YOU ARE MILDLY INCONVENIENCEDhttps://www.dota2.com/patches/7.41a>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>561855452
ur all shit
Hoodwink sucks and no one likes her
except me
Buff Hoodwink
>>562037615That's when you improve your timing by getting 30k gold in 30 minutes.
deer general, forever and always
Forest critter general
>>562037694then you wake up
Death to all furniggers
>>562037694My team is 0/30
>>562037885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xbYdiaZG88Here's a smurf's Luna gameplay getting 30k and ending a game at 30 minutes.Git.Gud.Shitter.
Dead but the spirit lives on somehow
>>562038067Then go next. Another team won't be so trash.
wouldn't it be so funny if she like... put her heels up for auction after?? right? haha
Whatever happened to the drawfags
>>562038521They moved to deadlock and take my requests there.
>>562038068this just confirms my point, you need to play vs shitters to achieve this
>>562038068>skip halfway through>enemy team isn't 15 kills upanyone can win an even game
>>562038881Smurfs go all the way up to Immortal. Are you Immortal?>>562038884>here's how Luna can still be badSounds like cope.
>>562038521Are we honestly missing that much? I'm convinced that every other general has better artfags
>>562038984Where was the 10 and 0 mid coming to instakill her under tower? The 4 man gank to end her laning early?This is literally just her hitting creeps while absolutely nothing happens. Of course he'd win this game.
>>562038984smurfs arent playing luna in immortal to climb mmr
>>562039310>b-b-but what about games even a smurf would lose? HUH?!?!?You're not entitled to win those games. There doesn't exist a hero that can win you those games. Shut up. Go next. 60+% winrate means you climb, anyway.>>562039438No, they use her to climb to Immortal. Sven and Gyro are also carries that are notoriously hard to shut down.
>>562039554>No, they use her to climb to Immortal.when they play vs shitters
>>562039689Yeah, that's (you). You're a shitter. Or post your profile that has an Immortal rank with a number underneath.
>TEAM BUYS WRONG ITEMS>WE LOSE>HEY IM MID MARCI I DONT NEED TO BUY BLINK XDDAnd then we sit afk for 30+ minutes 45 minute game, and the FARMED VENO POS 4 can't buy one item to stop himself from dying to sven
>>562039115name a better drawfag than sorapoi
losing as support is fucking miserable
>>562040587Did you do well early?
>>562039115So? You gotta support your local talent.
>>562040718we won our lanes too hardthat none of my teammates had a clue what to do afterwards
>>562039115they might be better but they dont draw dota.
>>562040816Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
Furries belong in gas chambers. Stop posting garbage
I'm glad i'm at a skill level where my opponents don't understand blademail
>>562039903i dont do anything someone asks of me unless they do it first themselves
>>562041541I freely admit to being a shitter, though. I can't do what a smurf can. It's horrendously boring, anyway.
I'm a dota boomerI still remember when doturd had facets
>>562041072Thought you could get queued with literally anyone in churbo.
>wyell not even a smurf could ever win those gamesYou realize how fucking retarded this makes you sound? How this renders every single time you say "just carry lmao" completely pointless?When you actively admit that it is impossible to win these games? And somehow think it's some kind of own??
>>562040972
>>562041865You do realize that "not even a smurf could ever win those games" is worlds apart from "I can't even get to 50%WR in my herald games" right?Yes, some games are impossible to win, some are also impossible to lose yet we never talk about those.
>>562037342
>>562042093Don't be ridiculous, nobody ever discusses the upside of "forced" 50.
ME BUNGATEAM UNGA
>internet died for 20 min at fucking 5 am>free abandonthanks nigger valveand thanks apple for not having internet sharing via usb
>>562042413No, no, it's>me ooga>team booga>we lose
>>562042075>>562042183I love this thing
My Faceless Void carry ulted our own team whenever they were chasing while we were losing by over 20 kills.We ended up winning this game. If there's an anon here who can help me learn Faceless Void I would greatly appreciate it he's probably the only carry I can think about playing now.
>>562041851idk, i've just been spamming it to raise my behavior score.
>>562042183>>562042075I wanna bust to auroth, but i already went twice today :(
>>562040915my teammates needed to build farming items to take advantage of our unlimited spaceinstead my LC buys deso...
>>562044571LC should be farming heroes
I spend more time thinking about playing than actually playing.
>>562045341can't do that when we shit on them, and they are sitting as 5 somewhere
>team fucks up draft>safelane winter wyvern and lion>build right-click wyvern>wini'm just gonna go to bed now. can't end the night better than that.
Today I learned that Silencer hard counters Dawnbreaker and that herald players cannot comprehend what pinging "Attack tower" and "Solar Guardian Ready" over and over mean
my offlane pitlordgot raped by a specter and the game is gg in 10 minutes
>>562047975>pick blunderlord>enemy somehow always ends up being a fucking juggernaut and I eat shit from his spin
>>562045489I spend more time playing than actually thinking.Seriously though, i recorded a gameplay vid with a facecam to send to some people i know in prison and my expression did not change for 30 minutes.
>>562043739Clarify for me. He ulted to confirm kills and didn't care if you got caught: or, he ulted to specifically tard wrangle your team and prevent them from overextending in chase?
>>562050407Prison app in question
>>562050407>>562050740What the fuck is this
>>562051397App to message US prisoners.
>>562052930Why would they allow thatUS is truly a fucking shithole
>>562050740>>562050407?????
>>562051772FEMBOI BUSSY
>>562053069>Why would they allow thatFor women
>tfw 5 win streak as rubickthank you campo santo
is the new patch good? should I come back to dota?
>>562056338Yes, no
>>562056373it's either dota or mmos, I'm waiting for aion 2, built this new pc and I need to justify it's existence
>>562056443Play Conan exiles with a bunch of coom mods
>>562056529people still play survival craft meme? jesus
>>562050551The latter. It was the most based thing I ever saw.
>>562056697Conan was the best pvp base raiding game because unlike Ark and Rust you didn't lose your base instantaneously and could actually defend against assaults. Some of the most fun I've ever had. It had a great modding community too with lots of shit to play around with, even some mods that change the entire map, add factions and guilds and custom quest lines with voice acting
I'm 33 and don't really like video games anymore. Tried getting back into dota but idk, it's my top game of all time but I have more enjoyment now taking a walk and looking at the spring flowers and hearing birds chirp. I guess your tastes change as you age. I'm not even old, just older. Thanks for coming to my blog. Over 8k hours since 2013.
>>562057990everything gets boring after u're 30, I know it, the only way to enjoy things is getting really deep into them
>>562058070>the only way to enjoy things is getting really deep into themI'm gonna give this a shot with a few things on my plate. Interesting perspective, I like it.
>>562058323good, now fuck off you dumb bitch
>>562057990I'm not yet 30 but feel the same way. Only 400 hours in the game though but still my most played game on Steam. Video games just don't have the same click as it used to. Even in days where I've done all my work I feel like gaming just is not all that fulfilling.
gaming is not the same because free time was comodified, u're forced to think you are wasting time if you're not youtubing or streaming your gaminggaming was about making woo dota plays and owning the noobs now it's stress inducing as everything else in life
I'm putting together a team
>>562059535You should put together a stronger PC.
Why did Pudges stopp getting Aether Lens? Nevermind Agh's shard.>800 pure damage nuke bad
>wake up>no patch
This is embarrassing to ask but what is the hotkey for neutral item?Also what do you do when 4 guys come to your lane and your team leave you alone as a carry?
>>562066384no idea what default is, you'll have to check keybindings
is dota gooder again now that the facets are gone?
>>562067715we still have about 5 more things to remove
>>562067975neutral items,universal stat,wisdom runes,tormentor,hoodwink
>>562067715facets were never a problemonly retards thought both options needed to be pickable
>>562068023Don't forget the worst addition, the bigger map
>>562067715>wisdoms>bounties>stacking bonuses>neutrals
>change bad
>>562073049you will pay by card
>>562073049anime mirana sang an aislop song about this actually
>>562038068>>562038257>>562038984>>562039554>>562039903the weaver autist trying to gotcha another guy>>562041704 then he admits to being an archon trenchstuck shitter, despite having infinite knowledge about the game
what if weaver autist is bear necessities lone druid moron
>mirana and glimmers>all cores refuse to buy dust>the one guy who did doesnt use it>carry: WE NEED FKIN GEM AND WARDthank you gaben
I think Dota 2 is an excellent social experiment in terms of showcasing the extremely common human condition known as victim mentality. It goes beyond just the game, you see it in all aspects of people's daily lives. "My colleagues are morons, we didn't reach our target this quarter" , "The jews inflated the real estate market so I can't buy a house" , "Donald Trump and the CIA are the reason why I sit at home and masturbate all day" , "My mom is so annoying always asking me if I found a girlfriend, that's why I yelled at her" . Never a solution in sight, always shifting blame and avoiding ownership. I honestly think that's the key difference between successful people and losers.
>>562077939this is why dota can never have concede
>>5620788125 stacks can concede
>>562077939Also true when it comes to spite. Some players willingly start playing against their teammates because they're mad about something. I don't know, maybe it's the internet and no real repercussions letting people be as cruel and antisocial as they can, because IRL they have to follow basic social conventions. I'm sure it's just as bad in other multiplayer games, I wouldn't know dota is the only non single player game I play now>>562057990This is also true. These days I prefer having a walk, watching a film or listening to music with no other distractions, Dota is really the only high tempo frenetic activity in my life anymore. I'd have a run or bike outside then come home, boot up a game or two and it's a bunch of foreigners screeching and spam pinging and just overall bad energies all around.
Was this guy griefing? we won but he was really dogshit. what the fuck is this build
>>562079274good for them i was of course referring to non 5stack mm
i used to be 4.5k, brosnow i can barely hang in 2.5k. it is sad ;_;
>>562081594skill creep is very real
>>562080569half the posters on this thread are autists whos only goal is finding the gotcha that makes them right. this guy is a prime example of that
>>562082381that describes every thread on this god forsaken website
is it embarrassing to practice heroes vs bots
>>562077939>>562080104my teammates don't deserve to win
Whoah, I just got an item drop, bros. I didn't know they were still enabled!
>>562082820then you, too, will lose
You guys think it's worth to take the +75gpm -30atk dmg neutral enchant as a carry until t3 items and to have faster item timings? The +75 and +100gpm enchants are attractive but the - atk damage sounds like too much
>>562085215no retard
>>562085215Depends. If you're going to be a bitch hiding innawoods for 35 minutes, sure why not. But surely you would pop out for a teamfight at least once in that timeframe so maybe you want the extra damage?
