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No one says anything about Maruzensky and Gold ship dragging their trainers in broad daylightWhat a weird ass set of scenariosIt's like they don't care about the Trainers' well-being
sex with himbas
Just fuck my shit up this part DESTROYED me. Why can't they all be winners, man. Hits too close to home.
for some reason I completed the three S mission with just two S or higher statsI guess the SS counts as two S's
>>561633046Trainers have no rights. And they never will.
>>561633050Stop being a faggot and man up, she needs you now, so stop being a faggot
>>561633050Crying women make me cry too, anon
>>561633187She always looks like she's about to do a crime.
This is your debut, lady, what are you doing. You far outstat them all, why are you making me waste a clock on this?
AIIIIIIEEEEEEE FUCK YOU GOLD SHIT
>>561633046We have no rights...Everybody will see an uma lugging around a human and assuming it's just trainee x trainer stuff then turn the other way
>>561633050This is sports in general. Sometimes your 100% just isn't good enough.It hurts, but it's also what makes the stories of victory so beautiful.
>>561633050Jobber
>>561633187What's up with the doll?
found these old commercials of JRA and unironically made me teary-eyedhttps://x.com/Kontenasan_bf/status/1813254150567960835https://x.com/Kontenasan_bf/status/1813855057986949466
>>561633403Her name is Maki
>>561633073>SS counts as 2 S'sBravo Cygays
>3rd turn, haven't even done the first training event yet
>>561633437What's up with Maki?
>>561633173how romantic is her career?all the translated stuff to make her like ramonu so idk how her fanarts turn out like that
Chrono wake up
>>561633050She also has a meltdown in Dober's career if you win the Spring Tenno Sho.
>>561633487Mejiro Maki
>>561633447nice rainbow training lol
>>561633046Fght the good fight and whatnot. You should enjoy this nice ticket to Epsatono Island once you need a breather
>>561633430You aren't going to be a jockey
I've noticed that whenever someone post an uma in a weird way that makes the uma in question look bad fans of that uma come to defend her.Most obvious example are Teio posters though by now most actual Teio fans gave up on trying to save her reputation.It does happen with other umas too though, for example the mean Doto posters sometimes get people telling them that Doto would not say mean things like that.But what I noticed is that the Oguri fans never ever say anything about their oshi being the face of gaslighting and being used by posters on this board to spread lies and misinformation. Oguri fans seem to like that their oshi is used for such things. They must be the most evil posters on this board
>>561633563Apologies. What's up with Mejiro Maki?
>>561633554The sexiest hags in history my fucking god I love them so much
>>561633430>Okaeri
>>561633591>tfw love horse riding but too tall to be a jockey
>>561633554No hags
>>561633046You are not going to believe that trainer swapping is a thing, of course that's without the trainers' consentUmas can corroborate an exchange of trainers with whatever dumbshit you can think ofSource: Dream Journey's story
Do umas other than Curren (and Ryan but for different reasons) recognize how lewd they are?
>>561633430Always get wistful seeing stuff like this
>>561633541From her character stories alone she looks much less cryptic than Ramone. From I can see she grooms you to be an ideal nobleman/trainer
>>561633614Bright uses Maki to make Dober feel safe
>>561633430WtfWell now I'm teary eyed too anon. God damnit I'm not immune to Japanese horse racing association propaganda ...
>>561633659Get surgery
>>561633747Nyo I'm not trans
>>561633705what the fuckumas are horrible
>>561633742Ok, that's extremely cute. If I had more carats that would have been enough to make me pull for her.
>>561633659Nigger, tall people can ride horses you just can't ride thoroughbreds in tryhard races.
>>561633705>Dream Journey's storyShe keeps violating our rights?
>>561633593I still don't get why Oguri of all umas became the poster girl for gaslighting, the face she's making doesn't look that scheming to me...
>>561633593You are simply wrong and everything you said was false
>>561633593I take a shower after each time I take a really nasty shit because wiping it off is next to impossible so I simply hoze it off and soap lather/rinse.
>>561633705Reminds me of how professional sport teams can just trade players away.
>>561633050Umamusume has a lot of emotional moments in it. Mejiro Bright seems like such a kind-hearted person that it's sad to see her getting upset.
I want to make Stego dress up in more girly clothesIn fact I hope she gets a gold bikini alt for Summer
>>561633554Need Creek
>>561633541Not at all really. Her onsen trip has light teasing but it's mostly about her being strong. (You) are there to get strong (literally, physically). Honestly it feels more like you're a servant than anything else, again, outside of the onsen trip. And even the onsen trip kind of has weird ass vibes.
almost ug, just needed to be luckier
>>561633593Oguri is an honest umamusume
I believe in Trainer rights
>>561633797Fun keiba fact, Bright was gigachad in life, he was the only one in the ranch who would beat the shit out of Tama when Tamachud was having an episode, he would also beat other horses who annoyed Dober
>>561633827I think every uma or at least a lot of them have the same animation and expression Oguri has. I see the Calstone Light o version of it get posted occassionally. I dunno why it started and why Oguri was chosen. Originally the image was just a normie meme with Fatty written on it.
>>561633828I love this image
>>561633901>it's sad to see her getting upset.Fuck her, she didn't try hard enough.
>>561633914>I want to make Stego dress up in more girly clothesHonestly same.
>>561634107Oguri Crap(As in shit) only wants what's worst for you.
Didn't get a single speed rainbow man I hate this shit
>>561634083[This post was removed by Tracen moderating staff]
>>561634107More like people started giving bad advice with that image and when it turned out to be wrong it became a meme
>>561634182That's the KFC face
>>561633827>, the face she's making doesn't look that scheming to me...Dude do you know where that face comes fromIt's literally her after she added like 500 buckets of KFC to your order that you had to wrestle off her to get her to stopIt's 100% a shit eating grin
>>561634083
>>561634104based
>>561634156>Suzuka>American?????She's not on the burger list.
>>561633659you could always just ride horses for fun
>>561634156suzuka isnt american
>>561634372Orfevre wouldn't do this
>>561634294Not it you're an architect. She earned those buckets.
>>561634305Always carry pepper spray >>561634325>Kris>American I refuse to believe.
>>561634195>(Raw)Dogging Danger and nothing else>1 green + focusHope that was from a parent run pivot
You guys notice that sprinters/dirt-onlys have their star requirement lowered from 300 to 200? It’s like even the devs knew that whole classes of uma were gonna be bricked from this mode.
>complete a run undefeated with 14+ races>complete a run with 3 S statsfuck you, game
I just woke up from a coma, how do I use team sirius card?
kingu love
>>561634306
>>561634447Sorry to inform you anon.
>>561633050win all the races in her career and correct what went wrong in this timeline. that's the beauty of umamusume.
>>561634447In case the sniper rifle wasn't obvious, yeah Niggerboli is American.
>>561634476They have a lower fan threshold for getting ability upgrades in the first career as well.
>>561634484Send that jobber bitch back home where she belongs
Quick! Explain what a horse is to your trainee in the worst way possible!
