>Download - Android/iOS/PChttps://nikke-en.com/index.html>General Info/FAQ for New Playershttps://rentry.org/NikkeInfo>Additional Linkshttps://rentry.org/nikghomeALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9 (KOREA TIME)>Update on March 19https://nikke-en.com/newsdetail.html?content_id=a1ffdf10aaa16a4ccaa96aaacadf61480c22>Developer's Note: March 2026https://nikke-en.com/newsdetail.html?content_id=835e7b26a7fafa4df8ab738a81b2b9f6aa3a>Current Events2X2 LOVE - March 19 ~ April 9Co-Op: Chatterbox - March 27 ~ March 29>Upcoming EventsTBA>Current Special RecruitsArcana: Fortune Mate - March 19 ~ April 9>Upcoming Special RecruitsTBA>Current Costume PassesZwei: Spring Stroll [Mission Pass] - March 1 ~ March 31Privaty: Sharp Lesson [Costume Gacha] - March 19 ~ April 9Vesti Tactical Upgrade: Pure Beginner [Event Pass] - March 19 ~ April 9Viper: Punky Street [Event Pass/Razer Collab] - March 26 ~ April 16>Upcoming Costume PassesSora: Spring Flight [Mission Pass] - April 1 ~ April 30Clay: Cheer Up Training [Login Event] - April 2 ~ April 30>CodesMILLIONCOMMANDERS (04/30/2026)Previous: >>562093198
I love my wife Rapi and our daughter.
>No mention of the current april fools eventThis wasn't even a rushed snipe job, you're just that bad at making threads.
Mekami Shifty mogs Arcana and Shitvaty
*sucks pacifier villainously*
>S****** KingHuh?
Hot Period
>>562135830HOLY CRACKERS
>>562135826Stephen King, anon... She even says "master of horror"...
>>562135523
When did you first realize Nikkes are not for sex?
Oh come on just do the Metal slug collab already
>>562135826>Master of exposure
I just jacked it 5 times to Mekami Shifty. You cant take her from me please
I wish I had my own personal Privaty
>>562135830This is so cruel as someone who has been playing for over a year and still doesn't have Crown.
Max... got neutered...
>>562136005Crown in the King of Exposure.
>>562136072KEEEEEEEEEEEK this nigga doesn't have human rights!
I hope SKK doesn't have a shitty April Fools next year, the guy deserves a break...
>>562136069Blessed be the art we're getting of her.
>>562136082
>>562136092more
>>562136232
>>562136049I just opened the game and I'm pleasantly surprisedSucks she's gone very soon
Commander canonically came inside Helm, Rapibros not like this..
>>562136216Yoooo is this a nikke2 leak??
>>562136162April Fools bitch. I got her a few months ago
>>562135523>its real
>>562136278
>>562136278i would unironically plant my face against her ass
>>562136445>vooiiery
>>562136216
>>562135938I still haven't realized it
>that last shooting reference in the Mecha Shifty minigameI wasn't expecting that.
>>562136216nayuta needs a good spankingi blame this event for resurfacing my spanking fetish
>>562136419not canon
>>562136445A guy really did make a video of it:https://x.com/PuPuPuPlus/status/2039115523636494765
>>562136538it's polish, just like vanripper
I want Nayuta to bully me with her ass.
I love Jussy.
>>562136069AWOOGAAWOOGAHUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINAPRRRRIIIING PRING PRING
MAKE THE GAME 18+ NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I NEED SHEX SEX SHIFTY MECHA ASS BIG ASS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>562136489>i would unironically plant my face against her ass
Stupid shifty is keeping Jackal from being on my main screen!
>>562127076Its like when they have fun, they go all out and I have fun.I want them to have fun.
so what is this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTColDTq19M
So which one of your started this gacha whatever group? Fess up.
HOLY SEX
>>562136604MARY FORGIVE ME I WANTED YOU
The fucking is happening to this thread?
>>562137087
>>562137258Shifty has become a lust demon and anons are out of control
Would rather have chimesex desu
Dude.... wheres my shop items
>>562137258april fools!
>>562137313I see boobs
>>562136886nice
stop being horny
>>562137347RIGHT THERE YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>562137342
>chibis fall to the ground and stay there when the nikkes dieNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Which nikkes would dye their hair blue so they'd actually get some attention in this game?
>>562137480mmm nyo
>>562137258I cant think straight my dick is in full control
I like that this event not only re-confirmed who SKK has been banging, but specifically clarified that he's creampie-ing Helm.
>>562137258Gallons are being lost to Mekami Shifty rn
I don't like Privaty art where her butthole isn't gaping because I don't like off-model slop
>>562137629not fucking canon
>>562135938Then why does skk fuck Arcana so much?
Dieselwave won
>>562137629Very important reminder in case some niggers get uppity.
Yeah yeah but I still prefer Mecha Shifty
NOOOO THE INTERCEPTION QUICK BATTLE RESET FUCK YOU BITCH
I almost feel bad for her here...but then I remember what she did to Dorothy. Fucking stupid red bitch.
>>562137598Is that just soreness from being spanked or is the skin paint coming off her ass...
>>562137918The writer of this browses /nikg/
I want Anis's socks.
So what’s the video on their YouTube gonna be about?
>COUNTERS, LISTEN WELL
>1st April fools>that hotel scene with Talentum>2nd April fools>hot and heavy incident>3rd April fools>nothing too heavy...but still that scene with bay and her sweat in the hotel>4th April fools>the "seed" incidentWe're getting crucified next April foolsI wouldn't be surprised if it's related to meka shifty seed again, or with Only One herself
>>562137918Why is she blushing
>>562137871Same. There's something incredibly erotic about her coming onto with such confidence despite her form suggesting that she should have no desire for lurid pleasure.
>>562138051Next April fools Mary is gonna grow a cock and rape SKK
Meka feels like such a natural fit, she should honestly just stay
Good night smooch
FREE AT LAST
Sakura is a dirty liar and I will prove her wrong.
>>562138196They're gonna retcon Nikke's can't get pregnant at this rate.Nikke 2 is just gonna be a full on Nikke based remake of Free Cities: Preg Mod.
>>562137918This is the only character in the game that matters. Everyone else is just set dressing.
>>562136216Artist?
>>562138590The nikkes cant get pregnant was a flippant remark made by a salty bitch, it was never 100% confirmed.
wait so did we really canonically cum inside helm? The event also kind of implies that we didn't have sex with any of the girls angry at the pool scene, Rosanna, Mary, etc. Also Yan was going to sell us plan B?
>>562138701I will save her
>>562138720We all did cum inside helm, yes sir.
>>562138128that's her "worry" face
>>562138720I would personally say that trying to use the April Fools events as any sort of meaningful benchmark for what is and isn't canon is a fool's errand and, if there were anything in Nikke that isn't canon, it's probably these events.
