>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>561996297
erg is finished
I like Leyndell.
'ess jee
Thread jeeted
I can goon to this
wouldst thou truly s tier sanction in one so bereft of winstreaks?
>>562105615I really liked it there too
even doe it's "thread jeeted" dumb newfig
>>562105707
>>562105845>>562105682>>562105689you don't need to shit up the thread this early terrjeet + get a hobby
and what did he say @45
lets get it out of our system for the new thread>If you use X, Y doesn't count>terr>weird indian memes
'ven 'oe
>>562105845>>562105689anon you are actually losing your mind this time
>>562106120You dug out his booty hole good going
the duo f*gs are queued come get it
Why are dsjeets so weird?
fc today?
>>562107020No one wants to play with you obesetinx
>>562107209Why not?
>>562107232because imma fatty?? rude
>>562107020You saved /erg/. Well done
>>562107020Don't feel like contributing to the streak that you didn't earn, so no thanks xis.>>562107620*ruined
>>562107328ok queueing 2p ordeal in like 30-45 minutes until if 3 others join before getting bored
>>562107620From what??
>fatty
>>562107916Saggy Recluse Milkers
>>562106432India won btw
Why is this thread comprised of 95% Indians posters so hostile towards Indians?
Was it really you all along goose? Is that when your birthday really is?
>>562108479@terrjeetqrd?
>>562108479brahmins (dsgawds) vs dalits (ergoyim)
>>562108479There's paid indians ITT to shit up the thread Im sure, only that explains the 24/7 namecalling shitflinging. Must be cheap labor too
>>562105707>40 MNDFor whomst?
>>562108479Devil is pakistani and they hate indians so it makes sense
>>562107916i'm horny
They're gonna shadow drop something big tomorrow
>>562108479While the entire world hates Indians, nobody hates Indians more than Indians. The more Indian you are genetically in India, the lower your class.
>>562108793But we know he's white, you seem obsessed though
>>562108479Terrjeeta gets bored at the scam call center so this is the only way he knows of to pass the time>>562107498Don’t listen to him
>weNice try rajesh
>>562108793Oh. I thought he was Bangladeshi. Who is the Bangladeshposter?
>>562109164yes boss
>>562108892I’m shadow dropping something big right now (a fat turd in my toilet bowl)
>>562109560Non Indian detected.
>>562109218
Is the guy who posted pic related around? I was testing and the slither method just doesn't work, I get clipped a lot, do you just run all the way or stop? Maybe there is some distance you need to have from the worm beforehand so it works?
>>562108679Name? For the Brahmin tier list?
>>562110142the worm moves in a fixed pattern so its something you need to get a feel for
>>562110142
>>562110828Now do this consistently
Does the Tuesday night disconnect thing still happen?
>>562110553I need consistency and I almost never get to practice because everybody dodges>>562110828This seems more like a circle and it seems you lock and unlock at randomThis shit is so annoying, I got clipped by the stupid jump it does 4 seconds into your webm
>>562105707hey dont goon to my char!
>>562109129Don't talk about yourself in the third person deviljeeta no one believes you're white
>>562112405>>562105707creepy...
1/3Will queue for 15-20 mins
>>562112405you're 15 minutes late try again next time
Invaders are so bad at the game
>>562112593you know what else is creepy?BOOO
>>562111865>Does Steam maintenance still happen?Yes.
q'd
>>562110142that is assuming you have med-far distance which you can get by running away while they rain down the spears/ground wave. I stop running when they passed met. op
>>562112868I don't completely agree, some of them have been very impressive fighters
>>562111884The takeout from that clip is that when you're mid distance from it, after it slithers twice it jumps and there you run 9 'o clock into it. When it's close you do it right away
>>562112868Weird post-defeat obsessed post
>>562114095Even doe I pwned the invader
even xoe i you xhit the nail on the head nicely done they are seething i reinstalled dark souls 2 i'm going to make a mage
>>562114462'ebm?
one day I will play dark souls 2 blind for the first time on a steam
For me? It’s hexes
>>562107916>fatty
>>562114871i dont remember using anything but dark orb in ds2 because of how powerful it is.
>>562115053>>562114871>metaslopcringe
ds2 is trans culture
>>562109671>>562109560audible geg
>>562115426This, so much this
>>562114685Later
>>562115383you'll say that about anything
what do you prefer? erg OCs or to fattie recluse?
Someone hellp me with rikard weapon +9
>>562116119kek thats pretty funny, wouldn't even be mad if i invaded into that
>>562116076What's your issue?
>>562116119Wtf am I seeing
>>562116076you don't have to type like that to receive it silly just be honest
>>562116685my happy family
>>562115502This tbqh
>>562116281Not telling
>>562118409Wtf
Shartian players, I am so tired of your zdps scaling down my power level by making everything take longer. Your unwillingness to do damage means we all end up significantly less useful passives. I will be alt-f4ing you from now on. With regards, kindly off yourselves.
What worse. Someone who haloslops or a dogshit double balancers team mate with shit loot (probably self inflicted) that has too much pride to pick up halo slop and 4 bars to base dogs
>>562116685A sample of what?
>>562119132Stool
I have almost 3000 hours on Elden Ring and my shame about that makes me not want to play more even though I really want to
>>562118738
How does Guardian feel about Ironeye wearing feathers on his head, and having an overall bird-like appearance to his attire?
1/3
>>562119879Doesn't Guardian forgive Recluse for genociding his people?
>>562119328I am going to reach 4000 hours this year and my bf was proud to show that off in social media when he found out, why would you prevent yourself from enjoying something that you can still have fun with? it seems like unnecessary self punishment and unless it's holding you back from doing other things or hurting somebody else that joy that it can still bring you is something goodit's like I could have spent a thousand hours playing dozens of other games that I don't feel as invested in but I know I am going to have more fun in elden ring, the time will have passed anyways so why deny myself of it without good reason? shame alone is never a good reason without a good cause for it
Stop talking about your fat Indian boyfriend reterrd
>>562120018
ggs got the godslayer gs literally in the first orb of the run
I feel like double balancers can work if you don't try and force L2 spam. Your build has 14 additional lines. They give you free hit negation, infinite fp, and a small bump to all melee damage. It's not my cup of tea but failing to do damage just because you didn't find a good L2 stick is purely a skill issue
>>562110142Zorban posted this on his discord and it works for me.When the worm moves at you in a straight line just run left or right that one's ezy
>>562108679holy shit i saw the flash from my house
>>562119328make an alt account to reset the hours and pretend like it's your first playthrough
>>562116119multibox is always funny
>>562120356it's completely true though
>>562120614no it's notyou're not a woman you don't have 4k hours and you don't have a bf. shut the hell up.
>>562116281Can't defeat him on my own need help to take him down
>>562116076Just golden vow and upgrade it bro. I think you get 1 free stun per phase with l2. Zoomers are so impatient.
