Shortstack Edition>Recent NewsNightmares of Ursol is out NOW on Turtle Wow, introducing a bunch of new content to the game and unlocking BWL on Ambershire: https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=24129>Released Servers (From more popular to less popular)Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)>GuildsTo join a guild, post your in-game name or ask for the name of someone online.<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>561609626
Are druids any good in Turtle PvP?
>>561811660No.
Kronos 5. Home. May 9th. You join.
>What class does Evil need?
what classes does evil need?
>>561811761Why not?I'd expect at least Boomie/Resto to perform okay in BG's
fellasI've made a warriorI should just be leveling as arms right? Can probably tank in these early dungeons without prot anyway
>>561811378><Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfactionInactive guild
>>561811762Kronos has been dead for almost a decade.
>>561812328Assuming Turtle, you can still get away with it early on but it's a lot harder to tank without prot talents compared to regular vanilla and you'll fall off very quickly.
<Evil> is <Branded>'s bitch.
>>561811987I am Ambershire most infamous boomie resto pvp hybrid gamer and it's ok, great to play objectivs, theres many buttons so its hard to play perfectly, you usually get smoked in 1v1 against classes you can't kite but I've seen great pvp druids run around so I know you can make it work 100%
I tried to represent the cultures of private server players with this image, although balkan didn't show up so much
What happened to Ascencion/Epoch?
>>561813607if you wanted to represent the culture it should be in a brazilian favela surrounded by shitting jeets and tranny flags
What evil does class need?
>>561813698It died on the vine.
>>561812779harder to keep aggro or harder to stay alive?leveling as prot seems like it'd suck
What class does gulag need?
>>561812328yeahI literally 2h tank all the way to 60if you have a weak healer you might need to 1h + shield for hard hitting bosses but outside of that you can 2h tank everything and top dps by miles.
>>561814060a pre-pubescent worgen child.
Herro.
>>561813938I've heard that leveling as prot is not quite as bad as it used to be but haven't tried it myself. That said there's a lot less shame in being a dps-only warrior while leveling, since there's a million prot paladins around.
<Evil> is the same as <Branded>, just a lot more closeted lol
Which class fucks Shamans the hardest in PvP? Warlock due to tongues?
>>561814332Correct.
So there's been precisely zero development on the custom server side of things, it's still just vanilla+ shit and Ascension's classless, right?
>>561814392against enh any class that can keep them far the fuck out of melee range or disarm themagainst ele then warlock for tongues
>>561814446Yes, what else do you want?
>>561814586I don't want anything in particular, just something different. Maybe a private server where every ability is a skill shot?
>>5618123282H arms tanking becomes SO much fun when you learn sweeping strikes and whirlwind in the mid 30s. you’ll suddenly do the most damage AND the most threat in almost all your groups until you finally approach endgame.
>>561814392Only class I ever lose in 1v1 to as a enh shaman is mages and that's only if they're both very geared and I don't feel like popping a FAPtheoretically affl warlocks with curse of exhaustion would be able to rape me but it seems no one is bothering with it since the nerf even though it'd still be the best thing to use against me
>>561582862We played all the way to level 13 and started westfall questing.Was fun.
>>561814312save us sister Elaynna...
>>561814470>against enh any class that can keep them far the fuck out of melee rangenigger you have a 1 sec ghostwolf cast and 100% frostshock uptime you can't kite a shaman
>good ppl who speaks english*thinks*
I hope all of you have fun playing the game and get all the gear you like. I wish you all the best may FMC live forever! Awooooo!
>>561815117Texas knights won fmc lost tho
>>561815106t. backpeddle gamer
>>561815228What's a Texas knight?
>>561815114He seems nice.
>>561814825I just got whirlwind and it's great fun when my dps isn't south american>charge in and activate sweeping strikes>before I even reach the mob the warlock starts rain of fire and takes aggro>whirlwind most but one goes after the warlock>he fears it instantly and it pulls more>pop aoe taunt and retaliation to salvage situation>he starts bitching that I'm not a real tank after
jibbed for her pleasure
>>561815390Ok can someone PLEASE explain this image?
>>561815117see >>561809867
https://kick.com/stino_tv/videos/6a3526bd-f509-46e6-b1a5-964dcc037aea?t=5541
>>561815503God Bless!
>>561813250>>561814332obsessed
>>561815454Ellina got caught in the act of shitting on Jib chest (scat ERP) apparently this is what caused Grud to break and start spamming NIGGER in SW /yell chat
>>561815627yeah I'm obsessed with that <Evil> bussy of yours, I destroy it every night and you thank me for it.Best regards,TandrokGM of <Branded>
>>561815454mental illness
>>561816028>ret paladin in S tier>elemental shaman C tierat least put some effort into your bait
>>561815106Dragunovi is still maining his Shaman so this isn't changing any time soon chud :^)
>Have to install six bajillion injector mods so the client runs like dogshit and not pajeet dogshitGreat server you got here turtle troons
>>561815259t. fucking retard who has +40% runspeed and still can't catch up to ranged classes that have +0%
>>561816028>bear and cat druid in D tieru havin a laff m8
>>561813607gotta see those titties if you want me to nut to this
>>561816335what's his shamans ingame name ima set up a bot to spam and call him a nigger with changing ip adresses on new accounts
>>5618164241 second cast time for a 40% ghost wolf buff means it takes 3.5 seconds of running to even be where you would've been if you hadn't casted it, let alone where the target will now be if they aren't a backpeddling gamer like (You). And those "ranged classes that have +0%" are going to be slowing you at the same time, possibly interrupting your cast, and mages have blink. Do you even pvp?
>>561816369gonna inject your womb with six billion of something
>>561815106d-do you think shamans can cast frost shock as a wolf?
>>561817042nigger you are dogshit lmao stfuthere is a good reason while niggershamans make up half the pvp population because every brownoid retard can press ghostwolf and W followed by a 2k earthshock crit deleting people who have twice your hp pooldon't @ me you inbred nigger
>>561817213you cancelaura your ghostwolf once you are in range god sh*man niggers are truly the most braindead players being carried by their class
>>561817236>No, I do not pvp. I gave up on ever gitting gud after getting reamed exactly once, and I never passed elementary school math so these numbers you are saying are incomprehensible to me.Okay good talk.
We have a problem pvp bros, getting 20k honor a week takes is not easy
>>561817382kill yourself you subhuman nigger you are dogshit at playing shaman, the easiest turdle pvp class that every brown nigger (you) plays
>kite a shaman as a BM hunter and effortlessly kill him>apparently this is an impossible task according to the keyboard turner hereask me for cool hot pvp tips like "press concussive shot" because it seems i must be the most powerful player alive by this metric
>>561817685>concussive shot is a 4sec slow on a 12sec cdcool story bro did you just come fresh from a lvl 19 bracket?inbred nigger btw did you know that ele shield procs cause daze on aspect of cheetah? ofc you didn't because you are some 19s bracket nigger
>>561812328Name? I can send you a small care package from <Evil>.
>>561811378><Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfactiondon't forget "https://boards.4chan.org/trash/catalog#s=/heals/ erp guild"
>"ugh us shamans have it so fucking bad like come on we can shit out 3k dmg in a gcd while wearing dungeon blues and random MC trash drops but that's all skill mkay"
>>561815454Why you should ERP with Jib:- My arcane sensitivity runes make every touch feel 100x more intense. You'll be shaking from a finger snap, you desperate slut.- Ancient tomes taught me spells that force honesty. I'll make you scream every filthy thought you've ever hidden.- Magical bindings that actually work. None of that flimsy rope shit. My energy cuffs adapt to your squirming. Struggle all you want, they just tighten.- Tech-enhanced magic means I can shrink toys then revert them mid-scene. Bet you've never cried from being stretched that fast.- Overload your nerves with magic feedback loops. One wrong moan, and you're stuck in a 10 minutes orgasm you can't control.- My gadgets don't just buzz, they overload. One flick of my tinkered toy, and you're convulsing, begging to cum while I jot notes on your reaction thresholds. You wanted to be a useless slut? Congrats, now you're my twitchy little test subject.- My runes leave temporary glowing marks. Walk around with "Property of jlb" shining on your thigh for days. Everyone knows you got owned by a nerd with a spellbook.Whisper Jib for a session that'll melt your brain and leave you addicted to arcane degradation.
>>561817984see >>561814332^_^
>>561817937>low graphics on a game client from 2004ask me how i know you're a third worldie with brown hands
>>561818061and what exactly does this have to do with ghost wolf?
>>561815503The issue is the bait-and-switch. If he had said upfront that they're a guild from Nordanaar, and that they give priority to the old guard from that guild while new recruits will be on a probation period, there would have been no issue.Instead there were no such rules for their first MC raids. In fact he promoted new recruits to officership and allowed them to recruit for his guild and do the work building it, only to then pull the rug on them. Apparently he trusts them with the guild bank but not with some BWL loot?At the end of the day his guild has now dwindled down to 20 some odd raiders when they were close to having over 40 and splitting the raid forces. This is all his own doing. It's not the end of the world. Naxxramas is still months off, and now that they're being honest about how they'll do loot, it won't be a big issue. New recruits understand they're on the bottom of the totem pole if those are the rules in place from the start. But at the end of the day, Stino messed up and lost a lot of good people.
>>561818137nothing, you don't even need it to global people but alas you are a dogshit retard who runs after people like an npc and gets killed by fucking bm hunters of all things when you can onetap their pet
>>561818308>nothing,Exactly. If you're mad about the damage, complain about the damage. Complaining about completely irrelevant inconsequential parts of the toolkit because you're mad you got killed just makes you look like a seething retard who needs to git gud.
>>561818065Sorry I only ERP with futas.
>>561817984Both guilds are ERP guilds. This is Gramble, the GM of <Evil>, a /heals/ poster and ERPer.
>>561818401>shamannigger who can't catch up to ranged classes while having the 2nd best gap closer after druids tells to git gudthe irony
>>561817984There's no meaningful difference between Evil and Branded.
hey threadschizos if i'm secretly alynastrasza why is he seething so hard about me being better at the game than him right now? thoughts?
>>561818108>>561818470>>561818626huh so the difference between the two guilds is one guild has a member with an rp profile and the other guild exclusively recruits in a trash threadi think i will join <evil>
>>561816678I dunno, this thread doesn't have much of a slop culture. The amount of slop on the retail wow thread is kind of insane at times
>>561818801I'm churning up some slop for you right now if you catch my drift.
>>561818695>oneMultiple people in <Evil> have ERP profiles and ERP because it's an ERP guild.