>>562138812hmmm nikke2 is looking bretty gud
Cummander is so hard!https://x.com/i/status/2038787525360402860
>>562138720rapi will tell you it's not canon
>>562137918She should stand right then, that weird standing position looks kind of tiring.
>>562138720
>>562138812D's D's...
>>562138926we also see Neo Neon so Fool Metal panic takes place during/after chapter 44. I'm sure we could use Mecha shifty and Mekami shfty as well in our future fights.
>>562138720they got angry because helm got a bigger reward compared to themthey were literally going to rape you (Bahamut Style)
*Ahem*
>>562138926Yeah, April Fools events are never added to the canon timeline.
You should thank your AI after genning slops with it.
>>562139180The Barld
did you forget about me commander?
>>562139180
>>562139180Don't take credit for bluedev's work, you hack.
>>562139121Nikkes can't get pregnant.
>>562137918
>>562139180Youre not Helmdev
translate it weebs
>>562139465Another reason they're inferior to the Shiftys then.
>>562139465not with that attitude
>>562139465Foolish Sakura, she isn't a nikke
>>562139465Good thing she's not a Nikke then
>>562138720This is an April fools event. It's like a alternate universe they can say literally anything.
>>562139589prove it.
>>562138590>Nikke based remake of Free Cities: Preg Mod.Now you're speaking my language.
>>562139690benis
>>562136445>murican pancakesfucking secondaries i swear, she specifically talks about crepes/polish nalesnikihttps://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nale%C5%9Bnik
NA region casual union LUCKLETS (ID 4063) has 1 open spot currently available. We are non sweaty and just ask that you try your best during union raid. Both veterans and new players are welcome.Put nikg in your profile when applying so we know you're cool and a fellow nikg bro.
>>562138926This. Obsessing over canon is already monkey behavior but not being able to recognize that some liberties might be taken during a fucking joke event is even worse
Rapi steals yet another event...how does she keep doing it?
>>562139589Reminder that Cocoa is dead in this timeline
>SKK is into spankingWhat should I do with this information?
>>562139920She appeared in the event though.
>>562139952>SKK is into spankinghe is after this event
>>562140010She was obviously a shambling corpse.
>>562139920but i seen her she were alive
>>562139920Honest props for Nikke not shilling ade more in the maid cafe. I'm so sick of seeing ade everywhere. I'm glad cocoa was the only one who appeared.
>>562139952Lament that he no way fag’d Nayuta
>>562138702haha
>>562138720I always assumed her creampied all his "conquests". Its not like they can get pregnant.
Next April Fools should involve pilgrims and heretics
>>562139465Her belly is inflated from all the cum shot in her ass
>>562138720i mean its april fools but how did you take away that it implied he didnt sleep with the others
>>562140250>fucking a monkishygddt
>>562140337I just came.
>>562140250For whatever creative decision reasons Shiftup made up, SKK isn't allowed to put hands on pilgrims. Who knows why. Kind of takes the wind out of them being special 1% units when I know I'm barely going to interact with them and definitely won't have sex or even romance.
>>562140532They want to reserve it for exclusive paypig content only. Like how SKK only fucks Scarlet in an ASMR that comes with a 100+ dollar daki.
>>562139821I understand why people care about canon and why it gets discussed as often as it does, and I get that in certain contexts it can be relevant to a discussion (hey, I want to catch up on X franchise, what's considered canon to the current ongoing story?)I think it starts to get dumb when people forget what canon actually is and when it does and does not matter.>Dragon Ball GT doesn't matter because it's no longer canon!No. It's not canon to Super, but that doesn't mean GT is any lesser an anime that it was before Super existed not to say GT is particularly good, it's just an easy example. GT is a potential continuation of Dragon Ball, just as Super is. They are each their own canon and neither canon is somehow more "real" because it's pure fiction.Hell, even if the April Fools events will probably never be acknowledged in the main Nikke story, they do have an internal canon and each one adheres to what the prior had set up. Fool Metal Panic is unambiguously a sequel to Fool Burst Day and continues its story.
>>562140532
>>562140250nikka, he's not into spanking that's the jokeeveryone forces him to spank someone but skk always reject the ideauntil today
>>562140697>See you, Space CowboyINTERN IS HEREINTERN KNOWS WE WANT A COWBOY BEBOP COLLAB
>>562140630My honest opinion on GT is that it was supposed to be canon. After it flopped/failed, they started to say the cop out stuff like "Toriyama" wasn't actively involved, it's not canon, etc to protect the brand.
>>562140697I really wanna spank levi for all the shit she did though.
>>562140887I do not care for any of these 3 at all
>>562140887I only care about these 3
>>562140763Jussy would 100% want to stay coupled while you sleep for days straight.
>>562140948Why play their game then?
>>562138128She's going to the secret room.
>>562140887i would never have thought that neon would have the most sex appeal out of the counters alts
Why making that face? What did see?
>>562140620Then when are they going to make the content so that I can paypig?
>>562140808Levi deserves the old school spanking that isn't pleasurable, just painful.
>>562140773Way to miss the entire fucking point of the post.It's fiction, anon, there's no "real" canon because it's all made up stories. GT is canon to GT and Super is canon to Super. If you really want to be pedantic neither is actually canon to Dragon Ball. The story and canon of Dragon Ball consists of everything from Bulma meeting Goku up until Goku flies off with Uub. Anything else is just a continuation, not the original story.
>>562140887anis is the only remotely bearable member of the counters honestly.
>>562140887forced characters
>>562135523CHECK YOUR MAIL
>>562140887>Johnathan Joestar>Jotaro Joestar>Joseph Joestar
>>562140630It was funny watching people make up tons of headcanons when Daima came out and didn't line up with Super because they still don't realize Dragon Ball sequel canonicity has never mattered.
>>562140773GT was Toei testing the waters to see if they could produce successful Dragonball shows without Toriyama. When it flopped, they accepted defeat for the time being. Daima was them trying it again but with a minimum of input from Toriyama to try and give it more legitimacy, but they completely botched the story, butchered the characters, and left half the plot threads on the floor with a dogshit ending and a terrible final villain. Most of the show was ultimately pointless. It's kind of the opposite problem from GT where it tried way too hard to make everything super serious and epic and then screwed the pooch by killing Goku off permanently.
implanting my seed in Missy
>>562140887I would have just walked out of the room at that point. Fuck it Counters, if you guys want to judge me you can take care of the horny robot bitch that was forced on me. She's their problem now.
>>562141001Are you homosexual?
>>562140887>mfw
>>562141175sometimes
>>562141006Megami Shifty looks like she's from the 7th Airborne Squad.
>>562141140Goku dying for good at the end of GT is genuinely the only good part of GT though.I know people here like to cry about steaks but Goku ascending to a higher form of existence was pure kino and is arguably the best send off he's ever gotten.If you really want to cry about a character getting fucked over in GT, look at poor Piccolo.
