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yankomanko
>>561924182Sex claims this thread, you can only post sexy images or you will be cursed for this CM
My future...
MY FIRST SSAND YES, I AM A F2P CHADAAAAAAAAAADAYTOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>561924193I won't, nice try tho.
...
Dirt only is okayish if you bring 60 RB, and still missed like 400 SP despite racing 36 times like a regular Turf umamusumeWhen do they add the Dirt G1s for MANT?
Doing practice rooms and out of these 3 kitas the right one has won 14 of the 20 roomsI don't understand this game
>>561924440When Grand Live drops
>marked
>>561924472Maybe persocoms is more up to their speed. Or t-dolls.
>>561924478>THHThat's why
>>561924440Cygames didn't expect anyone to like Falco so they didn't bother with Dirt G1s until Copano Rickey released
this test feels out of place in this scenario
>>561924615I'M BEGGING for ludolf to mark me
>>561924478the real trick is to identify the wrong one as the best and watch metaslaves invent reasons
>>561924478>The one with best mid race winsWhat a surprise!
>>561924478I've seen that one on the right as well, how the fuck is he winning without groundwork?
>>561924478Left is understammed, middle has dodging danger with no return skill, right has good skillsPretty straightforward
>>561924615Luna is a high maintenance Uma
>>561924615
Are Zebras and Donkeys still regular animals or are they musume'd as well?
Waityou guys think best in japan isn't worth it because of radiant star?
Took the test all the cool kids are doing and all I have to say is who dis?
I will never doubt seriru again, this sirius card is pretty damn good.
When do we get Tracen ondo?
>>561924831>>561924795>>561924382>>>/umajp/
Helios is so cute I listen to this like almost every time when I'm bored and just want some noise in the backgroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JufCbebMPE
what if Luna NTRs Luna?
>>561924831Have you tried reading?
>>561924795
>>561924795>arm wrestling an uma>arm wrestling GentildonnaJust say yes
>>561924704Normally groundwork is more important than taking the lead because it lasts longer, but on a super long track since all skills last 3.2x longer taking the lead alone is enough to comfortably reach top speed, so groundwork is a bit redundant
>>561924886Why did I waste my crowns on fucking Brian
>>5619249212028
what kinda weird ass name is hokko tarumae anyway
umanko
>>561925052Hokko on DESE NUTS
>>561924886seems shit to me>get to first summer with like 2 cards at rainbow>sirius can just end the buff after 2 turns>even if the ZERO PRIORITY CARD lands where you want in the first summer, has super weak rainbowsfeels like it just bricks the fuck out of your stats and best in japan is kind of expensive even with MANT skill points
>>561925015I genuinely don't know if you're trying to gaslight me but I'm tired of not getting Groundworks onto my Kitasan so I'm just going to go all in on Stamina and Midleg Speed
>>561924995
You can't just add uma to every word, that's umatarded
>>561924802Best in Japan is identical to (but usually cheaper than) Innate Experience, which has been known to be a great skill from the beginning
umarriage
>>561924976>>561924985>Into the APP storyline>All that text when all that's needed is "Manga luna gets throw together with Game Luna" or something like that
How do you make yourself smell good?I don't have a good nose for perfume and deohodorant, they all smell like alcohol to me.I like women's perfume tho.
How many members will leave your club this month? Ours is about three fiddy
Teaching my umas how to hit umach speed and break the umaound barrier
>>561925187
>>561925307use womens perfume
>>561925307>they all smell like alcohol to me.Because they are. That, or literal whale cum.
>>561925175In this CM groundwork is the gaslight, ironically enough
>>561925339mambodanchou will kick all the mamboletstrust the mamboplan
Would you take this training or do HJF?
>>561925264>Manga luna gets throw together with Game LunaThat would be implying that they both get throw into a 3rd location
>>561925206You're thinking of Overwhelming Pressure.
>>561925339hopefully danCHUD kicks the fl*tliner but idk
I want these anons from last thread:>>561918290>>561918571>>561918707And these anons:>>561924886>>561925206to get in an argument. No more "new thread new gaslight" you all fight it out
Bourbon is so fucking pretty
>>561924886You can't post shit like that without proof. I haven't gotten past S+ with it yet.
>>561925375
>>561925439Fillies if you're going Tiara.
no joke what am I supposed to be doing about running out of clocks now... can you even get them with cash?
>>561925439If you're tiara route HJF is worth 30 stats from epithets alone, so it's a must take in this situationIf you're not tiara route then just train
>>561925448>"OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT"By which I (obviously) meant "anything shorter than this wordy dog shit".
>>561925551you use carats once you're out
Where are all of the Air Shakur fanfics? (Bonus points if not yuri.)
>>561925307Just shower every day and you're good
>>561925583I'd rather just quit for a while until they hand out more for free
>>561925548>>561925578I'm not going Tiara route so I think I'll train. Thanks for your replies.
>>561925307Bro if youre so noseblind that one million smells like savauge farenheit you might be cooked and should just ask a friend to help you out
>>561925547
>>561925480No? Those skills are completely different, wtf are you talking about. Best in Japan and Innate Experience are both random point in final corner 3 second .35 speed, Overwhelming Pressure is late race overtake trigger, completely different
>>561924328144p source from youtube it ishere is the other one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuK2Yrx-Yp0
>>561925480>Overwhelming PressureIsn't that one ass?
>>561925624I checked AOO the other day, there's a lot of fanfic but not a lot of smut, and most of them are schizo crossovers filled with tumblr fandom references, and the other are cheap yuri,I'm reading a parody of 100 kanojo now but it's still on the early stepsThe God Tier fanfics are in Pixiv
which uma name is the weirdest? like something that really makes you do a double take like "huh? what kinda fuckass name is that??"excluding the matikanes because they're in a league of their own
>120 clocks leftI'm not gonna make it brahs
>Yasuda Kinen>Mile C>750 speed>3 gold speed skills>Still can't get firstI wish they tracked the # of clocks burned per horse in a wall of shame. Doto takes top spot, and likely will never be beat.
Jordan borgar!
>>561925307Shower often and let your pores absorb the fresh fragrant of your scented candles...or use good smelling lotions. I don't know, I don't smell good.
>>561925826you might have to use THAT
>>561925719
>>56192577560% of all uma fics on AO3 are "trainer gets forcefemmed into an uma by the three goddesses/tachyon/whatever"
>>561925719howaaaa
>>561925778Royce and Royce. Who are the two Royces? Are there even two of them?
>>561925709I actually do that, got a friend who likes to collect Perfumes, he's a fan of those arabians one that were trendy last year.I tried them but they were too strong for my nose.Something that i don't understand is that. Perfumes are pheromones, Men perfumes are made to attract women, they were made so Women smell them. And Women's perfume were made to be smelled by Men.Then how can I know if a men perfume smell good if I'm not a woman and my body can't phisically perceive the pherormones as are intended to?
Can Biko even explain what a pegasus is?
>>561925793sssssssssssssssex
So what is the secret to Ug rank? Grab as many white skills and don't fall into grabbing gold ones?
>>561925826f2p friendly scenario. you rike?
>>561925902
>>561925849MANTBLAZER has made me more of a tryhard than any actual CM hasthe whole "my oshi? oguri/pasa" is real as fuck now just because I only want to play umas who can consistently win races
vodka....
>>561926024>So what is the secret to Ug rank?money
>>561926067F2P is when you don't buy clocks from the daily shop
>>561925902>>561925953should i roll? she looks too cute
>>561926084Okay sure, I have all the MLB SSRs, now what?
>>561926000>Women's perfume were made to be smelled by Men.Lol. Lmao. Rofl.Men perfumes are powerful as they have to counter manly stink and sweat, woman perfume doesn't have this issue, so all they need to do is make woman that buy overpriced sperm happy when they smell their own farts.
>>561926079Delete this.
>>561926115What does your pull plan say?
>>561926078can you please stop posting uma tits?it makes me feel small
>>561926073
>>561926197it says fenomeno and wonder acute
>>561926024Gutmaxxing and a lot of luck
AHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THE TRAINER EXAM WHY ARE YOU FORCED TO GRIND IN FUCKING MANT OF ALL THINGS
>>561924704people highly over-rate groundwork on long tracks. it's critical for shorter races, but you have a fucking lot of time for shit to happen after the start of the race for 3200m, the first 200m barely matter.
