Best Profession Edition>Resources and FAQshttps://pastebin.com/ZU4uUREV (embed)>Guildshttps://pastebin.com/zCUYwWF0 (embed)>Am poor! What do?DO THE WIZARD VAULT WEEKLIESDaily Checklist - https://fast.farming-community.eu/farming/dailyCurrencies - https://fast.farming-community.eu/conversions/overviewOW Farming - https://fast.farming-community.eu/open-world/overviewSalvaging - https://fast.farming-community.eu/salvaging/overviewhttps://gw2efficiency.com/Alternatively, get a fucking job and swipe.>My build is absolute shit! What do?https://gw2mists.com/https://metabattle.com/https://snowcrows.com/https://discretize.eu/https://guildjen.com/gw2-builds/https://en.gw2skills.net/>Events and Gem Store saleshttps://en-forum.guildwars2.com/events/>LatestVoE Staff/Spear leggyVoE Aquabreather leggyFashion TemplatesVoE Quarterly Release>Soon™GW3 (never ever)Two more VoE maps>NowLegendary PvE RingrAIDS QuickplayMARCH SALESNew Hero Jumpstart Event>Latest Patchhttps://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/168984-game-update-notes-march-17-2026/>Latest newshttps://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/discover-amazing-discounts-and-bundles-during-the-magical-march-sales/>Speed Relics for Turbogayshttps://www.elitepvpers.com/forum/gw2-hacks-bots-cheats-exploits/>Addonshttps://www.deltaconnected.com/arcdps/https://blishhud.com/https://raidcore.gg/Nexushttps://burrito.orthogonalprojects.com/Previous Wipe: >>561034396
Tequatl's Hoard doesn't exist
>>561611695interesting
>>561614689GET THE FUCK OFF THE COUCH
>>561614689...maybe I should've given him larger ears.
>>561613601I made this image
>>561616116proud of you
>>561615260Maybe
>>561613601>New Hero Jumpstart EventGood baker
i bought the school skirt but im not super into itany LIGHT armor top to go with it? i dont have the sweater
>>561616452No. I will not fall to temptation. They're... perfectly adequate, well-proportioned even, especially when they're up.
>>561617212All they had to do was not make it spanks underneath. It still catches my eye when i see players use it but it goes nowhere because i know whats underneath
>>561617212sorcerer's, if human
>>561617212Seaside Scholar, Elonian/Spearmarshal, Krytan Rogue, Inquest, Soul of Koda, Sunshine, bunch of cultural pieces also fit depending on race.
>noooo you have to wear boon gearI'm just not gonna do that
>>561620760lol/kick
*gives you infinite alac and 25 might*
I dont think the nerfs to the boonfriends are too bad if you consider the context of DPS in general going down somewhatThat said, there's nothing really stopping people from continuing with the usual A/Q healer and the best A/Q DPS while everyone else pumps anyway so this feels kinda pointless
>>561622847The whole point is to make fights last a little bit longer since powercreep makes old content stupidly easy. It will still be easy and anyone who is upset or scared over this is a moron.
>>561622847The only one that might have been hit a little too hard is Catalyst, but even then I think the number doesn't look nearly as bad once you put it next to the other post-nerf q/aDPS projections instead of comparing it to the current benchmarks.
>>561622548You gotta pump those numbers up
Started playing about 3 days ago and am having a ton of fun. I feel as though I’m probably not building Engineer correctly, although my understanding is that the specializations will basically completely replace it at some point. In any case, I’ll probably try tweaking my build tomorrow. Currently I’m rolling Rifle + Grenades. Any suggestions are appreciated.
>>561630914Rifle/grenades is the usual setup for power dps, so you've already gravitated towards the right direction. Throw Mine is pretty useful for any thing you come across that has boons on it(mainly protection). Your elite spec will always take up your third traitline and generally influence your preferred skills as a result. For now though, just enjoy trekking Tyria
>>561631570It’s a fundamentally different experience from any other MMO I’ve ever played. I’m thoroughly enjoying it. Game has a sense of whimsy. Rocket boots are also really fun.
>>561630914fun is just a buzzword
Just want to say fuck thatt jumping puzzle wit hthe airship
>>561631570>>561630914Do you guys set aoes to snap to the ground/target or nah?
>>561632992The aetherblade airship? I don't like that one as well
>>561633084I have it off since I like to cleave with my Path of Scars
>>561633128Yeah I finally finished it. Two other ppl were also struggling through it with me, it was fun at first when we were trying to decide how to get up there. Cool looking area too. I like the idea of figuring out what's the next platform to get to, but I hate actually doing the jumps lol.
I want fights to stay short so I can do more content per daygoing slow isn't fun
>>561633884>going slow isn't fun>blazing through the content and never basking in it isThey call you faggots Zoomers for a reason
>>561634779ngl, this is cap. no one has ever thought that doing the same raid/strike/meta you've been doing for years but slower and more likely to fail is fun and worth "basking in".experiencing the open world and giant meta events for the first time? yeah do it slow, take it at your own pace, appreciate jumping puzzles and discoveries, etc.wiping again and again because pablo with 1500kp thinks his dps is "fine" and that concentration is a "dump stat" for boondps is never a good time.that nigga eparch is going to be fucking impossible after april.
>>561635504>but slower and more likely to failskill issue
poopsockeye salmon is the trade for ambergris in arborstone today, don't forget!
>>561635504truth nuke
>craft 3 legendaries in 3 days>will to play goes to 0
>>561635716post your solo eparch clear along with your estradiol dosage
>>561635747stop spreading this terrible word it's an ugly word that makes everything around it just as ugly, so don't say it no more
>>5616362940.2s-5000mg
>>561635504>that nigga eparch is going to be fucking impossible after april>tfw eparch mustve been literally impossible to beat before the powercreep got to where it is today according to these fucktardsHoly fuck how are the people who are the most autistic about dps so fucking bad at the game?
>>561637839I've yet to do this meta, the only content I did from soto was to unlock weapon master / arsenal and never went back
>>561638098>I've yet to do this metaI'll tell you what ive told everyone else at the time SotO was relevant: If you want to win, just be in the same group that i'm in. Otherwise you're apparently going to have a bad time.
>>561630914If you aren't max level yet, focus on Power (direct dmg) Vitality (raw HP) and having the biggest dmg weapon as close to your level as possible. You can use whatever you want while leveling, try multiple things out.
>>561637839It's not impossible, but god damn people are bad at it. Another anon explained why it usually goes bad, every competent person is forced to do rifts because all of the brain dead players don't volunteer and just auto attack/die on Eparch
>>561638323>every competent person is forced to do riftsNigga ONLY competent players do rifts. The smoothest run i have ever been in was when the entire squad was on rifts. Rifts melted almost immediately and the entire squad casually got to spank the boss. Only stupid retards whos only skill is hitting a stationary golem will "volunteer" for dps duty. Then they die because the entire fight is one big bullet hell and come complain on a mongolian basketweaving forum where i make fun of them for being bad at the game.
>>561639191I love the reward effects in GW2 so much. So juicy. I'm stealing them for my own game.
>>561636509ambergrisambergrisambergris(1g 60s buy it now)
>>561639191For real. I cannot empathise with people who complain about the failure rate because I've literally only had it fail one single time when half the map decided to count cracks in the floor. Meanwhile I've been in uncoordinated groups that cleared rifts so fast the second wave wouldn't even spawn.
>>561640370>ambergris>ambergris>ambergrisShut the hell up Roseanne
I am compelled to buy Ambergris in the Arborstone for some reason
what's an ambergris?
i got 25 grey items on my last 6 gambles
>>561642538whale poo. very precious substance
>>561630914Just try out everything while leveling so you know your skills when you're 80. The content is really easy until 80 there's no need to worry about it
>>561639191I just had this fail yesterday. Rift group cloaed portals instantly, eparch group was like half dead half autoattackers.
>>561614317Thats quitters talk. Teqs hoard is about as real as the restless captains coat
>>561651184if all of those auto attackers were mechanists it would have died
>>561651184>an eparch attempt that i wasnt part of failedA tale as old as time.
Good morning sirs, which revenant elite spec would go best with shortbow
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tN0Kyp141XeMMtyvuBtcV55HVnhNhC8TSLGxVonkhy4/edit?gid=0#gid=0an autist made a spreadsheet of all the builds with the projected nerfs
>>561653903>source: my ass
>>561655296Post source pls
what's everyone's favorite glyph for unlimited tools? i've already got a set of volatile tools.
>>561655296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEeNC-bxhsE
>>561657109bounty or reaping for sickleindustry for pick and axe (good for wvw)
>reach the last step of a story chapter>picrel happensStill no fix for this shit?
>>561658097>not even your own assshamefur
>>561614689>>561616452>>561617445I use the largest but they don't get all the way up since they're too heavy, those small ears are cute too.Just know what they say about msura with average ears
msura players give me the ick
>>561663885true
>>561663885why
>>561661402>average earsaverage IQ (low)
>>561652763Probably Renegade, but it's fine on Herald too as long as you don't need Jalis for Stability.
