Previous: >>561972552>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDMain Story Act 1, Finale Part 1 now AvailableCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*), Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (Speed), SSR Curren Chan (Wit), SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Custom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
curren WHORE
Gold City feet in my mouth
CM in 5 hours, you still have time for that last minute Ace.
Does your oshi uma has the we don't care about her pose?
>Hell officially froze over, idolmaster goes worldwide>Replies talking about troons and yuritardshttps://x.com/idolmaster_en/status/2038617245597806849Remember boys, always gatekeep the things you care for!IN OTHER NEWS: PLAY MUV LUV!https://www.gematsu.com/2026/03/muv-luv-unlimited-the-day-after-standalone-versions-for-switch-launch-april-16
8446569484465694Aries room
Is Stamina Siphon any good
>>561989902cloud horses
>>561990130who cares about ningens
>>561989986crap all three sneezing ones are missing from catbox
>>561990090I gave up on doing long aces 1 week ago, I'll just click auto select
>>561990130stop spamming this shit
>>561990130as I have said before, I'm white and uma is the only gacha I care about
>>561990130You seem to be lost. This is the /uma/ thread for the mobile gacha game, Umamusume: Pretty Derby. Please post in an appropriate thread in the future. Thanks!
>>561990189>>561990229>yuritards getting uppidyIdols are for MALE producerUma are for MALE toreina
>>561990160spurt told groundwork miss...
>>561990189makoto is pretty cute tho, but only as a loli in classic idolmas
HOYOKU TENSHO
>>561990336>>>/v/This is the uma thread, twitterposting goes on the other board.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/PlpNbWhttps://jiggie.fun/PlpNbWhttps://jiggie.fun/PlpNbWhttps://jiggie.fun/PlpNbW
GUYS LOOK IDOLM@STER EN ACCOUNT LOOK THE YURITROONS ARE GOING TO HAVE FIELD DAY WITH THIS WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO HOW ARE WE FEELING LOOK THEY MADE A NEW POST THE REPLIES ARE JUST ABOUT YURITROONS BRO THEY ARE GOING TO SEETHE WHEN THEY SEE PRODUCER IS CANON MALE HOLY SHIT PLEASE READ MUVLUV I BEG YOU WHY AREN'T YOU SEETHING ABOUT THE YURITROONS BRO IDOLM@STER GOT AN OFFICIAL EN ACCOUNT AND MADE A FEW POSTS DON'T FORGET ABOUT MUVLUV
>>561990160gay part kitasan event...
>>561990530just realized uma doesnt have enough lolis compared to lolimas
>>561990530HeyMuvluv anon is cool
>>561990160damn *opens dick* super hard
>>561990530I cry I pray mon dieu
>>561990530If anything I hope they all start playing that game
IIIIIIII'M CRUCIFIIIIIIEDCRUCIFIIIIIIIIED LIKE MY SAAAAAVIOOOOOOR
>>561990616stupid street beggar falco
>>561990160crap, did you guys find umanko? I think I said umanko many times last thread. but it doesnt hurt to talk about umanko. umanko. orange umanko. narrow umanko. lucky umanko.
>>561990160umas cute!
I'm finally finished building my TT team, time to build Aces
>>561990530PLAY MUV LUV NOW, MAMBO TURD!
Is there an uma who mentions drinking energy drinks?
>>561990909it's right above bakushin
>>561988971>not girl's gardenzzz
silly symboli
>>561990160danchou girls...
>>561990160bwos...
>tfw you're cucking your own front runnersKek. I wonder whether I should remove all mid race skills from Suzuka or if I should try to get more on my front runners
I wonder if the Winning Post guy has given up on the game already or not.
>currently at 43k caratsThis is my first time having over 30k carats. Guess MANT is a blessing in a way that I can skip all banners
>>561991392>I can skip all bannersbwo? your new horses?
>>561991452There are noneExcept for RickeyRickey...
Curren is not attractive, she is a WHORE
>>561991452Next one I'm aiming for is Cheerleader Natie and Sweepy. I wanted Nishino for parent but I'm too lazy to do any parent farming in MANT
Pick my aces for me /uma/
>>561991452you literally don't need any of them
>>561991452Not a single good horse comes out during MANT
>>561990130what the hell I take a nap and come back to someone else Muv Luv posting?
>>561991392enjoy it while it lastin fact I recommend fattening your stack as much as you can youll need it next year
>>561990979More stam and some guts?I don't really have anything else to use since I cant use the SR Cafe card with Cafe.I guess another speed or power card might work instead.
>>561991612I was also originally going to pull for Nishino to use her as a parent, but after doing my first MANT parent run yesterday I don't think I want to do them ever again. Maybe I could pull her and save her for another scenario.
I came here just to occasionally post fanart and Uma Police (the real thing) telling you to say something nice about them on their birthday
>>561990883friends like sharing things with friends. especially food.
>>561991618Ayabe, Kitasan, and Oguri Cap as in Peak. What are those greens though
does the sirius card need a certain amount on the friendship gauge to enable friendship training?
What will go wrong? Right before Kikuka
>>561991960this is fine
this is actually the worst fucking card in the game
>>561991707Nishino Flower?
>>561991754Praying that I wont be needing to spark for my uma banners>>561991818MANT is tedious to do and if I ever pull her. I'll do one run using her with both 3* stam as parents and be done with it whatever the outcome
>sees abusive housewife neicha>try not to laugh
>>561991895>What are those greens thoughAyabe is for CM1 rerun but my only long S + 1200 speed with maybe enough stamina. I think Oguri I was left with only enough points for those
>>561990160>teio ace better
>>561991780>singluar power cardIt isn't that bad imo but you'd be better off with another speed card probably if you have trouble hitting them, otherwise you're going to be praying to hit at least 2 good trainings in summer and I pray you have a good card.
>>561990160creek bad
>>561991960>Mile BYou lose Victoria Mile and Yasuda Kinen
how does sweepy work exactly?can I start it and then tab out/watch things on fullscreen or do you have to have it running at the front so the ocr works
>decide to do the uma personality test>pic relatedIt's over for me.
>>561992138We still have Aries and Cancer before CM1 rerun bwo. Actually just replace Oguri Cap with Goldship and hope for the best
>>561991925I think it needs all dates cleared? Haven't tried it yet
>>561991780Swap Creek with power Rice, you will thank me later
Ready for the CM anon? WHATyou STILL don't have all your aces ready??
>>561992042she's a princess. you have to handle her delicately and know to compensate for her low initial friends. one of the less stressed good things about kitasan is how high her initial friendship is and how every event gives FG with her so you never worry about reaching orange gauge with her.
>>561992469Post yours Dotonigger.
>>561991707You will roll for Yaeno Muteki.
>>561992469nah can't make anything a finals worthy
>>561991637>>561991707Wait, is Camp Taiki ass? Or is she "I already have the regular version, so I don't need this one"
>>561991925First date enables it for random amount of turns (2~5), you can enable it again by clearing all the dates, the one after viewing all their date events, and you can randomly get it while training with them.
>>561992365Cancer is CM3. And that's just how the run turned out, figured I'd hedge my bets on a highroll with S turf/S medium on it.
CM soon, let's do a fun warm up race so your aces get ready. 18 gates, great mood.440008374400083744000837
This seems to be the front runner deck for this CM
>>561992675?????????
>>561992554she's cute, but I'm not rolling on a random pace chaser, sorry bro
>>561992469I don't know if it's just fellow jobbers making lobbies right now but I'm actually winning a few matches now
What the fuck is this? You guys told me the umas want to such trainer cocks so why are they so gay?
kingu love
>>561992578The latter
>>561992636i completely fucked up what i meant to ask, i meant to enable recreation, the 1 through 7 things
Are you going to roll for boy Sky
This jank card is eating the events all the time with his garbageNo wonder I felt like the other cards never ended their events since I started using it
The Currens…
>>561992773If you were female you would be gay for Bakushin too
>>561992774First rate mom to Urara. And Kawakami. And Team Ascella.But she needs to drop the haughtiness.
>>561992767She’s a decent Late too
>energy went down by 25>guts went up by 20
>>561992851You just need to train with them once and then it's all RNG when it'll enable. Just like with Riko's
Is this good?
