>Download - Android/iOS/PChttps://nikke-en.com/index.html>General Info/FAQ for New Playershttps://rentry.org/NikkeInfo>Additional Linkshttps://rentry.org/nikghomeALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9 (KOREA TIME)>Update on March 19https://nikke-en.com/newsdetail.html?content_id=a1ffdf10aaa16a4ccaa96aaacadf61480c22>Developer's Note: March 2026https://nikke-en.com/newsdetail.html?content_id=835e7b26a7fafa4df8ab738a81b2b9f6aa3a>Current Events2X2 LOVE - March 19 ~ April 9Co-Op: Chatterbox - March 27 ~ March 29>Upcoming EventsTBA>Current Special RecruitsArcana: Fortune Mate - March 19 ~ April 9>Upcoming Special RecruitsTBA>Current Costume PassesZwei: Spring Stroll [Mission Pass] - March 1 ~ March 31Privaty: Sharp Lesson [Costume Gacha] - March 19 ~ April 9Vesti Tactical Upgrade: Pure Beginner [Event Pass] - March 19 ~ April 9Viper: Punky Street [Event Pass/Razer Collab] - March 26 ~ April 16>Upcoming Costume PassesSora: Spring Flight [Mission Pass] - April 1 ~ April 30Clay: Cheer Up Training [Login Event] - April 2 ~ April 30>CodesMILLIONCOMMANDERS (04/30/2026)Previous: >>562052458
Quency is cute!
>>562093308she is a qtpatootie
>>562093198WOW
SHE WONSHE FUCKING WOOOOOOON
>>562092637there's giggling but it's low pitched
MORE SHIFTY FOOT SEX IN THE APRIL OF 2026
>>562093198
>>562093482>90% of times you're alone with her you just drinkThis is pretty sad
*sucks pacifier villainously*
Never forget
>>562093647
41 year old office lady
>>562093634
I love my wife alice
>>562094061>(Fixed the bug from last time's Rapi cosplay where there was no sex)
>>562093470
>>562094076the picture in the back with the stock pictures of commander and the counters is rather funny
>>562094061>>562094216>even the dude is limp
>>562093647>>562093862they're just gonna do this for a day let these designs rot?
Log in now to claim you're FREE Event Pass level my lord...
>>562093198>Would MLB>Shiftup treats it as a joke character
>>562094076Diamonds. I am diamonds.
>>562094615fucking hell I don't have space or money for these
Global Union PANTSUUU has a spot available and we are looking for new members to fill. Be part of the best /nikg/ superunion today!PANTSUUU - need one 581+ player with good invested Nikkes.PANTSUU2 - fullPANTSUU3 - need 2 new players, any level.Make sure you add nikg in your profile so we know you're from here
>>562094076TUMESCENT
you guys wouldn't fuck shifty would you?
>>562093662I like how they wrote it, in one of the route they spell out they should do without but they're both bitches
>>562095448RELEASE HER
>>562095448how can the most sexiest character in the entire game just die?
>>562095681People die when they are killed.
>>562095338I won't fuck a woman I can't trust.
>>562093482
>>562095916Viperbros...
>>562095338there's a 50% chance she's Syuen so yes
Confirmed
>>562095916thats when you rape
>>562095432That's why I loved TxP's real ending though. Felt great to see them aside the aid of alcohol and embrace love.
Ahiru don't forget you're a duck
>>562096136what is it?
>>562096260shuba
>>562093482>Perfect MaidKino>ColorlessKino>Memories TellerKino>2x2 LoveAbsolutely kinoHow does she do it?
Did they forget about liberation? Surface mode? Is most of the money going towards new nikker costume designs, vas and lewd chibis???
>>562096512Miku genes
>>562096435I don't know, but it's confirmed
>>562096628shiggidy swag, what's in the bag?
>>562096628>money is going towards stuff that makes them more moneynot surprised
>>562096628most money is going towards their new game bro
I can't believe I'm actually going to have spare rolls going into maids
>>562096628They indefinitely hiatus'd surface mode after no one particularly liked it
>>562096628>liberation>outpost>surface mode>coopAnything else
>>562096825>maidsBut we already had our maid event...?
she had wonned
>>562097000They tried adding a new coop boss once...
She's always wanted to do this but can't believe she's actually doing it
>>562096628Surface mode is "on hold" until 2028. Which is just a way to say they canned it and they are hoping people memoryhole it. Companies have a hard time saying "shit failed" so they just cancel stuff this way. Don't count on liberation coming back either, people try to glorify it but it had a very mild reception since you took months to get a powercrept Nikke, and SU never gifts good Nikkes.
kek
Every single April Fools, I am a Shiftyfag for one day
>>562097954damn, couldn't get a suitcase big enough for her?
>>562097954Who sat on your Cindy
>>562094292>>562093470Sex with human females
>Level 650~ vs level 450~ cheer>One's full on Crownmaxxing with her as the pic and her frame>The other's full on arenamaxxing with an arena frame>Against my better judgement and gut instinct I go with the arenamaxxer>Find out just now my cheer streak broke>Before this I accidentally picked the wrong option in her counsel sessionFORGIVE ME MY KING I'M BUT A FOOL
>>562081279I got you, bwo.https://files.catbox.moe/66k107.mp4Bonuses:https://files.catbox.moe/ec0vds.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/5ha491.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/iucaii.mp4
Can we have 1 thread without brap and scat posting?
How can you say you love her if you won't even eat her poop
Don't open those!