>>562083637we had no chance anyways
>>562086214>jungling with 50 damage
>>562086714It's a T2 minimum enchantment so surely you have some items and stats for it by the time 15:00 rolls around. SURELY.
>>562087042that's more than half a bfury's bonus damage
>>562087206That's why Maelstrom is the superior farming item.
>>562087362>literally -5 damage to do the same damage on average
>>562087684But you get +2 creeps a minute. Think of the VALUE.
>>562087819true
Arteezy is back sisters
>>562059535Stealth feedercell
2gd is back on the sauce again
how do I get a cute dota 2 gf?
>>562080480Whenever i see shit like this i get so irritated. Like i saw a morph poster not point his stun/nuke skill until lvl 15 for "stats". And yes there were so many times where we needed it. Another time Willow didn't point ult till 13. Its like they really can't understand that having 1 point in a ability gives them many more options. Itd be like if puck players didn't get their exort because they are doing a "damage" build. Like use ur fuckin skills bros.
nice game dotards
Played Faceless Void. Don't know how to play him to climb because I'm dealing with supports who literally will ward on our own camp first 10 minutes but even those games tend to go on for 40 minutes. It feels like I'm playing too slow to only have my farming items + bkb at that point but I sort of just rotate around the farthest back part of the camps and getting some lane creeps only when it's safe.
>>562037342Oh no. They've turned Tundra into a dorito.
>>562092291visit your nearby kindergarten
>>562095752*munch*
>>562094157>another carry patchWhen are they releasing another good patch, aka a support patch? We haven't had one of those in years.
>>562096701every patch is support patch
carry patch is when the 5 doesn't get to buy brown boots before 15min
I think I figured out why playing carry sucks in low mmr.Nobody knows wtf is going on so pathing doesn't mean shit. If you're behind people will just start taking random neutral creeps so you can't farm for shit. Miserable experience.
>>562098587carry is the second most common smurf/booster role after mid
>>562098587you just need to treat all your supports as saboteurs from min 0
>>562098701Yeah if you've already put 10k hours into the game and decide to stomp on noobs you can climb with any role. Carry just sucks the most and has the longest curve.>>562098787I had a support Sniper roaming the whole game. Farming was impossible with an LC diving every single second. Support never went in when I ulted and man all those Youtube videos lied to me.
>>562099126the only thing you need to know is that you need moneyyyyyyyy remember that shit when you're picking and never expect anyone to get it for you
>>562099309I just can't figure out a rhythm for me to exploit. Herald is just so random I will have a support Techies whining at me the whole game while he just fucks off and build mines in a random spot one game and the other game a 0/5 Mirana diving into a whole team while they follow suit. What pisses me off the most is when they come to my farming areas and just start taking shit.
Why do I have a inscribed hammer?
>>562099682Pick Ursa or a carry that builds bloodthorn like Clinkz or Weaver and start hunting for kills
clockwerk pos 5 is so fun now with how you can walk over cogs making it easier for you to aim and push the cogs into the enemy offlaner. every safelaner I've babysat has had to only deal with a pos 3 with 10-20% mana.way easier lanes when I picked the expanded armature facet
>>562100330*when compared to
>>562100207I'll try it right now. Sure.
>>562101126you can't just "try" new heroes... play your main
>>562101758it's a video game he can do anything he wants
>>562101758I discovered having a main doesn't really help much in this mmr. It's impossible to tell whether I'm doing well or not because standards are so low and the stuff that happens is so random that no Youtube guide covers it. I've been on a bit of a losing streak in general but my Razor skills are clearly not enough so I shouldn't really be thinking about mains.
Wonder if the site will get hacked again for April Fools'
>>562102262One of the main issue noobs have is focusing on the things dotatubers talk about. Like, nigger, if you can't even fucking last hit why should you ever worry about things like camp stacking or timers in general.>having a main doesn't really helpYes it does, its one less unknown you have to worry about. When you have no idea what's going on in a match at least you don't have to be "aware" of the things you need to do to pilot your hero, they'll just be automatic reactions.As a new player/noob your duty is to reduce the amount of unknowns to a manageable level. You shouldn't be worrying about how to perform well with your hero, or what items to build, or what to do on certain timers if you're playing a ranked match.People simply shouldn't be Herald, if you are it means you lack several fundamentals of the game and shouldn't be playing ranked to begin with, unless you like learning the hard way but if you do you should stop bitching about it.
>>562101758yeah you have to buy new heroes if you want to play them just stick with your main please
>>562102262>I discovered having a main doesn't really help much in this mmr.It doesn't help you because you are a Herald player who doesn't know how to play. You're flailing about unable to give yourself a lane/farm advantage, and unable to push said advantage to win. You can spot other people making mistakes sometimes and think that makes you better than them but you can't spot your own mistakes or understand why they are affecting your ability to win. In literary circles we call that "dramatic irony".Focus on yourself and master the basic fundamentals before you complain about how it's impossible to win low skill games and whatnot.
>>562103118>As a new player/noob your duty is to reduce the amount of unknowns to a manageable level. You shouldn't be worrying about how to perform well with your hero, or what items to build, or what to do on certain timers if you're playing a ranked match.I feel like most heroes in the game are pretty simple to figure out so it's not really random. I can think of at least 15 heroes that you can learn how they work immediately once you play them.>One of the main issue noobs have is focusing on the things dotatubers talk about. Like, nigger, if you can't even fucking last hit why should you ever worry about things like camp stacking or timers in general.People keep saying that getting gold is the way to get out of herald but man I can be 2/4/whatever with more gold than their 18/2 Sniper and I can't transition it into wins. At the very least, the strategy of afk farm doesn't work.
>>562104189I literally just said my skills aren't enough. The issue with getting out of Herald isn't that a skilled player can't get out. It's that to get the skills you need to be out and against better opponents in the first place. This sounds you've had some bad experiences at best or projection at worst.
>>562102262HHave you been trying the Razor build I recommended you. Say yes
>>562104653Yes. It's been working well, but the issue is I'm still getting 50 minute games where nobody groups up and I start to fall off and closing games becomes impossible. Tier 3s are the bane of my existence.
>>562104280...what are you doing with your gold? You get gold so you can buy more items, with more items you deal more damage and with more damage you kill more people.The 18 kill sniper is using the gold and converting into a damage advantage to pick off your allies, you're using your gold advantage to... kill more camps?>most heroes in the game are pretty simple to figure outWell, yes, just like it's pretty easy to understand what a chess piece does. It's the intricacies you can only learn by playing lots of matches against different enemies that matter. Just because you know what your skills do doesn't mean you're good at using them. Just play Meepo if you don't understand the difference.>>562104468His point is that at your level you don't need anyone but yourself to improve, you lack FUNDAMENTALS and you surely don't need to "learn by example" from your teammates and enemies on things like that.If you're willing to argue and defend your stupid herald opinions you also have time to watch your own replay, focusing on your mistakes not your teammates, and see where you can improve the most.
>>562092028like he ever left
>>562104468And you can get those skills by sticking to a handful of heroes and master the fundamentals on them first. Focusing on specific heroes is the standard tactic of climbing for many people, even higher MMR players. Maining doesn't work if you flail about and don't try. Low ranks have plenty of mainers but they're shitters stuck in their ways who don't even know how to play their hero properly, let alone accomplish basic shit like last hitting. But somebody who sits down and does their best to play properly will always improve and climb out.If all you do is make excuses, you'll never climb. Focus on mastering the basics and don't worry about teammates or MMR or whatnot. After like a hundred games of proper focus and active attempts to learn and improve, you'll just naturally be better, and you would've climbed out without thinking about it.
>>562104902>I start to fall off and closing games becomes impossibleIf the game goes late buy aghs and refresher. So basically what happens is that you press Eye of the Storm, refresh, press it again and you'll quadruple the DPS of the baseline ult
>>562104468>The issue with getting out of Herald isn't that a skilled player can't get out.bullshit
>>562104902>Tier 3s are the bane of my existence.Razor ult zaps buildings, you should be razing them once the game gets too late. What are you doing?
>>562105694you need 5 ded to kill any buildings worh razor ult
>>562104930>The 18 kill sniper is using the gold and converting into a damage advantage to pick off your allies, you're using your gold advantage to... kill more camps?Killing heroes doesn't mean anything if you can't convert it into an advantage. Unfortunately, in games where an enemy lane is extremely fed and not in the map, you also can't quickly get towers. The best thing you can do is to push in a way that you aren't detectable on the map, but that is very slow and relegated to certain heroes like Clinkz, Naga Siren, or Nature's Prophet who can use unconventional means to push.>If you're willing to argue and defend your stupid herald opinions you also have time to watch your own replay, focusing on your mistakes not your teammates, and see where you can improve the most.This isn't League of Legends. It's impossible to solo carry and that's shown the second you get to a tier 3. Maybe if I was an ancient+ player I could 1v9 out of herald, but I'm not, I'm a herald player. I'll scout and see if I had a smurf in one of my games to see how they played but the way to get out of herald quickly is to not play like a herald so watching any loss isn't going to cut it.>>562105276I'll just go back to playing Razor that's not a problem. I just think you vastly overestimate the difficulty of most heroes in the game. Dota is a well balanced game with a lot of hard counters so being okay with a decent amount of heroes provided you know the matchup spreads seems much more efficient.>>562105538I haven't tried refresher yet. I'll play a game now and try it if it goes late.>>562105694Razor's damage falls off and you won't be hitting towers with his ult at that point. Maybe I should be building it third or even second item though.
>>562105694>Razor ult zaps buildingsonly with aghs weaver retard
>>562106196At this point I just think you're trolling if I'm being honest.Maybe being herald is just an IQ issue after all?
>>562106196>so watching any loss isn't going to cut it.I'm sure you can pick out any replay and we'll point out 40 last hits you missed in the first 10 minutes and then point out macro mistakes you made that could've gotten you several thousand more gold and also won you the game.The path to improvement isn't just copying good players, it's also looking back at your mistakes.
>>562106592Macro mistakes are something I need to look at. I'm also not at the point where I'm capable of understanding the mistakes because nobody in my surroundings is macroing properly either. Now do you understand where I'm coming from?I can play a game and then send the replay ID if that helps. Not sure if 4chan is good for that, though.
