago
Sanshokey dokey
>>561295050microdose keta instead
>>561295050>adderalldon't forget your retardarutide and finasteride
>>561295278the WHAT-tide?
>>561295196Elaborate.
>>561295050Yeah we definitely need a /mjg/ book club if you retards can barely get through a basic textbook
>>561295543you take little bumps every 30-45minutes while playing mahjong, you will also touch yourself a lot
Is snorting semax good for mahjong
>>561295567I’ve read anything from Augustine to Dostoevsky in an autism-fueled trance but for some reason textbooks put me to sleep
have I been playing friendlies while anons snort drugs? I thought we were honest alcoholics here
For me, it's Peter Straub's Blue Rose trilogy
>>561296047This is a 2CB general.kujouriu-8.png
>>561295567I only read unpopular books.
For me it’s Jared tendler
love mortalbot mornings
I need to start micro dosing random powders from China until I become a super human
Bravo burgerkeks.
I LOVE GOING 4TH BECAUSE I'M STUPID ENOUGH TO RIICHI A GOOD WAIT ONLY TO END UP GETTING CHASED AND DEALING IN
>>561297107why does this happen when mahjong is a skill based game
Why has this guy been using the thread as his personal melty dumping ground for the past month?
>>561299343God forbid people actually post about the game
>>561299343He does it to amuse me specifically.
He's very gcs coded
Month? You mean Year.
Game cube system?
grilled cheese sandwich?
explain to me how the GCS obsession isn't mental illness
Good Cmile Sompany?
>>561301631bootleg GSC...
WWYD?
>>561300619Underrated system. I love playing animal crossing and double dash.
Gaycube
For me, it's PS2
Why does MAKA not want to riichi in this? it was a missed rigged ippatsu tsumo
>>5613022242m
>>561302746use your head dumbassearly game, bad wait, discarding dora
>>5613022248m it's better if your opponents have 7m and get stuck from your 69m
I always knew he was /ourguy/
>>561302746>Didn't see the ippeikou junchan Retard
>>561302293for me it's Path of Radiance
>>561302841>use your headIf you insist...
>>5613022249m
>>5613022248m to mawashi chiitoi
>>561302224either 2m or 8m, not sure which is better and why so 2m
>>561302746you're ahead by a decent margin, it's very early, it's low value hand, the wait is awful, you're cutting dora for it
>>561302913
What are these?First time I notice them
>>561303887sound clips that play during event/story(?) VNs
>>561304073They recorded them for everyone? I'm 100% sure my main has never been in a story and yet they're there too
>>561302913rikuhachi... maru?
>>561303834sauce? I feel like I've read this but can't remember the name
>>561304223a lot of it is just clipped from other voice lines (pretty obvious on nyagger)as for why your character has it: I never actually verified whether all of these voice lines are being used, so it's possible that they just prepped them for the future and included in the game files
>>561304383https://exhentai.org/g/1622732/1eb874080e/
>>561304698NTA but thanks all the same anon. I always forget that artist’s name
>>561304383>>561303834I cant like that artist style for some reason.
my all greens...
Testing something...
>>561305276the legs of the chicken are red
>>561305324this will only work on scripts that don't whitelist specific domains to use for soundposts, so you probably don't wanna do that
>>561305276only souzu 23468 and hatsu can form ryuuiisouu
>>561305276the chicken doesnt count sadly. I tried
Uh...
>>561305684I wouldn't worry about it.kujouriu-8.png
>>561305478>>561305503Not him but wtf i didnt knew that the chicken wasnt counted as green, guess you learn something new every day
>>561305850I think I got rate limited because browsing https://vg-mjg.github.io/MajsoulData pulls a shit ton of data from the repo, hammering it, and the repo didn't like it.I hope it's only temporary.
>>561305472I had no idea that there was a whitelist. Shit, that's a shame.
>>561306124check now
The fuarking aka 5s doesn't count for all greens?? This game is racist against me, I'm colourblind!!