>>561818695lol k. have fun with a bunch of closeted losers
>0-4Femnelf Rogue (Edgelord, Sociopath, Betrayer, Dark Champion of <Evil>)>5-9Femhuman Warlock (Chaotic Good, summons minions because her childhood friends were murdered in the war, snorts Healthstone Powder, despises uppity m*ge CUNTS, forces her Imp to dress up like a Gn*me then punts him, severely insecure and jealous over the fact her succubus has bigger boobs, likes spreading joy (curses and plagues) to mudhut h*rde nigger races, Chaotic Good, Kind, Warm, Pleasant, Happy Camper of <Branded>)
>>561819404hahaha i love you so muchthanks for the laugh
>>561819404You keep doing this joke and it wasn’t funny the first time
Sulfuron wielder Theodorian ran into feral druid Facesitting and got brutally framemogged by zhim
>>561819804>Pictured: failed males
quads, check 'em
>>561817940Appreciate the gesture but I'll do without it for nowmaybe once I have some levels under my belt I'll join you guys if there's room
>>561819146>2 out of 200 people in the guild have ERP profiles, therefore it's an ERP guild
>>561816028LMAOwho made this shit
>>56181745020k is too little, I'm already maxed out
>>561811378>need to use a dead email (the pitiful amount of information that I never updated is not enough to be accepted by the AI automated) to reclaim my ascension wow account after I let it be inactive due burnout and the requirements for retrieval being ridiculous like giving away my IPGetting my steam account back was way more easy
>pve andies complaining about 20k honor being too much/too littlego back to fighting npcs you shitters i used to get up to 100k honor in a single day while ranking without a chink premade
>>561821168Wrong door nonny
>>561820985>giving away my IPyou do that each time you visit a site
>>561820607Keep coping in the closet
>>561818801Emptying my balls on this nasty slut
>>561821168anon you still have time to delete this so you dont look as retarded
So did Keyholder fuck a dog or watch Dogpilled fuck a dog?
>>561818801sometimes I fantasize about human women being real
>>561821492No.
>>561821168They nerfed honor gains hard and capped them to 20k a week. This is why people are calling you a retard and laughing at you, because you are speaking confidently about a subject you’re out of touch on.
>>561821679Thanks Grok.
>dragonslayer normies whining about 20k honorBitch I did the original R14 grind in CLASSIC WoW okay?? Now THAT was a HARDCORE grind. We were ALL high on amphetamines and uppers. After grinding 36 hours we didn't even need to do call-outs, we just telepathically communicated through the drugs. 4 guys from my pre-made suffered a heart attack and fucking DIED for the privilege, no, the HONOR of being named Rank 14 Lt. Sergeant Gunnery Corporal of the Alliance.And now you COMPLAIN about a measly 20k??? You fucking casual zoomers STOP RUINING MY GAEMS
>>561821679>t-they nerfed honorgains!!!stfu nerd 20k is still a joke that's like 4 hours of AB
>>561821548Yes.
>>561821548What if I have a knotted dick?
>>561821865t. butthurt grunt zugzug
Where are the new pvp vendors?
>>561818626ive never seen a evil anon talk about their bad dragon toy mid raid
>>561822181I try to keep it to whispers
>>561821548They took turns taking that knotted dog dick. Keyholder is quite the little dog slut.
>>561822120Inside the war room, you need to be rank 6 to enter
Is the Exhaustion challenge a good choice for someone who likes to take it slow?
>>561822249What about for Horde?
>>561822398that one is in hyjal under a stump next to the three satyrs to the north of the questhub
>>561822398at the goblin oil rig south of tanaris, you need durotar labor union reputation at revered or above
>>561822616>>561822716D:
>>561822875did you think all the talk about turtle being alliance biased was a joke?
Keyholder took the dogpill
is it even worth doing bgs/grinding honor if you're not level 60 or have twink gear
>>561823110You'll be against less geared people at 59, easier to rank up and honor grind, more likely to win
>>561823221>oneshots your 2k hp ass with my fully BoE epics decked out twinkheh, nothing personell kid
>>561823110Its worth because it grants a lot of experience and you'll be lvl 60 quite fast, do so if you enjoy pvpI have no idea how fast getting to rank 8 is starting from rank 1 with their new system, you tell me!
>>561823383do you recommended warsong gulch or arathi basin
>>561823110At 59 there are a ton of twinks who will bulldoze you.At 60 there are a ton of players with raid geae but because raids are locked at BWL you can easily gear up and compete. It was better when MC was the only raid though.
>>561823468Arathi Basin, as games are always between 15-25 minutes, you can be held hostage for hours on Warsong Gulch
>>561823650>you can be held hostage for hours on Warsong Gulchgod that happened to me oncesame faggot guild on both teams
How hard is it to hit r13? Do you have to no-life it?
>>561823805really easy with the changesjust play a little each day
>>561823805about 8 hours a day every day for 2-3 weeks depending on where you are starting from
>>561823805Before you had to no life it. Only losers got it. Now all you have to do is keep doing battlegrounds every day and you’ll eventually rank.
>>561823848>>561823985you are aware the 20% decay is still there, right?
>>561823000CHECKED
>>561824110Yes. If you do battlegrounds every day you can easily offset the decay.You also don’t downrank, so once you hit a rank, you can take a break.
Cool I really just want to hit r13 for the gear because I think it looks cool.
>>561824508Getting the honor points you’ll need for all that gear is harder than getting the ranks.
https://files.catbox.moe/i6u1u5.png
>>561824508>T3 epic PvP set>Costs a total of 376,000 honor (around 18 weeks of grinding).>Unlocked between ranks 12 and 14.>Near T3 (Naxxramas) PvE power level>You need to buy the T2 gear to upgrade to T3 gear. (add 7 weeks of grinding for that)>Not available on Ambershire yet.Good luck farming for it, with the current honor system you'll need to play around 20 hours of battleground, starting now, every week, for 6 months, to get all the T3 pvp gear when Naxxramas releases.
do you get more honor at higher levels too or is it just the ranking up that gets easier?
>>56182496520 hours a week doesn't sound bad
>>561824965ALL THE SACRIFICES WILL BE MADE TO HAVE A GOOD PARSE ON PATCHWERK ON RELEASE
wow such sophisticated detection software you're having there torta. I pick some herbs like a total wageslave with my main, send those to my alt on a different account for bagspace, sell those and scrape some lousy gold together for the GBD cuz i like to pve and pvp in short intervals, send 30 gold back to my main which are both online at the same time and BAMkinda losing the fun I'm having with turtlewow, the only good thing it has going for a pserver is the pop but that's it realy
>>561824965I don't need all of it, just the robe, gloves, and shoulders.
>>56182322159 twinks are more geared than the average 60 and they're also bigger faggot tryhards too who will not only use flasks but also pop elixirs and shit that they'd lose on death if they ever died but they probably won't because they're facing guys with 2k health while they have 7k.
>>561824892Do you fuck dogs?
>>561824892Finally I get to cum.
>>561824892Do one where she’s bent over spreading her fat ass out.
>>561821937I got 9668 in 14 abs with 8 of those being wins, so that's an average of 691 per av, so 20k would take an average of 29 abs. To do that many in 4 hours would mean 8.3 minutes per AB, including queue time.
>>561826250
>>561826084>he isn't in the secret branded shaman 15-stack premadeyou're not getting rank 14 anytime soon buddy
>>561826250Finally I can cum.
>>5618260845 cap is under 3 minutes, ez
so let me get this straight? the new pvp gear is worthless becasue it'd take weeks of grinding anyway?
i thought new patch would mean people would be playing the game but im just about ready to uninstall at lvl 26 its literally impossible to finda dungeon group, pvp that lasts more than 5 minutes before it closes to lack of players. and it seems like 80% of the players are just straihgt up robots that dont react or interact whatsoever
>>561824965this I also don't understand, what's the point of the pvp set? it takes 6 pieces to get the full set bonus which can be achieved with only 3 pieces with the defiler's set (cloth, dunno about other armor types) which are boot, belt and shoulder leaving hands chest and head open for other gear/sets like deathmist which has with 4 pieces: When struck in combat has a chance of causing the attacker to flee in terror for 2 seconds. or other cool shit. also the pvp weapons don't offer anything special, the defiler caster dagger/staff come with alot of armor ontop. I think the 2 WSG cloth pieces also have more armor compared to other pants and wrist i think.i rather get exalted with arathi basin and do some pugging on the side than grind the daily bonus bg for honor
>>561824892Do you like taurens?
>>561825369why do you have two accounts
Where are the BWL logs?
Hmm I think I wont be retarded this time and not take time off for Kronos5 fresh
>>561826714It's a long grind for those who want to do it, it's unironically in the spirit of vanilla
>>561824892how did this red-haired whore become the poster child of wow porn?
anyone playing on chromiecraft?
>>561827227You're thinking of a different red-haired whore.
>PvPers hate PvPingWhat else is new.
>>561827086main on first account herb and alchemist, bank and ah slave on second account. i tried lasher farming but thats a meme honestly with the way they changed the drop rates, you get mid lvl herbs only now which are worhtless. with the alt you can kick your main out of a dungeon ot it's entrance, then reset it and repeat and you even skip the 4 times an hour lockout. the stupid gold transfer spying must have flagged me automatically and now no turtle jannies are online to fix that. i might not even donate to them.i must have paid about 100€ or so on tauri wow and other pservers which actually have helpful gms and devs. but i guess turtle is also their programm in how they handle such stuff. it's been about an hour now and both my accounts still can't log in, main is not directly banned like my alt even
>>561826728redpill me on turtle.>>561827775>i tried lasher farming but thats a meme honestly with the way they changed the drop rates, you get mid lvl herbs only now which are worhtless.THANK YOU. THANK YOU. I KNEW IT WASN'T IN MY FUCKING HEAD.
Is what they say about evil true?
>>561827775>i must have paid about 100€ or so on tauri wowyou poor fool
I don't get all these "farming" methods honestly. If I need money I spam a couple of dungeons and I'll get just as much as gold.
>>561822181Do you raid with your eyes shut?
>>561828149>Is what they say about evil true?
