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I must have sex with Tenna or I will perish.
put me in the game toby
tender !! + the crystal that boils water when i put it in a glass jar and also when i look through it i can see the bones of my hand
*Blushes nervously* I'll clean it eventually
doomin'
The UTDR ost reminds me of Hitler.
>>561716990>>561717027Twin Anchor Spamtons have hatched out of a double yolked Sea Pipis
I LOVE TV!!
>>561716990>>561717027FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
>>561716898Hooman!
>>561717218it's an omen, good deals will come your way this year
being the first one to go in civic doodle makes me panic
I didn't realize my tablet was dead so I'll have to tit another day for civic doodle
>>561716805kiddo...you need to tell me the name of the pokemon fangame that did this so i can see for myself kiddo also i've been looking for a pokemon fangame to play kiddo...er er er kiddo
>>561717419>titBOOBS!?
>>561717420Dont. Its garbage, complete and utter garbage, look elsewhere please. Play Pokemon Prism instead that one was kinda cool when I played years ago
>>561717420Pokemon Gaia was the last romhack I played and it was pretty legit. Uses the Gen 3 DS remake engine with X/Y and mega evolution added into a custom region with a plot that was forgettable but inoffensive.
>>561717468BREASTS!!!!!
>>561717419*touches titties with you*
>>561717062kawaii
Can I get my penis stimulated
>>561717780on it boss
>>561717846No no no I mean like sexually with your hands or someHhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>>561717672
I just wasted 5 hours of my life playing Undertale Yellow, game is dogshit.
>>561717308I still love Chara.
>>561718141Anyone could have told you that without playing the game at all anon.
Toby is a secret national socialist and that’s why his games are good and every fan game is bad
what if kris has down syndrome and that's why hair covers his eyes
>>561718654that's why their head is so wide
>>561717165I've spent the last 5 minutes trying to think of anything to say about onionsan, Im kinda stumped I got nothing.They've got a funny face? Is it a boy or a girl I dont remember
>>561718654Downs Syndrome gives you tasqueface not long hair.
can we play monster seeking monster soon
>>561718757You can barely see it but there's some land at the very bottom of the screen, its literally one pixel in frame though on the right side
>>561716990>>561717027I'M SEEING [Double the value!]
>>561718970Okay even Toby doesnt fully know how to rationalize Shyren
>>561717780>>561717846>>561717963Chapter 6 Tenna/Mike cutaway gag...
this is the only good place to talk about deltarune and undertale everywhere else is just filled with band kids
*eats and digests jerma*BUUUUUUUURP*shits him out*
this is the only bad place to talk about deltarune and undertale everywhere else is just filled with on topic posts
>>561719145>>561719253I got some bad news for you buddy
>>561719253band kid developerband kid gamesband kid fansband kid thread
eating butterscotch and cinnamon hard candies thinking about kissing fave and swapping them back and forth
spamtits come play monster seeking monster
alright guys, im taking some inspiration from the pillars for this one. this is my epic fucking face reveal. i like posting susies, and this is my real life face, dont i look so cool?
Join jackbox
I used to be a band kid that didn't fit in with the other band kids it's so over
>>561719367...GOD DAMMIT THIS IS REFERENCING THE FERRYMAN THROWING HIS SOCKS AT THE KRAKEN IN EARTHBOUND ISNT ITFUCK
Fave is heartbroken that the only friends they have(they usually see each other a couple times a year) have cancelled the plans they had for a picnic tomorrow. Fave even ordered a brand new shirt to wear tomorrow and they were excited setting up the picnic backpack full of snacks to share :(
>>561719585>cancelling the day beforei hope they had a good excuse, you deserve better
>>561719585That sucks, dude.
>>561719454There should be racist band kids we could all fit in then
>>561719585Oh man that sucks, I can relate to looking forward to meeting your old friends who live far away. But if it doesn't pan out, that's just how adult life rolls sometimes on this bitch of an Earth. At least they're not terminally ill (right?) so you'll still have an opportunity to meet in the future.Also you'll have a new shirt now
>>561719521I managed it on the first try, the song is still embedded in my SOUL
>>561719585You should dump them methinks
I don't remember if I stimmied to Smithy yesterday...posting just in casehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXjUB8t2fZA
im a fool typing into the wrong chat box
>>561719897What if this is the pure crystal
>>561719253No lies detected
>>561718336This but Frisk.
monster girl manga recommendations? I love monster girls (and monster men too)
>>561719253Why is it always band kids or theatre kids but never opera kids HMMM?
>>561720180Creature Girls for the story and memes
why am I pulling my hair out so easily I am a young female
I wanna get cuddled by a minimum of two anons so I can fall asleep
>>561720045There was sans' toilet paper thing earlier but Papyrus also knows what a toilet is
>>561720487
>>561720419R u an opera kid? Figarofigarofigarofigarooooooo
>>561720485Can I dolphin dive in yo pussy ho
>>561720034>wears a gold crown (like a king's crown/control crown) and has a beard like Santa ClausYeeeep yeeeeep yeeeeeep I'm seeing EVIL SANTA final boss deltarune gaster with trouble dingle and eram burning eyes in the boss theme and the vessels are like geno and there's a meat factory and he's the man from another world
>>561720532...nevermind?
>>561720485It might just look like alot because long hair is loooongYou think we could make mittens?
>>561720487stylish
>>561720614Kino? CheckBased? Checkity checkSchizopilled? CheckaroonidooniThat's gonna be a certified gamer post, right here property of /utg/
>>561720817The last thing Noelle sees before Kris takes her virginity.
>>561720669Ill actually take this one in fullscreen, its a pretty cool shot
t-that... CREEP!
holy shit I won ggs
>>561720742yes
the codes not working
>>561720485are you anorexic
>>561721198cute>>561720817I know what you are...
>>561721297me too
idk how to play this game so please forgive me if im retarded
>>561721305no I enjoy snackies
>>561721349be ruin heart-warming prompts and be a little edgy
>>561720951oh they really did throw them all away
>>561721495>filenameDude imagine if you actually modded Papyrus over him
>>561721810Jim reaper really is a papyrus AU
lmao
>>561721936my room
don't make me think about that story you fucker
Alright Cosmic Apple anon, I have finished dindin, so we will PROCEED to the review of this apple. That's some Deltarune dark humor for the fans. First bite, here we go.Immeditiately I say this is so sweet, and, what is this? A hint of bitterness? ?? I bite, rush of sweetness, but like, some lingering bitterness. The skin? I think it is, what do you think you are, a kiwi? What a dance, i could peel this and indulge but, I can just also finish this. Fun fact, Susie in Deltarune didn't finish her pancakes, rude. Delightful apple, oof im stuffed. I saw some called Evercrisp, so many Krisps! I got two of those, I feel that is a fair shake.
I drew this guy not too long ago
>>561720485What this anon said >>561720742 if it's not because it's long then does it break easily when you grab it? Are you getting bald spots?
>>561722076This is how Jim imagines himself
>>561721936I fucked a nb with a dick who had a room like this but instead of tenna it was just a wall and bed full of plushies and this picture gave me a nam flashabck to that
>>561722084it is pretty long, that's probably it, although I think I need more iron
>>561722187did they smell
>>561721936ignoring the obvious that's a pretty nice shaped room, low hanging slanted ceilings with an actual texture that's not bogstandard white paint, pretty neato
>>561722324yes very much so and tried to cover it up with a slight dab of perfume
>>561722076I also drew this a while ago I was the one who wanted to play doomination again
>>561721936thats so much money on a character they wont care nearly as much about in two years
i like sniffing dust
>>561721936I have to kneel just from powerlevel diff alone
>>561722347I wish I could have a slanted wood room... I sleep in a white box
The player icons in this game are really cute, is this from a new jackbox installment?
sorry i made shitty prompts for the second round
>>561722425>>561722076Neat!
>>561722442this collection is giving very heavy "rich parents" vibes
>>561721936This would be based if it were only Tenna, I still concede that they beat me tho
>>561722485Its something I talk to my mom about fairly often, or more accurately hear her complain about but I dont disagree with her because modern houses and furnishing suck donkey balls. I dont need to be an expert to notice when we had to replace an old set of green blinds that broke with a bland white set that all the color in that room vanished with it and makes it feel infinitely more despressing.Said fave, sitting in their white box prison with a singular wall painted
Why is everyone schlicking so much rn?!
>>561722442How are you so sure of that? LOL do you think Sans's popularity lasted only 2 years? Actually let's make a more fair comparison, did Spamton's popularity only last 2 years?
>>561722820hell on earth exists and it's Kim Kardashian's house
>>561722872it's da weekend
>>561722872I am not, but I will later
Having sex with Catty would probably be terrible, but it would be an interesting experience.