>>562121081Learn the fight then? I don't see the issue.Use vow of indomitable to avoid that one shitty attack. I forget which one though. KEK.
>>562120018Jeebrahman rune of death this nigger NOW
>>562120994you're wrong about all of those things, I have 1400+ hours in the ps4 version and 2400+ in the ps5 version and I'm talking to my bf right now and also at this moment I'm in a recurring kind of physical pain that men can't ever really understand
>>562122745pumping
for free
This is far too sluttyAlso, why the fuck im so autistic with dress ups. I spend too much time on fashion rather than on killing shit
>>562123127So gay
>>562123127Making your guy look cool is half the fun of RPGs
>>562123127your body is too manly, levibulk it down
levi it upgem it down
>>562121081Pc or console?
>>562122745Hmm...
>>562123127dress up is especially fun in these games and there are many pretty outfits especially after the dlc which was a product designed for female appeal
>>562122675post your saves then
>>562123127fatty
Enemies not despawning at the end of phase one was a little spooky
I miss Miquella goonette
Where is shifty?
>>562124164I miss Madison
>>562124283right here, what's up?
>>562124070Are you on an AMD card as well? Recently, my recordings have been looking overly high contrast for some reason, like webm-related... Your screenshot reminded me of it.
>>562124164Do you miss shiftyduck too?
I want to see clapcake's boobs
>>562124584Fartbrap shitstink
>>562124584good post
>>562124437Yeah
fucking hate chewsdays
>>562124584I want to see boxys boobs
>>562123815I only really have one that I spend all my time on and it's capped at 999:59:59
I cannot escape the slop...
this fag pisses me off
>>562125242let's duel you didn't duel me yesterday
>>562124437No, don't care>>562124296Why?
>>562125507next time click not interested instead of posting it here
>>562125493halo scythes cannot legally enter your inventory without your consent
>>562124421Their screenshot looks fine to me. But your webm looks weird.My old PC uses an AMD card. And as it happens, it's broken now, so I can't open it up to check. However, before it broke, a few months ago, I did have a similar problem. I updated the driver, and it made the colors look wrong. My first instinct was to check my monitor, then window's own monitor settings. Then I realized it was probably AMD itself and hunted down the problem. There was an option that overrode normal monitor settings with NEW settings that are in the AMD menu. The settings are tucked away somewhere.Again, I'm sorry, because I can't be more specific, due to my computer being dead, and this was only an issue for a short time before the computer died, so I don't have it all memorized exactly. However, the solution was easy, I only needed to uncheck a box, and AMD's interfering settings were disabled. The lingering issue was that they re-enabled themselves every time I booted up the the PC. So every session, I had to go uncheck the box.So the best I can tell you is: look for new monitor settings in the AMD menu, and try to find the box that disables them.
>>562125509I said I'd queue and waited in 2 player ordeal for a while just like I am waiting right now!
>>562125242girl gamers are fucking gross. are you level 713 too?
>>562125493>>562125605unavoidable halo scythe, nothing he can do
>>562125507When you see his video recommended to you on your home page, click the 3 dots, and then select "do not recommend this channel". That will remove their channel from your feed entirely.
>>562125717oh shit just wait a bit I'm booting the game
>>562125890you are about to be pwned
>>562125507I hate to say it but that pic on the bottom right is very goonable...
>>562125242Cute!!!>>562124971Second worst day of the week!! Give me Friday already!!
>>562126081gg!
Another reason to switch to dex/fth, mwahaha...
>>562126894No such thing as dex faith
>>562127058Sorry I meant leveling dex and faith both to 80
>>562125507Make sure you join xer patreon to get access to the gooning server
>>562126684this is fun
>>562127261>be a troon>using ranni as avatar>make it so your public version is some blue bitch with only two armsthe trannoid had one stupid job and still fucked up
>>562127261https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/6149072onlywaifu's free patreon>reposts other people's art on his patreonlatinxes are so weird
>>562126564kys avatartroon attention beggar
>>562128182>>562127261Its a business model, pay commission to artists to draw art for X amount of dollars. Set a price on Patreon for Y% of X. Enough simps pay the price you profit. Meanwhile trish just does it for free here.
Did you like how Miquella was handled in SotE?
>>562124070this is what the last erg lobby will look like
>>562128502Aiiieeee!! Meany bully nonnykins!!!
>>562127856I'm having fun too! need to pee though brb
>nonnykins
>>562124164Me too>>562124662>>562124584>>562122315Translation?
>>562128812Me on the left but I'm not gay
since it is April fools I will be unblocking trish
>>562128812Well, SotE is easily the worst DLC From has ever put out, and the little good it had was related to Messmer.
whos your tokfu
>>562128607oh when I said other people's art I meant art he didn't even commission, he just takes them and reposts it for his own benefit despite the fact those drawings are free to view on the artists page.
>>562127261you just know some retarded faggot is paying for this because he doesnt realize it's not a girl speaking
>>562129238Either it was just curiousity or brainwashing, right?
>>562129347Yeah thats what I meant by trish doing it for free here, not that he commissions it. Saves someone the trouble of looking for it. A lot of people don't bother to look through piles of trash art to find the one gem. Not that either of them posts anything good but I guess thats the mentality of those retarded simps with bad taste.
>>562129701What does that have to do with trish
>>562125626I would say their screenshot looks a bit bright, as if they turned the brightness up a bit, but it could be that my colour settings are off. Obviously, my recording is much worse. And thanks, I will check to see if there's anything new or something I can untick. I just turned HDR off in Windows, and that fixed the recording issue, but has given me a new issue (no HDR benefit)
>>562128812No one who cared about the lroe does, only gays and troons like how he turned out (due to porn)
>>562128182>fanart of gankers gangbanging xhis characterInvaders are so weird...
>>562126564woah...
>>562129912I'm pretty sure he's one of the >fat posters.
>>562130357That's just Anonymous
>>562129116sorry for attacking during your 'mote
>>562130693no worries it made me laugh when it got me again the second time!
>>562128182>>562127261latinx trannies are such weird lolcows
>>562129198>>562128812>>562126564>>562123589Holy SEX
>>562131390Retard
>>562130116I’m not clicking on that link but that sounds kinda funny >>562129258Agreed actually he should have had more focus
>>562124070Literal nightmare lobby
>>562131525no
>>562124584>I want to see clapcake's boobsWhy are they so big and fat
>>562131583Click on it
>>562131763because he's big and fat
>>562131763>>562124584obese manboobs
Would it be okay if I blogposted my entire dark souls 2 playthrough here
>>562132241yes I want to read it and unironically please post screenshots too and don't listen to the fun haters
>>562132241sure why not, its not the best souls game but its certainly interesting its own way
>>562130749I'm gonna cook something to eat fun fights fren
>>562131691YesNo more porn
>>562133091more porn!
