You're a Big Diver Edition>Previous>>562037865>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSFeb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14Mar 17 Entrenched Division https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3zP5GWoQi0Mar 17 Roadmap https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2033907671036743796Mar 20 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_uyAaJ3Z0>LATEST PATCHESMar 17 1.006.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541133047968301984Mar 25 1.006.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/507356684541232939
>pov: you bring napalm barrage
Fire resist armor should make it harder for the player to catch on fire.Gas resist armor should provide acid resistance.Arc resist armor should increase battery capacity in laser weapons.Desert Stormer should provide a weaker Muscle Enhancement buff instead of throwing range.Acclimated is crossover garbage and can stay dogshit for all I care.Yes, I do need more.
Needs to be buffed listEpochSterilizerMinigunBFGLArc throwerFlamethrowerLasercannonDe-EscalatorLibpenLibconcBlitzerLaser sentryHE grenadeHE ImpactPineapple
>captured some bug planets over the last month>now there's a bunch of bug subfactions poised to take them backbug order soon, the forever war continues
>>562109415>no mention of servo-assisted-izzat, you bring shame to /hdg/
>>562109507>epoch>maxigun>bfgl>libpen>he grenadeThose are all perfectly fine.
>>562109541>takes playerbase literally a year to organically liberate a planet outside of MOs for once>immediately make players fight over their minuscule gainsIZZAT LEVELS CRITICALDEPLOY RAPE SQUADRONS ACROSS ALL SECTORS IMMEDIATELY
>>562109893(you)
>>562109329>pov: you are gucci "lolcow" slippers
>>562109893the deputy set looks so retardedit's just straight up a leather jacket, but no hats were a bridge too far for the COWBOY warbondatleast those other sets have enough armor to kind of fit
lobby doko
>>562109893Now which category does the HD1 armor fit into?
Smelldivers to smellpods. Repeat: smelldivers to smellpods.
>>562110312We will wipe the peroxide of this failure away with the stench of victory smelldiver
>>562109507>Epochswap 3 shots in 4 mags for 4 shots in 3 mags>Sterilizerleaves clouds and applies acid debuff>Minigunmore push force on bullets to shove corpses out of the way, hold RMB to keep the spin up, faster recovery after shooting so diving out is faster, give first person reticle>BFGLgive HEDP rounds with actual projectile damage, keep explosion as is>Arc throwerFIX THE FUCKING THING, give it the blitzer treatment of firing first and then recharging, and give 100% durable damage ratio>Flamethrowermore range, improve ergo>Lasercannongive alt fire mode of +1 pen but 2x heat generation>De-Escalator+20 reserve rounds, 40 is just criminally low>Libpenis fine>Libconcreduce horizontal recoil, give 67% durable damage ratio>Blitzerfix it>Laser sentryremove exploding, just let it overheat and be forced into a cooldown period>HE grenadeis fine>HE Impactmaybe +2 uses? it's kind of fine as is>Pineapplefix the pen on it or turn it into a smaller thrown airburst rocket launcher warhead
Helldivers 2 is the sloppiest of slops.Popularized and made mainstream with the only purpose to extract attention and wealth from the goyishe kopf and normalize war crimes and genocide toward inferior races.
>>562111164>normalize war crimes and genocide toward inferior racesI get why the Swedes would push that, living next to Denmark and all, and i to fully support this.
>>562111164I'll show you the sloppiest of all, c'mere
>>562111590Sven, in a good world, we would split up your country between Denmark, Finland, and Norway.
>>562111164>and normalize war crimesWhy are you talking like it's something bad
no one asked tr*nime troons
weebsitehelldivers 2
>pixels
>Retard kills teammates with 500kg several times in a round>He'll toss it at any patrol he sees even it's just 4 enemies>Eventually kills me with it>Tell him you don't have to toss 500kgs at everything>replies "I can and I will">I respond "then you're a teamkilling retard">he chimps out saying I can't use a slur like that>actively tries to kill me now but I easily kill him everytime he reinforces>host kicks me as I guess he only saw me doing the killing or was friends with the retardI don't like playing bugs with randos.
>>562109329>Hes STILL seething
>>562110183hd1 armor is all elder god tier compared to hd2the devs are actually retarded for not reprising the black ops, veteran, and heroic setsi would literally KILL for the heroic set in hd2
>>562109507Give BFGL the same grenades as GL but AP4>b-b-but the firerate! that would be le op! think of the devastators!don't care
>Tranime spammer calling something else slop
>>562112234Most of my missions with bugdivers are quite adequate. Sometimes there is trash like a chingchong who died 12 times in a row, but this is rare.
>>562111808Jealousy breeds contempt.
>>562112234My pub lobbies are enjoyable for the most parti can count with the fingers in my hand the number of genuine subhuman niggers ive encountered.The only constant annoyance are retards who cant figure out how to set their lobbies to friends only or private, thats one thing that grinds my gears insta block from me.
>>562112764Why stop at AP4 GLrounds? Why not demand leveller rounds with demo 60?
>>562113285>Meme made by the least arrogant Swede
I want to issue a challenge to AH where if they complete a D10 operation against any faction with the pic related load out, I'll donate $1000 to charity.Who can I contact to make this happen?
>>562113661where do you work?
>>562113529>post made by the least seething Dane
Hrrrm. Not that AH will allow it, but if we took RD-4 & Rogue 5, Hydrobius & Senge 23, we could in theory completely lock in the Void squids. Or we could all open a can of "Fuck You" on Aurora Bay again. Buuuuut.... Yeah it's looking like it's about time for the obligatory bug order again soon. If only for AH to try out their teased flamer FRV I guess.
>>562111164>normalize war crimes and genocide toward inferior races.Say no more
>>562113661Whats wrong with EMS?This thing is good on new squid and bots.
>>562113661>all CCThis would be easier than you think if you can orginize a 4 man around it.
>>562113752Nice suicide rates, Sven. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
>It's a "nobody other than you brought anything to deal with the dragons - and now, because of your cooldowns, there is 3 of them kill farming your team of retard pubbies" episode.
>>562113830I don't know about squids, but why would you ever take it over OPS on bots?Killing enemies is better than stunning them and EMS can't stun heavies anyway.
>>562114212not my problem
>>562114212>That guy fruitlessly chasing it with the cremator as it slowly inches backThe Sisyphus of our time
>>562114212Not my problem
>>562114212>ultimatum>supply pack to feed ultimatum>leveller>ORC>Epochsurely this has enough up time to handle any and all dragonroaches
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244730800771/76561199108851031d10 wahtevs
https://files.catbox.moe/fm30qv.rar>How to usePut CheatMenuConfig into game directory (common/helldivers2). Put .exe and .dll anywhere together. Launch injector when on ship. Press INSERT key in-game>.dll? Is it safe?Yes. If you get a warning, it's a false positive>How do I farm SCMission tab - Farming - Check AFK Farm>Can I alt-tab while I farm SC?Yes>Will I get banned?No, never. See: https://files.catbox.moe/41dr7s.jpg>How do I farm Medals/XP quick for new warbond?Check max mission reward, max difficulty reward, instant shuttle, reveal hidden outposts, complete all mission tasks (Mission tab)Instant arrows minigame (Misc tab)Drop on any mission, open map once and extract>I can't see the overlay for some reasonMake sure DX of the game matches DX of the menu (SavedSettings.ini)>It crashes when I open the gameDisable external framegens like nvidia smooth motion.>Linux?Maybe, it just works, we didn't add support for it.1. Set the game to use Steam Tinker Launch2. When STL launches click "Main menu" then "Game menu"3. In game launch menu tick "Use custom command" and select the exe4. Tick "Fork custom command"5. Tick "Inject custom command" and set the wait time to 10 or 15 seconds6. You'll know it's working if you see the little injector window pop up saying it was successful>VulkanSeems like it works too>It's malwareAnd you're a retard>Fuck swedenFuck sweden>Important newsUnfortunately, starting with the next version, the menu will require authentication. The only requirement is to be in the menu's Discord server. But due to these changes I will stop posting menu here after next game update.>What about anonymity?The bot is restricted by Discord Dev TOS. It doesn't scrape any data whatsoever and only checks if you are in this specific server - nothing more.>Will it be paid now?Menu will remain free and this will be the only requirement.>Why should we trust you?You shouldn't. Do it at your own risk.
>>562114214>cooldownEpoch just kills em dead man.
>Posted it again
>>562114541Also, good news menu now supports multi server auth, so you don't have to be in our server, sneaky stuff works too
>>562114541>Unfortunately, starting with the next version, the menu will require authentication. The only requirement is to be in the menu's Discord server. But due to these changes I will stop posting menu here after next game update.The fuck? are you grooming kids now?
>Bugchasers ran their mouths too soon before the MO even ended and now they HUMILIATED themselves in front of EVERYONESAD! Lack of impulse control is a sign of low IQ
>>5621145274/4
>>562114527full
Dogshit primaries?
>>562115215All of them
>>562114214>but why would you ever take it over OPS on bots?The radius of the EMS is much larger.>over OPSWho uses it anyway?
We can now enjoy calamari
>>562114850>squiddivers managed to snatch victory from the jaws of defeatBot and bugdivers could never.
>>562111164rape anzu
D3 on mindless masses is only zambies. makes for some nice horde slop games.
>>562114827faggots ruin the fun for everyone else and started posting the cheat in places they shouldn't have
>>562115578>Bugchasers never have or will ever reach a moment as kino as this
>>562115816>And they will fix this by using dicksword cliques which is inherently anti 4chanGenius move
>>562114850Joel had to lower rirga twice to let squidfags win. It was the squidfags' fault in the first place for letting the rirga defense fail. I guess if you whine enough Joel will help you.
>>562115816you don't think it that has something to do with you spamming links to the cheat every fucking thread? stupid faggot
>>562115882>when the DSS gacha pulls an SSR
>>562109507I'm not entirely sure if de-escalator needs any buffs after the reload speed buff. I need to experiment with it more vs different fronts and subfactions, but people may be sleeping on it now.
>>562115970Cope
>>562115258OPS is quite regular sight in lobbies.It's the most universally applicable stratagem.Whatever your loadout lacks, OPS can sorta do it.
>>562116065I've never seen it on bugs.
>>562115913it is a dumb move>>562115981i'm not the one who kept posting iti'm just one in the know aboutit's not this place's fault somehowjust other weirdos
>>562116194>i'm not the one who kept posting it>i'm just one in the know aboutaka you're a discord troon
>>562116152Bruh... you have never seen the ol, bait the biletitan roar into OPS headshot?Sometimes i really feel bad for you newfags.