>>561992342*rapes you*
>>561993062oh ok, thanks
>>561993112Only if you have sex with me
>>561993112no
When is the next best support card to roll on for f2p?I got three sparks saved currently.The only Umas I wanna roll on this year is probably just Wedding Curren, Sweep & Daitaku. So I would need to at least have one spark around each of them.
>>561992932I will main lates, but with Dia, Flash, Dober (and eventually Kris Sex), I already will have plenty of options for sexy lates to lose cms with
>>561993112it's the most tryhard umait's great if you pig out and want to metafag
>>561992909She'll mellow out after she retires and I impregnate her multiple times.
>>561993112Op for this cm and like 5 cms after
>>561992902wait, why is there a headband on curren chanare her ears fake
>>561992870I want to but I will notI will retain my semen
>>561992773bakushin is the only uma in the game that literally rejects you
>>561993247light hello
>>561993529wtf i hate bakushin now
>>561993247Tachyon speed is next big speed card for mlbMaruzen 1lb if you main frontsMr C.B. 1lb if you main endsCreek stam MLB is a must have, still used in JP, reruns together with CB
>>561993112CAP AS IN PEAK IS ALWAYS AMAZING
>>561993529She gets softer by the end of her career
>>561993247Depends on how poor you are. The only absolute must will be El's speed card, as its Kita's direct powercreep. Otherwise Tachyon speed.
>>561992469all of my aces are 700-800 wit witlets
>>561993247L'arc Pasaall else is gaslight for F2P
>>561992673>about to post results>a storm turns off my pcWoops sorry about that. Congrats to Ayabe and good luck in the longslop CM.
>>561992773Its worse than you might think, seriously why are they catering to yuritards all of a sudden?
>>561993712please delete this, i can't pull for her. i NEED to save my carats
>>561992773who's that sexy mare
We should rape umarollers
What decks should I be using for non-long umas? I'm not reaching those super high stats that others are with guts + wit decks.Also should I be playing more risky? Like using more hammers as I get them and neglecting wit over other stats.
if i impregnate king halo will she eventually give birth to another kawakami princess despite one already existing
>>561993668Tachyon really isnt that great outside of sp bonus at mlb, she'll disappear from decks outside of her scenario just like NTR will (except for specifically pace chasers)
>>561992004>>561992264>Solo Kitasan rainbow + solo wit rainbow>Whistle>Solo Kitasan rainbow + solo wit rainbow>Whistle>Solo Kitasan rainbow + solo wit rainbow>Whistle>Solo Kitasan rainbow + solo wit rainbow>Whistle>Solo Kitasan rainbow + solo wit rainbow???
>>561992773>>561993947Bakushin was never for you in the first placeSit on the cuck chair
>>561992773>>561993947>>561967000
>>561993947>all of a sudden
>>561993529She does not. She just isn't ready and can't have it interfere with her perfect class rep status.
EN ballroom event hasnt even begun yetcan you actually behave yourselves
>>561994095Like 70% of umas are pace chasers tho
Why do people bring NSM in CM12?
>>561993712Worst fucking character ever, and retards will defend this shit character because muh american.
Brian. What the fuck. How do you lose to Gold City 4 times.
>>561994214How many days before the yuri event starts?>>561994261It's good for medium too tardbro
>>561994108Thats not what her career led me to believe but this is Cygames after all, guess I shouldnt have expected anything less.
>>561994214I want to have sex with Seiun Sky (forma de boy)
>no one replied to danKEK in club chat-1000000000000 aura
>>561994284dont shay that des...
>>561994285Post her stats.
>>5619943024 days
>>561994261Go into a CM room and watch the race, NSM is a gold speed that actually makes you
>>561994261Nothing else to bring for pace chasers
>>561994284pretty sure the only reason you dislike her is for that same reason
>>561993947Neither are my oshis Let the yuritards have a win so they can shut up about UmaxTrainer
>>561993668>If you main XWait im supposed to main different styles?
>>561994345I hope you get cancer for making this soundpost
>>561994379there's yeppersniper in this thre
>>561994426Supposedly, I just pull for generalist cards and borrow whatever specific card
>>561993947>all of a suddenMANT came out in Japan 4 years ago, have you read a single MANT event? Wait, you don't even play the game
>try my newly acquired Dia in Unity to read her story>multiple double and triple rainbow training>most of them during both summerswhy can't i have this luck in MANT???
>>561994409>let the yuritards have a winno. give them an inch of your finger they will take your whole arm off.
>>561994426it will become increasingly harder to stay competitive without restritcing what styles to run due to how specialised future cards will be
>>561994452nyo....
>>561994379makes you what
>>561994542They're on different seeds, doesn't matter
>>561994284Taiki(uma) is great. Blonde, big tits, funny, strong, for (you), what else would you need.Taiki(voice over) makes my ears bleed out, the only way I can play her is by turning off my headphones
>>561994648You're not ready to know
>>561994261it's the "I win" button if it triggers at the right time
Stego cute.
What /uma/'s thoughts on Mayano Top Gun?
>>561994409>oh no here are two umas commonly shipped together I hope no one posts Y*RI of them……………You can just ask, anon
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>561994524I literally do play the game and have been going hard on it to get more shit for Dia before caving in. Enough of your trash, MANT has no yuri events.
i think maya is autistic
>>561994426Well it is good for different styles. Maruzen gives a lot of front runner sparks, including groundwork, which makes you NOT FAIL half of your careers because you didn’t get it from your 18* groundwork double circle parents, but if you dont have/like making front runners then she is kinda useless. Same with CB and end closers
fuck this gay dumbass game
>>561994969>paid: 5
>>561994843she is my wife
>>561995031the groundwork procs tho
>>561994969>MANT has no yuri eventslol, lmao
>>561994843>Little sister zoned >Good personal song>Can't play gang beast>Her and Rice have the absolute worst spamming of mood down events.
>>561995031>long S>support card event chains finish>good statsPick 2 (sometimes just 1).
>>561994648Fat fingers will be my doomMakes you change positions, all umas run in a line one behind another, you need a way to unburock yourself because retarded lates and ends just pop their ults and stay as close to rail as possible
>>561995162in case you're blind there's no TTL
This card is dogshit, zero rainbows, zero events, why does it exist?
the fastest way to get banned from the official uma global discord is to mention maya
>>561995205as a laisu lovah, this post is fake and gaymy laisu is the happiest there is
>>561994659>believing in seedslol
The running the the three races in a row, Kikuka Sho > Queen Liz > Mile/Jap Caup worth it or should I skip one of them?
>>561994843Umapyoi
Here we go cheap NSM
>>561995279you gotta learn to use the dates bro
>>561995268>long sYes>support card events finishYES>good statlineYEEES>no groundwork
i believe in seeding maya
>>561995367you can skip queen liz and do it in senior year
>>561994409
>>561995278fake skill, not neededthe curvature, however
>>561995279It gets you Commander Spe for free.
>>561995205>I'm not a kid!>This excitement is hard to crack!>Chase me! >Grand love plan>get me in the mood(negative!)and of course Maya's Love Advice!?(on your third turn junior year while below 200 wit so you don't get fast learner)
>>561995397account status - bricked
>>561995467I keep seeing this. How?
>>561995404Dates? How? The dates are not even unlocked for most of the time
It's been fucking months since the shitposter started using yuri/lesibians etc. to bait, why the fuck is any of you replying to his bait
>>561995031At least you could trigger groundwork, I didn't get a single green hint nor dodging danger for mine.
>>561995426But then you got the Tenno Sho right before Queen Liz.
>>561995597Just get lucky broI get dates unlocked in junior year a lot of the time
Bakushin is my oshi and her new alt is beautiful and I will not hear otherwise from retards arguing about yuriabsolute shame it's years away
>>561995429FUCK i was so mad i didn't even realize there's no curvature, that's even worse
>>561995397Good luck trying to make a proper run with her.
>>561995358>believing his rainbows aren't pre-determinedlmao
Looking at the leaderboards makes me sad...
>>561995552>>561995719I literally did not use hint books on anyone else
did anyone here give a fuck about the two uma "youtubers" that killed themselves
>>561995634>gold prudentsomeone tell him
>>561995279I've had some decent luck with it so far, but it's heavily RNG dependent to get the recreation unlocked by predebut and actually getting the team passion to trigger after racing with them.
she LITERALLY sucks on her CLIT
>>561995760Ugs are bait
mr takanashi in the global department is tracking your career progress live and is disabling double rainbow turns if he sees that you are not floating 3k paid carats in your account
>>561995794whomst
>>561993112kindly explode
>>561995794uh no?good riddance tho
>>561995397BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>561995830CM where all umas run with these jap egg vibrators when
>>561995725you can't get predetermined rainbows if you have green friendship at senior year
>>561995702If you do not find this hot you are EXTREMELY gay.
