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tama game
Gold City feet in my mouth
Surpass your limits to win at CM!
>>562127935Tell me about this hoersAnd why did he show up for April Fools'(I didn't even know Japs cared about April Fools)
jobber hours?
>>562127840The idea of chansforming for longs is so foreign to me because of MANT training in general. I wonder where that Buono oshi poster is right now...
>Think about how you pronounce Pisces in actualy Latin..."peace case"?
>>562128085so fucking close
Post winrate
>>562128020
What race is the star piece for today?
When's th3 April schedule dropping? Gotta plan for Ares.
>>562128058yeah looks like it's just an old TT uma. its skills are a mess too, mostly mile and late for some reason
It is not impressive to post your winrates beating new A+ players.
>>562128208pie seez
I finally hit the metagolem lobby
my tamamo has 20 unranked races copared to my taishin's and goldship's 9 and 11 and she is the only one without uma stan, I don't think thats a coincidence
>>562128259Tamamo decided to lock the fuck in today and throw me in A group day 2fuck this
>>562128286Srpint, Takamatsunomiya Kinen, same day as Osaka Hai.
>>562128286sprintslop before 2nd inspo
Ardan fucks, anon must APOLOGIZE to her RIGHT NOW
yankomanko
Double stamina siphon Tama...
MANT is the perfect scenario for the unemployed Is the next scenario not cancer?
[Sad News] Gold Ship got me into group A
Nishino Flower launch day locked in soon...
>>562128349>xoguri>meta
>>562128323yeah can you guys tell me how you're finding these "seal clubbing" lobbies? thanks. im fighting for my fucking life out here.
So, Anon, is it Dia or Kitasan?
>>562127989>Used to feel happy whenever i get a podium sweep>Now have PTSD every time i sweep because i myself got podium swept on two different CMsThe dishonor of having two Gold titles in that context is enough to make my soul burn
Mambo died today give her your prayers
>>562128372>>562128381>sprint>during the long CMfucking hate cyniggers
wow, game, you shouldn't have
Can I use sweepy to make MANT parents yet
>>562128286
>>562128394>S+ lobbyhmmm nyo
>>562127793Wit: Bourbon FMSpeed: Kita (whether you run Shinko Windy depends on your sparks and ability to cap speed) Stam: Creek & second Stam card (Cafe, Stam Seiun Sky etc)>>562128394>Ardan fucksyeah, me
Good evening /uma/
Curren-chang!
>>562128331yeah thats how you pronounce it 'normally'but in Latin i think all c's are hard consonants among other stuff
https://x.com/mujintou_png/status/2039088595303035085https://x.com/mujintou_png/status/2039088595303035085
>save the other umas I lost against>put it on room match to see how I lost>I win multiple timesI don't understand this video game.
>>562128648Nooo....
Is JP also filled with soulless meta slaves who bench their oshis in order to chase after $5 worth of carats?
>>562128672never do thatit's a cognitohazard
>>562128705It's worse.
what's up with the sub-S umas plaguing the pool?
>>562128445I mean you beat him soooo...
>>562128610and 6th?what do i borrow? creek or use mine
>>562128672its all rng bullshit
Loses due to nobody hitting NSM: 1Loses due to hitting NSM and ramming into somebody's dead ass: 7
>>562128259Threw in this Maru I made last night and this XOguri I didn't try yesterdayFelt like today's lobbies were much easier though
>>562128451dia, duh.
>>562128538Kind of if you turn off the dumb setting that checks for training if there's a race configured (it will skip racing "conditionally" ONLY in MANT and 99% of the time it fucks you over). Also OCR is broken for race matching so sometimes it won't even run the race even if you fix the other thing first
>>562128743either new players, people who really dont know how to mant or people who hate mant and is doing unity runs
>>562128546Fiendish of Cyjews to add sprint missions during the long cm. They knew I wouldn't do them.
>>562128208pee scehsgoogle translate does have latin
>>562128208Piss-cess (cess as in cesspool)?
>>562128615Good evening, peasant
>>562128672NEVER do that. You're just trapping yourself in an infinite tsukiyomi of your own making. Rerunning the same moment over and over. Just let it go, anon.
>>562128743MANT saved global, millions of newfriends.
>>562128459I had literally never been podium swept until a round 2 race in Aquarius, it was like a weight being lifted.
>>562128259Bourbon got her 1st win
really love losing to a retarded tama with no skills aside from spurt and curvature
>>562128743some people didn't google "how to play MANT umamusume"
>>562128492Just use Maruzensky
>>562128582These are all spurt, S long end closers anon. Mejiro rules
Did you bully any newcuties?
>>562128878Surely they queueing with their A rank umas in a lobby full of SS and UG will make them stay around
oh nyo...
>>562128878Global players are born to run.
MANT IS PAY TO W-
I'm ready for my WR to plummet Round 2 - almost all of my matches were against S+ or below umas. I've never seen this many jobbers in a CM before, ever. At least it will get me into a jobber CM final if that happens (if the conspiracy theories are true)
Bubble.
>>562128742grim
>>562128987B group is going to be fun for them because there will be tons of newcuties.
Turns out 2 gold 2 white recoveries are more or less good enough I wish I had Kitasan though to go full triple fronts
>>562129009wot
>>562128907you mean high rolling shops?
>>562129009now post the skills
>>562129009His NSM?His SpeedStar?
>without a second front to duel, my kita is being constantly mogged by long A end closersinteresting
>>562128759Depends on your ability to cap Creek's 1LB friendship by summerYou can sacrifice random G3s and guts notepads to do this, maybe speed ones if you're getting a lot of speed. Again you'll have to know this by feel.Goes without saying but for front hints: Don't take second wind, restart, final push nor SOLO dodging danger (if you get Kawakami's prudent positioning event, take both)Go with the flow will do little + if you're unsure about skills then ask, if you have no idea what else to buy then grab OOsGreens you want are Spring, Right Runner, Hanshin, Standard Distance, Rainy Weather, Front Savvy.
