Previous: >>561646407>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDMain Story Act 1, Finale Part 1 now AvailableCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*), Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (Speed), SSR Curren Chan (Wit), SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>561659345Did you know? Cows love her.
>>561659345My bookworm wife. I'm looking forward to her so much.
which uma is the biggest geek?
>>561659345our hero
Digitan LOVE
yankomanko
>>561659475she can't do this and expect me not to kiss her
This is rape
Tamamo Cross is... Cool?
I am HORNYHORNY for Nishino FLOWER
You guys should read Muv Luv
>>561659601Smooching Chrono!
>>561659656After I'm done with Umineko, maybe
tamamo crossmatato circle
so uhhhh when's this guy going to farm a million fans?
We (torena) really just stole Suzuka from another team huh
My unlucky f2p ass can't keep up anymoreEven some of the good SRs workaround aren't MLB yet. Should I just start over?
>>561659656Why? you always shill it but never tell me why should I play it
>>561659781>second hand uma
>>561659789theyre giving free 10 pulls a ton more often this year, your golds will all be mlb in a few months
>>561659781Happened in the anime too, I wonder if it's an irl reference.
>>561659656no
>>561659601絶望した
>>561659781she came by her own will
Retention check?
>>561659781Also means out trainee could always quit on us or find another trainer if we weren't good enough
>>561658214I turned it into a soundpost
>>561659735Funnily enough my best friend is currently reading Higurashi and told me he'd read Muv Luv after. Hope you enjoy your murder mystery vn bro.>>561659819Because it's very good and I like it a lot. Other anons have occasionally voiced their opinions disagreeing, but I think if you're into suffering and mechs then you'll really like it (assuming you can get past the very slow first 10h that are pure setup)
>>561659642youre under arrest pervert
>>561659962what's your team rank
>>561659992You really shouldn't have
>>561659895>in a few monthsBros..I'm ngmi
>>561660053Rice wouldn't say this
>>561660053I am HORNY for RICE SHOWER TOO!!
>>561660027does it have umamusumes
>>561659992another file to filter
>>561660106what would he say?
old pakatube was better
>>561660142>genetics
>>561659962I'm ready to go back to bouncing between 6 and 5 in a few weeks
That stream was 80% Ai-chan glazing
>suzuka didn’t finish her event chain
>>561660137unfortunately no, only ningen womensome ningen women are alright though
>no Cingray S2 announcement
>>561659962it's not getting to 700k this weeknow all whales have rebuilt their teams, my ragtag team of poorfags are never getting into top 100 with the big guys...
I am the Mejiro Marked
Imma blackmail Brian with this photo
>>561660279Yeah, what a shitty stream. It should've been 100% Ai glazing.
>>561660307next year maybe lmao
never failed a 69 in my life...
>>561659773I think he needs to die after reset
>>561659583This one is an actual trvth nvke
me on the right holding hands with my beautiful daring bride tact
>>561659986That’s literally what failing a goal implies.
>>561660348Stop being horny
>>561659992good post!
>>561660332she will rape you
>>561660383that's me dancing with her. you're the one taking the photo, cuck.
>>561660364Been saying that since the sperg joined. He flatlined his previousn club
>>561660332This but Taishin
>>561660383>uma hand Kill yuritards
Falco and Curren love!
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>561660383Trim your nails, faggot.
>>561660586pregnant cow
>>561660437That falseflag is too far even for Falco. Also Curren wouldn't say that.
>>561660584>loveit looks like they're both ready to fist-fight. my money is on curren, obviously.
>>561660371This literally describes every fandom though. It’s not unique to Uma at all and god forbid it’s popular on reddit or vtuber adjacent.
>>561660526I will see to it, when the time is right.
>already burnt through 250 clocks since MANT startedIt's over for me gwos
>>561660383how are they gonna keep up the trainer x uma power creep? bue set the bar too high so unless takuto literally fucks you in a tent how can they keep up
/u/mas wonnered
>>561660596which uma is most likely to abuse me for being a 176cm manlet?
>>561660674>god forbid it’s popular on reddit or vtuber adjacent.You have to go back.
>>561660371this isn’t even an umamusume problemthe average person isn’t funny (or intelligent), and when you get a lot of them together (i.e. in a fandom) the discourse is just gonna devolve into what this poster is describing
>>561660707>Assuming that's 5 clocks per run, thats 50 runs alreadyBrother I cant even be assed to do more than one.
>>561660596I am saying this
>>561660443So my black mailing works
So the ballroom event is basically the annual dedicated yuri event right? I remember seeing some people call it that.
>>561660681
>>561659986Almost happened with Gentildonna thoughbeit
>2 Curren support card banners live at the same timeWe get it, Curren, you want to be riding everyone's deck.
>>561660707I'm in the same boat, I think I'm almost at 300 gone
>>561660867Holy fuck that's the youngest man I've ever seen!
>>561660852I read some posts saying that ballroom will make the MANT events tame compared to it
>>561660759bono
>>561660852I can't even be mad because it's fucking Bakushin of all umas.
>>561659454Bro is the BIGGEST and the GEEKEST
>>561660584They are good friends
>>561660852Bakushin is so handsome....
>This time my European breeding farm is located in France instead of Ireland like the one I had in the 2025 versionIs it better or worse that I put the tanned tomboy in charge of that farm?
>>561660852>dancing with long tassels whipping your face the entire timeretards
I'm going to read the events finally
>>561660962I'm thinking sweaty tomboy tummy
>>561660759im the shortest anon in /uma/, 174cm turbomanletkill me now
>>561660759
>>561660852yes
>>561660906Flash would do this
>>561660884Everyone deserves some Curren on their deck!
>>561660962I installed this just now any tips for a retardbwo
Yuri Franchise
>>561660852>my goat hikemenmogging fuji kiseki
So, am I supposed to rush the dates with the team sirius card?
>>561659789>not even welfares (after the x2 TP event update) or anniversary support are MLB'dWell anon, at least you have around 90k carats saved, r-right?
>do 1 runZAMN
>>561660959>>561660939More armpit memes
>>561660761Wife
>>561660852ya know it's not that bad it doesn't look retarded as much as it couldgimlet and tap dance were 100 times worse than this
Bakushin lewd armpits...
Almond Eye is the perfect example of how bland new umas are despite their extravagant designs they have no character other than a reused gimmick, in this case being ms perfect at everything which Daiwa already did many years ago. their careers are also lacking in depth, from the moment you meet them it always is "their eyes met and suddenly she's your wife for the rest of eternity", there's no dynamic to have because you're her slave from day 1. no tsundere play like with Daiwa or Gold City, you and her are a perfect couple instantly it's like those wild animals with bright colors to warn off predators. they look appealing from the outside, but inside is nothing but deadly poison
Friendly reminder that Bakushin and Flight are keiba approved and not just a random umamusume fanfic pairing like, say, McQueen and Teio.
