Previous: >>561633005>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDMain Story Act 1, Finale Part 1 now AvailableCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*), Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (Speed), SSR Curren Chan (Wit), SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
You guys should read Muv Luv
yankomanko
I'm so busy with work latelyI'm sorry danchode...
>>561646454Did something happen with Muv-Luv recently?Since you started posting this youtube keeps recommending me Of Noble Blood.
>>561646454You should watch The Pony Girl and the Wolf Prince
Digitan LOVE
>This doesn't count for the Eclipse title because it's considered TS and not URAAt least the race gave me 10 carats
I really hate having to do races in main story.
>>561646525That's funny, but no nothing happened. I just finished it last week myself and found this image while looking up Meiya fanart so I thought it'd be funny to ritual post
did you guys like spe’s story?
>>561646457yaenomaeno
>>561646674I'm still on Suzuka's. Might just give up and read it next week when I have free time.
haha no corner recovery hint for me i guess haha that's okay no worries haha
>>561646716FUCK YOU, I GOT HER CARD
My fated flatwife
>>561646809You generally abandon the run if they don't appear before classic year
>>561646825Me, I'm going for Opera
>forced to farm TM Opera piece because I already have everyone else
>>561646798Holy fuck I can actually make that bottom deck when Throne comes out
>>561646798How the hell do these 2 pal cards do this?
>>561646674I liked how Bright appeared at the end of Suzuka's story, and the implication that destiny is real. I didn't like how the drama just kind of disappeared, and how umas can just ignore destiny with the power of friendship.
>>561646937they both let you rainbow train with them once they're done dating. Throne I think also has 2 fewer dates, so it's online faster
>>561646798Throne looks like weaker than Team Sirius when compared to each other
>>561646957>and how umas can just ignore destiny with the power of friendshipDid you miss several uma defying destiny in their career stories simply by having Torena-san (you)? Arguably, this type of thing is the main theme of the game
>>561646813It's a great card for spark farming at least
>>561647083>3 umas are weaker than 7no way
When do we get a relief clock drop?
>>561647170There's simply no way a welfare card is stronger than a paid card
I thought Blaze was pretty lame when I first heard it. Now I think it might be my favorite solo song.
and with Selector done, I am now standard f2p
>got twitter posts on how to avoid horse barn drama and gossipWhat the fuck can you even make drama about inside a damned barn with horses? I hate women.
VF is begging
>>561647272>What the fuck can you even make drama about inside a damned barn with horses? The same type of drama other workplaces haveWhenever there is human interaction, there will always be potential for drama
So is the Team Sirius card a good card, or a "good for poorfags card" that is actually quite subpar?
>>561647430form your own opinions
Did someone fuck a horse
>>561647208I knew this day would come.
>>561647374You'd be begging too if you had to make an uma that isnt Xoguri for CM12
>>561647430It can be used by both F2Ps and whales but if you're a whale then your deck shouldn't have a need for a welfare card desu
where to fuck a horse
>>561647374wyell korea and tw servers got them moved up. jp and global are doing the same thing. does cygays really want to kill the game at mant a 4th time
>>561647505near the hind part of it
>>561647472>form your own opinionsUuuuhMare sex mare pussy mare love
>>561647430It can highroll, but it also has a learning curve. Probably not great for this upcoming Pisces if you don't know what you're doing.
>>561647238blaze and costume change in race omegakino
>>561647430It's a good card, but whales will have access to better cards.
>>561647528seems so11/11 mightve been seen as a failure due to how poorly planned out it was so they may not wanna risk it anymore
>>561647374is this a bad thing?
>>561647472There's a mathematically correct answer buy I'm no mathematician.
My vacation is ending and I have work tomorrow. Sorry danchou but my runs are gonna be slowed down
>>561647430Great if you haven't rolled for cards, if you spent everything on cards it's a sidegrade, if you're a buhi you'll have better
>>561647528I doubt we'll get the spark reroll and superskip early. Feels like we're strictly following JP schedule with surprise balance patches here and there to break the meta
umamusume hind part fuck location helpful guide
>>56164760211/11 was the balance changes?
>jannetty week
golden generation is a fun group
>>561647681yeah the first anni changesrunaway in Unity and NSM buff that made it a good accellots of issues when it came to NSM in particular
>>561647664It's different for umamusume, with them any part works
You think Brian is super cool, do you?Well, look at this.
>>561647602I thought exactly the same thing that day, they don't want to break the game more
>>5616476021111 was the best thing that ever happened ever better than hitler even
Specute
Almond Eye has safely given birth to a colt sired by Equinoxhttps://x.com/northern_horse/status/2037459620378357876
>>561647738Don't post that.
>>561647430discount fuku for people who can't borrow her
>>561647758we got event results multi race multi spin show sparks this was disaster apparently
>>561647602Unironically 11/11 was fun. It broke the meta, foresight, and everyone had to find a way how to win. Unfortunately NSM solved it pretty easily.Also killed Maruzensky pullers faster.
SPECHUD HATE
>>561647738oh no no no no no brianfags what is this???
>>561647738DELETE THIS
>>561647805Good to hear. Where’s the video of it
>>56164760211/11 saved the game despite the initial jank thoughever
>>561647805high expectations honse
>>561647805cute lil fella, hope he fares better than the other almond eye foals
>>561647625Bad for Cygames because they have to work, good for us because we get QoL.
>>561647738that's my fuarkin lone wolf
>GREAT Ogu Vs AWFUL Tim>Lost by 1 3/4 LTIM OPERA GA TAOSENAINOTHING HAS CHANGEDI WAS NO MATCH BACK THENAND I CANT BEAT HER NOW
>>561647906It made the game overall better but the timing really fucked Unity CMs over. NSM was not designed to be used by 9 Umas simultaenously
>>561647805triple crown x triple tiara gives the nepo uma epithet and which has no other requirements
>>561647905You should've subscribed to the umafans.
Kingu LoveThat's all
>>561647805Almond Eye’s genes apparently won’t lose either because none of her foals really look like their sires and look mostly like her kek
>have no ace so far>have desire to make oneI wonder how did Japan survive MANT
Boy I sure do hope Creek is orange by senior year
>>561647208Heh
>>561648125They didn't before MANT class 6 retention, had >120k players. Today they have around 65k
i have mlb ntr but 3lb tackyon
>>561648127CREEKU
>>561647712The adaptations keeps doing them injustice though. We need a proper one covering all of their achievements.
Cute!