>>561828050what sucks even harder is that often enough nobody drops a mailbox, bank, ah, or vendor pet outside the instance in dire maul. meaning you've to go to the nearest camp to sell trash and mail your shit away. lasher farming is not even worth it as herbalist because there are maybe max 5 pickable nodes. currently my most fun im having as herbalist is to queue AV since bg pvp is my favourite thing to do in wow and dick around there picking the herbs.>>561828429and turtle wow will never get a cent from me if they keep behaving this way, their shit is not even acount wide>>561828547sometimes not even dungeon groups form lmao turtle has such strange pop in a sense. like 50% are bots or something. i stand outside an instance entrance where everyone gathers and ask if some can help me with summons which they ignore while moving and not afk. sometimes your in a group finder for hours and nothing happensi checked the rules, you are allowed to have 2 active accounts at once, i even followed some yt guides which did it exactly like this on twow
>>561826729>this I also don't understand, what's the point of the pvp set? To stack stamina, it doesn't go further than that and is enough for it to be a worthy reward to the long grind
>>561825541>>561826742I dunno, she likes 30 year old human men like her creator and also maybe futa night elves
>>561828882>i stand outside an instance entrance where everyone gathers and ask if some can help me with summons which they ignore while moving and not afk. sometimes your in a group finder for hours and nothing happensthose are either chinks or huehues depending on the time of day
>>561828882>sometimes your in a group finder for hours and nothing happensThis has happened to me multiple times, I thought the low level leveling dungeons would have caused a new wave of levelers.but all that happened was people boosted their alts in like a two days.Thinking about it, it was naive to think low level dungeons would see a massive influx of players interested to try it.
>>561826729>>561828945Balance Druid T3 PvP set if you want an exemple
>>561829058>and also maybe futa night elvesBased
>>561824965This sounds awful.
>>561829194i get that feel. i had the goal to do every dungeon atleast once while leveling, this became an impossiple task. some dungeons are simply hated by the expirienced players. like wailing caverns (a frienldy lvl 60 priest carried me trough that for fun) or dragonmaw retreat which took me long to find a group for, the actual dungeon is a bit too long but very well made. except for the dragon chamber where you've to kill the 6 dudes before attacking the dragon. eventually i lvld up too fast to keep up with all the dungeons inbetween since it would take so long to find a group, the worst it got was around lvl 45ish, up to 55 at then you do the last dungeons before 60 again.there are still dungeons i have not yet set a foot inside and i dont have any incentive to do so, maybe at minimum to help some newbies out i guess but there are none who want to do these dungeons in the first place.my guess is, everybody is ina rush to get to 60 asap. thats it. also lvling up in bgs was actually fun surprisingly alsong no twinks showed up. then i stopped queueing bgs altogether until they lost interest again. this also got worse at 40-49 and especially 50-59. TTD
>>561829829if it wasn't filled with twinks I'd consider actually leveling in bgs regularlyyou get good xp for sure
>>561829982>good xpuhh maybe at 40+. 10-40 youre spending 3 hours per lvl
>>561829268man the database is still down and i cant log in cuz gold flag ban and look at atlas loot to compare the druid t3 pvp set with the leather pieces you get from AB. do you get also red dmg from hit and dots 6% with the 3 AB pieces?
there are no bots. they are just mute autistic foreigners. they are doing the hardcore challenge. they can't talk to you until level 15.nobody rushes to level cap, everyone enjoys leveling challenges. no, the economy is not fucked by bots. there are no exploits in dll files or the launcher.
>>561830504ok torta whatever you say. now unban me and do a 50% discount on donation point purchases + make the shit acount wide, then I'd consider dropping a tweny or something.
>>561811762isn't kronos just a basic bitch classic/vanilla? sounds like shit
Where do the Americans play? it seems pservers are mostly European
did troondle ever balance the starting area for the high elves? i remember that shit being a warzone with everything being so overtuned that you would die in 3 hits if you were just 2 levels below a mobalso the stupid mana wyrms
>>561830334You can check the atlas addon to see anything thats not from the latest patch, I screenshoted them for you because I love powerscaling itemConcerning the weapons, by the time you're exalted with AB you'll be rank 6 so it's logical that they are similar. but if you want a real caster pvp weapon, the new ony staff is where the heat is at
>>561831214Americans are not poorfag balkans that live in mudhuts ridden with aids and pajeets shitting on the streetsMy AR15 is literally worth more than a 3rd floors house in europeAmericans pay for retail sub
>>561831267They nerfed that shit like a year ago
>>561831371retail servers are fucking soulless though
>>561831353"hold absolute authority over her brood" but neffy is the real black dragonflight broodlord.....
>>561831494>Not having to deal with spic latinx and slavoids is soullessOkay poorfag
>>561831716don't fucking lie to me retard i know ragnaros shitters are in your bgs and pugs.
>>561831716Spics are all over the official NA servers these days.
>>561831716I've seen the mythic+ run reviews from that one guy it looks like retail players deal with way more retards who don't speak English than I do on turtle or even tauri.
>>561831716nihao pingpong chingchong wanna buy gold? wanna join gdkp? epic items suckysucky five dorrah? sayonara dumb paypig gweilo!
QRD on Tandrok?
>>561834289faildom
>>561834289Failed male that ERPs with other men in a 20+ year old game
>>561835835Wait I thought branded was for biofems?
>>561831694Hold upIf Onyxia is the broodmotherAnd Nefarian is the broodfatherAnd they're siblings...
had a pally tank with TF in ZG the other day and the proc was 20% of his dps
>gay people doing gay stuff online makes them a "failed male"What?
Leave Tandrok alone!!! It's not his fault!!! He's a dalit he wasn't taught better!!
You're prison gay, it's humiliating
>>561836536it's cope from straightoids who don't know how to do anything but repeat the same shit over and over.if you tell these people women are overrated, they'll just tell you you'll never be one, they're just really fucking retarded unironically.
^samefag
>>561836834Your right, like this shit >>561836785Dude I am not prisongay pussy literally makes my dick go soft and I can not stand being around women, they dont turn me on. I am gay-for real. IRL and Online. Trust me. Lol.
Pupset, the totally nornal gay guy, raped a dog and it died in agony.
If youre that gay than prove it buddy
>>561837173does that make you pupset, moralfag?
>>561828547You make 300-400g an hour in dungeons?
>>561837430Are you down for futa on male ERP?
anyone interested in ryona rp? ambie btw
>>561836971sour grapes prison gayfag
>>561837509Nope, I just like posting my toon. Don't think I have ever jorked it to futa on male either
>>561837509lmao get rejected stupid incel can't even get fake girls online how pathetic is that
>>561837430PROPERTY OF TANDROK
>>561837851>implying his shrimp dick could get past those cheeks
I'm not prison gay I could buy a female dog and fuck that one it is my choice to buy a male dog and fuck it in the ass.
I'm surprised multiboxing is even allowed
>>561838371I'm not, it heavily inflates the player count and makes the server appear more alive than it is to potential cash shop customers who don't know better. Shenna has financial incentive to allow it up to the point where it doesn't drive people away.
>>561835319If thats true, how did he dom theo into submission?
>>561838551kinda gay people use it to make a million gold with chinese bot-like tactics
>>561838781Never happened
Crying that I won’t have a human female hunter gf. I hate this world so much.
ATTENTIONDUE TO FLAG BEING PERMANENTLY BANNED <EVIL> IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF A NEW TANKANY KINDWE WILL PAY YOUPLEASE JOIN PLEASE
>>561841495Flag won.
>>561841495Help me get the last 3 levels on my feral...
>>561836536Because they aren't "gay people doing gay stuff online." They're one of two types of failed male:1) They're men pretending to be women (or "women") because they "want to be the girlfriend they couldn't get."2) They're straight men who resort to gay sex online because they can't get straight sex in real life.In both cases the main theme a men failing to obtain the sex they want, so they pursue an alternative type of sex that's much easier for them to obtain.If they were just gay people doing gay things, they wouldn't go after female avatars in the case of the latter or play female avatars in the case of the former. They'd play purely male characters having sex with other purely male characters. But it's always a female character (sometimes with a dick) and either another female character (sometimes with a dick) or a male character, all played by men who can't get laid if their life depended on it in real life.In other words, failed males.
where's the guild for gay men that aren't failed males that exclusively play bara orcs/tauren/dwarves and don't fuck trannies
Get an anthropologist, sociologist, psychologist, seismologist...to study the prison gay. This thread is Queer Studies Dissertationbait
>>561842024Burok…
>>561842164Burok is proof that >>561841895 is correct. He is an actual gay man who tried for years to find someone else to gay with him in game but because he wanted masculine male on male never found a taker because the “gays” of this thread are failed male prisongays.
Hm, today I will gatekeep homosexuality
>>561841495Flag losted.
>>561841495I’d do it but I’m in <Branded>.
>>561842385Don’t cry. You’re still a faggot. You’re just also a failed male who only fagged out because IRL girls wouldn’t touch your penis.
Reminder that it isn't hard to meet a woman in real life and make a family. Most women want this. The thing is your life needs to be mostly in order first. If your life isn't in order then you need to stop playing Wow private servers and sort yourself out.
you people are fucking idiots.i love cock and hate pussy. love men and cant stand women >>561842263where is he at? il suck his cock rn
>no i’m not a failed male i’m really gay i’ll suck a dick right now to prove itGramble…
>>561843023How about you shut the fuck up tranny nigger?
Maybe its a little AGP but also I think its hot to turn straight/bisexual guys in denial on and get them to fuck me, so I dress feminine and spend lots of time and money on hygiene, fashion, and sex stuff.I have always liked guys.>>561844134Shut the fuck up nigger.
>>561844274How about you get a girlfriend who doesn’t have a penis?
>>561844338>Maybe its a little AGP but also I think its hot to turn straight/bisexual guys in denial on and get them to fuck me, so I dress feminine and spend lots of time and money on hygiene, fashion, and sex stuff.You've never actually done this because you're some gross weirdo irl and nobody has ever been sexually attracted to you.
>>561844572lolk
>>561843023You shouldn't be trying to demoralize those already left hopeless, it's cruel.
>i'm gayOh yeah? Name ten dicks you've sucked.
>>561845096i literally have sucked 10+ dicks ;3
<who did it> has to die there is no other way to go about it
meds
>>561845145Name them all.
How do you have the patience to grind the same BGs over and over? AV is the only somewhat bearable one to do for multiple hours and even that has a bunch of flaws like all the fucking caves that just exist to be black holes pulling people away from the actual fighting. AB is probably best one balance and mechanicswise but is way too predictable and boring. WSG is complete dogshit.
>>561845783BG on the second screen while enjoying movies/series/let's plays/audio books
>>561845783BG on the second screen while enjoying sissy hypno
>>561845783WSG is fun as fuck when both teams are trying, it feels like playing a sports match, but I wish it had a time limit
>>561846140Pretty much this. It could be fun but it is completely ruined by not having a time limit so games drag on for way longer than they should. Also you should be able to score points even if your flag is missing, having both teams sit in their bases jerking off is lame.