Been imagining a bit of my Trainer OC having a ptsd episode and snaps out of it due to Special Week calling out his name.Pic related
>>561926193no, its hot
Which Uma is most likely to get pregnant or, in the sad case of a female trainer, adopt the child of her female trainer?
>>561926249Mejiro Bright is not Fenomeno or Wonder Acute
>Filter image md5>[-]
>>561926115Check her story's first 4 episodes and roll if your heart says so. I was pleasantly surprised.
>>561925926To be fair I do want to read about Rudolf forcing herself onto her trainer
>>561925307If you take a warm bath then shower you can scrub most of the filth away.Afterwards I don't know, use a soap bar and lathe yourself with it then wash yourself.As long as you don't smell (bad), your clothing's laundry detergent's scent should carry you but everyone will see you before they smell you so you should also look not homeless or schizophrenic.
>>561926343
>>561926343>know that you do this now>will now re-create or mildly edit images to avoid your filter
>>561926239
holy shitthank fuck I didn't abandon this god awful run. parents really do come out from the worst possible runs.
i'm saving for our mejiro HERO instead
>>5619264134chan X lets you randomize hash as well, although that may make the archivers pay more to store duplicate images
>>561926000If they actually wanted to appeal to men they wouldnt use perfume at all. You know this. These products are meant just to show off, like expensive watches for men.
I did 3 runs today danchou, will you play wilds with me now?
>>561926405My armpits sweat a lot for some reason, even in winter, and it's not that I just want to not smell bad. I want to smell nice, like there's some men that smell really good, like those cute comics where an Uma is melling her trainer, and well some women had that nice fruity smell from all that scented shampoo they use
>>561926506bro ill play wilds with youjk im a shitter who gets his ass handed to him by AT ark its hard
>>561926432lovey dovey sex with palmer
>>561926420
you just like sweepy because shes loli slop
>>561926420>exclusive lifelong trainercanon
>>561926584bush under leotard
>>561926000men that wear perfumes are faggots, the perfume is designed to attract other faggots. If you think it smells nice it should be working fine.
>>561925175You can just watch any of the CM rooms. The fronts all jostle around and trade first a couple of times as they hit their different midrace skills. This isn't a short race where whoever wins the fight for the front gets to keep it until the last corner.
>>561892737it's time for global to heal
>>561926663hello rajeesh
I can excuse putting shoes in the rewards, but why the fuck is it only medium and long shoes and not the few types people might actually fucking care about, dirt and sprint?
>>561926583You should go to a dermatologist, unironically. I had that issue and they recommended me a good deodorant (since it wasn't actually something bad, but it could be)
>>561926597
>>561926690That's definitely chatgpt
>>561926584That's ok, I'm also a shitter
>>561926343thanks anon, i'll do this every time someone posts stupid shit like >561926690
>>561926709bwo indians are the type of people that wear perfume because they think it's an alternative to showering
>>561926663>men that wear perfumes are faggots/thread>>561926583>started randomly using old spice for the hell of it>even my mom likes it, resulting in her stealing itpeople seriously overthink this shit, just use whatever the hell you think "smells nice", best case being that you don't have to use anything at all, simple take a shower and stop being a smelly ni
>>561926621that's our tiara HERO to you
>>561926765sadly I don't have insurance (NEET) and for some reason all the dermatologist in my city are fucking women and they're retarded (I also have a long acne problem for more than 10 years and a scalp problem but they failed to recomend me anything useful), the only time I had a good dermatologist was a guy and after COVID he got fired in a reduction of personnel
latam uma is a bit unhinged
mana from heaven...
>>561926772
>>561926621Calling loli "slop" doesn't make sense. Slop is low-effort garbage pumped out for the mindless masses, yet normies universally hate and fear the cunny.
wait, the aptitude test is only the free one?that's gay, the one in unity was an actual hard event
the clock burn should go down in the shorter cms don't worry too much
>>561926825>just use whatever the hell you think "smells nice"That's the problem, they all smell bad for me, everytime I get people saying "hey smell this, it's nice" and it makes me step back
>there are deodorantlets ITT rn
>>561927030I'm in the single digits here
>>561926690>Can't even stand a single day
>>561927030Ha. Hahaha. That's funny.
>>561926982"-slop" is just low effort poster slop>>561927030eventually MANT is powercrept and the other scenarios aren't usually this clock heavy either
i haven't made an SS uma since the first weeki think i'm retarded
>>561927015Wait theres no other aptitude tests? How are we supposed to farm points?
>>561926000The way you know is if you try them and they work as compliment getters. This is why some are so much more expensive than others despite being made of the same like 30 bucks max in materials, it's about the combination that's been shown to work. Which isn't to say mid to low grade scents don't work in fact I've had my fair share of fond experiences with breakout scents for a group, but typically those brands can set 150+ 300+ prices for a reason, because they're proven.Find something you can tolerate or even enjoy, check reviews, honestly I feel like with fragrances you can kinda just follow your heart with how many options there are out there that work well.
>>561927015it wasn't hard and all it did was force you to burn time on non-aces
>>561926968
>>561925775I don't even want smut. I just want a good Air Shakur-focused fanfic...It doesn't help that 64% of all AO3 Umamusume fics are tagged as F/F.
are there no other tests is it just this single one?HOLY SHIT THIS SUCKSI HATE THE MANTI CHRISTI HATE THE MANTI CHRISTI HATE THE MANTI CHRIST
>>561925307>How do you make yourself smell good?Bath regularly with warm (not hot) water and use preferably non scented soaps, shampoos, and conditioners or if you must ones with matching scentsDo not use shampoo every day (do it twice, maybe thrice a week at most) since it will strip the natural oils from your scalp leading to dry scalp/itching which can cause dandruff as well as just drying out your hair in general, but do condition every day.For the love of god use deoderantBrush your teeth at the VERY LEAST once a day, every day, and use non alcoholic mouthwash (mouthwash containing alcohol can dry out your mouth which can lead to chronic bad breath) because lord knows people can smell when you dont brush your teethYou dont need to cut it out but eat less garlic and onion because you will sweat it out and people can smell thatAdditionally you dont really need to use cologne if you bathe properly but if you do use it then just dont overdo it and understand not everyone smells smells the same so what smells good to some doesnt smell good to othersI wonder if umas have to buy conditioner in bulk since they have tails too... think they get a discount?
>>561924615I'm starting to want to get marked by an umamusume.
If you see this DanchouPlease kill yourselfWorthless filthI can't wait to fucking murk youEnjoy while it lasts
>>561926943This meme is pretty standard to be honest, there are much better examples you could have picked
>>561927245Rice wouldn't say this
>30% Wit growthWhat were they thinking?
>>561927128You just play runs any way you want. It's like 10 to buy out the shop and if you skip the shit you don't care about like banners and shoes it's like 9. If you don't care about buying overpriced hint books it's like 7 runs or something.
>>561927150
>>561927083I feel like I'm about to be taken advantage of.
>>561925307did you trying showering bwo
>>561927245I wish Rice would say this to me
>>561927083>they all smell bad for meThen don't fucking use anything, and if you have any severe sweating problems stop being fat or go and see your doctor like the other anon mentioned.I'm very much a pro "Au naturel" type of guy, only supporting a very basic layer of make up. And I very much dislike perfume, shit's disgusting and is annoying whenever I get it in my nose.What I'm trying to say: I'm the wrong person to ask here, I hate this shit and wish people would just fucking shower properly.
>>561927232why do you want to get marked by Dream Journeyshe is flat as fuck everywhere
>>561927232Dream Journey, get off your trainer's pc
>>561927208There's a trainee event in Air Groove's career where she talks about tail conditioners with HishiAma. IRL horse shampoo is expensive.
>>561925307>bath before going to work>put on nice smelling deodorant>apply my hand and face cream so I smell good>brush my teeth >get to work >masturbate>smell like sex for the rest of the dayIt's impossible.
How do I complete this?
>>561927310She's a smart lady
why are all the mejiros (not ramonu) so thirsty for their trainers? I thought bright was a good girl...
>>561927348
>>561927030It'll unironically burn even faster because you wont have the stamina to survive Spring Tenno Sho against rivals with 600stam + gold recovery. I had a run where I lost all my clocks because of Bright's Indomitable
>>561927474They're desperate to keep the line going, they know what's coming:(
>>561927432throwaway run where you play like URA and only race on long graded races
>>561927432make a schedule of long racesthen do medium/mile for the amount of long races - 2 because debut is not a long race
>>561927432The finale type is based on which kind of race you ran the most during the career, so just do a throwaway run where you do a bunch of longs and nothing else
>>561927432Do a throwaway career where you run more long races than anything else.
