Vacation Time Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-25-2026-update.121766/post-232903>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>562067460
the last balance patch consisting of yoshi and co. taking graves behind the shed and blowing her brains out before going to hawaii is fucking hilarious
I TAKE YOUR LIFE!
She doesnt deserve the hate. You just suck ass.
do they really go to hawaii for the whole month???
>>562108810What is this thing about a Hawaii vacation?
>>562108925but graves is still strong rn lol
Sex with Venator
>>562108945To be honest I wouldn't hate her as much if she didn't look like she had hydrocephalus
>>562108995valve go on company paid excursion mental health sabbaticals every few months to pray the racism away, consume weed, worship bbc and curse drumpf, your ragular patch schedule will resume after their latest vacay
>*HUFFS* DEY CAN *COUGHS* TRY TO RUN *WHEEZES* AND IT WILL MATTER *FALLS OVER*
Ladies and gentlemen, I know how to fix DeadlockMake it 5v5Also add a 3v3 MOBA mode on a smaller map
Once again I am asking for my wife to have her kit reworked and model fixed.Do it Yoshi, and my life is yours!
>>562109182Twisted Treeline is never coming back shitter
>>562108995Valve goes on an annual vacation to Hawaii in April
>>562109234Damn, working at Valve must be nice.
>>562109234man what is this epstein shit idolatry totem
>>562109147>going on company paid excursion mental health sabbaticals every few months to pray the racism away, consume weed, worship bbc and curse drumpf
Why are people so mean to my sleepy chud son
>>562108217Depends. When you're lagging behind and being raped by one billion spirit damage buying spirit resilience will do a grand total of fuck all unless you're, like, Abrams I guess.
>>562109439Cute aggression from browns. But on the other hand this faggot stole my sinners so he gets what he fucking deserves.
bros how do you build gun ivy? it feels like shes better just getting tesla bullets then going kudzu spam
It's outhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/664952
>>562108217he's right, counter items are a complete noobtrap if you neglect damage or the items u need to make ur char useful to get themthats why apollo is still super strong in eternus even tho mmmuh just buy counter items bro xd hes useless lol just buy items
With Holiday's funny bouncepads what is the viability of playing her as a support?
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY FELLOW SILVER SISTERS :3IT'S TOO BAD VALVE ARE A BUNCH OF TRANSPHOBES THAT DON'T WANT TO GIVE SILVER BUFFS >:(
>>562109347>Christian observes another culture>"IDOLATRY IDOLATRY IDOLATRY"
>>562109596Thats right. Her gun scaling is terrible. You can use crippling headshot though. Merc magnum should also work with chudzu bombs.
how to play mina in brawl
>>562109596>tesla boolet>spirit rend>escalating exposure>poison roundsetc.
>>562109610I wish this guy's toon mods were as good as Toon Ivy, that shit was next level
>>562109010you don't understand a 53% winrate means my character is GUTTED
>>562109807i doubt its 4real looks like some shit a tourist agency put up because it looked vaguely hawaiian HOWEVER idolatry shit is always creepy just google anything related to epstein's island jews are famous for idolatry as they've descended to it countless times in the bible and the most depraved among them do so today, just google any pic and you'll see strange offputting bizarro objects/idols all around his hunting ground, that's valve if they don't gimmie a new real patch soon
i'm tired of tiktok graves
I do my builds from left to right and still hit ascendant AMA
Someone said SilverAWOOOOOOOOOO
>>562109814>>562109992noted, tesla bullets does feel nice but it feels like im tickling their assholes unless i grab toxic bullets or some spirit later on.
>>562110116Why do you wear femboy clothes?
>>562109660Maxing ult first in holiday is totally viable
>>562109596>bros how do you build gun ivy?her base damage sucks ass, her magsize and firerate are high.so you want bullet effects, mag size percentage increases and more fire rate.If you think you can run weapon damage think again, because its going to be a percentage increase of damage for ants
>>562110154go full aids spreader with Ricochet, Inhibitor, Bullet resist shred, etc. it's probably going to suck ass, but it'll be funny
>>562110206Nothing wrong with wearing a hoodie in spring. And thigh highs
>my conscience telling me to not finish this sinners machine I started and go help my teammate getting jumped by two people 100m away in our jungle
Buff Silver
>>562110070>HOWEVER idolatry shit is always creepy just google anything related to epstein's islandThat shit is creepy because it's related to kikes raping and eating children, not because it's idols. Regular idols are like pagan totems and stuff.
>>562110445thats also inherently evil, to lesser degrees
>>562110441>Buff SilverAs opposed to what? Lithe Silver?
I went here to see what 4chan thought of the last balance patch, with it being as awful as it wasHowever it seems everyone ITT is shitcan. Grim
>>562110019Noooo my S-tier crutch is merely A-tier now. How am I supposed to win?!?
I'm eternus btw
>>562110547>thats also inherently evilPlease refer to >>562109807
Mina!
just had to pee ingame we had no pause i had to hurry so much i peed all over the top of my pants leaving the toilet and played with pissed on pants
>>562110667that Mina looks really fed
>>562108939>Dueling a mirage 7k up as celeste.Why?>>562108925>blowing her brains outMore like taking her gun away and giving her a stern talking to before feeling bad and giving her a knife instead.
>silver calls me bald after I tell her to please stop feedingHow does she know?
SING SING TOMMY SHAYYYY BOOOYS*throws knife*GOD USED ME AS A HAMMER BOOOOYS*dashes*TO BEAT HIS WEARY DRUM TODAAAAY*dashes again*HOIST THAT RAG*clips through three enemies and executes*HOIST THAT RAG*executes again*HOIST THAT RAG*executes again*
>>562110307>>562110324i might try it, im mostly getting put in situations where ive got 6 spirit characters on my team and then nobody else goes orange items or even hybrid. its starting to get vile when i want to play ivy
>>562110667
>Team of 3 characters that get absolutely raped by knockdown>Nobody but me buysascendant lobby btw
>>562110862Boxing graves then putting her in a full nelson as punishment for losing.
>on warden>laner is a shit haze that can't stop being too low to help clear the wave>guardian falls before I can hit my powerspike>have to buy a late egg with how shit my lane went>fed apollo was being cocky as usual calling people bad and poor>it gave me determination to try my hardest>I'm not gonna sugarcoat it cage + mm + vamp burst any retard split pushing instead of using their advantage>winwhat makes people playing shitter characters like haze and apollo think they're hot shit when their rank and win rate don't reflect it
>Celeste still S+ tierThat meme is going to get the troondev knocked the fuck out by gaben himself lmao
>>562109439His gameplay usually involves him being annoying to the enemy team and his own team at the same time.
>>562111251troondev is fucking happas on hawaii while u suffer to his creation
>>562111035>i might try itm1 ivy used to be perfectly viable but the items for it has gotten nerfed along with her ability to do it.you are going to have to collect the missing stats out of the jungle to make it come online.
>four of us>two of them>three of us runaway immediately>I get ass raped alone
Why did they release a patch where the only thing they did was buff graves?
>>562111050>>562110667How can one character be such goonfuel?
>Yoshi on vacation in Hawaii>Slork was added to the game filesWhat are the chances they change Slork to be some surfer bro from Hawaii who got sucked up by a maelstrom that spawned in the ocean.
>>562111556It's kino...
>>562111448GYATT
has the game gotten laggier for anyone else lately
>>562111389im just testing out what the character has to offer, ive only played like 3 games of her. So far it feels like im more useful just grabbing healbane + healing nova and going spirit with utility items
>>562111448RAPING THIS BITCHWITH NO SURVIVORS
so, no april fools patch?
>>562111727>latelyever since nugods the game's been running like shit to me granted my pc is ass but still
>>562111448Asians are goon fuel. Which is why journos hate Asian games with hot Asian woman.
>>562111448it is what it is
>>562111448>>562112008>>562112047It's literally impossible to not goon my brains out every time I see this Asian brat
I spent the past 600 hours playing with all heroes selected but I'm thinking it's time to retire.From now on I will only play Haze, Infernus, and McGinnis.
Every game with faggotnigger Rem in my team we lose.
Are there patch notes somewhere?
>>562112330Take your pick of who ends up on your team:>Gun Rem, all orange no greens>Pillow Rem, all purple no greens>Healbot support Rem that doesn't have a single cc item
>>562112330Please understand, we needed our own marketable Jeff the Land Shark character
>>562111448PAAG + goth is like crack for white boys
>>562112545My personal favorite is the Rem who never uses their active items.
>>562111249apollo got this boy boilin kekw
how do I play rem as a straight male (biological male defined by having XY chromosomes)?
Celeste is trans?!
>>562112697>rem who uses rescue beam to drag you outta a pick on the enemy team
>>562112765is this some underage thing I don't get?
>>562112812by starting hrt
>>562112634I don't know why people complain about the knives rather than complaining about Witchmail Shiv being able to 1v4, works for me though
>>562113016apologiesapollo got this unc boilin kekw
>>562112812You don't. REM is for Foids only.
mina ha is trans
>>562112812max chudlings, steal the enemy sinners and rush anvil into cursed relic
>>562113219what's so funny
>>562113219And that's why we love her!
>>562112890I don't know if it was a troll or a retard but I had a Paige on my team who rescue beamed me INTO HAZE ULT. Thankfully I had metal skin and warp stone but still
holliday players are trannies
>>562113364yes i am, so what?
>>562112814No. She's a biological woman. Only politically charged mentally ill people on both sides think she is trans because that is all they care about and they were brain washed by CIA to perceive certain colors as political flags or some shit. Miserable subhuman, all of them.