>>562141242sex
>>562141017Four Beasts will get a VR Room where you can pick which member you want to fuck at a con that only takes place in Japan
>>562141318yeah but that's not how you milk a franchise forever. Goku is the only Dragonball character that earns dimes so he's the only one that can't die (permanently)
>>562141281My spy hero
>>562141242SKK eyes..
>>562141318>only good part of GTPan's cunny and and SSJ4 are better than anything to come out of Super.
>>562141509thanks for cheering
The Admire?
>>562141027Straight belt to ass. Paddle to ass, even
>>562141537I don't like how magenta SSJ4 is and Pan is an obnoxious bitch that people only pretend to like because she's baby's first loli fetish bait.
>red dot bug is back for interceptionFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>562141660>>562141027This, but then I hold her close while she's crying and tell her that she's a good girl but did some bad things.
>>562141632creampied
>>562141745>Redonly causes misery
>>562141498>Goku is the only Dragonball character that earns dimes so he's the only one that can't die (permanently)Vegeta could unironically probably push just as many views if he were ever allowed to actually be the main character of something.
>>562141472Interesting
>>562141745what day is it, anon?
What was Yan trying to sell us?
>Nikke>Supposed harem gacha but every girl wants shikkan to themselves
Sakura can't get pregnant because she was given fake seed....
>>562141940Morning after pills.
?ehT erimdA
>>562141884March 31st
>>562141975Your Zwei?
Surface Beta 10 for 2036 confirmed
https://youtu.be/2Koal9n78fY
>>562142036did they really include the SR squeezed doro at the end? I dont have the image
>>562141717Magenta is my favorite color and fucking bitches is more erotic than fucking likeable women.
>>562141006SEXO
I want to go back to the canon story bros... I want to know what will happen with Babu
>>562140887Man I really hope 3.5 isn't more flashback slop
>No Pilgrim in one of the April Fool's eventsRip, imagine if Dorothy or Cinderella was at the pool for that seed conversation.
>>562142036Nihilister is back! In pog form!
hot off the presses god I hope nobody made this already that would be so embarrassing
>>562136890I didn't know you had a decapitation fetish
>>562142253based, make more
Crowne is beautiful, funny and a capable MonarchShe's literally flawless
>>562142036>>562142227>Phase 2 Nihilister>Phase 1 bgm during the fight
>>562142185>Marian gone from shikkan since release>Finally reunite>No CG>But have CG of Rapi crying but it's Red Hood actually cryingWtf
>>562142185All 4 of the offspring, nihilister, indivilia (who was inside nihilister), marian, and liberalio have had their cores consumed by the queen. I feel like when you realize this it becomes pretty obvious what's going to happen. They're all going to be revived as new villains.
This joke looks better than all of the games released in the last decade
why bitch eats banan
>>562142036>rapi joining the fight
>>562142358When do we get romance Nihilister and Indivilla? Or hell, one of the Four Beasts? We need shikkan to kiss or have sex with a Heretic Nikke.
Im just happy were 3 to 4 weeks away from 3.5 anni.>>562141140>>562141537I like GT and Daima, but super is better. They get to explore the demon realm where Dabura existed.
>>562142389I’m actually kind of impressed how good it looks if genuinely play that if it was real
>>562142469your liberalio?
Nikke is kinda of bad gamethis kind of behavior is going to end up causing more teenage pregnanciesthey should patch the dialogue to confirm SKK used a condom
snow's fat exposed ass...
>Nihil as Valstraxbasedkinoamazing
>>562136952This looks traced over a OPM Fubuki picture.
this one's kind of a shitpost ngl. whatever here it is
>>562142389They should have referenced World of Warcraft istead
>>562142358They'll be revived as the Goddess of Victory, Nikke.
wtfI wish this was real
>>562142529No Nikke is under 18
>>562142529AND HELM WITH THE FINISHING BLOW! RAPI CAN'T MOVE ANYMORE! IS IT OVER!? BLUEDEV HAS PRETTY MUCH WON THE CAGED MATCH TONIGHT!
i tried making privaty and doro when the game first came out
>>562142641basedMORE
>>562142358>VilliansWhat's more twisted?More regular Villians or more Abominations that are forced to do what the Queen says (against their will that is)
>april fools>nihilister jobbing againthis is not a joke though
>>562142623
The Doros are making me laugh like a retard
So it's all but certain the next collab is gonna be a Monster Hunter one, right?
I am now mad this isn't real
>>562142780Sex with both
>still trying to force the failed chink abortion that is n*yuta
>>562138720Of course, SKK has fucked every single blue girl because of Shift Up giving into wife favoritism.Rapi being seeded fucking when?
>>562142975i love how they keep multiplying throughout the speech and this last shot where yoo just stares at it
>>562143136I hope to see your reaction when Nayuta wins the next poll
>>562142036>pilgrim slopDisliked + reported
very important meme
Have you guys ever noticed that originally all the counters wore hats but now only 2 of them are
>>562143251based. Nayutards unite
>>562142389>look at how cool it is>wouldnt this be fun to play?>HA just kidding>back to your co-op with the exact same bosses as the last 3 years>here's another solo raid with a boss recolorha ha, I guess I am the fool after all
>>562143251>>562143280Nayuta votes will be split between her clones
>>562143198During her event and 4 chapters ago.
>>562140887Are we ever getting a normal straightwoman nikke? Someone tactical,>Eun-serious,>Sno-can be potentially romanced,>Exi-and reliable who won't overreact and can be analytical?All I'm getting is Marian Silver Gun, Enikk and her daughters, and maybe Mana and E.H. .
sohow many gacha skins do i need to buy to make this game real
>>562143251Poll means nothing considering SU has already shown they'll rig it to make their failures look like achievements.
>>562138040>HER PUSSY IS WAY TIGHTER THAN ANY OF YOURS
>>562143445In an strange inverse, Eyeri acts like a retard but is a cunning straightwoman in reality. That's closer.
lol
>>562143456Cindykeks, this is just embarassing.
>>562143613this nikka likes to uncover and expose the secrets of othersI don't want to interact with herShe's going to expose THAT about me...
>>562143661How strong is he to survive that unscathed?
>>562143251NTA but when do the popularity polls come out? I started playing in the fall.
>>562142036I love that this is making fun of the "pioneer squad are the main characters" meme
I'm really glad Nihilister is dead
>>562143445
>le heckin april fools announcementI fucking actually hate this shit
last one from this scene
>>562143661KINO
>>562143456>>562143679I will vote for Cindy if they make this skin. Otherwise, it's going to Nayuta or Sneedon forma la Princess
>>562143378There's a reason most attempts at making a MH clone died immediatelyMost devs can't make a good boss fight that can potentially take you 15+ minutes if their lives depended on it nevermind a game thats nothing but boss fightsEven MH itself is full of shit I never want to see again
>>562143713Imagine her discovering all your kinks and fetishes and relentlessly teasing you though.