>>561927015you WANT races to be harder in this scenario???
>>561927208>Do not use shampoo every dayThat depends the person, If I don't use it every day, my hair gets sticky and it's itchy, I tried the no shampoo meme or using it every day or so, but couldn't stand the greasy feeling and smell.>scented shampoosFor what I understand and checked women smell nice because they use a lot of scented stuff while showering>Brush your teeththat's a must, even if it isn't for the smell, you must or else your teeth will forever be grey instead of white>I wonder if umas have to buy conditioner in bulk since they have tails too... think they get a discount?I think it was in an event or Ines Fujin card story where she recommends to Hishi Amazon some tail conditioner that was in sale for the dormitory, so yeah It seems that Tracen has Bath's utilities
>>561927432run more long races than anything else. yes that means only doing like 25 races tops, that's the task.
>>561927474all umamusume have an instinctive desire to breed
Wow I love this scenario so muchSo cool and funI love certain characters being absolutely unusable, great game design!
So is this card bugged or not?
>>561927502
>>561927474Tracen is where umamusume go to hunt
>>561927603where are your mile parents?
>>561927380Because she's a master manipulator that would take care of me and I don't mind the petite frame. I think it's very charming.>>561927385I phone post, would Dorija really steal my phone just to make herself look good?
>>561927603Unironically yes it is good design. It gives you a good reason to play multiple scenarios instead of grinding only the same shit over and over forever. they lean into it harder in the future, get ready for the stat caps of all scenarios to change and be unique to make certain scenarios intentionally bad for certain uma types but amazing for others.
>>561927571It's an aptitude test after all.
i dont use clocks even with 0 power speed sparks, just do tosen jorden+sunday. 500 stat (speed+power) is good enough to win the first few races
sorry danchou I ran out of clocks...
>>561927525You can just run the Tiara route and not worry about the classics.
>>561927245I can feel the bloodlust from this post, hope it's not me...
>>561927208>You dont need to cut it out but eat less garlic and onion because you will sweat it out and people can smell thatGenuinely the 2nd gayest thing I've read
>>561927787>t. Wario
>>561927682
AIIIIIIEEEEEEE I KNEEL UMADOL GOD
How consistent is the med-long route? I need to level my unique for TT
>>561927717FalseIn a game where there are multiple options for different characters, good game design would be to be able to produce similar end results no matter the character you pick.>>561927704And sacrifice potential long S or end closer A?
>>561927245If you didn't submit your 5-day notice then I can't let you leave.
>>561927842IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
>>561927854You need to actively focus on the NPC friendships. I regularly miss a level because it is hard enough getting suppoca gauges up.
>>561927842
>>561927765I hate running miles since they're the ones eating my clock most of the time
>>561927842Holy blockhead.
>depressed TrainerOC with a traumatic backstory and bittersweet upbringing meets the shooting star who healed him
>>561927707Torena, why would you let her hold your phone..
anons were right, yuritards really are the worst
>>561927851Currenbwos our response?
>>561927842>>561928004>Manager wingmaning for herThis is unfair. How am I supposed to win here?
>>561927380At least she cares about you enough to manipulate other Uma to end up with you as her trainerStay Gold just fucks off whenever she feels like it without thinking about you at all
>>561928004
why is MMD still a thing to this day when there are way better software for models, animation and video making?
>>561928004snap argh
>>561928010I burned maybe 5 clocks total redoing my entire sprint and mile TT team. Miles suck right now because you're running stam sparks instead of something useful. I just did a Taiki run for the Aptitude thing because I'm fucking tired of longslop, and it was the most satisfying thing in the world to watch her just win those early races without a problem.
who could it beand do you think it's teehee stepbro incest or real actual incest
MCQEEN IS ALMOST MINE
>>561928193Who fucking cares, go away.
>>561928160i wonder who taught women to hug your arm like that i feel like they are trying to manipulate you
>>561928163Old habits die hard
i prefer umanity
>>561928160
>>561928193Incest is based though?
>>561928045You've made me realize I've never seen a fanfic like this. What the hell?
>oh my gott incesto kyaa~~~!Are these people for real?
>>561928193go back to >>>/v/
>>561928163>Japs are notorious for living out "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" 110% seriously IRL>Anon surprised that Japs are still using MMDWhy a re western fags still using GMOD or Source Filmmaker when Blender exists?
BOOSTED RATE UP PULL NOW!!!
>>561927345>10 runs in 4 daysSo just for Sweepy users.
>>561928327
How do I stop Vodka from raping me
>>561928193It's VF isn't it
>>561928484Fuck off and kill yourself twitternigger.
I need Flash's original outfit..
>>561928387>Why a re western fags still using GMOD or Source FilmmakerNiggas still use that shit? Well they could jump in a wood chipper together with the japs using MMD and we would be rid of a bunch of retards stagnating progress
KWAB
>>561928472
>>561928572You sound like the typical atheist redditor.
>>561928621Total buhi annihilation
>>561928193it's impressive just how many normalfreaks are on twitterI don't understand how is it possible that incest is such a hardcore taboo for themI bet these fucks also think salt is spicy or some retarded shit
Umallo
>>561927580>If I don't use it every day, my hair gets sticky and it's itchyI was unironically in the same boat, but if you stick it out your scalp will eventually begin producing less oil since its no longer overcompensating for you shampooing every day.Though you should still condition every day.Additionally washing with really hot water will also make your scalp produce more oil, so stick to warm but not hot showers.I wonder if they sell uma sized shampoo and conditioner bottles then>>561927787You might not like it but its trueThough that point was also mostly directed to people that eat a fuckload of garlicy/oniony foods (looking at you garlicbread fiends)You will sweat it outAnd it will make your sweat/BO smell significantly worseIf you dont overdo garlic and onion then it wont really effect how you smell thus the whole "you dont need to cut it out but cut back on it" thing
>>561925167>>561925524>>561925539Every strong player in the lobby is using it. Someone hook up hakuraku to check what decks the top percentile are running.
>>561928193buy an ad fucking imbecile
Proud of my bros
total f2p domination
>>561928706Please say sike
>>561928625
I think we should all try to be more kind to each other.
>>561928734Mambo will collapse after Autis/uma/
>>561928729do they drop radiant star?
>>561928193wyell, did you DM for the names?
>>561928734Meanwhile my Autis/uma/bwos...
>>561928625Pointing out that you're single because you spend all your time training her is kind of a dick move Scarlet.You're partly to blame for this.
>>561928720>(looking at you garlicbread fiends)I'M NOT GOING TO STOP ANYTIME SOON IT JUST TASTES SOOOO GOOD
>>561928829>plush>not a cakemoment ruined
>hating MMDbut it's so good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQbAFWtLQQwhat's next, you fags will hate on iwara too
>>561928837Dancho...
>>561928781gn
>>561928420I want a swimsuit ZRR Why is she always wearing hijab
>>561928625I prefer this kind of ending. I don't know why but it have the perfect charm for tsundere charas
>>561928916Someone looks like this
>>561928910>vocaloid trashmy fucking ears AAAAAAAAAA DSAKDLASKDLAD
>>561928916I look like this
Oissu
>>561929042I would like to have sex with you
>>561929025it looks like she's pissing really hard in that image
>>561928837What happened? qrd
>>561928910I like the ones where they start stripping in the middle of the song
>>561929089No you wouldn't
>>561928910I don't dislike MMD stuff but Iwara is so fucking trashy AND jank 99% of the time
>>561928946Good night anon
>>561928706Even regular normies don't really care that much about incest, remember Game of Thrones? These people are so much worse
>>561929140MANT killed billions
>>561929140the autists were just larping, and weren't actual autists after all
>>561928572>progress is the most important thingMMD, GMod and SFM are all used not because they're trying to use it seriously, but because it's a hobby.Progress for the sake of progress is useless.
>i have gotten fucked the past two times i risked coming to finals with less than 3 hammers, i will save some
>>561928354Is that supposed to be a complement or something? Either way, my trainer OC is a depressive one.
>>561929025It took me a moment to realize she's talking to herself in the mirror.This is why tsunderes are the best.