>>561648193
>>561647975I think it's more like NSM wasn't designed to be one of only five skills that an uma would proc, as opposed to 15It simply does too much
>hmmm, let's hit impossible odds with Mile Med and Turf sparks buried in grandparents, while completely ignoring Long on main parents
>>561648193Same actuallyHad to orange crystal
>>561648258tackyon is a launch sr
>internet goes down>game disconnects>close the game until internet is back up>internet is back up>open the game>infinite connection error>restart it a bunch of times>permanent error>reconnect with a vpn>finally connects>now needs to download 7gb with their slow ass serversThis game is trash.
>>561648125They had it both easier and harder than us. Easier because some trainers didn't know what to do with MANT so the competition was kind of easier, but those who found how to play it are far stronger than others.Also it did considerably kill the playerbase
>>561648193>>561648258I pitied trainee Kitasan without a single Mambo
>>561648370brickremember every time you sort trainee by date acquired
oh, do you get 2 selectors?that's cool. New uma and mlb creek
>>561647374Notice how the xmas oguri owner isn't asking for skill evolutions.
i piggied for the 3* selector so i could get summer speplease forgive me…
>>561648370
30 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byqb3DEiqB4
>>561648492We can't use skill evolutions in MANT anyway, retard. The events are disabled.
>>561648465any uma?for free!?
wtf do you still get free dia rollsI saw 1 free and accidentally used 1 ticket on her banner
>>561648571no you can get EVOs in MANT in JPall EVOs are tied to either random events or they have an alternate stat/skill amount threshold
i've gone beyond the point of angerall i can do is simply laugh
>>561648516More like an hour, the first 30 minutes are just ads
>>561648498You should have said something bwo.I got her like 3 times on the S. Maru banner, then on two other banners I think.
>>561648184seriously, I don't even have energy to complete anniversary missions, there's something seriously draining about MANT
Tsuru is already in the game this early? How come she didn't get a banner in jp until 2025 lol
>>561648571>We can't use skill evolutions in MANT anyway, retard.I would like my unity carrot to be stronger.>The events are disabled.Nigger they proc at the end of the career and their conditions are varied, did you even play JP.
>mindlessly start urara run>get through debut>oh right I gotta set up a race schedule now>5 G1 1 G2 3 G3>29 races scheduledh-hahahaI fucked up
>>561646407I like Eishin. She is cute.
I tried bottom option after every race and it gave me -25 all career. Would not recommend.
>>561648734no one cared enough to demand her
>>561648781Based and true.
>MANT Is Flawless and we dont need to change anything for our fourth server, foreigners are retarded- Cygames
>>561648795last career I ran it legitimately gave me -10 like 20 times or something, it was crazyall the runs before it was pretty much 100% -25s across the board
spechud is specute
>>561648734Being a 2* means they're in no rush to release her.Also some umas just keep getting pushed back in line in favor of newer umas. Ask Tact.
>>561648571VF does it just fineAlso don't call my Teio bwo a retard it's mean
mant is basically over there's only a few months left
I have given up on 4 borrows today.
FUCK SPEFATthis made me cryi rather have bright won
>>561648125At launch JP couldn't buy or use multiple shop items at the same time, you had to pick one at a time so it would have been extremely painful.
>>561648795Does anyone know the chances? If it's 50/50 it makes sense to always pick it
>>561648781https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2037185317963522279
>>561648917takto sexo
>>561648897i love this fat chud
>>561648961Jesus Christ that's horrifying
>>56164896933% for good 66% for bad
>>56164896933/66 split I thinkbasically identical but you can highroll
>>561646674It was slightly less boring than season 1 of anime by actually bothering to give screentime to her rivals. Still there are better storiesRaisu>Wheeping Ticket>Brian>Spechud>Mejiro>>>>Suzuka
>>561648961For you.
LOL
>>561648596wait no I'm dumbit's 2 ssr tickets? that's cool too
more like mejiro SHITE lol
>>561648924>it's only been 2 weeks since MANT startedneither I nor my clocks are gonna make it
>>561648961That sounds positively evil
>>561648284u rike?
>>561648961>>561648961>>561648961>>561648961
>>561646674No, not enough screentime for the rest of golden gen. But they did what they could, it's a game-condensed story not an anime.
>>561648993die fuhrer den himmel mine zugzwang für elise
>>561648957this was fucked up, same thing as beating her at haruten as doberpoor buraito can’t catch a break
Mejiro bloodline is dead
>>561648961That's insanity
>>561648961>>561649004Cygames has been making mobile games for 15 years (Rage of Bahamut) and they still do not know how to make a functioning and pleasing UIAll they fucking do is Menu games and they still dont make good menus
>>561648924based, I still haven't done it and will ONLY do it when a mission requires it (hopefully not for a while) like the next event might?
>>561649134oh shardenfroider, i messed that one up badly.
>>561649201I'm sorry, I wasn't born then
>>561648961I just don't understand how they can be so shit at making a good user experiencelike when you had to click through every single TT race instead of being able to batch skip them, or the other daily races, or when you had to keep clicking the event spin wheel instead of being able to do 10 spins at a timeare they just not playtesting their own game at all or something? that kinda shit is infuriatingly tedious and there are still so many things that take way too many button presses for no good reason
>>561648851Fuku wife spotted!
>>561649126yeah i want more condom passer and grass wonder
>>561646897>lolicon
>>561649264>are they just not playtesting their own game at all or something?There are multiple instances that prove that, in fact, they do not playtest their own games
>>561648961I remember this. It was such a fucking timesink to have to buy things one at a time.
>>561649264Cygames develops Granblue Fantasy and it took them close to 9 years to add a "draw all" button to a drawbox with 1,000 items in it
>>561647374>wanting better sparks >not wanting better translations and no censorship as well We're cucked
>>561648961Here an image, I don't know when multibuy was added, but all the early footage doesn't have it.
screenshot goldmine
>>561648961Doto would code this
look at this CHUD
>>561649403Hello, Nekorize
It's such a shame that the majority of ero art for Umamusume is AI-generated because Cygames strongly discourages Uma hentai.
why did golshi do this bros
>>561649485She's so fat, I want to starve her.
>>561649485I want to have so much sex with her it's crazy
>>561649485racist fat chuds look like THIS??
spe story really drives home the "GOLDEN GENERATION... and kingu" vibe
>>561649491He's right tho
>>561649491he's based
>>561649293It can't be helped, those two couldn't run in the classics because japs banned foreign-bred umas, even if they're not foreign-trained.Meanwhile, the burger triple ccrowns are all international G1s.
umarape
>>561649602Kingu was still a strong horse
>>561649648(its because the JRA is owned by ultra nationalist old money millionaires and also the Japanese government)
>>561649005>>561649007So the expected energy loss is 19,8. It's less than the top option, but only barely. You might get a lot of -25s in a row, but on the long run, the bottom is worth more. So pick bottom unless you are running Haru or Rice, because the top's flavour text is cuter for them.
