Previous: >>561427461>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>561461509based Doto bread
are we getting sirius tommorow?
maya may be autistic
>Doto threadFinally, my sexuality is legal
You guys should read Muv Luv
???didnt see any difference or more monnie
>>561461509I goofed up the previous OP >>561444678
>there is still no 3rd Bourbon altWill her release save Fronts?
>>561461693this is Curren's fault
>>561461829Molestable ears
>>561461048you were simply late
>>561461048She's faster than light, what do you not get?
>>561461751You keep goofing up
ok just out of curiosityhas anyone tried to play MANT without huge race bonuslike I dunno around 30% or so
>>561461901Do you think uma ears are erogenous zones? What would happen if I deepthroated Tachyon’s ears?
>>561462012I posted this Brian earlier with 30% race bonus
>>561461926I guess you could say this trainer was foolish to think he could tachyon a being that’s faster than light!
Made a fool of myself in the club chat yet again. I gotta stop opening my big mouth.
>>561461926>>561462091
>>561461432While a lot of this shit is down to tourists, even a lot of the actual "fans" of the franchise are brainlets and flanderize the characters to no end. The Machan rant is 100% true and it's the case that ticks me off the most
>>561462132Me every day
>>561462169Who the fuck is Machan?
is this score good for my rank? or is it too low, because i feel like it might be
>>561461736WAKE UP MIGGER CHILDRENTHERE IS SOMETHING NEW
>>561462241Machan THESE NUTS
>>561462169Would Doto say this?
>>561461983>like tach>don't play pacersfor shame, none of her variants even works for late
>>561462019
Im gonna make more racist memes, I love it
What's the quota for S rank? I do 50-60mil monthly and I need a new home next month
Should I pick Jordan or Dober for my pig ticket?
>>561462401Riko is a virgin in her thirties and I plan on rectifying that
>>561462331>making fun of lesbians isn't funnyfaggot alert, retards need to stop inserting their personal issues
Digitan LOVE
>>561462331
>>561462470who makes your dick harder
Can I PLEASE get some opinions on>We are DREAMERS!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM7dtWJ5gdoI enjoy this song a lot but no one talks about it I'm exploding internally
Doto's 30 years old now
>>561462638Her racing outfit hurts my eyes to look at
>>561462738she is going to die soon sadly
>oh hey sweep spurt event even though it's not on my deck>pick top>grooveFUCK YOUFUCK YOUSTUPID FUCKING FAT TITS TBICHJI WILLF UICJKAIGJN RAPE YUOPI
Shadow Break
>>561462838>sheThat's a stallion
>>561462738
>>561462850Team Sirius does also take more turns to finish, which could be bad considering there's not a lot of downtime. Probably fine though
>>561462850holy fuark thanks nekopon
>genteelFucking ESL localizers
after tainting my parent tree with mile sparks the only long spark i have is a single 2* from my direct parentand another 3* on a grandparent that is the same uma as i am trainingumallah i pray to you 5 times a day towards the direction of umacca...
>>561462738the cutest
>>561463005>Fucking ESL localizers>he doesn't knowAre you sure you're not ESL...
>>561463005it's a real word
>>561463005This is bait
>>561462841I had groove interrupt my spurt THREE TIMES. All dead runs cuz of no spurt and Akikawa kept giving me mile skills. I was pissed off
>>561462738cute gramps
>>561463005
>they dont know that team sirius is the most broken f2p card to date
why did they make the legend races no longer the same as the upcoming CMi can't even test my long umas
>>561463318Your rooms bwo?
>>561462454average fan for T100 is 2.7m dailybut I'm pretty sure your current fan output is enough to join /Uma/ Clubif they have space for you
>there are people out there who wont have the final corner gold skill from team sirius because they couldnt wait
>>561463005I know this word from a Battletech lore videos.
ok mac what u doin
>>561463318>not having trust in your UmaNGMI
I don’t have enough club points to MLB Team Sirius
>>561462897a beautiful female stallion, yes
Lets all be horny itt
>>561463362i wanna beat up B rankers...
>>561463395What's the math for S+?
>uma design looks cool>she's a late surgerIs there a worse feeling than this?
>>561462971>there's not a lot of downtimeis it tho?
>>561463516good bait
>fatfuck'd at 1k speed late game with no cureYou got me good, game...
>>561463545not him but you wouldn't want to fight for S+ above since most of those clubs are with botters
Why would they let high school girls run through a soapland?
>>561463534I want our /uma/ ojiisans take turns filling me up one by one~
>>561463318I always had a tradition of getting the legend race trophies on my three CM aces and that tradition is being ruined.
YepThat's an abandonI already abandoned 3/5 borrow runsThank you uma musume™
Toreena, if you're reading this, please come back to Tracen Academy. You'll be a father soon.
>>561463670Not even with ~8m daily...?
>>561463318Test what retard? The Ace Tach is B+, You're testing Open League umas?
>>561463937>he doesnt know the throw debut strat to race right away tech
>>561464031test deez fat nuts
>>561463972ill kill you spechud dont lie to me
>>561463982If everyone's doing that much daily then it's possible and maybe can go higher than S+
>>561463972YATTA
why does she have A in late surger
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>561462738Those bafoons keep uploading pics after he's rolled around in the mud, making him look scragglier than normal.
>umamusume isn't a yuri game
>>561464328but it's dirty, your mouth I mean
>561464358
>>561463972And who's the mom?
>>561464251In a post front world, everyone is in mid-pack
>>561463560>uma design looks cool>it'll be years before she's in global
You can only reply to this if you're >Held 2
wowthis general is getting worse every passing day
>Summer Maruzensky is too OP? Just release a new Maruzensky card with a must have gold skill>Players are complaining about Valentine Bourbon now? Just do it again but this time make the Bourbon literally the 2nd best card in the entire game to the point that even pace chasers will use it>Kitasan? We already broke her legs by not giving her access to the best speed card in the game>Fronts are kicking ass again with Anime Kitasan and Halloween Mayano Top Gun? That's it, we will literally never release a new front runner card ever and in the meantime release SSR Ardan, Rhein Kraft, Curren Bouquetd'or, Teio, Fenomeno, Fine Motion, Air Groove and Fukukitaru for pace chasersWhy do Cygames hate frontcucks so much?
>>561463982The quota is around 90m a month right now I believe.
>>561463707I don’t know whether to be disgusted or impressed by your determination to go along with that post
>>561462331doto would say this then clarify it isn't funny because that's all stuff she does every day
>>561462012my highest rated uma is made with 40
will this be enough for semen retention?
>>561464778fuck
>>561463972Why’re you posting this announcement on 4chan of all things???
Suzuka mile team trials deck, yay or neigh? Race bonus is 50Inherits are a mix of speed/stam/power
when is the team sirius card releasing?
>>561464789Your Bobo power?
>>561462696could be worse
>>561464780And you’re becoming a better person every passing day. I hope good things come to you in the near future, asshole.
STOP GIVING ME SOFT STEP THIS IS THE FOURTH HINT YOUVE GIVEN ME
>>561464806Really? I'm down to push for S+ if there's a club here aiming for that. I imagine it's only /uma/ club if anyone
Now that i'm done with TT and aces i don't wanna play anymore
>>561465084Buy it and the game will stop giving you hints for it
>>561465032yea not yay lmao
>>561462012You can probably get good stats if you play the scenario like URA with few races (20~) but what RB does is that racing a lot gives a lot of skill points and a lot of skill hints (good or not) so you win by having more skills not by having a decent stat line. That's why high RB is good, but you can't get it so high you destroy your deck.
So what's thr quota for A+ clubs next month? 50m?
>>561465180Yay!