>>561993712how the fuck do you bring ice cream cones on a picnic without a cooler
>>561995852>>561995871uma yoorie and veiledrosieone apparently was a troon, but the other was a genuine foid
>>561995634>center stagepwo...
>>561995590I haven't played on JP, but from what I've read it goes like this:In Special Week's main story part 2, you race in the Arima Kinen vs Grass Wonder. When you enter this race, you're asked to choose an inheritance uma for Special Week. If you use an uma that has the "Best in Japan" skill as Special Week's inheritance, then you can win the race and unlock Special Week's Commander alt. If your inheritance uma doesn't have that skill then it's a scripted loss.
>>561995801>>561996026It's a cheap gold for TT since the run was already bricked.>actually using a front for CM with no greens
>>561995830i can fix her (by sucking her clit myself)
>>561995590Wait until the relevant story is released.Make sure you have an uma with Team Sirius's skill.Game will ask you to set a parent/helper/whatever for Spe for the Arima Kinen story mission.Set that uma as itWatch cutscene
>>561995634>center stage
wew
>>561995634gold prudent is worse than regular prudentalso prudent + danger is ass on this track and delays your groundwork by 5 years
>>561996020my bad, both were women, uma yoorie apparently did some voice acting
>natural fast learner>charming>nigger sweep gives no spurt>nigger akikawa gives no spurt>nigger sparks gives no spurtI hope cyjews gets kyoani'd.
>>561995552Base Maya is still meta 5 years later, can you say the same about your oshi?Picrel is Seriru showing his meta team after saying it's impossible to win that CM without running meta+debuffer
>>561995702I also like bakushin a lot and like the new outfit even if years away, but she looks so much like bakarina that I can't see that skin as bakushin as it should be.
>>561996057>>561996113>game has freebie 3*b-based..?
>>561996212Bro, you free guaranteed spurt aka grass wonder ult??
>>561996158>gold prudent is worse than regular prudentwait really?
>>561996020>>561996195as i said, good riddance
>>561992773>>561993947I'm glad I'm not a bakushin redditor
any jp bros lurking this thread that have been around for multiple years? Are we going to have to deal with this yuri "debate" every time there's a ballroom event or will the retards eventually fuck off once the game is less popular?
>>561996340It's also one of, if not the, best parent for Nakayama Race Course CMs.
>>561996149kissable oguri
>>561992773Gay ballrooms is the most true to its roots thing cygays keeps doing.
pit lickin' and clit suckin'
>>561995279is this the end of team Sirius story? will we start another team next chapter?>>561995397IKU YOOOOOOOOOO*7th place*
>>561996465Same for mile with free Ku-chan which gives an evolved inherited skill
>>561996521I wanna smooch Ogurin too
>>561996446Official discordtroons and plebbit already banned uma x toreina, so no. Yuritroons will keep coming here to shitpost and destroy this general too.
>>561996057>>561996113So it's not something missable? I'll be chilling until then
>>561996446I'm not sure why you're pretending people are going to suddenly stop shitposting when they've been doing it for years. Just ignore it. Don't respond. Enjoy what you like.
>>561996446I don’t think there is “lesbians are inti-straight” bullshit in japan, so essentially all yuri is (you)ri
>>561996578this incident almost killed the game before it was even out of the womb btw
>>561996660>(you)riPrime shitpost material
>>561996652I quit the game and came back long after it released and got it. It's not missable at all unless you literally do not know about it.
>>561996446I hope they fuck off soon. I took a break from /uma/ for a while and now I come back to find the threads being 50% twitter/discord drama and seething yuri hatred.
>>561996660Lesbians are treated as a comedy skit in Japan, true.
>>561996446Outrage marketing is the norm nowadaysGet used to it
>>561996446>events catering to yuribait attract yuriniggersWhat do you think?
>>561996438Gentildonna is a kind uma who would never use her body to try and seduce or hurt trainer. Daiwa on the other hand...
Nice troonge, umacucks.
>>561997120What happened to your English server?
Homosexuality was perceived as a sign of intelligence in Ancient Rome. The Romans kissed their homies good night and invented the wheel and the calendar. What have you accomplished, /uma/?
>>561996660It’s treated more like a fetish or as a gag
Look at this crying loser.
>>561997367but she won that race
UMAS WORTH ROLLING FOR IN MANT>Kita (unit and parent)strongest long uma and core unique for 2400m and above >Nishino Flower (unit and parent)best unique for pace even to this day>cheerleader Kingu (parent)Dober's unique but actually works, still requires to not get rushed >wedding Curren (unit)God tier sprinter that you can't really use until GL (now Grand Concert)>Inari One (unit)end Oguri that can run from mile to long in both turf and dirt>summer Golshi (unit and parent)unique that activates two random golds independent of distance or racing style, one if inherited >Copano Rickey (unit)strongest dirter ever released honorable mentions is wedding FM but you can't use her support card so you're fucked, everything else is waifu rolls
I HAVE NO CONTENT TO WATCH WHILE I DO RUNS AND NO ANIME REQUIRES TOO MUCH ATTENTION WHERE IS MY STREAMER
>950/1000/950/950/950This is every fucking run of this stupid fucking scenario. I just want to max out speed and stamina. Why is that so fucking hard? How the fuck am I supposed to play this stupid fucking mode?
>>561997302i do that with dancho
latebros get a pass this CM
she LITERALLY fingerblasted her into a super-duper CLIMAX
>>561994887Mayano is cute and deserves her own anime!
>>561996446Story wise, not all of them were that bad, but the one this year just retroactively shat on previous onesThey straight up said that the uma that gets the suit alt is just a foil to the one with the dress lolOverall, I wonder why they continue to make these when I am pretty sure that the months with the ballroom event are always the worst in terms of income
>Cyjews showed Kaneko the yuri PV to pitch Pui and Kinkame being in uma>he looked disgusted and said no way faguma will forever be a joke as a JP keibasim by missing the most influential JP horse integral to their modern day keiba because of yuritrannies. SAD
>>561990160horse umanko without sparks
>cm starts 1 hour later nowFUCK DST
>all 5 borrows today were utter shit and couldn't get Long SAlright guys, which one do I use? The one with more Stam, or the the one with more Power/Wit and Uma Stan?
there should be a gold version of the whistle that makes support cards go to their respective stat
>>561997842>costs 150Enjoy
>uma in a dress>panders to men who like upskirts>uma in a suit>panders to men who like cameltoesBecause I am not gay, I look forward to the ballroom event
>>561997468>Inari OneYaeno can do that too, though
>>561997582ningens can't compete with an uma's finger strength
Numbers is how many pizzas I will give to the most precious and kissable uma in entire umaverse to express my loveIf 0 then include previous number
>>561991152very cute artistpost more of it
dont let the ballroom event distract you from the fact that this fucking scenario is ass
>>561997816Please respond.
>>561997895no one cares about bamboo memory bro
>>561996261Seriru literally caters to the poorest of poorfags, retard. She is the giga cope poorfag uma not the meta uma
>>561997875I'd still buy it tbqh
>>561997468You forgot someone
>>561998043
>>561998065WRONG
>>561989902I will address the elephant in the room: the artist hid a penis in this image
>check trainer test uma rankings>top 100 is full of UG umas
>>561991735Doing the job you weren't able or willing to, plus I posted game news.>>561998215VERY cute tower, that even includes my puny wife ludolf! Thank you!
>>561997895looks rapeable
>>561998225big if true
>>561996594no, there's still spe's second chapter
>>561998203Yadda
>>561998160He literally uses Christmas Ayabe
>>561998282Are you in /Uma/ Club? I sent in Rihoko's song for April's playlist.