I'm tired, boss
I opened the Crust and I thrusted
>>562098886I can't imagine ever doing this shit lmao
>>562098886
It's just hotglue. Am I just weird for not finding it that weird? I mean this is kind of an odd place for it but...Maybe I spent too much time on pink boards
>>562093482SHE FARTEDSHE FUCKING FAAARRRRRTEEEEED
>>562099369You wouldn't do it to the 500 dollar super sext Nikke figure you bought?Why even spend the money?
Which nikke aside from Rei and Cr*w would post the most heinous, disgusting catbox links on Ark 4chan?
>>562099593I own those figures and I don't really want to make them dirty
>>562099572Robots don't fart or poop
>>562099635Jackal because Viper said it would be funny
>don't mind me, just releasing toxic gas ITT
Shift Up better give her a Moran/Privaty-tier treasure.
Yamero
>>562099697They make them with people using them in mind.
>>562099710Explain Anis
>>562099373GET IN THE JAR
>>562099635Label on purpose, Phantom on accident.Privaty to honeypot CG threats.
>>562099798You should know by now that all treasure kits are run through an RNG machine.
>>562099798Sex with Sora's butt
>>562098895Nyo this is a general for Nikke bodily functions
gugugaga x doro official collab
>>562100312 April Fools 2027
Is everyone jerking off?
>>562101040hmmmmmaybe later depending on how good is the event
>>562101040of course, you wanna join?
>>562101040Yeah thinking about (you)
Global WANGERS (33386) is recruiting, 2 spot available don't forget to put nikg in your profile when sending an application.
I'm quitting this general for good. See you tomorrow.
>>562101040Not now. Gonna spill my seed to the best blue latter.
crust show dick
>>562100250Holy shit
Remember when Polipets used to have group jerk off sessions?Good times.
>>562101415>cute blue shifty made
>>562101415>big nikke loveYes
>>562101395Nikke should collab with Touhou.ZUN should guest compose a few boss fights.
>>562101415>sex nikke bad
>>562101415>massive Nihilister bond>Neon ass game>(dead Moran>Mekami SKK sex>Dorothy making single joke
>>562099798The Wings of Victory?>>562099798Whoever was in charge of designing Spring Flight seems to be aware of her popularity, it could happen.
>>562101512>cute blue shifty made die
It's retarded i have to download this big ass game to my shitty 128 GB storage iPhone just to buy shit because the PC version doesn't support Apple Pay.
>>562101415>head hours jackal wife>neon ass game>cum kill literally>around women nice>viper gay
When is the /nikg/ figure bukkake meet up and whose figurine are we cumming on?Crown? Privaty? Cinderella? Or someone else?
>>562101040
>>562101415>Privaty based
>>562102301Rei
>nikke cum tributes and zalgo nikke posts in last threadwhat have i stepped into
>>562102301tomorrow, bring your own figure and then we will vote for the winner
>>562101635Touhou is even more irrelevant than SAO Persona and Steins;Gate.
I'm not hot gluing my $1000 statue, you freaks.
>>562102606Touhou is getting a new game this year and got a new game last year.Cry more though.
>/nikg/ cum-off competitionThe coolest cumshot wins 100 dollars worth of gems. I expect to see 360 trickshots followed into headshots.
I'm hot gluing my Privaty body pillow.
>>562102741Pics for proof you own one?
just buy a 5 dollar knockoff figurine from doroexpress bro it's not that hard
>>562102741You spent $1000 just to look at something?
>>562101415>rapi real
>/nikg/>cum poop and farts general
>>562102301Rapi obviously
I have been sent two different unsolicited cum tributes of my OC. I have no clue why and im not really a fan.
>>562102990I'm not gross, I just want to drink Crust's pee.
>>562102741Are you a Cindy fag? What kind of fag are you?
>the Isabel waifufag is forced to bring his expensive figure
>>562102839SG is getting a new game too, you aren't special.
For me, its Crust's Crusty little bumhole
Chubi? Feebee chubi!
rather than a figure, shouldn't you pour your semen in your girlfriend's vagina ?
>>562101415>blue sex
>>562095860Nice
>>562103295IT TAKES PAIN TO MAINTAIN
>>562102606But unlike those Touhou is good.
>>562103295my what
/nikg/ livestream group fapGayest general.
>>562103295how does one obtain this
>>562103295my girlfriend does not like to be cummed in...
>>562103524It's only gay if our tips touch
>>562103295>girlfriend's vaginawhere do they sell these
>>562103524>noir looking at /nikg/ penises
>>562103598Anon...
Nikke x FF14 collab soon.
I saw that
>>562103043Your OC looks like...?
>>562104137
>>562102990It all started with Anis, it will end with her guaranteed.
>>562104535You could never hide that shiny bald head
>>562103110I was considering buying this one but something about her face that doesn't sit well with me
>>562104802It's the nose, it looks bordeline kemono.
for my ojisan broshttps://x.com/MEGANIKKESTORE/status/2038926780820496824?s=20
>>562103524It's only gay if you catch feelings for your nikg bros
>>562104919Why would I want to look like a girl
how come there are no catgirls in this game
>>562104919headphones fuck up your ears and your skull>>562105306bro???
>>562101415>skk sex nikkes
>>562104919>Alice whispers directly in your ear.Damn shift up gatekeeping my Alice asmr
Noise STINKS (compliment)
Crow alt doko
>>562105818your gf doko ?
