JOIN THE TOURNAMENTSaturday March 28th at 4 PM PT / 7PM EThttps://challonge.com/5g5nbjbvSunday March 29th at 9am UTChttps://challonge.com/wqu6sppg2.60 newshttps://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2035657990351573194>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Djeeta, Narmaya, Charlotta, Ladiva, Ferry, Anila, Vikala, Zooey, Versusia, Siegfried, Percival, Vane, Lancelot, Seox, Anre, Eustace, Beatix, Vaseraga, Zeta, Galleon, Grimnir, Metera, Lowain, Katalin, Vira, Yuel, Soriz, Cagliostro, Wilnas, Ilsa, Sandalphon, Nier, Beelzebub, Lucilius, Avatar Belial, not 2B, and Meg>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Last Bread: >>561457389
Thats a really cute SDSG OP.
I don't care for tournaments.
>>561609659her tongue looks suspiciously brown and fecal like
I like tourney mints.
>>561610023Filling Nier's ears with sands
>>561612685Her coochie is very itchy
Nerf cag
>>561610861Where do I subscribe to get tourney mints in the shape of Golshi's face shipped to my house straight from glorious Nippon?
buff cag
ggs lobby
buff lobby
when you buff bubs everybody wins
Nerfs, nerfs for everyone!
>>561616168...on planet crazy town
>>561616481we are all aboard this train one way or another
>>561616481GBVSR is crazy town...
>>561616481bro this IS planet crazy town
I need Bikky's cheese farts invading my sinuses PRONTO!!!
some of you guys shouldn’t be allowed to say anything ever
>>561616595Nice gold nails sissyboi
i luv sheep
>>561618109its metal. you wouldn't get it.
>>561618619Many are thinking this
>>561616168What do I, an honest Sheep main, get from Beelzebub getting buffed?
Imagine Anila getting breast reduction surgery
>>561618925More opportunities to 2H people
>>561616595Bubz is so cool
>>561619070this is so hot
How do I stop U DPing with Bubz?
>>561619202you remember you have 4 other good ult skills and don't need to u dp because you have a meterless DP for some reason
>>561618643Don't let GolshiTO see this
>>561619365>you have a meterless DP for some reasonDon't lie to the boy
>>561619387wilnas 逃げ
>>561619503Why is M DP so slow?
>>561618643>Beelzebub wearing anything that isn't a display of powerHe would never wear something like this. Uma Bubs would just be regular-ass Bubs thrown into a world where he clearly doesn't belong.
>>561619992Because it's meterless and doesn't put unisonic on cooldown.
>>561619387that's literally what he looks like
Another tekken meltdown
>>561622995Situation normal.
>>561622995what is so wrong with that game that every 2 weeks i hear about this.
>>561623575I play it every now and then and have fun with it
i cannot WAIT for kuni kuni mitsu~ in tekken 8!no more BC and OP bubs/gran/zoi/meg/cag/lance
i'm doing 1 more pushup, squat, and crunch each day and i'm up to 6what other things should i be doing
>>561623812for me it's xiaoyu
>>561623575This wubbly got a job, this wubbly files his taxes on time, this wubbly works too hard to get a refund, this wubbly uses Outlook, this wubbly has a timer to get up and stretch, this wubbly complements all the office ladies but never gets reported to HR, this wubbly is delivering efficiencies, this wubbly updates his linkedin, this wubbly leans in, this wubbly listens to Simon Sinek podcasts while he spins, this wubbly plays pickleball, this wubbly does overtime, this wubbly is contributing the max to his 401k, this wubbly asks for the sale, this wubbly has no unanswered emails, this wubbly got perfect customer service, this wubbly looks you in the eye when he gives you a firm handshake,if you know what I mean.
>>561623575>All players at all ranks have the same complaints>Devs "listen">Season 2 was the "defensive" patch>Made the game more braindead offense unga bunga>Season 3 was the "back to basics" patch>It was just season 2.5 with the top tier shifted around and a nerf to heat
>>561624098How's your sleep schedule? Regular time and 7-8 hours every night?Ever tried kettlebell?
>>561624353i just meant exercises but i didnt want to type exercises because it destroyed the flow of the post...no i haven't used kettlebells, i have no upper management to give them to mehahahahawow those things are like 600 bucks each anonthat'd be like giles cory style, that'dtrap methat's a lot of debt
>>561624353>7-8 hours every night?NTA, but I wakeup feeling like horseshit if I sleep longer than 6hrs
Just find a bucket and fill it with some shit lamao
>>561624920i learned recently that now they're saying you only need seven and a half hours of sleep instead of the 9 it used to be and then the 8 it used to bedon't sleep, work! work!!
I'm tired bros
>>561625093Gamera-san... Are you balding?
>>561624660Sleep's important! Also is that Cannuck dollars or something? I can't find one online that's more than $150. You can probably get them cheaper at a secondhand store if there's one near you.Here's a bodyweight thing, you can be as buff as Bubz someday following this.
>not getting the referenceI thought granblue fantasy versus risingtons were cool...
>>561625347>Vaguemomming
>>561625427bring me more reaction images and i wont have to vague with mom
>>561625515
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>chomp chompjoin the tourney>swallowotherwise TO will be sad
>>561627760GolshiTO doesn't even know my name, he'll be fine if I don't join
imagine moving to japan and hosting a cringe ass clown game tournament instead of slamming jap college sluts in soaplands, befriending them after the service, exchanging lines and then banging them for free after a date at ikebukuro or harajuku
>>561628184like santa he knows everybody and you are on the naughty list
>>561628528I'm very naughty, I need to be punished
Triple attack into U Lumi has got to go
>>561629070mmmm.... nyo.
>>561627760is it wrong that this nier is kind of attractive
>>561629070
>>561629070she needs it
>>561631391GIVE PRAISEFOR SHE HAS NO EQUAL
Vira is so bad when will they ever fucking buff this character to be somewhat viable?