>>561633050Too bad the scene was ruined because Ryan is in it
>>561634518>Horse of the Year>Twice>$15 millionDefinitely skipping her banner
Umallo
>>561633049Artist?
>>561634468Yes, I usually don't get luck on getting skills when I actually get the fucking hat like I did in this run as well. I'm just giving up on longslop at this point, nothing wants to work, B league here I cum.
>>561634480I had 1200 speed, 1000 stamina and like 995 power and it worked out, I think it's bugged atm so grab it while you can. Or they're just thinking of the newcuties. Could it be that green skills count for it?
>>561634559featherless quadruped
>had another maladaptive daydream where my oshi won CM because I developed a secret team strategy for herIt's getting bad bros...
>>561634553Really? Shiiiet, maybe that’s why all my sprinters are so weak. I kept spamming G2s and G3s on them to hit the fancount, but I guess it was all for nothing lmao
This niggas really want me to believe Yamato Nadeshiko is a Beast??
hey
>>561634736My nigga rabi rickey
>>561634559Hmm...its a creature 4-legged hooved creature that gets scared easily. That's why they're kept away from tigers in Japan. Because then they'd get Tora-uma-tized.
>>561634718Probably has to do with her ASSets
I CANT GET A FUCKING NIMBLE NAVIGATOR HINT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>561634736I don't talk to ear condoms
>>561634736Sopranos Rickey!
>>561634736Bwo why is there no Tachyon rabi? She is the face of the franchise after the moviehttps://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>561634559Cow's body with a face that's a mix between a giraffe and a camelIt's not that hard
>trying to get a king halo for my sprint team>SHE KEEPS LOSING HER RACES>4clocks down, havent even started classic summerAAAIIIEEEEE SAVE ME
>>561633914Also wish these anni dresses weren't so...eye gouging. She's really really cute in uniform but these anni outfits don't really suit everyone.
>>561452218Thank you for doing my request rabi anon
>>561634715
>>561634559You know the centaur stakes? It's like one of those but without a human head on it.
>>561634325those SHOULD be all the american umas currently in game on JP side no?excluding umas like Maya whose parents are both american but was born in japan
Is this the deck for CM 12? I would like to get more Guts but I don't have Ayabe or any of the Guts paypiggy SSRs so I don't think I can Gutsmaxx and still hit 1200 Speed/Power/Wit
>>561634718YeahSilk Hiding Steel is Grass Wonder's whole schtick
>>561634910Man how the fuck are people getting UG umas with decks like this?
>>561634628https://x.com/4nnmrynn/status/2037117165816746002
>>561633659if you twig out you could probably get under the weight limit.
>>561634736>literal groomerHow is this allowed in Tracen?
>>561634976Credit card
>>561634895Yup, a whole American scenario and we get1(one) new burger AND SHE'S AN NPC. its just a screenshot of my target list . I consider umas born in America to be American, having American parents doesn't really do it.Its why I don't consider Maruzensky American.But to each their own. According to Cygames, these are all America related.
>>561634850Ugly boy
>>561634976The deck shits out SS+ rank umas. It's braindead to use. That run had fast learner and I bought a bunch of Gold skills to inflate rank since it's glue cause of no Groundwork
>>561634736Rabi anon, I kneel.
>>561635048Americans born in america>Taiki>Ass Wonder>Hishiama>El Pasa>Digitan>Akebono>Seeking the pearl>Biko>Kris S>K.S. Miracle>Tap Dance CityRaced in america>Espoir City>Japanese superstar cesario>Loves Only You>Red Desire>Yanko>Marche LorraineNamed after a place in america>Manhattan cafeMother was american severely restricting which races they could participate in at the time in japan>MaruzenskyPresent for some reason>Almond Eye
>>561635048Forcing Grass to sing Uma in America!
>>561634836no one asked for a tachyon rabi so far
*cough* *wheeze* spark... reroll... when...
>>561633593teio herself is fine, it's just a certain subset of her fans on this board are hideous trogs
>>561634976its pure stat padding, this uma won't do shit in an actual race
>>561633665
>>561635048>Forever Hag >Al>LoY>Red Desire>two brownsI'm pissed
>>561635151>>561635048>I consider umas born in America to be American, having American parents doesn't really do it.So civic nationalism?Fuck off.Freedom runs in their veins, not the bushido code.
>>561634651Glad I took a green skill just incase, I didnt know such a mission even existed
>>561635167Okay I am asking you now, Tachyon rabi please desu wa
>
>>561633554That New Year's(?) Maruzensky is amazing. If I don't get spooked by that hag during the Fuji/Seiun and Nishino Flower banners I'm using my ticket to get her.
Hishi Akebono
>>561635151>Mother was american severely restricting which races they could participate in at the time in japanIt wasn't even that. Maru was bred in America and her pregnant mom was moved to Japan and Maru was born there. She was rejected for having Burger Blood and since she was born abroad she wasn't considered American.An uma with no country...
>>561635321sure thing
STOP!You have been visited byOFFICERS EISHIN, ROB ROY, AND OGURI OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about them on their birthday >>561634979Thanks
>>561635048But Ai has no ties to america... as far as im awareShe isnt america, doesnt have american parents, and has never raced in americaOdd one out on that list i guess?
>>561634401would be cuter if she did instead of being such a gigantic BITCH all the time
Idk what the card does. It just keeps saying the buff went away and they can't rainbow anymore?
>>561635308Maruzensky betrayed America, she needs to stay in Japan.
Steamy uma feet!
>>561635190So what deck am I supposed to run?
>>561634850This is a boy in a dress you gay pedo
>>561635431it lasts for four turns, best way to control it is to proc the last event during classic takarazuka kinen, so that you'll have guaranteed rainbows during summer
My gorgeous and moist German wife.
What to do once clocks run out? I used 150 clocks already since TB started and only have 200 left...
>>561635456She didn't.She exported the American Spirit and used it's power to subjugate the Japanese.
>>561635393>maruzensky is half maple leafdamn
>>561635414I need to be Eishin's prisoner of love
>registration started nyo... I'm not ready....
>>561635380I wish she was my wife
Is Makie the canon wife ?
>>561635421
>>561635420She really wanted to sing Uma in America
>>561635380>>561635601
>>561634850there are few umas who would genuinely look better in a suit, but stego is probably the biggest example
>>561635529>What to do once clocks run out?We will start using carats
>>561635625soft and warm...i kinda get it now?
>>561635475Thank you for making the thread smell like stinky vinegary uma stockings
>>561635414I don't like the scotchOguri is alrightFlash is boring but does the leaning forwards victory animation to show off her massive tits so she's alright as well
If this is what I think it means I've only done this once with a guts Kawakami Princess
>>561635657welp
>>561635529I really regret not buying them from the shop in my first month playing, there was a point where I even ran out of them trying to beat URA with Rice Shower lmaoSitting at 820 currently, started MANT almost at 900. Not looking good.
>>561635649I wish more people drew Uma in suits women in suits is my very specific fetish. And not the copout skirt versions either, or the ones that don't have ties.
>>561635541I don't want the hag in America, again.>>561635393She probably ruined all races.
