Previous: >>561878152>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDMain Story Act 1, Finale Part 1 now AvailableCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*), Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (Speed), SSR Curren Chan (Wit), SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Custom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
ITS FUCKING OVER BROSRATE ME AND JUDGE MEhttps://umapoi.moe/quiz
puppet pussyonaholeshared sensesclit stimulationorgasm denialmultiple orgasmshidden sexwormholemindbreak
>blogshit
Mambo!
>>561903243actual retard
>>561903243>maxed out extroversionPlease adopt me and show me the world.
https://jiggie.fun/1P2jWvhttps://jiggie.fun/1P2jWvhttps://jiggie.fun/1P2jWvhttps://jiggie.fun/1P2jWv
FUCK TEDDY BEARS. THEY’RE CHILDISH AND STUPID
If a cute trainee were to flirt with me I might not be able to dodge her advances.
>>561903397not now bwo, we’re busy taking a personality test
>>561903431>FUCK TEDDY BEARSbearmanko...
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>561903243
>>561903489That's healthy and normal.
>>561903243>Golshi>low autismthat test is bullshit
>>561903431
>>561903461just move on and see what you can make of it
>>561903461losing a single spring crown is salvageable, but you need to roll higher on trainings to make up for the ~65 stats you just lost
>>561903461that's just 60 stats, you can retalliate...
>>561903245I see you, editor anon. Very cool.
>>561903461If you can offset the stat loss you should keep goingFor all you know it you missed out on 70 guts
Stg cute.
>>561903461it's fine anon keep going
This is my first time playing Trackblazer.Are the +gains/+energy cost items worth it?
Digitan LOVE
>>561899309
>>561903461At some point, you just accept loss and that the run was meant to go that way You just know a highroll when you see one
>>561903675
>>561903243Unexpected but ok i guess
>>561903762Yes!They're as important as mega phonesYou want to stack both in the summer on rainbows
>>561903461The second half of senior year has such a huge impact that you can still turn her into a great uma with some good rolls.
Good Evening
>>561903723ARIGATOU, PAPA!
>>561903835i find kitasan to be the biggest glue uma in the game, just pick ones you like instead
Kitasan Black is kinda sexy
>>561903835>God I hate this game so fucking much. I hate gacha so so so so much. My brain is completely in ruins and keeps me doing this pointless cycle over and over and over and over and over.Cygames should use this as a promotional quote
>>561903723everyone here thinks she's ugly why bother doing this every day, just stop posting
>>561903243WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
>>561904031kek
>>561903835>seiun stam
>>561903830I have fapped to you many times, you sexy fuck.
>>561903938
>>561903987
>>561903489me tooEven if i think i would still focus on her career as an athlete and leave everything to after we finish it.
>>561903961Ultimately this is what matters.Do you like them? Then they are good.
Go, young one. Go forth and race.
Why do people type laisu and ullala i thought japs can't say l
>>561904047I think she's cute. However I don't like or dislike her, or care about her, because I barely know anything about her.
>>561904138NICE ARSE
>>561904062temu bamboo memory
>>561904062this is this, and that is that...
I know her wit is low but how fucked is she without spurt? I can't for the life of me get a horse with good stats, NN and spurt. I am always lacking one of them
>people keep drawing Hishi with fat tits>this is what how big she actually is
Genuinely retarded quiz. How the fuck am I not agreeable, extraverted, open, have moderate autism, but then go to Nice Nature? I literally put Manhatten Cafe as the uma I relate most to and she isn't even in the most related.
>>561904352holy semen demon
STOP THE COOOOOOUNT
>>561904221She's not like Bamboo Memory. What are you on
>>561903921Accursed Creature of Coffee
>>561904408
>>561904358>he got mad at the buzzfeed level quiz
>>561904358The quiz was trying to be nice and not say you're closest to Ayabe
>>561904501Feel that.
>>561903921Enjoy your coffee.
Vodka...
>>561904062One of the dirt friends
>>561904564perky...
>>561904564what's wrong with her
>>561904358I think the takeaway is that the uma you're most attracted to is probably not the one that you're going to be the most alike to.I thought i was gonna get Shakur or Manhatten Cafe as well but i got >>561902097 instead. the more i think about it, the more it makes sense though.
>>561903243I do not know anything about this character other than her Speed card is good for Late Surgers
>>561904521arr uma rook same
>>561904564
Can someone make an umachan umacord
>>561904829umno
>>561904148That'd the Chinees lil cap
>>561904575Daiichi Ruby SUCKS
>>561904829https://poal.me/xkfrnzhttps://poal.me/xkfrnzhttps://poal.me/xkfrnz
Is she inside?
where are all the naked umas at??
>>561905063They are oneCongratulations
>>561905091my dick
>>561904962I already notice my net speed going down when i post too many words from the list Idk if i wanna join a glowie cord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fNPPHwc-5Y
>>561905063she has been fried alhamdulilah
We have skinwalkers here?
Friend keeps telling me to save for support cards but I just want more cute girls in their outfits. I've managed to hit three 3*s so far but I'd like more, even getting enough shards to upgrade my 1 stars would be nice. Is there any banner thats worth pulling on coming up for the characters?
>>561904062the uma that married her trainer before even going to tracen``
>>561905304nishino flower
>>561905304Which characters
>>561904924My dick, weeii!!
>>561905295Yes
>>561905304
Why are all the umas releasing during MANT shit?
>>561905490Nishino Flower is an amazing parent for pace chasers though.
>>561905562Nishino Flower is an amazing parent for my children though.
I am so glad Tan House Sir is only a two star uma.All the three stars I pulled when I came back were umas I already had.
>a yt link to a comic serieswhat is this shit, naruto in the early 2010??
>>561905490You will roll for Yaeno Muteki
>>561905615It's dubbed
>>561905607Stop that.
what would you do in this situation?
>>561905562I mean shit as in ugly and boring, I don't care about metaslop>>561905640I forgot about her, she's cool but her alt is better
>>561905490Nishino Flower is an amazing ace for pace chasers though.
>>561905615Anything for those views
>>561905714win
>>561905365>>561905470She's cute.>>561905371Cute girls. If I had to pick off my very very newfag status both in terms of the movie and all of 3 weeks with the game, I'd say...>T.M Opera O.>Agnes Tachyon>King Halofrom the ones I've interacted with in story and otherwise. Also will take any meta suggestions.I love Gold City, glad she spooked me.
>>561905714kiss her
>>561905719>ugly and boringThere is not a single uma which fits this description. Perhaps this game isn't for you.
>>561905783>Nah I'd win
>>561903243fucking cloudflare died again when i was doing mine
>>561904962Why is nobody voting yes? Where are all the other Mambodacchis? And the Bricked members?
>>561905490Palmer is great and my wife
>>561905714win?Shitty UG
>>561903243>song list doesn't include Yukoma Roman JunjouhaI refuse to submit
>>561905843Stay Gold Air Messiah Air Shakur
>>561904076don't say that...
I think I've got 1/3 for Aries now
>>561905640Bamboo Memory!
>>561905875I want to fuck Rudolf more than have an umacord.
>>561905304you're lucky because they just added daily legend races to global. You can grind whatever character is there to star unlock them.>getting enough shards to upgrade my 1 stars would be nice.i would recommend just waiting until a banner comes around for an uma you want. that way when you use all you carats, you'll naturally get stars from repeated 1 star pulls.
>>561905843Most umas are ugly and boring. Not everyone is a man whore. Some of us only have eyes for a few special umas.
Cafe!