>>561998065this scenario is good because it lets me make SS umas and the best i could make in unity was A+
>>561997816me like left
: )
>>561997468look at all those umas I'll be skipping
>>561998395I'm not a JPussy so I dunno anything about that uma
>>561998065MANT is literally best scenario so far
>>561997894Isn't the problem with ballroom events that the uma in it usually have their personality altered to suit whatever the writers want? iirc that was the case for Ardan (and people didn't know that 2nd alts are possible so getting an alt, potentially only alt, for your waifu and then discovering that they altered her personality into something else than it was before must feel pretty bad)
>>561998480Cool But the whales are shitting out SS+ and UG+ now instead of just S+ bro
>>561997468>strongest dirter ever releasedin global at least
>>561998203sweepy is legit cancerous to build so good luck if you roll for her, the golshi/city mechanic shows up way more often
>>561997468>unique that activates two random golds independent of distance or racing style, one if inheritedThis is kinda fucked
>>561998418...What made you think I'm in that club, of all the ones available?
>>561998627the gap still closed thoughand bigger rank always feels better, you don't need to compare it to others
This goth mob uma is hotter than 90% of the main cast
>>561998654falcobro... her latest alt is not better than Rickey bro let it go...
>>561998775>I prefer hyper slutsWe know
>>561996653that's already what I'm doing most of the time, I guess I just wish others had the same restraint>>561996830grim>>561997650The overwhelming majority probably dont care and would rather see the 600th uma that's overtly pandering and for (you), but I think throwing a bone to the yuri crowd once a year is perfectly fine. I haven't read the event so I can't say whether this one is particularly good or bad, but I doubt the people shitting up the thread have read it either
>>561998627SS+ is achievable UG+ is bait for scoremaxing, they aren’t actually good.
Was the stuff with Bakushin and North Flight actually explicit this time or was it just the usual bait?
>japs make bbq fanarts left and rightNice
>>561998976
>>561998580Kobe Shinbunhai is a 2400m race where last corner starts exactly where late races starts, Seriru said she makes it impossible to win without metaAnd the more skill points you get the more important fast learner becomes which is why base Maya is still used on top of having NSM, Cygames still didn't release another uma with a guaranteed fast learner event btw
>>561998812>Espo>Transcend (alt) >Hokko Taruame (alt) Also you are wrong and Falco's alt is better than Rickey.
>>561998698It's shit. A unique is generally already stronger than a gold skill and it's a 2nd half random unique activation. You can activate your gold skills at a point where they are usless. Literally only good as an inherit for debuffers or TT pointpadding
>>561998976Where did this whole BBQ thing come from? I just woke up to a bunch of BBQ posts suddenly instead of whores and funny animals
Every day until you like it.
>>561998282I appreciate it AmagamibroI'm not actually much of a VN guy but I watched the anime a decade ago (only really watched the episodes with the girls I thought were cute) and thought it was pretty alright. Does the game have more content than those 4 episode arcs? If so and you keep posting your propaganda I may be willing to revisit....
>>561999215But I like Gaze on Me already.
1-9 game0 uma
One more day until I cuck my small penis danchou with another club's big dick danchou.
She is the final boss of dirt and very round.
>>561998892>but I think throwing a bone to the yuri crowd once a year is perfectly fineI agree, but they could at least write them better. In the last one Kris s appears and talks about Cesario, but Cesario herself is not even in the event
>>561999215just say "every day" then
NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>561999425Nice spoiler fuckass
>>561999405You too?
>>561998612I wouldn't know because I haven't played or read JP events. Sad for the fans of the umas if true.
>>561999425how can you fuck up a spoiler that badly. It's just Ctrl+S bwo
Is this thread for horseracing?;
>>561999256>I'm not actually much of a VN guyNeither am I, I simply like posting 'bout Amagami, and general mild off-topic fun posting that we're doing.>only watched the episodes with the girls I thought were cuteUnironically a perfectly valid thing to do.>Does the game have more contentI've yet to get on that myself, sadly I'm super lazy regarding games like this. Call me a hypocrite I suppose, but it is how it is.https://gbatemp.net/threads/release-amagami-english-version.668601/
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER CURREN OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
Rebricked (A+) has two spots available for April if you're looking for a club. Ignoring the shitposts, we're really just a comfy chill club, so don't be scared to join! >20mil monthly >don't flatline (unless you already hit 20m) >that's literally it Reply with your ID or apply in game with the magic word in your profile yes I fucked up my original spoiler post
>>561999629It's a common Google Pixel occurance
>>561999710FUCK YOU GIVE ME BACK MY ONIISAMA
>>561999724>>561999425>this is my danchou
>>561999710Her alt has carried my TT team for a long time and still does well so I'm grateful to her.
>>561999425>>561999724
>>561999405Autisbwo...
>>561999284b in browns means based
>>561999724>>561999727Why is it always a PXL_ poster?
>Brian is angry What do?
It doesn't actually matter when you enter CM because you're just being matched against "ghosts" of registered trainers. There is no "real time" matchmaking.
>>561999908Stress management (sex) is part of a torenas job
>>561999924i bet you also don't believe in gcp dot
>>561999425Falcobwos, our reputation...
>>561999617well, we will have all those events on global so we will be sure then
>>561999405brickedbro...
>>561999697Saving that link in case one day I am bored enough to download it then
>>561999924It’s live matchmaking because if you’re searching for a match very late at night you can sometimes get search timeout
>>561999284what does curi musume even mean
>>561999697damn gbatemp still exists?
my beautiful daring cinderella tact
can you fags not talk like huge redditors for 5 minutes
>>561999204Most likely the algo just picked it up and it became viral, due to the translator, while indian/chinese botfarms got pushed back.
>>562000282that's just the message for when you get one of those Connected... hang ups during matchmaking
>>562000440would you prefer they referred to each other as bwos?
>>562000374Surprisingly so, yeah.>>562000272A random tab or bookmark never hurt anyone.
>>561993947Man you tourists are something else
I hurt my shoulder. Uma for me?
it's mirako's birthday
>>561990160
>>561997842Roll up your damn sleeves!
>>562000057I used the schizodot at nikke back then, does it work on uma too?
>>561999284
>>562000776Kitasan, she does massages
>>561995279>zero eventsit has the most events out of any card, however>7 FUCKING RECREATIONSmiss me with that shit, i need to do trainings
Ready for the CM! I know they're probably bad but I'm just here for fun. Went in totally blind haha I hope it works out. Good luck everyone!!
>>562000789Stop being such a fatty https://exhentai.org/s/95358413b7/3792046-325
>>561999215I already like it. I like it a lot.
Does anyone have a fix for Uma crashing when ran in mumu player with sweepy? I really need one, because my danchou said if my activity continues to drop he's going to make me get retrained personally by him in his quarters...
>>562000938good luck to you too anon!
>>561993947>Sakura Bakushin Oh
>>562000938Easy C finals
>>561999874Does the in-game Suzuka have any character trait or event which references this?
>>562000972https://exhentai.org/s/cfb87e52fb/3792046-315>>562001042It's a known issue related to MANT, tell sweep to fix it, but he apparently can't replicate it.https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/issues/39Some faggots go "it has to do with how long it runs", but for me it breaks apart 5 minutes whenever I start it, not hours in.
>>562001084>>562001136Haha I'd be happy with that!!
>>562001042no panties?
>>562000845depends
Suffocate cyjews with the entrails then behead them
>>562001438Based. Do teh same for all yuritards and troons invading Uma and soon Imas
>>561998812Parade Falco is literally the strongest dirter for the upcoming CM bro
>>562001219It also breaks for me five minutes into starting it. But I've also only tested it in mant too, hopefully whatever the issue is sweepydev can fix it. がんばれスウィーピー>>562001275No panties
>>562001226Anon...C finals doesn't exist... C finals means you didn't even qualify to finals...
when will this god forsaken shitbag of a scenario end
>>562001681in a few months :)
>>5620016813 months.
Let's go, Ardanbros! Missing one hammer during climax due to excitement is gonna haunt me for a while though
>>562001438>>562001519What's the long and short of this drama? I keep seeing people bitch about sakura bakshin O and at first it kept having something to do with armpits(potentially one single fucking animation??) but now people are just saying she's a dyke or something, I'm not online enough. If anyone would be willing to spell it out for me I'd appreciate it, I enjoy hearing about drama but I don't know where to look to find it.
CYGAYS JUST TOLD ME MANT IS EXTENDED
>>562001681It'll be over when Grand Live starts
this nigga numbers all of his images
>>562001891>He doesn't label his imagesNot a phone TRANNY like yourself, so it's really easy and quick.