>>562129015Meanwhile I'm expecting my winrate to go up because round 1 was dogshit at 90%.
17/20 today. Taishin got 1 win, Kitasan got 1 win, and Golshi got 15 wins lmao
>>562129009I get hitting spped/power/guts, but how the fuck do you hit stam?
>>562129021Hell yeah, BGF!
Newcutie... I'm sorry... you were probably so excited to train dia...
>>562129009Do these people just get gifted seeds where every training is a 2-3× rainbow with 2 other people on it? Only way i can imagine they hit that statline.
>>562129009Witgod did say MANT is by far the most F2P friendly scenario there is, which is confusing because there's so many bad umas in this CM - like worse than Unity. Guts build have garbage skills but it's easy to get UG ranks for anyone now
brian game
Oshi player detected
>>562128451Dia>Kita
>my fronts had a bad start and never caught up>if Scarlet had used escape artist a few seconds earlier than she did, she would have rocketed>late race, enemy SS bobo and kita are already many lengths ahead and leave me behind>I've seen enough. Skip.>Scarlet wins. 3L.She's just too ichiban. I had to watch the replay and see her chase the other fronts down.Enemy Kita had 1240 stam + 1 gold but jobbed on swinging meastro. Bobo had uncapped speed and long A. Scarlet has 1280 speed + long S.
F2P cupOshi cupEasy 100%
SHE CAN DO IT.
Sex
>>562129009OH NO NO NO NO NO WHALEBROS THE F2PCHADS ARE WAKING UP, STOP THEM, BUY MORE CARDS, DO S-SOMETHING !!!
>>562128259A grand total of three ace attempts for three acesi'm quite satisfiedi'll get my shit stomped if i dont fix things before final though>Golshi is 1050 speed only saved by Long S>Somehow Golshi also has 150 more wit than Kitasan>C+ wit Taishincomplete disaster zone
>>562129009nice score but garbage in practice
>>562129249comparisons arent needed when both are letting me suck on their milkers
Post umas doing the>:O
>heavily meme that open league is for A ranks and below for a month on twitter and 4chan>race against tons of newcuties in round 1>they’re all A>mfw I indirectly caused all the seal clubbing
Well that was a close one. I see now why Tachyon wears the sleeves (she won this).
>>562129312Shit umas
>>562126218NYOOOOOOOO A GOLSHI IS GOING TO RAPE ME AGAIN
>>562129165I regret not trying harder for her alt. Depending on how the next few releases go I might use the next selector ticket on her.
what do i do with this
>>562129274lil bro thinks beating A-rank umas on day 1 and 2 means anything.
>>562127802She didn't use a single skill and had a late start. What is this uma made of?
Kitasan first, the rest nowhere
>>562128451Dia raping meRaping Kita
How much does having B vs A in style matter again? Like making Oguri end closer B instead of getting A
>>562129456The Japanese spirit. Domo domo.
>>562129419crisis averted
>>562129212It's because, while a lot of decks work, the end results are too erratic. There is no consistent way to get SS+ rank Umas, you need to gamble in this scenario way more than in the previous 2.
My fourth podium.
>>562129420>>561936205
>>562129357
>>562129437cleat it
>>562129420Im not a JPbro, but i already cant waot for her, will definitely pull for her and her alt (alongside the festive Dic)
>>562129505In career it's not terrible and will make native late surger careers more stable by putting them in pace instead even if they are Bbut in competition wit is a premium stat and you're gonna fuck up your positioning
>>562128259My Kitasan raped so many newcuties it kinda feels bad.
>>562129420isn't the puppet uma the next one?
>>562128878they're using unity umas...
>>562129386You killed millions
The raped
>>562129387if this game had real sovl the results screen would reflect the distance she won by was "a sleeve"
>>562129420>barely 200 art pieceslmao nobody cares about this literal who uma kek
COMIN' THROUGH>COMIN' THROUGHCOMIN' THROUGH>COMIN' THROUGHCOMIN' THROUGH>COMIN' THROUGH
Time to go to bed, good night bwos
>>562124942Only Kita and Hoguri got this so far, my average VBobo yesterday and remade-but-only-slightly-average VBobo made today has yet to get a podium, but I'm trying what I can with her.
my kitasan has 1019 wit and I haven't seen her proc radiant star in 3 rooms now not late, not early, zero procs
>Two different people using Fuku in my lobby>one base the other full armorShiraoki-sama please stop your envoys from raping me
>>56212825923/30, rest of my races later today when I have time
>>562129708Why so rude
I feel like shit now seeing people with such high winrates while I can barely slide into group A.
Are you guys tired of clubbing Aoharu seals yet?
>>562129009So why use Dictus? She just looks like a worse Yeppers to me
>>56212825917/20 today, interrupted by three random losses in a row on the second entry, some sort of Cygames meddling mayhaps.Golshi just kind of dominates even without NN/NSM, it's fun.
>>562129620If she is I'll probably need to be put on suicide watch because my carats would go to her and not Aruvu. But, no there's no guarantee she's next.
Serenity is such a dogshit skill holy shit
>>562129728At least spend your RP, bwo.No one will fault your for not spending TP.
What the fuck
>>562129818For most of us, its just RNG and running into super jobber lobbies. I went 5-5-5-2 today, the last set was actual correctly built SS ranks and some really bad RNG on my umas - yesterday I won 19/20 too but I didn't have any real opponents then either. Round 2 is going to be much more realistic
>>562129861these arent aoharu umas nonny, they're MANT careers with 15 wins. people are getting severely wit checked by this scenario i think.
>>562129497How would that work? Like, is it sequential or at the same time?
rate day 2 of cm11
>Tamamo literally teleporting from 7th to 2nd on the spurtHow is it fair?
>>562130073Tama is just that goated.
>>562130030I don't know man, I'll post my Goldship after this last ticket but she's been ripping through people despite being awfully built. My only cope is that they have to be Aoharu Umas to be losing to it.