>>562113219i fuckin wishasian traps/trannies are sooo hot i rly wanna make a short chinese/korean/jap trap worship my tall fat western body and chunky penis
I hope Valve will add more trans representation in the next batch of heroes. I'm being greedy I know but Mina, Pocket, Graves, Celeste and Silver just aren't enough...
>>562113360She knew you had metal skin and is simply so big brained you couldn't understand it.
>>562113426sniffy licky
>>562112812You don't. Play an actual straight man's support and play Dynamo
>>562112545nuh uh if you buy greens on rem you've literally failed
>>562113475Careful anon. Last /pol/ anon who pretended to be a Troon "ironically" later transitioned fully, chopped off dick and all. Fate of all /pol/tards sooner or later, it's seems. Obsessions gets to you eventually.
>Your peak is my playgroundHow do I respond without sounding mad?
>>562113475you forgot victor, he is trans
>>562114197Why would you build a playground on the mount Everest?
>>562114197*tips fedora*
>>562113494They do buy it, the problem is when to use it.
>>562114197Basing your entire personality about rank in a alpha game is embarrassing. I bet that the average ascendant player now would struggle to get into oracle 5 years in the future once rank becomes less of a meme.
As I had promised few hours ago, I'm back after my nap and some 'chores'. Not sure how many matches I can fit in before having to go back to sleep to wake up for tomorrow, but let's seeI still gotta find the third main!>>562106429kek I love being the boogeyman of the general, unless you have another Graves schizo in mind. It's great to see people instantly think of me when other people complain about something. You honor me greatly.
>>562113898More details? I want to post it whenever I see an "anti troon" repeat the troon spam of "this random character is trans", always knew they were closeted troons.
>>562114414nuh uh the game is totally hard and I am very goodin 5 years we weill all be eternus
>>562114414im literally waiting for release just to see metro drop from e6 he'll never recover from the egodeath
>another 2mb patch>another -30fps down to 70-85 average when used to get 200, at worst dropping to 150 pre old gods patch
Mina is the icon for Deadlock. Move over Abrams.Mina the sex is here.
>Do well on lane>Lane partner gets overconfident and makes retarded aggressive plays the rest of the game
>YOUR CLIENT VERSION IS NO LONGER COMPATIBLEA SECOND CHANGELOG HAS HIT THE YOSHI
>>562114417Wasn't talking about you schizo-kun, we have a new one that plays nothing but viper. Types like a slavic subhuman. At least you know how to write.
Open beta might be happening soon
>>562114902looks like shit and doesn't fit mina at all
Celeste doesn't shave her cock
Reminder that Mo&Krill is the fairest and most balanced hero in the game and is sitting smugly at an exact 50% winrate
>>562114902These outfits are ugly and you have low taste.
Where victor buffs
>>562114619I would be happy just to keep my current rank because I know for a fact some drugged up ADHD 16 year old would gap my ass in every possible way.I've seen what (((high elo))) looks like and its full of gay little meta abusers spamming the same OP heroes over and over.
Aaand game is lost because the retards didnt retreat and go mid like i told them so but instead stayed and kept dying one by one. Amazing.
>>562114902>Mina is the icon for Deadlock. Move over Abra-AAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!
>>562108217i didn't watch it but i think the idea is like>you're behind>you buy defensives>you're literally just prolonging your deathvs.>you're behind>you buy offensives>killing an enemy is pseudo damage mitigation + creates space + grants souls
>>562108810Economic power growth mechanics are for pseuds and have no place in a team hero movement shooter as good as Deadlock.
>Glass Cannon is a 35% damage boost, possibly less>Reduces your max HP by 15%>Escalating Exposure is a 62% damage boost>Gives you spirit resistExplain this.
https://www.twitch.tv/kawasaki_isumiomg another cute low views japanese speakign vtuber playing lock :3 SHUT UP THEY'RE NOT MEN
>>5621157436v6 MOBA mode is going to be the least played gamemode once they add proper gamemodes
>>562114902my tongueher tummySIMPLE as
>>562115836I genuinely believe this.
>>562112652That's crack for everyone
>>562115817buy an ad
>>562114902This looks like some 70s hippie shit, doesn't remotely fit the time period
>>562115964i have at least 5 jap vtubers that play deadlock on my twitch following nowits kinda bold to play a PC MOBA of all things in japan p much the least popular genre over there
Does this game have memory leak issues? Swear after a game or two it becomes a stuttering mess
>>562116341When i was in japan last year there was a lot of apex legends merch, they do like some hero shooters over there its just specific what clicks
>>562116571one of em told me no no no deadrock very minor game very minor game when i asked if its popular idk
Has anyone ever seen any Hollidays in games anymore? I feel like I haven't seen that character in a match forever
>>562116517yes it does, just restart after 2-3 games
>>562116659i see her everyday i hate that bitch
>>562109968just stack spirit shit so your ult shreds people, it doesn't matter though because you can legit go 9/0/7 or some shit and still lose because your team is bad so have fun
It's crazy that they managed to make a fighting game themed hero in this game. Billy plays like a fighting game, if you know what I mean.
>>562116976just call them stupid bro
>>562116976No I don't. Elaborate on this please.
>>562116628From what I understand, League only become somewhat popular over there recently so mobas are a bit niche.
>>562116853Besides lane shes a literal nobody character by mid/late game because of her terrbile scaling.
>>562116976funny coincidence since the streamer im watching is apparently a fighting game streamer and is playing billy rn i learned the game on billy personally, i'll never forget him
>>562116976calico is more fighting game like than billy, unless ur think melee = fighting game
>>562117201yeah but she pisses me off by existing
>>562116659had to look up who you were talking about because I had totally forgotten about her lol
>>562116976>>562117274I imagine Billy is fighting game because he has combos?
>SHOOT EM BEFORE THEY ESCAPE!*Moves around like a crackhead**They escape because no one was able to focus em*
>>562117201They're urn sluts if the Holliday knows how to schmoove. Anyone still maining Holliday is a schmoovement player or a retard.
>>562115106are you guys ready for even more screaming ape match leavers flooding into the game?
average current patch matchmaking
>>562117271Billy has a very fighting game playstyle so I get it. He makes the melee feel fun, battering the fuck out of people unga bunga.
>>562115817>>562117271that's a nigga (male), you can hear it because the voice changer slips up sometimes and sounds robotic
>>562117293>suddenly -120fps out of nowhere when looking forward despite seemingly nothing happening in that direction>look down>+120 fps>look forward>-120guess im playing goldeneye now
>>562116659Either completely useless feeder or one of the most competent players.
>>562117627>Drifter>Most Dmg, Kills, obj dmg>B-But he has most deathsMaybe if the whole team didn't play like pussys he could have carried your asses
>>562117773fuck didnt mean to reply
>>562117627We initiateGODS have better games than this lol do shithighs really?
The next hero's weapon should work like pic rel
>>562116659Forgotten and killed by Yoshi
>>562117627>0/8 on Paige while laning with Ivyhow?
>>562117747idk, the innotation etc sounds quite feminine, i dunno how advanced voice changers have gotten but
Gun Doorman feels like a warcrime
>>562118162>i dunno how advanced voice changers have gotten butSo good it's hard to tell.
>>562118262a warcrime against yourself mayhaps
>>562116628why do they say everything twice
>people are still buying torment pulse after the nerfsI dropped this shit. It doesn't do enough for a T3
>>562117475I do this and say this.
>>562118429It still applies EE if you have that item, that is it's only use. For heroes like Yamato or Apollo who can't constantly apply it it's worth considering.
>>562118429idk what else to get on victor if not tp
>>562115106was it really valve or the people mad at the account? >open beta soonwe have been saying that since last year, it will happen around december amd announced at the TI or some other event and of course on steam, no they will not just shadowdrop it
>>562118429Torment pulse is always my highest-second higher damage source as Mo and like the other guy said it procs escalating exposure
>>562118783Hit take but Old Gods was the open beta release.
>>562112545For me it's metaslut that never lives up to his potential Rem. Knows which core items to buy, knows to fill active item slots, never picks the appropriate ones for what's needed in that match or is just never in the right place to actually get value out of them (e.g. consistently failing to knockdown Lash/Vin/Seven). It's me btw, I'm that Rem.
is there a point to pressing melee past the 5 minute mark if you dont have a stun to combo it from like abraham or ventilator
>>562118307are u the guy that said that this one was a guyhttps://www.twitch.tv/mmm_minami/clip/RelentlessEnthusiasticBasenjiSquadGoals-ZovEICi6UKX7Z54lidk it does sound a bit robotic but i figured that was like a filter they put for the vtuber mystique also it seems like a woman's laughi dunno
surprising amount of girls playing deadlock are posting their tits on twitter
>>562115189I'm not sure I like mo and krill being paired together but it also makes sense.
https://youtu.be/WkGDC3idX1E?t=149
>>562117627Bruh you're playing Silver how are you not solo carrying?
>>562119068so like, one out of the five that play posted their tits? 20% is in fact pretty high
>>562115817that's a man
I am a Valve employee. Before I go on my month long vacation to Hawaii, I would like to reveal what Billy looked like before he got that goat head
>>562118429it's nice.