>>562143912they will never make this skin, use your vote on someone worthwhile.
>>562143679Explain this. Most people were not even at the point in the story where Red Rapi was introduced during the time of the poll, and the interactions with her that weren't story-gated were objectively BAD.
>>562142358Jussy and Marian probably will get restored in some way though. Since we have their bodies/brain. Or we will get jussys brain in her case since mirror will probably smuggle it out.
>>562135523I EXPECT DOG SEX IMAGES SOON
Does anyone have the webm?
>>562143912>>562143456>>562143679I'm going 5x liberalio every day. She needs a gacha tier skin of her own and it would be absolutely fucking hilarious to have her fight with cinderella for 1st.
>>562143739uh...Next week?Or maybe this oneVery soon for sure
>>562143781Sorry, D is in permanent wife mode now
>>562144078Wtf shes doing the gridman pose
>>562142975me during the spanking scene in the april fool's event
>>562142036I would actually like a non gacha, non mmo, Nikke spin off game, but I wouldn't be interested in anything like a monster hunter game.
>>562144025>vote for the meta unit everyone usesIt's that easy, but if you think the votes were because she is popular you are stupid
>>562144136I'm doing the become Jussy diet
>>562144025>interactions with her that weren't story-gated were objectively BAD.can you ask grok if this is true
Is there a nude version of Helm?
>>562143912She already has TWO SKINS. Liberalio needs one
>>562144230Oh you mean like Cinderella? Crown? Liter???
>>562144274Liberalio is missing something important right now.
>>562144180i loved D when she was released for being an actual professional, no bullshit character who didn't just fall head over heels for the commander, but that's a dream from the past.
>>562144309You do realize red hood won the 2nd poll right?
>>562144136There is no way she is winning but it would be funny how the story would work. She met skk once so it had to be during the time where they were walking around like in the advises or at the reclamation site before she left. Her showing off her new dress to Cindy would be funny.
wait does Shifty actually appears on April's Fools?when was the last time she appeared in the story?
>>562144263I'm not a Helm fan (not an antifan either) but this is a perfect image. Great drawing.
>>562144230people were asking for a rapi ssr alt since the first summer
>>562144460nice!
>>562144025Most of the players who actually vote were already at that point of the story, the rest don't care about polls
I don’t know why anyone brings up the poll when Scarlet is clearly gonna win
>>562144460
>>562144230>main character isn't popularhaha???
Cindy is a bitch who look down on you irl and she will never receive my vote.
>>562144518its been 3 polls already she is a jobber who can't win and won't win
>>562143808>retard fell for it
>>562144614shut the fuck up retard
for all 3 Diesel fans out there who want to post pure torture in meme format
>>562144663
>>562144614Crown will win.
why did she say it bros...?
need April fool's toot
>>562144783
>>562144770Nobody is talking about how Diesel casually mentioned she killed the rest of her squad
>>562144891Jussy toot.
>>562144857>more fart jokes
>>562144770Thanks
>>562144914They turned Diesel in to a walking punchline
>>562144663>AI shit
>>562144456Its because of the clothing textures and squish. For me at least.
>>562144862my goddess of victory...
>>562144914>Diesel killing terrorists: BAD>Diesel killing her squad: GOOD
>>562144376I think she has a real chance.>siren had perhaps the worst release of any pilgrim and is only popular through meta>miwhora>nayuta is annoying af chink slop (do chinks even get votes since they're a different game basically?) and people hate her for being the vtc priestess and hating nature>Snow white's votes are split 3 ways and she's wearing a diaperLiberalio has gotten perhaps the most pandering of any pilgrim since cindy. She explicitly stated she loves us to our face and she changed her position so strongly she was willing to get decapitated by the queen to try to get her to change. Plus she doesn't have any skins yet, is meta af, and japan loves her apparently and they're nikke's biggest audience. Cinderella is the only competitor to her I think and recency bias is real.
>>562144687Sorry I don't like disgusting people like her.
>>562144891STRONGEST SHIELD guarantied.
Shift Up's big reveal is herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTColDTq19M
>>562144959HOLY SHIIIIITTTTTTTTT
>>562144367I miss the old D and I hate that they retconned her into a tittycow
>>562145131I'm happy as long as either Sex sister wins.
>>562145189isn't it >>562142036 ?
5 MINUTES SHIFT UP BROS
>>562144891Hopin for a big one
>>562145131No one actually hates Nayuta.
>>562145258Yes but probably in english
>>562145189>5m countdownah nvm>>562145258that was nikke2 this is related to Shift Upso it's probably more jokes :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTColDTq19M5 pines left
>>5621451895 minutes until kino
>>562144959Please share where you got this from. Thank you.
>>562145189>premiere loading screen is the indian flagsaaaaaars
true agony in a single expression
>>562145293I do.
>>562145293I assure you there are people that hate any kind of character with genuine depth in this type of game.
>>562144937>>562145165>>562145291my king...
>>562145354I'm saving all of these
I hate mecha shifty so much its unreal
>this april fools eventalways the same shit every time, lmao my sides
>>562145293Shes my wife but people do hate her. Also dont understand her but thats expected.Although not for her hating nature. Most people seem to like that trait even if its also misunderstood.
>>562145293I do. I hate how she talks. I hate her chink monk bs. I hate how she's actually an evil bitch. I hate how she was retconned into the story.
this one works better without a caption.
>>562145558Is that me?
>>562145558Dark skin..
I will vote solely to deny Liberalio and Cinderella.
Why is the universe conspiring to turn me into someone who likes spanking girls I am a GOOD UPSTANDING PERSON STOP TEMPTING ME
it's an april fools announcement :/
...
>>562145663Correcting women is inherent in men's instincts.
>>562144959Source?
Oh shit Mikami, it's a real announcement.
bro why does this channel only have 6k subscribers i thought it was an indian scam channel at first
kek its a real game
I kinda want to vote for Privaty just to see the reactions from those muh favoritism fags.
HOLY SHIT SHINJI MIKAMI?!?
>real announcement on April 1stso was the joke us expecting it's going to be a joke?
>>562145806no idea who that is
The joke is that it is a legitimate annoucement?
Another game to steal Nikke's funding.....
are we getting pranked or not
low battery missy with her most eloquent statement
RESIDENT EVIL PART 2 INCOMING?!?
kim saaaaaaaar
>>562143136No one likes Dorofags or Liberaliofags.
>>562145791more people will complain than the people approving so you won't get to see shit
Shinji Mikami... the fraud...
doomed ceo yaoi..
>>562145806DINO CRISIS COLLAB CONFIRMED
>>562145869Developer of Resident Evil 1 and 4, God Hand, Dino Crisis, Evil Within, etc.>>562145910It's real. They have a lot of footage.
godhand collab
So what was it?
It's not a joke btwhttps://x.com/UNBND_Official/status/2038874764820009430
WOWNOTHING
>>562143445>"Hey Jimmy! Get me a Nikke with nothin'!"
