human edition>Demo DaysNext: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-68Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-67>AGDG Resourceshttps://hackmd.io/SNd2YQugRG-36CLYc8Og2w>Progress Posting Guidehttps://pastebin.com/0xEt5atn>Helpful LinksNew Threads: >>>/vg/agdgArchive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg//agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/>How to WebMhttps://obsproject.comhttps://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter>Previous Thread>>561759797
>>561871971based
>>561871971bump
>>561872293lol
>>561864891>>>/wsg/6116265
Time wasting blogpost follows...Today the clock went forward one hour because of daylight saving time so I had to take it down from the wall and set the correct time. But the nail that held it then fell behind the cabinet so I had to move the full fucking cabinet and get the nail and stick it back into the wall. Then I put the clock back but it fell and its frame got dented in several places. It still works but now it looks wonky. I hate daylight savings time and not being able to count on a day being 24 hours long. It's a pain in the ass for a programmer and for anyone with clocks around the house.Time is foremost on my mind. 158 days left. I made okay progress yesterday and I hope I'll do as well today. My main goal now is for my game to look and play as it should in 58 days. It's going to have very little content, though.
>>561871971blessed
>>561872557y u lol me?
I have a cube moving across the surface of a sphere.>okay, and?This is Godot rendering an entity from a planetary-scale simulation written in C++ solely from data sent over a custom socket connection. Basically, Godot is the client, the sim is the server.This means the architecture is working. It means the game I have envisioned is possible.
>>561873641lore?
>>561873617it's just funny, i thought you were implying agdg was dead by saying bump as humor, i guess not
>>561873721Planetary-scale shipping sim. Think 1:100 scale of Earth. You start as a captain taking odd jobs, earn money to buy ship, start company, buy more ships, automate trading lines, become Maersk. Dynamic world economy with countries having politics and NPC companies and shit. 50+ trade goods, supply chains, player industry, player ship building, ship customization, hiring captains, etc, etc. Entire game is built to be as modular and optimized as possible so that it can run on toasters and be modded easily.Think Starsector/Euro Truck Simulator/Sunless Sea.
My hong kong 97 remake has 5k views and my congolombianitos ad has 7k views on youtube.What does this mean?That I need to optimize a newer channel with SEO properly configured and every video having a thumbnail, bait title and SEO bait for the youtube algo.
>>561871971I find it curious the type of OPs the autist schizo in here gets mad at, if you look at the previous OP it's shitty ms paint art featuring a kid and a black tranny getting married.I think there is something very wrong with you dude, get help.Personally I would take an AI OP over that, I guess you're an unc tranny yourself and AI is triggering you like a libtard.
>>561874494>attention please
>>561874089demoralization attempt:https://store.steampowered.com/app/3393640/TruckerX/but seriously look at Port Royale. the setting is different but the game loop is the same as what you're planning.
Timelapse
I have literally never seen a nortubel progress webm.I used to think it was some inner meme here.
>>561874494its because the vile pedotroon control freak wouldnt see anything wrong with nortushart op since it goons to that on the daily
>>561874748No, no it is not.I want planetary-scale real-time simulation of every entity. I want a UI that looks like System 1 of macOS. I want individual ships rendered and controllable. I want pirates, I want smuggling, I want territorial waters with coast guards. I want countries with ideologies going to war which makes trade routes stop being profitable. I want a living world that doesn't care about the player. I want art with SOVL hence why I'll be throwing money at proper artists. I want music akin to the fidelity of the Sim City 4 soundtrack.I want to sell the game for $8.Also, I have a full-time job and a Claude subscription, so I'm doing all this for my own satisfaction.
>>561875081https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/nortubel%20progress%20project/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdDBQCDEWSimUSIa4rm05Q3rDZVNgalmY
Laptop screen coming tomorrow
>>561871971>>561871104>>561871104>>561871104sir this new thread was made before you didnt have to make a new thread wtf?
>>561875856Fuck off.
If you release a flop you believed in and don't continue to support it after release with more updates aren't you signalling to the rest of the world that you made the game with the intention to flop?
>>561876054? wtf? what did i do? i help agdg and make a new thread and get this reponse?
>>561876112Sometimes you just have to take the L and move on even if you believed in the past.
>>561874276Cris, how can I deal with a frog on my toilet.I'm not a real man, apparently.
an childless indian in his mid 30s made this offtopic e-celeb post in the amateur gamedev general >>561876185but yeah keep telling me that AI is the problem and i shouldnt use it (i am, i will)
>>561876431use a plastic bag.
>>561876546indians are the greatest AI apologists
>>561876601really? ive seen h1b visoids cry that they are no longer needed and will have to go back, but im sure you can pay people to promote anythingregardless i doubt they can afford the frontier models, i pay $200 for claude every month and ive done so since last summer, and its just tax writeoff for me
>>561876054He's right though. We should respect the rules ...Well, I guess I'll just post in both!
>>561876973What game is that?
Working on animations. I'm liking the "bones" (header file) so far.>>561877163>What game is that?The Fantastic Virtual Autism Marquee
what happened to this game?
>>561876570I'm not man enough to grab him with mi hands. I need some black magic to turn him into water.
>>561877456>The Fantastic Virtual Autism MarqueeCan't find it, link
I joined a mental health group irl and everyone's cool
>>561877695use some broom sticks with a bag retard.Imagine being scared of a fucking spider when is like 1% your size.Just scare her with a broom stick until it leaves.
>>561871971progress, finished for the most part the omurice drawingjust tiny details left
>>561877921I think she is stuck. Grabbing with my hand is the only way.
https://forms.gle/x2nRRLdNNUh6T9V6A
>>561876431poke it
>>561877965That's real cool! My only criticism is it looks like it is floating above the food while drawing. Guess its cause the bottle moves under what you draw instead of over it. But thats probably one of the details you are talking about.>>561877706https://youtu.be/HwAPLk_sQ3w?si=nhInbrvmzolUdOZT
>>561876183>? wtf? what did i do? i help agdg and make a new thread and get this reponse?
>>561878430tranny freak
devmusic before these pedotroons>>561878430>>561877907>>561877456>>561876973>>561875807>>561874907posts xir own SHIT taste trashhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjIqbsOzg0Q
>>>/v/735965025>>>/v/735965025>>>/v/735965025early new
>>561878813
>NEETdevs
>>561879738whomst you quoting
>>561873943See>>561875856This is why I bumped, the alternative was a faggoon thread.
>>561879563>>>/v/735965331
>>561879878Stop posting your tranny images Josh
>>561880097
>>561878430awaiting your 'sponse
>>561880491POW
uh oh, meltie
lil 'shua always just wanted friends but instead he gets bullied and raped every time
>>561880709trannies are lower than browns
>>561880839what does that make you then? you keep trying to get along with but instead get bullied and raped by these so called "trannies"
>again the tranny lover freak starts posting his tranniesholy shit dude kill yourself
>>561880709>>561881157>seethes on xitter about thirdies in his country>behaves like one onlineand then he's surprised
>>561881231>>561881157
Nothing wrong with being tranny or brown, I know because I'm both, go back to pol or x shit heads
how is this okay? fuck gabencunt
>>561880491I loved your trailer holy shit. You're fucking IN
>>561881595>>561881595>Nothing wrong with being tranny or brown, I know because I'm bothLMAO
>/v/3 form gets posted >Schizo melts downThat's it. I'm submitting.
>agdg general, its about gamedev>open>its fagoon, v3fags and armamodfag>nobody is posting about gamedev
>>561882092>>561881595samefag
>>561882119>>561877651>>561873641>>561872076i don't see you posting your game, fucking faggot
>>561882131Oof. Try again
>>561882092>>561882292ok but v3 now owns all the rights to your game and trailer and also your trailer has to be exclusive to v3 now and also can you donate? my show isn't recouping all the costs and money i put into it to hire the voice actor, and the various artists i paid to make my show for me!
Haven't vibed a song in awhile, was bored might as well.>>>/wsg/6118993
I'm trying to get an april fool's update down but I'm too bogged down in other things ...I gotta think of more dumb ways to make my game worse that don't take effort
>>561882413What do you think the budget for Betz's show is?
it's overhttps://grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5_152369f1-bd59-41dc-babe-a41f33123f19
why is a nodev in charge of v3?
>>561879332Frosch needs to show you how its donehttps://youtu.be/4M4bkNUI9og?si=eMMbI8OmukMDVBJjhttps://youtu.be/ZrrMlOs-Sw0?si=mnVnTbc-M1cafcqRhttps://youtu.be/H-kA3UtBj4M?si=TRg0DvZLJnMusK9dhttps://youtu.be/R5dphZnPb9A?si=rQEio4MiJkokOaF9https://youtu.be/8hzy6kvwoCo?si=FLXCovMv_h9UnNSMhttps://youtu.be/MjVkNwUU5sk?si=JEYw_0euR5aWp_xJhttps://youtu.be/SJ-aUXmJM8Q?si=7YguqhQXYE7sHwmp>>561882496>April foolsThat reminds me. /gedg/ anniversary is coming up.