>>561649485spe would be more popular if she had bigger tits and acted sluttier
NIPPON BANZAI
>>561649503Awei is the savior of Uma porn
>>561649757that's literally every uma after 2023 and they are undistinguishable from each other, they are just rapists with vtuber designs
>>561649491no lies detected
>>561649648>Meanwhile, the burger triple ccrowns are all international G1sJapan adopted the "all G1s must allow international competition" when they turned into a Part 1 country (That was in 2007 iirc) as that is one of the requirements for that status
>3rd place>Clock>7th place>Clock>10th place>Last clock>1st placeOh yeah, the incredible skilless Late Surger career
>>561649221JP optimization is just outright horrible. It's not even entirely the devs fault but the leads or the management.I remember a friend's experience of being inside a JP company, and how he always complained that they don't know how things work at all, doesn't care if it's unoptimized or would be hassle later on, and that they're mostly bitching about the design.
>>561649201Gold Ship, Orfevre and Dream Journey still have offsprings. It's just behaviourly those offspring act much more like Stay Gold spawns, then Mejiro richkids.
My first S rank
Startedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byqb3DEiqB4
Brian feels so out of place in the main story teamA bunch of colorful characters then there's this umamusume sasuke
>>561649897laisu's buds...
>>561649894Played Gold City once and experienced that
>>561649985That's 30 minutes ads. Come back 30 minutes later
>>561649985I miss pakatube...
>>561649894as they say, when you're blocked, you clock
>>561649991Brian is a cute girl
>>561649894I've started buying pump, dober ult, and nimble/OYL asap because I got fed up with this
>>561650003
Aoharu time.
random ssr tickets only get worse over time
>>561649894She will take you to Germany if you run out of clocks.
>>561649264It's mostly the leads that are making horrible experiences for the users. Most of these people are stuck up ojiisans that doesn't care if it's a good user experience or not but would be fine as long as it works
>>561649485butterface
> I've been practicing for CM in tenno sho spring> That's not the trackFucking hell I fell for the idiots making CM rooms
>>561649985yanko erotic
>>561650318How...? Even our OP wrote it's Hanshin.
>>561650318What track is it?
>>561649894powerchecked
>>561650318Changed to Hanshin so Marvelous Sunday's green applies.
>>561650374>>561650375duality of /uma/
>>561650318it's a different tenno sho spring
>read Gold City's relationship stories>feel a smile creeping up on my face when she gets really irate and peppers me with insultsHaha, I may have found my type.
>>561649979cute
>>561650374Nobody reads that crap
>>561649757>>561649853That's literally Buena Vista
why can skin outbreak trigger a mood down before you have a chance to treat itthis is retarded
>>561650225yeppers.Enjoy getting Air Shakur from your 5th anniversary ticket.
>>561649698>Japan bans foreign horses because they're scared of their foreign blood dominating Japanese horse racing>Sunday Silence comes to Japan>Horses with foreign blood dominate Japan
>>561650457this is slender
>>561650515hi slender
>>561649853sex with ice cream haired himbas
every umanko
>>561650491The difference being that the money stays in Japan, so it's all good
>>561650225Seiun Sky is so cute and her race outfit makes her even cuter it's all fluffy and girly I love it.
>>561650437Drop her.
:o
I just don't want to finish the career I started earlier. So I won't
OMG SS+ f2p bros WE WON
>>561650696But the wit though
Fuji Kiseki
Welp, she raped me.
the fuck do you mean this happens so often they need to make an infographic
https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2037441862748008551KINGU HALOOOO
>>561649853is that supposed to be the 3rd or 4th year umas?
my daring gf tact
ugh...
>>561650826Always friendzone your Uma
>>561650874mmmnyo
>>561650870I can fix her
>>561650826>he's never had to deal with barn gossip before
>>561650826it is popular with womenof course petty gossip and drama is an actual problem
>>561650437>Just as the rivals who were called the top three classics in 1987 met a tragic end , this horse was trained to be used for obstacle jumping after retirement, but was unable to adapt to the changed environment and fought with other horses in the ranch every day, becoming isolated and not being seen. He was found with a fractured leg and was euthanized. There were no witnesses when the fracture occurred, so there was only speculation about the cause. Some say it was an accident, but based on the fact that there were no signs of damage in the stable and the other horses were strangely unperturbed, some speculate that the horse committed suicide due to excessive stress or that the horses intentionally broke their legs.Can't believe she kills herself after graduating from Tracen...
Marche is so cute
>>561650437she’s the best
I will not engage in foal play.
>>561650870I want to fuck her ass while her old trainer watches.
>>561650926I agree
>>561650437Another victim
>>561650920how is barn gossip different from other forms of gossip
>>561650870pretty uma with great casual outfit
I got curious and started reading Star Blossom a few days ago and holy shit, I have no idea how this didn't get axed after 10 chaptersfirst 30 chapters are about Laurel jobbing to literally who mobs with 0 dept while Brian is muh strong and alone aura farmer, the next 10 are focused on Biwa and Brian and are the only decent arc this manga has, and you can instantly tell the guy doing it got told to make it more similar to CG because even the drawing style got more robust. and the next 10 Bakushin suddenly has a rivalry with an uma that almost looks like a mob called northern flight or something but it doesn't last because she's about to retire and everyone is sad and depressed and shitif the uma IP wasn't so strong this garbage would have had the same fate as the Urara manga
>>561651004it takes place in a barn, dummy
>>561650943It's cute that you think you have any say in this.
>>561650996She's ugly as fuck.
i like umanko that can crush umango
Wtf heterofags????
Bright is cute too
>>561651063rude, take it back
U UUUUUEVERYBODY
MEN
>>561651115umai na merica
>>5616508562nd year after MANT and GL killed the game's reputation among casuals and whales respectively, they started to pander to VNfags like crazy and now every uma is your destined girlfriend
>>561650826Its not really unique to barns. Almost none of your coworkers in any job are mature enough to avoid drama.Had this interaction a month ago with a coworker;"Hey, you see Ben recently?""yeah.""He's kinda fat isnt he?""I guess.""I should warn him about prostate cancer, he might have it.""?""you know, big people are more likely to get prostate cancer.""i dont know.""especially people as big as Ben"".. sure""Yeah, I'll tell him that later, maybe."
>>561651038>uma that almost looks like a mob called northern flightrude
>shop has refreshed!>
So does Team Sirius friendship training ever turn back on after it gets turned off?
are dober posters gayer than mcqueen poster?
>used all clocks before the end of the junior yearAAAAAAAAAA
>>561651075Drop the twitter post you stole that from. I'm actually curious
>>561651158>make every uma your destined girlfriend>umamusume grew bigger and more popularAh, the good ol' return to your roots.