>>562132925it was really good fun enjoy your meal anon!
>>562131525Don’t sign your posts
>>562132241No the fuck it wouldn’t take your ass back to the gender coffin website (reddit)
>>562133493No more porn
>>562133159you should stop posting porn but that's just what I think
BG Freya is actually such a nightmare of a night 1 boss if you had a dogshit unlucky day 1
>>562134000fukin hate freya, even in a good run it takes bloody ages to kill her
>>562133986I acknowledge your opinion but disagree with it
>>562134293that fucking sucks man
>>562133327Thanks, let's do it again tomorrow
>an anon had fun with vocarooanonJealous...
>>562135252Cease the dirty thoughts we just had some duels
Had a game where I did more damage as wraith bell guardian than my beastclaw rev did because it was against ED dogs and they never got to cast while I was ding ding dinging from miles away
>>562135452I didn't mean it in a dirty way...
>>562132241Elden prequel…
I miss you
>>562132241No. >>562133636Well said.
where is Zully
>>562135846DON'T BE VAGUE
>>562105710kek
'zuk it up
terr it dûn
Is the Convergence mod worth a playthrough? It looks a little too anime for my taste.
>>562136994Yes it's worth it
>>562136994it will shrink your dick and make you gay
>tfw invading with a meme build
>>562132293>>562132503>>562135779I have a no bonfire no death character that I will bring to NG+ for a playthrough. This might be slightly painful because I've skipped out on so much content from the NG, but what the hell why not.
>>562138041Yo do not post this shit here seriously
>>562138618
>>562138041if only
>>562138618bruh why are you so angry
>>562138041>>562138783Please post more like this asap
>>562138618I feel like he actually said this
fat fat fat
>fat
>>562139412>>562138783Forcing people to look at onlywaifu porn should be a crime against humanity fuck youEven if it's cropped I don't give a fuck I do not want to see this dogshit OC made by an obese transsexual who spends too much time on dark souls pvp
>>562139412we are cultivating large stockpiles of semen to enhance our gameplay
>>562138604NG+ starts off pretty interesting immediately with a look at a newish enemy. Falconers finally get their falcons. And of course there's 4 of them to gank your ass.
>ng+>blogpost????
>>562139867TRVKE
been into flandre x remilia lately
>>562140098And more new bad guys. Also still to this day wondering why the little dogs have such an extensive drop list at Aldia's Keep. Maybe they were people once or maybe they hoard weapons. Or maybe the devs were bored.Crescent AxeDrakekeeper's GreataxeBlack Knight Ultra GreatswordBlack Knight GreataxeBlack Knight GreatswordBlack Knight HalberdShotelAffinitySpiders similarly have a big weapon drop list, but I can see that more as gear from fallen adventurers caught in a web or something.Mail BreakerRicard's Rapier(Dark Souls II only)ZweihanderGreat ScytheMastodon GreatswordBandit AxeParrying Dagger>>562140160Are the two mutually exclusive? Maybe I just don't know the definition of blogpost.
>>562139707oink oink!
you don't cheat or mule in elden ring...do you anon?
>>562139707>fat
>>562141813what is the need
>>562141879>fat
>>562128812He should have had his own ending. He should have been an optional boss, and taking his ending should have been a pre-requisite for another boss (Metyr perhaps-in opposition to the greater will). This would increase replayability and added some sense to the games by making you think a bit, instead of just fighting every boss you come across even when it doesn't make sense.
>>562141939So hot
>>562141160DS2 parries are so comical
>>562128812yeah it was pretty funny!
>>562139914you part of the semen retention society too?
>>562142267I totally didn't die here. Also new phantom.
>>562142267the whole game is comical
>>562142858i didn't choose this life
>>562141116Good taste. Flandre is great. Sakuya too.>>562139914Sounds fun.
>>562143470He also drops an upgraded crossbow, maybe one of my favorite things about souls games is finding pre-ugpraded weapons, even if they don't come in handy usually. I will be using this, however, since I have no other upgraded ranged weapons aside from the +1 lightning shortbow.>>562144103True.
>>562144212what weapon is that
>>562144212Obligatory Majula entrance shot.
>>562144536Santier's Spear (Broken).
>>562144212Yup I loved the +8 rogiers rapier and the +8 banished knights halberd in ER. Made a bunch of autists who specifically made low level smurfs to bully people seethe though.
is there really a guy blogging about his dark troons 2 playthrough right now
>>562144548dark souls 2 in 1998 or something>>562144107sakuya and remilia are nice together but its hard to find one fanart that's actually good lolicon sakuya though...
>>562144548i was here
Also you can parry pigs in this game. All of them. Can't take a riposte because thank you dark souls 2 very good game, but it's a neat thing.>>562144896I think players could also be a bit annoyed if they feel railroaded into using the upgraded weapon they find, but I generally find it pretty cool to get an upgraded weapon. I imagine it's like discovering the remains of another player or npc. Why wouldn't their gear be upgraded?>>5621450761998... Ancient times...>>562145615Yeah and you'll never be able to return. I'm not really there either. Not completely.
>>562145048yeah it's comfy
>>562145048yeah xhe's heccin' valid of course
>>562145747Also DS2 dropping the anti blue sentinels lore. Can't run a store without their blessing apparently.
Doesn't seem like there's many good games to play rn
Level 325. What are my odds for getting summoned for coop?
>>562146048First try EZ.
>>562146757why did you level up so much, cutie?
>>562146757sexooo
>gf is incredibly good in soulslikes>make her play nioh 2 for fun>spends 2 hours in the starting mission until she starts crying and closes the game
>>562146757Right as I posted that I got summoned
>>562146757>>562146824I have a similarly levelled character too, just comes naturally from doing enough NG+. Doesn't make sense to throw runes away. Also I love spamming wave of gold on those red frog fucks.
>>562146929women love crying
>>562146824I like magic and wanted to use both.
>>562146795Also no NG+ changes aside from the mimic until this new invader. Heide knight sword and offhand dagger. Pretty cool combo.
>>562145048We’re all wondering the same thing>>562146929>gfGood one
>>562146929I would also cry if I was forced to play that slop for 2 entire hours
>>562146213is this from the pvp earlier
I just nutted and I swear it made a noise
>>562148085Yeah I've never hit anyone with RKR before so the damage did impress me
>>562146929>playing nioh as if it were a souls game
>>562147439Also a nice detail is that the # of bolts/arrows in your quiver decrease as your ammo supply decreases.
gg demi human queenalso I got sniped by the red golem archer at the start of night 2 and the game just revived me for no reason
>>562149134
>>562146757gooner physiognomy
>>562149418???