I have two slots and two boostersI (vaguely) want to make>FHD Warrior: my Norn war is pereptually stuck in that Kralk zone, slowly collecting Skyscale shit that I will probably never finish)>FHD Mesmer: made a salad Mesmer and loved the spear, but I salads dont make me horny)>FHD Thief: a decade old fantasy that I know I wont enjoy playing in practiceDecisions....
>>561671076Make the thief and play heal specter.
Whens the next big story update? Janthir was such dogshit that I switched to another MMO and haven't come back outside of a 2 day stint a while ago, but I'll still do the story missions and shit like that. VoE seemed to be building an interesting story though I already forgot what it was about besides Jack Ma stealing the macguffin.
>>561671684May 12th.
>>561671076Keep the femnorn warrior
>>561671684there's a lot of gay going around like a disease on castora. are you afraid of getting AIDS? if not, keep progressing with the story. i only did part of it and burned out really bad. when i come back, i'll probably catch AIDS, but whatever.
bring back the good old days
>>561680645Where Ascalon reigned in peace, free from the furfags
my dps is dogshit and my build is getting nerfed fuck me man
>>561681267just bee yourself
>>561681267Haha same bro
>>561681267
>>561681267TOTAL PVEASISSY DEATH
>>561681267How? This game is easy
9 years after Path of FireI finally finished collecting Skyscale EggsWent to check the wiki and there's still 200 more steps to do all over the world Sigh
>>561683103Prepare your poopsock
this upcoming nerf is just another humiliation ritual by a jew name cohen
>you-know-who has an open world celestial antiguary build that uses d/doh no....maybe its time for that thief boost
why is everyone scared of playing specter
despite the nerfs I'm still going to run p/p thief and people will need to carry me or lose
>>561697610The damage will still be alright, and the build plays itself, so you would be still doing more damage than most retards
>>561697103No clue, because it's low key very strong. Everyone just fixates on how much damage Deadeye is or how oppressive DE and DD are in PvP.
>>561688895EXPLODE
2026 and I still can't zoom in/move my character around in the equipment preview panel
>>561688895Nice photoshop jobWait no, its 2026...Nice AI slopjob
>>561692907>you-know-whoImagine having the audacity to assume I know anything about your literally who eceleb. Celebrity worship is NPC behavior
>>561688895reminder you could have had this full armor set week1 if you'd just played some competitive game modes
>random black lion key in my bags while doing some skyscale collection????
>>561705363>played some competitive game modesThe fact anet has to dangle the skins for basically free in pvp to entice people to play pvp, only for people to NOT play pvp, is pretty fucking hilariously telling.
>>561705376Black Lion keys can drop from random mobs.
Teq hoard dropped for me two days ago. Which skin should I pick?
>>561707185Die
>>561705686Samona's the best
>actually making decent progress on skyscale collection>ops sorry, you need to do a bunch of bullshit to get into the water delve I'm so fucking tired of every single fucking thing in this game being a messy, convoluted piece of shit
>>561712648The weak are filtered by the trials of fire
>>561712960I've done hardcore raiding and pvp before you were bornGW2 is unpopular for a reason and this is one of them
>>561713195>I've done hardcore raiding and pvp before you were bornThis IP didnt exist in the 90's.If its just a chore for you then just quit. Why force yourself to play such an "unpopular" game?
>>561713573why the fuck would you think i was referring to raiding in a nonexistent gw gamewait, i know, you're so desperate for a comeback you wrote some bullshit you knew was wrong lmao
>>561707185EXPLODE
>>561713195i've never done a difficult raid or touched ranked pvp in any meaningful way and following a digital shopping list in a video game wasn't all that bad.guess i'm just that hardcore.
>>561714202Do you even know waht I'm referring you rameshThe fucking delve door shit that lets you carry one rune at a time over and over to unlock the next door. It's just tedious and shit design
>>561713970>why the fuck would you think i was referring to raiding in a nonexistent gw gameBecause we're in a guild wars 2 thread talking about guild wars 2? I thought it was pretty weird too that you randomly brought up (apparently non guild wars) raiding and pvp when you were bitching about the pveasy skyscale. You can quit any day now.
>>561714558>esl nonsenselmaoif tedium is too hard for you, you've never raided in any capacity.
>>561714787Nice copeYou're a retard and this game has too much stupid shit.
>>561714947Sorry, but i cant hear your dumb ass from all the way down there on the ground. Get yourself some wings and maybe you can have a voice amongst the big boys.
It's March. How did I even get these?
>this is what is booty blasting anon so hard>https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Rune-Locked_DoorsImagine getting filtered by this
>>561715615Theyre from the castoran coral quest. You robbed the abandoned inquest birthday party of their presents
>>561715734Yes I did that. Fuck em, I'll throw them in the sea.
>>561714916Nice try rameshYou'll never know what it was like to raid before social media and zoomers ruined everything.>>561715625Yes because it's fucking stupid and annoys the shit out of me>go into room>carry rune out>put at door>go back to room>carry another rune out, oh and enemies all magically respawned >next door needs even more runesJust let me carry all the fucking runes at once you dipshit
>>561715998God forbid there's backtracking like in every videogame ever made before people started saying "uhghghghgh I've got kids you know I'm a dad this is BAD DESIGN". Everything has to be as straightforward and frictionless as possible. QOL QOL QOL QOL QOL!!! GIVE ME QOL!!!I'm not singling you out specifically. I respect your opinion and it's reasonable to find that mini dungeon annoying, although I think it's cool and Desert Highlands is one of my favorite maps.. I'm bitching at this phenomenon in general.
>>561707185Experience misfortune.
>>561716337Games with frictions need to have other things to make up for itI don’t mind traveling all over the map on foot in dragons dogma because the combat is good, the pawns are hilarious, and night time in that game is genuinely dark as fuck and immersiveThe shitty delve has backtracking probably because someone got bullied and designed it as a fuck you
I didn't get a teq hoard again.
>>561717038I haven't seen one for 8 years, I have the shield and the shortbow
>>561715998Massively filtered and not a hardcore raider like you said you are.Get fucked retard
>still seething because Gw2 got called unpopularkek
>groundlet
>>561707185I hate you
>>561715819HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SEA
>>561713195"top 3 mmo" sisters... our response without sounding mad???
>>561723483I don't think I've seen anyone seriously claim GW2 is a top 3 MMO.
>>561724324It's top 2 when you roll all the wow clones into 1
>>561724324It's only top 3 because there's fuck all to play (in the west). WoW, FFXIV, and then we're left with what, OSRS? ESO? Fucking SWTOR?
>>561716954>I don’t mind traveling all over the map on foot in dragons dogma because the combat is good>insinuating the combat is bad in GW2, further emphasizing the question why hes playing something he clearly doesnt like
>>561724531based
>>561724829DCUO
GW3 is going to be numba wan MMO.
Femcharr friday.
>>561731997I'm too busy to pose my femcharr. They don't get enough (You)s for posting to be worth it in this economy anyway.
>>561732391Posting femcharr is free. You can just place them in the thread.
>>561724829PSO2NGSGlobal
>>561718018by hardcore raider he probably means something like WoW vanilla, where you stand still for 10 minutes pressing 1 button
ooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo
>>561739239so just like dead mobile tranny pveasy
>>561724829it's nowhere near a top 3 mmo, and it's not even a top 3 everclone muhmorepigger which is what you retarded unscrupulous niggers actually mean when you erroneously use the term "mmo"
>>561724324retarded niggers do it constantly in this subreddit, see >>561724829
uhm sis, you forgot to turn your trip off on your first post
>>561745087>>561748754>>561750489GW3 will have playable Quaggan.
>>561753190Playable races in GW3:>Skritt>Quaggan>Kodan>Kryptis>Elonian
>>561753190Will GW3 be as much of a theatre kids goyslop fest as GW2 has become?
>>561753498Yes but you will experience it all as a Quaggan this time
>>561754183You haven't seen Shakespeare until you've experienced it in the ooooOOOooooriginal Quaggan.
>>561753416>no charr>no salads>superior ratsVast improvement already.
What specs benefit the most from relic of the pirate queen?
>>561755561fells great with any variation of dagger arms warrior
What's the droprate on the Dhuum stuff? I've never seen anyone wearing it, but I like 70% of everyone in the open world is playing Reaper, so I figure the drop rate must be <0.01% or else I'd see it constantly.
>>561755561Earth Evoker
>>561755561I run it on my celestial scourge
Is getting a set of celestial exotic gear even worth it, seems like a pain to get the jewels to socket into armor and I don't even have a jeweler on any of my characters. Meanwhile I can get ascended trinkets with just living world currencies and 3 armor pieces from the WV, some of this shit is just retardedly balanced.
>>561757568Getting ascended celestial is a lot easier than exotic
>>561757568just buy full legendary, poorfag
>>561756635>so I figure the drop rate must be <0.01%no it's not that rare, i have the gloves it seems a bit rarer than other bosses stuff but nothing crazyyou can also buy them for 20g+600mag after killing him onceyou also one piece of your choice after doing CM mode for the first time
>>561724829>OSRS? ESO?both of those are more popular than GW2
>>561759841I can believe OSRS being more popular, but not ESO
>>561760305You may be right. I'm assuming console players give ESO an edge but it's probably not a huge gap.
TASTE ONE THOUSAND AXES
>>561731997I'm late.