>>561633428you're bad
>>561633439She is objectively mid, anon. Sure she's not bottom 10 or anything but neither is she in a great spot right now.
>>561633668being mid doesn't mean she isn't viable
Please play Tekken
Vira is overpowered, she just has some bad match ups but she shits on everyone else (most of the cast)
Vira has a 4-6 matchup against 2M
>>561633724>being mid in a world populated by>op zoners, gimmicktroons and vasmmmm tell me how does that work out for ya
it drowned billions
vira drowning in my cum
>gbvsg upplaying viraamazing how this general happens to consistently land on the wrong side of every take
>>561634371cagliostro is broken
Vira can't get in, therefore she is a bad character
>>561635102*ultimate darkane*crushes everything plus on block midscreen corner starter instant startup refund on hit and block does your taxes and sucks your cockwhat now
EVERY shoto must be downplayed
>>561635228Okay, cool. BC. Thanks for the free HKD.
Narmaya's mom for season 3
yeah yeah lets downplay viwa yeah yeah
>>561635991for me it’s Aliza’s mom
For me, it's Zooey's mother
Does Sheep mom appear in the gacha at some point?I can only imagine how HOLY she would be...
>>561636802if you don't get this ugly lightbulb-headed bitch outta my face
mean... mean posts...
>>561637065much better
S3 savior
>>561637294we are not this lucky...
Siete for season 3
>>5616338692 men
Nerf Cagliostro
>>561637294I don't play harvin girls to have half naked dudes on screen.
>>561637294this is an adult woman
Nerf Lowain, nerf Cagliostro, nerf Vaseraga
>>561636802none of her family is ever seen though she mentions she has two siblings
>nerf>nerf>nerf>but no belial or beatrix aka the real top tiershmm i wonder who could be behind this agenda posting today
Nerf EX Djeeta
Buff Lunalu
>Versus Cagliostro
Make Ladiva's U SPD invincible on startup
>>561642451it is doe
>>561642559Only the air version
>buffs>buffs>buffsyou fags sound like the kekken discord
Vaseraga mains will put you into a losing RPS situation and think they're working so hard by making the right guess (Vaseraga literally doesn't lose 4:1 times)
>>561643061mmmmm you didn't specify so now you have to live with itit's like a genie's wish, and you just spent yours sorry
>>561643151I didn't rub no damn bottle you dumb kot
>>561643276Monkey paw, then.
Why are all harvins onahole sized
>>561624098tickling beatummy
>>561643438because they are onaholes
>>561643514unohole
Harvins wouldn't make for good onaholes because their pussies bottom out at 2 inches
>>561643696all female* harvins are onaholes
>>561643336I didn't slice off Bea's hands either. Get off the computer, Desu. I know you took the keyboard off the cat.
>>561643801that’d fit my kizzington jr. like a glove
Bea mains will put you into a losing RPS situation and think they're working so hard by making the right guess (Bea literally doesn't lose 8:1 times)
Beatrix is mid
I exposed myself
>>561644356is tekken THAT bad?
>>561644547Worse
I luv the leviathan mare omega theme
Just making sure but none of you niggers ACTUALLY believe Vira, Yuel and Charlotta are any good right?
NYE KYOT INSYIDE MEEEEE
Buffs over Nerfs
>>561645240A balding, overweight 40 yr old man typed this.
>>561647048balding? maybe 20 years ago...
Only the most virile, sexiest anons can muster enough sensual energy to kot-post.
finna boutta kotdm your mom
WYAKE MYE UPWYAKE MYE UP INSYIDESYAVE MYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>If I win its a gap no two ways about it get clowned on get skilled get punk'd no ggs don't shake my hand I am the superior player god I am so good at this genre whew lad>If I lose it means your degenerate main managed to casino fraud meguess my main
LYOOK AT THYIS PHYOTYOGRYAPHEVYERYTYIME I DYO IT MYAKE MYE LYAFF
>>561647048I may be bald but I'm ackshually in my 30 and underweight I'll have you know.
I knew a kid in highschool who was balding to the point where he had george costanza hairhe was also my junior but I genuinely thought he was older than me for most of my time in highschool
>>561649432It happens, I started balding at fucking 16 years old.
I FYEEL IT DYEEP WITHYINITS JYUST BYENYEATH MY SKINI MYUST CONFYESS THAT I FYEEL LYIKE A MYONSTER
ah hyell
>altrock bands crying about constipation posting hoursyep, this general is full of my people
>baldies posting hours
Meet your season 3 drunkfist fighter
>He doesn't wax his dome
we only wax our balls and butts and main cag on here
ballwaxxing
>No female martial artist>No male samurai>No male bow user>No female grappler (Galleon is not a grappler)While I admire the attempt at gender parity, perhaps that also could've included weapon types?
sandalphon is already female what else do you want
>>561651520no have a gay sword user next
>>561651520These are the consequences from your refusal to wax your balls.
>>561651520Granblue has like three male bowmen and they're all lame literally whos.And Naoise doesn't count since he's mostly a spearman
>>561651520We still don't have a proper musician at all.
I started balding at 23
>the last character of the game is another human male swordsmanabsolute peepeepoopoo
>>561658515They have an opportunity to make a proper install character. Would be funny if his dragon form is ssba only
>>561658876>proper install characterVira?
>>561658876What do you consider to be a proper install character?
>>561659568Windows Vista
Uninstall Vira
>>561659568Transforms into a different moveset
>>561659568izayoi where she randomly just turns into i-no midmatch and just spams overheads until you die
>>561660064Narmaya? Or does that not count because she can do that by pressing 5U instead of having to spend meter?
Meet your season 3 proper install character.
>>561661768Narmaya is called a stance character. You learn something every day, huh?
After a work week consisting of two morning shifts, two evening shifts, and a night shift, completely wrecking my day-night cycle, I'm finally all done for the week, and there's even a tournament to look forward toLads, we're so back
>>561662387Stance and install are functionally the same thing.
