Kyojiri Olivia Edition>NewsPoker Night remaster released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7t Mods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADk Preview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8S Trading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4 Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96 >CompetitiveNews & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eL Leagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>561591119
>>562005067hope this stays upinb4 the obsessed schizo
>>562005067i swear this guy eventually finds his way to every thread i frequenta toast to your good taste, sir
Kino OPNow we just need that fabled MvM update, and we are so back
>>562005067https://litter.catbox.moe/pyk8c4.jpghere's a grokslop edit for oppailivia enthusiasts
>>562006162actually did a good job, nice
Zesty won.Furcucks lost.
>>562006112choo moor weeks>>562006162Not bad.I'll take it.
The nerfed weapons that Zesty is obsessed with (GRU, BASE Jumper, Ambassador) all follow the basic simple theme of "the compies did it". He doesn't even try to be subtle about this (he's never talked about any of Scout's dozens of nerfed weapons for instance). It's pretty obvious that he hates that people take the game seriously, and he wants to encourage his braindead audience to say the same thing (without them even realizing it). It will be a blessing when Solarlight makes this loudmouth clown stop talking for just 1 second.
>>562006595GRU didn't deserve its nerf though, and it's a good example of one that they nerfed too hard
JOBsty BITCHus: AIIIEEEE!!! Please Valve-sama! The GRU!! Put it back! Please just put it back...!!CompGOD: *steps out the shadows* Uhh... No!
>compfags when heavy moves at 6 mph to the point instead of 5 mph
>>562006595>It will be a blessing when Solarlight makes this loudmouth clown stop talking for just 1 second.sorry, but he's taking a break atm because he lied about only saying the niggerword oncetry again later
>>562006892The GRU nerf *should* have been paving the way towards making Heavy be more committal + being rewarded for that committal. Instead, we still have to deal with the love and war minigun.
>>562006112right after the shupo plap update
Did Zesty win yet?
>>562009015Rouge paizuri
people still play this fucking game?i sold an anon on here a strange quake rocket launcher with a bunch of shit on it for $90wonder how much its worth now
>>562009142Probably like $200 to $250 just for the RL itself
trying to decide if i should get an all class loadout or themed loadouts for each class
>>562009015repeated breeding with rouge
>>562009251it was specialized strange original with team shine and like 3 of the most wanted trackers
>>562009695when did you sell it
>>562010203like 3 years ago
>>562005067epic op sister! also you forgot your team fortress 2 steam group!! Have a good one! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
buy an ad
>>562014290Stop saying that to the op creator.
I'm saying that to (you) obsessed schizono one's joining your steam group
>>562012024>>562014451why are you here, redditor
>>562012024Based and true
>>562014775uhh i think you need to take a deep breath and your meds. >>562014858i dont use reddit/steam group ma'am.
>>562012024surprised she didn't use the scout bnnuy, it's perfect for that group!
>>562015324sex with lucy's fat ass
>>562015324why is her ass so fat
>>562015472the better to plap her with
>>562015063only redditors talk the way you do
>>562015773sshhh you'll make xim have another melty
>>562015773is this coming from experience or something, sounds like pure projection
>>562016293yes we get redditors who show up now and then and they always talk like retarded smug millennials such as yourselfi'm a retarded millennial myself but at least i don't emulate joss whedon shows
>>562015324HOLY sexo
>>562016714again fag, i dont go on reddit or watch whatever you're show you love watching. thanks for clarifying you are infact projecting
>>562017000ok sister
>>562015324
>>562017371yeah you are!
>>562017000>posting a reddit memeok redditor
>>562017651mfw
I hate that this place actually made me a furry
>>562017949https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/38/Scout_laughhappy02.wavdiddled
>>562017949you can be a fap omnivore like me, you don't have to buy a fursuit and call yourself a furry
>>562018275I'm gonna give cream a little brother or sister
>>562012024This group is winning biggly here
Wtf Weezy looks like that???
>>562017949proof?
>>562020897yordles are a gateway drug
dead gamedead generaldead inside
>>562021406And have you branched out since?
>>562021406Indeed
>>562022085>>562022631baby making sex with zhao and lulu (ditch the condoms)
>>562022085yes, to this fatass bunny that you keep posting in every thread
>>562022631I need to see this artist draw a fempyro
>>562022631Doesn't have a safety pin through the middle of the condoms. Not a real mesugaki.
>>562015324>>562018275>deletedthis retard really is stuck here reporting all the good images huh
>>562023774he's an obsessed schizo who spends all day here, are you surprised?the ironic part is it's such a "justice for thee not for me" snively thing to do, if the mods looked at any of his posts he'd get banned for shitposting all day
How are the frags tonight, anon?
>>562024108the funniest part is that he doesn't even play tf2, yet wastes his whole day spamming itt
>>562024608good, but not as good as blowing a load inside miku
>>562024725I wouldn't call that funny, more like sad and pathetic
>>562024771I agree sister, what we will we do?
>>562024608no fragging from me todaymayhaps another time
>>562024730I appreciate you always replying so quickly, anon
>>562025050egg making sex with meowscarada >>562025057any time mikuposter
>>562005416Good taste recognizes good taste.
>>562024608could be better
>>562023774>good imagesThey have nothing to do with TF2.
>>562027781they make my cock hard, therefore tf2 related
post your main's loadout
>>562027979this, many sisters are saying this
>>562028353Minigun, Sandvich, Conscientous Objector
>>562028353stock, stock, stock
>>562027979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNoZi1qgW74
>>562027979trvke
>>562028353Fortified CompoundSMGShahanshah
>>562028353I play every class as needed. That said, stock. Well-- unless I need to destroy a sentry gun then I'll use the "direct hit".
>>562028353Stock BanananananananananaGRU
>>562028353your main's loadout
>>562027979based>>562028353pomsonshort circuitsouthern hospitality
>>562030181baby making sex with this donut steel
>>562030381It's Trip the Sungazer but with a modern twist
>>562030330Pomson is the worst Engi gun.
>>562029496>floydfag is a huntsman chadlarp
>>562030542oh okay I don't know who that iscreaming the rabbit
>>562028353DIAMOND BOTKILLER MK. I MINIGUNSECOND BANANAFIST OF STEEL
>>562024608Just finished my workout, gonna hit some payload for the next few hours.>>562028353Iron bomber, stock + objector
snipers mains be like
>>562032746holy fucking paizuri with poppy
>>562032746poppy plap n fuck
>>562030553ok
>>562033778>plap n fuckthose are synonyms
>>562032746MILKIES
>>562034019i need to emphasize my plap plan
>>562034019there are subtle differences>>562034035*sigh*source?
>>562032746Whoa big!
>>562034142I’m pretty sure it’s not porn.Which is a shame.
>>562034142I think that's just a Fortnite anim
>>562034295>Which is a shame.shame on you, i only goon to non-porn!