>>561760305ESO is pretty much a single-player friendly mmo like GW2 so I can see it
>>561761910Best I can do is about a hundred blades.
>>561760305ESO is very popular with normie consolefags. It's similar to gamers thinking nobody plays Ubisoft games, because they are rarely discussed outside of negative ragebait, but in reality asscreed or far cry are widely played and known by FIFA+COD+1more game a year general audience.
uncut smegmy norn futacock
>mukluk is still friends with rozenice
>>561760305even fucking (trans)rainbow six siege(against heterosexuals) is MASSIVELY more popular than dead mobile tranny 2, you stupid fucking niggers really have no clue at all
>>561769276hello saar
>>561762215I have seen her chussy.
>>561769586I have multiple copies saved
>>561769731proof?
what happened to all the story bits from southsun cove, was it all limited events?
I genuinely wanna know what the developers were thinking when designing Taidha
>>561770429Yes, it was part of the living world s1 that they didnt add back when they revamped the season for a re-release
>>561770429All of LW1 was originally a limited event, and when they brought it back with the remade LW1 most of the Southsun/Canach/Consortium plotlines were dropped.I think you can still play Canach's Lair as an instance from EotN, but that's about it.
>>561770282sure
>>561769731>>561771015
>>561771015based
>>561771015where can i download the whole folder?
>>561613601Tequatl time
>>561664132everyone posting my rat these daysI didn't consent to this
>someone compliment my fashion>look at them>absolutely disgustingwhat's the right move? i cant lie and say "you too"
>>561776906you consented the moment you posted your rat to the world
>>561777057"thanks <3"I run around telling other people their asura look cute but I've only gotten "u too" once. mostly cuz i ran by them and they had no chance of seeing me as i move on to the next rat.
>>561777127
>>561777519uh oh, someone is going to eat all the eggs
>>561777370yummy rat
>>561778263"yummy"not made to be nommed
>>561761910ASSES>ftfy
>>561778474just a quick nibble on those ears?
>>561778737Oh fine.
>page 10
>>561785202>fags start talking dirty to eachother, using the thread as their own personal goon lounge>page 10It really do be like that
alive desktop cisgender mmorpg
is this game comfy?
>>561788616It's one of the comfiest MMOs, even in harder pve content. You can play extremely chill, almost autoplay yet effective second monitor builds or much more active stuff, both would be comfy.World is omega comfy imo. Playing with others is mostly smooth comfy
>>561788616Yes, because no sub. Buncha whales though.
What does he have that makes him gold?Is it his Golden Essence Hammer??
>>561793448Heart of the Khan-Ur? I don't know why it's interacting with the feathers like that though
>>561792460Whaling really doesn’t get you anywhere in this game.
>>561794649It gets you legendaries in every slot five minutes in.
>>561794649It makes you the most breedable through cosmetics five minutes in.
I like light blue, yellow, and light green Sylvari the most. Lavender is nice too
fuck sylvari we should have gotten playable kodan
>>561795616Nice hypothetical but nobody is dropping $200 times 18 or however many weapon typed there are 5 minutes into playing the game
>>561677442Yeah, Norn T3 was the OG coomer outfit. Wanted that so much when I was a newpoorfag all those years ago, before they changed lion's arch even.I dont wanna make all my characters FHD. But holy shit the other voices are ....not to my taste Norn Female sounds like she's got a fucking learning disability while shouting her little lines upon gaining fury and might
>>561798936There is at least one person who did, statistically.
>>561798936I can see it being tempting. Seeing someone with Twilight for the first time in the newbie zone (I started roughly 5 months after launch I think?) was pretty rad.
Been a few weeks since I unlocked expanded weapon proficiency and this whole time I completely forgot about Engi Shortbow.
>>561800231>female human medium t3I remember everyone lost their minds because of the underboob. Forum warriors wanted it removed
>>561800231Alas, ftree has the best VA.
>>561802671>norn heavy: thong peek>human med: underboob>vigil med: bikini bottomThe holy trinity of vanilla coom. Honorable mention: starter light skirt
>>561798936>whaling gives you nothing>here's the thing everyone wants that you can just whale out for>n-nice hypothetical chudlmao
>>561798936When the bdo guys raided the game that Enviously streamer was saying his friends dropped 10k in 1 month
>>561800517>There is at least one person who did>spoken confidently and as factOh, proof?>statisticallyMay i see these statistics that you didnt just pull out of your prolapsed anus?
>>561805769>Proofies? Where are your proofies, chud?? You got proofies to substantiate that contradiction you dared assault me with??? Why would you hit me with the spicy reply without proofies????
>>561771015Impressive.
Why do people say engi is a hard class to play, mech is the easiest shit in the game, and both scrapper and amalgam are some of the easiest and least punishing specs. Kits are nothing like elements, just learn which bombs/grenades are condi/power, otherwise it all works the same, just enter kit and chuck it. Kits don't even have cooldown, so you can fuck it up and play suboptimally and still do well enough.
>>561803110>whaling gives you nothingI never said whaling gets you nothing. I said nobody in practicality has done it and your hypothetical is retarded. Sure, the option for a schmuck to drop thousands of dollars for every single weapon within 5 minutes IS available, but nobody is fucking doing that.>>561804560>hey but a streamer said he knew a guy that dumped thousands of dollars into the game so you should just take that as factTotal zoomer death. Draft all you fucking retards to eat drones and missiles on iranian soil. I want less of you dipshits alive.
>>561806202>NOOO YOU MUST TAKE MY SCHIZOHYPOTHETICAL AT BASE VALUE NOOOO *starts basedjacking*Damn bro he deployed the basedjacks. Thats how you know he means business!
>POV: boots down in Nayos
>>561806395Because core engi had to actually juggle 3 kits back before HoT and they can't move their minds away from that face value mentality of "wow, engi has so many buttons to press"
>>561807583>engi had to actually juggle 3 kitslet me guess, the extent of the rotation was 'press all the skills on cooldown'?
this is more autistic than anything elementalists have to do
>>561808752Weaver still looks more autistic
>>561806395It's the sheer volume of skills. Not just kits but also all the customizable F buttons
>>561811639Weaver IS more autistic.
>>561811639>>561816394weaver is easy, just rotate through two elements and use everything on cd
>>561739239if he can't handle the skyscale shopping list, he never could have gotten attuned to a vanilla raid. vanilla was also the casual baby game of its era which eliminates any other mmo on the market.
>>561778149Cute ears
>>561808752This is a condi build, they're kinda autistic, but power builds on engi are all easy af
>>561787143>norn cultural goes hard as fuck >norn are giants and can't be small like a sylvari or human>norn males either look retarded or gaytruly painful
>>561817390If you are not upkeeping Weave Self you are ghey and not playing weaver. Might as well use any other elite.
>>561802910Well, of course, it's fucking Commander ShepardBut salads dont make me hornyActually I'll go one step furtherI fucking hate how weird salads postures are and how tiny their feet are in 90% of the bootsI have to put them in very specific armors to not notice how deformed they are
>>561825237You forgot:>they are werefurries
If you are in mistlock sanctuary and you are not glowing, you're wrong.
oops wrong tab
>>561806434U r retardedEnviously himself had 20 legendaries in less than 2 months>m-muh streamers do not count, surely he got the money from his incredible 100view stream!!You are litterally a third worlder poorfag or completely demented if your smooth brain cant picture the concept of whales, expecially in 2016+10
>>561806434>>561843820Ill also add since i dont have time to check this shit thread all day waiting for your screeching reply of denial, you are probably too newfag to remember but back when raids were the only source of legendary armor the lfg was 90% raid sellersHow do you think people got the thousands and thousands of mystic coins to pay for full sets of armor? Leyline anomaly and daily fractals lmao?How do you think people paid for titles like voidwalker and dhuum cm? Friendly reminder that before powercreep there was a point where more accounts with voidwalker bought the carry rather than did it themselves
>>561800231I don't mind the VA, some of the earlier voice lines for boons can be rock headed sounding though
>day 1 of skyscale food fed>toys and treats gathered50g down but getting close...almost....
I'm so salty the mythic weapons are so expensive because I highkey like the whole set
>bought tag months ago>still rarely attempt to form a squad for strikes and just wait until someone else makes it
>>561843820>m-muh streamers do not countCorrect. Now get in the box
>>561801304There’s no reason to use it unless you get relegated to healer for your group
This game really makes me feel like an idiot for helping others
>>561849673Storytime
>>561849673Not me lolWhenever I'm playing I will occasionally see a request in map chat for assistance. It's typically someone who needs help killing a champ or something. I volunteer immediately and head over with my celestial build. They are always apprehensive of me going in alone but will typically take the hint and start fighting the champ with me. My build puts out enough healing to keep them alive to the point where I have defeated several open world Champ group events with just me and one other person.And it feels damn good to see them say thanks
Where can I spot femcharr in-gameDon't say the bc cooking station it's full of males
>>561851106She usually spots you first and decides to reveal herself to you or not.
>>561851150This, I saw that anon and decided it's best to avoid for now.
>>561851106Where indeed.
>>561846506I feel bad for any new players that get fucked out of HoT specialization weapons
I still have little clue what I’m doing but I’m having fun. Secretly hoping I’ll find another cbt jump puzzle to hateenjoy
>>561852459There is 1 on every map in core game iirc. First expansion Heart of Thorns maps are one giantass mean jump puzzle.
>>561852603I’ve missed a few then. Might have to go back and find em
>make a new alt>even in the starting area leechers just afk far from the boss till someone else kills itLeechers truly are subhumans
>>561851106mine is parked at forged with fire
>>561851663>>561853069cute kots
>>561806202What makes someone dig their heels in this hard to insist someone out there must have spent almost $4000 on this game just to acquire legendary weapons?
i knew one guy who spent around 3k€ in server transfers in the span of 2-3years back in the dayshe had a well payed job no other hobbies, he didnt gave a shit
>>561851227Over 3000 and counting. You will not escape me forever.>>561851663Nice horns.
Roze.
>>561806816benjazojja netanyahoo
>join deadgamemode to flip some camps and sentries>people actually taking it seriously and contestingAre these deadgamemode trannies for real?
>>561808752>be reaperbvll>press F1 and autoattack>outdamage youBIG KEK
>>561862016sorry bro but I had 2 mins remaining in my timer and I needed to kill you to restore it back
How do I mute Kalla on renegade
>>561863996Play a better spec.
>>561870219>He doesn't realize Renegade is about to be hard meta
I forgot about new hero start again What do you have to do again, 5 events per starting zone?
omg a need to make and level 4th femcharr asap
>>561871153>He doesn't realize Renegade is about to be hardHell yeah raise that skill ceiling
>>561871537>perNope, just 5 events in a single map. Thats all. Enjoy your key farm weapon
>>5618715375 events in a single starter zone to get the Dreambound weapon5 events in every starter zone if you want the 20-slot bag
>>561872570Ah
>>561870219They hard nerfing everything else while renegade is already sleeper op
>dey nerfing us>erryone only gonna do less damage>wez gunna be sweating errthang>muh raid gonna take 5 minutes longer>end of daysits 15% you fucking turbofaggots and everyone acts like its the end of the game and raiding and open world will now be back to any trash mob will kill literal billionsIt is simple, handle it
>>561875785>boughtered new xpansion for op elite spec>now it's nerfedFalse advertisement, where's my refund
fuck you cmc you nerfed unload for on reason
>>561875785For me it's mostly about eparch and soo won, they already fail like 1 out of 10 tries, maybe more, I wonder how it'll go now.
>>561876471>eparch and soo won, they already fail like 1 out of 10 triesSorry i'll try to be there for more of those metas someday, probably, when i feel like it
>>561876034Good, suffer>>561876471All of that can be solved by not afking or playing shit no damage, no cc, no self sustain builds. Git gud. Too hard? Find a commander that runs off hour or meta trains that have subgroups sorted or for full boon coverage and just dont be shit
>>561877131I don't afk but unless anet decides to finally start punishing afking 15 years after the game release it won't stop
Do one of your furfags have Visage of the Khan Ur? If so, can you show me how it dyes?
>>561878403you trying to ERP or somethingjust link the skin link to yourself
>>561871537the real event is the +30% wvw reward track buff
Elixir X more like uhhhhhhhh Supply crate lol
Neat, did not expect to see it here.
>>561879079I want to see the dye channels, not the fucked preview window
>>561880507You can do that by dying your own helm to easy to distinguish colors and previewing the skin link you fucking MAGGOT
the shartterer
>>561883123A few months ago someone in here posted "willy bender" and I've been chuckling about it ever since.
Why are they buffing reapers?
>>561889750There must always be a retard class
>>561889750no but everything else is getting nerfed
>>561889750They're mostly just keeping it where it is while they nerf other Power Necro specs, so Reaper gets a couple small buffs to compensate for the nerfs to core traitlines.
>>561889975>implying putting in more effort to achieve inferior results isn't the true retard behavior here
>>561875785
>>561889975Mech is going pretty untouched tol
>overheat in forge mode>lose hpWhy play Holo again?And isnt this basically just Luminary
>>561898602huh? holo? what's that?
>>561898602it's the edging spec, it should be playable with one hand imoyou have to cum when you overheat
>>561898602No point in playing it when the other specs are so much better. Sucks that sword is trapped behind needing heat to not suck shit
It bugs me that the dagger sounds for warrior sound like Watchwork Knights
>>561899952>edgingThe good spec just explodes as it pleases.
Is this game fun?
>>561901247We don't use the f-word here, chuddie.
>>561901247I like itI'm working on my next set of legendary armor
>>561901247if you're into charr, i'd say yeah.
>>561901247
Are any of the DLCs essential?
>>561901247yes
>>561903306Having at least one is essential.
>>561903306I'd say at least get PoF for the mounts.
>>561903306It's nice for Elite specializations and convenience
>>561895316Condi mech got nerfed
>>561903306all of them are
How many metas do I need to do to max out a Glory to x Legion achievement?
>>561908116Probably, 1-2 full maps. Depending on how active you are.
>>561903306All of them except for HoT.
>>561876471>Soo WonIs a victim of powercreep too. When's the last time a group killed her tail?
>>561904803But the only useful mounts are unlocked in SotO, Janthir and VoE. You won't need the PoF mounts ever again. PoF only has its place as a prerequisite for LW4.
>>561908363Thanks, I haven't been back here ever since I grinded my otter infusion. There's a weaponskin tied to one of the achievement tracks though, so here I am
>>561898602don't overheat anonor play PBMholo is the best spec in the game
>>561909353Now that I think about it I might have been thinking about halfway so most likely 4. Because when I was grinding ash legion for orrax I was using jizzlewood and it was around 2 metas per ice box (half the achievement).
>>561851106armistice
>>561851106Those charrs identify as female
playing gw1 for the first time and logged on to 2 to check out ascalon and shiverpeaks. I barely touched ascalon when I was playing a lot of 2 and kind of completely missed the charr city. there's some cool stuff here.
Haven't played this game in years and kinda lost as to what to do. Whole guild is dead too.
>>561935863Hey hey I was just there>>561937580Just follow story and collect shinies you like, it's not that deep, its a meme game.
>>561935482>>561935863>charr city>there's some cool stuff herecheck out the crafting stations I think you'll like it
Why this game kinda fun…
>>561901247A bit too many cats, but there are some good bits
>>561938251Wait what do you mean
>>561908868You can kill her tail?
>>561938367It's a trick, don't fall for it...
>>561938467go there. you'll seeshitposting aside, on NA servers the black citadel crafting stations are the designated meetup spot for gay furry roleplay and somehow at least one group of weirdos is always there
>>561938850Ah, that reminds me of the tavern in Divinity's Reach on Tarnished Coast before the cross server stuff.Not that I specifically started on Tarnished Coast beacuse it was loosely designated as the RP server before launch or anything haha....
Why is Shattered Observatory so fucking long?
>>561938696Idk I might buy expansions when they go on sale…
>>561939289lots of npc babbling
what's the current preferred way of getting stat select ascended?is it still bitterfrost + dragonfall or are there easier ways
>>561939815Wizard Vault, you need 2 resets for full gear. Fractals or other content of your choice that lets you buy some. + bitterfrost as you've mentioned. Crafting is expensive, but you can still do it to top off a piece or two. Keep playing Dragonstorm, Drakkar, Tequatl, Convergences, you will surely get lucky
>>561940193oh i specifically meant accessories
>>561938591>Noobies didn't even realise they were punching through 70% damage reduction the whole timeCan't say I'm surprised. It's pretty obvious to anyone who takes note of how much damage they're doing.https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Soo-Won%27s_Tail_(Dragon%27s_End)
>>561940398Then yeah for pve it's LW maps, accessories drops rewards in fractals and stuff are set stats and cant be changed. Buying for laurels is fine too, if you have some spare.
>go to newbie zones>no eventsPlease tell me things like svanir shaman and shadow behemoth count toward the new hero rush....
I love FHD cumslutsEU ones specifically
>>561941127yea
>want to use makeover kit on my rev>not really a fan of the premium faces, freckleface is alright but i've grown to like the round faced yellow devil face 1>almost all of the fhd hair looks bad with the blindfold>feels like it is a waste to use it just for a hair i'm not 100% about
>>561944774Not my problem.
hey hey hey hey hey WHATgrenade kit's skill 1 can be toggeld to auto cast now? i specifically remember not wanting to play grenade kit early during the game's launch despite it being in every good build because you couldnt toggle auto for it
>>561942178oh please, everybody knows there are no fhd cumsluts on eu .............. pics or didnt happen
>>561942178Mine is a regular slut, so I don't post her much. She is also cool.
>>561945629yes they changed that recentlymortars too
>>561942178>I love FHD cumslutsI love you too, ano->EU ones specificallyoh. nvm
>>561946963not just, not just!!!there's an abundance of gooner sperm anyway
i bought soto not on sale just now, and nobody here can do anything about it.not even me...
>>561949617You could have eaten 3.3 Big Macs and lived on them on for 2 days. Some people have no survival instincts baka
>>561949617
>>561898602I play Vent Exhaust with Tools for infinite forgesimple as
EoDYou get to fish.
Reel in that fish, bigot.
Fish badTurtle badArborstone bad and greenWomen super badChina good
Jade mech ultra bad
Fun fact about ascalonian ghosts:
>>561951917You also have to suffer the EoD story. My hate for Marjory and Taimi still glows brightly to this day.
>>561948926Thats good, you don’t want to cross the NA FHD cumslut mafia…
>>561952752Please do a cool post-story quest about Marjory's sad lesbian homecoming, full of your favorite female characters crying about something, I don't remember what.
your are not a real gamer if you dont set up your bowel movements to shit during chak wall phase
Imagine not having a poopsock
>>561954518I play mechanist, I don't need one.
>>561954941Your mech has a toilet function?
GW3 will have an npc companion system like in 1, but this time you will have a gacha to pull heroes from the mists
>>561954357I use that time to take a smoke break, or sometimes loot the other lanes for caches.
>>561954357I use that time to masturbate to other player's characters, or sometimes loot the other lanes for caches.
>>561949617It's worth the money. SotO is the best expansion. >>561950120Lol
>>561951917>>561952190Fishing is fun. I'm working on my next fishing achievements.
>>561956454what happens if she meets a talkative one?
>>561956563"Quiet down, Boohak!"
>>561956443>soto is the best expansionlollmao
>>561956563They become asura^2
>>561956760https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbeC2w-uIEU
>>561940738Its pretty crazy how overtuned they have to make bosses on release because all the seasoned players do like 20 times more damage than the average tard, only to bring down the HP once all the seasoned players move on to the latest content. Pretty sure that plays a part in it.
Why are niggas running around with 170 AR in fractals, is this some hidden strat I'm missing, I got 150 and it's enough for everything
>>561940738What the hell, I've done soo won like 100 times and never knew this. I thought her tail was just another place you could hit her if you're feeling cheeky
>>561958030Fractal potions convert AR into stats if you have the fractal mastery leveled, the conversion isn't capped.https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Fractal_Potion#Bonus_stats
>>561958604So how much difference does that make, like 2%, seems like a lot of gold for not much gain
>>561958221It's kind of a pointless mechanic because it takes so long for the tail to actually show up that a good group is going to push the phase before it even shows up, and even an average group is going to be so close that it's not worth the time to switch. The only time you'd benefit from doing the mechanic is when you're in a group that's so bad that they probably aren't going to be able to coordinate switching targets anyway.Maybe it was different before the fight got nerfed, I don't know.
>>561959305There's no practical use for it other than to flex on the poor and pretend it makes an objective difference.
>>561956329zoomers don't remember GW2 was originally planned to have an NPC companion system like GW1's heroes but it got scrapped because they wanted the game to be more socialhttps://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Companion
>>561956418this anon gets itI'd love to chug your load
How much do you tip to JP teleporters?
>>561968945I keep offering them to suck the tip of my cock, but they always refuse for some reason.
>>561954357I use that time to work out.
>>561958604Wouldn’t it be better to just have the infusions that give +5 to your primary stats rather than slotting +15’s into everything?
>>561968945
>>561968945I tipped a mesmer that transported us all around the chalice of tears, shitstains that just sit afk at the end of a puzzle get nothing
>>5619689450i only tip full homestead that look cool
I wanted to tip gold to a femcharr but she said I'd need it more, then ripped my armor off
>>561969296Yes, but people generally aren't slotting +15s into things. They're slotting +9s, maybe a couple +10s that you get from Fractal Rush and things like that, and then they have some ranks in Agony Impedence and/or Mist Attunement, and the Mistlock device buff.Proper stat attunements are better, but they're also way more expensive.
>>561970631What happened after that?
i once got tipped for finishing that shiverpeaks strike puzzle first
I made a cool art and got 50 gold in the mail :3
>>561971462I tried to fight her despite losing like 80% of my stats. She laughed, undid something at her waist and charged
>>561972193hot
>>561972193
>>561973123here you go
>>561977848nice
>>561968945i think i did 50s one time and 1g one time
>>561968945i only ever tipped a jp afker once, and it was 2g. the squad message explicitly stated to NOT tip, but i did it anyway. i already had a character parked at the sharkmaw cavern jp, just wanted to swap them so i could level the other one and walk around and burn shit. fuck thief, thief class is for jp parking for a pve weekly WV token.
>>561980371Devilish
>>561950043>measures guild wars 2 expac prices in BIG MACSpost your sausage fingers please/thanks
>>561983406>implying he didn't type his post with his eagle claws while blasting star-spangled banner at 150dB
>>561964253I miss this boon like you wouldnt believe
>>561987496Then aim better lmao
>>561977848that reminds me of that 3D render picture of a lioness full jaw biting a guy behind the neck and doing a thing below, can't find a pic rn sadly
>>561987782>tee hee he must mean miss like hes trying to hit it or somethingthanks for your shitpost anon
>>561989948Thanks anon. I tossed that one over because I knew it was sure to be a hit!
>>561990228
>>561991021I crack myself up every time, haha. Luckily for me, patch day's tomorrow.
what are some good games to play after the """"""balance"""""" patch?preferably something with lewd cash shop cosmetics
>>561994569Ravager
>>561994569No, please, stay here and be really mad about getting nerfed, it would be funny
>>561994569GW2
>>561994569GW1
>>561994569GW3
>>561994792heh, maybe>>561995210>>561995469nah anet is cut off for a whilethey're going to really have to earn any more time and money from me going forward
I've only ever done the first super adventure box event, did they add a lot to it over the years?
The Charr copters always made me think they would eventually make a megazord
after the 14th I'm going to go to metas and autoattack stuff while I shitpost and fap
>>561996474So you'll finally be contributing? Good, good.
>>561995817you're just shitposting right? it's not even that big of a nerf
>>561996549when I get killed I won't waypoint tho
>>561996730nah, not this timeI only came back and bought VoE to play ritualist and they're going out of their way to make sure it will be the weakest power DPS option for necros and we haven't even gotten to the first VoE content patch yetI don't even care that much about group content or golem numbers, it just feels like a personal "fuck you"
>>561995817See you at the black citadel cooking station
>>561997508You can still play whatever you want and as long as you know the mechanics, it'll be fine. Nobody is going to care that you picked Rit over Reaper.
>>561997508I think you're crying for no reason, but I don't care to persuade you to not do so otherwise
Imagine crying about damage numbers but also not doing any content where damage numbers matter
>>561997508truth nuke 'support' roles like boondps and healer were a mistakefags are trying to turn this game into WoW
>open world incursionRemember those? They were added with the Quickplay fractal thing?Well I walked past one on my way to something else and figured hey why not I’ll just join in. Holy shit this things health bar was not moving with about 15 or so of usGlad I did it when it was like 50 people per fight during the event
>boondpsI only play goondps. My fhd distracts other players so they're taking more damage.
>>562000464>noooo you have to enjoy spending more time doing the same content, we have to nerf everything so that the 50 poopsocking streamers don't get bored of the raids that are less popular than spvp!no
I forgot drizzlewood gave mystic clovers
>>561964253The boon that kills eles in WvW.
>>562001909I thought they were going to remove that content after the fractual quickplay event was over
>>561994569Brown Dust 2
>>561997508I don't know why that doesn't make sense to you desuHarbinger is the only Necro spec that makes itself more squishy with its class mechanic, and it doesn't have particularly great utility otherwise, so why wouldn't it have the highest damage?Reaper does damage and is tanky, but doesn't really have utility beyond CC and has no rangeRitualist is tanky, has range, and has insane utility, so it can afford to do a little less damage and still be really usefulBearing in mind that we're talking about like a 2% difference between Rit and Reaper and then maybe 5% between Reaper and Harb.
>>562000591>'support' roles like boondps and healer were a mistakeYeah we should go back to launch when dps was literally the only available role.
>>562002272>noooo you have to enjoy spending more time playing the gameNiggas be trying to play as little of this game as possible instead of switching to a game they actually like to play.>i beat the content once so im entitled to fast forward through later attemptsTry speedrunning quitting the game instead.
>>562001909>anet drops level 80 legendary bosses in level 15 zones>zones typically filled with people leveling that have blue/green gear at best and incomplete traitlinesBrilliant
>>562001909>Holy shit this things health bar was not moving with about 15 or so of usIt's crazy that there's still 15 people including anon doing them. Shit's constantly happening in the game.
How viable is hammer guardian autoattack build? I need a viable retard build for eparch meta
>>562011280If you can do 10k on a stationary target self-buffed you're above 95% of the participants.
>>562011280For some reason Unload Deadeye is especially good on the Eparch meta, like to the point where even if they nerf it by a third it's still going to be strong. I saw a Youtube video with an arcdps screenshot from the meta where there were P/P DEs doing like 60k DPS on Eparch
>>562011280https://syrma.cc/build-guides?mode=Group+PvE&role=DPS&diff=Low+IntensityPick any. Dual wield spellbreaker is basically the same as hammer guardian except that pressing buttons generally increases your dps rather than lowers it.
>>562012605fuck off, smegma
>>562011771>60k DPS on EparchI have 'i-have-high-dps-on-a-stationary-enemy' fatigue. More power too them though if it means less failures
>>561959387Yeah exactly. It's ironic that people are whinging about Soo-Won regarding the nerf patch when killing the tail is not worth it because dps is so high.
anyone use blishis there a world boss addon you can add
>>562015998There's a few, I think. I use the one built into Nexus to put the timers on the actual map, but I use Event Table through Blish.
>>562016349>Nexus?
>>562016557raidcore.gg/nexusIt's a bit newer and there's a lot of overlap with Blish, but basically it hooks into the game instead of just being an overlay, so it doesn't have that weird lag that Blish stuff does and can do a few more things (like restore the original female human idle animations).
I'm debating whaling on the VoE ultimate edition for the glyphs and gems. They're probably going to kill the game by the end of the year but maybe they aren't, you know?
>>561977848>someone saved my shitty editSo this is what it feels like.
>>562002272the appeal to efficiency is part of what is killing games. this is ultimately a leisure activity, taking a longer path is irrelevant as long as you enjoy the game. if you don't enjoy the game and all you care about are numbers, go open your calculator app or something.
>>562020984>They're probably going to kill the game by the end of the yearLook at this guy 2019 posting
So let me try to understand this>PoF has Skyscale acquisition>PoF also has Skyscale masteries but these are locked until you get a Skyscale>SoTo has Skyscale>SoTo also has Flight Training masteries which is just tied to a little bit of story progressionSo the recommendation is if you really want all the masteries, you should do the PoF way which means you unlock Skyscale, you unlock PoF Skyscale masteries, and then you do SoTo Flight Training masteries.Because if you do SoTo skyscale acquisition, it DOES NOT unlock the PoF skyscale msateries, right?
>>562025894Correct. You want to do the PoF unlock eventually anyway so you might as well do it now.
>>562025894Doing the SotO unlock first will get you your Skyscale faster, but it'll cost you more gold and materials in the long run.Doing the PoF unlock first will save you some gold and materials because it lets you skip a lot of the SotO unlock, but it takes a lot longer to finish the PoF unlock in the first place.Either route will get you all the same stuff in the end.
>>562027972what do you mean doing pof will save you gold on soto unlockwhat are you "unlocking" in soto if you already have your skyscale from pof besides grinding for more masteries
Will I get banned for creating such a character
>>562029095Maybe if you use the afro hair.
>>562029290It's an aboriginal tho
>>562028102The Masteries are what I meant but I couldn't remember off the top of my head if you just skipped all of the initial unlock in SotO or just most of it.If you do SotO first you spend maybe 30-40g in materials and you do 2-3 hours worth of collections, and then you get a Skyscale.If you do PoF first you don't have to do those things, but you have to spend 65-85g, do more like 5-6 hours of collections, gather up 250 of each LW4 map currency or do Seasons of the Dragons achievements if you don't have the materials on-hand, and then there's 3 days of timegating before you actually get your Skyscale.IMO spending the extra time/money on the SotO unlock is worth getting access to the Skyscale faster, but there's an argument for doing it either way.
>>562029584carry on
>anet philosophy: leeches are people tooGod damn i love seeing socialism in action!
>>562032140>a few people at the top barely doing anything and and reaping the rewards from the hard work of the manyhaha y-yeah... socialism... wouldn't it be so bad if this was reality haha...
mcharr monday
>>562034235mcharr tum...
>>562032140I wonder if they'll fix that shit in GW3
>>562038795The 3 biggest things it could do (imo), if it's an MMO with large scale events, are Fix their event participation system to fuck leechers Figure out how to implement character build systems in a way their retard playerbase will actually engage with or actually punish people for having shit builds (I don't mean just like not optimal I mean completely mismatching traits etc)And get a real group finding system in the game including the ability to make new and private instances for world bosses etc to avoid complete retards sandbagging an event by lying dead the whole time etc.
leeching is based actually
gn /gw2g/
>>562041996sleep tight
>>562032140>>562034235>>562040198
>>562042432no...
>tfw you can see the impending doom
>>562043189iirc you can glide when your character reaches the peak of height on bouncing mushrooms, dunno if that woulda saved you
It's all so tiresomeI think I'm going to space this out over the course of...five days.
>>562043189karma
>>562043395>>562045647Bosses absolutely have it out for me, I assume it means im doing something right>go to revive a feller>notice an axe aoe on me>move out of the way>umbriel blinks to me and takes out the fallen guy again and an additional reviverIm an aggro magnet, its nuts
>>562043189Why didn't you glide?
>>562044787That's part of the journey!
>>562025894They did this a second time btw.>PoF has Skimmer acquisition>PoF also has Skimmer masteries but these are locked until you get a Skimmer>VoE has Skimmer>VoE also has Skimmer Training masteries which is just tied to a little bit of story progression
>see a guy out the corner of my eye tear down the wall>go to grab the essences>turn around>the boss is leaping at me>>562046264I mean, i tried to rev spear 3 but he interrupted my evade. Also like the other anon said it might not have saved me anyway desu
>>562011280Dragonhunter guardian auto attack hammer build is still doing like 30-35k
>>562046396Nah, <10 location is whatever21 locations is just someone trying to waste your time
>>562044787I had an absolutely awesome fight with last step boss in vabbi, still remember asking for help and only 1 high level player coming in, after I've got it down to 70% by myself.
>>562046639Ura absolutely hates my shit
>>562046781When I googled it, it says it's best to just use the treat on that location instead of fighting it.I wonder how it is with the busted VOE specs.
>PTM gets tossed around like a sad sack during the owl metaGive the poor man a breakbar like Canach and Rytlock anet
>guardian player has Willbender in the name>is a luminary
>>562008753Boon dps is just dps and healers only exist so that dps don't have to dodge. There's no meaningful difference.
I'm a boobdps main. The nicer the boobs boss has, the bigger my DPS is.
>>562050393post dps
>>562050393so there is like 5 bosses you can actually dps?
>>562051512anet keeps nerfing my boobdps>>562052437I can still baseline 20k if the boss has any kinds of breasts. Also the boobbuff decays with time, so I can prebuff on hugeboob enemy and carry my raised stat stick to other encounters. Secret pro-tip: grab FHD friend and duel them in guildhall arena, this will give long lasting buff too.Where the build really shines is in pvp modes. There are so many naked FHD sluts and Norn mommies running around my resource bar is almost always full and barely drops. Also you'd think it won't work on charr, but for some reason they are counted to have 6 pairs of breasts in game code, even tho there are no visuals.
>>562011771It's because you're piercing through Eparch onto the rift champion. I was wondering why p/p thief did so well there until I brought mine there
just saw a really hot bikini norn lady player and i totally didn't stop to take a screenshot
>>562039852It's ironic that GW2's skill system was initially thought of as retard-proofing GW1's buildcraft, but the dozens of useless stat combos on equipment and the trait system (especially after they removed stats from traitlines) ruined all that and arguably made it even easier to make garbage builds. The performance disparity between a bad and top build in GW1 was never as big as it is in GW2 now.
Still not sure if I like this more than the crate drop.
>4 humans, 2 asura, 1 charr, 1 norn, 1 sylvariHow many of each race do you have?
>>562060157>11 charr>2 asura>1 sylvari>1 norn>1 FHD
>>5620601577 salads5 humans2 rats1 cat
>>56206015714 humans
>>562060157Two of each, a male and a female. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
>>562060912Now that I think of it I'll trash my male norn. Can't stand the voice. I'll make another female salad instead.
>>56206015713 humans (5 male, 8 female)2 charr (1 male, 1 female)1 male norn1 female salad3 female rats
>>5620601576 Female Norn, 3 Male Norn2 Female salad, 4 Male salad4 Male Charr5 Male human, 1 Female Human1 Male Asura
>>562061038based, they truly are abominations
>>562060157>characters i play4humans (2males, 2fhd)1asura (fem)1norn (fem)1charr(fem)1salad(fem)>parked bitch3asura (2males, 1fem)1salad (male)1norn (male)
>>561613601This but Engineer.It's been a while that I didn't have such a mind numbingly boring leveling experience.
>>562066513I haven’t leveled a character the hard way since 2014. I just use the scrolls and tomes clogging up one of my mules
>>5620601574 femcharr, 2 mcharr (1 technically using femcharr body), 2 FHDs, 1 femsalad, 1 male human, 1 femnorn, 2 femrats, 1 male rat
>>5620601574 humans, 1 male, 3 female4 norn, 1 male, 3 female3 sylvari, 1 male, 2 female2 charr, 1 male, 1 female2 asura, 1 male, 1 female
>>5620601571 male charr1 male norn1 male sylvari1 male asura1 female human4 male humansI only play the charr and 2 of the male humans.
>>5620601579 Asura12 Human4 Norn
>>5620601575 humans2 charr2 norns1 salad 0 rats
>>562066513They gutted everything other than kits on core engi and kits all have a shitty skill 1, so even for the trashiest of the trash mobs you have to put in effort to kill. I remember my first 2 character were warrior and engi, my warrior shot up to 80 super easily, my engi I got bored and just camped flamethrower and it was so tedious.
>>5620601579 human males1 fhd1 norn male1 salad malenot accounting for bank alts
>>562060157>3 male humans>2 female salads>2 female charr>2 female nornsAgreed? AGREED
>>561635504VoE buffed the shit out of class dps so it's fine to nerf it.What they actually need to do is to balance the health values over the different expansions better. Nearly everything pre-EoD dies way too fast while a lot of stuff in EoD and later is way too fucking tanky. Just nerfing dps overall isn't going to do shit.
>you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby.
>trying to fast travel>rat stands near me shouting slurs and explicit gestures>this activates combat mode, I can't teleport anymore
>>562071408good news, they just nerfed grenade kit and flamethrower kit so now you need to do autistic kit swaps to do the same thing other classes do
>>562077953VACATE THESE PREMISES
>PCR easiest legendary to get>totally free>it's so easy to get>it's actually locked behind soloing 4 champions and a legendaryi see...
>>562060157>9 professions>male/female of each race except sylvari (flattest female bodytype chosen for ambiguity) for 2 x 4 + 1 characters
>>562080547Have you tried not-soloing, if you are too much of a dumb scrub to beat it by yourself? The chat function is right there.
>>562080917>xhe doesn't know about empty maps or dead content
>>562081532People have these things called guilds
>>562080547>>562081532have you tried using condi celestial with trapper rune builds, Hizen can help you with that
>>562081573Or, god forbid, asking for help
>>562081532I really don't know about that.Very rarely encountered completely empty places, if ever. Using apple often helped too. I do all the content in full berserkers 16k HP too since the beginning.
>>562081532every time I was in a map that seemed dead, I just asked in map for help and there were always a few people helping
>>562081532What, specifically, is the problem?
>>562080547>easiest legendary>this chucklefuck still cant earn itI'd just kill myself now if i were you and save myself the embarrassment
>>5620601578 mcharr1 mnorn1 male salad1 msura
>>562084957stop lusting for sex with men
>>562085693No, men are great.
>have fun completing a map>receive a key on completion:3
Heh
>>562090891post it
>anon, you look better without your glasses, take them off!>...
>>562094186
>>562081908>>562081978>>562082465to be fair this is coming off of the 'fun' experience of reapers scaling events up and contributing absolutely nothing of value. asking for help can often be the same as asking for a difficulty increase.>>562081664i've tried these and i can't help but feel like the videos are disingenuous. they always felt like i was sacrificing 90% of my damage for a slight increase in survivability. though i am a cripple fuck. might just be too slow n the inputs maybe i ought to just attempt it on my biomancer soulbeast. not really a fan of playing a fake profession though.>>562081573the best solution, but is it really worth becoming a possession? worth a try but i've never gotten a response from the advertisement bots. maybe "your guild sounds nice, i'd like to join" scares the average venezuelan.
>>562096431>asking for help can often be the same as asking for a difficulty increase.>he says this when the difficulty of doing it solo for him is already rated as 'impossible'>goes on to call joining a "guild" in a game called "GUILD wars" as "becoming a possession"You might be beyond salvation
>>562096869>asking for help can often be the same as asking for a difficulty increase.you can often run into players who contribute very little to a fight, and events typically scale based on the number of participants, thus increasing the difficulty. >he says this when the difficulty of doing it solo for him is already rated as 'impossible'find the word impossible in my post please.>goes on to call joining a "guild" in a game called "GUILD wars" as "becoming a possession"becoming a member of, and belonging to a guild can be seen as becoming a "possession" yes. it's a joke.>You might be beyond salvationi'm not using the salvation trait line, so probably.
>>562097902>you can often run into players who contribute very little to a fight>t. someone who contributes very little to a fight and needs others to carry himgood luck on your easiest leggy to get bro
>>562096431Only 35yo+ housewives have a mental fortitude, mechanical prowess and high social skills to beat it, I'm sorry bro, it's over for you.
I rez players to 99% then backpedal
I stand over downed players to bait mobs to put AoEs dots on them and then dip out
I die on top of the teleporter during the Hammerheart meta so that people trying to leave get stuck trying to res me instead of being able to leave and swap sides
I fight Braham from the furthest range possible in Dragonstorm.
I rez players to 100% then suck their dick
>>562100279same but just the futanorns
Why are all the guardian elite specs so gay>wow hunter >fire wizard>blue ninja>blue reaperNone of these feel like the class you enjoy while leveling
>>562101514I don't know what to tell you, man. Both Dragonhunter and Luminary just feel like Core+ to me.
>>562098474>t. someone who contributes very little to a fight and needs others to carry himinteresting fantasy. i do fine enough and can top the meter in fractals and whatnot. was just bitching on a sudanese shell polishing forum.>good luck on your easiest leggy to get brothanks, conflux is coming together smoothly.
>Adventurers who miss the occasional random companionship of anomalous visions can now purchase a Choice Unburdener Elixir to get back in touch. it's not funny assholes he was my friend and i miss him dearly
>>562103397nvm it's real
tf is going on?
>>562103873Come on anon, you can't be this stupid.. What day is coming up?
>>562104289My bday! I'm happy you remembered..
>>562104289wednesday?
>>562094186I havent been on yet today, is april fools kicking off? I miss the combat choya players like you wouldnt believe
>>562104519>>562104604ye but nah>>562104937winner
Anon watch out, there is a white femcharr right behind you!
>>562105392What if I'm the white femcharr?
>>562106150Ha ha gotcha, April Fools'!*plap plap plap*
>>562101514Woah, blue class has some good self sustain inside of its kit and it has a lot of symbols that do damageWoah, blue class+ gives me even more sustain and drops even more symbolsFeels like guardian to me
>>562106194
>>562096431his conduit build does like 30k+ bro and its with only spear zero weapon swaps
I'll finish it some other day
>>562108439is it the ash legion stealth heart?
>>562109262No, that one is actually really easy if you just loop the 2 behind the tents
when I see people post their world comp progress why are their hero points not the first that are finished?you literally can buy those to insta complete>inb4 i don't play wvw
>>562109925It's not that big a deal to finish these asap and waste currency on it. Better to top it off by the end.
>>562109925Hero Points are the one part of core map completion that's actually a little bit fun so I'd rather do them myself.
The april fools just goggly eyes and cat cafe?
>need to spectate or participate in fashion show 3 times for achieve>10 contestants>fucking takes forever to finishYou dumb fucks, no one cares about your fashion. They're all just there for achieves so stop going up there.
>>562110372There's also an anon raping others, be careful
this is your rat for the evening
>>562110501You sound overly tilted by this
>>562110997No one spectated when he was there, not even for the achievement
>>562110630*has sex with this anon*APRIL FOOLS
>>562106718and it won't in 14 days.
why does teapot always look so miserable when he's playing gw2
>>562102908>can top the meter in fractals and whatnot>cant handle pveasy by his lonesomeWhy not get your fractal butt buddies to help you then?
i hit level 80 now what do i do (aside from story and exploring the maps)
Once again thief gets fucked out of what they're owed.
Where is sab, retards
>>562114512Start getting ascended gear and doing fractals
the dino knows what going to happen
>>562114512Realize that you can run 99% of the content on autopilot, feel that there's fuck all to do that's remotely engaging, and quit for another nine years.
>>562115127It actually affects mounts too, very silly.
>>562114227it's called a pick up group, or pug. fractals are actually relevant content so it's pretty easy to find them. the whole point of my original post was that the neck is a pain in the ass to get compared to legendaries like the mist mittens and conflux. why are you so upset anyways? did you write one of those guides or reddit posts that insist that this is the easiest to obtain legendary? because there wasn't this level of a meltdown when someone was posting about the skyscale grind which is literally free.or do you have no one to talk to and this is the most social interaction you've had in weeks?
>>562114512you have 14 years worth of content with 50k ap to catch up. Might as well uninstall and wait for gw3.
>>562116561cursed
Has anyone figured out what flavor the Fool's Ocular Tonic is?
>>562115810>why are you so upset anyways?Whats there to be upset about? I have my leggy amulet, and I didnt bleed menstrual blood all over gw2g over it while bragging about high numbers in fractals but beung unable to solo pveasy content. Im just dunking on you for being a whiny bitch.If you want to list the champions/legendaries that are filtering you so i can more efficiently make fun of you thatd be grand.
World boss have goggly eyes too or not?
>>562115959I have no other games to play
>light berserker>medium viperI been thinking about finally using the ascended boxes i have saved since forever (and some pvp ones) and these are the ones Im thinking ofThoughts?
>>562121867>reaper>condi specterYeah that'll do you fine.
>>562114512>i hit level 80 nowYou still have 700 more level to go. Get busy.
>>562114512Now you can do the same farming routine every day to grind for legendaries. It will only take a few years.
>>562126838>cringe speedrunning autist: i have to griiind and get the legendaries ASAP! D:<>based casual normie: i will play the game i like to play every day and i will eventually build up the mats i need :D
>events are still bugging out after 14 years and the game is falling apart at the seams>meanwhile, anet devs:
>boxing gloves skinCountdown to the inevitable Strongbad cosplays
>>562046781>>562046889I used the treat just in case and then fought it anyway. No one came to help. It was easy but took forever because the boss blocks attacks every few seconds.
>>562126838I'll just do story stuff for now, eveything else seemsa bit daunting.
You may not like it but this is also what peak performance looks like
>>562118302have you never ran a fractal or raid, done a meta, gotten into a fight in wvw, and saw your dps and went "damn guess i'm pumping this run, let's go"?whatever man, glad you're enjoying yourself. you sure got me. since you're such a god at the game, why don't you post some clips of all the legendaries you soloed? i'd love to take notes. or you could keep giving me free (you)'s. that works too.
>>562134907>that femcharrkek
>>562134907this feels like something out of alice in wonderland
is there a date/time on when sab starts?
>>562131463Ran into someone and we killed it together with one other random that showed up half way. Really cool place actually, didnt know that corner of the map existed.I'm almost there...almost....have like 5000 eternal ice I can trade later for the saddle (I think)
>>562138637Should be in the next few days to 2 weeks. It tends to start mid-April.
>fool's tall tonic be like
What makes this game so appealing to faggots and trannies
>>562148524Inclusions of gays like kas/jory and trannies like aids worker symon
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
>>562148524go join the snowcrows discord and browse the channels for a few minutes. that'll tell you everything you need to know.
>>562151329Nice
>>562149792I can understand this for guild wars because there's the omg power lesbian duo, but I don't understand why FF14 attracts so many fucking troons in comparison
>>562149792>>562152012ramesh, lipstick lesbians like jory and kas are eye candy for straight men
I like the skritt.
>>562152851I like bullying them
>>562152851me too
>>562153425Me and who...>>562153535Lol.
It's the FINAL, FINAL countdown
>>562153425what is this retro getupthat was my warriors look in like 2014
>>562155602what do you look like now?
>>562155721swimsuit and whore hair of course
>>562155602Its an old pic. Pre EoD i believe
>>562157549this but with zesty bear version pls
>>562119147Bro half the time other players dont have googly eyes.
>>562157892>THOSE ZESTY BEARS
guild wars 2 good game
why are there so many gacha and animu games generals, don't they have a dedicated board for these
>>562157892i'm not the creator of zesty burr, so i will let that anon have fun with this if they wish. if i was the creator of bear DSM, i'd do it in a heartbeat!
The next GW2 expansion will have playable Skritt.
>>562164662They do, but mods still allow them here so they stayed here and their dedicated board is dead.
>>562166690GImme
>>562166690It'll have playable zesty bears. Most of the work is done.
>press 1 button>nearly a quarter million damage Nothin personnel, Drakkar
>>562171795this calls for an elementalist nerf, me thinks
>>562171925>hit drakkar a little too hard>elementalists get punishedIm okay with that lol
>>562172169any action taken in game should result in an elementalist nerf down the line
>>562172484And every ele nerf should come with a reaper buff just to stay consistent
>>562172169WHITE WOMAN
Salad man in this story is kinda hot, well his voice is.
>>562176846Poor guy just wanted to ask the charr pc if they were a cat person too like him. Too bad he didn't realize the social implication of calling a charr a cat person.
>>562176846Do charr have cat pets?
how do i make a femcharr purr?
>mutliboxing legendary champs & events>random comes over crying its dying too fast>sees mutlibox>reee botting and dumb this is lazy>doing 25-35k on both accounts>stop dpsing and progressing event as random has engaged trying to get participation>downed almost instantly>full dead>finish boss>/poseheart & /posesassy>dont ress >pm'd about being reported for bottingIts fun seeing people crash out over nothing
>>562166690>playable asura*
>>562178696What is multiboxing?
>>562183707When you play multiple characters on separate accounts at the same time. Multiple game windows/boxes are open on screen This is often allowed in mmos as long as you aren't using bots to control other characters.
>>562184054Why would anyone do that? I'm already struggling to control one character in a complex fight. And how would anyone else notice multiboxing?
>>562184573generally its done with macros and its done to solo group content or to cheese, like this one time on a wow private servers people would multibox shaman and zap everyone with chain lightning in opposing factions
>>562185593>macrosHow does this work? Isn't botting forbidden?
>>562186015macros are just copying inputs, not automating them
>>562186186sounds jewish
>>562178696gw2 players are fucking weird about that, I've had a faggot tell me I'm botting despite me talking to him in real time and telling him he's being stupid
>>562186435how can we be sure you're not a bot huh?
>>562186015It's assigning multiple commands on one button or after event triggers. Like custom bind 'H' to cast spell 1 then spell 2 or use X ability after Y happened. They can get sophisticated and certain style of macros can be forbidden. In multibox you daisy chain same command to happen for multiple windows and pick a simple mechanic class to cast 1 ability over and over.
>>562186761So you can just automate your entire rotation? Is this a feature of the game or do you need mods for that? What even is the point if you want to hit the buttons yourself anymore?
>>562186928for gw2 you would need third party programswow lets you one button your rotation if youre smart enough to write down the macro properlybut none is this is automated, you still have to make inputs
I always wanted to multibox a bunch of mesmers so it's like commanding an army of clones
Why do I never win the fashion wars
>>562178696>cheating in pveWhy are wvweenies like that?
>>562186928The macro can get interrupted easily or have inbuild restriction on what you can automate and how, how many max actions per macros. It's just executing actions in order, not a state machine that monitors and makes decision. Player still needs to start and stop.
>>562164387Gods, I want to sniff her smelly panties
>>562187490You got my vote anon!
>>562187490start being handsome
>>562187519from my own experience from WoW, alot of pvp players are terrible at pve in general
>>562187519pveasy is not a real game, you aren't playing anything, therefore you can't cheat in it
>>562183707What other anon said, follow tos and you're fine. It's a lot of tabbing between windows but hey, two monitors so it's easy enough to get enough done on both. Aka you move one account at time, being nimble, auto run, knowing where you are going helps to make a lot of things smoother too when moving around between events or even doing jp's on both.>>562185593Yeah not using macros here, builds that complient each other & rapid skill deployment then its just a flow I fall into.>>562186761This would be against the tos and easily noticeable, not gonna risk my accs for something that the cripples may need but I am perfectly fine playing the way I do with tabbing windows as it falls into a nice rotation after engagement>>562186435Last one was because I was using auto run to move across the map :P gw2 players are another breed of stupid at times>>562187519At least I am not skyscale leeching
>>562190342Skyscale leeching is based. The only people complaining about it are jealous pvpeenies who have no skyscale unlocked because they can't into pve.
>>562190930Not complaining about it either, I have skyscale on both, only thing left to get is griffon for alt
>>562190930At least they contribute more than players that don't waypoint on death
>>562191761I don't waypoint on death because I'm an elite raid player and in raids you have no waypoints.
>>562127314>based casual normie: i will play for 8 years and then make a reddit post about my first legendary
>>562176846say this out loud in the autism voice>what the fuck is this anime character craptcha? i don't know any of this shit so i keep typing "faggot"
>>562193489>make a reddit post about my first legendaryDidnt they ban that shit because nobody cared about the nth person that made a gen 1 welfare leggy?
Are charr the niggers of tyria?>violent culture>warbands = gangs>always aggresive
>>562196998no but you are
>>562196998I just grabbed my balls and they feel kind of empty. I don't remember cumming recently, wonder what happened.
>do eparch for 30 minutes>die in the last few mins, it's a tight finish so I respawn and rush to the boss to help>hit boss a few more times before it dies>31% participationVery cool game design, anet, I'll make sure to lie on the floor next time
>do eparch for 30 minutes>die in the first few mins, managed to get some hits in>stay dead and wait until everyone else kills it>100% participationVery cool game design, anet, I'll make sure to keep lying on the floor every fight
>>562198470>>562199060gold medal in FAILtough shit, kid, next time press your buttons
Can I get the invisible cat cape still?
>>562202962check the vendor it's there
>>562203472Dope
>>562202962I for one am very interested to see what happens in a few years when they finally get to the invisible cat pants/shirt
Would 1 event run of SAB be enough to get everything if I grind it enough?
>>562205352sab goes for a long time so probably but holy shit you must hate yourself if you are trying for that
When is holocaust getting its numbers bumped
>>562207130Holosmith*
>>562207130Play Rifle Mechanist, faggot-gaynet
>>562207130you can help by expanding it
>>562207130in 6 million years
>>562208078Scrapper is better and just as easy. I wish more people would realize this
>>5622090866 gorillion years *
Best race to sleep>on>under>spooning>away from, in the separate room?
>>562212302All charr.
OP here. I got irl shit to do. Can you fags hurry up and hit bump limit? Please and thanks.
>>562212302Charr, norn, human, asura.
>>562213498masturbation doesn't count as a "got irl shit to do"go rewatch first season of True Detective instead
Saw this birb earlier, pretty cool cosplay
>>562213997>manga gets sidetracked into yet another new mmo arcbruhI'd drop it if not for funny faces
Close enough>>562214906>>562214906>>562214906Migrate
whywon'tyoudie?!!1
>>562214315I'm an anime only but I might pick up the manga
>>562215134Great art, even more gamer jokes and the plot is absolutely irrelevant.Like, there would be a big event happening in the game and the main characters goes " Oof I'm tired, better log out and sleep" And then goes to play Overwatch for the next 15 chapters before bed. It's fun, just very bizarre, feels like artist decides to write completely fresh manga in the middle of this one.
>>562196998afraid so
Which one of you fag responsible for this artbomination?
>>562218193Me
>>562212302charr, charr, charr, male asura