>>562105381>and your skullDrink some milk puttybones
AhhI get it nowAll of this gay thread is an elaborated prank as an April Fool's jokeI ALMOST fell for it guysBut I got YouLike, I was really starting to believe you were "that" kind of nikkaBut thanks the Goddess it was just a harmless joke
>>562101415>upcoming massive nihilister bond
>>562106484People shot loads of cum on pics and figures of Nikkes as a joke?
>>562106509>meidotrashedit is our good luck that Nihilister won't be degraded by such a shit fetish
it's up
instead she'll be degraded by digestion
>>562106991what nikkes are those on the right
>>562107074Zwei (Graduated) and Logey (Maid)
>>562106821True.But she will get a bunny outfit to coincide with Jussy's bunny outfit and Guilty's bunny alt
Nihil Vore...
Should I buy Vesti's skin?
>>562107862no
>>562107862buy sora
>>562107862buy it if you have money to spend and you would like to have her
>>562107862she is ugly, weak and ugly
>>562108089go to school tomorrow
Feels like a waste that Vesti has crazy underboob on her chibi with the new skin but you can't see it on any of her 2D models at all
Does anyone has an image of the complete diagram for routes in this event?
>>562105537wtf it can't end like this, where is the rest
>>562108463a lot of gugugaga content is sadly misery porn
Balls deep in Centi.
>>562108089shut up eunwha
Johan's brogina
It's amazing how powerful a single redhead in this game of two redheads is.
>>562109096>dies>is immediately forgotten
https://files.catbox.moe/w3qjx8.webm
Tercera "graduated"
I'm not opening any more catboxes today
>>562109461This is just slop
okay, but why her hips are so wide
>>562109769To cyberbirth better
>>562109393>immediately forgotten>meanwhile I just made a post>making a post requires remembering>remembering is the opposite of forgetting
>>562107862it's kinda boring, i'd skip this time around 2bh
>>562109769Built for breeding
https://www.goodsmileus.com/products/goddess-of-victory-nikke-nendoroid-cinderella-figure?_pos=2&_sid=59aca2541&_ss=rbuilt for hotgluing
>>562110043Rei
>>562109461lame, at least make her naked or something
Does the april fools event actually start on april 1st reset or in like...8 hours?
>>562110486At reset
>>562109769To seduce SKK
Privaty has a dumb smile
>>5621104868 hours
>>562110043Anon
>>562110720it's very punchable isn't it
>>562110161I would cum a million loads on Elegg's ass.
Not gonna lie, kinda hot
>>562110486at reset, which is in 8 hours
>>562105537more
>>562105537>EndslopI just quit that game, and this crap was certainly the worst part of it.
Absolute swap
>>562110914you'll love this onehttps://www.orzgk.com/product/dodomo-studio-elegg-seaside-holiday-goddess-of-victory-nikke/
Log in for 2 Sora pass levels
>>562111346Emma cute
>>562111346What happens when a pile of shit is swapped with another pile of shit?
>been speedreading for like 2 hours>still like 20% leftI think a VN event with one part would be fine...
>>562111648I'll make sure to complain that it was too long.
>>562110161do not cum on the potato
>>562111648I'll make sure to complain that it was too short.
It's time for some good old school rape.
>>562111648They gave you three weeks, bwo. It's not that long.
>>562111648I'll make sure to complain
>>562111648I think the real issue is that it's so shallow that reading through it feels like a chore. It's great that they're trying out new things, though.
Should I buy the Sora skin?
>>562112130If you want.
>>562112084She's been raping your nostrils with her braps all event so its only fair.
>>562095681I just refuse to belive she is fully dead.
brapniggers need to be crystal chamber'd.
Is the ark an allegory for Korea and how women and feminism force men to cage their true selves? Most male npcs seem to fantasize about toasters too but there's a human woman there to chimp out every time it happens.
>>562112084I saw one girl play through the bad end 9 and she was really turned off by it. It was the hottest one and that dumb bitch almost froze up
>>562112084I love that her two lines of MMMMHM during this are voiced
>>562112336That's just how femoids are
>>562112336If other men want to have sex with Nikkes it puts me in a bad spot.
>>562108318Anyone?
>nikke 2 is realHoly fucking kino
>>562112336>feminists REEE because of male attention>male attention turns away from them>feminists REEE harderI don't understand
>>562112736
time to bow chika wow wow
cute
NIKKERSTHIS SHIT IS GAYSEE YOU NEXT THREAD
Well, time for my daily simulation.
>>562112336It's a critic for multiple thingsThe entertainment industry backed by shady secrets and involved in crimes (tetra)The military acting above the law (Elysion) (and also involved in crimes and division through society)The tech area having no morals and thinking they are above everyone else (missilis)The CG having no respect for their own soldiers (both Commanders and Nikkes)Yeah the Ark is an allegory for Korea but it has nothing to do with feminism
Chibis won.
!
rapi is gonna love those
>the shift up dev who worked hard on the joke unit that will disappear after today
why is there underwear in my free credits shop?
>>562113497Rapi!
>>562113497>401401Kinda expensive...
HOLY BACKGROUND
>Making me have to fight Kraken a second time this weekThe joke has gone too far...
Funny that you can refresh the store and miss the Mecha Shifty panties forever
Somehow, EVA returned...
i was hit with sex as soon as i entered
>>562113537They really should just add them as free units that work normally outside the event. What a fucking waste of good work that people genuinely enjoy and won't be able to see ever again. It would cost them practically nothing too.
wtf mekami shifty's weapon is so cool
Do I buy? I'm scared
AIIEEEEE
bros.... she is too sex...