>>561928916fucking her nipples and then eating her pussy must feel heavenly
>>561927875>In a game where there are multiple options for different characters, good game design would be to be able to produce similar end results no matter the character you pick.ah yes, good game design is making the gameplay irrelevant so the optimal way to play is mindlessly grind whatever is .01% more efficient and have 99% of the content be not even worth seeing
>>561929262>as it repeats she gets closer and closer in the spectrogramneato
Which Air Groove is better vanilla or Wedding? Default's abilities look retarded but wedding has shitty corner connoisseur
>>561925307Put orange peels in your pockets
how
>>561928797>do they drop radiant star?Most do yeah. I don't think you can buy both with how expensive they are.
>>561929025Is that a taser?
>>561929374Oh I thought the tap was euphemism for her cumming a waterfall with that positioning, which made no sense
it's over...
>>561929445eh, pick whatever, OG Air Groove is better on shorter tracks where the unique carryover is easier. Wifegroove is more consistent.
>>561929473distance, style, turf/dirt aptitudes count aswell
>>561929529yeppers
>>561928193Guys, it's me.Sorry you had to find out this way.My beloved little sister Curren's cunny is too strong.
i think it's more like the rest of their deck carries the card which is mostly for the skill
>>561929473Bro has never built a sprinter before
>>561928045Sadsack tore saved by his uma when>>561929591Yeppers
>>561929571The true bricking
>>561928910Zoomers have no soul.
>>561929591I feel like Daisca wouldn't need a tazer to kidnap her torena.
>>561903243>Page crashed when I submitted my answersI expected nothing good and still left disappointed.
>>561928740>paidUm bwo?
>>561929473Gutsmaxing is the most common way. KSB and Fuku/NTR/Stinko, FM and NN/cope Sunday/Tach, and Nishino can get you there with power, wit, and speed. You could also go Bakushin 3 speed, 3 wit and probably get power, wit, and speed. You might need to sacrifice a few races for good stats but you should be doing that anyway unless you really need skill points.
>>561929591>picture of trainer on the toilet obviously taken in secret>handcuffs on the shelfuh oh
>>561929591that toilet pic kek
>>561929345according to hakuraku, hammers have an 80% (white) and 70% (gold) chance of appearing on the final shop, both of which with good odds of 2+
STOP WITH THE MOOD DOWNS STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>561929582>OG Air Groove is better on shorter tracksThat makes me realize we are so far from the real CM kino... (mile)
>>561929775Don't close your tab. If it got any number error just refresh the page
I only got 2,000 coins from my second aptitude test run. At this rate it'll take 40 runs to buy everything in the shop.
>>561929362It wasn't a compliment /yet./ I genuinely just was startled by the realization that I've never seen a fanwork that had a depressed trainer saved from the abyss by their uma yet.Is your shit like a fanfic, a comic..? I'm curious in looking at it now.
>>561929878Eating veggies improves mood
>>561929749it's for Tazuna
why did they give us only 4 days to grind the shit out of aptitude tests? I hate cyjews
>>561924290congrats anon
>>561929374thats a yandere
>>561929674I'm sure one of the JP Uma have a career like that.
>>561929473I'm pretty sure this is the run that completed that mission so you can mix and match them I guess
Reminder you aren't gold star TRVE f2p unless you've never bought carets from any shop, including this one
>>561929829It's also worth noting that even if it only spawns a silver hammer, gold hammer G1 + silver hammer twinkle race is basically the same as no hammer G1 + gold hammer twinkle race, so the risk is lower than it might seem
>>561930062Sadly i do not think there is one yetThought we might get it with the new saviorfag uma pisa but also it wasnt the case
>>561930119I've never even seen this shop...
>>561930119
cm11 status?
>>561903243>a third the responses are 6 or higher on the autism spectrum>check site description for details>a score of 6 or above on the aq-10 represents a high likelihood that the test taker is on the autism spectrum, with a positive predictive value of 85%, according to the above research paper. that is, if you score a 6 or higher on the aq-10, there is an 85% chance that you indeed are autistic./uma/ is more mentally stable than I imagined
>>561929987Alright yeah that makes sense.>>561930052Tsundere are at their best when they have a bout of selfloathing because they can't be honest. That kind of desperate desire to change because you hate yourself Is incredible. They want to be honest and just be lovey dovey but can't and it drives them crazy.
>>561930119does it cost irl money to buy from this shop?
ampere unit sama.... i kneel
>>561930327Yeah, you need a phone/computer, a working internet connection, electricity, and the education in order to understand the letters that are displayed on the screen.
>>561930290Honestly kind of shocked myself. Thought the rate of autism would atleast be 50%Proud of you guys.
>>561930294yes but this is clearly a mental break and she's actually going to fucking disembowel toreina
FOUR DAYS WHAT THE FUCK
I wonder what the 2 randos in Rebricked (going to be kicked soon) think of all the ERP in the club chat
>>561930414shit, none of us are f2p...
>>56193043010 runs a day to afford everything. Get grinding!
>>561930290Maybe the ones with high scores are ashamed of sharing their results
>>561930290You missed >>561899309
>>561930203Can't wait for it then. We already have Trainer centric stories with Uma like Sirius.
>>561930270it's over
>>561930483>stolen phone>stolen electricity>wifi from neighbor>no educationI am the TRUE f2p
I DON'T WANNA PLAY MANT I DON'T WANNA LET ME DO THE EVENT IN URA I'LL TAKE EVEN UNITY PLEASEEEEEE
>>561930119I'm convinced posts like this are ragebait from interns to try and get me to buy the anni packs and vouchers out of spite
I see people chase after distance S all the time, do turf and style barely matter?
>>561930290>/uma/ is more mentally stable than I imaginedwe truly are umamusume
>>561930419The essence of Tsundere shines through so it's fine. A little bit of a mental break is all good.
>>561930290I'm honestly surprised I'm only 3 although almost everything being X makes up for it
How long do I have to wait for my wife?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N06SW92sX3A
>>561930748why so many niggas getting nakadashi fiesta
Huh, wait what the fuck, why is Oaks scheduled. This is my third Flash run for the day.
>>561925307>Quorum AquaOceanic scent good for all occasions>Fino DavidoffTraditional masculine scent, not the the type of fragrance that's in style right now, but if you have a strong look it's very attractive>Cuba GoldWarm, spicy fragrance good for bars and social occasionsIf you have Mambodanchou levels of cash you could look into pricier options like Spice bomb or vintage Polo (modern Polo is inferior due to reformulation). Like all things you can find expert information on Jewtube. I'm just passing on a small amount of what I learned there. If you need cheap and immediate get the Black, Midnight Amber, or Pheonix Axe; they're actually pretty decent in spite of the association with teenage gymbros. Don't spray a crazy amount on either, that's how you end up smelling like a gymbro.
Nice desI'll enjoy my forced B group after this CM with my Ace debuffer.
>>561930815
>>561930875holy shit can you please shut the fuck up already no one cares for your literal who 2010s personality garbage
>>561930830Dia-chan love!
>only use 6* stam, ikuno and riko>almost get 1k stamwhat the fuck?
>>561930814A little over 8 months.
>>561930815Beats me desu. I didn't even choose the gambling choice
>>561930191That last part really depends on how you want your stats distributed though. Gold hammer G1 landing on guts is worth a lot less than evenly distributed stats.
>>561930974Bro please this has to be wrong, she needs to come here faster, I can't wait that long the kikes are going to kill us all with nukes or I might get jumped by a feral nigger
Cafe will come home some day.
rage spent 5 clocks on some early mile race (Mile A, sMaru with recovery) then killed the run
>>561931121I'm not gonna jump you bro
>>561931121but I willgaaoooooo
>>561931198Such many cases
>>561929961It’s mostly relegated to schizo imaginations but my Trainer OC’s gist is>18+ but probably 20 years old>backstory is a former child soldier brainwashed by a terrorist group into killing his parents>does terrorist shit>gets put in a govt. run orphanage>is adopted by a middle aged JP man who was a trainer back in his country>gets taught how to be a trainer>adoptive father dies >leaves for Japan at the ripe age of 18 and works at Tracen.There’s more to him but I don’t want dump it all in here. I was mostly inspired by Gundam 00’s protagonist, so I couldn’t help myself. Special Wife is going to be trainer’s trainee(and love interest). She’s also going to have some type of guilt due to the circumstances of her birth, but she too will be healed. >tldrTrainer and Trainee heal each other’s pain, lick their wounds and begin a romance, etc, etc.