>>561465302One career per three days MINIMUM
>>561462090>>561464913>>561465229ok thanksi was not really confident in some high race bonus decks that did not really fit into some styles/characters/distances
>>56146530230-40m I imagine
>>561465165lol
>>561465180Thanks anon, genuinely didn't know. I will never forgive the British
>>561465032I'd rather use the SR helios card that actually has mile skills and not the SSR that has escape artist as agemasen on a scenario that takes 1hr. HAET agemasen card.
>>561465379But thats just 2-3 MANT runs daily?
whats the event?
>>561465117I think I misunderstood the quota for S is around 90M. S+ is gonna be higher. I do kinda wanna attempt pushing for S+ next month since we are kind of close right now. But it's up to all other members and the Danchou too
>>561465481Not everyone is autistic like us
>>561465032Make a guts Suzuka insteadGuts actually helps your uma take the lead early race
>>561465496sex with opera o
>>561465496Double tickets
>all 4 g3/2 junior year races I scheduled had no rivalsLmao. Didn't know this was even possible.
>>561465479If it agemasens me I will simply give up the run. I'm also in no rush and have enough time on my hands currently to use all my borrows (which does not mean completing 5 runs)>>561465526isnt early race spot struggle determined by wit, not guts?
>>561465515autis/uma/...
>>561465506>But it's up to all other members and the Danchou tooLet me know if you do, I'm able to pump out 200m if that's any help. If you're recruiting of course
das crazy
>>561465553we had double tickets for a month now
I think you should have another piece of cake, [Trainee name here].
>>561465772And it’s said Event for that long too
yada
Guts training with Suzuka
>>561465686Autis/pocalypse/ in a week
Stop it
>>561212228 >So you'll break the jinx and get her before sparking, right?I AM SORRY FOR BEING A FAG AND DOUBTINGfree pull btw
>>561466120Clear your notifications you bum
What is she saying
I hate 1/2 TP, can't even force myself to do 3 careers like this
>>561465739duuuuuude, that's crazy man...insane...
>>561465732I think we should have a spot open. Danchou usually posts here a few times looking for new recruits a couple days before monthly reset so you should be able to talk to him.
>>561466152shes probably a baal worshipper
>>561465739This post makes me violently envious
Daring strike or NSM for endcloser?Taking both cards kill the stats so I would rather not.
>>561466416you can cope with nimble nav + daring strike
Kris
>>561466297
Spe...
>>561465979scat incoming
>>561466512Spe is the first welfare card in the game
>>561466512>gives u hydrate
>>561466573Doto almost looks cute here
>>561466120Congrats anon!
>>561466512*gives you gourmand*
>>561466704Doto is always cute.
>>561466819I want to pinch her nipples
I'm never doing a guts build every again, fuck this
The legacy import on Chrono is super underrated, I can check the exact percentage chance of inheriting certain skills instead of having a rough estimate. Super helpful
>>561466819and EVIL
>>561465302dancho will have to up it to *gasp* one career every 2 days...
>>561466936knowing the numbers won't make inherits more likely to happen
>>561466902it's a highroll strat. once in a few runs you'll get the 1200x4 statline, and the rest of the time it'll be...what you see here.
>>561466754what did Dia mean by this
>start MANT run>suddenly get sleepyJesus Christ
>>561466936I hate how they completely remove the manual legacy basic input and making you HAVE TO choose the races won, fuck that shit. Sometimes you just wanna see the basic affinity scores between umas without the races
>>561467029Yeah but I can adjust accordinglyAlso does anyone know if Hesitant X work if you're the same style as the debuff? Like can fronts debuff fronts? The skill activation criteria seems to imply so but you never know
chill out with wit training, sweepy
>>561467029>know the numbers>it's 13.2637%>don't know the numbers>it's 50-50Never tell me the odds
>>561467131>can fronts debuff fronts?Yes they can, oonige debuffers are a thing.
>>561467131>Target: All enemy End Closersretard
>>561467125I also agree with this, they shouldn't have removed that. But you can at least import with a training partner code so it's not that much of a hassle>>561467238Don't be rude...
>>561466512Back then we had NOTHING and Spe helped me through a new and scary time. I'll always treasure this card.
>Last shop refresh had a total of 2 (two) books and 1 (one) normal hammerNo idea it could minroll that much.
>>561466512huh... it is not that much worse. I thought stinko would be a huge upgrade. Should I uncap power nishino then?
>Fast learner at the start of junior*Nervous gulp*
premarin...
>>561467390You deserve that and many more bad rolls
>>561467052>open game>ah mant runs again....its so over for meI think the first cm being long is not helping mattersjust make open league be A or A+ already so I can run unity for 4 more months
>>561467576>just make open league be A or A+ already so I can run unity for 4 more monthsAfter CM12 (the next one after this), it goes back to Taurus and the cap will be A+ then iirc
KITASAN YOU FUCKING JEWWWWWWWWat least she seems somewhat usable (she's not)
>>561467052I fell asleep during a run 4 days ago...
>>561467726gwo your wit...
>>561467576>not caring enough to be a punching bag for the whales and those who live in the gamengmi to better scenarios
>>561467821
>>561466054Gold City bukkake
>>561467821Saved me from bricked summers multiple times
>>561467821>only 1 speed rainbow I know I can highroll>hit the whistle>0 rainbows>:)
>>561467821From >0 speed 1stam rainbow 0 power 3 guts 1 witto>0 speed 0 stam 0 power 1 guts 1 wit
>>561467821Bricked me during saved summers multiple times
>>561467726could work if you had more recovery
>>561466641Spechud HATE>>561466756Spe-chan Love.
>>561467821this thing has been a real piece of shit lately
>>561467821You just did 2 races, after this turn you have to do 2 G1s, so can't race this turn. You are at 80 energy so can't rest either. All trainings are pathetic. Do you press wit for 12wit or do you whistle?
>>561452839>Wrong parents so Long B>>561467553Would you like to be paid to hate me?Whenever I get these replies, I get better results.
>>561468067Recreation
>>561468067mmm I think I will race
>>561468067i'd save for summer or climax
>>561467821I can't remember how many times whistle have fucked my summer or last 3 turns
>>561468104KWAB
>>561468104
>>561467821There are retards, then there are retards who still use this when there are already rainbows available to click
>>561467821THEY DON'T DO SHIT
>>561468008Stromboli love
>>561468008cuuuute
>>561468283available rainbows be like:>+19 speed +8 pow>+18 pow +11 stam>+12 wit +5 spd
2 mant runs till I can uncap my super creek
>>561468449>power cardsRun was bricked anyway
Why most guide skip Stayer Stake?
>>561467808>one of the worst wit cards in the game only used pretty much only for its gold skill>one of the best wit cards in the game but extremely inconsistentit's hard>>561467975umalator says 70% spurt ratewhatever, good enough, i'll use it if i can't get something better
>>561468008*CHU CHU CHU* (suction sounds) *NOM NOM LICK*
>>5614684675 for me, man these hours are comfy. The aura of the thread feels relaxed.
>>561468008The only Sirius KWABOLI I like
>>561468449Stop using shit cards
>>561467821>use 3 of this piece of shit>no one still wants to train speed during summer
>>561468586*smooch*
Better luck next time, "Winning" Ticket.
This game sucks.
Ayabe please…give me one high roll. You’re getting destroyed in public lobbies….
>>561468586
>>561468934nigga just glue at this point
free pulls actually working?? is this real life?
every time
>>561464953retention will only go slightly above 700k before grand live, you're good
>>561468934Don't start racing until you have 300 speed minimum
I don't think I should go outside today
>>561468551idk idk...
>>561468919>Getting bamboozledvs>Bamboozling
>>561469174what sim is this
>>561465032Helios did not end up agemasening meBut man I ended up with way too much stam and also really lacking in wit. Think I might try again with the same deck but replacing sweep with tachyon since I capped speed as early as senior summer
>>561469284moomoolator
>5 borrows>didn't even hit the 1st Summer once before quittingThanks for the advice "quit early instead of using clocks" niggers
someone please explain why pressure is bad, I see people post that sometimes but I don't understand. It's just a velocity skill right? Like every other velocity skill? It activates late race, isn't it good to have a higher velocity cap late race?