Oh shit
Panty smells like wd40
>>562114067>Centi is safeAre we sure...?
>>562113840Thanks
>>562113945whats happening
BROS GO DO YOUR INTERCEPTION
>>562114241
>>562114254Not only am I responsible for this, but it will happen again.
>it's actually eva collab part 3BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED!!!
not this shit again
>>562112130Use my method on checking if a skin is worth it.1: Do you like the character?2: Do you use the character a lot?3: Is it an improvement or good standalone skin?For example, Crown.Everything is a Yes, a powerful yes.A second example, Emma.1: Yes2: No3: YesTherefore I didn't get it.
DIESEL WHERE ARE YOU GOING
>>562114390does everyone get 7 or does it pick the highest you've ever done? got 7 too
>updated counters in april foolsGoddamn, I guess everything will be up to date going forward
>>562114741To her home planet (she will die on the way there)
>Chainsaw Man's ending was actually a fake ending>It restarted today on April FoolsFujimoto what the FUCK
I want to live on Planet Shifty
Who could be behind the last one...
>>562114787will try again to see if it goes to 8
>>562114254that's an improvement
flat mekami shifty...
>>562115076I hate Oinkk...
This Shifty is way too slutty.I think Kim is getting desperate.EoS soon mayhaps?
>1 RockThanks Exia...
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXX
best event in the game
>>562115397They make millions every month selling a handful of really shitty vtuber models. This game might outlive you.
Is Shifty a bad guy? Afaik Gaogaigar is a good guy.
STEAKS
>>562116284the seed joke is 10/10
I'm going insane
>>562116306FUCK YOU EGGMAN THAT WAS MY WIFE
>>562116284This goonbait pornmeat slut makes me really horny
what does diesel do?
>>562116392>helm's final sentenceBluedev.. I kneel
>>562116284That pregnancy edit was true...
>>562114493I would take a third Eva collab over Persona or Steins;Gate.
Any way to keep my Mekami lobby after the event ends or is this supposed to be the funny joke?
>her face when
>>562116721when I tell her I'm a virgin
>>562116721>What do you mean you can't cum after the 13th time today
they should at least keep the chibi/SD for encounters
>>562116636She waves
>>562116701>putting the bar that lowIs this supposed to be a compliment?
giwtwm
>>562116721When she sees my peanus weenus :)
>>562114453>dude firepower lmaoI thought Neonfags said she was a good character now
>>562116906lol'd hard
April fools a skip?
>>562116701Say what you will about EVA but its an iconic anime, influential and changed the face of anime forever. I had to ask Siri what was Stens Gate and Persona is garbage.
ROBUTTZ has two spots open for active NA players of any level. I want to buy whoever wrote this April Fools event a beer. /Nikg/ in your profile message is a must when you apply so we know you can read.
>>562117225Mmmmm nyo
>>562117279applied
>>562117225It's kino
>new bgm on the log in screenBros, I’m quite certain ShiftUp intended to hire Ichiro Mizuki to do that new log in bgm, he did and even on Granblue and it was glorious, rest in peace aniki
fuck GIVE ME MY FLAT CHESTED SHIFTY
>>562093634Is this really in the game?
>>562116721She put too much trust into that fart
>>562117250>I had to ask Siri what was Stens GateDumb newfag, why should anyone listen to your opinion?
>Ultraman parodyShift Up devs are showing their boomer selves again...
>>562117529yes, happened last year
>>562117659Nikke is the boomer gacha, zoomer.
Dogged
>>562117552I know what EVA is at least while Steins Gate is old boomerslop nobody even talks about today. You might as well dig up a dusty relic like Madoka Magical or Gosick at that point to collab.
KEKPI
>>562117250>I had to ask Siri what was Stens Gate and Persona is garbage>>562117250The zoomer takeover is here and things will only get worse.
>>562117886You just know...
I feel like I need an FAQ about what is on my home screen right now. I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Shift Up is moving different in 2026
>>562116636She likes to run trains.
>>562117927ENCOUNTAH!!!
>>562117503Should've gotten JAM project instead
You just know...
>>562117886>>562118153sex
>>562117910>Eva released 1995>Steins Gate released 2011>Steins Gate is old boomerslopplease keep your retarded opinions to yourself
NOOOOOOO
I skipped.
This turned into a hgame
HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!! SKK is being FORCED into an AMAZON position by Mekami Shifty?! And she is DRAINING ALL of his SEED?!?! I'VE GOTTA SEE THIS!
>>562118352
>>562118381SKK is literally putting his seed inside her
please respect my lobby settings and get this bitch and ear-grating music off menu screen
>chibishitI hate it
>chibishitI don't have any strong opinions on it
diesel bros...
>when you plant your seed too fast
>>562118252Someone in dev team had to play Gal Guardians or Momodora
AIIIEEEESHE OPENED HER EYES (AGAIN)
Maybe Bluedev = Mecha Shifty
I lost it
Holy mog
i didn't care about shiftyi didn't care about syueni didn't care about meka shiftybut guys, if they don't fucking let me pull a permanent mekami shifty, i'm going egg kim's house
>>562118997
I'm going to start saying this
Remember to do as he says.
>we canonically crampied helmDamn
i cared about shiftyi cared about syueni cared about meka shiftybut guys, i don't care about mekami shifty anni can't come soon enough
>>562094615Goddamn...That looks beautiful.