I havent played in months, is this a Neon alt? when was this?
>fucking nothingwhy even announce that
So I take it they are helping with project spirits.If not then that's two games "under construction" that we know nothing of.
>the announcement was just the revealing of a partnership
So that’s another new game in addition to to whatever spirits is?
>literally went to the bathroom>come back and it's overthat's it?
Nice AI Kim
did they release this on april 1st just to fuck with people
Glad they found a place to rebound off after getting fucked by the whole hi-fi rush affair.
Well that was a waste of time.
>he wanted newsAPRIL FOOLS
>>562146154the latest main chapters
>>562146154newest stories, read them peasant.
That's it?
>>562146176I don't think Mikami would do a gacha game. Shiftup does do actual games as well.
>>562146129Shift up partnered up with shinji mikami (Resident evil and the evil within) to create what looks like a 3D game.
>>562144914does this look like the face of mercy?
>>562146159>Look at all this cool shit we have and you don't! Why aren't you spending money on our game by the way?!
>>562145791I'll be doing it because I like her, but that is an added benefit. Although I don't know why people still get excited over the poll since only pilgrim/overspec units win.
>>562146212Yeah, it looks to be something separate. Probably too early to show anything off.So that means Shift Up currently has:>Nikke development>Stellar Blade 2>Spirits>Whatever this isOn their plate right now.
You guys are really still falling for this knowing it's April 1st?
>>562146129ShiftUp is making a game together with Unbound(studio led by Shinji Mikami the guy behind dino crisis)They showed absolutely nothing of the game itself
>video of a game>it's a prank>video of gooks talking about nothing>this is realthis company needs to eos yesterday
>>562146367Two Jokes and something legit.
>>562146367Shut up, Moron, it's the 31st
>>562146367Nikke 2 was their joke announcement.This announcement is way too mundane to be a joke.
surface mode 10.0 looking good bros
and for those who want more general purpose diesel captions
Dead Spicy died for this
>>562146249>boobrest princesskekaroo
>>562146367the joke here is that moran would NOT say something this intelligent
>>562146480>haha look at what we could do if we gave our golden goose actual funding and care>now on to the next slop we'll be shitting out in 4 years that will eat away at nikke's budgetI hate these fuckers so much
>>562146062I love that seam on her crotch, it practically creates a cameltoe. I want to slurp on her cunny while she's pissing herself.
uh, this better have not been the "April surprise"
Do you think Shinju Makuma was part of the deal with the RE collab?
Diesel should be a singer for a death metal band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ3j3nm3Gos
>>562146573If the Nikke 2 footage was actual gamplay for a real game, it looked kind of stiff and like it relied heavily on scripting and QTEs.
You guys who think "NIkke 2" a la monster hunter/stellar blade nikke would be successful are genuinely retarded. Nikke booba sexbot game is too niche of a slice to appeal to the type of people who would buy and support that type of game. Those games aren't gachas, they rely on one time sales and need wider appeal. I'm sure if Shiftup thought they could make a nikke game like that and make money they would.
I love a woman who will just do this
>>562146647No because he's not been a capcom employee since 2010
>>562146573Isnt this just SU announcing they are becoming a Publisher. How much would that even eat out of shift ups personal developments?
>>562146623u rike?
>>562146647I think Mikami has been drifting for a while. Bethesda pretty much fucked him over. China is a bad choice for Japanese developers considering what we have seen China do to the Japanese devs they recruited or what happened to the companies once they got the game out the door.Shiftup is a decent choice because they're technically a rising company.
bros I am thinking the april fools being monster hunter may be a sign for the collab
>>562146751I'm 100% sure the type of people who'd play monster hunter would play nikke as well. (they're all guys who like super cool battles with monsters and shit)
>>562146801
>>562146781where has he been since then?
>>562146801The perfect body
>>562146623S-surprise!
>>562146852didn't buy Wild btw
>>562146793It's framed as a partnership so it's probably dual development
>>562146801Sex please
>>562137741Arcana had a hard lifeAll that stress can easily fuck over anyone
>>562146869He created Tango Gameworks which was meant to be sort of overlooking the next generation of game developers, but in order to secure funding he got contracted into doing a new survival horror series. The company then got acquired by Bethesda who then got acquired by Microsoft and then Microsoft shut down Tango right after putting out Hi-fi rush.
I had a hard life too which is why I'm balding
>>562146869He made Tango gameworks, which was bought by microsoft in 2022, and then killed off in record time by them.
SLICING THROUGH RAPTURES WITH MY SHOCKWAVE (SHOCKWAVE!)MORE BEHEADING THAN A GUILLOTINE, HEAD SLICER (HEAD SLICER!)MY ARM, MY ARM, MY ARM, MY ARMI'LL SUMMON THE POWER OF THE GOD HAND!
>>562145663You have to keep women under control
P.N.03 sequel confirmed!
>>562147070Rat White...
>the episode where Helm spilled the beans is called Nice Boat
>>562147229
>you look like a good joe
MonstaHanta collab next? Its going to be heavily censored isnt it
Would actually play Nikke: World. Need an early release along with Dead Spicy.
poor guy
>>562147342Very Visual.
>>562147342>indian shiftymaaaaaam do not redeem the fragments
>>562147427>dead spicy>re collab>rapture hunter world>
>>562147089Crazy how Microsoft has more in common with Netflix than Nintendo or Sony.
>>562147576is that delta?
>>562146623I don't believe it is. Announcing Shift Up business deals on Nikke channels would be retarded.
>>562147576I expect her to put me in the Amazonian position and I'm fine with that
>>562147327All the chapter titles are anime titles or references.
Spanking a Nikke is a bad ideaMostly because it would hurt really badNot for the nikke, they would enjoy itBut your hand...You may be thinking that you are a superhuman, you can handle that. But your hand is not getting destroyed, it's getting superficial damage. And that damage can last for minutes, hours or even days depending of the situation Now, the nikkes can literally survive explosion which means Goddesium is a hard metal, so hitting the fully exposed ass cheeks of a nikke with all your force would be like hitting molten iron, and that pain would last for daysHowever, this does not apply to humans or robots like MekaShifty (she's not made of Goddesium) so it should be fine.
>>562147757we know nikkes aren't hard bro
>>562147693School Days is more like protoslop than content to be consumed and enjoyed.
>>562136069
yes please
>>562145293Verily twas naught thine intent thou to besmirch verily mine nameth sake?
>>562147757You're forgetting that most nikke have (a lot of) cushioning between their metal interior and your hand. It'd be like smacking a metal bar wrapped in foam, you might feel the metal a bit but most of the force is being absorbed by the soft, shock absorbent exterior.
>>562147590The whole handling of Hifi Rush was pretty disgusting. The game was shadow dropped on Gamepass and for some reason Microsoft was still bold enough to set sales targets for the game that in no way it could do because it was given out through Gamepass. Microsoft just wanted an excuse to shut down Tango.