>>562106797everyone one making mistakes is just opportunity to capitalize
>if my team makes mistakes it means i have to do them too!!!!!!!!!1lemmings type shih
>>562106797>Now do you understand where I'm coming from?Yeah, I understand you're just making excuses. The whole thread here is channeling Shia Labeef and telling you to get over it and just focus on things you can do yourself and you're just flailing about on the floor complaining it's too hard and that it doesn't matter because (EXCUSES) when literally everybody is telling you it does matter because everybody here's been through the climb.You're scared of trying, and you're scared of climbing because each hurdle is going to get harder.
stop fucking posting and spam games retard
>>562107151but youre dogshit too, maybe not as much as him but youre still in the trench after playing since beta
>>562107083>>562107151If you say so. I'm saying herald (and apparently for up to 2k) Dota and actual Dota are completely different and learning from my surroundings isn't something feasible if I want to improve. You're just saying words like improve my macro like I haven't already acknowledged my macro sucks and just don't know where to even begin. This "advice" is worse than the Youtube videos that talk about smurfs but not show the games where the whole team isn't winning lane.
Why this faggot insists on the "muh surroundings" argument? Seriously, what the fuck does this retard things he'll just get better by osmosis or some shit?Just buy a fucking immortal account and learn from the good players in this game then, give it a week and you'll be just like them after "learning from your surroundings".
>>562107814>he'll just get better by osmosis or some shit?That is the best way to learn, yes. You always punch up, not straight or down. If you ever did martial arts or any sort of sport you'd understand this.
I'll say this in the most baby way possible. Retards can't teach retards how to be smart. I'm retarded so I can't teach myself, and my teammates are retarded so I can't learn from them. If you can't understand this then you're also a retard I can't learn from.
>deadlock>40 fps>dota>140 fpshmmm... i wonder what game I'm gonna play? Valve games should be perfectly optimized for valve products.
>>562108518doomed to suffer
>>562108146>If you ever did martial arts or any sort of sport you'd understand this.Have you????? What martial art has you getting mowed down by a black belt for "training"?????? You're being TAUGHT by someone better, not going against them. They're watching you and pointing out your mistakes. In any martial art you spend most of the time drilling things by YOURSELF and at most practicing with people of similar skill.Stop fucking watching naruto you retarded fucking nigger what the fuck lmao.
>>562108701Think of Groundhog Day or Edge of Tomorrow. Eventually you would know enough to not get your ass beat.Might take a long time. But you will get it eventually.
>>562108701>What martial art has you getting mowed down by a black belt for "training"??????Literally all of them. The teacher kicks your ass, tell you what you're doing wrong, and literally train your body to physically withstand more so you can be a better fighter. Facing against someone with a higher belt for sparring is also very frequent. You only pair up with people of an equal belt as a test to see where you belong and if you're capable of going up, rarely to improve.>They're watching you and pointing out your mistakesI'm not a teacher so being told to watch my replays is retarded. Nobody at my mmr is even close enough to being capable of teaching.
>>562107548Sorry, I'm 99k MMR EUW. You have me confused for somebody else at your level.>>562107570Every keyboard press you type saying it's impossible is another last hit you could've practiced.>You're just saying words like improve my macro like I haven't already acknowledged my macro sucks and just don't know where to even begin.Exactly. You don't even know what you're doing wrong, and why, and how it affects your winning ability. And yet you keep arguing you're 100% sure learning how to do better won't matter. You're trying to run a marathon, and we're telling you to start jogging every day to start. But you're typing walls of text because you think there's no point because there are too many people crowded around you at the starting line so you think no amount of running training will ever let you get past them. You're not even at the point where we can make martial arts analogies.
>>562109245just show us your dotabuff or mmr weaver autist. why wont you show us your mmr, you vampirize every convo trying to gotcha everybody and share your down syndrome theorycrafting day in day out. show the mmr retard
I now realize the futility of my actions, herald is not a skill level but a simple display of little to no intelligence whatsoever.From now on I'll refrain from ever trying to help these people and I apologize to everyone else for shitting up the thread with obvious facts. >>562109457I think you've already called every single poster in this thread "weaver autist", I suppose I'll have to call you weaver autist autist.
>>562109245I didn't say it's impossible. I said I didn't know how. I don't think last hitting is my main issue keeping me from winning when I'm consistently at a significant money lead when playing at a core role even if I'm behind on kills. Last hitting is a fundamental that you can and will learn though practice over time. That is legitimately the one thing I'm better than most of my (terrible) surroundings at. Yes, acknowledging the people around you suck is an important part of the improvement process. Peer pressure and the skill level of people who are going to tell you to do things matters a lot and being forced to ignore them is, at best, significant mental energy.
>>562109872just post your mmr. dont act coy
>>562109457Shush, grown-ups are talking. Go be a dear and take your meds in the corner over there. The rest of the thread doesn't have time for your schizo tantrums today.
>>562109872I'm definitively smarter than you and I know this because you can't understand what I'm saying. Most of you are telling me to just slam my head into a brick wall for 10k hours and I just don't care enough about the game to do it. I'd rather just drop the game entirely at that point.
>>562109998post your mmr weaver autist
ooo! i wanna post my account!www.dotabuff.com/players/35406762Rate me. unranked now. But I was 3k in like 2013-2016.
the difference between soloq and duo/trio in ranked is immeasurable, the latter's match quality is genuinely horse shit every single timeno wonder none of my freinds play together anymore
>>562110049Any thoughts on covering your face in lime juice to avoid cameras? Just curious...>Most of you are telling me to just slam my head into a brick wallSo this is your takeaway from this conversation huh, I guess this is truly my last reply, I won't be interacting with heralds ever again from now on.>I just don't care enough about the gameCares enough to stay in this fucking thread for over an hour defending your retarded opinions.>>562110136Post your mmr weaver autist autist
>>562110426it doesnt work like that retard i'm not the one lecturing other people day in day outyou have an all encompassing knowledge about the game and how its supposed to be played. please let us know the mmr you have and how many years youve spent playing as benchmarks
Buff Razor and Vissage>WhyBecause they're cool and evil and shit.Also any drawfags around? The niggers at the drawthread aren't drawing my Lina crap
>>562040343What happened to him anyway? Did he finally do a satanic ritual to summon a Mireska tulpa and quit?
>>562110532Considering how you called at least 3 people "weaver autist" just in this thread it's not hard to believe the collective MMR would be pretty high. Stop calling every single person trying to help "weaver autist" and maybe someday someone will take you seriously.
>>562110818stop deflecting and post mmr
HOW DO THEY KNOW!?
>>562110426I have free time today I wanted to spend playing, but I've been losing so I definitely shouldn't be playing. I said I would play Razor more so if you're complaining about anything else it's because I disagree with the notion that watching replays of me losing is going to magically give me the macro skills necessary to win. I'm right and you're wrong. You will continue to say that I'm wrong because you're cognitively impaired. If the community is this stupid then the smartest thing I should do is treat 400 hours as a failed experiment and leave before I actually commit and blend in with the brain rot.
nigga really went with the "im right youre wrong lalala" strategy damn
>>562110679>Also any drawfags around?Anon... its time to move on...
>>562110679Razor and Visage aren't really evil, they just have jobs to do. It's like calling tornados evil.
>>562111150No>>562111267Razor enjoys punishing people, that bastard is a psycho>Your ashes shall fall like rain
weaver autist wont post mmr
>>562111467>if you enjoy your job you're evilNew levels of neeting
>>562111467He's mostly making objective statements, though it is confirmed he has grown accustomed to his job.
>>562111574I have a job as a sysadmin, you nigger>>562111625I don't blame him, if I had that job, I'd be happy as Hell too
>>562111782I bet you hate your job
>>562111782Your job would probably fire you for saying nigger man I feel sorry for you.
>>562110679visage (mid) is fine
>all my mains nerfed to the ground>not even that good before the patchwhat do I do now
>>562111906Not read Chainsaw Man.
>>562111886I do>>562111887Don't give a shit, they can't, I'm on my own net>Can't say nigger award>>562111891In unranked maybe
>>562110923they know because you told them so fag
STOP ARGUING ITS MAKING ME UPSET
>>562112115he literally has >55% wr on mid both buff and pt
>>562110251>36.71% winrate with TinkerHow?>37.18% with PudgeHow?
>>562110251do you want to be my russian boygf?
>>562112654Holy crap you're right>Razor only 49.83 in ImmortalBuff now Volvo
>>562112654when i played visage i felt extremely strongthe new spell/aghs is crazy for ganking
Does anyone else just abandon after they get more deaths than kills? And make new steam accounts and use the console to unlock the other heroes? I started doing this after my first account got shoahed back in 2016.
>>562113438That's kinda sad bro.
I come home from my exhausting job digging holes on the ground and demand free MMR with minimal thought.What's the current free win pick?
>>562115378spectre apparently
>>562115520spectre can't recover from a bad lane she sux
>>562112721>last match 2017That was probably from the time shutting Tinker down in mid from getting BoTs before 10 min. made him completely useless the entire game.
>>562115520Radiance/Heart or Manta/Bloodthorn?
>>562115797t. hasn't played Spectre since December
I'm addicted to dota and i can't help myself but to play, is there any way to set like a parental control on steam to only let me play it on certain times of the day/week?
>>562116150"New" Spectre is just old Spectre, slowest farming carry in the game.
>>562116464turn off the computer, vladmir
>>562116464I used to have a systems control prompt set that it would automatically turn my computer off at midnight. Not sure if that helps.
Thanks to the person who recommended the Razor build. My support literally went afk on me to farm on our opponent's bounty jungle when we had a double kill against our lane but I learned quickly and was able to adjust. Played like a moron on tilt but I was able to shove bot. I'll stick with Razor and play with him some more when my brain is capable of more Dota. The people who gave me build advice was helpful and the people who yapped about vague concepts like macro have double digit IQ.
>Casual drum
>it's another episode of nobody in my fucking team buys Silver Edge even though 2 heroes have it in their default build and Bristleback becomes a raid bossYou know what? I'm going to spam Bristle now, fuck you.
>>562115378venomancer
>>562117579It's nothing bro. You can also skip manta in games where the enemy has a lot of magic damage and cc and rush bkb after MjollnirIf you need builds for other carries just ask away
>>562112721I'm bad at hooks>>562112721i'm bad at queueing up actions>>562112813maybe
>>562115861Mid got ganked constantly back then. only one that was safe from it was shadow fiend since he could jungle well between pushed waves.
1500 hours of playing pos 1 and I am still cucked by pos 4 Sniper every single fucking time, how are you supposed to deal with him? He does so much fucking damage with no risk, he always always always fucks up my farm.
who the fuck bans visage i only queued to pick visage
>teammates want to smoke>we smoke>our underlord decides to use his portal>enemy team now knows exactly where we are, jumps us, kills us, and we lose the gamelol?