>>561635607Maybe
>>561635634i can excuse the outfit change, but i really wish Shakur kept her tattoos in the final design. if there was a mod that put them on her i would download that in seconds.
Post something cute
>>561635801
>>561635779You're gay
>>561634774
>>561635721
>>561635801Wish we would move to other/betterchan so I can post 5 images per post. Oh and also soundpost without niggerigging it with scripts.
>>561635521>>561635569
>>561635475
retard
>do quick URA run for the sprint race missions>2nd>can't clockfuck...
>>561635878Offboard traitor! Begone! Away with you!
>>561635936That's my cute retard
>>561635794Tattoos aren't cute
>>561635779imo the ones i would consider best in suits are>stego>fenomeno>brian>festa>shakur>gimlet>vodka
>>561635943I needed a new Bakushin for TT, MANT is going to be great for these weird races missions
>Start using the Team card>Have two really nice runs for my standards>Decided to make a dreaded long uma>Make my best uma ever, including a new scenario record>It's just a mid S+Thinking that people shit out UG uma is insane to me
>>561636024Rudolf too.
>>561635985Imagine being a trainerless uma and having to see shit like that every day at the track during practice
>>561636025It's the sixty seven number!
>>561636018shakur isn't cute either, what's your point?
>When I see an unraped Torena walk the halls
>>561636074That can't be real, Haru Urara has oneThe biggest jobber of them all
>>561635414Ogurin and Rob are really cute.Flash is my wife!
>>561636098She should've never existed
is the new free card shit in TB?i barely get to use its rainbow training because of the constant races
>>561636025WAHEY
what if i raped the umas before they rape me
Bros were right about taking up Mayano, I just need to figure out the issue with power now thanks bros....
Sweepy I swear to fucking God if you fuck this up for me again I'm going to train you specifically to delete you.
>>561636176see >>561635509
>>561636176>Get a ton of stats and other shit through recreation>Friendship trainings are free of charge mini rainbows with resistancesIt's pretty alright, especially for f2p.
>>561636137?
>>561636137Urara despite never winning became a legendary race horse and in turn a legendary uma. She is also the cutest uma ever!
>>561636212In Falco I trust. I will not be tempted...
>>561636154>he waifus a rapist
>>561633542
>>561636226>that deckI think you can actually ignore Mayano and just get Fuku
>>561636231what is wrong with this artist>>561636296what is wrong with this rapist german
>>561636218Then you have already fallen into their trap.
>>561636226use power sparks
Sweep Tosho, now that's one sexy mare.
At last... After all this time... Vouchers, crystals, carets... I've bent luck to my own will...
>>561636228Three runs in a row I hate you.
>>561634484
>>561636325not if you want restless
>>561636251>trainerless umasif urara can get one, all of them can
>>561636296She is German and so am I. It's meant to be.
>>561636390Actually, yeah you're right. I'm retarded.
>>561636382STOP SEDUCING ME YOU GERMAN HARLOT! I DONT WANT TO GO TO DÜSSELDORF IM HAPPY IN THE EAST!
>>561634484id love her more if she could win races and not burn my clocks
literally who?
Grasperhttps://jiggie.fun/grasper
>>561636325I was using Fuku prior to this >>561630840 and it was painful>>561636357I'll have to check if I have any decent power parents with some mile sparks on it
>>561635904cute
>>561636432>spoilerEin zweiter Ossi...
>>561636472My wives 2nd daughter
>>561636472My future CM ace
>4 mood downs in classic>2 mood downs in senior >not a single cupcake to be seen
>>561634836BECAUSE SHE'S REDDIT SHIT
>>561636379>>561310198
>>561635943>two races on 0 energy in MANT >literally no problems>two races on 0 energy in URA >mood down>skin outbreak>mood down >at the mercy of the infirmary since no itemsWe can't take MANT for granted...
>>561636408Umas want capable trainers The fact that Urara is still a jobber while having a trainer means the trainer is also a jobber (aka useless)No one wants that, he might as well not exist
...you rolling?
Eh.
>>561636564>this trainer never won the arima kinen with urarangmi
>>561636523Schön das wir uns verstehn, was afraid someone would think I'm a pol or something.
>>561636573Absolutely
>>561636564Urarabros....our response???
>>561636472The Golden Generation & Tsuyoshi 3
I love Uma Musume!
>>561636573>brown >American >school shooter No
>>561636573Yes, for my brown wife!
>>561636618nta but I'm confident it may as well be one of the brownest templates, at least in my recent memory.
>>561636573Yes, better question is:How many are you rolling?
>>561636573Symboli Kris Sex
>>561636534>>561636536I really like Rudolf, but how did he manage to sire two literal who jobbers?
>>561636573Needed for autismaxxing
>>561635612
>>561635406following up with a request for a special week rabi after that, the ACTUAL face of the franchise, whenever possible
>>561636024
>>561635779i think the tie makes it gay
>>561636635Nah I got you bro.
>>561635794tattoos get you banned from racing with the URA for being uma yakuza
https://x.com/eepytosho/status/2017659232644960392
>>561635414always impressed that zenno rob roy is an autumn triple crown winnerenjoyed following oguri's story, love this plushiewish eishin flash would spook me, she looks nice
>shit rainbows>missed epithets>jobbed random G1s>still almost capped speedholy hell
What side are you on? ORDER or CHAOS!?
>>561636872I should get some new image material, but I'm a lazy cunt. Oh well>>561636959Lmao that's incredibly funny and neat.
>>561636973>shit umasNeither
>>561637082
>>561636959Taiki is ridiculous though. She wins most if not all races with just her unique and her events/skills feel almost min/maxed for Pace chasing.
>>561637060https://youtu.be/9Xikf_cgA1k
>>561636069>>561636796i guess if you have the bifauxnen look that also works, but they can also wear dresses and be fine. the really gruff tomboy umas just look silly in dresses.
>>561636959wtf is this deck retard, you have no useful golds
>>561637060I wonder what she's upset about
>>561637060wtf is her problem
>>561637060what is her problem
>>561637049Cool mom
>>561637060she is so fucking cool....
>open first shop>the shit first tier wit books and the shit megaphonei euthanize
I can skip Tickezo's story without missing anything important right? Literally her first scene in tracen
>>561637212I want to nibble on my cute wives soft and mushy winter coat ears so much holy shit you have no idea oh my god I'm going to fucking die aaaaaaaaa
>>561637189>>561637197>>561637202(You) forgot her birthday.
Idk why I even bothered...
we should have gotten post euro trip buck broken sirius that acts like rice shower instead,
>>561637180Nah I really don't agree. They all look fine in the uniform, it's just that the dresses NEED to be tailored to them. Which is why Gimlet's alt looks great on her, for example. It's the generic shit that everyone gets that looks wrong on them.
>>561637284Nevermind there's an option to read it without a voice
Whomst
>>561637429I took the Shakur from you
>>561636708most foals, even those born from famous horses, are so unnoteworthy that they have no chance of becoming umamusume. it really just amounts to chance.
