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umabraaaap umabraaap
how long must i wait
At least you didn't get 18th
most based thread in a while
>>561511519late 2027 i reckon
>>5615115192 years, probably.
>>561511547she owes me paizuri for such a poor performance!
do not openyou've been warned
>>561511685OW
Reading through old events, why the FUCK is Tickezo here
>>561511685AIEEEE MY UMA SPINE
Mambo!
>>561511715she had a SSR that no one ever used
Assuming you know your cm opponent is training SS kitasan with long S and chocolate bourbon, what can you even do to counter it?
>2 gold recovery chains>neither procamazing game
>>561511685wtf
>>561511819Skill issue
>>561511685
UOOOOOHHH EPI'S A BRAT UOOOOOHHH NEEDS CORRECTION UOOOOOHHH
>>561509861Deck?
>>561511819just get luckier
>>561511685AAAAAAAAACK
6 days until Fuji Kiseki!
>>561511773have UG Kitasan or rub your lucky foot and pray to shiraoki-sama
>>561511853I told you to tighten the strap of your Wii remote, bro.
>>561511773mom go sky
do we even have any teiobros left at this point?
>>561512064They all left for /v/ma...
>>561512064What if there never were any Teiobros to begin with?
>>561512064probably just lurking or something
>>561511773end closer gamble
>>561511773just carryover tama ult + perfect radiant star + nsm + spurt
I love maruzenskyI LOVE MARUZENSKY!!!!!
I hate this man
yankomanko
>>561512064I am the last Teio sexual...also Fuku and Ryan are hot too
>>561512302I love that man
>no long s>seiun sky didn't give me escape artistFuck
>>561511685why does it get faster the longer i keep it open
>>561512427>Ryan are hot tooyou alright teiobro
>>561511773I believe in my umas
Umamusume are kind of scary...
>>561512064>buy the hat>immediately get a shit summer>kitasan never finishes event chain>fail a last 5% training that would've put me into 119X speed>but at least got a nimble*3 copeparentthis happens every single time I buy the hatbut without the hat you can't compete
>>561512153sure thing bwohey but since you're so good at the video game please do tell what the probability of hitting TTL+GW+NYO and atleast 2 midrace speedskills and your 1 single gold recovery at 1000+ Wit areI'll wait, come back to me once you've figured it out
Anyone else waiting for Grand Live to read uma careers?
>marked
>>561512064My device autofills I will with Impregnate Teio
>>561512648i'm waiting for EoS.
why is mejiro bright so underrated? she's darn cute
how the fuck do I tell Top Road to stop sucking my energy on training days
Hey you.Yes you.Why don't you become my husbandwife?
>>561512648I'm doing ayabby ura because i want to read the events that do happen in mant alongside her normal story
>>561512302why?the race spam?
>>561512661
>>561512596do not overstam like this tardo https://youtube.com/watch?v=5pSBmqkMBPU&feature=youtu.be
>>561512810>front runner無理
>>561512661I've played through Ayabe's story (no hot springs event yet though) and she seems like one of the least for (you) umas in the game so fan art like this seems very out of character.
>>561512810But I already am?
>>561512848
>>561512648nyo
two long S taishins in a row with dogshit stats fuck my narita life
CM11 lobby18629972
>the katsuragi ace gourmet parade video is gone
>all scrolls and bonuses fall into speed because of course
>>561512064I'm still seeing some pop up from time to time. They're probably just not openly posting anymore
>>561512810Ok
>>561513082umas are cuter as midwits.
are there any career scenarios that only have 9 racers per racei'm tired of losing to shitters who have half of my stats if not less because every race is an 18 person fuckfest
>>561513016
>>561512810Katsuragi Ace isn't exactly my type of girl to yume for but I might eat my words when she actually comes to global
>>561513061Shame. I had to remake the audio file for pic related as well with the Catbox mass murder.
>>561513151skills-issue.
>>561513124Me sitting here for 2 hours knowing it'd be stupid to use my resources for mlb fuku but also it'd just make this so much fucking comfier.
>>56151315118 is good for nimbly navigating
>>561512648Dozo
>>561513061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJF8h7GiVRY
>>561512064I think our Teiobwos are usually on /v/ma if they have a thread up
>>561513201
kitapits pitasan
>>561513327>480pIt's already over.
Okay, but Taiki is waaaay too fuckable.
>>561512064we bullied them out of the thread
>>561513367Doesn't make sense, Teiobwos are hated at /v/ma
>>561513053CM11 lobby41929869
>>561513409garbage uma for garbage ameritards
>>561512064those insidious VILLAINS just started false flagging as everyone else
>>561512064Someone will adopt her. Look how cute she is!
>>561513379
I made the meme debuffer
>>561513409
>>561513584I'm being attackedHelp???
>>561513613Your Siphon?
>>561513613>7 debuffs>950 witanon..
>>561513613>no front debuffstskr
>>561513584
Reminder that it's better to bring no fronts than to bring one weak front. There's only 3 scenarios, depending on the amount of enemy fronts>0Solo front will never win>1You will proc Kita unique, but that front will be stronger than you and you'll lose anyways - you actually helped that front pace up, so your 2 other aces are less likely to win>2+You are not even gonna proc Kita unique
Which Uma story hit you the hardest emotionally?
>>561513472I don't think it's a real hate and just bants hate. I don't visit their thread enough to know
>>561513613>Hesitant pace/lateWill go insanely hard during the first two days.
>>561513473Need 3 more
>>561513815I'll bring two strong buhi fronts
>>561513757
>>561512648nyes, I'll skip everything and not read the story anyway though. Except for the onsen
>>561513151inherit uma stan and its ez pz
>>561513815I thought you were a robot, Bourbon, why are your hands sweaty after tipying this post
>>561513583This is the mother of my children
only took a year of the bitch dodging meNow to be pissed anytime she shows up in my rolls
>>561513917
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>561512958>no hot springs event yet thoughPoor bastard is unaware
Seiun Sky must be stopped.
Tactical Tweak +1 hint level
I DON'T LIKE TRAINING KITASAN I CAN'T USE THE KITASAN CARD AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>561513583Sorry teio but my top 3 are Ayabe, Cafe, and Nice Nature. There is no room for you to be loved.
>>561514016At least you have her. I have exactly 0 copies
>>561513473CM11 lobby39942705
>>561514115crotch ayabes crotch i want to see it
>>561513613Your Siphon...
>>561513835Ayabe's. I cried through a lot of her Classic year. I also cried during Road to the Top episode 2. And also during the end of S2, and a bit during Kawakami's career and also during the final episode of Silence Suzuka's main story chapter.
>>561513613>no stamina sipon, trick (front), or flustered front runnersez Kita eats
>>561514087
I regret buying a stamina weights
i have mlb ntr because the frees made it good chance to finish in one pity but it feels bad to use a pige card
I agree with Seiun Sky.
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>561513835Nattie's struggle to be the main character is very relatable
>>561514267
>>561513327>>561513061
>>561514115I might change my mind once I've seen that event.
MANT is so easy to fix, just do the following: 1. Placing over your rival counts as a win2. Double the currencies of G1 wins3. Put Daiwa Scarlet on a slingshot swimsuit 4. Career only, half the speed/power penalty on Distance/Surface
>>561513835I already spoiled myself on Main Story 2 and I can't wait for Rhein Kraft to dropBeautifully written. King is the canon wife.
>start traininig mambo in ura>back to back to back mood downsHOLY HECK is this normal this is awful
>>561513835Suzuka's, not even close. The way she and her trainer completely trust and deeply rely on one another was hauntingly lovely and extremely moving. Exceptionally close emotional writing. I chose my wife well
>a whole hour wasted because event chains refuse to completeThis game truly is NEETslop
>>561514229THIS GUY REALLY BE CRYING OVER A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER LMAOOO
>>561514438
nishishi~
>>561513613You are ok in my book
>>561514451wonder if ryan, fuku or teio recorded their voices for this
Are we actually getting a random SSR ticket soon or was I tricked. I've been saving my selector just in case I get the card I need from the random ticket...
>>561514597Your post made me cry.
>>561513704Idk she's helped me win 3 test lobbies ina row now>>561514226it looks like its only on 1 card I don't have, is it actually that good?>>561513710What's wrong vagueboy, afraid you'll say something?
>>561514597This guy has no empathy and lacks the heart to be touched by art. Laugh at his inhumanity
>>561513835Agree with anons. I think it's evident how Cygame's number one beloved uma is Suzuka. She deserved it after the horse's tragic death.
Which Uma is most likely to force themselves on their trainer?