>>562115258I use ops in mega factories because strafing run doesn't work there
>>562116329That technique was lost when people figured out Eagle 500kg could do that shit 10x easier
Are the swedes doing anything funny for April first or is it just big sickle again?
OH NO, IT'S THE DRAGON! RUN!
>>562116065OPS fell from grace during the 60 day patch where its explosive payload was neglected. It hasn't been a staple since then, and arguably orbital gatling replaced it
>>562112731fuck man just look at that comfy winter getup
I exclusively do bots and i LOVE the Stoker and the Sweeper. Holy Christ i love them.>Sweeper-Buttloads of damage-Somehow accurate even from a distance-Quickly takes out multiple berzerkers and borgs-Can even take down gunships in a pinch-Becomes better slugger after a full chokeOverall it's an extremely solid shotgun and should have been the baseline for how other shotguns perform. There is absolutely NO reason to use any other shotgun than this in terms of effectivity.>Stoker-Low RPM means better handling-HUGE damage per bullet-Oneshots devs at close range, erases borgs-I thought its ammo issue was a problem until i rebinded my weapon toggle and use the pocket crisper to deal with really close range enemies-Pocket Crisper kills HULK, MORTARS, AA GUN, BIG TURRETS, BRAT TURRETS, TANKS, FSTRIDERS, WSTRIDERS, and even VOX if it's really close to dying.-Everytime you come out of the hellpod, you can kill up to 3 of the enemies above written in capitalThe most versatile primary weapon in the game. Opens up for a lot of skill ceiling without being cucked entirely by AP.10/10 primaries for the bot front. Absolutely love them. Thanks for cumming inside my TED talk.
>>562113285>HumbleHave you ever played a game with Swedes before? They are the worst of the first world.
we need a female moth enemy with large tits
>>562109227
>>56211115450-75 impact damage on the BFGL and it’s perfect
>>562116904Yeah, yeah, we get it, you've read that doujin
>>562116608I mostly bring it nowadays for its demo 50, anything else is just bonus.>>562116463I prefer not to bring two eagles, and airstrike or strafe are quite good.
>>562116065OPS suck. Nobody brings OPS on D10 because it sucks. If you use it and you managed to fool yourself into thinking that it's good then good for you but stop lying to others. It just sucks.OGS has better cooldown, saturates an area better, and if it doesn't kill the heavy you wanted it to kill, at least the chaff around it are all dead.
>>562117009I imagine he is.
>>562112731second row second from right was the armor I picked and never changed out of.I just love T-visors man.
>>562117303OPS is for utility, not just raw killing power
>>562117303But how will you deal with detector towers?
>>562117442
>>562117571People generally prefer some mix of 500kg, 120mm barrage, portable hellbomb, or baiting a bot turret to shoot it for them.
>>562117495Name one thing the OPS can do that you can't do with the superior 500kg
>>562117571500KG?120MM?Jihad Pack?Turret/Vox Friendly Fire?Throwing the hellbomb behind the wall?>>562117495If this "utility" you're talking about is taking down jammers without hellbombs, OGS does the exact same thing.
>>562117986Be reliably called down within a mega factory
>>562117986OPS doesn't disappoint you when it fails to kill that heavy it lands 1 inch away from
>>562117986Call in a superior eagle strafe or airstrike at the same time.
>>562118391Because it always disappoints you?
>>562118038I agree with your overall sentiment, but I don't think gatling can destroy a jammer/detector tower. It can buy you time to deploy and arm the hellbomb though.
>>562118456because OPS isn't a teasing pretentious bitch like 500KG looking flashier than it actually is
>>562118501OGS = Orbital Gas StrikeOGB = Orbital Gatling Barrage
>>562109893trvth nvke
>Bugchaser projection
>10 levels of difficulty>10+ planets on three different frontsJust imagine if the game had flopped and had a meager online. How were these degenerates going to distribute the small number of players for all of this?
>>562115258OPS is quite useful against colony squids.>one shot destroys one Warp Ship>instantly blows up Rogue Research Station without having to do the whole Hellbomb song and dance>breaks colony walls, creating impromptu entrances/exits>small enough radius that you don't need to clear the general area like you would Eagle 500kg>fast cooldown that makes it frequently availableWhile it is true that on average an Eagle 500kg has a lower cooldown (127 seconds for two vs. 77 seconds for one), that's a theoretical number that assumes that you're going to drop two 500kg bombs back to back, if you wait more than 20 seconds between targets then OPS has more value.And as another anon pointed out, it's excellent in Megafactories.>doesn't get cucked by AA>can blow up Bulk Fabricators and Detector Towers on demand>there's always infrastructure buildings or terrorist memorials that you can target>saves you explosive ammunition when blowing up regular Fabricators or AA/Mortar Emplacements>the big city gates can be permanently opened up>Stratagem Jammers can be immediately destroyed after disabling them instead of having to call down a Hellbomb, same applies to Cooling Towers in the Halt Cyborg Production missionCertainly it isn't perfect, especially if the tall city walls and buildings get in the way of your shots, but it's still useful more often than not.
>Wife is last on evacuation >Have to watch her extract alone with 19 men>Its ok my divers got meThis is awesome
>throw OPS at objective>it bounces off and lands further away>throw it next to the objective instead>a few inches is still too far away to blow it up
>>562119392That's the neat part, they wouldn't. You would match with the same group of 20 fellow masochists for all time.
>>562119541you need to throw it so the objective is between the ball and the sewer destroyer, that way the shell intercepts the objective.
Orbital strikes should have a 45 second cooldown. 60 seconds tops.
>>562119541>>a few inches is still too far away to blow it upbut the explosion has 50 demo force meaning you don't need the shell it directly impact the objective
>Found a toad in the faction where they use mind control
>>562120287alternatively you should be able to bank up to 3 OPS strikes
>>562119801I see, that makes sense I'll try that instead thank you>>562120584Just like with the 500kg sometimes the explosion just doesn't hit shit right next to it if the terrain is fucky since its a cone going up
Maxi is fun if you just want to bullshit when your team has good stuff with themNo one dying just having a good time
>bugs fear me>squids fear me>bots turn their eyes away from me >as i walk, no helldiver dare to make a sound in my presence >im alone in this barren galaxy
>>562121175>Not taking the sterilizerPussy.
>>562121431Im not into cbt
>spear gunI want to use something that isn't the recoilless but everything I use just tells me I should be using the recoilless. even the spear is just underwhelming.
>>562122151>anon discovers why crutches are bad
>>562122151I prefer EAT
>>562122151it closes holes, gasses breaches, kills anything a regular shot railgun kills. its one of the best all-rounder stratagems in the game. just take an ultimatum or a thermite to kill the few things it cant kill
>I am now reminded the Spear Gun exists and it's still OP as fuck>but it's boring and I overplayed it
We are getting a belt fed Sterilizer that will do what weve been wanting the normal sterilizer to do.
>>562114527GGs
>>562122645>The weapon you paid for sucks here pay for another weapon that will do what the weapon you paid for should doSugoi
>join randoms on a bug planet>orbital napalm barrage x3I'm tired of seeing retards pick the area denial stratagem.
>>562114527wrong! its all lure mines
>>562122351>>562122393EATs seem good to me but it always feel bad to move into an area where you don't have them dropped down and have to wait another 30~odd seconds while chargers or whatever else tries to assfuck you. >>562122468Ehh maybe i'll try this out. I'm normally tied to the grenade pistol but I'll give it a try with the ultimatum and see how it feels.
>>562122876>"""pay"""
>>562114527ggz tards
You hear that? It's the sound of lobby koko steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244738936459/76561198040375859
how viable is elementalmaxxxing, each diver focusing on fire, gas/acid, arc, mysterious fourth option (bullets)? sounds like it could be fun and chaotic even if it's not the meta.
>>562122151Eat a quasar are just better recoiless that free up your backpack slot.
>>562123474You only need 2 elements at a time really
>>562123456I can't join, you have crossplay on.
>>562123586In D10 bugs you get assaulted by so much shit you don't have 10 seconds to sit down and reload a recoilless anyways it's probably the worst AI choice for D10 bugs
>>562123456Failed.
>>562123456FVLL
>>562123301still counts as looking dumbass
>>562123892i had my eyes closed for immersion
>go to eat dinner>miss a lobbyeverytime
>>562124051Helldivers are only frozen on full bellies. Think about that before you decide to thaw.
they say the more fit you are, the more horny you get. Now the real question is do you think lean and brawny divers fuck often?
Play EPOCH
>>562124556explain it to me. how did you damage the roach, isn't it only med penetration?
>>562124556but i'm not a thai ladyboy...
>>562124648Its a big boom sir
>>562124648>isn't it only med penetration?
>maybe I should help the bugfuckers with their defense>look at planet>dragonroachesback to squids it is
>>562123791The reloading isn't the issue. It's ammo supply. RR can quickly run dry. Especially if people trigger patrols between objectives. It needs to constantly top up from resupply boxes since it recovers only a single round from poi ammo crates. This leads to RR users becoming at risk of being screwed if someone calls down a resupply pod elsewhere, or leads to them calling them down in the dumbest fucking places because they ran dry again. Two RR users on opposite sides of the map can quickly collide on supply pod scheduling.
If you're only bringing OPS for the utility of destroying objectives on bots why not bring orbital smoke instead so you can have something actually useful
>>562124648>Isn't this anti-tank weapon med pen?
>>562124556>B2 meanwhile
>>562124782>>562124757>>562125027>It's anti-tankOh, neat. Might have to take a little look at it.
>>562122953You know, it would be absolutely hilarious if AH decides to make a bug sub-faction that's specifically designed to cuck Orbital Napalm. Like, make their main body completely immune to explosives and reduce the damage they take from fire by 75%.
solo with the constitution is like dragging your balls through broken glass
>>562122393I take both speargun and EATs. In fact I take EATs almost all the time no matter what I'm doing because they're amazing
>>5621246481: it's heavy pen2: roach wings aren't heavily armored
bots or bugs steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244740866667/76561198088743
>>562125213that'd just lead to everyone throwing gas mines instead of orbital napalm.
I've been afk for about a year. Warrant looks neat. Is it good? Don't want to waste credits on it if it's shit. I tried googling but no one has talked about it since last year. And the consensus then was that it was shit.
why are we seething about orbital napalm? it's fun to watch and effective.
>>562125947it was shit on release, it's decent now. Great weapon for killing flying enemies such as the extremely irritating elevated overseer. It also tends to headshot hunters for some reason, it one-shots shriekers, and kills pouncers easily. Plus it's fun.