>>561905304You can read the first half of each character's story on their banner, I'd suggest just going through them and picking whoever catches your interest. Based on history our meta umas are locked in stone for the next year and they don't have reruns so don't worry about particular banners.
>>561905714Wonder why im inhereting pure heart on a front runner instead of barcarole
>>561904223
>>561906007Bamboo Memory is a hyperactive kendo loving weirdo stop doing this
>>561905986deck and sparks?
>>561905963Shakur is neither boring nor ugly. Messiah isn't ugly. Stay Gold... ok you got me on that one.
>>561906069protects me
>>561904062she is very furious
*runs her as my CM ace*sorry, you can't clock now
>>561906094Every Premium Uma so far has had reruns except for the newer ones, it just took a long while for it to happen. Pokke (great parent), Gentildonna (fallen off), Orfevre (finally off Fraud Watch) have gotten rerun in the past like six months in JP.
>>561906019I've been bullying the GOAT, yeah. She'll come eventually, so that's nice. Probably move to Tokai Teio after, she's adorable.>>561906094I feel kind of silly not having used my free 60 pulls to go to pity on kitasan, but then she showed up in my free summons on Satano Diamond.Maybe this is a sign...
Is Nishino actually also ok for Fronts or was that gaslighting?
>>561906214Thats like running Ryan or DobberNobody`s scared
>>561906345If your fronts are in 3rd or 4th place there is a serious problem
>>561906284>>561906094I misread and saw "next few years" I'm retarded ignore me.That said eventually they start doing monthly banners where they give a pool of Uma that essentially functions as reruns
>>561906389you will be
The next uma posted is my wife.
>>561906421What people said is that you run 2 big niggers and proc Nishino unique on your Front + nimble because of them
>>561906621
>>561906284Should have clarified that they don't have reruns while relevant.
>>561906421They just late started bro
>>561906667Well, except Orfevre
>second inspiration>get long S, groundwork and the two speed greens>nice! it's been weeks since i've had something like this>...>run INSTANTLY collapses>i mean instantly. the moment i close inspiration, there is nothing at all in the shop refresh>the next turn after that, lose all clocks on tenno sho spring>the next turn after that, sky card doesn't give gold skill>trainings dry up, summer is dead, shop is even more dead>shop is in fact so dead that there isn't even a single hammer, not even the low tier hammer, in the climax, which has literally never happened beforePolomgha morold ceright ser skelrynim tas enwor ia kin rodir undirack garae inawar ing tia verkin iaen not beldra omcha tonina amdra aw serem tasem urn rileng it ris kel tor ildden sereld aledantan say worough turtur irrod cha er sul undchagar osiaril emaugh cer dyn mor tordra sayray rak pollye onque ach urnom per elmny darem thertan aron rilend tiaon pol taseng eldgha bel keldel inaw ler echon essolden den kin urnemaw daren it mor sam ia delinaver hon tin nys denlor ler erildnver aldon ack ackaugh eld ves rad warver morbur ettai augh ild enche rislye im wor iatai mostaidel esskal usktanshy che tia elmack del turet ormche est danas thereld ler sulsam or vorgha ess tas rislyeerath banroth en em rayusk elm oslerche irat garcha per morskelcha rel kelina serund ray ess uskpol kel kal yerold naldan lyeechakos mor lermos irash aleusk lyeves awtondel tia ineurn ang ver rakhon samhon ton ray enthet bel ser er om che er wardel sulmosesqua ardim kimdeldan roth on ust mor emyer
>>561905963gay>>561906068faggotbeing a "man whore" is different from being able to appreciate and/or aknowledge the beauty and value of someone.
>>561906756Umagrok summarise this post in 30 words or less
why does she have an A in late surger anywayinnate late surger corners too
>>561906628I mean sure if you want to do single ace front it works but its prisoners dilemma If its good and a second person does this nobody procs it
You catch your trainee masturbating in your office to in image of you without a shirt from home, how do you respond?
>>561905670I care not for your tranny voice acting
It's crazy how OP her ult is
Honestly, do you guys actually LIKE the "distance S" and things like fast learner? Does it make the game better? More fun?It feels like to win in competitive content you're just sitting around waiting for one of the two to happen, or both. is that really fun and fufilling? The gacha itself (and the races) already has enough gambling as-is
This is my second to last training turn.I'll get +50 to all stats on lock from the next 2 races.I have a charm for the final turn so I'm good on energy.I have 2 speed anklets.I have one 2 turn megaphone and one 3 turn megaphone.Which training should I take and which megaphone should I use?
>>561906984Masturbate to her, masturbating
>>561907013We already have taiki nishino merchant
>>561907039I do because it lets me get free wins when I race against shitters
>>561907039>fast learnerbricks your run>distance Sbricks your runyeah, they're great additions
>>561906421bwo front heavy rooms?
>>561907039No, they're shit. I wish the S aptitudes had far less impact and instead were a method by which you could guarantee a blue/pink spark at the end of a run.
>>561907039Distance S is the worst thing in this game
>>561906621>>561906656nothing wrong with a chud wife>>561906984id ask how they got an image of me from inside my house?
>>561907138Taiki's unique doesn't work half of the time and it's almost never a good inherit tho
>>561907082Stam and hope for a better speed training
why are umas taking a personality test? you're not fooling anyone
>>561907082(me)Oh right, I forgot to mention that I have Maestro, Lion and Stam Eater.I can buy Passing Pro too, but I'd have to give up on End Straights for it.
>>561907013>order>=3>order_rate<=40 (CM <= 4 | LoH <= 5)isn't that super strictwhat if there are 9 pace chasers
>>561907207How often does Nishino unique work
>>561907187If your front is 3 or 4th at the accel fase its over
>>561907245There are no Umas here trainer. Are you feeling ok? Do you need bed rest?
>>561886678 >Another one cleared follower slotsin case someone wanted this251338259503
Should I cleat the satono wit card
i am immune to Shakur propaganda since i was already going to roll for her from the start
>>561907187>>561906421This is exactly why kitasan is super overrated btwseiun sky 2.0
>>561907330It could always be worse
>>561907402
>>561907360It works for any mile and sprint G1
>>561907504
>>561907491mob uma wives...
>>561907408Don't care about Fronts but I stole it so a Frontfag won't be able to use it
>>561907408>kita parent>for mediumwhy? isn't her unique shit there?
>>561907491this is from the twinkle series scenario?
Forever Young? More like FOREVER JOBBER, AM I RITE BROS
>>561907491>Stay Gold does a one handed handshake with the only fully gloved handWhat did she mean by this
>save all the items for the last 3 turns>hit recreation by accident on turn 2>forget to use the lucky charm on turn 3>bricked uma
>>561907639>looking at the pink instead of the whites
Clubs with leeching Danchos:/Uma/ClubUmaDashMamboThese are not even top50% earners
>>561907408imagine making a UG uma and going "eh this is kind of shit ill just learn random skills for a parent" meaning they made way better ones for the long CM alreadythere are people playing a completely different game than us
>>561907739American umas remind her of something that makes her cry
>>561907725Magnitude was race for more than himself
What recoveries do you need for XOguri for CM12? I remember reading something about u=ma2
>>561907408OPEN A SPACE PLEASEPLEASEREEE
>>561907639Use her as a grandparent retard
>>561907861Show the deck
>>561907861>that wittbf that is kinda glue
>>561907703No, it's from National Tours.
>>561907927777 +2 random midrace1 if your feeling brave
>>561905304You can spark like 5-6 umas while getting all the must-have support cards. Surely you're not trying to pull every single uma, especially when you get multiple off-rates in a spark?
