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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
any new theories with the new merchslop?
>>561657821Velveteen Ralsei >>561564456
>>561657493Hoo...
>>561658405ngry
>>561658405...man!
>>561657673Small black cock?
goa
what if I killed myself
>>561659294gurg
>>561659641gargle
>>561659726gay gun
>>561659357no one will shed a tear for him
>>561659357what if i had sex with you so you wouldn’t want to kill yourself
>>561659865gay star
>>561659917gay swords
>>561660171gay rage
>>561660235homo hug
>>561660395gay penis
take it to discord
i love being gay. i wish susie was a dude so i could jack off to him. thems are my early mornin utg thoughts, take em or leave em
>>561660450gay stare
>>561660547i can take it
>>561660547why don’t you just think about genderswapped susie
>>561660763gay goat
>>561660913gay game
>>561661043gay thread
>>561661093gay website
>>561661262gay anons
>>561661317gay homos
>>561661450gay gays
>>561661525gay earthGoatta go. Thanks for posting with me, fren! Have a nice gay!
>>561661793you too fren, cya! :D
>>561659357what if you took others with you. like people that you hated
I say I'm bi but really I'm fully gay I'd only date other men but would fuck around with a women for bragging rights
The goobers are still at large
I say I'm straight but really I'm fully incel I'd never date
>>561661525haha imagine if asriel stood on you with those paws hhahahahaa also imagine if he started to punch you playfully but it still kinda hurts hayhaahahah
>>561658492what would happen if you stabbed a person like that in real life instead of imagining it
>>561662502you’d probably go to jail
>>561662571Just move to a blue state and be black
>>561662680>racism towards blue people
>>561662751They've had it coming for a while
I say Im bi but really only in /utg/ because I would rape every single male poster to assert my dominance
>>561662751Sblurfs commit 80% of Dark World-related crimes in the US
i wonder if i will ever be able to love any real person as much as i love fave
>literal smurf world poster>literally gnome postingyou can't make this shit up
>>561663141
good morning i love them
if deltarune light world is supposed to be real and bad why isn't there an epstein?escapism being bad doesn't work if the light world is already escapism (epsteinless world)
>>561663531Epstein is implied, like Friend
I LOVE TV!
>>561662841fuckin drum smackers
god damn bluebackskill em all i say
Small boobs, medium or huge boobs?
never ask a red team supremacist what color his girlfriend is
>>561666298Boobs on whom?
Black and blue
>>561666298i prefer flat chests
doomin'
100 gecs was always awful garbage and i don't know how people even gave it the time of day.
>>561666298i prefer big or flat but not wont shy away at average
>>561666707moomin'
>>561666347Woman
>>561667078coomin'https://static1.e621.net/data/ef/24/ef24b580c0b1833067c580f83fdb4309.png
>>561667237gay goat
>>561667237uncanny
>>561667237my dick looks like that
>>561666818transcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUtgG3CHGhk
>>561662449Okay Dr. Seuss
>>561658492
>>561662680New York and California, those places famous for no arrests or murders by police (Probably why Asgore retired, he killed a minority that he was supposed to arrest and felt bad since police almost never get punished for doing that)
>>561668450california is a place in deltarune so this post is ontopic
>>561662449I read this as "furry incel" and thought me too except I'm not an incel I've just never asked a girl out because i grew up fat but I'm working on that thanks to ozempicMy plan is to be ready for a girlfriend physically & financially by summer 2027
The fluffy
He's such an adorable, chubby thing
Ooh baby do you know what that's worthOoh Heaven is a place on Earth
>>561669269
>>561666298I'm actually turned off by anything above c
>>561669269>cut to the fucking end of the world
They say in Heaven, love comes firstWe'll make Heaven a place on Earth
My Tangyrune.
>>561670042Do you think she's ok?
>>561670695No and I'm glad.
>>561668450I think you should be more worried about people being able to steal a thousand dollars worth of shit from you and your fave and have it only be counted as a misdemeanor. Thieves don't wear body cameras
>>561670042>>561670764Congratulations on winning a single incredibly low IQ internet slap fight once four years ago. Tell us more about how you're a cool and interesting anon it sounds like you are really living life to the fullest out here.
The weekend only just began and you're already samefagging
My Big Fat Stankyrune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1DUKZapCOc
>>561671327Love me some fatboy slimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlAEQKRZNKE
>tfw you will never be a sex slave dog for a higher being obsessed with making you an obedient vesselthe roaring cant come soon enough
>>561671542Big beat in general has a special place in my hearthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeAZyu2zh0Q
as a deltarune player, pee poo fart diarrhea shit fuck ass bitch cock rectum sniff
>>561672359I'm excited to go to electronic dance adjacent concert in a month. I haven't heard any bleeps or seen any laser beams since a prepandemic three day camping festival. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Lr9wVU2m0
is there deltarune to discuss?
>>561673198fave has a booger wall
>>561672828Sounds nice, my last big concert experience in general was Alice In Chains in 2019, nowadays it's just local shows, which can also be fun but in a different way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__biilMpnmw
>>561673198Nope, not a deltarune in sight just me and some dance music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am-vGoDu-kk
>>561673396Last concert I did was Dethklok, Dragonforce, and a band I had never heard of called Nekrogoblikon who actually went harder than the other two did. Great show in a huge arena that didn't need nearly that much space. Before that was Modest Mouse in a small regular concert hall venue that was sold out and packed and kind of sucked harder than I thought was possible. Dude shut down between every single song to hop on the mic and start yapping about shit nobody cares about and killed the energy every time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAf1j3u8i-M
Fave gets turned into a chicken.
look at this photograph
>ask thread to discuss undertale/deltarune>get told "no"welp.i tried.
>>561674246Alright I'm looking
>>561673764I hope to see Static-X or Dope live one day, something really energetic and decently heavy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAPG72Go6zo
>>561674449you won!
>>561674442Here's a gold star for effort, you'll get 'em next time slugger.
look at this goatagraph
>>561674615i'll just keep slugging.
>>561674768why he sadremember always when sadjust think of PINGASthere happy again
>>561674615>doomer browses this thread for scintillating conversations like this with krautgrim
Every time I do, it makes me laugh
I hope we get to see an imitation Darkner of Dess in the future chapters - a situation similar to Gerson where a person's idealized memory turns into one, except where Gerson was actually a good person, if flawed, Dess was just good at keeping up appearances, and her idealized image is nothing like the real thing and is based on something Noelle remembers. Bonus points if Dess' Darkner actually decides to help the Gang against the original.
>>561674883I mean it makes me happy and that's what is important. Did your post make you happy?
>>561674883everyone just wants to flirt with me.its like i am in some sort of shitty romance RPG but depending on who loses, it becomes a NTR-RPG.they have to look through the curtains and masturbate by themselves.
>>561674879pinness
>>561675125That wasn't even flirting you asked a question and got a direct answer, calm your tits Mr. Main Character of his Own Story.
>>561675125>kraut envisions men flirting with him HOLY FUCK JUST ADMIT YOUR GAY ALREADY>>561675304pinnis
>>561675112it didn't make me happy or unhappy. my emotional state is unrelated to posting on 4chan i just think you're kinda a loser.
>>561675125Just like my harem animesSoon the legendary sword will arrive (given to you by a romance interest) to defeat the ancient evil (coin flip if they are redeemable into a love interest)I will be the whacky salesman that oh my GOD TOBY YOU STOLE THAT TOO?!?!?! REEEEEEE sells you better items than the usual game shop, it's a good idea to give me your money come on I have the rarest items that can help you in your quest
>>561675526>anon is an unthinking unfeeling golem who doesn't post passionately What a shame anon. I would rather your post be made in anger so you could at least feel something about it if you can't feel good about your posts. Posting and feeling nothing afterwards? That's grim.
>>561675331yeah, yeah whatever.keep your trap in my presence if ya ain't gonna rune the delta.>>561675486unfortunately for you guys, i like women.well, at least physically.i get migraines when they talk.
>>561639209I wasn't onlinebut I am now
>kraut keeps teasing me with borderline gay comments while not fully confessing his gayliteral torture
>>561675973i wondered what smelled like shit.whaddup shitster.
>>561675856>Talk about game! >proceeds to immediately talk about women, again Never change kraut, your posts would be so much worse if you dropped the pretense and just admitted you use the thread as an alternative to therapy and the stress relief to deal with your whole psychological "woman complex".You gotta bring up Suselle every time to frame it, otherwise it just wouldn't be the same anymore.
I normally prefer original songs over "cover with lyrics " but I stumbled on this and REALLY liked the voice they have ERAMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=FJHRqs7cpmU
>>561676227you just said you don't want to discuss deltarune in a deltarune thread.who am i fucking talking to?the goddamn wall?