>>561930018You WILL call in sick for the next three days to complete our retarded challenge, otherwise we'll euthanize your oshi.
>>561931194Erm ur free selector?
Nothing is more terrifying than an uma learning she has the capability to overpower her own trainer
>>561931284Doto is dead anyways
>>561929435No, gameplay wouldn't be irrelevant.You have choices with parents, skills, support cards, distances, etc.In a good designed game every option should be viable.>>561929571I'm almost at 120It isn't looking good.
>>561931194She spooked me while rolling for Tamamo
>>561931310What free selector?
>>561931121Your wife is a he/she, haha.
>>561930819What did she mean by this?
https://poal.me/r60hwghttps://poal.me/r60hwghttps://poal.me/r60hwg
>>561931409The trainer thingie part 3
>>561930290I don't feel like Digitan, but maybe Digitan doesn't feel like Digitan either
>>561931430that we need to COMPLETE SWINE DEATH KILL ALL PIGGUS NOT JUST GACHA ONES BUT ACTUAL PIGS KILL THEM ALL WE NEED TO ERADICATE THEM ALL FOR THE GLORY OF BIG COW
>>561931456People do indeed not expect much from me...
>>561931523I didn't knew Chiyo was so hateful
>>561931212>>561931252>>561931425
>Try to do one (1) parent run>Lose a race>Instantly ragequitI'm not gonna make it bwos
>>561931462I thought it was random.Now I'm really motivated to clean up those last 5 missions, thanks.
>>561931557Nice Nature is extremely agreeable though. Buzzfeed quizzes are always shit.
>>561931367this soundpost doesnt get any (you)s ive tried
This may be my very first time hitting triple S on my oshiwife
I WANT TO ROLL FOR NISHINO FLOWER NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>561931618bwo you're initial stats? you're rival hint luck? you're parent looping inspiration luck?
>>561931679I saved it
>>561931694This but Sweep Tosho
wit Finemo or pow Rice? I could max either of those
>>561931679It would bother Ayabe so I let her sleep
Does Akikawa only give hints for skills you don't own after races? Is there any way to increase the odds she gives something specific like spurt?
>>561931691Your oshiwife needs a rest anon. Press the fucking rest button. Stop racing.
I don't harbor any ill will toward my Danchou
Nobody likes Ayabe here but one guy, me
>>561931731>saved my soundpost but didnt give it a (you)th-thanks...
>>561931521Memes aside, Digitan is an Umamusume with dogshit self esteem who places everyone else around her on a pedestal above her. She literally worships other Umamusume as if she isn't one herself. Her career is about learning to take up space and not shrinking into a corner so other people can shine. Becoming the same kind of thing as what she admires.So I can see a lot of the people who get Digitan wouldn't accept that result.
>>561931703I don't have enough crowns for Sirius so it is 0LBI don't have DiaMy Fuku is 1LB
>>561931837>doesn't have a voice trackit's over...
>>561931669They've had a decade and half to fix their algorithms too
>>561931814I never know when to stop racing or keep racing
But why..?
>>561931845gomen
>>561931462>>561931663nta>two training facilities to level 5I'll save this mission for a rainy day
>>561931879Yeah nah I just like Umas. I don't think that fits me at all.
>>561930290bros...
>>561931941Ayabe gets a lot more of love by the year 2, they added her too early but did nothing with her and Topro
>>561932027We're basically in Summer now tho
>>561931879Embarrassing Digitan by stanning for her every bit as hard as she does for other umamusume is the best thing
>>561932027That is super easy in AoHaru
>>561931993I thought I'd be Naisu but it turns out I'm a filthy Nakayama Festa
>>561931906here's your free initial stat deck anon
>>561931993It seems like this quiz's "extremely mentally ill" result defaults to Nice Nature
>>561932027It sounds super doable but you're basically throwing the run to do it.I'll save it for last after the 14 undefeated races and dirt+sprinter A rank Uma quests.
my CM parent is ready
>>561932027Bakushin URA finale run, take speed and wit cards, spam speed and wit to level 5 facilities,15 minutes and done
>>561931367>almost 4amI probably should go to bed...
>>561931776>one of the best generalist wit cards for many months to come>or a power card that will die off after cm11
>>561932151Not trueI got Aruvu
>>561930290I ain't reading all dat
Rebricked (A+) has two spots available for April if you're looking for a club. Ignoring the shitposts, we're really just a comfy chill club, so don't be scared to join! >20mil monthly >don't flatline (unless you already hit 20m) >that's literally it Reply with your ID or apply in game with the magic word in your profile
Espoir City, since I couldn't fit it in the screenshot.For the records they tried to diagnose me with autism twice and ruled it out both times. This 9 is equal parts surprise and fucking hilarious to me. Damn, no wonder my schools thought I was autistic.
>>561928193there's nothing wrong with incest
>>561932265ok so Fine Motion it is then
>>561932070I'm sorry you had to find out this way, anon
>>561932094It's the best. I never expected to love Digitan as much as I did but I'm glad artists can capture her appeal so well.
I am heavily considering crystaling my Creek to MLB
>>561932436why would you do that when the long CM is already over
>>561932436Do it
https://files.catbox.moe/hmfh8l.mp4But why?
>>561932436It's too late to get much benefit for this CM. Why not wait and see if you're still in need of her for the next CM?
>>561931282>expected age>BRAINWASHED CHILD SOLDIER>relatively normal upbringing afterwardsI don't what I was expecting but it wasn't that. If you ever compile it into a fanfic or something, I really would love to read it. The premise is batshit insane and very interesting.
Is Slipstream good for end closers for the same reason Uma Stan is?
>>561932640yes, a generic white velocity is as good as a generic white velocity same goes for ramp up and playtime's over
>>561932436What for? Long CM is done in like a week and you probably don't need Swinging for the medium tracks.
>>561930801giwtwm
>>561931282the fact that there are so many other gachas filled to the brim with this exact type of shit but you chose umamusume over all of them is insanely fucking funny to me. never stop.
How would you clear up this situation?
>>561928946Good night bro
>>561932853Let it happen. She'll chicken out last second anyways.
>>561931282We shouldn't allow the gunfuckers to blackbag this man, relocate him to a secluded monastery so that he can continue his work, whatever that is.
>>561932853post all the pages
Bouncy Curren
I have a real genuine questionDOES POWER DO FUCKING -ANYTHING-?
so this is the power of guts
>>561932990acceleration, better top speed on uphills
>>561932990makes you go 0.1% slower if it's lower than 800, past that it's placebo
>>561933060You niggers told me uphills and downhills don’t matter
>>561932990Ask not what your stats can do for you, ask what you can do for your stats
>>561932990It's acceleration.Useless if you're a front runner and "minimally" useful if you're a pace chaser. It's really important for end closers and late surgery though.Also I think (but am not positive) that it's used in duels, alongside guts.
>>561932361are you only considering tame brother sister stuff or do you also like intragenerational stuff as well?
>>561933031Ikuno Dictoes in my mouth and benis
>>561932853Would Daiwa stab me to death for making her into a menhera?
>>561932947I say send him to Lviv
>>561932361>oshi no ko>incest
>>561933103>You niggers told me uphills and downhills don’t matternobody ever said this though. on top of my head, CM4 had important uphill sections on the final 200m (which is why oguri was unbeatable there), CM7 had a pretty interesting power vs wit discussion because of uphills/downhills on midrace, aquarius had a giant fuckoff hill on the final straight. also did you ignore every single downhill witcheck discussions on pisces?
>>561933229They are literally twins
>>561933159No, tsunderes are incapable. She could ask Machan to do it however
>>561932286Go away already
What's the consensus on Sirius card? Is it better than scenario gold skill?
>>561933418the whole reborn and retaining all their memories ruins the most important part of sibling incest
>>561932990it does everything on an uphilla 200 power difference is a 0.15m/s diff on uphillsthat's more than the difference between distance A and distance S
>>561933441it's no use replying, they won't even see it just like the other day
>>561933306Then why the fuck do people tell me not to buy uphill/downhill skills like Highlander? Even when it’s on the final straight, people told me it’s not worth it.
YIPPEEEEEEEE
>>561933441NO YOU GO AWAY
>>561932592Honestly couldn’t help but cringe after writing that but I appreciate your thoughts, things are subject to change however. The upbringing is nice but the trainer believes it’s undeserved, he suffers from depression, but keeps going.>>561932784The only gacha I ever played was FGO and I became soured by that game. I was conflicted of making a Trainer OC with such a backstory due to the happy-go-lucky nature of Uma but I prefer my protagonists to be traumatized individuals. >>561932947Don’t know what’s that supposed to mean kek!