>>561661305Post em
Marry and procreate
>>561660852>ONE meme about bakushin pits goes viral>make a bakushin alt not that long after fully coveredwhat did cygames mean by this
>>561661417ai GARBAGE
>>561661335Ask me how I know you have never played the JP version of the game.You didn't even read her story on that website.Ask me how I know who is your favorite vtuber.I can even tell your skin color.
yeey
>>561661351They also approved my dick, specially North
ningen females should only open their mouths if their legs are open first
>>561661335No one cares faggot
>>561661335Futa is gay
Daiwa Scarlet deserves to get RAPED. Goddamn I can't train her when I'm this horny already.
>>561661058why are their pussies so narrow
>>561660371Everything in this video applies to /u/ eunichs btw.
>>561661050Shut up nigga you're averagetry being 160, you wouldn't be able to look some of your trainees in the eyes without craning your neck
>>561661335>almond eyeNot reading the rest, post her tits
>>561661383
>>561661468funny how you mentioned vtubers because that's literally what they are, a colorful design masking a boring personality and simple gimmick that only serves as fap material
>>561661664
>>561661660no grown man is 160cm surelythats like 5'6
>>561661667they didn't even try lmao
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>561661785Asian dudes are pretty short
>>561661785come on nigga
>>561661660>try being 160please stay in asia bwo if you ever move out you're ngmi
>>561661762>vtubers>that's literally what they are>game>Uma Musume>Horse girls/vt/niggers need to go take the rope, fuck off to your board.
>>561661762>fap materialI don't believe you. Could you please post some examples?
>>561661836>Rudolffag Go back to playing your shitty VN
>>561661660If you're outside of SEA my condolences
>rest 3 times>sleep deprived
>>561661905I'm just making a comparison bwo I don't watch ewhores hiding behind anime avatars no need to be so defensive, or are you mad at the truth?
Any other based anons still hoarding theirs after 9 months?
>>561661175Yeah, you should do the final date right before first summer so you can get the rainbow trainings from it
>>561661836Rudolf would not say that.
>>561661660sirius sis...
>>561662089I used mine and got to enjoy the game more
is this useable? it has NSM so should be good for parent farming even at lb0 right?
>>561662089they never get updated so there's no need to hoard them bro
>>561661105>any tipsLearn the UI first, I recommend having netkeiba and jbis open in your browser to check historical horses you don't recognize. Very useful for deciding whether to buy them, what races to pick for them etc.Upgrading the farm should be done as fast as possible. The difference between the effects at the start vs fully upgraded is hugeI like to be picky about the horses I train. When a new year starts, and you have the option to pick which will go into training, to your overseas farms, etc. there is an option to filter by how the game thinks they will perform. There should be 5 options, from something like "Big Star" to "nothing outstanding". I only choose horses that are in the 3 best options, the rest is soldIf you have any specific questions, just ask here, I will be in the thread for the next 6-10 hours
>>561661762>uma musume>boring personalityYou're a woman, aren't you?
>>561662089I used mine for Aquarius Suzuka, and she won me a plat
>>561661660its over..
>>561662089I still have it, and I'm still missing 3 of them despite sparking twice already. The last one is McQueen.
>>561660371Tiktok advertises suicide methods as funny challenges. I don't why you're acting as if some troon video is supposed to prove anything.
>>561662178>marrying a gremlin Grim
>>561661762I'm sorry your indie vtuber career failed sis please get over it
>>561662171Farming yeah and I used my 1lb one if I'm running a strong uma that has no issues with stats
I found the audio for the last one
HelloHad an uneasy feeling about today, but hopefully it's nothing
>>561662089me, I'm missing four of themI'm thinking of using it on Suzuka and farm the other 3 from daily racesshould have barely enough time to farm all 3 before the next batch of daily races start
Dunno if it's a skill issue or not but I'm really not feeling it with this card
>>561662391Currenposter do not go outside
>>561662224this based minmaxxing anon >>561662321 proved you wrong
it's literally impossible to play summer spe's career
>>561662376>hate porn>defends yurislopsWomen are jealous of 2D horses.
Fuck bros I’m so bricked for longs I can’t pull stamina support cards to save my fuckin life
>>561659781Final Chapter is just Suzuka stealing Spe's spotlight again. It's painfully obvious how much Cygames love this horse.
I still remember using my ticket for base Oguri and having her show up on my pulls right afterTHAT TICKET COULD'VE BEEN RUFOLF AIEEEEEE
>>561662354great, not a total loss then
>>561661351What are all approved Uma pairings?
>>561662614Suzuka gameSuzuka franhise
>>561662526Why?
>>561662495Okay. Good thing I never do anyways
>>561661449Cygames doesn't give a shit about your western forced meme.
i can't believe Silence Suzuka died in that car crash senior year...
>>561662728even if i go for a quick fap, the average MANT playthrough duration is longer than my refractory period
>>561661105>>561662272one more thing, with historical horses, the game will tell you when they have to retire to have their progeny be born (and for mares it will show you in the breeding menu, when and with witch stallion they need to mate to have their historical children). It will show up after the year ends in the section where you have to choose which horses to retire. Alternatively, you can check if the horse needs to retire in this section when looking at your active horses
So if the ballroom is the dedicated yuri event, then what's the dedicated uma trainer event?
Aside from angling, what else should I inherit as Kitasan? NyOpera looks decent yet again, is there anything else to consider? CM12
>>561661660nigga if you're 160 you're a woman
Hello friends!!!
>>561662880The wedding outfit event
I used the selector on her and now got her from the random ticket..........
>>561662274learn how to read nigger. I'm saying new umas are boring because all they have is a reused gimmick so they're only good to make porn, Gentildonna is literally this
>>561662880summer
>>561662854Can't there just be an EN translation of Winning Post somehow, it really looks interesting.
>>561662526Ugly chud
>>561662890Hola mamacita!
>>561662890Haro.
>>561662880every uma story?
>>561663018I’d imagine it’d be easier to just make a half-assed translation patch if you could figure out a way to edit the files.
>>561662272>>561662854Thanks bwo, I thought you only trained one horse but I guess it makes sense it's a whole stable.
>>561662446I sparked only once in the all uma banner. Got Manhattan Cafe and Curren in the first pull luckily so I'm missing 6 (only got McQueen, Oguri and spechud), Taiki is a strong contender since it's the only legend race I missed entirely, but I'll wait so I don't get spooked later on, I have no rush
>>561662880None
so whats the play with the 2 lvl 5 training facilities mission? Just loading up a quick ura run with bakushin and only pressing wit and speed?