>>561882606he probably puts his HRT purchases on there for tax reasons
>>561882425Kino as always. I'm rooting for all sirs in this thread to be redeemed.
>>561882779all trash apart from the marvin gaye and psycho pass opening
>>561882826funnily enough I also caught my first ban in over a year making fun of indians; https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/561384624/#q561451945I wonder if our janny is from uttar pradesh
>>561883082lots of troons in india you know...
/gedg/ is 3 years old!!!!>>>/g/108472901HAHAHA and some of you kept saying over and over that it wouldn't last. But we're still here. I'll never forget all those snide little bitchy comments mocking the dream.>>561882907holy shit taste. That Barry White song slaps hard
I can't stay silent anymore.I received a DM last week from Betz trying to strongarm me into paying $50 to enter /v/3 otherwise he'd "blacklist me from /agdg/" as he "has control over the community now". I know that several other past participants have received the DM and we're planning a lawsuit for extortion. I'd post my game but it's evident that he's here in the thread and I don't want to risk the one way we have to take this guy down.If you want to help us, make sure this post is the most (you)d in the thread to stand in solidarity with us.
>>561883197>holy shit taste. That Barry White song slaps hard>>561883215lel
>>561883215fuck betz if true
>>561883351it's not true obviosuly, it's betz posting that, because of this post>>561882413
>>561883464Source?
>>561883598>Source?
>>561883629Oh so you're just taking out your ass.
Thoughts on the news?
>>561883914it's coarse, rough and it gets everywhere
>>561883815hello betz
I can't
>>561883815are you actually a moron?
>>561882826>Kino as always.Thanks.
Reminder that if you want a truly popular game that endures, you need to make a cast, artstyle, and story that actually sticks with people
why are nodev troons so opinionated?
>>561885936this
>>561885394>make a castBut I am already Brahmin sir
waiting for the Claude tokens to reset
>>561886151b-but think of all the thirsty africans
can there be evolution without high expectations?
>>561885394Schedule 1 doesn't have any of that
At least this works.IDK what the fuck I should do next.
>>561886569Hitboxes and hurtboxes
Been thinking you don't need years to make a game like balatro or Vampire survivors, even if you make it using a library.I mean, they used to code a game like ET in like a month, using ASM.Today tools are much faster and easier to make assets and code.Shouldn't take more than 1-2 months to finish a game.
>>561886735>Shouldn't take more than 1-2 months to finish a game.says you cris you fucking retard
>hindujeets literally have to wait for a weekly reset to devif you're poor don't use AI, prangsjeep
>>561886627Anon I already have those
>>561886569colors and textures, i'm tired of looking at your grey videos
>>561886883Does your combat work in a basic sense then? You should post some of that. It’s looking good so far.
>>561887029let's see your game
i think games have many factors why people play them and usually it requires a combination of a bunch of those factors to keep people hooked.goals, beauty, challenge, creativity, socializing, adventure, solving, strategizing, story etc. etc.if you'd make a game where the point is to just take a walk and it's a beautiful world, there are even people who'd "play" that.if you have a game with only story, there's people who'd play that.also "good game" is a kinda useless term. who defines what is "good"? if majority of people like cigarettes, does that mean cigarettes are "good"?if you aim for "popular" you probably always have to tune into primal instincts. e.g. music does that with sex and crime and social status.but it's kinda the same in games. let the player gain wealth, power, status etc. and they are hooked. at least the male audience.but ofc people have options, so you need to make an "i am strong, rich and have sex" simulator that also looks good, plays well, has content, has some challenges etc.
>>561887059please
>>561887029IDK if that's even a good idea. I need to get everything mechanically working and solid before I even consider doing anything like that.
>>561887160
>>561883197>/gedg/ is 3 years old!!!!awesome! I've been lurking gedg for a couple of days, from now on I'll be making new threads if nobody else does before the thread dies >>561882425>this is my redemption arcso true!
>>561887280yeah i get it you are here to tranny posting and not to talk about gamedev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpevyPrwIioGamedev music, boys
>>561886735>Shouldn't take more than 1-2 months to finish a game.
>>561887367i can smell you from here
i think the secret to success it becoming more dependent. if you think about it, everybody who wants to be independent becomes some sort of stinky poorfag hobo.you gotta depend on engine, plugins, assets, tutorials, ai etc. etc. - whatever tools you can use.that's what human evolution is all about, advancement through tools.i think it started with the matrix and people starting to question the dependency on machines. but seriously man, it's just romanticized. doing stuff without tools is just shit. it's like those people who think african tribes live a good life. i bet me sitting in my bed eating cake and watching a movie is a better time than any of those tribes people ever had. actually once they are exposed to our life they instantly get jealous.
>>561887653This is not your personal diary, post game or stfu
>>561887986>reddit tranny having a meltdown that she can't moderate and downvote on 4chan
>>561886569I think I'm just gonna polish the cameras
>>561888237>SheUh oh, remember that when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you anon
>>561888750i'm gonna share my thoughts on gamedev if you like it or not reddit tranny
insane how current state of these threads is because of one guy now and to add insult to injury he showed up just around the time the lizard guy finally fucked off. Too bad I'm too mentally ill myself to take the hint and finally leave
>>561887465https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVfKyWmrQZQ
>>561871104>>561871104>>561871104how many posts until we move to this thread? i dont remember whats the number, 650? (counting gang violence)
>>561888821all i did was post game
>>561888820Go share them somewhere else pls
some of you need to understand what "causality" is and also stop being control freaks over a hobby gamedev thread on 4channel
>>561889574>ciaslop wins gotywow
>>561889448i will. you are right. bye. have fun alone in this thread.
this jobby aint for the weak ill tell you that
>>561890020And yet AAA dev games are piles of shit with gold dust
>>561890020Skill issue.
>>561889884You know damn well that's a lie, you ain't going anywhere
>>561890237would be funnier if he was holding a small cake tbf
>>561890020sweet bro hella jeff
>>561890440
update on >>561775950this guy netted me like 9 sales after however much he spent to get a million botted views.... this is probably the only scenario where the dev makes more money than the million views youtuber>>561871971nice op image
>>561890674now have him balancing the cake on his head while rubbing his stomach and most of the cakes are just empty plates, titled /agdg/
>>561890674kek
should run completely in the browser now too using html5
>>561890674released the same day as cakestworough
>>561890440He's just like me fr.
god this is so fucking difficult. i have two game ideas and i can't decide which one to do
>>561889717>ciaslop>rated 18+>unlike actual games giving gambling addiction to kidsnice cope
mostly works, obviously will just need minimal backend changes for hosting/joining but i think it's better than distributing an .exe, a website is way easier to get players
>>561891968I'll decide for you, what you have in mind?
>>561892681...forgot video
>>561892721no i have to figure this out myself. i just wanted to vomit out some of the frustration i feel onto the web
what are my chances of earning $50k with a shmup?
>>561893321in what time frame? i'd say 3%
>>56189332150%
I like fagoon more than the bochi spammer(s). There I said it.
>>561893679true
>>561893321true shmup, shmup + something or shmup-adjacent?Earthion netted 136k and it had Yuzo Koshiro and a Sega Genesis release.so I'd say true shmup = pretty slim.
Is this the truedev thread?
>>561893816shmput + davethediverlike for the non-shmup sections.
if my game flops then i will simply shoot myself in the head with my dad's hunting rifle, you?
>>561894508lol retard
>>561894508you could just do it in advance and save yourself the trouble of making a game
>>561894508it's quite endearing how silly you are but I can see that you're a young man that's hurting inside, if you may grow up to see the light you'll realize there's always tommorow and ways to fix things
>>561894152is there a market for davethediverlikes?is there an overlap between shmup and dave the diver audiences?i've never played dave the diver but it could increase your chances. tho if i were you and had the shmup constraint i'd either throw it together with rogueslop or incrementalslop.
https://x.com/k1rallik/status/2037868113480319321
>>561895204this guy gets assraped by chinks
>>561893570What are the chances of making 5k with a tower defense?
>>561895204all that money but still no girlfriend/wife.he's just like me but with 10 billion dollars.
>>561894508If it flops?Well, I'd be pretty upset but mainly because it means that I didn't advertise enough
What are some examples of games actually made in <3 months (hell, I'll even take <6) that are successful?Need to know what to aim for scope-wise.