>>561676297woman comment
>>561674768>>561674891It's not fair that that the song became a meme, i love it but i also was a 13 year old unironically listening to that song all sad and hating leaving family vacation And then it was a Numbah 3 and 4 ship video that really made it stick to the point i read fanfics Alright thats enough remembering cringe for today
>>561676341nuh uh
>>561676451yuh uh
>>561676297I'm actually open to conversation about whatever, it was music before you barged in and made it about women and gays and asking if we are talking about Deltarune.Go ahead and post a theory about Deltarune, I might respond to it.
>>561676297low functioning reply
>>561676475>Go ahead and post a theory about Deltarune, I might respond to it.NTA, but ralsei big gay
>>561676475is there any projection on when the next newsletter is?did anyone learn what NORTHERN LIGHT says?is there any new hot theory on the market?i will complete my ch4 save in 2 months.i think my save is currently in ch4 in the light world pre-dark world.
Only Six or Seven left until CHAPTER 5 just SIX or SEVEN!!! left
>>561676651BIG if true
>>561676784*rapidly does the motion*
>>561676657>is there any projection on when the next newsletter is?probably during the summer anniversary?
ough
>>561676651Oh yeah he gay.>>561676657>newsletter Irrelevant this close to a new chapter>NORTHERN LIGHT Lots of interesting near anagrams >new theory That's what I asked you I haven't played Deltarune since beating chapters 3/4 on my normal and weird save and have not felt the need to. Playing both saves back to back wasn't quite tedious, but it wasn't quite fun either it just felt like a box to check and weird route didn't weird hard enough for me to care much more about it.
im too lazy and busy to get everything together, but I don't think Dess is a deer or a human. I think Dess is a lizard
>>561676657>is there any projection on when the next newsletter is?yes it will come out around mid may like all the other spring newsletters.
>>561677142armpits :-) :-D
Newsletter>still translating, guys!It's unfair because this has been such a mine for Mike and Tenna content and those fans are eating good
>>561677318She's a scaly jackalope
>>561675025Triple bonus points if Darkner Dess did it just because she felt that it would lead them to trouble and Knight Dess actually does protect Kris and DD goes "huh...I knew you had it in you" which leaves the door open to wild speculations and Toby loves his speculations
>>561677719The Spamton Sweepstakes was cool and gave us the whole not canon website ARG thing to talk about, those were real keys getting jingled. Every time fangamer sells another cheap plastic keychain or he does a collab with a vtuber or shouts out the glorious land of the rising sun for existing and taking a lot of time and resources to cater to just doesn't hit the same. He could have just run a yearly charity and raised a fuck ton of money for good causes if he was going to take a decade to release the game and done all the updates and deepest lore drops at once instead of a constant steady trickle of literally nothing.
>>561678091Now this is some 4D Dess Chess
>>561678802Realizing this meme (which has been shared by "normie" Deltarune pages many, many times) was drawn by perpleon just now was somewhat of a trip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLOtl3nLR7Q
good MORNING deltabros!!here's tenna killing my ex girlfriend
>>561680010your ex girlfriend was a genie?
>>561680010your ex girlfriend was a penie?
>>561680120Should've wished for a better relationship. What a dumbass.
>>561680010your ex girlfriend was a meanie?
>>561680010foids get the BTC (big tenna cock)
>>561680010your ex girlfriend was a weenie?
>>561680010did she leave you for big tv cock
>>561680010your ex girlfriend was a deanie?
>>561680010your ex girlfriend was a beanie?
>>561680010I worry about our artists sometimes but that's mostly because a lot of my favorite artists in general are gay furry genuinely schizophrenic drug addicts one bad month away from homelessness.
>>561680010your ex girlfriend was a [ERROR SPAM TON OVERFLOW]?
>>561680010why?
i was your ex girlfriend (real)
violence against women is always appreciated
>>561680010please please tell us the story please
>>561681136I can get her back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=870j0RZhRD4
>>561681191violin against whamen is music to my ears (badum tsh)
>>561680010i expect better from a tennagod, unhinged behavior. you bring us shame
>>561678182Sounds like Toby should do more delegating if he really wants to do THIS and THAT while also doing THIS inbetween THATGood news though there are better voice to text AI services now, it's arguably better than touch typing
>>561681394i don't think that's unhinged.this is.i feel like this planet is a penal colony to turn people gay.
i am your girlfriend (real) (trad)
>>561681801Stop washing dishes we have a dishwasher come and let us google all the actors in this show and gossip about where they are now
>>561681801you're a fucking idiot and you disapear when people take their medication.
>>561680010Are you male or female?
>>561680717you're right on the money my friend
>>561681962>let us google actors and gossipi am now your ex girlfriend (real) (not trad) (woke)
>>561681801
>>561682126>tennafag>artistically inclined>i think that art style made shit-ass dice-shiti call woman.
>>561682126we were both TRANS FEMALES so make of that answer what you will
>>561682341trains??? females???
>>561682341was she a tennafag
>>561682286>>561682286>>561682341krautshe not beating the tgirl gotesista allegations
>>561682135It's more common than people expect. I have seen it 11 times as a matter o' fact. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buYrBbwyCGE
>>561681786cool spamton picture, who painted it?
>>561682509i don't need to beat the allegations for as long as i beat you.and you are three levels below me.
>>561682664>krautshe confirming her genderbrave and stunning!
>>561680010Are you a dyke?
>>561682189>your exOh uh listen it was cool of you to visit but I have this thing I need to do we'll tall sometime!
>>561682341are you the person who was talking about detransitioning before your tits get too big and posting tenna pics
>* Two steps ahead.>* I am, ALWAYS, two steps ahead.
>>561682851>we'll tall sometime!NO DON'T PUT ME GF EXTENDO MACHINE! NO I DONT WANNA BE TALL AAAAAA
>>561682341Deserved it. TTD.
>>561682934>Tenna titties D-cupwhat did anon mean by this
>>561683052honry
>>561682934Trump Tennangment Dyndrome
>>561682341the way you speak reminds me of one of my tranny friends
>>561682928Imagine seeing this in the wild
oh my fucking god I'm so awkward, i just wanted a haircut since it was getting too long but because I'm so awkward and didn't know what to say I ended up getting a fucking bob
>>561682928>>561683140>taking photos in the bathroomthat aint right
>>561683175dangit bobbeh
Imagine pissing at a urinal and seeing Tenna whip out his tenis next to you
>>561683175sounds like a blessing in disguise if you got cool undertale human hair. how short did you want it instead
>>561681786Krautsie loves painter
>>561683175you're kris now.
>>561683175bobs are cute. you're a woman right?
>>561683356She's too old for his tastes
>>561683469I forgot he likes cubs
>playing chapter 3>these two appear in the desert board>they're in a closed off area you can never access>they walk off screen, never to appear for the rest of deltarune
Is it weird to want Chara hair as a man?
>>561683703Not if you're gay, which you are
>>561683703no it’s really really based. i’m totally not saying that because im obsessed with chara and think their look as a man is peak attractiveness and grew out my hair cause i think they’re so cool or anything. it’s just really cool and you should do it
Well he ain't my boy but the brother is heavyGave away my possessions and moved into a chevyVan, yeah, that's the masterplanDrive into the woods and eat corn out the canhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWZVKU5imx0
>>561683949Your best friend is youI'm my best friend tooWe share the same views and hardly ever argueEat spam from the canWatch late night C-SPANAnd rock out to oldschool Duran Duranhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaPfzgUFJyI
>>561683672wrow
>>561683175If you're a man, my condolences.
>>561684247Fookin' love me duran duran.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EON3DnBbflQ
>>561683351no idea, I don't like to get haircuts so usually I wait a while till I really have to, I just don't like having short hair but because of my dumbassery, I'm stuck with a literal red fucking bob, bangs and all>>561683402Kris is probably less awkward than me>>561683421no I'm not, I'm a young gay twink so this is pretty bad on my part>>561683703idk, maybe?>>561684321thanks, I really needed it since I'm already gotten teased over it
>>561684604censor your face and post it i want to see it
>>561682659some woman (insane) post ch3 i think.
>his brainbratwurst is BOILED by the COGNITOHAZARD of OBESE SPAMTON AND TENNA frotting their GREASY PUBIC MOUNDS and BURIED PENII to completion
>>561683356who?
>>561684604go get another haircut asap.
>>561684604How did you even get this by accident
>>561683672I would yell KINO outloud.
>>561683672I'll be the first to admit i'd physically stand up from my chair and shout, "Toby, you magnificent fucker!"
bing bong brapster
Susi
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>561657573gonna try to pixelmake kris and the vessel next
>>561685959chudsie.