>>561663005Oh yeah, now show me an interesting uma with a vibrant story and personality.
>>561662673Duramente x Sweep
>>561663190either that, or do a brainless aoharu career
I want a Taiki hug
>>561663139>Idonum Fuck off
>>561663190Did a unity Bakushin run, completed the Triple A, two lvl 5 facility, and sprint run missions all at once
>>561662334>troonHow did you know?
>check the new ballroom dance videowhat happened? they used to make good dances but this one is pretty meh, are they cutting the budget for ballroom event or something?
https://x.com/i/status/2037402413062304178
>>561663303already got every mission aside from the lvl 2 facility and unbeaten races ones, so dont need that level of efficiency. Appreciate it though
>>561663190cygames unironicaly wanted you to play MANT like ura with a few extra races lmao
>>561663047>>561663080
>>561663005Based, the gorilla is shit.
>>561663341>it's real and still up
*gives you Gourmand*
>>561662882Just those two should be fine
there are too many women (male) in this thread right now
>Race bonus is everything bro>+16 guts
>>561663341what else kind of subhuman would make this slop? Honestly, I doubt this nigger is above double digits in terms of age either.
>>561663341why are transexuals always so angryall they do is rage all day
>>561663341Doto hates trannies wtf
>>561663191Ryan has more personality than Gentildonna despite being ugly as fuck, I'm comparing them because they have the exact same gimmick but less exaggerated
>>561663005>i-i'm talking about the new ones!!>like Gentildonna!!Ok woman
[sad news] the japanese are vocal about the new pakalive and they're not happy
>>561662882Angling is the only accel unique you're going to need so either inherit midrace like v bourbon or laterace velocity like nyopera or fuji kiseki
>>561663018Write to Koei Tecmo that there is a large interest in WP in the west, and maybe they will make EN version>>561663156Yeah, It's basically up to you how many horses you want to train (There is a hard cap but it's high enough that nobody would bother reaching it), I recommend starting using the earliest starting date. It feels better to go through the various Keiba ages (and you have more time to build up before you reach the horses we know thanks to uma)
Post something relaxing
>>561660371This is why /uma/ is superiorOur only joke is an earnest wish to have sex with our trainees
>>561662985Same my is lb3 now
>>561663639don't worry, he will become a statistic anytime soon
>long merchant>not meta in longKWABkween...
*gives you 30 energy and Playtime's Over!*
>>561663671>RyanAh, the gay Ryanfag.
>>561662880>when is white history month>when is straight pride month
>>561663702this is a tier list I can get behind
>>561663737when we will get the bath scenes without accesories?
>>561663842Ryanbro is not gay...
>>561662880Career story
>>561663702wtf i wanted to make this bait
>>561660371this guy would literally explode if he saw /uma/s running joke for doto lmao
>>561663341it's always the troons telling others that they aren't funny (despite all their jokes being lol sex or lol murder) so it's easy to tell
>>561663639You don't have to call them a slur or even confront them directly to mindbreak them. I saw someone made some analog slop parody with the joke being uma rape and troons had a melty about it. There's unironic geometry dash/roblox kiddies among them
>>561660371its almost like whats funny is subjective and not an 'im right youre wrong' thing. people find rick and morty funny but i dont seethe about it
ryanbros (singular), we will have our revenge once she gets an alt any day now
You guys are seriously fucking retarded.
>>561663732I just might, it's frustrating to play Gallop Racer 2006 seeing the Americanized(fictional?) races and names, when the tracks look exactly as the Japanese racetracks.
>still respondingEmbarrassing, so many trainers are failing the witcheck. If you're lacking in wit, please press hide stub, and ignore.
>>561664032Thanks for posting my wife
>>561663639>high levels of testosterone can amplify anger, irritability, and aggressive responses, particularly in response to provocation or when trying to maintain social status.
>>561664058just learn how to acquire autism and play starters orders
>>561664080How can she be your wife if she's my wife?
>>561660371where the fuck is that reporter my uma has been bad mood for 12 turns AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561664032Wife Halo would say this
>>561663842Ryanfag would never call her ugly
>>561663373These pictures make me smile!
>>561664032Kingu would say that.
Gonna cum>>561664032>>561664186>>561664202
>>561663758Mine is lb5..........
>>561663639they've been tricked into becoming literal abominations for brownie points and get reminded of that any time they look in the mirror
Sex with Verxina
>>561664229
>>561664347she still wear it
MANT has made me hate the horses whose unique is not really that useful on the campaign races because of the number of horsesTraining a horse like og Oguri is night and day compared to someone like Ryan or DoberYou can go in with shit stats and not use any clocks at all, meanwhile with the others you have to pray the rival jobs so you don't use 3 clocks on the first mile race
>>561664302Tricked? A lot of them do it because they’re failure as men and know they’ll get more attention and preferential treatment if they start claiming to be women (coincidentally they’re also “lesbian”)
>>561663768Who cares about CMs?Japanese baseball season is starting soon.
>>561663639Trans "people" are the living example of the sunk cost fallacy. There are proper MTF trans, mostly in 3rd world countries for some reason, that get to the goal of "passing" but the angry ones are always the lazy ones who half assed it and have to pretend they look good, and gaslight people into pretending they look good. But they know they will never pass, and that they can't go back. It's hilarious.
>>561663639Reminder, if you support making lewd art of the horses. You also support trans masculine Stay gold. You either defend the community guidelines or not at all.
>>561664287Never global
>>561662629You need a pretty strong deck if you're using it for an ace though outside of nsm and the events it's ass and only has 5 RB
Next thread will be better...
>>561664475Forgot image.
>>561663639They're autistic men
>>561664437>Training a horse like og Oguri is night and day compared to someone like Ryan or Doberthis is not unique to MANT tho
>blindly lock in mile uma on taiki’s legend race>it’s a sprint??????
>>561659986Goal incomplete...
I’m so fucked when it comes to longslop
>>561664705Mightiest Sprinter
>>561664229They make him hard too
>>561663824>*looks like a concubine in you're path"
>>561664705Nyes, Taiki Shuttle is just that good.
>>561664739Train XOguri, she can get away with 800 stamina if you pump 500 heals.