>>561306795It's back, thank you!ichihime-0.png
>log in to my Repo Gold™ account>new folderskujouriu-10.png
>>561306936It can trigger auto-ban on too many requests that result in 404/403.I feared that could happen with how the asset viewer is built, because the repo might not have 100% of the assets, but it will hit it first before trying to use the game servers.It should be more relaxed now so it doesn't happen.
>>561307102oh shit>>561307298Got it, thanks for the heads up.
Enough of the repo maids give me the rape (me) maids
God I'm so tired of folding every single hand and then dealing I. Immediately the second I get anything I can even remotely push. It's either 4th place or 4th place. I need to play on a client that doesnt clearly favor collab characters with costumes
>>561306803The 5s also doesn't count steven
>>561293247evens nachos odds still get a burrito
Why are my Maka scores always higher than my opponents when I lose but lower when I win?
how do red-green colorblind people see the aka 5s
>>561307576If you fold you fold, there's no going back. There is no reason to push after folding unless it's for keiten on genbutsu
>>561308089It's got the extra dot on it for a reason
>>561308089Isn't there still some modicum of nuance between red and green anyway?
>>561308105Folding the first 10 hands doesn't mean you fold the 11th one when you're in 4th fucking idiot
how do you see dora tiles in real life without the sparkles?
>>561308024Maka is a midwit filter. Only actual retards think that their S rank Maka scores actually matter. Maka lacks certain situational analysis that any actual good player has and mostly just gives a shit about efficiency. Any good player already has good efficiency, you don't need the yellow S score to tell you that, but what separates the Maka midwits from actual good players is to properly weigh out and assess a scenario Maka will often times tell you to push into danger if you have a hand that is statistically strong but won't regard the fact that you have 1 aka Dora with no others showing
>>561309242You don't. You just get surprised at the winning screen.
I riichi button pops up for me when I play irl
>>561309242you activate your mahjong lesbian powers
>friend showing me how to use autotable>ron him for dama pinfu nomi>thinks i did it to be a dick>actually i just forgot i could riichi because the riichi button never popped up
>>561309242There was a guy called Ronald when I went to the mahjong club so I couldn't call ron because it would be awkward if he thought I was talking to him.
>>561310471Just say lon
>>561310624There was a different guy called Lonald.
hlon
>>561311924If that's the case then replace the "R" with a "P" instead and say "Pon"
Aru Pon
Aru porn
>wanted a quickie before my shift ended >Pick gold east 4p instead of gold east 3p>Win fast anyway
i wanna try mahjong which app is the best
>>561313884jantama
when
>>561313884Vita Mahjong
>>561313951After the collab.
>>561314041ichihime-2.png
>>561313983I FORGOTTED TO BUY A VITA
>>561309637For me, it was trying to figure out which tile in my completely finished hand to discard
>>561315450one of my favorite ichihimes
LOOK AT MY FAVORITE ITCHY PRINCESS
The Amazing World of Rock Slop cynthia-7.png
>>561316606Hey, I'm 30 minutes into that video!cynthia-6u.png
>>561315693
I fucking love luckshitting my games. It's such a rush knowing I can deal in as much as I want and I'll still get an insane hand next round and completely make back everything I lost
>>561317595
>>561244195ez honitsu force
But I didnt even deal in
>>561318216Didn't win much either, did you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBmSMIVrw1o
>>561318216You can't win by being scared of dealing in a few times!
Wait I just realized something. How do people who use training wheels read a book like RB1 which doesn't feature them at all?
>>561320128>implying i ever read rb1
>>561319170>hover over [Embed]>immediately imagine getting married to Momona and living with her after just seeing her face in the thumbnailwhy does it always happen
I like this new repo schizophrenia of the week, can we get part 2?
I'll get you after the collab...
Forget Mortalbotting. Akochan is literally UNDECTECTABLE in 2026. No detective is going to go through 500 hanchans with the bot that takes 30 minutes to review each game. Akochan is also so shit people will just think you're a legit Saint.
>>561320967in that case how does one even use akochan in real time
>>561321314With a condom.