>>561633430*Teary eyed* wtf man
>>561637379This thought arouses a very complicated feeling within me.Almost makes me want to write a fic for it.
This shit seems so forced nigga, she was fine last night when talking about Suzuka and completely confident in her dreamJaps can't tell stories man, it's always the same overthinking garbage
>>561636573her voice is really hot
>>561637429Teio or Tama
Do I even want double right handed/spring runner if I capped speed? Or does this speed buff goes beyond the cap?
>>561637320Good, we don't support jobbers.
>>561637284The part where she tries to help you think in chapter 5 has funny aneurysm sounds from her
>>561637483>>561637449BIGLY APPRECIATED BRO
>>561637503>Or does this speed buff goes beyond the cap?yes, but it's better to just get single circle of both
>>561637320oops. do you think she'd be fine with a birthday card and cheap perfume from a dollar store?
>>561637463cb is so hot but i hate her outfit
>>561637301
>final race>orchestral version of Blaze starts playingKINO
>>561637479You need to stop getting your critical thinking skills from internet reviews
>Sprint RivalShe must be REALLY bored
>>561637320oh no
>>561637630Her trainer rejected her advances
>>561637534congrats anon
KIMI TO
>can use Goldship with Team Sirius cardThe fuck you mean she isn't part of Team Sirius
Oshi on oshi violence will sometimes be tolerated
>>561637479>is completely lost with no goal>see's a fr*nch invader>almonds activate>becomes a chud>wins
>>561637743YUME O KAKERU YO
>>561637768gold ship goes where she pleases
>oh boy, who should I choose to train with the new Sirius card?>choose Taishin>Give Up on first summer
>>561637768Goldship is whatever she feels like being that day
Kitasan Nigger deck for this cm?
>>561637768she's the guy who hangs out but isn't part of the friend group
>>561637774We don't tolerate strong umas
>>561637624Retard I bet you think this is good writing
You guys should be nicer to one another
>>561637768Funniest thing is she's the first one to be on the "team"
special week equipping her chud outfit is like when jim carrey puts on the mask
>>561636973>based umasBoth
>>561637892>we
>>561637919I would never ever say mean things to other anons
Why don't these umamusume respect me even though I'm an oji-san?
>>561637919No browns
>gives you Team Sirius
>>561638012>brownwashingGet arrested retard
>>561638036*takes it away*
>>561637210
>>561637976
What kind of deck do you guys use on your onige suzukas?
How are you liking team Sirius card so far?
>>561637534HOLY, that's nice
>>561638116You can't oonige on MANT, unless you mean sacrifical suzuka then just use whatever to pass the career
*gives you fall runner*
What's the goal in grooming your own trainer?I don't get Gentildonna
>>561636104B-but I'm saving my virginity for my wife!
Why did you decide to get slacker instead of skin outbreak when I only have the rich hand cream to fix it...
>>561637386gimlet is so fucking hot in this dress holy shit I'm gonna CHUUNIBYOOOOOOOUUUUUU
>manage to hit 1100/1200/1100/600/700 statline>surely this must be a decent spark>1* Wit>1* Pace Chaser
>>561638198Damn trainer got that Hank Hill ass but I'm still tapping
>>561638215your team sirius bwo?
>>561637759What the fuck
>>561638192Slavery
>>561638242>surely this must be a decent sparkDo you know the actual chances for blues? Can you state them?
>>5616381163 ash blossoms and maxx c
DON'T STOP NO DON'T STOP TILL PENIS WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAAAAAAAH
Whitewashing brown umas is a crime against humanity
>>561638192Marriage?What else?
>>561638283You heard her.Neigh.
Rape frontrunners, behaed frontrunners, karatechop a frontrunner, roundhouse kick a frontrunner into an active volcano, defecate on a frontrunner meal, throw frontrunners in a pool full of acid
i'm slowly, slowly getting unbricked...
This Ace becoming a Parent thing is pretty comfy. Basically 2 runs in 1. Japs are the most retarded people to think this scenario sucks
>>561637892
>>561638192Marriage
>>561638116I used this for mine, Dober's just here for the 45 SP event. If your game plan doesn't involve her keeping the lead all the late-race to guarantee pure heart isn't whiffed on your fronts you could probably run someone with debuffs like SR marvelous/aoi instead.
Is it worth running with 3LB
>>561638352Brown umas aren't attractive, and they don't sell.
>>561638465>all the late-raceUntil late-race
>>561638304If you want to be a prick just make a reaction post.10% 3*, 70% 2*, 20% 1*10% 3*, 70% 2*, 20% 1*10% 3*, 70% 2*, 20% 1*5% 3*, 45% 2*, 50% 1*5% 3*, 45% 2*, 50% 1*>wow you know the spark chance therefor you should know getting that 1* Wit was feasible
>>561638476No
>>561637985based and kindness-pilled friendship-maxxer
>>561638368>>561637759
i skipped the new story again
>>561638594>>561638464Men just want one thing... When will women step up? Standards are in hell right now
dangerous uma
>>561638613Based
>tachyon legends releases>multiple posts bullying (beating) her>taishin legends releases>not a lot of posts about bullying her
>>561638535i find solace in that we can at least get 2+ stats 1100+ reasonably consistently, but i still need the fucking spark passes
>>561638535>1/5 chance to roll wit>Into an 1/2 to get 1 starA low chance, but still possible!>If you want to be a prick just make a reaction post.While amusing, how will that ever help you learn?
>>561638681taishin has received enough bullying since cm2
>>561638653>/ss/No
>>561638326I hope those shits gets banned from master duel fuck handtraps in a bo1 format>>561638465Debuff suzuka sounds cancerous as fuckI'll try that out thanks
>>561638714I want to discipline this fatass
>>561638681That's cause THE POTENTIAL uma is already a joke. Plus bullying a midget is like, totally rude. You do that in private.
>>561638681i don't like agnes
>>561638714Because you're not wanting anyone to learn, you just want to be a faggot.
>>561638681everyone has already had their laughs with taishit
>>561637985kawakami princess would tho
>>561638681I'm not unlocking the midget.
>>561638753I don't recall typing this.>>561638764boo hoo hoo, crawl back to the slots machine.
>>561638476how can this be?literally everyone has 10-20k+ club points by now
>>561638753You will be disciplined by her fat ass instead.
>look up Reddits Carat calculator>It says we have 20k/mo incomeWhat is this gaslight?https://youtu.be/W0LS8Zh9iZc
Idk the right deck for Fuji Kiseki. Even with 2Speed 2 Wit she doesn't reach high enough Wit while Speed, Power and Stam aren't quite as high as it could be,
>>561638827>>561638868Isn't Discipline a scat vn?
>>561638827>posting a fat umaKill yourself
>speed wit and stamina cards are all in power for 4 turns straightAre you girls retarded or what?
>>561638889teiobro btw
Wowzers
i think sweepy is autistic
Mirako is so cute
>>561638827Already doing another run. Just letting you know you're brown and you act like it.