>>561513835Kawakami Princess
>>561514212CM11 lobby11306056
>mant is the racist mode>racists use MORE energy instead of less
>>561514628
>>561514710
>2 kale juice>3 pancakes>3 speed weights>3 charmsYOOOOOSH I'M READY FOR SUMMER CAMP>no rainbows
>>561514529someone named a horse after minecraft?
>>561514690teioniggers only feel something when they're eating
>>561514529Preach, brother.
>>561514662what, who told you thatit's only the selector
>>561514823Mein Kampf actually
>>561514727That scene where she's feeling really down and decides to open the letters she finds in trainer's desk to cheer herself up was heart-breaking.
>>561511890>>561504221
>>561514793the illusion of choice
>>561514793
>>561514823Let's do some umacrafting, bud!
>>561514761CM11 lobby25902475
some of you are alright, heres the secret statline
>>561515042>fills up instantly
Almost forgot about these
>>561514980
idk what to do with my voucher and crystal>upgrade kitasan 3LB -> MLB and creek 2LB -> 3LB>upgrade wit nice nature 1LB -> 3LBeither of these sound like a good idea?i dont really have any other noteworthy ssr cards. atleast, not ones that can be brought to a useful level. dont have fine motion at all.
I am a coomer. Can you guys give me an uma wife?
Tomorrow I will start abandoning runs after second inspiration, for sure...
Anon! Are (You) ready to save /our/ Fuku from impending doom? Things aren't looking too hot for our beloved uma, but we can still try! We are almost there! I'll post our items soon.Races>G2 Long vs. Mambo (3 consecutive races!)Shop (239 coins)3 turns>speed manual>guts manual>megaphone 40%>hammer>power weights>stam weights>megaphone 20%>speed application
>>561515079Is Radiant Star good for all running styles?
maybe I'll get a good run tomorrow
>>561515079>only 3 midrace skillsBwo... longslop is a joke
>>561513835For me it's Tamamo ingame, and Teio from S2
>>561511819>he didn't include Oops! All 6s in his deck
>>561515183Daiwa Scarlet because 90% of her lewder fanart is off model
Love these Victory Clowns.
>>561515183Daiwa Scarlet
>>561515042>7 frontyeah i think that's enoughthank you for joining
>>561515123
If you married Tama she would probably want 6 kids minimum
>>561512858buy an ad faggotalso well done proving my point>LS player who has no clue about Fronts>doesnt factor in S distance>doesn't factor in dueling>doesn't factor in spurt start and recalculation delay>goes off of inherently wrong numbers>doesn't factor in accel RNG>thinking 144 sp will make or break your midrace>the initial question was whether 1000+1 gold was enough>still recommends 1100+1g1wactually deluded beyond saving
>>561514901Some guy said we'd get one this week, I guess I might as well MLB my FineMo if we are not getting anything
>>561515160First option a hundred times over, 2lb creek is borderline unusable
>>561515253STOP BEING HAPPY!
>>561514476>Entire career is about finding a way to cope with the loss of her sister and eventually coming to terms with it>She now wants to live but doesn't know how, wants you to stay with her to find out what life is aboutI'm sorry you are this dense anon, it was not meant to be, Ayabe will never be for you. But do not fret, I will show her happiness unlike any other, I will give her a reason to live and be happy.
>>561515242Does Tamamo have a good career story? I haven't seen anyone mention it before.
>>561515204These are our items.Knowing that, what will we do now?
It's happening, what the fuck. I didn't even get Med S or Fast Learner.
>>561515287
>>561515287fusu
I love making fast learner NPC umasI love when all the starts align except for Swinging Maestrohonestly it's kinda epic
>>561514823>tfw my country's largest telco is on the process of banning minecraft and roblox i hate this shithole
Jiggie please
>>561515160Hold the crystal, don't worry about winning plats for the next 4 months then spark Creek/CB and use the crystal on some brand new card such as Tachyon.
>>561513835
>>561515503Nah.
>>561515239ok
>>561515445
>>561515376Yeppers her story is very down to earth and something you can relate to. Trainers were spamming screenshots of her story (including me) during her release
I don't want to pull for the cockball card because it's useless for my HERO mr cheese burgers
/uma/ minecraft server when?
>>561515376NTA but it's a sufferingmaxxed rollercoaster. Probably hits alot closer to home if your parents aren't in good health.
>>561515204Nice, we backUse kale + cake, train speedBuy manuals
I think I respect that anon that left the club on his own terms looking at it a month later, though I'm still confused as to why he left without collecting gibs at the end of the month
>>561515624
What's your Support bonus
>>561515650But is it useless for your second favorite hero, KATSAROOGI ACE?https://youtu.be/-mf5wGpXIcA
>>561515803
Why can't I select my Kitasan Black for testing? She tripped and got hurt really badly in the last test race, does that make you wait to use her again?
>>561513835King Halo too relatablein the Anime the later half of the S2 plotline and Ayabe's story in the ONA fuck CURREN WHORE
>>561515204Kale + Cake used, trained speed! Stam +6, wit +6 from event.Today is a G1 day, and tomorrow too!Will be back with results!Shop (209 coins)2 turns>megaphone 40%>hammer>power weights>stam weights>megaphone 20%>speed application
Niigata is so evil for having that shit ass uphill on the track
>>561514451
>>561515307go join public rooms and post results lol
ONLY SLUT UMAS WEAR EAR CONDOMS.IF SHE'S WRAPPED, YOU SHOULD BE TOO.#PROTECTYOURSELF
Is gaslighting yourself the only way to keep enjoying this game?>today is the day I'll get an high roll UG!>shitty run>shitty run>shitty run>shitty run>okay this run was good! - 16k S+ uma>5 borrows gone but tomorrow will be the day!
>>561515973
>>561516096>rankwhoring>number must go up>didn't go up, seethe postretard
MAAAAAAAANJUST LET ME GET MY FINE MOTION AHHHH
>>561516096more importantly, 5 hours gone
>>561516096>5 mantblazer runsno wonder you think gaslighting is the only option
>>561516096>think a run will be shit because of a bad junior year>I have SS stats by the end of it
>>561516152you don't play the game
>>561516092>sweepy>safe and pureShe has ear condoms and an entire hat bwo
>>561516143giwtwm
>>561516014We got 2nd on Yasuda Kinen. -15 energy, +12 stamina. +20 energy and +10 stamina from event.We got 1st on Takarazuka Kinen! -10 energy, +15 power. No other events.Summer training time! Will bring our options and new shop soon!
>>561516159
Laurel what the fuck!?>>561515350I had to go through pages and pages of umas crying. Let me have this!
>>561516325They're built into the hat and the hat and she doesn't wear the hat in daily life.
this stat line is the best in the game 1200 speed 900 all
>>561513835Coming from the future.Still in love’s. The ost, the extreme lovey dovey moments hit like a truck.
>>561516291retard
>Play MANT>Expect to get S-S+>Get S-S+ and sometimes A+ if I was just doing a parent run>Finish all five borrows with these low expectations>Feel satisfied
>>561516092Yep safe and pure for marriage anon is fucking blind
>>561516443I accept your concession
That Gentildonna koma is missing the "crack" SFX for when she very obviously breaks that poor torenas hands
>>561516425Deck?
>>561516337
How high's the percentage for losing stats on 4 consecutive? I still have around 10 energy left.
>>561516425woops forgot this
>>561516482Nah trainer tanks it
>have 5 star kitasan black>have full motion>have super creek>win every race>win every scenario>60k free gems>didnt spend a red cent on the game>best uma is A rank kitasanIs this it? Did i beat the game? Is my account bricked?
>>561516450I did this from my phone while taking a dump. It's literally a low effort shit post.
>>561516336Summer training time! Let's try to save her, anons!Shop (369 coins)6 turns>Miracle cure>Whistle>Speed manual>vita 20>glow sticks>stamina weights>megaphone 20%>speed application
>>561516092>Haru and Yeppers in dirty whoreAnon...I think your logic might be flawed
>>561516143fuck this comic is so cute
>>561516521
>>561516450Happy meal is for marriageKitasan black is for playing the game on tutorial island mode
>people talking about using "all five borrows">in MANTBLAZERBro do you actually treat this game as a MMO? That's five fucking hours a dayGet into an actual MMO, or work out, I dunno man, I can't think of ANY gacha where its playerbase dumps that levels of hours daily
>>561516634Easy witBuy whistle, speed manual, vita
>>561516496dont lose the mile set like me, probably replace tosen jorden or mihoyo bourbon with sirius
>>561515357>She now wants to live but doesn't know howI get that, but that aspect of her character development seemed to be largely directed towards building up her relationship with her friends. Although she does appreciate the trainer, the bond she has with them seems to remain purely professional.>wants you to stay with her to find out what life is aboutShe doesn't say that outside of her hot springs scene does she? Her final career scene, Dear "Me", and the Holiday Season event don't show her as being particularly close to the trainer.