>>561469441You would have used a clock if you had the time my friend
>>561469441undefeaTARD...
>>561469465It's a skill linked to Shakur so people just collectively think it's bad
>>561463534https://files.catbox.moe/iufs9j.mp4
>>561469441make more parents
>>561469441
STOP I CAN'T BUY ANY MOOOOORE
For inheritance, is 5* long spread across 3 sparks more likely to trigger than 5* long on 2 sparks, or does the game just see it's 5* when determining odds?
>>561468841>>561468959What did I do to deserve this? Thanks.
>>561469969*smooch*
>>561467975Center Stage pushes you far less than the white versionRestart and Second Wind don't do shit>whatever, good enough, i'll use it if i can't get something better
>>561469956it checks each other separately, you need them 3s and 2s
>>561469909If only we could stack them all in one turn...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCyXsHC-lQ4
well anon?
because TB careers are so long I brought out my old phone so I could run two careers at the same timeI'm not sure what I was trying to accomplish but I think I forgot to go to work
>>561470161A difficult choice, but my heart and dick know what they want.BIG FAT WEEB BUTT
>>561469432well idk, i think that shit's brokencompare tab shows me 30% full spurt while stamina tab shows me 70% full spurt
>>561470087Then you'd reach the 100+100 limit, and feel REALLY silly...
>>561469956https://chronogenesis.net/affinity_calculator
Does power really matter at all for a front runner? Should I skip buying power scrolls on Kitasan?
>>561467821>somehow makes trainings worse
>>561468008>>561468381
>>561470413if she isn't able to punch through the pack early-race then she isn't frontrunning any more and then what is she going to do
>>561469956Spark on each umas are count as single individual chance to trigger. If you have 5* long on 2 sparks, it means you have 2 chances for the 3* and 2* to spark individually
>>561470335that's why i never turn my oshis into numbers
>>561470258>because TB careers are so long I brought out my old phone so I could run two careers at the same time>I'm not sure what I was trying to accomplish but I think I forgot to go to work+15 energy -1 mood
>>561468381
>>561470550
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK TO GO STAM YOU WHOOOOOOOORE I JUST BLEW 5 WHISTLES
>>561470161Today I will go with Finemo
How did VF manage to do this? I get the stats are highroll but how do you get so many skill points?
She failed debut even with fuku SSR....
>>561470762that's your next arima cm ace now
>>56147084960+ RB, hammer every race possible (prioritizing G1)
>>561470849Buy an ad.
>>561470762i would still hit wit if only creek was in stamina there
>>561470762nice TT uma anon
>>561470762next turn for sure
>>561470849use hammers in all races
>>561470762>555>senior summerpower sparks?
>VF shills during burger hoursHow much are you being paid to shit up the thread? /uma/ only has 300 people utmostIs it worth it?
"THEY" are awake early today
>>561471347Im not shilling him I genuinely didnt know how can you get so many points.
I just came back to the game, can I get some help with deck building?
>>561471446Uninstall
>>561470161My first hot springs winner Grass Wonder
>>561471446give up
>>561471436Paama kissu
>wake up>take a massive shit>go back to bedcomfy
>>561471446honestly anon just enjoy your life it's not worth it
>>561471619Teio would say this
>>561471446Fuck off and don't come back, you're irreparably bricked.
>>561471446come back again in 4 monthshttps://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/globalmake something usable with at least 45rb, better would be at least 50
>>561471446You missed the reroll window
oissu
should i bother building a third ace that isn't pace? this wasn't supposed to be an ace run at first, but the inherits and well, everything, were such obscene highrolls that i figured i might as well make it as a backup
>>561471446Uninstall, only the VFcord can save you. Don't come back.
>>561471823show dick buhi
>>561469341Let's say your uma goes at 60 km/h in mid race (I'm making the numbers up) and she uses a gold skill to increase her target speed to by 2 km/h. She will then accelerate to reach 62 km/h then when the effect of the skill is over decelerate to 60 km/h. Here it's useful because your umas gained some lenghts by going to faster for some seconds.Now when you enter late-race your target speed increases to the maximum she can reach with her stamina and speed, let's say 75 km/h (again I'm making this up). But your uma when entering late-race still runs at 60 km/h, and using the same gold skill here in late-race will just increase her target speed from 75 km/h to 77 km/h even though she is still running at 60 km/h. So it's completely useless because by the time she reached her normal target speed of 75 km/h the effect of the skill will be over so it literally did nothing.After 2 years they finally noticed it, now Pressure gives acceleration but it's still a shit skill and in some cases like Special Week's unique they replaced it with Current Speed.And yes if you were wondering Special Week's unique is only good for acceleration for now.
>>561471446don't listen to them, anon, slumming with an umaroller account is funI mean I did reroll for a better account for the kitasan speed banner to get her MLB, but surely there'll be a card coming up that is just as good
>>561471446open league
>>561471446Get mentally prepared to play casually but not as casually as you're used to with 6 month long breaks
Grass Wonder's non G1 winning animation is really cute.
>>561471897dozo
>>561471929There is literally nothing redeemable, if you don't have at least 3 MLB ssrs by now you are bricked, that faggot doesn't even have kitasan or welfares.
Tamamo please win a race. I don't want to use clocks. I need you to lock in...
>>561471446Uninstall.
Has anyone tried Present From X for fronts? Seems like it would be good no?
>>561472217who the fuck is x anyways
>>561471446Lol, fucking shitter you're bricked, buy a new account or go to >>>/v/ with the other open league tards
>>561471619>he didn't wipe or wash his ass
>>561472393>he doesn't let it crust
>>561472274
>>561472083then should I just stop saving up my carats and start umarolling on my good account? I don't know what Satono Diamond's deal is but I like her dress
>>561472037h... uh... wha?...
reading chapter 5 for the first time todaywhy is team sirius trainer a magnet for flatties?
please tell me what deck I should be using for Medium distance Front Runners
>>561472446merldolf...
>>561472440This, it feels kinda good.
>Returning player comes back>everyone tells him to fuck off and leave>thread goes back to talking about unwashed asses Bravo /uma/
>2 mood downs in a row, up to AWFUL>keep training because I need more friendship>3rd mood down>can't get lower anywayman I love this game!
>>561472714higher quality discussion than /v/ma and um/a/ thoughbeit
>dude le lates are terrible!>kitasan loses 5 times on the first G3
What is the meta-narrative intention behind Marvelous Wit SR events not giving Marvelous friendship? Does she merely think of you as a tool, or perhaps a subject? Does her godly control over reality truly lead her to such hubris?
>>561472798>my turd is less smelly than the other turd and the other turd thoughbeit
I find it so weird that people don't order their deck and have no issues putting wit speed power speed power wit, quite disgusting
I just realized that the meta would stay the same for the entire 4 months except of decks going from 1creek to guts or full RB.The honses STILL need to be able to run all Mile Medium AMD Long even if the CM is Mile/Medium while building around the meta accel inherits. This is going to be a really long 4 months
>>561472880my lates do the same...
>>561472635That's just Suzuka being a magnet for (You)
>>561472714I want to believe all of those are just samefags but there's no time gap... I'm honestly disappointed
>>561473026trvth nvkv
so this is what hapoens when you oonige...
>561473094double naizuri when
>>561473016Facts are facts
>>561472471Yes roll It's not like there's anything else to roll
>>561472646HELP ME!!!