>>561999204Elon merged Japanese and American twitter seamlessly while also excluding pajeets, and as a result there has been a vast cultural exchange centered around meat and BBQ between the JP and Americans. It's actually pretty heartwarming. Also there's a shared love of racism on both sides (everyone hates the jews and blacks lol).
>>561999284lmao
>>562000972>>562000789
All of the smart ones nest folders based on the character and a dominant part of the piece in question
TAILHUG
Bakushin's really cute with this smile.
>>562000338curi comes from an old facebook page musume comes from umamusume
>>562001964>random tard rage over tranniesoh my kek
>>562002245Me on the right
>>561991013Trainer status: seduced
>>562002245Verily
I actually like MANTwhat does the next scenario do though, since it's "so much better"?
>>562000338spic umamusume fangroup
>>562002492>since it's "so much better"?nobody said that it is
>>562002492It's worse.You click on speed and wit and pray that the random scenario mechanic lands on those 2 as well.It's a shittier Unity (but at least runs are shorter)
>>562002492the only ones saying it's better are whales.if you're not one you're going to have a baaaaad time
>>562002492you get an alcoholic cake with big tits that loves you.
>Dude posting Ftore/UmaThere are some that make sense and then there some that don't. This is one of the ones that doesn't.
>>562002273>>562002546ok but does curi actually mean something in spanish?
I can't get S rank in MANT. It's over. It's fucking over. I'm worthless.
>>562002492runs dont take 1 hour
If you get spooked by a riko support card it'll unlock recreation with riko even if you didn't bring the card, wild.
>>562002273>curiIs that like ebaumsworld?
>>562002861Kawakami princess calls female trainer a prince as well. The concept of a woman being a "prince" type isn't new at all (Haruhi Fujioka, Naoto Shirogane)
>>562002927I got this with tazuna once
>>562001787Deck?
>>562002851
>>562002190do NOT post that artist! his maleTxUma art is incredibly homophobic and fan fiction!https://exhentai.org/s/f12ccb437a/3792046-327
>>562002895Short for curiosities, there are these curiosities groups for a lot of fandoms, all originated from an old fangroup called "ugly curiosities" that made that kind of oc.
>>562002589>>562002921unity took 45mins for me, MANT only increased to 1h maybe 1h20minsif that's the only good thing, I hope I'll drop the game before then
how do I not get trash skills in mant? I can make an uma with juiced stats but my skills are always dog
You can still fit in a few borrow runs to reach B finals
>>562003156dogs are good tho?
>>562003156bring cards with the skills you want and hunt hints?
I love you and I'll get you a CM win eventually.
>>562003156bring better cards
>>562002917Have you tried using your full MLB SSR deck?
>>562002895curifeos is an abbreviation of curiosidades feas (ugly facts) that later got even more reduced into being just curis, which are memes traced over pictures and other memes. I don't even know much spanish but I saw a guy explaining it on twitter lol
>>562003225>>562003235but I have to use a meme race bonus deck
>>562003156Your 300 affinity parents?
>>562003231There is a title for that? Neat, congrats anon.
>>562003095>>562003292ok i was going to ask why a spanish speaking group was using an abbreviation of an english word but forgot to consider the words could be similar in both languages.
>>562003231Impressive. Is that a new title? I don't remember seeing that before. Now I have to get every trophy with Fuji...
>>562003078nice
>>562003361you really don't, just hit 50ish and you're fine. Use leftovers for skill cards
>>562003441Cease at once! https://exhentai.org/s/3d7a994bc3/3792046-351
>>562003231Congrats
HAAAAAAH
kitasan is a pick-me
Finally, comfy thread
Just 2 hours until complete, total Goldship domination.
>>562003786>pick-meAs in peak
>>562003035
>>562003531I think that artist may like Gentil a little
My team consists of:SS golshi with long SSS oguri with long SSS kitasan with mile SDon’t come to lobbies today, anons
>>561989902
Are there any well designed umas left to be released apart from Gentildonna? They all look like overdesigned shit, from what I've seen.
I have kita and fm what ssr should I borrow to add to a TT Taiki (for dirt mile)? All the mile golds we have right now require you to be at the back and none of the pace chaser cards outside of fm are any good either.I can't borrow a race bonus-less nishino flower wit because I'd need her power card to reach 50 RB
>>562004129no
>>562004030Impressive
>>562004030I wish I could max that team card but I'm in a club with friends/family and club points are in short supply.
>>562004129dumb bait
>>561996020>look them up>first one died from cancerdamn that's pretty sad>second one killed herself because she was in love with the first one and couldn't handle not talking to an internet person anymore that's just retarded
>>562004129Nakayama Festa, forma de Hanukkah
>>562002927got spooked a shit ton of these, never actually got rec
>>562003231Holy, congrats.How am I supposed to get Dirt Sprints on an uma with Dirt G Sprint G?
>>562004050Clearly likes plenty of Uma, it's just that Gentle was seemingly a recent new one at the time.
is team sirius a honeypot card if I'm not a whale?
>>562004117
>>562004050He is kino in general, all his comics are peak
>>562004129instead of that shitty WE NEED REROLLS etc we should message cygay we NEED MORE LOLIS AND IDOLM@S GRILLS
>>562003236i'd rather a chicken
>>562004117Sex
>>562003426it's a title that can only be obtained in MANT as it requires doing every race of every distance at least once. only the most dedicated get them
cm11 status?
Since the first of the month is coming, do you guys also deal with salesposting fags as well or no?
>>562001667Wait...really?I was being...bullied all along? Are they really that bad?
How viable and impactful would triple dominator be for CM12? I guess it'd have to be Rudolf, Tachy and Grass since VFlash has really bad mile aptitude
>>562004638Which is more impressive, that title or the "[uma] Expert" (which you get at 100m fans)?
>>562004721they get posted like once or twice but no one really replies to it, this isn't a chink gacha
im interested in starting this game but is it too late if i want to compete in the champions meets in the future? am i permanently behind everyone else since i started a year late, or are there catch up mechanics?
>>562004407NTA, but run at least 7 dirt 7 sprint inherits, if you overstat the race enough it's doable on roughly D dirt C sprint. I did the dirt/sprints in URA preparing for the title, I imagine with MANT levels of stat gain it's quite a bit easier now for races available in senior year.
>>562004721Uma doesnt have direct competitors like genshin/wuwa/zzz so it’s mostly 2 random bait posts of “le global is dying!!!” And then nobody gives a shit
>>562004749If you believe in yourself hard enough you can make it
i miss slipstream now that i rarely run sweepy...
>>562004749No, i was just being mean :3 if you get lucky you can get into A finals, otherwise solid B
>>562004794making dirt and sprint parents must be the most painful part in addition to proccing their affinity bonus in inspirations
>>562004921I don't believe in myself, anon...I believe in the Umamusume for doing their best! I'll only run my favorites, screw the meta! Cuteness IS Justice!
>>562004651I'm switching to CookieRun. MANT is shit
>>562004856You're too late, like a month late for catch up. You can compete in CM but you'll probably end up in the B group instead of the sweaty A group until your account gets better cards in the future, you can try it. If you need help knowing what to reroll just ask.
>>562004987Oh that's fair then haha. I know its probably not great but I had a lot of fun, just not a lot of time. MANT is pretty good, I like the career. But End Closers were really awful to do. Is there some way to not constantly lose races when running them? I can have 2x the stats, A aptitudes and sometimes even skills if the opportunity presents itself, and its always 1st for front/pace/late, but if I try End 50% of the time I flatline and get 2nd to 14th...what the hell!
>>562004856>am i permanently behind everyone elseno, the meta cards get swapped to new ones. Just don't try to get the current meta cards, you should save as many carats as possible for the cards that will replace current meta
>>562005069there arent even any umas in cookierun
>>562002917who's a cutie? yes you are. you're a cutie.
how do you MANT with a dirtarded uma that can't run anything good?
>>562004651cm reset is at midnight for me now that we swapped to summer time, so I'll let you know it like 10 hours
>>562005069Every now and then I get the urge to play cookie run again and when I do I play it for a month and drop it again...
>>562005207you don't
>>562005210goodnight anon
>>562003156just get lucky with sparks bwo
>>562005207with Falco you get turf sparks, with Urara you say fuck it and wait for Inari One
>>562004651Whatever happens, happens
>>562005431
>>562005476why did she say this
>>562004651
>>562004651i've never did a scrim so it's gonna be a complete surprise for me
>>562005207Increase apt for turf and run normally. I tried dirt only Urara race schedule and it was ultra shit. Turf C for late surger is doable but painful, you need like 400+ power to guarantee turf wins until you get at least to B.