>>562116696Knew it, thanks anon
>>562119506idk what flag that is but if my king abrams likes those donuts it must be cool
>>562119227>doing well on billyidk you guys might be righta female hasn't ever and will never do that
>Last seen A moment ago · Viewing forum Changelog Feedback
>Last seen A moment ago · Jorking it to Mina
>Last seen A moment ago · Nerfing Silver even harder because her fans were kind of annoying on /dlg/
>>562119158I didn't have a good game and the other lanes got demolished even harder
i feel retarded for laughing
>Shiv player in my phantom matches moving abnormally well, hitting all the alt fire movement tech shit>Check his stats post game>80% winrate on 150 total matches playedI fucking hate smurfs
>>562110013Link
which shiv and mina players should I watch to up my game
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-31-2026-update.5773/
>>562112545All damage and spam all purple Rem is based, faggot
>>562119148Space Dandy Shiv skin when
>>562120072me
>>562120108heh.
>>562120108>Sex With Abrams updateFinally
>>562116659Her passive is boring (like every passive in the game), jump pad is sort of boring and a crutch plus enemies can use it (WHY), barrels COULD be fun but to at minimum NOT THROW you have to jump+melee them and I don't find that fun, and her ult's hitbox is way too small
please... stop dispelling my serrated shivs and decay....
>>562120186
>>562118429>mobaniggers be like:>WAAAH THIS ITEM NOW ONLY DOES 51 DAMAGE PER PROC INSTEAD OF 54 IT'S FUCKING RUINEDget fucking real retard, it lost 2 base dmg and 2 dmg per 100 spirit
>>562113475Haze, wraith , ivy , Paige, Calisto, Holliday, Lady Geist, MCginnis, Vindicta, Vyper and Yamato isnt enough?
>>562120732
>>562120072eido
>>562118598>It still applies EEThat's also why I've dropped EE on Apollo.Basically you need both these items for either to get value on either. Might as well skip torment and get spirit burn if you really want EE>>562120108>Voice/Text chat is now opt-in. There is a prompt pre-match for joining the chat, or you can control it at any time from the ESC menu during a match.God now that's a fucking throwback. Didn't last long
>>562119990This motherfucker right here.
>>562116659See her a lot of in my high ascendant games (EU , soloq)Basically unkillable same as Apollo aslong they press know how to press 3
How long until the bomb build on Geist stops carrying my ass in games?
>>562120072eido is an annoying fag but he's the best shiv alive
>>562120737>Thing suffers 2% nerfBro why are you still using thing, don't you read the patch notes?
>>562119990When people on the enemy team understand what spirit resilience does.
>>562120972alchemist or some shit probablybomb geist sucks
>something absurd happened in the game so I want to see the replay>now have to wait 6000000 years for them to "get the replay ready">know that if i just queue up i'll forget about it
>>562121079close and open the game
>>562120848what build do you run? I had a bunch of fun on apollo yesterday. torment pulse was averaging like 6k damage @ 35 mins
>>562121059meant for >>562120972
>drag item into quickbuy to change order of it>item icon is now stuck in the top left corner for the rest of the match >stays there after match until I restart the game
>>562121070The one before archonEmissary I believe.
>>562121070I'm a scrub - could you explain few reasons why that's the case? Is it because people get better at dodging them?
>>562121205Mahvel Rivals import skins look terrible in Deadlock. Please stop posting Squirrel Girl with Paige's head surgically attached.
>>562121205literally just stealing luna snow's skin is kinda cringe
Is it true you play Mina better if you do it while cosplaying her?
>>562121330Armour, dodging and people don't clump up as often the second time they realize that someone on the enemy team is just going to spam AoE aidsballs at them.
>>562120108>The sex update: >We have added a hideout sex minigame where you can have sex with Abrams, Lash, Venator, Warden, and MoI know how I'm spending my spring break!
>>562120186>>562120608Dandy bros... I remember way back when shiv was in the testing phase I was hoping so bad he'd be a Dandy guy in new york... Instead we got knife nigger
>>562119795I hope this is true because they deserve it.
Official ranking of annoyance:>Silverfags>Minafags>Gravesfags (me)>Ivyfags>Barafags
>>562121205She would not fucking dress like that
>>562121548I'm sorry but her getting first picked every week just makes me giggle like a retard.Legit mind controlled
what heroes should I play if I keep getting lost on the map, always have the least souls and most deaths?
Silver upplayers are more annoying than Silver enjoyers.Silver enjoyers are 100% justified in everything they post.
>>562121176huh?I thought it just worked the same way it does in dota where you just have to wait a while
>>562121548>Gravesfag putting anything above himself in a ranking of annoyance
>>562121742Graves
>>562121751if you close and open the game you can download the reply
>>562120848I wanna be the main character ass kit, what the fuck
>>562121742Your instincts are probably going to say Rem but the Thinking man picks The Drifter so he can contribute by randomly pressing ult while lost in the subway tunnels.
>>562121205cute toesshe looks bogged tho
>>562121319I once had an Abrams icon stuck on the screen across 2 games, it was funny until the 2nd game had an actual Abrams. I was hoping pinging him would make the first one go away but it just made two
WHY ARE SILVERMAINS SO CLUMSY?!
Gun doorman is totally initiate tier, no one should ever try it out it's absolute ass haha200+ damage per bullet and proccing inhibitor in 2 shots? Yeah you're throwing reported go next
HERE COMES THE LOSS
Deadlock community is so diverse and accepting…
>>562122191This is a pretty competitive match though. Stop being a bitch and lock in.
>>562122243Would
>>562121426You must also wear the cage.
>>562122243How do I always just know, like on an instinctual level
Queued into another matchmaking rat playing Grey Talon. This time, 8 games with a 0 percent winrate. I afked immediately. No world are these people worth my effort. I simply just don't give a fuck.
>>562122243white men are so fucking ugly why do they keep transitioning
Just got back from an unwinnable game playing my homie GT. This fucking nigger Graves just afk'd the entire game. What did I do to deserve this shit matchmaking rng, Yoshi?
The man/woman who wrote Doorman's lines is out there in society somewhere
>>562122084>>562121319Recent update brought back some preciously patched UI bugs and its very tiresome.
>>562122718Dont give up fren. You'll get that win eventually.
is there a guide for emissaryshitters
>>562122243>the tranny holiday is a day before april fools dayKKKKEEEEEEKKKKK
>>562122897If you care enough to watch videos, skip guides and tips and tricks video. just watch demos of actually good players
>>562121730lel I took this screenshot, silver upplayers dont understand she is basically the heel/draw/face of NS for views. Teams dont give a shit about a 100 usd prize per player
>>562122243kinda looks like that one Dota 2 pro player
>>562122897At your level focus on effective farming and practice split pushing. Minimize your downtime. Most players will be brooling ineffectively while you get shit done.
>>562122243i NEED an agp mina gf to fuck their bussy HARD and make em suck my dick while we're in duoqueue.... and daddy roleplay while we're ingame and cost my team the game by refusing to split up and refuse to have xer support any other teammates but me
>p-pros only pick silver to lose tournaments, waste their time, shit on their career prospects just to troll us silver players!! it's a grand conspiracy among every single pro team!!
https://streamable.com/53kivtI love mid boss brooling
>>562123265Yes thats correct
>>562123306Impressive gameplay. You managed to execute an Active reload without failing.
Wow i wonder how this game will go with this retarded Seven dying billion times to Apollo
>>562123265Even if you think she's strong, she's defo not first pick material. It'd be like first picking Drifter every week after meh results, pure mental illness.
>>562123704Looks like sinclair is raping your ass too
>>562123704>Strong early game hero does something early into the gameSurrender at 20. Its already over.
>>562118080>scattergun but with no skill required>shit airblast (most fun part of pyro)>added bonus of raping every single revert server harder than the reverted phlogyeah no thanks. bring us the pre-gutted peak degreaser instead.
>>562123843So when our strong late game starts?
>>562123265pros pick silver because there are like 3 viable frontliners and she's the only choice if one is banned and other is picked.
>>562122191Your team has way more meta picks than theirs why are you whining.
I won my lane 8/0 but now I keep dying to Silver with every respawn. Literally 6 deaths in a row. Respawn > Die
>>562124003Post items, if you didn't buy slowing hex it was literally your fault entirely.
>>562124156DUDE LE SLOWING HEX IT WINS GAMES TOTALLY WINS AGAINST 30/0 GEIST
>>562124248She's 9 and 2
>>562123704I actually had a game the other day where I died 5 times in lane to an Apollo as Seven, but we ended up winning because I just farmed and split push both side lane walkers solo while the Apollo stopped doing anything meaningful 20 minutes into the match. Stories from pisslow.
>another episode of team sits in jungle and doesn't give a fuck about walkers dying to troopersafter dogshit lane I was bent on not being dedicated janny for a change and that's what happens, how am I supposed to get my trophy hunter stacks when all I do is zipline to push wave
>>562124003Should have played better. You'll never reach late game if you shit the bed this badly early.
>>562122243holy fuck lol
>>562124509don't buy trophy collector
>>562124625I'm a supportsissy and getting stacks are the only dopamine rush moments in entire game
>>562124509you cant complain about stuff like that while you are still buying trophy collector my man
So the fuck you're supposed to do here? And before some retarded nigger, shit eating tranny says:>UGHGH DUUUR UGHGHG DUURUR HUGUHG SOME UGUHGHUGH GAMES ARE UNWINNABLEThen why NO games are unloseble? Why is it that EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME i have to carry my fucking team and never ever ever i get a competent teammates? Always fucking retards like seven who do the T1 camp while a 100 HP Haze is pushing our Walker?