>>561722872I do that everyday
>>561722872I'm in heat
F A V Ethat spells fave credit report .com baby
schlick and lick and stick
>>561723268Have you tried a fan?
>>561723292FingeringAllVirginsExtra good
>>561716990>>561717027WHICH / ONEWHICH / ONEWHICH / ONEWHICH / ONEWHICH / ONEWHICH / ONEomg its a kanye reference not spam it says it 10 times in each column now you ruined the joke good job look i have to delete more now
Audience votes seem to have way more impact in this game
too busy making yummy foods to play jackbox atm
>>561721936They only had like 6 months to do all this shit. I don't buy that many things in a year.
theyre schlicking and jerking and yerking
>>561721620Yeah.... eyes....
>>561722910soulless consoomers like this do not love with a pure heart. They need the rush of buying new stimmy packages to keep the love going.
>>561723518whatcha makin
>>561723526it's been over nine months
>>561723651Trvth nvke, these people just want to be a part of something
>>561723268The slick is causing me to rut
>>561723685I assumed this picture is not from today
>>561723671bbq chickens
fave laughs mirthlessly at console prices these days
>>561723983I think it was from a month ago if I'm not wrong
pfffft
>>561724026I got a mid0range PC for $300 and emulate. And I also play Deltarune on it, too.
>>561723609aw man, I couldve had one of those "Dummy GFs" everyone keeps talking about
>>561724045>everyone said no LMAO
>>561724045im glad we're all good friends who keep him secret
>>561724045Lmap
I'm glad I regained your trust after the fatsuit, microwave, and ice cream cone incident
>>561722485>>561722347I rented a room with a slanted ceiling for years. Too bad I'm not the kind of person who cares about that sort of stuff.
>>561724314you never lost it
You guys are all way funnier than me I can't keep up.
>>561724115This is probably my favorite fight on replay so far honestly
oh my god LMAO
>>561724501We're exercising our funny muscles here.
>>561719253>Band kidsBad news about what Toby Fox was growing up
>>561724630Mad Dummy is underrated and so much better than Mad Mew Mew
>>561721936some of You dont even know how good you have it Man.Thisis all i got
WHAT
You guys are stupid, as long as I have a mace I can beat the shit out of a handcuffed guy, no need to hurt a cat
>>561724994u win?
it's life or death!
>>561723545>yerking
>>561724957ralsei...
>>561724630You ever notice how this one water corner tile is offcolor for some reason
Reminder if your Susie headcanon voicedoesn't have a thick Bostonian accent it's incorrect.
why arent you all joining split the room ;_;
>>561725187split the room? this is the alien one
>>561725187because it's push the button
>>561725187Jackbox anon from 20 minutes ago...
>>561725187im retarded, my mind thought push the button my fingers said split the room
>>561725187im sorry bby i cant timetravel i'll try for u but i cant promise bby
>>561725025I was just surprised how many people chose fighting a gladiator over me lol
my fatass was eating ok ok ok im hurrying
>>561725431I was late because I was getting my seventh cookie
>>561725431>>561725473im eating crackers and water
Fave is starting to realize that Vivziepop is just an inferior Funamusea
Fave accidentally hit their head pretty hard on a sharp table corner and now fave is worried they might die
fave-a cook-a da pizza and-a eat-a da spaghetti
>>561725705>who the heck is funamesa ohh kinda cute artUhoh reddit says they are a scammer
Susie general
who's she talking about? (I finished pacifist so don't worry about spoilers, I just don't understand this line)
just dented some faggot's skull LOL
>>561725720Ice pack itSaid ice wolfIce cubes in a ziplock works too
>>561726005fuck you
>>561725118I wonder how lizardbro is doing
>>561725993mettaton testing out his EX form before his debut to make sure it works
>>561725993Your playthrough is really revealing how much Toby added to the game after its release
>>561725993friend
>>561726161Should have posted that image with 'what are you listening to?'
That actually scared me god damn it
https://youtu.be/G2dR2DV-eGc
>>561725993Mettaton
>>561726359me too
>>561726284Maybe later, seems like everyone is busy with jackbox right now
>>561725964Why mafia isn't a fucking aesthetic
haha whoopsie
what if dess is a 764 member?
wellll shittt
So I was right when I isolated these twoWhy didn't you guys listen to my flawless deduction
sorry for flushing you brother it was for the greater alien good
>>561724748earth band....earthbound...its all coming together
>>561725993our greatest scholars are still debating this
>>561725993why tf would it be mettaton
>>561725993Im pretty sure it's flowey>But flowey doesnt change shapewhat is this then
>>561726978why was he in the shadows making scary face alone
>>561727051He gets bored following you around
>>561727051practice
>>561726161This game is great sometimes
>>561727370...oh, Asgore is hoping he'll find Toriel here isnt he?
>>561726915his ghost form is FRIEND
>>561727370the snail race area has my favorite gag easily
>>561727529Hey it's the fun gang! Except Ralsei is Noelle now
i used to think the snail race was unwinnable as a joke
>>561722042review purple apple next
>>561725972The scammer controversy boils down to her overpromising on commissions and not being able to get them done on time, typical artist drama. She did end up giving out refunds though.
>>561727696And the yellow is specifically a her... when everything else thats not immediately clear is they...And you have to encourage her in order for her to win, but too much causes her to "break down" so to speak......huh.
>>561726915Because I ship him with Muffet and this would be their only canon interaction OKAY don't take this from me
>>561727925If the emblem existed before written history why do the triangles symbolize something that only happened during written history?
*shoots a beam at you*
Why the fuck does she have two different colored noses I’m so tired toby
>>561728698I secretly donated 5 million dollars to Toby's charity of choice on the sole condition he makes Carol's nose a slightly different color when she turns, all just to troll you specifically.
>>561728069ok based
>>561728403This is what it feels like to be a cat huh
one of few things keeping me alive at this point is i want to live to see how this game ends
>>561729138I forgot they do this if you idle long enoughMore art of the temmies need to include this stuff
can we wait a minute i gotta pee
alright guys while that anon's pissing there's a party at my house tomorrow 5pm you're all invited bring fave
>>561729380i thought we were friends....
>>561729276temmie was my favorite when I was 12 because I was also annoying
steals your pee
>>561729276catbox went down the second i tried to upload a clip of their font voice I forgot they had
>>561725705When I was 14 I played Mogeko Castle and had a laff. People who found it offensive need to step outside and smell some flowers.On topic related, I got some Wadanohara vibes from the snowgrave route
>>561730005what does this image mean
>>561730005>>561730109Cleaved red by blade
>When I was 12 >When I was 14How old are you people? Are you fetuses?
>>561729913okay its back nowhttps://files.catbox.moe/3vkokl.mp4
>>561730205never i was borne wizened from mother kos
>>561730202damn im stupid
i've never dyed my hair but it is turning white already
>>561730536>but it is turning white alreadyhow old are you
>>561725705Looking up this guys stuff reminds me of the kind of pointless edgy stuff Hot Topic kids were into when I was young like Happy Tree Friends and Elfen Lied
>>561730205I'm 1,278 years young, I was just chilling in my crypt but Toby Fox disturbed my slumber
wen i was 6 7
post charas
that was fun jacking good night <3
good jackboxing with u *blows kisses*
Thanks for playing jackbox also fuck you. See you tomorrow probably! :D
>>561730823nighty night *braps*
>>561716990>>561717027ten billion hours in mspaint
>>561731076very cute
>>561731076excellent, I knew iteven Carlo can't resist
>>561730205I’m old!
>>561731076>>561731245>>561731129Thanks :)
>>561731076Cute, weirdly
is the thread bike free im bored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCiKb5vNyc8
>>561730109It's a meme that's been going around something something about the characters performing different poses, I'm not too sure either but the original meme is sexually suggestive
>>561731528yes… ha ha ha… YES!
If Toby is a real Japanese Developer why isn't there a bicycle you can get that makes you travel faster but you can't use it if you have any other party members
>>561730109You’re supposed to assume the position that the red outline indicates, tenna’s has no arms
I honestly think Toby should build MechaToby so that he can finally have unlimited free time to play Splatoon and fuck Japanese hookers
>>561729913Does anyone have that comic where she jumps over frisk to make this bit work
>>561731945what if the red outline was really fat
>>561732145no
are you more anon than man?or more man than an anon?at which point does your digital life overtake your personal life? I thought about this today while I was shopping, I noticed I was referring to myself in my head as 'anon'. sometimes it takes me a second to remember my real name. you are losing something important
>>561732145Whoever hears this flower next is going to have a great time figuring out what this meant>>561732294Aw darn, I'll keep looking then, thanks
>>561732349I live with family that call me by a nickname that takes away a letter from the middle of my name and that overtakes how i refer to myself in my head most of the time
>>561732395They will "Return"Not arrive, return. As in, the Angel has been here before?