>>562119589I feel dumb for not rushing mjolnir. I went sange and yasha first thinking raw stats are what I needed but looking back at it my pushing potential would've gone up tenfold had I just went mjolnir.
>>562120606Theres maybe 3-4 heroes for which SnY is a good item and Razor isn't one of themIt's always 100% worth to get Manta instead because of the active which gets you out of a lot of pinches especially since the play as Razor is to run in and make space while linking a core. So you rush mjollnir and every teamfight you put the active on you while you run in. It's foolproof tons of damage
>>562120837I honestly don't understand manta on Razor because it's pretty much impossible to bait with him but I'm told that's a designated herald strat anyways and not anything serious. It does allow me to afk splitpush and should probably be my second item. Mjolnir first definitely is the smart option.
>>562121545Manta is the stats item and you can use the illus to farm the lane creeps while you're busy on the side with jungle camps. and the disjoint in teamfights saves your ass from various lockdown spells or even something like an orchid or any kind of crowd control generally
I've got a secret. TA is still amazing... in turbo
>>562119378I used to not think break was a big deal. but yesterday someone shut down my timber aghs with it. very scary.
>>562119378Sheepstick
sad acc buyers every game
sad dark seer 1 item 45 min
>>56212014799% of pos 4 Sniper fags will grief by buying Khanda Aghs. Khanda by itself isn't bad, it's the Aghs that's grief. Throw away 4,200 gold for the exact damage, just faster cast time. You win by not feeding in lane, then catch up in farm while he throws his away (and takes farm from his teammates).If it's a competent pos 4 Sniper, then it's just BKB. An underfarmed Sniper is squishy as fuck and all he has is magic damage and inconveniences that go away with BKB. He can't save his teammates without getting too close and he will have no damage if he buys support items so BKB should be enough.
spektrus is on one
rape your local pugna
>>562106592>The path to improvement isn't just copying good players, it's also looking back at your mistakes.wisdom from the mouth of gaben
>>562123293post mmr weaver autist
>>562123293That is true but I make a lot of mistakes and even pro players make mistakes. I'm trying to learn the mistakes that are the most important for me to win games otherwise I'll be here forever.
>Pos 1 CK>Pos "5" Slark into a Pudge and Dazzle lane because haha fuck you>Decide to go top for a bit and become a Roamer>Our WK becomes an unkillable God
>>562123350i'm actually uncalibrated but here's the ranked games I played when I was curious earlier in the year
>weaver autist doesnt even have a rank
>>562123932isn't he actually herald? how can he & I be the same guyI play 5
>>562120237Someone who was too aggressive in lane and got owned for it.
>>562124017He's Weaver Autist, He's Weaver Autist, you're Weaver Autist, I'm Weaver Autist. Are there any other Weaver Autists I should know about?
There's a thunderstorm going on outside and the only thing in my mind is Razor.
weaver autist thread if youre not a weaver autist you should fuck off to the league of legends general
>>562124423everyone post their Weavers
>>562124491GOLD IS A GREAT CONDUCTOR
>>562124545I chose a free Spirit Breaker skin over a free Weaver skin. I am a fraud.
>>562124423We are all Weaver Autists on this blessed day.
>>562124547I'm phoneposting so I can't screenshot so I'll just post the set I'm using.
I need to know the art of autism. I want to eat, sleep, and breathe Razor. Hopefully shit out Weaver because he is a hardcounter.
AVATARLESS, FRIENDLESS ACCOUNTS AND ACCOUNTS WITH 1K GAMES EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME WHY IS 7K SUCH ABJECT FUCKING HELL, THIS ISN'T EVEN A HIGH ENOUGH RANK TO WARRANT THIS MUCH FUCKING ACCOUNT BUYING WHERE IS THE NEXT BANWAVE
>>562120147What the fuck is your support doing? Not flanking him from the jungle? Sniper can't trade for shit early, and yearns for the safety of the tower.
>>562125126love beeverlove you anon
do the items you get even matter at low mmr?
>undying offlane>anti-mage and slark both bannedfuck this game
>>562125457>7kIt's precisely the rank that warrants this much fucking account buying, low-tier immortal.
>>562125595blyatcyka shard, lifestealer
>>562125718I thought jugg would win against him. i was wrong. every other lane lost too so it didn't matter. i'm glad my support abandoned so i could leave early.
Winter is finally over, i fucking hate winter. so depressing, no vitimin d. about to stomp some kids after absorbing chad solar energy. hopefully you gay loser faggots aren't on the enemy team
why you spamming dark willow in my unranked all-pick games? gtfo, you nerd.
I have 5 wins in 60 games. I genuinely don't know what I'm doing wrong. I feel like I'm one of the best players on my team in every match and there's always AT LEAST one person who just flat out throws.
>>562126340>just now>soeonme picks morph>goes mid>immediaely feeds clinkz>now afkhow the fuck do you ven play this anymore
>>562126340>5 wins>60 gamesIf you're not shitposting, I guarantee you, your feelings are not valid.
Why didn't they buff Scorched Earth's damage from 65 to 66
>>562126340me oogateam booga
Why does she have a massive camel toe?
>>562127316hungry pussy
>>562127172funy meme
>>562126340You just need better enemies.
2 games in a row where a teammate feeds and then abandons. That's weird, right?
just had two updates, what happened?
>>562128464its tuesday
>>562128464https://vocaroo.com/1bjYHl93JAjV
>>562127193I just finished 11/2/8 as an axe. Still lost. It's baffling to me that I'm the only one this happens to me, statistically at least some fo the time I should be winning but fuck
why dont they just delete brooch from the game
why dont they just delete pudge from the game
oh right. it's spring break in my country... so all the retarded kids are playing dota right now.
we, the dotards, are all going to quit dota and come back to mmos now, we'll be playing aion 2 when it comes out, might even play throne and liberty until then
>>562129879*audible laugh*
Dude everytime I tell people to buy pipe of insight against Techies they tell me to fuck off. This is like the third time we lost because I had to build pipe of insight as a carry and the team just snowballed and caught up to my gold lead.
>losing ot techies in 2026cmon bro, the recipe is as old as time
>>562126340if you're not just making this shit up, then it's you being in the shadow pool in a dead serveri couldn't lose 55 out of 60 games even if i tried really hard
>>562130698you buy blademail and have him kill himself
>>562130820I know how to counter Techies but my team doesn't. My loss streak continues. Tank Razor might be the build to go at this rate.
>>562130698people dont build pipe anymore because it has sucked ass for like 3 years
can you guys post the video where every single lane loses and then the smurf comes back and wins by farming jungle camps?oh wait you don't have that one because it doesn't exist?
>>562131069The Techies issue isn't when he's alive.
>>562129150
>>562131408You sound upset.
>>562131890How did you notice?
>>562131408>smurf>losing lane
>>562132150Do you have the one where the smurf 1v2s with an afk venomancer support?
>>562132082Because stories of "we won all lanes and then we lose" are common as fuck around here. It's the primary point of booty blasting. One would post a match id, but it's never high enough skill for them.
>>5621322571v2ing against shitters isn't that hard if you know how to play the game
>>562129150Hurr durr "You're the only constant" derpa derp
>>562132407You're going to 1v2 the shadow shaman or the lion and his carry?you will simply not get clicked?Remember, every other lane is dying
>inane attempts to gotcha dotards because you're mad at the game
i gotta say tinker turrets are pretty great as long as you manage to get level 20 before the enemy cores have bkb
>>562133380It's probably more for the zoning than actual damage. Unless you're picking along Clock or Disruptor.
>>562131408>>562132257The point is not winning singular matches, the point is that they consistently and reliably have a 90+% WR despite those troll matches. No one has ever claimed smurfs can win 100% of all games.>b-but all i get are troll matchesUnless you're a subhuman with <6k behavior score, that's not a thing. And if you are, you deserve it.
>>562133694>90%Ehhh, 75%, actually.
>>56213384190%+. Ninety PLUS. Over 90 percent.
>>562133956For the first ten games on a fresh account, maybe.
>>562133956proof?
>>562133518yeah i'm shitposting it's a tard spell. maybe it would be okay for meme pos4 but it's insanely weak before level 4.
You faggots are really hammering down the point of the post huh.
>>562131448CALM DOWN I JUST TOOK A QUICK TRIP TO THE BOG
>>562126340Please post a match ID, any match ID from those 60 games, I have to see this
>>562134013or any other against non-sentients (below divine or so)
>>562134280post any of yours first weaver autist
>>562134054Lemme check.>7 missiles at level 1>9 missiles at level 4Huh. Considering the first bonus is the knockback, it's obvious what the intention here is.
>>562134707Wait. Dagon got rework to get a bonus to cast range, but it doesn't stack with Aether Lens.IceFrog made Tinker a pusher, and severely nerfed the ganker.
>>562133380his wr raised from 40 to 42% people are learning about the power of the turrets
>>562135245I mean, if you ever wanted to stall a game or push high ground, it's the way.
How much pussy does being good at dota get you?
>>562135687jej
>>562131408Webms are too much effort. You can have this instead.
>>562135687Mason is drowning in pussy and he's only 10k, aim for that. TI winners are incels.
>>562135687zero
>>562135218"icefrog" (clueless interns) didn't make tinker anything in particular he feels like such a mess of a hero it's almost impressive how they manage to make him more annoying to play against but no longer fun to play as
I think the real problem with this kid is that you trolls gaslighted him into thinking that Razor is a good first hero to learn Dota with, and that he's OP/capable of solo carrying games more than a braindead simple carry like fucking Jugg or Ursa. So he's out there spamming pos 1 Razor in Herald and losing to shitters picking shit like PA and Weaver, and feeling impotent because of his inability to do anything useful.
>>562136407Yeah, nobody fucking cares, Tinker picker.>literally have to implement ward spots specifically for countering Tinker
howdoiplay.com has their april fools thingy up
>>562136739you can buy an ad tsunami
Hey! Remember Lycan pickers? When was the last time you saw a Lycan in your game? Suck IceFrog's ass, you're not getting Necronomicon, back.
>>562131448>>562132416
>>562136739https://howdoiplay.com/?Banestop stealing 4chan memes, tsunami
>>562136873you can go back to /wowg/ anytime
>>562137028You can go back to sucking troon dick anytime too you fucking faggot lmao
>>562130698>>562131158>>562117579Stop playing Razor.Who told you to play Razor? Do you actually like playing Razor?Go play an easier hero with a better winrate. Seriously.