>>562034415
>>562034415Well anyway I don’t have the source video but I think that gif was pretty much the whole thing anyway
>>562034173who's this artist? i keep seeing their stuff pop up>>562034295>>562034371sad!
>>562034680yordle-bro
>>562030330How does that even work?>SH can track Spy for a little while but loses him quickly without help of SC where you waste metal for repairs>you can defend Sentry with short circuit but can not recover fast with SH after it's demolished>pomson only can deny peek shots on Sentry but loses retaliation at anything elseI would replace SC with Pistol at this point. Just deploy a Dispenser at the top of Medikit pickups and you will have an opportunity to spam pistol check for Spy once you tag him with SH.You can combine Pistol with Pomson in active combat as well and can dish out significantly more damage than missing all your laser projectiles.
He's so perfect bros
>>562006595>It's pretty obvious that he hates that people take the game seriouslyBased, no wonder he's so correct and every 4chan enjoyer loves him while disgusting troonoid tourists hate him.
classified is fucking dead wth what happened
>>562037323fags
>>562037323certain group that killed this general, kill everything they touch
>>562035816canonically the second youngest merc btw
>>562037396Furries?
>>562034626*plaps you*
>>562037768if you ask me the general is thriving because of furries
>>562037768'>>562037968troons
zesty’s only good video is the one where he says that the overdose is underrated
>>562012024move along shartroon
>>562037968If not talking about TF2 is thriving then yes.
>>562037947you really like playing with fire dont ya'
>>562037968correctlucy, cream and zhao saved this general
when is the next zesty nvke dropping?
>>562038779When Solar releases an apology video
>>562005067this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>562037669Nah. He's a daddy. Those later comics are a mess even they're fun.
>>562037968trvke
>>562028353I use two on Heavy but mostly I run around with stock minigun, panic attack and holiday mittens. I change around loadout often if something doesn't go my way or team balance seem off. Usually I swap between HLH and BB depending on enemy team crushing or getting crushed respectively while keeping rest.I swap to Steak and FoS if team Medic starts complaining too much about me having a shotty while failing to keep his shit together to deploy more than one Uber per life.
>>562034680the one and only yordlebro
>>562039658>comic actually finally concludes>suddenly the entire community of tf2 turns on it why did this happen anyway
>>562041160its hip to be contrarian.though desu i never really liked the comics a whole lot, the whole heaven and hell bullshit the comic started to do really turned me away from it
>>562041145Sex with Vex>>562041160It took 7 years to reach a conclusion and the conclusion was unsatisfying. Simple as. An unsatisfying conclusion might have gone over better if it had happened right away like it should have, but the hype and build up made the fall even harder.They set up the Administrator as having some big master plan that spanned the entire world, was worse than anything Gray Mann would do, and then it ended up being vague non-specific revenge against Zephaniah, who is now apparently alive and never had any siblings like Silas. Any lingering lore questions are dismissed as literal jokes (Soldier pulling out the photo, etc) and you're told to just move on. There's a lot of stupid moments (Soldier just randomly has a cave of more Australium, Olivia's takeover of Mann Co is solved with her just growing bored, etc) which added to that feeling. So, a negative ending can sour everyone's opinion on the whole thing (look at what's happening with Chainsaw Man)
>>562037323the verified server bullshit killed the most popular sesrvers leaving ones where furries openly talk about their didlo collection and pissing all over the floor
>>562042597kek
>>562042597can't you just mute the people you don't like..?
>>562035540you only need to hit the spy with the SH twiceif you run out of metal to defend your sentry with the short circuit, chances are your sentry was out of place to begin with, and you can always just pick it up and move it rather than let it get blown upthe pomson is really just a slug shotgun with really low projectile speed, you're not supposed to spam lanes with itpistol is better, but i made this loadout as a shitpost of engi's worst weapons, but it's not half-bad if you know how to play around the weaknesses. plus people get tilted when they die to the SH or pomson so that's free mindgames
>>562041145I hope he has an archive of his stuff, I've missed a bunch of it :<
>>562041962>(look at what's happening with Chainsaw Man)same shit that happened with AoTit happens all of the timemanga get s a shit endingSuddenly, everyone turns on the author; they're now a joke, and people "ironically" hate the series now
>>562041160the ending sucked and contradicted previous plot points, while also not tying up loose plot threads, and there was an unsubtle moral of "just let it go bro :^)" hamfisted in
>>562043445Pretty sure he has said many times before that he doesn'tI have this, but I'm pretty sure it is far from a complete collectionhttps://files.catbox.moe/vmmefz.rar
>>562044563wow that's incredibly depressing, I wish artists would do that...thanks
>>562043251>can't you just ignore the gunshots in your neighborhood
>>562043251couldn't the devs?
>>562046253i thought that's what they did with server verification
>>562046924no, server verification was a form of blacklisting
>>562043251The issue with the verified servers system is that it gave preferential treatment to verified servers (something the devs said they wouldn’t do) by bumping them at the top of the server browserSo either you complied with their demands or your server would be buried even if it was popular
>>562042597Tf2 core
>>562037669>Sniper was born 10 years after New Zealand was sunk. According to the official TF2 wiki, Blood in the Water takes place in 1972. Mrs Pauling says that New Zealand was sunk 40 years prior, thus putting the sinking in 1932 and Sniper's birth in 1942. This would put Sniper's age at 26Sniper is NOT 26 wtf were the comic writers smoking
>>562048876the jarate pills accelerated his aging
>>562048876they were smoking that "lmao it's not that srs bro why fact check"
>>562048876>>562050253This, Gay Pinkerton didn't care and when asked why Zephaniah was still alive he said "Halloween updates aren't canon" despite Merasmus being in the same fucking comic, they don't care
>>562039429(You)
>civilian’s VA played his character in the last match i was inkinda funny since he stayed in character the whole time, sometimes insulting the enemies who spoke to him over voice
>>562037323Troon and furry devs killed it with server >verification measures, which redirect traffic away from >unverified serversA bunch of servers died, a bunch of people didn't like that, and also the natural player decay after release
>>562037323even without server verification, TF2C would eventually die anyway.The new weapons are not that interesting.
>>562037343>>562037396>>562042597>>562051797Sounds extremely retarded, thanks for the heads up.>>562051996It's a mixed bag of bad design and power fantasy indeed, but there were some good ideas
>>562043509>>562041962I was hoping to learn what happened to the Administrator back then or glue the hints together but apparently she can't remember why she even hates the Mann family at the first place because it's been "too long". There was hardly any clues to put together as well.
>>562053023Yeah, there was a very overt "it doesn't matter what it was learn to let go" message throughout that felt like the devs were using the comic as a mouthpiece for the game itself, which makes for every disappointing storytelling
>>562053149>everyvery*
>>562051797>>562051996why are the dumbest people the most confident in their opinions
>>562054121Lack of brain matter = lack of thinking "am I wrong?"