>>561732349I do that sometimes, but I never refer to myself as my own name anyway. I’m pretty detached from the person people perceive me as
>>561732578FISH
>>561732470What's your nickname?
>>561732349are you already past the point of no return? is 4chan your entire life? are you truly more anon than man? you will grow old here. they don't tell you this but 4chan is a type of willing decomposition. you were so focused on the bait laid before you in a time in your life where you were starving that you didn't notice the fence around you until just now. the farmer has already closed the gateberdly said this
>>561732349i'm not gonna tell you what i call myself in my mind, i already saw that batman episode and i'm not planning on having that strategy be useless to me
What would Toby's Japanese name be?Kitsuyama Tobio?
>>561732349I yam what I am.
>>561732971Im going to do something no one has ever done beforeUse this thing for its intended purpose
>>561733089Poop
>>561732971ahh, Asgore's Smokestacks..
>>561732971This was the other time I remembered seeing the ceiling of the underground.
Deltarune but it's like Mario & Luigi so the Lancer Fan Club has attacks where they spin around and bounce and smack each other into the enemies with hammers and shit
Fave has disassociated so much they’ve memoryholed the first 20 years of their life and believe they spawned into existence fully formed
>>561733250I love making Undyne pissed off its so fun
>>561733604this is how memoryhead was made
>>561733089not saying the real one because doxxing myself is scary but as an example, say if my name was marco it'd be maco. this all started because my baby sibling couldn't pronounce my name and it stuck with the whole family for 20+ yearsa fave for the thread for the trouble of blogposting
>>561716990https://rentry.co/dwdxw9su
>>561733604this is more evidence for Gaster-Tumor Rudy Theory
>>561733723Oh my fucking god i forgot she stops you can take a call lmaoI love this fish
https://youtu.be/ONeEJQgTuu8
Togore in my Togussy
>>561733995Gaster wanted Asgore's dick so bad he launched himself into Deltarune and got into Rudy's guts to spawncamp the Dreemurr cum
Fave cries because the toilet seat is cold
>>561734145Oh you actually pour it on her gills, that's neat
>>561734770mizzledyne...
>>561734770its her...my fave...
>>561734450I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT!
>>561733951this looks like a good story but my attention span is too fried to read stories. thanks for writing anyway friend
>>561734876undefeated, all powerful
>>561734947>cant even fucking read something you know youd like
>>561735104I need the stimmies in 30 seconds or less or my eyes start to glaze over
>>561734770>Undyne’s ass is so potent even the armor molds around it
>>561735152tell the stimmies to screw off and READ!
Cat man will eff you uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njYdQScBh3I
https://youtu.be/WNWr18D9Kf8
stimmiesNEED stimmies*injects myself with stimpack*ahhh that’s the stuff
>>561705514the fuck did i do to deserve this?
>>561733859Marylin...maylin....main...the true name....Why did our parents choose so many syllables...also ty for answering i was half expecting meme answers like poopanon i liked your blog and will subscribe
>>561733951ew
>>561736047Anon its beddytime tomorrow will be a new day for stimmies
>>561736073Just ignore it until it goes away but also I find it hilarious so keep doing whatever it seems to work every time.
>>561736128make one poop joke and all of a sudden you’re poopanon I see how it is
aw yeah friday midnight mfs lets go fucking learn affinity vector art
good morning utghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnkuBUAwfe0
>>561736367Lmfaooooo
>>561736362i fell asleep, woke up to smeagol trying to slob on my knob.
Fattennually
>>561736508how about we stay up until one watching slop on the phone instead
>>561736670 Goat mornin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E
>>561736884you do you senpaimy late night entertainment is making bs in random software and importing it into blender
>>561736935this songs singer sounds passionate in this song, which i like.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc
>>561736842kind of sad how he sucks up so hard to some guy who barely tolerates him because he feels kinda sorry for him
>>561737005ok *curls up next to you*
>>561737035Meat loaf is a legend I grew up listening to his albums. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QGMCSCFoKA
fave was told most "ice cream" sold today isnt actually ice cream anymore and is now paranoid checking every desert to see if it's actually calling itself "ice cream" (it isnt)
>>561737215i kind of barely tolerate the lot of you.i just want to hear cool theory on the deltoid runes, know the news, discern it all.
>>561737349you made me go check my ice cream sandwiches but they are calling it ice cream
>>561737450why not go to /v/ then
>>561737349? Doesn't that just apply to breyers?
>>561737494kraut is just tsuntsun for /utg/
>>561737325this song puts my mind in a sad place, but sometimes you need sad songs too to express yourself properly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw
>>561737474>>561737534I've seen it on a few other brands at the store, an easy one to point at is those nestle drumsticks. They cant advertise as ice cream, they have to call it a "Frozen Dairy Desert" now, something about it having a lot less milk than ice cream is supposed to have
>>561737494Because he's lying and just wants stimmies, which /v/ likely doesn't feed him
>>561737657as long pizza is still safe
>>561737349Bro it's milk and sugar there's a million scams in life but big ice cream just wants to make you fat. "100% Grade A Milk and CreamNaturally Sourced Colors & FlavorsSustainable Fruit & Vanilla"And this is stuff you could have just like, read on their website. The ice cream website. Real scary stuff, it will kill you.
>>561737657Also look out for chocolate that calls itself “chocolate flavored candy bar” or “chocolaTEY”
>>561737612yes, i just wish it wasn't full of gay people and retarded women.
>>561738476be kinder to yourself
Nothing is sacred Are bananas even real anymore
my weenie has a little label on it that says penile product instead of pingas
>>561738476that’s literally just /v/no pippins posters, no women, more noelle obsession
>>561738586Only if you bake them.
my weenie has a little label on it that says WARNING BIOLOGICAL HAZARD
HOW MUCH LONGER NOW?MY WEENIE
>>561738586Interestingly the reason artificial banana candy tastes nothing like banana is because it was made to taste like a banana variety that went extinct due to disease a few decades ago
>>561738835ACTUALLY you can still get them you have fallen into my trap you fool of fools
Why can Kris go from scratching their ass all day and having to call toriel to pick em up from school like a lazy fat fuck to jumping and running 20 MPH non-stop throughout the dark worlds without sweating, having to stop to catch their breath, nor tripping from aching tired legs?
>>561733951>when she felt her sisters bulge
https://youtu.be/DMuTvoD1QNs
>>561738689do i look french to you?
>>561738889w-well NOT FOR THE COMMON MAN!
>>561738895not to mention, all of that without eating nor fully sleeping around 8 hours for multiple days, they shouldnt even have the strength to stand up after all the shit they ran through
>>561738985yeah
Okay, here me out.Seam set a precedent for read words not being pronounced exactly as you'd first assume them to be.What if Mike is the same way? It could actually be Mi-ke, which is the japanese term for a calico cat, or a cat of three colors.I think you know where I'm going with this.Seam is also a cat too, so there's a double connection.
>>561738985aww you love us
>>561738895>>561739053Dark Worlds are about imagination, in reality Kris is pretty much imagining the cool ninja running across the buildings Toriel is driving him past except he's the ninja
>>561738985Do but I can imagine a kraut that sounds french. It's pretty language, at least spoken. Written down it gets more confusing than anything else because half the letters are silent and secretive to add an air of mystery.
>>561739130disproven by the japanese localization, it's mike, closer to microphone
Speaking of eating, has anybody noticed that the whole ch1 susie gimmick of wanting to eat every 5 minutes in the dark world (like her eating chalk, then eating the chef guy's cake, then the weird fruit from a tree, then complaining about being hungry after rejoining your party and only sharing the fruit with lancer because of what he said, etc.) was mostly dropped in later chapters? like sure, there are some ch2 gags taking it into account like susie eating an entire cake on one bite if you interact with the cauldron and all that, but its basically absent after a while, you'd think susie would jump to ravaging Toriel's fridge or Noelle's fridge or at least make an off-handed comment like "so noelle, what do deers usually eat?" and then being like "nice, i'd like to try that out with you someday" to whatever noelle answers with, she doesnt even swallow the pancakes whole on one bite despite ch1 susie acting like she was fucking starving at every turn, did toby forget after ch2 that part of susie's backstory is that she doesnt get fed a lot so she eats whatever she can get her hands on and complains when too much time passes without eating?
>>561739174I hate french people and the language is retarded.you have fifteen letters in a word and pronounce 7.french people are kind of like russians where they feel they are too good to speak english and the moment they do, they act all indignified and pissy in EY BEREAUXKEN AWKSÁNT END IHNCAPABELLE OF PRONOUNZING H.it comes to me as no surprise that france is the home of the pussy-eaters because this is what comes out of one's mouth if your mouth is only good for eating pink with enough training that your mouth puts construction workers to shame.the other romance languages? actually cool to some degree.