>>561516634Buy manual, use pancake, motivating, train wit.Our stats are GRIM
STOP!You have been visited by Officer AmazonNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>561516161oh I had that beat
>>561516047nice argument, I accept your concession
Junior Year and I already lost all my clocks, I didn't even win Filly Stakes. I'm at 300+ stats and still lots 3 clocks to Pearl.
>>561516671gn
>Happy meal is for marriage>Kitasan black is for playing the game on tutorial island modeWhat did he mean by this
>>561516161Give me a quick dumb career idea to get these last 16 career points for my MLB finemo>>561516829holy based I kneel
>>561516717I'm sorry for having fun
>>561516717I'm a NEET
>>561516634buy whistle, speed book, energy drink, train wit
>>561516671This is entrapment, she can't do this>>561516832gn niggy
>>561515649>>561515716I hope I get spooked by her at some point then.
>>561516832Godspeed anon
>>561516092>sweepy>safe and pureanon she's the biggest whore of them all just ask Kitasan and Fuji Kiseki
>>561516717I'm addicted to gambling
>>561516717I quit out of a run early if it doesnt look good by the end of summer camp 1. Quality > Quantity
>>561516831Of course, Classic Year welcomes me with 2 mood downs. Bad seed runs are real
>>561516831people keep joking that nishino flower is the ebin run-slayer of MANT but I lose way more races to seeking the pearl than her
>>561516717I glued 4 of my borrow runs after first summer though
>>561516812she should do her fucking fanruns
>>561516717Okay I'll stop having fun I guess
>>561517082Seeking that pearl has big sisterly even in G3, it's kind of fucked
>>561517027Getting to that point is already half the run though. Qutting there is already the equivalent of a unity run. This entire scenario is a waste of fucking time.
>>561516634Bought whistle, vita 20 and speed manual. Used megaphone 40 and trained wit (we don't have any cupcakes)!What now? Not looking good for us.Shop (299 coins)5 turns>Miracle cure>glow sticks>stamina weights>megaphone 20%>speed application
I miss my free ai porn video makers
>>561517027>>561517119you guys let your shitty runs get all the way to summer? you're a lot more optimistic than me. Mine usually only make it to classic inspiration or classic jan 1.
>>561517082HOLY SHIT I WANT TO EMPTY MY BALLS INTO DAIWA SCARLET SO BAD
>>561517082Nishino, Pearl and City are three names I really don't want to see in Junior Year
>>561517253>civitai going paywalledgood times, but i aint giving these jews any money
was grass born a yamato nadeshiko or is she covering for an embarrassing past
>>561517245>another rainbowless summerAieeeeeeeeWhistle
>>561517245HOLY GRIMSHIRAOKI-SAMA PLEASE BLESS THIS WHISTLE USE WHISTLE
>>561517136>>561516906I'm sorry, you two are alright, have all the fun you want!
>>561516829is a rating of 1 possible with all 1 stats
>>561516812This ritualpost is pretty gay tbdesu>>5615168873 guts 3 wits taiki
>>561516812I LOVE her rivalry with Brian, I love how kind and caring she is about others and I think her racing outfit is very cute! I try to bring her to CM every now and then alongside Brian.
>>561517409>1x5 stats + unique + aptitudesno
>>561517245Whistle used! Kitasan on paid leave again.
how long until we actually enter the first CM 11 races now?
>5 whistles during senior summer>2 more whistles during TS Climax>no KSBhello? why the fuck I have so much guts instead of power anywayI'm this close to getting antisemitic
>>561516887you know where to go
>>5615176013 3/4 days
>>561512427>AI slopMuslimpanese Umashiko police and anti-AI feminist simping otakugroids disliked that
>>561517575Owari da... Just train speed...
>>561517575NEVER CHANGE KITASANDo we still have another whistle? If yes I would like to use it. If not then can't be helped, speed.UNLESS another trainer wants to race
I finally have a S+ Uma!Thanks again to whoever created the Agenda pdf!The run went perfectly!>won every race (had to retry a few times in the beginning)>got Groundwork & Tail Held High>Corner Adept and Corner Recovery>sparked to Turf: SThe minor goofs were>spent first summer raising only Wit (nobody had appeared on their proper training except for witters)>picked the Speed rainbow over Wit when I was already at 1100 because I wanted to finally cap it this run; ended up capping after the second Finals race>bought a friend-up item despite everyone being at max friendship>not a single track/style corner skill>A SINGLE BLUE SPARK: WITOverall, I feel great and have come to enjoy the player engagement of MANT. It's way better to play in the evening so I do not worry about wasting time during the day.
Beeeeeeh
>>561517836Agenda pdf?
>>561517836assuming you have 50 race bonus and 3 master hammers, you only need 1130 speed going into the last 3 races to cap it without clicking it again, nice to keep in mind
Your strongest uma is now your wife. Who have you married?
post something cute
>>561517575Last whistle used! Kitasan is finally here!Wat do?
I forgot to attatch my results....>>561517945I'm reposting this from the archives. Someone recently included a detailed guide, too.>simple /v/ideo guidehttps://files.catbox.moe/4t75z0.mp4>in depth guideshttps://files.catbox.moe/o8f6oe.pdfhttps://uma.guide/guides/trackblazer>race scheduleshttps://files.catbox.moe/3pd89i.pdf
Characters that came out right before MANT... kind of never give you a chance to see their career, which is funny since KITASAN AND MAMBO HAVE THE WORST FUCKING CAREERS EVERMAMBO DOES THE MCQUEEN MEME EXCEPT YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO HOPEFUL STAKES
>>561517836Omedetou bwo!>>561518145ALL IN KITASAN. If another trainer wants to use the speed weights feel free but for me only normal speed training
>>561516717>That's five fucking hours a dayno if I quit bad careers early it's notit's honestly saner to just do the good ones
>>561518109Dusty womb... Marry her and reproduce with her grandgranddaughters...
Guys.Gaze on Me is really good...
>>561518142
>>561518145Speed NOWDont use weights yet
>>561518145SPEED SPEED SPEED
>>561518146>uma.guides
>>561517234>>561517261Unfortunately I run Fuku so summer camps are a huge power spike for me if she hits. I figure it's always worth getting at least that far. Plus you get all the shop rerolls from triple crown/triple tiara
>>561518145Speed trained! What now?Shop (299 coins)4 turns>miracle cure>glow sticks>stamina weights>megaphone 20%>speed application
>>561517082For me it's always Fuji
>>561518509Aaand Kitasan decided to disappear again.Wit
>>561518509Wit...
>>561518256more like gays on me lol
>>561518575
>>561518509Buy the glow sticks; they’re a tool that can help us later
Might be a usable deck for next CM if I get a proper highroll..
>>561518649wonder who's behind this post
>>561517082Vodka scams me with her NSM every now and then. Always on an important G1
>>561518509Wit trained! Bought glow sticks.Last summer day!Shop (284 coins)3 turns>miracle cure>stamina weights>megaphone 20%>speed application
>>561518509Fuck me, wit training
>>561518649I buy them and use them during both Arima Kinen, that way I farm more fans for the Club
having good stats isn't enough you need good gold skills tooall of the SR cope cards in the world could have the most amazing statlines ever but they don't give you a generic goodstuff skill like professor of curvature so they're effectively worthlessyet those SSRs that give you gold skills themselves need you to MLB them or they're nigh-worthless...
>>561518970Really need that speed...
>>561518970This shit is so ass.
>>561518970all in on Kita training - weights, phones, whole 9 yardsShiraoki-sama is PISSING ALL OVER US WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>561508667>Restless, Swingwing Maestro and Concentration from SSRs>all before Asahi HaiI swear there's a karma gauge that shanks you whenever you get too lucky and soothes you after you get btfo.
Name a worse singer than Tokai Teio.you can't.
>>561519168Oguri Cap
>>561518970>pre-debut charming>only get stamina from events>both summers are absolute shitTruly an /uma/ run.
>>561519071You can bypass this by having an uma with a strong kit, Kitasan being able to run without the need to use that dogshit Bourbon card is huge
>>561519168They all sound the same to me.
>>561519071I gave up on this CM because of that, finally realized you have to whale hard for the incoming ones with MANT.
>>561519168Smart Falcon is the only one I can think of.
>>561519128AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I got my first A+ Uma praise me!
>>561519218This is why I said IT'S A VERY BAD OMENAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>561519395Kawakami is so hot, bros...
>>561518949wife
SEXINGTHE PEARL
Is there an IRL lore reason for why Super Creek wants to play googoo babies with her trainer
>>561519451good job anon
>>561519470she just spooked me, I need to go back to Aoharu and read her storyshe's so stupidly, incredibly beautiful. My mind is kind of blown.