>>562054121Stock Bonesaw is the best Medic melee. Change my mind.
>>562055257at least it’s not the vita-saw
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>562059317Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>562048876im 32 years old and i look younger than sniper lmao that aussie sun must fuck your shit up good
>>562037968>if you ask me the general is thriving because of furrieslol no the 3-4 normal people who actually talk about TF2 are, the same 2 trans people spamming loli porn don't contribute shit
>>562060534honkas and badonka too big
>>562057792At least you're not ArraySeven.
>>562060534honkas and badonka not big enough
>>562054121Explain how they are wrong
>>562060534this but also shupos yordles and olivia
MVMUPDATE STATUS?
>>562063229CUMINSIDE ROSA
>>562037323Just got home so to be a lil more specific from what I said earlier if you give a shit; furfag devs pushing 24/7 needed moderators to enforce their new rules (mainly the no "hate speech" one) on your server for the verified tag that pushes your server to the top of the server list>Servers WE have to pay to keep up, are forced to follow their arbitrarily enforced rulesDiffering servers either >Refused to do it, and lost the tag cuz devs refuse to let sociopolitical shit stay neutral>Or didn't have the trusted man power for that type of moderation on hand 24 hours a day, and lost the tag (there were also people maliciously ratting out the server for no admin when none was on... nice)So they simply died from lack of traffic without this new tag>The servers I payed on are all completely dead now from this, so I lost most interest in playing >Also shit loads of popular servers are literally one 3rd or more fags since post normie exodus from the mod lots of trannies flocked in, and many servers are FLOODED with these annoying faggots now it's nutsThere have also been servers (at least two) who also got their tag revoked by the devs, because moderators (rightfully) punish the mentally ill fags who spaz out and try to ruin the mood/game for other people, so they literally just run to a dev crying transphobia...>It at minimum gets the verified tag removed, or at worst gets the entire server REMOVED from the server listThe mod is at the point it's just going to be another instance of "tranny echo chamber ruins niche thing" and even they're half ass attempt to "fix" the situation by mixing verified and unverified together has failed and will continue to bleed players till there's only a few servers left up.>à la; same as TF2classic before they renamed to classified LOLt. Former arctic server mod/contributor
>>562063551ok i did now answer my question
>>562063979not yet I'm still dumping my cum in too
every olivia is personalized
>>562063979>>562064080okay the answer is mvm machine broke
>>5620632292 weeks brotrust ze plan
>>562064492baby making sex with tristana
When do I get my Australium Kunai?
>>562060605yeah but you don't have any testosterone
>>562063784grim
>>562064492I wish I had a personal yordle cumsocket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>562079551a distinctive lack of shupos
>>562079665Shup up.
>>562079551/bant/ wonned so bigly then stopped caring so nobody is left but demotroon and trashfags
>>562080284bant fags still spam loli shit all day here retard
>>562079551no updettonot enough yordle/shupo/zhao pics
>>562080425Well hop to it you're unemployed, keep this thread alive, big girl!
I always thought the quirkiness here is just people being insufferable faggots but I also presumed given how Steam forums are some shit must have inherited but now you mention /bant/ I'm sure that just people just being insufferable faggots and not being quirky at all.
>>562080559I'm at work though
>>562063784I don't play TF2C but I was happy to see Arctic doing so well. Sad if it's not anymore, especially if it's due to more creator sabotage
>>562080745Yet you're here avatarfagging all day everyday, what a good worker you are. Thanks for your service!
>>562080745Wow good for you mate, I wish I could make money by shitposting on 4chan.
>>562080379/bant/ wonned bigly, like i said, the degenerate spam is the death spasms of the old guard tranny groomers we forced out of /tf2g/ years ago
>>562080909>>562080559lmfao>>562080928he does it for free
>>562080928How much is he being paid?>>562081102Be nicer to them
>>562081189$0
>>562080425>not enough yordle/shupo/zhao picsAren't you forgetting someone?
>>562082609Lmao sister you're funny
I kinda miss facepunch forums, before they got trans-infestedI also miss sharking items in TF2
Good morningteleporting bread for /tf2g/
>>562082609How could I forget
>>562081102unfortunate, at least him talking to himself keeps the thread alive until valve decides to pull the plug or update the game
>>562082950Facepunch was good because it had some funny pictures and memes but otherwise it was full of the same cringe that other internet forums had with oldfaggots being elevated above everyone else.
>>562083962>6 straight years of coming home from school and first thing I do is browse LMAO Pics while waiting for dinneri want to retvrn...
>>562083962oldfaggots should be elevated above everyone else, newfags are dumb and cringe
>>562084339truke
>>562085054He's not a scotsman.
>>562080425i like zhao
Just got myself a mean green (shupo! Reference) panic attack (irl reference). Looking to pair it with the black box and enjoy some grounded soldier gameplay. Any maps where shotgun soldier is viable? Payload is a no go right?
>>562086805uh all of them? this isnt cs;go where the uzi is f-tier on de_dust or whatever, stock soldier with extra steps is gonna be good anywhere
>>562086805black box and shupo sister combo is undefeated
>>562086496same
>>562086496Me too.>>562086805Like that one anon said, all of them. The extra damage + hitscan also helps a lot against pyros and scouts.Gunboats and Banners suck if the guy can reflect your rockets.
They cooked with ctf_well
>>562086805>panic attack>Any maps where shotgun soldier is viable?PA is basically stock with less clip size, so all of them?>Payload is a no go right?>Looking to pair it with the black box You done goofed because of black box, not shotgun.It works but the moment enemy team puts a real fight it'd be painstakingly slow to overcome any attack.You'll be stumped while destroying Sentries that are repaired or when Medic deploys uber early before you enter effective range for you to nail a shot. Similarly bombarding a medic then getting away with it will be tough.
>>562091662>with less clip size????
olivia sexo (after olivia marriageo)
>>562099240(voice) sniper: yeh
>>562099240(voice) spy: but of course
>>562099240(voice) soldier: affirmative
>>562099240(voice) medic: ja
>>562079551too much floydfaggot samefagging
>>562099240(voice) heavy: very well
is racism in tf2 not "cool" now? there was this indian women on a match of upward and although she was topscoring, she was shitting on the team for being so useless. the accent was horrible. >MEDIK WHY DDIDDNT YOU HEAL ME?>UUAAAHHHH MY TEAM SOOOOOO DUMBguy spoke out against her and literally got votekicked lmao.
>>562102498Demofloyd never samefags.
>>562102552Fake story, when would an Indian female ever play TF2?
>>562102728my brother in Christ, it i wanted to i'd make up something much better than a jeeta topscoring.
pyro porn is only good if its on model
>>562099240Oppai Olivia or Kyojiri Olivia?