>>561638893
>>561638934it's the vegetables
Why the sudden rise of Mirako posters? I thought she had like 1 fan here
>you can LOSE the rainbow buff from the sirius cardWHAT HOOOOOW
>>561638970lasts for 4 turns
>staygoldnigger not posting his results but still shitting up the thread Is he done pretending he plays the game? Ntrfaggot has also been oddly quiet
>>561638714>>561638827>>561638868
>>561638970It only lasted 2 turns for me.
>>561638968and he is posting right now
>>561638993Probably already switched to avatarfagging another uma.
wish me luck bros
>>561638993they went back to posting in umajp
>>561638993Obsessed.
>>561639070manwhore
What's the news on Sweepbot? Did players actually get banned?
>>561639136no?
So we're all running Risky Business for long CM, right? No pussies here.
>>561639113There you are my indian friend
>>561638681taishin is cute and tachyon is cringe so I curbstomp her once in order to steal her shoes that I might sniff their odd chemical odor at my caprice but ne'er 'gain
>>561638893every day until you like it
>>561639070Kitasan is going to murder you
>>561639070Luv me some human hags>>561639130Men can't be whores
>nose>noseI almost got raped
>>561639136hehe
>>561639234I will buy you an anni pack if you suck my dick
>>561638968Can't speak for other anons but I like lazy/chubby characters
>>561638945Thanks for giving me a skin color, much like the game gave you a 1 wit 1 pace chaser.Keep the blogposts coming, wouldn't want to miss when the game gives you 2 guts 1 mile.>>561638968
Assuming we get another one months later, who do I use my tickets on? Super Creek or Nice Nature? Both at 0LB
How do we stop XOguri + double dominator next CM?
>>561639343>Both at 0LBI'd save the ticket until I know who spooks me
>>561639343For 1.5 anni, get Super Creek, you missed out on NN
>>561639329>talking about the game is blogpostingThe brown mind.
>>561639313I am tempted but that's just me being bisexual, not a whore
>>561638968Mirako is Topro sister, so I naturally really like her too
>>561638993>>561628287
>>561639343nice nature feels way more useful for mant but i dunno how she fares in future careers
LMAO
>>561639374With your own, stronger xoguri
>>561639343Just save, Creek has a rerun coming around August
>>561639420>Paceyour head-on and NSM?
>>561639374leave them to me
Do I gutsmaxx oguri next CM, or just rock some power cards?
>>561639343Everyone's telling me to save up for Creek but she can't even reach orange before summer camp or until the end of the run on my runs
>start not clocking races just to get through mant faster>umas start winning against the odds????
>>561639374just be a lategawd with dominator
>Taishin dupe from free tickets Thank you Cygames
Am I better off using only kitasan as my only front and assuming other kitas will be in the room?I worry that If i use an all-front team, bourbon/maruzen will just deny kitasan her ult which sort of kneecaps the team
It's her birthday today. Make sure to wish her a happy birthday and thank her for all the advice she gave you
sweepy, use the damn clock
>Win a G1 by at least 7 lengthsI'm guessing this is easiest in Long G1s?
>>561639593It's a rock-paper-scissors game, so you're going to get mixed results, but likely yes, you're better off using a solo front. Round 1 and 2 will likely not see much Fronts, and Round 3, 4, and final match will likely have Kitasans and Bourbons. Kitasan - Taishin - Gold Ship is probably the most meta and best WR you can go.
>>561639070>all of them unlocked their dates before the last turn of the junior yearholy horndogs
I genuinely don't get guts still, like it just feels like stat inflation but the uma BARELY gets any betterYou're devoting an entire card deck to... one duel at the end of the race? That's it? So when duel starts you essentially get an extra gold velocity skill? You could have just used speed/power cards and effortlessly capped both while having plenty of stam on the side so the stam benefits of guts don't matter eitherThe ONLY runner type I can vaguely see the vision on is fronts since they can get a guts speed boost twice (spot struggle + duel) but I genuinely don't get it for the other 3 race types
>>561639690my nyopera just does that casually during mant
>>561639593You should think about it in terms of team win rate, not just kita win rate. The game is too random for a roughly equal strength bourbon to beat kita to unique 100% of the time, so when kita pulls ahead and wins great, if not then believe in your bourbon/maru who are perfectly capable of winning a bunch too with kita inherit.
>>561638602Ahh, thank you anon. Exactly what I was looking for.
>>561639604thanks, oguri
>>561639412Just how hard is their CM if that rank is still only Group BAlso based for oshigaming I guess
>>561639763>believe in your bourbon/maru who are perfectly capable of winning a bunch too with kita inherit.I guess I was under the assumption that those two could NOT beat goldship/taishin
We meet again, Riko
Is Zenno Rob Roy rated highly because of having both RH/LH and pace/late savvy? I'd like to roll for a support card soon since I can use my tickets freely without getting a dupe sooner.
>>561639593>Solo frontJust win the front game
>>561639778US/LG is usually where A tiers reside now and even then you can still get fucked and get some loser with a US in B tier.
Say something nice about the umamusume icon, the protagonist Specute
Ever got this feeling?
lmao faggot suck my dick nigger where the fuck do you think we are
>>561639859That's assuming US/LG is full on meta card deck right? Guess it isn't any different to us right now
>>561639730>You're devoting an entire card deck to... one duel at the end of the race?1. It's trying to get UG rank and high rated umas for TT. You're not going to see2. With Guts you can max Speed, Power, Guts, and get a solid Wit. If you can get an Uma with maxed Guts as opposed to not with a 2 speed, 3 Wit, whatever deck, why not do it?
>>561639883Every time I see my trainee get brocked
>>561639892racism isn't nice or cool gwo
how good is the xoguri unique as inherit?this grandparent shit keeps procing in inspirations more than the parents lmao
>>561639930>That's assuming US/LG is full on meta card deck right?Yep.Ai with 2 debuffersChrono with 2 debuffersOrfevre with 2 debuffers
>>561639892lmao chud
>>561639883>Late start>Rushed>Trapped in a crowd
>01:55:02What burger time is it
>>5616400523AM ESTMidnight PST
>>561639946I wasn't really mentioning TT, more talking about the actual strength of the uma. As my post mentioned I'm already aware that guts inflates your score, but I guess the point I was trying to make was that it's pointless/not accurate inflation
>>561639892The mod at this hour is a brow SEA monkey, he gets really upset when you call them out for doing the most awful shitposts
How the fuck do you get that stamina with just 1 Creek?
>>561639892>>561640102PATRIOTS
>>5616401269 stamina sparks sounds about right
Should I use Riko or Sky for Escape Artist for building Kitasan?
>>561640161retard
>>561639990>debuffer gameAAIIEEEE
>>561639892Getting flashbacks to a different board...
mfw when i see bofa proc when the gates openfuck this gay ass gane
>>561640126Has rikoNot that hardOtherwise, no idea because solo creek usually lands at 800-900 stamina
>>561640161I would use Riko if MLB SSR
is BEST IN JAPAN the skill from the sirius card the one i sneed to get if i want the FREE special week alt?
>>561640178ok but pls respond
>>561640258yeah, if you get an uma with that save it for later
>>561640258Yeppers but that's still on part 2
>>561640126Simply become better.