>>561519168My first time listening to Kris S singing was in UMA IN AMERICA and I didn't like her singing voice very much
>>561519470
>>561518970Speed trained! Used speed weights. Bought megaphone 20 and used it.Now what?RacesG3 Mile vs SuzukaG3 Medium vs JordanShop (244 coins)2 turns>miracle cure>stamina weights>speed application
>>561519423I haven't been hit with night owl ever since they lowered the chances in unity
odds I do it (and get away with it)evens I give up the run (after doing it and failing)
>>561519625This may sound stupid but buy speed app and train speed
>>561519625Did other anons made Fuku race the other niigata races? If yeppers then we race niigata. If nope speed
>>561519735Do it
>literally every uma needs to learn how to sing and dance on stage>Falco: btw I want to be an umadolExplain, Umakeks.
Reminder to overstam in case this ever happens to you during the finals.
>>561519625buy stamina weights, speed applicationsmash Jordan in a race
wawa weewa
>>561519735SHIRAOKI YOU FUCKING NIGGER MY UMA BROKE HER LEG
>>561519659I think it's a first for me, usually it's Slow Metabolism.>winning chakra succeeds
>>561519385I like this song of hers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo
>>561519861Not everyone who sings and dances is an idol
DUBAI WORLD CUP ON THE 30THEBAYAN'S GATE 6
>>561519909This anon stole Fuku's speed trainings
>>561519861Normal umas are for trainer use only, Falco wants to be for everyone
>>561515984I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>561519861she wants to be special
>>561519913She has 2 more chances to break her leg!
>>561519861Its like how there are vtubers who might sing and dance but they're by no means idols
>one hour and fourty-three minutes ago340 repliesAre we back?
>>561519585Prior to the 1988 Kikuka sho Yutaka Take was choosing which horse he would ride in the race and super creek nibbled/tugged on his sleeve as if to say "Pick me". The two would go on to win the Kikuka Sho (Take's first ever G1 win) and Yutaka Take would go on to become one of, if not the most legendary jockey in all of Japan. In a sense she nurtured him into the champion that he would become. That nurturing nature is reflected in super creeks desire to baby her trainer
shart fartcon
>numberfagging over the reply countwe are back to INDONESIAN HOURSNUMBERFAG GENOCIDE WILL BE THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE I DEALT WITH YOU FAGGOTS FOR YEARS CROPPING UP IN EVERY SINGLE HOBBY I'VE EVER HAD, SHILLING FOR OTHER PRODUCTS BUT NEVER LEAVING THE FUCKING THREAD OR HOBBY. LIKE LOCUSTS YOU FUCKED SWARMED AND CONSTANTLY POSTED "DED GAME" "DED SHOW KEK" "DED SERIES THIS" "DED DEV THAT "OH NONONONONONO??? NUUUUUUMBERS" LIKE THE ONLY THING THAT FUCKING MATTERS TO YOU IS A GOD DAMN NUMERICAL STATISTIC INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE THING THAT IS BEFORE YOU. YOU WOULD RATHER LOOK AT FUCKING NUMBERS GO UP UP AND UP FOREVER LIKE A PASTE EATING SNOTBAG SHOVING HIS FIFTH HANDFUL OF ELMER'S GLUE DOWN HIS FUCKING GULLET AND REMARKING IT TASTES LIKE POPCORN. I WISH YOU FUCKERS COULD ALL JUST JUMP OFF A CLIFF OR GO ANYWHERE ELSE, IT'S NOT A FUCKING RACE OR ANYTHING, I HAVE SOMETHING GREAT IN FRONT OF ME SO IF YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE OF A LITTLE TINY INSIGNIFICANT NUMBER ON THE STEAMCHART IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH FOR YOUR FUCKING LIKING I SUGGEST YOU SHOVE THE BIGGEST BAD DRAGON DILDO UP YOUR ASS, RAM IT IN AS FAR AS IT CAN GO, EPOXY YOURSELF DOWN TO YOUR FUCKING SEAT, AND BRING UP THE US NATIONAL DEBT NUMBERS BECAUSE THAT NUMBER IS GOING TO KEEP GOING UP FOREVER AND YOU GUYS CAN KEEP HYPING THAT NUMBER UP AND YOU CAN MASTURBATE JACK OFF OR DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU UNWASHED FUCKING TROG CUNTS DO AND LEAVE MY FUCKING HOBBIES ALONE GOD DAMN I HATE YOU NUMBERFAGS SO MUCH AND I BET YOU ARE ALL GOING "HURRR CYGE SHILL???? ARE YOU PAJEET????? YOU MUST BE SEA" NO I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE THESE THREADS FILLED WITH THE SAME BRAND OF FUCKING FAGGOTS WHO USED TO PLAY BLUE ARCHIVE AND FUCKING LIMBUS COMPANY ACTING LIKE IT'S THE SECOND FUCKING COMING OF CHRIST I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING END YOUR FUCKING WORLD IN A CATACLYSMIC FLOOD AND WASH AWAY YOUR DEGENERATE SINS OF SHITTING UP EVERY SINGLE HOBBY YOU'VE EVER INFESTED LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE YOU ARE GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY
>>561517082>jokingIt's no joke
>>561520110still fifth in terms of ppmthis place is kinda dead
>>561520226
>>561520226Total numberfaggot death
management will release the qol from dwindling numbers
What crimes did she commit?
>>561520226BASED BASED BASED KILL ALL NUMBERNIGGERS
vodka bikini
>>561520226I need a Still In Love wife
If I want to build a debuffer for this CM, what kind of stats do they need just to make sure they're doing what they want to do?
>>561520226you ok qwo
>>561519625We raced (and won) Niigata before, so I raced Jordan. We won! automatic -20 stamina, mood up, +12 stamina, standard distance hint.Gained Murmur hint from event. +12 wit, +10 energy and +4 skill points from another event.Bought speed application and stamina weights.RacesG2 Medium vs DotoShop (144 coins)1 turns>miracle cure
>>561520442nothing matters aside from 1200 wit >All-Seeing Eyesit doesn't matter, you're not hitting anyone
>>561520486Race!
>>561519593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gObo7LPuwHer solo song is pretty good so I assume she just doesn't fit the vibe of the song.
>>561520054The whole summer was cracked for speed. 1/3 of cap in just 4 turns.
how the fuck you even stop kitasan black to stop jobbing before the classic year
I know these crystals are super valuable, but SHE'S worth it, right?
MANT seems to have been a bigger peak than Aoharu but we dropped sharply much faster in MANT. I guess it's because lots of people came to try and get Kita. Right now if you zoom in we are still above the level we were during the end of Aoharu so we did retain some numbers.The fall in MANT does look bigger but I think it's only because the peak was also bigger.So far it does not look like MANT is gonna kill Global.
>>561520670more power unironically
>>561519071And that's why pulling for cards SUCKS
>>561520226what the FUCK is "numberfagging"
>>561520720Not really, she only gains 2% race bonus. Finemo is perfectly usable at 3lb
>>561520442They need to be able to hit fronts and ends with ASE so unless they're capable of doing that then load them up with the standard package of trick/hesitant aimed at fronts and ends because nobody's running Pace/Late during the finals
>>561520226Based
>>561520408One more time.
>>561520838>standard packagehow do you set that up
>>561520720She isn't worth it, you're wasting you most valuable resource on a card that has 8 months left at best. Use a ticket if you have it but don't use a crystal
>>561520265>FFXIV general is literally just a discord server as namefags treat it as a chatroom which defeats the purpose of an imageboard >deadlock just came out and will fall off So in reality it's just us vs hoyoslop generals
>>561520720A paid selector is $20, a crystal is 15k carats (actually 30k but an anon said they are worth half due to statistics) are worth $140so by buying the selector you're saving $120if you already used the paid selector and the free selector, sure, go aheadif you can't affor the selector, then whatever, do it
>>561511547I was the one at the 18th btw. I was in her butt that's why she couldn't run very fast.
>>561520720There is a Fine Motion banner relatively soon so you could just wait for that. If you plan on pulling for Tachyon or Maruzensky speed you might want to save the crystals for that.
>>561520814talking about user counts, like steam charts or 4stats or whatever, because popular == good and low numbers means trash game
>>561520720Not worth it. Wait for the half anni selector to MLB her and save those for maru/tachyon/ramonu
>>561520670You need a lot of power early on.
