New Merch EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2037700845165215866>Dispatch devs on The House of the Dev Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KOsGfV7h-Y [Embed] [Embed]>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>561538179
Dicks out for Mandy!
My life for Mandy
Flambert <3333
>>562135123https://archiveofourown.org/works/81932616/chapters/215561521I wrote a thing/SDN/ goes on a roadtrip
This Golem guy is a pretty cool guy if you ask me.
>>562134889>>562135446Why does he do that lip curl thing
>>562135887Took you long enough. Good job. Gonna read it after I wake up.
>>562135961I think Flambae just has a permanent grin. Even when he's mad it still curls up at the ends.
>>562135887Whose car is it? Neither of them own a car, and I doubt that the poorfag wagie Robert can afford it.
>>562135961Because he’s fucking adorable?
>>562136268That he is.
>>562136219>>562136268So he’s like a cat got it
>>562136252Robert bought a shitty beat up 2005 Toyota Camry using his meager SDN salary
>>562136252I mean it's got to be Flambae's right?
>>562136549Exactly.
>>562136982See he’s doing it there too, you just have to zoom in a little
>>562136802no, his car's still destroyed
>>562137256I wonder how he coped. I wonder if he checked the security cameras.
>>562137424No cope. Just pure seething and malding.
>>562137052Like I said, permanent grin.
>>562137492No. He needs to find someone or something to blame. This is how Afghans work.
>downtime in ten minutes
>>562138269This looks so bad out of context
>>562138519I mean, it is edited to look like cum
https://litter.catbox.moe/ohn6584lcv7nrpnr.mp4
>>562138269>>562138519>>562138576Cum isnt grey you retards. Line up for the beating bat.
>>562140129bro you might want to get your dick checked out
Mike Wazowski
Alright, it's time for me to go. I love you all, /SDN/.We're all going to make it to S2.
>>562141580goodnight hopium
So they're gonna do something for april fool's right?
>>562142007Maybe Easter, if nothing else.
>>562143987I know Waterboy is a klutz and lacks self awareness to a lot of interactions. I just can't believe a scenario in which he'd give someone whose parched, water he pukes up.
>>562145394he's just very eager to help out
>>562147687If you touch his abs your hands will melt off. Because acid.
>>562147687>>562149738don't do this it creates mustard gas
>>562149901Or chlorine gas, or whatever gas, it’s not good.
>>562149862You’d think he’d have created a corrosive resistant bodysuit the way Flambae has a burn resistant suit.
>>562142179Smol
>>562149901>>562149993*SSSSSSS*
>>562150139I guess Toxic is a bit of an exhibitionist? He always likes to brag and boast about his own manhood. It's got to be a pain getting new clothing everytime he shifts into his acidic form.
wine mom
>>562150717They both die mid-kiss because their lungs aren’t equipped to deal with the chemical complexity of the fumes.
>>562150996>I guess Toxic is a bit of an exhibitionistYeah probably.
>>562150386
Playing through again and forgot how comfy the latter half of episode 1 was.
>>562155384Easier if we fly is a great trackI read somewhere the episode 1 was the most expensive animation wise
>>562155384LA at night with synthwave music playing is simply a recipe for kino.>>562155973I lot of it was the factory fight I'm guessing. But I've also noticed that the facial expressions especially for Robert and Mandy in ep 1 were really in depth.
>>562156630>LA at night with synthwave music playing is simply a recipe for kino.That's what I'm fucking sayinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa6SiSGGwcwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkMMWUNb91M
Lipstick is sexy.
Invisimech <3333
>>562161320took you long enough
>>562161320Don't tell Chase
>>562162237Also fuck this april fools joke
PhenomaMech <33333
>>562162357pretty lame one this year
Goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>562162357It was NORF FC you uncultured retard
>>562142007How long does it take until the team makes Mark cry?
>>562166651Ffs, you do realize that S1 mark could literally solo an entire Dispatch-verse?
>>562167128How’s he going to do that when he’s a Waterboy Victim?
>>562167690
>>562145394>I just can't believe a scenario in which he'd give someone whose parched, water he pukes up.>it has healing propertiesWith everything fucking wrong with my body? Fuck that. Bottom's up waterboy. Gimme that sweet sweet Steven Universe healing spit, bud.
>>562162237>*bangs in front of you*Keep up old man.
>>562167128Phenomaman would make love to him to death.
The fuck is this April fools shit
>>562184869You rike?
>>562185029NO!
I just got asked who longcat is (was, RIP) Surely you’re not all this young/newfaggy
HELP ME AAAAA
>>562186316A lot of these are just common knowledge memes that even redditors know.
>>562191819Awww
>>562191819>>562192000>>562192935Just more evidence that there’s a wizard afoot
>>562187713what's wrong anon
>>562198216he didn't know who longcat was
why is robert so cute bros
>>562198436
>>562167128Punch Up has a secret move that’ll take him out.
>>562199028Ugh that receding hairline
>>562177415My headcanon is that they are, in fact, ex lovers.
>>562167128True. He could effortlessly kill Superman with one hit.