>>561739813*manhusband
>>561739713it's because it'd be annoying as shit to constantly have her go "i'm fuckin hungry" for 3 more chapters after it's already been established she gets hungry a lot. besides, she still eats a bunch of random shit, and i'm pretty sure the only reason she didn't go nuts with the pancakes was because she was trying to be polite for toriel because the Snack Tray scene exists in the same chapter
If I saw that damn goat in my living room I'd stomp on it until it was a small white stain
>>561739932wouldn't it be a red stain?
>>561739713Consider the following. She has eaten in the light world at least twice since being hungry at the start of the game plus the juice at church too. https://files.catbox.moe/zcb3oe.gif
>>561739959he's a darkner, darkners don't bleed...right?
>>561739919maybe, but that doesnt explain why toby is holding off on that important plot detail when he does acknowledge other details of the main cast's quirks consistently, its been established that Susie feels comfortable with noelle so it would stand to reason that she wouldve had some kind of scene related to noelle's fridge, and theres no excuse to not have that because toby was willing to write over 10 minutes worth of dialogue between susie and noelle
>>561740121>"everything bleeds" (susie)>"if it can bleed, it can die." (old proverb)and i say: its ability to bleed is a matter of enthusiasm.you can't rip apart a book with a paperclip. do it with enough newtons and you will.
>>561740215You figured it out anon, they are actually in the matrix and that steak isn't actually real. None of it was, you noticed a glitch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JODWCwycNmg
>"hey if it has an asshole it can be fucked"-socrates
>>561740374All the Greeks did that it wasn't just one guy.
>>561740374suckrates, are is throttled less bliny the elder and its equally russian sequel.
I need more pictures of this creature
The thread feels like it slowed down really hard all of a sudden a while back, did half of the thread get killed in the same shooting?
>>561740215other key stuff isn't built up either, there's an entire scene where susie and noelle were meant to do some lovey dovey lesbian stuff and susie would make a funny walk with the console in her hands and the entire thing was cut too, it's just pacing
>>561741105it's late and my blood is thinned
>>561725163I know Hometown is likely in Boston, but I still never liked the trend of giving the characters said accents. I remember recoiling upon hearing a Bostonian Asriel in a comic dub....
I hope FRIEND's boss fight has two phases
>>561741105This is my ghost speaking, you HAVE to perform an arcane ritual to bring us back, you HAVE to post your penor...
>>561741105We go through two threads a day and hit over 900 posts in one of them on like, a random Tuesday with no news or anything really going on other than a few short reactions to digital circus. Some specific people are posting less which is noticeable mostly because they made a lot of posts individually but I wouldn't say we lost half the thread. Someone literally just claimed today last thread that they played Undertale for the first time finally and begrudgingly liked the annoying furries and I told them to go play Deltarune to get the real experience here.
>>561741250the game makes it sound like pissing about with FRIEND will lead to a dead-end situation where your save file is just fucked and you need to start over.
>>561741218I hope you rest well>>561741319Oh no! What am I to do if I don't have one?>>561741375I am not complaining that it's slow, I just think it was kind of suspicious how slow it got all of a sudden, I feel like its a little slower than usual
>Friday night>No stimmiesI need a new thing to obsess over
>>561741657East Coast US is going to bed other than the late night party animals. Shrimple as.
>>561741657Oh... no penor?...... Then I guess a cool picture of a frog will suffice...
>>561727529Fuck, I never noticed that. I used to give UT Asgore props for at least not being delusional like DR Asgore, but no he still does sad pathetic shit like this.
>>561741694that is the best gif from ch 3+4
>>561727529>Some hairy guyDo they not know what the literal King of the underground looks like?
The Knight would beat Imu-sama
>>561738835This is a myth. Artificial banana flavor doesn't taste like bananas because it's based on only one of the chemicals that provide the flavor of a banana.
>>561742047Remember, only Gerson and Undyne really give accurate descriptions of him and the ruins monsters do no interact with Toriel at all either.
>>561741106Pacing is a funny argument here considering that most of the lovey-dovey susie and noelle scenes are locked behind you having to go out of your way to stall for a billion years to hear what theyre saying, technically it wouldntve hurt to include the susie and noelle scenes here as something optional you can get from stalling on the basement before shutting off the power
how the fuck do i check what version of deltarune i have? i wanna try out modding but idk which version im using
>>561732578If one sees the angel as either Asriel or Chara,this makes sense (Azzy for pacifist, Chara for Genocide since the prophecy comes true in either route).
>>561742885the latest?
>>561741775Will this cute little guy I found outside my home the other day suffice?
goap
>>561743147If we go by undertale rules, YOU are the angel, because the angel was the one who would liberate monsterkind, this was interpreted both literal and figuratively, as you can be liberated from your chains by death too.but deltarune solidifies that noelle is the angel.
>>561743175i dont remember when i downloaded deltarune so idk which version it is, is there any way to interpret the in-game version text? ik v1.05 is the lastest but is there any way to interpret what the version im using is?
>>561743465Gort
>>561743605gape
my dossier is hungry
>>561743680my favorite color is red
>>561743605full pic is actually hot, unironically one of the few goatfags with good taste in fanart
>>561743451That's... a lovely frog...Ah... I feel it... I'm going back to my body...Wait, I wasn't dead! I was sleeping!Well... I guess that's that...
>>561743680I own a chara cosplay in case I ever get dragged to a convention
>>561743650L-lewd>>561743840Yeah he's greathttps://static1.e621.net/data/34/49/344963cde2b233ea68d5e85af3ab329a.jpghttps://static1.e621.net/data/f4/12/f4123fcec5a970aae484c33564bf0ae3.jpg
>>561743585???i tried.
>>561741924I mean to be fair his wife is literally missing, not just divorced. No one in all the underground outside the Ruins itself knows where she is. I dont think theyre actually divorced either, even if they act like it, they just had a big argument about Asgore declaring war and then she vanished, clearly she still misses him to an extent if she wont get rid of his chair in her home>>561742047It's napstablook, its the same guy who managed to avoid getting his soul taken because he closed his blinds. He's introverted enough to not know his literal King
>>561740801I got a couple.... but....
>>561744583... It comes with a complimentary Goat
>>561743467I was about to argue, but then I realized that the since you're forced to get a Neutral ending once before being able to gain access to the True Lab, that you do "return" to the Underground in a sense.I still like either kid as the Angel, though
>>561745092All i am saying the sink flavor text in the hospital.
fave is a lumbering dunderhead who literally does not shut the fuck up and has the mind of a 10 year old middle schooler but somehow works for the government and has secret clearance and totally isnt based on any real life person that might need to be sprayed with manure
>>561744468I did not consider that... However, I believe that he could reasonably assume that she'd retreat to the Ruins with there not being much other places for her to go in the Underground. Him never directly confronting her and instead opting to "chance" upon her at Blooky's snail farm is exactly sort of weak, wishy-washy behavior that she criticizes him for. Even if it is just to get absolute confirmation of her being alive.
>>561744072mine is v17 too, so is it v1.05 then?
>>561743467What if i die to omega flowey and never open the game again, then? how would i still be the angel?
>>561745761That soul isn't canon.
What happens if you start the Asriel fight and then just quit out?
>>561745435The game itself doesnt really treat her being in the ruins as this obvious thing, yeah its obvious to us but again, no one in game figured that out. I wouldnt say this is him avoiding confronting her because he doesnt know where to even find her to confront her, and he's the king he still has to rule. He already goes on constant walks and patrols around the underground when he can too according to GersonNot confronting the other party is meant to be Toriel's problem, she just ran away and never came back to try again even when 6 kids were sent to die. Asgore's problem is he's too committed to his horrible plan and has no one who can talk him out of it because he just riled up the rest of the underground
>>561745761Well, from a certain point of view, you were responsible for defeating Asgore and allowing Flowey the chance to take the six human souls. You went to the Underground and it become empty in this scenario assuming Omega Flowey kills everyone and absorbs their souls.
>>561740801
>>561745761literally what >>561745910 said.determination is the force of not giving up.your ability to start over, the timeline in where you die becomes non-canon with your death and by extension your death is non-canon.you giving up is in contradiction of the soul's nature.the game's philosophy of magic argues that you WILL try again and that you WILL succeed, be it sooner or twelve years from now.and that timeline will lie dormant like cryogenically frozen without it knowing that you grew old and had two kids in the meantime of you shutting it down.