>>561663632No, a stance character can go back and fore between it's move sets at will, an install character usually will have to spend meter for the install and then stays in that form unless it's a timed one.
My dick belongs between those cheeks
Stance character; can switch back and forth at will, each stance has certain strengths and weaknesses compared to the other stance(s). Install character; install mode is strictly better than non-install mode, have to jump some hurdle to get into it.
>>561663632You are not very bright.
*installs*
Game is a load of trash. lobby status?
>>561669741currently being shipped to africa
>>561670513i hate bottled water so much
>>561666408
>>561671506Djeeta's dick belongs between those cheeks
>>561671506Me on the left
>>561670581same but how do we trust anything that isn't touched with poop fingers thats not from your own home?
>>561672078forgot pic
>>561672310ahh yes, public lead dispenser, my favorite
Hag butt general
>>561672407You need a certain minimum of lead in the brain to have boomer confidence
>>561673331microplastics give you better reaction times
I hate nier
>>561671506>Oh my!
I like Nier the cat
At least we can all agree that we all hate the Metera, aka worthless whore with no personality or character, the most.
We don't like Metera the whore.We don't like Ladiva the tranny.We don't like Vikala the rat.We don't like Anila the sheep.We don't like Lowain the cuckold.And most importantly,We don't like Yuel the fox.
>>561675652We love being mice here.
Metera is my favorite virgin with lots of personality and character actually
and we love Cagliostro
>>561675782No. No. NO!!!
>>561675540Yet another virginal, abhorrent Nier post.
>>561675534Nier
>>561675652>We don't like Anila the sheep.we luv sheep
>>561676748kitty cat boob windows are peak
>>561676823Anila the sheep is annoying.
[your main] is annoying[my main] is loved by all
>>561677880if you play [any character that i dont play] you will automatically be made my wife (even if male)if you play [any character that i play] you will be made my husband (even if female)
>>561677880ZoiGAWD
>[Deleted]you love charlotta!
>>561678421>>561678437>>561678601This is someone's FUARKING hero
>>561678767Get rid of the ugly crown
>>561678767Get rid of the ugly tits and legs
>>561678940Now this is my hero
>>561675652danchou wouldn’t say those things
>>561679342that's not danchou, that's a danchou that grew up from her futa balls sperm
Lobbing, I need those stats, PRONTO!
>>561675652Then who DO we like?
>>561680865Satyr
>>561680865
>>561680865Marippe
>>561681087licka
>>561680865OMATASE
>>561680865i like this kok
>>561681360This/gbvsg/ LOVES KokWe can't get enough Kok
>>561680865We (yes, WE) love Narmaya
Goddamn Lance is a such a boring faggot. Combos look like he's doing one special and it lasts for so fucking long
>>561682360cus he is
>>561682589Win or lose, shall be blocking any Lance players henceforth.
>TIL this game has kara cancelsneat. how many characters can make use of them?
>>561683007
>>561682950Haaaaaching chingslash slashWOGENSTROMHUPBURADO IMPACTOAMAIIKUSO*GAY ICE NOISES*AMAICHINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*GAYER ICE NOISES*THWISH BLADES OF ICE
>>561682360
>>561683274
>>561683617post too shortcombo lasts 50 seconds
type out the sound Anila makes when she lands U DP
>>561684397HIYA!!!AREAREAREAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG*
>>561682360I wouldn't mind playing against Lance if his fucking SBA didn't last so goddamn long or if it didn't play the full animation every goddamn time.
We hate anila
>>561684497kek
>>561685226I don't think they needed to be that big
>>561685308fear not, we have belial's ballsack, bubs' asscrack and wilnas' feet for people like you
>>561685308I get you, sheeps being that wooly is unhealthy, they need a good shear
>>561685226Huge sagging boobs are so disgusting
>watch gamera replays>every throw works>doesn't even fuckin bother to shimmy or delay buttons>nope just press throw and it works>y-y-yes gamewa-sama I-I-I will take every throw like the shrimped dick faggot I am t-t-thank you for throwing mevs>meanwhile my games in ranked>AHAHAHAHA I WILL SWITCH MY DELAY TIMING LIKE A SCHIZO AM I MASHING EARLY OR AM I MASHING LATE GOOD LUCK NIGGER CATCH ME IF YOU CAN I WILL NYAVER TAKE A FUCKIN THROW NYAVER YOU HEAR ME>*COUNTER*>*does 60% of their hp off a delay c.h*>walk up throw after>*WHOOSH* >issa mash tech>WYELL NYU CAUGHT ME ONCE HUH NOW TRY TO CATCH ME AGAIN AHAHAHA I WILL NYAEVER EVER TAKE A FUCKING THROW CATCH ME IF YOU CAN FUCCBOIwhyis it just the name?why are pro player matches so easy
>>561685308should have been larger
wow some of you are disgustingly gay
>>561685625japan's overall skill level is way lower
>>561685625gamera is an anomaly
>>561685625just play on japan
>>561685625>is it just the name?Yes. When they see "Gamera" in the top corner, they start overthinking every little."Is this a shimmy?""Is he going to delay is c.L?""Is he trying to bait out a button?""Will I get whiff punished if I throw out a c.M?"Meanwhile Gamera is on auto-pilot with one eye open and half asleep
>>561685846this is true, just queue with region set to japaneasiest GM of my life
>>561685846trvkemore than skill level being lower, there are more players so more noobs to farm
>>561685625let me guess, you are the geneposter
>J-JAPANESE ARE LE BAD>*Absolutely mogs everyone at AWT*mmmmmmmmm
>>561686279no, that would be me.
>>561686318fucking RETARD
>>561685308hmmmmmmmmnyo, you are wrong actually, they are just about right>>561685624Faggot
>>561686318bout to make this karyl brown
>>561685308Lancelot main btw. Not sure if that matters
Took a massive Wilnas, almost clogged the Meg
There is literally nothing attractive about flopping sagging sacks of fat
>>561686586what if theyre sweaty flopping sagging sacks of fat
>There is literally nothing attractive about flopping sagging sacks of fat
>>561686770Sounds even worse.