>>561933447Super high highs, super low lowsThere's a learning curve, which is unusual for a support card
>>561933447It's a little better yeah (as far as the skill goes)but actually using the card in your careers is fucking agonizing
>>561933447It is good, but the f2pfriends who need it can't run it because of deck constraints, and the whales who can run it don't really need it. only a small subsection of autistic grindfag whales play it>Is it better than scenario gold skill?more consistent, obviously radiant star is pretty stupid if you get the carryover but that doesn't happen as often
>>561933597Highlander is a very situational skill. You only want it if there's a uphill in accel zone, which most of the time there isn't any.
i fucking hate reddit ship
>>561933597If there's multiple uphills/downhills before the one on the final straight then it likely wont proc. For the sprint CM highlander was recommended, and for CM5 straight descent was very powerful.
>>561932027I did a Urara run for that and to also get the sprint climax trophy
I’ve accepted second in group b is the best I can hope for I hate longs and my Trackblazer luck sucks
can you speedup the game with hachimi?
Which club has the best recruitment posts? I like Haythere's the most, that Rudolf plush is cute.
>>561933649Have fun in B+ losers
>>561933597descent/highlander are acceleration skills. they have a very small usecase where they're actually good. CM5 is a good example for descent, CM10 is pretty good for highlander>Then why the fuck do people tell me not to buyTest your own shit via rooms, check with the sims, trust your research over the opinion of this general. Most of the people here don't actively play anymore.
>>561931198What entity did I piss off?
>>561930691turf matters in sprint more than distance, style... maybe in TT? distance - speed, turf - power, style - wit I believe?
Please stop bullying Rebricked. Just most of their members are from Discord and won't see your mean posts doesn't mean it's ok to bully them.
ok got Tamamo and Golshi as end closers.Not sure if I should build pace, or another backliner
>>561933627good job, brian-chad
>>561905986Sorry about the delay, had to go to work; sparks were 2* wit 3* stamina and 12* power
>win these fucking dirt races that happen to be during summer if you want the reward teehee
anyone have a good sweepy preset for MANT yet?
>>561933914Not happening.
I want Rudolf to rape me, gaslight me into thinking it was a weird dream I had and that I should be ashamed, then continuously drug and rape me in my sleep while wearing her racing silks
I want to have fuck with you.
>>561933306>which is why oguri was unbeatable thereI dont get why people kept saying this.Oguri was unbeatable because she is Oguri. Pulse is just a strong Ult, it doesn't matter if there is an uphill at the time it activates.Pulse does not negate the effects of uphills. Oguri takes the same top speed penalty as anyone else with the same stats. Yes, Pulse counteracts the effect of the hill, but it's also true that the hill negates the effects of her ult.
>random rooms in search for practice match >1200-1200-1150 golshi with 2 speed greens, 1 stam green, 2 restores, spurt, grass ult and long S is never higher than 3rd favourite >even s+ often rank higher>kita raped by bourbons even if she procs groundwork, taking the lead and blast forward tight away>oguri just kinda sits there doing nothing>all play ult animations and then never change positions What the fuck is this bullshit
>>561933664I can relate to the depression and having to truck on. Thank god I didn't have HIS upbringing though, I don't think I could keep going if I were him.And yeah, there's something about the bright and cheery that always seems to attract the dark and dreary... And vice versa!
>>561934349
If you join Rebricked today their danchou will post pictures of himself cosplay as your favourite uma
>>561934379For you
Rebricked won't collapse in two days
>>561934221This is too confident of a response, something is not right. I bet you blackmail your members
>>561934464a certain club already did this
how much longer must I wait for a new boyfag to release?
Can XBiwa late surger work? I feel like pace chaser is dog shit
who is the joker of umamusume?
I want to join a club but I have to wait until the 2nd of next month after the rewards drop from my shitter noob club.
Is anybody gonna join /uma/club I want S+ gibs again
>>561934616Agnes Tachyon
>>561934629Ask your dancho to kick you
Got 2 spots for that god Kitasan grandparent
>>561934584Shakur's in June
>>561934675that just pushes it to the 1st, doesn't it? doubt my danchou would, I joined a shitter club because I wasn't sure if I would stick with the game yet and I don't even think the danchou is active.
>>561934616Rudolf
>>561934665their leader responded to someone a week ago looking to apply
>>561934591?Pace chaser B is good, not great or meta like fronts, but she is viable, you are probably building her wrong
>>561934591Her unique needs her to be at 2nd to 4th (?) for the first 50% of the race
>>561934464Why the fuck would anyone join a club that is recruiting 3 days before the end of the month?You are just advertising the fact that you vindictively kick people out early to deny them their monthly gibs. Why would I ever want to be in a club like that?
Wow there goes all my luck. I was going to stop at 20 too, so I'm extremely happy with this.
>>561907930wakey wakey bro >>561934681>>561934770It skips the cooldown so it's worth the shot but if they don't check the club chat at all then asking doesn't matter.
>>561934794Why does Biwa, the largest BNW, not simply eats the other two?
>>561934836They filled up their club with randoms to steal their fans and kick them at start of month
>>561934569which one? just so i know who to avoid next month ofc
>>561934836>You are just advertising the fact that you vindictively kick people out early to deny them their monthly gibs.This literally happened btw it was 30/30 then 28/30 and now 29/30. Weird
how do we save global Uma fandom
>>561934884>It skips the cooldown so it's worth the shot but if they don't check the club chat at all then asking doesn't matter.it's a true C tier shitter club, nobody uses the chat and I'm lucky if 2 people ask for shoes a day or if my shoes get 4 gibs despite 29 members.
>>561934925don't worry, we only need 1 spot for the next month since everyone's still pretty active. just avoid the first 5 minutes of recruitment and you'll be fine
>>561934975>global Uma fandomWho gives a fuck
>>561934909sex
I want her so fucking bad bro
>>561934884found and messaged her on d*sc*rd to ask for some spots
>>561934836we're 29/30 but somebody quit so they're leaving after tallying, so 2 spots to fill
>>561934376He’s not really meant to be a self insert by any means(I mean, his backstory for one prevents that kek). I just can’t help but romanticize a disturbed individual being “saved” by a happy and cheery person like Special Wife. Although in my schizo thoughts, after achieving her dream of being #1 in Japan, she(and trainer) goes back to Hokkaido to visit her mom(s). During the visit of her deceased mother’s grave, she breaks down in front of Trainer, asking him why did she get live and not her biological mom(or something relating to that, this scenario is still being planned). So Spe harbors some guilt about her dead mom, so her and trainer have something in common, at least I think they do. It’s just a jumbled bits of ideas, nothing set in stone.
hell yeah used up all my shop rng already
>>561935105>implying nobody else will leaveLol
>>561935068>covid test instead of pregnancy testokay that was funny.
>poke poke poke poke pokeIt's not fairIf I did this to Brian, I would die
AH
>>561935303Have you tried being a female trainer
whatever happened to teiobros?
>>561935235why would they?
does everyone have the bug where the stamina icon doesn't show up when you select it? I wonder if my files are corrupt or something.
I’ve given up on trying to minmax for CMs. Nowadays, I just pick the uma’s 2 gold skills + whatever golds that fit their running style, and pray to RNGsus that the element of surprise lets my off-meta pick nab a win.
>>561934975Cygames will kneel tomorrow
this card sucks ASS
>>561935375brb
What the fuck>low power>1100 powerTazuna, you too, what the fuck
>>561935386they succumbed to diabetes
>>561935386Raising my children with Teio, trying for more
>do random parent run>long S on first inspocygames pls
>>561934909Donkey
>>561934794>you are probably building her wrongI know, you are right. I rerolled my account for FM during release (have her at LB3 so great) therefore I'm in creek borrowing purgatory for life when it comes to longs (that means no NSM ever). I can get SS rank on mediums and miles, but longs are a pain
>>561935386cafe and suzuka are the new hotness
>>561935386struggling to S her
>>561935457This would work on me
>>561935375Dober forced me to press the transition switch.
which UMA-HEBE has the best ass?