>>561745983I see your pointOn the second bit, I don't mean strictly non-confrontational, that is Toriel's problem, yes. However, I wouldn't call Asgore committed. His MO of waiting for kids to fall in, then killing them is a wishy-washy, middle of the road approach the pleases no one. It's why Toriel tells him that he should have used the first soul to cross the barrier, then kill six others if he actually cared about freeing the underground. In trying to not be bloodthirsty and cruel but still fulfilling his promise of war, he fails to appease his pacifist wife by still killing children and also fails to appease his subjects by dragging out the amount of time they'll be stuck in the Underground by possibly hundreds of years.
Fluffy son
>>561746887The very best
>>561716898i want noelle to hack my pc and blackmail me like a video game creepypasta but theres also the sexual element yup this may be cringe but its my fantasy and you cant take that away from me
>>561743465numbers how does this video make you feelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAcModLpWyo
>>561748040makes me get into the dancing mood
>>561747963Noelle sextorsion creepypasta?
>>561747963>>561748162Toby, make this a thing.
>>561747963This not only seems like something that would happen to her, but also something that she would fantasize about. But well, it could be a Weird Route Noelle. Soul 's (you) the limit for what behaviors she can indulge in
>>561748162>sextorsionuh oh
im drinking orange jucei
>>561748565
>>561749049
You could probably go to hometown with a bag of apples on one pocket and slim jims in the other and have 80% of the population eating from the palm of your handAll the dreemurs and holidays would eat the apples, the cats and the crocs eat the jerky, you sit at the middle of town and just start handing out apples and mest sticksYou can also add corn if you want berdley that badKris is a fatass and would eat everything (same for susie)
>>561749560Carol...
i want kris to cast an ACT on noelle called "commandeer"
I want to pet catti's head and pat her ass
I want the fun gang to get a fucking job they're the only chuds in hometown that-Oh...hi maddie, how have you been?Haha, it came our positive? i'm so happy for youYeah, let's go out, i want you to tell me everything
>>561749560I want to feed him apple slices and pet his hair while he nibbles on them
>>561749654More like "comman-doe"
>>561749560The most sure way to paralyze Hometown's mayoral office is to install a salt lick right outside the Holiday mansion.
>>561733951Tldr dess raped noelle and noelle is sad about that, and dess is futa or algo
>>561749870damn.that's good.
>>561750197"Oh, kris! you wanna smell my hand too?"
Why was ralsei in blackface when you first meet him?
>>561750365bc his hat casted a biiig shadow over him
>>561750365Gaster told him Lightner kids are into hip hop
>>561750365It was the hat casting an impossibly dark shadow over him. Most of his clothes do that. His glasses actually hide his eye color but do not do the same for Susie when she puts them on. Just Darkner things, essentially.
You know Catty and Bratty are kinda female furry Wario and Waluigi design wise
>>561726915Who else has a 'sweet smile', a connection to waterfall and would offer muffet money for your soul?
>>561750365He hadn't finished stealing the memories out of Kris' head to 3d print his Asriel face yet
>>561751437kris is a train conductor in sad-istan?
what if theburntpeanut was in hometown
>>561751437Bro thinks he's Raidou Kuzunoha
>>561751339He may be idle, but he contains multitudes
>>561751437I always wanted a hat kinda like that, but then i rememberes i'd probably look retarded with it because i'm ugly and brown
>>561751437Kris after becoming Hitler
>>561751549What if nobody in hometown had a highschool diploma
>>561751437Komissar Krisp here to confiscate (You)r pie
AHHHHH ASRIEEEEL IN CUMMING INSIDE YOUUUU IM CUMMING INSIDE ASRIEEEEL MY WIFE ASRIEEEEL AHHH YEEES TAKE ALL OF SPERM ASRIEL MY WIFEEEE AHHH IM CUMMING SO MUCH INSIDE YOU ASRIEEEEL
If escapism is bad then why is the world so shit? Check. Mate.
If escapism is lard then why is the world so thin? Check. Mate.
>>561730708chara should sit me on their lap and grope me while we watch weird obscure horror movies or art films they found
I love this thingThe Krisp
>>561751974Asriel is a boy though…. You can’t call him your wife.,.
I wish a fishI'm so tired
>>561752175Toriel knew when she adopted Kris, that the greatest potential of any human is being entertainingly silly.
>>561752175A true scientific mind
>>561752351WHAT THE FUCKTHERE IS COLLECTION EDITION MILK?!
>>561752414Noelle's exceedingly rare collectible milkAnd Kris just opened it to use maybe 1/8th of it
>>561752613i know i would spit it out, but just for the argument>noelle's milkw-would.i am a creature of chaos.
>>561751974Calm the fuck down Chara
>>561752662You are boring and predictable
>>561752820not that it matters, but you predicted none of it, you just act like you knew after the fact.you're just kinda pissed and sick of my shit.boo.hoo.
big awoo
>>561753128Hahaha imagine taking Kris’s knot
You must defeat Faves #1-3 in a series of consecutive rap battlesWill you survive
>>561753309>RalseiIs surprisingly not that bad at rapping but only says very nice things>SusieJust swears to the beat>Kris"...">Kris w/ SoulWell, shit
>>561753184You want Ralsei to die?
>Hello there! You look like a handsome man!>Can you rap against me? You probably can!>Regardless who wins, I hope we all have fun,>I will bake you a yummy cake after we're done!>*drops mic*>Oh, sorry, that was rude>*picks mic up and dusts if off before handing it to you*
Awaking to find both Asgore and myself covered in fluff balls from what I'd soon learn to be his pillow after he got a bit rambunctious while smooching the night prior and accidentally bore several holes within via his horns, and though we make a note to deal with the problem when we get home from our day out on the town later such a time never arrives as we find ourselves fully adorned in pajamas staring down at the pillow innards strewn about beneath our comforter like detectives surveying a crime scene (I collected evidence [scooped up the fuzzballs to throw away] while he relocated the victim to the morgue [my office desk] for examination, after which I spent some time interrogating the primary suspect [letting him rest his head on my chest instead while I brushed his hair between my fingers until he fell asleep]). Quickly taking one of the rapidly-dwindling spaces on the couch besides Asgore as we've invited his friends Undyne and Alphys over to watch the premier of an anime that's apparently quite popular and has been the subject of many calls between the three, and as the episode progresses I find myself thankful he's sandwiched between us so they don't think I'm not liking it as I do my best to keep up with all that seems to be making them so explosively excited on the other side of him (it was difficult keeping pace with their discussion over dinner shortly after as I was the only one of the bunch that hadn't read the source material, but he must've detected my troubles and lent a reassuring squeeze of the hand beneath the table for encouragement). Snuggling close with Asgore on a blanket just after enjoying a lovely picnic together, and even despite the summer's air combining with his body heat into quite the scorcher I remain at his side as we gaze up at the clouds and verbalize potential resemblances (it seems the game was rigged as he saw about seven different flowers without me detecting even a single goat shape with which to make a romantic comment)
>>561755014As a Gotefag, there are two major problems with this. One, the Azzy design is an affront to the Angel. Two, to be able to tap Dess while looking like that implies a level of rizz on Azzy's part that I honestly can never imagine him having.
rapping kris into being my mindbroken loving trad wife and having 7 kids with her
Asriel will be a chubby blond chungus like his dad in ch6 and it will be the gotefag Tsar Bomba
>>561755435Not a chance, Kris is secretly a rap god. You'll see for yourself when buying ice cream at the festival (AiDS reference)
>>561755476You know, the scariest thing about your "prediction" is actually us finding out by Ch. 6. Because man, I'm really hoping he shows up for the festival... I can't take another of suspense about his design; even letting the bitchslap of fat ass Asriel happen in Ch. 5 is preferable to waiting more. I hope Dess' design is revealed next chapter through a flashback, too. I honestly care more about how she looks and acts as opposed to whether she is the knight or not currently.
>>561755960>I hope Dess' design is revealed next chapter through a flashbackIt would be nice.
What if Dess sprite is revealed and it's as ugly and badly shaded as Carol's
>>561743467Riverperson straight up tells you the Angel is coming so no. Player isn't the Angel.
>>561756394Dess is described as looking a bit rough by the Ribbicks. I honestly hope she looks creepy. Carol's less than flattering aspects can be owed to the attempt to convey her age, I think. So that wouldn't apply to Dess (Jury's out on the shading, though...)
>>561756394>As uglyThen it'd still be good?
Who can be a failureIn so many waysInstead of getting firedShe'll give herself a raise
>>561730708Here's your hooman.
>>561756559the riverperson does not know who frisk is.most monsters think you are just some odd monster, since the monster kindgom is plura-specieic, nobody knows what the fuck creeps through and most have forgotten what a human even looks like.
>>561756679Riverperson literally foreshadows Gaster and Sans not being from Undertale, I would trust them when they say the Angel is still coming.