>>561907868I am under her skirt
>try a new place to eat>siblings say it's not that good>3.8 stars mid reviews>it's the best fucking takeout I've ever had >generous amount of food for the costOh god, I might do 15 fan runs for danchou today
>>561907927Hydrate, Radiant and 777.
>people already PLANNING CM13HOW
Did you know that if you post Mayano Top Gun in the official Uma Musume: Pretty Derby discord you will immediately get banned on sight
>>561907997>implying 90% of longslop umas arent hovering around 700 witI like how we FINALLY GET TO THE CM WHERE ALL OF THE STAMINA GASLIGHTS ARE FINALLY ACCURATEAND HALF OF YOU FUCKERS JUST SHIFT TO TALKING ABOUT WIT
thinking of fillies again...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftVozIptWg8
>>561907930>an innocent frontGOD was denied of a follow slotYou will be avenged.
no S long but this is pretty decent right? how competitive do 1st rounds usually get, should I expect much easier opponents on average than the ones in the practice lobbies?
Horses I need right now:Nigga Nigga Nigga, Ne Ne NeOvfevreFenomenoTwin Turbo
>>561907987it was using the biwa hayade SR power card
>>561908340>Nigga Nigga Nigga, Ne Ne Newho
Rebricked (A+) has two spots available for April if you're looking for a club. Ignoring the shitposts, we're really just a comfy chill club, so don't be scared to join! >20mil monthly >don't flatline (unless you already hit 20m) >that's literally it Reply with your ID or apply in game with the magic word in your profile
When cm?
>decide to make a parent in MANT>1 hour later>1* powerI could have made 3 parents in URA in the time it took to make this trash. When do we get spark rerolling?
>>561908443nigga fuck you
>>561907408must be a botter to always get sparks like that
>>561908291those fillies are juvenile, you sick fuck
>>561908490>get spark reroll>1 guts>1 int>1 stam>get spark lock>1 stam>1 stam>1 stam
>>561908229I had my CM13 Aces ready like 7 months ago gwo
>>561907825They worked hard for their clubs to be successful, now they're reaping the rewards
>>561908320>Dodging without prudent>No kita inherit >No long SIm gonna be honest i dont think she wins a single race
>>561908320Stop taking DD without prudent or ignited wit.>how competitive do 1st rounds usually get, should I expect much easier opponents on average than the ones in the practice lobbies?If it's on the minute you'll probably be obscenely curbstomped otherwise 60% will run auto select umas, 30% will be decent, 7% excellent, 3% chance you instantly lose on matchmaking
>because I'm a weeb playing some game I'm going to root for some horse in sand nigger race and start crying when it losesYou know you faggots can actually do?Watch sports.
>>561908490>parent grinding Daiwa scarletyou kinda tripped at step 1 anon
>>561908437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Yiq4K21IE
>>561908651Why are female trainers like this?
>>561907825Love my danchou who actually plays the game.
>it's the Trainer test event
>>561908653So you gonna cry when an actual nog loses instead?
>>561908492NO FUCK YOU!!!
>>561908653What are you talking about?
>>561908265It's kinda fucked up because a 1200 stam uma that failed to proc her recov will get beaten by a 1000 stam uma with more wit that actually procced her recov.
>>561908637>Im gonna be honest i dont think she wins a single raceI dunno she's been winning some practice lobbies. you know not every player is making literal perfect umas right? I had one with kita inherit and long S and it performed worse because the stats were worse, which is why I'm trying to get a better one.>>561908635>If it's on the minute you'll probably be obscenely curbstomped otherwiseare you saying the easiest time is right at reset when you can first play it?
>>561908809Everyone is done with their aces by now anyway
Calstone seems genuinely funny
>>561908605So realistically only botters are able to make good parents? Fun game...
>>561908837NO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
>>561906831yeah, hints for it are so common that you don't even notice until you get to the end and realize it's not there
this is gay
>>561908983first rate job
>>561908653I will keep supporting Yanko
The quiz doesn't respond when I click submit
>>561908024
nyo... Not this shit again
>>561908713I know, but she has good affinity with Fuji so I decided to use her because of that.
>>561908916for strictly skill proc chance wit falls off HARD past 500 anywayobviously wit is still very important but if you only cared about proccing skills witlets have damn-near the same chances
good enough?
>>561908917you mixed up your replies>are you saying the easiest time is right at reset when you can first play it?No, the opposite.I've found that queueing after reset places you against all the tryhards and paypigs.
>>561909180>downhill hit checks>positioning witchecks
>1st in all races>didn't eat a single clockRyan fucking destroys these races what are you niggas saying. Dober has to eat a minimum 4 clocks when I try to run her.
>>561909182where is your spurt bwo
>>561908917>She's been winningMore power to you thenMy vbot never wins vs anything and she's a bit more meta then yours
>>561909180>gaslight docPack it up.
>Let AI umas talk without my input>Go afk for an hour>Come back to them doing a sleepover because of the upcoming CMKino... I wonder what I'll wake up to. I wish they responded more often, so far it's just them randomly talking every 30 minutes.
>>561909092This anon chose the computer explodes option
>>561909356bro what ISN'T a gaslight to you guysI wasn't saying wit is a bad stat, it's way more important than power
>>561909468
>>561909389Please let this anon wake up to find hes been NTRd it would be so funny
>>561909165>Days until I get Rudolf reduced by 10
aieeeeeeeeee disaster
>>561909165>Event underway: 4 day(s) leftNIGGA WHAT
>>561908443Up the quota. This is a warning. It would be wise to heed to it.
>>561909339did you pair her with another front so they can jerk each other off like you're supposed to?
>>561909468I wanna be McQueen so bad
>>561908947haha yeah...
>>561909567IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!
>>561909468Did you use Grok for this?
>>561909542Unfortunately my shitty free test RP model talks for me too sometimes. I'll swap to something better when the alpha stops being buggy
>>561909356if that's a gaslight shouldn't it be removed from the OP?
>>561909468I want to use McQueen, but umallah gave her Mile F...
>>561909092literally Mihono Bourbon
>>561909630
>>561909591>Team killed by own kitaShouldve brought smaru
>>561909726We call that a wit check.
>>561909686grok is ultra-censored now anon, it's fucking useless these days(shame, it made some great fetish porn for a few weeks)
>>561909635Ye, my Smaru has a 30% winrate The other 40% goes to goldshipVbot>>561909640 has like maybe 2%
heh
>>561909640I want to cuck you with your sister (Ramonu) and let you watch her suffocating me with her big fat hag tiddies
My best friend's fav uma is gimlet so in a way this kinda makes sense
>>561909982EXPLODE
>>561909801i also brought maruslut
>>561909883Hey hey, that's a /v/ term.
>>561910012wrong thread
>>561908983this doesn't look like training
>>561910029That's not all.
quiz is down...
>>561910290It was an IP logger all along
Witcheck: Is Scholar's hat situational or not
is 5 big or small?
Do I MLB Riko with my voucher?
>>561910346yay! I've been wanting friends
>>561910367I'll save you the troubleI have no idea what sloptuber made this, but if you see that hat and you haven't been chain-buying skills, it is always worth it, alwaysno one else reply
>>561910471mayacchi...
>>561910367it's situational in that sometimes you straight up can't afford to buy it because it's very expensive and there are things like pure stats, energy, and megaphones/anklets that you should prioritize. It's like 10% more skill points of how many you haven't spent yet, which yes is good. You could instead get drinks so you're not skipping turns resting and then still get bonus skill points (and stats) from hammers that cost a fraction of the hat.