>>561640258Yes
Being an NTR avatarfag is the most SEA you can be.
I don't even know how to build debuffers in MANTHints don't matter since 90% of your skills come from rival races. Also finding debuff parents on ANY website is impossible
I forgot that1.) creek can get you like 80 stamina training by herself2.) she is never on stamina
>>561640280Do we get a new card for part 2? >>561640302Build them on URA anon
Happy birthday old man
Glad I cleared the missions in 3 attemptsSON OF A BITCH ITS GRASS WONDERWHY DOES THE BEAST HAVE SHIT CARDHALF ANNI- SHAKUR1ST ANNI - GRASS I REALLY HAVE DOGSHIT LUCK WITH THIS GAME
>>561640292Better than being a tranny loving staygospic
>>561640302>Also finding debuff parents on ANY website is impossibleRetard
>>561640269pls don't buy rushing gale bwowhat lb is your sky/riko?can you still hit the rb threshold with sky?escape artist is an agemasen just so you know
You guys are fucking retarded
>>561640283I feel like if you swapped the guts cards for wit cards that suzuka would be MUCH stronger, even if the score isn't the same
>>561640349>Do we get a new card for part 2?I don't know. I don't really research in advance and only spoiled by the threads for supreme racist spechud
>>561640434Where do you think you are
>he cleated-10 energy+40 staminaIron will hint +2
>>561640435What the fuck is Grass' problem? WHY DOES IT MATTER IF EL WANTS TO FUCK HER TOREINA?
>>561637768They mention Goldshi hasn't made her debut yet in the current episode, so she can't officially be scouted yet and join the team. It is funny she's literally in the art for the card while Suzuka is on the iPad yet the former can use the card while the orange autist can't.
>>561640380he's so fucking OLD
>>561640504Grass was there first
>>561640435>pussyblocking your fellow uma from HER trainerwhat the fuck ass wonder
>>561640474not even ironic do people seriously cleat cards they haven't fully maxxed yet?
>Can't MLB Team Sneedius because I spend all the CP on gaylo stars because I had a bunch of them saved up and assumed I would have 0 needs for them in the future
Pasa has such lewd tits
>>561640565>>561640504El's trainer is white
>>561639763Huh what site shows that data?
>>561640571F2Poorfags are facing a struggle we’ll never truly understand.
>>561640615In fifty days those fat udders will be on my face...
Weak-willed trainer
>>561640637https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/umalogsRoom data for 30k spectated rooms
spiritually all kentucky umas are hispanic because all the farm hands are
I'm starting to really like fronts but I worry I'm going to just depress myself trying to roll cards for themTalk me out of it
Cute
TS is so ass
>>561640710>ayalizGod bless this data autist across all games they touch
>already unlocked all the legend race umasWHAT'S THE POINT
>>561640728Don't fall for the front = whale propaganda anon
borrow NTR or Fukukitaru?
>>561640714the spics down there also fuck the mares since latinas this days are fucking mentally ill
>>561640728You post in a thoroughly brown manner so I'm torn between telling you to fuck off, and forcing you to suffer as I have with fronts.
>just want to train my Umas with Red Shift>have to borrowI hate being Maruzenskylet so fucking much. Not even available in daily legend races.
>>561639763Is there REALLY that many runaways in the ultra-longslop CM? I find it kind of hard to believe rooms had THAT many suzukas
uuuuuuuu umadacchi uuuuuuuu umapyoi umapyoi kimi no aiba ga
>>561640768>long CMFuku, Bikope if you can't cap>med CMTop Road
Umagrok edit Taishin into this erotic game
>>561640728 front is boring, be a late/endchud, feel the Dopamine everytime your oishis accelerate to the max and take over all other horses in the final cornerI kinda get the appeal of horse gambling after trying this gayme
HOLY FUCK GREEN WOMAN JUMP SCARE
i wish sex with umas was real
>>561640904If only sex was real anon...
>>561640764Dunno, maruspeed, bourbonwit(premium edition) palmer... that's a lot to worry about on top of the usual popular cards>>561640818You lost me there, shouldn't I have to type like "skskks" or "la" or something like that? But don't worry I'm already suffering with Kita careers
>>561640832Rooms are filled with buhis and ultra optimized autists. Fat chance you'd even see a single Suzuka in the real cm
>>561640426they're both mlb55 with sky, 60 with riko
>>561640832>>561640946Artist?
When openai dies, do you think the sloppa guy will just repost his pool of old sloppa art forever
>>561640869ends don't gamble at all, spurt is the most consistent accel in the entire game and everyone has to gamble with NSM so they're not special in that regardFronts = whalesPace = retards/normiesLates = gamblersEnds = boring tryhard f2poors
>>561640832If you run Suzuka then your front(s) win harder.If there's several and you have the strongest front then you win the race.
>>561640571but muh heckin TWO rolls per months bro PLEASE IT'S IMPORTANT
>>561641046it cant die bro
>>561640957The average room winner in that dataset is 18044 rating, I'd be surprised if the average group A uma was much weaker since that's not that high of a bar.
>>561641046>implying there aren't alternatives>implying he can't do it on a machine bought from patreon comms
>cumback
>>561640850Is Clymeme still dead. Thats my last fap from his game
>>561641046The video stuff is already dead anonI'm glad I made as much non-stop fetish porn as I could at the time, but it's kind of heartbreaking to get completely addicted to a completely new kind of porn then realizing it's gone for goodimage generation is really cheap and can be done locally from SEA-tier computers so that's not going away.
deep throat umamusume ears
>>561640998i would choose seiunyou hardly have the turns to recreate unless your shops or trainings are shitescape artist is a nice bonus too
>>561641205Wait so AI porn games with animation are all kill?
>>561641149It broke even though I didn't do anything (it's been restored)Good evening, this is Crimenia.The morning before yesterday, when I tried to start my PC, I heard a beeping noiseThe BIOS screen appeared.When I check what's going on, the CPU fan isn't working.When I opened the case and looked, it was definitely stuck.It's broken. At a time like this.CPU fans die suddenlyThis is the first time I've heard that if it stops, you can't use your entire PC.I quickly ordered it from Amazon and finally got it at 8pm today.Even though I installed it, the part that holds the previous fan in place was too stiff to removeI gave up and just gently put it on top while it was on its side.For now, it's working so that's fine.I back up my data to cloud storage just in caseI was able to use a laptop, so even if it was a little less efficient, I still had to workDone.Even if you just assume it will happen, it can be upsetting when it actually happens.When I quickly opened the case, I cut my wrist.It's a part that moves a lot, so the scratches open up a lot.#trust the plan
Is there a difference between using a super high affinity double-circle mant parent vs a just-barely double circle parent?
>>561641092I agree, but I doubt the runaway + double front comp is going to be common to encounter
I dunno if I should grind suzuka or taiki with my legend races
>>561641291yes
>>561641265oguri mom was a piece of shit, cygames is telling a lie here
>>561641205d-dont say that.....I'm sure they can grow more ram...