>>562207340Pathetic butt
>>562209840That's exactly the way Mandy likes themPathetic
>>562186316>newfagWe use newFRIEND on redditchan now grampa. Don't you know it's the era of censorship and sheltered, easily offended people have taken over the internet?
>>562209632>Th-Thank you... Superman...>Superman?!>B-Because you're pretty Super. And you're a man.>Oh yeah...
Hello I LOVE Visimech
>>562211884Eewww str8
>>562212056
>>562211884based
Robert and Flambae are both afraid of needles. They have to hold each others hands when they get their flu shots.
>>562211884really wish we got the sunrise kiss on the bottom left instead of the stretcher one. feels more romantic and fulfilling.
Bros I am stumped :(
>>562214010longcat
>>562214010IT’S PIKACHU
>>562209632This is embarrassing
Getting drunk again
https://twitter.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2039402471131365549
>>562216958cheers malevolaholic, i'm heading in the same direction
>cheers malevolaholicI have a nickname now? O:
>>562219016well you drinkand you post malevola
>>562219758
>>562217568She definitely planned this
>>562217568>>562222004>Nice cock, Robert.
>>562222004fucking cursed!
>>562217713>>562219016I thought it was MalevolANT? What does the ANT even stand for anyway?
>>562217568>Golem>not in a funny oversized massive SDN shirtC'mon... ffs.
>>562225010where is he gonna get a massive SDN shirt
>>562225157Custom made duh. Also,>you can bypass the stupid april fools captcha by pressing cancel then trying the real captcha again.
I just got a captcha of ryan gosling and it told me I was WRONG when I said it was ryan goslingThis captcha is buggy as fuck
>>562225352you cannot recognize yourself, anon?
Hamu
>>562224874It stands for Ant. Because you're tiny bugs that need to be stepped on.
>>562225352Ryan who? That's literally me in the pic.
>>562225352How did you get this picture of me
>>562229078>>562231063This is so gay lol
>>562231462I know right? There's no way Robert would do karaoke
I would never do karaoke ever
>>562232537i.e., you will never do karaoke ever until you're drunk enough to be convinced otherwise
>>562217568eyyyyyy
Flambae bought a hamster and he named it Bobter
>>562235893Hope he's not gonna shove it up his own butt.
>>562237361
>>562237361>Hampsters up peoples butts.Why was this a running gag in pop culture during the late 90s to mid 2000s?
>>562241465Hamsters just fit perfectly in there
>>562167128He wouldn’t even make it past Toxic.
oh god oh fuck okay that's enough for tonight, i have responsibilities, i have a job, i have a cat's mouth to feed. good night /sdn/ i love u faggots
>>562242427
>>562242771
>>562241465That one South Park episode?
>>562242956Hermy...
So far only Mandy's acting in character.
I still can't believe that Herman could choke the fuck out of Royd.
Not every eventful.
I always knew that one day one of the Visiholic's vices would kill him.
>>562242427Toxic takes out Flambae? I call bullshit.
RIP Visiholic. You will be sorely missed.
Waterboy WOULD NEVER.
Oh Fujo...
Waterboy is a fucking killer...
That's the second time Fujo loses his sanity.
Holy fucking shit... what the fuck?!
I... didn't expect Fujo to go out this way...
Everyone has nightmares this night...
At this point Herman is just a common thug.
The duality of Waterman
Well this is a blast from the past
Can Sonar truly make it without killing anyone?
Even monsters get tired.
WTF is this ending?!
>>562246642Half bat, half man, all freak.
>>562248070Was there ever a chance for him to turn into a genuine hero if Robert's dad didn't beat the shit out of him, making him succumb to incel rage?
>>562248343Who knows? Maybe.
>>562244828Lost amidst the endless storm of fujo art
Fujos should be classified as a type of hoarder.
>>562250251Anymore so than BBlovers and Visifans?
Alright, I'm off to sleep. Goodnight, /SDN/. Love you all.
>>562251579sweet dreams BBfrend
>>562251579G'night.
>>562254086Gelatinous.
>>562232537same, I can't sing. I'm doing everyone a favor
>>562256832you not being able to sing is part of the funjust ask flambae
>>562257603he's not too bad compared to me
I’M A BITCH
>>562259153MY NAME'S ROBERT
>>562260616I'M A BITCH WHOSE NAME IS ROBERT
>>562259153>>562260616>>562263153
any argentineans wanna post their hand really quick?
>>562246069This is super boring without character images
>>562273882>>562242427what game is this again
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>562276725good night
>>562266547this real?
>>562270967The face of a serial raper. A raperist, if you will...>>562272398
>>562274334The Hunger James Simulacrum. The Bumger Gays Sims.
>>562288157what happened to the pics? I remember there being pics. If they took that out, it's fucking lame.
>>562288854Honestly not sure if there were. Maybe we're just having some kind of collective mandela effect about that...
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
Get a job.
>>562288854I linked 48 images, both for alive and dead but the fucking site said the links were broken. So I replaced the first one, then it told me to replace the second one, and then the 3rd and so one. I gave up. I was not going to waste another half an hour linking pics until that shitty site decided that they were good enough.