>>562149307ggit was ironeyes ult, guess it grazed you by the very edge
>>562149578sniped twice I guess, nice
>>562149307I never seen the demi human queen perform a grab attack before, and the bitch gets me twice with it. Both times, she does it as soon as I start the wind up to my skill. And of course her grab is faster than my skill, so I'm just fucked.The second time she grabbed me, my jaw fell on the floor, because she wasn't even looking at me when I started my skill. The game just sensed I was vulnerable and turned her around to grab me.
>>562149308This upcoming small moment kind of made my day. Also once again cool NG+ phantoms. Mastodon knight shield and sword iirc and another standard knight
>>562149672yeah I've never seen it chimp out like that either desudon't worry I had that wending grace for when we wiped lol
>>562149824Heh
>>562146757I feel like it's very difficult to make a waifu in this game that doesn't look like she has fetal alcohol syndrome
>>562150081this is a near middle sliders waifu
>>562150081You did a good job, anon. My fire paladin would have an affair with her
>>562150826Post fire paladin
>>562150074This is an insane fucking drop.
>>562151013He is fully covered by armor, just how a paladin should
>>562150081you have to use the more angular feminine template or they look like a bloated mutt
You guys were so right, all the Americans and Canadians are in D1 and D2, I haven't seen a single chinaman since I deranked from 9999Also I have had 5 people quit already and I'm halfway through D2
>ironeye 3bars 4 times to demihuman queen + sword guyI'm fucking losing it
>>562151201Isn't that the one he's using.
>>562151394i can’t tell from that distance but i never see any fem tarnished without the nepheli balloon face
>>562151710I don't think she came out ballooney
>>562151213>ameritroons suckbig fucking surprise
>>562151037I always thought the Syan lore was interesting but it's never explained. Like this is one of Vendrick's most dedicated knights, he gets slaughtered by the giants in the beginning of the war, vendrick models his elite dudes after this guy's armor, but when they wear the replica armor they all go insane for some reason. What the fucks going on here lol.Also the nameless knight phantom drops a +5 knight helmet. And I had to grab it in the lizard pit becaues his body fell. So that was a good use of all my poison arrows and knives.
Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies Schlop Schlop Raising a happy famileee
>>562151908this looks like the asian face
>>562151986do you have that gif of a pelican eating a seagull
>>562151908Can you show her face at a more front facing close up angle? I think she looks good though.
>>562151908Sexo
>>562152039isn't that face #4? the white androgynous/female face.
>>562146757pretty>>562151908ugly troon
>>562151908Take a pic at the Prayer Room grace
Is that...a B-type on full set without the helmet? Oh. My. Dark Moon. She even has Trina's flower!
>>562152357they're looking for buffed type As, post yours
>>562151094Show the armor
Bone structure 6 tranny
>knocks down your riposted crucible knight
>>562152185appears slighter than that
>>562152570
>>562152306I don't think any character looks great when zoomed in, but the side profile came out well imo
Has anyone here made a good asian female?
>>562152761It's actually so stupid. Arrows aren't capable of making crucible knights flinch at all. But then when you actually have the opportunity to get a crit on a stunned enemy, suddenly a single arrow makes the enemy flinch. And it doesn't have to be that way! There are other attacks that do not make stunned enemies flinch.
>>562153004let me go ask all my exes
>>562152906Yup, that's a good side profile
>>562153064Time to find some randoms pictures of asian women and try to make one
>>562152904Nice
>>562152904nice
>>562151939
Wow the pw actually died. Good riddance
Racists, what does the female bone structure 3 is?
>>562153418Isn't that the other white woman preset but it has the big bottom lip? Or is that the black woman preset? Or is that the asian female preset. Can you show a picture
>>562153379Randoms just as dead, always get the same chink, australian and jeetnadian on repeat, multiple weeks in a row
>>562153715are you sure you're not put on the quarantined cheated server?
>>562153340Still one of the coolest bosses ever.
>>562152904Nice.
wazikashi is cooler than blud's stained dagger and great knife so im gonna use it even if its probably worse for lategame scaling
>>562153942he is my gamer role model
>>562154247who do you pursue?
>>562153259>>562153294>>562153914>>562153990
>>562152564
Why did they make Recluse's boobs so fat?
>>562154929They were modeled after mine
>>562154370Need me a bee like this>>562153942The only good part about that game too>>562151986Return of the truth nuke king
>>562154995Show
>>562154089Great Knife clears because it's great.
I want to play multiplayer sts2
>>562147904kek this>>562149485you’ll get it one day
>>562154302Uh, the elden ring??
Why do Executor mains look like this?
>>562155375Shut the fuck up you dumb troon faggot
>>562155179me too
I love her so much...
>>562155375I thought we agreed on not posting TroonyWaifu's stuff here
>>562154370god I wish I were that bee
>>562123367Not telling.
I miss her...
>>562147904DESU
Shut up nezuk
>>562154247To lose to a much weaker foe because you let him lead you to the one spot where you can get shot?
>>562155375This triggered the fat brown exejeets , well done.
>>562155812wtf is this
>>562153886I thought about it, I wasn't ever banned for nuthin but my retard duo partner was; but honestly it's more likely due to the time I pick to queue, peak chinx hours
Should you be upgrading faith and seals if you're just gonna be using weapon buffs?
>>562153886no such thing
>>562157431seals yeah (because why not?)leveling faith is largely unnecessary unless you want to cast a specific buff
>>562155072milk please
Not sure if I likey. Chin and Jaw are easily the hardest parts of this.
>>562157431Yes, the damage applied to the weapon scales with the incant of your seal
>>562157604
>>562157757thank you mommy
>>562153379True
>>562157692Lower lip too big and protrudes too much, otherwise kino
>>562157861Shit I did that on purpose because I second guessed myself.
>>562157692Looks okay, the lips are a bit too big but nothing serious
>>562157990>>562157692If you were going for 'mid e-thot' then you did it
>>562158116Actually what I was going for but asian e-thot I guess. The asian faces are the ones I use the least.
>>562157990>>562157692lower jaw is a little heavy
My tarnished's shit was fucked up in one of the rebirths but god knows years ago I tried
>>562158349>filenameNo. Now go and sin no more.
>>562158247Eyes aren't squinty enough in that case
Fucking gooner retards
r8 my guys
>>562158623i like the flayer
>>5621586236/10 for most of them, 10/10 on the fat kaidan helmet one
>>562158298I was unsure about that but yeah you're right.>>562158349Her irises are so oval shaped, almost looks like her eyes are too close together if I stare too long. But I think she has a lot of character to her, it's a cool look.>>562158623Middle sides are my favorite.
>>562158623left and center bottom row are my favourites
>>562158623>1 and 2They look like invaders or NPCs that will betray you once you progress their questlines far enough>3 and 4Sunbros that are available for hard bosses>5Rape>6Evergaol boss>7Generic invader like Nejirus>8Key character. He holds something important that unlocks the "true ending," probably has a lot of fanboys>9Not so generic invader, he is probably like Kirk in Dark Souls who can invade you thrice
>>562158623(You)
>>562160123who's that
>>562158513I made her slightly squintier by upping the cheekbones
>>562160168elven characters from warhammer fantasy, not sure why its posted here but w/e
>>562160320they got nice boobies>>562160123got any more?