>new engie melee>replaces sentry with a laser sentry>fires pomson-like projectiles and leads its shots, does more damage but can be juked with good movement, particularly at the edge of its range>still fucks scouts if they get too close
potato gamepotato general
>>562102567lollmao
bunny gamebunny general
>>562117641yep
>>562083058Good morningteleporting my cum into meowscarada
WHY WON'T PEOPLE PLAY ON SURF SERVERS
>>562121138The current playerbase is nothing but sheeple who only know how to use casual, and even if they do know about the server browser they listen to 'tubers who told them you can't have fun in TF2 unless it's 24/7 dustbowl
>>562117641>>562118646Trans Furtress 2 General!
go back
>>562118646bunny paizuri
>>562105627proper fully flat olivia
>>562105627oppailivia every time
what is it with eu servers and ping spoofing in the server browserlike im in the dead center of america i know i dont have a 17 ping on your vatnik ass server
>>562121138Oh yeah? Check this out:
>>562125913Bill Murray wouldn't do Ghostbusters 3 while Raimis was still alive but he'd do two fucking Garfield movies.
>>562126093Everybody loves Garfield
>>562126468LOL!!!!!!!
>>562063784>or at worst gets the entire server REMOVED from the server listwtf can they actually do this? this seems like it goes too far
>>562126468gay furry coded hat does not belong in TF2
>>562127487doesnt help that the cat was made by a troon from the emporium too so it really just adds to the layers of commentary
>>562079551not much to talk about
>>562117641bnuuy
>>562126468reminder that the people who rail against trannies at any opportunity are obsessed retards
>>562128176this sister, i agree; why can't they get off our backs something and let us ruin tf2 in peace?
>>562127624the emproium made garfield?
>>562128176you touched a nerve with this post lol
>>561934594>missed itis there any worse feeling
I find it funny that this Garfield incident occurred
>>562128268yes and everything else i hate!!! if it werent for the pesky emporium i would have a wife!!! grr!!!!
>>562128491>>562127624This the majority of the slop that has degraded tf2 and put it in decay was made by them tho
>>562128491>grr!!!Lettuce...
>>562128267thank you for speaking up, obsessed retard
>>562128701? I'm agreeing with you, take your meds ma'am.
>>562128767
>>562128463it is literally the OP
>>562129053holy meds sis
>>562129132I don't know that for sure though
>>562128627>Dared to challenge the evil Zesty Jesus and valiantly defend the Emporium>They thank him by mocking his work on the Offshore website to the point that he removes himself from the project and they have to remake a new site from scratchFeel kinda sorry for the autistic waffle
>>562121138what's the benefit of multiple people in a server that has a solo objective? the last time i played on one, it was a trade server with a surf segment floating in the sky that snipers would camp on on one end of the map, and on the other end of the map was a giant glass boxthere was an open cheater who'd headshot everyone that everyone knew was cheating, but the admins never did anything about him because he donated $5 a month
>>562128176trvke, look at how you made him respond kek
>>562127698egg making sex with weavile>>562128490baby making sex with honey
>>562133676true sister kek
>>562127624>by a troon from the emporiumi mean that's kinda a given, most of them also don't even play TF2 lol
>>562135157It's really just a "look ma i made something and it got into a game" moment for them
>>562067606Yarp>>562080797It is what it is... Even if there was any malicious ratting we just straight up didn't have the man power to handle this kind of supervision >As most of the admins/mods have full time jobs, we prob couldn't even do 2 servers let alone all of themSo it's the devs to blame more so than any mentally ill retard intentionally going in empty servers and reporting them for no admin. This verified BS should never have been done in the first place...>>562126883>wtf can they actually do thisYes, AFAIK this was a thing even back in TF2classic >When the devs were pushing around smaller populated servers that weren't explicitly pro LGBTQIALMNOP+12345 and just hiding them from the browser so no one could connect if you didn't have the IPSo it's not a surprise they went this far with the retardation and the half-assed attempt to walk it back
phone game phone general
I like to imagine if Valve actually went through with the idea for a TF2 Adult Swim show they'd have a joke where Demoman goes on some slurred drunken rant against immigration, completely oblivious that he himself is *probably* an immigrant. The rest of the team just stares at him awkwardly, unsure how to point it out to Demo, except for Soldier. Soldier sits there noddingly along enthusiastically in full agreement with Demoman
>>562050557Always hated how they imply Soldier is so retarded he thinks his teammates are Americans when in-game he's very aware that they aren't
>>562139830I think Soldier is the worst written merc in the comics. They really fucking exaggerated his personality from the Meet the Soldier, and even that video I think is a bit too extreme for what he typically is.
>>562139117Out of 9 classes only 3 of them are Americans. The rest are immigrants themselves, with the possible exception of Pyro, who is subhuman.
>>562140180Good, but I still kinda yearn for more...
>>562140073>Out of 9 classes only 3 of them are Americans. The rest are immigrants themselvesimmigrant doesn't mean non-American. I'm pretty sure the mercs that aren't from America are probably in the country working illegally, seeing as they're mercs
>>562140180miku would be worth the prison sentence
>>562140073Scout, Soldier, Engineer, Sniper and possibly Pyro are the real immigrants.
>>562140180good, but not as good as creaming miku
>>562140180this image does not appear to be TF2 related
>>562140931how?>boston american>american american>texan american>australian>??? but likes the lovin' spoonful, so probably canadian, which would explain the war crimes and mental illness and innate dislike for france
he was right. you just didn't want to admit it
>>562141886I think he means because Sniper is from New Zealand originally, and Pyro is theorized to be a Mexican
>>562139117Except they're all white save for Demoman who is a freak accident.
>>562141478TF2 and Miku are both icons of early internet culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93CQoYFttwY
>>562142287the comics shouldn't be taken seriously
>>562141886Because they are all caucasian.
>>562141478Migu is TF2 related
>>562141478BLU hair, BLU tiemiku is on offense
>>562143996i think the lyric is "hiding in your wifi"
>>562142939Ms. Pauling says that Sniper's from New Zealand in the game, it's too late
>>562143481that doesn't make any sense and sounds racist
>>562143972The only thing she has is a boss on freak fortress 2.
>>562144164the mercs don't have wifi
>>562144165meh, it's a comic reference
>>562144206They are white people in non white continents.
3 NIGASON CART
>>562144365america is a predominantly white continent, especially in the 60's
>>562144707Incorrect.
ok retardi thought you were going somewhere with this but you're just trolling outside of /b/ for attention as per usual
No Country for Old Main
>>562142606ok but she's not in TF2 so it's off topic :/
>>562146197I remember reading the book for the first time and loving it so much that it basically ruined the movie for me
>>562146245he said, posting off topic
>>562144165That's even more retarded since Sniper in-game doesn't even know he's a kiwi yet
When everything is off-topic…Nothing will be…
TF2?