>>562124721forced loss against 2 smurfs while you had 2/3 new players. unlucky
>>562122191should report anyone queuing victor for griefing
>>562124574>dude just DON'T GET RETARD NIGGER SEVEN LIKE WHO'S RETARDED AS MY WHORE MOTHER WHO GAVE BIRTH TO A SHISTAIN LIKE ME LMAO git gud manipulate the quantum fluctuations of the universe and manifest great matchmaking
>>562124883i will not be stopped
>>562124721matchmaking is like this for every solo queue right now. not your fault. only solution is to get a stack
>>562124509Pick wraith/haze/vyper and enjoy ur free wins while jannying 2 lanes
>>562124884stop talking like me fagget your own personality
The truth nvke is there is no "matchmaking fix." MM is not broken in the eyes of the devs, it is working exactly as intended.
>>562124625>>562124715>fag that will never have the gravitational force of a collapsed star
>>562124721POST NAME NIGGER I NEED YOU IN MY BASTARDS SQUAD
No one is playing Kelvin because he is "fun" or has a cool design, it's literally just metaslaving faggots and I hope Yoshi goes for the throat next patch
>>562124509>guy is doing a camp right next to a big wave>ok I can go somewhere else>OUR GREEN GUARDIAN HAS BEEN DESTROYED
>>562125103I get your point, but sometimes you just have to play how you want. The people who perform poorly. Then fuck off to the jungle, without realizing troopers give more souls deserve to lose. Get those stacks and have fun.
>enemy has anvil over their head>they parry without counter spell>melee them>they can still parry while stunnedYet another case of parries being a broken piece of shit mechanic that should be removed.
>>562125201I thought he was fun back when the game first came out and you could stack movespeed like a psycho and disarm people forever
One of my favorite futa AI slop artists made another deadlock Pic
>>562125201IN HEREI AM KING
>>562124509>buying trophy collector
>>562120848I've just started getting Spirit Strike->Snatch, you certainly get enough free heavies off reposted
>>562109052Calm down Mina!
>>562125412
>>562124721>Then why NO games are unloseble?I can almost guarantee you've played games that were unloseable but you inexplicably still thought you carried.
>562125412>562125619maybe goyim really are cattle.
they're going to do something about the timer autism right? there's no way needing to maintain a spreadsheet the entire match is intended
Enter the most honest character in the game.
>>562125782just say you're gay
This thread is straight ass, gg, let it end, go next, rm.
>likes futa>calling others gaylol
>>562125201I think this is what makes me fucking hate kelvin players so much. I see that pick rate spike you little faggots. It literally doubled from 12% to 24%. I know what you are.
>>562124721>GIVE ME ALL THE FARM I HAVE A GAME TO LOSEClassic meener moment
>>562125928>1k games>arcanistfoid foid foid...
alright time to play my first game of the night i will not do the same mistake as yesterday by not playing the big v
>>562125991arcanist is a secret eternus
Futa on femboy is mathematically the straightest porn possible.
>>562125782They don't speak for all of us, Rabbi Silverberg.
>>562126089>Futa on femboyunimaginably based
>there are bug foids in THIS thread RIGHT NOWUh...
very true
>>562121290>>562120737I just use my own build. Torment pulse used to regularly compete for my second highest damage source but after the nerfs it sits really far down on fourth, barely beating out my gun. Is it a troll purchase now? No. But rushing it right after lane like many still do is not something I'd advise for a hero that spikes as early as Apollo.>>562125558That's an item i've been toying with. I used to run SS on Victor before it got nerfed. It certainly synergises well with his play style. I'm always throwing in light melees after his abilities—his sigil especiallyBecause you're always in people's faces you'd be surprised to see how often people will flub their melee superfluously
>>562126089this but i'm the futa and you're the femboy
>b-b-but le futa math says-Last cope of a homosexual before turning troon
>>562125201he's "fun" in that he's annoying to deal withi experience a lot of joy skating away from every threat
>guess were gonna see what happens..
>>562126263Real gay men hate troons more than straight men do, because they're failed gay men.
>>562126240Abysmal movement, reminds me of me except you actually confirmed the kill instead of giving up and going home like I would have
>>562125201Sorry mate he tickles the Lego Ice Planet side of my brain. Ice path and the freeze beam are cool. Snow globe should probably be a normal with fixed health instead of a duration but what can you do. Snowball is a boring basic grenade but your favorite character probably has one of these too so shut up.
>>562125201He was fun when melee kelvin was possible because his icepath could be used for a heavy melee cancel and you could buffer one with his ult.
>>562126378yeah they even cut off their dicks that's like the best part wtf
>>562126240I feel like torment pulse is only good on yamato, abrams and mo right now. It chunks a fuckton when I play spirit abrams and every Yamato I see will have torment pulse be their second highest damage source.Mo it's just obvious, ult doesn't really deal any damage so you need an extra kick if you do grab someone and happen to be alone. So many people have survived and escaped with one tick of health whenever I go for a cheeky solo ult without torment pulse.
>>562126253where's the spade
I buy cheat death on Shiv because YOU'RE DEAD and I'm not.
>>562125201I play Kelvin cause its fun, I wasn't aware how strong he was till I played him.Mostly cause every Kelvin I saw just griefed with his ult.
>mfw lifelong lash main>mfw know i can comfortably call anyone else's main corny horseshit and they can't counter with "well your main is probably corny horseshit too"
>>562126837but do you build gun lash
has anyone had a graves in their games todayreading the fucking midnight hotfix patch notes it seems like they straight up lobotomized her
>>562126837Lash is pretty corny though
It sucks when you genuinely like a character, they become meta, all the slaves flock over and now you look like one of them
>>562121486Mo would NEVER cheat on Krill fuck you anon
Apollo and his whole personality and power fantasy anime badass shit with his ult is so cringe and out of place
>>562126959Just like all the meta slaves came in after a tiny buff, they all left after a tiny nerf
>>562126959Eternus players are such fags
>>562127000I'll never be able to learn doorman properly.
>>562125928>cute>plays doormanWho is this, I wanna see
>>562126959metaslaves moved on the next metaslave character and so forth till the cycle repeats when Yoshi nerfs that character. She's still strong just not the best anymore
>>562126959Graves could be absolute dogshit and I'd still play her
>>562127000Worse yet, you can never play them anymore because they are picked so often
>>562126959In almost every game yes. She still rapes
>>562127027Still fits the game more than Paige and her really cringey lines
4 red names online
>>562127571Sauce?
>>562127027>>562127704imo most of the new characters don't fit the "theme" of the game, it seems like they abandoned the alternate "1920s-30s New York"
>>562126253this can be arranged...
>>562127792they better buff victor or ELSE
Do otps REALLY deserve their rank?
>>562108810this game really is just a big waste of 50 minutes of my time, your team is ahead? sike, lets give them enough souls to come back, hope my troll ballistic rem will be useful
This game is missing variety in the laning phase. No matter who you play, your priorities in lane are pretty much the same. Everyone is as reliant on souls as everyone else so you have to stick to the same thing every game.
>>562128005the vyper one tricks that are boosting her winrate like +10% at eternus probably do yeah
for some reason i think drifter would unashamedly fuck with white girl music, like ivy graves mina apollo whatever are doing one of those little tiktok dances and he just busts it the fuck downi don't know why this is the case
You're in the lane when this guy walks up and slaps your Green Walker's ass, what do?
>>562126417nothing wrong with my movement>omg you forward dashed instead of side air dashing one time!
>>562128095Vyper otps are somewhat impressive since she's weird and off-meta, but if they rework her and the player can't adapt to her new kit, then they just can't play any character at an eternus level anymore. Why would they be in eternus at that point?
>>562128183abandon to punish the weirdo horny shipper freak who won't play a game if it doesn't have romance lore and characters to ship
>>562127305
schizo mm anon is unironically right, 0-10+ players are way too common at every rank. If I was in charge it would be an auto derank + mandatory 10 minute fundamental tutorial because valve already has a monopoly on 95% of PC games anyways.
Geist my beloved <3
>>562125782>>562125928desu im not the guy that called u gay im the guy that posted those donbe (the futa AI art guy) pics of mina that was rude, although I wouldn't say I'm gay nothing gets me off these days like a nice big d futa otherwise i only like women and nothing else irl so idk
>>562128190hes referring to using two stamina on absolutely nothing and instantly cancelling the dashes anyways>infernus wall jumps >ult still connects despite not passing through him and him being above itdumb ability
>>562128183Queueing into a game knowing that at any time my character could be modded in the other player's game to be wearing a microbikini without my consent is a form of digital rape
>>562128395agree, noobs should be punished for being noobs, me included
Wait, have they nerfed Graves? Perhaps fewer people will play her and I'll be able to main her and Geist in peace. We are so back. I haven't even raged today. Life is good.
>shiv player named "BigPapi">another saying "swallow it boy"I swear Shiv players are only played by homosexuals
>>562128771graves is stronger than ever
>>562128348>brain powerShit writes itself
How do I rank up? I feel like it's stuck in place.
>>562129003Win more than you lose. Or, if you're like me, inexplicably rank up off of a loss or sometimes even just open the game and just be a rank higher despite not playing yet.
I don't pay attention to the lore but Billy's like a poser or something, right? His gameplay makes him feel like he more than lives up to his punk life though. Bashing people with a bat, smashing a beer bottle over his head, ramming people, wrangling them in with his chains - it's a very strong identity.
>>562129003>>562129070forgot pic
>>562129107he's the equivalent of a leftist on twitter screeching about capitalism while doing nothing about it having grown up in privilege himself, the punk thing is just an aesthethic and excuse to be an asshole, so yeah he's a "poser" i guess but i think all punk shit is just larp end of the day
>>562129176Game sucks. Wait until the ranking system actually works.