>Long Syes>Maestroyes>Spurtno>Glue>Spurtyes>Long Syes>Maestrono>Glue>Maestroyes>Spurtyes>Long Sno>GlueEvery single long CM over and over and over it doesnt matter which one
>>561663824nooo…
>>561664739Did you skip every support banner outside of kitasan?
reminder that you need 1200 speed 900 stam 900 guts 900 wit 900 pow. thank you for your attention on this matter
>561664572Art so shit not even the boorus bothered to save them btw
>>561664854>complaining about no long S when speed isn't even maxedgwo...
>>561664874I just borrow creek or kita
>>561664032Kingu wife best wife
>>561664705Sprinters Stakes winner Taiki Shuttle.
>>561664662more noticeable in MANT because of the sheer number of races
>>561664849That's a gaslight, bro. The meta for long is literally 1200+2 golds. Oguri isn't gonna magically be better with 3 blues unless you ran her as end.
>>561664951>or Kita>has Suzuka stamWHY DID YOU LET THE RERUN PASS YOU BY
>>561664705nyes
>>561664942Long S still boosts what speed you had anyway >Akikawa just gave me Spurt after Tenno Sho Spring after whiffing both inspirationsOUTSTANDING
every time i brush my hair i brush too hard and go really blind for anywhere from 10-20 minutes
>>561665154I want to bury my head in there and have her zip it back up
>>561665227>brush hair>go blind???
>>561664847>>561664984>>561665081i’m aware that he won sprints but i just blindly assumed they’d make japan’s GOAT mile horse run a mile for her legend race
Is the gold skill from sirius card good?
>Ryan's careerI want to be seen more feminine despite my ugly haircut, grandma dressing style and love for fitness, come lift weights with me trainer and get over my insecurities together >Gentildonna's careerI'm so strong I can crush steel balls with my bare hands lmao do 2000 squats while I amazon press you, let's make a baseball team and dab on Verxina
>>561665345Nyo
>>561665294yeah u know like your vision gets excessively blurry and its hard to read
If you forget to COLLECT the daily mission rewards and the day rolls over do you get them sent to your inbox like the temporary event coins?i never had that occasion happen to me yet and im afraid to test it..
>>561665294hair grooming syncope but this anon also has a brain tumour
Explain this double standard
>>561665435they go in your inbox, yeah
>>561665401Fibromyalgia
>>561665401???>>561665451>brain tumourdon't we all
>>561665462hmmm this ain't instagram bro keep your zoomer memes there
>>561665020I BORROW them and try to pair them with my other cards that are mlb and such
>>561665312https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEEC3T0-nagIt's because she did really well here
wait so if I don't train with them, their rainbow just goes away?
>"Sturm und Drang">rapes you
THIS IS SO LEWD
>>561665491slutty kraut
>>561665614it's random when they go away, you get the buff back when training with them which is also random
>>561665498Finemo your panties are showing...
>>561665556What I mean is why didnt you roll during the Kitasan banner rerun
>>561665649whats she even doing here and why
Aoharu... home...
I want to have sex with ballroom Bakushin
>>561665680>5 more layers of rng for no fucking reason
Is the umazing epithet new for the burger scenario?
>>561665401>>561665227if your blood pressure drops because you're stressing the blood vessels in your scalp you're either brushing wrong or you you have high blood pressure
>>561665843of course not
>>561665579He was such a good horse
Uncs...better do a health check up
>>561665852im 500lbs so its maybe the high blood pressure
>>561665772Free to poor but I think I have decent speed cards I borrow kita
>>561665345Its good if you for some reason dont have any skills to pick up for 400 sp
>>561665401Your brain is probably not getting enough blood, happens to me due to an insanely high cafeine addiction but there are many cases, you should ask your doctor.
>Golshi late starting in senior year Takarazuka Kinen made her loseok gameok
>>561666172the pendulum swings
>>561666038Anon just admit you like to impulse roll for umas so you don't have carats for Kitasan. Where did your tickets and vouchers even go? I used mine to MLB my 2LB Kita so I skipped the rerun.
Good umorning
>>561666038You really only have windyBut in your defence thats more then some anyone could dream off
How do I use the Sirius card? I do the last recreation just before summer and pray for good rng?
>>561666032HOLY
>>561666032wait a second... those toes...
>>561666172retard
>>561666270smooch
>>561666270at your pattable head
>>561666038>LB0 Jordan
>>561666032teiobro....
>>561666032feet fetish chads we won
>>561666038gwo did you cleat the jordan card..........
>>561666101I subscribe to the Opera Mare agenda
>>561666032>/pcrg/>the archive shows this image has been reposted since 2022waitwait waitthe teio LARDASS isn't real?
My SS oguri cap cm11 ace just lost to a B rice villain in the main story
>>561666283You use the cope recreations on dead turns i personally wouldnt forgo normal trainings unless you have like carrot bbq overload
>>561665345It's good but you waste 7 turns to get it
fuck nice nature
>>561666487No shit
>>561666487Teiobros your rep!?
>>561666487I thought we all knew and been playing along...?
>>561666048>400 spthe skill is 250SP with no white skill, it's cheap compared to the average gold skill
>>561666378>>561666435No I hold onto the free event cards until I feel like clearing them I could 3lb it
>>561666032I don’t know how you can physically eat enough to weigh this much. At my very worst I was 270 and that was when I ate mcdonalds three times a day and had an office job.
I do that daily
>>561666487Sorry bwo, I'm only around 220lbs...
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
SEXO
>>561666616>>561666602>>561666593>>561666569Nah, fuck off. Now you're pretending it was a joke but I can't be the only one who fell for it.
>already have a new set of 9* speed and 9* power parents>stamina nowhere to be foundWhy the fuck is it so hard to get stamina as a parent in MANT?
>>561666487No but the 6 fingered obesed female black hand holding a Teio statue is 100% real. My dad works at nintendo and confirm it.
>>561666784>Curren>gullible
>>561666239Sometimes yea but I’ve been rolling support cards to unbrick I have mlb ayabe!
>he's naive, very weak to manipulation and liesas expected from currenfags
>>561666892I mean you could've SSR'd anything with two crystals and 2 vouchers right now, what happened to those?
>>561666995MLB bamboo memory and nice nature ssrs
>>561667021With how sexy Ardan is, not even a suit can bring down her charms. SEXXXXXX
this guy is fast
>>561666779Sei love!
>>561666487It has already done damage and ultimately killed the Teiobwos or made them go into hiding. I still spot them on the other board from time to time though
>>561664854nice ura run bwo
>>561666087sad that everything is groid music now
>>561667185
>>561666487repvtation: restored
>>561667143My regarded wife can't be this cool
>borrows in 30 minutes>already know this isn't going to be a plat CMhow do I cope guys
Is team sirius that good? Am I bricked now if training Golshi?