>>562147342Same energy.
So it's a joke or nothttps://shiftup.co.kr/eng/news/blog.php?ptype=view&idx=414&page=1&code=blog_eng
...>>562147850
>>562148042Uhhhhhhhh
>>562147850do we fuck anchor?
>>562148042The partnership? It's obviously real. The joke was Nikke 2.
That ass was made for slapping and brapping.
>>562147931God i wanna fucking breed her as she talks dirty while she talks stupid.
>>562148047Her saying this in front the nikkes made my dick hard
>>562148042Wasn't this the reason they cut off ties with Sony for Stellar Blade 2?
Helm sex is realwith multiple creampies even
Wait? They're working with Shinji Mikami? Huh.
>>562147814Okay?
There's literally nothing else they could be announcing other than Vanquish 2. Literally impossible for them to be developing anything else.
>>562148042Surely nothing bad can happen from this partnership, right?
>>562148035no kidding?
which nikke do I pump to
>>562148218Don't let Rapi find out about it
What's the material difference between normal Nikke bodies and water-ready Nikke bodies? Do they just use less material?
Fuck. Shifty is so hot. NEED MORE SHIFTY CONTENT! AND SLUTTY COSPLAYERS!
>>562148030Microsoft wants to shut down gaming/Xbox entirely, it's why they just appointed a fail-up young Indian skank as the ceo of Xbox. They're crashing that brand to smithereens asap so they can close it entirely and focus on gAI>>562148396nikkes are old news, we fap to mekami now
>>562148464They have air inside.
Cosmographhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ3j3nm3Gos
>>562148396Chime!
>>562148530he cooked here
>>562148530bruh
>>562148661kek
>>562148318Worst case they make a shit game but Mikami has a good track record so idk
>>562148661lmao this guy
>>562148464Probably more hollow space inside plus using a lighter goddessium alloy. The bones especially are probably made from a much lighter material.
>all these people getting salty over april's fool videoDead Spicy didn't get this reaction, did society really become this dumb in span of 2 years?
>>562148903haha
>Shifty is gullible why hasn't SKK fucked her yet?
Dead Spicy was clearly just a pre rendered video. The Nikke Hunter gameplay looked WAY to real for it to not be a hint at something.Monster Hunter collab this year? Have my prayers been answered?
>>562148903Nikke 2? Autistic retards have always gotten angry over April Fools, you have to remember that retards hate jokes, especially if they feel like they're the targets of said jokes.
If we're getting Mikami, I hope the game is more like Vanquish.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFT9QREtyUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORat7h-KC3s
>>562148661nikka had to get the login screen the old fashioned way
>>562148661I don't get it...
>Shinji MikamiKILLER 7 COLLAB CONFIRMED
Nikke 2 doesn’t exist
>>562149000Retard if you think that's real
>>562148530we will get a SRW minigame one day
Did the retro remix for crystal chamber get posted on youtube yet? I love these remixes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QYz2e36b2chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8v1butUUkMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kD4tRoTqhs
>>562148903The REAL answer is that ShiftUp has, with some exceptions, continued to disappoint. Players loathe the state of Nikke, and thus a somewhat nice looking jest at a Nikke presents a kind of 'hope' that is instantaneously dashed. The result is anger.
>>562149350Next time the Kingdom is relevant for an event
>>562149201Its the popup when you start recording something with nvidia shadowplay
>>562149273it feels like it would take less effort using their already made mmd/3d cinematic goddess squad models, put it in unreal engine and use some prerendered animations from stellar blade, compared to animating all of that by hand
>>562149574Oh... And why is it funny?
>>562140992because I like the other waifus more. I hate that the counters are forced onto us. I would rather the SSK jump from team to team.
What would Rei say if she knew I wanted to plap Naru (all).
>>562140887the cuck stare
>>562149729because of how unprofessional it looks? It looks like he recorded the game title screen instead of making a proper video with the audio, this coming from the music guy for the game makes it even funnier. I think he probably did it on purpose here for obvious reasons, but idk. Come on anon, how did this get lost on you?
>>562144959Sooooouuurrrrcceeee
>>562147017https://litter.catbox.moe/2ydrrnl2m8gwbs9m.png
>>562148661>>562148786>>562148876>>562149140>>562149201>obvious april fools joke>omg how unprofessional
>>562149729Because the guy opted to record the theme he had already made prior, recording it from the title menu instead instead of uploading his raw files he made, plus the guy is know for making small visual effects or animations to accompany it. It is a reference jab that they are becoming a bit lazier this April fools, from the writing, the mog event, to this.
>>562150171Ok it get it now, hahahaha.
>no fun allowed general
>>562150669I really, really, really, really, REALLY want to breed Moran.
Did the times change? People used to lynch frogposters on sight.
Cosmo should have recorded it with unregistered hypercam
Nikke and Doro and Speaki did more to repair WorstKorea-Japan relations than any "official" efforts in the past several decades, and now if they can make good use of Mikami it'll be one more brick added to the bridge.I predict it will be an actual Nikke branded game but from a different perspective.
>>562150897A day 1 Rapture Invasion survival horror game would be neat
>>562150876Complacency and apathy has set in. Nobody gives a shit anymore. Frogposting, AIjeet slop revenue doomposting; it doesn't matter. People just don't care anymore.
>>562148661i just now realized that this is the modern era's unresgistered hypercam 2 or bandicam.com
>>562150897>>562150993I want a Nikke RTS so I can make armies of mass production Nikkes to fight Rapture hordes.
Anchor is always ready to provide excellent service
>>562148903I'm just confused.
>>562151069I care.
just dumped my seed into Mary
Oh yeah. I like this event a lot.
>>562146683>Mekami>Megami
>>562151575>cucked Helm
>>562151468I care too Doro. Though I'm pretty sanguine. I liked most of the recent events.
I actually laughed, I cannot believe this, it was so funny and it hurt my soul the first part... I felt the pain
>>562151715>>562151575It only gets better
>>562150241Mooooooaaaaaaaarrr
>>562151704I thought it was just a mash up of mecha and kami and with how Mecha Shifty keeps preaching how superior they are it makes sense.
I think you should neuter your pets
>>562151790Last one before SKK had to run for it. Mary had her eyes open.
is stellar blade 2 real yet
>>562151757I was with you. This was the most intense I've been about this game. I was worried they did my boy Max dirty.
>>562151575>>562151790The last scene in this whole event is probably just as good if not better I think.
Can I get some toots, /nikg/?
>>562152082tOoT
>>562152082*farts*
>>562151942>Everyone kept saying something after every sentence but Mary just has her eyes open each time...
>>562152082*sluuurpssss*
>>562150669
>>562151808https://litter.catbox.moe/6i96a3paah0p7bmo.png
>>562152331Behemoth's black nipples...
>>562152082tooto oo otoot
Max deserved it.