>>561649009Damn, I thought Suzuka's was the best by a good margin (haven't read Spe's yet)
>>561651086cumming in bright while she's sleeping
>>561651198Yes, and they hate men
>>561650921>>561650921Notice how its always men who attend to thoroughbred race horses, the ones we know. All of the women sphere horses are for meme competitions like showcasing or jumping, which no one takes seriously.
>>561651178Kek. Dude is a bitch looking for drama.
>>561651115https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpJ0bbw725g
>>561651075What about Trainer x Uma holding handsI want to hold hands with my favorite.
>>561651158>>561651240this isn't even true. Buena Vista is notable *because* she is your childhood friend.Somehow.The trainer is like 20+ years old and she's a high schooler so it feels like a complete rushjob to make her more popular
>>561650826I thought barn drama was like the video from the JP stable where the trainer hit a foal in the head because it was "naughty misbehave uma", not petty office drama.
If this only had fast learner...
Happy Birthday Ogurin!
>>561651193If you train with them it's RNG. Last recreation event is guaranteed buff.
>>561651075
>use whistle to move rainbows around>rainbows disappear
>>561651220https://x.com/PrefaceGrim/status/2037148003442561256/Cygames themselves told heterofags to fuck off, yurichad posts are still allowed though
>>561651158>now every uma is your destined girlfriend>many got shit endings or not popular enough They need to rework it.
>>561651198t. man
>gentildonna>ramonu>romantic fanarts>look at their careers in advance>trainer is treated like a slave???
>>561651325Thats not barn drama thats just animal abuse.
>>561651158so I have to wait 8 months more till we start getting the kino umas? damn...
>>561651408>love interest treated as a slaveJust like in real life
>>561651380i only use the whistle if there are no rainbows or if its literally the last turn
>>561651324look at the list of umas released after Rickey and tell me the game didn't go full VN love story mode bwo, they were trying before but went full force once Machan released
>>56165140>>561651464Hags hate men
Taking bets what will I get.
>>561651483goldshi.
>>561651325https://x.com/shimmyo1231/status/2007327778140794989here is your drama between Cheval Grand and a horse named Chihayakko
>>561651324and it worked>>561651475based Machan making history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byqb3DEiqB4speCHUD returns
It's timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byqb3DEiqB4
>>561649698>>561650491>sundy man or bust>they all hated opera Lmaooooooooooo
>>561651505Eh... it's as bad as Golshi.
>pakaraivu teevee dashu
>Teio
>>561651482except in bed
>>561651127WOMEN
>tune in the live>m*chico
what an elaborate stage setup
so, they will announce something?
>>561651639>dry pussyNo
>>561651638My ears just killed themselves.
>>561651408>trainer is treated like a slaveBetter
STOP BEING MEAN TO HER SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OVR REPVTATION!!!
>>561651739you have a tongue
Machico please accidentally use "Producer"
>Keiba learning channelsugoi
Bros I haven't made even a single passable uma through TB. Send aid.I have 1 rainbow crystal and a paid selector if that helps
>>561651834>licking pussyBeta
>>561651597You have to keep in mind that group chats or the internet weren't a thing back then, so they most likely literally held shadow council meetings to coordinate brocking Opera in the races.
Sprintchads where we dropping?
>>561651907tester
What if seiyuus have their own "barn" drama?
>>561651834no I don't wtf
>>561651801Why does she have bricks on her plate?Not like she'll eat them
>>561651795You just know uma's had boy slaves back in the day
WHOMSTDV?
i love my favourite umamusume hors girl
>>561651907
>he wouldn't lick his tantou umamusume's pussy
>>561651408you have to work for that royal umanko
WHO TF IS THIS MAN
>>561651989Who is your faqvorite umamusme hors girl?
>>561651907okay, pony soprano.
>Keiba journalist
>>561651904You have usable speed cards but not much anywhere else. Just cope with borrowing Creek and using 10RB wit cards
>>561652036my favourite oshi umamusume horse girl is rice shower
>>561652029Journalist, he said he has been playing Umamusume for 5 years and his favorite is Tanino Gimlet
>>561652050>>561652006>>561652013If you're going to fuck your Umas, they have to be getting you off.
>>561652161rice shower is a good oshi umamusume hors girl
>Lememe
>>561651207Anon, that means you need more skills earlier
>>561652206And you don't care about getting her off as much as much as possible?
This your Supreme Conmander?
>>561652241
>>561652161best hors
>>561651923no engrish version yet?
>>561652263>he doesn't treat his uma like a sex toyNGMI
geibu andu takeu
>>561651638Teioposters are simply built different
>more Almond Eye glazing
>glaze almond eye hoursI sleep
>>561652393I was there... Absolutely golden thread.
>>561652393looking back the square toenails and random G on the left look AI generated
>I know Ebayan is racing tomorrow, but could you show some love to Almond Eye?! It's their anniversary, chud Stop loving Ebayan look at almond eye now now now!no.
Odds finish this track blazerEvens go back to eep
>>561652469Square toenails are a thing. There are perfectly straight toenail clippers, it helps prevent ingrown toenails.
>>561652490>Forever Hag She's shit
>>561652393I hope this legend is doing alright
>>561652393I wonder if that's the Teiofag who eats his own cum... I miss him.
>>561652545Get back to work neigha
>>561652572It's not because I started the cum drinking posts, didn't expect more people to join in
>>561647083i don't understand the glaze, having to spend 7 turns on recreation is an obscene drawback
>>561652469Explain the paper then, can AI recreate that too?Teioposters will NEVER recover their rep
>>561651360>newest story card>Tosen Jordan (3LB for some reason)>SR Wit Marvelous instead of SSR Pow>borrow Fuku instead of NTRThat's an OK deck? Isn't your RB terrible for TB?
sex with the king!
>>561652393They are also retarded because body mass index is not just your weight, it's derived from your weight AND height.
>>561646674It was kinda disappointing for me. Not enough Spe screentime, not enough Grass/El, screentime wasted on that G1less shitter Tsuyoshi and Bright taking up like 3 chapters yet if you remove her from the story literally nothing would change.It's not as dogshit as Brian's or as boring as McQueen's, but it's definitely on the lower end of the story rankings.I hope she gets a better story in the future.
>>561652013Only thing I'm licking is KB's pits.
>>561652660Anon why do you drink your own cum
>>561652393Fun times, there was even another Teio fag who had to witness that
>>561652660Glad you're alright Teio cum bro. I tried your methods with decent success.
I don't understand why is Brian's biggest story the Hanshin match with Mayano despite winning multiple G1s, and I kept reading they were forced to run that race.
>>561652745>>561652730Teiobro... No matter the height, 491kg is 491. The fight is lost it's over.