>>561935475when she shows up she's as good as kitasantoo bad she shows up 1/3 as much
>>561935506>Medium race with 17 other souls most of which are C rank mob umas>Late surger or further backAsking for it.Use a frontrunner with GW+lead and Focus
>>561935407
>>561935673Wouldn’t that be Mayano top gun since she runs long tracks? With the necessity of stamina training and leg strength training, she’d have the most tone ass especially since it’d be more compact with her more petite figure
>>561935673ricecake.jpg
>>561934794>Our Ticket to Win! Lvl 6What the fuck, why would you statue Tickezo
>>561935201Didn't say it was, just said that it was surprisingly relatable.I hope I get to read more as things develop! Might even try my own hand at it.
how long until we get the +200 clock package that JP got because of the MANT drani?
>>561935475It's been on my deck since MANT release, I honestly think there's not much difference between her and Sweep Tosho. Both Nishino SR power and Shinko Windy are frauds
>>561935838two more weeks
>>561935673I like Nishino's
>>561935813nta but Tickezo just loves me and came home to me 100+ times
i wish i had a chinpo windy and nishino flower SRand guts ayabe SRi wish the game would stop giving me ryan SR
>>561935806>>561935809>>561935897post them
>>561935865... I can try to ration my supplies until then...
Who the fuck is responsible for these schedules. They released all the missions first AND THEN bring this shit A DAY BEFORE CM when most are already done training their aces.I FUCKING HATE ITI DONT WANT TO DO ANY MORE MANT RUNS
>>561935838Global is accel schedule so we need less clocks. They won't give us anything
>>561935793Wow. How many platinums does that passive-aggressive seethe translate to?
>>561935813>>561935912My mom favorite is Tickezo, she is her profile uma
>>5619353871/4th of your club will not even get to quota are you gonna keep them? Flatliners welcome?
>>561935939
>>561936029Can I be your new dad
>>561936002No need to doompost, they have followed the JP schedule to a T including all the things we "don't need". The only changes have been bonuses or moving shit like the MANT QoL forward.
>>561935673>be in video game discussion>ask who has best assI mean you can make a guess that it’s a robot and you will be correct 100% of the time in any game fandom lol
>start a career>forget to change the aptitude testAAAAIIIIEEEEE
>>561936197can't change the test until tomorrow
>>561935824My apologies then. I do have one scenario where Special Wife is pregnant with the Trainer’s child, and while he is happy as any man would. He is quite worried about Spe’s health and has a nightmare of her(and their child passing). Luckily he wakes up, sees her beautifully sleeping soundly, he smiles, kisses her head, then holds her tightly and sleeps
>>561935997It's only 40 runs to buy all the good items. You can do that in 4 days.
>>561936175yeah but I specifically filter this to HEBES / lolis because otherwise, she would win>>561936081>>561936094very basedpost more specially Urara
>>561936234>40 runs>4 dayshehe
>>561935303>Tells her to stop>Doesn't stop herTsun
>>561936234>It's only 40 runs to buy all the good items.>It's only 40 hours>when a single run is already exhaustingFUCK CYGAMES FUCK WHOEVER CAME UP WITH MANT
>>561936054The quota is 20M, only 6 people are below it and most of them are pretty close at 17M+ fans
So what the fuck does mark even mean like I just don't get it is just their tail wrapped around my thighs sure it's a little inappropriate and violates my personal space a little bit but why is everyone saying marked this and maked that like my trainee is some sort of feral animal? She is a young and talented and very well behaved umamusume and I think you guys should treat her like a maiden.
>>561936234>40 hours of uninterrupted clock-burning fun just to minmax gibs
On the days with multiple G3s, what do you look at to determine which to click? my thought process from most important to least is basically:>obviously shit you can win>rivals>the type of race matching what skill hints you want from akikawa>fan count>who the rival uma isanything else you consider?
>>561936268
>>561936403MANT runs only take 40 minutes at most, stop being slow.
>>561936380It means you belong to her and only to her
>>561936472cute dock
>>561936380tore-pi reipu collection where?
>>561936365And Bricked will kick them too, you already kicked two flatliners so what about the fags that can't hit the quota
>>561936506ZAMN VILLAINS LOOK LIKE THAT?
Oh
>>561936268She is a teen tho, no way she is oequal or older than opera and opera is like 20 or smth
>>561936667sex
>>561936667>autism spectrum 10
>>561936667bwo...
>>561936667>autism spectrum >10
>>561936667pic related
>>561936667>Autism Spectrum 10
>>561936648I dunno about the flatliners but some of the guys that didn't hit the quota joined late. They would have gotten over 20M easily if they joined at the start of the month so I don't see why they would get kicked. The others have more than enough time to hit 20M
>>561936471>is the training in that turn good?>do I feel like I need to upgrade this facility by now?>am I behind in coins and I need to run desperately this turn?>is this rainbow wit training better than running since I'm low on energy and I'm very low on energy restores/green trinkets?Reminder that G3 and G2 have the same rewards in MANT
>>561924886pls help, how am I supposed to use the Sirius card?I try to use the speed dates early, use the energy dates at good timings, but the issue is that if I do a lot of dates earlier I might not get my supports to rainbow levelsare you supposed to burn through the dates before the first summer? I know that Sirius fucks off randomly, do they go back to doing rainbow trainings permanently if you finish all their events? I think even after finishing all their events they still sometimes just stopped giving me rainbows again.pls help bwos, it feels like a wasted card slot for me
>>561936976yeah these are all worth considering, I was talking more about once you're sure you're doing a race since these are all things I figure out before I decide on which one to do.
>>561936956You're not even dancho, you're fucking useless. It's literally the last week and you kick people who knows what you'll do.
HOLY FUAAAAAAAAAARK READ THIS
>>561936878Hmm
Uma history
>>561937029>but the issue is that if I do a lot of dates earlier I might not get my supports to rainbow levelsuse the stat dates as a crutch for when you get bad trainings at firstit's okay if you end up using them during classic yearthe last event is saved for when you know you will be able to train because it gives the rainbow condition (late june ideally, before summer)
>>561937029it's a welfare story card like all the others, it was never going to be truly amazing even if a youtuber says otherwise. the way the 1 guy that says it's good explains it, you want to trigger them right at the start of summer so they're active during summer. but it's a risky plan and frankly not that strong for all the turns you sacrificed not gaining coins and not training facilities or friendship on anyone but 1 card with weak rainbows.
>>561937029just follow witgod's scheduleblue tint is head empty, do what it sayswhite tiles is personal inputif you don't have the sirius dates by mackqueen's day then it's better to reset
>>561937029The card is a case by case and flexible card. You don't stick to Witgod's schedule just because he said to empty all the dates before first summer camp. You can do the same and used the laste date in senior year if you clear Takarazuka Kinen during classic year. At least that's how I use it.
So for the uma quiz I got Orfevre. https://umapoi.moe/quizThis one. I'm a global player so can anyone tell me about this horse and umamusume.
>out of clocks by the satsuki sho>give up>somehow win without a loss with shittier stats on the next runbro what
>>561937238Chuuni autist with anger issues.
>>561936667autism/uma/ danchou?
>>561937085No I'm not even in Bricked either, I got curious and checked their fan counts. Flatliners don't deserve gibs and I hope every club kicks them just before they get gibs.Pretty much everyone in Bricked either hit the quota, joined late or is close enough to hitting the quota. I don't see any reason for them to get kicked
>>561937230anyone actually done this? post the horse you made with it
>>561937230Bwo this schedule isn't meant to be used for CM aces. This is only for aiming high ranks and spark farming
>>561937238She rapes your wrists
Forever Fraud
>>561937238autist with a god complex
>>561936956Holy shit what an embarrassment of leadership
>>561937276
Only retards got filtered by Team Sirius, yes if you are using witfraud schedule with Riko you are also filtered
>>561937276someone post the rest
>>561937062There are certain reaaally minor epithets, like the win in niigata (or Sapporo) 3 times one, Saudi Arabia cup in Junior year is pretty much a staple for one of those too. Those low end epithets are not really that rewarding but they exist, other interesting G2/G3s are Copa República Argentina, American JCC, anything with Umamusume Stakes in the name, anything with Junior Stakes in the name (this one I sometimes skip since sometimes coincides with a good support friendship building turn), other than that, all you mentioned before.
>>561937238High impregnation materialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5pjf1KWu9A
>>561936380
>>561937280it's legit fucked on rng. The number of races I've lost to umas with well under half my stats with no skills is unreal. You are at the mercy of randomness. Even when it seems like you're set for stats you can ALWAYS be blocked.