>browns & trannies & faggots & sucking dick live rent free in his headyikes
>>562136624league of legends literally exists for your kind, i'd tell you to fuck off but it doesn't matter anymore since this game is now being maintained by retards who only played league before getting hired
>>562137260Now post that again without crying, mr. 5 wins in 60 games.
You are the only constantine
>>562137386Oh nooo, little bitch hardstuck in Legend can't abuse flavour of the month heroes for MMR, anymore. They could actually learn to play the game, but they'll just whine instead.
>>562137401How are you feeling right now sis?
>>562137401>OD games>all lossesThis shit is 100% your fucking fault.
>>562137401find a job
>>562137401you just need better enemies to passively absorb knowledge
>>562137923that learning through osmosis bit was funny
>>562137401wow that's a grim day
>>562137401lol you lost some of those matches just off your mental being off and you playing almost 20 matches in a day
Literally every single one of my friends moved on.
>>562138640moved on to heavy drinking and russian roulette
>>562136873I was making fun of the people who say "You're the only constant" actually
>>562138978which is dumb since they are right
>>562139042Not always
>>562139118the only way you arent the constant is if you don't play
>>562139163That's not what I meant and you know it.
youre literally the only constant
>>562139345who cares what you think, you are dumb
>>562139452>who caresYOUR MOM
>>562137785Explain? I'm having good games, great games even, and a lot of them are close but someone always throws at the end. >>562138540I'm having good games and still losing. How does me not playing change that? >>562137389Says the limpwristed faggot that doesn't even play and who's skin is the same color as the shit that come sout of my ass
post dotabuff
Maybe the real Defense of the Ancients was the friends we made along the way?
>>562139689you first weaver autist
>>562139689
>>562139646It doesn't matter with OD. You're built to win your mid. You drop your R, and the enemy loses 2k hp each. You have to completely suck ass to make your game throwable.
Here's a perfect example of my games. Things will be competitive or we'll be winning, I'll usually be playing well (I'm the Lion) and then everyone starts fucking CHAIN feeding. It's like I'm cursed. The part that really pisses me off is that I'm in the low behavior score pool and every single player that is beating us right now was just on myt eam and they were all dogshit. I genuinely don't get it.
>>562140272That isn't even close to how it works lmao, OD isn't even banned in competitive games, trench players shouldn't be giving advice. >2kThat's literally nothing past mid game.
>>562140308>>>>>>>>>>>>TurboSeriously?
>>562140398???You're on Crusader 1 level. I am literally above you.
>turbonigger>low behavior score>support>crying like a bitch over itthis is a new low even for /d2g/
>>562138640Same here. Used to have over a dozen buddies or more a decade ago to play with. One by one, year after year they vanished.
>>562139804https://www.dotabuff.com/players/113664644
>>562140308you are the only constant
>>562140308>Turbo>Lens Aghs first>Lion with no Blink Dagger 20 minutes in>only 4 Finger stacks>"playing well">TURBOAnon...
who the fuck is constant
>>562140618This is why your race was conquered
>>562140831>>562140618>>562140442constantbros shits not looking good how can we turn the blame back to our teammates?
>>562037342I REALLY need you drawfriends to start putting your talents to use and draw Quintessa using those cockpillows on her face
I just had like a first time dota person playing carryGame was completely unwinnable min 0And then my mid/offlane refused to buy bkb against muerta
>>562141010turbolet MAD
i kissed a girl and i liked it
>>562141263What's turbo like, anyway? Dota but faster? Mistakes costlier?
>>562140308you've been playing since 2012?how the fuck do you still have this dunning-kruger attitude towards the gamenew psg that's for sure
The choice between slavery and tyranny isn't a choice at all. - Lex Luthor
I'm weaver autist!
>>562141306I kissed a dude, and it just felt right. Like I was faking being straight for 20 years.
>>562142010what the fuck...
>>562142010U gay
>>562141392Yes to both. I finally won a game. I haven't played sniper since the patch and this is the most stupidly overpowered hero I have ever fucking played and that it hasn't been nerfed into the ground already is baffling. Making take aim actionable is too strong, even without with the dragon lance. I like turbo because the games are faster and it's easier to get experience with the game with being six slotted which doesn't happen all that much in normal. What I can not fucking stand is that lane dominance means less. In normal games if you own your lane the enemies are fucked, but in turbo they can keep spamming regen because couriers are immortal/instant and gold is easier to come by.
>>562142010unrighteous leave /d2g/
>>562142010Fucking guys in the ass is ok but kissing them is a huge nono dude wtf is matter with you
>>5621428741. It's not real dota.2. You're dumpster trash.
>>562142874>it's easier to get experience with the gamehttps://www.dotabuff.com/players/92327890but you've played since 2012??
getting more experienced at sucking nigger balls lol
>>562142981I just started playing again after years.
The things people do instead of just firing up a practice lobby with bots.
>>562143095so what? you have 3k+ hours
>>562142980I didn't say it was real dota you shit colored mutt. I know english isn't the first language of your mongrel race but you can at least chatgpt what I'm saying.
Is it safe to assume every idiot complaining about their carries farming was a turbo idiot?
>>562143202So what? You act like 3k is enough to be some pro or something. It's always people who don't play or are total no lifers that run their mouths.
>>5621432181. I am whiter than (you).2. I know more languages than (you).
>>562143246>farming>in turboIf someone is farming in turbo they're griefing
>Fixed Meepo being able to duplicate Dusts of Appearance by buying a Dust of Appearance on their courier, dropping that dust on the ground, picking that dust up by Meepo, right clicking on the single Dust of Apperance and sending it to the stash, repeating that process 6 times to fill the stash with Dusts of Appearance, buying multiple Dusts of Appearance on the courier, dropping that stack on the ground, picking it up, and then using Dust of Appearance on a Meepo clone.can someone elaborate
>>562143364It's White, not white you fucking djeet. >I know more languagesBecause you're brown
the turbonigger whining faggot who cant even do a proper lion build is the one who always replies with racism to every critique he receives? lmao good to knowhow high does your aryan iq have to be in order to play the same game for 14 years yet remain at herald level? retarded EOP mutts surname is probably gonzalez or some shit too
>>562143429No, I mean in my regular games. Some idiot is often salty about the carry clearing the jungle, and wants to fight, instead.Are they from turbo?
>>562143513>crying about racismTell me more about how White you are queer lmao, this isn't reddit faggot. Maybe you should go back where your 'kind' are more welcome.
>>562143498>umm, barely knowing one language is good, akschuallyWell, you're definitely American. And very swarthy one, too.
>>562143513>14 years>3k hoursYou're not very good at math ms. high IQ
>>562143653white boi stuck in herald lmafo
>>562143653pro tip gonzalez the more you talk about your skin color the more people will start having doubts about your ancestry
>>562143768Pro tip rahul the more you bitch about racism the more Whites will recognize your inferiority.
>this user's profile has been given the Jester award three times
>>562143653Don't mention that you're White here, it will upset the subhumans, which is all of them.
>mfw im still at herald after 3000 hours
>>562143950He isn't lying, no region locking ruined the game.
>>562143974>saving that picture>pretending to be WhiteThe mutts sure aren't sending their best lmao
>>562143950I defy you to name a more toxic community than Dota 2 without mentioning any other MOBA .
>>562143720>I come from a shit colored tribe of conquered rape babies>But at least I'm an ArchonSure
>Glorious PC Gaming Master Race>Stay ElitistPfft.
>>562143950What did he say that's wrong? Realistically, not a single one of you is good enough at this game to be bragging about it.
That's kinda sad.
>>562144280three thousand hours and still stuck at the lowest rankare your genes holding you back or something?
>>562144409its the format of her skull retard
>>562144541smells like cope whitey
>>562144409I've never played ranked so I wouldn't say I'm stuck. If I cared I'd progress, I've only been playing Dota 2 for about 2 weeks, before that I hadn't played it in 5+ years. Being White means I have more important things in life to worry about, you wouldn't understand Raghuvaran.
>>562144541PhrenologyGODS...
>Try all day in /d2g/ to get yous>get no yous>some asshole comes in and starts shitting on the lessers>immediately gets lots of yous
>>562144641anything to not admit you're shit at a game you've played for 3000 hours
>Being White means I have more important things in life to worry about>Recent Activity 98.7 hours past 2 weeksI fucking lost, Yakub please send this nigga to Agartha ASAP I can't take it anymore.
>shits talks about being low ranked>doesn't post dota buffTypical /d2g/
>>562144764Just be a lolcow. Like that 3k behaviour score 38% winrate Herald.
>>562144541>skull>formatThis is what happens when you let nonWhites have access to the internet
>>562144883>3kI fucking wish it was that high, before a low behavior score got you put in low pro, now it nukes your entire account
>>562144809>playing Dotka like a full time job, just to lose over and over
>>562144793I am pretty shit I admit it I only play like 20 heroes, I'll play for a month at a time and drop it for years. Last time I played was when Sumail threw Arteezy's gyro and cost the series against OG. 2017? I don't remember, game seems dead now.
>>562145072That throw ruined the careers every single person on that team except Cr1t
>>562144764here baby <3
>>562144764>being nice to subhumans>trying to contribute on d2gThere's where you fucked up
You know, just because you haven't played in a while it doesn't mean that the three thousand hours you've spent in the videogame don't count. It's not like they were spread out evenly throughout the years.
>>562137350Razor is sick as shit. Also all the other heroes I remotely have as much passion for are Spirit Breaker and lategame hypercarries which we've already discussed is a meme.
>>562145348I never said that you stupid mutt. Most of my playtime was between 2012-2017, and almost all of that was before 2014.
>>562144184Smash Bros. Really any fighting game destroys Dota in toxicity.
>>562145609cope herald shitter
>>562145634I haven't played a fighting game since soul calibur 3 released, never liked them. I tried playing streets of rage 4 and thought that shit was fucking aids. I know lots of blacks play the fighting games so yeah I'd imagine that's worse.
Most people in herald don't know how to buy defensive/utility items. Most of them also don't know how to properly initiate fights. Maybe offlane tank Razor is the solution. I have close to max role queue tokens.
>>562142874>>562143218>>562143095>>562143357>>562143498>>562143653>>562143840>>562144280Your post in >>562140308 is a clear example of needing to focus on yourself instead of looking outwards for blame. You think the screenshot exonerates your in-game decisions but clearly you have a lot left to learn about your hero, and also learn basic things like last hitting, laning, and building items in the correct order, among other things.If you're going to use "I haven't played since 2017" as an excuse, this would be a great time to start over from scratch.Stop playing Turbo, and then do some last hitting practice against Unfair bots in a practice lobby by yourself. Valve recently fixed+updated them with the 7.41 patch so this is the best time to try them out. And then look up guides on how to build your hero like on d2pt, or...uhh...youtube I guess. Maybe even do the working parts of the tutorial again. And then once you feel like you learned all the basic game mechanics, try an unranked normal game instead of Turbo. Turbo is a great place to learn bad habits and poor gameplay (and get reported) so I would not queue for it, ever.