>>562119239what the
>>562119150imagine Mekami Shifty sitting on Shifty
>>562096803What happened to project witches btw?Any news?
>>562119239Kek
>we get blueballed from spankingI knew there was going to be something shitty about this event.
>>562119150I must confess Mekami Shifty's height has me acting up, it makes me wish I was regular Shifty (not in a tranny way) and being mogged by big Shifty.
>>562119554Now goes by Project Spirits. Slotted to release next year. Is an rpg gacha inspired by E33. Most of it was done outsourced to China.
>>562119421NINJA SLAYER reference. You're not a knower.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW-Qkfzb5pQ
>>562119710kino
A writer who worked on chapter 44 wrote this
>>562119554
>>562119849The wise mekami shifty said that something like that never happens
>>562119914project sloppa...
They're acting like I don't fuck everyone already.
>The chapter titles are all various mecha references and then just a random Ninja Slayer referenceCool. I loved how they threw in a quick Last Shot reference from Gundam 0079 as well.
Man, they always come up with good april fool's stuff.
>>562119684I'm gonna cum
MAAAAAAAAAXXXXXNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
he's literally me
for what exactly??
>>5621193481/4th scale figureprobably costs like $800 before shipping
>Counters where hiding in your shower, all naked, to prank you>ya blew itgod fucking dammit
I guess Helm treasure is canon now.
kekaroo
>>562120578we boned her twice, the other was with her summer alt
>>562113961>>562114493QRD?
you just know...
That one Deltafag must be really happy with all this screentime in events
giving my seed to mekami shifty
Don't let her near your banana.
>>562120932MAX WATCH OUT
i know that feel
>>562121090
Holyshit bluedev
Didnt expect these niggas to actually make a minigame wow
At least we spank 1 time....
mfw I'm actually laughing at this retarded dialogue
>Mecha Shifty blew up fighting Neo Ultima ZaurusI've only started last year but I've done Fool Burst Day, am I having a stroke or did I miss something because I don't remember that happening at all
NOOOOOO THEY KEKED ME
>>562121262>>562121090Why does her shirt looks like it's just spray painted on her body
>>562119849>>562121746
>>562121858Because it is
>>562121858Because it is, pretty hot huh?
>>562121139Too late...
>Last shooting reference at the end of the minigameBased
what is this event even lmao
#ad
Eh. That's too much work for me.
Ahh just like the old timesFeels good that the squad is finally back
>>562121262That korean banana is too small, she needs an ecuatoriano banana.
>>562121716too bad you can't use only temporary units
Diesel really is a demon...
thank you mechashit
>>562122112next year
>>562120458Someone check the korean/japanese version , do (You) really say oh my Buddha
i talk and act like this
>SKK doesn't spank herdogshit event
YOU FUCKING HACKS
>>562122356I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED
>>562122349Megamilk...
>>562120754People that have only ever seen Eva don't understand what they are watching is an Ultraman reference. Happens often.
>>562097574Liberation would have been a great idea but they greed maxed by making the unit useless. If the unit was hard meta, or at the very least high tier for a while, whales would want to spend to speed up acquisition and they would get praise for giving away powerful characters as well as not gatekeeping a "necessary" unit behind gacha. Everyone would have loved it and would have anticipated the next free powerful unit, which they could have just done infrequently like once or twice a year.
>>562120458I literally say this
>>562122348he's just like me
>>562122356we're not into that anon(but we are after this event)
So do you think they got the message?Are we saying goodbye to dogshit like Unbreakable Sphere?
>>562122551Oh that makes sense. Yes I am old to not think it had anything to do with Evangelion.
anis' dead face in her new oufit is awakening something in me
>>562122770This entire event is actually a set up for the next time we meet Nayuta
>>562122830The SmileTime™ face
>>562122830Smile Time
Centi is safe.
Looks like I'll need to spurt some of my healing cream on there.
kawaii
why do counters always cockblock me? this isn't fair
>>562122883>>562122885Anis's ass is purposely smelly as a way for her to try and deter her Smile Time rapists. Her trauma made her forget this.
>>562122830She just let out a long fart and is embarrassed.
>>562123049I missed the chibis in battle so bad
>cucked in the 2x2 event>cucked again during April Foolslmao
shift up PLEASE let me keep her PLEASE
I AM SO HORNY
>>562123254seriously we get bullshit like EH why cant we have mekami shifty
>>562123256>02
>>562122296It's a Ninja Slayer reference along with aieeeee
Mekami Shifty should’ve been a real unit. SKK should have spanked her and THEN got caught by the counters. I hate getting cockblocked.
>>562123235>2027>Mekami Shifty will return with a small version she calls her child>talks about how SKK gave her his seed and abandoned her
>>562123235You can really tell how much they hold back with design that are meant to be "serious".
>>562123459>you still wont be able to pull for her
>>562123406I need to watch/read that
>>562123459>Loli Shifty next yearI'm all for it
I don't know what this means.
i've regressed so far as a human being i had my tongue out the entire event
>>562123459>the child in question is an actual plant
>Four (4) rocks
>>562123623full metal panic was a good anime i think it is 20 years old now so live with that
>>562123235>Anis and Neon doesn't blush, they just stare>Rapi actually blush in this sceneThe memes are actually real
What does 401 has to do with shifty? Do koreans also have goroawase?
>>562123623roughly translates into>i have autism please be patient
If you like Meka Shifty, you must also like Velvet.