>>561520486Race seems good yeppers for the non-standard
>>561520720no idea what that first/last retard is saying, ASSUMING YOU ARE OUT OF SELECTORS it is absolutely worth it (selectors first)the last merge gets her to 10 RB which is very important for MANT too, there's jack shit for support card banners for the next like 3+ months so you should make sure your runs for the next MULTIPLE MONTHS feel a lot better
>>561520814see>>561520725>>561520362>>561520265>>561520110An obsession or fixation with stats on some webpage be it view counts on youtube videos, player counts on steam charts, posts per hour and even uma rating.>>561520894Very carefullyif you don't have parents with the reds then you grab the couple good Unity cards for debuffers such as wit or forget about making decent runners and just run dogshit decks to make an uma that ultimately does nothing
>>561520725>he says as it shows a steady decline without peaks and lows
what are the ear condoms even for
I already used both crystals for minimal gain
>>561520914Limbus is also up there to. I'm shocked the general is still so fast after so many years.
>>561521189>>561520265Anyone who uses 4stats in such a way is 300% into vtubers, and in the worst way possible
>>561520486Raced against Doto and won! -25 energy, +15 guts.+10 energy and +5 wit from event. Tether and late surger savvy hints earned.RacesNo good races today and we are at three consecutive racesShop (244 coins)6 turns>guts manual>wit manual>energy drink MAX EX>stam weights>pow weights>megaphone 40 (x2)>wit application
>>561520720depends how tight your deck is. Is that 2% what you need to hit 50%? No? Don't. Hate MANT? Absolutely don't.
>>561521308based brickedchad
>>561521220>he says while ignoring that obviously a niche game blowing up globally is going to drop in playerswe're pretty stable right now, above what we were at pre-mant. this game is not trying to be fortnite, when they planned global there's no chance they were even expecting 10k concurrent players a year in.
I wish I could use crystals to unlock umas instead of shitty Support cards
>>561521298They prevent earegnancy
>>561521393My account was bricked the moment I decided to prioritize umas over supports but that is okay because its less stressful
>>561521363>senior year late octNot looking goodRest
>>561521363is this even gonna be A+
>>561521298horses are alive and if their ears are flopping around and getting wind in them while running forward, it can irritate certain horses depending on the personality and what they find annoying. it stops sensitive horses from disliking running over something as simple as not liking the wind rushing into their ears.
>>561521363Use vita 20, train witBuy both manuals and megaphones
>>561521363>went outside>jacked off>went to sleep>still doing this kek
>>561520442>If I want to build a debuffer for this CMyou don't
>>561521298same thing earplugs/earmuffs are for?
Should I 3 lb my nice nature wit card with the selector
>>561521298>what are the ear condoms even forHorse ears have no fat (insulation) and lack as much fur (compared to dogs') which makes them very susceptible to the wind and cold. They are also animals that run very fast so their ear temperature drops even faster as moving air saps heat way faster than still air.
>>561521308I will be marrying Fine Motion for maximum gain
>>561521601Next time anon should stream it an base everything off polls
>>561521646then what do I build if I'm newer and can't make aces as powerful as other people? my only shot seems like lucking into debuffing someone's ace so my shittier ace can squeak out a win.
I put my Golshi and Fuku in the gaslight simulatorGonna work on a summer hag now. If I don't get a good one by the end of the night, it's Kitasan Black time
>>561521363buy manuals, buy megaphones, buy stam weight. Rest
>>561521601You did all of that outside?
>>561521667i was thinking of doing that but it doesnt really seem like that much of a leap
>>561521752If you're newer then you're better off doing your best and aiming for Group B, run Gold Ship if you want a free rideDebuffers take a bit of skill and specific cards to do
>>561521752debuffing doesn't really work on global. Debuffing velocity tends to only be viable to let your ace edge out theirs
Umamusume are now real, and there's an attempt to set up an unofficial league to try to tide them over while someone with real money figures out how to exploit this opportunity. As part of the chaos, you get your choice of which one to train... Presumably with zero horse training experience. Which one will you be doing, and why?Personally, I'd probably pick Sakura Bakushin O if I know nothing about actually training. She's smart enough to learn on her own and can give me some pointers, and probably far more forgiving than Biwa Hiyahide would be on mistakes.
>>561521837You don't nap outside?
>>561521601You jerked off in public?
>>561521752>what do I build...>for CM aces?3 end closers>to make my account better?Parents>I can't make shit strong enough to beat roomsno shit they're the top % of players>something to sneak a cheeky winYou'll be running against shitters and will eventually end up in the B bracket where others won't have distance S/capped speed
>>561521537>horses are alive
>>561521363I haven't been following this, but those stats are looking grim. What went so wrong? Does /uma/ know how to play?
>Do a TB run on Ryan for a Late Biwa parent so I can have Medium/Late/Mile sparks to ease the burden on the Dober I need to borrow>Get my first SS rankI wanted it to be Biwa but I was knocking on the door to S+ a bunch so it had to happen eventually
>>561521752build the best one you can. Your uma might surprise you. Plenty of players have been playing since launch and haven't gotten a single CM plat (Me for one)
>>561520442You need to take both subdued and flustered for them. Natie wont matter since you wont be hitting other end closers.
>>561521841That's +10% fan bonus buddy and now her race bonus is at the standard 10% now. Think about danchou's feelings
>>561521896I have cafe and nice nature as potential runners, and I have MLB Rudolph R, Marvelous Sunday SR, and Sweep Tosho SR. What else would I really need, that should be able to get me at least siphon and the debuffs for ends and fronts.
>>561521363We bought manuals, megaphones and stam weight. Rested for +50 energy. Got +10 wit from event.Now we have three consecutive G1s! Should we run them all? Tenno Sho Autumn, Queen Elizabeth and Japan Cup.Shop (54 coins)5 turns>energy drink MAX EX>pow weights>wit application
Helios Torena canonically has tiny penis...https://x.com/i/status/2036843600643076552
>>561519943I am tired
>>561522116I saw this last night, don't tell me it's the same run...is it?
I miss the days where you sleep and there's 3 threads you have to read back
>>561521956We had two terrible summers, below average luck in general and no SSR chains finished. Not even one.
>>561522181If you click this, your account's algorithm will shift towards uma's western fanbase.
>>561521956>What went so wrong?It's been over ever since we got charming pre-debut and another charming from Fuku's event
>>561521601Based hoboMAXXXer
>>561522181But kiryuin said it was big?
People say to run 2 Front Runners, but is running 3 a good idea? So like if 1 falls behind the other 2 can still jerk each other off.
I'm glad I stocked up.
>>561522071If you reaaaaaaally want to make a debuffer, use https://gametora.com/umamusume/skillsKey words: Hesitant (speed debuffs, required), Subdued (stamina debuffs, you may want them), Flustered (stamina debuffs, hard to get) don't get FrenziedUse these words on gametora and press "More" to know how to get the skills, if you do them in MANT you may want the ones where the skill comes from events and not hints, but if you want the classic approach and do them in URA, then hints is feasibleDebuffers are very annoying to do and you will probably have more fun and be able to make a real ace in half the time it will take you to make a debuffer, but go ahead
>>561522116I say run them all we're hitting a whole lot levels of grim
>>561522116Yeah, just do them all. It cant get worse than that
>>5615223613 fronts will all fall if the other front is significantly stronger or got lucky.
>>561522360>helios trainer>kiryuin said
>>561522361Triple front has always been the whale ultimate meta if you can make 3 of them sure that's good
>>561521841Is this one of the steeper power increases in any ssr card?Seems ridiculous how much she changes from 0 to mlb
>>561522273the algo is just based on what websites you have open.
Does running a G1/G2/G3 affect the chance of new items being stocked after a race?
>>561522361Do either just make sure suzuka is in there somewhere
Mambwos our danchou is depression posting about MANT in club chat again I'm so worried...
>>561520442here anon, shit edit but i can't be botheredkitasan is replacable by whoever your strongest speed card is borrow bakushin for frenzied + flustered front. guts bakushin has better hint frequency and levels, speed bakushin lets you have an easier career because I have no idea what your cards look like. no idea how new you are, if you can run extra races you should, so that you'll have enough SP to prune hints if needed
>>561522273I don't know if I'm the only one, but the way I use twitter is that I type twitter on the address bar, then after the .com/ I put the handle of what account I want to check for updates, I know the handle of a bit more of a dozen of accounts I follow that waythere is no algorithm
>>561522758a rival does and rivals are only on those
>>561522802**bricked is recruiting for April!
How much better is 65 RB to 60 RB? Should I replace my Air Groove with a less shit 5 RB Guts card?
>>561522934I always choose rival races, but if one is a G2 sprint (I might lose) and one is a G3 Medium (I 100% will win) I should go for the G3?