>>561473026>not aligning vertically if there's 2 cards of 3 types, or horizontally if there's 3 cards of the same 2 typesCRINGE
>>561472714His deck is pretty doomed thoughNot having 10000 MLB (gacha) SSRs is whatever but even his SRs are in a bad state and he missed several free roll periods too. I'm not sure what advice to give him besides just play for fun.
>>561471446Frist off, what are you building for? I can help you but I don't know what you're training for.>>561472714To be fair I was on the other board and completely forgot to check back here
Would you? I have energy recovery for this.
>HIS DECK IS GARBAGE WAAA WAAAAA HE CANT GET PLAT IN CMjust tell the nigga to enjoy the stories instead or some shit, jesus
>MLB Kita>MLB FineMo>Not going to be rolling on any support banners until the scenario is almost overHaving this ! on my shop icon is going to really annoy me these next 4 months
>>561472978in her event chain, the trainer is functionally nonexistant. although each event is introduced with the trainer ostensibly having observed these events, the events actually take place from nice nature's point of view (you see her dream in the first event, for example). since the trainer is uninvolved in the events, no bond is gained. but in her random events, where she talks directly to the trainer, bond is gained.
>>561473434u already know...
>>561473456there is no vertical aligment, only on career start do you see that, on your decks page the bottom row is shifted, and everywhere else is a line of 6 cards, the overwhelming majority of cases is in a line
>>561473601How come (You) didn't tell him that then?
>>561473102As one of the people who told him that he's bricked, am I wrong? Imagine not having a SINGLE MLB SSR by now. Not even kitasan, he has none of the welfare cards, he doesn't play enough to even finish the events, he's missed a whole uncap crystal. Like it's impossoble to win plat or catch up considering thats clearly an old account with no more newbie carats. He's fucking bricked that's just the facts. Its unfixable, either he rerolls (which he missed) or he should fuck off to open league. He's never gonna win a plat and given that he doesn't even play enough to finish events he's probably a flatliner that will uninstall anyway
post something cute
>>561473731cuz i don't want to, fuck you
>>561473778
Why does the game never give me glow sticks when I'm doing fan runs? In ace runs I get them all the time but in this run there was only one single instance of glow sticks in the shop despite doing 40 races.
>>561473573I'd personally race, since you're on track to max speed anyway.
>>561473601>implying there's a reason to play other than winning plat.
>>561473787Then shut up ya stupid turd-smelling neigha
>>561472646>>561473434Post your cards retard...
>>561473573too many times have i been cucked out of max spd by looking at a really good rainbow and thinking 'eh, i'll get another one later' and then it never happenstrain
What's the deal with Sleeping Lion, will it have an easier time activating if I have a FR in my team or if there is any FR in the lobby?
>>561473910I am just not sure about power...
Happy birthday Hishiama
>>561472646If it was me I would run thisKitasan BlackYukino BijinHaru Urara (or Admire Vega guts if you have her)Fine Motion (or Tachyon if you don't have her)Marvelous SundayBorrow Ines Fujin or Admire Vega
>>561473765>He's never gonna win a plat and given that he doesn't even play enough to finish events he's probably a flatliner that will uninstall anywayMan not everyone is a sweaty tryhard...
>NOOOOO DONT TAKE THAT OP TRAINING YOU HAVE TO RACE THE BIG NIGGER DICK SHO (SPRING) INSTEAD TO GET THE COCKSUCKER EPITHET WHICH GIVES YOU +20 GUTS
>>561474027>ifthere is a front runnner in the lobby.
>>561474027there's zero chance you are getting a frontless lobby
Built a great long Xmas Biwa, and thought she'd be great for the coming CM, until I remembered it's wet conditions, and I put Fine Course Menace on her. She's wins consistently in TT at least.
>>561471236She survives! Close to 80% spurt rate>>561471236Yep!
>>561474150If you're not trying to win then what are you building for? There's no point in giving advice if the uma is gonna be shit anyway.
>>561472635Because Suzuka, McQueen and Rice Shower are my beloved uma daughters. Tikezo and Spe are favors and Narita Brian is an obvious no brainer pick for your team.And Maruzensky is my boomer wife
>>561474150why did he ask for a deck then, if you only read umas there's not much reason to build, you can even go for full rainbow deck and that would work
>>561474169where is the big list of epithets and their bonuses?
>>561474169it's actually 60 stats so you can skip it if you have like a base +40 training
>>561473963I just mean as a template like 2 Speed, 2 Guts, 2 Wit>>561474124The annoying part for me is that the Gold skills are kinda shit. The only good gold skill there is from Kita and I guess I would have Bourbon TTL too even though you didn't mention her
>>561474027dober is so cute
>>561472635how can you say no to this board
>>561474260>>561474463Kill all metaniggers, maybe some people after a long break just want to know where to start?
>>561474187>>561474190Yes, so will Sleeping Lion trigger then or do I have to have my own FR for some reason?
>>561473434Kitasan/NTR/Windy speedMarvelous/Rice Powerwhatever your best wit card isORGuts deck + stam sparks + 1 or 2 wit cards
>end closer late starts>perpetually runs 10 lengths behind everyone else and never speeds up even with mid-race velocity skillsnow i understand why golshi cards have groundwork as a hint, it's meant for end closers not frontchudssame reason uma stan is good, positioning is everything
>>561474637unc forgot how to play the game...
>>561474626SAAAAAAAA (TL: mmpf)HASHIREEEEEE (TL: I'm gonna cum)KISEKIIIIIIII (TL: Inside her)
>>561474626god...
>>561474637when have you ever been able to come back to a live service game after months and just catch up without a big goodie bag from the publisher?
>>561474087My wife
>>561474626You may not like it, but this is how the peak female body looks.
>3 mood downs one after the other with summer marua borrow wasted too, fucking hell these hags
>>561472646>>561473434welfare suzukakitasan blackwit mihono bourbonRB slop of your choosing>but it's for kitaReplace KSB with Shinko Windy or welfare Special Week, even Kawakami Princess
>>561474637nta but if someone comes back after a longer period, they will always have to be a jobber until the next batch of meta cards comes outDon't have Kita card? You have to wait until Tachyon/Maru, someone comes back after those? Wait till Pasa etc.
>>561474682How bad is it to miss out on Guts though? It feels like I either need to sacrifice Guts to hunt for good gold skills or max out Guts but have shitty golds. That's what's annoying for me
>The Climax Begins!>4 hours lateroh cool I get to play the scenario now
One more pointless Trackblazer run and I can start making aces with Super Creek
boysex
>>561475320You mean for your SSR ticket? Just quit out midway through the run if you're already close to getting enough points. The points are still calculated if you quit for some reason.
>>561471446your highest race bonus cards are urara, nishino flower, marvelous, air groove, and wedding dober. next week, there will also be the team sirius group card from the story, which you should get as quickly as possible. you need SRs, but the next good opportunity to pull cards is on mr. CB, which isn't for a little while. frankly, it's not unworkable. you can still run a rudimentary guts build with this much.do you have any gems or selector tickets remaining?
>>561474637Cygames spit on players who plays uma on-and-off, it's either you ride or you die
Based Bourbon. NEVER Rest
>>561475083idk I just came back earlier this month after rerolling for Kita and then rolling for Creek and then dropping the game because of the lack of variety. I came back and love the variety and promise of increased pace for new content just in time to get 3LB finemo with the dump of gems in the mailbox and all the shit I earned over her banner. I feel like I'm in a really good spot overall considering I've only actively played the game like 3 months total.
Alright I watched that 30 minute video someone linked yesterday so no one else has to, here's the tl;dr>don't shit on Seriru, the guy overall is a great resource for global>however while I don't think he's outright wrong, after crunching the numbers I think he's overestimating how much stamina you need this CM>actual CM matches are not rooms, most people in the actual CM don't build 3 aces, they build 1-2 and a filler character whose job is either to sabotage via debuffing or is there to tank debuffs so they can make it to the end with a lot of stamina intact
My title? The Climax King of course
>>561475442With Opera Mare!?