Bro at least they should let us have that spanking CG as a lobby screen
>>562123873? but I like Velvet
>>562123873I do
>>562123623AIEEEE THIS DESYNC'D MY MANUFACTURER LEVELS FOR THE BIG THREE
erm this is kind of a shitty lobby screen my menjust leave us the standard one
>>562123873i like velvet but there's something about mekami shifty that draws me to her
>>562123727What month and day is april fools
>>562124104January has 40 days?
>>562124159
>>562123873Nope.Doesnt do it for me.but fertile shifty is fucking amazing.
>ninja slayer in 2026>in the mirror in 2026SU keeping SOVL alive
HOLY
>>562123623Full Metal Panic also had a blue woman MChttps://myanimelist.net/anime/71/Full_Metal_Panic
>Rapi the butt of the jokes againWhen are they killing her for steaks? They clearly regret the choices they've made with her
>>562123039The Treasure Centi update was delayed as an April Fools joke by Mecha Shifty.Any day now...
>>562124104fugggtalk about overthinking it.
>>562124395Her game
So left 4 dead and persona 4 collab is guaranteed now right?
>>562123623Blue woman animeAlso a pretty well liked mecha show so the egghood is probably into it
why cant I turn on chibi mode? I don't see the diesel setting
>>562097507Eunwha paizuri then anal!!!
>>562124512
I need Mekami Shifty to be permanent... I want her to stomp me while she's gigantic...
>>562124395They need to wait another 3 years before the story has gotten too heroic again and then steaking Epinel who hasn't gotten an alt in 6 years.
>>562124512ai is so bad at cum
THANK YOU GROK
What's your dream NIKKE collab?
>>562123459gonna be some baby groot type shit
>>562124753Levi and Siren should do that
>>562124910needed this yesterday
>>562124910Steins;Gate
>>562123873yeas this is true i do
absolutely MOGGED
>>562123459SKK can't even bullshit his way out of it and it launches a baby fever in the outpost. 300 days of rape.
>>562125251mekami... kneel to your younger than your mom aunt...
>>562124910
>>562124512I am always late to goon
>>562124910Steins gate
I broke my paypiggy virginity today.
>>562125530based
>>562124910>possibleVa-11 HALL-A>impossibleHellsing
>>562124910Yotsuba&!
who's voicing big shifty?sounds like wakamo
>>562124910Metroid but it's a never ever collab. I'm not going to actively cheer on collabs, I know there will likely be more but I mostly want more Nikke.
>>562125131>>562125407Why do people keep asking for Steins;Gate? This uncslop was never good.
>>562125636>people
>>562124910Gayniggers from Outer Space
>>562125587based
She is thinking about cock right?
>>562125586Vallhalla i am not spelling it in the stupid way is actually a great choice. A little making drinks or whatever minigame and robo maid sluts that pretend that they are 12 are great choices.
why does it feel like i keep him around like one of those girls that has like 50 orbiters?
Helm's creampie...https://files.catbox.moe/o8w19n.jpg
>>562125636S;G fans are stuck in an unending circlejerk over their mid.
>>562125106unironically would be the easiest to collab withI wonder which nikke's they'd put into the fighting ring though
>>562125939i did that
>>562125939Those fundraisers are crazy...
>>562125586>>562125869Jill in another gacha...
>>562125939burningum is still a virile bull i see...
>>562126050Helm with one old fat bastard after another...
>>562124910muv-luv
>>562126103>>562126106cringe
>>562124673https://litter.catbox.moe/r20wb45vfzum6mkr.png
>>562125586D1al-ogue would be betterImagine fixing your nikkes...
>>562125636>2011>uncslopYou are like a little baby
>Diesel Wave just fucking blasts off if you wait around long enoughDIESEL WAVE NO COME BACK
>>562126106I'm the old fat bastard btw
SO where's the event?
>>562126198Finally. We're free of her tyranny.
>>562124910Kami nomi zo shiru sekai aka the world god only knowsI want Keima
>WOW! MISS PRIVATY'S STUDENT TEACHER CONFERENCE WAS REALLY JUST HER BOUNCING HER FAT ASS ON MY COMMANDER'S COCK!?!?
>>562126250?
>>562126187>15 years agoMight as well be in a museum
>>562125869>>562126073That's what got me thinking. It's got a strong theme, cute girls, great music, and with it having had an event in GFL already shows that it's possible. Would make for a decent one I think.
I just noticed how giant her sunglasses are. Like a clown's prop. Now it's bothering me.
>>562124910remake airing soon so..
holy shit is mekami permanent?
>>562125530I have been wacking it to Ms. Privaty everyday since the event started.
>>562126580no, we have to petition shartup to make her real
>>562126183>look it up>freewhat's the catch?
>>562126183Considering D1al-ogue is a gook knockoff of Valhalla I dont know why you'd go for it instead of the original
>OH. MY. GOSH. SO THE ENTIRE MONTH MY COMMANDER WAS LOCKED IN HIS ROOM WITH ARCANA IN HER SLUTTY SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT HE WAS PLAPPING HER TIGHT JK PUSSY? >*AND* HE PROMISED TO MARRY HER AND GET HER PREGNANT?!? >HE SAID EVEN NIKKES COULD GET PREGNANT IF YOU FILL THEM WITH VAPAUS SEMEN SEVERAL TIMES EVERY DAY??!?!?
>>562126772>>562126291YABBA DABBA DOOOO
>>562126774My bad
>>562126772>HER TIGHT JK PUSSYHags... larping as a JK doesn't fix your roast beef curtains.