>Keiba game
>>561652738>boyNo
Post dem eyes
>>561652806her hip exploded and she won as a cripple and never won anything again. if they had raced pre injury Narita b would have squashed her
>>561652882
how long are they going to talk about almond eye?
>>561652754Plz understand we have to advertise new umas. Old umas don't need more screentime since they already have fans.
>>561652370>he doesn't want to be his uma's sex toy
>>561652950Until you let her in your heart.
>>561652660It's funny to think there were multiple anons who also do it. I was one of those who replied to your post and the one who gave >>561652802 tips. Happy to hear that they worked for you.
>>561652834>No matter the heightAs I pointed out in my post the height does matter.He is still fat, but the original post was asking for BMI.
>>561653013
>Be me>As a new player join a new club>Didn't care about the quality of the club I joined, I just clicked on the first open club>It's a D+ club>Most club members are inactive>Earned 5x more fans than the active members combined this month, because I'm fucking addicted to this game>Monthly club reward will be shit because it's a D+ club>Can't leave now, as I wouldn't get the club rewards>Can't leave for another month, as D+ is the only club rank that gives odd number of club points at the end of the month, so I would end up with a deadweight 5 club points.>Look at the database>My monthly earn is bigger than the worst earning members of some top clubsMan, fuck my life.
>>561652918>her hip exploded and she won as a cripple and never won anything againFirst time knowing about this. So thats why it's more memorable than her G1s
>>561652732Works fine to me. RB is just score padding. More stats wouldn't help if you don't have relevant skills.Heck, I don't even like store fast learner. You lose 300 points worth of stuff, which is hard to make up if you don't luckshit rainbows, especially when you had to give up horns/anklets for it.
>>561652802what are the methods, just curious.
>>561652998>ArdanfagOpinion discarded
>>561653092>Can't leave for another month, as D+ is the only club rank that gives odd number of club points at the end of the month, so I would end up with a deadweight 5 club points.this is autism
>>561653092Rebricked is recruiting next month!
I already miss old pakatube
>>561653134>>561653117>>561652928>>561652971Nice
This better be good
After Gold City won a race and she is dripping with sweat, I would like to lick her belly button in that moment
> Got all the good cards> Still have two tickets aroundHmm, what to do. Curren Wit? Vodka? Pasa ? Max my Smart Falcon that's 3/5?
>>561653231
>>561653275You're brown
>>561653262its nice but you have to have wit sparks
how can an almond even have eyes lol thats so stupid what a stupid name lol
>>561653338Why on earth would I replace a wit card with it
>>561653359>>561653294Very nice
>>561653368He means wit sparks irlThe card has a high learning curve
>>561653368Because it is an energy recovery card like wit cards are
Nyyooomm
>>561653460ALMONDBWOS DONT LOOK
I want to be an Uma.Not even the musume part, I want to be an actual horse.
>>561653460Ruby is so small T-T
>>561653401It's just a pal card?
>>561653460why dont they just push each other
>>561653572A pal card that can CONDITIONALLY rainbow.
>>561653556>that desperate for pussy Seek help
>>561653572Give it a try yourself, you'll see
>>561653178A gacha game about horses that are lesbian anime girls will only have autistic players.
>brought the keiba expert so he can see how broken the almond eye card is
>watch pakatube>just almond eye glazingWhen does it stop
What is this pakatube about? Almond Eye glazing before she fades into obscurity and gets replaced by Yankomanko?
>>561649734>19,8btw, your expected energy loss goes way, way down if you only pick bottom option when under 21 energy
>>561653703Never.
>>561653636
If I were to make a new account now what's the optimal strat? Just make sure to get finemotion and supercreek with the free 4 SSR tickets and that's it?
>>561653719Is there a way to tell numerically when you're at 21 or less? Eyeballing the bar is misleading sometimes.
>bring two gold recovery card>none of it shows tmopera.jpg
Almond Eye?The record G1 win holder?The PEERLESS HEROINE?
>>561647805You sumbitch
Did they just spend 40 minutes glazing Almond Eye?
>Its yours
>>561653845You missed out on >KB rerun on November for Aoharu>NTR banner last weekYou're cucked if you start now
>>561653939Cute hors babu
>Teio>againEnd the stream
>>561653939How did a ningen give birth to that?
>>561653847if you have at least 1 energy item it'll tell you how much you will end up with before using itbut also, trainings have specific energy costs, even including pal cards/fuku, learn them
>>561653178Ok, the actual reason for this is, I'm waiting to see if I get bored of the game, or continue doing it this much.
Finally the announcement
they;re making me hate spe even more with this shit
Free retentions during Pakalive
>>561654013Very painfully
HOLY FUCK THEY ARE IN TRACEN
>>561653845Fine Motion if you can, Super Creek is only used in mediums and longs so it's a lot less important than say, Kitasan Black. There's two really good banners coming up:>Throne>Speed Maruzensky + Fine Motion rerun
what the fuck is that?
>>561654094>not hating all of them
Look guys, it's Air Shakur!!
holy shit umamusume real
kill that thing
>>561654165>Throne
>>561654069But will you move clubs next month
these arent real uma musume just foids larping as them, fuck these guys for ruining my emersion
>>561654201They're remaking the cleat shops?
You're not even in my deck FUCK OFF I NEED MY CHAINS TO FINISH RAHHHHHH
>>561654235that's my trainee
>>561654253I only realized like two days ago that Tracen means training center. I have been playing since Kitasan's card release.
>>561654235plaps my trainee
>>561654165>coming uptheir banners will happen 3 months from nowSMaru + FineMo doesn't even happen during MANT
just some dogshit
>>561654425Ugly cow
>>561654425pretty cow
GLOBAL FUCKING WHEN
>>561654425sexy cow
>>561654448>McQueen What did you fucking expect?
>>561654531TIMED UNDERWATER ESCORT MISSION
HOLY SHIT JEW MOUNTAIN MENTIONED
Oh nice new Masters Challenge, and a new reason to make a new mile/sprint Stego.
>>561654531>A rankngmi
>>561654531>4558 SP
>>561654352no ningen allowed
>>561654580this is the guy making fools cleat SSRs
>>561654165WHOA! Throne's a WHALE card, I say! Gotta MAX that thing for real power! Under 60k? Hmm, MAYBE consider it! Maru? ONE uncap and BOOM, good to GO! Plus Maru gets more reruns! THRONE? Correct me if I'm WRONG, but NO reruns, folks! WEII
>>561654562for right handed to proc from fuku chain but no dice
>>561654580shit mascot
>Seiun Sky's Angling and Scheming
Hmmmm this Almond Eye sounds like a strong horseHow high did she place in the Arima Kinen again?