>>561471446if you are planning on winning cms high chance you are fucked (or not, uma is pure rng luck bullshit after all)But if you just want to read and watch the funny uma stories and roll for your oshi you can just take your time and enjoy, ignore the meta-whores that are foaming at the mouth at the thought you aren't a slave to the cards kek>>561474637Yeah, I also took a break myself after getting burned out with the game (and irl stress), I just accepted I can't hassle myself with the cm bullshit so I will roll for the umas I want when they come out/read the stories at my pace.I frankly can't imagine how anons' autismo is so wired into the pvp
>>561475830>he's overestimating stamina requirements>but most people in cm will be running debufferswhat the fuck is he talking about
Learn how to finish your borrows in 2h with this one simple trick!>One card is lagging behind in friendshipGlue>Lagging in speed which will cause you to lose pre-summer racesGlue>No S or important skill from first inspirationGlue>Bad summerGlue>Bad shopsGlue>Debuffed and no cure in the shopGlue
So if I don't have FM I guess I better get it now to keep up, right? I can at least get her to +1 once I have the 2nd voucher (saving crystals for SPD Tachyon) and hope I get another copy when rolling for SPD SMaru
>get scholars hat in start of classic>have a ~25% chance of getting long S with every inspoPlease bwos send me luck...
Man. What the FUCK was this run? What did I just use 50 minutes on?
>>561476256but when do i finish the run
>>561476256Do you actually finish a run? Or better yet have fun?
>>561475830how does 3 aces mean more stamina drain than 1 ace 2 debuffs? it should be the exact opposite
>>561476348>>561476256
>>561476164>>561476392So he had kind of a weird roundabout logic but it was basically something like people put in a debuffer because they have nothing else decent to field, however at the end of the day debuffer umas tend to be complete shitters at the complete back of the line and in fact tend to be so far back that their debuffs can't actually reach the umas in front to affect them, rendering said debuffs useless outside of slowing down Ends and Lates.I don't know, when it explained it, it made more sense.
>>561476256Here's my personal favorite>debut race didn't give mood upGlue
>>561476357>>561476365I average one finished borrow a day haha.........
>>561476276
>>561476402Why are you quoting me for this?
I don't think I've ever seen anyone shill this. But creams are some of the best items you can buy, they allow you to race 3 times in a row and if you do get the skin conditions debuff you can instantly fix it. Worst case scenario you get 2 mood downs which isn't that bad since lots of events give mood and you can buy cupcakes
>>561475762That's because the early meta cards last longestKita for instance, will be used by people at least until Pasa, that's around 2 years worth of contentat the same time, Pasa will last about half of that timeFM? till Ramonu etc.
The Spe story comes tomorrow with the card, right? Do we get commander spe too?
>First run>The hat shows up by Hopeless>>561475830>most players in CM will be shittersI don't think anyone considers building for day 1-2 "opponents" to be a viable strategy, the ones that will break that 2 win streak or that you'll run into finals are going to be the ones running rooms.
>>561476553Meanie...H-have one more...
I glue'd 3 careers today
what the FUCK is your problemat least this confirms he isn't brown
Where's a cute dotoposter?
>quitting runsI feel bad for your danchouJust race your uma into the ground if the run is shit
I shan't be pulling for X
So there's no other way to pull the plug on a run while also getting the spark other than wait until the end of the year to not meeting the points goal? This fucking sucks
>>561476553This implies Shiraoki-sama is EEEVIL
My danchou would threaten to molest me if I killed any of my runs
>>561476978Lucky...
>>561476964but is shiraoki-sama SEXY
>>561476964drop me a link to the comic
>>561476887you can only kill a MANT run at the end of the year IF you don't have 300 points yet, and that's like 3 G1 wins
>>561476790I got to them
>>561476978You must become the ronin that knows that no daimyo is worth pledging loyalty to
>>561476757I want to RAPE you
wat
>>561477050I'd bet yes>>561477129It's just a fanart https://x.com/Terk_MC/status/2034280519912104381
>>561476887>>561476978>>561477146>lose all my clocks>get 2nd on Tenno Shonot even good as a parent since it'll have less affinityso glue it is
GEMS IN NOW GEMS OUT, GO MAKE DEBUT SCOUTBACK UP, BACK UP, TOO LATE TO BUILD A DECK NOWUMAROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'>What?UMAROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'>Come on
let's see how this goes
>>561477408TWO HATS
>>561477358
>>561477514I was just going to check myself, guess I can let you take the first plunge.
>>561477408You need to buy all the hats
Which umas are into cucking NTR? But not the uma doing the cucking, the trainer cucking the uma
>>561477514show results pls
>>561477415alive internet theory
>>561477408One for you and one for your trainee
WOOF WOOF AWOOOGA*licks Maruzen's feet*
>>561477715That's adorable
>>561477695>Which umas are into cucking NTR?None.>But not the uma doing the cucking, the trainer cucking the umaNone.They're all into vanilla, one on one, relationships. They all have a happy married couple fetish.
>>561477579Putting my dick in that mouth
>>561477695Falco
>>561477861
>>561477725I want to IMPREGNATE this hag
which uma would bully me with her stinky shoes and socks and tights?
>>561477695Rice, Falco, Opera, Fuji, Pokke, Tachy, Cafe, DaiscaAll of these are canon based on ingame events btw
>>561477695>the trainer cucking the umawhy cuck when you can herdalso Falco
Rape this, bully that. I just want a normal relationship
post your aces.
>>561477959KitaSLUT
Maruzensky just failed a 1%.
>>561478193
>>561478169>he thinks I'm wasting my time doing aces without Team Sirius lol
>>561475830Anon is bad at explaining. Basically because there is a long downhill in the late race that is worth almost 200 stam in savings late race stamina debuffs don't matter as long as you had enough stamina at the beginning to spurt. Room matches are usually more competitive than actual CM lobbies, everyone here should already know that. Normies will build the minimum viable team to run the race. If you don't get rushed or hit with big debuffs you can get by with lowish stamina and a gold plus white. The scenario skill is pretty good because in situations where it is useless you didn't need it or you were losing anyway and 1/6 of the time it hits in or just before the acceleration zone so it usually a good skill.
>>561477725God I wish
>>561477980flat ass
>onee chanWhy are there so many trans Curren Chang trainers?
>>561476790killed himself
"THEY" are pro-yuri and pro-trashposting which results in trans-toreinas
>>561478334https://x.com/QYyxWfAo5H5920/status/2036425749801165273I forgot my link
>>561476964>the demon tricking poor Fuku chan is evilYes
>>561478514>falco avatarfag>links to xitter>whining about troonsYup, the hands are extra brown
>>561477685>not shown: her ears poking out of the final hat from a jagged cut that she made again
>>561476503Debuffs are global, retardThe only debuff that needs range is All Seeing Eyes which is fixed by buying Savvy most of the timeStamina Siphon and all the other hesitant runner will hit regardless
MINNA
>>561478306Right I forgot to mention that. Also I think something about how people think debuffs make you lose more stamina than they actually do.
what are we seething about today?
>>561478581?
>Shadowverse EOSYou know who's next, right?
>>561478729Bakushin being too prim and proper that she won't ever let you fuck her pits even after she graduates
>>561477695AkikawaTwo of the Three Godesses
>>5614726462spd 3wit 1 flex. The next cm apparently only needs 600 stam, so the flex could be a guts card. If you can't cap power, flex a power card.
>>561478884pls no.... at least not until my wife releases....
>>561478884none of their other games have sequels that 98% of the playerbase migrated to
Can I have some decent pre-debut speed and wit trainings? Maybe? As a treat?