>>561756768what really pisses on a wizard here is that i do not understand the angelic themes of deltarune.its a conspiracy against the very world of the living, the world of IS while entire dimensions of COULDS plot to destroy it, and both the light world and dark world seems to pray to this angelic figure that seems to be hell-bent on destroying everyone and everything.if we are not the angel, if noelle is not. then what is the angel and what happens when [HEAVEN] descends? what kind of HEAVEN needs to ba banished according to ralsei?
>>561757114Between Kris and Susie's Power Beast Forme, the Thrash Machine robot and Kris and (You)r combination there sure is a running motif of fusing in this gameI wonder where Toby's going with that
>>561756915I don't know about Deltarune, I'm talking about Undertale. The Angel there is Asriel and Chara.
>>561757237The Fun Gang in general is a unit that only works when all three are fighting together, compensating for each other's weaknesses. Perhaps the horrible thing in the Prophecy is the fact that the three of them are destined to sacrifice themselves for their essences to fuse into one true saviour that has all of their strengths combined. Defying the Prophecy would in this case be defying the idea that you cannot choose who you are and instead changing to become a better person that stands on their own.
did the mirror dialogue change between routes in ch4?
I think that susie might just not get with anyone during the festival not because she doesn't like noelle or kris but simply as her way of trying to defy the prophecy, she seen this panel so she could try to prevent it in her own way, for as much as toby loves his yurislop I think he is at least aware that a whole chapter worth of nothing but that would be boring af, I just can't see Susie ending up with anyone in chapter 5 let alone in the whole game
>>561716898I cant wait for the Nortubel crossover
>>561754163I do this as I rap https://youtube.com/shorts/pECcyQk117k
penetrating chara undertales vagooner with my elefanthaubitsekanone size 999999999 to make her unable to walk for a moment due to the sheer amount of pleasure from my rheinmetall mercedez benz anchluss all over her deltarune until she pregonde momma
sometimes i wonder why i post the things that i do
>>561758067Susie spends the whole day trying to avoid anything to do with love only to enter the Dark World and see a new prophecy panel that says "BY THE WAY, PLATONIC LOVE COUNTS. IF THE GIRL HAS MADE ANY FRIENDS SHE CHERISHES DEEPLY, IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED."
>>561758067love finds its way to the girl can easily happen in any route.normal route (gay as suselle shit)>LOVEweird route (psycho rapist route)>Level Of ViolencEsusie has expressed SEVERAL TIMES that she wishes to go with ralsei, even all the way to the beginning of ch3 where he had his little sad scene where he straight up tells her "bro i am a darkner i cant exist in the light world, i am just an object, i am NOT REAL, GO FIND REAL FRIENDS."its all very simple: ch5 will be susie sprinting off with ralsei to have their little moment just like ch2 did, and what did ch2 have? right. snowgrave.what are we told will continue in ch5? snowgrave, correct.but this time we will have the festival and we might happen upon a ferris wheel with noelle.
>>561758067Susie becoming burdened with the Prophecy is definitely something I can see happening, we are probably gonna snap her out of it too. Chapter 5 in general is likely gonna be a real test of Susie's character.
>>561755435calm down noelle
Susie has some great tits for a 15 year old I’m just saying
>>561758635you know, if you said "susie has nice tits" this would be a normal conversation, but now the question arises wether or not you like them in spite of them being attached to a 15 year old or because of it.
>>561758756Well, we’ll cross that bridge during the titty and age reveal part in chapter 5
>>561758918i am not big on tits, but you can have this.
Chapter 67!!!! Hahahaahhahahaha
court, slap this man's nuts.>>561759709
>>561759827YEEEEEOWCH
>>561758218This but Frisk.
whimpers and poops itself before exploding into multiple giblets
>>561758635>Susie has some great tits for a 15 year old I’m just sayingSusie looks like this you sicko
>>561760987But what about all the on-model depictions I've been seeing about her on twitter??!
>>561761206lerciP
What if Flowey said "In this world, it's shove your head up someone's ass or get someone's head shoved up YOUR ass!" and then shoved his head up your ass
>>561761426What if FIowey said ''in this world, it's TL:DR or eat shit, FAGGOTS!''
The tl;dr gets more attention than the sentence it's shortening, which makes sense because faggot, but the full sentence is pretty good too>you little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half>i'll shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap you'll sing fucking beethoven
*takes hit of favepipe**cough*This can't be good for me
>>561761842Postal 2 was really the only good game in the entire series.
>>561752278Very cute Undyne.
>>561761919even the movie was somehow good
how dare you faggots do anything but post in this thread to amuse me when i get on the website without anything better to do?
>>561762051Uwe Boll gets tons of shit but that's because it's acceptable and a big meme to shit on him. I've only watched two of his films but the ones I've seen, I enjoyed. That being Postal and Rampage. I think they're both good. I should probably go and check out another film from him.>>561762430We are sorry, Master...
This general fucking sucks.I'm out of here.
>>561762685*drags you back
Sometimes i think about how spamton running off from tenna technically wasn't even his decision, it was the laptop being taken away from kris's house, and neither spamton nor tenna could've stopped that, because their entire history and all their past decisions are just an echo of the light world.
>>561762685see you tomorrow
I-I'm so nervous
>>561721936what happens if you open a dark world here. i'm betting the tv becomes a fake tenna and the pillow becomes a fake spamton and all the spamton and tenna merch becomes spamtenna fans who aren't aware of the fake the spamton and tenna they have are just guys pretending to be the characters
*rolls past*
I KNOW I MADE THE THREAD SLOWER BY NOT POSTING I AM BUSY PLAYING HOI4 IT WAS A LONG TIME SINCE I PLAYED IT I AM TRYING TO GET THE HANG OF ALL THE NEW SHIT THEY ADDEDGIMME A BREAKI'LL GET BACK TO POSTING FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT LATER
fave refuses to play certain games because they think they'll like it more if they played it with someone they love, even if they're single
>>561764649we are at 44,30 posts per hour.that's a new low indeed, but in this silence, i cannot hear you be gay.
>>561721936Anyone got an estimate on the cost of this collection?I looks like they've spent thousands on Tenna merch in less than a year.
>>561764750non-aromantics love inventing ways for themselves to suffer
>>561764649you never amuse me, you can stop posting now
>>561764750
>>561764961I'm sure other anons do this too right? Like I think voices of the void would be an amazing game to play with only if there's someone nearby to cuddle with>>561765258>Me and final fantasy x
>>561764961yeah la de da mr ‘i don’t yearn for love and intimacy’ go back to your perfect life and leave us lepers in peace
>>561764649you always amuse me, never stop posting
Bratty's uncle switched down by human looksmaxxer
fave pays $250 for tickets to Deltarune Dream Fest
fave has another baby and puts their webcomic on hiatus again
>>561740465No they did intercrural
>>561747963Do you want her to like stammer and blush during this? It seems like it would be challenging for herBut I believe in her
fave posts their full name, address, social security number, BMI, favorite color, and the name of their childhood pets on /utg/
my name is donald trump and my adress is 123 white house avenue and my social sedcurity numebr is 696969696969 and my bmi is 99.99 and my favorite color is burger and my childhood pets name was odie
what's fave got to do, got to do with itwhat's fave but a second-hand character
>>561767307HOLY FUUUUUCKKKK MR PRESIDENT ITS AN HONOR CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH
>>561767087well ideally she would get powerful enough that she would recognize that she is in a game and would break out of the application in some way so she is like really dominant and stuff but maybe she stutters and blushes sometimes. ideally i would be the one stuttering and blushing and being scared and stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IeSWriac8w https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Zs57a2288https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWL4mGNapZM
Gonna booze and play vidya tonightFAITHFlesh Made FearTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered FateGod of War
If Catti was this insane and retarded at the start of the game I think she would have less fans.
>>561768368There is a non-zero chance that Turn the Lights Off was an inspiration for DeltaruneToby is just geeky white dork loser enough for it
>>561764649update: HOI4 game was a big success :)
>>561768938really
>>561767467Noelle cutting herself off in the middle of a cool imposing line because she realizes it's really corny and going quiet for a bit while she comes up with a better oneAnd meanwhile she has you strapped to your bed or whatever
>>561768960wasn't hoi just a very elaborate crayon simulator
>>561769686you mean a map painter simulator? yeah it is.
>>561763424Flatscreen TV insecure about not being a real CRT like Tenna
>>561769907i noticed that it is enjoyed by two types of people.low IQ leftists and low IQ righters.i never tried it.