>i hope you have sky and chiyono's inheritsOh wow it's a pretty legit guide.
>>561654620>>561310198
>>561654165Throne (as in toilet) drops at the end of MANT, needs MLB and becomes a brick 2 weeks after release btw
>>561654780Anguringu ando sukimingu
...El Condor Pasa?
>>561654809>skyNot unlocking her
is anything above 700k safe for retention?
>>561654776He has the fast learner hat though
>>561654809Did they finally understand how their own game work?
>>561654903for this week, yes
>>561651038>first 30 chapters are about Laurel jobbing to literally who mobs with 0 dept while Brian is muh strong and alone aura farmer,It's building up Laurels career and Brian depicting as this untouchable monster is part of her story arc.
>>561654937ok but the week after?
what the fuck is wrong with you guys
>debuffless CMdebuffs are still that bad huh?
>>561655000>>561654903you should be aiming for 750~800k
>>561654094more like flopjiros lol
>>561655058i fucked the puppet
>>561655071She's being literal btw
>>561655108Spechan wouldn't say that
>>561654094oh nyo, the boring uma with zero personality lost
>Potential Level 7Time to start grinding, everyone
>>561655072This CM was fucking cancer honestly, and debuffs were allowed. You would either face Ofevre and 2 debuffers, Chrono and 2 debuffers or Ai and 2 debuffers and bringing your own did nothing on top of all that.
Go on without me
>>561655097well that's what im doing but im still not very consistently managing to hit that mark which is worrying me a bit
i hate special cheeks
>>561655058I will be mad til Lorreaine is playable
>Potential Level 7
>they want to give another gold skill to Suzuka Suzuka is the original overglazed uma before Ai-chan
>>561655218Play the game you fag.
>>561655190>grind 4 years before bro!
>>561655276gaijin can't understand
>>561655245>new characters will be added every two months!
>>561655225Leveling up your support cards should help.
THIS SHIT GAME KEEPS GIVING ME DUPES I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
>>561655318>not saving enough to upgrade your umas for CMs>posting boy
>>561655359>only 6 per yearlmao
>>561655245Might as well remove OG Teio
>>561655276Suzuka deserves it
>>561655383all my cards are max level im just too retarded to know how to build tt umas
thank you director very cool
>>561655431>hag cardShame on you
>>561655318>>561655245when does auto mode come out?when does the 1200 cap get removed?
>>561655431tell me about it.
>>561655284Finished a unity run just to complete a mission, one MANT run is 3 unity runs. I just got my 3LB FM too, it'll take awhile.
>>561655540Grand Live
>>561655540Auto should be the same time as GrandLive. Meaning we wouldn't have auto the entirety of MANT
>finished all the new missions in two runsWell that was easy
>>561655341Many gaijin would be arrested for speaking of thier desire for nazuri
kek
umazing
HOLY FUCK THAT BAKUSHIN
>new nobi wo miseru skill only her can use>2400m new evo skill>ult getting buffed for the 3rd timeImagine if late surger Spechud becomes meta for the Derby CM
>bakushin if she had a penis
HOLY BAKUSHIN LOOKS FUCKING SEXO
>>561655058kino design and race outfit too
Holy Sexoshin
>not a single whale is using wit yukino over power vega on their end aces
I liked the old stream where they did random shit betterThey're just yapping now...
holy sound mixing
2ND BAKUSHIN ALT
her loose hair is the only good thing
They made Bakushin look smart wtf
boring ahh pakalive, they had nothing to talk about after the anni news last month
>bakushin boyok
>>561655734She can rape me anytime
>finally get long-hair Bakushin>it's her on a suitMONKEYS PAWWWWWWWS
daring knees
They're trying their hardest to sound excited
>>561655825erm she popping a stiffy
>>561655603>>561655621>juneneat.
>>561655734>>561655781BAKUSEXBAKUSEXBAKUSEX SEX
>>561655734gentleman bakushin
>>561655862kek
>hair down BakushinI CAN STILL COPE THAT HAIR DOWN TEIO IS POSSIBLE TO HAPPEN
BAKUSHIIIIIIIN NOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT A YUMEBAIT CHARACTER PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOO
>>561655825Why does she have a dick?
>>561655921Bwo she already has two alts
HYPE MOMENTS AND AURA
that nigga is NOT my bakushin it's a fuji kiseki skinwalker
when this game gives you free outfits, can you use them in races or only on the home screen?
not even the grub seiyuus sound this dead when announcing the news bro
>>561655431You rerollers will never experience the joy of getting spook by the big three
>>561655965More.
>>561655965I BELIEVE
GRANBLUE FANTASYWIN YOUR GUILD W- CHAMPIONS MEET OR NEVER GET POTENTIAL 7GUARANTEED YOU WILL ONLY GET ENOUGH FOR ONE UNCAP PER CM
>>561655734>tranny outfit>literal tranny flag colors on ear decoIt's so fucking over. Even fucking Umamusume is woke now.
>>561656034they are adding valor badges? lmfao
>>561656016>t.kitasanless
>5+ years until this Bakushin alt comes to globalFUCK
>>561655990Fuck Fuji, she's shit
>>561656034>Valor Badges and Sunstonesdanchou no please god fuck
I keep hearing Mai ni deru and witgod mentioned it before, what is it?
Meh. North Flight's base looks better.
North Flight alt is whatever, I guess.
>>561656034Oh for the love of
Bakushin is boy coded?
>>561655734>make alt with trans flag colors>all trannies will neck themselves before it comes to global
this is just star blossom umas...
>>561654985it didn't need 30 fucking chapters of nothing happening bro, if I was reading this on release I would have dropped it after 5 also funny how you said career and not character, Laurel is an even more boring MC than NTR and that's saying a lot
>>561656194>>561656207Mob umas get alts in JP?
Sure this time they will get popular right?
>>561656159We are already at the 1st anniversary bwoIt's going to be late 2028
>>561656194>>561656207Pure shit
>>561656034Danchou I'll be quitting when this comes
>bakushin got the dyke outfit >she gets this
>another back umagood day
>>561656307I'll be dead by then
>>561655734>>561655781>>561655961pants need to be tighter
Nigger, I didn't quit GBF for this shit
>>561656235>long loose hair>boy codedlmao
>>561656235He is literally called king
>>561656352>he hits it from the backFag
>>561656235Did the big tits give it away?
I'll forever curse the day trannys decided to make cotton candy or whatever those 2 are usually caled, colors it's color because every time someone uses it now someone goes muh trannys
which umas have the lowest self esteem?