>>561845154https://youtu.be/YmYZcXvoA08timestamps22:0833:25 These goys are getting really cocky for a guild with turtle devs. I tuned in to the video expecting a full replay of their speedrun, but this editing is a form of disrespect that <Evil> and <Branded> wish they could inflict on each other in their dreams
>>561846363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UViEYkpvbYE
who do i message to join branded?
>>561846431this shit just makes the server feel bad>oh yeah theres a guild with "devs" that gets help and early testing so they can get their realm firstits patheticalso these losers have specs doing 400 dps that have players in evil doing +600theyre just carried by the fact they do meme strats and bring 40 people instead of 23
>>561847003your mom
>>561847219Wassup Jib long time bud, evrything alright at home?
this poor tauren shammy was lookin for the horde fire totem reagent pouch down below with all the harpies until i told him where to go
>>561847195They really frame themselves as dislikeable by censoring their voice comms and overlaying L9 themed electro music, censoring their text comms and covering them with naked gnomes, and openly mocking the competition on YouTube instead of being humble, making it clear they're on a power trip. Even then, sadly, <who did it> has no serious competition, except of course <Evil>. But unfortunately, once we saw Nefarian on his throne, we couldn't resist pausing the raid as we all wanted our raid leader to narrate the story of Blackwing Lair, its past and how the son of Deathwing experimented on different dragonflights to create the Chromatic Dragonflight deep within the Blackrock Mountain! It was essential for immersion, alongside RP-walking for most of the raid. If not for that, we would have gotten close to world first
Maybe if your guild weren't full of backstabbing trannies it could be almost as good as <who done it> (almost)
>>561847919You lost
>>561848525who
>>561824965>6 monthsThat's longer than R14 grind from nothing on classic lmao.
>>561848787done it
slutmog is not consent
will FMC return for the new raid?
>>561849098It’s two to three months with no or low competition but you also have to play 24/7. Competition can fuck you over and make it longer. If people are fuckheads you can get screwed and have weeks where nobody gets r14 because someone is being a twat. In Turtle’s system honor is capped at 20k a week and you can’t derank. The end result is that it takes twice as long but you aren’t playing around the clock. Just playing casually I will hit the weekly cap tomorrow. I just play the daily BG two to four hours a day. I also do not have to worry about competition at all now. Others playing more than me and no lifing in no way affects me as a player.Overall the system is good but they should lower the cost of the non-entry tier items to account for the fact that you have to buy PVP tier 1 to get PVP tier 2. This could lower it to a three to four month grind.
>>561849461The FMC Timbermaw raid failed because everyone except Fuutank were busy raiding with either Evil or Branded at that time.Fuutank should have scheduled it for a time and day when neither of those FMC off-branch guilds raid.
PvP gear should be expensive. The longer PvPniggers stay in their pen the better.*gets full T3 from three raids*
>>561825369>8 hours laterthat's an entire twow jannie shift. just for trading 30 gold from alt to main.
>>561850615honestly you are retarded for using 2 accounts instead of do everything inside one>but muh free bank space from startnot worth the risk
I wanna join Branded, you guys need Shaman/Mage/Warlock/Priest/Boomkin right?
Deserved for being a multiboxing tranny
>>561851123Aecheur....
>>561850812where does it say its against the rules? show it to me. all the guides i've looked up do it this way. you can't lasher farm effectively otherwise regardless, which is just a waste of time. every pserver lets you use alts for exactly such stuff.
>>561850812I've had two accounts since forever because back in the day Turtle was entirely okay with you multiboxing as long as you didn't use any third party programs to do it.
>>561851184MultiboxingMultiboxing is the act of running multiple WoW clients simultaneously (whether through a third party program, or manually switching yourself between clients). This can entail having multiple clients open on a single computer, or utilizing multiple computers.On Nordanaar & Ambershire we permit Multiboxing with the following constraints and exceptions:It is forbidden to multibox using any third-party software to assist in controlling the additional characters, or any other methods which allow you to synchronize your characters.It is forbidden to multibox more than 2 accounts (2 characters) within the same map zone (Elwynn Forest, Wetlands, Mulgore, The Barrens are all examples of map zones). There are no limits on account/character count in Capital Cities.It is forbidden to multibox if either character is participating in Challenges such as Hardcore, Slow & Steady, Boaring Adventure, Traveling Craftmaster, Vagrant's Endeavor, Path of the Brewmaster. The only exception is characters being in Capital Cities (Stormwind, Orgrimmar, Thunder Bluff, Undercity, Ironforge, Darnassus, Alah'thalas) for the purpose of trading, professions, teleporting, crafting, and other interactions strictly between the multiboxed characters.It is forbidden to multibox with characters in the same zone if either character is flagged for PvP (including Warmode) even if you are not actively in PvP combat.It is forbidden to multibox if either character is in a battleground.It is forbidden to multibox in LFT groupfinder parties.It is permitted anywhere (including the same zone) to use no more than 3 accounts/3 characters exclusively for the purpose of Summoning Rituals.It is permitted anywhere to multibox as long as the above restrictions are not violated.Characters found to be in violation of these rules are subject to being locked.straight from their website. if it's against the rules just addit is forbidden to use a bank and ah slave
>>561851502Slapping all three asses in a single fluid motion
>>561851309your brain on multiboxing
>>561851585he says, while happily paying 3 gold for a quick taxi service to mt. hyjal. fucking blizzdrones show me one single private server where you're not allowed to multibox at all
>this time I'm going to play a pure DPS class for sure!>hit level 20>dungeon queueing takes 50x as long compared to playing Tank or Healer>finally get inside>top DPS but still feel like a completely useless piece of shit>delete toon>go back to playing Tank or Healer
They call me the auction house demon
>>561851924Should have added tank rogue, warlock and mage healer like blizzard.
>>561850615in retroperspective, my guess is I should've traded the gold in trade directly instead of sending it per mail
>>561850615turtle wow has pajeet tier GMs, sorry
>>561850615I've never had an issue send gold to my 2nd account like ever and I've been playing for 4 years.There's gotta be something else you did.
>>561845783Getting into 3v1 scenarios and winning them, try to have fun, make winning secondary.If your end goal is to rank/gear up then you have months ahead of you, you cant go all out every time, try to have fun or you will burn out.
>>561847919>LA ESCARLATA CRUZADA at rank 17yea im thinking the boys of /wpsg/ are back
"I won't be online tomorrow, its missus birthday." This is the moment I realized I am the equivalent of a married closeted homosexual's secret lover in the 80s.
>>561847919Where's <Branded>?
>>561851397>i can be a tranny because the LGBTQA+ server rules say its okLOL
>>561853770His wife isn't having sex with any more so he's retreated to having e-sex with fake women in a children's video game. Congratulations. You're pity e-fucking some absolute dorky loser. Probably calling him shit like "daddy" and "master" too when the dork is a complete pushover.
>>561853770Name him and shame him.
Should I level through BGs on turtle with my first char? I feel like that would leave me broke.
They call me the love bomber. I recognize the posting patterns of all the anons ITT from just seeing the first 3 words of a post. I have sold over 20 max level characters for more than 42,210 Brazilian Reais. I have infiltrated every single 4chan guild. I have access to nudes of every single /wpsg/ GM. I have successfully led psyops to bait people to roll on dead servers. I use full consumes in battlegrounds. I have and will continue to make lolislop. The neighbor's dog fears me. I ERP in raids and talk over people. I have sub 300 dps. I have not brushed my teeth in weeks.Watch your back kiddo.
>>561854305Whenever you turn in three tokens you get a bag with a random green. It'll provide you with enough money. Then for more cash you do quests and farm between queues because sometimes it takes a while for battlegrounds to pop.
>>561854305BG give a fixed % of you XP bar, it's good at high level, but you're not missing out on anything by not doing battlegrounds, go explore the new content brother
I hate you. Please die. Not even painfully. Just die in your sleep.
Don’t get mad at me. Stop ERPing and fix your life.
Warrior nerf fucking when?>fight 1v1>get disarmed, can literally not do any damage for 5+ seconds (imagine a stun that lasted this long)>start healing myself as im low>just as im about to finish casting get INTERRUPTED>panic and start running away knowing my superior movespeed will allow me to escape>NOPE EAT A FUCKING SLOW FUCK YOUAHAVAHHAHAAHAHAH>bubble>friend comes over to help>LOL FUCK YOU GET AOE FEARED >bubble ends>EXECUTE YOU DIE NOW EZ EZ EZZZZZZjust remove this bullshit class, there are literally no counters to this
>>561854364>42,210 Brazilian ReaisHow much is that in real money? Just out of curiosity
>>561854791id say this is bait but the usual IQ of pink niggers is a single digit max so ill just assume its real
Its my parents fault my life is fucked up. Now let me goon in peace.
>>561854791fake news, both divine protection and blessing of protection would prevent intimidating shout as it's also a physical effect
>>561854791What attracts these players to the paladin class?
>>561854791This is some brownie shower thought and bedtime power fantasy after going 0-71 in AB. No one struggles against warriors in BGs, not a single class. Making up a story and writing from the side of a paladin doesn't make it any more believable.
I really like playing this game and I wouldn't like it any different
>>561854791Hand of justiceHand of freedomBubbleSelf healSkill issue buddy
Yeah but Warrior is really, REALLY good in PvP if you have two paladins a druid and a priest following you around non-stop!!!
>>561856053You only need a holy pala buddy to steamroll the issue is that no paladin player knows what a mouseover macro or cleanse is.
If I'm a Horde mage and I summon a portal to a Horde City can Alliance players in my party click on it and get mauled to death by the guards?
>>561856256People need to be in your party to be able to click your portals.
just got to level 40 on my warlockwhen should I start worrying about my gear?
>>561856356Don't worry about gear lil gup, we don't need you in the raid for your damage ;)
>>561856767Are curses really so valuable?
>>561856256>>561856295But yes, alliance players can take horde portals and vice versa if they're in a raid or dungeon party
>>561856863>cursesHow cuteYou only exist for one reason
>>561856217The issue goes both ways, I know 3 warriors in the entire server that are worth pocket healing. I've seen them go 45-0 when I heal them. On the other hand, there are A LOT of shitty R13-R14 warriors who don't know anything. They just have 8k HP, do 0 damage, charge and shout and then die.
>>561857101That sounds funny, I might try that. What's by far the shittiest Horde portal for an Alliance player with his HS on CD to be summoned to? Orgrimmar? Stonard? Thunder Bluff?
>>561857219is it really worth carrying someone weekly just so you don't have to be some where on time?