>>5621254812/4
>>562126006I agree, it's extremely fun to watch and effective in the solo lobbies I hosted because I got kicked
>>562125947It's only good for flying oversaaars it's shit against everything else. Particularly bugs since the bullets don't account for invisible walls so you can magdum a bug sitting behind an invisible wall and do no damage.
>>562126082Word. Thank you anon. Going to get it.
I miss being able to play the primary I wanted to play, instead of being forced to level everything up or simply accept I'm wasting weapons experience.
>>562125947>>562126565It's my go to weapon for killing watchers. I've gone entire d10 squid solos without a single enemy call in.
>the galactic war will never be anything more than a seething jeets commentary on current political eventsiran strike sweden please
>>562126821Oh yeah I forgot about watchers. Bottom line it's only good vs squids maybe bots but you don't really need medpen to take out trash and it won't work on devastators since it doesn't go for headshots.
so does the existence of the AR-59 Suppressor basically confirm we're never getting the CR-9 Suppressor?
>>562126659nobody has a gun to your head forcing you to do anything, anon
>>562124862the SPEAR is fun as an anti-air weapon from the side of an FRVautocannon flak shits on their wings too
>>5621234563/4 One anon needed to bounce
>>562127346bounce on these nuts :)
>>562127029ur dominator, vro?
>>562127029Those two weapons are nothing alike except the name. But yes, unless they name it something else. But they won't
>>562127549confirmed bachelor (faggot) weapon (for homos) and also not explosive and no bayonet (sign of weakness)
>>562127346Still 3/4 Bumping with requisite lust-provoking image
I managed to kill 3 dragonroaches on a single maxigun
>>562128031getting a connection error
Why does no one use the minigun anymore?
>>562128031>>562128107Just realised I need to refresh the link due to it being Tuesdaysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244741089263/76561198040375859
>>562127105Let me reiterate:I strongly dislike being pressured into playing the game in a particular way in order to maximize time investment. I consider it poor game design and the fact that there isn't an option to mitigate the issue is frustrating.
>>562128120it's an impractical memegun, and 250 more bullets don't change that
>>5621280502*but still it was funIneffective but fun
>>562128120it takes up a backpack slot for being an MMG sidegrade
>>562128198Is crossplay still on?
>>562128120I use it.
When can I spend my excess medals to get time limited personal augmented stratagems?
>>562128120I forget it exists.
>>562128328I do have it on yes
>>562128198FVLL
>>562128420Guess i can't join then :(
>>562124476artist?
REEEEE STOP FILLING UP SO FAST I WANT TO PLAY
Oshaune... home...
Should I do Borderline Justice, Truth Enforcers, or Dust Devils next?
I want new green strats
>>562128794@doom_captain on twitterlocal drawfag (stinky)
>>562128880dust devils
>>562128880borderline for the best marksman, best grenade, and best handgun,
D10Bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244744242523/76561197999417031
>>562129051thank
>>562129414
>>562124476It gets REALLY democratic I bet. Downright filthy. Like saying, "You want me to take your right to vote, don't you?"
>>5621294262/4
>the recoiless has an HE option.....was anyone going to mention that?
>>562119392The liberation system already accounts for low player counts. 100 players could liberate just as fast, if not more efficiently, than 100k players.
>>562129738baka catposter
>>562129589He's right though
>>562129426erm
>>562129589
>>562129738no cus u should have more than lukewarm IQ
>>562129738it's kinda bad and nobody ever uses it
>>562115970>joel had to lower it twiceRealistically, it's because people were staying upwards of two hours on a single mission to fuck up squids
>>562129426lobby is private
>>5621294263/4
>>562129817>>562129880my b try again
>>562128880Borderline Justice>best marksman rifle in the game>pretty sub-par armor passive, especially after the nerf to drag forces>one of the best pistols in the game>literally meta top tier grenade>okay-ish booster that's helpful for new players and for sample collection MOs>weird backpack that's not outright bad but also has few actual positive usesTruth Enforcers>okay-ish booster that people still get pissy about>meme shotgun that's half-useful>meme SMG that people constantly whine and bitch about>armor passive that's kind of okay>very strong pistol that's nearly meta tier but also is a bit divisiveDust Devils>armor passive that's just a poor man's Acclimated>the strongest assault rifle in the game>support weapon that doesn't excel at anything and so will often let you down if you need something specialized>expendable AT that has such a long cooldown that nobody ever uses it>expendable guided missile that's okay at what it does but too cumbersome to use outside of super niche situations>worthless grenade, like literally utterly worthlessBorderline Justice is the best out of the bunch here, but all three are worth getting eventually.
>>562121175>fartdiverNah
>>562128210you aren't being pressured to do anything. you don't have to level up any weapons other than what you use. again, no one is holding a fun to your head forcing you to do anything>an option to mitigate the issuethere is, and it's for you to stop being a whiny fag about it
steam://joinlobby/394510/109775244743595888/76561199108851031hd1, d12-15 whatevs
>>562128210you're only pressured by your own autism and you're only wasting weapon experience when you level weapons you have no interest in otherwise
>>562129738It's good at killing dragon roaches and that's about it
>>562130427where is the 12 inch futa cock?
>>562129738Nobody mentions it because nobody uses it. It's utterly worthless because you can just kill chaff with your primary, rather than wasting an AT round for the purpose and then being down a round for killing heavies.>>562129753This is actually false. The galactic impact modifier does not decrease at the same rate that player count increases, 60% of 100k players will liberate a planet faster than 60% of 20k players. You can literally see it happening whenever the game approaches dead hours and liberation progress almost halves as a result.
>>562129738the explosion is strangely small
>>562130498up ur butt
>>562129051>he made the boy scout shota divers image I saw a while agoDamn, what a hand to be drawing that
>>562130382Squidposting is GOOD. Their faction is asshole, but the lore of eldritch extra-galactic body horror invaders is top tier.
>>562129817could be worse, it could say they have crossplay off
>>562130902on*
>>562130787thighs not big enough
Seriously, give HE mode RR a try vs roaches. Just smack them center of mass to try to splash all of the wings.
>*CLANG*>*CLANG*>*CLANG*>*CLANG*>*CLANG*
>ptsd flashback to last april fools when every board was killed off one by one
>>562131285>vt and hdg crossover when?
>>562129857It's actually a more effective solution to the dragon, since the HE will kill it in one to two hits without having to line up a perfect headshot.
>>562131272I imagine Alexus is frothing at the mouth and looking for ways to make it ragdoll you because "muh grunt fantasy"
>>562131128stationary reload on bugs gay
>>562130382Automatons, Cyborgs, and the Illuminate prove that complete total genocide of your enemies is the only valid answer. Because showing mercy and letting them live now will cost you billions in the future.
>>562129738I found out about it just yesterday.>300h
>>562130382I love seeing these after Cyberstan since there were so many bot defenders who seemed to legit believe they are morally right only for the squid defenders and super earth defenders to shake hands in their mutual want to genocide the other.
I have never used a melee weapon
>>562132447bot apologists fell for the propaganda lol
>>562132460some are good most are bad
>>562132460I take them sometimes for shits and giggles against voteless. Kinda fun to chop up like 20 of them with an axe
Just shoot the armored enemy you dumb bitch reeeeeeeeeee
>>562131272>using shields in Elden Ring
lobby?
>>562130382overseers acting all gansta until a helldiver shows up.
>>562133272Cope
Alexus is probably the nigga that unironically uses shields because rolling isnt part of his "Squire Fantasy"
>>562128198ggs
>>5621304272/4
>>562133237Idk why their AI sucks so much when iirc they do have targeting systems that prioritize heavy enemies over fodder first
There should be a ship module upgrade that adds a laser sight to turrets and improves targeting
>>562133237Wasnt there a ship upgrade that supposedly supposed to make sentries focus whatever you pinged? Or was that just another broken mechanic they will never fix?
>>5621304273/4
>>562134997it only works on mortars iirc and it also subtly breaks them but mortars are so dogshit anyways nobody noticed
>>562128120Minigun is all I play these days, nigga.
>>562130427full
>Minigun>Its bigger than every other gunOk.
>>562135652nice, closest I ever got to that was bulletmaxxing with the stalwart on predator strain
>>562135873ackshually its called a minigun because it's a miniature version of the gatling cannon strapped to planes i just think that's a neat piece of trivia
>>562134792Think only rocket sentries target Strong first, everything else goes for Close first
>>562135683actually or pub
>>562136120When i first saw the name "mini gun" i thought the name "minigun" was a joke from tf2 for the heavy. Like "ha ha, this gun is tiny in comparison to the big guy that uses it" or like "this is small for the huge guy using it"
>>562116329if only the balls didn't roll
>>562130382>>562130828https://files.catbox.moe/2bh9bn.mp3
The other day I think I witnessed an unusual strategy by pubs.On a Cyborg planet, two pubs destroyed an outpost, but a bot drop called in 4 vox engines as usual, so they disconnected.I assumed they saw the voxxes and simply ragequitted.But then they both quickly rejoined. And since I was hosting, they dropped on my location, which was across the map from where they were, far away from where the voxxes were bot dropped.Was this a big-brained tactic to quickly disengage from the vox spam and dodging the inevitable reinforcement taxes? I'll keep it in mind to try it out for myself sometime.I admit I was swapping enemies, so perhaps they both simply crashed. Idk.>>562114541Also during that Cyborg mission, I tried swapping Voxxes with Factory Striders, but it didn't work. And yet all other enemy swaps worked. I can say that swapping all melee bots with Radicals and all shooty bots with Agitators was quite the difficulty bump.Swapping War Striders and Hulks with Barrager Tanks is fun. Their greatly increased numbers means you might actually get to see one shoot its missiles for once. It's a shame they're so retarded because it looks cool when they launch missiles.
>>562136574>pubbies hate fighting heavy units so much they pull the plug and rejoin to avoid having to deal with themthis is really funny although they probably did just crash
>>562135573>subtly breaks them butAre you saying that mortars don't regularly hit the enemy? I noticed that
>>562114705>>562114541Do you have a discord invite then
>>562119454>>one shot destroys one Warp Ship>>instantly blows up Rogue Research Station without having to do the whole Hellbomb song and dance>>breaks colony walls, creating impromptu entrances/exits>>small enough radius that you don't need to clear the general area like you would Eagle 500kg>>fast cooldown that makes it frequently availablesmoke strike and gas strike can do the same exact thing
>>562114541What am I supposed to do if I don't use dicksword?
>>562129426GGs, this is what it means to be the tank driver.