>>561685959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB8N2EsjzRA
Who are the strongest and weakest characterfags in /utg/ objectively
>>561686070fucked up evil scarab causes rash and inflammationcute knight
If I went up to him and called him handsome do you think he would execute me?
>>561686179pic related>>561686184Susie strikes me as the type to play the same Flash homerun simulator game for months and learning all the ins and outs of it.
>>561686316The one with the least amount of mantits, which is none. They all seem to have an upsetting and inconvenient amount. Every last one of them, some just haven't mentioned it yet
>>561686557aw.now i feel bad for shitposting.have a real krusie.
>>561686316Autistic power levels or physical strength or are we just averaging out all attributes?
>>561686723are womantits included in the criteria for evaluation?
>>561686723>breast envy
>>561686832All the womantits are identical size as the man ones so that's up to you>>561686864Damn, I've been found out
>>561684975sure, idc if anyone makes fun of it since I'm finding it pretty funny myself, I'm sure it'll be fine in a sooner than later>>561685286I wish I could, I spent all my money this week on booze and this shitty haircut, I won't be able to till later on next week which is bullshit>>561685328by being extremely awkward and not bringing in a picture of what you wantgo ahead and make fun of it, I know how horrible this is
>>561686316Spamtennafags are the definition of power around here
>>561686767That's one of my favorite Krusies ever, I love that wordless "notice me dumbass" expression.
>>561686945Giving me 2000s emo vietnam war flashbacks anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7fl_wO-lHs
>>561686776Power as in when they start posting their physical and autistic presense creates a menacing aura vs being basically invisible to everyone around no matter how much of a tryhard they are
>>561686945It doesn't look too bad but if it really bugs you that much just get a buzz cut. Also nigga you look like Kris
>>561686316this general is gote town, the rest of us just live here
>>561686945This is not bad, would even call it cute.
>>561686945it’s cute though wtf. what’s your problem with it
>>561687207It's just 4chan not that jojo's anime but if it was an anime my vote would go to the pillars of the community.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew
>>561686316>strongesta spamtonfag got a fat spamton tattoo>weakestMewmewfags
>>561686945You just look like an emo, which isn't necessarily a bad thing unless you think it is but on its own isn't anything unusual or as horrible as you say, no one would bat an eye at you
>>561686316>strongestmine>weakestyours
>>561687453>a spamtonfagif she only loves her fave off model, she simply does not love him.
>>561687081susie can be such a cute little quirkster.
>>561687453>got a temporary tat for (You)s then dipped entirely in case anybody asked so see it againWEAK
>>561687636She definitely loves fave more than you
>>561687585yeah thiseven if you want something else, you wont have to wait for it to grow out. this is a nonissue friend
>>561686945bro got transported here from 2008
gao
>>561686945post face
>>561687636>muh off modelI'm not particularly interested in painter but this argument rings hollow considering everyone here rarely posts or draws perfectly on-model art of their fave, do (You) post on-model fave?
>>561686316The strongest? FroggitLORDCHRISTDEITIES. The weakest?WhimsunKEKKYPOOPYLOSERS.
>>561687715>got a temporary tat you're no fun, we're meant to play along and pretend it's real for the thread lore
>>561687780she feels more emotions than i do in general, i'm a depressed adult and she's a teenage girl.>>561687919i do, actually
>>561686945>filenameWith that cut, gladly!
>>561687794A modern day Austin Powers with about the same relative time difference. In 2008 anon would have absolutely drowned in goth girls and scene chicks with that hair dyed black. Literal sex magnet tier. Anon just needs to make it work in 2026 and be the new generation of bad boy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90h2gLgTz5g
>>561687715>>561688028her explanation of getting the tattoo in the magma call seemed pretty damning. i think it’s real
>>561687978fuck off froggitfag
>>561688176i would pay so much money to be the fly on the wall when her parents see it for the first time
>>561688176Wait, the fat Spamton anon is a woman?
>>561687192yeah, I can kinda see it desu>>561687260for as much as this is annoying me it's so much better than a buzz cut, like I can't stand them>>561687307>>561687372honestly I expected like some bullying or something for it, not this>>561687585idk if it's a bad thing but the people I'm around are certainly being pricks about it, it might just be insecurityI'm gonna do another post since I got more replies so 1/?
>>561688049Show us your art that pales in comparison to her’s
>>561688264Anon everyone in this thread looks like they could be in a music video but like one of the weird ones that Dess would have shown Kris and Noelle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmHDhAohJlQ
>>561671668gonna need a source for that boss
>>561688094Emos are still highly sought after in the modern day, it's the 20 of 26 and by now all the previous fashion and alt communities are more accepted, the only difference for emo boys is that instead of being expected to be so skinny their ribs are visible they now get bonus points for having some muscle definition (guaranteed pussy magnet if there is decent muscle mass and the guy can pull off a 'bad boy' look)
>>561688264>people I'm around are certainly being pricks about itoh okay so that’s why. the world is immensely hostile and cruel towards men having hair that looks good or cute and im sick of it i cry thinking of all the boys out there getting buzz cuts and broccoli hair instead of emo cuts and majestic manes
>>561688451My boyfriend (male) says I'm the pretty one, and I trust his opinion since he has actually seen me IRL
>>561688439i don't make art and i don't have any hostility towards her artsit down girl.
>>561688049>>561688817>kraut is still orbiting painter
>>561668164Bizarre rust/decay based entity with a giant eye peeking around the corner of the mirror
>>561688706Everyone who tries to shame and looks down on cute or hot guys deserves to be publicly flogged daily until their mindset changes
>>561687794I wish, prices even then was a lot better than it is now>>561687913no, I may of posted my shitty haircut but posting your face on here of all places is pure retardation>>561688076-_->>561688094unironically there was a joke when I was a kid that I was a mini austin powers because of how charming and polite I was lol>>561688706it's so bad tho, like I always hated getting my hair cut short when I was younger but even having slightly longer hair as a man puts a fucking target on you, especially if you're an awkward ginger guy like me
>>561688715How are your break skills? If you were walking down the street and the DJ dropped a fat beat as your rival gang approached you would be able to throw down without getting served right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RLoP8hQ2_8
>>561688249One is a woman, there's another who's a fag
>>561688515https://www.reddit.com/r/KriSOUL/comments/1rxcdt5/18_the_training_a_rebellious_dog_8284_dr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_buttonhave fun
>>561687207If we're talking like people who seem to be legit IRL autistic then CoL was 200%. When Asgorefag actually replies to anyone there's a strong vibe coming from him too, but besides them the genuine autism radar stays pretty quiet.
>>561688264>the people I'm around are certainly being pricks about itI will beat them up for you bby you're perfect as you are
>>561688912didn't you get bored of accusing random people of being temfag/kraut/col/spamtits/whoever yesterday
>>561689160All I know is how to do a chokehold, which I taught my BF also so we would be safe if someone tried to square up to either one of us. Of course neither one of us knows how to do it properly, which makes us a lot more dangerous than you think
>>561686316>strongestGasterbros
>>561689723>say you make on model art of fave>you do shitty shadow mantle pixel art>same way of typing as krautthis is pathetic
>>561689359At least asgorefag seems to be resilient to the attempts to bother him. Either he's hard to trigger or the people trying to troll him epic style haven't found whatever makes him tick unlike CoL who would write long dull paragraphs about about things he is self triggering over. You didn't even have to say Link but Blue or engage with him at all he just showed up already mad about some incredibly specific thing and dropping as much revealing personal information as possible and ready to start sperging on everyone who would listen.
>>561689723>everyone who i don't like is the same guymeds now
>>561689929>>say you make on model art of favei never actually said that. i confirmed that i POST on model art of fave. please read a comment before you decide to get mad about it.
>>561689783>posts nothing >disappears immediately >their presence is functionally unknown to all Gasterbros are literal ghosts around here. A whisper on the wind in the shadow of giants.
>>561663228They look so blissful as a smurf. Tf man
I'm technically not anonymous on here but also so lazy to do even low-effort posting like ritualposts that artschizo can't really criticize my art because I'm not active enough. The most I've accomplished are fleeting memes that outgrew my association, and will live on beyond me.I should post more art though.>t. overly garrulous fave
>>561689783i agree with this, gasterbros seldom make bad posts.
