Going for a Walk EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2035099127072092231>Dispatch devs on The House of the Dev Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KOsGfV7h-Y [Embed]>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file pathPrevious thread: >>561008074
My life for Mandy
Flambert <3333
>>561538179This Golem dude? He's a pretty cool guy.
>>561540509Bumpo for feet
>>561538305mandywife
I want BB to rape me
Flambae is an angry manchild who is unable to process his emotions in any way other than rage and spite. He is annoying and not a good person, I'd cut him from the team if I could.
>>561548297t. Chase
how come there are no good malevola porn?
>>561552461You're not looking hard enough
later dudes
why does this general exist?
>>561556068Because we ain't leavin'
>>561556068Because I like talking about my wife
>>561530262>>561530531>>561530584That was like the very first south park episode I ever watched I was like twelve and my mother was not happy
>>561559653A grrreat adventure….
>>561548297>Flambae is an angry manchild who is unable to process his emotions in any way other than rage and spiteMuslims are like that. >He is annoying and not a good personNah he is. >I'd cut him from the team if I could.The game knows better than you sorry.
>>561561359is he actually muslim thoughI feel like that and the whole gay thing don't mix
they're fighting on /v/ again
>>561561428He has a worshiping carpet in his closet
That is America's ass
>>561563413Link?
Robert: Gryffindor Phenomaman: GryffindorPunch-Up: Gryffindor Mandy: HufflepuffGolem: HufflepuffWaterboy: HufflepuffSonar: Ravenclaw Coupe: RavenclawMalevola: Ravenclaw Chase: Ravenclaw Flambae: Slytherin Prism: SlytherinCourtney: Slytherin Toxic: SlytherinShroud: Slytherin
>>561561428he is from afganistan you know the place famous for bacha bazi
>>561568439No! Flambae would be Gryffindor! How dare you!
>>561567674janny deleted the thread/v/ jannies don't like people talking about video games
>>561569425Reminder that /v/ Janny is a Paki. He got doxxed trying to simp for HWITE WOMEN on /soc/. Lmao, I once got banned for a week just because someone posted in a Disco Elysium thread a collage of his photos and proofs that it is the janny
>>561563413>thread with Visi in the OP, the subject not even concerning exclusively Dispatch >look inside>BLAZER BETTER BLAZER BETTER FUCK VISI REEEEEKek. It's a shame it was taken down so quickly and BBschizos didn't have a chance to really get going this time and seethe about broken boys hating Blazer for being white.
>>561569810that one mod approved /v/isi thread really broke some people
>>561569772makes sense why he always leaves up the AGP threads
>>561546038why is she so fucking cute when she's angry or pouting
>>561573519gap moe
>>561573519She looks just like this punkish chick I went to high school with that had bad RBF but was actually really nice when she makes any of those faces.
>>561567636True
>>561568439Courtney is definitely a Slytherin slut lool
>that time JK Rowling said wizards don’t use toilets and simply “vanish” the evidence away with a flick of their wandsWizards literally SHIT themselves
>>561575702I remember that, she just like tweeted that out one day in between her man hate tweets out of nowhere.
Xbros we're coming home
>>561576327It only took them... what, 5 months? lmao.
>>561576415Even Switch basedbois got it before they did. Dead platform lmao
>>561576327I don't understand why it took so long to come out on other platforms, the game's like a glorified DVD menu.
>>561576327anyone got the timestamp for the stream announcement?
>>561575702>>561576078She’s a really funny lady
>>561546038
>>561576734>JK Rowling when she needs to come up with a name for an indian character
>>561576516>>561576327>Yfw it gets super censored like the Switch version
>>561576681Probably licensing issuesMicrosoft is a bitch when it comes to shit like that
>>561546038>how do I tell him I like him and get him to go out with me?>I know, ambush him in the bathroom and tell him about my wet dream
>>5615774542 INT1 CHA
>>561577454>Violently shits himself in your path to protect and preserve Robert's virginity
Ngl I kind of understand BBjeet now, just gotta open your mind a bit. You can't do this sort of thing with Visi.
>>561577454>hi bobert>i had a dream bout u n it made my giney tingle>will u b my boyfren?
>>561577454
>>561570853I remember that. Those were peak Dispatch threads.
>>561577049Lol…..
TIMETO EATSUSHI:D
>>561579569How do you fuck up so bad at a speech check that it physically hurts you?
>>561583219>t. Just accepted a dinner invite from Phenomaman
tomboys aren't real btw
>>561585987They were 20-30 years ago, now they all get brainwashed into cutting their tits off and having half the skin on their arm grafted into oscar-meyer frankendicks in their crotches.
Gay isn’t real, It’s all a choiceFlambae chose to be gay
Should've been an option for Robert to lick Mandy and Visi's tummies
>>561588316The reverse too. Courtney/Mandy gently pulling on Rob’s tummy hairs with their lips.
>>561586549If homosexuality is a choice, then it’s a lot more pathetic to hate on it. Why the fuck do you care if they made that choice? So what? Who cares? It’s mutual consent.