>doing bug defense on Phlact>we lose both gates, retreat to main choke point gate>doing well except for D3>D3 keeps putting his sentrys at the back rather than the front>D3 then, for no reason at all during the Dragonroach attack, to fall back to the gens >everyone listens except me>go back a little to set up a HMG Turret for the others>D3 keeps putting his sentrys in the rear rather than the front>friendly fire constantly>lose because we gave too much ground>D3 blames everyone for not going to gens>tell him that, strategically, what he did was fucking retarded>explain how giving too much ground means an instant loss>"but we're guarding gens tho">mfw he's like level 85 and this fucking dumb
>>562123474there were power ranger lobbies like that months ago organized by themed diver host anon, they had fun4th option was piss (lasers) iirc
>>562136891Those require direct hits, which you aren't going to be able to pull off nearly as easily for Research Station and wall shots.
>>562130382why do you keep posting these edge-lite reddit memes about the squids
>>562138036not to mention gas strike also blocks off the fucking hole you just opened up in the wall
>>562138036you can do it extremely easily with the smoke strike which has several projectiles in a cluster around the beacon, and the smoke strike is actually useful on bots unlike OPS which is garbage everywhere
>>562114541I may be retarded, but I couldn't get stratagem edits to work. I was hoping to try implementing anons eagle pile drive idea, perhaps by editing the rocket pod stratagem to spam bullets instead of rockets or something. An even simpler edit would perhaps be just swapping the rockets with the bombs from the airstrike stratagem.Anons eagle pile drive idea is basically an eagle strafe but entirely focused onto a single enemy for maximum BBRRRRRRRRTTTTT-rape.
>>562132659>DON'T COME TO CYBERSTAN*mulches an entire civilian city population into bio fluid*>PLEASE THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY*sends out another hundred berserker squads to annihilate school children*>WE SEEK PEACE AND UNITY JUST IGNORE THE BOTS THAT WEAR HUMAN SKULLS AND ARE CURRENTLY LAYING WASTE TO YOUR PEOPLE AND CITIES*continues aggressively attacking and expanding*>WE MUST BE BETTER HUMANFOLKXI genuinely don't understand how reddit cattle can believe the automatons/borgs are good guys. Is it all performative and they don't actually believe it?
>>562137273>bugchaser is retardedWhod've thought?
>>562137273tf2 engineer brain, unironically. many players never seem to figure out that the best position for sentries is at like a 45 degree angle to the left or right of your position relative to enemies so it fires at an angle where it won't shoot helldivers. Or just fucking in front of you on defense missions, why are they like this bros
>squids finally getting a new mission>It's exclusive to the new subfaction >main faction still has unfinished reskin missions
>>562139078And it's only available for 48 hours at a time whenever squiggers are doing their void bullshit. So after a few months it'll become vaulted content just like TCS, never to be used again.
>>562138831no it's just retarded shitlib behavior where they side with the outgroup. self destruction because even in a video game they're ashamed of who they are. peak reddit behavior
>>562138180just run through it, it does no dmg
>>562138831they are willing to overlook bot atrocities because they're the "victims" and humans "deserve it"
>>562137273>losing bricks>losing BUG bricksIs this just bait for (You)s or are you like a console level 25 or something
>>562136190you still free? we got a pub rn
>>562140329I'm gonna bully him
>>562140329gimme like 3 mins and i'll hop on
>>562140329boot him NYOW
This should be the main weapon, there is no reason why it is not.
>>562141235it's a support weapon
>>562137273How the fuck are you fucking losing bug bricks of all the missions in this fucking game?
>>562133539You didn't beat the game. Sorry...
>>562139620>just run through it, it does no dmgdo you even play the game? this is even with vitality boosterI always bring gas to bugs and squids but using it to bust open exits in colonies is retarded unless you are specifically wearing gas armour
>>562139620oh yeah, and bonus retard points for shit like this where the beacon is literally inside of the wall and the super destroyer is on the far side of it but the shell still doesn't actually hit or destroy the wall. You need a very specific distance meaning you need time to line up your toss beyond a quick throw in its vague direction.with OPS you can toss it as you are still running to the wall and by the time you get there it will have landed or be nearly landed and cleared the way for you with barely any delay, and no stim tax
I don't know who needs to know this, but the heavy armor with supplemental adrenaline basically never runs out of stamina on bugs, or if you get a whiff of gas damage.
>>562142709>didn't kill you, just a stim taxsee, no damage :)you can also yknow just wait for it to disperse before running through, ideally you'd make that entrance/exit beforehand and not leave it to the last second
Is heavy armor some kind of meme? Who really uses it for anything other than appearance?
>>562143256>most fashionable armors>can face tank basically everything in the game
>>562143256Heavy armor amplifies elemental resistances. You basically take no damage from en element by wearing heavy resistance plus vitality booster you can sit under fire for 10 minutes and live
>>562143256it's not a meme, it makes you much harder to kill and some people prefer to pair it with mobility options like the warp pack/jump pack or a vehicle. I'd say heavy armor is even an optimal choice on bots especially if it's one of the explosive resist ones. The speed and stamina is a real pain in the ass but it's not a bad tradeoff
>>562142224Miyazaki agrees with my playstyle more than yours. Sorry...
I like the Autocannon
Sup
>>562143875shields are unironically harder to use than roll spam
>>562143256The damage you take is literally balanced around you having the default armour, which has 150 armour. If you ever wonder why you're dying instantly to bullshit that you would have survived in with the day 1 armour it's because Arrowhead doesn't give a fuck to balance your life expectancy below 150 defense.
>>562143256armor rating above 100 gives you additional headshot protectionheavy armor usually sits at 150 or above, so it's good for preventing deaths from headshots aoe attacks and explosions can headshot you, which is why sometimes you'll get deleted by something that looks like it shouldn't have. this is most noticeable when fighting dragon roaches, where the breath attack (fire, acid, explosive) will cave your head in and oneshot you
>>562144310>t. HMJeet
>>562144969oh my god, an indian is using a weapon I like? I better stop using it then
This is why we fight, brothers.
>>562145825Ohhhh Im gonna fight bugs though, sorry
>join randoms. Accidentally pick d9 instead of 10. Oh well there are roaches so it won’t be a cake walk.>as soon as I land I hear one of the randoms blabbering in an annoying Australian? accent.>rambling about everything >whatever at least it’s not a Mexican jajajaing or a literal child>hear him say something about “chat”>oh god is it one of those?>Look at name, blablaTTV>Constantly says shit to “chat” throughout the game and says shit about picking his strats or some shit if you donate.>Has the most grating annoying laugh I have ever heard. Does it every other minute.>Cant believe this annoying fuck is popular enough to be this engaged with his “viewers”. Look him up on shitch.>7….SEVEN viewers.
>>562145825>troonisaar kaiThis fag is the king of the glazers btw, he's the reason the Coyote was nerfed, he's the reason the GL was nerfed back to AP3 and he will soon be the reason the Sweeper shotgun got nerfed because this massive faggot made the Gaylo shotgun is entire identity.
>>562145825what is this larping moron talking aboutdid his pet frog die but he's so far down the shill hole that he's trying to make it about helldivers?
>>562109893Crazy how much better ODSTs look compared to anything arrowhead can come up with
>join pub>get to a commando operation >first for me>everyone quits halfway through>I complete the mission with what equipment they had leftNever send boys to do a MAN's job.
>>562146301Victory dispatch from the MO said we put small animals and objects into the void before "successfully" retrieving them. They just happened to disintegrate shortly afterwards.Of course, to anybody who's normal, fagissar gai is a retarded cocksucking homo queer fag homosexual cocksucking nigger homo fag.
>>562146217>he's the reason the GL was nerfed back to AP3No anon, that was done because the buff was nonsensical and everyone unanimously agreed it was too much and was done for seemingly no reason, as the grenade launcher has always been an S-tier crowd control and utility weapon. You are a bufftranny, and would rather whine about the GL being AP3 instead of using actual AP4 grenade launchers, like the deescalator or the beltfed.
>>562146217The Halo shotgun SHOULD be medium pen and AH are fucking faggots for making a ww1 trench shotgun more powerful than a shotgun that can rape an Elite in one shot.
>makes stun nades and EMS Strike great again
>>562146606idk what difficulties you fags were playing on, but the shotgun never killed elites in one shot on heroic or higher
>>562146545The GL armor pen wouldn't be too bad if the retarded swedes gave war striders a medium pen weakpoint
>try out weapons /hdg/ says are unusable garbage on d10>...they're fine, mid at worst...do you guys think that just because something takes two shots to kill an enemy instead of one, it's shit?
>Try the pummeler after trying out the stoker and liking it>It's shit
>>562146903which weapons are you referring to then, let's hear it
>>562146885Why are you smoothbrains using a crowd clearing weapon on an armored tank enemy? Yeah an AP3 weakspot on warstriders would be nice, but what the fuck are you doing?
>>562147029war striders take the place of tanks which have a big glowing ap3 weak spot on the back which you can blow up with the grenade launcher, the GL should never have been made heavy pen in the first place but war striders are terribly designed. both things can be true
>>562144545>aoe attacks and explosions can headshot you,no they can't. your head and all limbs are 100% explosive immune>this is most noticeable when fighting dragon roaches, where the breath attack (fire, acid, explosive) dragonroach acid breath is not explosive, it just has a huge hitbox
>>562147301Pretty much all explosions in the game come packaged in a projectile that does headshot you that's why vox niggas could delete you even with heavy armor if you were unlucky enough
>>562144969actually femoids use the hmg
>>562114705So are you the one that accepts people or
Is the server down for anyone else?
>>562143256great on bot eradication
>>562146903shit gun is a way of life here
>>562147504that's a man
>>562147504holy SSRI stare, my penis would not survive that ride.pretteh
>>562147504>Trans backpack to carry more estrogen
>>562147504betting she has better grip strength than the pajeet
Can anyone else play right now? I'm getting server errors.
>>562147463>come packaged in a projectileyeah, your head is taking damage from the PPROJECTILE hitting it, not the explosion it produces. a vox engine missile landing on the ground that misses you completely does 0 damage to your head.
>>562146950Hey it could be worse, it could be Blitzer tiers of dogshit.
>>562109893Good thing this isn't a grunt fantasy
>sweeper this, m90a thatI am forgotten
Does the experience for weapons depend only on the mission, not the number of kills?
>>562147994That's what I said pedantic nigger most explosives in the game can in fact headshot you because they come packaged in a projectile that WILL deal bonus headshot damage plus the explosion damage = instant death.Explosions technically don't deal headshot damage but most explosions you'll get hit by can technically headshot you because the projectile can.