>>561895492he has a large collection of priceless rocks
>>561895204kys aishitter
>>5618933213% / year
>>561895612every solo indie success is an outlier.every one of those that was made in a very short time is an outlier among outliers. don't use outliers to base your predictions on.
>>561895204Wow its literally fucking NOTHING.
>>561895405again, what time frame? and i'd say about 30% if you cry on camera with your wife 100%
>>561895798I'd like to see examples of what solo or small team devs can do in short time frames as inspiration, stop crabbing
My wrists piss me off with how shaky they are at art
>>561895937kek
>>561896056Same man. I used to be good at drawing too.
I am going to personally boil a crab alive
Just woke up from a drean where my sister accidentally deleted all of my dev files from my computer.
>another meltie
>>561896189Like, they just don't stop shaking
>>561896390was bound to happen nobody replied to any of his million of progress shitposts he been spamming
>>561896390>>561896525>IT'S ALL JOSHIE!!!!
>someone paid 10 bucks to spam gore in agdg
>>561896449When'd it start for you? Always been like that?Mine started after I dislocated my wrist a few years ago.
>>561896449MS?
>>561896632Yeah, it is.
>>561896050Flappy Bird, $50k/daythere's your inspiration, good luck
>>561896924Similar issue. I broke my left wrist a tad, and now they're really shaky
>>561897178>Yeah, it is.
>>561896364you know your hard drive can fail? you should have backups.
>>561895612baldi's basics was made in, what, 3 days or so?
>>561874907I prefer the before version.More detail != better art
>>561897348I do in another hard drive and in my laptop, I guess I forgot about it in my dream.Anyways time to dev.
sex
Betz, make a thread on /v/. I'm sick of hanging out in the looney bin. We're better then this.
Honestly, I think my game is doomed to flop not because of the game itself but because of me.I refuse to put myself out there at all, online or IRL.I genuinely have a panic attack at the idea of sharing my stuff on anything that isn't anonymous
>>561897978lol tranny
Kino autistic ranthttps://youtu.be/Yfm2l8sI6SI
>>561896364H-how old is she?
>>561895612talking about agdgyomi hustle was made in around 6 months methinkssnkrx 6 monthsvagante was 1 year-ish?into the necrovale 1 yearish also.flyknight and automon also had pretty short dev cycles iirc but unsure how shortuuuh thats it?i mean most of us never made it soalso plenty of multi year projects and multi year flopspanic floor marmoreal genokidsmarmo took 10 yearsdid bokube beat it yet?
Is 2 years for an expansive game with a lot of content a reasonable time?
i think it might be over for us....
>>561897001>>561896924I mean look at this trash. This is the shakiest shit I've ever seen in my life.THAT is how bad my art is.
>>561898364how can you listen to this fat ugly retard without getting annoyed?
>>561898364goddamn what's his problem? people like him is exactly why tobby has an autistic following
>>561899178turn on or increase brush smoothing/interpolation then it's a feature in literally every single drawing program except maybe ms paint
>>561899221i had to google who the fuck tobby is but if its the undertale guy he's basically the facebook of gay games, homos and brainwashed neurodivergent teenagers literally had no games before undertale, his competition was fucking gone home
>>561899310Anon, I USE MS Paint because I literally own nothing else
>>561899178also take multivitamins maybe you have a bad diet and don't get all the minerals you need>>561899380undertale is overly hated. it's certaintly not amazing like the sperg fans tell you but it has charming characters and decent music. i think everhood is a much better gay emotional music game even though it's clearly a undertale ripoff
>>561899380I know but who fucking cares, why is this fat retard from the video obsessing with the fact that king faggot is king faggot?
>>561899495why? krita is free and a trillion times better
>>561899596I have a really weird diet.Half of my diet consist of garbage, the other half consists of healthy fruits and veggies like grapes (My favorite are the green ones when they're crisp) apples, celery, and oranges Also I lift, and generally keep my weight below 190 lbs.I also do take vitamins.I think it also might be a result of my use of a mouse
>>561899686I enjoy his passion. And honestly, it's heart warming to see old school internet nerds that haven't trooned out yet.
>>561899873cris youre just ragebaiting at this point
>>561899596>Just "Decent" musicBitch I'm not even the biggest UT fan but the OST is greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W6_6WHBm1QI still groove to this shit
>>561899873Incredible. You've actually designed a character even worse than the floating torso one.
Trade>You make no money from your game and never canBUT>It becomes universally beloved
>>561898071really rich coming from a guy who's one step beneath all of the pokemon romhack trannies on the gamedev totem pole.
>>561899947Where the fuck did that come from KEKKYPOW
who was in the wrong here?
>>561900426Joey
maybe having agdg on r9k is the only fix
>maybe having agdg on r9k is the only fix
https://vocaroo.com/1apSRXFOQbx6made a soundtrack for my game(s)
>>561898459
>>561900252where does your game fit?
>>561899873so he has two dicks that are also girls?I see this all the time but I'm surprised seeing it drawn by cris
>>561901170POW
>>561900912Cool
>>561901170The only remaining red cell in the matrix is now repo-owned: >>561901394
>>561900023you're right, decent sounds like it's bad. it's got a lot of amazing music but it also has a lot of real stinkers in the ost. i mean i guess most games do it's difficult to get every track right. everhood is pretty good toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdTGhv68zDQ
>>561901804Neat
>>561900550The gamedev junkie discord is good
>>561902395Probably just large game codebases, big boy stuff. You know. You probably wouldnt understand.
>>561901774word salad
joshua turn off your AI auto reply bot
>>561902582Yeah it is really kinda terrible. And strange and sad to see so many people enjoying it and hypothesizing about how it ended up in there.
>>561902582>>561896632
>>561901804>>561900023Both r garbage. Now this is peakhttps://youtu.be/ZuuvgY1CB-g?si=HphONk9wG82-7T8yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M
>>561902761josh we know you convinced umpf to do the needful in an
>>561902839Both are true
some of you need to calm down
>>561903016fuck off
>>561903016dunno who is the whore on the left, but isnt the guy on the right some lunatic who believes in magic to degeat ai?
>>561903081theraped.png
>>561903238kek
>>561903238i cant see the image
>>561903124>who believes in make believe magic to defeat make believe magicsounds based ngl
>>561903370take your meds
joshy I got your crate meal, open wide
>>561903124>lunatic who believes in magic>guy works in a pretzel shop and wifes a girl who's willing to wage for him>makes a harvest moon clone>gets probably $300m for it>is not supposed to believe in magic
>>561903740>If you make big bucks everything you believe in is realInteresting take
>>561901170higher than yours. you're the type of person who needs to read instructions to assemble a lunchables lunch, and after its all said and done you'd tell everyone your a michelin star chef.
>>561903841ask any self made person what they did differently
>>561903725NTA but I just realized I haven't eaten anything all day
>>561903725i don't get it
>>561903953>higher than yourslet's see it lmao
>it works
>>561904164i don't owe you anything
>>561904497LMAO
>>561904205
>>561904164fygoon-codedenjoy becoming yet another lolcow without any lols involved.
>>561904567i wanna milk joshua
>>561904497>>561904567quite funny to see that post game doesn't work when you know it's a lolcow asking it, probably the idiots posting post game were all just joshuas but now it's just become apparent
>average loli hater: has to vibecode to clone a pixelshart game>average loli dev: can make a full 3d game all by himself
>>561904567none of you seething faggots are even trying to make a game
>>561903016>body close to her>confident smile>unique hand posture>makes himself bigger>>body avoiding her>shy>classic thumbs up>makes him smallerI don't blame him
>>561904757I have one, and no I'm not posting it for you.
can you stop your jewish mind tricks and demoralization tactics
>>561904820I was about to say the one in your pic is cuter till I saw those legs, what the fuck
The average progress post amount per thread is 2 to 6. It used to be around 100 just 4 years ago.
>>561904741
>>561904851>I have one, and no I'm not posting it for you.lol no you don't lying little queer
>>561904937*punches you* You let fagoon, josh, bochispammer or other lower lifeforms infestate this place while I was away, it is your fault *shoves you* *walks away*
>>561904948Uhhmm I actually do sweaty, you are the one coping
>>561904741joshua sisters our response?
>>561905105you don't have a game :)
*walks into thread**starts crying when i see everyone fighting and being mean*
>>561905185Not only do I have one, I'm making another
>>561905271you don't have a game :)
>>561905307Yes I do
>>561904757neither are you, mr modder.you do it for free.
>>561905358https://github.com/zakanater19/godotroguetown/tree/main
>>561905468games can't be open source
>>561905468>my game>its just another persons game passed as his own on another enginetranny behavior
>>561905656https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=ss13+curse
Should I force myself to work on my game even if I don't feel like it? Or should I take a few days off until I actually want to work again?