>>562281940>>562282054nibble nibble
what are the odds season 2 comes out before GTA 6
What are the odds Robert is bi
>>5622991590.00%
Robert needs to be taken care of
>>562299159100%
Robert is 100% heterosexual.
>>562303528except for that one time but that doesn't count
Reee
d-doko…
>>562309672
>>562309672they will say something alongside the xbox release, troost. we have to persevere until summer.
>>562294991To be fair that sim is ancient. Like 'firin' mah lazers' levels of ancient. I don't even think most of the people here in /SDN/ or thia board remember stuff like that anymore. So yeah some stuff like the image uploads on it might be borked too. I'm surprised the site is still up after all these decades...
>>562303528>>562299714What about the guys who don't think about anything when HE blows 'em?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb27Rk-nbao
>>562310624He was making a joke okay
>>562309672NO! No Doko. Stop it you.
>>562311294As far as (you) know.
>>562311346Domo arigato mr doko
>>562314789Y'welcome. Now get back t'work. Don't make me get outta this chair an' whoop your sorry butt. You can doko on y'own time.
>>562315575>black>works for a rich white woman>bosses around minorities (Z-team) and treats them like shitChase is an uncle tom
>>562315482>Marky-mark from the Funky Bunch voices a characterIdunno.. after his falling out with jacksepticface, his recent hunger induced melty over legendary franchise "pappy's plaptime", and his massive hollywood-triggering success on Ironed Lungs, I'm doubtful it's even possible...
>>562315482>season 3has season 2 been confirmed?
Beeeeeef
>>562315482Hot take but I hope there's VERY little crossover from the first game in any sequels. I hope it's a new cast, new city, everything. Every choice heavy game series (mostly thinking of TWD and Mass Effect) really struggles with all the different outcomes as things drag on.
>>562320959no one will care about the sequel if the original crew isn't present in it. the characters made the game.
>>562320959this isn't like walking dead or wolf among us where you can just kill off half the cast in one season. It'd be hard to imagine season 2 having any success if they just write off the characters that made it so good in the first place. Imagine going in expecting more Blazer or Visi and instead it's just a bunch of new characters with no relation to the original cast, everyone would be pissed.
>>562315482There is no way in hell we are surviving another 2 years anons. We are going to abandon /SDN in like 5 months
>>562324725
>>562324979its like she went through stages of grief in 3 seconds i that scene.
>>562324725>We are going to abandon /SDN in like 5 monthssome were saying that 5 months ago. that said, there are fewer and fewer of us here every month, so i'm curious what will become of /sdn/ in the future. maybe the xbox release will bring some new blood but eh, we were saying that about the switch one and it didn't do shit.
>>562324725You underestimate my autism
Blonde Blazer owes me sex
>>562329421She'll pay you in PTO instead.
so sleepy
>>562330387Is the sex included?
>>562312308Does Courtney fantasize about Robert kissing other men?
>>562334854Grossyes she does
Will she ever beat the rape allegations?
>>562337976why is this still a fucking thing
>>562335756Who does she often imagine kissing him?
>>562324725It's not Joever yet. We still have 5 months to go.
>>562339480P-manbut only because she spied on him in the parking lot
I love this shot so much
>venomous poison, you're poison, running through my veins, you're poisonoh fuck jesus christ i love alcohol. good night sdn i love u all
>>562344329sleep tight visiholic
>:3
>>562348235
>>562348892Flambert <3333
Fuck I'm yearning again
Average InvisiMech interactionhttps://x.com/coldstray/status/2039714191679037632?s=46
>>562341158>You’re a hard worker, Robert. You rise fast.>Like a 12 year old’s dick.
>>562350738typical BBfag reaction vs. visifag reaction
>>562350942
>>562351980
rough, dirty fucking with Blazersoft, cuddly lovemaking with Mandy
>>562352671>>562352951>>562353118Now turn them into pillows
>>562356256Why is she so cute bros
>>562358009because she's the sweetest
>>562354436Hopefully they get enough orders for OP to do so.https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1saic8f/dispatch_body_pillow_interest_form/
>>562359573>Mandy making pasgetti like italian nonnaThis is canon
Change your fucking socks Robert I can smell them from here
>>562363383Courtney showers like a manevery few days
>>562363937
Robert doesn’t use deodorant and neither does Courtney
>>562361456to Robert, anything she cooks is a masterpiece
>>562365229Sniffa
>>562368720>no chest hairoh for fucks sake
>>562369052There is. Just the opacity of the brush strokes are faded is all.
>>562369602still not nearly enough hair I say
>>562370276Fair.
imagine if in season 2 we find out flambae's accent is totally faked and he just talks in his normal voice
>>562375137That would be hilarious. I wish I could find the oc. Someone made that exact scenario and he was ordering at a restaurant speaking in a regular voice much to everyones shock. Imagine this voice coming out of Flambae.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EORZGo7GRA
>>562350738
Or, have a running gag where that's flambae's "joke" voice where he just sounds like a regular guy
>>562380202O:
