You wouldn't think this picture was suggesting something sexual unless the title and edition hinted at it. Yet now that the seed has been planted in your mind, your gay. HAHA faggot Edition>Resources and FAQshttps://pastebin.com/ZU4uUREV (embed)>Guildshttps://pastebin.com/zCUYwWF0 (embed)>Am poor! What do?DO THE WIZARD VAULT WEEKLIESDaily Checklist - https://fast.farming-community.eu/farming/dailyCurrencies - https://fast.farming-community.eu/conversions/overviewOW Farming - https://fast.farming-community.eu/open-world/overviewSalvaging - https://fast.farming-community.eu/salvaging/overviewhttps://gw2efficiency.com/Alternatively, get a fucking job and swipe.>My build is absolute shit! What do?https://gw2mists.com/https://metabattle.com/https://snowcrows.com/https://discretize.eu/https://guildjen.com/gw2-builds/https://en.gw2skills.net/>Events and Gem Store saleshttps://en-forum.guildwars2.com/events/>LatestVoE Staff/Spear leggyVoE Aquabreather leggyFashion TemplatesVoE Quarterly Release>Soon™GW3 (never ever)Two more VoE mapsSuper Adventure Box>NowLegendary PvE RingrAIDS QuickplayNew Hero Jumpstart EventVisions of Infinity>Latest Patchhttps://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/169284-game-update-notes-march-31-2026/>Latest newshttps://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/discover-amazing-discounts-and-bundles-during-the-magical-march-sales/>Speed Relics for Turbogayshttps://www.elitepvpers.com/forum/gw2-hacks-bots-cheats-exploits/>Addonshttps://www.deltaconnected.com/arcdps/https://blishhud.com/https://raidcore.gg/Nexushttps://burrito.orthogonalprojects.com/Previous Wipe: >>561613601
How expensive would T4 cultural armor be?
>>5622158912400 gemsper race set
>>562216228*per piece
>>562214906>baker doesnt update the OP for april foolsYou are consistently shit at your job. How do you NOT do a look-over every time you make a new thread like youre supposed to?No wonder this is a dead thread
>>562218193I did. I thought it would be phunny
>>562218887>Rama doing the virgin walk
>>562218974dead thread for a dead game, checks out
both this thread and game are undead
>>562216228If it's good I'd gladly pay it.
whats your favorite FULL COVER OUTFIT or ARMOR? like not even eye holes or thighs or toes, just fucking fully wrapped up in armor/leather/bug carapce whatever
>>562223291Nude femcharr
>>562223291Ward Knight or Dark Templar.
>>562223291Cadecus manor
>>562223291hot
>>562225047the helm is not fully covered you stupid BITCH
>>562219407His hat is just heavy, it's a big hat.
>>562218974
>>562219407didn't notice till you said something, thanks for the laff
GUYS I SHOULDVE BOUGHT THE FIRST TWO EXPANSIONS ON SALE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AAAAAAAAA I guess I'll wait until summer.
>>562227254>that thing i do 99 times out of 100? I uhhh did it on purpose this time>as a jokeEven your excuses are low effort hogshit
>>562229292Feel free to pay me any time breh.
>>562229690You are paid exactly as much as you are worth.
Lol someone's salty
>>562228591i bought my soto not on sale just after the sale ended because i am a retard and thought the sale was going to be another week. i don't read.
Someone wake me up when 400 gems are back down to 150g.
>>562235582>consistent farming caps out at 20-22g/h>150g is thus seven and a half hours>a whole-ass working day for 400 gemsbrudda no
>>562235819
>>562234581Me so tempted...
>>562235819yea but youre having fun "playing" right
>>562235819It's insanely easy to make gold in this game without resorting to farming lmao.
multiboxing is when you open 2 instances of the game, one on your main account where your fhd is and one on your secondary account where another fhd is, you then proceed to masturbate to both of them at the same time or to one of them while you look at the other one in first person
>>562239579>porn addiction leads to trannyismyour life, not mine
What’s the fastest mastery exp grind but not really a grind?I’m thinking Herald boon leech doing meta events Also birthday boosters and food obviously? What else can I stack solo
>>562243756https://snowcrows.com/guides/open-world/bonus-experience-sources
>>562245918WaitBday booster stack with exp booster?
>>562223291Heavy obsidian, it is cheating a bit since it has the stit on the helmet but it's also a black void inside the helmet
Tequatl Hoard today, I can feel it
>>562246524Yeah. You can't stack the same buff multiple times, but you can stack different buffs. The chart there tells you the possible sources for each buff, just get one source from as many rows as you can.
wait HOLD ONnew hero start has a 50% boost to allholy shit i need to grind these masteries NYOW
wait noI NEED TO DO ENOUGH SOTO TO UNLOCK RESTED EXP
>>562249349./sit in your chair for free rested xp
>>562249590NTA but I thought that only extends well rested buffs you already have. Either way though super good to remember, it adds like 1 minute every 10 seconds or something like that. Get your incredibly well rested buff one time then never let it fall off.
>>562249590>reducing 5 mins of all your other boosts just for the slight chair expAt least tell anon to do this first
Taste one thousand asses!
I like how a chug jug follows you when you play Luminary
>portal to wizard tower>portal to shipwrecked (im assuming castora)is there no portal to janthir in lions arch?
>>562253604No. There's one in Divinity's Reach and there's one in the JW Homestead, and there's a Lowland Shore portal scroll, but that's it.
I am EVERYWHERE!
I don't know what the washing machine mordrem says
Shart blades, shart mind!
This one.....KILL
Buying Janthir is worth it? I have all the rest
>>562257660Spear mastery is cool and the warclaw mastery is useful. The personal homestead is kinda nice
>>562257660i have at least two classes that i really enjoy spears onso thats something
>>562257660First map is comfy and fun if you actually like the open world stuff like doing random events, heart quests, adventures, huntin for buried treasure and shit.
>>562257852>>562257908Ranger spear seems to be meta, but is it fun?>>562258267Hm, thanks it does sound nice
>>562260908Spear is only really good for a specific untamed build that barely does more damage than the sword/axe variant for pve. It is nice for roaming situations in pvp and wvw for some builds because of the built in stealth
>>562260908what are you doing that actually needs to be meta?i think mesmer and engi spears are the most fun.
It's over
man it's just like it never is like it again
>>562261316I see>>562261429Fair enough, maces seems to be plenty for my needs
>>562264410grats! enjoy being superior and an absolute shitter at the same time
>>562257660The only good thing about janthir is mesmer spear, you are paying 25€ just for that and i guess a powercrept land mount.That being said I enjoyed JW a lot more than VoE, this expac is utter garbage
>>562269498It's convenient in some places but really not the life changing experience I expected. For some reason they always looked like they flew faster and longer while you're stuck on the ground. I only got about 60% or so of the pof+soto masteries unlocked right now, maybe the last few will be life changing.
>>562273705:O
>>562273705because of this guy my kindle fantasy recommendation section is full of women's porn books
>>562274753None of these covers look appealing. Where are the hot men?
>>562274818>menanon, this is 2016+10, there are no men.
>>562275368Where are the hot women.
>>562274818Surprisingly little. They all try to pass as 'serious' fantasy and have some kind of minimalistic engraved floral pattern symbol.Also Amazon still pushes hard on audio books so all the cover pictures are no square, like CDs or album covers I guess.The rest of the books are litRPG isekai, because I'm male or something. I think my interest pattern made amazon algorithm schizo.
>>562275448What an interesting world I am unfamiliar with.
>>562275448>filenamegot me bad there
>>562235819> 20-22g/hJust how? I don't make that much gold in a whole week.
>>562235819Retard>>562276015You can make that much in 20 minutes from daily mirror farm
>>562276573>You can make that much in 20 minutes from daily mirror farmNope. Mirror farming yields 12g max and only if you don't need ectoplasm anymore.
>>562276848Skill issue
>dragonvoid combat tonic on TP: 2k4g>dragonvoid combat tonic at npc: 500magnetic shards???
>>562280668typically, the easy one is accountbound and can't be sold. the other is an ultra rare drop and can be sold
>>562280784This, the tp price is the tax people who dont raid have to pay to still get the tonic
is there any outfit or clothing that looks like picrel?
>GW1 got a new dungeon before GW2how do we feel about this
>>562283807Great, the better game is getting more support as it should be.
>>562283807I feel like they are hyping up for GW3 release and it being much more similar to GW1.They should have never stopped deving 1 honestly. Guess the concept of super longterm support for old MMO only became apparent after wow classic and runescape.
>>562283807Great, they're keeping the nostalgia cucks busy and pretend they matter while they put their resources into the better game.
>>562283807Should I play this as well? Solo
>>562284241It's extremely playable solo. You can fill your party with AI henchmen with premade builds, and once you unlock the fully customizable AI companions it basically becomes a CRPG where you get to plan out an entire party for yourself.You might want to wait a few weeks until the anniversary, though. Good chance the game goes on sale.
>>562285124Damn, that's sounds pretty hype, thx. Fuck, I have so much game to play between this and GW2.
>>562257660Warclaw gives you a ton of CC for open world + you can mount it when stunned to prevent dying, it's kinda OP. Spear is also OP on most classes although there are alternative builds without spear with a slight DPS loss. OTOH I have 20 mastery points sitting unused due to how little I played the actual expansion, I played through the story, got enough xp to unlock warclaw fully and get spear, and barely ever went back, the metas are trash, the bava nisos map looks like it was patched together by a few interns just to shit it out and call it content. Seems to be their new business model, release some OP weapons/mounts/specs that force you to buy it if you wanna have competitive dps, put in 90% of the effort on the first map to drag people in, then shit out some garbage to finish off the expansion once everyone has already bought in.
>>562276015You can literally make 20g/h from fishing.
>>562286273No way. In an hour you will catch like 2 or 3 ancient ambergris if you're lucky. That's 3-4g max.
>>562234581>i don't readyeah, you play dead mobile tranny 2, so that checks out
>>562285124>gw1>classic rpgstop misusing terms that you don't know the meaning of
>>562285714>it's kinda OPyou mean p2w, it's definitively p2w, as all cashgrabspansions are
>>562288780doesn't crpg stand for computer rpg technically
>>562285714>Warclaw gives you a ton of CC for open world + you can mount it when stunned to prevent dyingIt's important to note that the masteries just increase the amount of CC. You still have those skills and combat mounting without JW.
>>562288780>Classic RPG
There are so many cool looking focus skins that could be used as a melee weapon, anet needs to give thief/warrior/whoever a gauntlet
>>562286913Nah if you fish in Kourna and make sure your fishing power is high enough, food for party stacks or steal them from the people already there etc you make 20 gold per hour fairly easily. It's just boring and kinda tedious, you don't even get to be in a nice looking map you're in stinky ass kourna. There are other higher value spots but only good at night or stuff like that so you'd have to hop around maps and eat a lot of the zephyrite fish jerky to re-up your stacks every time.
>dies on the ground in cutscene>game model looks like picrel after, standing there menancinglyKek'd
>>562301030CREEPY SPOOPY SHIT
>>562305810god I wish they'd left the HP alone so I could see how much of a shitshow this game would be
>>562305810I feel like these changes they are doing to classes and boss fights is backwards, if anything they should be adding more HP to older bosses
>>562307448I wouldn't doubt there's a bunch of weird shit that breaks if they change old content too much, probably safer to just work towards bringing DPS back to the same universe they existed in.
>>562307635Also to allow the poor a fighting chance.
>>562305992I'm glad they're hitting those bosses cuz I don't feel like spending 20 minutes on Kanaxai
>>562307448they should do it for some bosses, but let be honest here, things like core world boss would NOT be fun as HP sponges and the average player would be crying and pissing their pantsFor raids, i think they should do some "CM" version of w1w2 and w3 that would just restore the normal mechanics
>>562305810>and the bar lowersherald is so back.
they should change tequatl so that it doesn't get stunned at allof all the world bosses that has to be the lamest one since you just kill mobs and then beat on the helpless dragon until it runs away again and eventually dies
>>562311672the eternal art of standing still
>>562311856agreed. all world bosses need a pass to be honest. i miss the old teq, it felt like a real battle.
>>562311672always was here
>>562311996the fuck's wrong with glint + hammer 111111111? it's perfect for retards like me who refuse to play rifle mech.
>>562313216there is nothing wrong and you are based and loved for that
>>562313216your 5k is seen and valued, anon
>>562313216wish it was stronger desu. not a whole lot stronger, but strong enough to not be leech tier. i'm a retard with limited finger mobility and it'd be nice to have more options to meaningfully contribute to the group besides the stupid green robot class that is somehow a better pet class than the dedicated pet class.
>>562314549just be a boondps herald? dps will still be low but at least you're supporting the group
>>562314686that's what i do. i just have tism and hate doing 15-20k dps. renegade is also surprisingly good. built in auto attack buffs that pulse to your team, lots of stability, might and even alac.
>>562312124Never gonna happen. They're doing these nerfs because they're sunsetting GW2 - power creep was intended to sell the latest expansions, and soon that won't matter because very few people will buy them regardless with GW3 on the way.They're dialing it back to keep the few people that remain happy so they can leech a little more money out of them.
>>562285224GW Reforged just went on sale on steam if you're interested in getting it there
>>562316071To add to this, it's also on sale on their official store
>>562316071>>562316229you gotta buy it from the same store you bought GW2 from or you won't be able to link your accounts for cross-game rewards
>>562289292no, it stands for classic rpg, only zoomoidals "think" it stands for comouter rpg, despite the fact that they arbitrarily exclude entire libraries of computer rpgswhat zoomoidals really mean to say when they say "c"rpg is wrpg
>>562317435go be fake unc somewhere else
>>562317435The 'c' in 'crpg' always stood for 'computer.' The MEANING of the term was always "western RPG," but that was owing to the fact that basically every western RPG up until the 2000s was primarily or only a PC game, whereas the overwhelming majority of console RPGs were Japanese.It is a slight misnomer, akin to how 'a' in the modern use of 'arpg' stands for "action" but actually MEANS looter/Diablo-like, rather than actually referring to an action-RPG (which in the past would have been used to talk about something like Fable or Dark Souls or Tales, etc). But the word that the 'c' stood for was 'computer.'
>>562311856Did a late teq just last night that failed north battery because only one person went there and didnt say anything until it was too late. (I was busy clearing the beach of fingers)
>>562317435post that in /crpgg/ faggot
>>562317435>>562321293actually, wait for a bit before posting thatthey are having another retard civil war with thread baking lol
A mechanist was stuck trying to kill an invulnerable enemy before I came along to purge the the demonic essence from the npc for them
>>562324367That was me, I didn't ask for your help.
useless faggot herewhat build can i play in wvw that always wins and never loses
>>562325091Celestial tempest, you only get killed if you consent to it. You will however need to swipe a couple of times for correct infusions.
>>562325264giv buildgw2skills
>>562325091any bunker build, you wont kill anyone but you wont die either
>>562325346find your own spoon nigger
>>562325865GIV
What do I work on now after skyscrapersI guess story
>>562325091Look for boon balls that don't mind you leaching.
Do (you) judge outfitfags? Whenever I see someone wearing an outfit I think they're a paypig with no sense for style
>>562333302With the new system, absolutely. With the old one I used outfits while leveling to avoid either spending a charge every other minute or looking like an absolute goblin.
>>562333302I like mcharr wedding outfit.
>>562334005based that shit can look pretty nice
>>562219173It gets worse
>>562334142
>>562334392
>>562305810They need to buff dragon's stand.