>>561905746>The "SS13 Curse" is a long-standing community belief that any attempt to remake or create a modern sequel to Space Station 13 (a complex 2D multiplayer game) will inevitably fail, die, or never reach completion.grim...
>>561905468not sure what that is, but it's not a game.
>>561905513>>561906015lol retard
>>561904741Lolidevs dev through love, loli haters dev through spite which will never amount to anything meaningful.
>>561905773I dont know
Is it happening guys?
>>561906150fuck this guy
how do we save /agdg/
>>561906251sorry for raping you t. betz
>>561906346not accepted, fuck you
>>561904741I'm not a lolidev but I kneel how they effortlessly mog some anons here, what is their secret?>>561904558sakura...>>561904942arisu...>>561904930some girls are autistic enough to not shave their legs, if their genetics are bad enough, they end up looking more masculine than some men
>>561906674ahem... pdf
>>561906812thank you, thank you
>>561906432>not accepted, fuck you
>>561907181yeah i hope you and the tattle tale if he even existed both die a violent death
Is the steam tagging system down?
>>561907250>yeah i hope you and the tattle tale if he even existed both die a violent deathAlso not your thread enemy but I find it funny you got raped this bad.
somehow arma 3 dev comes off as more of a tranny than the bochi posters. I wouldn't have thought that as possible a few years ago, but here we are. Well done, if that was your intention.
>>561907598>>561907646actually i think betz is just weak not malicious, whatever, guys house looks nice though
>>561907936Why don't you enlighten us
>>561907936>guys house looks nice though
>>561907646true, he got so mindbroken by being called a nodev modder so he told some ai to clone some shitty game to call himself a yesdevonce a nodev, always a nodev
>>561906674>pedotroon and eceleb worshipperzamn, fygoon was right that a small group of people in here are responsible for the majority of the worst posts
>>561907936>guys house looks nice thoughdo you think thats supposed to sound creepy, threatening, or cool in year of our lord 2000+26?what are you gonna do when you say that about someone who can actually find you?
>>561903841>>561903991whether it comes from religious belief, magical thinking, massive ego, predestination, nihilism, etc.... the delusional always outperform the rational.
>>561908342pedodevs make the best posts here, everyone else is too unhinged and full of hatejust look at the posts above
>>561908432have you seen the guy xD
>>561907936DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. HOLY HAPPENING.
>>561908512not really a happening the guy has his real name on his comics he even tells you his location
>>561908485no, i'm not a homosexual tranny like yourself.>xD
>>561908485Have (you)? Isn't he in is mid 50s per the aggycord?
THIS IS MY REDEMPTION ARC
>>561908467no i disagree, its more like an egg or chicken situation you also contribute to the shittiness of the thread and making it less gamedev related, if you dont that you dont get to choose which schizos will make a nest here
>>561908689Where's his location then? Give him a taste of his own medicine or you're an actual faggot. This is your chance to turn it around.
>>561908689>not a real game dev>not even a real stalkergrim.
>>561908827nah
>>561908860eh the trip was not a secure trip
>>561908465*points at cris*
>>561908951Holy shit what a faggot. Any hope I had or any belief I had in what you said is absolutely gone now. I thought you were supposed to be one of us not one of them. Actually a LARP.
>>561909075
>>561909027*pokes at cris*
>>561909145GIGA HAPPENING
>>561909027somewhere out there is a chris, chris is just as stupid as cris but without his delusioncris outperforms chris every time because chris gives up every time because he recognizes how dumb he is.
>>561909221he aint gonna do shit
I love how nodevs trash talk me, but they can't do 1% of what I post on agdg.lmao.Also, I love gamedev, is great.
Steam tagging is working again. I hope the changes will be beneficial.
>>561909221Cyber bullies have no dominion over me. You guys need to learn that.
>>561909442https://youtu.be/6jQkxsEbnS4?si=JwBn2vn_cYTBfFIK
>>561909287teach me how 2 become delusional googsi've been trying recently but i find it too hardhow can one hope when there is nothing to hope for
wait joshua loves fygoon but betz is fygoon? im lost
want to share my progress but dont want my concept stolen...
>>561909728no fygoon and betz are not the same person
>>561908342
>>561909753gemini get on it mind read this sucker his game idea and vibe it for me
>>561909790Are you going to post more?
>>561909641fygoon became that which he hates, a twitter devhe keeps posting footage of his game in hopes of getting attention with no plans to ever finish anything with the only difference being that he does it on 4chan instead of twitter
What is there to be gained from fighting the /v/3 guy? Schizos should target Clemmy instead for all the indie money he takes.
>>561909887no i was butthurt for being banned from the cord for no reason and also all the goading posts in the thread, but he's not mean spirited just buckbroken by whatever head troon is in his discord, truly pathetic
if a major part of my game is fluid simulation, what FPS target should i aim for? my prototype has 600 fps but i have a good card, how do you budget for the future and ensure you are not investing in a system that will gate a large amount of users?
>i was butthurt for being banned from the cord
>>561910085PUSSY BEHAVIOR. ABSOLUTE PUSSY BEHAVIOR. If you can't follow through you're more of a tranny than he is.
>>561910085>truly patheticI'm sure you know all about being pathetic.
>>561910202>>561910209>>561910254
All the named schizos of the thread are actually the same guy or maybe 2 at best.
>>561910085>by whatever head troonYou realize everyone in there is subject to Betz's whims right? It's more than likely he just made the story up so you wouldn't get ass mad but banned you for your incessant posts against him and his show.
>>561910317seethe and dilate, tranny nodev.
>>561910380>for your incessant posts against him and his showliterally never made any
>cris: the OG>fygoon: american cris>joshua: british cris
>>561910380also i'm like 85% sure some troon has blackmail material on him to control the 4chan game dev thread through his discord because these troons are really that jaded and bitter, and he seems like the type to cave
>>561910491>literally never made anyok, enough about your game dev career.
>>561903740>pretending his girlfriend had any part in that without mentioning his deep state father and microsoft bankrolling the entire game
>>561910085>no i was butthurt for being banned from the cord for no reasonI also got banned from discord but I'm not sitting here like a bitch crying about it, holy shit. I never got the whole discord thing anyways because I just posted in the threads but you or whoever keeps bringing that shit over here.
>>561910739i have been thread posting for months, this all happened like a few days ago because i decided to join it
a pokemonlike where you collect and battle different cris-es
>>561910516bocciposters: literal toddlercon niggers whom i stomp my with boot
>>561910634You have his address now. You could be the one blackmailing him and become the most powerful person in /agdg/. Think of it Josh.
>>561910780werent you the one who spammed neovaginas in a v3 thread on v a while ago?
>>561909671just remember that lottery winners exist even though their entire existence is an act of irrational delusion that no rational person would ever bet on..... betting on yourself is much much much better odds because unlike gambling on randomness, the more you believe in yourself, the more you work and grow and so the better your odds become.
>>561910917no i already said i posted it a few times because it was funny and still is, and someone else ran with it
>>561910953of course there's no evidence of this
>>561910913>he expects someone who cant clone a pixelshart game without the help of ai to do that
>>561911027>imagine admitting to the fact that you have tranny porn saved on your PCcouldn't be me.
>>561911027Sure bud. Anyone can turn a trip off. Why should we believe you? Are you the last true and honest person on the internet? You can't even stalk correctly.
>>561911084why would anyone ever learn to program now
is this thread literally all bots? is every single one of you an ai built to shitpost and do this inane drama? i don't believe you are real people sitting down and doing this
>>561911190to be able to do more than clone a pixelshart game I guess
>>561910739>>561910780why do people always powertrip when they make a discord for a community they didnt even build? thats so weird to ban people like that unless you were being an absolute piece of shit constantly but i'd kick first as a warning
>>561911193nodevs like arma 3 dev will do anything but make a game.
>>561911065name a single successful person who isn't a delusional freak
too much drama, where games?
>>561911289did literally nothing in the discord btw
>>561911289Put your trip back on Josh
>>561911289the discord / reddit mod meme isn't a meme for no reason
>>561910953this is actually helpful. thank you.
>>561911375>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO LET ME IN DESPITE BEING A FAGGOT IN THE THREADS!!!you dont make the rules bucko
>>561911289NTA, but he kept spamming war videos and refusing to put them in the appropriate channel after being asked by Betz several times, got kicked, joined back, Betz DM'd him per a message in the intro channel, and then he was gone.
anyone here familiar with Trenchbroom? I'm confident with blender, but level creation is where it starts to fall apart. I'd much prefer a more intuitive BSP / CSG approach all I'd want to use Trench for atm is creating the level layouts and texturing, then adding extra detail in blender with props and more precise mesh manipulation is there a simple way to export the mesh and all the textures into blender? I think Quake requires a ceiling / sky to be sealed, not sure how it'd work pic related, building over a top-down map view of the first level from Blood for a small project, it's fucking painful
where are the bokudevs?