>>561686586fag
>>561686910What if they're full of milk and go"slosh, slosh" when they move?
>>561686808Fag it's a good boy.
>>561686910i am a flatgod but im siding with all the anons who want to pinch anilas belly fat and call you gay
>>561687073nobody asked you, cockhandler.
>>561686586...you can just type "please post more FAT tits" Anon, there really is no need for reverse psychology
>>561687012Lactation is a low tier garbo fetish
Imagine not liking these
dog crossing the river = me trying to navigate through ferry's bullshitdog getting fucked = ferry as I 2 touch rape her
everyone is in the palm of her hand
>Get hit by Djeeta>Lose 8k>Also now I'm cornered and she is running infinite stagger pressure while also spamming plus on block heavy and ult fireballsYou fuckers, I fell for the Djeeta is bad propaganda
>>561686004>runs into Takodot wyat nyow
>>561687280the other dog coming in and interrupts you = BC
>>561687560every character can do this to you smile smile
>plus on block fireballs are a problem now
>>561687560she is
>>561687747When they are +5 on block, yeah it's kind of a big deal
Holy fuck I pinched a nerve so bad I can barely move half of my left hand.If this doesn't get better soon I might have to drop out of the tourney.
>>561687927whats she even gonna do to you? just take the throw.
>get hit by character>lose 1000% hp>also now im aieee aieee aieee aieeeeeeYou fuckers, I fell for the propaganda. Bad propaganda implies its not enough to convince anyone btw, worthless subhuman poster
>+80 on blockwe need to nerf nier
>>561687968RIP, which fox will we miss out on?
>>561687968smooooch. you must join the tournament now.
>plus on whiff
>>561688313Abel GODS
>Ad hominemI accept your concession
>>561688037why must we make such mean posts with such a cute character
>try to zone my opponent>accidentally heal my opponent>also now i give him more meter to rape my ass with tooyou fuckers, i fell
>cropped porn
>>561688528you forced my hand
>>561688231the gayer one
>>561688636>i know exactly which picture this isFuck...
>>561688231The rat one.
>I feel like playing a long session today>pic relatedNever mind I guess
luv
I queued Japan and I ran into Osakana on his fraud harvin pringlesmanYou fuckers lied to me
>>561689693prepare to be doxed or outed as a liar...
>try to move out of galleon's circle>she presses 5U causing me to stand still and block insteadWHY?
>>561689693just quit on JP players teeheewhat are they gonna doooooooooshame you on the JP guestbook? oh NO
>>561690594The wonder of proximity blocking
>>561690594>dix removes atrocious proximity block range on ryu>grub adds it in for galleon>stroive removes wild assault >…
i bought a new air plant todayi love them because they're just little guys you can just pick up and carry around
>>561691293Plants should stay in the ground where they belong.
Did anyone ask?
just sharted and farted and clawed out someone's garden :)
bros, i just went outside for a quick smoke and found a huge hole in my lawn... there's also a trail of some sort of slimy residue and a stench of fried food mixed with shit coming from the hole...
so why does gamera throws work and mine doesn'tdon't fucking say the gene
>>561693643Maybe your throw attempts are too obvious
>>561693753gamera does c.l into tick throw.
>>561693278Fucking diggers, man
>>561693901Yeah, me tooBut if it doesn't work I just start mixing it up, there's no much insight to provide unless I see a replay
>>561694273Why are you replying to the schizo?
>>561694107Gamera doesn't like draph fuckmeats, he's into more classy women like Bea or Djeeta
>>561694365everyone is the schizo to you. just the other day you called me the schizo
i am the schizo
>>561695246>everyonenah just you, i can tell you are the worst shitposter in here
status?
>>561687968Nice, I just made it to winner's side
>>561695385Mood Down
odds i join the gay lobbyevens i fap to flat chests
thrembo this game is dead
>>561695707
>>561695707why not both at once?
>>561695385I can't join until Monday
>>561695901Says who?
>>561695707which flatties would you have fapped?
>>561696226>asking another guy what he faps to
>>561696643well?
>>561696056my mom
>yep, time to shart all over this matchwhat move for this feel?
>>561697479
Goddamn this game is bad. Would it kill these retarded devs to add actual recovery on whiff?
>>561697969its the arcsys trademarktm
>>561697969which move did you get owned by this time sis
All of my moves have too much recovery on whiff...
>>561698323cagxis…
add dashblocking
>>561695707how do i find the gay lobby
>>561698323sol badgawd...
>>561698497Dashblocking wont do shit to fix your unc reflexes
>>561698497nah, just nerf the zoners.
>>561690594...because she is literally hitting the ground? The ground you are standing on?
>>561698323cag needs buffs
>>561698775by adding dashblocking
>>561694616>more classy women like BeaLMAO
>>561698878By removing their U DPs and BC so they die on defense like a zoner should.
>dash blocking>in a game revolving around 66L
>>561698230All their other games were fast paced, not this one.>>561698310Fucking all of them? The game is just made like putrid ass. There is no coherent mechanic in this pile of shit.
>>561699412then stop playing this game
66U will have armor
>>561699503Soon. but not right now. Suck my cock though, faggot.
>>561699679Gladly now let’s see what you’re packing big boy
>>561699058well yeah, classy women tend to be irresistible like that
are you trying to get GM with anila, you know whodont do thati dont like that...please stop perusing that dream
>perusing
there is no way that was autocorrectthat nierposter is BROWN
peru brained
UWE
>>561699894Can't, it's buried too deep in Zeta's pussy.
stop shitposting browngirlobsessedslurperslapper fuckerhander
deeping my berries in pussy's zeta...
>>561700370this poster eats carrots
carrots are good for you
>>561700370the lobby will be 90% gms soon
Will my NEET ass be up for the tourney tomorrow or will I sleep in?