>>561857338Yes. You're talking to WoW players aka the laziest pieces of shit on the planet. Nobody has time to make the 30 minute trek to the raid, that's what you're here for Summonboy. You could raid completely naked and not press a single button during the actual fights and we would still invite you.
>>561813932Epoch is still getting updates though
>>561857523Doesn't matter. They already exposed themselves as an overhyped rugpull with servers scripted by indians. Good favour wasted and people who want classic + will just stick to turtle wow. They blew it
I'm gonna level a demo lock on ambershire>But that's le badJust say you never been sucked off by your own succubus lil bro
>>561858132it's not le bad. just worse off than affliction. Destruction is unironically le bad.
>>561858132You don't use a succubus while leveling as Demo you retardYou use a succ when leveling as draintank Affliction and in a meme Destruction PvP build
>>561858132Voidwalker is hotter.
>>561858304>>561858309>>561858480Okay I'm finna level Destruction, if I check all challonges I get max Turtle Coins right?
Nah I'd fuck the imp
>>561858575Wtf
>>561857789>They already exposed themselves as an overhyped rugpullhow was it a rugpull? Blizzard threatened legal action against them, which is why the original team dissolved and now there's 2 devs left working on the serverUnless I'm missing something here, please let me know
>>561858773not him but you don't find it weird, how 3 weeks of the most fucked launch ever, and selling the project for money after realizing how out his depth he was.He and his team walk away? unscathed despite the server they launched and developed still being up?like oh hold on police officer, the thing you find my legally cuplable for developing and running you cannot arrest me anymore it belongs to this guy?why didn't akalix say that in his turtle defence?that he passed the keys to shenna and shouldn't be held responsible since he didn't actually ran the server? crazy and how much smarter gummy and kaytotes were
>>561853039no nothing I can't tell what the issue is since I have zero info for what reason I got banned on my alt and shadow banned on my main (still can't log in but on twow site it says account is not banned) maybe I've been in BGs with my main and let my alt online afk at the same time, maybe it's because I use a tethered mobile connection and have dynamic IPs constantly changing. it just happened after i send about 30g via mail from my alt to my main. I cant ask GMs on trooncord since that requires to verify with a phone number and I have no burner setup atm for such bullshit, my ban appeal is still unanswered on the site,
I made a lock and my imp name is Jibrag
>>561858960>Dynamic IP'sIt was likely this + the second account being sent over 25 gold raising an auto-flag
>>561858959I am well aware that the launch of the server was a shit-show but that doesn't answer my question of how it was a "Rugpull"
>>561859287I'm calling into question the validity of the claim of legal action.
Hi, I'm new to Ambershire. It's a pretty good game.
>>561859370Shame about all the money you spent on your Epoch subscription, I hope you manage to get your money back.
>>561859413kek alright lil bro, have a good sunday.
>>561854791>disarmedstopped reading
>>561859385Fem Nelf priest phenotype
>>561854791Why is it that I never encounter players like anon?
>>561859385My son... my precious son... where did it all go wrong...
>>561859370Ah that, well that's understandable, I'm sure something else happened behind the scenes that we're not going to know about.
>>561857264Because the warriors on twow get assmad for losing a 1v1 to a shaman once, so their entire spec/gear is set up in a way to maximize their 1v1 potential, disregarding anything else.Warrior players on this server are some of the pettiest, delusional princesses i have ever seen and the regulars are the worst of this kind.
>>561859743>on this server
>>561858773We have never seen the Caese and Desist
>>561857789>Free server>RugpullI think you need to lookup what that word means because I don't think it means what you think it means
>>561859842Every other server the BG is full of 10 browns on each side wearing full leather and suicide charging, applying MC without any complaint.Twow you sometimes have 0 warriors in your BG.
>>561859743>on this serverBrother Classic Andy brownies were literally, unironically stealing Priests their BiS items for their fucking flask sets
ok im going to take a nap and when both of my accs are not restored by then im going to leave twow. even warmane has better gms
>>561859241I often send 200-300 gold between my accounts (main and AH character) and never got any problem.
>>561860197I've sent hundreds of flasks between characters before, I hope there's a sincere misunderstanding on GM side of things here with shitty automated systems, assuming everything that guy says is correct.
>>561859692me personally I think he choked after realizing, he fucked up on a base level. his choice of core, losing on of his senoir devs in magic. the mad crunch they were under to get this stuff working.plus we've seen people drop false C&D letters to walk away before.That or maybe kaytotes is the first dev to pull on over on blizzard. to be able to sell the thing he's asked to C&D and suffer no consequences, Where as turtle has addon makers in the indictment.Also they did open up github donations saying they need it to make custom assets and for server costs during the open beta phase in about 2023-2024.it was in development for 4 years.I don't blame people dumb enough to donate for feeling they got the wool pulled over their eyes.but the last parts an assumption from me, I know it got sold to ascension and I know bronzebeards classic+ is so far apart from what a typical classic+ aproach is I assumed, they radically changed epochs original vision, but i don't play it so i don't know. I just think kaytotes took the easy way out after he realized going open source to pirate proprietary code was shortsighted and burnt him team badly. he could have done azerothcore and it'd only cost him sharing his code, which he had to do anyway to get it to work.
I saw a wow thread on /v/ today and actually want to try it out.I want to be a human female mage but i wonder does this game have glams so i can slut it up and erp, kinda like pic related? I also want to try Turtle out.
>>561860197If you did BG's then you likely killed a GM or one of his friends, just to be sure never attack, fight or talk smack to anyone from <who did it> since that's the official Turtle Staff guild.I once killed a warrior from that guild three times in AV and two minutes later I was forced to name change (a level 5 from their guild took the name an hour later :^) )
>>561860046You need to actually send an email to support address, don't think website shit is often looked at.
>>561860197i transfered thousands of gold between accounts and never had a problem, hes likely not telling us the full story as usual.>oh my friend who is known to buy gold also sent me 500g but that doesn't count!
if i buy gold and send it to aecheur will he thank me?
>>561860532There's several thousand cookie cutter erp troonsluts like you already on the server the market for you is bloated. They call it troontle wow for a reason
>>561861014That doesn't answer my questions though?
ive been sending money and items between two accounts for YEARS on turtle. never once had a problem.
What are your opinions on the turtle wow original content (dungeons quests etc) especially for early level zones. I always thought horde was lacking in classic, did they help alleviate that?
>>561860532slutmogging is extremely popular on troondle wow. there are even thigh high programmer socks for individuals such as yourself.
Will I get banned if I multibox on turtle wow?
>>561861592New goblin leveling zone is a wasteland, theres a new town west of tirisfal glades with basic quests if you're sick of the barrens, stonetalon montains is way larger, this is your exciting new horde leveling content, take it or leave it
>>561861592>horde lacking in classic>RFC WC RFD RFK dungeons getting you from 1 to 40 within a stonetoss in zones next to 2 major cities without ever having to go into a pvp contested zonenoshoes are so debilitatingly retarded like actual irl niggers
>horde is good if you just spam dungeons>wanting to spam WC
>>561861896That sucks though I'm not looking to Speedrun wow.Alliance has better questline quality
>>561861946I spammed WC 6 months ago
>>561861071It has some but you're better off playing anything else.
>WarriorMain character syndrome. Control freak. Massive lootwhore.>Paladin100% guaranteed brown skinned third worlder>HunterEither the most casual "pet on aggressive oops teehee xD" retard or the single biggest sweat in the game, no inbetween>PriestThe "nice" guy (too afraid to ask the mage for water) >Druid100% gay, 90% furfag "DUDE ANIME NAME, DUDE MAKIMAKITTYRAWR XD DUDE FEMBOYKNOTTY LMAO XDDD">MageLikes playing video games on Very Easy difficulty. 90% of them don't have CoC bound. >WarlockWeird guy, probably a pervert or a pedophile, doesn't talk to anyone, only reason people notice he's not there is because they're not getting summoned>Shaman"BRO I PLAY SHAMAN FOR THE CLASS FANTASY" *crits you with 3k Frost Shock* "BRO DID U KNOW THRALLU WAS A SHAMAN IT'S SO LOREFUL" *1v5's you in a BG* "NAAH BRO I DON'T PLAY THEM BCS THEY'RE BROKEN THEY'RE JUST SO CO-" *does 11k damage in 2 globals*
Don't forget to bind the macro '/who Aecheur' to be able to know Aecheur's location in real time every time you use it.
>>561858959>get a cease and desist letter>comply>Ascension already got the source code to fix it>wash your hands and duck until it blows over
>>561862280Aware
>>561811378My good friend plays so much Ascension these days that I haven’t heard from him in months. It’s the only thing he does besides work now. I kinda stopped hitting him up this year because it was becoming a very one-sided relationship. I miss the dude but hope you guys are treating him right.
>>561858959>why didn't akalix say that in his turtle defence?he didn't cease and desist until he got sued
>>561862280What about rogue?
>>561862779This is him now.
>>561863010neither has kaytotes, in the eyes of the law if you headed a service, sold that service to another party, then they persisted you would be culpable. Akalix probably didn't even get a C&D, very few of the people in that indictment would have, shenna would have.but my point was the fact the server was still up, would still make him legally liable. just becuase of how well documented it is that he was the server owner and actively dev'd it for four years.
>>561863728stroking
>>561863728mobile zugling factory
>>561862280Want to know how I know you play hunter?
>>561863535Sociopaths, psychopaths and narcissists
>>561862280it's funny because i can name one FMC member for every class and it applies perfectly so that makes it true
>>561858558No
>>561865575do it
>>561862280TRVTH NVKE
>>561866226no
Member when troontle devs saud they'd make a mobile port of wow lmao like wtf would compel you to make an outrageous claim like that
New outfit just dropped. Need it or keep it?
>>561866726@grok turn the red skirt into a miniskirt
>>561866726you look worse than the trannies you make fun of
>>561866726>hokum finally trooned outIs Flag the last male in Evil?
>>561867125Flag in Gramble's top bitch. That's why he got two legendaries.
>>561867202the word for that is bottom bitch dumbass
>>561867482Wrong.
I can't decide between hunter or warlock.
>>561867202Flag should yell NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER in world chat the second he equips thunderfury that'd be so epic and in character for him
>>561867679He'll only do that in raid chat where he won't get banned because he's safe edgy.
I yearn for northernd...
>>561867482Nah you're wrong. If gramble keeps a stable Flag being the head bitch makes sense.
>Be me small bags>Make bank alt and mail all my stuff to my single alt instead of going to AH myself all the time>See thisI don't understand I'm only mailing to one person?