>>562118080I'm a filthy pyro main and if they add mechanics like airblast and flame particles to deadlock's movement I am going to plug into the game like it's the matrix
Is it silly go go: 1 1 1, 4, 4, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3 on Geist? I like this order personally.
where is the new patch
>>562128771barely, the nerf is big for spirit graves but gun graves is still virtually untouched which has always been the problem.
>>562129070>inexplicably rank up off of a loss or sometimes even just open the game and just be a rank higher despite not playing yet.the worst player in our stack with no game sense and barely any contribution each game is the highest rank out of all of us. Shit's weird but it explains the enemy team sometimes having a dude going 0-8 by the 10th minute mark.
>>562129176i had a match history like this oncethe agents are comingyou have 3 days max
>>562129317*to goI'm rather retarded as you can see>>562129395frick I only play spirit graves QQ
>>562128218I think you are confusing one tricks with metaslaves, what is so different about Warden or Geist kit that a good Vyper wouldnt be able to play them at the same level ?
So who is now the top metaslave character(s) is it still graves after her nerfs? I haven't seen her in the past 3 games which is surprising
What is this name
>>562129401>grind new game with friend, both suck>start learning game, carrying matches and ranking up slowly>third friend joins, never played in his life>gets carried by friend 1 and 2, gets placed higher and is on a fast track because he went 7-3 in his first 10 instead of 2-8 like his friends
>>562126378as a gay man this isn't true in the slightest. we don't go for trans women because they're women and i don't want to fuck a woman. i HAVE eating a trans guy's pussy though and that's still pretty gay when he has muscles and body hair and a man's voice
Why can't I buy Lightning Scroll on Pocket and why the more items I buy, the less damage I deal?
what is this name lol
>>562129770idk i get raped from start to finish when I play him
>>562129770spirit falls off as it should since its OP for most of the game, as people stack resistances gun takes over past 40min ish
>>562129825whats wrong with gork?
>>562129825My condolences, you got a DbD player on your team. I can only hope the loss isn't going to be too drawn out.
>>562108810new player here and not sure what i should be doing to win the game more often.>pick mo and krill because everyone says its a braindead beginner option that can stomp in low mmr>consistently win lane by getting more kills/souls and their watcher first>by 10 minutes i am stealing their jungle camps/sinners around our lane >by 15 minutes i'm getting the occaisional pick off while rotating through the jungle and keeping at least one lane aggressively pushed>try to be there for big teamfights on objectives and usually able to lock down whatever the "carry" seems to be for the other team>by 30 minutes their squishies have to play paranoid because i can combo them down and i am always watching the minimap while jungling for picks>literally does not matter because by this point the most i can do in a teamfight is lock down one hero and somehow the rest of my team is always underfarmed/disorganised and will lose even though i've had a good match and done my jobwhat am i missing about this hero? how do i pubstomp carry with him the way everyone says you can?
>>562129825it's like girth but with an o, funny
there is no way this fucking gun bebop shit is meta nowevery time i see this he is utterly fucking useless
every time i parry billy i put one (1) thrust into vyper in the bank for later use
>>562130101it sounds like you are doing everything right, but if you arent playing a carry you cannot carry a game simple as
>>562129825DBD players always have weird ass names like that
I hate assendant. It's the rank with the most boosted animals for sure, they get here by abusing broken meta heroes and have little to no game sense whatsover.
graves is the new silver, on enemy team = insta win and if on my team = insta loss.
>>562118429maybe you just play like a pussyi don't think there's any spirit T3 in the game that could get 15-20% of all my damage on its own in both shit and good gamesi guess maybe toxic bullets could but i can't aim
>>562130101Mo-Krill isnt a carry or hard carry. You are more utility and teamfight for later, with retard teams you cant win mostly on yourself, no matter how good. Just how the character is.
Shot and buried alive months ago in Tombstone Arizona
>>562130656>Raped by the troubadour(Yoshit)
>>562130283yeah well thats fine because billy is fucking PAIGE, take THAT loser!!!
>>562130101Support/Utility hybrids can't win on their own no matter how good they are. This isn't a Deadlock thing, it's a moba thing.
>Dynamo is top 2 in win rate nowWe're never getting his stomp build back are we?
>>562129107billy doesn't actually understand anything he's saying and changes his opinions on a dime to seem more interesting than he actually isthere's a specific conversation between him and vindicta where she points out she actually does something about what she sees as wrong in the world rather than just bitching about it
>>562130958he's top 2 in win rate right now because of his stomp build fuck you
>>562130958fat nigga
>>562131431took me a sec, lmfao
imagine picking silver when you could be queued up against a doorman against your will
>0/15 vindicta "main" with a shitty footfag usernameits not enough to report them they deserve to die a slow and miserable death irl
>>562131210Doorman even says he doesn't actually believe in anythingHe's clearly just a fuckin nerd because he hints at some Shakespeare knowledge with Paige
>>562130081minute 8
>>562129825It's your mandated loss.
it's pretty amazing how all the characters have such a low skill floor compared to a real game like marvel rivals
>>562131749I was a diamond Wanda one trick before I switched games and now im eternus lol
>>562130612>IvyLiterally two different heroes>highest damage is AoE floor bomb and rarely even breaks 10KHave you considered that maybe you just don't do much damage in general so pulse looks like a lot more
>>562131831i mean you don't need good technical skills to be good at deadlock, having good macro and playing graves/celeste/apollo is good enough
im updating the forums like a demented bastard waiting for a patch
>>562128095>>562128005Vyper numerically has the highest gun DPS in the game. She should be meta, and winrates are really showing it. Think about the most you've been raped by a gun carry and then about how a Vyper could double that raping
>>562131705really dont get how people manage to fuck up the most retarded disabled accessibility friendly hero
>>562128653short dashes or dash cancels can be good, especially in lane where you want to use cover to shoot the enemy. I was doing it to get a beat on the fleeing venator without overexposing myself
>>562132214reeks of cope
>>562122243And to think people were busily trying to claim Silverfags as troons.Makes you think someone might have an agenda of some sort, doesn't it...
>>562118429Torment pulse is fine it just went from "Literally any hero with spirit buys this for free damage" to "Close range spirit build only"Mo and Victor still love some torment pulse
>>562131978does slowing hex work on her 3? Ive never been on either side of that interaction
>>562126837yeah so umI can't help but notice that you dont need to aimto play your mainGreat choice if you are over 30 years old I guess!
> Haven't had a single match with someone playing Graves todayMaybe it's just chance, but man...I have never seen a community so enslaved by the meta as this one (do some people seriously just play whatever is broken in the current patch?)
>>562132779true for any spiritsissy howthoughever
>>562132289You know how it is, every accusation a confession and so on
>>562125928Is this b0b5?
>>562132289My last round the enemy silver immediately said "I'm so glad we're all lesbians here" so I don't wanna hear shit. All the hoes are troon bait, including your waifu
>>562132083There's more sauce to Graves than people seem to realize and as someone who played her before Yoshit buffed her and then spent the next month trying to unfuck her, it's fucking agonizing watching retards play her wrong.Blindly lobbing deadheads outside of M1 range, never sliding to avoid running out of ammo, putting her gravestone in the dumbest fucking placesI had to experience this with Viscous too except even worse because they nerfed what I liked about him and ignored what I didn't care for. If they buff Sinclair I might just have to quit the game.
>>562132789You're probably also seeing a lot of >>562127000It's not too surprising she gets picked a lot, emo goth girl with one of the best designs on the roster is going to be popular
>>562132973>There's more sauce to Graves than people seem to realize>Blindly lobbing deadheads outside of M1 range, never sliding to avoid running out of ammo, putting her gravestone in the dumbest fucking places
They should give Graves a bigger nose
>>562122243its bizarre how Mina is clearly Asian and most of the cosplays are from white niggas? huh
>>562132789Every match I've played today had a Dynamo and/or a Kelvin.
>>562132859as long as everyone feels terrible about who they chose to play it's fine
>>562133085You think they want Dynamo/Kelvin to be OP so it makes their shitty autofill system work better (more people queueing "support" heros) so they can avoid fixing it or adding draft
>>562132973this is some mild sauce for white people ass post
I'm sick of playing against Seven, I can't stand ults that demand the world acknowledge them when they press a button
It feels so weird to play with an eye patch but my eys are fucked so I gotta do it to at least pretend to be able to aim
>>562133265I would run if I were you
>win early game>lose gamewhat did valve mean by this
>>562131636>he hints at some Shakespeare knowledge with PaigeNo?She says he'd be popular with Shakespeare fans and he's utterly confused but being Billy is excited at the prospect of positive attention>>562129107I'm not sure what you think punks are. Being mad at the world and not offering any decent solutions is kind of classic for them. I'd be disappointed if he had a real plan of action or something instead of just blathering on about how it's all a bunch of bullshit and he's gonna take a bat to it all.The only thing missing is that I kind of wish Billy had an energetic british punk VA instead of the sort of weirdly chill american one he has, but whatever, go my Scout TF2.
Amazing another fun game where i'm with Abrams who literally runs into enemies the second he returns to lane and dies. Fuck this shit.
>>562130935>>562130316>>562130618who do i pick to carry on then? preferably someone that isn't an M1 bullet hose like Haze is.