I’m not good enough to be a GM
>Combo starting +ob throwbaitWhy is this game so fucking obsessed with this garbage?
>>561702093me too... lets segregate the lobby.
>>561701615i ain't waking up early on a fucking saturday to play this game
>>561700490The HRT spiked water
>>561702093>>561702129Let me into the 0 gemmie master club
>>561701615mmmmmmm nyoYou'll watch Texas Showdown tomorrow instead
my penis is very tiny who do I main
i remember the last tourney i did, it was like the 3rd one and i got beaten by fwegger and got laughed ative been depressed ever since
>>561703681ogre magi
>>561703681Djeeta
>>561703697I would strangle those people if I could
>>561700490Niia's fart water
>>561703681Soriz
>>561703697people are mean wtf
Kek
>>561705438>tranny art
all the flat chested girls I had sex with had no squeeze game. on the other hand, this one chubby girl I fucked had immaculate control over her ripples, must've done her kegels
>6 tourneyngtonsoh no no no no no
So Narmaya has a move that teleports her out of the corner, immediately hits you, and gives her a full corner combo? wtf is this game even?
>>561705754should I join to sandbagmy stick doesn't work
Hey check this out. Here is my specialtyResults?.......
No losing matchups
every character is bottom 5 when i play them
>>561609659Meeeeeetera desu~
>>561706260>sf6 gief bottom rightthis guy would probably be 1700 mr in sf6
>>561706471His name is Zangief/Dream cuz he wishes his Gief was good
Charlotta’s voice makes me hard
>>561705947Yes, and get matched to me
>>561706714imagine her squeaking fuck me arimasu!!!!!
https://x.com/asw_official_eu/status/2037514983571935334?s=46
>>561706714>>561706979https://litter.catbox.moe/qc0i3c73xfhqysld.ogg
xewom, pls stop posting
Nier's voice makes me limp
desu
xerom should lose more weight
>>561707003BASED
>>561675652I luv yool and I like sheepyour gay and dumb
>>561700370I can't grind as much as I'll need to this weekend, so it might still be a dream for another season
after getting sandy to lvl 300 I see why hes not played that much
>>561709571sandy gameplay: wait for your opponent to do something extremely retarded
>>561709571y?
desu, shear all the sheep in this thread
>>561709683every shoto (honest character) gameplay be like
>>561706852it is done
>>561706260holy shit is that a japanese player saying their character is the best and has no losing matchups???
desu, kill all the niers
>Bea knocked out of top 10Did they all leave?
>>561710556dropped for the better beatrixes (ilsa, siegfried, vira)
>>561710556>Galleon number 3What the fuck, I was told Galleon is mid?
>>561710797usage rates are a popularity contest
>>561710942ah yes every waifufag's favorite waifu - siegfried
>>561710556>-0.75%it's over
>>561711227Sieg is incredibly mash friendly and hot, of course he'll be popular
>>561711227>>561711552he literally just received changes as well
Mom needs an install super
Where is everyone tonight?
>>561712026>Where is everyone on a friday night?
>>561712026We're out having sex, what, you didn't receive an invitation? I am watching Raymoo bust a fat load on Ashigyaru's tits as I type this, sucks to be you I guess.
Just got back from having sexAlmost lasted longer than the average Lancelot combo
Meet your season 3 guest
>>561713883Is this the dark elf from that shitty 80s anime?
>wanting to see man titsIf I wanted to see those, I would just look in the mirror
>>561714019That's the dark elf from the good 90s anime.
>>561703697its not fair. why is he good at this game and has a girlfriend.
>>561714118If it's the fantasy anime where the main dude is called Pan or Parn, then yeah, it's the garbage I was thinking of. Can't believe i wasted time on that pile of rubbish.
>>561710752thank yew
>>561710752
>>561714546faster
sad times...Bubs can do i-ACK[]Zangief_Dream my heroI like CagliostroI'm literally Loisy IRLSmellyFloating shelterOUGIMatches so nice, I thank twiceaeiouMaglielle for RisingBut you can say Fwehggasake & sumo, that's my ANTHEMhiShisu KisuRead Muv-Luv, Watch MacrossYou wouldn't 2H a kid, right?Uh oh...i give upBring it on!
>forgotten again
>>561714642
add vampyin the immediate future
zeaLook how they massacred my boyZzzSo i herd u liek mudkipzRead Muv-Luv, Watch MacrossProfesional downplayerLogos Magiasolid mid tier enjoyerIlsa waiting roomDensuke for season 3Part-time job: Meg's chairdedgaemYuri, the purest form of Love!Don't gab me I'm scaredtinyurl com/ilsacharguideIt's unoverPlay GBVS:RisingVoicesMolon labeFOREVERU UNGA FOREVERU BUNGAdl. 2L et 66L delenda est
Safe!
Haven't played in like 3 years, does the exe exploit thing still work
>>561716794yes
>>561705438Cute art!
>>561711227Believe it or not, some peopöe like to play cool characters instead of waifus.And a loyal knight with a huge sword that's trying to contain his real power bestowed upon him by a dragon's blood is cool as hell.
lobby status
>>561715117...did you seriously look at all of their profiles just to copy their player card messages?
>>561717221he's...like....me.....
>>561717451eating two pizzas right now
namedropping has evolved
>>561717451main?
My drunkingtons
>>561718783It's basically stalking nowI hope namedropper is a cute girl
>>561715117>S Tiertinyurl com/ilscharguidePart-time job: Meg's chairFOREVERU UNGA FOREVERU BUNGA>A TierDon't gab me I'm scaredProfessional DownplayerDensuke for season 3>B TierIlsa Waiting roomsolid mid tier enjoyerYuri, the purest form of love!It's unoverLogos MagiaRead Muv-Luv, Watch Macross>C TierVoiceszeaZzzPlay GBVS:Rising>Please get a new onedl. 2L et 66L delenda estLook how they massacred my boydedgaemSo i herd u liek mudkipz
>mudkipz meme>in 2026Holy based tradition enjoyer.
more like holy based boomercelkrakaboomypowydooei
Boomer genreBoomer thread
i've been dunking on gen z for 35 years
>>561720569millhouse is a forced meme bros i dont feel so good
heyfuck you
>>561720569Why did you only rate half the list
>>561722247Because I am THE dumbest poster in this thread
>>561721643>being old = cool!