>>561640832you can actually see the samples usedit's a tiny amount of runaways compared to comp with ends
>>561641291Real answer is double circle lets you get more inspirations from whites, blues, pinks, and chance of gold inspirations.My answer is RNG still fucks me up very hard even with double circle parents, so, no.
>>561641092normal players aren't sniffing 18000 and a lot of them will be in group A
>Ace run with actual parents>Never hits the stats I want>Throwaway run to wrap up missions>hit the speed+stam, 3 greens, all event chains finishedevery single time
>>561641352Muslimpanese Umashiko police's going to bury entire of Japan in their own excrement over this
>maru is not in the daily legend racesAIEEE YOU TOLD ME I WOULD FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO SAG HEX BUT I DON'T, WHY CYJEWS, WHY
>>561641283For now, yes. Currently all AI companies are running the fuck away from video because it costs them WAY too much moneyOn top of it, all major sloppa companies have also went ULTRA hard on censorship the past month, so even if you buhi'd for an AI model (lmao) you wouldn't be able to generate anything. You went from being able to do ass expansion bimbofication of a fully nude woman in grok to it completely locking your account if your animation has a woman with a hint of cleavage or tummy. (just one example, all popular producers cracked down similarly)TLDR it's dead until some infinite money company steps into the ring that also isn't terrified about porn
>get two training facilities to level 5so am i supposed to do this one in unity because that is NOT happening in MANT
>>561641368wasn't the story that she didn't know how to be a mom and oguri himself born with weaker legs that wouldn't let him properly feed himself
>1* medFuck you
>>561641530MANT was originally supposed to be just URA but with items and buying items for facilities. It wasn't supposed to be racing 24/7
>>561641530yepperstime for you to actually do kitasan/mambo/dia/bright's career
>>561641530you can bakushin it on URA, I would never recommend anyone touching unity ever again
>>561641265>>561641368She is CUTE
>>561641507next batch
>>561641557Oguri was born weak and it's normal for animals to abandon their weak offsprings
>50 days of grinding to get taikibros........
Biwa...
>>561641679cant' be called "grinding" if you press a button a day
Is this card useful for anything, I got it for free but would I ever use it? Parent card?
>>561641509I have made fun of whales here but I will respect them FAR MORE than any pathetic soul who fucking pays for AI
>>561641563hold on to it for tachyon event zwo
>>561641707bigwa hugehead
we should get TWO legend races a day because of acceleration at LEAST
>Team Sirius effect goes away after a couple of turnsWtf, this is garbage.
>>561641724pretty good parent card, but I'm not sure at what LB. decent anti-late debuffer too
>>561641667i see
>>561641739BEEG DOG
still 40 something days to taiki sluttle
>>561641584>kita's career is absolutely dogshit and has the worst senior year of ANY CHARACTER IN THE GAME>mambo's career literally FORCES you into a mcqueen career ended situation except you can't bail out of it since hopeless stakes is the first mediumit's kind of funny how many MANT-debut umas have absolutely HORRIBLE careers that you're not aware of at all
team sirius is fucking bugged with riko, two runs in a row where she doesnt give me the date
>>561641739Fat Uma mons
LICK THE PLATE CLEAN
Hm. I've decided to purchase the Trainer below me for 4000 carats. Please have him processed and ready to ship to my usual location by the end of the week. His trainee might do something so please take care of her as we don't want an messy incident like last time. I'll see you on the island.
Which one?
kitachan testing her singing voice is adorable
>>561641847But consider this Mambo a cute
>>561641913Suzu
Every uma should aerodynamic like this
>>561641913Suzuka's more impactful, but I don't think you'll be able to finish it considering Satono Island and all.
>>561641913nyopera is the good version so suzuka
I wonder how I've worked remake MANT with hindsight
>>561640258QRD? Is it a Alt uma or costume?
isn't it worrying for a horse like brian to like meat so much
Does this passive account for group cards? Running Speed/Wit/Power/Group
Finally unbricked.
>>561642037Alt Uma, you get to use the costume on her OG and Summer, she is the strongest in Arima Kinen btw
CYGAMES SUCKS COCK I WANT UMA TO HAVE 50000 DOUJINS LIKE FATE OR GRANBLUE DOES
>>561642052Pal and Group are card types
>>561641530I've did the three missions (Sprint A, Dirt A and Two training facility lvl5) in URA in one go using Taiki Shuttle
It's funny, the only two launch umas I'm missing are Spe and Maru, but I ended up getting their swimsuit alts instead.
>>561642119Got it, thanks anon.
do they ever have double lesbian race ticket events
You might not like it but this is your pov.
>>561641707Beautywa Hayahottie
who the fuck are these no names umas in Team Sirius? what the fuck do they add to the story?
>>561642303Wrong, this is mine.
>>561642407they are wives for nobody trainers like me
>>561642215Do you mean daily race?
i just got raped
>>561642303>Cat POVOh what a joy it'd be to be born as a house cat with good owners
I no longer dislike Tickezo
>enroaching shadow sweepy ate all my 5 clocksWhose bright idea was this
what causes this?
>>561642863it's randombut I assume if you don't constantly take the rainbows they go away
just spent some scout tickets i got from the special missions...
Rate Spechud story
>>561642893can uhcan they come back or is the run just fucked
I wonder how many people can't afford Team Sirus because they cleated all the other cards from the shop.
>>561642906 (me)i kinda wanna treasure it forever instead of cleating it...
>>561642935it comes back randomly
>>561642935To copypaste from a guidePure Passion is known to be obtained through 3 ways, and can last for a few turns:On the random event, We're All Shining Stars, that enables Recreation for Team Sirius.On the last Recreation event, The Meaning of Support, unlocked after completing Recreation with all 6 Team Sirius members. This event chain is 7 turns in total.Can occur randomly after practicing with Team Sirius.
>>561642907It fucking sucks, I have never been more pissed at a videogame
>>561642946cute spes
>>561643060It's diabolical that they release her banner along with this story
>>561643114is he being drained?
>>561643118Intern really hates her, they even forced her to do the humiliation concert
>>561643208His semen soon after
>stats by senior early feb in a non stamina deck with oguri just racing and racing and racing every other 2 races with no training at all>trainings are 2/1/1/1/2This scenario makes no fucking sense
>>561643392It works because she's Oguri Cap as in Peak
>>561643392I think you should forgo some g2/g3 in classic/junior year to lvl up your facilities. I know they want you to go balls deep on racing and stack summer for that ONE IN A 100 high roll run, but thats soul crushing the other 99 times. You get what I mean?
She’s perfect
>>561643545who?
>>561643563His wife.
>>561642907it's not over yet....
>>561643545>one more year for Tsuru
Air jihad FORGOTTEN
>get the GOAT parent card>but this is only the best parent card at MLBt-thanks cygays......