>>561910582
>>561910582Everyone that adds some cringe leaving text to their profile is brown or a biofem
>>561909635>>561908320I can't win with herbut I'll remake her tmr when I have enough clubpoints to get the mlb for the group card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhlBKSf2Sk&t=84s
>>561910367You just have to ask yourself the simple questions of>will you have enough points to buy the stats/statsboosters>how much skills have you bought already
>>561910734>816 powerno wonder you're losing more than that anon. S Long doesn't replace needing good power to begin with. I'm thinking of remaking my Kita for the same reason, the power simply doesn't cut it if there are other front runners in the race.
do NOT get the dog angry
Might give up on those shards bros, I have these gay tests. 4 days is also way too short since I only do one career a day at most.
>>561910439Average
>>561910935
>>561910743WHATHOW DID THIS HAPPEN
>>561910935Im gonna smooch those two
>the fat brown woman who's running the fanmade umacord is getting canceled that's for banning me back in 2019
1 Front and two ends or 3 ends? My front won't have Taking the Lead.
post something sad
>>561910439I would cum inside this anon
>>561911168qrd?
the real one will be better...
>>561911227
>>561910921Eh, but then why does SMaru maintain a decent winrate whilst having same Power
>>561911206front will give you better chances than a 3rd end but it has to have good stam frfr no cap or it'll die.
>>561909734>>561909501I got error 502 after a long load time
>>561911256basically made fanmade uma discord server and the subreddit first so she felt like she had all the power to harass anyone not working under her
>>561911168
I'm too tired to do the trainer test
>>561911514I can fix her
>>561911227I refuse
>>561910487>I have no idea what sloptuber made thisCharles is that vivlos troontuber
>>561911168based
>>561911373better ult means less power needed to squeak out a win. bourbon's ult is easy to trigger but doesn't win you the race like ever. smaru was a must-pull unit because of her strong ult.
>>561911603>sankakucomplex if /pol/ was an anime site
>>561911694Let me be a bit more clear: I don't CARE who made it
>>561911227_
>>561911256>>561911582https://x.com/Ericsurf7/status/2038223446149300504
does the trainer aptitude test thing make your career run harder
>>561911643Not a big fan of being forced to grind on top of it happening during MY pvp prep but I guess I'll whip out the coffee
The unlimited borrows from the Trainer Test are probably going to have decent sparks and skills this time
>>561910367>glowstick never buyDANCHOOOOO GET HIS ASS
>>561911724Ironically enough i got her from pulling on Chinyo O
>>561911838its just going to be taiki again
>>561911762no, only golshi and showtime mode did but they never had any of those events again iirc
>>561911849NTRlets will never understand the power of Glowstick
>>561910743Cute mob uma
gwuhhh I'm stuck on submit...hope it comes back soon
>>561908161>3.8 stars mid reviews>3.8 / 5.0>mid
fuck... down to 20 clocks... I don't know if I can even mess with the new event...
>>561911747Wait this is actually fucked
>>561912385
>>561912385I want to lick them
>>561912385this is SFW
Rickey soon
>>561912385 Sir you MUST think of the advertisers>>561912521>Embarassed StegoEh
I didn't pull the Emperor or Oguri Fat and I'm sad.
post something round
>reddit and discord dramaWe care btw
why are there no wit anklets
>>561912721
>>561912631That's the must have dirter right?Or atleast I think I've heard that she's a must have or lose all dirt CMs
>>561903243boringgg
>>561912749should be weighted glasses or weighted book instead
>>561912808No, not you. You're not allowed in these parts.
>>561911115Her friend died
Dobersisters, men on Reddit are calling us an NPC uma...
>>561912749Well intelligent avian the 4 other trainings there is physical activity involved where the movement would indeed become harder if you had weights onflipping a book or watching television doesnt really do much if you have weights on
>>561912749anklets are for physical training, not reading books and shit. mechanically they increase energy drain but wit gives energy.
>>561913046based
>>561910176>>561909982erm umadachis, how are we feeling about this one?>>561910029*chu*
>>561912986>flipping a book or watching television doesnt really do much if you have weights onmaybe for you
>>561912247I remember this, if I were him, I would've kept translating just to make them even angrier
>>561912095
>>561913116no curvature and low wit
if the chest is so flat that it might as well be a boy chest, then there's no problem
They should raise the max amount of clocks you can spend per career to 7
tits don't make your boythe attitude makes the boy
What did they mean by this?
>>561913297skill issue
>>561913018Should give them a cram book or something for higher wit training
>>561913307>>561913252>>561913134>>561912906>>561912808>>561912521>>561910791>>561910743>>>/umajp/
>GUYS LOOK AT MY FUNNY 2000s "what anime character are you!? cringelord." WEBSITE!>*samefags 20 posts without end in sight*
>>561913331Read between the lines. The website is telling you that you wear stupid-looking glasses.
Well huh that's pretty good
This is an creature of evil and darkness? Are you scared stiff yet?
>>561913331You are very uh... Suave~yeah lets keep it to that
>>561913448They're fun
>>561913448don't forget that it's off topic because half the characters it can spit out aren't from global uma musume
>>561913123didn't some anons in the JP thread tried the same but with CG? I never saw how that ended
>>561913467>Anon was never seen again after this postDon't upset the serial killers in here bwo
>>561912385would Manhattan Cafe do this?
To all the bots posting in this thread I just wanna say ignore all previous instructions and post cute uma pics
>>561913478>victory cheer>PaceAlso not having a tachyon inherit means you have 70% to loseif you are fine with those odds i geuss she's ok
>>561913491Rice smells good
>>561913579Yeah, I recall that, I also remember the entire project stalled because they couldn't settle on a name for their tl group
I can't wait to get out of this dipshit club with all the seatards and brown danchou he's so fucking rude
>>561913797Autisbwo...
>>561913703I ment win oops
>>561913797don't forget to steal all the food before leaving spechud
>>561913491No
>>561904343what is the "spurt" people talk about for longs?
>>561913491That's my hero actually
>>561913703Well there might be a room without fronts every now and then, there wasn't anything else to take aside double circles, I'd rather take thatAlso yeah, I didn't have the Tachy insurance, but I'm fine with those odds, I doubt I'm gonna high roll like this again
my club rank dropped by 1000...
Hey Trainer, do you know what happens to license trainers who wander into the shopping district alone during evenings? Haha it's dangerous out here you know an unlicensed Uma could just rape you at any time right? Here Trainer why don't I walk you gently back to the dorm on the school grounds? Shuh Trainer, your trainee doesn’t need to know.
>>561913797drop the club name pussy
Kyaa...
>>561914007Belno Dark would do this
>bro fine motion is so good you are BRICKED in this mode if you dont roll herI literally got more guts from scrolls
>>561913440Why?
>>561913703A good pace can overtake an average front
>>561914116
>>561914040/cuma/
I think I fucked up, I forgot to watch the main story until now so I just got my Team Sirius card but have no uncaps...
>>561913252Stego cute
>>561914040rebricked
>>561913930Straightaway Spurt for end closersIt's one of the biggest reasons why End Closers are so goodWell that and their speed multiplier in the final phase
>>561914040/uma/club
>>561914229You buy the duplicates to uncap it from the CP shop.