My CM luck is so ass I'm on the verge of quitting brosAll the rounds suck too
>>562130073I love watching my end closers nyoooooooom past everybody. It's the best part of the CM
>>562129978/r/'ing someone's catbox clip of their triple late start set to the tune of Roundabout
>>562128828So this is what they mean when they say horses are just as much a predator as they are prey
>>562129980I was 2-2-0-3It has never been this over.
>>562130068Babyseals clubbed/10.
>>562130073>>562129726
>>562130073The races where she's in first before the spurt even starts are the best
>>562130068Awful. I've faced maybe 3 matches that were SS-UG rank.Anyone bragging here about clubbing seals needs to get their nuts kicked.
>>56213006820/20
>>562130073honestly everyone says this is a front CM but any end closer with straightaway spurt can just materialize to the front without issues
I'm just happy people weren't gaslighting about Valentines Bobo, she's been performing amazingly.
>>562130146le ebin humble brag xDD
>>562130068Feelbads
Reminder to save your tickets for the finals!
>>562128259
>dumbass retard uses two debuffers and a shitty ace>kills my umas and the whale winsThis is so fun
>>562130064it's random order; some days Dia rapes me and then a week or two later I have sex with Kita
Don't forget if you're satisfied with your A entry to queue in anyway today, if you want easier finals then just queue in with A or B rank shitty umas to boost the people unironically using As and bad S rank umas into the A queue.
>>562128259I remade Tama and she got most of my wins today
>>562128445Narita Brian (Narita Brian)
>>56213006819/20so many more shitter teams for some reason
>>562130352Your two gold recoveries? You did listen to Witgod right?
>>562130296It's not a humble brag when there should be 10 plats. And all the fucking luckshitters in these dogshit rounds need to explode.
>>562130509me behind Ayabe, btw
>>562130509
>>562130509me on the left left
>>562130509WOW
>>562128259meeting too many fronts with capped wit
>>562130446why would I do thatnewfriends need to go to the B group where they will have fun, if they get into A group it's going to be nonstop rape for them
>>562128259new kita is doing greatshe 4/5'd the 1st card of the day and i thought she'd be even better, but taishin kicked it back into gear
>two vbourbons in the lobby>take 1st and 2nd and then get run over by tamamo because they don't have kitasan's full power ultclankers shouldn't have rights
>>562130485post her
I post porn on 4chan I'm so quirky!
>1400 CP short to MLB the new Sirus group cardOh god damn it man.
How do you feel about this sex kitten?
>>562130523I literally can't understand the nigga
>>562130532>gambles>loses>"wtf I should have won"many such cases
>>562130352Some people just want to watch the world burn
>>562130485>115% total winratecheater
>>562130576it's a gacha, nonstop rape is the concept. they'll still squeeze out at least 1 win somewhere in A group and end up in B finals, especially if you join the ones of us that will boost them then too on day 2.
>>562130646
Lobbys really are just newfriends or UG monsters huh?
>>562130509why was this deleted nothing is showing
>>562129586but i want to date tickezo
>>562130352I have a 2nd account with 3 Stam debuffers and no actual Aces
>>562130630desu it feels very uncomfy to useyou're on such a tight schedule to burn 7 turns and lots of its utility like a free mood up and clearing Practice Poor aren't really a problem if you have insurance items
>>562130657bossmanjack-tier lack of awareness
>>562130621
>>562130657Where are the replies like this when people are reacting to some guy getting a good single or ten roll?
>>562130184https://files.catbox.moe/8w16vc.mkvLike this?
what the fuck is going on out there man? who is telling people to do this?
>>562130717FineMo owes me sex.
barely any paces and lates huh
Your riposte?
>>562130132This idiot has somehow won like 60% of my races alone. Not pictured Uma Stan and Sympathy on the bottom.
>>562130646Hey he's trying his best
>>562130903>mkv
>>562129456What
>>562130978He could try a little harder
>>562130830I have no idea what that is
>>562130947that's MY NIGGA Ian, you got a problem with him?
>>562130959I am madly in love with Light Hello
>>562130631I owe her rape.
>>562130967generous wit lets backliners not have to stay in the back anymore but also keep the speed multipliers of someone that stays in the back
>>562130959Show the receipt
>>562130947Newcuties probably saw MANT and gave up
>>562128259I know I'm going to fall off hard in Round 2 but this has been fun for now
Does Open League ever get bigger in terms of rank?It would suck for it to stay at B while graded goes from A to fucking infinity.
What's your favorite umanime in the umaverse?
>>562131034famous lolcow gambler. dirt poor and smashes his parent's house up when he loses. He won and then lost 100K of actual money (it entered his crypto wallet) in the past 3 days. His net worth is like $2000 because he owns a computer and some expensive shoes and that's about it.
>>562130990I'm not running ffmpeg for you buddy
>another 9* power parentnice
>>562130959Carian Retaliation, I'm carianknightpilled
it's time to stop pretending that you don't like Gold Ship
>>562131231Can we see it?
>>562131010She's cute, that's what she is.
>>562131154It goes up to A+ next CM iirc, might be 1 later. The devs are genuinely forward thinking with that sort of stuff so they don't tend to wait long to adjust stuff when content changes, like when next scenario comes URA gets a bunch of buffs to keep it still an option worth considering.
>>562129437Recreate on bad training turns in order to maximize energy efficiency.Spe date replaces your first rest turn.Do Brian early to get speed for the early races.Save Ticket for when you need the mood up.Try do do Suzuka at 0 energy, but its not a big deal if you cant.If you can do the final date before classic Summer camp, do it instead of the Classic Taka for extra rainbows in summer, otherwise just do it whenever is convenient.
>>562131226>>562130990that's not the actual problem here..
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN UMAY MUSUMAY gold ship's stud fee still costs more than orferve despite having more successful kids because of dirt racism?