>>562133021Yes, people unironically fail all of these tasks consistentlyI dunno what to tell you man, evidently they're not as easy as they seem because I've never seen a Graves not make atleast one of these mistakes
>>562133534Win lane, lose game is a moba classic, means your micro is good, but your macro is shit
Why the fuck Apollo can fly with his retarded advance and his range is 1032498324 kilometers? Nerf that nigger to the ground.
thoughts on my lightning ball seven build? The idea is basically to spam large balls as fast as you can. I go for some early spirit invest, recharging rush to get more balls early game, hit 4.8k spike on radius and spirit power buffs, then from there get some greens for health as I plan to start engaging and need survivability. after that it's more ball buffs and some gun damage buffs for use with his 3.
>>562133265GET BEHIND SOMETHING
>>562133863ballistic would be really good to put on his 3 right? Or am I imaging it works different that it really does
>>562133265his ult for most of the match is the least worst thing about him. I'm more worried about getting stunned into a ball taking 2/3s of my health in 2 seconds
>>562134026I don't think it's OP or anything, it's just fucking annoying, the ball is way worse, I agree
>>562129317I like to get her 2 as first ability in lane since its a free trade with the enemy, can set up some nice tempo for the following wave (will take the 1 first only if im fighting characters that like to sit at long range like Vindicta or Haze just to keep some pressure on them).Then get the 1 to poke everyone to death. In general what ill level depends heavily on game state (aka i just level off vibes) but i always get her 2 maxed asap (you can fight and win 1v2s consistently with it if you get recharging rush) and put 2 points in the ult to get the silence (huge for countering ganks or just kill confirming the guy you life swapped).
sex with mid-boss
>>562133992what were you thinking it would do? I put it on 1 with the idea that the 1 feeds the 3 and the 3 feeds the 1. with a big range I should be hitting multiple people with the ball and then that powers my gun up to load more charges
>>562131856it's almost as if every ivy ability is inconsistent as fuck because the enemies can just walk awaynot a problem with torment pulse because it's always up and i'm always faster i've been baptised in it forced to learn all the dash autism because my hero does literally 0 damage otherwise
>>562133802should i be farming that much if im playing shiv/yamato? feel like i’ll just get outscaled by whatever gun carry they have. shiv sucks cocks at farming jungle and pushing towers, though i’ll admit i’m probably fighting too much
>>562133863Those items had better not be in order because not getting a single green until 8800 souls in is basically asking to get ganked early or forced to play hyper cautiouslyAlso getting EE that late in the game on a build based entirely around spamming balls is trollingLightning scroll is also kind of a meme pick on Seven, he's just not a character that gets big utility out of it like Vinny or IvyOther than that, quite a few items here I'm not the biggest fan ofDiviner's kevlar and Enchanter's emblem, reactive barrier is also more situational
I had to retire Lash. He's just too weak and gimmicky now with how strong everyone else is.
>>562134351I just started playing this game about a week ago so I can't answer that yet, but coming from dota and league, your problem is a very common one and is thankfully easily fixable, I'd suggest loading up sandbox and just running around the map for a bit
help, new to mobas, how do you deal with losing when you "should have" won by playing your best and having great stats and a great startthen due to team actions losingyou need some real fuckin zen mentality to not go insane w this genre
When will we get an actual futa-coded hero in this game?>Bro your celeste?Ruined by ugly tats + lack of hooves.
hello?
>>562134567Read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
>>562134567calling your team racial slurs
>>562134638>Me ooga>Team booga*yawn*
>>562134567Acknowledge that it is impossible to win every game. It's not just this genre, it's anything with a team
>>562134589>lack of hoovesNot a valid complaint.
>>562134638hi
>>562134567It's an IceShitter game, games will sometimes be rigged against you just because. If you want consistent wins and climb because of your skill, play League unironically.
>>562134589>Ruined by ugly tatsfair>lack of hoovesnot everything needs a 10ft horsecock
>>562133534>win early game as m1ggercongrats you can now 1v6>win early game as spirityou have to do everything you can to contribute to your team while your damage and lead is still relevantIt's unfair
what the fuck do you do against fed haze
>>562134816League players talk about switching servers to reset mmr/avoid shitters, it's the same thing over there too
I don't get the sinner's sacrificeSometimes I get the timing right and I hear the little jingle but it doesn't give me the stat boostsIs the UI just slow and retarded or what
>>562134813celeste would be x40 times better if she looked like this
>playing as rem>lash and mina buy debuff remover + counterspell for my knockdown>buy phantom strike and pull those shits to the ground into the gaping maw of my teamI'm beginning to think this item is incredible on this character. Nobody expects it and you can just tag along back to an ally after thrashing them with your pillow
>>562134304boucing shock damage proccing the +20% weapon damage on every enemy it bounces seems good, but I havent played a lot of Seven so I really dont know
>venator christcuck perma airborne because of seraphim wingswhy do I even play this meme mode?oh yeah I funking hate soul farming
>>562135084die
>>562108810If I’m jungling and risking a 2k bag I should be fed as fuck by 20 minutes. Jungling right now sucks
>>562135238Dori meInterimo, adapareDori meAmeno, Ameno
>>562134589>he doesn't like a tatted up bubbly horse hung shestudngmi...
>>562135238not as bad as an infernus with infinite rounds
>>562134351>shivyou should hold W in every fight from minute 1, no matter the outcome. Welcome, ShivGAWD
>>562135084curse interrupts her ultknockdown interrupts her ultcc her to death>unstoppableyeah it is what it is
Damn we got turbo carried by that Gay Talon. I was sure we lost because in our lane Abrams just kept instantly charging into Apollo and Viscous and kept dying and he was 0/5/0 and Apollo just had to fart in my direction with his ult to kill me under Guardian. Luckily he scaled out lategame and Bebop became nonissue with Counterspell and bats.
>>562134352more like this then on an item reorder? get greens earlier and more of them, then go for the 4.8k spirit? and get escalating right as I make the balls really big
>>562134540play hybrid Lash with ballistic enchantment, crippling and siphon boolets
I report every player that parries me.Parries should not be in the game and if you use them you're bug abusing.
hi, does anyone here play Deadlock? you know the new Valve game? its kinda fun lol
>>562135084play victor before nerfs
Essence Theft doesn't even feel like its doing anything. If its impactful I can't tell.
Is Trophy Collector good on Shiv?
>>562135941You've lived through several fights you shouldn't have and chalked that up to skill
>>562136129No buy EE like a good little metaslave
>>562135084>pay the Metal Skin tax>probably die anyways because she can bypass it with Spirit Damage>definitely die anyways because her duration is longer
I dunno I'm finally taking the Lash pill, its fun as fuck flying around being lane hitler
>>562136606What spirit damage? Tesla bullets and the joke that is her 3 procs that exist just so she can use bullet res shredder?
>>562136724t. Haze main
is sleep the only status effect that disables parrying?
>>562136724Nta, telsa doesn't have internal cooldown no? And she can also use toxic boolets.
>>562136724>that is her 3 procswere talking about haze, idk what u are on about
WAKE ME UPPPPPPPPPPPPPI SURE HOPE I DON'T GET MY SOUL CRUSHED, I SAID AS I QUEUED INTO THE SOUL CRUSHING FACTORY.
>>562136850adding to this i guess sinclair bunny, and stuns like infernus and ivy
>>562136914is emissary/archon elo hell
>5 wins in a rowHow bad is the loss streak going to be?
why can't this game have attractive women
>>562137380That would be Ascendant
>>562137549M I N A H A A A A A A A A
>>562137453at least 10 government mandated and 5 near losses you couldve won if things went a little better
>Low skill heroes shouldn't be allowed to be goodThere are people that unironically think this.
>>562136831not him, but haze with maxed 4 toxic bullets/capacitor does like 400 spirit damage during her ult>>562136863 it does, 0.25s>>562136875probably talking about the 40 spirit damage she does every 40 stacks
>Autoaim heroes shouldnt be allowed to be goodftfy
nonstop vyper rape she can have my wallet after she earns it
>>562137549>that manjawlmao
>>562135084Go next.
Mina BTFOhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/fv2BNBLFsNE
>>562138110man jaw is fine on a woman, it means she will give you strong sons
>>562111249vamp is garbage on warden, buy echo shard first
>>562137380The entire game is elo hell because the matchmaking is borderline non-functional
at what rank do broolers get filtered by having to learn the actual game and not just play deathmatch in the enemy jungle all game?
>>562138425eternus 6 not joking
Struggling to climb out of shitlow because you can't literally carry 5 bad players doesn't mean you belong there. There's a clear gap between a player who can make a smurf and 1v11 the entire lobby, and a player who knows how to play decently but lacks the mechanics to solo carry or maybe just likes playing heroes that can't hypercarry.
>>562138825I think hero choices in mm on this patch will unironically rape your win percentagesYou can like Sinclair Bebop or Grey Talon but you can't deny you're probably nerfing your team by 10% off the rip.
>>562131263I haven't played since before the patch and heard everyone call his stomp dead, if that was wrong I apologize
my deadlock wife is streaming https://www.twitch.tv/eskayplaying c*leste though
>>562138817qrd?
played three games todaylost all threeall three had an enemy haze smurfing all over our teami hope this piece of shit is next in line to be gutted
>>562138425top 500
>>562139098haha next 3 matches you will get the smurf... right?
>>562138425My games went from brooling at alchemist area to one terrorist dying in their backlines in ritualist to cold war jungle farming in archon but obviously sometimes you get the lower rank behavior still.
>>562138425no rank, its literally brawl meta, fighting beats farming every time rn at least
Is victor even playable right now
>>562137879Funny to think that Vyper would be unironically flattered by the sort of rampant degeneracy people post about her online
>>562139373you can't jump into a team anymore because all the debuffs will kill you super fast. f tier shitter hero
>>562139373no he folds like paper and you need to farm a lot to barely do damage just to get destroyed by m1 aidsstill playing and winning because im too fucking autistic to play anyone else but i tell you its torture
>game starts>get a bad lane matchup>lose walker on a single push after they take our towerso what's the point of the walkers again?