>>562145609>and almost all of that was before 2014>https://www.dotabuff.com/players/92327890/activitycant the yboy use his superior iq to make up better lies?
>>562145695Cope with what? I don't give a fuck lmao I think it's funny you're so triggered by soft racism, must be because you're White right? I don't blame you for caring about your MMR (that you still haven't shared with a timestamp) it's not like your conquered ass has anything else going for you. Or are you that faggot that openly admits you don't play?
>>562145762The black people aren't even the worst part. They are complaining because they pale in toxicity to the troon brigade. Smash Bros is mostly the latter and they are Nintendo fans on top of it so it's certified hell.
>>562145874That graph confirms what I told you you fucking idiot maybe learn to read the data before you cite it.
>>562145891>herald turbo shitter lashing out at his betters
>>562037342https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV17xX6BGEyw
Wait so this Thrilligetimate is the weaver autist?
>>562145971>nonWhite lashing out at xer's betters
>>562146009Yeah, Weaver Autist Autist Anon (WAAAnon), it's totally him.You solved the mystery.
>guy posts>stalkertroon looks up his steam account and posts irrelevant shit from itI get why people don't want to post in this general
>>562146009No I don't play weaver. What's autistic about weaver?
>>562146181But who's the Weaver Autist Autist Autist?????????
>>562145891I'm laughing at your hours and rank and how bad you are and all you can spew is some racist shit unrelated to the gameseethe more
>>562146310So yes you're the faggot that doesn't play talking shit about those who do thank you for confirming
Lina
>Want to play Weaver>Want to ask /d2g/ about Weaver>Everyone is shitting on Weaver for some reason
>>562146538Sounds like something the weaver autist would do.
>>562146538I want bootsless radiance to be a thing again
>>562146538Weaver is cool. He counters Razor so don't play him against me. Or do, I guess I gotta learn the matchup.
>>562145321>trying to contribute on d2g>implying he's trying to contributeProbably one of the guys spamming nonsensical chatgpt one-liners in the thread.
>>562146310>crying about racismThat by itself makes you the bitch between you two lmao, go back to r/dota2 faggot
>crying about racism>on 4chan
>he can't even say something nice to the anon giving him real advice
Bearfag was a based American too.Maybe NA Dota is dying because we're being too harsh to the Americans.
Complete and total shitshow.
>>562146634Its not racism per se, it's the replying with unrelated shit part.>damn bro you suck at this game>uhhhh YOURE FAT!!!!He just happened to be obsessed with calling everyone he doesn't like nonwhite, which then leads the conversation to revolve around it because it's the only fucking thing he's capable of talking about.>shitter after 14 yearsuhhh BLACK>3000 hours herald tieruhhhh BLACK>crying like a nigger in turbouhhhh BLACK>cant build fucking lionuhhh BLACK
>>562146964na dota is dying because amerimutts can't do anything that is hard, all they do is complain and get fatter and pissy when thinkings aren't handed to them in a silver platter, the day valve wakes the fuck up and enables the connection between south america and europe just like the wc3 champions did they can turn off the na servers because it'll be completely dead
>>562147064>Insults others>Gets insulted>rants about itk
>turbo shitters posting
>>562147126>rants about how bad NA community is>its 90 percent foreignersI rest my case
shouldn't the white man be able to carry these thirld world shitters out the trench?
>>562147064High IQ racism is where you understand the differences between ethnic groups and that they ultimately are responsible for forming societies. Low IQ racism is thinking every race except yours sucks. He's the latter.
>queers that don't even play posting
>>562147207if whitebois are so superior then why are you getting replaced on your own country? bragging about slavery online but your girlfriend is worshiping black cock on your back
>>562147323the game isn't balanced around turboits as if I came in here crying that I lose constantly in overthrow
>der dotamensch
>>562146608I still buy Radiance on Weaver only when I play against a Broodmother. It's rare but those games are really funny because it confuses both teams.
Why is the thread so active again? A few weeks ago we were getting like 10-20 posts a day.
>>562147505mah bugga
>>562147719surprise surprise, all games are shit and dota 2 is the greatest game ever made, so if you made the terrible decision of being a videogamer you'll eventually come back
>>562147719the turbo loser got dotards riled up
>>562148376he's doing a great job lmfao
>>562147719New patch
>>561998136
anti-mage is fucking garbage. valve. fix him.
>>562149326What happened to him?
>>562150003he was cancelled for being annoying
>>562149994Mana burn should be pure damage.
so whats even the meta nownew items are a nothing burger.people still play like retards.reports still do nothing.
>literal very first creep wave>I the support, trade hits with the enemy support AA>AA switches targets and hits my antimage once>my antimage starts spam pinging mehow do they expect me NOT to grief them when they act like little shits
>>562147719"new" patch
>>562137590>whiner calls others shit>saying "hardstuck" unironicallyHe hurled a baseless accusation at you and you did nothing but validate it.
Lmaoimagine being mad at someone for picking timber in an unranked game
>>562151309reports do a lot. because i started at like 1.1k behavior score. and it's been hell trying to raise it
>>562136624edges of the map have to be constantly checked so batrider, ww, pheonix and other fliers cant just fly out of bounds (same for io ult)creep behavior had to be changed so shaker coudnt stop their path with a single fissureneutral camps had to be moved around just so pudge couldnt hook them near the base and deny a full wave lvl 1illusions had to start giving gold away so pl would stop spamming illusions at the enemy. and later diffusal no longer works on illusions...
>>562147719Neu patch, esports
>>562137401This is missing 2 more losses in a rowGot my MMR back eventually at least
>>562154985DIGITAL SPORTS
>>562147719April fools event
I miss facets
>>562154872Reports do nothing, you got sent to the shithole because you either abandoned games or broke your items.Stop pretending you aren't a toxic faggot.
dota is adding a dedicated jungler role (pos4), isnt it?
>>562154872stop grinding turbo games, it doesn't work anymore
>>562155521I'm at 5k right now, so it must be doing something.>>562155198i literally only ever said horrible things in chathttps://www.opendota.com/players/35406762/wordcloudalmost never abandon. never broke items or int-fed.https://www.opendota.com/players/35406762/wordcloud
>>562155814damn you're going fast, didn't you say you were at 3k last week?
>>562155901I'm getting +200 to +300 every update. idk when i will stop to play ranked. maybe past 9k.
>>562155998just get to 12k and then behave as a human being (pretend you are one) so you can finally enjoy the game
>>562155521>>562155814people arent that nice in turbo actually, but i think the game being short just gives you a smaller chance of crashing out. the best result i got was during the crownfall event. there was a bunch of casuals or people happy to grind the materials, so my score went bananas then. it is mostly stagnant nowadays
>>562156183Monsterhunter was good for that too. Great games for me. Good time to play dota.
>>562156085i will, i started playing dota when i was like 15. and now i'm almost 30. i like to think i'm a little more mature now.
>>562155814>I'm at 5k right now, so it must be doing something.it'll plateau hard at around 6k or so from my experience>>562156183>i think the game being short just gives you a smaller chance of crashing out. it's actually the opposite, turbo has the same report system (with effectively double weight for reports!) but is so ludicrously unbalanced and chaotic that it makes people crash out ten times harder. you know how shitters think regular dota is all won at draft and that they just have no control over whether they win or lose? that's what turbo is actually like.in ranked it was extremely rare for me to find full-on schizos who will add you on steam, stalk your profile, join your guild to shit talk you, etc. in low behavior turbo this is a normal occurrence because, surprise surprise, the only reason to play turbo is if your account is too tanked for ranked.events are an exception to this but they're fleeting
>>562156665Prospects of getting out of the trench are bleak. but i'm not playing fucking deadlock. i refuse to learn new skills.
Hello, today I was playing Sven, the Rogue Knight. I was laning alone against Alleria, the Windrunner and Krobelus, the Death Prophet. First of all I disagreed with being solo against those heroes in the first place but whatever. Anyway, I was having some serious issues with Krobelus, the Death Prophet using her Carrion Swarm ability which sends a swarm of bats to damage her enemies dealing 100/175/250/300 damage with a radius of 110-300 to harass me, as well as Alleria, the Windrunner using her Power Shot ability which causes her to charge a bow shot which deals increasing amounts of damage (120/200/280/360 maximum) depending on how long she charges it and the amount of units it passes through. With all the harass, I could never enter the lane and ran out of consumables very quickly (I am referring to Ancient Tangos of Essifation, and Healing Salves). What can I do about this?
>>562157018Deadlock is pretty easy>t. Eternus rank without effort or hero spamming
>>562157018>but i'm not playing fucking deadlock. i refuse to learn new skills.rest assured you're not missing out. the game lost every ounce of SOVL it had since it went public
>>562157369cucklock is a miserably unfun and low skill game, that's why it's easy, it's meant for dimwits
>>562157369Nah. I Silver ulted onto an Apollo, and he danced around me, double jumping, sliding, for like 2 minutes before he eventually killed me. I'm flinging my mouse around trying to track him.i'm done after that.
>>562155814I had no idea that people had access to what you say in the matches.
It's happening, my loins are burning, my nipples are hard, i gently take my penis out of my pants while i watch Arteezy go mid and build a Midas. I slowly start stroking it up and down. 40 minutes have passed, Arteezy keeps farming non-stop making max usage of the precious Hand of midas, he's the top farmer, i start speeding up, faster and faster, i get impatient and start using both hands. Arteezy is now 6 sloted. Finally he joins the fight, solo, only him, 1v5. Shit starts to go down...one kill, double kill, ultra, RAMPAGE, semen starts pumping up my penis while arteezy all chats about his rampage and ixmike congratulates him with a "grats".
>>562157660Apollo can be a nigger but there's like 5 items that slow faggots like that to a crawl
Basshunter Music Pack never ever
>>562157869All chat is publicly available, yes.
>>562157879kek how ancient is this
>>562157881I'm sure i had slowing bullets and toxic rounds, and it was still insane. it might've changed, i haven't the new update.
>>562158014It's over, if I ever make any friends I'll have to add them in a new account.