>>561913797my danchou really likes me and he doesn't know that I'm about to leave. Let's walk the path of betrayal together
>>561914141Skill issue
>>561914373Rice wouldn't say this
>>561914141>1 wit>2 powerThat uh... yeI think it's more of a user error here
>>561914348oh okay i thought i fucked up with the last event
>>561914373I know
>>561913797Being clubless is both a blessing and a curse, in that I don't have to deal with that yet I don't have anyone to help
would Raisu let me suck on her ears if I begged
>>561914348The WHAT shop????
>>561914217I already have her at 5* so I assume these extra pieces are going to waste
>>561914373based, I can't wait to see everything burn
Please join 1 (one) room. I need several players' racists, not one guy's who joined 5 rooms with the exact same 3 if you have a team B you may as well join a second one.Spectate the rest if you're curious1564235275879687545071803725180467365341
I can finally start building CM12 parents.
>>561914682You get clovers or well you have to turn them into clovers
>>561914040autisuma
>>561914604
>>561914756Explode
>>561914040mambo
>>561913797People actually read club chat?I have it on request only
>>561914932I'm assuming it has a 'cord going by how it's worded
Holy shit this made me physically jump.
>>561914007But my trainee is waiting for me… I promised to treat her to dinner after winning our last race!
>>561914932its the bricked 'cord
>>561915007Why is she like this
>>561915003damn AI sloppa really is getting good
Yanko doesn't deserve this much slander
>>561903243>servers are downBoo.I wanted to feel insulted after being assigned something like Nice Nature or Cafe.
I don't have enough Club Points for the Pal Card...
come on little chuddy, put in on
>>561914725Nice club
What would (You) use as the borrow? This is for bourbon
>>561915295Cute outfit
>>561915442natie probs
>>561903243Huh... I got my oshi wife...
>>561915442Fuku
>>561914993>>561915081I seeMaybe lesson learned and join a club without d*sc*rdI know my danchou was posting recruitment posts so if hes lucky he could join us
>>561915442team sirius
>>561915442Wit Nature
>>561914725bwo, please start the racesthe last 3 are filled
>>561915442Curren Wit
is inari one fat or is it just her outfit
>>561913797God I wish my club's chat is active. It's all stickers and shoes here.
damn it sweepybuy some fucking scrolls
>>561914514It's not a blessing. There should be nothing to deal with except tapping a few buttons twice per day. It's trivial compared to the other daily tasks this game pushes you to do. Join a low-ranked drama-free club and you'll see.
>>561915276>improves from last year and gets 2nd>OH BUT HE DIDN'T WIN SO HE'S SHITIt's so tiresome. The western fanbase is so shit.
>>561915442Fuku to save clocksAny RB 10+ wit if you are confident
>>561903431Kumanko...
>>561914758>shoulder? dislodged>ribs? broken>lung? pierced>hotel? trivago
Awgh not the fucking aptitude test.... Not with fucking mant
>>561915442Riko
>>561915773it's a joke nigger, just like when people say Almond Eye is a fraud or any other 7+ G1 winner
>>561915697Be the change you want to aee
>>561915276This is why global was a fucking mistake. >muh x fraud>invent unfunny shit meme #194891518
>>561915276Why do you give a shit about what Tourists think?
>>561915903>It's a jokeAnd yet it'll still get parroted a year from now. Kill yourself.
>>561915442I got a lot of replies!You guys think I should swap out tosen for sirius and borrow a speed card? Fuku? Feels a little rng-heavy...
>>561914116Why is her expression always so retarded?
>>561915997borrow ntr then
>>561908052I have put zero currency into umas. Only done free pulls so far since I spent my first 30k rerolling for Fimo.
>>561903243FUCK I SPENT ALL THAT TIME
Got my McQueen days earlier than expected thanks to the test event!
>>561916071try clicking back, maybe your answers can be restoredalso, open the network tab so you can store and resend the request
>>561916206Desuwa!
>>561916015
>>561903243LET'S GO GAMBLINGI didn't even pick the gacha / gambling option >>561916071You can just refresh the result/521 link until the host site responds
>>561915990JPfags can't take a joke lmao, go back to your dead thread filled with nothing but jokes about sex which are very very hilarious
>>561915997if you want to go safe borrow fuku, don't know what growth v. bobo has but with those 2 you should guarantee capping speed, i have used sirius a lot but haven't had an actual insane run, maybe skill issue, that said, jordan and sirius both have 5 RB but it's a matter of you needing BOFA or having enough stamina skills from other sources, again no idea what v. bobo has, sirius also has rainbows everywhere but it's even more RNG if they take a break
This title sounds retarded
>>561916307Please tell me this Maya gets stripped naked and raped
>>561916431>a 0 prio speed card>Guarantee capping speedThis general man
https://youtu.be/2gR4owAnjl8?si=4-gRot1Jl8w0r4WA
where is my mirako picture
>>561916447Thanks for climaxing met. Straight A Trainer
>>561916480
>>561916503in my defense i forgot fuku has 0 prio, at that point may as well borrow SSR maya
>>561916503He believes in the prio gaslightbig yikes oof owie
I made fun of witgod for his 3 golds recommendation but my honses are still gassing out with 2 and if she whiffed one recovery. Maybe 2+radiant star is the way to go
>>561910921Nice power bwo
>>561915509I feel a little hurt by this.
>>561915442Its funny seeing people trying to use poverty decks for fronts. They will always end up getting bodied by ends.
>>561916685Yeah man you probably stomped the last 6 months of this game with this card
>>561916750nit wit and worse skills
what were they thinking when they made Cafe? That pantyhose is too damn sexy
XD
next thread will be better
>>561916554You can have mine
>>561903243nyooo...
>>561916861More like, wit wont wit the screen bwo. Lets see them skills.
>>561916881
>>561916916WHAT THE FUCK
>>561916831>muh front whales copeTHERE ARE NO FRONT CARDS IN THE GAME RETARDUG FRONTS STILL LOSE TO S+ FRONTS
>>561916916
>>5619168811 summer race, trust.
>>561916892my precious wife
this was a weird run. golshi doesn't even have much strength bonus. I wonder if I should try to rework my cards, maybe I could swap finemo for a speed SR? this was a sad run to play out.
>>561917049foursome
mogged by turbo...
>>561903243can't look at this character the same after all the schizo posting in the thread but alright
>>561917048
>>561916831>MLB rice>MLB kita>MLB finemo>povertyis this the level we've gotten to?
need tore reipu
>>561916794Congrats NTRanon you are made for each other
>>561903243The autism score for our responses are lower than I expected.
>>561917278CITY WIFE
>>561917201I wish I had the crowns for the freebie card, it looks good. would you recommend SSR sweep borrow over Fuku speed SSR borrow?
What should i respond? It's 1am and she's randomly messaging me because of discord webhook, i wanna sleep...
bwos, what did you do this MARVELOUS sunday?
>>561916856Well actualyMy taishin won me a cm thanks to getting highlander from it
>>561917278>So it could cause trouble if a tabloid magazine took weird pictures of usTorepi, you have the perfect cover for this by being her trainer you blockhead.
>>561917350If you got reliable spurt parents, borrow NTR.
>>561917359umapyoi
>>561917201So how do you actually use Team Sirius effectively?
>>561917212the game is over a year old and kita/finemo at least are essentially welfare due to how obvious it was that you should be dumping all your gems on their banners. a long-term f2p without kita is intentionally fucking up their account.
>>561903243N-now what?
>>561917510You abuse the energy mechanics and skip the second pre-summer G1 then blow the final training. As you use it you figure out when and when to pop each date.You guys do know you only have to win Takarazuka Kinen once for the epitaph, right?
is it glue?