>>562152160Would literally be sweating bullets if she was looking at me like that and I usually like getting looked at with a disgusted face. Mary though...she puts the fear of god in me.
>Fool Metal Panic!
Why does Mekami Shifty's shirt look like it's just painted on in certain places
>>562152509read
>>562150669>>562152378(doesn't get it at all)
>>562138128Her womb also filled with seed but not Skk's seed.
>>562152491chidori sexo
>>562152115>>562152117>>562152331>>562152451>Dud>Dud>H-Hopefully the Pilgrim Mold is...
>>562152725Nice. I still don't have her, and so I cannot win at Single Arena.
Remember when they gave us this for April fools
>>562152725Should've waiting until after 3.5, idiot
>>562152769Yeah, I can't be too mad at getting good arena fodder, even if she's low priority next to building up my recent Snow White Heavy Arms.>>562152815If I don't gamble regularly I'll die.
>>562152861If you aren't gambling in a Gacha, you're not playing.
>>562152430need to deposit my seed inside her too
what other gachas have fun april fool events?
So did the launch game have a bunch of dumb woolseyisms? I noticed one of the answers to an Anis advice was "Haters gonna hate", and now I'm seeing they decided to localize Noah's burst skill as "U Mad Bro?".
>>562136216Damn no creampie.>>562146801sexdoll
Could Mekami beat Dorothy?
>>562152509She's basically wearing a leotard with everything above the waist cut off.
>The mega shifty game uses the same framework from In The MirrorSequel when?
>>562153025I've heard Limbus Company had a good one.
>>562153330too much work and too many faggots complained the first time around
>>562151704>Mekami>Mikami
>>562153385Another game with sexy hags is fun?Coincidence?
>>562153330You should've gatekeep the casuals during Old Tales anon...
>>562152430how the fuck, her pussy should be shallow right? cervix penetration ?
>>562152491Is this an FMP reference
>>562136216Oh my Buddah!
>>562152479>soulful event>soulful gachaHave you all enjoyed playing Goddess of Victory: Nikke?
>>562153065Pretty much. The translators back at and just after launch were way off the rails, there's a lot of stupid shit from back then including SKK being a they/them. It's how "Enter Heaven" turned into "Heavenly Ascension". The one change I actually liked was Talkative -> Chatterbox.Around Rosanna's event, a bit after 0.5th anni, they were brought under control (or replaced) and nowadays it's mostly okay.
okay now it makes sense why every time i go on a mission i get mortally wounded
https://x.com/geoffkeighley/status/2039169952415125771
>>562153330In my opinion, that mini game doesn't work for a limited time event. Release it as a standalone a game outside of it in any capacity, people wouldn't be as stressed about it because they can take their time to just enjoy it and figure stuff out.
>>562153969>The one change I actually liked was Talkative -> Chatterbox.I agree. Talkative just doesn't really work as a name if you speak English, Chatterbox retains the idea while actually feeling like a call sign or codename that someone would apply to something.Changing Unchained was a bad call though.
>>562142036so this confirm monster hunter collab soonRemember they joke with Resident Evil
>>562153969Heavenly ascension is cool though
call me a weak man but I would ZERO RESTRAINT WITH MEKAMI SHIFTY FACE DOWN ASS UP
>>562154183Geoff...
>>562154312The intention was lost when they switched over to Heavenly Ascension. Granted, the localizers couldn't have really known that at the time.
>>562154312While in a vacuum I actually agree, the fact that it loses the EH connection is something I'm in perpetual seethe about.
gawd
>Quit and come back to the game multiple times now>Every time the welcome back cutscene is brand new>Telling me to stop being such a flaky asshole and stop abandoning themHaha... That's my nikkes...
>>562154464Byeguard....
>>562152815>Should've waiting
did they just roll dice for the event rewards?
NA union 1216 NOPAN has 31 spots open. Why, God, haven't I suffered enough?Please have nikg somewhere in your profile message, and/or reply to this post for immediate rejection. Go away!one spot, join today, etc. i'm glad the april fools events are still good at least
Is April 1st Shifty the strongest being lore wise?
How would Syuen react if filled her fallopian tubes with spunk.
ok this lore drop bomb is crazy
>>562154904She wasRight now is Mecha ShiftyShe's above Lilith btw
>>562154573We have been trained for this exact moment. It MUST be done. YOU CAN(NOT) ESCAPE!
>>562154312the problem is that it's 100% a Outer Heaven reference and it loses that and nowadays they keep slapping E.H. on more things
dumb bitch lol
>>562154974uh bro I can't read that
kinda wild how makami shifty mogs privaty and arcana
>>562135523This April Fool's event was only slightly better than last years.
do you collect cakes?
>>562153624maid magichttps://litter.catbox.moe/piadfrmt321hc4am.png
>>562153969>>562154218It's so weird because despite me feeling differing levels of acceptance towards the chatter, HA, and vapaus changes, to me they're all coming from the same place of "this sounds fucking stupid in english". I would like to believe that there's a general ruleset you can abide by to avoid bad localizations but maybe that's just unrealistic
>>562155360and more!i deeply regret not keeping a rupee present from miracle snow
>>562155435Unchained was fine, it does exactly what it says and just making it into foreign word that didn't fit as well was dumb overthinking.HA is a grey area. Enter Heaven is a bit literal, but it's a reference and they didn't even bother to try to conserve that.Talkative is an adjective, so it doesn't really work as a name.
shiftyshiftshift up
>>562155469Chibi mode should be a permanent addition you can toggle. Also baba litterchama got screen time! One day she will have seed in her belly
>>562155150I love this dumb maso-bitch!
>>562155395Cocoa love <3
I want makima syuen
>>562136069So this is the first gacha skin since modernia that I've been tempted to buy but I fucking loathe gacha skins, who else from the thread dipped in?
have you ever thought
HOW CAN SHE ZAP?!
>>562156138More than a few anons have bought it, but I'm waiting to see whether they pull a "it was all a dream/simulation" bullshit before grabbing it.
>>562156181
>>562156138We do not like Shitvaty here. Nayuta skin however we all own
>>562156138I got it. Privaty is the first one this year that I really wanted the most. Last year's was my wife bonk.
How do they do it? How they make every April's 1st event kino?
>>562156490Is it possible to replay past april fools events?
>>562156554I think they're all currently in the archive.
>>562156138I passed because it shrunk her ass and the gacha costumes are not worth the price anyways.
speaking of april fool's what's it this year for the ol 4chinpo
>>562156647her ass and jiggle look better now desu
wait what did helm mean by the seed thing? did commander do it with her or is it just plants again
>>562156735it'll probably be up in a few hours, i think it usually goes up midnight west coast time or maybe a bit afterit'll probably be shit like the last few years
is siren a whore?
>>562156138I broke my f2p virginity for her.