>>561589004He barely has any belly hair tho
>>561579158Based retard wife.>>561579569
>>561573519
>Be me>keep threads alive til Season 2>Season 2 released almost completely and was filled with kino writing and even better animated than last time except with realistic tragedy and drama to build up for the final ep.>maximum hype as everyone plays Season 2 finale on release>"Th-thank You... Mecha Man...">*B-BMP* "Mecha Man?">"Because... umm... you were fighting in a Mecha, Man.">"Oh yeah..."Bravo Kojimbo
>>561592614*pat head*
>>561578671>granny pantiesLol no. Lmao even.
>>561592614If we troost and stick to the plan, the Niggerman will surely reward is for our patience and loyalty, right?
>>561546509Same
>>561586549God I wish I could will myself gay
>>561593515I really wonder how much longer we'll manage to last. At the beginning of March some said that if we made it to the end of the month, it will be impressive. And yet at the moment we're fine.
>>561596171we've been going steady at this pace for like 3 months nowI don't know where you're getting these doomposting predictions from
>>561596171So long as somebody keeps turning on the radio in the breakroom during quiet shifts, I'm sure we can manage somehow.
https://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2037232390293139637xbox release trailer
>>561595973Would you really want it even if it means facing ostracization and prejudice from society?
>>561598358It doesn't though. You need to let go of the victim mentality, it's keeping you a mental teenager.
Well, chuds?
>>561598605A guy got beaten up for proposing on live television. We're far from what society used to be as far as the first world is concerned. But there are those who are ignorant enough into beliving acts like that are permissible. https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/german-referee-assaulted-viral-proposal-182709665.html?guccounter=1
>>561598830It's not constantly spewing talking points like a sociology professor singling you out for being one of the white dudes in the class so I wouldn't call it woke. Also the women are actually hot and the dudes actually funny.
Robert owes Visi a third date
>>561601656When was the second?
>>561601950The bar and tacos?
>>561602194That's not a date if you're going with the entire Z-team
>>561602340It's not completely unheard of hanging out with friends with your romantic partner.
>>561602748Yeah but that's not a date that's just called hanging out with friends
>>561602340Visi counts the bar as a date.
>>561603646how does she keep her waist so thin. i'm jealous as fuck.
I just want a Mandy gf to pat me on the head and call me a good boy, just fucking once
>>561603646>>561604504I miss her so much bros. Tempted to do another run.
>>561574115Yeah this is the entire appeal of Invisigal
>>561600661>falls asleep
Some of you have been single for too long and it shows
>>561605139I've been single my whole life. I never had a bf or gf. I'm not in despair about it but it's the truth.
>>561605139I mean if anything Dispatch just makes it worse. You'll never be as cool as Robert and have two top tier women pining after you.
>>561606790uhh kinda racist to red people no???
>>561608228>>561608694I will never have this
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>561609686We can always dream.https://litter.catbox.moe/olvyt1dcwzw4pbto.jpg
today was a good day, i found a job. financial crisis averted, soon i won't have to get drunk on hand sanitizer anymore. good night /sdn/ i love you all
>>561611597Proud of you visibro Goodnight
Hello /SDN/Nick Herman hereGive me your best ideas for a Dispatch DLC episodeThe best idea will be featured in an upcoming DLC pack releasing this summer
>>561614658Flambae and Robert go out to a gay club together. Where hijinks ensue.
>>561615660Oh for God’s sake
Jesus Christ the Invincible threads are so bad >>>/tv/218992267
If you watch invincible you are retarded
>>561618815
>>561619173Even she's not retarded enough to watch that shit. If she did, she'd call Mark a bitch.
If Invincible existed in the Dispatch universe would it be considered slice of life?
>>561619173No thoughtsHead empty
>>561619856Yes. I can’t actually take Invincible seriously as is. It’s closer to a comedy. Like, the way the comic is drawn… it’s just funny. The facial expressions are just funny.
>>561614658In every season there should be a bar fight sequence. It will be a running gag. >>561614903A gay bar for villains would be particularly funny. Flambae running into some old boyfriends, etc.
>>561620356>A gay bar for villains would be particularly funny. Flambae running into some old boyfriends, etc.Genius! I know I said I didn't like the idea of Winter being romantically involved with any of the Z-team members. But I think that would be a neat and funny way of reintroducing him as an ex to Flambae. They could even keep the playboy aspect and have him make moves on Robert. You respond accordingly by playing into it or brushing him off. If you do the former it makes Flambae jealous. Dominoing into an eventual brawl. Or if you do the later Flambae warms up to Robert and spends the evening more amicably. Maybe even a karaoke duet at the end?
>>561614658What >>561620356 and >>561621165 said
>>561621165>But I think that would be a neat and funny way of reintroducing him as an ex to Flambae. One of them should be Toxic. I don’t want to lose the character. His forced toxicity is funny.
>>561625253That could work too. Just going through a wide net of Flambae's prior flames.
If I were a multimillionaire with hundreds of millions I’d fund the shit out of this game.
>>561625831Then I wish you all the best so that our dream may one day be a reality.
>>561625831well then why the fuck aren't you?
>>561625407These two were forced to break up due to the fact that their interaction would create huge amounts of chlorine gas.
Toxic really should be more powerful. Chemical warfare implications and all.
>>561629916Reminder that spaghetti he eats with Mandy is the only time he's ever seen eating anything remotely healthy in the entire game
>>561630156Spaghetti is high on carbs though. At least he has two hefty meatballs that come with it. And it looks like she also included a muffin or a cupcake on the side as a dessert.