>>561667483start training for the next onemedium is comfy
>>561667557Golshi can use the card
>>561667305Grok, generate a harem of thr Mejiro umas slobbering on my cock NOW
>>561667557Goldshi isn't team Sirius yet
>>561666487>>561666784>all these "No shit" "haha I totally knew about it even though I never pushed back" replies after incessant shitposting for monthsI don't believe any of you larping faggots.
>>561667626Why are you like this
>hmmm i think i have enough power to run her as end now -AAAAAAACCCCKKKKK
>>561667483Just get lucky bro.In all honesty, I genuinely feel like the worse you do in CM matches the better your odds are of winning the finals. The three times I had an 80% WR I fucking lost the finals. The other times I had a 50% WR and either got miracle victories or jobber lobbies.
>>561665787Feeling up her breasts because she’s worried (you), her trainer, may find such a large chest unappealing. After all, a hero needs a sturdy and slim build!
>>561667587I will train longslop CM until the actual CM begins, I know it's over but I need to keep trying.I just need to be happy like sisyphus.
I'm sorry guys, I'm too cool to stay around here any longer. No hard feelings
guts gawd....
Why does Oguri keep chanting like a retarded monkey?
>>561667483Let's be rival,Together will be strong until we face each other in B grade
>>561667831Respectfully that is fuck allI have something like 170
>>561667872Guts feels like shit to play
>>561667872and it will gas out and die in the last spurt anyway
>>561666670Is brushing your teeth a meme? i havnt done it for a month and nothing has changed/nothing bad has happened. maybe its a psyop to make us spend on dental crap and rubbing our teeths enamel away
>>561667749It's because the better you are, the better your lobbies will be. Have you seen that anon with triple digit rating's lobby. Mystical.
>>561667984it feels good to me desu
>>561667924Oh no, it's not that bad don't say that anon. I have a reserved spot in A finals as 2nd or very close 3rd. Don't curse me like that.
>>561667626Umazing!
>>561667984shit as in shit from the guts to the colon hehe
>>561667749>my shitter ass barely making it to A finals only to be matched against the whale-iest and smelliest fuckers with the perfect meta uma AND still has the gall to bring in a stinky natie 4 cms in a rowLmaoLuck is a skill
>>561667872Where is he running with that stamina?
>>5616680985 bucks says you're capping or you are unfortunate enough to be pitted against whales who tank their scoresAnyway, someone's gotta be a loserJust get luckier bro, it can't be that hard
>Special relationship for childhood friend horses
>>561668014Brush your fucking teeth. You’re gonna get an infection in your gums from the plaque.
>>561668253>even the keibage is gay
>>561668204Recovery uniques are the only unique that visibly gets stronger with level. That stamina with that guts can run Hanshin 3200
>>561668240yeah I hope you fucking die in agony too
/uma/bros shouldn't be cursing each other's CM results
I don't feel like the sirius card is that good as he said it is.
hazard tape to drive the message
>>561668382You seem upsetAnyway, just get lucky
Post your aces.Yes I know Ardan is basically just going to die but whatever. I'm not rolling on Creek, Falco, Bourbon finishing their chain again while praying for Long S. She can maybe one Front Runner from getting a good Victory Cheer and win in Day 1 and 2.
>>561668318That relationship type is not for love (love realtionships can't happen beetween two horses of the same sex)this is how love type looks like in WP
>>561668503It's a highroll or a good roll card. You basically want to start the dating event during pre-debut, and then be able to use the last dating event a turn before summer camp
>>561667483You need time and money here. As a f2p you have time. The money for decks is that extra push. The longer the game goes the more likely you'll lose as f2p. Its a nature of gacha. You can look at the whales making guides how to play, but in greater spectrum its irrelevant if you are not willing to put in actual labor, aka parent farm.If you don't have an actually good mant parent by now you ain't gonna make it.
So if you finish the all the dates does Pure Passion stay on permanently or is it still random?
woooooooowwwwww gold shit on long CM again real original gwochachooooooo
>>561668740it lasts 2 turns
>>561668740yeah you can still lose it and have to train with the card again for a CHANCE to get it back
I haven't gotten a single long S since the start of MANTThe scenario also keeps shitting out guts parents instead of anything usefulI'm giving up and going to put whatever comes out before the CM
>teiofag going to lose another CM and go buhilollmao even
>>561659992>>561660371We need to trap this tranny on 4chan and 4chan onlySet up a firewall so that the only site he can access is 4chanGuaranteed suicide in 2 months
which uma has the biggest fucking honking massive slabs of fat on their chest? JUST A MASSIVE BLOB OF MEAT SO SLAP ABOUT AND GRAB AND SQUEEZE? I MEAN GIANT FUCKING TITTIES MADE FOR DRESSING HER IN A COW OUTFIT AND DOING DEHUMANIZING PAIZURI
>>561668740It's main purpose is early stats and classic year summer camp
>>561668949
>>561668949Taiki and her Shuttles or Super Creeks
>>561668818I'm more pressed for timeHow do you mfs have time to play more than 1 or 2 careers?
>>561669026Sex with all of the above
>okay maya lets rest you up for summ->IKUYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>561668928obsessed
>>561668563Today I'll try once again to highroll Teio, like this she can beat front runners if the stars align but I know she can get more wit.Tamacute I can continue training her without borrows, one day I'll learn how to properly train end closers.
Is this card good for anything?
>>561669224No
>>561669168gwo ur all cure and cupcake?
Thank you based free rolls
>>561669224the poem on it is cute
>1 free>open scout page>2 freeThank you cygenerous
Got scammed with the freebie ticket, then proceeded to get LB1 from a daily pull. Let's go
>>561669026Who are the biggest titcow umas on the jp version, i need to do some research
>gave up 4 careers in 20 minutes
>>561663534>>561663726Thanks!*smooch*
So what is so special about the Team Sirius card anyway like even Seriru is pushing itIs it just because of the stronk long race gold skill or is there something more?
>>561669390DIE
Wack ass month 1 uma can still win
>>561669471you just replied to the image telling you the answer to that question
>>561669595It increases training effectiveness and rainbows every few turns anytime you press a training where it lands. When you high roll with it, it’s extremely good
>>561669390This is me later
was this added just now or since yesterday?
>>561669471The image in that post has JP calculated cup sizesThis one has pure B measurements
>>561669760yesterday at CM reset time
>>561669760Yesterdayit's over, your streak ended before it even began
dacchis how do I uncap team sirius? There is no event
>>561669842the same way you uncapped the other story cards, crowns shop
>>561669760holy bricked
>>561669760Yesterday
>Eclipse first, the rest Nowhere>get pic relatedBros, I'm now pro-SEGA
Well shit I got lucky.She owed me after my kitasan rolls
>>561670027Shit like this is why I prefer T-head Trainer
>>561670027T head trainer >>>>>>>
>>561669930I don't have enough crowns, is cm11 over for me?