>>562131120Does kind of suck when she slips too far ahead and loses anchor
>>562127578even with all those changes you'd still see those 6 for the entirety of MANTthe meta didn't begin to change until more specialized support stated to get released, have you ever wondered why the dedicated support for fronts is Maru and the other dedicated support for fronts released a bit later is Bourbon? both being strong basically stopped them from being used as units
>>562128076Japs actually loves April Fools. They'll always do something during April Fools like sites or alike. That horse is Makibao from a very old anime "Midori no Makibao" and a direct reference to Tamamo Cross
>>562131226what did you use for recording, cutting, re-encoding? 100% its ffmpegmp4,webm, mov or bust.
>>562128259as a comparison my winrate in the previous long cms was about 50% day 1-2, the f2p scenario is real i guess
>>562131268and it's time for Gold Ship to stop pretending she doesn't like to umapyoi with me
>>562131341OBS Studio.
The next Kitaposter gets raped by me
>>562128259Urara tried her best
>>562131404FOR WHAT PURPOSE
THE VIEW FROM THE LEAD IS MINE! until Late Race.
>>562131373which is build around ffmpeg that does anything video, audio and container related
>>562131226>>562130903Rape
Now I'll be safe for another week.
>>562131387my partner can't be this flat
>>562131309>>562131341>>562131373here
>>562131404animalcruelty.png
>>562131323When are we supposed to get Summer Maru's card again? I'm tired of running double SRs on Kitasan
>>562128076that's the original tamachud anime she got one before oguri
>>562130886Why are you equating two different things Telling someone lucky to explode is a fucking joke Whining about losing in a game that will randomize your best horse into a mood down just to fuck with you is not
I will marry Cafe's tail
What's the craziest uma you've seen so far this CM?
I feel like I should have MLB'd creek... Oh well one cm.
>>562131387>>562131582boysex
>>562131582my POV
>>562131582Jungle Pocket's cute face should be NOWHERE near my disgusting penis (which despite it's flaws, I care for very much).
GIRLS IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ACTUALLY GET IN YOUR POSITIONS MY TEAM COMP LITERALLY DOES NOT WORK UNLESS GOLD SHIP IS BEHIND YOU AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>562131528mkv is fantastic for local (editing/recording) purposes, and complete dog shit for web/sharing purposes
did the japs do any april fools joke for uma today?
>>562131313do you give you privacy when you set that sort of thing up, or do they insist on supervising their own horse the whole time? I'm considering taking a vacation to Japan and I would be close enough to probably book a stud session with gold ship but it would be embarrassing if I showed up and they were there and asked me where my horse was.
>>562130068Day 2 - new Golshi, i met and absurd amount of jobbers, unlike day one.19/20, lost to double stamina siphon debuffers + SS Tamamo. Can share the umas/decks if anyone is interested.
>>562131534literally a week before MANT ended
>>562131534Jordan is an SSR
>>562130631Friend. Probably gets off to thought of watching Dia have sex with her boyfriend.
>>562131480I actually had a scenario where her ult popped on the final straight after overtaking via radiant star + barcarolethat was pretty kino
>>562131680i respect you for finding the thread and instantly scrolling to the bottom without reading any posts
I have yet to see a Potential Uma victory
>>562131605we need a tail-brushing mini game
>>562131702Shit>>562131714Screw you Oguri
>>562127578infinite clocks meaning no limit of 5? when did JP get that
>>562128259kita seems to do worse without another front
janny.If you're here, then post your aces
>>562131542The next time someone loses hard at the gacha I will be sure to laugh at them
>>562131582>archive didn't save itpost it again I missed it
I look like this
>>562131681it's only the staff and like an approved JRA rep because they need to verify it happened>you will never have a job that is to just watch and record horse sex
Post umass
*teleports in front of you*
>>562131728wait what the fuck, post that suzuka right meow
>>562128259I was really desperate to get Kitasan before CM until I got her and remembered that in order to run her as an ace I'd actually have to build a Front, I'm not about that life
I'm seeing a lot of C rank stamina...
>>562131683I'm still trying to rebuild my Kitasan if you could post the deck you've been using and maybe the parents. My last few Kitas that got Long S failed to get max speed and were complete witlets even with MLB Finemo
>>562131767which one do you wanna see
>>562131828>>archive didn't save itwymhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562127935/#562131582
>>562131828>>archive didn't save itlol
>>562131459If you bring a shitty team and lose after you secure A league for round 2, you send a bunch of people unironically bringing A and bad S umas into the A league as well. It's unironically the strongest thing you can do meta-wise, a fair amount of people do it because if enough do it that makes it much less likely you get a whale in the finals, you might even get a finals without a single SS uma.
>>562131865
When does Cygames release their monthly scehdule?
>>562131824That's the right way of things
>>562131828you're not missing much, the dick looked fucking gross
Dancing Nakayama Festa
WaitaminuteAll these A/A+ trainers in CM are just the anons crying about longslop
>>562131676>>562131341>>562131309https://files.catbox.moe/j4rid1.mp4I assumed anon was going to edit it Less than 2mb ver https://files.catbox.moe/z5wyvv.webm
>>562131847damn, oh well. I might still visit Doto just to say hello.
>>562131921>deepfakes
>>562131746nta that's what I always do. and then read backwards
>>562131981You'd have to do it during round 2 too or it doesn't work.
>>562132120I do this
Stop posting porn
>>562132104more like deeznutsinyoface
>>562132015I dunno about that, people were pretty sympathetic to the guy who went viral for having to spark 5 times for MLB Kita. Even aside from that case you don't actually see that many people shitting on guys who got unlucky rolling for their oshis or MLB cards.
>>562131918Sure thing. She kinda dumb but it works.Half PWR Half Stam.I find Leaders pride is just as important as Groundworks.
OSHI SCREENSHOT ACQUIRED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>562131270not that great, just wanted to affinitymaxx and holy does it give skills. have nothing to do for a while so might as well
>>562129497Joking about rape isn't funny
>>562132013Should be like an hour and thirty minutes from now
ryan LOVE
I know there's an anon here who just ran a full Mejiro team. I respect it.