>>561723295Anons will think this and then seethe at boomers
Cagliostro
>>561723597My night is ruined
>>561723597My night is noticeably worse, but I think it can still be salvaged
>>561723597My night was going very poorly but it has started to improve
>>561722421thirty year old boomer character
>>561728983My night is saved
>>561728983I came on that
>>561723597my wife
>>561728983cute little slut
https://x.com/kamiyanot/status/2037670119489585396?s=46
>>561714697>Bring it on!
>Get the urge to play>First opponent is 66L, u skill spamming faggot>Lose all interest and close the gameIt's honestly amazing how they made such unfun universal mechanics.
attention>>561560375I have received internet, so the tournament will definitely happen tomorrow.thank you for your attention
>>561733838shut up doomfag the game is perfect
>>561734000me on the left
What's it like starting from 0 in this game in the current year
>>561734635I hope you like being fertilizer.
>>561734635you will be fighting veterans knowledge checking you to death
>>561735328What are the knowledge checks
>>561735379everything is plus on block/whiff
>>561734635I had a friend start from basically no FG experience maybe 8 months ago and now he's doing well in gold master. As long as you're willing to learn and are okay with losing a lot you can make it
AIEEEEEE CYGAMES DO SOMETHING, SNK HAD KENSHIRO AS GUEST CHARACTER
>>561734802Doing the 67 hand thing with her boobs
>>561725079nyo....NYOOOOOO.....
>>561734000thank you
>>561737608i'm thirsty
>>561738148join the tournament
"jyoin the lyobby!" "jyoin the tournyament!"But I know... I know what happens to people who join the lobby OR the tournaments...
>>561741238what happens
>>561741851You get your player card message leaked and posted here...
>>561741238they have fun and get good at the game?
>>561741851shiwowamb...
>>561741851you get groomed by niers
>>561741949unmarriageable interaction
>>561742124this is fine actually...
>>561744937legend. he played with us when galleon released
>>561745113I wonder what he's up to these days
>>561745390pumping and moaning on discord
>>561745390what a freak, i would only do this with my ebf
>>561745390>sonicsol on an alt
>Luci calls Galleon a stinky piece of shit.Holy based!
I literally can’t stop fapping to my main
ANY DAY NOW ZOOEY WILL GET SOME RESULTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eGmyHpj05oGAWDmera is streaming, watch and learn
>>561748996what the fuck
>>561748996>gamera laughing and snickering as he beats up a nieri knew he was just like me
shooting my hot spunk all over Ilsa’s fat fucking pussy
>>561748996>RS RS RS RS RS RS RS RS RS RS RSthis game...
>>561751418he did it again. why does that beam do so much damage
>>561751547he keeps doing it, Ilsa can abuse it well and gets kills from dumb ranges thanks to triple RSit's just ugly as fuck to see
>>561751605rs dumping is very very lame.
>NYOOOO DON'T BC IN THE WOBBY>NYOOOO DON'T RS RC IN THE WOBBY>NYOOOO DON'T BLUESLOP IN THE WOBBYyall are pathetic
>>561753106this poor 50,000 gem pilnas is fighting for his life and you mock his plight?
>>561753106I literally do all 3 of these things in the lobby all the time and nobody has an issue with it… because they are so focused on how bullshit my main is
Who is Hideyoshi?Seen his name dropped a couple of times on the cord.
>>561753353to answer this question we must go back to the year 2010
>>561753458it’s not gay to like traps
>>561748996That rekka is bullshit. You can combo limit from the first hit and it will still do damage at the end.
>>561748996>open stream>immediately 3 l lasers in a row>close stream
>>561748996Gamera is so cool when I grow up I want to be just like him
Did the tourney get delayed a day?I put my all into my NEET ass waking up, did I do it on the wrong day?
>>561754546>>561734000
>>561754589i'm a retard...
>>561754546chickens are in 10 minutes for nabros according to challonge..
>>561754680i'm EU...
>>561754627we all are bwo...
>>561754627SMOOOOOOCH
this nigga is still unironically shilling ketsu battler
>>561755280APRIL 28 GET HYPE BITCH
>>561755436That's a weird looking Yuel, I only know it's her because those are te character's from Vanilla's Season pass 2.
>>561755783the alien neck isnt doing her favors
>>561755436Why are male Erunes not allowed to have two eyes?
>>561755436homosexual characters on the rightstraight characters on the left
>>561755903WAHEY!!!!
>>561756006I count six
it's over...
>>561756238we will never forgive the japanese internet thieves
>come back>gamera still at it6 hours of gaminghe LOVES gbvsr
i spend 6 hours shitposting on gbvsgwhat does that make me
>>561758271if only he played someone actually interesting to look at and not mr broken ass pilsa
>relink oc nobody asked for>mr.pilsa costume>new cancer mechanic>no nerfs>EoS
>>561759118>mr.pilsa costumethis ones not happening silly djeeta poster
>>561758558coping ass sissy BITCHilsa is honest and he's gapping with the female equivalent of perci...and you gay niggas all LOVE perci
i blocked that
>gamera deletes all of his vodswhy
>>561759632Never let them know your next move.Never let them remember your last move.
hehehehehegnegnegnegnegnehuhuhuhuhuhihihihihi
nyehehe
>>561759446Spider Ilsa.
Th-Thank you......Guranburu Fantaji Basasu....Risingu.
>>561760567Granblue Fantasy Versus... Rising?