>>562004651Couldn't find the motivation to make an ace in mant
I will channel my inner Oguri Cap and order KFC
How do i mentally prepare myself for a lose
>>562005726you know you'll win>>562004651idk i tried
Club drama?All I know so far is that Mambos top 2 and top 5 earners are moving to /uma/club
>>562004189anyone got any ideas? Stam Brian has beeline burst as a generic gold, but I dont want to bring a stam card for a mile TT uma, do I just borrow ntr for firm conditions gold?
Mile B is ultra cope and a way of burning clocks like a goddamn retard, Mile A or bust
>>562005726Learn to stop caring about results
Fuck all of you saying shit like "I'm going to lose boohoo" when I know damn well you have some monster aces ready to rape my ass and spurt on my prostate the moment I match against you. Fucking bragging little shits!
>>562005538>>562005741kek what a spoiled nepobaby LOSER
>>562005794The /v/ club I'm in has a few faggots spamming long shoe requests despite everyone only requesting medium shoes, so now there are these awkward pauses as people accidentally shoe-all and lose some longs but nobody will speak up and Danchou won't do shit and I have way too few long shoes to donate but I refuse to bug people for them. So I just keep asking for mediums like how it should be.>>562005841Mile A is a cope if you're an end, Mile B is flat out death
S-She can win 1/20 races right?
>>562005794
>>562005207Same thing we do every MANT run. We take over the triple triple crowns.
wtf do you mean it's pronounced "tanhoiza"
>>562005169so theoretically even if i start playing next year brand new, ill still stand a chance against players who started playing since launch?
>losing on long shoessentences spoken by utterly deranged
>forever young>is not actually young forever? ? ? ?
>>562005928Teehee you got me
Hey. I heard you didn't want your clocks this run. Don't worry - I've got this. Just race me. It'll be fine. I don't bite.
>300 speed by debut race >clocks out in junior year>dogshit beginning where I'm barely at 215 speed by junior stakes races>wins flawlessly even against rival Pearl and Flowerthis is fucking dumb
Which one, /uma/? Room practices are very inconclusive.
>>562005794Nyooo...
>>562006069She is in Uma.
Was kita bait this CM?>harder to get long S than bourbon because needs 4 mile spark, while bourbon is long B so only need long parents>focus vs bourbons concentration >barely any mid-race skills, bourbon gets escape artist>without ult proc is basically useless and can only proc ult in 1st or 2nd position vs bourbon “whenever can lose win instead”>needs to inherit groundwork and luckshit front runner savvy vs bourbon built in
>>562005928Why do you have to phrase it like that
>>562006143I don't know, but do the right one it has more wit and more skills -Oh wait left has long SLeft
>>562006143>no Long SLeft.
>>562006135You ran niigata as front didnt you
>>562006205just run both
>>562005928Mejiro McQueen, more like Mejiro Mattress Queen.
>silence suzuka>is not actually silent? ? ? ?
>>562006010meta does not change all at once, so you would need to play for long enough for the meta to change, but yes, as long as you get the new meta cards, you will be on the same level
>>562006205kita is a paypiggu unit
Pacefags, do you guys win lobbies a decent amount with NSM? Unsure if I should Front or Pace Ardan.
Summer 1 is showing up, anons!Post your items!
>>562004651I already did and redid as much as I could. I'm done remaking and raging to Creek not finishing her chain. Multiple times.
>>562006205bourbons who spent their sp on useful stuff instead of conc are winning more, conc is for short races
>>562005943She could win a few>>562006383Nigger, that pace is going to fucking die
>>562006324if i see that I'm a lone front during junior year miles i switch to pace. if i have to clock on a race i switch to pace
>>562006469You say this until you lose finals to a late start
>>562006383>Outed as a redditor>Now also outed as discord userArdanbros, your response?
I got lb2 Dia now thanks to the random ssr voucher...
>>562006485That pace is fine lmao. 946 stamina +2 golds + 1 silver recoveryHigh wit tooI will admit dumping the silver and having 200 more stam would have done wonders, and a bit of wit > guts, but, ah well.
AAAIEEEEE MY LEEEEEGGGGG NYOOOOOOOOOO
>>562005928not me, this is the best I have, and it's a ways from perfect>no 3 greens>low wit for a front runner>low power
>>562006564Ardan bro...why'd you betray me..
Apparently umamusume can train you too
>>562006246>>562006303I see. Thanks, anons.
>>562006485>Nigger, that pace is going to fucking dieI saw a VBourbon win about thirty room matches with 1 gold, Radiant Star, and 969 stam. That Pace Ardan will most likely still spurt
>>562006564That's from the club discord so it's fine. Doesn't even count as a Discord server really
>>562006780>Apparently umamusume can train you tooThat's pretty much Gentildonna's entire story.
>>562006780How fucking weak is the trainerholy shit
>>562006780God she's so ugly
>xoguri run>750 speed 460 stam>has another unique, curvature, and 1 blue heal>bitch refuses to win kikuka shoWhy is this bitch so awful?
>>562006804Worse. It's a sloptuber cord
>>562006852did you try switching her to late
>>562006909I DON'T WANT LATE SKILLS
>>562006837he is 4 ft tall man who eats no red meat preaze understan
*coughs blood*t-this is ok, right? Best I can do.
>>562006882Good to know you're constantly in a sloptuber discord to find these things out
>>562006882At least it's not from the VFcord
>>562006882How do you know that?
>>562006954would you rather get a late skill or use all your clocks
>>562006837>Gets exhausted from chasing after umas>Struggles to liftTorena-san is as weak as your average Japanese office worker. Have you ever seen them do things like exercise during their spare time? If Cygames gave actual designs for the player trainers they'd look very scrawny.
>>562007061Yes.
This is one ugly horse
>>562007089That's crazy to me. I know the japanese are pretty small and weak usually but it just feels weird to me. Like how could you be in a place with the perfect tracks and gyms and not have the urge to get swole?Aniki and Zyzz would be spitting on the ground in shame at the Trainers' ineptitude. If you don't sweat and train with your UMAs, how could you ever understand them?
Host some fun races the CM is supposed to start in 20 minutes but because some Jew ruined time I have an hour with nothing to do
>>562007150Dont say that...
>>562006780>you can lift 15 kilos easyshe means single-arm dumbbell curls, right?r-right?
>>562006970uh why is your kita pace chasing?
>>562004651Hoping to qualify for b finals. No MLB cafe means I don’t have two good stam runs, and it’s all on my highroll gooshi
>>562007150Don't be rude to Magnitude.
>>562007267Want to play a game with me? or watch a movie together? Uh, the only multiplayer game I have ready to go is mhwilds...We could play Uno or something or maybe a game of Life.
>Guts Scroll
>>562007267just add an irritated "TSUMANAI" and I'd totally believe Sweepy would say this
>>562007435I'd hope so. That's what, like 30lbs freedom units? Most starter dumbbells are 25-30lbs for scrawny rookies. Usually its best to start them with a lower weight, but longer reps, and then gradually move onto faster/heavier reps.>>562007520Unironically a carry for me, as a canonical Gutslet
>>562007089the canopus trainer is the closest depiction of most of the in-game trainers
>>562007150shut up Forever Fraud
>>562007520I buy all the stats unless something more important pops up
>>562007520i took like 6 of them last run and still got less than 500
>>562007485You can also run MLB McQueen, it's ass but it's as good as it gets
>>562007690back knee erotic
>>562007231I guess its because being a trainer doesn't require you to be physically active so plenty of them don't bother with it. Just look at Riko.>Ywn do picrel for Kris S >>562007651Cute torena-san
>>562007485your pow build bwo?
822856518228565182285651Testing Pace Ardan.
>>562007859Just saying, if I was a pro athlete and my trainer was someone weak and scrawny I would not hold much confidence in their training.Like if I was looking for health advice, if my doctor is overweight why would I ever listen to them?Or if I was looking for help with love and the person I'm talking to says they've never been in a relationship. What's the point...?