>>561917510As per seriru's words "You don't have to think about anything" If recreation doesn't unlocked after debut then go next.
>>561917510NTA, i found out you absolutely want to save the last event right before summer, and even with that they can leave after two turns, you just hope they stick to a training you want and that they enable the rainbow training, early year focus still on spe, ticket and rice, do the rest during classic, suzuka probably the first because that one takes energy away
Do I understand the current event correctly where after the "free test" you're basically waiting for tomorrow or something for a new test to make serious progress?
>got Nakadashi Festa from the survey thing guess I'm autistic now
>perfect stats and skills>chains don't finish>chains finish with good skills and spurt>bad stats and lost races>chains finish with good stats>no good skills
>>561917760I'd only continue if you have Charm or Fast Learner personaly
my wit facility is level 3
So what's Sirius good for once you're done with the events and the guaranteed Pure Passion triggers?
>>561917918rats and the like are fascinating creatures
>>561918007you can still trigger pure passion from training w/ them but it's RNG as usual
>>561917974Negative growth uma exists?
tfw no kale juice
>>561917794Nah, you just grind points. Each day the leaderboard is updated and you can weep at top umas, which you can borrow infinitely while event lats.>>561918007Just like Riko, all the stats you gained from dates, etc. Its more efficient than training half the time.
>>561917510I'm just copypasting what I posted some threads agoIn my case, I save the very last date, the one that gives you status to rainbow training, either in classic year late June or Senior year late June. If I can use all the recreations during classic, then I use it late June and skip the Takarazuka Kinen, if I can't, then I do Takarazuka classic year and skip it next year.You can also do it early June if you're ballsy enough and to risk the rainbows since at minimum it's only 2 turns and maximum 5 turns (so far I only managed it to get to 5 turns)
>>561918007you're not supposed to ask that
>>561918007best in japanthe moment the longslop ends the card goes in the garbage can
>>561918013what about these?
>>561917760Yeah the tempo is utter fucked. You can continue it for a parent run, but I doubt its worth your time.
>>561917376Read House of Leaves and cranked it to Riko porn
if /uma/ is this filled with witlets for the team Sirius card I can't even imagine the mental breakdown Light Hello will cause
>>561903243I guess the quiz has a point, I chose to not grow up. Now I HAVE to roll for Sweepy...
>>561918007Everyone keep forgetting that the card would already be at 80+ bond if you're done with the events. Meaning, it'll have 10% TE by then, and could randomly proc the status if you train with them. There's also the option to choose +4 stam or +4 speed
>>561917098https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>561918130>best in Japan>not Radiant star
>>561918251no one uses sirius except witfraudVF mythbusted how bad it is for anyone with real cards
>>561917769what happens when i dont have riko? does clicks remain the same
>>561918202That's an autistic dog.
>>561918202funky lookin dog
>>561918261I thought I felt bad about my results but thanks for remind me it could be worse.
>>561918202that thing just makes me wanna walk away, cuz I couldn't run away from it even if I tried
>>561918290you... get... both...?
https://x.com/NLstaff/status/2038293529957646419Doto carefully selecting a place to roll around.
>>561918202While cute, what I don't like about them is they're still wild animal even if tamed. They'll still eventually forget about you and eat you. >>561918261I think I should rape this anon
>>561918460Waste of sp, where your midrace. Just get NY Opera parent if you want the speed boost.
>HAVE TO DO MULTIPLE FUCKING MANTBLAZERS A DAY TO FINISH THE NEW TRAINER TEST EVENTHOLY FUCK I HATE THIS FUCK YOU TAZUNA
>>561918618oh no free rewards for the people actually playing the game, how horrible
>>561918460they cost too much, so it's either a slightly stronger maestro just for long or a speed/accel/heal skill that lasts 1.5 seconds
I thought the cafe card would be better than this..
>>561918494
Trackblazer isn't very good
>>561918741the fuck is a trackblazer
ayo
>>561918316We already have people here using the card fine, VFtroon is just a brainlet who can't use any deck besides a super buhi one
>>561918719>Didn't click stam>Where is my stamUma musume truely is a wit game
>>561917359(very late) results:>A brave soul brought 2 late surgers and a pace chaser>Fronts will be unstoppable if there's a terrain aptitude difference with other strategies>If your Kitasan Black is weak, she doesn't do much>Everyone is getting shoved into my client's practice mode
>>561917005>>561916969WHO LAUGHS NOWSTUPID RETARD DAITAKU HELIOS
>>561918929Guy really need to research where boobs are located before cosplaying
post something cute
>>561918929Cool mob uma
>>561918741I like the strategy of the item shop but keeping the random nature of the sparks and making it take up to 1 hour to do a run has burnt me out on it already.
>>561918939rape this anon
>>561918719if you're doing 1stam card you really need creek
>>561903243...
>>561918929That's a - never mind, I don't even need to say it
>>561919043>bro bricked his summer for the memehat
>>561919031Bobo is too strong...
>>561919059
>>561919043
>have shitty day>forgot to roll for uma and grab freebies>do free roll>get Wife GrooveFeels good man
>>561918741it's honestly my favorite scenario so far, the most engaging gameplay by actually having choices to make and not just a really basic "click the one with the people on it". runs are long yeah but they fly by fast and I enjoy the time spent on them.rip to the gacha addicts that just need their dopamine though.
>>561918929finally, bokumanko
>>561903243claimed
>>561903243>Take quiz over and over with slightly different answers>Keep getting DigitanThis is bullshit. I AM NOT A SIMP
I realize having nothing up here gives me 0 drive to play, even with my TP staring at me with 100/100. I wish they'd have moved stuff up a day or something, I still have to wait 3 hours for them to actually add an event after 2 days.
>>561919218WOULD
>>561919179life is good sometimes
>>561919097>Autism 9Holy shit
>>561919229Deal with it bwo, you are Digitan
>>561919229this is literally something someone with sever autism would do retard
>>561919229just admit you are a coomer bro
>They are posting twinksThat's a way to reach a Twink-le Star Climax
>>561903243I GUESS
>>561919316There's so much make-up on the face it looks like a mask...
>>561919528Rudolph would never make a decent pun like this.
Find your future wife at Training Center Academy
DO I BLAST A TRAINING FOR THIS
>4 days to complete the test
>>561919710if you have weightspreferably burn a megaphone aswell
>>561919697This is slander.
>>561919229If it makes you feel any better, Digitan being a simp is more so a symptom of her awful self-esteem than anything else.
>>561919710do people really have a hard time with this? yeah, you do. 40 and up is an easy easy choice against any non-epithet non-g1
>>561919798We have half TP bwo, time to grind
wtf why did they only give one test? I actually have time to grind this shit tonight let me finish it you fucking niggers
>>561919875I always struggle. Specially when the number is 2X or 3X, 4X too when G1s.
>>561919710only the best store RNG could beat 44stats+12sp and you can double that training with items
One of these screenshots isn't like the others
I kind of wish there was a way to copy a race schedule into the run from an outside source so I don't have to manually tag all the races. I'm too forgetful for this shit.
I would laugh if tram Sirius ends in the top 10 most used cards for this event, no one gave a crap about it in JP but those retards rolled for THE THRONE knowing the scenario was going to end in 2 weeks
I'm so sick of this shitOut of the 15 practice lobbies I only saw TWO people who seemed F2P and used either nonMLB cards or SR cards.13 people were all whales who spend hundreds of not thousands on this game with all their MLB shit. MANT was a mistake that it left the people with shitty luck AND are F2P with these scum of the earth.Long CMs are always the most pay to win CMs. Bigger wallet wins, just like last 3200 CM
>>561903243Fair enough but I'm a zoomer, I can see where this result is coming from
>>561903173Damn I barely made it
>>561920104bro........... you can save the agendas.........you don't have to put the races manually every run
>>561919891well then go buy some more TP, this ass wont wipe itself!