>*notices bulge* owo what's this?!bravo
>>561321884If it's this obvious why hasn't Yostar done anything about it
I'd set my goal at Saint, but the more I played and learned, the more I became aware that I'm already capable of it. If I continued on, fully shook off the rust and regained my habits, I'm sure I could reach Saint. That then just turns it into an exercise in putting in the time.kujouriu-12.png
>>561321884now do this but with our players
>>561320128you just solved the puzzletheir only exposure to mahjong is through mjs
>get paired along with o**u>dieI couldn't bring myself to make this joke until I was sure he wasn't actually dead.
>>561322619I only heard he was sick. What actually happened? Mahjong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si1iMq-dWbI
I can't believe anon died in that chilean oil rig explosion...
that's not him in rankedthat's not how he plays
>>561322823drew an extraordinarily shitty haipai has a rare form of cancer
>>561323571whatwhatwhatwhatWHAT
>>561323678it's curable, he just needs to spend a long time in a hospital and be on a liquid diet
>anon is gone because he's suffering chemono no no no no no no no no
>>561323571>>561323754that sucks really, but at least he can be healed
>>561323821gambling is no joke but its nice that the cancer can be cured too.
>>561323571you forgot, it was twice. It's like he got a double yakuman
>anons fight with cancer and i'm too lazy to even go get my teeth checkedit's over for me
>>561324383I haven't been to the doctor in 12 years, I'm just gonna die natty
>>561324383Go to your dentist anon, I had to spend $5k to get mine fixed and this is a bargain deal
I haven't brushed my teeth in 6 months.
since the emote script now allows emotes next to images does it allow you to post multiple emotes at the same time?hinamomo-5.pngcc-6.png
>>561324383If dentists really wanted to do their jobs, dental insurance would be easier to get
cynthia-5.png
>>561324754I haven't brushed my teeth in 20 years
>>561325483>lost all her teethdisgusting
tenbatsuyo kudaritamae washizuiwao-6.png
mikamichiori-7.png
fuwayayoi-3.gif
amaekoromo-0.png
>>561324754>>561325780based flosschads
jinwu-11.png
amaekoromo-0.pngamaekoromo-0.pngamaekoromo-0.pngamaekoromo-0.pngamaekoromo-0.png
>double emotesholy shit ling what the fuck
how do turn this off
https://poal.me/iscd69
>>561327669I panko manko it
>>561327669Check the poll and post digits, kek.
>>561327471>2 images per post is simply too much for the average "imageboard" zoomerits even possible to have more than 400 image posts in an 800 post thread!
My emote script didn't auto-update and I'm still seeing only 1 emotecynthia-6k.png
>>561328446did you install from the github link?you should be able to force it to update
>>561328541I think I copy and pasted it.
I FUCKING HATE NIGGER MIKI PLAYERS I FUCKING HATE THESE WORTHLESS FUCKING RETARDS
FINALLY I CAN POST
I sure do wonder how somebody as well-behaved as this anon could have lost their ability to make posts for a while....
man ive gotten royally fucked sideways today yet I feel nothing
I can't be the only one who suffers from false bans because of dynamic IPs, ling anons, save me!
>>561329021there's a very simple solution anon!
>>561329021kek, had it happen to me a few hours ago
TSUMONYAA
this is the Jets' last chance to qualify by the wayThey only need 600~Pt in two matches
I folded most of my hands and I got a B
Someone should make Henry Stickmin but mahjong
>>561331096tsumogiri
>>561331096hatsu
>reflexively went for 2m in the wwyd>explanation says why my exact discard is wrongI should do the repo wwyds more often that was pretty obvious in hindsight.
>>561324797No, it doesn't.>>561327471Set this to false.ling-0.png
>>561331096drop the pinzu shape and go honitsu
>>561331250I'd cut the double dora for greater acceptance.
ling-0.png = false
>>561331661ling-948.png
Please stop burning too image slots at once.amaekoromo-7.png
I simply won't update the script.