>>5620079165th-7th
>play trainee for the first time on MANT>it skips all their trainee eventsWHAT THE FUCK I WANTED TO READ THOSE
Can we just all admit that we use reddit, discord and watch sloptubers? Why do we larp like we hate all of those?
>>562007690I was about to ask who's the one in front of her but it's actually a mirror, why is she blushing at her own reflection, is she retarded?
>>562008027>"we"
>>562007452GODDAMNIT>spurt rate: 48%m-maybe it'll be fine.......I lost consistently to a vBourbon with 969 stam and Maestro, after all....
haven't played since shortly after launch. i have an lb3 kitasan black, i should use the ssr exchange ticket for the last copy of kitasan right?
>>562008014Back to URA or Unity
>>562007231scrawny glasses otaku getting raped by beautiful long legged athletes who will milk him to death
>>562007690I look just like this
>>562008027I don't though? I've never used r*ddit (been a 4chan oldfag since around '06), the only discord server I'm in is one my friend uses to call me for co-op games and youtube is for background longplays (no commentary) as I do UMA runsI'm 31 years old by the way
>>562007978>Or if I was looking for help with love and the person I'm talking to says they've never been in a relationshipthis IS odd. My friends (normalfags) will ask me about relationship things often (especially the female friends) but I've never so much as held hands with a girl who liked me back, what do I know?
>>562006780If you can't bench press your trainee then you aren't allowed to call yourself her trainer
>>562007978Hard to tell someone's story, some people get old and fat sooner than others. One of my GPs is a hunched over chubby guy but he used to run ironman triathlons not even that long ago.
>>562008254You too, anon? I'm a KHV and people have done the same...we have a hard time about it don't we...but stay strong.
>>562008027Reddit is just a big ball of gaslighting when it comes to umamusume, don't know about discord, videogame discords are retarded. The only sloptuber I watch is WITgod since he sounds funny and not like a retarded Asian-American with no redeemable skills (at least witgod draws his own stuff)
>>562008027i used discord once and it was awful, like slack for unemployed gay people
>>562008326That's someone with experience though. But in this setting every Trainer is a Nippon Danji (5'5", 130lbs, can't lift a sack of rice) while also being exactly 20 years old.
8228565182285651Please CM11 test before gates open.
You want to be me. But you will never be.
>>562008254I've been asked for relationship advice from a close friend even though I have zero IRL dating experience and its so weird. I'm the worst person to ask for that kind of thing because I don't care about relationships at all.
>>562008027I watch a few youtubers, four of them, including Seriru. I don't use discord or reddit
>>562008462>(5'5", 130lbs, can't lift a sack of rice)so the average japanese guy who is also the target audience. You're a westerner, you're not the target audience.
>>562008027You forgot your Doto image, friend
>>562008669That's not the point. The point being, I wouldn't trust someone who doesn't *try* to work-out and improve themselves to train someone to work out and improve themselves. Simply delusional.
ryan LOVE
1 HOUR AND 5 MINUTES LEFT ANON WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR TEAM ISN'T READY YET????
>>562007267Nigga the jews ruining time is YOUS, now I have to wake up an hour earlier to work despite my country's time staying the same
>>562006601
>>562008724Unless they're old and have impressive achievements, yeah you need to at least enflesh what you're offering.
>>562008724You must not be familiar with sports then because there are a metric fuckton of trainers who have no direct experience in the sport but are very well studied in biology and sports medicine who know how to get someone where they want to be. It would be hysterical if all the trainers were running around jacked as fuck though, I'll give you that.
Do they say that, though?
>>562008037Curren is so cute it shocks even her, orTrainer woke up in Curren's body, orTrainer is crossdressing as CurrenTake your pick
>>562008845Precisely. Experience in what someone is teaching is of the utmost importance. In my head canon, every Trainer is well-built (not necessarily ripped, no gymbro nonsense) but exercised and trained to a good level, thus they're able to give good advice.Like how do you spot someones form when deadlifting if you've never done it? You can't. You have no idea.>>562008910That would be a very terrible trainer then. I don't mean necessarily every single one needs to be super stacked and cheesed out on muscles, but a shrimpy nerd is not who I would assume understands what my workout routine and diet would consist of. At that point just use an AI.
>>562007518>the only multiplayer game I have ready to go is mhwildsI'm so incredibly sorry.
>get long s and spurt from classic year inspiration>clock out at oka sho with 400 speed as a paceim going insane
>>562008926Chiyo's gimmick is that she's always inventing proverbs
>>562009049minimanko
>>562009049gremlini prefer the gyaru or the tradwife
>>562009041You too? Just happened to me. 450-55 in all stats, Front S, Long S (lmao) and lost EVERY single clock on NHK Mile. (Mile A of course)I even bought Curvature since both it and its silver were 30% off, and I bought my ultimate (Victory Cheer) since it was 40% discounted."Not enough skills".What?
Jobsan Job... please.......
????????
>>562009079Naruhodo...
What is this, is this even possible, I wasn't expecting this result, I don't hate it tho
>trainer aptitude only lasts 4 days>CM also todayi know they don't clash... but couldn't they give us like a week knowing how long mant runs are?
>>562009219Do you live somewhere with DST?I don't have it, so its still at the same time it is every day for me.
>>562009271sorry, we must accelerate
>>562009263I got very similar results but Admire Groove instead
>>562009021I still think it's fun when I play with others but no one on my list wants to play world or rise with me anymore. Sorry I asked anyway
>>562008995>At that point just use an AI.I know this may come as a shock to you but AI is just a subpar google session that makes up information all the time if it means it can increase user engagement. Also look up constantine d'amato, that guy trained mike tyson.
yep yep, no rainbows during senior summer training! yep yep!
>>562009389Precisely. Which would still make it better than a scrawny "trainer".Also, Mike Tyson was Mike Tyson due to sheer unbridled talent.>>562009440Hey me too!! Nice!
>>562009263>10 on the autismWE HAVE A WINNER
howaaa~
OWWWHAT THE HELL
>>562009686>no skin outbreakYou won
>>562008637>who's getting the best head?
>>562009686we told you, mambro
when's the next support card that could be called a must have? I have 48 support tickets up to yet, and as you can see, I seriously need cards, but I don't want to just roll for nothing.I am also trying to save for umas, since I'm a lucklet that needs pity, but I'm starting to realise that without the right cards I'm cooked
>>562008637I wish I had McQueen's POV
Should I roll for Bright?
>>562009686>mambros are this dumbThe Betrayer was wise to abandon you
>>562008123I will wait for Grand Live instead.
>>562010051depends
i probably have high blood pressureumas for this feel?
>>562010051do you like her?
>>562010024depending on who you ask, Ramonu wit card in November. After that, Pasa Speed SSR (direct upgrade to Kitasan) in February 2027Compared to those, even Tachyon, SMaru, and wit CB are small or medium potatoes at best
>>562010024smaru if front playermr cb if end playerlight hello tachyon for everyoneramonu for everyone
I like this cat. make it /uma/ related
>>562010051You should watch her 4 intro episodes and decide whether you like her character enough to pull for her.
>>562010024The next REQUIRED card is Wit Ramonu at the end of Grand Live. The next OPTIONAL cards (in no particular order) are- Wit CB, if you main ends- Speed Maruzensky, if you main fronts- Super Creek, on CB's rerun- Wit Fine Motion, on Maruzensky's rerun
>>562010187okay, so pretty much nothing for the duration of MANT?shame. I'm having trouble getting consistent results, so I was hoping there was something to help me out >>562010265I play my oshis, normally Kingu. I'm not locked into one style
>>562010051What is with you stupid niggers? Do you like her? Yes? Do it! Are you a meta roller? Did everyone not shut the fuck up about how strong she is? No? Then don't! Can't you fuckers make up your damn fucking mind and when or who to roll for? Jesus christ, is your dick fucking paralyzed or something? You need another man to tell you to roll for a waifu roll? Don't fucking roll at all unless another man gives you permission to use your carrots you twig dick BITCH!
>>562010331glue factory
>>562010024why did you not roll for finemo?
>>561992342This shit is so ass
>get S turf and long>worse possible shop and mood rngAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>562010386lol i won
>>562010386laisu would say this
>>562010024Also forgot, optionally - Light Hello, 1LB strongly recommended- Speed Tachyon, if you main paces
every trackblazer event be like:
>>562008637>McQueen's chest barely casts a shadow
>>562010471not him but I have corner cutting autismo. had double spark + ticket + 2 crystal at the time, just didn't feel like I needed her
>>561992342show the score, coward
i still dont have a good ace for this cm
Proof 3 1200m races isn't the same as a 3600m race? I'm not seeing any.