>>561656034Explain
>>561656394You quit for the same reason I didIt's a shit game
>fucking pair ult between Bakushin and North Flight
both alts look like trash, the suit doesn't fit Bakushin at all and Flight is a mob-tier uma so no one cares about her, no wonder the VAs sound so bored
stallions get man clothesmares get woman clothes
>>561656485natie and cheval
oh no no no globalCHADS the JPchuds are raiding our general we need to counter this!!! come on gloBROS...
>>561653959Well I can just not use the 30k carats from the new account reward and wait for the next good banner I guess?>>561654165So uh, is throne really that good? Because this is what I got from the guide
>>561656490You need to participate in CM and LoH to get medallions to upgrade your umas
>>561656520The Ballroom event is the designated yuribait event, so there is no surprise there
>>561656520I know some of you are kinda brain handicapped but you understand both alt are from the same event right?
what's the way f2pfriends>Sirius on Yasuda Kinen, race at Takarazuka Kinen>Rest on Yasuda Kinen, Sirius at Takarazuka Kinen
>>561656490Valor Badges and Sunstones are some of the most heavily timegated resources in Granblue fantasy and theyre used for most forms of progression.To get the most valor badges, you get top 90k in guild war. the equivalent to this would be like getting 90% WR in Uma.it depends on how Uma will handle this, but chances are you will buy that gold item with the red badges. so you need a lot of badges, which means winning CM
>>561656479>it's totally le coincidence bro my favorite multimillion dollar gacha company can't possibly go woke
>>561656596Throne's a whale card but only for MANT
You niggers should really be aiming for 800k
>>561656674>it depends on how Uma will handle thisIt's written right there
what a fake idgafer
>3 months before Daring Tact becomes on-topic
>>561656596throne is garbage and pure bait, the card has always been a joke among japs so the brownoid who wrote that is talking out of his ass
>>561656592It's 2AM in indonesiaWe're all still asleep
Do global players not know of the baku x north ship
>>561656596Which guide is that?
>>561656793tacto sexo
>>561656752i can't, i'm way too fucking dumb for this shitim s4 and barely manage 700k even when i winit's unironically easier to build for cm than this shit
>>561656752that's kinda low, even my f2p shitass without fuku/biko/creek/FM can reach 800
>>561656856I know shipfags are mentally ill people, yes
>>561656034What the fuck desuwaI'm quitting when this comes if I'm even still around
>>561656691Black Umas killed the game
>>561656856no one knows or cares who North is nigger, the only uma who's a bigger literally who than her is blonde Dictus
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BUILD FOR TEAM TRIALS I HATE THIS MOD ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE I CANT FIND A GUIDE WHICH TELLS ME WHAT TO DO
>samefagging this hard
>>561656779Maybe you will get them just by participating I'm coping
>>561656996make uma with lots of easy to activate gold skills, train wit
>>561656879I wonder what's the optimal deck for getting high score in TT. Do you just pick up all gold skills and be done with it?
>>561656034>>561656779>up to 9 gold cubes per CMYou need to win A finals to get all 9 don't youyou DO
>>561656996>I CANT FIND A GUIDE WHICH TELLS ME WHAT TO DOget 1200 speedget 1100 witget enough stam (300 / 550 / 750 / 1050) get a bunch of gold skills
>>561656996just stack golds nigga lmao
>yuri card
>all this doomingyou need to collect 20 every 2 months if you want to upgrade every single uma that gets it (you won't)4 from monthly shop + up to 9 from monthly CM/LOH
I think Machico needs to speak MORE
>>561657054>>561657070>>561657076I TRIED IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK
>>561656860>All Guides & Resources>https://rentry.org/uma26
holy bait hours
Holy fuck she's so round
teio summer plsss
When will they allow Falco to rape turfniggers again?
ROUND
>>561657127Go on, show us the uma
>>561657127post your TT umas then
lmao
>>561657093in granblue the only reward used to be a sunstone and gold bar.Now its Sunstone, Gold Bar, Blue Scroll, Eviolite, Blue Bar, Celestial Weapons
>>561656034>guaranteed fast learner at pot 7>meaning whales will hoard them first not allowing you to be competitive everwhat a dogshit design just give them for events just like rainbow shards
>>561657198>>561657227THIS SHIT GETS LIKE 6TH EVERY FUCKING RACE
>>561657229Based El
>>561657297>sprintthere's nothing you can do about thatpost your medium umas
>>561656996For late surgers, use Marvelous Sunday SSR + Nice Nature SSR for 30% race bonus and 2 gold skills that give alot of points, now fill the other slots with proper cards
>>561657229the rng in this game is soo dogshit bruh
>>561657297sprints gonna sprint
>>561657297>low guts
>>561656034So instead of just giving every Uma a fast learner event they decided to timegate it for no fucking reason
luv me Bakushin
old pakatube was better...
>>561657297Sprint is a frontsgame
>>561657335
>>561657527>the only stud
>Date event didn't trigger the entire runAmazing card
sakura DIKEushin
>>561657297don't buy useless uniques like duty of dignity
>>561657297Check her scores. Sprints are maximum gamble but if she consistently scoring more than 40k while losing then she's fine. If not time to remake her
Gay
>pre-debut bonds are absolutely immaculate, even 3LB SC got to friendship>shop is filled to the brim with top-tier items>can't generate currency fast enough to buy everything>first summer is a 7/10>result is glueperhaps, i am the third-rate trainer...
>yuri danceFuck off
They killed him off
She only eats Clean Ass
>>561657561Acshually it's a Pace game
>>561657569>all 3you should have at least 5 goldsget concentration (suzuka SSR) + center stage (kawapuri)>tachyonyou have zero accels, your power is dogshit>dober>skyunreliable unique
:D
What did you expectIt'stheballroomevent
yuristacies win againget fucked
>>561657297you need something like this, get all the fucking golds
>>561657695is just a dance bro, there is no nothing yuri about that
>>561657740dancho bounces on me like this
JWUWhat did I miss from Alpaca Live
If weren't for the game updates the stream would have been fully Almond Eye glazing
>ebayan in the centerThey don't even try to hide that this is ebayan anniversary, not Almond Eye
>>561657820>t.yuritard
>>561657827bakushin is a man
>>561657751who should i use instead of dober and sky
If I remove the logo you would think this is just an im@s roster
>>561657915I'm not a yuritard bro but you can't call every interaction yuri, unless of course you are baiting
>>561657720ENTER
yuri won LOL
>>561657827Bakushin's going to rape us.
>>561657994I am, I just want all of you upset.
>>561657937Does Bakushin top Torena?
Who cares, the umas will invite (you) to their orgy later on anyway
do japanese people ever get tired of how performative other japanese people are and how performative they're expected to be?
>>561658034big if true
Ballroom event happens every year, It's like you don't know anything about the game
>>561657993no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, yes, nothoughts?