>>562109096I just want Dragon to come back and get a sex bond
>>562126671>gook knockoffSay no more!
So /nikg/, was it kino?
>JK Arcana AND Sexy teacher Privaty being filled with my precious SKK's cum? And I get to WATCH?>ENCOUNTAH!
>>562126774You can't get nikkes pregnant with analr-right?
>>562127136anal is the most sure way to get preggers
>>562093198Finally some fat bitches with decent designs
>>562126839this is probably the most forced meme reaction since wokajslop
mekami got dog raped!
>Helm acknowledging that we creampied herWelp, treasures are canon.
>>562127293nice try rapi
>>562126774>Quiry.webp
>>562127381april fools events aren't canon retard
>>562127483You're not canon, retard.
>>562127381only retards thought otherwise
>>562127483Rapi...
CHIBI DEV WON
>>562127293
This event? Canon2x2? Not canon
Next year we're impregnating Rei in explicit detail.
>>562127483>sneak in Helm sex into noncanon april foolsBluedev isn't as strong as we thought bros...
>>562127483Kekpi...
>>562127562I can't make the chibis appear for some reason. I don't have the diesel setting on any battle screen
>>562127762I think it's only in the event mode, maybe story chapters too but it's for sure not in any of the ark modes.
SAVORY, CHEWY. IT'S MEATY
>>562127683Checkmate
SKK(me) rediscovered his(my) spanking fetishnayuta will be next
>>562127762>>562127937Wait no I'm retarded it's enabled by default on tower I guess.
>>562127937whats weird is I had it for like 1 stage of tribe tower then it went away and I can't turn it back on
>>562127076it was really good and shiftup should do this shit more often
>>562127076Nikke finally catered to my fetish for giant women.... I WON
>>562127076I would call it kino for the last shooting reference alone.
>>562127076certified kino
>>562128062>>562128065I heave no idea now, I think it's maybe random or just the first tower.
>>562127076i genuinely think the april fools events have only gotten better every year
Mekami Shifty has a line on her crotch
I'm slightly disappointedI was expecting to see big epinel, or at least get mentioned
Explain to me why Mekami Shifty can't actually become an actual permanent unit
>>562128384It does feel like they've been willing to dedicate increasingly more effort to it
>>562127076>spankingYEP
>>562128475not a nikke or a collab unit
>>562128475too sex and technically not a nikke
>>562127597>>562127389im talkin about the krillin not Rapi you retards
>>562128475Too powerful and she's going to be punished the entire year for her crimes
>>562127076>sprite battleI actually said "kino" out loud
>>562128575>>562128585>not a collab unitSo what?They're called "Abnormal" not "Collabs"She could just as well be an Abnormal unit.
>>562128475I can't. you won.
>>562128475Too powerful
This fucking april fools event
Was it necessary for Helm to say I cummed inside her in front of everyone?
oh gee, i wonder who this could be
which nikke would this be?
>first time we see all the overspec counters in an event and it's them getting cucked
>>562123975Feels like didn't have time to make a background
>>562128231I think they removed it from all "Real" game modes like campaign and tribe tower, but as a glitch the first battle you do has it. diesel toggle only appears in the 2x2 event for me now.
>>562128981Novel
>>562128981Rei
Breasts are fucking disgusting
>>562128981Jackal
>>562129001They were waiting in the shower so technically we cucked them by cucking ourselves
>>562106991>stella and kinmewhat artist is this I need to shake their hand
>>562128981Yeah I Like.
>>562127076I was worried Mecha's shifty's head was going to steal her body and ruin her
I can't believe how much effort they put into this...
>>562128981Skk does this to Emma like 3 times in her bonds
>>562129304More effort than surface mode
>>562129171what's up anon I'm also gay!
>>562128475SKK would turn into permanent TxA bad ending
>>562128981laplas, vesti, liter
>>562129304First April fools?
>>562128424That's called a vergina
>>562129304SU usually has kino april fools events.
>>562127971>>562128105>>562128117>>562128213>>562128384>>562128569>>562128671They're getting cheekier!
!!!
>>562124910Girls Frontline
genuinely how do they top this
>>562129698is this a permanent paper?
>>562124910Saber Marionette J collab
>>562129698Next April fools
THE NUMBERS MASON
>>562128384same
Oh wow.
what do the 3 mech parts in the shop do?
>>562129997Exodia
Mary is scary
>>562130072Why is she so ANGERY at the Commander being freaky?She knows about his promiscuity first-hand.
>>562129698Fool Robot Wars next year with bounce cut-ins for every nikke
>>562124910Metal Slug
Maybe the real Fool Metal Panic were the friends we made along the way.
>>562129617GFL has its own interdimensional plot device so both could do a crossover collab
>>562130209That actually sounds like a possible name...
>>562127076It was good and Mekami Shifty is making me horny
2h nikkers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTColDTq19M
>>562130468Nikke 2 is really coming...
>>562130072Its different when it sounds like you knocked a girl up.
>>562130203The girls know SKK is getting freaky with multiple Nikkes, but they obviously don't like hearing about it.
>>562129957
>>562130468>will show something people would actually want>but its heckin le epic april fools so it will never come to lightI hate this day
>>562130468>surface mode comeback
>>562130587woah...
Oh my fucking god
>>562130468wtf
Does our canon girlfriend/winner make an appearance in this event?
>>562128384I didn't get flashbanged with feet this year so it's better by default
>high effort vn>high effort april foolsOk I'm kinda excited for the "surprise" now
>>562130660I haven't actually seen many high effort april fools things this year
>>562124570I actually ended up in 4chan because I was looking for FMP second raid to pirate. Good times.