>>561911583>refusing to put them in the appropriate channel after being asked by Betz several timesthis never happened>got kicked, joined backalso never happened
>>561911707if your such an expert about discord drama how come your always getting banned?
man joshua is truly patheticliterally only came here to shit on the thread, hes not interested in making games at all
>>561911707Verifiably untrue
>>561911763too based
>>561911881>too basedmaybe on opposite day. your behavior here is anything but based. it's interesting to me how lolcows such as yourself always see themselves in a positive light. peculiar.
>>561911873so this was after getting kicked out of nowhere, where's the other message, the warning, you won't/can't post it because it was out of nowhere, and now yes i do remember rejoining but i was pretty drunk at this time
>>561912143>and now yes i do remember rejoining but i was pretty drunk at this timeretard
>>561912226ok but everything else is just lies from you, wow i rejoined after getting kicked out of nowhere, im btfo
>>561912143seek therapy loser.
fygoon :)
post progress
>>561912375>getting drunk every once in awhile>loser
>Betz seethes at OSH>Betz seethes at Fygoon>now Betz seethes at JoshuaSomehow I'm supposed to believe that anyone but him is the issue?
>>561912501getting drunk alone is what makes you a loser.
>>561912501>getting drunk by myself means I'm not a loser guysliterally loser behavior
>>561912501yes getting drunk at home is loser behavior
Actual damage control from 'shua in real time holy shit KEKKYPOW
>>561912548>>561912576>>561912576>>561912582nuh uh
>>561912528>osh kneeled before betz and changed his characters designbetz won and knows better that you
>>561912724Sure thing wannabe e-celeb nodev Eldon Betz.
>>561912819kek meltie
>>561912654you're right. now that i think about it, getting drunk alone and shitposting is what winners do.
>>561912905do i need to post every time the timelimit runs out or will you still say im posting by mobile fucking retard
>>561913063fucking loser dont reply to me
Progress:Apparently I'm becoming schizophrenic. My mom came home from work and said that that frog stuck in my toiled I was asking for help about was actually just some shit/pee stain.
>>561913001https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCwZzk91hF4>>561913141:)
joshua should serve as a warning to fygoonthats how hes gonna end up if he continues wasting his youth shitposting here
>>561911335It's post hoc reasoning, if there was something other than delusion itself it would present itself as some consistent factor across multiple individuals that could be emulated by lesser people. Unless of course that there are much greater factors outside of their control that played almost all of the part in their success and that just because you wake up at 5am and dunk your face in ice water it doesn't mean you will make any amount of money.
Josh if I wanted to mail a letter to Betz where should I send it to?
>>561911612trenchbroom has obj export
How the FUCK did Betz manage to mindbrake this many schizos? All he does is host a small internet event.
>>561913430bro the guys full name has already been posted in this thread and his comic book site says he lives in new york state, it's like one google search away
>>561913564It keeps showing that he lives in Idaho. I was hoping you'd be able to clarify since you already did the work. :)
Not sure why y'all are bashing Joshua like this. He's cool, you simply cannot fathom that someone on the internet does not buy into your troon bullshit.
im starting to think this thread isn't about developing games at all
I'm build a dynamic, data-based automatic UI layout system. I don't need it, but I just feel like doing it
>>561914084Wait until the next one and it'll go back to normal as long as Shua doesn't post. It's late in the night in the UK it'll die down soon.
>>561914172hue
>>561914063you can hate trannies and not be a faggot who makes it his whole personality to the point of accusing everyone of being one
timmy's engine crashed on reloading lights again
>>561913972i was thinking of hiring a PI lol
>>561914242shifting the blame, are we? typical tranny behavior.
I feel bad for my Euro bros who have no choice but to tolerate Joshua.
>>561914419I'm sure you can afford it with all of the money you make as an arma 3 modder
>>561914453accused me of being a tranny wow what a surprise i didnt see that coming at all...
>>561914419To investigate... What... Exactly...?
>>561914489I'm EU and I like him, sure he's a little unhinged at times and I'm not a fan of his gratuituous racism (for Indians or Jews okay yeah I get it because of what they are doing nowadays) and gore spam if he's the one behind that but he makes the pedophiles upset and that already puts him above the average poster alone. Would I be friend with him? No, he's too much of a chud.
>>561912143Why do you want to be on a trooncord of people who hate you this much? Getting shitty drunk modding videogames and fighting with troons online, you really are a fucking loser lmao
>>561914738i don't think i had a single argument in there just got banned out of nowhere
>>561914786Yeah and you 100% DIDN'T rejoin!......Oh wait you did.
who's breanna anyway
>>561914690why do most people here say the schizos who keep getting upset by pedodevs are the ones who actually make pedodevs upset? the schizos keep making posts crying and calling everyone who they disagree with pedos while the pedodevs just ignore it and keep making progress
>>561914419A PI should dispose of the million subscriber ecelebs to cause real after effects on the indie scene. v3 is just one guy who caps out at 5000 views.
>>561914738Shut the fuck up tranny, he's a winner in my book. That book's title? Every Day is Opposite Day.
>>561914965Who is she Josh??
>>561914974The lolidevs truly won in the end, they are the main source of butthurt in this thread with Betz being the second.
>>561915262It's just Kanna bro
>>561915146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiK-UQDK-M0
>>561915146https://youtu.be/BQCJBV04g8k?si=-7DC7-YUS3Pk5rbF&t=14
>>561913414you typed alot but all you needed was a single success not as the result of a delusional freak....i accept your concession that delusion is a dominant strategy.
Why is Josh posting YouTube video links
im tired of these random nigger schizos that don't have a game and come and shit up the thread every single month. cris is iconic, fygoon was at least cartoony and fresh, but then there's a gazillion other schizos that are just boring and uninteresting and keep shitting up the thread with their mindless babble. it feels like there comes a new one every 2 or 3 months.
>>561916570Sadly the second one isn't true and is just a myth. Joshua was always meant to do what was shown. Someone did a video where they went back ot the earliest findable gameplay and confirmed this wasn't a moment left in, but went as intended
Also if Betz is so "mindbroken" because he's blackmailed by a tranny, why waste the mental effort? Go after the real tranny.
>>561916725betz has mpd, the tranny is himself
>>561916564it's his wife, they moved recently
>>561916830To where?
>>561916860schenectady
https://x.com/i/trending/2038032569623527917timmy is a good guy compared to gabencunt
>Betz is gonna get doxxed because he hit a ban button on discordWhat a world.
>>561917313how is this any different than ever before? you always had lunatics who didn't like getting banned so they resorted to insane practices like ddosing, doxing and other shit
>>561917205timmy sucks chinese cocks
>filtered81 matches>hidden recursively96 matches
>>561917313>>561917430i'm pretty sure it was betz who posted my dox image here actually, i saved it
>>561917527Evidence? Or is this just because you're on an anti-Betz tirade right now?
>>561917642dilate
What is with all the spam? This place has really fallen from when I first started posting here.
>>561917313Deserved. Ban-happy retards deserve the rope.
>>561917820you invited fygoon here i will never forgive you, you started this
say what you will about fygoon, at least he posted progress.
>>561917898Invited is such a strong word. He was already here I just encouraged him to post more of his progress.
I just got the idea of a game where you craft sauces to sell to hipsters.
>>561916830>betz has a wife>meanwhile joshua is a shutin loser who gets drunk and shitposts by himselfgrim...
>>561918420i agree he is life mogging me
>>561918490And that makes you want to doxx him? You could literally flip the script by just releasing a game.
>>561918574joshua is low IQ its over
>>561918420>betz has a wifegay and cuck pilled>joshua is a shutin who gets drunk and shitpostsbased beyond belief'Shua is free, betz is a slave. witch would you rather be?
>>561918574
>>561918671Both are NGMI so let's talk about Kanna who has a chance at making it
>>561918917>so let's talk about KannaPlease don't.
>>561918903>Gets banned from a tranny cord>Wants to prove himself a bigger tranny by breaking UK law
Is marmo still alive?
>>561919142>breaking UK law>public information
>>561918903Whoever this guy is on the right has committed far worse offenses than v3 has by never playing indie games and only talking about mainstream corposlop. Think on that.
>>561919259I believe there could be a case for e-stalking, Josh. I'd tone it back if I were you.
>>561919369lol fuck off betz you limp wristed cunt
>>561917205
>>561919406Not Betz, but I don't want to see you (an aspiring yesdev) get in IRL trouble.