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/April_1,_2026_PatchHOLEEEEEEEE SHEEEEEEET
>>562146194fempyro plapping and breeding>>562146602honey baby making
>>562146245Fine
>>562147364bending miku over the intel table
>>562147364much better!
>>562146074America is a continent of immigrants, Australia is a continent of criminals.
>>562147364now give her Flair! and uhh... a merc badge
Reminder that Snaildier is a cringe meme and nobody thinks about it anymore because it was rejected by the marketplace of ideas.
>>562147364capping miku's pussyin 2fort
What would your ideal heavy update include?
>>562144339So is Saxton Hale. And Ms. Pauling. And Merasmus. And Gray Mann. It's far too late to separate the game from the comic, they've all been intertwined
>>562151072sweaty baby making sex with eleggsorry what was the question
>>562150932You continuing to bring it up and think about it rent free continues to prove that it won and (you) will forever be seething about it winning
>>562151818dubs of trvth
>>562151818Nur nur nur
>>5621518761 and 8 aren't the same number.
>>562151072>minigun can flinch snipers at any range (unlisted change so sniper trannies can't openly complain about it and drown out all other thoughts about the update)>reversion of the 1 second long spin-up dmg nerf>(heavy's fists are culled when he's using any gloves, so that the crumpled up hands don't poke through the gloves on low graphics settings in first person)>KGB give a slight jump boost while active, akin to a scorch shot jump>GRU go back to the minicrit system instead of the health drain system>the fists of steel make you take minicrits after you swap off of them for 2 seconds>steak no longer gives you a dmg vulnerability>steak movespeed stacks with the GRU again>eviction notice now inflict bleed, no longer drain your health or give you more movespeed while active, but instead give you a 10% bullet damage resistance>brass beast movement penalty drops from -60% to -50%>huo long heater penetrates resistances like the enforcer
>>56215201418 18 is dubs, retard
>>562152169Nu-uh
>>562151818nice
>>562152076>>huo long heater penetrates resistances like the enforcerweird one
>>562152192yeah huh you fuckin moron
>>562152204Samefag!
>>562152242i didn't want to type out my idea about it having an mmph meter that makes the bullets incendiary againdraining your ammo at such a fast rate should give you a niche but nice boon, like mowing down vacc faggots or destroying sentries or being better for anti-spy purposes
Deadlock will save this general.
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holy shit they're right
(voice) spy: ahem. shupo
>>562153806>>562153943>>562154017It's not April Fool's day yet
>>562154180Spy did always say this
>After dusting off the old MvM machine, we realized that it needed a total makeover. Not the lipstick and expensive perfume kind, but one with more oil and grease. So, along with the MvM update, we are also gonna ship out some overhauls for the casual matchmaker to appease grease monkeys the world aroundNO FUCKING WAY
>>562154389NOT FUNNY!!! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!!!GRRRR, ZESTY...SMASH!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjEipldpFc
to any artfrens, I am requesting big butt flattie olivia in a clown or jester outfit for april fools
>>562154837this but with big honkers that make bike horn noises
>>562154837this but with medium honkers that make horn noises
>>562005067Source?>>562006162Dead link
>>562155006source is tf2g>>561934594
>>562155006>>562155308also here's the edit again https://files.catbox.moe/1tsn0w.jpg
>>562136361>AFAIK this was a thing even back in TF2classicthat's actually insanely retarded shit man. just as well to let this shit die i guess, maybe people will learn their lesson this time and avoid these fuckheads in the future
>>562159823Pre-Fortress 2 is planning to implement the same system…and unlike TF2C it doesn’t have as big of a following so they are making it DOA
>>562161902That sucksWhat about open fortress? Did that retarded janny powertripping mindset infest them aswell or is it safe?
>>562163341...
>>562163341take a guess lol
If you go watch the Super Mario Galaxy Movie there's a character with a very familiar voice
>>562163910>>562166280... Fuck.I guess I will stick to normal tf2 until gold rush 2 or something
>captcha makes you recognize anime girlsfloydfag's not gonna like this
>>562167758>i-it's not an anime site!! IT'S NOT *sobbing*
>>562167940he won't even be able to post that because he'll be filtered kek
>>562167758My captcha asked which /pol/ flag is least common, disappointed
>>562168626Haven't seen that yet, has just been anime
I was asked who some anime grill was who looked like humanized sonic, but with big fuzzy bear hands like bartholomew kuma from one piece
>>562168983
>>562169658based
>>562169658delete dis
>>562169658>not having a wrinkle in the shirt eat the L so it says "fat chest is back in town"
>>562169726this edit was way harder to get mr. grok to dofor some strange, unknowable reason
>>562170113>grokewww
>>562170113>grokew>femboy konataewww
>>562171294>>femboy konata?????
@grok make me a Team Fortress 2 workshop submission based on Lucky Star
@grok delete transfurbians from existence
@grok give me the emporium's passwords
>>562171465grok removed her curves and made her boxy and boylike
oh boy aislop
Here's a fresh /tf2g/ shitpost you can drop right now:>be me>queue casual as heavy>spawn with sandvich>immediately get airblasted off the cliff by a pyro with the phlog and no hat>he taunts with the hadouken right as i ragdoll into the void>respawn>same pyro is now camping our spawn with a fucking reserve shooter engie pocket>mfw i switch to spy>mfw i facestab him 3 times in a row and he still doesn't realize it's the same guy>he types in chat "HEAVY MAIN MAD LMAO">tfw the pyro is actually a 12 year old who unboxed his unusual last week and thinks he's pro>close the game and touch grass for 5 minutesÍcome back and queue again because valve won't fix the game anyway
>>562171976>immediately get airblasted off the cliff by a pyro with the phlogstopped reading there, fake news
>>562171976>Í
>>562172068grok is mexican
>>562171976>>be mewhere's the frog picture you fucking nigger
>>562172379Here's a rare Pepe perfectly capturing the mfw energy of that /tf2g/ post — the eternal cycle of heavy getting bullied by phlog + hadouken, switching to spy for sweet facestab revenge, then realizing it's just a 12-year-old with a fresh unusual who still calls you "heavy main mad," followed by the brief "touch grass" copium before queuing again because Valve ain't fixing shit.yes this is actually what it gave me
they should give spy a gun that when you shoot someone with it you teleport behind them
they should give fempyro big boobies
ok done
is there a femscout mod that has huge fuggin gigatitties with jigglebone support so they flip around wildly whenever she does any slight movement?
>>562173078she already does>>562173292no, femscout is neglected and forgotten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrZRhRLhHBc[sad news]Brainlets still hate Hadal, because "it's confusing"
>>562136361Fun factOne of the TF2C developer got caught grooming minor on discord. They are just projecting.