>>561477050Demons often use sex appeal to trick people. Curren is a good example
>>561478281kitasan WANTS her trainer to rape her
Sometimes I'll look at my TT scores and races to see who I lost to or whatever and sometimes I'm just truly baffled. Somehow lost by distance to an uma with sub-1k stam and no gold recovery on the 3600m track
>>561479190that'll cost you senior year summer trainings, do you still want them?
I made a french press with single origin Peru beans I got from Aldi, do you think Cafe would be proud of me?
>>561478281GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
i kind of liked mant at first but im starting to really hate itnow lowrolls arent just "damn. well, we go again" now they're "a whole fucking hour of my life wasted. ill never get it back"
I'm not sure what I should even use my ticket on. This is what I have that isn't mlb.
>>561478884Yeah. Princess Connect Re:Dive will EoS so Cygames can release Princes Connect Re: The Dive.
>Buy skills before final race because out of clocks>didn't save enough to get Radiant StarFUCK
>>561479385>a whole fucking hour of my life wastedSpending time with your precious trainee is never a waste
>>561478884We're getting Uma Masume 2?
>>561477514weeeeeeeell? 20min in, what's your current status?
>>561479401I'd keep it until I get crystals for Bakushin MLB. I don't know how long she'll last though since I don't look up foresight guides
>>561479234>>561479292
>>561479496Why are people wasting sp on that skill, isn't it shit?
>no vitas or kale drinks in the shop ever>every single rest is sleep deprived >uma fails sub 10% training How the fuck do you expect to get trained then?????
>>561479120slut
remember to make parents with all of your umasaffinity likes it
>>561479765she doesnt want to train, she wants to have sex
>>561479695it's not bad this CM because usually you only need it + 1 or 2 gold heal depending on your stamina, when JUST one or 2 gold heal won't be enoughthere's also fuckall in terms of accel in this CM, so having a decent gambling option isn't the worst
>>561479758
>>561479765glue and restart
>>561479278>Peru beans Hello latinx
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAI HATE THIS GAMEI WASTED SO MANY HOURS LAST MONTHNO A SINGLE SSNOT A SINGLE PLATSTUCK IN TT 5/6 GARBAGE80 ROLLS NOT A SINGLE VEGANOTHING TO ROLL FOR THE NEXT MONTHSI AM NOT HAVING ANY FUN
the uphill is too late into the race for Moxie this CM, right?
>>561479758>>561479854These things are the reason I don't hate JP posters anymore
>>561480036Nope, works perfectly
>>561479815You're not tricking me danchou
>>561480047What does "JP posters" even mean in this context? I'm only here cuz of Global, never touched the JP client, probably never will.
>>561479594post non shit art next time
>>561480036It's at the perfect timing
>>561479981>NO A SINGLE SS>ie complaining about S+stop bragging, little bitch
>>561479758>>561479854These things are the reason I hate JP posters now
>>561480143Oh my bad, I guess I hate JP posters again
>>561479981>Own finemo and ksb>Copeable creekIdk man Ive done better with worse
>>561479695>speed, accel and heal in a single skill>scales with wins (you will have 30+)It's like getting to have two maestros and prof of curvatures. You wouldn't take it over more critial stuff but better than random skills
>>561480220What does "JP posters" even mean in this context?
If you have a whale deck and can't get SS you should be executed
>>561480195>s+ is braggingare you >>561471446?did you play any test room here?mevertone is onn ss or ss+
>>561480289Most people won't get that many relevant skills unless they already had really good parents or farmed their own MANT parents
>>561480297Oh my bad, I guess I love JP posters now
>>561480373Jordan wouldn't say this
>>561480157
>>561478169Still trying to highroll a better opera and rudolf
>>561480381>basing your worth on room matchesyou're right, you are pathetic
I am neutral on JP posters
>>561474626all umas should be build like tanks with all the training they do they are too skinny and even fat
I need more gyarus
>>561479981thanks now i'm really confident about my skills since i succeed in things you don't with a worse deck
It's not a matter of who says it. It's how they say it. Where and when. But I can indeed confirm.They do say this.
>>561480276it gets worsewith the legandary race i will get a full crystal, the free selector creek gets to 3lb and i still can get the anni selector for mlb and i will still stuck after mlbing her
Fast learner runs are doomed to not cap speed, bad wit anyway
>>561479594Kitasan the Sex
>>561480660>skill what skill?brute forcing until a high roll?
>>561480816Your main problem is being a giga stamlet
>>561479981>Only have ksb and lb3 creek>No stinko>No marvey>No nishinoAnd I still farm plats, made SS multiple times, AND have not left class 6 since july
>>561480947This is over 80% spurt rate with Maestro and Restless, not to mention Radiant Star
>>561480612Why is it always Gold Ship who is drawn like a man?
>>561480976post one uma with deck
>>561479558still going, its been about 35 mins and it's coming to end of senior year
>>561480865will you continue to post abysmal “””””””art””””””””?
>>561481031because golshit sux
>>561481031Your Stay Gold, anon?
>>561481013If you had 1200 spd and long S it wouldn't be 80%
>>561481013The Umalotor is shit and doesn't work for this track. Throw her in a CM lobby on here and that Kita will almost never spurt
>>561481108painfully tight umanko
>>561480816>2x S still got SS ratingliterally how? and why didnt I?
1178 stam + 473 guts + 2 gold + 3 whites enough for B finals?
>>561481304She's stupid
>>561481087also for some reason it's hoarding all the manuals
>>561481124>no SYeah, but I didn't. All accounted for baby>>561481231>the nerd doesn't know what he's doing>>561481304How many stars is your Oguri at? I think every unique level adds 250 on top or something like that
>>561480945idk but i've never left c6, have a plat, made my first ss yesterday and don't "waste so many hours"life feels good
nobody will believe you, shakur
No long S so she's probably useless yeah? Any tips of skills for next time, or maybe the stat spread could be better with less X and more Y?
>>561481031Her voice isn't cute and girly like the other umas and she's known well enough to be drawn by secondaries for easy attention. Those are the only reasons I can think of.
>>561481378He's right though. Umalator includes late race downhill into calculation. Uma doesn't include it when deciding when to spurt, so she'll think it's not enough and delay it
>>561481031>>561481106>>561481108dont open this one if you have weak stomach >>5614813784. i dint have any 5 star horse. isnt that normal? what kind if oay pig you need to be to have multiple 5 stars
>>561481304Is your Oguri 5*? Ultimate levels add like 150 points each. And that Kita has a shit ton of skills
>>561481378Anon open a CM lobby if you want, even my End Closers with 1050 Stam and a Gold recovery barely had strong spurts. Your Uma is dead 9/10 times
>>561481308Pray that your Group B finals is full of shitters and you'll be fine
>>561481431stop mutating her character falsefagging faggot
I lost my ug virginity bwos
>>561481364you don't have auto-use enabled, wtf?maybe the bot is assuming you have it on
>>561481719Doto is the JarJar Binks of uma bwo. She is evil.
>>561481570no 4 and 0/300 for 5
>>561481431Doto wouldn't say this
>>561481072>>561449940I lied I dont farm plats, my plat rate is 1/3.
>>561481103Will you continue being a HIV positive prancing lala homo """"man""""?
Bros I'm unbricked...
>>561481793he probably never enabled it on the emulator
>>561481591NTA but I'll open one7942 3635
>>561481431Why do they look at me like this?
>>561481591you check with haraku or whatever
>>561481568coping so hard lol
Am i just bad at the game?
>4 bonds on powerI train spd, sta, or wit until the facility level is up>B-but the friendshipI don't care
>>561482038burbon wit is good?
Big Mac...
>>561482038Race more and use higher LB cards
can someone summarize this 2 hour video pls thanks
>>561482002>forgot to cap to 9 racersLet's try again2215 5137
>>561482148I do this, but I haven't broken through S rank on mediums abd longs yet...