>>561748996>Video unavailable>This video has been removed by the uploader
there was nothing to take away from that vod besides JP being a scrub region.i tuned off after seeing that fucking GM bubz play like a s-rank...
>>561760617Because...Um...You're Gran with Fantasy Blue hair Versus'ing a Rising threat.
>>561760801Oh... *66Ls*
>>561760889>>561760841quoted wrong post
dumblotta
>>561760967retard
have you ever played a fighting game with your mom?
>>561761434yes it was dead or alive
>>561734802whorse
>the most accessible fighting game also has the lowest average skill levelgee I wonder why
>>561762848The issue is the ranking and matchmaking systems.When you're GM, you fight either experienced, veteran players at high Gold Master or other GMs which give you a fair match, or giga mega hyper carried noobs to Gold Master at 500 gemmies or some more that suck massive dick.
>>561762952>picrelwhy is galleon trying to suck my cock at high altitudes
>>561763158She wants to suck on your lips and tongue first.
Just went through an existential crisis.
>>561763435Got any scars from it?
>>561763435Does the hunger still remain?
>>561763476Spiritual.>>561763643It has reawakened.
>>561762848this poster seems retarded
They said further announcements back at AWT. That is today.
>>561763871>That is today.where?
>>561764065Evo awards today
>>561764295I doubt it, it's too close for any more announcements, and Cygames is probably going to save any possible announcements for the start of the tour at EVO Japan.
>>561764617nyes shatter hopecucks dreams!!
>>561764295What is EVO awarding?
>>561762952>AI slopshant be reading that drivel
>>561764809This game's balance changes are AI generated.
Since Galleon is equal parts harvin, human, erune and draph, does that mean she also has a futacock?
>>561765251Can't dragons choose how they want their humanoid appearance to look? So Galleon could just make a futacock whenever she wants to
MMMSSSHHHHLLLRRRPPP
Galleon's futacock shooting galleons of semen inside my ass in mating press position!
does galleon have balls too
Galleons futa balls will not cleanse the darkness in my black heart
ENOUGH ABOUT FUTA.
there is never enough futa
>>561769079gayest fighting game needs the gayest generalit all checks out
trannies really are the worst.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE YOUR BIG BREASTED CHICKS DICKS THAT'S SO GAY BRO I NEED REAL BUFF HAIRY BURLY MEN WITH HAIRY NUTSACKS AND ASSCRACKS FUCKING MY ANIME WOMEN I SIMPLY CAN'T GET HARD UNLESS I CAN OBSERVE A FROM BEHIND AND FROM BELOW SHOT OF A MAN'S COCK, BALLS AND BUTTHOLE IN A SINGLE PANEL ANYTHING ELSE IS JUST FUCKING GAY MAN AND I'M STRAIGHT AND MANLY
Big titty mommy with a cock is literally the straightest thing in the world though
especially when she pegs you
yeah and it's called having test levels above 0, not that you would understand
Look at how the futagaytrannies revolt... at how they squirm like worms on a frying pan, when called out. You know you hit the bullseye.Beautiful sight.
Stop talking to yourself.
when you call a futafag gay, they will say anything but "liar"makes you think
the last 10 posts? all me.
futabros we need to defend our honor, and we can do so by joining the tournament
Corrupting the female form like that is trashy and a bit gay. a clear sign to take a break from jerking off
make sure to tag yourself with [FUTA] too so we know what side you're on!!
i lost
>>561755436what happens on april 28th
https://www.twitch.tv/txshowdownliveenough gay talk, grubba is on
>>561771302horrible
>>561771302Actual woman on stream or am I getting turned into a futafag?
potate
Gents, im trying to do Hexachromatic first time ever. Should I bar wambrellas or daggers? Don't mind the blueballs..i've been playing since the start.
>>561771669yes a real woman, annoying voice though
>136Gentlemen...
>>561772136Wrong Granblue general.Also I'm still using a blue ball in my shitty grid fuck you.
>>561769940Imagine crying about the lack of men when you're jerking off.FUTAGODS STAY WINNING!
>>561761434when i was younger and really liked soul calibur 5 my mom either watched me play once or i made her play with me and i said she'd like Ivy because she's goth and wore purple and she was like "Woah, booba!" and I genuinely didn't understand because of how tame and non-boob-emphasizing her V outfit was
>>561772136>>561772423
>>561771302watching this game's tournaments is such a miserable experience
Are they really keeping the dub on
>>561772606Why wouldn't they?
Broken ass Cag beating honest Metera
>>561772663It's horrible
Holy fucking slop gameplay. This is a visual representation of Rising in it's purest form.
>>561772743there's like 4 outliers in a 40+ cast at this point
>>561772752it's just 2 beginners
>>561772852Looked nearly identical to a GM match
belial kakkoii...
FIYAH
Ilsabros...
Do you cheer when a Lowain wins gbvsg? Do you respect their skill when they do?
the meg was a lie :(
>>561776971Yes, but not as much as I do when an honest, hardworking Shotogawd wins
>>561776971Of course. Lowain is a set up character that needs quite a bit of game sense
>cheering lowains onUnironic shithole take. I know I call this place a shithole everyday but this time I mean it.
>>561777146In what world is Siegfried or Beatrix considered honest
We're honest Belial fans here.
>>561777481you just got ragebaited by me
>>561778029Sieg has really bad neutral and needs U fireball to win rounds, Beatrix has nothing standout besides her command throw, come on man.
>Sieg has really bad neutral and needs U fireball to win rounds, Beatrix has nothing standout besides her command throw, come on man.
>Dub beaI had managed to forget, and why the fuck do burgers always fucking force the dub anyway
>>561778921He's right, have you tried playing those characters?
S3
I don't want to go back to a world where a shoto is top 1. Shoto top tier is objectively unhealthy for a fighting game.
>>561779657
Those are some fruity ass niggas on BBCF
https://x.com/i/status/2037300846107431032Sheep bosom love
>>561780568
>>561781530kek
>>561781308trunks if he black
hi
Tournament is later today, is that correct?