>>561870052Your alts mailbox is full
>>561870564Ah Thanks.
>>561863728chat is this realcan I get a source
>>561860046lol still banned>>561860308why would i lie to you anon. I WANNA PLAY ARATHI BASIN DAMNED IM ALMOST EXALTED REEEEEEEEEEEEE>>561860584this could be lmao especially in AV since I like to pick herbs there in the defensive line, I always attack every alli pig i come across. there was this human paly i followed for minutes, eventually he hid behind a tree and I was chasing him around it for atleast a minute. He pops his gay ass bubble, heals up. Eventually a fellow orc shamy chad came too and bursted him down. was funny.>>561860586i did this just now, thank you anon hopefully somebody atleast responds and tells me what the issue is as i still dont have a real explanation>>561861803yes, especially if you send 30 gold from your bank slave to your main
>>561873785CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>561860810FUCK YOU I DID TELL EVERYTHING WHICH IS TRUE STILL NO ANSWER TO MY APPEAL, STILL NO REASON GIVEN AS OF WHY BANHAMMER ON BOTH ACCOUNTS, FORUM POST STILL NO ANSWERS, TURTLE SUPPORT EMAIL DOESNT EXIST, TROONCORD CAN LICK MY NUTS I WILL NEVER USE ITJUSTICE FOR LILYI THE ONLY GOBLIN DEMOLOGY WARLOCK IN ARATHI BASIN AND ALTERAC VALLEY ON AMBERSHIRE
>>561873785>>561874608This happened because you didn't join <Branded>. Fuck you. We need to poach more anons so we don't lose anymore loot to pugs. God forbid what happened in ES Hardmode happens again.
nearly 100% of the time someone complains about getting unjustly banned on a forum they're leaving out the fact that they cheated or actually broke the rulesit's like jews hypnotizing themselves into thinking the holocaust happened
>>561874762i tried to get into a bwl pug but the rl said i lack enchants, asked him what dps he expects me to do on a boss dummy, he wrote 750. i cant tell if thats reasonable or not, without any elixirs and party/raid buffs I can do about 600 until im tapped out of mana and hp
>>561874762rl wouldn't let me join as a pug.
I cant believe they killed lilyi bros?if they can unjustly ban without reason whose to say we aren't next?
>>561874806this
>>561874806ok then why dont they tell me which server rule i have broken then, these cowards
>>561874157That's the wrong email retard, why would they use gmail?It's support@turtlecraft.gg
>>561874806he started coping in the first post.
How do you fine fellas feel about the new itemization routes that turtle has been taking? Lots of emphasis on procs and increase to proc-type shit and other effects.
>>561875893I don't like it. They all look very fancy when you first read them but they require other similarly wacky items like the new fortune items to work properly, and as of now it's unclear at which point these gimmicky proc effects beat raw stats that we are used to seeing on gear. Are they actually better as you get better gear? Do they fall behind traditional items? Not to mention from what I've seen they are either super good or complete garbage with nothing in between, see: Sigil, fortune items.
>>561875598thank you, sent. it was just the first email that popped up>>561875646what cope, i tried to cope my brokeness by lasher farming and it sucks
I jumped on the edge of the map and now I'm stuck...
>>561875893>Just win the roll on the flask bro
>>561875893don't care still leveling
>>561875646lasher farming does suck though, he's right?
>>561876474>Schermafbeelding
>>561876474Das crazy. were you trying to swim to the mainland?
new player hereis there a way to make it so my character always auto attacks if he's got something targeted within range?often I find myself tabbing to switch targets then hitting T to make sure I'm attacking only to realize my character is standing still not doing anything
I saw that guy afking in AB that's the real reason he was permanently banned
>>561874996Nobody in evil does this much dps fully buffed so just join them.
>>561876930This trinket is garbage.
>>561877923DUDE THAT WAS ONCE ONLY YOU FUCK. i had an emergency irl my son accidentally bought minecraft stuff he didnt intend to so i had to intervene (rip unrestoreable 800 minecraft coins)despite this, why did i get a hard ban on my alt and a shadow ban on my main then? hours after thisand just minutes after sending gold
>>561876474Do /gm if you're stuck for real
>>561878085You need items with effects that trigger first retard.
>>561878357It's not a shadow ban, you are IP banned and likely hardware banned. Try with a VPN and if that doesn't work VPN + shit to change your hardware ID.
>>561878085it applies to windfury
>>561878597Windfury isn't an equipped item
it appwies to windfuwyfuck you
>>561878518I have all the proc items. Flask is a trap for people who don't understand how fortune works.
It is I, friend of Aecheur. I almost finished leveling my shadow priest and soon I will join <Evil> team of raiders. Aecheur, don't despair, I need your moonkin aura, you are useful and valuable.
>>561878650the weapon windfury is imbued to is
Aecheur, désolé pour le retard.I need another week to hit 60.
>>561878729How does it work then
>>561878763Fortune doesn't even work on set bonus.
>>561879035people seem to think that is a bug
>>5618789601% chance to trigger something increased by 25% isn't 26%it's 1.25%
>>561878678>>561878763
>I'll use an entire trinket slot to make my other trinket 25% more effective! Fortune believers are so bad at math
>>561879331and? literally no one thought that's how it would be lol
>>561879584trinkets aren't the only slots with proc effectsif you're doing 100 dps from proc effects then using flask will increase your dps by 25, that's more than most trinkets
Do Troondle items have a PPM limit? If yes then that flask is shit.
>>561879765No because of ICD and most proc items being buff that you can't stack.
>>561866726I see what you are trying for with that skirt but I don't think it really works. Maybe if you weren't male human, a female character or maybe a male elf you could pull it off.
>>561879597how about i punch you in the throat huh how about that
why the fuck is this nerfed on turdwow
>>561876930Is this effect multiplicative or additive?
>>561880571The devs all play alliance.
>>561880571Turdle loves hybrids (paladin and shaman)
>>561880571the devs deleted the attack power so they could include the race restriction.
now my main also got the real ban after trying out some vpns which some wrote fixed their connection issue after too many IP switches. i hate this new internet so much, making it easy for bots to shit everything up but real humans get locked out of it by bot automation which is meant to fight the other bots, then try to prove you're human only to get a bot respond to you stating you've to prove to the bot youre human.
>guy whispers me saying he changed his SR so I can get an item first>this has happened thrice now in my current guildAre they expecting me to be thankful? Like I wouldn't have blown their roll out with my godly luck anyway?
>>561881454theyre attempting to manipulate you
>>561881185this is fake, they give out perma bans like candy and it says differentt. called a friend of a dev a cuck
>>561877785I tried to swim to the Eastern Kingdoms and meet some human females
>>561881454They're trying to control you, change your SR to theirs.
>>561876474Pannekoek
>>561881917I wish fem humans were real.
0-4Femhelfie Mage5-9Femdeadie Priest
Anyone here having issues during PvP, specifically Arathi Basin causing the game to crash for no reason since the last update? It keeps happening and I keep getting cheated out of a considerable amount of Honor Points.
>>561880601Not even the devs know
>>561881917feeted zugling factoryes
>horde is all male>alliance is half erping "females"
Who are you quoting?
my own thoughts >>561885705 (You)
wow! I'm sure it will actually sell for that much!
how is enhance shaman on turtle?
any fresh or upcoming servers?
do things that cost rage also generate ragewhat about with this talent?
<gulag>You Join.You Raid.You have Fun.
>>561887934“No!”
POV: me raiding BWL with <Branded>
fem nelf priest or fem helf pallyhealslut btw
>>561888346that's not what pov meansunless you're the fucking TV
>>561887934SoO when?
Tauri.You join <gulag>Now.
Ah, another day spent playing WoW and fapping to futa WoW porn.
>>561889237>WoD modelsNo.
>>561888810POV = penis or vagina??
you know what, i like you guys. i am down with the degeneracy.
>>561888346Name?
What's the easiest class/spec to level I want to raid with <evil> or <branded>
>>561891567sorry we're both full
>>561891567Shaman.You put down windfury totem and spam chain heal (challenge is to not fall asleep)
I just made a Druid and want to join <Branded>, who do I whisper?
>>561893837Zezima
>>561891567warrior tankaccording to the schizos here
>>561891567be yourself be yourself
>>561893837Gramble/Aecheur
>>561889512Bliss.
>>561894763myself is a deathknight.when will turtle add, demon hunters, necromancer and deathknights?
Is Tel'Abim fun to play on? I've always liked faction pride and rivalry.
2 hour and 47 minute long AVIs this normal? Wow pvp is a complete joke
>>561889512>>561895369yes! if it brings on Mirth then you are doing fine.
>>561891567Anything but Palatroon. Palatroons are the hardest class to play you see
>>561895794Everybody always talks about female humans and high/blood elves but for me it's the classic slutty night elf.
>>561891567Female night elf warriors
>>561894598>>561896513you guys cannot seriously need warriors? aren't they the most played class? and warrior tanks? why wouldn't you just use a bear?
is full moon company an ERP guild??
>>561896709Serious answer is Warlocks, Shamans and Mages
>>561896709bear is as good and you'll probably have more fun; don't listen to any anon here powerscaling classes
>>561895794how many orcs can one nelf handle
>>561896910it's an inactive dead legacy guild where everyone used to be happy
>>561897354>it's an inactive dead legacy guild where everyone used to be happydarn, that's unfortunate to hear. came to nord from amber cause i heard there was more rp there, so i incidentally wanted to see what kind of channer community there was as well.
>>561897802Most of us are in EoTC.
>>561896087AV is a meme, only play Arathi Basin if you want a time limited battleground
>>561897802all the anon raiding is on ambershire as its the fresh realm
>>561897802the RP community is VASTLY better on nord, but most of the nord anons are playing on ambershire now.the only RP youll find on ambershire is ERP.
Ambershire First Al'Akir kill by <Evil>
>>561903347WE FUCKING WIPED WHAT THE FUCK
>>561903347There are plenty of thunderfurries already
>>561903347A PUG FUCKING STOLE THE LOOT, I AM LEAVING FOR BRANDEDgg flag for the sword
I saw a warrior with thunderfury the other day in arathi basin. I followed him around the whole game, making sure he always had windfury, because I wanted to see him pump with it.You know how many kills he got? 6.
>>561903684TF is a tanking weapon
TF does more dps than any other 1hander out currently
>>561900247>the only RP youll find on ambershire is ERP.that ain't bad, i guess.
Any pserver that doesn't have Northrend in it feels so bareboned and gimped to me.