>>562157369My friends keep trying to get me into it but I'm the one who doesn't play shootan games, I can't keep up with all of the shit. I'm unironically too high MMR in it because I won by just understanding basic Dota concepts while 80% of the other players were retarded Overwatch kids.
>win game>enemy grief-picking supports bitch at their cores in spanish>and call you "malo"
>>56215801713+ years prolly
>>562157904We don't do music packs anymore
i need to get a knife or gloves from a CS2 case so i can sell it and get all my cool dota 2 items back. i miss all my immortals.
I finally completed upgrading my pc and now I can't bring myself to relearn the game and play again, I find the esports so boring now, idk how can I get myself into the mood again, also I have been wanting to play an mmo lately...
>win lanes too hardAnd then we lose because my retard team doesn't understand that they need to farmThey need to buy proper itemsand they need to not fucking dieWe are pushing at 25 min, with a 15k leadand the RETARDED FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT on puck gets picked off
I wish i could surrender at min 5~ or soAs soon as i see my pos 1 sniper isn't disciplined enough to not die like a retard, I know we can't winUnless i literally 1v9 the game, which is usually impossible
>>562158801Horde has Vulpera now, but i can't figure out how to play as them
permaban turboniggers
>>562158972t. Herald Turbo player
>>562158241I'm a total aimlet with shit accuracy but yeah my dota game sense hard carried me up the ranks
>>562158674We just got Monster hunter music pack recently
I fucking hate ember spirit. Is it hard to play that shit is just so broken if it’s ahead
uninstalled dota, this patch didnt add anything new and only removed things, no being able to refresh bkb annoys me but what really gets me is the new neutral enchants, cant get cast range on heroes like pudge or attack range on anything that isnt agi/universal, the +base atk -atk spd is dogshit, and heroes that i would like to use the reduced atk time cant get it
sex with lina
>>562159953>world contentthat shit was literally shelved from when world got its PC port.It had 0 Wilds references.
>>562160224nothing is hard in this game if you're a little bit good at the game
>>562158803That's the beauty of Dota. it's 5 retards vs. 5 retards. You can lose the laning stage in embarrassing fashion but it's okay because the enemy team is just as dumb as you are and they don't know how to capitalize on an advantageous position. No such thing as "my team is holding me down" , you're all retards.
>>562159181are you an idiot?If i see my cores are stupid fucking feeders, I know there is no possibility of winningThey will ALWAYS THROW when it comes time to do somethingIf one of my cores is competent, then maybe we can win, if not its impossible
MUSIC PACKS DOTA NEEDS>country twangy guitar pack>Mongolian throat singing pack>Danheim music pack
>>562160571It needs russian hardbass
>>562160497So you're not denying it.
has anyone seen the april fools captcha yet?
>>562161017yes I had to pick spacemarine chapter logos
>>562161017that reminds me, i gotta see new Super Mario movie. it's gonna have Fox McCloud in it.
>>562161085im pretty sure all its done is break the captcha, it thought this post was spam 3 or 4 times. id never even known there was a cooldown on how many times you could request a new one
>select the vegetables>it's all fruits except for a pizza>the pizza workedlol
Offlane Razor worked. Finally won a game, hopefully many more to come. You have to be a tank to make it out of herald easily because nobody else is going to initiate fights properly.
>>562161017Suffering from success.
>>562158784If you want to know the secret chinese tech, just buy cheap cases or play enough cs games to get your free cases each week.Then in 3 years you basically never have to pay for a steam game ever again
Kek I don't know who this is
>>562161876Fuck I pasted the wrong thing.
>carry zeusAnd you just can't win at allAnd my pos 4 warlock bought ZERO regen which turned a won lane into a can't kill anyone lane
>>562161925some stupid digimon
>>562161925meguka!
>puck is a pretty lady!
>>562161925Meguka is suffering. Or something I haven't watched the show.
how is this games awoo doing
>>562163339it's going to exist forever, it'll always have a playerbase, you will always be able to find games, they don't and can't make a new moba that would steal players from this game, ever
I miss sheever
>win every lane, but not too hard>safe lane and offlane both build radiance>argue about it>game's hard>you can still disassemble it, and make Nullifier and Halberd>Safe lane goes afk farm in enemy jungle>keeps spamming voice lines>lose game>even the enemy is pissed at his throw>all mass report him>Steam Notification!>it's him leaving profanity on my profile>check other players of the match>same dealDumbfuck got low prio, I take it.
>>562164452He didn't get low priority at all. The report system doesnt work.
>>562164541Then why be so upset about an Action Taken? :^)
I've lost 3 games with SF mid nowWhy do people pick this shitYasha kaya bullshit into losing the game because your a useless farming mid
>>562164597thats completely irrelevant if he got penalized or not its not an indicator, i got hundreds of angry peruvian comments and non of them went to single draft. And I know this because I check dotabuffs.
>>562164728thats 1 peruvian report is worth 1/100th of a normal onegaben told me that personally so you can trust it
>>562164617At least it's not "i will be useless all game and then gatekeep high ground for 25mins until we lose" Sniper
>>562164728How fast did you see that Action Taken appear in feed? Because the game was an hour and three minutes ago, while the swears were posted 54 minutes ago.He's offline now, but I'll keep a tab open with his dotabuff. I'll tell you if his next game is Single Draft Normal.
>>562164974I'm happy to have a sniper if the guy goes proper items
>>562165093Action taken will just be -5 behavior score points, unless you see single draft, dont take it for grantedreport system sucks
>>562165174Eh, -60, actually. Unless you sent an Overwatch report from in game, that comes with a timestamp.
>MY JUGG DIES IN LANE BECAUSE HE HAS A MENTAL ISSUE AND CANT SKILL W
>>562165093>>562165174Damn. He actually played another game, instead of going to bed, and it's Ranked All Pick. What a shame.On the other hand, how salty of a shitbag do you have to be to start leaving profile comments over getting reported for something you absolutely did?
Is playing your role and buying proper items that hard?
>>562167234>"support" Invoker>goes E level 1>goes for agh's and refresher for CataclysmApparently.
Luckily the enemy carry abandoned so I can leave the gamePieces of shit
By the way, how do you determine if someone is "hardstuck" at their rank?
might be me ruining gamesdoubt it though
>>562167469When you are a "jack of all trades" versatility connoisseur that plays every hero, you reach a plateu where the game filters you out for being a bottom of the barrel time waster
Imagine being Tsunami's size and seeing Sheever's melons from his perspective basically every event.
>>562169667It's certainly the most reliable way to get stuck. What if I'm looking at someone who is a nearly permanent support, but struggles to reach 49% winrate? Even on their best role?And another who is perpetually below 49% in ranked? But has 51% on their main role?
>Viper offlane, Veno pos4>they keep killing people and ignoring objectives, just going back to jungle>"guys we need to push fast, your picks aren't good for late game">they report and mute me>their power window diminishes and they start getting picked apart>instead of getting utility they get more dmg>I blink in and collect the kills whilst trying to solo push>veno buys back, smokes and rushes to place aggressive wards, he dies immediately and gets dewarded>I've already solo cleared the t3s and barracks on top>they're now pushing top collectively>?????????>i continue chasing objectives while the mongrels wander cluelessly>we win after 75minsThe game is in fact 9vs1 and you will never convince me otherwise. I am the only constant and it will always be like that.
My dumbass decided to carry all the way to Roshan only to give it to a Lycan that proceeded to feed for 15 minutes straight and do the only thing possible that could've happened to lose. If I took that Roshan fast enough we could've won it man.
How do you get people to actually end games in low mmr? Holy shit I can be as ahead as I can be but it doesn't matter when nobody takes objectives with me.
>>562170214The really good players read patch notes and abuse OP heroes and items before everyone else and once the retards start catching up it's too late because everything was hotfixed. That's why you can't just main a hero and keep playing him. You have to abuse the system and then move on to the next broken hero. Some guy in the previous thread said "3rd game in a row where we lose because our mid was SF" ,and he's right, it doesn't matter how good you are, if you play SF in your real skill bracket you will stop ranking up. Simply because you're not one step ahead and abusing broken heroes.
>>562171126Buddy, please... I'm looking at Crusaders and Archons. Not Divines and Immortals. I'm trying to develop a general understanding of stats.I'm not actually talking about myself. I was always 50%+ player, and my recalibration to 1,4k from 1k three months ago wasn't a fluke, I am at 2.2k now. I just need to know how to recognize if I plateau's or not. Eventually, anyway.
what's going on with meepo? winrate going up every day and now 57%
>>562171570>Apr. 1Hmm
>>562171570apparently it's consecrated wraps working on all of them nowi have barely played and haven't encountered it though
>>562144184Dead By Daylight.Quite literally the worst game I've ever played.It should be used by the CIA as a torture method.
I genuinely don't understand how Juggernaut had 12 kills when he played like a drooling retard.>Gee, I wonder which Juggernaut out of this pile of Illusions is the real one, could it be the one who just ulted?I don't understand Bane's thought process either, using Nightmare on the Juggernaut WHILE I'M FUCKING DUELING HIM!Also LC is basically just Lady Axe now.
>>562171429It applies to every rank. Just see this for reference:>>562171570They found a loophole and are abusing another broken hero. You plateau the moment you start thinking broken heroes dont matter and you just have to "give it your best".
>>562171936>using Nightmare on the Juggernaut WHILE I'M FUCKING DUELING HIM!noobs use any cc like this when they need to "stun". Another example would be WWs ult
>>562171936jugger is one of the most braindead heroes in the game. extremely privileged
>>562172209But I thought he was semi-complex and played by mainly stupid people who think he's just Garen, and then they tank his wr because they keep using Blade Fury to farm waves.
>>562172358whats complex about jugger?literally free bkb and an ult that one-hit ko people early and late gameoh also, did you play poorly and in lane and got pushed out? just fully heal with ward loli actually hate his design, stupid af
>>562172501You'd be surprised how difficult of a concept Juggernaut is for some people.
gentlemen, i have once again been gatekept out of the game with this new patch which introduced a shitload of stutters and hanging on my i5-4570 + gt 1030 optiplex. this was some random bug fix patch and it's totally different from when i played last night, and not some big patch like 7.00 which changed the entire map. that patch was the one which made me upgrade from my ancient i3-3110m + intel 4000 HD graphics to slightly less ancient i5 laptop with hd530 graphics
>>562171570Sange Yasha + Wraps makes him stupid fast and tanky to the point you don't need blink.With drums you're basically perma hasted
visage is strong you should pick him
>>562167469grandmaster hero in <6k
>>562175313>micromanaging, tryharding and winning lane while my safelaner takes 21mins to make a battlefury and then proceeds to stay in jungle for 99% of the gameNo thx, only wardslaving and dying all game. Ain't putting any effort into this pointless game.