>>562132178That makes it better but it works without it, literally any free win you hand a noob is going to make the A league round 2 easier which is going to make the A Finals easier. Even if the guy with an A+ uma I boost loses to a guy with an S uma, that S uma guy is going to lose to my SS+ umas in the finals.
>>562132204who is this mob uma?
>>562132120>and then read backwardsthats quite an important difference
soul...
>>562132297Oh great, thank you!
Harikitte Ikou!
>>562132204porn where?
>>562132087>less than 2mb>is 3.36>is VP8(!!!)coulda just posted that one directly,considering you removed the sound
>>562132286Let me give you an advice, start breeding in ignited PWR in your parents.
>>562132381I love this pic despite never playing any of those games
>>562132285
Rare footage of Kita raping Dia
>>562132276Damn I won't be able to copy that at all because I wasted all my Club Points on fucking Brian. Thanks anyways
>>562132071With the amount of piggies and tryhards on /uma/ I sincerely doubt thatHell I would be surprised if any of those A/A+ trainers even use 4chan
>>562131921>JSON fileswhat the hell am i looking at hereare these things what you put in the hakuraku thingy
FRONTKEKS FEAR THE SUPREME CHUD(real)
>>562131542one sample of unusual RNG is funnydozens of sequential samples of unusual RNG in a row isn't
>>562131878It's nothing to write home about but she's been snagging wins every now and then, which is way more than I expected
>>562132337thats what i'll be doing next cmryan and her two daughters
what happens if i use a megaphone and the next turn try to use another while the first one is still active?
Very proud of my umas. Bourbon was no slacker, she didn't win often but she constantly stopped enemy kitas from bursting and generally got in the enemy's way, while making sure my Kita had someone to run with when nobody else brought a front.
>>562131981Yeah I'll take the extra 10 carats and 1000 SP reward over the 0.0001% chance I get rematched in finals against someone I let through earlier.
>>562132493nyes
>>562132512if you're using a better megaphone then it overrides. otherwise the game doesn't allow you to
>>562132342I actually lost to bunch of Mobs during a MANT race and mistook Top Road as one of them
Every other gacha game is getting something for April foolsWhat are we getting?
Hags just do it better
>>562132285danchou....
>>562132432>playing unity
>>562132473>BrianOh dear. RIP anon. You get some club points tommorow no? You could...put a third wit in? Or a Riko?
For once, I let /uma/ decide. It's for TT technically but I might bring her to a mile CM if the result is good enough
>>562132512if it's the same type I don't think you even can, if it's a different one (like 40% vs. 60%) the one you use replaces the previous effect
>>562132071some of them are also whales intentionally sending bad A umas to boost A+ enemy umas into the A league. whales don't care about the 50 carats today but they do want the platinum titles and easy victory in finals.
>>562132615kys
>>562132629surely you have or can find one uma with a spark to start from, just get lucky in inspiration
>>562132648Yeah the first 3 look good
Forever Young but instead of the G1 tag/ribbons, it's tied up colored BALLOONS filled with MILK
yay, more ryan wins
Holy shit look at this Huge leak, will it be meta?!
>>562132615what do you want?
>>562132739sorry bwo this was posted at least twice already
>>562132739real and straight
>>562132629Its inheritable. Just borrow an 8-9 spark parent.
>winning with your shit oshiDie luckshitter.
>>562132648Forgot the pic because I'm retarded, also a 90s timer
>>562132285lesssgo
>>562132506seems pretty fun, i might try to whip one up now myself.
>>562132739It's fake you can see the pixels on the right ear.
MANT is a f2p scenario, just use your guts cards or stack race bonus, only RB matters :)
>>562132739imagine the onsen event
>>562132629>He's unwilling to undergo breeding regimes never before seen
>>562131981>>562132341Okay, that seems like an interesting strategyBut how do i do this without forcing 3 of my girls to eat shit for upwards of 70 races
>>562132832It's a wit hit
>>562132832Why would you not go wit
>>562128259Making an emergency Taishin actually saved my ass
>>562132718I could do borrows for that I guess>>562132821good idea, only thing is I want 3* pwr EXCLUSIVELY so would probably take a bit to get it. and I always do 1100 every run too
>>562132906OINK OINK BUUUUHIIIIIIIIII
>>562132967not capping power hurts because I feel like I had plenty of opportunities to do it but c'est la vie
>>562132506that doesnt seem like nearly enough stamina/recovery
guys I'm starting to learn the MANT event hints by heart
kingu love
JUST FINISHED THIS KITAI'M QUEUEING UPHIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFECAUSE I'M RAPING ERRBODY OUT THERE
>>562133023You also tell low winrate % and/or weak umas to explode when they get lucky and win right?
>>562132824Helios would not say this
>>562132945Step aside, beggar
this uma almost assassinated my kitasan and i won by 1/2L. can someone explain what i witnessed?
>>562132615
>>562133157>borderline retardedgood luck bwo
>>562133157>600 witYou are not even gonna reach 2nd place to ult
>>562133157With that wit?
>>562133157>595 witAre you on queue? I need wins
>>562132739Tazuna is not an earlet
>>562132739Tokino Minoru should be the first 4* stars and the only one who can cap at 6* stars
>>562132945Check this one out
>>562132410>grabbed the soundless filed instead of the garbo with soundSeems like I failed successfully..?I should probably go to sleep
>>562128259I retained my 50% WR from yesterday. The low-roll Tachyon ace I made in 1 run is somehow winning the most. I think it's because she has long S.
>>562132534You don't need to be matched against the same person. If you send a single noob to A they're going to be sending several still pretty bad trainers to A finals, because they're going to at least do their 6 free attempts for the A carats if not 8 attempts. You multiply that by hundreds of people clearly using this strat (compare the amount of A trainers yesterday vs today) and you end up with a much more relaxed A league for everyone. It only works visibly if a bunch of people do it, but it absolutely works.
>Reach late race and fucking blast offSo this is the power of the Main Character...