>>562130072I like how she doesn't say anything this whole scene, just gives you a death glare.
>>562130565I think it's the impregnation in particular. Yan is trying to hawk condoms to SKK when she finds out.
>>562130072Mary's eyes are so beautiful...
>guaranteed pilgrim gearbest part of this update
>>562130795>FMP is older now than Zeta Gundam was when I started watching anime beyond what was on TV
>>562124910Trickcal collab
>>562124910I actually had hope when Soro no Otoshimono was included in the 1st survey.After 3.5 years Im just disappointed with the collabs we got 2bh.
Don’t believe the stream. It’s April Fools guys!
>Privaty>Arcana>Helm>Mekami ShiftyBluedev is not even trying to hide it anymore.
>>562131290Winning so hard
Is whole April Fools event reminder that this year Hemoxian Red Hood model kit releases? I mean Mecha Shifty II has open joints, waterslide decals and halfassed painting.
>>562131248Oh right, thanks anon I almost forgot
She's right, you know.
>>562131626This is why we can't have any Rapture model kits
Bluedev won...
So...What is 4chan doing for April fools...?Last year was kinda...weird...
>>562129972>>562130072I wish Emma was around for this
You best not be lying.
>>562129001As it should always be.
>>562131743its probably gonna be dumb and gay
>>562131743Didnt the website die? or was that a few weeks later.
>>562131770I WILL find a way to get Emma pregnant so I can drink her breastmilk
>>562131786Enough of the blue girls!
>>562130725Who, Helm?Yeah
>>562131893The joke was killing boards one by oneI don't remember who survivedBut nikg had a thread on BantTHAT happened on April 18
>>562131926Privaty is green...
>>562132043Oh right it was the board hunger games. i think they killed pol and v first right?
>>562130725WhoRap-I mean.. Mekami Shifty? Yeah
>>562130418I'm gonna request they add a misc sprite viewer for shifty, syuen, and mekami shifty.
>>562130725technically yes
these look so fucking trashhttps://x.com/Na0hMod/status/2039072298104156589
>>562132131The boards got killed based on speed so yeah /pol/ and /v/ were first to die with /vg/ soon after
>>562131913You would die
>>562132759if by trash you mean sexy and making me cum everywhere yeah
Oh hell yeah, my boy makes an appearance in this update. If Timi pops up too, then this is the best.
>>562124910OH LOOK THEY FUCKING KNOWI WANT RIKKAS THIGHS ON MY FACE DO IT KIM YOU SON OF A BITCH STOP GIVING IS STICC GIRLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>562131743I liked the crypto minigame
>>562132849She hurt my boy, Max. Mekami Shifty and I are no longer friends.
>>562132884>Lie in Aprilman.. I dont want to rewatch that
>>562132884who is rikka
>>562132884>everyone's lie in aprilI get that they're just throwing references at the wall there, but I didn't want to be reminded of those feels
>>562132759if you hate it so muchwhy did you copy the link and post it here to talk about it? you seem confused
>>562133209
well that was a boring event
>>562133273Yeah bro, /nikg/ is famously the place where people only discuss things they enjoy and they'd never discuss things that they don't enjoy.
>>562133451Yeah go ahead and keep talking about the things you "hate" LMAO
>>562133447Shut up fat doro
>>562133275damn, thems breeding hips
(You)
>>562132114sauce pls
>>562133447Boring and went on for soooooo long. The mega shit minigame was great though.
>>562133692woah, slim bready is sexy
>>562133692holy sex. source pls, I can't get google reverse search to look this up cuz of gay content guidelines
>>562133692Holy FUCK I just realized her hairpiece is a fucking bread bag clip.
>>562133958I don't know source. I found it on gelbooru and the source isn't linked
>>562133842
>>562133958windust
>>562133958>>562134146https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11066336?q=fuujin_%28windust_michio%29
>>562133958https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/9266226/illustrations
i just saw the thing, what the fuck is Nikke2?
>>562134370I need to masterbate
>>562132884ONEGAI MUSCLE
>>562134397You know like Final Fantasy X-2 right?
>>562134397nikke but with sex in 3d
>>562134832
>>562134397I'm hoping it's an RPG based on the gameplay of Valkyria Chronicles.
>>562134397Nikke but you play a female commander in a world full of male Nikkes
>>562135280imagine her doing that on ur lap
Where's the bread
>>562135385There is no bread, only sleep
>>562135385Here:>>562135523>>562135523>>562135523
>>562120578if its content like that in the game and not totally contradictory why would it not be canon
>>562114709I second this.>get Bay's>don't use her ever>finally gets treasure>still uselessMeanwhile Crown's was a super hit.
>>562135552Pls update the damn OP
>>562114709I still regret buying Naked King only for them to release a cheaper skin with more transparency and a funnier expression afterwards. You are all welcome to laugh at me.
>>562097507artist?
>>562094801It was prompted and shat out in a single afternoon, it's nothing to them.
>>562106991sauce
>>562123235>>562123702>blushRetard.
>>562095448Made to be Crown's sub
>>562124910Symphogeah!
>won't let SKK spank Nayuta>won't let SKK spank Meka ShiftyI won't forgive these blue balls forever ShiftUp! Give us the goods!
>>562097574>Surface mode is "on hold" untilEternity. They literally said they're discontinuing it due to egregious dislike from the playerbase