>>561690150You can stop replying kraut, you already git caught yesterday
>>561690257Just post the thing you're actually known for I'm not playing 20 questions, literallywhoanon
>>561690257yeah same kind of. although i've found myself getting more active lately. but typically it's hard for me to be motivated enough to have much to post about or share regularly
>>561690257I may draw a lot, but a perk is that no one really gives a proper shit like the popular drawfags and neither do I get enough (You)s in order to become a shiny new target for artschizo, this is great
>>561690220Kris' past life as Emo Smurf was a good one
>>561690464fine. here's my GIMMICK. the bald swatch posts you all know and lov.>>561690630it's like a stimmy ecosystem. the big bold artists tank the stimmyleech hits while the less notorious scamper and frolic around them
>>561690450I've always loved the garnet about to pointlessly jump off the balcony in the second panel
>>561690772I've never seen this image before in my life
>>561690961It's posted once a year. Commit it to memory now because it'll be a while before you see it again
>>561690961>he's never seen bald swatch beforewe still get newfags?
>>561690772I assumed 100% of bald posts were one of berdfag's many forced gimmicks. You're just actually anonymous, anon. Not even a blip on the radar.
>>561686945you have a beautiful hair color and nice thick hair, its not that bad. Maybe try sweeping it back out of your face
>>561690630The secret doctors don't want you to know is that watching artschizo get uppity over your art feels kinda good, like drinking blue Gatorade
Heyo /utg/How are you?
>>561691181>berdfag's many forced gimmicks.have any of them ever been funny?
>>561676252This is a pretty good voice! Not 1:1 with how I hear it (More boyish, more Flowey like), but Eram sounding like an absolute pest is really on the mark.
>>561691572noh~
>>561670990hey thanks
>>561691181>berdfag taking credit for forced gimmicks that aren't even HISI mean, I do understand why he'd gravitate to baldposting...
Banger alerthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIJEfmP55cY
>>561691693https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEtvIFNLfVE
>>561663228i would steal smurf kris
Tasquedad fucks dead deer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>561677318Kris really did replace her with Susie if true, damn
>>561691572as long he finds them fun does it matter?
>>561689441>>561691196tf these actually made me blush
>>561691951yes? this is a public forum, not his personal playspace
>>561691908Okay tenant.(because you'll never own a home. or retire.)
How it feels being multiple anons and gimmickfags in this very general AND thread BTW
>>561691951I sort of liked the period of time when I didn't have to see his armpit fetish daily but he had much worse posts at one point so I suppose we are just subjected to it and screenshots of his game.
>>561691951berdturd…
*stares longingly at your balls*
>>561692159I wonder what it's like to be evil.
>>561692272thanks fren
>>561692272Not happening, not in the mood, especially not when you consent.
>>561692332You are a bad person.Not evil, just too retarded to be left unsupervised on the internet or in public with a gross history of sexual harassment and narcissism.https://old.reddit.com/r/ReddXReads/comments/qwos6j/genebeard_my_furry_legbeard_ex_by_dark_warchief/
>>561692501Ok Renter
>>561692582HOT
oh boy i see tasquetard and the anon that keeps shitting itself at the pure sight of the dutch alpha male.
>>561692879instead of sucking off dutchmen how about you try some swedish sausages?
>>561692879Hello there. how are you today? to my chagrin I can't worship you anymore, in accordance to your wishes.For what it's worth ima see how the noble titles work here, maybe dad/family has enough clout so I can ascend you. Unlike that renter you deserve it.
>>561692879I'm surprised you can't recognize it's your BF doomer doing it.
>>561692879i really do worry about your memory kraut
what happened to tennafagette 2.0?
this place sucks
>>561693052thank you for posting this. i think about it all the time>>561693126literally was tasquefag as predicted, they got banned at the same time.
>>561693001Sweden is the worst scandinavian country.>Denmark, lego and based politics>Norway, best country to live in worldwide>Finland, defied orcs and won>Sweden>Sounds like ''swine'' >Lets in sand savagesnumbers, please vote nationalist.
>>561693171human... remember my BLUE STOP SIGNS
>>561693171I think YOU suck,>!not really...!<
>>561693448i think that i suck, your penis that is
>>561693448fuck, I just realise I didn't specify 4chan when I was looking up how to do spoiler text :/
<333
>>561693356Doomer do you live in squalor?
>>561693356do I get a funny looking wojak too ? :)
>>561693634ctrl+s
>>561693171I want to sex you if ur a girl>>561693448U too.
>>561693718you need to post face first.
>>561693894>he doesn't know
>>561693894>he lacks critical information
>>561693894He already did and got plenty of attention for it once already. I think he's fishing for (you)s after that cutie posted his hair earlier I would be feeling insecure too if I had self esteem issues.
>>561693894he did, that's why he's asking for attention right now
>>561681317we were the [BIG] and the [SHOT] and then she decided to [EXPOSE] my [INNARDS] of calling her out because i said putting on her [FUTA MIKU] avatar was not appropriate for when she hung out with the [Ketchup Kids]needless to say im living in a goddamn [Garbage Can] while she gets to [Cruise as you Snooze]
>>561694080>>561694072>>561694018>>561693956the baldo?
>>561694130yeah. the sad thing is he's not even an ugly freak like tasquefag, just painfully average.
Day 2 with Tasquefriend. I can feel it quickening now. How lucky we are to need each other in this way.
>>561694263CoL looked average I'm not even going to dignify him with rating.
>>561694263Without his glasses Tasquefag is 7/10
>>561693126>>561693173>>561693356El schizo
>>561694489(me)sorry i messed up i meant 7/100
>>561694489>*mirror shatters, dogs start barking in the distance, somewhere a baby starts crying*
>>561694114Was a futa miku avatar actually equipped in front of children? Specifically children? Like what kind of social contextIs this vrchat or something? Can I see the avatar to know how bad/extreme it was
>>561694489fine. https://files.catbox.moe/lhw99b.png>>561694263Have you people considered you may consider other men/yourself ugly because you aren't into men? bet the scores will veer higher if we're rating women. >>561694790okay you made me smirk and ''heh'' that visual was funny. I wish had powers like that, I'd become a superhero that wears a mask until combat starts.
Tasquebrap looks like Seth MacFarlane if he had fetal alcohol syndrome
>>561693126there's at least two tennafaggettes who still post regularly
>>561694263I'm Mid
>>561694981hello mid im dad
taking a rip out of the utg group bong
I want to do a frozen elsa makeover on him over and over again until he looks goodThought Mettaton about Burgerpants
>>561695014
>>561695093https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcBIzuuIdOA
>>561695093*puts scopolamine powder in (devil's breath)*
>>561694114Not even /utg/ is safe from the cold, hard reality of stereotypes being completely accurate
>>561694114holy fuck you dodged a missile
>>561693001anon, i don't trust anything up north with sausages because i went to denmark and had pölser and those sucked as hard as i imagine you would.they weren't very good.its a very mediocre sosig with red 40 coloring, which is just to give it a more appealing color, but nobody ever wondered if red should have a flavor apart from disappointment.i expected spice, something.i could drink the boil water and have as much of a good time as eating them.>what kind of sausage do i trust?german, dutch?, austrian, swiss, maybe french, poles and czechs.
Fat Ralsei
I just had to package and ship a pocket vibrator at work yesterday, which one of you ordered it? Come on, fess up.
>>561694114Damn lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajJ-C7h-oXE
>>561695896my mom
>>561695896not me this time although i'm looking for a new dildo because the one i ordered last week is too big, i got the wrong size
Don't you hate it when this happens?
>>561696071just order dildos so you have one in each size, don't throw the big one away just yet
>>561695896That'sh me...Guilty as *uuurrrppp* charged. Mike couldn't find the last one under me...I'm sorry. *flatulent TV static*
>>561657493So just finished Undertale, Neutral and then Pacifist. A friend of mine urged me to play this even though the fandom are all annoying furries. Gotta say it surprised me by how good it is. Got me all emo at the end. I will skip the No Mercy route, I don't want to harm these little darlings.
>>561696163yeah ok goldilocks
>>561696375dont know if that is supposed to be an insult or not
>>561696350Go play Deltarune and then tell us which annoying furry is your favorite and keep posting here for years.
>>561696163i didnt throw it away but i'll probably never use it
>>561694114detransition or futa mikus will be your only option for the rest of your life
>>561696350That's how it gets ya
>>561696442we may never know
>>561696468I thought it wasn't finished yet?
>>561695896I wish that were me, but I can't order sex toys online because the only reliable method involves contacting the friend of a relative and I don't have the courage to message her to notify her of what I bought so she can ship the items to me
fave is messing around on his pc while drinking hard liquor, ask me anything guys
>>561686070love this
>>561696321why must fatty lovers also enjoy farting and belching?
>>561696625what kind of hard liquor. i wish i was drinking hard liquor too. i wish i was drinking with fave and making out sloppy style
Alcohol is for losers, said fave
>>561696592Doesn't need to be it's like Warioware or watching Lost on TV or something I don't know just go play it so you get the proper /utg/ experience and know what everyone is yapping about when the thread actually talks about the game.