>>562179958wow, shocker...
team the fortress two
>Join game>Pick class>No kills>Join game>Pick class>No kills>Join game>Pick class>No killsLooks like its time to finally move on
>>562145946Dumb nigger
>Another game where i'm 1 and 8 on defenseYeah i'm too old for this shit
>>562195997you’re scout and sniper on defense?
how do you use the new trap cards?
why are 90% of casual servers running 2fort?
>>562196541Nah just old. Can't play like I used to on any of my main classes and my reaction time and aiming is shit now. Time finally caught up to me
>>562196962way too much furry for me
>>562196962Because it's one of the best maps.
>>562197048oh! just play pyro or heavy or engineer then :) :) :)
is this seriously the april fools
>>562201484are you not entertained?
I get that people want to play the game however they want, but if you're a medic using the quickfix against 2 sentries for the entire match surely you can fucking read the room
>>562201620nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjXy_AiSydoNew Uncle Dane!!!
>>562037323I'll still play it on weekends. I can't go back to what TF2 has turned into.Not to defend the TF2C devs, of course.
>>562136361They don't really care about the mod, the important thing is that they put it on their resume.
>>562005067cute
>>562037323Trannies with no tard wrangler to stop them from doing retarded shit
>>562142606the guy you're replying to started playing/posting after 2020, he has no idea what old internet culture is
Was it justified?Also wtf is Vaultf4?
>>562202713scoutcucks btfo
https://youtu.be/YHq_-jcudYY
>>562218731The game's already dead and the trannies already got what they wanted out of it.
I've already seen 2 different people trying to use the fan o war. People are such little sheep.
>>562220085Using the Fan O' War as a replacement Backscatter is a good idea, what can you say?
ZESTY IS RELEASING THE TF2CLASSTEIN FILES
>>562213335>PermanentNo.You can tell a server is run by assholes when they permaban for anything "offensive"
dead gamedead general
sex with absol gamesex with absol general
>>562221003>Zesty talking with a TF2C dev trying to save face live on streamDis gon b gud
"SPIES could be here", he thought.
TOTALCLASSIFIEDDEATH
last thread was so much better
next one will be worse
except classified is still going strong, despite what any grifter with a vendetta has to say
>>562231126even if it is, I wouldn't consort with pedo dev by playing it
>>562231809we won’t feel your absence
>>562232421you tell him, MAPxister
>>562231126>except classified is still going stronggood april fools joke xir
Jason Grant
>>562235147Erm, could you take that down? It was just meant as a shitpost, not to spread around the internet. Thanks.
Grant Vincent
ctf_moonman
>>562236042That map design was terrible, it looked like total ass to actually play on.
>>562225868Soon-to-be-dead furtroon.
>>562231126mark my words that shit will hit sub 200 players in like 3-4 months lmao
>>562236216It was sovl you stinky mandrill maze fag
>>562236042Hope the stream stays and he saves the vod for himself, just in case someone gets the idea to use it without context against him.You never know.
>>562236395on july 1st, i’ll post a screencap of its player numbers next to a screencap of your comment to show how shit your prediction was
>>562225868sex with meowscarada gamesex with meowscarada general
>>562236940>can barely pull 900 players on a weekend currentlylol, this shit is dead nigga
>>562236510Same thing for that shitty map, and plenty others too.
>>562237023No joke for the occasion?Just straight to plapping?
>>562240045the only joke is that I haven't gotten a shiny sprigatito yet with the amount of her eggs I've fertilized oh well, time to plap again
>less retarded teammates>has tf2's real online, not slow unplayable cawwadouty shit that valve refuses to remove>no cosmetic vomit AND new maps look good>no vile unlocks like the vaccinator, short circuit, dead ringer, etc, etc, etcTeam Fortress 2 Classified is better than Team Fortress 2.
>>562240847I don’t think that’s a Zesty approved opinion
>>562240847Shup up
>>562241031I don't care what Zesty thinks. He looks 100x happier playing poker than TF2, which isn't surprising since he was a $20k whale (but still had the nerve to tell other people to boycott)
sex with olivia
67 taunt announced
>>562241031But Zesty likes Classified, he just doesn't like the verified system and the devs' hypocrisy
>>562241137shupo shupo>>562241571many are saying this
Terifag btfo
>>562242760shupolivia..... save us....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKVdnBEOtgckino back on the menu
>TF2c gets April Fools weapons>people play small scout seriously with pistol holding s becoming un-killableAutistic people ruin everything
>>562196962meme value, it's iconic, and it's basically unwinnable, so you aren't kicked off the map back into the server queue after 15 minutes and can actually hang out and play the game
I love april fool's when the workshop gets clogged with "joke" subs that never get deleted or removed after the fact, so more trash builds up every yearhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3697323628&searchkonata=
>>562244661Engineer looks the same.
>>562241031you don't know anything about him then aside from what gets memed
>>562244804You can see the bulge but it's very similar to the fat set he already has
why was zesty playing moonman music on-stream while showing a sign that said "kill a nigger tonight"?no one told me he was based like that
>>562244661this is based because pyro's a woman so it's normal preg
>>562244661that zhanna is horrifying
>>562245909Zhanna has never gotten a good model, she only has one really bad one that people use
>>562245186Incorrect.
>>562245186Correct.
>>562245159There is nothing based about racism.
>>562246152You replied to your own post and also that's about him not being human, not about not being a male.
>217the anime captchas need to be more frequent to filter this retard
>>562246364If you get them wrong it gives you the normal one afterwards.
>>562246347That's not my post, also how many times do we have to call you a dumb ESL who doesn't know "a man" is singular before you stop this whole song and dance shit you do?
>>562246543Cope, Ingles is my first language.
does anyone have the "last night i spy sandvich'd your sister" pic
>>562246543next he'll post the voice actor image which was disproven many times because he's an autistic npc who only knows how to spout the same shit over and over
>>562246692How was it disproven?
>>562245159zesty loves cunny, of course he's based
>>562246684I don't get it.
>>562245159>no one told me he was based like thatyou don't say?
>>562246819You don't have to be the same gender or even race of the character you're voicing. It's called acting.
>>562247084You do have to be the same gender, ain't no way a grown man is voicing a lil girl.
>>562247204>You do have to be the same genderWrong.https://www.liveabout.com/female-cartoon-characters-voiced-by-men-136548https://collider.com/male-characters-with-female-voice-actors/
>>562247037Cringe spray
>>562247037Based spray
>>562247310Am not clicking yo links and those characters must be trans.
>>562247037>>562247495BASED spray BASED zesty
>652wrong, obsessed retard
>>562247652bait
>>562247718Cope, the world is healing now.
>>562247678This would save tf2
until they make gary schwartz step away from demo you have no leg to stand on
>>562248705I can see how you would agree, if you are trans.