>Bulldog has gone from 7k to 8.5k by playing like 2 ranked games a day in a few weeksHow good is bulldog? Why doesn't he treat the game more seriously and make actual money streaming?
>>562176928why do you play then
>>562177803>more seriously he is a retired pro, what does he have to gain from "getting serious"
>>562178451money, if he put some effort into his streams he would get 2-3x more viewers that would mean 3 times more money
>>562178685yeah, you seem to care more then he does
>>562178756What¨s the point of this comment? Why are you upset because I was wondering why your favorite streamer is a wash up hack?
>>562178883what is the point of your comments, you are extremely vague around what "effort" you expect him to make, and now you are pushing emotions on me cause im not just agreeing with youif you think bulldog is a washed up hack then why are you trying to give him advicea lot to unpack here
>>562179038I was talking about bulldog (dota related) and you started to get offended and attack me personally when I answered your question. Stick to the discussion next time.
>>562179240ah yes, the great personal attack of "you care"you still havent elaborated on what effort he could make, so if you truly want to discuss dota, stop focusing on me and discuss
>>562179356I'm not replying with a proper answer because you are clearly not interested in a proper discussion evidently by your reply when I answered your other question.
>>562179453>i want to discuss dota>but i dont want to discuss dota since you arent taking me seriously enoughok have it your way
>reeeee why doesnt this washed-up hack do what i wanttttttt>think of all the money he could make!!!!!the pinnacle of dotard discussion
Have you ever had a "prodigy" phase where you turned out to be exceptionally good with a hero you don't normally play?
>>562179647yes, i played ld at such a high level it won me tibut that was 12 years ago and now im bored with dota despite random people insisting i play more
>>562179702based anathan pham
veno doing a 5 man vessel should feel like bullshit but it still feels like he doesnt do anything
time to spam veno pos 5 all day and rush vessel + hex
>if you put more effort in you could make more moneypowerful stuff
wtf is this captcha
>>562179647there was a time when i took a 1 year break from dota to play more RTS stuff and then came back and was magically good at all the micro heroes
>>562177803his re-entry into twitch is giving him a honeymoon phase where people are watching him again. the reason why he left twitch in the first place was because his viewership was being diluted between gorgc/sing/everyone else and kick gave him a 95% cuthis viewership should normalize again down to the lower thousands in a month or two
>>562178685you must be from a money worshipping culturebulldog is a swede so he probably values free time and doing what he likes over moneyits like how every swedish game dev goes on a series of 2 month vacations as soon as they land on any kind of success
Guys I don't know how many 70 minute games I have left in me. The map is way too big, too much stuff going on. Can't we just push and end instead? Why do I have to go for tormentor, why do I have to go for wisdom shrine, why is rosh on the other side of the map, just end the game pls...Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>>562184330anime mirana sang an aislop song about this
It's beentaking so fucking long to find a game lately
>>562172501>press button wrong once>die >look at RNG wrong once>die
>>562188364spin cancel when
juggernoob really gonna argue that playing badly makes you die....
Another day another veno win
>>562169667What's wrong with being versatile? I honestly do not have a role, I just play whatever is left and try my best.
>Pagina 10
>p10
its too easy for venteezy you guys
d2g autosaged...
Fucking 30 fps every lategame teamfight. Think I'll switch back to direct x, vulkan isn't for me
>>562190937the mechanics of the game subtly push you towards one-tricking a powerful hero so that you can learn all the 6 gorillion matchups and itemization options you have available to you. after all this is a game where you can lose on the spot because you didn't know about a specific interaction between 2 heroes. the best way to optimize your chances of winning are by removing this instant loss element and just grinding out 1 gazillion games. i am a versatile player myself but admittedly even i win the most when i spam 1 heroas for why that guy specifically hates it, idk. i think he's probably a low iq hero puddle player himself and he thinks knowing how to play everything is gay or something
>be me>die>ping nearest teammateI wouldn't have it any other way.
>jump on doctor>force staffs out>catch up to him, multi-casks me next to neutral camp>catch up to him, he glimmer capes>pop my dust>voodoo switcheroo>paralyzing casks me again>catch him again, he pops rod of atos>glimmer capes again>paralyzing cask>oh yea he's also at full health thanks to voodoo restoration>what's that I finally killed him?>joke's on me, his gris gris bag is now full of goldYou will never convince me this shit ain't rigged against cores.
cant wait to get out of the shadow pool by 2031 my behavior score is surely going up!
>>562203571Play unranked and you'll be matched up with pretty much anyone.
>>562200114based and beepilled
>>562173612Does it do that while your menu screen is on the main menu or in your inventory trying to load hats? One of the things that drop framerate is the game trying to load hats infinitely or something. I don't know if they ever fixed it. Try just clicking around to different tabs like the Heroes tab to see if the stutters go away. It's not a guarantee but that's usually the only reason I get big slowdowns.
>>562202470>has all those items>still has gris grisYour fault for being bad
>>562202470>didn't buy Nullifier>get cucked 3+ times>act like it's not your faultUh-huh.
got baited by the liquipedia april fools where every team logo became cartoonish
>>562204873i do a few things to minimize the background screen impact. "learn" screen is one while i also try to delete old event stuff which is safe to get rid of and limiting FPS to match my 60hz office monitorbut i realize now a lot of the performance quirks are due to the games being unoptimized and asking for too much processing power
Are new accounts 12k behavior already or do they start lower?
holy uncge
>no april fool's patchdead game
>>562202470>4 other people didn't collapse on you and kill you this entire timemade-up story
idgi this update should have saved dotawhat happened?
idk if i wanna spend my money on video games or save it for gas money. i guess if i have video games i barely have to leave the house. so that saves on gas money.
>>562210212It's probably one of the Herald Turbo posters. Could be real.
>>562210614Hey, man, not that guy, but there's been a lotta turbo hate going on ITT. I don't think that's cool. If you got a problem with turbo, then take it to valve for adding it. I double queue Normal + Turbo, because it helps me find matches way faster.
>>562210614I am literally in herald and you cannot fight anybody for more than 5-10 seconds without the entire team jumping on youI don't even bother getting near anybody I can't dumpster because taking a skirmish is just killing yourself.
Get off the games and get a job.
>>562211714ok schwab
>>562207878doom having everyting be 666 not funny enough for you?
YOU'LL COME BACKAS DICE AND DOMINOS
>>562210979I'm that guy, that will TP to whatever lane is being dived
>>562211714its my first day as unemployed in like 7 years im gonna life off neetbux at least until after summer
i know this game is rigged because who the freak bans ET
>>562211714almost done for the day, spent more time not working than actual workfinna get on that ranked grind when I get home
>>562217552why the hell do you think the game has "random" bans?
Why do some heroes have Russian voicelines and some don't?
>>562206639You start at 10k.
lmao this prophet holding the enemy hostage by spamming ulti for 2 hours
>>562219314qrd?
>>562221337see >>562219314
>>562221489qrd?
>>562221337https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Nature%27s_Prophet
>>562221597qrd?
>>562221597this is so bad, doesn't even list his skills>>562221337rapier has a spell damage mode making his ult instakill all creeps in vision
>>562222923thank you for explaining, i never played natures prophet so i didnt really understand how he could hold the enemies hostagethe enemies cant end the match because the towers restore health when enemy creeps are not nearby right
uh dotards?
>>562219314Just tested it. This shit doesn't even clear the late game catapults or do that much damage.
>>562224282you ward camps to increase dmg
>>562224248Iran can't access the internet to play dotka
>>562224393The NP is still, effectively, naked. Unless his team is right behind him, and also fed(unlikely, since he keeps ulting creeps) one smoke gank with an Orchid feeds the enemy 5 rapiers.
>>562224589i didn't watch that much but the enemy had a techies toohttps://www.opendota.com/matches/8753142251
>start working out>get sort of SWOLE>play dota>die in the game>start flexing>look at my biceps and triceps>bad feeling goes awayyeah I'm thinking that no matter what happens in this shit game I still have my gains at the end of the day.
>>562115797You have two ways of getting right on top of squishy heroes. Even with just i manta im finding that i can get free his in with that new ability.
>>562226098there are no squishy heroes, supports receive forcestaff glimmer and infinite tps for free at 10 minutes
>tune in to RTZ stream>all he does is whine and bitch about how everyone is so toxic and meanIsn't he one of the most toxic players?
>>562228889No. He is a White Man in a shitbrown game and he's realizing it.
>>562228889he's washed, no one watches his stream anymore because all he does is whine and mid plays, he should move on with his life
>>562228889hes mellowed out like every other dota streamer
I wish envy would come back now that he doesn't care about the game
>>562229513wish Iran should bomb his house in dubai
>no iranian queuing>game quality skyrockets
>>562229513Doesn't he still hang out with his dota "friends"?
You think that if I ask my supports to make stacks for me to farm they'll actually do it? I'm scared to ask because I don't want them to go ballistic and ruin
>>562229807you think those niggas can afford WS tickets
>>562230504I'm not a mutt so I have no idea what that is.
is he hard stuck? imagine spending your whole life to dota and not being able to rank up
how do people even lose lane to lion mid
>>562231963No long range harass and depend on mana?
>>562231628he realized all he needs to do is scream like a monkey and people will pay his rent so that's all he's going to do for the rest of his life, exactly the same as singsing and admiralbulldog
mason should try harder, he could make more money
>>562232127literally just hit him
>>562232129I wish singsing strim'd more dota.https://youtu.be/FsBZhvYIIkg?t=390
>>562231628RANK 5 THIS WEEK OR I QUIT FOREVER (real no jestergoon)
what are the best heroes for goonmaxxing?
>>562232814pudge, undying
>>562232512>reddit ing ing
>>562232814every single female hero except brood
>>562233040>*Thing* is reddit!Shut your dumbfuck ass up, NPC.
>>562233161Fun fact: sorapoi completely dissapeared off the internet.
>>562233843What, like T'soni?
>>562233308>posting proto wojak-man
what have they done to timbersaw ;_:
dota died when they banned tobi for offering synderen's wife a glass of water
>>562235451maybe he shouldn't be a snake
>>562233843Gone for a few months so he's gone forever, yeah sure
>>562233956I dont know but he hasn't posted in months.
>>562233843didn't they post some deadlock artor was that riko
>>562235980latter
>>562235980Sorapoi has done some deadlock art
>>562236196they all abandon us for deadlock in the end
>>562225649pretty much this lol
>>562236431>>562236431>>562236431