>>561694881sorry folks i dont want to be banned from the board againhave a [BALUTPIPIS]
>>561696726I'm sipping between a bottle of captain morgan and a jack daniel, normally I'm a red wine or beer kinda dude but I decided to switch things up tonight
>>561696635because its a fetish about being gross
Alcohol is for winners, said fave
>>561696635Disgusting shit and humiliation shit is at the core of a lot of horrible fetishes, so you can trace it back to that probably
>>561696635I don't but I feel isolated from other fatty lovers as I don't like what most other enjoy.
Alternate universe William S. Sessions be like: Winners Use Drugs
>>561696939>Capt, Jack, Wine, and Beer The world's most generic alcohol enjoyer, I bet he doesn't IV drip absinthe with extra wormwood.
>>561696932you should catbox it
i love you guys
>>561696932i hope you can find a good partner someday. dating as a trans woman looks really hard.
>>561697332i love guy
post tomodachis.
>>561696635...I'm sorry...I didn't actually fart or belch. I was just making those noises with my screen because I thought i-it's what the audience wanted...oh, I guess it's not the 90s anymore, and NO ONE finds fatties farting funny...Mike, throw all those club sodas in the GARBAGE!
>>561697192how dare I drink the most basic stuff and not experiment every time, I don't get spirits too often so got the most popular brand I can find
>>561697467this is beautiful. its a shame I dont own a switch and im too poorfag at the moment to buy the game anyways
>>561697467should i get this game? be honest
>>561697467Is emulating a Switch easy? Because that game is one of the only games I've been excited over for 10 years
>>561697685i remember this
>>561697243ok perhaps i may have exagerrated a bittwas the rabbithole miku one but there was still NAUGHTINESS>>561697387your only options these days are other ones or chasers aint that for true
>>561697671Isn't the demo free? I think I'll download the demo on my roommates switch when i get home
Just a chill Chapter 1 guy
>>561697387Trans people are not worth dating if you got mental stuff going on yourself. too high maintenance. ex 8 is one. the one doomer keeps posting, ex 7, became trans after dating me. kekkeroonialso, most trans people are just extremely annoying. think whooms the renter is annoying? he's a third of what trans people are like
>>561697387I wouldn't mind being with one since I'm bi as fuck, she'll have to deal with me sounding and acting like a flamer and not some macho man though
if you download the demo dont build the clothing store because that apparently locks you out from playing the demo and your miis stay in their house and refuse to speak or whatever. https://www.ign.com/articles/tomodachi-life-living-the-dream-demo-turns-all-your-miis-into-homebound-advertising-robots-if-you-buy-them-clothes
Last night I dreamt I opened chapter 5 and we were controlling fave for some reason and I was really excited because I love fave, and I was sad when I woke up but also not that sad because I’d also dreamt that they were complacent in the ritualized sexual abuse of young women like in a religious state through arranged polygamous marriage and I was one of them in the dream which was awful because we were getting molested and shit and I was like damn I really have to reevaluate what I thought about their character what the fuck toby?? Why can’t I have normal dreams fuck my chud life
>>561697602They're totally fine it's just fun to rib people about their choice of alcohol. Consider trying Mount Gay and Appleton Estate rum for slightly fancier ones and I like Bacardi Gold personally for a cheap one that is getting mixed with cola or lemonade and juice anyways. There's nearly endless Whiskey variety and options but I would try looking for Old Grand-Dad bottled in bond or Old Forester 100 Proof as you can find both for less than Jack with more alcohol and better flavor profiles.
>>561698173>canonical chara thought bubble
>>561698184what fave would do this
>>561697467Stolen from Xitter.
>>561698383>They tell stories about (you) around the campfire
>>561698173>homebound advertising robotfave...
>>561693052I'm just glad the waiting hurts him almost as much as it hurts me. Clearly not enough to speed up production but he's at least experiencing some punishment.
>>561698638i remember toby saying somewhere that he wouldnt want to spend more than 7 years making a game either before or when he released chapter 1, he definitely remembers saying it too and it probably haunts him everytime he closes his eyes
>>561698065Why did you even try a troon
>>561698383here's the thing, a straight man isn't going to go after them, like that's just a fact no matter how hard they don't want to acknowledge it, I completely accept trans folk for who they are but the reality is most people who would go after one leans more on the bi side and I really don't think that's a bad thing
>>561697891oh i didnt know it was just a demo. might as well download it then tbdesu
>>561698909He said that before he was hanging out with every single Japanese game developer and getting Sans in smash bros, to be fair.
fave-flavoured snacks
>>561698193>Mount Gay>Grand-Dadhehe
Alphys used her going into the cartoon ray to go fuck all the hot babes of Rick & Morty but oh no Rick "Pickle" Sanchez has become aware of her plan will she get out of this one unscathed folks
>>561699047>a straight man isn't going to go after themSaying this in certain circles will get you broken on the wheel. I don't even disagree with you. I just want to point out that saying this stuff makes you radioactive to a certain type of trans woman.
>>561699021He couldn't even date a severely autistic girl on DeviantART and has a face that looks like fetal alcohol syndrome smashed it lump with a hammer he is horrifying. He claims to be a published author, nobility, and has had sex with dozens of men and women daily for hours at a time when he isn't herding sheep.
>>561699021not to defend the potato but he said it happened after they dated
I like Asgoreanon. I wish I could be so fucking zen.
>>561698383trannies sure are picky for people who are worse than women without any of the good qualities of men, said fave
>>561699204ONIONS GREEN IS FAVES!!!!!
>>561699401that's ex 7, ex 8, most recent one, was a troon already.Idk she had a job, paid rent, had her shit together. proofread for my book. It's unfortunate she sperged out before finishing and thus missed getting a special thanks credit in the back of said book. it was emotional volatility, couldn't decide she wants to be me friend or date me and after a while I was fed up and said ''we are friends, at least for half a year. you need to get your bearings girl'' she wasn't happy. Ghosted to a place that overlaps with my friendgroup, friends ratted her out to me. I told her to kick rocks and i'm done.
Tasquedad fucks dead deer and Tennafagette doesn't exist.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/546083797/#q546131935https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/546083797/#q546112282
fave loves making overgeneralized claims about large groups of people
>>561699990>posted it again award
>>561699341well lucky I wouldn't want to be with those types of people, I don't even like to be friends with those who are too sensitive, like I fully support trans rights but I do think there's a certain subtype that I just can't stand because they don't even actually struggle with shit, like the middle class white fuck with supportive parents or at worse dismissive parents? the type that says you don't have to have dysphoria to be trans? fuck em, I like my people with some backbone
>>561699348wait are you suggesting that tasquefag lies about himself in here?surely not! he's an extremely handsome and trustworthy fellow. i've never seen him lie in here before, just tell hard hitting truths.he also has an excellent fave, tasquemaster is a hotty.
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>561699898>Tasquefag is the mature oneTrans, not even once
>>561700026all faves love this
>>561699898Why do you use 8's preferred pronouns but not 7's?
>>561700151Goatnight
>>561699204>putting nuggets in fridge instead of freezerhelooo salmonella
>>561700331i like this
>>561700308susie could facetank many food-borne illnesses i bet
>>561700103He also ''chadifies'' me. Doomer subconsciously is aroused by me.''I had 8 lovers in 18 years of being itnerested in dating''>I fuck dozens of people dailyDoomer thinks I'm a sex god, because he craves me. ''He said narcissist in that story, called me a toilet which he learned from fallout london's dog syndicate. I don't know what narcissism is. He said what a VPN is to post freely. I should look into these things and imitate him, as I don't know what they are'' >Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery''I went to uni for biochem''>Tasquefag must be a professor graduateDoomer thinks I'm smart, subconsciously.''My bio dad is rich''>Tasquefag is a very rich, self made millionaireDoomer thinks I'm succesfulUnironically, with how much I influence his mood and behavior? Doomer is my biggest fan, not you lmao. I still appreciate you though.
>>561700208it's retarded to trust any story he tells
blogposting
what type of doe is this
Flush the toilet.
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO>*splat noise*>LANCER RADIO 102.3>https://youtu.be/N_dbXnphroo
>>561700841this is a carefree pinwheel doewhat type of doe is this
>>561700719do you know how late it is? oh lookthat's the letter Rthat one? the 23 diagonal lines with the crossbar? that's the letter A.... see that round one with the vertical line attached to it? can you guess? there is a reward in it for you. one you don't want.
Deltarune took so long to make they're making a new Star Fox game
>>561700996R A L S E I (!)
>>561700996I will give you 10 bucks on Steam if you don't rape for a week.