Bakushin is a stallion
>>>/v/735813113What the fuck is this /v/mabros???
Wasn't Bakushin's VA missing or something
>burning as onewill cygames finally fuse us together with our trainees?
>>561657994Never forget, we need to gatekeep.
>>561658090Japs are giga prudes, bro. That's why their content isn't, so they can live through them vicariously.
never ask "straight" seiun sky fans whats her only skin in the game
>>561658090It's a company show, you don't truly believe Japanese people act like that outside of professional settings, right? It's just an extension of the acting that VAs are used to
Yanko's VA looks hot ngl. Tact's VA looks cute.
>>561658083>sloppy secondsCuck
>>561658194>can and will get pregnantnice stallion you have there
>>561657993Bwo only 7 of them are in imas
>>561658189female: yesi'm in no position to discriminate
what a dummy
Is Second Wind THAT bad? I have it on 40% discount
Daring Tact dresses like a little boy...
>>561658214at least this bait is better made lol
>>561658381you say that until you go on a date with an actual femcel. Some of the worst 3h of my life
>Ohimba virus
>>561658341>roasties>hot Quit being retarded
>>561657959on top of my head>doberfor lates, air groove, spe (original or summer), grass (original or healer), brian (two innate golds, but you can also play her as pace) >skyfor fronts get mcqueen/maru/smaru/vbourbon, whoever gets to proc their unique every race. get concentration + TTL + center stage.
>>561658349Yes it is called mpreg
>>561658473why was it so bad? what did she say/do?
just give it to me reeeeeee
>>5616582140/10 bait you have to understand that no human being will use the terms comship and yuritard in the same sentence unless they are trying to bait you, its a fundamentally different vocabulary
>>561658490if you put a trainer there he would end up dry
>>561658495The fuck are you going to do about it?
>>561658463They're dress so bad.
>>561658426i'm still waiting for her, she seems cute and funny
>>561658467>>561658540What makes you think it's bait?Search 'umamusume rant' on tiktokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@ulster.doto/video/7613305901193121046
>>561658214It's funny because you know the one who made it is aware and ironically doing it since Falco
>>561658617SiL is cute and feminine!
>>561658532she said she likes curren chan
>>561658654wtf i love femcels now #cutecurrenchan
>>561658539based oguri, completer of missions
>>561658540>Falconfag
>>561658508should i get curvature also?
>>561658642>tiktok>is not baitit's mental illness then
>that grillHoly shit is this what BMW is making these days?
>>561658654wait i know a femcel that likes curren too wtf?
>>561658737It's shit
>>561658654A LOT of female umafans really love Curren. I honestly don't get it. Even my female friends both IRL and online seems to really love her
The new relationship system is funny
>>561658727yeppers, because it's a reliable gold skill that is guaranteed (after witchecks) to proc every time
>>561658827she's the cutest
>>561658654curren board, newfag.
>>561658654>>561658760Girls in general really love Curren Chan. I met two Curren Chan cosplayers at the last con I went to.
>just getting barraged with shit to buy by five failed idols, a few of which should have went into JAVwhen does global get an equivalent show?
>>561658827Devilish and cute unlike Shart Falcon
>>561658827because she's a hoe
they really have no idea what to do with the JP version other than releasing super for (You) umas with boring romances due to 0 build up... implementing one of the worst systems from grub to a playerbase of salarymen, OLs, and ojisans is just retarded
How do you run Urara in MANT? Do you just not run her at all?
>>561657607Spe-chan why are you looking at me like that...
>>561658617Ramonu and Gentil are sex incarnate, as always
>>561658961>hags>sexyWrong
>>561658943by making her do this
>>561658827women like to think they can be a succubus like Curren except they forget they are IRL women with wrinkles and fat
>>561658943You run all the Pre-OP and OP you can. or gamble with Turf C races
>>561658532it's been like a year at this point so the details are hazy, but to sum it up real quick:-looked nothing like her pics on tinder, it was all filters and to compensate she put a lot of make up on. Way too much make up-She fucking REEKED of perfume. Like she took a bath in it and I felt nauseuous just standing near her.-While walking through the city she whipped out a pack of cigs despite claiming she was a non smoker in her profile (I have asthma you bitch)-Various catty and condescending remarks to random women that were passing us by.-Her idea of pleasant lunch conversation to get to know each other was just outright asking me "so, what's your opinion on pronouns?" (she was pro trans but said nonbinary people can fuck off because you have to pick one of the two options)And then to top it all off the restaurant we were at gave us the wrong food and handed me a chicken wrap even though I ordered falafel. I've been a vegetarian for 15 years so I had horrible stomache ache that night, but I was too hungry and annoyed to care at the time and just ate. Not really her fault, but I will hold it against her anyway, since she suggested the restaurant.Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>561658934IRL horse stables realised that getting your uma in uma gets them a bunch of fans so pay the game to put their stables horses in it and write them in a way that gets them a fanbase, and money/free hay
>>561658210That fits a lot on Yanko, but Almond Eye looks tacked on...
>>561659106>I've been a vegetarian for 15 yearsdeserved
Tell me about this gif. Why do they get Fus Ro Dah'd?
>>561658934the things I would do to Nishino
>>561659106this is literally all women nowadays I expected her to rape you or something
>>561659106wish i could go veggie so i dont get ass cancer but im too lazy
>>561659206Boobs too big
>>561659270She's a growing girl
>>561659270she's pregnant
>the next anime mc is sakuracap this
>>561659332with me
>>561659345>>561659345>>561659345
wtf is this card brodid I get gaslit again?
>>561659206
>>561659312For you
>>561659368So if you're a torena for one of them do you get both of them?
>>561658934>>561659206>>561659368how can she always do it?
>>561659224No, I've had a gf since then who was lovely, but it unfortunately just didnt work out because we were just too different and needed different things in a relationship>>561659243it's become a lot easier with how widespread (and good) the meat replacement stuff is now. I was never huge on meat, so it was never a difficult transition for me, but I could never go vegan
>>561658214
>>561659583It's time to kill women
Smart Falcute!
>>561658463You can't tell by their clothes but they are all succubus
>>561647869She got diarrhea
>>561658654BASED
>>561658943Get turf C and select your rival races very carefully. Never race against Nishino Flower, race against Seeking the Pearl if you are really good, the rest are shitters. Do some OP races, as you won't have an appropriate G3 until the turn before classic summercamp. You are also cucked out of summer camp, because you have to do G3 races there. Borrow Kitasan el Negro instead of NTR, as you will be training a bit more than in an average MaNT run.
team sirius is fucking nigger bugged and wont give the dates sometimes FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME GGG
>>561648781https://www.jbis.jp/horse/result/?sid=horse&keyword=eishin