>>561903661Ohnononono...Elaynna bros?Johntankman bros?Fuutank bros?Our response?
>>561904810Don't forget the retarded rogue who wanted it
I've never met as many troons online as on pservers
>>561903347God Bless!
Where is Evil and Branded ERP denguild house located at?
>>561905173Keep us updated!
Got my shoulders and epic gun thanks for run <Evil>
>>561905523branded is in winterspring
>new custom piece of armor with +weapon skill>int/spirit every time
>>561903661Eyba miring Flag's new shiny cock
>>561906248Planning on locking it in a cage
>>561906837Is this why Seralys is always so restless in raids?
>>561906920Sure is!
>>561905523evil is in eastern plaguelands
>>561905523In the east mountains of Un'Goro Crater for <evil> we've even got a vendor there incase you want to farm gold while killing raptors
>>561906837Wish it could be me instead...
>>561908927Name?
>>561909153burgor
>>561908927Whisper me and I'm sure we can arrange something
not a soul queuing for scarlet monastery turtle has fallen
>>561909490n-name?
>>561909529Why would I do scarlet monastery with you when I can do it with my level 60 and be done before you would even make it to the dungeon from stormwind?
>>561909529I spent 2 hours in queue for gilneas city.Nobody is doing dungeons at these levels anymore pvp is too much XP.
>>561909560My name was posted a few posts up you dork
I really like Timbermaw, I hope they keep the current difficulty but buff the loot to appropriate K40 levels. Or add a normal mode for BWL geared people and keep this as hard mode. Fantastic raid overall.
>NOOOOO U CAN'T AOE FARM AS A MAGE ON TURTLE BECAUSE.... BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T! OKAY?!?!?I'm going to prove you all wrong. I'm going to nuke the world. You dumbass Blizzard spamming retards. You don't know the secret R1 triangulation Cone of Cold tech. The hidden R1 Arcane Explosion aggro refresh. The Wand into R1 Fireblast into Counterspell pull. The penultimate Nova > Flamestrike > Max rank CoC Shatter combo. The control to exactly finish off low level mobs at 50% HP as you perfectly widdle them down with R1 AE's fishing for Clearcast Procs.I'll show you amateurs. Even with the 35% Shatter nerf. I'm going to be the very best Mage Ambershire has ever seen.(Cone of Cold, gotta slow 'em aaaall)Its you and meI know it's my destiny(Cone of Cold)Oh, you're my best friendIn a world we must defend(Cone of Cold, gotta slow 'em all)A spell so trueeeeOur courage will pull us throughYou teach me and I'll teach youCONE OF COOOOOLD(gotta slow 'em all)Gotta slow 'em allllllCONE OF COLD
alright ima kill myself first post ending in double zeroes gets my stuff you have 60 minutes
>>561910454name and server name?
>>561910454you can't get dubs on vg
>>561911000why is she so ugly here
>>561910321Fun fact, the only reason frost mage got nerfed was because paladin mains complained. They also used to have a spell which did extra damage against enemies who are immune to slows (aka Hand of Freedom or FAP), then Dragunovi got kited around so hard in a BG he decided to kill off Frost Mage forever. Also we can't have Prot Paladin not being the best farmer either.
>>561911086
Can't stop winning
>>561912059wow i wish i could join these guyswhat classes do you need?
>>561912284Arms Warrior, Fury Warrior, Protection Warrior, Holy Paladin, Protection Paladin, Retribution Paladin, Beast Mastery Hunter, Marksmanship Hunter, Survival Hunter, Assassination Rogue, Combat Rogue, Subtlety Rogue, Discipline Priest, Holy Priest, Shadow Priest, Arcane Mage, Fire Mage, Frost Mage, Balance Druid, Feral Druid, Restoration Druid, Elemental Shaman, Enhancement Shaman, Restoration Shaman, Affliction Warlock, Demonology Warlock, Destruction Warlock
>>561912284Retribution PaladinsWarrior TanksRoguesHunters
>>561912284Unholy DK
>>561912284we need more friends
I just saw guy running around with firery enchant on a skinning knife. How much gold is that? is it worth doing I'm considering doing when i level a warrior tank so I can with evil.
I wish someone from here played on chromiecraft u _ u
>>56191275710-15.Mind you that shit only lasts you until level 10-ish, I personally never saw the point to speed up those first 2 hours when you can save up for an actual good AH weapon around level 30.You should never have issues getting good weapons since as a tank you can just get a dungeon party together real quick, sometimes even guaranteed as a quest reward.
>>561913045The enchanted skinning knife isn't soulbound, retard-kun. You can use it on different characters or just sell it for the same price you bought.
>>561912757Lots of non-weapons have their weapon skill set to 1 in turtle. It's not very good.
Atlas Loot web version if it can be useful for anyone https://mrdobby92.github.io/TurtleAtlasLootWeb/
>>561913045Thanks doro.>>561913381thanks for telling me this.maybe it'd be better on a regular white weapon I was thinking skinning knife becasue anyone could use it. but maybe I should just save the 10-15 for a real upgrade rather than feeling like a god for the first 10.
>>561914175Cool website, cheers anon.
so did >>561911000 get >>561910454 's stuff? also lol @ >>561910591
>>561915619those aren't dubs retard
Can I join even though I'm only level 15
>>561918383FUCK NO RETARD
Can I join even though I only do 190 dps on target dummy
>>561918798I DID MORE THAN THAT AT FUCKING LEVEL 50 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU MENTALLY DISABLED LEARN HOW TO PLAY YOUR CLASS
>>561918908s-sorry...
Can I join even though I’m gay
>>561919342Welcome aboard soldier
>>561919270don't listen to himyou can join evil's raid even if you only do 50 dps and you will get all the lootsies to help you do more dps next time :3
Can I join even though I’m not really good at ERP?
so from what i gather you people only play on turtle and tauri?
>>561920229there's one guy that plays on taurithe rest are turtle
dude i just hit the most wild whippit of my life
>>561920147whisper Gramble, Eyba or Seralys, they'll teach you!
i can read between the lines but your still gonna need to tell me.
>>561921023Lol are you just making shit up just because you feel like it? Gramble doesn't fucking ERP you idiot.
>>561921858doesn't ERP with (You)
inb4 Gramble's TRP profile gets posted againhow about you post someone else's profile for once??
>>561921678>i can read between the lines but your still gonna need to tell me.Okay here we go>*cums between your eyes*Alineonorina: OH MY SUNWELL, MY 17 INCH SHAFT COULDN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER>/e Alineonorina grabs you by the throatAlineonorina: OPEN YOUR MOUTH WHORE, CLEAN MY MASSIVE 17 INCH FUTA DICK WITH THAT PRETTY COCKGOBBLER 4000 OF YOURS>/e Alineonorina spits in your eye, then knees you in the nose
>>561922150Is this what erping with Fuutank was like?
Potatopizza is looking for ERP
What level do I have to be to tank these dungeons?
>>561925054Something in the middle.
>>56192505430 if you have good gear and some cc in the party
>>561925054check bosses levelideally at least that
>>561924707>creepy loli shit erpwhy can't you weirdos jerk off to something normal?
i am a kinky mfer but dont feel i can be as open about it in <evil> compared to <branded> where i can b myself so yeah.
>>561914175Neat. No Timbermaw yet blaaah
Is it even worth doing dungeons in slow and steady mode? I feel like I get no xp.
>>561930781its not worth doing in any mode, exp wise. maybe once if you get all the quests.
>>561931919reported for multiboxing
about to kill those lashers so f*cking hard
Could anyone with blacksmithing on ambershire make me the steel plate set? Idk how much it'd cost but I'll pay younot on the AH except for the helmet which you can't even wear without blacksmithing I think
>>561933882I can craft it for you in 12 hours if no on else does it first
>>561934096Big thanks friend, names JorkinsonHow much would it run me?
>>561933049That ring is insane for a survival hunter.
>human vs orc warrior
>>561910321I don't like frost mages because no one will ever level up as any other spec.
>>561934948hope the shitbull dies
>>561935554he's a true warrior.
>>561935689killing babies and their owners, a true warrior indeed
>>561935795>slave morality out of nowhere
>>561936335>posts you can smell
>>561936335a dog is owned, it is a thing and a thing turning on its owner must be destroyedare you 12?
>>561936578spooked and raped.
>>561936642>a goyim is owned, it is a thing and a thing turning on its owner must be destroyed
>>561924707imagine manhandling a female gnome...
>do scholo run for more dark runes>warlock joins>he starts needing on dark runes
>>561939054>do strat dead for robe of the exalted>warrior joins>needs on robe for diamond flask set
>>561920865im so gone rn wooooo
>>561939054You can solo for those
i shouldn't have made a dps only classnone of these are popping, it's been at least 20 minutesI just want the JC recipes I don't even care about gear since I'm not gonna raid with this character
>>561940478why didn't you tell me this before i hit 40 on my rogue, i need to sit down anon.
started HC slow and steady today and after 4 hours I am only lvl 11 lol
>>561940696i did slow and steady and level 30 feels like a brick wall
>>561940478you gotta form a group through world chat
Any good servers?
just did ten flips in a row
What classes does <Evil> need?
>>561943084kys
>>561943084I need you to take your medication. Now.
>>561943037proof?
>>561943084Demon hunter
>>561943084Evoker
>>561943084Death Knight
>>561943084Monk
>>561945182>>561945318>>561945370>>561945413You are so funny im glad you replied to my post with the same joke 4 timesKYS
>>561939443thats not a thing on turtle, thankfully
>>561943084...Anything but holy priests really?Maybe more so caster dps than anything else?
I do 200 less dps than everyone else of my class in my guild even though i bring all the consumables, have all the enchants and do my rotation (almost) perfectly. I dont get it.
>>561946517your rotations suck
the saddest thing about turtlewow is that nobody is racially profiling you for playing an undead rogue
>>561945601meds
>>561945601Meds
my LBRS finally popped after an hour and 20 minutes and I did the most dps even though I'm only 58 and everyone else was 60, I am truly the best player of this dogshit video game in existence
>>561948891You are the only person to care
>>561948978Your seethe is understandable, it must be tough knowing you will never be as good at this video game as me.
>>561949930why can't you just be normal
>>561950047idk.....