*Shows leggy*
what the fuck, i thought you couldn't get events in the last turns
>>561670220You can say the card is not that good and is F2P bait.Next time donate more shoes.
OofWas it that bad?
>>561670308My turn to post this next
>>561670256>URA Finale Finals
When’s the Dubai race tomorrow?
Kill Marry Fuck
umallo umadacchis please review attached image
>>561670486
>>561670485
Any advice on how to use the new Sirius card? Are the rainbow trainings random outside of the scripted ones like first unlocking recreation and final event etc?
Any anons tried playing uma on steam deck yet
>>561670485it's on the 30th30th where idk
>>561670308niggas be making tierlists of anything nowadays
>>561670563>3AM racego on without me
>10RB>5TE>20 initial power>50 specialty>gives THH>not a SSRis this card good
>>561670690Budget pasa
>>561670690Power SRs have really high statlines
>>561670463I was doing Mambo's story. Very cute uma.
Locked the fuck in
>>561670563>9:45 for me Fuck yeah. I am ready to see Ebayan race, although apparently the track has been pretty wet today
>>561670876So HishiAma is still better, a HishiAma solution as always.
>>561670901Ah I see, I should probably read Mambo's story tooHaven't gotten around to it
Mambo in the guggenheim!?!?!
>>561667332Your favorite uma would not like you being racist
>>561670995>the track has been pretty wet todayyeah
>>561670027This makes me wonder, would Sirius prefer for you to be bashful about this or would she want you to take it on the chin.
>>561671368>raining in DUBAI of all placesIs Ebayan cursed to not win the race or what
>>561671368https://x.com/abracing0/status/2037496650495615390?s=20
my fat fucking chudlet
>>561670876>>561670690Power cards are misleading because power training suckslike the values of power training itself are dogshit, check them out
LateGAWDS should reclaim their Dubai Uma
>>561671368Rice Shower did this
>>561671368What is this, a track for hippos?
>>561671749how do you resist not having sex with shichi 24/7 if she's your trainee
>>561671875You don't
>>561670305Its decent enough for people without stamina cards for this long CM
>>561671349wrong
>>561671749Why is the hand not black?
Okay
>>561671978Boysex
>>561671368>japanese racehorse>wet trackyeah we all know this'll end.
It's something I guess...
>>561665670Uma Musume is a feeder game.
why are there weird pauses in the main story nowthe flow between lines is weird
>>561662880none of them, (You) don't appear in the monthly events at allit's not for yuribait reasons either, since there's plenty of events that don't bait, it's most likely because of the multiversal nature of the game making it a headache to figure out who (You) are training in any given event, so they don't even bother
Anons is there any way to save my late surgers this CM? anything that makes them usable? I though my Dia was ok but even within my own testing she can never beat my other aces (pace and end), well maybe a couple times... out of 40 tests.Are they just bricked this CM? Should I just build a kitasan instead of Dia...?
>>561672660lates only work when they can spurt on corner
>>561672440noticed too i click thinking the line is over and it isn'ti blame ningens
Seiun Sky is so effortlessly sexy
>>561672660You mutate them to end closers. That's all. Late surgers are in the cuckshed for longs until the Kris S Stamina support is out.
>>561672789Stop liking boys.
>>561672660You bring Yeppers wit and gamble on NSM+late race velocity
>>561672660What I've noticed from my scrims is to never send a single late surger. Pair one with another or 2 if you can. With a single late surger I've noticed that end closers just eats them up even before reaching late-race, and worst is during mid-race.
>>561672660Lates were awful for the Sprint CM, are they bad for Longs too or is just this particular track
Sex
left or right /uma/
>>561673169Left bullying right.
>>561673169Left, obviously.
>>561672660Fuck no. Wait for an update when laters will become functioning. Until that you either become autistic enough to make fronts or take the low cortisol route with pacers and ends.
>>561672440right looks better for glazing
King, you will 1st rate overwork umamusume
>put food in oven>do 1 mant run>food is finished
>>561672251I BELIEVE IN FOREVER YOUNG
Post more Inu Musumes
>>561673315>single circle affinity
Bros... I should mainly focus on wit and power this senior summer, right?
wait yall niggas have 1k wit on your ends...?
So April is basically gay pride month for Umamusume?
>>561673441No.
>>561673495speed and wit, you're 1 good speed ankle + megaphone rainbow away to be in a safe position
>>561673663Yeah? You don't? It's needed for the downhill speed boost...
nekomusume
>>561673663Worry not bwo my best Tama doesn't even have 600 wit, we are all gonna make it, believe in the heart of cards
>read Special Week's story>she refers to her parents as "my moms"Is this a trannylator """typo""" or is it unironically pozzed in JP too?
>>561672937NO
>>561673745Noted. Praying summer is good
>>561673340>Start a TV show>One episode per run>Season finished in 2 days
I knew it! The tight fit on the Spechud preview means this busty look is visible! Hohoho
>>561673691I know what you are, Bakushin.
https://x.com/Lixue_tunapish/status/2037509098087039179When will Cygays stop making every single umas canonically lesbians?
IT'S IMPORTANT TO TRAIN AND HAVE FUN!
>>561672660Lates are just bad in general at the moment. Your best option is to turn your lates into end closers.
>>561673880...READ HER LORE IF YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID
>>561673880Try actually reading the story next time.
>>561673880Special week mom died so another mare had to take care of him, IRL
>>561661351they were never mated together, so no
Baitposters stay winning
>Le lates are bad>6 out of my 8 wins have been with lates
Cute Cap
>>561673880The absolute state of (You).
>>561673975Is this what they had in mind for Oguri and Rudolf in the beta version? So they actually sticked to their guns after all.
>>561673880>Cyjews>not being pozzedUmas can make out which is other, they just need to grow an uma dick
Don't rape me...
>>561673315Maruzen can do this + Dirt
Oguri ... Crap!
Who are you going to get first?
>>561674247Read the conversations. Now.
>>561674343Seiun cannot handle all that.
>>561674459No one because I got Teio and Opera O with the free pulls
>>561674410NYOOOOOOOO >>561674462Good goooooooooood, I love Ardan so fucking much
>>561674459I have them all but Opera, so I'm farming Teio to get her to 5 stars.
>>561674461i have to go to work soon bro... My phone is too dogshit to play uma on.
>>561674462Iconic (the mini Chiyo, that is).