>>561700996>23 diagonal linestasquefag doesn't even know what the letter A looks like
>>561701000>they're also doing an OoT remakei am so tired
>>561701218Okay, that was good. you'll escape my penile wrath for today.
>>561700308>salmonellai didn't know anon's country did not have a concept of sanitation before the end of the millenium
it's been 3 months since the last newsletter it's so over
>>561701686the spring newsletter is always in may
i should really just blow my head off with a sawn off shotgun
I WANT TO PROCEED.
The Deltarune Movie where the reveal who the Knight is in the fucking poster
>>561701850The spring 2023 one was in March, but Toby said that he won't have shit to tell us "for a while," so we're probably not getting a newsletter until we have a release date.
Toby's third game will return to his roots as an epic online poster and have nonstop vulgarity
>>561701919I'm too horny today because I legitimately saw this thumbnail as a naked woman for a half secondif you squint your eyes just right you can kinda see it
>>561701923what if i blew your mind with my cock instead
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOYMY FATHERTOOK ME INTO THE CITYTO SEE A I fucking hate you tasquefag
why the FUCK is this twink blushing
>thread drama again
>>561702294Anon, I...
>>561702518I'm sorry asgorefag I haven't jerked off in a few days
>>561702506its 2-3 anons arguing back and forth. ignore them. filter them. report any posts that break the rules. and post about how hot fave is
>>561702234>The spring 2023 one was in MarchYes March 31st so practically May. Toby did a separate newsletter for the release date last year and still did the Spring newsletter in may. The next newsletter will be then, trust my autism.
If Kris's adopted parent was Heihachi Mishima instead of Asgore and Toriel they would have grown up right
>>561702712you mean april?
>>561702764that's how Undertale starts actually
>>561702612It's okay, take this
>>561702294I see it
>>561702712Anon………..
Deltarune somehow feels like both an unpolished game, and polished at the same time
>>561702712toby needs to find some sprites that won't spoil or hype anything (he can't)
i don't like noelle, like toby if you're gonna do more yuri stuff then make the lesbians actually likable, undyne and alphys was great but suselle? only susie is good in that ship, noelle is just annoying
>>561702919Asgorefag also likes Undyne??? Oh yeah... the pieces are all coming together.>>561703016delicis
thread's so boring on week days. post interesting utdr videoshttps://youtu.be/0mOHXUC698Y
Tony please just one Carol newsletter appearance I’m fucking dying
fave matched with a woman on tinder but in a couple of her photos she's quite large. usually fave would not go for such a person but ever since those posters wiggled into faves brain fave is a little curious how it would be
>>561703796Quite large in what ways
>>561703395https://files.catbox.moe/bhe9ub.mp4here's one that I can't find anywhere else online now, luckily I got it downloaded but I wish I was able to get a higher quality version, I'm a HUGE final fantasy fan so I kinda love this, pretty nostalgic for me too
>>561703283Toby just needs to put her in the dark world for more natural chemistry and make her weirder of her own accord and it will be perfect I tell you. I do think what we already have is cute but if you let them have optional dialogue by interacting with objects like they're normal party members I bet more people would warm up to them, then making Noelle weirder or just more assertive (think Noelle confronting Susie about the codes) would give the relationship some much needed spice.
>>561702919the lock of hair first looked like a nose.i thought the fish was israeli.
>>561703332She's my fourth fave behind Papyrus, but my interest in her is strictly coolness rather than sexual
>>561634927I still want to know where the hell all the light in the underground is coming from if everything is meant to be diegetic. Why are the Ruins and Snowdin perfectly well lit while Waterfall has trouble?
>>561703283Noelle is really really REALLY good in kriselle though.
>>561703974this is great, thank you for posting this. saved
>>561703961shes slightly chubby in some pictures and really fat in others
The older I get, the more appreciate how fast Undertale's pacing was. You meet Flowey, Toriel, Sans and Papyrus all in like 15 minutes. A lot of shows and games are too fucking slow nowadays.
>>561702849>>561703076i have no explanation for this. i think it's over for me.
https://youtu.be/etyvSFXV2kw
>>561704365Crazy how both Caine and Mr. Tenna are in prison for first degree murder now...
>>561704114wait HE DOES KNOW?Fuck right off, I wish I could explain why that upsets me but I just got back to the playthrough I cant spend multiple paragraphs talking about something unrelated right away
>>561704365tenna looks sexo in this
>>561704458Doesn't he explain it before or after his fight?
>>561704608Ive seen every dialogue possible leading up this point, never at any point does he explain they need your SOUL. He actively plays dumb and says he has no idea what they'll do to you after he sends you off to the capital
Fave runs up to you and goes DEMON FANG DEMON FANG SONIC THRUST!
>>561704458correct me if I'm wrong but isn't he just repeating what Undyne is saying to him throughout that entire scene
>>561704330lmaooo don’t worry about it
>>561702025Masetr my newest invention is not ready yet. It uses Doomer's low intelligence posts to make the target a retarded goatfag. if I deployed it now it may instead scour all retardation from the target instead! It'll kill my poor crotch pillow.
>>561704458Papyrus is a complex character that knows more than he lets on.
>>561704783>never at any point does he explain they need your SOUL.Pretty sure this dialogue is after his fight
>>561704264>liking an offmodel person
any of you chunguses at PAX? I just saw some anime cosplayers in the train station
>>561704264Sounds like my kind of woman.
>>561704783Another monster acknowledging the mechanics for the pile>>561705083I mean sure but he's not surprised, like he knows the ultiamte goal is the human's soul and that they will want you dead not just captured>>561705578The way I took this is he thinks you'll still be alive to do it, that they're just having you "Help" them break the barrier, not harvesting your soul for it
>>561705710heh
>>561705710I'd argue he sounds surprised and didn't think hurting the human was necessary
https://youtu.be/BtRP__I4BUE
>>561705660I may be stupid, the con isn’t even in my state yet. This is like the time I saw a furry for the first time in my life and thought anthrocon was here
I am quite fond of this darkner
it's the weekend!
I died before yet I can't bring it up without sounding crazy. It was painful and there was nothing afterwards. I don't want to experience that again.
>>561706073I just think you'd have a way stronger reaction if you thought that they only needed to be "Captured" and they would "Help and keep their life afterward" and then are told plainly "No they gotta die and Im doing it right now" right after you made friends with them. But its whatever, I dont hold this against the game as some sin Im just upset because it fucks with an undertale re-write i throw around in my head sometimes, Papyrus not knowing why they need a human was part of it that I thought wasnt just made up by me
>>561706439Reminder that he was too big to carry to Castle Town so he's still in the church and can be used as a festival decoration, meaning more Jack
https://youtu.be/VNlCDO5JXi8
>>561706751you got better?
>>561706851maybe he'll get a cool festival themed alternate outfit cause someone had to try and make the Halloween decoration fit the theme, I hope it's Samurai Jack-enstein
>>561706851honestly after they see the church they might cancel the festival entirely on normal route, noelle urges carol to keep it going on weird route
>>561707171I wonder if Alvin will even let them see the state the church is in, not wanting to alarm anyone but also freaked out from the letter.
>>561705996Is this the same bell sprite in ch1 too?
>>561707080I'm reminiscing on something that happened during my childhood and I don't think I was ever the same after that, I don't even believe in the supernatural but I remember dying and being terrified, that isn't normal isn't it?
>>561707489I think Alvin would want someone to know. Hometown is in a very fucked position right now>A call was made about some strange person slashing the tires of an innocent family's car>That night the Police Chief disappeared without a word and has not returned>The next day the Church is found completely torn apart on the inside, a corpse was moved from the graveyard into the priest's room (assuming Alvin tells anyone that detail) and an unsigned letter was left behindAnd the death knell for it on Normal Route>Carol knows Susie is going to see Noelle at the festival if it happensOnly on Weird Route will we get the festival, I'm calling it
BITCH, THIS CHICKEN IS COLD
>>561707318>the vessel bursts in and kills the shadow mantle holder>sees kris crying>immediately gets a rock hard boner from their sobbing whimpersaw yeah, its kris rape hours
what if every time you wanted to beat your shit to a dt character a 14 year old's voice was beamed into your head screaming "BUT THEY'RE MINORS"
>>561708097Why is a 14 year old's voice beamed into your head every time you want to jack off
>>561708097STOP CALLING IT DT!!!!!!! IT'S DELTARUNE!!! DR!!!!!!
>>561707498I know this is supposed to be sans' quiche but the echo flower doesnt talk in his voice, even the written notes do that. It also doesnt hear sans' dialogue at all in the room youre introduced to echo flowers, so was this really him talking?