>>561521430Bro that's what the Daily Legend Races are for. I just hope you don't mind spending 5 months of daily grinding just to get ONE (1)(UNO) Uma
https://poal.me/1mya0phttps://poal.me/1mya0phttps://poal.me/1mya0phttps://poal.me/7vwjwdhttps://poal.me/7vwjwdhttps://poal.me/7vwjwd
>>561522802>danchou is depression posting about MANT in club chatHe's literally me except I'm not a danchou
>>561522802I wish this was real, the chat is pretty dead at this time of the day
>>561522116We won Tenno Sho Autumn! -10 energy, +15 stamina. Got Fighter hint. No other events.We also won Queen Elizabeth Cup! -10 energy, +15 guts. Got small breather hint. 24 Skill points from event.And finally, we won Japan Cup! -25 energy, +15 power. +10 energy, +10 skill points from event.We don't have any SSR chain ended. Grim.Will post our trainings soon.Shop (354 coins)3 turns>hammer>guts scroll>megaphone 602 turns>wit scroll>guts manual>energy drink MAX EX>pow weights>wit application
>>561522995Mambros shitting on bricks
>>561520972 >>561521189oh, that garbage. yeah I just call them "schizos" for simplicity, too many these days
>>561523180Voting to give up and try again..
>>561523180>We don't have any SSR chain ended. Grim.I can't believe the pre-debut curse is actually real
>>561523106determining your risk tolerance is up to you, but I would almost always that the G3 in that scenario>>561523120It's more like half that in most cases since if they have a daily race they should have had a normal legend race which dumps tons on you.it's also just a free bonus thing you get to do, not like it's taking the place of pulling umas or costing you a currency you could have spent elsewhere
>Talking about steam numbers bad>Talking about fan numbers good
So, how are we feeling about that Vodka pis-- I MEAN LEMON SOUR?https://www.dexerto.com/gaming/umamusume-releases-official-alcoholic-drink-inspired-by-fan-favorite-vodka-3340625/
>>561523180What will we do?We're at three consecutive races and will race again tomorrow.Shop (354 coins)3 turns>hammer>guts scroll>megaphone 602 turns>wit scroll>guts manual>energy drink MAX EX>pow weights>wit application
>>561523295We will get a 3* Power/Stam Parent though
>>561523130
>>561523407Correct.
Is XOguri meta next CM for all running styles? Or just pace for some reason
>>561523406>I would almost always that the G3 in that scenarioThanks, I'll continue doing that.
>>561523476Pace because u=ma2
>>561523421buy scrolls manual megaphone, wit
>>561523476Probably strongest for all but front, but pace will likely do best.
BUY THE SCAM GACHA NOW
>>561523532literally does nothing
>>561523421That might be the worst mant run I've ever seenBuy all scrolls and manuals, buy hammer and megaphone, train wit I guess
>>561523589It gave me two dupes and a spechud
I have come to the conclusion that manuals are a scam
>>561523650Oh boy can’t wait for my puppet job-AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561523458Cumming inside of Chrono Genesis raw on a dangerous day while kissing her with tongue
>no wit anklets>but somehow manuals and scrolls can increase stats other than wit???
>>561523749I don't recall posting this.
>>561522802I can't blame him to be honest. It just takes too long and there's no spark reroll so there's no incentive to continue a bricked run
>>561523706
>>561523458Smooching chrono
>>561521298Depends on the horse.
>>561523421Wit trained! +30 energy and +10 stamina from event.We won Arima Kinen. -20 energy, +15 speed.Trainings soon. Shop (284 coins)>Vita 20 (x2)>Master hammer (x2)>hammer>glow stick
What does it mean when Super Creek is going to get powercreeped? Are there better Sta/Pow cards that also give Swinging Maestro in the near future? Or is Swinging Maestro not the best recovery anymore in the future even for Mediums/Longs?
>>561523839
Drinking Vodka's yellow water
Should I do this? I don't have Ayabe
>>561523975There is like one other card with Swinging Maestro and it's Curren and it's a pace heavy card. But not, the issue is that a lot of cards start giving skill point bonuses and that's a lot more important than the recovery, unironically.
>>561523839based
>>561523219based
>>561523989
>>561523965NOW we have a good speed training...What will we do?Shop (284 coins)>Vita 20 (x2)>Master hammer (x2)>hammer>glow stick
>>561523975the numbers and amount of skills might get powercrept but creek is never going to be beaten in terms of being a usable card that also gives a generically useful recovery, just like kitasan will always be a usable card that gives a generically useful velocity boostthey become side cards you use alongside better cards, at absolute worst
>>561524080Curren Bouquetd'orfor a brief second I forgot the other curren existed
>>561523975Stat powercreep + multiple golds
>>561523818I took control of your body to post that.
Forgot to post My Grade A Finals for Aquariushttps://files.catbox.moe/b842yj.mp4
How do I hit stamina if I’m using a guts deck and do you guys try to get training levels up to 3 or greater for late gameTraining with no races going on?
>>561523418>>561524006
>>561524138sea here, why are indogs singled out i thought it was sea as a whole?
>>561524157>>561524138perfect image to describe my thoughts on the matter
>>561524021You won't use guts cards until the CM after the longslop one, wait for your cleat tickets in 5 days then do it, that's a good card.
>>561524021if you want to gutsmax then yeah do this and borrow an ayabe
>>561524185highest megaphone and a weight into speed!
>The hat finally shows up in the shop>Its on sale even>I havent bought any skills yet>But I'm training Top Gun.I'm currently at 352 wit should I still buy it?
Before MANT I would sometimes train extra CM parents for making aces outside of borrows.Thanks to MANT I don't have to do that anymore since doing more than the 5 daily borrows in fucking insane, hell even doing 5 is already insane.I also haven't been ragespending carat TP refreshes after ending the dead end runs around their first inspiration events!MANT is great!
>>561524185Speed. Buy everything.Use whatever we have, vitas, megaphone, weights. Dont forget to use hammers and glow sticks
>3 WIT supports>can't get a double rainbow for shit
>>561523918
>>561524398If you can afford it then I don't see a reason not to buy it
Is Summer Special Needs good at all? I need a 3rd ace and don't have any good fronts.
why are people having a chud war over AI Genned bakushin porn?it's ugly, no one cares. The type of people to go "haha, just wait until THAT crowd sees this" are embarassing
>>561524280>How do I hit stamina if I’m using a guts deckYou get by with sparks plus the scrolls and race rewards the career gives you, guts decks can't afford to fit stamina cards in despite the fact you're training three stats at onceThis is why guts decks are unviable for longs
>>561524280For stam you take sparks and grab manuals/scrolls for it.>Training with no races going on?Yeah, you give the facility a few taps whenever the training is shit so it levels up.
>>561524185No more shop! We bought everything.Speed trained (we didn't have any weights). Megaphone 60 used.We won first TS race.
I don't know about you guys but I could really use a puppetjob right about now...
>>5615242809-18* stam sparks, guts deck isn't really viable for this CM.
>>561524582>training*race options are shit
>>561523836My motivation shoots up after one highroll even if it means I rolled 8 shitrolls before itAddiction is a funny thing
Should I switch to 3 front runner?The end closer have shit win rate comparing to my other two FR
>>561524280>How do I hit staminaYou don't. You just stam spark. Going Stam cards + Guts card is stupid and going to leave you witless. You only Guts deck for UG on anything other than Long.>do you guys try to get training levels up to 3Get lucky with the first 13 turns, then energy items between races. Yes, this means you're just praying for luck, just like how you pray for lucky shop RNG and then lucky summer training.MANT is an RNG fest.
>double MANT parents>double circle>still getting shitty only blues inspirations
>>561524601Now what?
Stop being a debbie downer, and be merry and happy!
>>561524496>I don't see a reason not to buy itBecause even though I can afford it, I have a decent shot at getting Fast Learner from Love Advice, and there are some other good things on sale at the shop that I want as well
>>561524540She's pretty good, especially for Long since you can kinda slack on the stamina thanks to her ult, plus she has mile C so she's pretty easy to raise to A for MANTHer potential skills are also all pretty good (aside sunny days I guess)
>>561524782SPEEEEEED
>>561524797but im always feeling whimsy and yippeepilled
>>561524782ALL IN SPEED
>>561524138>4chanmemegenerator.comIt doesn't work on my machine
>>561524894Have you tried incognito mode?
>>561522360Clearly human women and umas have different standard... you're probably not big enough for marepussy...
>>561524782Speed trained. Gained focus hint.We won semifinals.Last training soon!
>>561524540her unique is way more inconsistent than it looks at first glance due to having a positional requirementbesides that she's an alright late surger, built-in recovery is always great and she has good potentials, you're just gambling like you are with every other late
Do they force the horses to shit before race? What if they shit on the track?
>>561524138This doesn't even make sense.
>>561524984She's so happy
>>561524894Have you tried removing your hard drive and rubbing it against a magnet?