>>561784106Nyes, don't forget to join and job the tourney
>>561784106No it got cancelled retard
Watching CvS2
Mmmnyo I don't believe I will be joining the tourney
OUGI
>>561784552
*tears apart your TO's internet cables*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k930_tn0XI
Sir this is a McKizzie's
>>561786873that does it you’re getting raped
>>561784870what did anon meant by this
>>561787482JOIN THE TOURNAMENT
Well? Did you join the tournament?
>>561787234but is 2.0 going to change soive from being a casino guessing game?
>>561787352
dont join
>>561787778No, not yet
maybe join a little
>>561789216NYOOOOOOOOO NYOT THE YUNI
>>561789331I'd love to if it wasn't in the middle of a work day for me.
Give me ONE (unus) (une) (uno) (一つ) (anre) (eine) reason to join the tournament
who do u luv
>>561789525a yo.a yooooo.dis.NIGGER.works on weekends!!!!
>>561789608
>>561789591You could win a Golden Golshi and show all the lobbytons who's boss.
>>561789608I luv chang
LOBBY STATUS LOBBY TIME
>>561789859I impregnated this.Prone bone. Sweaty. Deep inside. Wet sheets.
>>561789859Chang of Nee
you work on the weekends?stock those shelves
>>561789216
>>561789859>>561790097Too fat, therefore, not attractive
>>5617899381/100 no fags this time pls
>>561791573What do you mean? She is quite slim in both.
>>561762952GOD I want to be in her stomach...
>>561789608/gbvsg/
1/8 room pw gbvsgdont join lobby gay boi is there
>>561791573Faggot
>>561791796>no fagsI will not join the lobby then, you're welcome
>>561792518source
2/8 roomjoin if you hate vmware but love virtualbox
>off topic avatar posting
i support cute characters posting
>>561793879Jellyfish are not dragons
How about a buny?
>>561793879https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=jVD0i_pz3as
>>561794356That's just one of her many forms.
>>561794425
>>561793879cute schoolgirl in the bottom right
>>561794417Bunnies are symbols of fertility.
>>561794417Brown bunnies, even.
>"japan is not a scrub region"https://x.com/gorizo_mask/status/2037851972892774771
I think leotards and high-cut one-piece swimsuits are hot.
I think Ferry is a bland and boring character in terms of design, personality and gameplay and I cannot understand her appeal.
ferry gameplay is cancer for fagsferry sex though
>>561795516You are correct!In fact, thong leotards are the absolute pinnacle of clothing.
..except on mr peg
>>561796186Faggot
>>561796321...is what peg and her pesbo priend and her players literally arelmaoooo
>>561796482OK faggot
>he already ran out of meg fanart
>>561796852ok, faggot-lover faggot
>>561796852too muscular gross
https://x.com/gaming_parachan/status/2037796649624543739?s=46
I remain amazed at how fugly SF6 is.
>>561797307Please understand they had to compete with NRS for the vast NRS playerbase
I love pretty girls.
>>561797959I impregnated this 10 year old
>>561797959based
ggs. join the tournament. you are the siegfrieds final hope.
>>561798206impregnate her armpit
>>561796852That's not even a thong in that picture.
>>561798058Nine, actually
>>561798609uoh...
>>561798609uoh
https://files.catbox.moe/m26xdf.jpg
>>561798718beersenotably nothing to do with beer, however
>>561797921>>561797307its really not that bad desu on high graphics
>>561792663https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/142863736
>>561799120https://youtu.be/7Ywjy-Osh-s?si=vtOHcDSSIYMUW09A
I PLAYED AGAINST TWO ZERO GAMES D-RANKS IN THE LOBBY TODAYWHY DO THEY FLOCK TO MEI'M A FEARSOME MASTER RANKHOLDING BACK IS DIFFICULT AND IT'S AWFUL TO BEAT THEM UP
>>561799098another win for wam
>>561799186It is EXTREMELY fucking bad, and it has nothing to do with graphics. It's just an ugly ass game with an ugly art direction.
Yes yes, we all love leotards and they're not that uncommon in video games. But why are there no characters in fighting games or other genres who wear negligées or babydolls?
>>561799286D cuties don't care. They just want to play. Just show them a good time and have fun.
>>561797959>Make sexy teenage girls>say that they're 9/10/anything prepubescentfor what purpose cygames
lobby status?
>>561799274That's not something a good schoolgirl should drink.
>>561799460i want haaselia. i want haaselia now. and i want her to be the hakan function. i cant find the oiled up harvin jpeg.
>>561799836>>561799836>>561799836
>>561799245>404 not found on the sourceits over
>>561799562If it happens IRL, no reason it shouldn't happen in a video game.
>>561798718>>561799274HACHIMIHACHIMIHACHIMIIIIIIIII
>>561799451i honestly dont think its that bad, cammy is sexo
>>561800401I wish I could agree.Cammy looks like a retarded, angry neanderthal with no eyebrows. The constant duckface certainly does not help either. She looks slightly less shit in her classic costume but not by enough.
>>561800559she has eyebrows, i agree with the duck face but i explained it to myself that shes focusing, letting the air out of her mouth in a burst, plus the lips are nicethat scar looks like shit tho
>>561801086Let's just agree to disagree.Putting aside the fact that her 2D versions are infinitely better than anything 3D, I still prefer the SFV or even SFIV version.
>>561801281at least post the in game instead of a fanart man
>>561801764>fanartYes, I guess Akiman is a """fan""" now since he's distancing himself from the ugly piece of shit that is 6
>>561802025sorry man, i just dont know the ins and outs of street fighter/fighting games, i just play for fun, didnt mean anything bad by it
GGs lobby. Sorry for sneaking out, my blood is still boiling from some ranked Wilnas matches.
>friend has an input>tell him how to overcome it>he refuses and constantly complains about itat this point ill just take advantage of it whenever we play
>>561805935>input issue*