>>561630267Still better than twinkies or chocolate bars
>>561630572True.
Courtney gets mad at Robert and denies him sex. What does he do?
>>561631704shrugs and then goes in the suit and rubs one out quick
>>561631704turns 360 degrees and moonwalks back into Mandy's inviting pussy
Falling asleep on Flambae’s exposed chest
>>561633951
>>561634582Yes
What other songs would Flambae do karaoke to
>>561635570Of course, Whitney Huston. Which song in particular I think they would include...>I Will Always Love You>I Wanna Dance With Somebody>I'm Your Baby Tonight>I'm Every WomanOther artists I think would be Brittney Spears, George Michael, Elton John, Lady Gaga, David Bowie, Prince, and Michael Jackson.
>>561629916Forcing Robert to eat all the eggs
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>561604504>grab a twink by his hair and control him>actually the complete opposite that wants to be grabbed by said twink and controlledFakest idgafing tsundere tomboy ever. plap plap plapget hero'd! get hero'd! get hero'd!
>>561604504>>561604834>>561605024Dat wabi-sabi charm.
>>561605813>twoI think you played a different game because there was at least 4 women eye fucking him. One of them even tried to grab his dick in front of the other woman that had a wet dream about him.
>>561608228Why does that Bob-Bob have a giant schnoz?
>>561639614Beats me.
>>561626404>He hasn't invested in vanderstank coinngmi
>>561635487>asshole robertYou go back to whatever fucking invincible universe you came from. Nobody fucks with Waterboy, that kid is pure of heart I will fucking kill you you sonovabitch.
Robert should marry Mandy for the money.
>>561640813All of Mandy's money is spent on Mecha Man merch... and she has barely any money left. It's all MM merch. She's like a crack addict. But her drug of choice is MM paraphernelia.
>>561639541Why did she want to bang Mecha Man?
>>561643491>Why wouldn't she want to bang Mecha Man?ftfy
>>561643729she winked right in front of her ex too lol
>>561619339
>>561648757nice that you actually can
>>561619339Mark would try to arrest her and the rest of Z-Team because he’s just as intolerant as Chase.
>>561598830It let me date a white supremacist Supergirl, so in my book it gets a pass on being a little woke.
ROBERTI NEED YOU ROBERT
>>561648757If she’s invisible, then how come I can hurt her?
>>561598830it's because the girlboss and even the gruff tomboy don't contantly shit on the cis straight white mc. Visi may do some ribbing but she does that with everyone.
>>561649086She's so racist to that one guy from Florida... poor florida guy and his bath salts...
>>561649283I wish I had the skills to edit this into visi's colors.>I can only turn invisible and even I do a better job at this than you, Mark.
>>561649283>>561650170>Bro stole Waterboy's spare suit
>>561644763Well technically punch up already ran outside depending on if you chose to burn Flame-Gay's eyebrows. But yeah. Bold.
Just realized something about the Mecha Man suit. Without the white armor on his arms and upper torso, he looks like one of those mass-produced/generic costumed henchmen a supervillain would have.
>>561650263what a jerk
>>561649283Invinci-bitch
>>561647431ugly mystery meat goblin
>>561649731galens VA is a libtard Indian comicwho is hated within his own community
I feel like a lot of BB fans just like her because she's a white woman with a nice body.
>>561660452Not true. She's also very nice
>>561660452She canonically has a fat ass in her Blazer form though. And in her Mandy form she's still pretty well built.
>>561651047He probably couldn't fit in his dad's hand-me-down suit and also doesn't know how to tailor so he probably just ordered a generic suit from temu or something and customized it
>>561592614>>561664728Kino. May this slander continue on for generations.
>>561660641Robert is so pretty
>>561649283Mark is such a crybaby bitch
Mark and Robert sitting in a tree
>>561661938AdHoc should make that canon. His Mecha Man undersuit is actually just a generic supervillain mook suit. Then let said supervillain show up wondering why one of his mooks is arresting him. The betrayal will be funny.
ArghGym hurtsArms feel funny
>>561636391
>>561680021KekImagine Robert waking up from a coma and Visi telling him this
>>561680021…
>>561678946So weak. So... so weak.
>>561592614>>561664728>>561667276>Zero Reading Comprehension AwardShounenfags are truly subhuman. Keep that shit on your own board.
>>561680021Now draw him with mouth stuffed full of eggs.
>>561680021Kek
>>561686342lmao someone's upset
>>561636391>>561680021Are you this guy
>>561686342Th-Thank you... seething mangaman.
>>561689335Mangaman?!
>>561671274>Robert when two hot ladies express how they want to have his children
>>561696278b u t t a
>>561697546>>561697695They’re perfect for each other.
>>561698330>>561698330I know right?
Polycule ending confirmed canon
>>561702226
>>561545452visidruk is here O:
>>561701315What the fuck, are they really makig fucking doujis of this game now?
>>561545452>>561704219seek jesus, both of you
>>561704552Feet
>>561704523This one I believe is just another spin on a meme from some manga. I wouldn't be surprised if there are doujins around that I'm not aware of.
>>561704552How about I seek more jpgs of visi's feet?
>>561705858
>>561708795go white girl go
three beers, a litre of cheap wine and two hand sanitizers were consumed, i love you faggots, i really do, i hope you're all alright, good nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzz6ohjMGY4
>>561715379>two hand sanitizers were consumed,
AdHoc did another oopsie.https://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2037681098214248605
>>561697546>>561697695>>561698330>>561699367A bipolar person should not be dating someone with depression sorry not sorry
>>561716650Could say the same about someone else.
>>561707096So bootiful uwu
>>561716554OHNONONO MANDYSISTERS
If Dispatch and Invincible shared the same universe it would be cramped.
>>561720298If Dispatch characters lived in the Invincible universes, the heroes would actually be accomplishing stuff
>>561720464Bullshit. I call total bullshit.
>>561720507If Phenomeman had fought Omni Man, zero innocent people would have been killed
>>561716554Clever adhoc, very cleverAt least I'm assuming it's intentional
>>561720748fuck yeah he'll still be depressed though
>>561716554>>561721246I don’t get it
>>561721562there's no fanart because she's invisible
>>561720082Here we are.https://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2037700845165215866
>>561722787BBjeet no!
square up nigga
>>561727442this will never be canon
>>561727617And?
I'm not a humunculus. Who the fuck said that?
what's in golem's playlist
>>561689501B-Because he was Seething... and he reads Manga. And is most likely a Man.
>>561736113Oh yeah.
>>561729368Uhhh... I did?
>>561707096As gay as that is, it's got beautiful composition. That and sunset pieces are just *chef's kiss*.
>>561736718>it's got beautiful composition.Got to really appreciate the time and dedication these fanartists put into their work. >sunset pieces are just *chef's kiss*.You can never go wrong with them. At least I've yet to see one that has.
Season 2 doko
>>561737078No no. No doko.
>>561737547Season 2. Now.
>>561737593Sir, this is a Chili's...
>>561746097Why didn't Robert just go to a Chili's to get drunk instead of the Sardine?Is he retarded?
>>561736490Which one of you is the real Vanderstenk?
>>561748343Uhh...I am?
>>561748753g'night
>>561686342>Thank you for giving up the Astral Pulse... for beef's sake.It's been ages since a meme blew up this far and wide. It's so fucking versatile you could apply it to any fandom. Thank you chainsawfags and jujutsufags for cursing the chainsawfags in the first place.
R A P E
>>561751052Sonar reading his doujins
>>561702643hot
>>561759715Visi looking into the mirror after sniffing paint
>>561761731Jesus you people are fucking weird
>>561756235
[/spoiler]handholding with Mandy.
>>561766269What... how tf? The spoiler went into the wrong place lmao.
>>561766269
>>561763183Blazer is definitely taller than 180
>>561723053Reminder that Blazer supports Visi
>>561769842
>>561766269>keeps fucking up his spoilerslol you’re funny
>>561768895She's 5'11", that's exactly 180 cm
>>561766269Handholding with Mandy's butt
With Mandy, your hands will never be cold.
>>561773567I want more Mandy content so bad bros
Guys. What if. And just hear me out here. What if Mandy and Courtney were lesbians?
>>561780451kys
>>561780451Mandy and Courtney should kiss each other, on the lips
>>561780451Good. That means Malevola gets the mechacock.
Guys. What if. And just hear me out here. What if Robert and Chad were both gay?
>>561781169Woah…
>>561781169Chad is already gay
>>561781998Yes, but now they’re BOTH gay, is the difference. 10/10 writing.
Robert will never be gay silly fujos
>>561769842what was the deleted post
>>561783559it was >>561723053
>>561780451
>>561702226>"everyone has a shot">drunk flirty winking thirsty assassin lead to nothing>tall, sweet talking, muscle mommy crotch goblin hellgirl lead to nothing
cough cough... news... doko....
>>561780451No, they either have to be straight or bi and have threesome sex with Robert.
>>561792525No. No doko.
>>561794998BEEP... BEEP... BEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>561795419Rest in power ya old fart.
>>561795973Robert I'm not actually dead
>>561796267think Visi posted that
>>561792525There is no doko, only domo arigato
>>561795419Black Einstein, NO!
>>561795419
>>561799031Fukken saved. Kek what a bitch.
>>561799031VISI!
>>561799031Imagine this scene but a dick is being drawn on his forehead by an invisible visi in the background
>>561800591>robert breaks down a little as soon as blazer leaves>glances over at chase>he has a dick drawn on his forehead>breaks down completely
https://files.catbox.moe/nt9rmc.mp4
Robert is stinky.
>>561766269it's just ctrl+s if you're using 4chan x kazakh anon (which you should)
I thought I was okay with the gays after bullying an acquaintance in high school and then getting over it, but turns out no, after playing Dispatch and discovering what fudanshis are like, I still hate gays.
>>561803980Why would you still hate gays because of fudans? Shouldn't your despise be going towards them?
>>561805354I am getting drunk again...
>>561805354Fujos are gay
>>561806121But they're women who like seeing men fuck?
>>561801186It was just a prank bro
>>561806236Fujoaonon is a guy tho
>>561806520Yeah but it's a name that's stuck. Nothing I can really do about it. Not like I referred to myself as such willingly.
>>561807034I have nothing against you bro just so you know o:
>>561807442No offense taken but thanks. ;)
>>561807890They all owe me sex. ESPECIALLY Brain Book.
>>561808515Even Sweetalker?
>>561808515Even equilibrium?
Season 2 will be about SDN declaring bankruptcy because Blazer put too much money into Robert's suit repairs and Mecha Man keeps solving all of the city's crimes himself therefore reducing subscription volumeSDN Torrance is shut down and everyone is forced to turn to a life of crime to make ends meet Adhoc please hire me
>>561809870Season 2 will be about visi declaring an all out war against SDN, (villain ending will be cannon, I see no other way in which this story could progress forward.)The red ring (or what's left of it) is going to rampage across LA and we are going to help them through it.
>>561808515you've already made love with phenomaman
aeeehh fuckkk i love you faggots, visibros, bbfrens, hopium, fujoanon, and all the others who are still here, i love you all, i got up off the floor just to tell you this, good night, lord let me live
>>561817087goodnight visiholic
Bobertsisters…
>>561818008I NEED HELP MOMMYPLEASE FIX MEEEEEE
>>561818008The Mandy romance actually has them interacting as equals. Partners helping each other through tough times.See the 2nd billboard scene where instead of Robert needing a helping hand, it's Mandy who needs a helping hand.
>>561820898<3333
>>561819215Uhhh sorry chud, but the writer says you’re wrong
>>561821741random screencaps mean literally nothing
I want to become better for Mandy
SHE OWES ME SEX
>>561824717is Royd a closet weeb? The new suit looks so much like anime compared to the old design
>>561818008I don't need Blonde Blazer to fix me. I can fix myself for Mandy.
>>561825187Perhaps? Then again Mecha Man Astral's suit doesn't seem too out of place in what you'd see in Mecha anime in the 80s. At least in my eyes.
>>561824717I still think that the Mecha Prime was the best suit.
>>561826058Sorry weebs, but you can't beat the Diesel Punk aesthetics and an arm cannon.
>>561826058go to sleep unc
>>561826058I wonder what was even used to run that thing?
>>561826441Diesel fuel, duh.
I’m surprised the lgbt doesn’t accuse adhoc of making fun of homosexuals being low iq
>>561826058>>561826890Royd should've just moved on to the older suits then.
>>561827474The whole team is low IQ. Even the smartest and "straightest" among them, Sonar isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
>>561808627I love this character’s design so much.
>>561827474there's only like one gay dude in the game
>>561828787Yeah. The token gay. And he’s a big idiot. The lolcow of the game if you will.
>>561828787Don't forget about yourself.
>>561826441Patriotism
>>561805354What do you mean? Fudanshi have convinced me that gays are annoying. I don't know what your second sentence is supposed to mean mean, getting towards them? What the fuck are you talking about?
>>561830421the gayest character is always (You)
>>561832289Because fujos/fudans fetishize gay relationships?
>>561808906>ThiccuilibriumNo.
>>561825939It's a fucking ninja turtle. Literally has ninja turtle feet. It's ugly as sin design wise and even looks fat.
Robert and Royd should learn from Macross and build a mech suit that also transforms into a fighter jet
What if retard Visi unplugged Chase’s life support to charge her phone?
>>561838168>sowi robbur... my phone low on battry...
>>561838168How dare youCourtney would never do that intentionally
UwU
thinkin' bout that flat ass
Hopium get off Ao3
>>561839974WaterMech <333333
OwO
>>561847387g'night
>>561847612How many Z-Teamers and SDN workers thighs has Robbo smushed his face in? This man is unstoppable. He CANNOT keep getting away with this.
>>561848136All of them.
>>561841993A waterboy fujo, that's a rare sight.
>>561832296>pic
>>561853725Indeed
>>561836339Can Robert pilot shit?
>>561841019do women really like guys with bigbutts?
>>561868326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWns7yrEPJcI still think about her everyday bros...
>>561848979Oof big boi
>>561875782She crashed into a building while flying in a drunken state.
>>561876705she's gonna have to confront that alcohol problem at some point
>nobody tells Blazer that Robert is cheating on her with Mandy>nobody tells Robert that Blazer is cheating on him with Mecha ManSome friends they have...
>>561877420>rumors start spreading around the office that Robert is having an affair>starts stalking him to catch him in the act but never finds anything
>>561817342He has nice legs.
>>561878107chicken little ass legs
>>561878643Don’t be mean.
>>561881995you could fit a train through that leg gap
>>561882330the frame of a lesbian …
>>561882330>>561882828Cease your rudeness.
>>561882330Blazer's thighs are like twice the width of his
>>561878046>swears on her life that once she finds out the identity of that slut that is trying to steal her man will regret ever taking a glance at him>eventually finds out that that slut is herself
>>561853725>>561857882W-whadda you mean? I've been here for a while now... I'm just too waterboy-coded to post too much WaterMech... s-sorry.
>>561861789Bob-Bob has no ass and almost every woman and a few men are thirtsy for his paper plate shaped ass.
we're not fucking turning this into an erp thread
>>561876567Beef? More like Chonkers.
>>561885726What are you talking about?
>>561861789More than they’ll admit. And no it isn’t because they secretly want to peg. They just want something nice and firm to grab onto.
>>561885726Cope
Does someone have the cock size chart?