>Autoupdate a script from 4chan
>>561331160>>561331183>>561331469Went full retard, next turn the 7m came too. Shimo was dama and tsumo'd a turn later.
>>561331949Eh, all changes are public and tracked on the repo's repo. It's pretty low risk. >>561331945It's your computer, do what you want.
>>561332182Can you please walk me through the thought process that made you cut the motherfucking akadoraYou get a RiichiCity emote because even the nyaggerest of nyaggers wouldn't readily do that
>>561332592pinzu honitsu duh
>>561332592It's an open baiman and pinzu/honors are dangerous so it's not completely that far fetched
>>5613326452 dora is the same value if you're opening (which you probably are if you're going for honitsu here)
>>5613327534m or 7m stops this hand at only haneman
minus8 is a pedo?
Copebot: MAKA/Mortal cut 9m here, NAGA cuts 8s
>>561332645Picking an honor to cut seems better to me here. If you have that many potential yakuhai and any of them can stay valuable as a pair, why throw away a potential two-sided wait? With a five-digit point deficit, I don't really think being picky is helpfulObviously I'm not kami-sama's gift to mahjong, but I really can't believe that this is the time to think about trying to turn a haneman into a baiman, when you could be blasted into the negatives with even a sub-mangan value hand from someone else
>>5613330169m seems pretty obvious here, not sure hat mortal means with 8s here, just seems like less aceptance for no reason reason
GLORIOUS DAY
>>5613330168s6 blocks bad
Surely they'll make Raiden face off against Abema on the final day for maximum kino
I just did an X-wing in sudoku
>>561330197No, only 400. Less if Raiden lose some. Still basically over.>>561333760Not happening sorry.
>>561333949Aw.>inb4 they send out Hagi twice for the final Raiden hanchans
>new blvefo9 illustration
>doragon's haipai and drawsit's fair
>>561334225not mahjong, kill yourself
>>561334225whomsts?
>tsumogiri riichi 24000 deal-in
>>561334225Post it here
It's fair
>>561334268It is!
>>561333760last day always 4 teams from last season final
>>561335094Interesting... was it a tradition?
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should be the other way around, idiot
janmaru-7.gif
options for ass jets>deal in>deal in
>someone posted my editthe effort wasn't wasted after all...
NICE KAN
AIE
>all that dora
>open app>summon icon still has santa hat and snow on menu screenis mahjong soul on maintenance mode?
>>561338267Christmas lasts until April in jantamaland
>pro can't count fu
>>561294509The holy trinity.
>>561338770that's how pope calls daisangen in mudazumo
>>561338925Il Tricolore.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_phenomena
>read thread>anons went from hating anon to feeling bad about hating him just because he has cancerFake haters
Aru gets her memes from Wikipedia
>>561339587not mahjong, kill yourself gachanigger newshit
>>561339587This list is so sanitized and empty.
I'm going to Long John Silvers
>>561339587add amaekoromo-0.png
>>561339587>the nutsackwhat
>>561339840ive only been on /mjg/ since 2020 so ill accept being a covid tourist but how long do i need to play to no longer be a newshit?
>>56134021450 more years, the time it takes for the oldguard to die off and for your generation to take over.Or you can go somewhere else and form your own tribe
>>561340214about 6, 7 years
>>561340049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP1vQVTT_mM
>>561340997
>>561340214>how long do i need to play to no longer be a newshit?500 friendlies ofc
>officially no longer a newshitam i old?
>>561341663we dont even get a 100 friendlies a year anymore ryan-8.png
>>561341796I have 600 friendlies and I joined end of last year, so you are not even close to correct
You can make your own friendlies
>>561339775>Hit the Quan
can someone post BA
BAAAAAAAAA
>>561342435My license got revokedaiharamai-8.png
>>561342531
>>561342618Good post
>>561342678gooder post
>>561342678Bad post
>>561342678pedophile
>>561342865i know you are but what am i
>doragon doing a 2nd hanchan
Solution to improve your Mahjonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiLkudRIqLgInner monologue and overthinking? Gone