What are the most honest heroes?
>>562139584>walkers are le bad because I can't earlygameif you want to jerk off under your tower for 20 minutes lol is that way
>>562139063Nvm apparently it was a joke even though it never came off as one when I saw it
eskay's movement is insane wtf
>>562108810Does anybody have the screencap compilation of TF2 reddit drones crying about Deadlock and if they harass the devs then somehow TF2 would be revived?
>>562139639vindictageistabrams
>>562139584>enemy is wraith and warden>they get our walker 4 minutes in after my teammate gets parriedOkay.
>>562137549Erm
>>562139639Bebop, Calico, Pocket
if you want to play "victor" you can play max abrams aura with witchmail which is basically the same thing
>>562139639>What are the most horniest heroes?
>>562140113tranny char
>>562139828seconding this because this sounds absolutely wild if real
>>562140282>classist upperclass grandmother who is evil and bigotedhuh?
>>562140267Abrams, Lash, Venator
>>562140113her awful style and hair really ruin geistgood thing we have mina and paige
>new patch>ok maybe its good now>every game is still a one sided ass fuckingWhelp... see yall in another few weeks.
>80% losses for two days>most losses have a leaver or one enemy faggot carrying their entire teamI'm going to uninstall this garbage. And I mean unironic garbage.
>>562140437oh and i forgot shes also fr*ch, i can't find french women attractive, smelly snobs w lame nasaly accentsgimmie a propa corn fed all american ginger PAIGE
>>562125201It is funny to trap people in the ice dome but he's lacks some skill expression, though if you're someone that likes to watch the map and can judge the timing of the ult during team fights it can be satisfying.
>>562140227i feel nothing playing abrams
Yeah I main lash how could you tell?
>>562140330It was posted on /v/ or /vg/ and I can't seem to find it for the life of me. It's absolutely insane but that's r/tf2 and autistic tf2fags for ya.I need it for >>>/v/736120830
>>562130958He also soft counters Gr*ves (may Yoshi remove her) with his nigger curb stomp that can clean a wave of cod zombies
Is buying knockdown that bellcurve meme?>knockdown is bad because we're all shitters and aren't buying counters anyway>knockdown is good because it counters several ults and flight>knockdown is bad because all those people will buy a counter to knockdown anyway so spend your money on something that can't be countered, is aoe like silence, or just get curse
>>562141071>7 second CD disjoint that gives back charges to everyoneIt's so fucking crazy strong
>>562131431>>562131556idgi
>>562141132Knockdown is very expensive for what it does in a meta with counter spell and dispel, slowing hex however wins me fights every game.
>>562130958>Character has game-winning ult>Can stomp for 400 damage with barely any time between stomps>Then give him the ability to refresh a charge by using his max rank untargetable TP that also removes debuffs on a 7 second CD>On top of all that he has sustainDynamo is an abomination and his continued existence in his current state convinces me that any competency Icefraud may have had died long ago.
I ate lunch in the valve building today. Did not hear anyone talking about deadlock
>>5621298257 minutes 7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you
>>562141342Atlanta has a predominantly black population
>>562138425rank hardly matters because this matchmaking is so shit, still get braindead feeders at Ascendant
>>562126959>Oh no you have to buy split shot on her always now to get big damage instead of being able to not care because t3 had splitshot built inShe's still fucking retarded/
>>562126959Almost every game
I walked along a beach in hawaii today. Saw some guy in a green dinosaur suit frolicking by the water
>>562141861When do you ever NOT buy splitshot on Graves?
Remove Haze from the game. Seven and Wraith too. Actually all of the "original" heroes are shit.
people are abandoning like crazy due to another lane hard losing, where is that matchmaking patch?
>>562142218m1ggers toung my anus
>>562142252Do you think niggers will suddenly stop abandoning just because matchmaking gets shuffled?Or is your delusion that you don't belong with them, so they should go to somebody else's games?
>>562142252I just spam Paige now with all the retards on.
>>562141396>Then give him the ability to refresh a charge by using his max rank untargetable TP that also removes debuffs on a 7 second CDOkay, I missed that patch and didn't know about it when I made the post you're replying to. That's fucking insane, why would they do that?
>>562141132With vindicta and GT being able to parry mid flight I only see Lash, Abrams or McGinnis getting knockdowned before they buy unstop.
https://gamebanana.com/mods/665094At last Sevens true form is revealed.
>>562142252I think a game this open without hard roles and with multiple builds can't have 'stats matter' match making/rank. At this point, it just needs a straight win/loss mmr kinda deal. Is sucks for a team game but fuck it.
I have been playing constantly with the intention of getting to oracle so I could say I was good at the game but it's really depressing
>>562142587holy based
Smurf Haze or cheating? She just instalocked on everyone with M1 and they melted.
>>562142587Kek
>>562142836Can't say just from the statline, a competent smurf could easily shitstomp arcanist.If you're really curious you could download the replay and watch from his perspective, see if his aim looks unnatural.
>>562141512Same here, we were all talking about the Heavy Update
>>562113428Kill yourself
>>562142468my cute exasperated sissy
>>562143329It is what it is, at least I can enjoy the view now.
>>562135084afk in spawn
>>562105189>barrel rangeSkill issue, you can throw a barrel from one guardian to the next if you're actually good at hollidayhttps://files.catbox.moe/1wefk0.mp4>jump padAllows you to clear half the map, any enemy retarded enough to follow you to your walker by jumping on it will die for it>crackshotNah that's actually the worst ability in her kit, even if you land it consistently the barrels do more and apply knock up, it needs to have a better effect that is not trivialised by her barrels>lassoAllows for kidnapping enemies and pulling them out of position, you can also damage them yourself while the lasso is active, so you're removing a portion of their health bar while putting them in a bad position like taking them from under their walker back to around your guardian, you can also ult dyanmo and mina out of their ults with your lasso>paradox combo dyanmodyanmo has a bigger cooldown, combo is just a braindead ability for retards who can't aim, and mo can't move while combo is active so he can't be aggressive with it, and paradox's swap can't be done aggressively too since if you swap with someone under their walker, now you're under their walker.I just she has been powercrept, she can still do stuff but others can do more for less>>562105969>Wahhhhh i don't want to aim and press buttons i want the game to play itselfPlay No&Skill or graves then retard, they're literally made for braindead idiots like you
>>562139098YOU WILLNEVERGUESSWHATJUSTHAPPENED
>>562143635You're right, I won'tCause I don't care
would the drifter respect pronouns?
>>562133802i find myself on teams where one person in particular (ie: Wraith, Seven, Rem, etc.) sucks up all of the farm on the map leaving our team none)what do
>>562143771>Drifter kills Pocket"I guess you're 'was/were' now."
>>562143771
>>562143439god i love Paige players
>>562143771>Him, her, dem', wen I'm done wit' em' they gon' just call em' dead
>>562135595which one do you put ballistic on, flog?
>>562143771Yes he'll give the they/them a pep talk about trans rights before featuring xir in his latest "unboxing" video
>>562111556>SlorkSlork...
soooo why can't I explore NYC while in queue
>>562142554>why would they do that?That is an excellent fucking question that no-one, not even Icefraud I'll wager, has the answer to.
so?
>>562143771>My existence is like gravity or time. A concept that you fear, but you cannot escape. I simply am.There's probably a couple queers that use this to imply Drifter would refer to himself as an it, but he'd probably just laugh it off, mock the shit out of you, and then kill you if you unironically implied that.>>562143894>>562144000Kek
>>562138390>vamp is garbage on wardennta but why? There's no other healing on him besides the heavily nerfed ult and the RoF boost is really great.>buy echo shard firstdouble cage sounds absolutely devilish but it seems easily counterspelled+dispelled. Is it as OP as bomb bebop? I want to give this a try but scared of fucking it up
>why are we losing this badly? every fight goes down the shitter despite us holding them down>check teammates>four of them are 10k+ behind the rest of the teamfug
>>562139373It's not retard proof anymore
>>562111556>>562144880>slork gets added in as an april fool's joke>is removed the next day>every year they re-add slork for one day>he's fucking insanely OP
>>562139098Was the Haze's name Mr. D!ck?
making a build takes too long and is too hard. I hate this gay ass mechanic
>>5621452315/5, my bing bing wahooo short queen bouncing on it
>It's another "feeder on my team keeps going into enemy jungle to start 1v1s against the enemy carry that has double his souls" episode
>>562143771why yes of course he respects the pronouns of his partner the doorxan
>>562126959Yeah, me, I'm the graves going 8/0
>>562142587The only thing based about this mod would be your face falling into a vat of acid wearing your stupid fucking face as a moron halloween event mask!
>>562143771"Drifter might be a murderrapist but he respects trans people's pronouns!" - Drifter fangirls
Anyone have that pic of ivy rage baiting drifter?
>>562143771i want drifter to call me an it while he eats me alive
>>562113428I want to fuck mina (biofem) and i want to fuck pocket (biomale)
>>562143771dey/dems can try ta run but it dont mattah
Top ten rapists of deadlock
>>562121548Ivyfags go above minafags IMOPS: fuck silverniggers
Why do trannies gravitate towards Paige and Celeste and why do horny femboys gravitate towards Mina? This needs to be studied.