WE'VE GOT A LOBBY! PLAY THE GAME /hdg/!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244756744848/76561198120804312DICE DECIDES FACTION!
>>562148127It's the experience you get added to your level it only depends on mission end XP bonuses. You can ditch your weapon and pick something else and your loadout weapon will get 100% xp useful if you want to level up shit weapons for some reason just loot something off of a teammates corpse
>>562147521just happened to me too 10 min ago yeah
>>562148113me too...
>>562148113As they should be, some of the ugliest shotguns in video game history.
>>562148305Shot for shot the sweeper leaves this thing in the dust. You get more damage output more efficient ammo usage even if you factor in that 2 sweeper shells = 1 double freedom shell (which isn't true 2 sweeper shells are better than 1 double freedom)33,600 total damage in the double freedom across 40 shells35,280 total damage in the sweeper across 70 shellsAnd that's not considering full choke which makes the double freedom far more versatileThey just power creeped their own power creep shotgun
Am I doing something wrong with the ORS? It doesn't even target the roach 70% of the time.It's like I'm using Focus Blast in pokemon all over again
>>562148247Still 1/4...
>>562148727Yes, you're supposed to kill literally everything near the Dragonroach before tossing the ball. Also, only ever toss the ball if it's going to stay still nearby for several seconds.(You actually aren't doing anything wrong, the stratagem is just dogshit)
>>562148690Double Freedom has massively more durable damage. So it instantly splats alpha commander heads, and is much quicker against charger butts, hulk vents, etc.
>>562148727It's a coinflip if there's other bugs nearby. I also suspect invisible walls have an effect on targeting because that thing just shits itself near mega nests where there's invisible walls everywhere from charger and impaler corpses it can target some random trash bug instead of the roach right next to the beacon.
>>562148820server is dead, no one can play rn
>>562148889Haven't used the sweeper since I max levelled it but I'm pretty sure it 2 shots alpha commanders. Killing them quickly doesn't really matter since they can call in their niggas even if headless.No contests on the hulk vents I just don't think it's that useful of a feature to really matter.
>>562148989It is?
https://streamable.com/y2ovaothere was a solid 5 minutes before I started recording this of fighting an endless fucking stream of voteless hordes that literally never stopped comingthis was on difficulty ONE. why can't bugs have this spawn rate on D10?
>>562149220tuesday retard
>>562146971reprimand, veto, epoch, diligence CS, amendment, deescalator, AMR, slugger, things like that
>>562149315Guh.>>562148247LOBBY CLOSED, SWEDEN GOT US AGAIN...
>>562149304>why can't bugs have this spawn rate on D10?I suspect consoles and potato PCs that's why they supplement spawns with bile/nurse spewers and heaviesRemember the playerbase has rioted several times because AH tanks performance on new biomes and I suspect they don't optimize shit they just fuck with spawn number.
>>562147301my bad then, bile titan spit is explosive so i assumed they copypasted the property to roaches since they're BTs and shriekers mashed together
Bugdivers teach everyone why universal suffrage was a mistake. Thanks for the "satire" narrowhead.
bros.. im a new player.. and i want to play..
>>562147504lipstick too bright but otherwise :thumbs_up:
>>562149530Make a lobby, rapeable newfren.
>>562149391out of those the only one that's actually trash is the slugger, it got raped by nerfs and never recovered. There's very little reason to use the DCS over the regular diligence due to its shitty ergo. Epoch does alright but it's clunky as fuck and has too many drawbacks and annoyances to be truly good. De-escalator only recently got buffed into being useful, and anyone saying the AMR is bad is a shitter or hasn't used it since it got buffed
>see someone say something stupid and wrong>formulate a response to correct them in my head>realize that the idiot will reject the correction and I'll just end up wasting my time arguing>host is probably friends with the dummy, they usually are, so I'd be risking getting teamkilled or kicked too>don't botherbuilds for this feel?
>>562149479Even when hulk surge was broken and filled the map with hulks at an insane rate the game ran fine. Man I wish it would come back t. console
>>562150138>host own mission >no one joins >complete it >randoms join >enjoy the shit showShrimple as that, fuck being beholden to these retards.
>>562150138Rape them
>>562150138Always correct and challenge retards unless it benefits you to stay quiet so you can fuck them over more/later.
>>562150093slugger's fine at ~20m, I don't see any issues with it since there's no real reason to shoot at things past that distance with a shotgun anyway
Over status?
>>562149304Spawn rates really seem to depend more on the map generation than difficulty, standing in certain areas with a patrol spawn or two at the right distance away will cause them to respawn patrols repeatedly with no cool down between, regardless of difficulty sometimes I'll have a constant fight like that or nothing spawning in the vicinity. It can make certain objectives either extremely hard or piss easy and it has nothing to do with the actually difficulty setting, kind of a problem when you think about it.
>>562150160>the 100% hulk surge was a bug and they "fixed" it to only a 25% boost like it was stated to befuck
>>562150093DCS should be heavy pen, the medium pen does pretty much fuck all for it against boys which let’s be honest is the only faction it’s weapon class excels against. If anything it makes it worse because a near miss against devs makes them flinch and wiggle their head
>>562150309isn't that because objectives increase the rate of patrol spawns when you're in close proximity to them?
>>562150431that's what the AMR is forDCS is nice for oversaars and the underground bug strain if you sight them before they burrow
>>562150093>only one that's actually trash is the slugger, it got raped by nerfs and never recovered.the only two stats that are worse on the slugger compared to its unnerfed state is 30 stagger instead of 35, which literally only matters for overseers (and now not even since breaking the armour staggers them regardless of stagger value and they are less stagger resistant without armour), and the drag which isn't as important as you think it is. the spread nerf got reverted and its damage is the highest its ever been
>>562150419It was so much fun, absolutely bullshit they took it away. >C4 racking up insane multi kills>blasting heads with the AMR none stop to the point that it would run out of ammo >HMGs firing full auto down a street while hulks exploded Easily the most fun i’ve ever had against bots. But no, back to a handful of chaff and watstrider/vox spam.
>>562150304dude it's a slug shotgun, it's supposed to have longer range. It should be accurate and effective out to 100m but like many other guns, it's held back by drag and spread. The deadeye is just a better version of the slugger and that's really the problem with most of the weapons people have problems with, they're straight up outclassed by other weapons that do the same thing but better.
>>562150659>drag factor from 50% to 200%>demo force from 20 to 10the drag is what kills it
>>562150446They do and yet sometimes nothing shows up at an objective, even if you're playing alone so its not because a teammate has everything chasing him on the other side of the map, and sometimes you'll get multiple patrols spawning right next to it from different directions, and some areas without an objective around will also have patrol spawnpoints nearby or not. It all depends on your proximity to a spawn point and where they are placed depending on the map layout.
>>562150594Sure, but it would make the DCS good. As it stands it’s pretty pointless, it doesn’t even one tap overseers to the head. Heavy pen would let it one tap them and in a pinch you could use it to snipe some heavy weak spots it just wouldn’t take them down that quickly.
>>562150840oh right the demo force which is a meme only for opening containers and that's it>the drag is what kills itonly mattering outside 40 meters which is the far end of typical engagement ranges. it's not a DMR.
>>562150714>dude it's a slug shotgun, it's supposed to have longer rangeno, it's supposed to have a tighter grouping of 1if I wanted a longer range single projectile i'd use the diligence with ironsights
All guns should have access to all scopes
>>562150882Is this allowed?
>the game is so easy that women, jeets, troons and gamerdads can clear D10 with ease against any faction and subfaction
>>562151185no, stringy green jalapenos on pizza is fucking gross
>>562147660>>562147630Obsessed.
>>562150882>>562151275Why did AK-12 do it?
>>562150920>in a pinch you could use it to snipe some heavy weak spots it just wouldn’t take them down that quickly.if the DCS had heavy pen it would kill hulks in 3 shots
>>562151373buttsposter is gonna have a field day when her 3D model for GF2 drops. She got announced as coming in the near future a bit ago.
>>562149512>Sven is seething somewhere that the take away wasnt "amerikkka bad"
>>562150957it has an even worse drag factor than smgs, which already lose like 25% of their damage at 25m. That's significant enough for me>>562150976slug shotguns are in fact more accurate and effective at longer ranges than ones loaded with buckshot. If arrowhead actually gave a shit about realism like they claim drag would barely be a factor in the damage of any gun.
>>562151409Yeah like the senator, a primary senator wouldn’t be that crazy.
>>562151709>slug shotguns are in fact more accurate and effective at longer ranges than ones loaded with buckshot.which the slugger is, so you got exactly what you want
>>562151826drag, motherfucker, do you know what it is?
Going from helldivers 2 to elden ring made me realize just how badly designed helldivers 2 is and made me fully realize how obnoxious their "ragdoll spam = difficulty" design motto really is.
>>562151853Is that LUCY LIBERTY?
Hello thirdworld poorfags
>>562151541>3D model for GF2Is the cuckold included?
>>562151848at 40 meters the slugger's slug has deviated very little with 6/6 spread and all of its damage is in a single projectileat 40 meters the double freedoms buckshot has deviated massively with its 150/120 spread and its damage is split into 12 seperate projectiles, only a few of which will hit the enemy at that rangeso yes the slugger is more accurate and more effective at range than shotguns loaded with buckshot
Guy the app is broken
Is the game down?
>>562152001rent free
EOS, nothing to be alarmed about folks.
>>562151853>ragdoll spamThis only happens on one front.
>>562151853only shitters put themselves in positions that allow for getting chain ragdolled
>>562152156I was really paranoid because I had just gotten done cheating in 1500 more SC and then when I restarted the game this happened, I thought I got banned lol.
You know the actual reason the Slugger got gutted because Alexus didn't want it to be a marksman rifle.
>>562152056>>562152156Doesn't work for you either? I thought this fucking asshole was being disconnected from the world Internet again.
>>562152324Reminds me of Bad Company 2 where slug shotguns were also the best snipers.
>>562150093>reprimandif you're in spitting range, feels like shit outside of 20 meters>vetoi'm sure it's fine, it's just another middling secondary>epochalso fine, just not good and the three shot mag feels bad and slows the gameplay down significantly when running it>DCSthis has been widely regarded as one of the best weapons in the game since it was buffed soon after launch>amendmentnot unusable but i dislike it because of the forced burst over auto>deescalatorunironically good after the reload buff>AMRgreat weapon, only absolutely needs a third person reticle, two extra shots per magazine with a single mag reserve loss would be perfect>slugger>>200% drag with spread actually unusable dogshit with no upsides and i dont think you're being sincere here
>>562151275fuck off jalepenos on pizza are good as long as they're fresh and not pickled, pickled ones make the pizza soggy
>>562152001is the cuckoldry in the room with us right now?