>>562132615tama got a new alt
>>562133269She should also have a UR card version that MLBs at 5
>>562132906Lets see that deck shall we
>>562133269>hag swimsuit >but redPure shit
kitasan black armpit taste
>>562132473I hope you at least turned brian into rainbow cleats instead of uncapping the card you'll never use even once
>>562133360>URI forsee uber bloat
>>562133286Just so you're aware: My point is that using vp8 in 2026 is completely pointless. mp4 (x264/h264) is ALWAYS better than VP8(webm), period. only vp9(webm) is better than either, while still able to be posted on 4chin. AV1, HEVC and the like can't be posted here so they aren't relevant.
>>562132906Don't get salty Fenix it's not your fault he has better cards
>>562133280
>>562133312Your chances rose to 0.0002%.
>>562133358This is me btw
>>562132964you skip the race. send girls you don't like, I always send oguri
>>562133358opera o looks so dumb in overalls
>>562133358>>562133496and this is me
>>562133157Why is she retarded?
>>562133492>never forget
>>562132615Honestly, replacing all the umas with PNGs of their real life counterparts would be really funny. Everything else is the same. Just PNG horses now instead of anime women.
having kita but not dia feels off
>>562133435naruhodo, I'll update my shitty script
>>562133157It's not the worst but the other anons are 100% right that the wit on her is a massive handicap. wit controls your speed until the end of the race, and kita desperately needs speed in the early part of the race or she can't ult, her only victory condition.
look up anilist.
>>562133547>opera o looks so dumbEveryone is saying this
>>562133643I got Dia on the free pull today but don't have Kita.
>>562133269Her racing and casual outfits make her torso and legs look way fuller than this
>>562130959I got Taiki pregnant. Her milkers? On overdrive
>>562133643You are raping>>562133725You will be raped
>>562133671>>562133547https://files.catbox.moe/p1rnul.jpg
>>562133230I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that
Just faced an End Dia.Pretty crazy stuff
>>562133358>has to do the O in Katakana to be straightWhy is she autistic?
>>562133023I accept your concession.
>>562133546>send girls you don't likethat's just cruel in another way
>>562133023Pig Derangement Syndrome
>>562133492No it's literally like 80% or something and could easily be 100% if more people did it. Worse opponents for your opponents is worse opponents for you later in the bracket.
>>562133280Autism is umazing
>>562133813nevermind that it's AI slop, that nigga fell off hard, not even close to as good as some of the earlier umamusume trash he was pumping out
>>562133813i wish krekkov would draw uma
>>562131542Nice cognitive dissonance bro
>>562133358this autist is cute i will pull for her
>>562133492You are a frog in a bucket. You can choose to rush to the top and try to escape and fuck everyone over, or you can work together so some frogs actually make it out.
>>562133228>>562133229>>562133230>>562133250>>562133610>>562133663...seriously? not even with double savvy (+60)?and here I thought this was it, what's considered achievable natty average/good/high wit on a front, disregarding whale witmaxxers?
>>562133280>>562133821Feast your eyes on this
>>562134093>or you can work together so some frogs actually make it outlol just jump?
My Ayabe has won 1 out of 30 races but I will NOT replace her!
>>562132534an individual raindrop doesnt think it caused the flood either
>>562134173Test it out in some lobbies
>>562134173Savvy is a wit buff during the race, which means it helps with the downhill speed but doesn't help with skill trigger odds. It's not a bad uma honestly, but if you're expecting it to win finals that's slim chances.
>>562133659TL;DR: VP9--->264------>VP8.TooNerdy: VP9=Slowest/HighestQualityVP8=Fast/TerribleQuality, don't waste everyone's time.264=Overall faster than VP9, 20%~ worse qualityhttps://trac.ffmpeg.org/wiki/Encode/H.264#PresetProTip: preset Medium/VerySlow+tune Animation+CRF of your choiceVP9 is a LOT more complicated because of autistic custom settings.
>>562134093"The frog which climbs is the frog which lives", as they say.
>>562134173Your front needs 900 to 1k wit to be competitive at all anon, she will be eaten alive. No groundworks, no nothing.
is admire vega for (you)?
This is why I bring Scarlet to every CM
>>562134173>what's considered achievable natty average/good/high wit on a front, disregarding whale witmaxxers?I'm just being a nitpicky retard, 600 is the absolute minimum but you want around 800 on fronts. 1000 is possible on highrolls even without FM
FUCK YOU MAMBO DANCHO WHY THE FUCK KICK NOW?? FUCKING NIGGER TRASH
>>562134173anon i saw my 900+ wit umas die on races a couple of times.yours is not gonna make it.
SEIYA
>>562134189You're the frog grabbing onto their leg when they try to, while saying "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I NEED THE FULL 50 CARATS TODAY, FUCK THE THOUSANDS OF CARATS LATER THIS WEEK! I NEED TO TRY TO JUMP FIRST!".
A frog in a well cannot discuss the ocean.
>>562133413I don't want to talk about it anon, I made some terrible decisions
>>562134381SEIYA SEIYA WASHAIIII!!!!
>>562134381SOIYA
>>562134358wutgetting rocket off with just .1 from Cheer and well before AnS can fire
>>562134347No. Apparently in her hot springs event there's some (you) pandering, which I haven't seen yet, but other than that her career is the least for (you) one that I've played.
>BRO EVERY UMA IS VIABLE JUST USE YOUR FAVORITESI GOT SMOKED YOU FUCKING LIARS
narita b welfare is a fine card I've used her heaps of times
>>562133358Who's that 5th uma and why is Teio there
>>562134347No
>>562134459WAHAI
>>562134413True, however the frog in the well knows the height of the sky.
>>562134521Tei-O as in King
>>562134505https://youtu.be/EaUCPC_kUGg?si=gkCNofcA2Jbi7g3s
>>562134505you learnt an important lesson today
Maybe ug isn't all that great.