Rem can out dps a victor at soul parity if he buys like 2 gun items
>>562147241they are all porn addicts thats why
april fools idea: every player gets random legendaries in the regular game mode and it can't be disabled in custom matches so the DNS also has them
/dlg/ niggas still crying about Graves when is a bottom 5 character right now
>>562147297kino
https://gamebanana.com/mods/665115Fucking finally caught the furry bastard.
>>562108945any character that>runs in>does a shit load of damage>gets to escape for free with multiple escapesis retarded and boosted. apollo is in the same boat.
>>562143439dog pov
>>562109596>how do you build gun ivythat's the fun part. you don't. ivy gun is fucking dead and faggots are crying to get all her spirit scaling nerfed too so she becomes a useless cuck character that picks someone up once a minute and gets knock downed instantly.
>>562147408>bottom 5 character right nowMind backing that up with a source?
finally got to play Scarab Mirage, this shit is beyond broken
>>562110307you're basically only allowed to build titanic tesla siphon into capacitor with lots of resists and debuffs.
>>562147935>sourceI lost my last eight games playing her, dogshit hero.
>>562109596Just go melee and punch people, it's literally unavoidable if you do it right.
>>562110424honestly depends. if they sucked shit in lane I'm selling them for the rest of the game because if you struggle to understand macro on a one lane scale I'm not confident you understand it on a three lane scale. there's dying once in lane. then there's dying 4 times.
im playing agaisnt victor and he died 4 times in lane i feel so bad
>>562148102how do you even die in lane as Victor, you literally have a 'not die' button and build regen
>>562112330rem basically needs to build gun or he's a useless piece of shit. 45% winrate character btw. tardbird. I've honestly tried supporting as him and would have solid lanes and apply a lot of macro pressure, set up good sleeps. and it didn't actually translate into anything because he's not able to carry retards. paige carries retards with barriers and roots and good active usage. and from a safe distance mind. with rem you have to like all in on people who are probably fucking terrible at positioning and if that's true you just die too.
>>562148234just attack him lol
>>562148234The first time my friend played Victor he instantly ran to the enemy guardian to "strategically die" because he thought the ult would do a lot of damage to guardian and it didn't and then the enemy Holliday lassoed him and he died for real This is before the nerfs btw
Buff my wives!
>>562148469cute
>>562147415rembros...
what do you do against echo shard ivy
>>562109596>second worst gun dmg and scaling in the game>extremely high firerateStacking on hit effects like, toxic bullets siphon life inhibitor etc is your bread and butter.
>>562109660Very viable, just roam around the map alot so you actually help>>562149205You say "GIWTWM" out loud
>>562133802what happens if i lose lane win game
>>562148778>wivesthat's illegal
>Let's try out Pocket haven't played him in a while>Mirage, Rem, Warden, Mo, Wraith, Haze,
Jesus christ dude how can i be in high phantom lobbies and have teams that can't clear waves? Its so fuckign insane. Every lane pushed to my base all game. People running in circles in the jungle. Just hit the creep wave, what the fuck are you doing?
truely insane that I can queue at 4 AM and still come across some premuted nigger russian
mo and krill is such a fun and interactive character
>>562149825This but unironically You thought you could movement exploit you way out of this one? Nope, we have you now.
>>562149825Mo and Krill need to exist or heroes like Celeste and Haze will be even more cancer than they already are.
when I see a mo and krill on the enemy team I know I won
>>562149675We need a troopers killed stat
jesus christ
>>562150047i've seen enough, nerf objs and buff lane creeps
>Silenced, rooted, disarmed, asleep>Dispell magic>just get silenced, rooted, disarmed, asleep again in half a secondGenuinely what is the couterplay
Holy fucking shit Apollo is annoying to deal with
>>562150047now that I think about it i'm pretty sure graves was repeatedly buying and selling refresher just to push towards the end, diabolical
>>562150273bro your Unstoppable?
>>562148778Who tops who bottoms?
>>562149675>Go to kill giant trooper wave that took a quarter health off our walker>Brooltard team starts teamfight on other side of the map>One of them gets on mic and starts yelling at me to STOP DOING PVE AND JOIN TEAMFIGHTS (said guy has been doing camps nonstop btw)>Instead I push the lane I'm in and kill a walker uncontestedYou can win with these people because they would've flamed the team if nobody did anything and a wave killed the walker by itself
>>562150273Nothing.What if dispelling made you immune to debuffs for 5 seconds (assuming you are actively debuffed) but also anyone casting actives on you will simply get refunded their cast but get cooldown for 5 seconds.
>>562145260>There's probably a couple queers that use this to imply Drifter would refer to himself as an it, but he'd probably just laugh it off, mock the shit out of you, and then kill you if you unironically implied that.Holy fuck that got a good laugh outta me, thanks anon
>>562150012we have other pick characters besides a fat turb of lard who walks at you for free and holds you down for 5 seconds
>>562150526What if I want to be a fat turb of lard who walks at you for free and holds you down for 5 seconds?
>>562150428That's how it should be, instead of toxic bullets djinn mark fixation love bites appearing immediately after you dispelled all of that AIDS
>>562150658then i want to have a draft where I can pick a character that bleeds you to death upon seeing your choice of the fat tub of lard that walks at me for free and holds me down for 5 seconds
>tfw want to fuck the shit out of Mina, but want Silver to ride the shit outta me
Is there a more comfy character than Seven?
>>562150374>the big bad wolf who's 2 meters tall with a huge red knot and a very confident degenerate and relaxed personality >the even tempered midget with a tsundere personality that is begging to be put in her placegee idk anon
>>562150849Paige...
If only futafags wouldn't talk
>>562150273bkb
If only you weren't mentally ill
>>562150273Unstoppable works for roots and sleeps i think>>562150903>braindead character with large hitboxes and point&click stunsNeeds a nerf
If only yurifags wouldn't talk
>>562150934Does nothing for me
>>562150903rem in intiate, you just roam around collecting fat bags.
what about yaoi
If only gravesfags killed themselves
>>562151116Name 10 heroes that are not braindead
>>562151221They shouldn't talk either ideally>>562151253based
>>562151205>*dies in enemy jungle dropping a 2k soul bag for the enemy*
>>562151205i got to beat a Rem's butt today while he was stealing our Sinnersnever set foot in our jungle again
>>562151282
If only Valve wasn't a woke company
>>562146150why does every one of these faggots have the same exact artstyle and have a chronic addiction to an ridiculous amount of freckles.
i guess bro
>>562151282DoormanHollidaySinclaireIvyLady GeistShivYummytoesMinaViscousPocketMaybe Kelvin
>>562151420any day now hes getting buffs
>>562151282>Doorman>Viscous>Paradox>Pocket>Sinclair>HolidayEhhh, 6 is good enough, debated on including Yamato or not
>>562151149>>562151221based>>562151253>>562151294cringe
>>562151282Jackie Chan
>>562151561As much as I love Mina, the most complex part about her is sanguine management, I wouldn't include her
>>562151420>>562151561>>562151583Aren't you forgetting someone?
If only silverfags wouldn't talk
>shiv is now more oppressive than victor ever was yet no one is complaining because he requires skillshots and advanced movement tech
>>562151871I love this thing
>>562152170put your cock in their mouths and make them suck it, problem solved.
If only you were able to reproduce, thank God you will never
>>562152182its not easy being a victor player in these trying times
>>562152182>skillshots>shivHe's retarded but no one is getting close to peak victor besides victor.
Remove boxes. Having a map-wide truce at 2 minutes is so fucking gay
>>562152182>shiv is now more oppressive than victor ev->45% WRIf anything they need to buff shiv>>562152245Calm down paige
>>562150934canonical dogfucker
I LOVE SILVERMY WIFE SILVER IS STRAIGHTYURI NIGGERS GO HOME
>>562152578True
How bad was the recent patch? Haven't played for two weeks
I love my wife Silver and my wife Holliday. They're also each other's wives. And I'm impregnating both of them.
>>562152795>>562152795
>game 1: person AFKs the entire match>game 2: mid lane feeds 40 kills in 20 minutes>game 3: guy disconnects after 15 minsand I get downranked because of this shit
>>562152643They passively aggressively ignored him because he told the truth
>>562151871Silver is a fairly braindead rotation.
actually never seen this shit in my life
>>562150428what if divine barrier just made it so that you couldn't be effected by debuffs so long as the shield held
>try gun ivy>chase retards and kill whole game>lose>second lowest player damagewhat the fuck am I supposed to do on this character, she's irrelevant in teamfights
>>562153016I'm convinced low ranks are getting boosted to high ranks while high ranks are all smurfing.
>>562154947>rat walkers>contest objectives>politely interject in small skirmishes with air lift>fall off a cliff lategameThat's the whole gun Ivy playbook
>>562155596>gun Ivy playbookisn't that the same as spirit Ivy playbook
>>562155790No, spirit Ivy playbook is>politely interject in small skirmishes and teamfights with air lift>buy vortex web and echo shard to pretend you're useful lategame>fall off cliff anyway
>>562148234jump start does like a net total of 0 regen when you factor in the health cost
>>562156063health cost on use is a CURRENT HEALTH PERCENTAGErub your 2 braincells together
>>562156147you think I DONT KNOW THAT??I'll show YOU what to RUB: MY PEEENIISS
>first april gimmick is anime captchaswow hiroshima, very original
>>562121575She's a stripper for a living, she would.
>>562142554yoshi is desperate to prove his prowess by giving a hero with blackhole impact even when it's on cd so it's his pet character
>>562151420>Holliday>13% pick rategod thats rough