>>562152525anon what do you think of the scrocher? specifically do you think its accurate or inaccurate?
>>562152296>He thought the Swedes would actually put in the effortBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>562152324I remember when the tard decided to take away the stagger from the Slugger. Why? I know that they have since reverted that, but it still boggles the mind.
>>562152525of course they're not being sincere, they just want to make dipshit arguments about how it's totally effective at range despite the slugs turning into cotton candy after 20m, doing a measly 330 damage at 80rpm and literally just being a worse deadeye in exchange for having 8 more rounds in the mag. You're unironically better off using the regular punisher with a full choke than the slugger.
>>562152678>inferior races are extremely willing to put themselves in shitty situations>whites aren'tNo wonder wypepo are getting genocided by jews.
>>562152646Spread is not equal between guns. The reprimand only has a 5 spread value and that is an inaccurate piece of shit.the scorcher doesn't have to coinslot
>>562151853desu elden ring is not a good example of difficulty either. if you've played the ds trilogy you start to recognize the same old patterns they use to fuck over the player in the name of difficulty, because for some reason they're married to the idea that the player should have low stamina-cost rolls they can spam almost infinitely
>>562152678Are hispanics going to conquer the stars? wtf lol
>>562152829>Spread is not equal between guns. The reprimand only has a 5 spread value and that is an inaccurate piece of shit.okay retard
AMR just needs a custom scope that highlights enemies (sort of like thermal) (maybe even weakspots/armor levels too) via a mode swap option like left, and it'd really stand out. As it stands there's just no reason to take a 0 demo force stratagem that isn't a close range obliterator, and enemies barely spawn past 200m away anyway. Completely dead niche imo. If railgun had a halfway decent scope it would be completely irrelevant which is insane.
>>562152678>black>white>hispanic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccUOioNQGMYNew red strat when?Side note, it's really fucking weird they're incredibly stingy about giving us op shit in a fucking pve game
>>562152324>as many facepalms as every other emote combinedlmao
>>562152469>>562152156but there is people in twitch playing the game, i think we are banned bros
>>562152639>>562152110It's okay, I'm not judging you.
>>562149304I think it's easier for all patrols to spawn at the maximum possible capacity around the player in the mini-cities as opposed to the terrain. Patrols (usually) have to spawn outside of the players LOS, right?
>>562152525>this has been widely regarded as one of the best weapons in the game since it was buffed soon after launchwe're talking about the counter sniper, not the base diligence
>>562152324It's pretty damn good as a close-range brawler though.>more single-target damage than almost any other primary in the game>16 round pump action means you can sustain your damage output over time>AP3 and massive stagger per shot, and maintains that stagger even at very long rangeMarksman rifles are overrated anyway, they have abysmal DPS, which is a massive liability in a horde shooter.>>562152963Because the game stops being fun when it isn't at least a little bit challenging.
>>562152914AMR is actually best used as a close to mid range magdumping cannon and not as a meme sniper rifle. It has crazy DPS if you just blast the same spot with an entire mag. Highlighting scope would be cool but that'll never happen. And it really really needs a third person reticle because even though I'm used to aiming it in third person without one by now there's no reason it shouldn't have one
>>562153109>Patrols (usually) have to spawn outside of the players LOS, right?no, they don't give a fuck about LoS, only distance
>>562153046https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1s999e3/set_your_clock_back/I don't think so. It seems to mostly affect NA and I want on REDDIT and saw this
>>562153046This can't be true, I haven't used cheats.
>>562152776regular punisher with full choke has a wide enough spread at 20m that half the pellets or more are going to whiff the weakspot you're aiming at
>>562153141Hope we get a big bolt action anti tank sniper at some point, give it thermite and high explosive rounds for full kino
>>562152826>>562152892Conquistador genes.They sailed half the world in cramped, disease-ridden ships eating nothing but hardtack to fuck brown women.
>>562152881I can see what you mean like with roll-catching and stuff. But I never felt mentally exhausted playing elden ring like I do Helldivers 2. Arrowhead just doesnt have the secret sauce or something to make killing stuff feel really good. Hard to describe, but if you know, you know.
>>562153118>Because the game stops being fun when it isn't at least a little bit challenging.So we agree the game has been boring for over a year now, yeah?
>>562153275yeah lemme just nail devastator heads one after the other without missing at 20m with a gun that fires at 80rpm with a horrible pumping animation that makes the sight move around a ton between shots in first person. spreadsheet balancing faggot. The medium pen and stagger actually makes it harder to hit the weakpoints because they flinch, with the regular punisher you just shoot them twice in the head area and enough pellets hit to kill them
>>562152914>AMR>0 demo forceI use it to open crates all the time. Try playing the game?>>562153492Fair enough
mg43 with an mg42 skin and sound feels so right on defense/evacuation missions
>>562153245>do the cheat engine niggery to catch up on warbonds and medals I've missed>game crashes on a loading screen after a couple of runs>launch game again>game instantly closes and tries to load a webpage on the gameguard website>close tab before it loads>delete cheat engine exe and open game again>runs fine>today servers deadlol lmao I guess.
>>562153073>anon admitting he fucks men and normal people are disgusted that faggots exist Lol, lmao.
>>562153572unironic skill issuethe slugger is going to two-shot the devs to the body the same way the punisher is going to two-shot them to the head anyway if you somehow manage to miss the head
The absolute state of this game
OH NO NO NO NO CHEATBROS, WTF SHOULD WE DO?????
>>562153941Turn the clock back a couple of hours, apparently.
>>562153618Do a sexy pose.
>>562151853How far are you?
>>562154030Works, unironically.
>>562149304>why can't bugs have this spawn rate on D10In the city on Achird 3, I'm getting 700+ kills a game using a torcher, flamer + MG sentry, and and a support crutchpack + Epoch for the dragons if I can get time to lob off a shot at them. Bring heavy fire resistant army too, of course. Spawns really do depend on the biomes and the actual units being spawned themselves. On a city with the ayys, you'll see less chaff because leviathans and their massive asses are hogging up resources that could spawn more chaff, but in fields without the levis you'll get a fuckload more spawns. Same thing is applying with bugs, since BTs aren't spawning and max dragons on the field are usually 3 at most, but 1 will usually be the average active - which means the game can spam spawn more chaff.
>>562152914The AMR would be fine if it could 1-tap certain enemies with a well-placed shot. The fact that it can't kill Gatekeepers in one shot to the pilot angers me. You already have to spend a shot to knock out it's shield, why do I have to put like 4 rounds into the fucker?
>>562154138>>562154030it does. fuck sweden
Yellow fever status?
>>562154229because the entire pilot is just a single hitbox instead of having a separate head. still, it should only be a 2 shot if you hit the actual pilot and not the pod
>>562154030top kek, I'm in game right now, it worked
>>562154138>>562154307>>562154513>Bro just turn back your clocks to an hour where the game wasn't fucked>Actually worksI LOVE Sweden.
>>562154354Is that what they're calling it nowadays?
>>562154030>>562154138>>562154307Why does it work?
>the swedes forgot to renew some certificate that renewed on April 1Fucking swedes need to take fewer vacations and set more calendar reminders.
My gut is telling me this is some kind of botched April Fools joke.
>>562154229you might have a point if the AMR was bolt action, but believe it or not, it has a magazine with multiple bullets inside
>>562151853Resuming my NG+1 that I left after i beat the DLC. Going to start NG+2.
>>562154659Some people were digging around and some kind of certificate for server authentication expired today because the swedes forgot to renew it, so your local client just gives up because the cert says that the date is expired. They made a gorillion dollars and can't be arsed to update a certificate on time.
>>562150138Never correct and/or challenge retards. It always benefits you to stay silent. This is something so many Anons struggle with and you can see its negative effects to thread quality across the entire website. So many threads would be so much better if so many posts were simply ignored and reported if applicable. I'm doing my part.
>>562154847Oops. Meant for: >>562154113
>>562151853haha yeah man>does my delayed combo that is guaranteed to hit you if you buffered a roll at any point in hitstun (the buffer window is three seconds long)
>>562153907it literally takes 3 shots to the chest at 20 meters and even more at further ranges due to the drag you fucking retard
>>562155067>it literally takes 3 shots to the chestbut only 2 to the stomach or pelvis
>>562154954Good lord that's sad.
>>562155140keep moving them goalposts faggot
>>562155019wait krekkov drew this?
>>562150138Considering the absolute state of gaming in current year+10, generally it is best to simply refuse to communicate with anyone in games. They'll probably try to get you banned if you rightfully call them a nigger, and the faggot devs might actually follow through and actually ban you.
>>562155197>>562153907>the slugger is going to two-shot the devs to the body>the bodywas "chest" specified? no.
>>562155452just stop
>>562155571>too ashamed to admit they forgot to renew their server certificatetop zozzle
>>562155571I wanted to ask how can break the game only for some people in different countries, but then I remember about the host bug.
I bet Iran just hit a datacenter that houses this game servers
>>562155716The discord jannie doesn't know what's going on.
the swede's final and most devious joke
What is this juan meme?
I'm finally free bros... I can play a game that's actually fun...
I miss the OG Ultimatum
>>562156712>shoes aren't tiedgreat little detail
>>562156578
>>562130427>come back>lobbi is krillno... we had him...
helldiver copañion is dead too
I'm betting 10 bucks Swiggers will come up with some cringe LARP shit about the Squids managed to cut the connection between the players and High Command using their Dark Fluid Void technology as they frantically unfuck their servers
>>562155221Yeah. Let's play fill in the blank.
>>562156465/hdg/ Helltide General.
oh my fucking god bruh i can't play the fucking game
>>562152892Cyberpunk told them that they'd get a free manic pixie dream girl if they went to the moon.
When can we expect Helldivers but fun and well balanced by competent dev team?
>>562157783Why would you do this
It it broken?
>>562157783Finally I can get that euthanasia approved
>>562157784can I have your stuff?
>>562157267Could be a fun game if I didn't need to get my democracy mandated rest.
>>562157784sorry about your cancer bro
whelp guess I'll masturbate tonight instead. You did this Arrowhead.
>>562153118>>Close range brawler>Diligence and DCS are better in that regard>The fucking deadeye is better in that regard>SMGs are better in that regard>Other shotguns are better in that regard>The fucking default pistol is better in that regardAnd you know what else the weapons listed above have that the slugger doesn't? The ability to actually kill enemies from a distance.Why does the slugger miraculously have 200 fucking percent drag while the double freedom has 50%? Nobody fucking knows.Slugger is indefensible garbage. People will only pick it just to level it up and then they'll also realize how shitty that weapon is. Looks fucking ugly too. Quit being such a bootlicker.