Ral
>fall in love with a chubby tomboy/ex-athlete girl with a goofy and brash personality>her best friend is a skinny Disney princess loving lesbian, who is a cuckquean and wants to watch us fuck>a month or two it clicks like a sleeper agent and realize I'm practically romantically involved with Susie and NoelleLife imitates art, art imitates life etc etc. If they were bigger undertale or deltarune fans I would ask them to join me and we could absolutely crush it as a trio cosplay group, idk if I'd go Kris or Ralsei, but it would still be incredibly fitting regardless.I think we might end up going as umamusume characters instead if we go to a convention together. but the similarities are eerie. I feel like I've been blessed/cursed by Tricky Tobias to fall into Jungian-Esque prophetic Archetypes in my life now.
>>561770087i consider myself mid IQ
>>561770330are they actual females or
Fave is going out for lunch with their parents. Meanwhile, Tangy burns in hell
I've tried those 'map painter' games. Stuff like Hearts of Iron and Crusader Kings. While I can understand the appeal of it, it left me quite bored. I think a better 'map painter' game is something like Total War. Where you still paint the entire map with your faction of choice's colours, but you actually get to see your men kill the enemy and take over cities in these cool little fight sections.
>>561770341for as long you are not a self-diagnosed midwit...>>561770454don't gloat.
>>561770309I like that artstyle, have they drawn any Toriel?
>>561770419Yes surprisingly.
>561770330and then everyone clapped
>>561756394it would act as the greatest retard filter of all time where only people who actulpy like dess for her writing stick around so im ok with it, that might actually be the best case scenario.
>>561770518that's fair, i understand.
*poops*
>>561770721holy shit edmund mcmillen!?
>>561770543Mostly Ralsei, but I found this one image.
>>561770330some people are living this life while i cant even have free weekends because they take all of my electronicsfuck this shit life man
>>561770817why won't you let us save you
>>561770897i wish it was that easy
>>561770548Its really hard to imagine a female cuckqueen at all much less a lesbian that wants to watch you (presumably an ugly anon) fuck a fat chick. Your perception of this situation is twisted
>>561770816So fucking cuteeeeee!
>>561770518I also prefer to map paint Civ V still even if it means manually moving fifty units one at a time across the world to do individual combat. Barbarians early game when I just want to place my third city optimally are more of a threat to me than late game civs tend to be.
>561770632but nobody came
>>561770948I'm sure there's someone here schizophrenic enough to go crazy on your compound and spring you
>>561770817>>561770958I'm just as surprised as you anons.I think I just got incredibly lucky. No doubt I will pay karmicly later in my life by being hit by a car or something
>>561769437>>561767467this is just the forced weird route fanshit where it tries to be sonic.exe but cool, yet comes of as insincere and ironic
>>561771206
>>561771559oh no.not the weird route.everything but that.
>>561771593okay, that was funny, you little shitster.have a good day.
>>561771283very cute femtenna, i like that swimsuit. seems tacky enough for her
>>561772341
Oops i doomscrolled into morning sadness again lets see what deltarune pic we can oooo susie BOOBA i feel the determination hit
>>561772709find the source of your sadness and strangle it with all the rage knowing that you deserve to be happy and force all your woes to take a dirtnap.
>>561771559well i've had this fantasy about video game characters escaping from their virtual worlds or fucking with me while playing the games since i was a child. nothing insincere or ironic about it, i don't think.
>>561772692Ralsei living way too dangerously
>>561772709Take the sadness and make it your energyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylAF0WNvLx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjD12xmmU5QBlack Knife has some of the best remixes out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbXwnStbCUw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pseXQgFMFYY
>>561771283sex with that tenna
>>561773110cuteeeeeeee queen
>>561773759Indeed. I really need to start downloading more of themMy favorite so far is this one https://youtu.be/lhHorfoXFjw?si=HzloPZTWneykaNTx
UNDERTALE THE BREAKFAST CEREAL
>>561764961I'm aromantic and I do this with movies and wanting to watch with friends...someday I will have a Kris and Ralsei and Susie type friend group...
>>561775142Nice, I love when synth notes sound kinda wobbly like they're being slid
>>561775451The richest in calcium
slow and dead thread
>>561775502I watch things but then I prepare a presentation of trivia and fun facts that i googled after and run the simulations in my head
>>561776742im busy masturbating
I wonder if we'll make Different Knight AUs after the game is over or if it will somehow turn out to appear miniscule in the grand scheme of things
Susi Susi Susi
tenna sex
>>561771593This makes me remember an artist I like speculating that among the many reasons their marriage wouldn't work out long term, Asgore likely having a low libido would be a non-insignificant factor.
>>561778650To each their own I think they fucked like crazy when they were together
>>561778215
goa
The fact that Kris has been friends with Noelle since childhood and that he HASN'T obliterated her cervix like the gates of Constantinople pisses me off greatly
>>561772692Something about the way some artists draw his legs....
>>561779019:3
>>561779019goal
>>561778770At the very least, I hope we can agree that she would be the initiator more often than not
>>561779045>gates of Constantinople>obliteratedmother fuck the gates were opened from the inside in its final siege, are you talking about a different battle?>>561779159>>561779180>>561779281:3
>>561778976
>>561779159You mean with his butt just hanging out and exposed thighs?
pingas
>>561779045Might have pissed her off, too
Ralsei STOLE the healing cherub idea from Spamton and skinwalks Asriel. Eram reuses objects from the game for its attacks. Coincidence?
>>561779565Y-yeah.....
press F in the chat for constantinople and for byzantium, nerver forget, only historychads will know what i am talking about
Send me your best Kris and Noelle fics
>>561779641>Coincidence?y̸̧̧̡̨̢̡̨̡̡̢̧̢̧̡̢̢̧̛̛̛͓͕̫͖̞̦̞̥͚̠̞͚̟̟̬͚̳̫̳̙͉͉͔̗̖̟͉͔͓͎̱̺̻̭̯̟̰̞̪̰͎̘̟͙̺̜͓̣̪̞͍̗̰͖̪͕̬̞͉͕͙̣̩̮͎̪̥̹͔̦̤̥͕̥͙͍̫̣̠̞͚̪̤͈̫̗͉̝͍̬̩̫͇̣̺̠̠̟̻̹̥̘̭̱̹̤͚͔͍̪̪͚͇̗̝̥̮̳͎̦̻͖̥̭̖͚̘̰͇̙̥͕̬̞̟̭̹̰̼̫͖̜̻͚̫̺̝̼̹̻͍͈̼͚̱̰̳͔̳͚̭̮̠̞̺̗̹̝̘̤̠͓̾͌̀̑͛̒͒̄̔͋̀̂̑̃̽̏͗͛͊̊̑̈́̌̏͑̌͐͋̇̇͑́̏̂̊͛̀̏͂̑̓̈́͆̐̏̒̂̑̊̓̒̃̽̈́̍̈́̿̃͗̑̃̈̀̊̉̈̄̐͌̈̈́̈́̎̓̄̀̋̀̆̈́̉̄̃͊̄͛̋̍̂͐͊̈̾͐̓͗̊̇͛̀̀̑̏̄̊̽̄̑̓̌̒̾̐͂͌̀̀́̎́̍̋̉͊̽̊̊̀͆̿̾͊͂̑̂̐̀̋́̑̇̇̒͌͋̿̂̓̈́̄͛́̎̍̌̽̃͛͆͒͘̕̚͘͘̚̕͘͘͘͘̕̕̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͠͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅȩ̵̧̧̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̙̙̗͚̹̻̻̩̼͔̫̪͚͈̮̬̦̬̥̭̙͕̖̥͎͈̯͈̭̞̹͉̳̗̳̥̭͚̜̣̦̤̮̪̹̪͉̝̥̬͖̜͙̖̠̠̱̳̤͓̩͕̰̼̼̭̻̦̭̰̙̗͙̳̞̟̱͖͙̠̭͎̭͎͎̮͖̝̩̯͖̬̯̬͎̣̰͓̙̗̭̥͒̿̒̀̈́̐̊͛͌̐̓́͂̂̌͗͒͐͋͗̾̽̐̑̋̌̔̽̌̆̈̈́́͐̀̈́̑̑̓͋͋͐̐̒͆̽̈͆̈́̿̈́̋͑̄͂̓̑̿̈́̈̽̓̓̈̈́͐̊̋̋͊͐̀́̊͗̀̀̂͑̎̔͆̿̎͂̎͂̄̾̀͒͋̀̆́̏̒̑̄͐͋̋͐̓͋̄͑̀̀̃̾̒̄̈́̿̃̋̔͋̃̈͊́͒̓̓̽̋͛̔̀͗̑̈́͐͆̀̊̽̃͒̀͂̇̐͑̂̐̒̿̏̎̇̓͐̀̒̈́͑͛̍͛̇̏͆̀̽́̒̏̃̄̆͂̿͘͘͘̚͘̕̕̕͘̚̚̚̕͘͘͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅs̸̛̛̞̭̜̐̔͒̀͋̿̑͂̃̆͗̀̑́̔͋͒̿̄̆͛̈́̊̈́̿̂̇͋͂̈́̏̐̋̆͒͛̍͒̒̀́͑̿̆͂́̏̌͂̿̀̌̀́̏͆̌̍̽̔̇͑̎͋̂̾͌͆̇͐̌͑̽̒̏̀̓̌͒̍͒̓̒͗̃̏̆͂̑͛̍́̽̀͂͌̈́̀͊̊̏͋̓̀̂̑͐̔̀͘̚͘̕͘͘͘͘̚̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͝
>>561779916I'm also a fan.