>>561674459McFatty (19 to go) and then Taiki (34 to go but technically 53 if I don't get any pieces til then)
>>561674462
>>561674343Me on the left
>>561674714I think I like belly more than tits and ass nowadays...
So does Tachyon star pieces is worthless now or is there other use?
>>561674823They can be exchanged for clovers.
>>561674823you can sell them for clover pieces
>>561674823wellyou can turn them into clover
>>561674459The closest I have is bringing Teio to 4 stars, the ones I want like Rudolf will take 5+ months to get so fuck that
>>561674343Me on the right
tesr
>>561665317The sexiest uma.
>>561673975never read so much mental illness and delusions in one tweet lol
>>561674714My cf is so cute and sexy
H-hehe...?
>>561674969Failure.
>>561674969looks like you failed
>CM in three days Okay I might do a meme but I don’t know if I have the time to do so….fuck it Last day of vacation, time to go full umadachi
Is it possible spark Best in Japan at the end of a career? or not yet.
I am overstat on stamina for this Oguri right? I took like 15 stamina sparks.
>>561675075The star means you can't get it from sparks
>>561670668
why does she look so sexy
>>561675162Ah gotcha. Thanks.How are you supposed to give it to special week for her event in main story?
>>561675267You give it to any uma then inspire Special Week with that uma and she can win Arima Kinen now
>>561674992Your Bright propaganda won't work on me. I think...
>>561674992
Today is Eishin Flash's birthday btw, post cute but sexy german uma art.
why are there still no good Medium MANT parents on chrono. Get to grinding faggots
>>561675403Ardan get away from those two!
>>561670308D is for everyone getting dicked by Boykushin
>>561675092you'd be fine even with 400-500 stamina, especially with gutsmaxxing
>>561674001Just did 1 run, get 3 star speed and enjoy the weekend
zee ogurin is doing all the missions at once
>>561670308for being a new type of show stream and not getting 100k, I think so
Do you like Spe-chan now?
>>561675343Does it have to be a jobber uma? Can you steal her win yourself if you are too strong?
>>561675546I can't gutsmax
>>561675217
>consider saving for Fine Motion (herself, plus the Support rerun later this year) after getting Kita & Dia>Bright is super sweet and gets along with my favourite Umas>penis and heart are united: ROLL>have to PITY herI walked away with Grass (RPG), McQueen (Skies), and Fuji plus Maruzensky and Kita dupes. I have mixed feelings. |:^\
>etsuko will show up and give me a free mood up>she doesn't>etsuko will show up and give me a free mood up>she doesn't>etsuko will show up and give me a free mood up>she doesn't>etsuko will show up and give me a free mood up>she doesn't>etsuko will show up and give me a free mood up>she doesn't>etsuko will show up and give me a free mood up>she doesn't
Kyuto!
>>561675448>tfw my best MANT parent is a medium+turf slop with only 8 stamina sparks so I can't put it for borrow
>>561661176No I fucking don't
>there are anons in this thread homosexual enough to not find this attractive/uma/ is doomed
>>561675895expecting anything from ni*ge*s
>>561675895Just rest during summer bro.Free mood up.
>>561675806The race is scripted, you either lose by a nose or win by a nose if she has the skill
>>561674459they should have done this give 2 shards because of the accelerated schedule
Unbricked at last...
>>561675930funny how much turf sparks downgraded in bantmlazer
>>561675938biggest faggot itt
>>561674459I'm collecting the trophies I don't have first, which isn't muchAnd then probably spechud
>>561675938this is the result of not giving the umas micro bikini alts
>Lates are useless>Fronts are meta every timeLet's check it. How many CMs did you win with >front >pace >late>end
>>561676168wdym turf is still as important as it always has been
>>561676231its been displaced one level by the mixed mutation sparks
>>561675034You're playing on vacation?
>>56167445910 runs for mac, then 1 month for suzuka
>>561673315>>561673465>>56167438541 races, my highest record
>>561676225Vodka (Late)Rudolf (Late)Cafe (End)Pasa (Pace)feels weird because I think latesloppers are garbage and I love my paces
>>561675938She's so cool bros.
>>561675256less is more
im gonna lose cm11how do i make aces for cm12
Is there anyone in this thread that has read Mejiro Bright's career story and is able to collaborate that her story is good? /umajp/ anon's chart has her with a yellow border, so it's supposedly very good
>>561676329anon is an american wagie. their PTO spent playing uma musume and cleaning their apartment equates to a vacation.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>561675162>The star means you can't get it from sparksWhy are cygays gay
>>561675343Wait is the story event not out yet? I have a grass wonder with the skill but nothing is popping up…
>>561676225>front1 Seiun>pace2 Fuji>late1 Rudolf>end1 Goldship
>>561676494It's in part 2
>>561676494it's in part 2 (chapter 7)
>>561676464>anon is an american wagie. their PTO spent playing uma musume and cleaning their apartment equates to a vacation.ha i didnt even clean
>>561676445just watch it on YouTube if you're too much of a pussy to pull for an uma because you like them
>>561676428You make xoguri or you lose it too
>>561676225i dont keep track but>vodka>s.maru>goldship>pace xoguriare what i remember
>>561676428Witgod hates MANT so much that he already did a guide for the remaining CMs
>>561676445this is not a chinese gacha my manone day bright might spook youi never pulled for summer maru and still got her
>>561676225>front: 0 (falco...)>Pace: 3 (Oguri, Finemo, Rice)>Late: 2 (king, Fuku)>End: 0 (Maya...)
>>561676617where's tsuyoshi
>>561676570Bruh and here I was about to try and spark it to give to special week lmao >>561676464Unfortunately he is right. Cleaned my apartment, baked, and worked on my car. I just needed a week off work or else I would’ve gone delulu
>>561676653fuark i hate training xoguri
>>561676734at the infirmary
>>561676653Why did you tell me to skip fine motion?
It's going to be ShakurAny predictions?
is McQueen your canon wife in the main story
BNW!
>>561676617OUR FUARKING WINNERS...and king
>>561676835She took team Sirius trainer's first time during Christmas
>>561676835Yes desuwa
Daiwa Scarlet is so fucking erotic I wish she had more porn since I can't trust my imagination alone anymore for porn
>>561676835of course
>>561676821It was a finemo dupe if anyone caresWeird how the game just gives you dupes once you MLB the card but never when you roll for it
>>561676603>just watch it on YouTubeThere are full career stories on YT?>if you're too much of a pussy to pull for an uma because you like themI just want to know if the chart alignes with the general consensus>>561676706>one day bright might spook youI know, but considering my plans, it won't happen until at least late July - early August
>>561676953>>561676835DON'T FALL FOR HER TRICKS SHE'S A TOREINA RAPIST
>>561677059
>>561677059>Weird how the game just gives you dupes once you MLB the card but never when you roll for itI swear the game does a storage check before pulls goes through. I used to not have any Sweepy and had a hard time MLBing her but after the MLB I'm now on 4 and 9 King 7 Flash
You always talk about wives, oshis and loving certain umas, but now that we have a longslop CM you only run 3 meta umas. Curious.