>>561482038nyes
>>561482273>awful moodI'll send in my other one with similar stam
I hate being sub 1000 wit bro. Get me out of longslop so I can run 3 wit cards.
>>561482038Win all your racesOnly train under microphones, better with anklesKnow what's a good trainingSet up a good priority list of shop items to buyRace some more
>every public testing room is full of SS rank end closersi'm tired of longslop CMscan't wait for it to be over so we can have four months of peace
>>561480373Jordan wouldn't say this but she would be 100% right if she did
>>561482268be lucky
>>561482268Hope this helps
>>561482268Get good items in shopGet good rainbows in SummerUse good items on good Summer rainbow trainings
>>561482387I think you mean 4 months of XOguri + 2 dominators
>>561481905>all on medoes she like getting bukkake?
>>561481905
>>561482148Ayabe would say this, then spy on her friends to make sure they're fine
>>561481923I will proceed to ejaculate on that ass
>>561466510Hi, danchou here, I'll save you a spot anon! If you see this and want to reply with id I can have the invite out after reset on the first!As far as S+ goes it's certainly a posibility with your help, but the club is structured around being solidly S first with S+ as a bonus if we can do it. As the other anon mentioned base requirements are already getting really high & a lot of us got caught off guard by the notable increase brought on by MANT this month despite it taking longer per career.We do have "event" races every other month that involve giving carats away for participating so you should end up above S+ carats-wise if you take part in that regardless.
>>561482532don't you?
>>56147751427 races, 22 wins. Not sure why it was skipping so many races, I selected the usual mile-long agenda. My deck was fucked though, I had 2 wit cards and no priority on wit training, also I didn't have auto use items selected so it was pilling up manuals without using them. Has potential though with tweaking, I can easily see it getting 2 stats to 1100 with 30~ race wins
>>561482351yeahIt's a worst case test
>>561482387Unironically this CM might be the last CM where F2Ps will have a chance by using 3 end closers. Next CMs you'll see umas with 1200 600 1200 1200 1200 stats
Admire Vegan
>>561482641of course not, I'm not an uma
>>561482180Mandatory on not kita and bobo herself
making aces in TB is not good for my mental health
>>561482268swipe
>>561482736making aces is still kinda funparenting tho...
>>561482765What. How did he get 1,1k stam with just 15 stam sparks. Did he buy stam anklets and TE the shit out of his stam training
What's sex with Mejiro Ryan like
>>561482038>that MaruYou can do better with that deck. I almost capped speed with a single card, so you should be able to do it too.How many sparks are you bringing? Race more, buy anklets/microphones and pray for lucky rainbows during summer, use whistles if you must.>>561482180It's the only way to get Taking the Lead without getting Double Engine agemasen'd
>coped with mlb r riko in unity>turns out ssr riko is bis in both unity and mantwhy didn't you fags tell me to go all in on riko
>>561482765Why is Seriru so obsessed with power Rice?
Mambo
>>561482927he's a pedophile
The Long S was promised to me 3000 years ago...
>>561483076so that's why /uma/ loves him, huh
>>561481591idk >>561480816 seems fine
>Forgot to use my glow sticks againI'm sorry Danchou...
>do race>10th>what the fuck>clock>1st by distancethis shit is rigged
Based Festabro
>>561481769>20% speed growth umaYou didn't win.
>>561483383No one calls her Festa.
Twitter screenshots should be a bannable offense
>>561483181Tbf she did probably explode a little since Radiant Star was delayed, but maybe not or else she wouldn't have ran that far off during the late-race into the final stretch
>>561483181A Strong contender for Group B Finals
>>561482860Riko is essentially a stam card.
>>561483534Based
>>561483526kissing her rn
>steals your clock
>>561482882Paper bag isn't necessary since she covers her face with her hands the whole time from embarassment. Too timid to tell you to stop if you are rough. No initiative.
>>561483623What if that was her goal all along?
>>561483383>clanker hordeWhat in the goddamn...
>>561479902Anon I don't know how to tell you this but like 90% of all coffee comes from latin countries, unless you like Kona or some middle eastern blends. Which I mean I like Arabic coffee, I had some great stuff when in Egypt to see the pyramids, but it tastes very different from the coffee most people here are used to.
>>561483536Test it again if you want but It's probably fine with high wit due to the massive downhills>>561483561Me? I'm the 1178 Kita, yeah, that's what I've accepted will be my fate in CMs.
>>561482927There's never a reason to take a stamina card when you can hit stamina with power cards instead. Sloptubers convinced people that power rice was useless after Unity even though she is still really strong
My clocks went down to 594 and now im back to 603. My clocks have been oscillating between this area since track blazer. The only time I took dips was when I was using dober to do runs.
>>561483721we're both lucky then
How many hint books to max out an uma? Will i have enough in October? I haven't spent a single one yet
>so close to UGIf I only had fast learner in this run
>>561483526It has been foretold
>>561484048Deck
>>561483879I'm talking about the 855 Stam Kita
>even in TB I can only make an S+ umaWHY AM I SO BAD AT THIS GAME, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
what are the easiest umas to ug? I WILL GET A UG TODAY!!!!
>>561482631Heyooo, sounds good! Is it fine I send it when tallying starts? I'll mention "/uma/club" so it's easy to Ctrl+F it
>>561484287Just like me, you are probably a cardlet.
>>561484289Capguts + wit + highroll
>>561484086Well if crystal ball says so...
I just ragequit out of my Front career after I failed to get a Groundwork spark in 2nd Summer.I was running V. Bourbon
>>561482927Since we got free rolls on the Rice/Riko banner he likes to bring her up as a 'use it if you got it' thingHelps that it's a useful card for longs since it has good stats, won't agemasen you, and it gives you Maestro
>>561483819How many bot posts are there in /uma/?
>>561484167Insistent are we?
>>561484349Anyone can hit SS
>>561484483tbf I got her to 2LB without ever rolling for her so I occasionally use her
>>561484287never give up
Out of all of these, which should I increase the LB of? I already have MLB FiMo and of course Kitasan.Leaning toward Creek but I hear 3LB is enough.
>>561484597Mambro...
>>561484529>blue checkmark botsCursed. I locked my profile because of these clanker whores, bots kept following me even though I never posted anything.
>>561484458>>561483383If I interact with that tweet I'll undo weeks of algorithm gardening and start getting western trannies.
>>561484702Mambro...
>>561484581A 5th place finish isn't exactly instilling confidence in your Stamlet Kita
>>561483250Please rape me...
>>561484821That was a low roll so it's okay, reminder that the finals are in Great Mood!
>>561483837>I don't know how to tell you but achuaklly 90%Sybau, you can tone down that passive aggressiveness faggot, just say what you think and mean>unless you likeI don't, coffee is for retards and normies who got brainwashed into drinking literal shitBlack Tea has more than enough caffeine to give you energy to stay awake, with none of the drawbacks of consuming too much of it because coffee is overflowing with it. Not to mention it is delicious and has many other benefits like antioxidants.You can keep gulping down the goydrink that brown hands harvest in the south, I'm sure Steinberg will be happy to know you comply.
>>561484816Mambro...
>>561484662shakur
>>561484975>>561484816Mambros...
>>561484948Tell me you're Chinese without telling me you're Chinese.
>quadruple DistanceThis must be a world record
If I run out of clocks, I quit.
>hungry >but don’t want to cook>but also don’t want to eat out Uma for this feel
>>561484903Then host a lobby with great mood and race against one of the usual faggots here with 1200 Stam Fronts and 2 Golds and we will see if your Kita full spurts like the other Fronts
>>561484816This is just so peak. I'm even 420 trackblazin' it
>>561484662creek or diamond>3LB event cards????dancho, rape this man
Is final push/unrestrained any good for leftover skill pts? Not many other skills I can get
>>561485103You need Bono!
what would tazuna do to me if she realized i fucked kitasan during the classics
>>561484948>I'm completely wrong, but... *AI generated drivel*As expected of a reddit tachyonfag
>>561485193It's useless, starts when everyone's finished accelerating
>>561485206eating out Bono
>>561485042Mambros...