>>562160265>he actually did itThat's funny
>>562160380not really
>>562160638>>562160801fap time
huh?
what the fuck is this do I have a virus on my computer
>>562160998You are free
anyone queuing
>>562161473no
>>562161473No, go do your dishes or queue randoms
>>562161506who are you...
should I microwave some samosas
>>562161192I don't want to be free wtf
>>562160638oh my everqueen
>>562161506The Tarnished (me) is so lucky...
I have the game on steam though, wtf.
>>562161561trashtina
oh it's an april fools joke
>>562161928no you're not
>AIIIEEE A CUSTOMER WANTS TO BUY SOMETHING FROM ME NOOO GO AWAYwhy are "they" like this?
>>562161473I've been in queue for a while now.
>>562161976big day for the unfunniest people online
>>562162058I just kill them all so their shops can neatly all be in one place in the roundtable
>>562162140it seems like the server is a bit fucky anon i'll try queuing later
>>562161506stroking
hey erg, hows it going?
>>562162170reported to the idf
>>562161938qrd?
>>562162170that's kinda fucked
>>562162170I CE for their bells. I don't want to kill them
>>562162445that's so cute
>>562162591Cute
>>562162313kinda whatever babe wbu
le q ist le kill
While waiting in queue, I didn't get the epic game store error you guys got. But maybe I should restart the game anyway.
Im apparently not connect the the epic server but i still see ghosts and messages???
>>562163209Thats how you get it for sure though
I always feel bad for killing her. its a mercy kill, I know, but damn. The way it dies...
>>562163690shut up retard
gonna first pick antimage dotards
>>562163690Keep talking genius
I think my new favorite anon is the one that quotes the retarded posts with insults
>>562164117stop glazing yourself nigger
>>562164043this nigga loves farming13 year old meme btw
>Vanilla ER finally caught up with Nightreign in player countI'm so sadI don't want to go back to horseslop
league of lol is better
does singsing still stream
>>562161976a terrible one
zaki make anotha dlcee
>>562161976>>562164748They're literally never topping the ice cream shit aren't theyEvery single one since then has been embarrassingly bad
>>562164902then kill yourself
>>562164902You shall live
>>562164884Board merging was funny too for a day. Ice Cream Queens was indeed the best one. Mini
Queue is dead and We killed it
>>562164937I failed at it once
Sweating buckets trying to make bone structure 2 work but failing miserably and going back to bone structure 6 which is so much easier to work with I feel.
>>562165116no one cares
>>562165007You niggas have dramas and meltdown every 5 seconds and drove away all the non mental cases
>>562165116oh my god just go have a fap
Happy Trans Visibility Day, ergI know you troons and fags roll in the mud all day here and I hope you stay contained to this general
>>562165247who's that
>>562165206Speak for yourself, I'm fine
>>562165227IT'S NOT ABOUT THE FAP. IT'S ABOUT PERSONAL SATISFACTION.
>>562165007>Queue is deadWhat, you don't want to play with pracshit and sludge for the 20th time?
>>562165486tits or gtfo
>>562165116That one looks pretty nice post side profile
>>562165596I have practice blocked because I like fighting balancers
>>562165227this is a very good advice
Recluse Milk
>>562165852
I miss shifty she kept the PW alive with her enthusiasm.... the lot of you are so rude
>>562166570is this ai art?
>>562166368can you help me cum?
I miss trish
>>562166741
>>562166623Don't reply to trash
>>562167008Least messy drinking experience. That's why I just smoke weed
>>562165871Really? I never saw Practice dodge balancers. If anyone has been dodging balancers lately, it's me. I've dodged them like 4 times in the last few days, and I still have 19 Balancer fights in my history. I'm trying to get that down to 10.Anyway, the queue has been dead for hours now. The only reason I haven't swapped to randos, is I'm actually using the downtime to get stuff done.
>>562167189nigger
>>562165871my last game with him was ED balancers actually, he carried hard but treated us like cattlemaking sure he was the only one without LLTBT to attract the birds to himself, and spam pinging during the fight so we followed him around
>>562167414they don't play the game, he only dodge augur now
>>562165871let me guess, z tier?
>>562165871Get with the times grandpa he doesn't dodge balancers anymore now he griefs
>>562167359Hmm I don't think smoking it would help, that way you take less THC. Sometimes you don't get high the first time.
>>562167829Why did he dodge it in the first place?
>>562168003He's a sissy
my ass burnsmy dick burnsi have have prostate cancerLETS GOOO TIME TO PVP
>>562168003Hard to say. I don't think he was dodging it to farm a streak because he loses/disconnects pretty often.
>>562168076Ughh I don't wanna go back to doing invasions... they sound cooler in my head, but when I get on, it's just disgusting overleveled L2 spam
>>562168262my face is your seat
>>562168453Good seat!
fat fuck
>>562168686*lick*
>>562168352I want to help you be able to wake up happy again
>>562168758nta but how
>>562168667Do it faggot! I'm cheering on you! KYS! KYS! KYS!
>>562168942Even though I am deeply repulsed by you I would never wish death upon you even jokingly, everything about you is hollow and meaningless
>>562168262>>562168686>>562168495Stop
>>562169090>virtue signaling this hardOkay??
What's the faggiest build one can make in ER?
bee urself
>>562169190Antspur fingerprint?
>>562169483but that's the most honest buildyou just wanna beat the game and you are honest about it
The first half of ER is horse slop and then the last 10% is nonstop bosses. Surely they could have paced this better
>>562161938bleechbooru kino...
>you can still do varre's quest >even after killing Mohglmao they really didnt thought this through
>>562169673Trve. They need to get Todd on board for their next game.
>>562165116upgrade over that ugly asian chic
>>562168003pussy player obviously
>>562168942A new low for trishtinx to be sure
>>562169878I think it can be explained away as the Mohgwyn Dynasty being a blood MLM in-universe and none of the actual bloody fingers have a clue about what Mohgger is up to, except for a few trusted ones like Ansbach o algo
ok anon that's enough, time to mimir
>>5621702241 sex please
>>562170085What are you gonna do, block me?
>>562169190Define faggiest
Guess I'll have to try my luck queuing during the day. The owl hours are too dead.
>>562166372Well you passed the chin danger zone well done
>>562170801naam?
>>562170801Makes no sense during the work week, every password user is in school. Friday evenings are the most active in my experience
>>562170801The PW is just dead. Yesterday I checked and every game was sludge and practice
>>562170224when are you gonna come out you know I know right?