>>561524267Aquarius really was a battle of the chosen few, wasn't it? Probably the CM with the biggest difference between haves/have-nots, you either had everything to win innately or else you were kinda boned. This happened in my A finals, got ganged up on by the whole lobby
I just don't think you should be calling anyone an Indog. You really shouldnt be referring to any person with such dehumanization
>>561525017Horses can shit while running. A marvel of evolution that I’m sure translates to Umamusume as well.
>>561524945Yeah....still doesn't work
>>561525104Least obvious false flag in /uma/ history
>>561525017>What if they shit on the track?Oh, they do. Even in the middle of a race they might take a fat dump, which then gets flung into the horse and jockey behind them.
if we had nishino flower on micro bikini we wouldn't have this problem
>>561524984It's the last training, anons! And I think we already know what to do, right?At least we did get some speed in the end...
>>561524950But the umas are generally smaller than the other women we encounter?Well except for maybe overseas american umas...
>>561525072>mogged by TaikiGlorious. Miles belong to Taiki.
>>561524267>>561525072This happened to mine. The stars aligned and gave everything to my Laisu. She was able to duel, and because she's on a guts build she was able to keep up with Gold City>>561525248WEIGHTS IF WE HAVE INTO SPEED
>>561525343mirako would be too lazy to do this
>>561525182Microbikini slop exists because porn comm artists are generally as unimaginative as their clients and can't imagine ways a middle schooler could be attractive other than "haha naked, haha randoseru"The Brazzers of Pedophelia
>>561525248Speed trained! And we won the finals I've never lost them before anyway...!But we're not done yet! We will select her skills before ending it all!
>>561525470That's what she wants you to think.
>>561524432Wit cards have low specialty, bro.
FUCK OFF
>>561525754DAHBY
>>561525754DAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYYYY
>>561525564Not ALL wit cards
>>561525554AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>561525754
>>561525534There are our skills! Unfortunately we don't have many gold skills available because we had not even one SSR chain ending, so... at least we have Super Lucky Seven!
>>561525806>Agnes Digital explodes
u wut m8
>>561525754>tickezo = dahby horseit's just that shrimple
>>561525947i can't believe /uma/ fucking sucks at mantblazer
Nice bot SweepTards
>>561525034This meme is a humorous "blame list" from the /uma/ general on 4chan (Uma Musume Pretty Derby thread).Title: "Who is the cancer of /uma/?"It features two characters:Left: Special Week (brown/red-haired horse girl with mouth wide open, looking shocked/yelling).Right: Mejiro McQueen (elegant white-haired horse girl with red glasses, looking smug and refined).A vertical bar lists various annoying groups in the thread, with lines pointing mostly to Special Week (the "loud" side):Indogs/vt/fags/v/ma@VFJP spammersAnti-JP spammersAvatarfagsNumberfagsTwitter touristsAll these point to Special Week, blaming them for being the "cancer" (ruining the thread with drama and spam).Only one group points to Mejiro McQueen: Schizos.The joke explained: The meme sarcastically claims that all the usual problem groups (newfags from other boards, spammers, tourists, stat-obsessives, etc.) are annoying cancer represented by the chaotic Special Week. But the real "schizos" (the dedicated, over-the-top weirdos) are classy and sophisticated — embodied by the elegant Mejiro McQueen.It's a self-aware, ironic joke common on 4chan: the thread is full of annoying people, but the true "schizos" (the dedicated weirdos who go extremely deep into the lore, drama, or shitposting) are somehow the sophisticated or "correct" ones. Special Week represents the chaotic, emotional noise of the general, while Mejiro McQueen represents the refined, smug schizo energy.The "4chan meme generator dot com" watermark at the bottom just shows it was made with a common 4chan image macro tool.In short: It's a classic 4chan "everyone sucks except the schizos" meme tailored to the Uma Musume thread's specific drama.
>>561525947buy all
At least now I know the number of SSRs in the deck means nothing regarding getting their events. Running only 2 SSR and I'm still not getting their skills
>>561525947This is actually such a grim run. None of the SSR finished. Might as well make her a parent and believe in Shiraoki-sama to deliever a perfect 3* stam
Umallo
>>561525754Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never challenge the Japanese Derby when Winning Ticket is participating!"
>>561526090Special Week isn't even in the image you retarded fucking bot
>>561525343I find the convergent evolution of Trainers being assaulted by their trainees to be such a fascinating thing.
>>561525947I don't even know what to say. Your call, Fukuanon
Seeking the Pearl has a great singing voice.I love the energy of this new song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvhI3bxprQ
>>561526207
>>561514229Based feelsGOD
Has someone tested when Shrewd Step is often triggered in the race?
>>561526249This is literally just Rin Shibuya.
>>561526207AI has been lobotomized so hard it can't do anything but vibecode these days
>>561526341>This is literally just Rin Shibuya but if she was a hag.FTFY
>>561526090Im gonna fuck the robot
Tickezo isnt even good in Derby Track until her unique gets buffed to be Derby Triumphant Pulse
I've been mostly an idiot relying on borrow Umas to save my aces until now, who's the best parent to focus on for End Closers, or am I stuck with endless Ryan/Dober runs like I am with the lates
>>561525754UUWAAAAAHHHH DAAAAHHHHBEEEEEEEE
>>561526249This actually sounds like something that would be in a musical. It's great.
I hate Winning Ticket.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>561525947Right handed OO, Std Distance OO, Fall Runner OO, Pilfer, Radiant star, then whatever
>>561525754kitasan NEVER won the dahby after all
>>561526470>am I stuck with endless Ryan/Doberyes, forever
are you guys running any inherited uniques on kitasan for this CM? trying to find a good borrow parent but not sure if there's one specific uma i should be looking for
>2 race days all have rainbows on them>the one training day I have doesn't get a single rainbow>this happens 3 times in a row in Classic yearTHIS GAME IS RETARDED
>>561526470Focus on affinity or who can make use of parent decks>end closerdunnoloop whites on gold ship, maya, tamamo, amazon, bright then end with Ryan as a parent
>>561526523Taishin wouldn't say this>She wouldShe didn't mean it
>>561525754She simply wanted it more
>>561526249Ayaka Fukuhara has come a long way since that terrible Rin solo. Proud of her.
>>561526536NYOpera's is the best to inherit
Name a more iconic duo.
why does she say DAHBY when it's called TOKYO YUSHUN?
>>561526630ZUTTO TSUUUUUYOKUSOU TSUUUUUUYOKUANO BASHO EHASHIRIDASOUUUUUU
>>561526645My dick and your ass.
>>561526536Rule of thumb is that the uma with the inherited accel for a track typically doesnt need an extra accel unless its a strong one like NSM.For this track Kita has no inheritable accels she would want and theres too much midgame to buy.
>>561526645Penlight x2 + Japan Cup + Arima KinenYou're welcome danchou
>>561526170
>>561526249Oh this is actually quite fun sounding
>>561524138Where do anime only fags fall under?
mambo
>>561525947I bought all late surger skills, then.Well, we have reached to an end to our journey, /uma/! Hopefully it might have been a fun thing for you all. It was fun for me at least but I don't see myself doing that again for now, at least in that format!Sorry if it was kinda amateurish, but as I said, I'm a retard. Thanks for all anons who joined or just watched this disaster!
Headpat and sloppy tongue kiss for THAT uma
>>561526701Listen closely to the announcer next time
>>561526871
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>>561526902Puppy-chan...
>>561526752
>>561526887I had fun for the little time I participated. I kind of want to do one too, sounds like a lot of work. Appreciate it, Fuku-anon
>>561526902
>>561526482I can't wait for the next Sprint CM, Sprint BNW was one of the dumbest and most fun things I've ever done in this game
>>561526630>terrible Rin soloI like Never Say Never...
How many hints should I get before buying a midrace speed skill?Or should I get some asap as soon as I get the sp?
>>561526701Because saying things in a foreign language sounds "hip" and "with it". Not to mention it's based on the derby in other countries to begin with.
>>561526887>cursed until the very endTEIOVER although this is still better than my first MANT runThanks for hosting/doing this! It's been very fun! Missed the whole classic year but was able to participate during the start and the end. Hope we can do something like this again.
you guys surely dont ERP in the club chat right? r-right?
>>561527137I only post stickers in the chat
>>561526605I've practiced looping whites and affinities when building some front parents, just looking to see if there was an End special that was desirable or if it's all focused on white sparks>>561526531It's so fucking over
>>561527137ive never posted a message in my club chat
how are you overstamming at B rank bwo
>>561527137Recently I've been shittalking MANT in the club chat
>>561527137Autis/uma/ has ERP in club chat
>>561527137I post cute stickers everyday, but everybody else ignores me and just does shoe requests in silence
>>561526902Chrono Genesis
Inumusume
>>561527137I only talk in club chat when I think up an excuse not to do runs for a couple days and need to tell my danchud about it. He's a bitch so he always believes me and lets me flatline.