>>562156891If she had big breasts she'd be perfect
>>562156852When was the last good one that wasn't either nothing or way too disruptive?Honestly I find myself loathing April Fools here these days, just because there's a good chance the site will be rendered unusable for some ebin meme.
>>562156891i assumed so....
GITS collab is more possible than ever with the new series coming this year
>>562155672>unchainedTo me it's just too on the nose and probably doesn't come across the same way as it does to a non english speaker (in the same way that vapaus doesnt come across the same way to an english speaker as it does to a finnish speaker)>talkativePurely by "its an adjective" logic a name like Blue or Grumpy shouldn’t work, but they do because they just roll off the tongue
Took me two hours.FUCK SHE ISN'T TRANSPARENT
>>562155395>No rolling eyes and semi bleak & lewd expression.Her hole already loosen up :'(
>>562156891Yes
>>562156794SKK and Helm talked about plants all night during her treasure story.
>>562156794SKK has canonically fucked Helm twice at least nakadashi was just confirmed
>>562135819The best Elysion.
>>562157181based
>this april fool's is captchaswow this shit is ass at least nikke makes up for it
>>562156891not a full blown whore yet unlike cindy
>>562155435Enter Heaven doesn't really sound any worse than Heavenly Ascension without the context. They're a 1 issue party, and they wear that issue on their sleeve with both names. With the context, it feels completely botched that they changed it.
>>562136216>Still up after nearly five hourslmaooooo SKK is darker thoughbeit
bully all flatties
>it was just plants okay?
>>562157383wat?
im dead
I've always liked Biscuit
>>562156891she is a shota enjoyer
>>562157547
>>562157482BLACKEDfags got the rope. it's a pale man's world, no room for tans
>>562157608you can literally write anything and it work
>>562156490What does it mean that my eyes are drawn to sphinx Mecha Shifty and my my mind to thought of mauling her tits?
>>562157532>>562135659I think these two are the same anon
>>562157608i still have normal captchas but i think that's because i'm using 4chan xt
>>562157306Then why she's not pregnant ? impotent ?
>>562157693I TYPED HER ACTUAL FUCKING NAME AND IT DIDN'T?
>shifty burst is growing into a giantess and crushing everythingPlease god let us get a giant nikke for real....
>>562157759Because she is a nikke
https://files.catbox.moe/e6kwob.webp
>>562157608>show some faggot character>write nigger>never shown a character again and back to regular captchalmao
>>562157759Who do you think Jane's mom and dad are?
>>562157759sakura.png
>>562157562This steady flow of Sora fan art is great.
>that final boss fightwere all the previous events so kino?? this puts every other gacha's april fools event to shame
>>562157575tiny shota can't satisfy her. didn't gluttony rape her?
>>562158125No, she raped Gluttony.
>>562158094Fuck I know this one uh
>>562157919The womb in Rapi's body got impregnated by SKK's juice
>>562158089they're all in the archive, they've gotten more elaborate each year
>>562158094Speaki, EZ.
>>562158089iirc only last year event has climatic fight at the end, I don't remember anything epic during Shifty or Syuen event.
>>562158094Hongbuki (forma rosada).
Is Morgan looking at Mast's masts?
>>562158094I know this one, that's Essex.
What if SU got dark and freak, and made a cult of motherhood obsessed Nikkes who steal wombs for their own use?
>>562158538You have to put yourself in his wingsIf you were morgan...would you?
>>562158596you can't just steal a womb bro
>>562158089The first two weren't particularly bombastic, but last year had a kino finale too. They're all in the archive.
>>562158167>she raped Gluttony.her pussy swallowed and milked glutonny's tentacles. Nice.
wasnt there supposed to be a special boss or co-op event? i saw something mentioned when i logged in but i cant find it anywhere
>>562158596>steal wombsThat sounds evil...But not the kind of evil that nikke has...That's sound truly evil, like some shit you would read in guro stuff
Eunwha anal where she curses us (the commander) out, but is clearly enjoying it!!!
>>562158680Of course you can. You cut it out and integrate into the machine bits. Yes, this is an excuse for Nikkes with exposed skeletons wear poorly fitting flesh suits.
>>562156490By doubling down on the self awareness, 4th wall jokes, pop culture references, and harem hijinks.
>>562157979She looks weak.
famous last words...
>>562144263Can someone post the nude version? I lost it.
Did I miss nikke 2 announcement???
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>>562144857wait when did this happen?
I kinda feel bad for the Commander.April Fools use to be his holiday where he gets to mess around and have some fun just for himself but now he just gets dragged along on some random adventure and gets made fun of all day and is just worn down by the end of the day.Will he ever recover?
>>562158596high tech but not excel enough to manufacture an artificial womb.Can i know the current birth rate inside Ark ?
>>562159263We must spread Doro awareness
>>562159304We don't deserve anything after we pranked mica
>>562158950That kind of womb would be non functional. But if you make it a horror and those nikkes are irregulars who thinks it works. That could be cool for Halloween event.like in Kenshi there are robots (skeletons) who skin humans and wear their skin pretending to be humans
>>562159263he already knew it was pink which makes me suspicious that that post may in and of itself be an april fool's joke
>>562159263didn't need to verify anything...is this a trick?
The commander not wanting to spank girls really takes away my ability to self insert
>>562157020idk if it was April fools related but for a short time every board? user had flags in their posts like /sp/. I don't remember when this was, but it was a long time ago. I just remember it being fun because the insults and shitposts became funny because people were getting called out for being this or that.
Shifty... sexo?
>>562159740We should get at least a samefag identifier
is the costumize a doro event just a joke? i was about to reinstall the game just for that heh
>>562159718Dunno about 4chan X but 4chan XT blocks that shit
Mekami Shifty is my new waifu now
>>562157020I'm an oldfag and I don't remember any of them being that great. Last year's was actually wholesome, boards were just having laughs instead of the usual shitflinging and circlejerking. The shutdown ruined it, and then the site got hacked later on. The time the site was shut down was actually great for my mental health, I'd never been that happy before. I became miserable again after it came back up
>>562159678Which anon impregnated her?
>>562159923i think it's just rare, i just got a "who is this character" captcha it was osaka from azumanga daioh in my previous post and i'm using xt
>>562159801I just think it will be super amusing to see where all the ritualposts are possibly from, or who all the doro posters are for instance. idc if they use vpn to mask their actual location, you still got funny replies from others.
>>562157020I had fun with the emojis...
>>562159801I can identify a samefag just by the way he types.
Oh suddenly EVERYONE likes shifty huh? Post your fucking +7 CORE MAX TREASURE READY 10/10/10 SHIFTY RIGHT NOW, FUCKING FAGGOTS
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>>562160243UPDATE THE OP
>>562158596as long SU left syuen alone from those barbaric creatures, i m okay with that.
>>562146801ToT more cocoa plz
>>562135938When Laplace got zero porn I realized that Nikkes aren't meant for sex.
>>562135523Cute.