>>561948978I careI'd rather read posts like that than about some autistic degenerate's sexual fetishes
I just did a wipey on Garr
damn and i thought wowg was bad lol
Hilarious seeing multiple Onyxia pugs looking for only tanks meanwhile they're also full on paladins, warriors, and shamans. Maybe don't invite a ton of useless faggots first.
this is the reason i got the banHey there! Our system is capable of detecting repeat offenses using something called an extended fingerprint, which is a profile created from the unique combination of a device’s hardware and software, much like a digital fingerprint. In your case, your fingerprint matched the profile of someone who was previously banned, which triggered the automatic suspension. This does not necessarily mean you are personally at fault, as certain situations can cause this, such as using cloud gaming services like GeForce NOW, Shadow, or Boosteroid where many players share the same virtual machine, gaming on or running a virtual machine which is sometimes used to cheat or bypass restrictions, using shared or preconfigured gaming systems, or playing on public computers such as those in internet cafés or libraries. If any of these apply, they may explain the match. We are not accusing you directly and simply aim to keep things balanced, transparent, and precise. However, as long as your extended fingerprint remains the same, you will be automatically banned each time you try to enter the game. We recommend checking your Windows key and if it is cracked or purchased from a third party site, replacing it with a legitimate one.well.... that's new
>>561955707so you basically got a hardware ban? wow that surprising troontle has better fucking security than retoilet
>>561955707What's your PC build just curious?
>>561955707>bro's PC literally got a RAT and is part of a botnetThis is why you don't download Windows from Pirate Bay bro
>>561885492Horde has always been a masculine sausage party untill Belfs got introduced in tbc which brought an end to the rough, gruff, sweaty, chisseled abs and muscled arms beefstacks horde. Dilluting the gene pool with le pretty elf ecksdee ruined everything. Suddenly the horde was 50% insecure, failed men and 50% camgirls.Which is why pre-tbc horde is best horde. Everything that came after was a sad mockery.
>>561955795never had this happen to me once and i play pservers all the time>>561955849Win 11 with old hardware, a gtx 1600 super, i7 3770k cpu, 16gb ddr3 ram>>561956291but it aint tho
>>561956487>Win 11 >2009 hardware Rip bozo
>>561955707>We recommend checking your Windows key and if it is cracked or purchased from a third party site, replacing it with a legitimate one.Imagine typing this shit when you run a pirated Wow server currently being sued by the rightful copyright owners.
>>561956567so what? I played armored core 6 rubicon and dynasty warriors origins just fine, which are more recent games i guess>>561956602time for a VM with linux it seems,just to log in to twow
>>561956451Blood Elves are kino and the most well designed faction in the entire game. Eversong Woods and Ghostlands are probably the best starter zones ever put into an MMO. The gold white red aesthetic. The eternal autumn color scheme of Eversong. The rotten and decayed dark dark green hue of Ghostlands. The enemy variety. The perfectly sized zones. The questing hub in Ghostlands placed properly in the middle. The reputation rewards. The way the questline builds up to, and ends with a raid on Dar'khan inside his undead fortress.>"waah waah waah muh barbies waah waah waah muh sweaty orc muscled cock waaahh"KYS you hipster faggot. Orcs are boring as fuck. Making Orgrimmar the capital of the Horde was a massive mistake. Thunder Bluff has 10.000 times the soul.
>>561956451Dostor...
>>561957063BASED
Need a massive futa to claim my helfie
>>561957842Name and server?
>>561957063>Making Orgrimmar the capital of the Horde was a massive mistake. Thunder Bluff has 10.000 times the soulTRVKE
>>561957063>>561957082>Failed 'men' immediatly mad for being called out
>>561956487>Win 11 with old hardware, a gtx 1600 super, i7 3770k cpu, 16gb ddr3 ramthese are basically my specs, you have a better gpu, and possibly CPU though.>>561956567Everytime I think about upgrading I look at tripple A games and don't bother, don't even look at ram and SSD prices right now either, im only glad I don't actually care.
>orcs and taurens are not failed males btwKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>561956738At what? 240p 10fps?
im such a manly man in real life thats why i have to pretend being an extremely manly man in online video games
Starting turtle wow on ambershire today. I only played casually like 20 years ago so I'm basically a new player.If i reach level 40 as hunter will you guys let me raid with you? Also should i bother with the turtle xp challenge if I don't mind a slower pace or is it too much of a slog
>>561955707Lmao not even troondle, a free for all pirate service avaiable to everyone on the planet wants you around!Get fucked you fucking faggot nigger!KYS
>>561959412We did take a 59 to MC because really why not, it's not like we have a queue of people wanting T1s anymore. But I don't think you can even complete attunement to the core, or enter ZG without beeing 56 or so?If you're new to the game, or effectively new, the thing you're going to hate most about Slow and Steady is that every time you die outside a PvP zone, you loose 5% of your current levels needed EXP (you can't delevel).Dying twice to some bullshit and loosing 30 minutes of ingame leveling progression at 50 can be very demotivating if you're actually new, so I'd say don't.
>>561959815I see, also i think i phrased my first question wrong lemme try again: Do you guys need anymore of a particular class in your guild/raids so i can help you cover it or do i just lick whatever i feel like (hunter for now)
>>561959412>should i bother with the turtle xp challenge if I don't mind a slower pace or is it too much of a slogPost rested XP changes with the most recent patch. I would say no. I feel like it is a slog.>want to do dungeon some idiot gets you killed and deletes your XP>want to quest get unlucky lose XPyou'd have to do a lot of PVP to make up for it and be able to get XP without just hoping you can quest in low level areas, for the extra security although hunters usually are fine punching above their weight, I just hit 35 and I feel like I've hit a brickwall and with mob grinding being so shit on slow and steady i feel like it's not worth whatever these were. (you get 200 shennacoins if you complete slow and steady).
>>561960037Always play what you enjoy first. Guilds always need Shamans, healers and casters but Turtle has custom sized raids so we usually take any anon who wants to join along.
>>561960302Oh yeah you guys didn't play the first christmas when they gave you 50 free shennacoins so you can't even get the free bank or trader companion with just the one S&S character.Makes sense that the actioneer is so much more common.Little wonder thirdies were so mad about 50% rested when they have to level all these alts at even more reduced rates just to get these things for their main lmao.
How many people are still flagged for world PVP on Turtle Wow? Thinking about making a character just for world PVP in Duskwood but if most people don't flag it'd obviously be a waste of time.
>>5619586671080p at 60 fake frames per second thanks to losless scaling (pirated)>>561959441i'll be back
>>561960860I'd say about 1 in 5 has warmode turned on and most of them are very confused when someone actually attacks them.
>>561960037My advice? Play whatever you enjoy the most. We want players who will stick around instead of quit after a couple raids.
>>561960860>How many people are still flagged for world PVP on Turtle WowNot many
I miss northrend.Does anyone play warmane/wotlk pservers
I’m really happy with my character’s gear.Now it’s time to stop raiding again until AQ40 drops.
I hate leveling solo so much aaaI hope i can make it to 60 this time
>>561955707you're not denying it huh thirdiethey caught you lol!
>>561966484what is there to deny? germany is third world now you're right about that lol
>>561967129you got caught doing some shit against the ruleskeep coping bitch nigga
>>561967347i did not, at first i though it was because i traded about 30 gold from my alt to my main which are both on seperate accounts and raised an auto gold spying flag, unchecked by any human interference. this is not against the rules maybe this trade caused the initial suspicioun by their protective bot? I got no reason for my ban until I got the response which I posted here in my appeal on the twow site under my account. another anon wrote it could be because i killed on of the devs buddies in a bg from <who did it> or whatever the dev ingame guild is called and they got mad cuz i styled on them hard.Lilyi the demonology warlock will soon be unrestrained from her shackles
>>561955707>>561967129>germanytl:dr their retarded (((fingerprint))) system just handed out a hardware ban because of your dynamic ip, someone somewhere must've used it for bannable shit and now your isp assigned you that banned ip>>561967347t. bootlicking retard who never heard of false positives
>>561968046yes even here on 4chan i used to get these sudden bans which was funny cuz you can click then on the post for what the previous IP holder got banned for (obviously only text, no pic)on boards i have never visited in my life. I always thought then damn what absolute idiots must live nearby as close as in my mobile cell's range even. but 4chan fixed that somehoe and i almost never get that anymore. it also saves your site settings and such nowadays, so whenever i delete my cookies and all that shit i have to wait for the captcha timer again and on boards with post ids like on biz and pol i keep changing my id within the same thread often
when is it worth doing BGs for EXP?
>>561968330>(obviously only text, no pic)what really I thought they used to provide pics also. did i just head canon that?
>>561971503when you enjoy doing pvp in battlegrounds
>>561971503Level 40 roughly, BG's give a percentage of your XP bar as the award. Not really worth doing below that unless you like getting ganked by 19 and 29 twinks
Interesting trinket from the secret Timbermaw boss
>>561971503Yes it's the fastest way to level after 40+ especially in slow and steady.
>>561955707dudewhy do you sit inside this thread and argue for hoursand hoursand hoursand hourswith fresh off the boat 14-25 year old newfags who only spam their favorite 2016+ buzzwords ad nauseum as if they would cause you physical pain in the real world
>>561971929>29 twinksGod I wish I had that many twinks all wanting my dick
>>561972660guilty people tend to feel the need to argue more, as if convincing random strangers on the internet would helps his case
How do EXP ticks work in BGs? is it timed based? objective based? like you capture a flag? capture a base?
Private servers? You mean ERP hubs?
>>561973034objectives and win/loss
Any fellow Nord twinks around? I run a 39 lock myelf.
>>561973389If I ever see you PvP flagged anywhere on either faction I'm killing your twink ass
>>561973073we also kill dragons
>>561974164You won't see me because world pvp is dead and if you ganked me on a 60, I'd just get on my warrior and roflstomp you. I'm kidding I don't have a naxx+ weapon I hit like a wet noodle
>>561974164I'd rather you meet me on Epsilon if you want my twink ass that badly
What can I do for my guild (Branded)?
Man bg's are such good EXP I'm starting to think they nerfed rested to get more people to PVP.
>horde get balor>alliance get northwindhmm
>>561975098Do horde get their own annoying duck thing?
>>561975098Alliance has a better time in Balor than Horde thoughever
>>561974249Good luck roflstomping me when I instantly bubble hearthstone out after killing you and heroically log off for the foreseeable future.
>>561975197>paladinknew it
New thread>>561975769>>561975769>>561975769
>>561971624whenever i clicked the pics they were deleted>>561972660strange isn't it? i can't access my toon on twow which the last few days i have played multiple hours a day, so what's the second best thing todo? exactly, going to the vg pserver thread and be there multiple hours per day. do you think i have a life? work? children to take care of? I do actually but still you massive FAGGOT I JUST WANNA PLAY TWOW FUCK DAMNED>>561972882i am innocent tho, i don't care about convincing you.