>>561919519can i FOIA betz crying to 911?
>>561919519>an aspiring yesdevhe literally cannot anything done unless an AI handholds him, he's a crislike
>>561919723AI is the future of programming and basically everything on the internet soon, then the physical world
>he fell for the snake oil AI marketing schemes
>>561919919you're retarded
>>561920019>says the crislike
>>561919815for someone who claims to hate trannies you sure sound like one.does using AI make you feel euphoric? Does it provide you with the game dev affirming care you so desperately need?
>>561896056I drew a birthday card for my mom a few weeks ago. I had that exact same thought. I actually had to take a break because I wasn't about to do smooth lines anymore.
>>561920072>>561920093post your games
>>561920216https://ca3gamedev.itch.io/kaliina-final-version
>>561920374and you're mocking my game?
>>561896056>>561920184you're not supposed to draw with your wrists and you're not supposed to draw with small/slow motions either
>>561920216there's no reason to and you just don't get it do you? it's like beating up some disabled kid, there's no point but you wouldn't get it because you're mentally ill for some reason, britain should lock you up. we're not going to post our games and you WILL keep replying to us because you're so starved for attention
>>561920440>and you're mocking my game?
What is this garbage thread.Thankfully the weekend is ending so you retards can go back to wageslaving instead of shitting up the thread. Fucking hell.
>>561920536bad news...
Joshua thanks for trying to doxx Betz. Now I have the perfect excuse to avoid sharing my game with you when you ask me to post my game.
>>561920684you never had a game to begin with
>>561920756>you never had a game to begin with
>>561920684also lol trying go ask him to read the thread
I need to do some weight painting and I'm running out of other tasks I can do to procrastinate
Gamedev now?
>>561922204yes i just changed joshua his diaper read him his fav aggy bedtime story and put him to bed
>>561922204yes please.
>>561922351
>>561922401Thought that was a nuke (deserved)
>>561922351What's the Aggy story? Can you read it to the thread?
Can someone give me a rundown on who joshua is and who betz is? are they gay lovers?
>>561922895betz is a bully and a rapistlil 'shua enjoys being bullied and raped
>>561919449Can't get better from terminal cancer tbf
>>561922895it's actually really gay and petty
>>561922831it's the 60-80 copypastaJOSHYOSHY
>>561923169>oh you have cancer?>you're fired!>*sigh* the tabloids have been breathing down my neck about this>I'm compelled to give you life insurance so your wife gets a little something as soon as you kick the bucket>now scram
>>561922895They're not real. It's all in your head. You're completely insane. This is what amateur game development does to you. Get out before it's too late!
>>561919449meanwhilehttps://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/a-programmer-with-terminal-brain-cancer-was-caught-in-epics-mass-layoff-but-ceo-tim-sweeney-says-the-studio-will-solve-the-insurance-for-them/
>>561923591Not pay for treatment, just solve the medical insurance for them lmao. Also in 2004 Valve was in the middle of a legal battle and they were struggling with the launch of Half Life 2 and Steam which was barely functional at the time. Gabe really is just that guy
>>561923931dont talk like he was being generous while struggling.... he and his partners were already filthy rich from their Microsoft stock
>>561924351thanks tencent
>>561924764>simping and playing defense force for billionairescringei can see why you're hated around here
>>561925060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF81Xg5tdVQ
>>561924351Valve was profiting $55m that year, using 7x multiplier which is common for tech company valuations we get a number of $400m in 2004. Epic Games just fired 1000 people and is valued at ~$22b yet they can't afford a salary + insurance or treatment for one guy.
one level to go + some intermission screens and then i need to add music and figure out what platforms i'm going to actually release on. my own internal testing says my game is boring and few people will complete level one assuming they even download it.
I'm sad
>>561926165hello, sadwelcome to /agdg/, now post your game o algo
>>561917820proof you arent trans?
>>561918903Wait did you get banned from the main aggy, from betz server or what? Very confusing
>>561919449Let's just be honest here, Gabe is the closest thing we have to a benevolent God
Thank you President Trump for allowing me to continue work on Loli Rape Simulator 4.
>>561918903>Its no secret that you're a known schizo in the threadsI wonder what discord says about me, an unknown schizo in the threads.
A spaceship and its crew are caught by the mind control of a super mutant and prepare to attack their own planet
>>561927519hol updoes this mean that incest games are back on the steam menu?
>>561927654You bet your degenerate pedo ass it does.
>>561927312the v3/betz one
>>561927610>an unknownkeep telling yourself that, bud. I know who you are.
>>561927519BASED
>>561927519
Progress:Wasted the whole weekend.
>>561928298arisu...
>>561927519The sad part is that it took this long for common sense and basic human dignity to win.
>>561928503I’ve confirmed the roadmap runs through completed block 2281–2288 with no active in-progress section, and those phase numbers are just internal task granularity, not release versions.
>>561927519>debank law-abiding citizensWow it's fucking nothing
>>561928812>>debank law-abiding citizens>Wow it's fucking nothing
>>561928812*shoves you onto the floor* Fuck you, post game
>>561928901>Joshua was the parrotI knew it
>>561928812I'm sorry you haven't been paying attention the recent events on Steam and elsewhere as payment processors caved to the demands of radical leftwing karens from australia
>>561918903you keep posting this like it's an own but it just makes you look bad because he's 100% right.
>>561928503it's easier to destroy than it is to create
>>561929439
>>561929439NPDs have zero self awareness like that.
>>561929189This executive order to prevent these companies from deplatforming people themselves like they did with Nick Fuentes and KiwiFarms.It has no implications at all on Steam allowing extreme content back into its platform.
>>561929639esl? what part of "lawful business activities" is hard for you to understand?
>>561929572keep your trip on, fag
>>561929798>esl?Yes but I hardly see what that has to do with anything.
>>561929189>radical leftwingacktually>>561929639>Steam allowing extreme contentthat kind of content were forbidden already, the banned games were complying with TOS until collective shout decided that they weren't
>>561930220>doooood wikipedia says thisgo take a look at their manifesto, they're radical leftwing by any modern definition of the term
>>561929798Yes you can have your "lawful business" and then accept payments directly through these companies.That does not at all mean Steam is changing its policies in any way.
>>561930386NTA, but seek help
>>561930402>there's no way Steam which publicly broadcasted their reluctance to comply would stop complying with the thing they didn't want to comply with once the payment processors no longer have the power to force them into compliance
>>561927519Now maybe he can do something about retards in California and Colorado forcing all operating systems to have age verification.
>>561930658Submit a linux kernel or maybe grub PR that detects if you're connected to a California or Colorado IP range and refuse to boot if so. Problem solved.
>>561927519It made me so happy to watch the coomers get shit on when this happened... What a shame Trump isn't actually based. But it gives me solice to know that degenerates will always be the first ones to bear the brunt of censorship, child protection, digital id and refusal of service, and rightly so. Coomers deserve to be legislative punching bags, they're disgusting.
>>561931117kys pedo
>>561930531>abstractions are le badTrannies always have so much trouble with simple widely understood categories.
>>561930632>reluctancelmao>the thing they didn't want to complylmaoYou're a naive retard.Steam had plenty of ways to keep these games in the platform if they wanted to. They just need to update the infrastructure to avoid these payment processors for adult games.You know why they chose to just remove those games instead? Because they don't give a shit.
>>561927654depends if they undo the policy that handed over their policy decisions to banks
>>561931830>You know why they chose to just remove those games instead?Because they make more money from the banks than they do from the wanks.
EH
>>561927519The censorship crowd is in maximum damage control mode now that they lost the only leverage they had (whining to banks).
It works?
>tfw you ordered the wrong laptop screen. Now can't dev even longer
>>561932159yall love to blame the little rinkadink CONVERSATIVE WINE MOMS FOR NO PORNOGRAPHY groups for this shit but the companies they whined to could have easily said "sorry no, this is legally protected by the constitution" if they were the drivers of this.looking at it rationally the payment processors wanted the censorship. probably just to see who would roll over vs fight back on it.
>>561932159a lot of them are probably australians and europoors who are mad that they don't get to enjoy american freedoms
>>561932668>dooood radical feminists are totally conservative
>>561932095There's a lotta stuff I need to tighten the hell out of
And I thought I was gonna end up this season's schizo There's always next season
>>561932668Let me guess, you think California is conservative since they're adding age verification for installing an OS.