>>561676818you called my post that recommended it a gaslight because "she has low prio and gives you prepared to pass anyway"
>>561677110what do you mean "plans"there is no planning for spooksyou can only swipe for paid carats and do daily pulls
>>561676225Only won Plat twice, Virgo with Vodka Late and Capricorn with Falco. The B Finals kinda bleed together, I feel like those were all Oguri lucky pacing.
>>561677059I hope you didn't use a crystal
>>561677113This is a disgusting image
>>5616762252 Pace (Taiki, Akebono)4 Fronts (1 Seiun, 2 Summer Maru, 1 Falco2 End (Goldship)
>>561677192long has the least amount of variety and it continues to be like this forever, right now there's less than 5 umas who are better in long than in medium
Feeling kinda lazy today so I think I'll just make some Rührei with Käse, Tomaten, and Laugenstangen for dinner today
>>561677204>what do you mean "plans"I won't be rolling until Digitan Alt. Of course, there will be free rolls and such in the mean time, but I doubt I will get her in those
>>561677113Yee yee ass hair trainer being with anyone other than Suzuka feels wrong desu
i feel like i'm losing my fucking mind trying to build kita. finally got a run with both groundwork and long s after running her nonstop since i got her, just for her stats to stop high rolling and for creek to never finish her event run. I'm losing my mind.
>>561677113The positioning makes it look like McQueen is pegging him
>>561677495Good enough, will win you B finals easily
damn
>>561677536She is, that's why I said it was disgusting
>>561677495you cant build PIGasan without paying goy
>>561677678Brian is boring.
>>561677607It's called an amazon press. It's emasculating but it doesn't involve anything going into your ass.
I really like this new system. Now it's 100% possible to do in-depth umafication of your WP playthrough, including all the rivalries, friendships etc.>>561677637SEX
>>561677709>windy and marvelous srF2P deck btw
>Autumn Tenno ShoI'll blame Fuku if something happens here
>>561677637This character looks stupid in fanart.
>>561677607>She isyou are missing out on good sex
According to my deep research, 7 and you lose the CM
fuku ... cute!
>>561677916I got my own 7 and it says ur stinky
>>561677914the raped
>>561677759Proof for your cope?You like being pegged
>>561663639They're failed men and too hideous to pass as women. Worst of both worlds. That's why they're obsessed with calling death threats.
>>561677784marv is launch windy is yeah medium age
>>5616779167 and i win platinum
>>561677936The cutest even!
>>5616780487 and I'm your opponent in the final and I beat you by a nose
>>561677839KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
7 and I will actually make a Fuku ace for longslop CM (regular, don't have her full armor)0 and I lose CM (without her)
7 and you fail the maestro wit check in finals
ENOUGH FROM THE 7 ORANGE!
>>561678197Yeah that part made me cry.
>>5616779167 and I rape your aces
7 and Shiraoki blesses anyone lurking the thread right now with a platinumAnything else and it will be a bitter Gold title
7 and all fuku anons die
>>561678280fag
>>561678197wasnt there a western movie about a horse who also gets stuck in some black goo, not the void
>>561677386
>>561677741Your face is boring
BAKUSHINpace or front TT
nice power gwo why the fuck are you still green in senior november ayabe wtf
>>561678280The cutscene after the race made me tear up that I forgot to screenshot. The OST before the race had me nervous desu>>561678412Can't remember it
>>561678536frontso you can put curry slut in pace
>>561678386ha ha ha I will now pleasure myself with this Fuku
>>561678536She's better as pace but if you have another pace then front
how could you hate this
is it gay to have sex with bishonen umas, like TM opera
AIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561678536front so you can get more points with more position covered, sprint has alot of pace option already. dont take staggering lead tho, it may not trigger due to shit condition
>>561678913If she laughs, it's over for you
>>561678591>The OST before the race had me nervous desuSame. I didn't know if they were going to follow the same path as the anime or not and at the part where she steps into that world of darkness I was convinced that she was going to get injured, so the part where you all call out to her and she gets saved was pure kino. I think I'll rewatch it after this run.
>>561678412You mean this scene?
Where is my umawife
>>561678280lmao this nigga be crying over an anime girl
i might unironically ship my libra aces at this point
>>561678913sex with stallions is gay, but in a straight way
>>561678808she didn't agree to be raped
all those missions for a stam seiun sky i'll never usefuck this
Is Fuku that popular or is it an /uma/ thing only?
>>561679068fuku is funny so i like her
>>561679014I have the capacity to be touched by art, yes.
>>561679068fuku is one of the umas who isn't exactly nobodybut /uma/ likes her becausecmon, it's the four leaf lucky bitch
>>561679001yes, uma love has been in the human psyche for eons
Tick tock time is running out anon.
>>561674823JP can upgrade their umas beyond 5* you might want to save the star piecies
>>561679212You don't have to keep reminding me that I'm a 27 year old who's still in college and living with my parents and not looking for a job and wasting my life away on an east asian tapestry imageboard and games where you collect anime girls
>>561679339>JP can upgrade their umas beyond 5*how?
>>561663639Dilation unironically
>>561679068It's all me. I love her that much.
>eats your clock
>>561679339Why are you lying.
>>561678982>spoilerSAME. I thought they're pulling the same path or the irl lore and when it happened it made me so happyIt's so peak
>>561679212sorry danchud, I'll do my borrows later
>>561679521shes too cute for what little ero fanart she has. we have to harass the japanese somehow to get more.
>>561679339Your Oguri image? they will be able to upgrade potential to 7retard
I'm tired of the suzukawank
I'm going to fucking put you through the slide later for using NSM
>>561679903I am not tired of wanking to Suzuka.
>>561679806I am just happy about the small but dedicated fanbase that makes arts of her daily.
7 and WAGMI
t-thanksonly took you the whole run
>>561680218>>561680218>>561680218
the osaka hai can go fuck itself, this is the first double stam training of this run
>>561679903Yutaka Take has been wanking Suzuka for 30 years straight with no sign of stopping, so why should Cygames do it?
>>561680240>those stats>osaka haibetter make that a parent/fan run
>>561676653>guts on a fucking 2000m
>>561679014you can't post this with a teio image not when season 2 exists