>>561485215horse feet
>>561484948TRVTH NVKE BASED BASED BASED
>>561485121>wins against a 1200 stam kita in awful mood>durrrrr what about finals with great mood!
what is the chance of shop giving you 10% discount
>>561484307of course that's fine! if you want a more distinguishable ctrl+F word use "petrichor" (means the pleasant smell of first rain). perfect for april! But I'll look for your post that morning either way
>>561485193you literally go through two corners after the late race starts so no, the final corner skill is bad
>>561484443It demands it!
clocked out at derby
>>561485254>>561485609Fuk. But I didnt get a lot of good skill hints its not even a cope skill?
>>561484948>more than enough caffeine to give you energy to stay awake, with none of the drawbacks of consuming too much of itFaggot, I want to feel like my heart is going to explode. That's the fucking point of drinking anything with caffeine
Some people here are just a lost cause.
>>561485672Cant aruge with that!
>>561485549You won against a guy that said his own Kita belongs in B Finals. Congrats on your B Finals gold.
>>561485802cause of what
>>561483383farming engagement is so easy for troons, all you have to do is tweet about the current thing and you'll instantly have 10k likes minimum from bots and "people" less sentient than them
>>561485795true, this is why i chug the monster
>>561485206EROTIC
>>561485802
>>561485996
I should try real coffee for once instead of downing lattes and instant coffee mixed with coffee creamer
>>561485752alright retard you know when people said "OO are luxury skills"?this is the time you grab front runner corners OO and long straights OOdo NOT get solo dodging danger, do get it if you have prudent positioning/ignited spirit witdo NOT get second wind/restart at all
I'm tired of doing awfuk careers today. CM lobbies again 38114111
>>561486145
Can you love an umamusume who can't run?
>>561486145it's literally the same shit
We have that family tree of umas, right?Is there one with all the stallions and the mares they've fucked?I need more fuel for my delusions
>>561486260is he fucking her in that censored thought frame
>>561486260Yes, 11 kids minimum
Hello yes would you like a 2 star with your 2 star
>>561486260does Ardan count
>>561486260so is she based on a real horse or is she a cygames oc?
>>561481793>What does "JP posters" even mean in this context?Correct, Sweepy said as much in a "issue" someone posted about. The bot, and sweepy both assume it's on by default, thinking it's common knowledge.
>>561445938Nyes, that training is worth ~60 stats, but you would be losing out on 80 stats worth of epithets, 40 stats from winning and 50 stats from coins
>>561486260Yes, cripple love!
>>561486219Results18357888
Whoever is posting Gentle, stop that.
No one likes Grass Wonder ugly uma
*Gives you 30 energy and playtime's over!*
>>561486712man, there was a doujin a long time ago about a cripple, and one of the lines was I want you to pound me so hard my legs spin like a helicopter rotor or somesuch
CLOCKED OUT A HJF AWARD
gn
I hope my A finals are easier than Mambo Cup...
>race to crown the strongest uma of all time>second strongest ever is nice nature
>>561487072
>>561486768Hosing 'Zensky off after the race
>>561486768Results79953185
>do a mcqueen run>races: 28, wins: 19>A+ >1000/950/750/400/950hahaha wtf is this shit
>>561487326niggaw hat are you doig
>>561487326mcqueef
>>561487072hjf does nothing in a derby rotation btw. And hopeful stakes does nothing period. Winning them is nice but you dont really need to clock them
>>561487234Hayahide sighted
>>561487326how many of those are G1 wins
>>561487387im don't do derby rotationsall my umas are raised to be queens
My cm team is Ayabe, Opera, and Doto, we haven't won a single room scrimmage despite all of them being finely tuned SS ranks, shrug
>>561487285>1200 wit>still whiffing restless
the hammer doesn't increase the title bonus, does it?if I hammer mile ch I'll only increase the race stat and sp and not the director's 2x +15 stats, right?
>>561487072seeking the raped
>>561487493BIG love
>>561487640yesthose are fixed
>>561487285Results.I think my Maru somehow managed to die near the end?51722830
>>561487735Pretty wild finish>Winning with Golshi while my Mambo is dead lastI feel nothing
>>561487572but the Long hinterinos...
Okay but why is her head so big?
>>561486949Unfortunately nobody pulled this card
i mean fuck"your long uma is shit because their unique is bad for miles"this scenario is fucking stupid
>>561487735Why is my new Ayabe doing worse than the previous one I always used? Is Long S that strong?
>>561487735Results43027049
wtf is wrong with this? why does she keep getting ass raped in sprint tt?
>>561488026How is Kitasan's unique bad for mile?
>>561488160have you checked the conditions
>>561488151she lacks guts
>>561488026just win lil nigga. if i can make xoguri and healer grass undefeated within 5 clocks so can you.
>>561488151Sprint A and Turf A
>>561488151Guts issue, I’m afraid
YOU BLOCKED MY AYABE
>>561486861FUSU
>>561488373
>>561488395Lemme sleep, shut it
You two are always so troublesome
>>561487574Will Doto be replaced when NTR is released?
>>561488085Results Fronts got rekt10438629>>561488056I would say Long S is very important, yeah. Though I think you won this race
Would you still find umas sexy if they had hooves on top of ears and a tail? Only on the feet though, they get to still have human hands.
>>561488598holy shit why does opera look so cute here
>>561487582RNG game
>>561488604stop filling up in less than a minute
>>561488651she looks small
>>561488626shut the fuck up and skeb some artists for fuku porn
sex with ayabe
>>561488604>long s is important Damn guess I have to use my previous admire Vega then. >>561488728Not me this time I’m making lunch
>>561488728I'm greedy sorry
>>561488409I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that
>>561488247It's only bad for Asahi Hai
>>561488651She looks like a girl
>>561487574Oshigaming is hard. The road to the top is long.
>>561488056>Is Long S that strong?Yes, 1200 speed + distance S = 1323 speed + distance A
>>561488626im in for real umanko but thats too much
>>561488626Hell no, they need to have human feet
>>561488881>road to the top
>>561488626I'm not a footfag so I wouldn't care in terms of sexiness, but hooves aren't feet, they're toenails and the entire bottom half of the leg is more a really long finger since their knees aren't knees, they're wrists.
>>561488626i think if the series started with that from the start, people would be giving a different opinion
>>561488604Results71382860
>>561489036Well I'm content with seeing my Mambo on the podium, you guys have some scary fronts
>>561488806Stop. Do not Admire Vega.
>>561488598Unfortunately for Doto, that is the fate that awaits her, she can still sit in the lobby as eye candy
>>561489112Mambo no!
>>561489004>hooves aren't feet, they're toenails and the entire bottom half of the leg is more a really long finger since their knees aren't knees, they're wrists.Man horse anatomy is weird
Speaking of skills, what is a backstretch?t. esl
>>561489271the descriptions are a joke. just look at the actual conditions
>>561489313>>561489313>>561489313
>>561489271Straight that isn't the final straight (homestretch)
>>561489271https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backstretch
>>561489036Results59950810Last one since we're moving to a new thread>>561489112Your Mambo is doing good desu, she can definitely do well in the CM
>>561489383I'm even more confused
>>561489169I can't believe we have to wait almost a year for her. It looks like JP had to wait 18 months for her, so I suppose it could always be worse.
>>561489606now click show conditions in the viewer
>>561489267It makes less sense the more you learn, like by all accounts their bodies should massively overheat due to how their muscles work vs how shitty their internal cooling system is.