>>562334803Hardly anyone does it anymore.
>>562335720Because the rewards in this game are nonsensical and don't reflect time/effort at all
>>562334392You made my eyes physically hurt.
>>562282060Monastary armor, maybe
>>562333302I get disappointed when I see someone wearing an outfit I am not aware, think to myself that "damn, nice transmog", and then get disappointed that it's an outfit
>>562334142>>562334392>>562334601cancer
>>562333302The maid outfit is nice
>>562333302I judge people who wear outfits instead of playing with the billion different armor skin combos, absolutely.
half of the time I just hit apply random skins until I get bored
How important are Research Notes?I have had this from an eternity ago and I have Twilight now. So I guess I should just Savlage this?
>>562341315research notes are important for anything requiring gift of research
>>562341315>>562341481That would be the Aurene legendaries, the bear spear legendary, legendary relic, and PvE legendary armor.
>>562342345So basically every leggy after EoD and beyond
>>562335720What qualifies as "hardly anyone does it anymore"? I haven't had a problem doing it during more active time slots.
>>562335720Theres a guild that does it twice a night every tuesday/friday/saturday
>>562335720If you tag up people will join, it's that simple
When does it get good?
I haven't seen my tequalt buddy for months
>>562348346It's only really useful in certain situations, but there are more of those situations for the skyscale than there are for other mounts. Warclaw is better overall even with zero masteries.
>>562348346try getting to the matriarch spawn in verdant brink once without it and once with it. then you will know when and where it is good and why.
>>562350451>try getting to the matriarch spawn in verdant brink once without it and once with itDoesnt it spawn automatically? And doesnt the central rally point helicopters take you straight to the matriarch platform?
Went out of my way to do Weapon Proficiency here then never came back.Randomly discovered my other chars can come here through the portalsRandomly left my ranger here after running around.Randomly logged in today on her and joined this on a whim.Pretty cool fight. Even got to tame a pet afterwards. Only downside I guess this is a story spoiler?
what did you do to make him look at you like this
>>562358078Put a shirt back on my mcharr.
>>562350451It's much easier to get there with a skimmer now, I outfly skyscalefags all the time there
>>562354167>having to rely on helicopters don't tell me you really do this...
>cat items are 10g each>i'm fucking brokedo i really need to buy these things...
>>562363162Anon said to try getting to matriarch without a mount, im just reminding people its not as hard as he makes it seem.
>>562364201it's not hard. but it sure is a lot easier when you can just fly there when you want to rotate parked alts. or you can wait until the game says "ok sissy here's your handout". but...you're not a sissy, are you?
>>562365197>wait until the game says "ok sissy here's your handout"Im not quite following. Whats the handout?
>>562365457not telling
>>562365457One free daily sissy for your Gift of Sissies. One of the core items for account progression.
>>562350451remind me again how to get a parked alt there with skyscalei havent parked a char there in a while
>>562366313>makes a comment only to be withholding about itOkay Lucille
femcharr friday
kiss charr daily
>>562366712
>>562366712From branch to branch, like a monkey!
This charr is now judging every post below
Mechanist has one of the most complex rotations and is the hardest elite spec to play
>>562371319truth nuke
>>562371319Many are saying this
>>562371319only good post itt
>>562358226Take it off
>>562371319TRVE
>>562371739>>562373001>>562373057>>562373892The pinnacle of fashion is hitting randomize and dyeing everything Shadow Abyss/Permafrost
>>562374243also true
>>562374243holy shit another banger postkeep them coming
i poopsocked skywatch meta and events all fucking day yesterday. both socks are full, and now i am going to order a pack of 12 pairs of socks on amazon. i got so much done in that zone alone, it was ridiculous + the new player xp booster. everything is going by so quickly i can't miss a single event or else...
>>562378964You just missed one while typing this
that's it, I'm filtering the p-word
>>562348346When you play SotO and do the real skyscale mastery track