Looks like BBJeet got a rude awakening.https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1s6wicm/erin_yvette_told_off_a_troll_roasting_adhoc_over/
Reminder that Flambae’s song was 100% projecting about his own cock insecurity
>>561888434He flew too close to the sun.
>>561888434Oh my reddit!
>>561891387
>>561891591
>>561883472Would Blazer be as dom as these memes portray her as?
>>561891810
>>561892029
>>561891387>blob blazerGotta love insecure women artists self-inserting their body types into everything they draw.
>>561892013Not naturally but she can definitely do it if she was asked
Chat, is Dispatch…LE WOKE?!
>>561888434>>561769842>>561598830>>561892812
>>561892812maybe because it didn't focus on being woke garbage
>>561893057Anyway, the answer is yes, because the king has spoken.https://youtu.be/5SaiKifsU8I?si=6BCL4XOeTEEf0AOQ
>>561893313Dispatch being woke was just a happy accident.
>>561893057Why is Robert such a psychopath?
>>561892812Again. Blazer, Robert's boss, isn't a girl boss cunt to the straight male mc so no. Hell even Visi is just a tsundere towards Robert.
>>561893057>this is the face of someone who rejects a supermodel heroine he just went to dinner with with no remorse
>>561894423Robert has cold and lifeless eyes, like a dolls eyes…
>>561893763> happy accident.> critical role Pick one.
>>561895108I think he just doesn't get social queues see >>561696196
I am drunk and in the mood for mal posting
>>561898880
>>561899258
>>561899741
>>561900712where the fuck does this crack ship even come from
>>561901417I don't know. People who are curious enough, I guess.
>>561902741
>>561903028She has such a good design
>>561903303yesh
>>561906895this would make a bunch of mud
>>561907015Get Flambae in the mix and you'll get some sand. Maybe even glass.
>>561906342NotHairyENOUGHREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561911097calm down fujo
>>561907313I don’t like sand
ohhhhhh life could be a dream, shboomif i could take you up in paradise up above shboomyou'd tell me, darling im the only one that you lovelife could be a dream, sweethearthello hello again, shboom and hoping we'll meet againgood night /snd/ i love u faggots i love you all
>>561913818sweet dreams visifrend
Pouring hot wax on Robert’s nipples
>>561916183Flambae...
>>561916183Hasn't his body endured enough...
Don’t hurt Robert :(
>>561913818Her body is so fucking petite fuuuuck... Robbos a twink but she's still so much smaller than him damn.
>>561916183Pour it in his bellybutton
>>561916183Giving Mr. Dispatcher hickeys.
>>561917450Following Robert's happy trail down his pants
>>561917941Imagine if someone broke into their room and started spraying them with a hose
Sticking a popsicle up Flambae’s ass
>>561918869W H YHY
>>561918869
>>561921259*unzips*OwO whats this
>>561919283Because he's a little bitch that needs to chill.
>>561921773Why not ask Winter to give him a chill pill?
Flambae and Prism sharing some weed with Waterboy and then laughing (and feeling bad right after) as Waterboy has a panic attack. Then THEY panic after realizing he can’t not act obviously high.
>>561922958Oh Ive been in those situations… you think your cousin can handle it but he just cannot…
>>561922958>>561923639what's the tier list for people in the office based on how well they can handle weed?
>>561924015Well>Sonar>Golem>Blonde Blazer>Malevola>Prism>Invisigal>Flambae>Robert>Coupe>Chase>Punch Up>Royd>Waterboy>MandyUnwell
>>561925428I feel like Royd should be way higher up than that
>>561926032Really? I know Royd says he natty which makes me feel like he's not one for illicit substances. Sure steroids and cannabis are different things. But still gives me the impression of a straight laced guy.
>>561926357I'm just thinking in terms of body size he'd need a lot more weed to get high than the average person
>>561926721Fair point.
>>561925428Shit I forgot Phenomaman! I'd say he goes between Blazer and Golem.
I want to see how phenomaman acts when he's high
>>561924015As I said before; Flambae and Prism both do a huge bong rip before they walk into work every morning, which is why they always wear shades.
>>561928823Who is the one getting bent over the table, in this fantasy scenario of his?
>>561925428There’s just no fucking way Chase is that low sorry. Unless he’s one of those wholesome “stay in school and don’t do drugs, kids!” type of blacks.
>>561927072>>561927352He’d be the one guy in the group who never feels anything. “I’m sorry for being such a buzz kill, I’ll go wait in the car…”. Mushrooms don’t do anything for me and I was always that guy. :(
>>561929416Im sorry anon. Some people just have a high tolerance for fun.
>>561929074if you ask him to get cigars in episode 7 I'm pretty sure he implies that he smoked pot with Robert's dad
The z team goes to costa rica and tries ayahuasca, sitting around the campfire tripping balls and shitting their pants.
>>561930028Why do people do that shit?
>>561930227Because it’s spiritual and enlightening bro.Rolling around in your own feces trying to shoo away the demons is just part of the experience you know?
>>561930028>ayahuascasounds like something that gives you the runs, rip Waterboy
>>561928908Only one way to find out.