Me and shifty waiting at the roundtable together for the dead queue
>>562169190bleed weeb
the best bro in the whole series
>>562171032that doesnt make sense idiot
>>562169860got to make 1(ONE) post on PC before it rangedbanned me very cooland again I can still post on mobile so???
What was all this about? Was this a dropped plotline about Miquella and Godwyn?
le queue
>>562172647yeah, miyazaki been trying to insert a eclipse berserk plot since DS1, and everytime dev money runs out or he cant fully fit it in
queueing too
too late taking a giant nightreign on the crapper
These lands were promised to us 3000 years ago!
>reset to D1>absolute kino>every game is clutch or lose, the pubs will 3 bar to the most insane shit>most games you have to solo invaders, or take command of the routing and force them>DLC camps may as well be black holes, the pubbies will not follow you there>2bug and 3bug are the great filters for pubbies>greg and balanciga are free wins because they are forgiving solo fights>great hollow is nightmare mode, you must find every crystal and kill every boss solo while the pubbies wander around lostI'm enjoying.
>>562173659I'm thinking about starting a new profile just to do this, but I'm afraid I'm not good enough to solo carry like that
E
>>562174012just pick raider and stack negation. You can facetank anything below D4
>>562168686the fuck
hey look, its /erg/ favorite enemy
>>562174314its a cumn vial
A lot of you deserve to be hit by a rally car going at full speed.
>>562175641what in the heck kind of made up shit is that
>>562175641I'm not a Yuro so that is unlikely to happen.Hope this helps.
>>562176072slut
any q'ers?
I wanna be with you, koko ni ite...
>>562175761Don't pretend.>>562176030Fine, a NASCAR then. Actually I believe they go even faster so it should hurt more and leave your body more mangled, which is a good thing.
>>562176824Id parry it like terr
god this is why i hate loretubers so muchIT WAS THE FUCKING BLACK KNIFE ASSASSINS, they were right fucking there. >b-but le hecking black flames!>the assassins use red!>it had to be le godskins!its a well known bug that whenever stuff from the Rune of Death flame hits something, it will default to black embers. In fact, the original flame was to go from red to purple in the Maliketh fight, but they patched it because too many colors i suppose.point being, not every single shit is done for some hidden purpose. sometimes, most of the times even, things are just what they seem. for fucks sake, Miyazaki takes so much shit from Berserk, and its not like Berserk was that subtle with its plots either. God it pisses me off so much i wanna kill someone
>>562177309ranni kill him
Strange captcha No idea who it is desu>>562177309Is it not better for the lore of the godskins where actually seen doing something
>>562178016nah, she only killed Seluvis. but most likely knew that the black knives would get them soon. that's why Iji was constantly telling the Tarnished to take care of Ranni>>562178082the best part about the Godskin being a literal nothinburger, is that Miyazaki did hyped them up pre-release, saying they were to represent the "ambition of man" or something.
>>562177309I actually watched this video yesterday and he says the black knife assassins killed Iji so...He just adds context like Iji taking his helmet off of his own volition to join Blaidd in death after learning about what happened to him (that's why you find his helmet on the anvil and not on his corpse)He alsos proposes that only a handful of BK assassins could actually use the destined death flame since they had their knives go through the ritual, the rest can only use its lesser version: black flame
q
>>562146929>>562147904>>562155205>>562156180>filtered and raped by GODzukikino>>562178082https://youtu.be/yUdWCeRP3oY
>>562178357well that makes it less autistic. still, you dont need to go that deep. "it was the blackknives, and the black flame its because its A FUCKING GAME, AND NOT ALWAYS AN EFFECT TRIGGERS EXACTLY THEY SUPPOSE TO"Whenever some lorenigger get uppity remember to show them this.
>>562178165who is in charge of the assassins
>>562178490No I’ve never played the game I just liked the joke dummy>>562177309>and its not like Berserk was that subtle with its plots either.It kind of was, depending on what you mean by “plot”>>562178082>No idea who it isShame on you
>>562178568I get your point, but the copium here is really easy to establish: it's just an artistic depiction created hundreds/thousands of years after the fact based on Godfrey's legend
>>562178994The two fingers, Iji's mirrorhelm description says it's made like that to ward off their intervention, and the black knive assassins arrive the moment he takes it off
>>562155375made terrjeeta seethe nice work >>562157692looks very average bordering on ugly tbqhwy
>>562160123>>562160638Don’t post kino here idiot this is a shithole
>>562161938>>562169750Post more please…
>>562164987>>562164884What ice cream one
>>562167008>>562167189>>562167359>>562167923keep your drug addict blogposting to yourself this is a straight edge™ general
>>562172154Where the hell do you live dude it must be in like Venezuela or something
>>562165247our resident dee ess jeet sisters feel the same and wish you one as well!!!
>>562169673It’s by far the most uneven game in their portfolio. Highest highs arguably but also the lowest lows. Disappointing.
>>562179029>>562179206>>562179213>>562179331>>562179334>>562179492>>562179493>>562179589Crazy how these were all typed by the person. Don't you have something better to do?
>>562157757>>562161506Godfrey was so lucky…>>562162591>>562166368>>562166897>>562167189Wylder too…
>>562164196got him there ngl
>>562179756>defeated cuckold mindsetCringe
>>562179725wipe up your tears lil bro that’s just sad
>>562179725>>562179857You seem… upset?
>>562174207lol
>>562179857>>562179725exposed that faggot freak and made him seethe so hard he replied twice out of sheer anger well done victory is now yours
>>562177204don't talk about yourself terrfraud
What if wylder and ironeye went fishing together
>>562181214Duchess is so lucky...
>>562180778>>562180765Demolished that faggot maggot so hard xhe had to bust out the samefaggotry in a vain attempt to save face needless to say you’re the victor beyond a reasonable doubt in this pathetically short exchange
>>562164583go back
>Demolished that faggot maggot so hard xhe had to bust out the samefaggotry in a vain attempt to save face needless to say you’re the victor beyond a reasonable doubt in this pathetically short exchange
I see you guys have a problem with 1 or more niggers shitting up the thread too. Are most generals like this?
>>562181640Niggers is out of fashion. We call everyone Indian now
>>562181640Anons are just making fun of the bronyfag again, this isn't new.
>>562181753What did Ytlaire do now?
>>562181849Not a big dealio
>>562181640This is probably one of the worst generals, the very bottom of the bottom right next to xiv
>>562181934Have you ever been there? What is it like?
>>562181919Classic
>>562181279Made him cry even more here nice work>>562181640Most generals are in fact plagued by one or a few subhumans who can’t behave themselves, it’s just in their nature to act as magnets for low lives like that sadly
>>562181640im just gonna say it how it is okay but half of all posters here are just terrible, just think about it. it's a slew of avatarfags, dramafags, shitposters, mass reply spammers, schizos, trannies, tranny worshippers, ecelebs, eceleb worshippers.people don't want to admit it but we are genuinely one of the worst generals on here
>>562182221Its just 1 guy and his enabler. Anons have bullied them into submission a million times and they'll do it again.