There was never any indication that Pyro was anything more than a male soldier in gasmask with a flamethrower on launch. The idea that Pyro is female is a comedic post-launch piece of thought based on the fact that Pyro is intentionally mysterious.
>>562248705big fempyro boobies would in fact save TF2
>>562248775Gary Schwartz doesn't voice a stereotypical black man.
>>562248879(voice) soldier: affirmative
>>562248813>There was never any indication that Pyro was anything more than a male soldier in gasmask with a flamethrower on launchHow to disprove a retard with one simple image:
>>562249059oh no no no schizobros our narrative...
>>562248813Trvke, and all the lines about him such as Saxton Hale's "You fought like a woman!" line are just jokes.
what in the fuck are you guys schizoing about now
>>562249161>responding to yourself
>>562249059A male can have a case like that too.
>>562246692called it
This shit again?
>>562249294schizo retard is having a meltdown about pyro being called a woman, same as he does every day>>562249316he's so predictable it's actually sad
>>562249294shitposter obsessed with trannies and george floyd is back from one of his dozens of 3-day bans so now he's back to trolling
>>562249314>erm there was nothing there at launch!>there was>uhhh, umm, a man can have a purse too!
>>562249059Pyro doesn't perceive reality as we do, that purse could look like anything to him
Also when I occasionally ask which mercenary has the biggest penis some people reply with "fem"pyro which shows that they all know he's a male.
>>562249545No, that was 2007, before "Pyrovision" was even a figment of a thought
>>562249532>>uhhh, umm, a man can have a purse too!They do, they are just called wallets.
I'm doing my part, and I highly encourage others to do the same
>>562249701That's not the same thing nor is it what's in Pyro's locker.How retarded are you willing to go today?
Another member of the team ready.
>>562249846They mean exactly the same thing though.
>>562250010So the answer is "full retard," good to know. Here's your (you)
>>562249781Shup up bro stop posting images that have nothing to do with TF2.
floydfag continues to prove he's an ESL kek
>>562249781Shup up bro keep posting images that have everything to do with TF2.
>>562250246If this board showed flags you would see how wrong you are.
>he thinks being a refugee makes him not an ESLoh no no no
>>562249781I did my part
>>562250059I am not a retard, my IQ is 189.
>>562250552Konata sweaty paizuri
can you newfags stop feeding the troll and do the needful like you're s'pose to
>>562250806already did
>Blud loses an argument and has to resort to calling me a troll
>>562249310me when i say “thanks for the ride, pardner” after taking my own teleporter
what's going on now
see? he's actually scared of the thing that can get rid of him for 3 days
>>562005067tourist here, whats the context of the hot loli?
>>562251310she's hot and she has a fatass.
>>562251307It's crazy how he keeps coming back to a place that hates him ban after ban, he must enjoy the punishment.>>562251310Olivia is a character from the comics who takes over Mann Co.
>>562251432hella based
>>562251310She's the daughter of the 3rd long-lost brother of two gravel magnates fighting over the inheritance of their father's company and fortune. Her grandparents were eagles.
>>562251310this isnt for tf2 discussion anymore its for the same half a dozen people to share porn and talk about ecelebs while every once and a while someone who doesn't obsessively use this general every day comes along to make a tf2 post which goes ignored
People call the Engineer one of the sanest mercs and then he starts talking to himself pretending to give an interview.
>>562251562lol sounds like the street fighter general too
>>562251590>talking to himself pretending to give an interview.Bro didn't read Meet the Director>>562251669He's lying to you, ignore the schizo
>>562251669I'm pretty sure it applies to every board on this general, I don't use the others so I wouldn't know.
>>562251562>>562251740
>>562251768on /sthg/ people talk about japanese people as if they are god's chosen people while wanting to plap and be plapped by blobians
>>562251845guh
>>562251813The character in the OP is literally from the comics that's why he's lying
>>562246684Ant foot knee Jackie Chan?
>>562251845as soon as I'm done filling poppy with my sperm (never)
>>562225868
>see micro bikini olivia>check past threads to see what I missed>>561934594>litterboxCan someone reupload?
>>562005067why is this the op
>>562251882Yeah it's really sad because I used to play sonic games when I was younger.>>562251932The character isn't even in the game though, which is the relevant part of TF2.
>>562252032it's based
>>562251310Also a tourist; does Yordlebro have an archive of his art anywhere? Love the style
>>562252032Holy shit are you all arriving off a bus or something, scroll up>>562251932>>562251452>>562252029It's the OP image
>>562252032Because >>562251562
>>562252182Olivia is a TF2 character no matter how much you seethe about it
>>562252150see >>562043445 -> >>562044563
>>562252329Thank you anonSucks that he doesn't have a contact platform or anything. Would love to commission him for more Yordle content
>>562251310trannies here are addicted to jerking off the the one underage character in the tf2 lore (not even playable mind you)
my two favorite tf2bers are kaluka and lister since they’re some of the only two people still regularly making quality tf2-related content in 2026
>>562252470my beautiful wife...
>>562250451I never moved out of my country.
>>562251740>Meet the DirectorCamera zoom-out in the last 20 seconds of Meet the Engineer suggests that no one is filming him. If anything, the Engineer talks to his victims who cannot hear him as his guns slaughter them left and right. He is one crazy midget.
>>562252967A good director isn't seen in the shot dummy
>>562251845I want to milk poppy
How are the frags today, anon?
>>562253273Great, I fucking love april fools
>>562253273Pretty good, the Guillotine is quite fun to use.This april fools sucked though, I barely even get any captchas thanks to RX.
>>562253273I have done nothing but frag bread for three days!
>>562252470He might have a gallery or public profile somewhere. Try reverse image search desu
>>562253273good, but not as good as impregnating miku
>>562253273>>562253475sex
cleaner’s carbine
>>562253717Thanks Obama
>>562254158https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kwO69OEjQE
>>562253475bunny making sex with zhao
>>562252015cute
what if the enforcer pierced overheal
what if the enforcer simply had higher dmg ramp up, but conversely much higher damage falloff as well
>>562256863ive thought that before so that means at least 2 people are on board with the idea
What if the Enforcer could crit for every headshot?
74.91.119.154:27016Freak fortress server is alive. Hop on in
what if they reverted the amby nerf so it wasn't a steaming pile of dogshit
>>562258268Why did they EVER nerf it?
>>562258304valve loves sniper and the amby is a potential threat
>>562256392pic related meowscarada's response to me asking for sex
>>562258304>Shooting any target from across the map as the dedicated sneaking class was balancedI wonder why
what type of person equips a strange razorback?