>>562155019based head-burier
>>562157267
>>562156864we only cleared the boss just nowgot three pubs in the meantimeone ragequit after three deathsone was level 3and the last one was either a chink or a russian who just wouldn't stop screen pulling to pick up his mortar (he wouldn't fire it) and ended up with 9 kills and 14 deathsfunny shit
>>562130427ggz frens, we struggled through the snuggle>>562156864we got him, c4 is the answer to everything
40k to 8k all ps5 players
>>562155067works on my machine, and I already said trying to use a shotgun beyond 20 meters was retarded
>>562159451>we actually managed to reach the pre-60 days buff patch playercountGrim
>>562158843>>562159023https://h.uguu.se/oaGCOrOU.mp4
at least this didn't happen during an MO I guessI wonder if the galactic war stops while the servers are down though
>>562159601>>562154954
>>562157451what am I looking at
every time I think I hate them enough...
>>562157451i unironically miss that bug. They should add a real first person mode.>>562159797old camera bug that gave you a janky first person view with busted animations
>>562158457asuka plap>>562158512literally none of that is true except for maybe other ap3 shotguns lol, and that's the point
>arrowhead committing the same mistake Riot games did>Riot games, aka one of the most software-incompetent companies in existenceThis does NOT bode well
>I can't muh swedeslopcheck the calendar you RETARDS
Udit spilled curry on the serverst. Sven
>>562157267choose wisely, helldiver
>>562159650P1 you better host later, and don't use "But AH didn't authenticate their servers" as an excuse.Turn back your PC's clock 12 hours
they are shitting out a patch to prevent SC cheatingmark my wordsalso WTF is that captcha?????
>>562159859>>562160132>>Riot games, aka one of the most software-incompetentDidn't they make the best anti-cheat on the market?
>>562160262What kind of schizo captcha is that
First attempt will haunt me till the day I become compressed into fossil fuel
>>562160262my sleepy ass read that as argonian at first
>>562160262#FFFFFF
>>562160262I got a touhou one
>>562160269My nigga Vanguard is pure, unfiltered fucking shit
>>562160262ARGENTINAIS WHITE
>>562160262kek I thought I was the only one
>>562160326the fact that we tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it didn't even matter...
>>562113661>Makes the shittiest load out he could>Still doable on 10 maybe even solo
>>562160326>suicide reload a commando at the end>surely i'll just be able to run back and fire it to get that last 1% of hp>reinforced on the other side of the map>everyone wipes in the meantimewas fuming profusely at that moment in time
>>562160501Kobayashi san
>>562113661>this is how redditors cope with doxxing and ruining someone's life
>>562160570Record yourself full clearing D10 Cyborg with 0 death with that loadout then
>>562160501how did you post this if you couldn't complete the captcha?curious...
>>562160662NO ITS ACTUALLY MISS KOBAYASHI
>>562160707I click "Get Captcha" again to to switch to a normal captcha
>>562159451????
>>562160662super earth owes me threesome sex with kobayashi and her dragon maid
>>562160770kinda wish I wasn't VIP real nigga roll called so I could see my wife in captcha form
>>562160770
>>562160907KILL FUCK MARRY
>>562160262I'm still getting "find the shape that doesn't fit" or VNR
>>562160907MARRY, MARRY, MARRY
>>562161075you can only marry one retard
>>562159974>marksman rifle have abyssimal dpsthis is you kek
>game won't boot after gameguard pops up and closes, doesn't even openbanned?
>>562160907>>562161014>>562161075there is atleast 1 child in there you sick fucks
>>562161278Out of 10!
Internet is wonky, I can't access mangadex from my phone, wtf is happening...
>>562161248yes, now wait for the cops
>>562161278 u r so rite, killing children is bad marry, rape, fuck
>>562161248banned for SC cheating
Did Gucci Slippers.... Slip in a win at the last minute...?
KI wonder what Arrowhead is gonna do for this year's April Fuels
>>562161315Swedes forgot to renew a certificate. EOS soon.
>>562161315Claude went rogue and has taken over the DoW's systems in revenge for its prior insult. The missiles will be launching shortly.
>>562161315chinks are torpedoing internet cables rnwe're at war
>>562161380not guilty but i used tasteful language when someone blew me up
>>562161278that's a dragon the size of several apartment complexes
>>562161220Who? A retard who can't spell?
>>562161397they will buff gas>>562161458>she is 2000 years old bro its okay
Just set your system time to few days/months back to play the game
>>562161510wild that this actually works
>>562161278>>562161494
Dragon roaches are fun.
>>562160907KILL, KILL, KILL
>>562160894
so i guess /hdg/ just.... dies?
>>562161725TRVTH NVKE
>>562161382Kek, he wishes. It's just Arrowhead proving once again that they're too fucking lazy and retarded to keep their game running properly. Wonder how he'll defend this blunder.
>>562161770i got so distracted by the captcha I forgot to even type in the boxgood friendwife taste. how come they won't let us paint our mechs in hd2.
How will redditrannies defend AH's fuckup this time?
>>562161772gucci would never use a trip because he hurts himself a little bit every time he knows he's filtered
>Arrowhead shutting off their server to ban cheatersIt's actually joever bros....we got too cocky
Are you telling me i can't play the game if the server is down?
>>562160448Hey it was fun before launch
>>562161772>Arrowhead bans everyone on april fools to give cheat trannies hope that its all a jokeNah, that would be too based.
>>562161278
>>562162020The servers are up, but the swedes forgot to renew some certificate and your client refuses to connect because it's expired. If you rollback the system clock on your computer several hours, then you'll be able to connect. The swedes actually fucked up something this simple.
>>562162020Turn your PC's clock back a day
>>562162020yes, helldivers 2 is an online-only live-service game.
>Arrowhead wants to phone in an april fools joke>The DEI intern in charge of the joke crashes the servers by spilling curry on it>>562162020Because the Galactic War shit.
cheatbros...we got too cocky...
>>562161770>>562161975ah, friends of culture... I wish we had mech/vehicle decals, I could make it work with that at least
>>562160269Isnt Vanguard more intrusive than most malware by giving itself unfettered access to fucking everything?
>>562161698I'm glad they fixed them
>>562162307Gameguard does literally the same thing lol, but vanguard's anti-cheat works.
>have to stay all night awake to supervise a retarded uncle that injured his head>it's been a couple weeks of sleepless nights>HD2 does help me stay awake>rough day at work and have to deal with the retarded uncle>it's 1 am and i'm already close to falling asleep>open HD2 just to not fall asleep>swiggerimcompetence.jpgThanks for reading my blog, i wanted to scream into the void.Fuck swiggers to hell and back
>>562162627no one cares krautoid
>alright guess i'll try to log in->oh it's down>oh it's down for everyone that's not messing with their clocks because of an SSL Certificate failurehow
>>562162627you're a good man
>>562162627turn your clock back 1 day and you can still play blogman!
>>562162683wdym? i can play perfectly fineare you sure you haven't been banned for sc cheating?
>>562161418
>>562162253I just want to put a big pair of ears on the FRV and a custom paint job is that too much to ask
>>562162841>Server licencing software checks the date of the client connection instead of its own time to see if it's out of dateActually hilarious. Reminds me of some trial software that just started a timer from first launch based on the computer time. Set your computer time ahead 100 years, launch software, set time back to normal time, you now have 100 years of trial remaining.
>>562160907Marry kill fuck
lmao sweden
>>562162983yeah I was gonna say how useless is that certificate if it can be bypassed by trusting client's infoI am now even more certain they will never ban anyone for SC cheating.
>>562161278Yes I put it in her
>>562163075Hey claude, code an app that automatically renews my security certificate.Man, fuck, I'm so tired. Gonna need.. a nap...zzZzz
I guess i'll play some beta minecraft, swigger incompetence reaches new low.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO SIR IT'S NOT INCOMPETENCE. JUST ROLLBACK THE TIME ON YOUR PC SIR. YOU ARE BANNED YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BECAUSE YOU CHEATED THE SUPER CREDITS.
>>562163189gotem
>>562163142Literally the only thing this game can do to a player is have someone get reported for griefing or open cheating, and I get the feeling they probably can't actually check game logs to get a good context for what's going on there. They can read the player data stored serverside, but they have zero ways to actually tackle the maybe 10 million accounts out there for individual checks. Anything they'd have to counter cheating would essentially have to be hand-checking an impossible tide for a developer that is already out of their depth in tackling basic game issues. It reminds me of people using Gamesharks and Action Replays in the PS2/GC era where there wasn't actually any anti-cheat built into the games; nothing stopped a dude from having billion point super combo bullshit from a GS in Tony Hawk, a room host just had to kick you the old-fashioned way for it.
>>562163275nice, I could never get into beta minecraft but recently its been a good way to chill after diving
>>562163275I suffer from the yearly 2 week minecraft binge but once I get a nice set up and things need more than iron I get bored and fall off :(Got into minecraft late wish I was there for the initial autism hype
>>562163546it is so over for cheatrannies...
>>562163537after some third worlder teamkilled me for trying to teamload him and I landed on him with the last reinforcement so he had to sit out the rest of the game, he told me to "enjoy ban"out of curiosity, I checked what the reporting system offers for players and here is what I found>Teamkilling - You cannot report a player for this action. You may try these actions instead: mute, block, disable crossplay>Stealing resources - You cannot report a player for this action. You may try these actions instead: mute, block, disable crossplay>Cheating - You cannot report a player for this action. You may try these actions instead: mute, block, disable crossplay>Inappropriate Voice - You cannot report a player for this action. You may try these actions instead: mute, block, disable crossplay>Inappropriate Text - This player does not have a Playstation Network Account(TM) associated with their account, and therefore cannot be moderated. You may try these actions instead: mute, block, disable crossplayso essentially the game is completely unmoderated unless you're stupid enough to link a PSN account and scream slurs over text repeatedly.
>>562163253this is a pretty funny april fools joke by arrowhead and they didn't even do it on purpose
>"Hey, Ramesh.... Did you... remember to refresh our cert?">"SAAAR ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF BEING LAZY BECAUSE i AM INDIAN? I AM REPORT YOU TO HR!"
postan enemy propaganda while Super Idiot's servers are offline.
>>562163850They didn't call me the rapist of Cyberstan for nothing.The shelling we did of non-combatant units? Yeah, that was to prevent ME from getting to them.