>>561708183their cries are so loud they shatter space and time
>>561708203urdt
>>561708097Good thing I only like old men
>>561708203Dyslectics are allowed to enjoy DelraTune too
What if every time you masturbated a random child somewhere in the world died, would you stop masturbating?They would be guaranteed to not be related to you by blood or acquantainces, they may be from somewhere in your city or town but only if you had no knowledge of them existing beforehand
>>561708242Also Papyrus doesnt have a second dialogue box for this room when he's had two for every other room before this, but idk if thats actually meaningful
>>561708203but if i call it DR all my friends will think i'm talking about danganronpa
>>561708408awww that's so cute FRISK NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Dragon Ball DT
>>561708493>What if every time you masturbated a random child somewhere in the world died, would you stop masturbating?I mean technically that already happens (at least with men) because we shoot unborn children out our testiculars.
>>561708512>didn't backtrack through snowdin for all the papyrus callsyour save is already bricked
>>561707892Alvin doesn't know about those first two details, though I guess if he called Carol she'd put two and two together and be much more likely to cancel the event. With that said it's still something the whole town is looking forward to and Carol herself has been busy preparing (doesn't go to church, already buying flowers from Asgore and getting decorations set up). Even with those threats I think she'd be more likely to be on high alert than cancel the whole thing. From a meta aspect it would also be really disappointing, like several characters setting it up and not getting a payoff disappointing. On some level only getting to see the fun event on the evil route where you can't really enjoy it could be interesting but this just seems too strong to not get a climax.
>>561708863I literally did >>561634927
>>561708769Can they really die if they are unborn?
>>561707501what did they milk to get that milkif you say tenna or spamton it's low effort posting.
>>561708960phew i was worried, remember you've gotta do it again after you date undyne
>>561709049tenna AND spamton
>>561709049tasques
Is there a fill bucket tool on WigglyPaint I want my shit to look decently epic
>>561709062I planned on it, I remember she becomes part of Papyrus' calls at some point and every room changes again which is why I backtracked nowToby put in all that work and yet he cant do fucking party talk in deltarune im not still not salty about that nope nuh uh not me
>>561709049Ramb.
>>561709240>Toby put in all that work and yet he cant do fucking party talk in deltarune im not still not salty about that nope nuh uh not meThe work is commendable but I also feel like only 2%-3% of the fanbase even bothered with the phone calls (unfortunate)
How come there's a Parappa the Rapper TV show where they don't rap and a Cuphead TV show where they don't shoot bullets from their fingers but there's no Undertale TV show where Frisk doesn't do any *ACTs
>>561709086i'm sorry .. *activates the device*
>>561709723DR is so clinical and loveless compared to UT. just getting the chapters out to get them out, no autistic love
>>561709723don't the phonecalls make up the majority of dialog in the game and give papyrus by far the most lines? people are missing out on so much whimsy
>>561709049Almonds
>>561709850w-wait, lets talk about this, anon! don't be so rash!
>>561709723half the point of the phonecalls is secret bonus lore
>>561709960
>>561709723I think if Deltarune had party talk that worked like the Undertale phone calls it'd probably be murder on the pacingPlus Ralsei and Susie usually have something funny to say about something in most rooms anyway so I guess it'd be a little redundant
>>561709893toby has so much content in his head but it's all spoilers and hypotheticals and he can't get it out except through a tiny little hole
>>561709138He has been getting milked hard recently. Who knew an endless fountain of lols was waiting for the first person that called him gross and weird.
>>561708907Personally I think not having the festival after the build up would be a good direction to take the next chapter, since it gives Kris and Susie a reason to selfishly open a fountain for the first time (well first for susie) because reality has once again disappointed them, make their own dark world festival at Ice-E's or something. Promising the player something only to make them to take it by force if they want it feels like a very Weird Route thing to do, since that's kind of what happens when the game gives you Noelle as a party member, the only way to make full use of that is breaking her
>>561708097I yell back at the 14yo to stfu because this is not a minor
>>561707892i dont think that's likely, chapter 2 is actually very festival themed. the idea weird route gets some big setpiece that normal route doesn't seems like a big cope to me
why is this the second drawing I've seen of toby x tenna today
undertale creator TOBY FOX causes uproar among fans after wishing internet sensation uni the cat happy birthday
finish my game
>>561710437this is the first
>>561710592I'M TRYING
>>561710384>the idea weird route gets some big setpiece that normal route doesn't seems like a big cope to meI mean sure the festival is one thing, but you really think the weird route is NEVER going to deviate from normal route to the point it has a different setpiece?
If Toby spends 12 years hyping up the epic Festival and then goes "Lol!!! Cancelled!!!" I will blow up all of Massachusetts
>>561710437>>561710630Toby cucked Spamton...
>>561710772lmao
>>561710705pretty much. so far it's been about sequence breaking and glitching out the edge of the map, not entirely new content
>>561708512Papyrus, I've been calling you this whole time... just check your call history for my number....I need to stop getting distracted with other posts Ive made 3 rooms of progress today
>>561710914I mean, alright but thats a pretty lame idea desu. There's gotta be something we reach thats never reached in normal route by glitching out of the bounds of the map at least, that's kind of the whole point of nocliping. Reaching areas you arent meant to
my cock is leaking the fluid of friendship
>>561711162it being 'lame' doesnt mean it wont happen. but maybe
>>561710630FUCK YOU I had been saving that drawing for a joke
>>561710989huh.
>>561711325Her full name is Snowelly Gravedigger and she cast the first Snowgrave.
>>561711325Made me check/10
>>561711304you can still make it baby I'm sorry *rubs your belly*
>>561711513wait is it not actually in the gameis this because i modded noelle into snowdin for a joke
>>561711304ya snooze ya lose
>>561711513nigga it's in the game
>>561708493yeah
>>561711704>secondaries will believe this
Anyone else here have a Tenna plush? If so, how do you/would you wash him? I wouldn't want him to end up damaged
>>561711851you should microwave him.
>>561711851Yes but I generally don't wash my plushes. Was I supposed to be doing that?
>>561711325god dammit yeah the noelle mod i used changed it, fuck me
I want a Kris plush. One for Light World and one for Dark World
It's time to have fun jackboxing again. Get in and play (if you want).https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvw
>>561711513watch out berddude that bombs bout to go off
>>561712035Toby doesn't feel like designing plushies and figurines for Y-Slash Kris and Statue Kris and Titan Kris and 7 Fountains Forme Kris as will become his sworn goal if he starts on just one Lightner plushie, so you're just gonna have to settle with Hero_Sword and stickers when it comes to official merch buddy-o
>>561711960dont put them in the washing machine whatever you do
>>561712024Wonder if toby has an actual idea of what this thing's design is or if he's just saying this
>>561712646isn't it omega flowey foreshadowing?
>>561712527made for my 8.3"
>>561712646it's the angel (our soul inside Noelle's body) TRUST
>>561712465I won't and unless they actually get dirty I'm unlikely to wash them at all.
>>561712646Foreshadowing amalgamates with a throwaway line probably or possibly a monster's depiction of a human.
I’m going to sleep goodnight everypony
>>561712726I highly doubt they just fucking drew omega flowey on the wall>>561712804Its supposed to be a monster with a human's soul absorbed because thats what all the plaques in this room are talking about
>>561712318the current people in there are definitely shitters
>>561712879Goatnighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcjso2HmQqo
>>561712318Jackbox is taking a bit long to load for me but I'll be there shortly, wait pls
>>561712924>I highly doubt they just fucking drew omega flowey on the wallI'm talking about it from a doylist perspective
>>561712462But I want it
>>561713193Then sure yeah I get its foreshadowing omega flowey but that wasnt what I asked, I want to know if Toby actually has an idea of what specifically the illustration on the wall is or if all it exists for is foreshadowing and he didnt put that much more effort into it
>>561596717>>561657573He's really cute! His face reminds me of a walrus. Good guy King still being scary but optimistic about his view of darkners and reality seems right.I thought it'd be funny if I drew him with the same harsh shadows as King, but doing something completely innocuous like sticking his tongue out. (I know the lighting would make more sense if there was a window or something to the side, but I already spent too long on the spade and improvising on the depths texture)
>>561712646Oh hey MK actually comes out the other side if you go left
>>561712527made for my 6.2"
>>561713509Huh, I thought something was supposed to be here.Oh well, Im sure it wasnt important
>>561657573
>>561713341super cute. he looks like a doggy asking for treats
>>561713656If you do the murder dance inside the grass it spams the sound effecthttps://files.catbox.moe/ul6exs.mp4
>>561711960He won't need a bath if you keep him for show on a shelf, I will eventually need to wash mine so I was wondering what would be the best way to do that
Are you supposed to be able to tap all four notes in DoReMi? Man rhythm games are fun but I suck at them
>>561713828I didnt see this thing until i watched the clip back what the hell
>>561713924Yeah you gotta remap the controls so you can comfortably use both hands.