>>561888434VAs should be stoned
>>561763183I LOVE TALL WOMEN too bad they show no interest in me
>>561925428oh come on Chase had to have tried some shit
>>561929074>>561939113I was just saying that because of his rapid aging. I mean I'm sure tried it in his teenage years.There is adverse health affects for your heart when taking Marijuana. So I don't think Chase would take any chances. Then again he does drink alot so maybe I'm wrong.
>>561942058AH I getcha, I guess because I'm the super sober Visikek I wouldn't know.
Chase does cocaine lol
I've come to a realization that Invisigal is essentially Sera from DA:I, only straight. And now I feel sorry for you, Invisobros.
>>561893368>Synthetic ManWhy am I not surprised?
>>561947339bull fucking shit BBjeet
>>561947339I miss Dragon Age. More specifically, Origins.
>>561948674Origins was great, still mad at DA2
>>561948758I really dislike 2 but I can't believe we got to the travesty that was the Veilguard. It makes 2 look like a masterpiece at least storywise.
>>561947339unlike Sera, the way Visi speaks doesn't drive me up a wall. Visi is actually cute because she acts cool without realizing she's a big DORK.
>>561893368>synthetic mam
>>561950426g'night.
>>561950426night BBfren
>>561948886VISI IS NOT A DORK OK?!
>>561951049She's Robert's Dork.
>>561951049Invisible hands typed this.
>>561951049she's the hottest dork
>>561951049Courtney is a DILF. A Dork I'd Like to Fuck.
What kind of pranks does she pull around the office on April fools?
>>561955972>hehe boburr I peinted flambis carr pnk.
>>561955972Say she’s pregnant.
I don't feel so good, Mister /SDN/...
>>561961761
Don’t do drugsDrugs bad
>>561964918The cutest
>>561964918*pat head**scratches behind the ears*
Robert would be such a cute cat. One of them mechanic cats. Sits there watching you as you fix your truck, fiddle with the tractor, etc.
>>561967759Id spray him with water
>>561955158*chu*
My queen
>>561965556I may be drunk every day but I've never done any drugs. I'm too poor for that.
>>561971483that's a weird head shape
Get out the funnel. We are chugging beer tonight.
>>561978697>funnelIsnt that dangerous
>>561980232Only if it goes in the wrong end.
>>561980807there is no wrong end, it all depends on how much you wanna get fucked up
>>561981686People have died because they drank too much beer up their butt anon
>>561982894Like I said, it all depends on how much you wanna get fucked up
>when the avatar dies another will take his placeThere must always be a fujo.
Hey buddyI think you got the wrong doorThe leather club is two blocks down
>>561984506
>>561984506>>561984736Feel like this is reversed somehow...
>>561984506Yeah? So what are you doing here? The bitch boy club is three blocks down
>>561984506Ahahahaha
>>561983241Our fujo isn’t dead yet!
Do NOT lewd the plushies!https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021?s=46
>>561989138NOOOO THEY TURNED HIM INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE
>>561989853
>>561989853i hope he will fit in a jar
>>561991534
>>561989138Where’s the flambae plushie doh>>561997053He’s his special nemesis
>>561984736Why don’t you get out of that Jabroni outfit?
I like Dispatch
>>562002490oh yeah? prove it
>>562002539I lick my screen every time I turn it on
>>561989853The little ear notch is adorable. Like a puppy where one of it's ears are permanently folded.
>>561987103Just when we needed him most.. he vanished for a little while
>>562004453It’s called sleeping you silly willy
>>561957927she'd also trick him by saying "today's a safe day" when it's not
>>562007913Why is Phenomaman holding a bunny
>>562007991He's a little confused but he got the spirit
>>562007991He’s about to eat it whole. His species are ravenous obligate carnivores. They’re just very emotional and depressed so it’s not obvious. Until it’s too late. He’d eat Beef too if Robert didn’t own him.
>>562007913Let’s hope the egg poster doesn’t see this.
>>562007913Imagine Visi giving up pestering Robert for lent lol
JUST
>>562012623washboard ass
Flambae giving Robert a lap dance
>>562014385Robert is paralyzed in fear
>>562017313Robert is paralyzed in his enchantment of Chad’s plump ass
>>562014385>>562017313>>562018636
oh god oh fuckjesus christ good night /sdn/ i love u bros christ almighty god good night im drunk
>>562019693Hnnng- HNNNNNNG
>>562020217Think about your liver anon Don’t do this to yourself
get a job
>>562029420I need 3-5 years experience for this entry level position? It's just a desk job.
>>562028383Pathetic chicken legs
>>562030214He doesn't do leg day enough.
>>562030042>entry level dispatcher position>requirements: 15+ years experience in the hero field
>>562030692We are so cooked.
>>562031014alternatively, just know someone and you're in >>561612172
>>562032015Yeah I ain't got connections like that.
>>562034379
>>562034750awww
>>562034750ewww
>>562035241>>562036028
>>562045460Flambae making banana bread?
>>562045952
Just a twink, I guess.
>second day of your shitty desk job >have to cut one of your reformed super villains who will definitely relapse into their bad behavior the moment they're cut loose from the program>one of them is an assassin with a kill count so high it had to be censored>the other can transform into a giant bat monster and has a history of eating people
>>561989138BB plushie looks horrible
>>562028383Gay as this is, I appreciate they gave him his scars on his legs too. Unlike fucking female artists out there who only ever draw him as some kind of scarless adonis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_b4tucWzSw>ywn soar over LA in Mandy's arms to this songwhat is the point of living
>>562039491>>562040000>perturbedNO MORE SEX IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET OR YOU'RE BOTH SUSPENDED.