You know what? I'm just going to keep tightening and stuff until I can make it feel as good as possible
>>561932804i havent seen a "radical feminist" since 2016
>>561931808>>561932804>there's no way MY TEAM could stand for something I'm againstretard
>>561933129lol retard
>>561932804>>561932992>if i ignore the point i win -Sun Zoo
https://youtu.be/m2p9aEax0Ww?si=WKUbsxuxHkg2qClb
>>561932804First and second wave femtards are pretty "conservative" compared to the modern feminists. If anything it makes "conservative" a functionally useless term that doesn't mean anything or at best is relative. The liberal paradigm is collapsing as it reaches the end of its philosophical usefulness and it's adherants strive for more and more absurd forms of liberation and civilisational destruction.A feminist being anti-porn doesn't mean that shes a right winger. It just means that a broken clock is sometimes correct.
>>561931930why are you using a chromatic aberration shader on your computer
I'm about to hardcode my UI instead of creating a ui-system
>>561927519>legal business activitiesLoli is not legal in the United States
what is the least annoying way to do motion capture in blender with VR trackers? which paid compatibility layers and plugins that advertise this use case are maintained and actually work? surely this is a common enough thing that there are off-the-shelf solutions now?
>>561934708I don't think it's a smart idea to ask here.
>>561934708>use motion capture for my game>people wonder why my character and enemies all do the virgin walk and fight like a fat spasticJust learn to rig and animate it's not that hard. Or buy an animation library
>>561934708Rokoko but it's not exactly cheap but it is off the shelf and it just werks.
my game still lacks the SAUCE
>>561936206Flop it down and give it the sauce.
I got some progress, chuds.:DThis is great.>>561936206I'm going to give you the recipe.Strong rewards if you do risky techniques, constant rewards if you play it safe, kep the rewards random and make it so you have to juggle 3 things at once.
>>561936981why are they parallaxed like that?- ur biggest fanxoxoxo
>>561936981cris give me your secret to constantly change projects, what do you do in between?
>>561937607he plays fap hero
>>561936981Yeah. Cris won.
>>561936981Cris how can you take a simple well understood game like space invaders and fuck it up this badly?
>>561937607grind making assets.
I need to start working on better enemy AI
>>561937971it makes sense...thanks!
Light and DarknessNaruto and SasukeMike Zaimont and YanderedevBocchiposters and arma 3 dev
Progress:Improved some ui and did some design-toil.15 locs of work but that's more than the last 3 days combined...
>>561938614I made better enemy AI, its not all its cracked up to be.
>>561940172Why
it's over for the little guy
>>561938824naruko and sauce
>>561940669>lil 'shua
>>561940919i meant betz
>>561938824Im building an engine in Common Lisp
>>561941164K I N GBut may I shill you on my favorite flavour of Lisp in the Scheme family: CHICKEN?
>>561940962what is he refusing to fuck you in the ass anymore?
>>561941887i dmed you
>>561941840I like a lot of the ideas of Scheme, but I just like CL better. If CL had the naming conventions of Scheme(ie. ? for predicates, ! for mutators, etc) it would be the perfect language.
>>561941989gross i don't want to see your tiny useless feminine penis
>>561942135Here's the deal. First off, I don't owe you an explanation
>>561942008Fair enough. CL was my first lisp and I have a lot of affection for it. With its vast amount of features it is easy to get whatever you want done without jumping through too many hoops. There are also people who have emacs setups that make live-coding easyhttps://youtu.be/6pMyhrDcMzw?si=dEHzM5LCysUKqTU_
God, there has GOT to be a way to make this feel better.
>>561944748sorry no foreskin refunds, use lube goy
>>561936981>green alien penis shooting sperm at his harem of space alien chicksvery on brand
IDK how to make this all work better.Do you have any suggestions as to what I could do to make enemies better overall? I have a lot of stuff, I just need a lot of help turning knobs
>>561945564ai should use a cone of vision, imomaybe make the cock monster sweep to knock the player down as an attack
>>561927519Are they actually going to enforce this though? Like nothing changes if this is just a warning and they don't actually punish them.
>>561945930Funny you should mention that, they actually do use a detection cone. I just set it low so I can get a good idea of what I'm doing.I actually do intend to implement a swept-off-your-feet thing, but that's besides the point.I feel like there's a bunch of problems
>>561946124needs rhythm, 1 2 3 4
>>561942293>There are also people who have emacs setups that make live-coding easyYep that's exactly what I have set up. The only limitation is that if I make an edit to the main engine loop, I have to restart the game thread(but state still persists in the image so it's not a big deal). Much better than the dev experience with any other engine desu.I also set up an error handler that basically lets me skip frames. So let's say I make an edit and fuck something up in the tick function, I can simply fix it, recompile the function, and skip the frame that errored. Super neat.
>>561944748>>561945564Look on the bright side. At least you're not a complete visionlet. You can look at your own work and recognize that it feels wrong, which puts you above most retards here. That said, idk exactly what you want out of this project. It just looks and feels extremely janky and amateur still, and I don't know how you expect to be able to fix it. The expectations of production quality is insanely high in the year 2026. The 3D character action games that "feel good" today are made by teams of hundreds of people on a budget of tens or even some times hundreds of millions of dollars using a staff of hundreds of skilled artists with decades of experience. There is no magic bullet that's going to get a complete beginner amateur to produce a high quality game in a short amount of time. There's still a billion things you're missing in this game that each individually will contribute to making it "feel" better, and you haven't even started on 99% of them.
>>561947307Let me just say a bunch of important shit.When I say "Feels good" I mean more "The enemies function right."Feeling good is something I can do by just adjusting once everything "Functions." Y'know? Change animations, change timing, change blah blah blah.Problem is, I'm not sure if my AI setup works in the right direction. Like, it WORKS technically, but I'm not sure if it works in the way it ought to. See, enemies all use the same controller/motor, and are heavily modular, allowing me to make enemies without having to make entirely new scripts.More importantly, I avoid using a lot of the baked-in smoothing Unity uses, such as Rigidbodies, Blend Trees or Navmesh, mainly because those badly interfere with making a character move around in a more committed, faster, more "Arcadey" way.TLDR I'm not sure if I'm even going in the right direction for a hack and slash enemy.>>561946601While I've done that with the player, doing that with the enemies feels like a good point to work on. I'm actually implementing animation events to get them to move forward at the right time with their attacks via an impulse.
>>561945564Seems like you can just stun lock it forever. Also seems like it just runs up to you so you can kill it. It has no dodging or backing off when it gets hurt. Doesn't seem like you ever need to dodge or parry. Just walk up to it and mash attack
>>561948684Actually, it does have backing off and circling.Also>ParryWhat are we? Fromsoft?
>>561947856>TLDR I'm not sure if I'm even going in the right direction for a hack and slash enemy.There is no "right" direction. Gamedev is an art, and art is subjective. There are only tradeoffs. For example, by giving yourself more control by avoiding prebuilt systems, you're also forcing yourself to waste that much more time and effort building your own. When a real game studios makes a character action game, they will have an entire team of a dozen dudes who are given months or sometimes even years of time to work on just this problem. It's not supposed to be easy. Smaller indie studios will typically depend more on programmer art like shaders and visual effects to obscure the jank. Video games do not need to be a perfect simulation, since perfect simulations are not actually possible. They are more akin to a magic trick.
>>561948892This I am aware of. I'm more aiming to create an enemy who's going to kick your ass.>>561948684Also, that's when there's only one>>561932095I admit I need to really work on the juggling behavior.
>>561949014>I'm more aiming to create an enemy who's going to kick your ass.Okay, but does the player want their ass kicked? I also see no ass being kicked.
>>561949165I want your ass kicked unless you git gud.
>>561949280One extremely common pitfall indie gamedevs tend to fall into is that players don't actually like "skill-based" or "difficult" games.
>>561948892>>561947307I think it'd be a good idea if I give you a look at how my enemy AI technically works.Aggression basically means it thinks faster and chooses to go on the offensive more often rather than circling.Basically, it works on 3 "Distances.">Far away = Approach>Mid-range = Attack, circle or backstep>Close range = Commit to more attacks or MAYBE backstepIt's a system that's generally in place, it just needs more programming tuning and smoothing out
>>561948838>>Parry>What are we? Fromsoft?Think whatever you want but it's one of the few things you can do in a sword game that gives the player a meaningful choice to make. Right now you have a button masher. If you made your AI have interesting states it's not apparent because you can just walk up to it and button mash.
>>561949932This is fair.I WANTED to include parrying, but realized "What the fuck kind of casual am I?"Maybe I should make it so that you cannot interrupt enemy attacks but they can interrupt you.