Oh, right...The poisonThe poison for FaveThe poison chosen specially to kill FaveFave's poison...That poison?
>>561780067There was this part in a fic that had one of the cutest Kris and Noelle interactions I've ever read, but the fic itself was about Berdly raping Kris
>>561779641Ralsei also stole Lancer's Stool Forme, all so he could get people to step on him. Disgusting.
>>561780538My interest increased tenfold
Yellow!
>>561781105why are you yellow
I want to have Fave with you.
>>561781185because I can do anything
>>561781350you...can do...ANYTHING??
>>561780538Post it
>>561781352>"I became a PNG... But at what cost"
I want to Fave all over your fat Faves.
My interest increased tenna's folds
>>561726978It Wouldn't make sense since Flowey wants Frisk to get to Asgore.
Mr. Evrart is helping me find the shelter code.
would you love fave if they were australian and spoke in a really stupid accent and ate kangaroo?
>>561781970You say that like Flowey thinks theres a genuine chance anyone who isnt him will actually get your soul, he's just fucking with you. He knows you'll reset if you die, there's no stakes he just likes to watch you struggle, that's why he's following you through the entire underground instead of simply camping the throne room
>>561782093Yes because imagining the dialogue options with an australian accent is awesome
>>561782093australian can be a sexy accent i think british accents are sexy thats fine. fave already sounds stupid, its not like it could get much worse
>>561782093https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vfc61BjhUQ
>>561716990carolanon your response?
>>561782969Now he's perfect
>>561773091At that same age I fantasized about being the villain's minion in TV or games but in the sense of those YA "jedi academy" stories: Doofenshmirtz teaching me everything he knew about inator development for exampleI know I did this but I can't remember any other specific examples, always a paternal aspect to it as well
>>561718980Oh... There's TWO of them...
>>561783137We'll see what he thinks when she's the one who finds Dess.
goon night utg, i am goating to bed now. cya.
>>561783638
Greetings. How does /utg/ fare?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVxTJ9Xb9Ec&list=RDKVxTJ9Xb9Ec&start_radio=1>>561783430ANOTHER DOOFENSCHMIRTZ FAN?
>>561783838We'll see what he thinks when she's the one who protects Noelle from the Titan.
>>561783863im eating celery, carrots, and bell peppers for lunch. no its not an eating disorder its what noelle would eat
>>561783430an experience i had as a child regarding cartoon villains is that i watched a ben 10 episode and it had this villain in a cloak. he looked cool, so what i did is i grabbed the darkest blanket that i could find and wrapped it around myself and repeated quotes that he said from the show while just pacing around in my bedroom. my mother heard me a while later and asked me what i was doing and i think i said something along the lines of that i was getting upset at a video game. she believed it but i was super embarrassed afterwards, lol.
>>561783708Goatnight sleep tight
>>561783857
>>561784004
>>561784014i should probably develop an eating disorder so i stop being fat
Tasquedad fucks dead deerhttps://old.reddit.com/r/ReddXReads/comments/qwos6j/genebeard_my_furry_legbeard_ex_by_dark_warchief/
>>561784435I’m fat but I don’t give a fuck and am fine with dying at like 50
Im fit and Toriel would fuck me over the fatfuck above
>>561784319We'll see what he thinks when Asgore leaves him for a brainwashed Toriel.
>>561784621She’s not real
Rudy is not gay.
>>561784530oh i don't mind dying at that age or even before it's just that i'd want to be skinny and not fat.
>>561784697Not anymore, at least.
>>561784632
imagine genociding the entire earth with noelle and then you kill each other in a loving embrace that would be cool
>>561782093Aussie accents sound cute for women. For some guys it can be cute but it really depends on how thick it is (and how good the guy looks ofc)
Toby loves Japan enough that I believe ERAM and the Atlantis stuff in Deltarune could be based off the Golden Bat (Ōgon Bat)
>>561770817Life is weird, throwing odd curveballs to keep this spicyLast month i was doing like shit bad enough to cry myself to sleep constantly, now i'm finally winning the uphill battle, and i got a girlfriend that is like fanon ralsei
>>561734770Im way too easily entertainedhttps://files.catbox.moe/9qxvjk.mp4
Fave is accosted by space bigfoots.
>>561784530I hate Sans but have to give it to him for being able to handle Toriel when drunk. She seems overwhelming (recall everyone having to lock her in the garage in the Alarm Clock app)
Fave was saving its virginity for someone they really loved but after getting assaulted they think they're dirty and undeserving of love
>>561785725You son of a bitch
>>561785545Also, Golden Bat's antagonist is someone called "Dr. Nazo." He looks FRIENDly
i don't think i will ever have a girlfriend or really find a life worth living for. i really just don't know what i want at all and it's not like this world is worth trying for, anyways. i could get a bunch of money, but then what? what would i do with it. i could buy whatever i want but i wouldn't be happy, i don't think. it really is just all meaningless, now. i really am just waiting to die.
>>561785640Your girlfriend has a twelve inch long dong and smokes hella weed?
>>561786147this is kind of how i feel but im without a boyfriend
>>561786018>Checking the papyrus phonecallsOh you're for real playing this thingIm sad at how overlooked the papyrus calls are ingame, they give a lot of background context and some interaction when you dont wanna feel so lonely waltzing across the underworld
>>561786147I read the last word as "waiting for dice"
Would Undertale have been better if when you enter the lab Alphys was jacking off furiously and accidentally cummed all over your face!!!???
>>561785871I’d be fine with her, I’m genuinely good with looking after drunk people whether I’m sober or drunk myself. I’m that person in the group that worries about everyone else on a night out.
>>561786018I wanna hold off on the undyne date as fun as she is so I can see as much phone dialogue as possible but iirc if you call her while the guards are here she'll reference some anime by saying she told the guards humans might have mind controlling powers so not to let one pass even if she tells them to>>561786239Yeah I dont think I really bothered with them before this playthrough beyond the ones I was told about but once I heard someone say he made text for EVERY map in the game (barring a couple exceptions Im finding) it stuck with me so I wanna see as much as I can
>>561786165All the good and bad aspects of fanon ralsei>Tummy>Horny>Horny (as in has horns because she likes getting cucked)>Abused in need of love>Likes to get used as a stepstool (metaphorically)>smokes (more cigars than weed tough)>Would commit a crime if handed a gun>Thinks her own people lesser>Barely legal>Trans
>>561786520But no, hormones shrunk her in the nether regions so its more of a 3 inches thingie
>>561786217maybe that might add some novelty and spice into my life but i'm ugly. and if i wasn't, you could be ugly and it wouldn't work. sorry.>>561786386you can head canon it, if you wish. i give you permission.
>>561786520holy fuck there's so many red flags herestay safe
>>561786463Toby makes it a point that monsters dont have bathrooms because they may or may not actually have the organs to piss but they still shower? So where are the showers?
>>561716990>>561717027>>561731076>>561783137He won’t say this because the game is going to play out exactly according to my overly specific indulgent overconfident headcanons
>>561787084There's a bucket
>>561787084Wait im an idiot, Woshua exists....actually I wanna go back to being an idiot, I dont need to think of the further implications of that.
Alphys date feels so weird, like a necessary event of course, but so disconnected>Extension of undyne's date (an extension of papyru's date)>Since some people postpone undyne to hotlands, an area that still has content, its weird how alphy's date is after new home, or atleast core>Goes straight into another deviation of the path with the same character for true lab, you are given freedom to move from A to B but there isn't anything else to do in here other than stocking heals>Goes straight into the final boss after thisIt just feels like a too convenient set of dominoes falling together
Little Fave feels funny when the girl bunny character shows up in the movie and their pp gets long.
>>561787475>>561787475>>561787475Hop on
>>561786857At worst i waste 4 years of my life, but it wouldn't be the first timeI wanna have faith in shit going right for once
>>561787084they take dust baths like birds>but that's like bathing in blood!humans are like 60% water
>>561787084oh god guys i think she's into me
>>561787410https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2vRxdNg2yk