>>561937238Gilgamesh but female
Curren cute.
>>561937443You could replace team sirius with the 0LB meek R card and you would get the same results. That card is useless.
>>561937382I let her
now that's quite the title..
>>561937602Yeah bwo getting Best in Japan + free mood up, energy up, and stats is uselessSit down and never talk again
>>561937560
Unprotected baby-making sexual intercourse with Obey Your Master, for the sole purpose of recreation.
>>561937029ESL but this anon explained how to use it >>561918110
When are we getting the monster beating Spe story?
the game has low points but man does it feel amazing when shit lines up
>>561937238not as hot as she looks
>>561937705they have to add her to the game eventuallyTHEY HAVE TO.
>>561937686Too bouncy
>>561937238Whomst
>>561937292>>561937382>>561937403>>561937481>>561937556What the hell? Thats not me at all...
>>561918110>>561937739Is it really worth losing that spring crown, seems shitty 2bh
In case another autist was wondering how CM12 room matches are looking so far.Switch Oguri for VBourbon every 2 races. In the 1/20 chance the room isn't filled with fronts/paces Dober auto-wins.
>>561936667>someone got a spectrum number higher than meAt least you got an uma most of us know. Who the fuck is Espoir City???
>>561937614I thought rape was not allowed in Tracen
>>561937904Espo gets posted though..
>>561937904Dirt brat, dresses like a slut
>>561937961It’s fine, let her rape me
>>561937686why does this nigger crank up the models frame rate to 240?
Isnt this event too restrictive like doesnt give us enough time to clear everything?
>>561937238It's shit
>>561937904sexy gaki dirt umahates falko
>>561937883They're not joking when they said it's going to be XOguri and VBourbon domination.Run them or struggle for the next few months.
>trainer aptitude test>actually need like 40 MANT runs>in 4 dayswhat the actual fuck??
i don't think I have much time left on this earth
>>561937904Dirt gyaru tsundere that ACTUALLY hates you as a trainer. No catch, no hidden meaning, she simply hates you.
>>561937614She's so ugly
So what inspires you to put money on this game?
>>561938134Just buy the shards and get the title.
Sorry danchou, I'm just following witGOD's teachings. If Sirius's date isn't up until debut, I'll just Give Up and try again, that's why I gave up 4 runs yesterday and another 3 (and counting) today.
>frognigger
>>561938217frog cunts are not liked here /v/tard
>>561937989Ehh, looks like I need to lurk moar.>>561937992Another dirt horse? Must like Fal->>561938114Damn, we'd literally never get along. Smart Falcon was my first URA victory...
>>561936667Cute racist
>>561937796They really do.
>>561938217spare income and lack of childrenAlso, kill yourself
>>561938170>tsundere>actually hates youThat's not a tsundere. Tsundere implies that they do like you, but struggle to actually handle their emotions in a mature manner.>>561938157You got the cutest uma. That's a win.
Huh so according to the quiz im perfectly normal haha.
>>561938170Wait thats peak, I might roll for her->paceslopEverytime
TB runs unironically suck dick without clocks, holy fuck.
>>561937796>>561938337>wanting her name to get censor by wokelizers No.
>>561938404we found the anon who acts like the queen bitch of the turf
>>561938404>hagfags are normalBullshit
>>561938404>introvert and unagreeablepeak chud oji-san
>>561938404You're fucking old
>>561938217I have a large income and no children or GF.I like the community and the media outside of the game.
>>561938430Bro are you okay?Maybe just take the Ls on G3 losses.
>>561938430what happened to the 600 clocks we told you to save since global launched?
>>561937874you don't lose spring crown, you just need to do either takarazuka kinen
>>561938581No
man fuck this game, why does it always give me mile aptitude when I'm training long horses
>>561938667Wait so if I did classic I can skip senior?
Fuck, there's not enough skill points if I don't get Mile B
>>561938430MANT sucks dick in general
hehehttps://jiggie.fun/______hehe
>>561938697Well, on that note, I raise you a question: Would you date Meisho Doto?(If not, who would you date?)
Did I win the quiz?
>>561938570Falco may have this build and her trainer idolzones her even still. Sad!
>>561936637>>561936506why was HEBE shower designed like this...
Call it
Is Free-Spirited good for End Closers, or is the velocity debuff a run killer? I figure this CM is the time for it to shine if ever.
I would have another extra 400 clocks right now if it weren't for that DUMB BITCH FUKUKITARU keeps eating them after I got baited by witgod sparkfarming video
>>561938664Gone. They're all gone.
>>561938719Same. I run with a couple mile grandparents, a 3 star long parent, and a long grandparent. I get mile spark at least twice as often as long spark. InfuriatingThis has actually caused me to reconsider CM picks though. Mutating someone that doesn't have the target distance aptitude natively is more likely to result in sparks on top of that than if you're running someone who has like, long and med and you run sparks for mile just to get them the race capability for the career. It's actually silly.
>>561938908teio
>>561938912velocity debuff happens during PK anyway, it shouldn't be that bad
>>561938907Because some old Japanese men wanted to make money
>>561938742yes, just read itit has to say (Classic) or (Senior) if only a single instance counts, such as the Incredible epithet
so when is cygames giving us free clocks
>>561938908maya
>>561938908Ines Fujin because that's who I got
>>561935457what if I said no
>>561938908Air Shakur
>>561935457Ehhh, I'd rather read the files first.
>>561938697You suck as a dotoposter.
>>561937364Its both.The schedule itself is still fine, the only problem is the deck. Having to use 3 5RB cards really hurts.If you have MLB SSR Riko, or MLB Nature to make up for the RB loss, or Creek (so that you can borrow Nature or SSR Riko), along with KSB and either Windy or Wit Sunday, then you should be able to make a decent uma with this.The real point of the video is just to dab on people for not being good at MANT by showing what can be done with free cards.
>>561938908Falco Strength
>>561938976we get free carats, which you can use as a substitute to clocks
>>561938951>>561938981>>561938982>>561939043
>>561938170>No catch, no hidden meaning, she simply hates you.No she doesn't. Please don't misconstrue her character. She just doesn't want to be seen as weak, because her piece of shit father kept calling her that. She wanted to always run on dirt like him when she was younger and he kept telling her she was too weak, and she hated it. So she started hating the idea of running on dirt and hated the idea of people telling her what to do. It's not just you she took issue with, it was literally any trainer that approached her trying to tell her what to do with middling results. Those trainers even toss her at you, a rookie, because they didn't want to deal with her. Despite being a "loser" because they wouldn't deal with her, she was always diligent. Always showed up on time (to your surprise) and always still asked what needed to be done. You're the only one who gets through to her, helps her race properly (Falco was a big help) and gets her to run on dirt again. Tired of people boiling her down to some mean shit just because she calls you an idiot or jerk. She had her reasons, and it took someone who gave a shit to actually break through.
>>561938973Thats nice. Didnt know that. Summer training with it finally made sense. I still dont land them properly on speed / stamina / wit even the whistles as I observed earlier.
>>561939101Cute umadol
>>561939101Congrats you can make fronts now
>>561939101probably one of the better spooks on LB0. congrats anon!
>>561939101my condolences
IDK what people are complaining about with Sirius. Unlocking recreation is easy.
>>561939270>recreation that earlyYou're about to get the most fucked up run anon
>>561939164I make fronts without this card already>>561939187I want to cleat it but apparently you can only cleat copies, and not the first card, lame
>>561939334>>561939334>>561939334
>>561938864Dating Doto would be nice, despite her clumsiness, we could overcome our downsides together, also she loves cats. Also, tits.If I dated anyone else then I'd be with someone who can aid me to whip my lifestyle up, maybe Air Groove or Eishin Flash
>>561938356>>561938570I recognize you guys are rich and smart but i still dont get the motivation to spend. Unironically just make a hooker dress up as one or something
>>561939462You're posting during America hours, that's illegal here.
>>561939429>clumsinessShe's sturdy, so as long as she doesn't fall at full speed, it seems like it'd be the endearing kind of clumsy, and not the dangerous kind.>whip me into shapeI wonder if Hishi Akebono would be a good fit for that. She might be a bit too passive to actually force change though...
>>561926079Vodka looks like this?!
>>561939072I'm pretty sure those aren't dotoposters anymore... Notice how you don't see any dotos before that and its only used when making really low quality posts