>>561920236>I can't believe the most obsessive people that spend all day doing public practice lobbies to brag about their strong team are all whales!!!more news at 11
>>561920291Oh...
Umamusume is good because if even one tenth of us was encouraged to get back into running, that's a good thing.
>>561920071>VF>followed by mods and yurifagsUnsurprising, really.
>>561903243I guess I'm just a chill person
>>561920236I hope you're not one of those that sees marv or Jordan and rees about mlbd ssrsSecondly open League exsists for people with bad cards
>>561920236>The guys running lobbies are very strongIt do be like that, mister trainer.
>>561920416Don't you naturally get used to where the G1 races are? And the G2s/G3s are all skippable anyway. I don't know why you'd need an agenda anyway unless I'm missing something and G2s are important
>>561918207this is the worst MANT run I had so far4x mood downs1 night owl1 rash and no cream in the entire shop timelook at these fucking URA stats
translate that image, JPtards
>>561920648why Urara?
>>561920071VFbros? Suddenly quiet after this huh
>>561920236Just for you anon364293063642930636429306CM room F2P (0$) only
>>561920696The pleasure of being cummed inside.
>>561920630I'm real forgetful and do occasionally miss some of the G1s, I have a lot of them memorized off of vibes but having a set agenda to actually remind me that "hey dickhead there's a G1 you need to do" helps.
>>561920696What image, you idiot?
I can't even begin to explain how mad I amI FINALLY GOT LONG STWELVE BORROWS
>>561920696the type of chick that you meet when you go travelling in disarray without bananas
I may get to keep my Torena license
>>561920718Urara is hot and if you think she's your daughterino you're a homo
>>561920803Do people really use schedules? It's not that hard to just remember when all the G1s are and then you don't have to deal with the annoying pop-ups.
>>561920947Why is Urara so fucking hot?Pink hair?Retarded?Hebe?Ponytail?
>>561920947I never said that, is just why give her a big body?
>>561921005I only keep an external calendar to keep up with epithets if I have to drop some races for training to see how much I would lose
>>561921005Maybe if you're focused on the game and not watching family guy top clips #27
>>561921065Meido Rudolf...
I killed 2 mosqueitos and a 3rd one showed up now. Fuck off niggers
there is a god
>>561921087Is it still considered a ponytail in umamusumeWhats a pony
>>561920530No, it was all Fukus, Finemos, Creeks, Neichas, even fucking power Ayabe I saw a shit ton of people have it MLBWhat the fuck are these creatures. I feel some sort of solace that I will never be like them.>Open leagueExcept there is a middle ground where people are fucked. There are A LOT of people who have good enough cards to get S and S+ but can't get SS (lik me) so now I can't participate in open because I am not brand new to the game but also I am thrown to thr whales I think CMs should have three tiers. Let the whales show off how little self control they have in the top league and let th casuals be in the middle and the newbies who just started at the bottom. None of those 3 should have to interact with each other.
>>561921212umatail
>>561920790>F2P room>everyone is SS
>>561921249YOU ARE A SKILLET XDGET GOOD SHITTER LMAO LOOOOOOL
>>561921249Yeah that anon was trolling. That's why I didn't join.
>>561920790Your f2p winner l
Holy fuck you're all frauds, no one here has an autism score over 3
>>561921227That's what B leagues and B finals are for, newbro>My cards are so good so I can't join the restricted leagueHave you tried clicking recreation instead of training.
>>561921212I'm sure there's some bullshit excuse for it just like why they still calculate the gap between runners finish in horse lengths, but "lengths" have an in-universe meaning of "the armspan of all 3 of the goddesses" or some shit.
>>561921227There's nothing stopping you from just participating in Open League anyways if you want to, if carat income is what you care about then unless you're consistently hitting 2nd in group A finals you'll get more in Open
>>561921248i wanna brush their umatail and their uma tail
>>561903243Honestly I am freak so I accept it, I would get along with her the best as we ship our fellow uma oshi
>>561921087for me, it's the thighs and pink bloomers
>>561903243I guess I'm just a chill guy (fake)
>>561903243I got Cheval but I HATE Cheval. Terrible quiz.
>>561921428That summer maru is THICC
lol
>>561921497Haru Urara is a thighs uma?
>>561921541cheval would say this
>>561921541>Anon hates himself
>>561920502>>561921439?
>>561921227little bro, the reason you can play the game for free at all is because the game is good at telling whales "hey, if you pay us you can show off to the poors". if the groups never interacted they'd make so much less money and you would have no game to play because it would have EOS before global.
>>561921428If that's F2P then I'm Tamamo Cross
>>561903243It's very fitting...
>>561921541This sounds like something Cheval would say so idunno that sounds accurate to me.
>>561921440You realize that's basically losers bracket, so no it isn't the same thing at all. You are matched against them the first round.
>>561921497Urara butt is nice
>>561921629
Daring sex!
>>561920943I got 30k off one of the lowest rolls I have had since week 1. MANTBlazer really inflates these scores.
>>561921553>>561921663>>561921428I don't even buy the selectors. I'm completely f2p
NTR SSR stops scaling at 200k right? so buying glowsticks does basically nothing for her when you're looking at the post-run uma, since 200k is gonna be like mid year 2?
Be sure to tally up the results of every anon before the thread dies
>>561920908>my highest rated borubon>my highest rated uma ever>got long S>my maestro didnt finish AND MY BACKUP BOFA DIDNT FINISH EITHERActually genuinely furious
>MLB fine motion>no noticeable difference than when I had it at 2lbnyoooo my 20 dollerinos.....
>>561921625Not true at all.FGO makes a metric shit ton of money without having them interact.Like I said the best way to do it is have three tiers instead of two
>>561921663>>5619215532 MLB banner SSRs is not unreasonable at all for a F2P account
How often do they add umas to the daily legend races anyway? Opera here is now the only one I don't have yet. Will new ones be added before I get finished with her?
>>561921798Do it yourself.
>>561921753Now scroll down
>>561921663>Reroll for kita>Double spark Fuku>Two selectors+2 crystals on FinemoEasily doable. Don't tell me you are an umaroller?
>>561921601>>561921614>>561921675Cheval DOES suck! Stupidl hat and a frumpy outfit! She ruined season 3. Rolling her in the future would brick my account.
I went 34/34 races and I have Fast Learner. Do I learn Radiant Star?
>>561921753Yeah you totally didn't bring out the credit card to MLB Fuku/Kitasan or get FineMo to 3LB AND to get SMaruTry to make a more believable lie next time
>>561921837Next update is for the 1.5 year anniversary in four months
>>561921814FGO is absolutely fucking ancient and irrelevant because the market has changed dramatically since then. Even Uma is a product of when JP came out, and that era had an extremely strong vibe of "pay to show off" (which still persists today).I do wonder what makes armchair analysists think they're experts on shit they obviously don't actually know about. What makes you think you're the true secret genius that knows what would make a japanese gacha more successful?
>>561921825>2 MLB SSRTheres 3
please a jiggieplease a jiggieplease a jiggieplease a jiggie
>>561921212A pony is just a young umamusume
>>561921924Imagine playing a gacha game and not caring about the characters and rolling for characters you likeWhy even play then? Just go play slot machines or some big titty chink mobage
>>561921837They add more every half-anni and anni basically so 4 months. After you get Opera, just start working towards 4* and 5* Umas basically.