We can all agree on one thing - it’s still better than dee ess jeet
>>562182221you said all that and then you look and its just 3 people at most
gg lltb
>>562182323>>562182424
good morning erg!!!
gg 2x balancer dodger
oi stop it, lemme fight my 4th balancer in a row
this balancer rng kekaroo
kekyou VILL fight ze balancers
>>562182323well yeah, a rotting pile of garbage would be better than that shithole (rest in piss)
>>562182827>>562182323>>562182523We are not any better than /dsg/ it's the cold hard truth
>>562183024whats that?
>We are not any better than /dsg/ it's the cold hard truth
>>562182323Objective fact which made the thread shitter cry
>>562183101>tranime
>>562183073>>562183101>>562183145>>562183170>>562183024Calm down son
>>562183197what is it?
>>562182323dsg won btw
>>562183358What is that?
>>562182323>>562183073>>562183101>>562183404you’re sending him into his loops take it easy
>>562183509someone is loopy?
>>562183101>AryanimeKino
>>562182827>>562183145>>562183197>>562183509>>562183596>continued thread shitter samefag meltycinema
Do you guys have any fun ideas for invasion builds?Right now I'm using a DEX build with a Keen Urumi, 3 spread crossbows and sleep pots, the sleep helps a lot since it sets up the 2HR2 + R1 combo, and it also triggers the sleep exultation talisman which makes the whole thing deal absurd amounts of damage.
>>562184331Where's a good place to farm sleep pots?
>>562184261>>562183509>>562183145tfw no cute cheerleader-poster supporting you when you destroy people
>>562184374There's a good spot with lots of Jellyfish in the snow area.There might be a better one in the DLC, since they added some good spots for gathering certain resources in it, but I don't know about it.Something like Mohg's spear is really good to farm them.
>>562182323It's still slightly better than dsg was right before dying, while the shitty elements are just as bad, there are still some interesting things here.I've heard dsg used to be better in old times
>>562184374just milk it from trina
>>562184738> I've heard dsg used to be better in old times Untrue. I was there. Surprisingly you’d get better discussion on /v/ with the right kind of bait.
>>562185001>I was there.Newfag larping as an oldfag detected.
>>562184261 (me)Meant for >>562183358 >>562183024>>562181000 >>562178490 >>562179725
>>562182525Good morning cutie :)
>>562185398You tell em doxxed bronybro.
>>562185398lol horsefucker
>>562185089Unfortunately this isn’t true. I wasn’t one of them ever. Because it was always a third world we general. They were always obsessed with thread personalities and ecelebs. The threads were at their best when they were having aggressively surface level lore discussion.
5886holy fucking cringe ergite pretending to be a dsgod
>>562185996whats that?
Choose my class, starting weapon, and future weapon for Bloodborne, /erg/. I’m playing it again.
>>562185886>still pretending Kek.
>>562186238You must learn to think independently
>>562185704>>562185591Don’t respond twice faggot
>>562185886>>562185001Based Ergod telling the truth and triggering the Dee ess jeet you love to see it
I am queuing ergyogurts from ergreek
>>562186809you tell em doxed bronybro
>>562186238Class: military veteran Starting weapon: Hunters axeFuture weapon: Parasite
>>562186889I love ergyogurts it's my new vocal stimErgieyogurts
>>562186920Didn’t mean to trigger you
>>562182221>Someone attaching an image to their post in an imageboard is a terrible human being
>>562187025Don't worry you didn't lol. Imagine getting triggered by your little brother. Couldn't be me.
I MISS HER
>>562187096you sound upset
>>562187224Madison?
>>562182221What drama, the practice thing? Gosh Im already over it, anons who do not play the videogame keep bringing it up sorry...
>>562187259BRYN!
>>562187025you struck the nail on his head nicely done the thread is yours
>>562187278Firekeeper gf
>>562187278>Warn the thread somebody lost his shit and griefed a streak, like straight up>Oh my god drama, can you stop being such a drama whore!
>>562114670subhuman stroke moment
so who won who lost
>>562187457keep it in the cord sister.
>>562187457don't reply to yourself trash
>>562187510practice wonviteazu wontrash lostmass reply fag lost
>trish hrt induced meltykino
See. It's all threadshitting as usual. Don't blame our avatarGODS
>>562120018>>562122675I sincerely doubt that’s true but good to know I guess>>562125242Cool post
>posting the final few seconds of a fight and then some map recording as "proof" instead of showing the whole fightwith how much of a liar trash is I don't trust it one bit
>>562187725me when I lack any kind of self awareness
@tinpo dox trish and you'll forever be celebrated as an erg hero
>>562187725trvke but the thread is not ready for such truths
rikken620tyoudai
password so dead we don't even have streamers anymore, I miss them
>>562129198don’t post my wife here
>>562187810Except in the map recording, you can see how he split far away from them all of day 2 and then tried to revive 0 times. He was afk like 5 minutes in a normal fort and didn't even clear it. Nice try, pracjeet
>>562187858Happened a long time ago.
>>562188130>from themi mean us*
>>562188130if he was griefing the fight it'd be very easy to just post the full thing instead of the endthe fact you won't post it means you're just a slimy ballbag
>>562188349>Changing the goalpost instantly
>>562188461you don't know what that means since you're ESL
>>562181640>>562181462>>562181462>threadshitters are upsettheatre
>>562188349Sorry I dont have shadowplay enabled and I was kind of dumbfounded. I asked tinpo to record but sadly their shadowplay was only like 30 seconds.
>>562187025You triggered him hard kek>>562187510Trish wonTerr lost
>>562188584you owned him and now hes putting on his fake nice personality to score troon points, good job
>>562187510Devil wonterr lost
>>562187457See? I don't really do anything. It's just like 2 weird guys on disability who jump at me whenever I make a post
please get a better material
>>562188869>samefaggingkino
>>562188461you move goalposts, you don’t change them>>562188759the trish obsessed schizo is awake be careful please
better yet please leave the gennie
>>562188759Same guy
>>562187675>viteazu wonsaid no one ever maybe won the raped by horse award*
>>562188612>self narrated projectionCinema indeed>>562187691>>562187675>>562186920Got his ass here
>>562188958Tomato tomatoIf you change the goal from point A to point B the goalpost has been succesfully moved
>>562188998sorry but that award goes to trish6 barred to fulGAWD
>>562188869You are a fat brown leech with no job you don't get to make fun of people on 'disability', look in the mirror
>>562157590Any girls who look like this?
See I'm not even posting and they're like baboons for me!
don't you just love it when the thread devolves into mindless shitflinging
ggpost
>succesfully
>>562189185>>562189202Anons tricked him into his loops a long time ago.