>>561643720It's sad how it's basically impossible for him to get into the game because of that name despite being part of Golden Gen
so when are we getting a team sirius /uma/ guide
I like DAAAHBY now
how good is goldship kitasan suzuka for this CMalso how make long runaway suzuka
>>561643868here's your guide: pray to shiraoki the group starts dating you ASAPuse everything, except for the last one, prioritizing stats for easier racesuse the last one during classic takarazuka kinenenjoy rainbows
>>561643924retard esl fuck off
>>561643924>long runaway suzukaLong E, load up with midrace skills, then just pass her career on URA
>>561643924There should be a guide on how to make a Suzuka oonige if you scroll up. I don't train Kita and Goldship though however
>>561643194
>>561643960but how it do
I somehow didn't know we were getting a 3* SSR ticket. Got Biko with mine, about as well as it could have gone, now she's 2lb. I could use the crystal for 3lb so she'd be usable, but fuck that, saving that for Tachyon/Maru/Ramonu. We'll probably have another rainbow crystal by the time Ramonu drops, which would be sweet.
>>561643891UWAAAAAAAAAAA
I just killed 2 borrows before 1st summer
Kitasan, please stop giving me +1 straightaway adept hints.
guts mog gawds
>>561642907I like NEXT FRONTIER but I was hoping for a new song...I guess that is for part 2.
haha sixty seven..
>>561643937how are you gonna get your friendship with your other cards if you're recreationing every free turn
>>561643937Does the rainbow effect go away after a fixed set of turns, or is it random?If it's a fixed set of turns that's awful, missing the Takarazuka Kinen is so bad if you need coins or a shop refresh.
soon
Palmer next
>>561644298Seems random from my experience
I still haven't reach Suzuka's main story... and I don't want to skip... Is the team card that good?
the uma musumes need to be hypersexualized or this game will die
>>561644463For me it's Bright.
>>561644463sex with most of these
>>561644471Then wouldn't it be better to do the last date during early June?
Fellas... I'm about to risk it all.
>>561644463sex with everyoneI was about to exclude ryan, but honestly, I would
Rolling for no particular reason
>>561644501this but only the stallions
>>561644463Would Would Shan'tWould Would Would
Ramonu to seal the deal
>>561644595Shiraoki demands you gamble
>>561644595how does playing the devils rock and roll music help her tell fortunes?
>>561644571Get well soon.
>>561643654
>>561644676She did it for Maya, since she wanted to play Rock'n'Roll or something
>>561644463Smooch smooch smooch eww smooch eww
>Dubai sheiks used French druids to stop Yanko from winningThey probably paid Calandagan to bring the druids over to Dubai
>you can spam +4 speed/sp/stam with the sirius cardThat's interesting.
>>561644864Yanko is a pure dirt horse anyway. I think he got a shot still
>>561644864hon hon hon
I like it better when Mejiro green is a secondary coloreveryone except Mcqueen and maybe Ardan is way too green
reminder that if you dont reset for 5 partners at the start your run is bricked
>>561642039Why should it?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BUFF
>>561645004Only lasts for few turns. Spend it wisely
>>561642407They're here to fill the minimum requirements of a team (at least 4-5 umas). Part 2 team will also have mobs that do mob things.
>>561642427
>>561645049>fewIt disappeared the next turn I posted that. Lmao.
>>561644938dotard
>>561644864Our horses will defend the honor of Dubai from the japanese infidel. Allahu akbar.
>>561643545>doing the umapyoi >she throws up on you and starts convulsing what do
i’ll never understand this team trials shiti remade my entire team and i’m still getting destroyed
team sirius card feels weird for mant. you're basically praying you get the buff at a time where you can spare a few turns for rainbows. feels like it would be better in a normal scenario
>>561645246yeah no wonder seriru likes this card. it's a degen high roller card
>>561645246I wonder if you can use it on URA. I tried earlier for Aoharu and the game didn't allow me
>>561645169Thats means you impregnated her.
>>561645246You can control when to get the buff twice, and basically before summer camp although sacrificing Takarazuka
>>561645246I did 1 run with it and I hate it
>>561644864That's a good thing desu, since it will be an actual dirt race.Dubai/Saudi "dirt" is too forgiving on turf horses that are running on dirt for the first time.
Sorry, bwos. I stole all the hats in one run.
>try running xoguri in mant>she fails every race>had to pop 5 clocks before junior year endsuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>561645386i love not having a unique
>>561644864Yanko is a dirter he'll be fine
>>561644864Yanko will tank it
>>561645386you need to give her a good inherit like SFV or plancha
>>561644864yanko aint a turf sissie and this is all dirt/sand so it wont be that big an issue
Oguri Cap was a good horse...
>>561645327So, basically>date sirius before classic summer camp>never do a training with them or else they'll proc their buff>only do a training with them on Takarazuka Kinen Senior and ClassicIs that the strat?
is this thing on
>>561645180post one of your tt umas
teio is so ugly
>>561645489Eh it depends. Ebayan is the exception, but we all know what happens when other jap horses tried running on heavy dirt tracks.https://youtu.be/NqrDJmmh1AA
>>561645548Just treat them as Riko without the reduced energy cost after classic year. They're still 10 TE. It exists to boost your junior and classic year
>>561645386300 speed 300 power, then you MAY race
>>561645591
>>561644864our imam smart falcon will cast a counter spell trust the umajihad
>>561645692isnt there lika a massive difference between american dirt, japanese dirt, and gulf coast dirt?
I can't use the Team Sirius card because using it puts me at 45RB.
making special week the #1 competitive hotdog eater in japan
>>561645756Japan has sand, dubai/saudis has weird synthetic shit where turf horses like Romantic Warrior can challenge world class dirters like Ebayan on dirt, and burgers have actual dirt.
>>561645865That would be her special week
winning ticket
>>561644525>>561644604>>561644836There is a homosexual board, you guys should check it out :)
MANT taught me to easily abandon runs when I couldn't during aoharu
Ah yes the brickening
>this is your initial shop bwo
>>561645985More like losing ticket amiright
>>561645756Depends on the year. For a time, some US racetracks used synthetic surfaces instead of all natural dirtSimilarly, Meydan Racecourse also had a synthetic surface but changed that to dirt
>>561646041rly epic joke bro where did u get dat 1 at the epic joke store or wat ?
>>561646110Actually I got a coaching megaphone bro
>>561646110The next shop will be umazing
>>561646064stop at 3 races
>>561637580
>>561646140glad you like it
Team sirius is ass.>activate it right before summer>bitches stayed on power the whole time even with whistles, or just plain disappeared
>>561646135she wouldn’t be happy to hear you say that
>>561646210your whistles bro
Witgod needs to make a guide on how to use the Team Sirius card. He's the only one fucking shilling it when the other sloptubers never mentioned it.
>>561646275I think he showed a schedule with the months to use them.
the fact that the japanese snake oil salesman recommends using the new scenario card is reason enough to cleat it
>>561646275It's in dekinai though but here >>561232376
>>561645109I don't play ass faggots tho hots was the only fun one
I just treat Sirius as a wit card
>>561646325Doto would not say this she would mention trying to MLB it using a gay crystal.
>>561646407>>561646407>>561646407
>>561646325Be a role model doto, do it.
>>561646275It's a free card anyone can MLB so you can just try it yourself. The sloptubers obviously won't mention it since they're paid to shill paypig cards, like this brown retard>>561646325