>>562043775>stoubleWhat the fucking ESL is a "stouble"...
>>562048195>BB plushie looks horribleIt's the stupid fucking whore lipstick. Even in-game she doesn't wear that shit in her Blazer form. Can't quite remember if she did in her gala dress form though.
>>562050359They meant to write subtle.
>>562050945I know I was making fun of that.
>>562050546the lipstick is hot.
>>562053816Robert if he ate something other than twinkies every day
>>562053897fucking dad bod
>>562051759Not in the shade of prostitute red no.
>>562054541you do know that red is the most common shade of lipstick right?
>>562052430>*sigh* I wish Robert was here...
>>562054819Bright red lipstick is fucking awful. Women are sexier with either no lipstick, lip gloss or a subtler shade. Else they look like clowns.
>>562050546But Mandy IS a whore
>>562057693Imagine raping that thing
>>562058583Courtney...
>>562058492Mandy is just Power Girl with a magic anime transformation gem. And just like power girl who dated PAUL from spider-man (who is now dead thank goodness), is also very much like a whore.
>>562058492>>562059005Mandy is a whore but only for Robert's cock
https://litter.catbox.moe/xgxecyn7q15vcze0.mp4I'm slowy forgetting your face
>>562063095That was…gut wrenching.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'VE PLAYED XCOM 2 FOR 15 HOURS STRAIGHT! I'M FUCKING DYING RN!
>>562076358Only 15 hours?
>>562063095:(
>>562061782>villainous wizard turns flambae back into a school kid>suddenly develops a fanboy crush on mechaman K I N O
“Remember that time you got turned into an annoying little brat by Rubarth the Pervert? And you covered your walls in posters of me? I do believe you ordered some pillows off of Amazon too.”“Shut UP Bob-Bitch”
surprised we didn’t have a magician themed hero tbqh
>>562061782Everybody's a fan of mecha man
https://x.com/Brizksie/status/2038843657562779660Based sonar
ugh
Guh...
why are you guys moaning
>>562099927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqAipdIppvI
It's ben several months since Dispatch ended. Have you changed your life for the better yet?
Meh
>>562102151fuck no lmaowhy do you think I'm still here
>>562103940You’re adorable.
>>562107993
>>562107993>>562108170Um
>>562109892Bobert
>>562110308That is visi doh
>>562091380Same. Although we do know magic exists thanks to the presence of Golem and Punch Up respectively. Seeing as they were both made into what they are thanks to magic.
>>562102151lol lmao
Mandy speaks fluent french and you can't convince me otherwise
>>562115057I've seen worse headcanons out in the ether so why not.
>>562115057She didn’t even know what Coupé means
>>562114515>>562115057It's not fair why does Robert get these two?
>>562116961she's also a little airheaded
(((Golem))) sabotaged Flambae twice AGAIN. That idiot went into isolation chamber twice.
>>562119303Yeah? Maybe you’re a flambae
>>562119303Surely he won't fall for it a third time right?I recently learned that you can only sabotage a person 3 times max, if you send them out again they won't get sabotaged even if they're supposed to
>>562119534Paulie Walnuts big SDN poster
>>562122052Hawt.
>>562125498Romantic.
>>562126173Simply touching and heartwarming.
aehh jesus christ. every day i fight for my own dignity and i always lose. good night /sdn/ i love u bros>>562102151each of my recent attempts to change my life failed miserably
>>562129013Cinnamon scented probably >>562129186Stay safe anon
>>562129186Can someone please get this man a brown tomboy gf before he dies of liver failure?
>>562130984well how can he fix her if he can't even fix himself?
Come on lads, just 20 more posts and then we can rest easy with the knowledge that we've survived another thread.
>>562134024
>>562133807Robert would never do drugs because that's not what winners do
>>562134024It's not like we've reached the image limit either>>562134098
>>562134024>>562134506It takes a minute to wait in between posts. So I can't exactly push us that quickly.
>>562131481>>562132076He’s 100% his type. He’s just hiding it.
>>562134618Excuses, excuses! That's not I wish to read!
I am horny
>>562134481Probably not when he became a hero. Though he did ask Waterboy if he ever got high. To which Herm says he hasn't. So Robert recommended for him to get high at least once. So Bobby must have done it some time in his early years.
>>562116961>>562118282Think she knows the basics of Spanish because Cali but doesn't go any further.
Now, someone prepare the next thread! And might as well include the link to buy the plushies in the OP.
>>562134869I'll do it.
This is the end. There is no more thread. All gone.
>>562134761SDN grills aren't helping
>>562134889>the smug face of a retard who falls into the same trap twice
>>562135174
>>562135174He’s not retarded he’s just too hotheaded to think straight. If he’d just calm down he wouldn’t be such a doofus.
>:3
Time to migrate, fags! To the thread that was promised to us 3000 years ago!
>>562135360>licklicklick
Adios>>562135123>>562135123>>562135123
>>562135123>>562135123>>562135123FUCKING MO)OOOOOOOVE!