>>562258304two reasons as far as I can tell:that one comp engineer main, sigafoo, famous for "the sigafoo save" (i.e. putting your sentry in a wrangler bubble and shooting it with the rescue ranger to repair it, wasting the maximum amount of an uber push's time as they try to destroy it) was invited to valve at some point, and apparently complained about gun spies being able to kill engineers from outside the sentrygun's rangepeople were (rightfully) mad at dead ringer spies since the DR was genuinely overpowered and made spies the tankiest character in the game, able to survive being backstabbed. those same DR spies often used the ambassador since it had the highest skill expression, and the DR made practicing with it enough to gitgud with it easy, so it was associated with the immortal DR gunspy playstyle and subsequently hit with a blanket nerf
>>562259396No one was realistically getting one-shot by the Amby except maybe Scouts and who gives a shit about the best class in the game?Originally the Amby was designed to "balance" the Razorback (already a horrible decision) but then Valve decided even that was too much.
>>562259565me
>>562259396it was fine, you didn't have a scope to help you aim at heads that were 4 pixels big, and you traded close-range dps for it if you got caught out
>>562258268It's still the best Spy gun.
>>562259565to count the number of dumb spies that don't know how to use their revolver
>>562259827>it's still the best Spy gunSo it's moderately useful, in a couple of situations, on the designated garbage dump class. Big whoop. Revert the nerf.
>zesty's whole thing is that you shouldn't bring up old shit with people because you don't know if they've changed and its retarded>spends hours doing it to random tf2c devs that don't even work on the game anymore to prove that verification is hypocriticalmaybe he's gay
Did anyone watch the talk between Zesty and the TF2C dev?Anything fun came out of that?I can't be asked to watch that VoD in its entirety
>>562260516>eceleb is retardedmore news at 11
DO YOU OWN AN AUSTRALIUM?DO YOU OWN AN UNUSUAL?DO YOU OWN A COLLECTOR’S?
>>562260834noyes but only if hhhh countsno
>>562260834yeahyeahno
>>562259803>>562259664>Unironically posting amby propaganda>Unironically advocating for the return of the literal 6 fucking years this character was actually unplayable between this and the sandman stunKill yourselves
>>562260834>unusual, aussieyes>boring red text weaponno
>>562259827was*now it's easily in the bottom 3
>>562261587Incorrect, the other revolvers don't crit for headshots.
>>562261261Respect the sightline, revisionist.
>>562261672correct, they don't need to crit on headshot to be miles better than the ambassador in its current state as a bottom-tier revolver
>>562261817Yes they do.
>>562260727sex with lulu while high
>>562261876they objectively don't, but keep feeding me concessions as long as you please
>>562252032OP is a pedophile
>>562262976Why are there so many pedophiles on /tf2g/?
>>562263721because you're here
>>562263721there weren't before you showed up
>>562263814>>562263873Bit mean,
This place became a gooner paradise precisely because someone kept throwing a shitfit about gooners
>>562264083ironic, since that someone was a gooner himself who thought any image with a woman in it was literally porn
>>562264184>was>thought amishfag is still here, he just became the retard posting the steam group and calling everyone sister every threadironic how he was the instrument of his own demise
bring back the old sandman
>>562264965buff the sandman to make it even more annoying than the old one so that people beg for it backI nominate it reversing your controls if you get hit by the ball, instead of it stunning you
>>562264965which yordle even is this one
>>562266789uhh, princess plappy
>>562267095acceptable *plap plap plap*
>>562266789It's Qiyana but as a yordle. Yordlebro has drawn quite a few non-yordle LoL champs reimagined as yordles
>>562260516>>562260736no one is buying this emporium troon
>>562267609what a waste for yordles to be stuck on this shitty ASSFAGGOTS game, this goes for all the other gacha girls people keep posting
There's more TF2C lore out there, Zesty is just scratching the surface.t. guy who created TF2C in 2014
>>562043445>>562044563https://vidya.pics/post/list/artist%3A2x/1there's also this, where people try to keep track of drawfag arts and quite a few bits of his stuff is on here
>>562267747i am neither of those things, sycophant
>>562268929thanks
Don't ask Jason Grant what he was doing on November 8, 2016
>>562268062kek
>>562269913i don't know who that is so why would iis this some terminally online eceleb schizo shit
>>562256392people sleep on sneasler too hard
>>562272767I sleep with sneasler too hard
>>562263721it's literally just 2 guys lol
>>562028353
i kind of hope the mvm update is ass just because i've already accepted that tf2 will never receive another substantial update but if it's good it might gaslight me into thinking it could be updated again
>>562264965I tossed an e-mail about buffing Sandman to TF Team. They usually read those so we'll see if they considered it or not with the next update later.
>>562279115>They usually read those
>>562278262personally i hope the mvm update is boobs
>>562278262Don't do doomerposting, Valve has literally defeated the Rothschilds, they have defeated the armies of bots infesting the game, and they can retvrn from the ashes like a phoenix to fix the rest of the game.
sneak peak for a project im working onI'm not even halfway done
There should be a knife that gives some sort of passive benefit but is worse for actual backstabbing. So you equip it for gunspy
>>562280724spycicle
>>562280724The spycicle. I have been scammed out of so many stabs because a single pixel of a flame particle hit me when the knife was coming down. It's ok for gunspy I guess.
>>562280724>>562280906>>562281480I remember the good ol' days of Dr. Enforcicle
>>562280724+25 health or decreased damage from explosives+Double base damage+Increased air control+Attacks performed while explosive jumping (read: damage surfing) provide guaranteed crits-Cannot backstab
footfags are cringe
>>562280724That's why Spy should have a Swiss army knife, it would provide a lot of passive stats like:>slightly faster reload with Revolver>slightly better accuracy with Revolver>slightly faster disguise speed>slightly increased sapper damageAnd Spy could possibly be Swiss himself, because many Swiss people are French.>>562281820>3DPD WuWa slutspls not post
>>562282152um anon one of those grills is nakey
>>562282152what's wuwa
>>562282310wuma balls
>>562282310>>>/vg/wuwaWuthering Waves, they are a Genshin-like. Of course, the only gacha we are only accepting of Blue Archive, and to a lesser extent, Zenless Zone Zero.
>>562280724Dr. EnforcicleNow if only Valve undo the nerf
>omg we need to make gunspy a subclassJUST. PLAY. SCOUT.
>>562278262it's not even gonna happenplease consult the chart
>>562284397why are her boobs so small
>>562284397holy SHITyes yes I see now
>>562282152stop posting cunny in the TF2 gen plz
>>562282152keep posting cunny in the TF2 gen plz>>562284397also keep posting booba
>>562284397sex maniac got an office job I see
People already forgot about this shit
>>562287127Are people supposed to be talking about shitty Christmas lights and a ball for months?
>>56228712799.99% of festives have always looked like garbagethe fact that fishstickonastick likes them so much is very telling of their quality
>>562284397hyperfags are such clowns
>>562287127the festivizers are good because it means they will actually add new aussies the beach ball is still broken and gets invisible if you shoot it for some fucking reason