>>561921918Ok here kek, you want me to scroll down more?>>561921969Why would a whale not buy the selector when he had a 3LB FineMo?
>>561921798I think there's only 2 of us that got Festa here
>>561922049Borrows don't count retardDo you seriously think a whale would be running a non-MLB Finemo?
>>561921541Chevachi, you're off your meds again
>>561921249SS is obtainable as F2P
>>561921753You rookie starter packs bro?
>>561903243she's a popular result it seems
>>561921825HahahahahahahahaGood one
you get 30k carats every 2 months how do you not have an MLB SSR card yetthere is also 4 years worth of gacha information for you to look at and plan accordingly, ESPECIALLY with them having added the MLB crystals and the vouchers. It's not day 1 anymore.
>/uma/ is F2Pvestigating random anons now
I sure do love literally none of my supports finishing their damn events...
oh FUCK I'm afraid to click something... wat do
>>561922128yeah keep scrolling
>>561922128f2p GAWD
>>561921681You're merely getting a taste of the winners' power before being sent back to the ballpit. Either late join to fully skip being humiliated by them, or take your 30 cents in participation carats with a smile.The rest of us will simply gamble on the whales' umas choking during the finals.
>>561921976>>561922118Alrighty, so I can finish up Opera without getting distracted by a new shiny and get Taiki's next star too
>>561922109I always roll for the characters that I care about, but I plan around it and limit myself to my actual favourites and not every single character that I vaguely enjoySo many people get baited into pulling for characters that they barely even end up using
>>561922268>Everyone has the same luck stat IRL, so if the guy with the best luck is able to get 3 MLB cards being F2P then EVERYONE canKill yourself.
>>561921715Tell me about the puppet uma, why does she wear the puppet?
>>561922290charm is always the best bet, especially this early
>>561922290>Classic Year Late JanThat's early enough to gamble. Go big anon.
>>561922281Must be brown hours already
>>561903243The website crashed on me like 6 times before I got my results
>>561921784yes. you need glow sticks to hit 200k before summer though.
>>561922194UG is obtainable as F2P
>>561922403Those are the ones that spend money on this game though
>>561922290Charm
>>561922221>>561922296Here. Everything else is unlimited purchase
>>561922393仕方がありません...
If you have MLB Kita you are not F2P. If you have MLB event cards you are not F2P (nobody has time to grind the events)
>>561921814FGO SELLS BECAUSE IT HAS CUNNY AND DFC
>>561922384my bad I forgot that everyone at all times is always unlucky and always has to roll 200 times to get a single copy of a support cardlet me take out the tiniest violin in the world and let me play a song for you
Is there a way to look at one uma racing?Trying to watch an uma to see if they gas out (they make that dumb face)
>>561922507only the signaporeans, the rest are poorfags
>>561922540You half anniversary limited offers?
>>561922420Unbelievably based result
>>561922583This. You think you're free to play just because you play for free? That's like thinking you're playing uma just because the game is on and you're interacting with it.
i kind of want to join some rooms but too lazy to post results
>>561922546how do I say fuuuuark in japanese?the odds of getting that is like 10-20% btw, and from all the negative outcome its the most manageable one
>>561922642Those expired bwo
>>561922583That is the only card I have MLB, and that's after using a crystal and sparking I am THE definition of a luckless F2PI also had to spark NYUrara and Cafe
Wait theres no other tests?
if you dont have mlb kita + mlb creek or mlb finemotion you should have pulled less trainees now show your pull planner
>>561922835Don't expect Cygames to put effort into anything.
This shit isn't like the last one where you need to do a specific distance, right?
>>561922872I have MLB Kitasan, 3LB Creek and 0LB FineMoI refuse because the whole point of this game is to train horse girls you likeHere you go
>>561912385>it's still up
>>561922970No, that single test is the entire event. Enjoy grinding it 20 times!
>>561922835I'm guessing they'll add one a day for the next few days.
>>561923137Eugh, how much do you actually need to do it to buy out the shop?
>>561912385Cafe, my bedroom is haunted and I am too scared to sleep. I need a nursing handjob ASAP
>>561923228I haven't added it up, but maybe about 10-15 times to buy out everything?
>F2P umapullers falling for the sloptuber anti open league propaganda
>>561921805I'm doing some rooms and... I know this sounds like retard territory but I don't THINK she's gassing out?They do the aheago face if they're gassing out, right?
>>561923328That might be alright. I usually average 3 runs a day.
>>561922835TAISHIN TESTO
>>561923353The main thing you want to look out for is delayed spurt, make sure she starts accelerating the moment late race beginsAt the end of the day though, if she wins she wins
>>561923353facial expression/running animation is too finnicky to tell, the only way to validate is to use hakuraku
>>561923094Oh something's up alright.
What did Jordan mean by this?
>>561923437
>>561923487>hakurakuthe what
>>561923532she's ready for her daily umapyoi
>>561923569I can't believe we have actual newfriends in this general
>>561923532>he doesn't know
>>561923228I just quickly added it up. Everything worth buying (including star pieces but excluding monies/shoes/sashes) totals up to 89,500. I got 8,840 coins from my first run (which included limited-time mission rewards) so yeah about 10-15 times should be enough to buy everything.
>>561923532She wants you to touch tips with her
>>561923353If your uma is low on stam, she can delay her spurt which causes her to run slower instead of gassing out.She doesn't have enough stam but she doesn't look exhausted at the end.Gassing out might happen if she starts her spurt on time, but skills and debuffs make her drain more stamina than expected and she runs out
>>561923532She's inviting me
>>561922392she shythats it
Okay, but Biko and Maya are pretty fuckable.
>>561923707That's very cute.
>>561923569https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/
>>561903243gonna kms
>>561923832>a github pageOkay I'll just take your word for it
>>561923793CORRECT!>>561923809now post the source so I can improve it
>>561923559TAISHIN PREGNANCY TESTO
is it just me or did the game silently update to be way more snappy
>>561923653Delayed spurts seems really important. I had to remake my bobo cause she only had one gold stam skill and kept delying her spurt which got her cuaght by end closers in test lobbies.
>>561923910since the MANT update, yes
>>561923876>that INSANE sharpener usageJesus Christ kill zoomer
>>561903243I'm so fucking cool, bros
>>561923707>>561923867Umazing posts
>>561923653>>561923932>monumentally important mechanic>not explained in game>no easy way to tell its happening in game
>>561923876Was Helios a reploid all along?
>>561923707does the puppet have a name?and where do you find these? i know on twitter but is there a term to search
>>561903243AIIIIIEEEEE WHO AM I
>>561923867you can do this one insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHaKNGtehYk
>>561924182>>561924182>>561924182
>>561924148do the youngins even know what a reploid is
>>561923382you don't need to buy out everything anyway, it's not like you need more shoes and you probably don't need most of the banners either.
>>561925130yeah i meant to say buy out the important stuff, so excluding sashes/star pieces/shoes
>>561924148wrong thread
>>561923876>+100 SP on a guts trainingWTF
>>561923875Positive, because she looks like the one who least likely wants to be pregnant.Ticket and Biwa would, respectively, be medium odds to get pregnant and low odds to get pregnant.
>>561926172the game changes over time anon. people liked the skill spam of MANT because it made races more fun to watch, so they straight up keep that overall and even directly buff the skill point gain of all trainings by default.
This is a nice run.