>>562134602WASSHOI
>>562134513Jordan welfare mogs her hard, Sweepy SR ultra mogs her. I used Narita Brian for fan runs for a while, also shatterproof is pissdog
>>562134521it's umas with O at the end of their name, O meaning King and Tei-O being part of that trend just like TM Opera O and Bakushin O
>>562134505Trainer issue, unironically.
>>562134413What if I get a bucket of salt water from the ocean and dump it in the well?
>>562134381SAINT SEIYAAAAAAAAAADANANANANA
frog in the umanko is very happy
So out of the entire roster so far which uma is forgotten?
>>562134505bro I'm running my oshis and I'm doing greatmy oshis are christmas oguri, valentine's bourbon, and goldship btw.
>>562134712el condor pasa
>keep getting 3/5 yesterday>remake one uma>suddenly everyone of my umas decides to get triple podium even in non A+ meme matchups????
>>562133358This is me
>>562134712Ast... Astuh... Ashton... what was her name again?
>>562134643Random mood lets you beat UGs
>>562134093Don't forget that if they stomp bad players then long term, they're more likely to not bother with CM or to quit the game.Unfortunately these 15 second negroids are too addicted to earning an extra pull after going 35/40 during phase 1.
>>562134750>one of the few dirt umas constantly in TTnah
>>562129731 (me)Not a podium, but the closest I'll probably get while I see Bobo win and be more than an assist to Kita or get wins stolen by Hoguri for the third time lmao.
>>562134658narita b welfare came out months ago of course you don't max it if you start now
>>562133817Manifestation is real, you know?
>>562134459>>562134381SOIYAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQNKKGBARto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQHoiq8QulU&t=2s
>>562134643save them and rerun the race
>>562134712Biwa? Biwa
>>562134643That's a juicy pig
What did we learn in day 2?
>>562134712Winning Ticket
>>562134505I call these three "Your Favorites", sorry for the misunderstanding bwo
>>562134505My favorites? Oguri Cap, Gold Ship, VBourbon, and Kitasan.
I just saw a Meijiro Bright in the CM and it spooked me
>>562134926radiant star is good for the opponents, and bad for me
>>562134829Yeah we've already seen a pretty strong loss of casuals sadly. The game is thriving thankfully because there are quite a lot of players and especially a good amount of spenders, but the game is better for everyone if the tryhards think long-term and realize it's literally more rewarding not to stomp the noobs into the dust to turn 10 carats into 50 carats.
>>562134750But she was all over the place just last CM
>>562134712ardan is already forgotten
>>562134643>single gold recovery kitakind of unsurprising
>>562134863>WHITE REAPER (Yodel Ver.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ_67D27yvENo idea what this gay game is, nor do I care, but that is some PEAK music!
You threw your Round1 Day2 races today did you?
>>562134961Nah we love Ticketzo here, even if we never train her.
I feel like you get pig'd in long CM way more than in any other CM, maybe because there's little RNG in long compared to other distances and buhis come out of their fucking cesspool
>>562134972Maru and Bourbon for sure but Oguri Cap (as in fraud) can fuck right off
>>562134712Teio until her last alt comes out
>throwing races for easier competitionThat's not what your umas would have wanted.
>>562135052I want to win finals so of course.
>>562134926There are more seals than predators
>>562134926absolutely nothing
My oshis? Christmas Oguri, Summer Maruzensky, and Valentines Bourbon.
>>562135082>maybe because there's little RNG in long comparedLol then I should have a 100% winrate
>>562134892Many people who went for XOguri got spooked by XBiwa, I think it's impossible people forget about her that soon
I went 40/40, representing umaDASH
The chestnut wig's synthetic fibers prickled Danchou’s sweating neck. He clutched the hem of the short, pleated skirt, his knuckles white against the navy fabric."I think... I think I'm finished for today," Danchou stammered, his gaze glued to the scuffed floorboards.Anon’s shadow loomed, broad and suffocating. "You look like a real little mare, Danchou. It’d be a waste to stop now.""The tail is heavy. It hurts," Danchou whispered, the horse ears atop his head trembling."Turn around." Anon’s voice carried the weight of a physical blow. "Let’s see if that tail stays in when I’m behind you."Danchou’s breath hitched, a soft whimper escaping his painted lips as he complied. Anon’s rough hands found his hips, bruising the soft skin. The skirt was hiked up, exposing lacy white panties already darkened by a stain of nervous arousal."Don't. Not here," Danchou pleaded, though his legs parted instinctively."Quiet," Anon grunted.Anon’s cock, rigid and veiny, tore through the silk barrier. He shoved Danchou over the vanity, sending jars of foundation clattering. The initial thrust was a wet squelch, the tight, unyielding ring of Danchou’s hole stretching to its limit. Air hissed out of Danchou’s lungs. Anon’s pace was frantic; his balls slapped against Danchou’s cheeks with a rhythmic, fleshy thwack. Thick ropes of pre-cum acted as a messy lubricant, coating Anon’s shaft as it worked the interior walls. Danchou’s body buckled, his anus taking the brunt of the overzealous strikes. A loud, wet pop echoed as the cock slipped out, only to be slammed back in, forcing a guttural moan from the sissy’s throat. Anon’s seed eventually erupted, a scalding flood that overflowed and trickled down Danchou’s trembling thighs, mixing with the sweat and the shame.
>>562135125>increasing the amount of carats everybody gets>letting noobs taste victory instead of nonstop defeat for at least a little whileIt's exactly what my umas want.
>>562134972Maruzen why are you smiling like that?
>>562134818Doubt. My uma had bad mood as well, all 5 races in the entry had bad mood. And with their stats, they should be able to tank that wit reduction.
>>562134712Kawakami princess
Clockless bros how are we feeling?
>>562134643Post their skills
nice unlimited borrows bwo
>>562135286Never!
>>562135318how many carats do the retries cost after that?