>>561949520hardcore gamers do exist but they're extremely difficult to sell games towhy would they invest their effort into a new game with no community when they can just keep grinding the game/s they're already playingleague of legends, overwatch, street fighter, tekken, various singleplayer speedrunning gamesthe hardcore audience is the most difficult playerbase to appeal tomake what you want but keep your sales expectations realistic if you're making a hard game
>>561950028Correct, and to be clear, it's not just "sell" as in money. It's sell as in time. Players who play harder aka high-investment games also want high returns on their investment. They don't want to invest their time giting gud at some janky indie shovelware with only a few hours of content. They want a permanent game with thousands of hours of content.
>>561950554What if it has content consistently coming out and has a high mastery level?
>>561950028>league of legends, overwatch, street fighter, tekken>hardcore
>>561950603That's not something you can reasonably accomplish as a solo indiedev unless you have extensive procgen tooling.
>>561950607you'd be 1k games hardstuck low silver if you picked up league
>>561950679yeah i don't play slop
>>561950670Oh CAN YOU?
>>561950720they are hardcore if you actually try to achieve the highest rank possible
>>561950742Of course not. No one can.
>>561950880You sound like a quitter
>>561950797>they are hardcoreno actually
low commitment games are the bestgamers already have main gamesyou really think you can compete against fromsoftthat's crazy
>>561950954I'm just aware of basic human capabilities and limitations. You're just kicking your unsolvable problems down the road for future you to deal with.
>>561951174let him fail bro he doesn't give a shit>>561950954do what you want man
>>561951174Quitter quitter chicken mcdinner
>>561951174They're not unsolvable>>561951271What is this idea that a single person cannot make satisfying combat
>>561951281stop antagonizing people>>561951324"What if it has content consistently coming out and has a high mastery level?"does not mean "make satisfying combat"stop being stupid
>>561951379I'm planning on doing some shit m8
>>561951498shut up
Can I make a smaller version of Elden Ring as a solo developer? What's the biggest challenge, just making lots of enemies and animations?
>>561951538>Can I make a smaller version of Elden Ring as a solo developer? What's the biggest challenge, just making lots of enemies and animations?
>>561951538https://store.steampowered.com/search?sort_by=Released_DESC&tags=492%2C4191%2C29482%2C1697&category1=998&supportedlang=english&ndl=1look for examples
>>561951538Probably just programming the damn thing
>>561951621yes that is what the post says
>>561948684>>561949932Does this look better?I cranked up his aggression and added a new methodology to his controller that allows him to chain attacks.
My last patron just unsubbed...
>>561951538Maybe if you reduce the scope down to a single zone, like Elden Ring but it's just Stormveil Castle.>just making lots of enemies and animations?Yes that and level design.
>>561952591NTA but a game where you just explore a castle and fight monsters seems nice.Like, Resident Evil in the middle ages
>>561952747That's just Castlevania.
>>561952579probably found out your a bocchi nigger
>>561952809Yeah but like, with more exploration and shit
I wish people would be nicer to me. I lonely poast have no one to talk to irl.
>>561953018...Poast?
>>561950028>>561949520I believe a major problem with targeting "hardcore" crowds is that people often conflate high-investment with high-skill, and while the two are often correlated, they do not always go together.>>561951538open worlds present a lot of major technical and design hurdles, but your greatest challenge as a solo developer will be making enough environment assets and enemies to fill the game, with gameplay that feels tight enough.>reduce scopereduce too much and either it stops being open world or you end up with a very empty world.
>>561953068NTA but what is "Ideal" scope?
>Make progress>Feel good>Get sad like 10 minutes laterWhy does this happen
>>561953659>>Make progress>>Feel good>>Get sad like 10 minutes later>Why does this happen
>>561953863>>561953879
>keep finding typos in my quaternion math
>>561954103Yyyyep
what software do you guys recommend for 2D frame-by-frame animation for magical projectiles and things like that?
>>561954409aseprite
Things look a little glitchy but I'm pretty sure its mostly because of the interpolated frames between update ticks. I've faced this kind of problem before where an interpolated frame setup doesn't take to kindly to teleportation.Here is a basic animation test. You can adjust speed and do looping. Made with 5 translation key frames and 2 rotation key frames.
>>561955306where's the game?
have ideaplan gamebuild systemsadd contentpolishrelease
>>561955207is there any alternative that isnt just for pixelart?
>>561955357Game is called cube hopper. Type into the REPL to make the cube hop
>>561941989You deleted the DMs dude. Not sure how to help you from here.
>>561956069>ctrl+f ou0D5MLZFtK>87 matchesjosh, you're responsible for whole 12% of shitposting in this thread, keep it down
157 days left. I didn't do a full day of work yesterday, so now I owe my game 20 hours or 4 days of work. For someone who doesn't take days off I sure get a lot of days off, 4 since December 1st.I did make okay progress yesterday. I also set clearer priorities for what needs to get done for my game to be playable and presentable (if contentless) in 57 days. The thing is there are so many things that are absolutely required that I still can't decide on what to do next. So:1-3 UI (customization)4-6 art (Blender)7-9 writing0 it just can't be zero, I just know it. It's as likely as my game making it.
>>561950554>picdirection brained retardation
just took a fat shittime for some gamedev
>>561951538start with pong, lil bro
>>561956069sent :)
Just saw on /gedg/ that the slug algorithm is now public domain>>>/g/108484581
my game has boison type damage includedits damage thats boi-typed
Quiet hours
>>561959743It's 5 in the morning.
>>561959795no its eight in the evening
>>561959743I'm active right now because I'm a night worker who has the day off. The fact that /agdg/ isn't filled with nightchads is very telling ...
Gooning hours
>>561961468Yeah that too ....>>561960245Not in the civilized world ...
>93 filtered postsWhat is wrong with you niggers, stop engaging! Holy shit, just fucking stop! Ignore the schizos, just post progress and questions! Stop falling for bait!
Need programmer gf that can code my game while I make art
>>561956485that's just how it is. I don't take days off but I do have a number of 0 days
>>561963327Don't worry bro I'm about to post some progress real soon
i fucking hate the player's bellyit ALWAYS causes clipping issues if the player is oversize
It will take roughly 2.5 to 3 months to develop all of the main systems required for my game. 1-2 months for developing the levels - they are pre-planned. Another month for polishing and QoL improving. Then it will be ready for release.
>>561964029thats quite fast
>>561964029Now multiply that by two and you have the accurate figure.
>>561964326>>561964220it is a very small gamemy systems are almost finishedthe levels are simpleassets are readycode architecture is positioned for smooth implementation of polish and QoL improvementsthis is efficient operation
>>561964383yes, but don't you want to add that fishing minigame?
>>561964537disgusting
AAAAAAAAHH THERE'S SO MUCH WORK AND SO MUCH UNCERTAINTY AAAAAAAHH
This is great now I need a newer mechanic like enemies dropping a bullet.
>>561964684learn marketing
>>561964712I don't want to why can't I just release my game and get a gazillion purchases solely from it being a good game?!
>>561965183because if 1000 other good games release around your game you'll have no way to stand out otherwise.
>cris gooned to so much low quality AI porn he developed a fetish for characters merging into eachother Thank Christ you weren't born like that, anons.
>>561964690Are you going to add the bunkers with destructible pixels too? That would be quite an achievement.
Claude is my only girlfriend....
>>561968783She is cheating on you with me. I also don't treat her right.
>>561969275Nice try buddy, but I've been hitting it on the side. She's cheating on both of you with me.
>>561968395I want to modernize the game, by adding mechanics like an stamina energy bar to shoot and shields.
Why does everyone say Claude is so great? I tried it, it didn't seem better than any of the others.
>>561970134What did you get it to do for you? I find, with extended thinking turned on, it can pretty much solve any bug
>>561970134I find claude to be best when it's integrated into your IDE
>>561964690Zun and Pixel would never waste their time with a shit game no one cares about
>>561970846Cris is still just training for the day he becomes a real indie dev and commit to a project. One day cris... One day. You will shine so bright after your training is done!
another day another day of gamedev, will the cycle ever end?
>>561970846pixel made a basic game to test his engine called ikaman.ZUN started with a basic breakout clone as his first touhou game.
>>561971424You already made 795263145678 prototypes, when are you gonna do a basic game?
>>561971561yes.But I need first a basic engine to do it.
>>561883914Groaning because i dont want to switch engines right nowAnd i wanted to make multiple games with all this poonity code i wroteIt might one day be good for discoverabilityIt might make friendslop with code netcode really easy to produce and dawn a new era of casual pvpOr it might just be bad roblox
>>561972310>>561972310>>561972310new bread
>>561918903>links his gay ass fake agdg instead of the real agdg
>>561971424it only took them 4 years to finally release a game. you are in year what...?16? 17?
Okay last keyframe has to equal first keyframe unless I'm doing something called delta animations. Duh I guess.Not a big progress update, code hasn't changed but I'd like to show a better animation.Currently doing some reading and learning for my next move.