>>562189074True, they both got stomped
>>562189219who's training arc?
>>562189202you can blame the terr obsessed schizo and deviljeet for that
>>562189202I'm so sorry, there's like 2 schizos who can't stop being monkeys for me... it's kinda cute, they like me so much
>>562189370shut up and post your feet
>>562189185>>562189050>>562188869>>562188624>>562188461>>562188130>>562187725>>562187457>>562187278>>562187096
>>562189370i like you too
>>562189529trish take a screenshot of this, bet you won't
>>562188879> ESL>>562188998>>562188869>>562189185truth
>>562189370*smooch*
>>562189613>Anon discovers I don't always need to attach a picture to my post
>>562189202The Trish obsessed schizo just can’t help himself sadly>>562186809Bodied that freak
>>562188069I'll stream if there's a patch, otherwise it's not worth it
>>562190034>making the goal impossible because she doesn't wanna get exposed as a fraud like extremist's stream
>Trish obsessed schizo mass reply shitter is trying to force this so hard
>>562190201wut?
>>562190398You'll trigger him again, careful.
>>562190201immediately made xher seethe and cry well done
>>562190201boxy/smeejeet's stream*
>>562189806you got his clitty quaking via accurate identification. thanks for confirming for the thread.
>>562189806Damn. Instantly proven right. Impressive.
>>562189589>>562189723Kissing these anons on the cheek! Mwa>>562190398said the TOS.
>>562190549terr's streams were good because at least he was B tier or above and he knew how to play
>>562190731Said literally no one ever stop talking about yourself in third person thread shitter
>>562190549I mean xhe got exposed in extremist's stream>>562190731>samefagkinoEven tho trish has a bigger winstreak than him
>>562190549>>562190731i miss him...
terr it up uh uh
>>562168686>>562168495>>562168262We need more like this please
>>562190963I look like all of those images IRL, weird
>>562190398>>562190514You instantly triggered him and made him cry so hard he replied to himself twice out of sheer frustration nicely done
>>562190825>>562190574>>562189806Holy fuck you’re making him BOIL let up off the guy please
>>562190825it’s really fucking funny that he HAS to do that to keep up with the larp or it all falls apart
>>562186889>>562187008my culture is not your vocabulary
>>562190925>>562190963>>562191053>>562191092>>562191169What went wrong?
>>562191219your parents didn’t abort you
win streak is literally a worthless number to show off, there are so many ways to game the system
>>562191320and other copes trish tells xherself
>>562185996>hehehe dog 2 >hehehe dog 3Wow great stuff.
>>562191405candidate for the worst trish post yet
>>562191405?????
>>562191523It’s 100% on topic don’t even think about it
>>562191405slut...
Why is tinpo so dosghit trishbeit?
>>562191589New thread???
>>562191405Best post itt ngl
>>562191405>shoes in bed
Putrid dogshit general just nuke this place already
>>562191950me and anon
imagine ERPing with janny everyday so you have the privilege to shit on blue boards that could not be me
>>562192203> ESL
>>562190847>>562190549>>562190825This immediately angered the fraud known as terrjeet, well done.
>>562192391sorry for calling you out like that I'll be more subtle next time
I still find hilarious how G.R.R made the Two Fingers with the intention of them being some cultist religious organization that controls the church of Marika from the shadows...... and then Miyazaki just made them two actual big ass fingers who talk by moving and are in contact with extraterrestrial forces beyond this plane.
keep 'hing 'sh to 'ost he will bring the ergurms down
I wonder if there still are random newbs playing NR, today I feel like queuing non-depths runs to help them
Awful image
Terr x Recluse
>>562191405I love this website
>>562193408You'll get a game in 10 seconds
why would you post unspoilered nsfw here i don't get it....at least we'll be free of him for a couple of days.
>>562193725Even tho I just get warned fag
>>562194001You dont have a job for someone to see it tho, you just wanna drama me up!
>>562191405Abhorrent>>562193408You can get games pretty easily at D0.
>>562194001You should know by now that latinxes are extremely addicted to porn. Just think of onlywaifu and onlyafro. You never notice how mexicans always have a shitton of kids too?
>>562194383It's bizarre how common it is, must be a curse of being a defeated mixed mutt people
>>562194383>mexicans always have a shitton of kids too?They rape them, too. That would explain trish's behavior. He got molested by his whole family.
>>562194383>latinx>crossdress>invade>addicted to pornIt's scary how similar they are
>theyre so mad theyre doing racist schizobabblingkino
see? im telling you! there's a fucking janny settled here! its not reasonable how quick they are, on such a backwater general no one but autists use
>>562194625>esl
>>562194643I LOVE LEDA!
>>562194643Its an automatic response from mass proxy reports, newfie
>>562191405this makes trashtina the best /erg/ poster
For me? it's gotta be Karla.
>>562194772Hey man you might not know this but nsfw is not allowed on blue boards
https://screenrant.com/bloodborne-official-new-release-june-2026/
>>562168686Why is this still up but the other was deleted?
Because Trish WON
>>562194643This image perfectly describes the eroguro fic I wrote long ago. Thank you.
>>562195986share it with the class
>>562196164No.
>>562196257why not?
>>562196305It reads terrible. When I have the chance to polish it up, maybe.
>>562196305it's probably cringe
Don't forget that its Zorban's fault for bringing Trish here
>>562195173>clickbait slopkys
and it's your fault for watching them
>>562196471This all started because you idiots were so desperate to become ecelebs. But if there's someone to blame it would be mushjeet because he was the first to stream.
>>562196857Wasn't it extremist?
>>562197229No, it was mushjeet. Then extremist, then zorbfat.
would you forgive zanzibart?
>>562197589mushjeet is legit one of the worst posters, just shits up the thread with erp troon chasing and doesn't play the game anymore
>>562196471To begin this discussion we have to go back to elden ring e3 announcement
>>562197753what did he do
>>562198143Gave birth to Trish
>>562198143he failed myrmidon of loss, or was the other way around...? a mystery...
>>562194001gemmy
1/3 gonna give erg a chance before randosunless you are sludge and still adamant on blocking me I guessjust remember acceptance =/= forgiveness, we only need the former
>>562198340hmmm maybe in ng+ I don't progress the quest to keep zanzibart in one place and I can visit and drop him warming stones on the regular so he doesn't need forgiveness
>>562198971naam?
>>562199872terr
>>562200414love!
>>562200414eww>>562200546good bait
>>562199872latinatrashinx
>>562200673thanks for the (You)
ded q, going randos bye
>>562174349i can excuse a lot of stuff in the dlc but the fire golems and tree spirits are just so, so fucking shit.
>>562201996>>562201996>>562201996
fire golem for nitoreign nyow!
>>562201283Bye Trish. Don't come back.