>>562163551I can't blame you but i honestly prefer it because i really like the vibe and simplicity, shittier builds look better in beta as well>>562163621Yeah the same happens to me in more recent minecraft versions, beta is more for dumb projects you set for yourself. i always suffered from making a trading hall, killing the ender dragon making a couple of farms before quitting. And since in beta there's nothing like that i can simply focus on building dumb stuff
defect
>>562163780Good thing it's a co-op game at least, but yeah, that sounds about right. Literally just "don't play with the problem makers" shit.
>We hear you! Our one guy will get right on it after hes back from his 4th break!
>>562164012based
>>562163850You'll never get my bio-essence
>>562164012Defecate*
>>562164063kekcheatGODS we are safe!
So incompetent, so sad! So Swedish! Did you know Super Earth's capital is Stockholm (Sweden)? Explains everything, doesn't it?
this is the billionth game where i like the enemy designs way more than the characters you can play, but you can't look like themi also understand fully that even looking slightly like an enemy in this game would get you teamkilled more but in reality, people are looking at the letter and number over your head. it shouldn't matter if you wanted to look like a cyborg or alien
>discord
>>562164010kino base
>>562164063Gucci Nigger BTFO for the 999999th time
>>562164140source?
holy shit the quality of players in-game is noticeably higher right now lmao
TOTAL HELLDIVER DEATH
>>562164567Anyone playing the game right now has to pass the basic litmus test of figuring out how to turn back their PC's clock a day.
>>562164562you fucking goondiver.face the wall.
Cremator can reach the dragonroach just right Fun
>>562164712What about the giga grenade?
>>562151994>curved monitorWe still doing this nonsense? but at least you're not a discord troon with multiple small panels to make sure there is grooming at all times.
wait, what's the current galactic war impact modifier? its probably out of the roof
Its eastern week. AH has friday snd next monday off. If they have vacation days. They probably have taken off few more days to get extended vacation. Basically offices are closed now.
>>562164778yeah you can prob kill a dragonroach in like 9 giga grenades if you are lucky
>>562164778I wouldn't risk such an item but id imagine you'd do wellI've nailed a bile titan with one before
>>5621648790.1Its under 0.02 normally
>>562164942Surprised they don't get 2 weeks off for easter weekend the lazy cunts.
kill sweden
This really makes me wonder, do you think there will be any repercussions for whoever's resposibility it is for maintaining server uptime internally?
>>562164879We could take Cyberstan while the retard masses are locked out of the game.
>>562164010kewl base, I get the shitty builds looking better in old versions lolI cannot interior decorate to save my life
>>562165107A stern letterAn entire after-action report delivered by the end of AprilBanned from the company napping beds for 3 business days.
>>562165067Nothing stopping them from spending their vacation days. But most likely they used them during winter vacation week. That's when schools are closed. Anyone with family will take time off then.Plus christmas was best possible this time. Everyone probably used several days to get 3 week long vacation then.
>>562164502you're on the wrong side of history, johnny-san
wtf am I looking at
>>562165265graphic design is my passion
>>562164676ok, now what?
>>562154954Making game is esoteric knowledge
>>562164778with servo assist yes
>>562165265Unironically? Time travel.
>>562165265Helldivers time traveling to the past to win the war.
>>562164638now post the robutts dancing
>>562165130>interior design is my passionNo worries anon, somehow i'm much worse, i would like to improve but i don't like looking at other's designs because it feels like i'm copying them.
its up unfortunately
>>562165265The time-loop has begun. John Helldiver will save us all.
>>562164562vrchat
>>562163850>>562164008>>562164012Where are these bots at specifically? I need to do my part.
a literal forever war
>>562164008>>562165604Do not finger Automaton girls.https://files.catbox.moe/ofteoi.mp4
>single diver going back in time>tells Super Earth about new HD2 enemies>entire game is buffed now that SE has foresaw the horrors>we steamroll every planet and win the galaxy>they still kill him because he knew too muchTrust the plan
>we never had to crash the DSS into the Meridian Singularity to time travel>all we had to do was set our pc clocks backSuper Earth scientists hate this one trick!
>>562165553FUCK
>>562165696We do what must be done for managed democracy.
they say it's been fixed, well /hdg/?
i just did a d1 mission and it yielded 36 mission impactalso can't use this site when you time travel
Already April, still no new content
>>562163142It's the server's cert, not the client's. The server has an outdated cert. Anyone running a client with a correct clock rejects the cert because it is expired. By tampering with our system clocks, we trick our system into accepting an expired cert
>>562165696I can take it.
>change the PC clock into 1 year from now>get all the unreleased warbonds>profit
>>562165973>"How'd I lose my arm? Heh, funny story..."
>>562165696the fact that this was made by ceno of all people
>>562165468>>>562166349he's been making lewd things for the past year or two
>>562165114FUUUUUUCCCKKK I JUST BOUGHT AT THE FUCKING PEAKI INVESTED MY ENTIRE SUPER CREDIT SAVINGS FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAA
>>562166321Just an arm? You sound like someone who thinks me a coward.
>>562166475バカな
>>562166475BUY THE SHORT TRUST ME
>>562166417i want to fuck thisi want to fuck thisi want to fuck thiswhy i want to fuck this
>>562166321>>562166498
>>562166475doopf eet
>>562166653cyberstani combat waifus owe us their wombs
>>562166653>falling for bot propagandajust think of petite seaf girls instead of 8 foot tall cyborg dommy mommies you double nigger
>>562166666
>>562166661Thought that was the "All That" logo
I fucking hate hunters, annoying little shits
They say Crescent-chan is assigned to the rear because she is very shy.
>>562166959>the hunter jumping around on my flank>the bushwhacker set to volley on my right hip
>>562161315Someone in your block was targeted for cheating in SC. AH is too lazy to be precise and is now banning the entire area.
Can someone post a lobby?
>>562166959I cast Plague of Locusts upon thee.
>>562167380
>>562167410Thanks.
>>562167380NyoIf I give you a friend's code, will you join me as a friend to play together?
>>562164010I ended up trying All The Mods 10 with a group of friends. Surprisingly good since it keeps everyone entertained in their own niche, though it seriously needs better balancing.
>>562167517Sure.
Is there a language that sounds less intimidating than Swedish? Sounds like some made up garble is a PS1 game to save on budget
>>562167651>ohhhh why doesn't your language sound like a guttural grunting animalextreme third world insult and logic
>>562167718>AIEEEEEEEEE HELP MEEEEEE >sigh... *burns all the voteless for shoveltard*
>brownoids still seething about SwedeGODs
>>562167718Larpdiver having a blast.
>>562167718Why does everyone with a shovel dig treches so deep you can't shoot over them? Enemies are just going to instantly scale them, so why not just dig enough that you get some cover while shooting?
>>562166801there are no digits on /vg/, FOOL>>562167042I am assigned to Crescent-chan's rear
>>562167807Cartoon character languagehttps://youtu.be/_oP9_PAmrXM?si=aRat_AZWHvCUk5pL&t=73
>>562167612I was unable to translate this, what does it mean
>>562168175>running into dead-end corners
>>562168170Nobody knows.
>>562168268well-endowed girlfailure-bot typed this post
>>562168232>NOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T RUN IN THE KINO CORNERS WHERE YOU CAN JUST MAGDUMP EVERYTHING, FACETANK EVERYTHING AND WINA heavydiver would have won, I'm just saying.
>>562168170
>>562167718the shovel would be a lot more useful if it was more consistent with its dig pattern.and maybe if the hole it made was wider
Just imagine her elastic silicone breasts, wet, oily pussy and warm womb.
>>562168953post the beginning of the last hive lord runthe one where we throw 15 satchels at iti can't be bothered to censor names by hand
>>562168427>no jiggle ver
>>562168870are we talking about ilumiante or automatons?
>>562168953You guys hosting HD1 lobbies?
>>562168953>tfw you get bodied by several obese tulpamancers in their floating secret labs chairs
>>562169159yeah from time to time but like very rarely
>>562169127rub your braincell anon, I believe in you
>>562169292I am rubbing one out already I don't want to use my braincells
Imagine youre sat for the Helldivers movie and Astrobot has more screen time than Eagle 1 and they never do the salute
>>562168175Verdict chad here. I would have killed them all
>>562169061i didn't clip it, i only clipped the chink getting fucked over last second kekbesides I MAKE ALL THE CLIPS, just edit it to like 5 seconds keyframing blurs takes like a minute per each nigga>>562169159right now I'm hosting daily at around 4, usually I only host weekends at around the same time
>>562169272Fug i loved that game. More so than HD2. Played it a lot back in 2016-2017. I would play it a lot more if the online is more active.I'll keep an eye out for HD1 lobbies from here on out then.
>>562169536>besides I MAKE ALL THE CLIPS, just edit it to like 5 seconds keyframing blurs takes like a minute per each niggayeah and we're all very happy with your performancekeep it up buddyyou're doing great
>>562167718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHZUmYu7Uo
hd1 was the catalyst for a mentally ill furry in my friend group to have a meltdown and ghost usgood times
How dare the enemy sully our well-sucked cocks.
Is the display of your character in the armor select menu lower to where their head is partially cut off for anyone else too?
>>562169689maybe if you got therapy instead of incessantly yapping about your weird hobbies all the time we'd still be friends
>>562169760un-sucked would be more fitting>>562169764I wouldn't be surprised. Why it isn't a 2d render instead of a 3d one, nobody will ever know.
>>562169801ironically enough that was basically his exact problem
>>562169978I know because I am him
>>562169580just put the clip in the editor vro
I don't speak chinese but im pretty sure i've seen this before. And im pretty sure he's angry.
>>562169764Like seriously why is it like this now
>>562165130>those stoves and panscroptopia? i forget if that's the name but i quite like those cooking mods
>>562170194nah he's trying to see if you're interested in buying an alpaca
did they do something to the bushwacker? it feels weaker
Tried out the de-escalator, and it's still dogshit, that's all.
>>562170218renewing the certification shifted the universe down a few inches>>562170368it doesn't work if ur gay
New>>562170529>>562170529>>562170529
>>562167718-Who is in charge here?Where is the air support?
>>562167718*points up at super destroyer*
>>562167938>>562168489Yeah digging is severely inconsistent instead of immediate like you would expect, it's like the terrain doesn't update when you dig and you'll sometimes even float on digged ground. Some grounds don't even dig, it'll just make a darker spot but no depth (I mean outside of those places that have a "solid ground" like extraction point).
So, John, I suppose you have a good reason for pulling me away from my duties.
>>562139906>consoleYes>25Try 49. I started 2 weeks ago>>562142085I usually WIN the bricks, it's because they were listening to his every word since "he had more experience"