>>561713924Uhh, yes? Multiple notes at once in rhythm games are as common as it is for you to breathe
>>561713903eeehhhhhh I don't keep him on a shelf but unless he gets really dirty I probably won't do anything but if that does happen I'd like to also know how to wash him
>>561713998I think I only saw it while backtracking to go comfort Asriel.
>>561713998I think I found out what Ralsei is supposed to be in the light world guys
>>561713998Eyy it's the ferry dude
>>561713903>>561714125Lightly dab tenna with some 91% rubbing alcohol to dry clean.
>>561714125Damn, seems like we're both searching for answers, I hope we can find a way
>>561712410OWW
>Look at you... just sitting there in that chair looking all fat and smug.>Are you proud of yourself, anon?>Because from the looks of it...>You look like a miserable chode!
why did no big content creators play chapter 3+4 of deltarune? no jerma, no jacksepticeye. even when i search "deltarune chapter 4 playthrough" on youtube i struggle to find anything worth watching.did deltarune fall off?
>>561714372>dumb doepost
>>561714125https://mytoywagon.com/blogs/news/how-to-wash-plush-toyshttps://www.wholeearthprovision.com/blog/our-favorite-ways-to-clean-stuffed-animalsHere are some ways to try it, also picrel but remove the little accessories for tenna
>>561714413The deltarune audience is so annoying most creators are willing to give up the revenue that comes with a playthrough in exchange for not having to deal with backseatersExcept Joel I think he's still doing one
>>561712646>>561713323I forget if this was in the art book or something, but I'm pretty sure Toby said that he planned on showing an illustration of Omega Flowey there, and that Omega Flowey's form was going to be foreshadowed at multiple points throughout the game before he went back on the idea.
>>561714413I think all YouTubers should be burnt at the stake and covered in ants
>>561714413Content creators fell off as soon as they stopped streaming Amnesia back in like 2015 or whatever and became miniature versions of politicians who yap endlessly. Sorry you haven't grown up yet but try engaging with media directly instead of through a third party.
>>561714670jerma doesnt do that
>>561714670y-yeah who would wanna watch someone else play a game instead of playing the game themselves, haha.... that's crazy
shhhh I'm dickslicksex okay? don't be mean to me
>>561714756I don't even know who jerma is and I don't care, I assume he's pewdiepie but more autistic if you care about it with no other context.
>>561714826it's ok queen
>>561714115Yeah but don't most casual ones only have three bars to keep track of?
>fave Underrune>fave Sonic>fave Pokemansgo
>>561714148kek, I forgot about this gag
>>561714826shhh bby is ok
>>561714936spamtonsilvermewtwo
>>561714542Nta but thank you so much! Although sadly there isn't anything about Tenna that you can remove without unstitching him but I'll see what I can do
>>561714936>Kris>Metal Sonic>Marshadow
>>561714936>Ralsway >Dr. Quack >Blaziken and the other fire starters in general
>>561714936AsgoreKnucklesAmpharos
>>561714936i don’t know anything about sonic or pokemon
>>561714570you're right it was in the art book.i was gonna post a screenshot to own the libs but the book won't load.
>>561714936TorielKnuckles/RougePic related
>fave card number>fave expiration date>fave 3 numbers on the backgo
>>561714913oh youre a boomer sorry i dont care about your opinion on anythingkinda ironic to tell people to grow up when you are playing games at your age lol
>>561715134me either. kiss me
>>561715276i feel so understood. *makes out with you passionately*
>>561715269And you're a child.
>>561714936RambAntoineMeowth
>>561715198>1225-BIG-BONER-DOWN-THE-LANE>19/87>666
>>561714936>Tenna>Shadow>DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE A FAVORITE, DAMMIT!!
the microwave joke never gets old. certifiied classic
>>561714960Cant you use these things to completely break the game
>>561715426>boomer>no familyrip
britplugboy i miss you plz join
>>561715690same
holy fuck my brain is just not turned on today, my iq is like -20 points and i didn't have enough to spare in the first place
Fave is wearing the cute kiddy panties with the day of the week on them
>>561714936>Mettaton>Idk Eggman or something>Sharpedo
>>561714936susieomegaregigigas niggaaaaaaa
I’m missing jackbox FUCK!
>>561715684You're not getting laid any time soon posting about youtubers on 4chan kiddo.
>>561714917This isn't about how many bars or keys there are, this is about how you will eventually need to use all of the bars or keys the game gives you
>>561712318im busy tonight sadly, will be in tomorrow tho
>>561714936>Kris>Fang>Blaziken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SthcxWPXG_E
>>561714936UndyneShadowDragonair
>>561715690no one ever misses me... *sadly scrapes ground with foot*
>>561715972*makesout with you*
a robot penis would suck, it's like the number 1 part you don't want to replace
>>561715784the difference is i have all the time in the worldand you're out of time lol
>>561715972i miss you... i miss our nights together....
>>561715690But I wanna do some non ut/dr drawings.
>fave UnderNPC>best halloween candy>apple juice or orange juicego
>>561716048So are the youtubers you loved to watch.No seriously who the fuck is Jerma? How autistic is he?
>>561716105youyour pingasoj
>>561716105finally a GOOD question>business manticore>almond joy>no. cranberry.
>>561714982yeah let me guess your favorite color is white too isn't it, little white boy
>>561716141atleast they made something of themself and dont post on 4chan at your age with no moneyseriously what are you doing here?
>>561716105
It's ok to like white
I’m black and I want a white master
>>561716284Aieeee>Asgore>Kit Kats>Apple Juice
I'm a darkner and I want a lightner master
how did you know I like crystal castles.
>>561716283Cucking you by existing without knowing your precious jerma, apparently. You want to be mad about it some more?
Someone write a whole paragraph about you cuddling me in bed while we both goto sleep
>>561716486Lucky guess + I like them
>>561716105>that one devil looking guy in snowdin>i don't know halloween specific sweets so I'll just say skittles>apple juice
I'm a brown that wants to be loved
>>561714936>Spamton>Robotnik>Clawitzer, Eelektross, Gastrodon
I'm running out of retarded catchy songs to answer that question with
doo dee dee dee doo doooo doo doo doo doo doo do dooo doooo doo dee dee dee dooo doooo dooo doo doo doo doo do dooooo *click click*
>>561657493are we posting pre-2018-19 reddit memes now
i'm a blue that wants to be hated
i should've remembered teen titans they should bring that back
I'm a link that wants to be blue
>>561716696I made the same joke the first time they posted it. Shit was extremely unfunny a decade ago.
>>561715623Waterfall reminds me of a pokemon fan game that just rips it off completely for an area now
>>561716416I didn't realize they meant like minor NPCs, Royal Guards then fml
>>561716524>be old>get proven wrong>get madits nap time old man
>>561716574nice
>>561716898>>561716898>>561716898
>>561716848Its impossible anyone who knows about deltarune does not know who jerma is.
>>561716848I don't even need to make fun of you real life is already decimating your age group and it's about to get so much worse for you. Like I actually feel bad you're spending time on 4chan instead of making money and fucking bitches, I already had a full lifetime of that but you like you already said, are out of time.
>>561716963does toby know
>>561716963exactly hes just mad that i proved him wrong that jerma isnt a political streamer and hes coping.
>>561716963I don't know who jerma is. I only know the creepy face meme. I very rarely watch letsplayers in general.
>>561716805Wonder how these got here...
>>561716963Nta but factually true. Jerma is more famous than deltarune.
>>561717261Maybe among murifats
>>561717261>children vastly overestimating how popular their internet celebrities are
>>561717051https://youtu.be/rksOYId-cNA?t=7140
>>561717405tbf Jerma has a Wikipedia page and appeared in (entertainment) news around the time of the Dollhouse streams, it's not like he's some literally-who with 20 followers
>>561717735I have literally never heard of him once in my life and have no idea who he is and some anon started very autistically defending him the second someone asked "Literally who?"It might as well be the #1 tik tok star for all I know.
this guy hates jerma
>>561717967Honestly I kind of don't like him already if my introduction to his artistic contribution to the world is some retard on 4chan saying I needed to know who he was already. Fuck that guy and his fanboy.
>>561714363rest in rip, ill mourn your death by adding berdly to my fangame>>561714936SusieTailsCinderace
>>561717967imagine getting triggered over hating jerma the most likeable streamer. crazy work.
>>561714936>mettaton>not a sonic fan, surge I guess>spiritomb and primarina