>>561526871Nr 5
>>561527137My club is full of casuals so I usually give them scenario or CM build advice
>finish finemo>get my highest rated uma everkino except finemo didnt do jack shit lmaoActually capping speed on a 0 spd growth while gutsmaxxing is crazy, I kneel gutsGODS
>>561526645me x Ardanposter
>>561527447>she's into puppy play toothe propaganda is too strong........
>>561527137All my club does is send stickers, request shoes and maybe talk about CM or support pulls for a message or two
Should I buy Corner Recovery for Kikuka Sho or can DaiSca manage?
>>561526752>>561526986Hahaha
>>561527137I only ERP here when it's funny.
>>561527137My club is only for bragging high rolls.
>>561527569i'd buy it, but you should be fine desu
>>5615269713 and I’ll let neicha break into my house If 0 she can shoulder check me to the stratosphere
thanks for hanging out todaygood night...
>>561527447
>>561527137I wish I was in a club that chatted with each other...
>>561527137We have weekly group goon sessions
>>561527546
>>561527447CB is literally describing the cat experience
>>561527695STOP POSTING THIS ARTISTI DONT WANT TO BE HORNY
I know it's kinda premature, but what accels/stam heals does Xoguri want for next CM? (if anyone is bored enough to answer)trying to make one for my TT team, might as well double-whammy
>>561527447I feel like Sirius would be a good owner but asks Ace because she knows it'll fuck with her while CB knows what Sirius is actually like.
>>561527712taiki is also an inumusme
I just realized this kind of title existed what the fuck.
>>561527137nyo I would never.. I do milk my danchou with joi in exchange for carrots after club hours are over tho
tomorrow the rng will be in my favor
>>561527210>I've practiced looping whites and affinities when building some front parents, just looking to see if there was an End special that was desirable or if it's all focused on white sparksOutside of the accel or velocity uniques -Mejiros, or Rudolf respectively- there isn't much, so you'll be improving the consistency of your runs by having whites for spurt, end closer straight/corner/savvy, whatever Daring Strike's white is then the universal velocities such as Curvature's corner adept. Can't forget about Nimble navigator.Seems underwhelming until you realize that you're saving 200 skillpoints off this and can afford an extra skill or two, or your distance S run is saved when your legacy hits the spurt inspiration.
I skipped the Derby during Winning Ticket's career.She wasn't good enough for it
>>561527839God i want to kiss that goober on her goofy face
>>561526887>/uma/ collaborates on a run>it's worse than my lowest ever rated TB umaI don't think it's just bad luck.
>>56152713780% of Mambo has renamed themselves Mambo and uses the mambo avatar I wouldn't be surprised if they're ERPing in the 12 hours between my shoe requests.
>>561527913JOI?
>>561526887So this is the collective power of /uma/
Cute Admire Vega
>>561527913Almondbro...
>>561527447Sirius is built for domination loss
>>561527712You can get some headpats too.
Sorry Rudolf, you're moving to Canopus.
>>561528251Someone who gets it.
>>561527137Silly anon, we have discord for that
This actually pains me but it really needs to be done now. Rest in peace.
>>561526887Fair play for going through all the effort to do this.
>>561527447>Petplay>WoofI already like Ace and CB a lot, but thank you for giving me another reason to.
>>561527134nta but I'm thinking of doing one of thesewhich of the following would be the most fun?
>>561527447why the fuck did they bark at the end though
>>561528485GolshipAnd the result has to be sent to CM
>>561528052Gotcha, I actually prefer this if I can run multiple characters I like instead of the same few over and over because of a specific unique
>>561528161jerk off instructions
>>561527137>ERPI don't even know what that is. It's probably something retarded and gay, do I even want to know? Probably not. I spam rape emojis and and circumvent censor-kun to say>rapes danchouand I bitch about shit runs. That's about it.
>>561528485Last 2 numbers of my post will be row and column. Swap them if column number is too big
You can't force me to play mant not unless they fix this rival fuckery. Dumbass whale game.
>>561528485I'm bias so I'll pick Teio but Mambo or another Fuku but Full Armor should be fun too.Though desu let anons pick and majority winning(?)
>>561528161yes sir>>561528224
>>561528485i fapped to ardan earlier so her
>>561528251>Taking all of her appeal awayBoring
>>561528693this trainer is cuter than sirius herself
>>5615284857 and Ryan
>>561528394as a new player, this makes me feel like the apes seeing the monolith
>>561528575Do say that.
>>561528359>Ace, CB, and Ramonu already have wedding rings>Rudolf somehow doesn't>Maru we can't tell from the given angleHuh, I expected this to be the other way around.
>>561526887I cannot help but laugh at the extreme good luck of getting turn 4 charming, then going on a spiral of bad luck including two dreadful summers, only getting stamina amd guts race bonuses and not even one fucking ssr chain ending, to finish it all with an amazing ts series trainingTruly an /uma/ experience
>>561528723Yumes often make their self-inserts incredibly cute.
Do I lose any stats by going for Tiara instead of Crown? I'll still do both Senior triple crowns + double QE2
>>561528485If you do it, stream it.
>>561528723This happens very often with yumes that make their own female trainer designs
>>561528693>yuritard>annoyed by her appeal not being yuritardationshocker
>>561528485Mambo or Bourbon
7 and ill eat my own shit
>>561528916I don't have any streaming equipment so I'd have to do what Fuku-anon did.
this is unethicalignore the mood
I want Daiwa Scarlet to smother me in her fuckhuge titties
So when do we get umawives
>>5615289897 and I’ll sick Dia on him (she’s in heat and I fed her an aphrodisiac)
>>561528567Oh right, since it's MANT parent runs remember that stats above 600 don't do much. Maybe try to get the easiest stat to raise (based on cards or % bonuses) past 1100, because 600 across the 5 stats means a 50% chance to get a 2 blue or better.You'll have to get used to buying and using cleat hammers for skillpoints more often, and to skip books/anklets if it feels you'll get a stat beyond 600 as that's the only thing that matters for parenting.You'll also have to set up several different decks, at least that's the case for front parents.
>>561528485Surely everything can't go wrong a second time, right? 7 and we go Mambo
>>561529004Not him but you can just stream using obs and not talk at all. You can take the answers from here/poal/chat. Although wouldn't mind it like what Fuku-anon did. The activity does die or slows down once in a while tho
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>>561528667Almond Eye JOI..
7 and i wont suck myself off and swallow my load
>>561529102You don't have one already? You should have been assigned one when Tazuna showed you around the Academy. Everyone else here has one.
>>561529197i wish i was flexible enough to do that
7 and we rape DaiSca together
>>561529197you have been sparedthis time
>>561529197Shiraoki-sama was kind enough today
>>561528485Not Fuku-anon but just remember that took about 10 hours to do
>>561529197I uhcongrats
>>5615284857 AND FULL ARMOR FUKU
Is the stat gain per turn of training still capped at 100? Even in TB with the training bonuses from the weights and megaphones? What about in later scenarios?
>>561529197damn that blows
>>561529197ZAMN WINRARhe gets away with it and lives another day unless thats what he wanted then thats unlucky
>>561529462>Is the stat gain per turn of training still capped at 100No
>>561529315
>>561529462I've seen screenshots of almost 200 stat gains
>>561529315god long haired fuku is REALLY cute
>>5615291025 more minutes
>>561529315that hairstyle is vastly superior
>>561529607Really is
>>561528915Please help me.
>>561529683>>561529683>>561529683
>>561528485That's a fair number of votes for Mambo. I haven't done a career with her yet, but if I'm going to do something this dumb, vox populi and all that. Pic related is my supoka.
>>561528828>>561528936Can confirm.
>>561529716Shakur
>>561529716shakur for guaranteed spurt because we are running her as an end closer yes yes
>>561528915>>561529692The difference in stats is 40, Crown will get you 170 total stats including the senior Spring and Autumn Tiara will get you 210 total stats including the senior crowns tooTiara is way more races so the time for training is tight, also it could turn out more difficult to complete due to the nature of Miles being bullshit and having opponents like Nishino Flower and Seeking the Pearl
>>561530063Thank you anon.
>>561529716You should post about this in the new breadMLB Kitasan, Stinko, Power Marvy, Creek, Power Ayabe and Borrow Yeppers. Although might have to go out/sleep soon so have fun and will participate later if you start!
>>561527137>club chathow? you can't write anything in there without being censored
>>561527137No matter what you do, do not join umadash.