>>562010615Oguriposters are severely autistic?
Finally got a good Tamamo Cross run, help me out here /vg/Have my last few SP, gotta decide:Take BoFA as my second gold skill (she has 1119 Stamina + Hanshin O)Take After-School stroll and any of:-End Corners @-End Straights @-Pressure-Early Start-Anchors AweighIf I take End Corners or Straights I can also take Hanshin @
>>562010471I have been exclusively rolling for umas for a while now. I downloaded the cute horsegirl game for the cute horsegirlsno, I do not have a lot of cute horsegirls because i'm a turbo lucklet
>>562010331
>>562010645Post aces
>>562010696im actually the ryanfag
>>562010653would you rather get fucked with a 12cm three times or 36cm just one
>>562010696Be honest, is that surprising?
>>562010732real
>>562010741i only have her
>>562010731bwo...
>>562010850ouch
>>562010712After school stroll + Early Startend straights or hanshin O with whatever points remain
>>562010741
I'M GONNA GUTSMAXX
>>561993529she rejects you if you're a female trainer as well. she's just not a relationship type of person.
>>562010850If it makes you feel any better, I have a late Jordan without max speed that sometimes steals wins in lobbies>>562010950That Mayano is going to make one anon very very angry
>>562010945Not enough points for anything else if I pick Early start, only if I pick End Corners/Straights + Hanshin
>>562010483I noticed nice natures usually come with high tism score
eh? mata race desu ka?
>>562010950zwo why is your stamina so low
FUARK
>>562011046then go stroll + straights or stroll + hanshin O depending on SP
post aces
>>562011070just send it, a last minute one means no good time to test and truly compare even if you get something decent. by this point either you prepped or you didn't.
>>562010383>so I was hoping there was something to help me outsame, but no. My deck isn't shit, but it's very f2p and no Finemo hurts. Sadly, the answer is to keep pulling the lever
>>562011068
>from steam player numbers>to random yuritard autism to 2000s "DUDE WHAT ANIME PERSONALITY ARE YOU LOL"
>>561990130hey i will gladly start over on gakuen imas as long as they don't cater to troon
>>562011143No I can pick stroll either way, it's gonna be Stroll + Early Start, or Stroll + End @ + Hanshin @
eh? mata sex desu ka?
>>562008926Chiyo is very smart
>>562011181SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH
>>562011216>"DUDE WHAT ANIME PERSONALITY ARE YOU LOL"if you look at the test its pretty much just an autism test
What did she mean by (elephant emoji)
>>562011216please go ahead and lead the topic of conversation.the floor is yours.
>>562011149first cm, I'm hopeful
>>562011216Did you get Nice Nature
>>561992342Desu wa
>still trying to make a last minute Golshi>guy who had a godlike 8* Stam 9* long NY Opera with Spurt sparks on all 3 legacies changed their borrow to some god awful Maruzensky instead I hope this guy's house catches fire and him and his entire family burn alive
>>562011338
>>562005654I don't have this Bakurabiwhere's the updated folder?
>>562011275Then stroll + early start
>>562003231Is there another title that includes the EX races as well?
>>562011090>mfw all you need to do to convince a thousand autists to take an online autism survey is to dress it up in horsegirl headcanonGot Nakayama Festa btw.
>>562011149
>>562011338(skull emoji)
>>562011338She will never forget the time (You) spent with her
>>562011374kys
>>562011431Thanks toreina
>>562011583:(
>>562011453You have to be 30 to post on this thread.
>>562009686The stats you lose are negligible to the net gains, especially if you have hammers, and on someone like Oguri or El. Your only concern should be to have moodup items for the next year, since you are rolling the rng for mood downs.
>>562011583So nice of you to remind him to keep himself safe
haha I clap every time xD
What's sex with Inari One like
>>562011623>>562011374Don't listen to the hangry anonHe's just mad his aces arent as nice as yours!
>daylight savings shifted all times 1 hourAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTFI thought I was late for the CM but it's still 30mins away!!!Does this mean the daily reset is 1 hour later too? WTFFF I HATE YOU DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
Keep Yeppers Sexy
>>562011752Just be luckier bwo.
>>562011374>>562011374>first cmTHIS IS WHAT I FUCKING MEAN YOU BRAGGING SHITS FUCK YOU AND YOUR DAMN MONSTER UMA WE GET IT WE FUCKING GET IT YOU WHALED SUPER FUCKING HARD AND YOU WANNA GO ALL "Teehee first cm I'm hopeful" WHILE SOME OF US ARE ACTUALLY STRUGGLING TO FUCKING MAKE A SINGLE USABLE ACE FOR THIS FUCKING GARBAGE DISTANCE FUCK YOU AND FUCK EVERY WHALE EXCEPT FOR DENNIS FROM THE ROOMS SINCE HE'S ACTUALLY RETARDED FUCK YOU
>>562011318She does seem to be one of the more intelligent umas.
i'm a proud trainer who doesn't make their umas race more than 3 in a row
>>562011149i have a dream, and a vision...
>>562011049I'm merely neuro divergent, I don't have autism
>700 speed>700 power>700 wit>bought skills>use the last 2 clocksFuck off nigger
DANCHOOO SWEEP HARDER PLEASE
>>562011852>3 wet conditionsA-anon? Y-your umas..
>>562011932DEFLOWERED
>>562011932
>>562011149Not sure what Kita to bring, most likely 2nd or 3rd though. Wish I got the last groundwork trigger on the last Kita, but putting it in the list becuase I'll probably try throwing her in there if I don't make anything better.
>>562011797
>>562011752If it makes you feel any better, I've had the good result from that event every time in the past 10 or so times it's occurred.
>yooosh!>ikuyoooo!>*wastes 15 hours of your life*2 more borrrows
>>562011803I have not spent money on the game and lack a lot of cards. I played early at launch to get kita and creek and then burnt out right as the 1st CM came so I didn't play it, and I returned when the finemo banner came and dumped all those carats built up on it.My biggest advantage is just playing a lot the past few weeks while I'm fresh. btw one of you /uma/ clubs hopefully have a spot on the 2nd, I'll get you lots of fans I promise.
>>562011932next time say>thank you for raping me nishino
>wet conditions gives powerumas are truly terrifying when in heat
>can't make S rank>everyone ITT is rolling SS or UG
>>562012034
>>562012102>3 SRsfine... i kneel...
>>562011932>bought skills>sprintclearly not, because the one with a gold accel beat you, as they should
>>562011943
>>562012146post d*ck and schedule
>>562011404unlucky
>>562012034It all returns to nothing
>>562011932Nishino Pussyslayer is just that strong.
>>562012371>>562012371>>562012371
>>562012135imagine the smell
>>562012341>Yasuda Kinen 3rdDanchud, I'm finishing this one just for (You)...
>>562012464I'd go left so you have any hope of living
>>562012341Kitasan's skill not being able to activate for miles does that
>>562011149Do you actually want Concentration/focus on Ends or Lates? I always skip it under the assumption the only ones that care a lot about getting out of the gate ASAP are fronts.
>>562011940Feels good to be comfortably at A. Nothing we can do at this point will matter.
>>561992103Wife
>>562012872wait is that so?
>>562013429yeah, sprint/mile distances are just too short for the skill the to proc
>>561998282Huh, so that initial imas post wasn't meant to be bait? Using language like that too is already unnecessary since it's not an OP nor /v/, it just incites shitposting. >>561999256>>561999697Regarding muv luv appreciate the occasional fun stuff, offtopic or not, but you guys might want to cool it down instead of posting it every day. Keeps it fresh and less shitposting if you want to get anons not already into it, into it. I want to talk about stuff too but not if its gonna be around all the time. I like all these things myself, so I'll be disappointed if it keeps going like that.
>>562014257that's fair anonI dont really have many images to cycle through anyway and have been ritual posting for over a week now, so I think cooling it down is a good call
I lost....
>>562014689Yeah, not many muv luv x uma images after all, though I like the ones that were posted so far. I just would be sad to see it shitposted (more), as is common for permanent fixtures. Definitely do bring it up here and there cause fun things are fun though. Thank you for being reasonable, anon.