>>562135251traina turned 18
>>562134926I still can't get a good build going cause my cards are pretty bad. Waiting for Grand Live is going to be painful
>>562134980the only Gold Ship I've seen win Pisces has been mine, and mine have only 4 wins out of 40 races. Gold Ship's been powercrept by Tamamo Cross. NO ONE can accelerate like this mad little gremlin, she procc'd Masterful Gambit and Feature Act > ult > Spurt > Pressure and howled down the track like a demon, passed the fuck out of everybody, including my Kitasan who was over 7 lengths ahead. That chain doesn't happen every time, but holy shit when it does she just instawins. I love to see it. Thank you Shiraoki-sama for giving her to me on the free pulls.
>>562135230And two
>get the perfect RNG>creek doesnt finishFUCK LONGSLOP
>>562134850Yeah, that's what /x/ taught me!I am not sure what I'll do if I get what I want... but I will probably be greatly aroused
>>562134991after seeing similar posts I've decided to run some soul teams although not outright throwing
>>562134712Gold City
Suzuka is doing her best...
>>562134926Tamamo procing Radiant Star Nimble Nav and Spurt at the same time .1 second before the late race causes her to teleport to 1st
>>562135318I can hold out. There's a minimum of 4 a day between freebie and 3 from the shop, and we're only a few days away from the next story event and those give dozens of clocks. I think we're only a week or two away from a big drop of 200 clocks in the mailbox, JP had it even worse because no accelerated schedule meant lots of dead days with nothing to do but MANT for the sake of it.
>>562135413I didn't even manage to finish a third ace and freshly I've no idea how she even won one
I almost against someone with Rushing Gale but uncapped speed. These gamblers are scary holy shit
>Medium>Firm>Spring>SunnySoulful and honest CM
>Beat a couple of SS Uma's today>They all had the GUTS build with sub 700 StaminaI'm gonna assume they all took the piss and had already qualified for A group.
>>562134505There are oshi mains for like every uma that take them to every CM and do well
>>562134291
>>562135429My Tamamo has five white heals because of this bullshit
>>562135391if you have mlb kitapits and most launch srs and the welfares you can make an A finals gold ship otherwise yeah sucks umamusumes are cute at least
>>562135363it's funny to see noobs admit they don't realize 9* isn't important any more. A high affinity MANT parent with 30+ white sparks is shitting all over a 9* parent. there are plenty of great parent options in the unlimited borrows because they're all high rank and most have fuckloads of whites.
>>562134750I believe we should vote to execute El.
>>562134829>>562134991>open league ceiling still at BNot my problem
>>562135624NOI fucked up the filter again no wonder it took so long
hehe
Pace chaser meta can't come soon enough. You Taishin/Tama/Goldshi faggots should choke on your own blood while sleeping
>>562131404>that statlinehow is that possible? Urara's starting stats are around 100 give or take 15-20. Is this a shoop?
>>562135397Today's tally on the new third wheel Golshi
>make a medium uma in MANT>make a miler uma in MANThey, this mode is actually kinda fun>try to make a sprinter in MANTnever mind, this mode sucks
>>56213537310N-not that bad... totally doable... No biggie at all...
>>562134926Cute anons thinking Round 1 in CM still matters
>>562135624>>562135684
>>562134505you know what must be done
>hmm yes I will throw to let the newbies win and give them hope so they don't quit the game, i am so smart>oh, they will get giga raped in round 2 and get more frustrated? not my problem lol im so smart
>>562135529I'm using up a lot of clocks but I think after this half TP event goes away things should stabalise a bit more too
>>562135643Nah even with MLB Kitasan I still have to borrow an MLB Creek for the recovery and most of my SRs only have a RB of 10. It'd be great if I could use Windy but she's still stuck at 2LB because the game keeps giving me dupes of SRs I already got to MLB
>>562135765What umas would be the next BIG 6?
>>562135670I'm just shitposting anon, some of these parents are really nice
>>562135754You're laughing. My GPU is on fire and you're laughing.
I still don't have MLB Nishino Power SR, this game sucks man
Uma collab with Project Hail Mary doko
>>562135765Bourbon is so fucking pretty
>>562135783you throw in round 2 after qualifying retardkun
Gonna start training for the next CM. Give me an ace to work towards.
>>562135363that guts seiun is a good ggp I'd grab it if you're doing a bunch of runs there was a good dirt gp oguri too
>>562135318I'm down to 720 from ~760 at the start of Mant. Luckily I have enough mile sparks floating around that I can run mile A on most runs.
>>562135703It's possible, you just fail trainings on purpose. It's why Wit isn't 1, it's the only stat you don't lose some of when you lose training for it.
>>562135230how in the everlasting FUCK does that gold ship win? deck/skills? the hell is this?!
>>562135754Anyone have the catbox version of this?
>>562135765Wait is this Uma Kita or Support Card Kita
>>562135765Ugly umas
>>562135946Seiun.
>>562135670fuku super important though
>>562135946Pace XOguri + 2 debuffers is the meta
>>5621352316/10. I recommend writing more about the action, describing Danchou’s inner thoughts and the mounting pressure from anon’s body weight atop of danchou being added in. You have to describe what anon’s hands are doing-slapping ass, squeezing the waist, or even just wrapping his arms across the chest to pull danchou in a bear hug while pistoning himself inside said ass. It’s not just penetrate and climax-you have to add both of their thoughts, the increase sense of pleasure, describing how that foreign penetration soon becoming accustomed with, and then write about how danchou succumbs to being anon’s uma lover. Additionally, make sure to add in how the clothing is affected by the sex. You could write about both the ejaculation inside danchou and having several spurts land on face and clothing, making danchou even more feminine from the combined fluids. Now go forth and write better smut
>>562135440mhmm...I like your attitude...
>>562135738Hishi Akebono, Bakushin, Curren, Kingu (this one feels better in MANT). All of them can have a good career without needing that many mile sparks, you don't get to get Triple Tiara epithets? Well, it's not the be all, end all. It feels better to run a sprinter with F medium affinity than a medium/long with F mile
>>562136016both
>>562135783They'll get better rewards losing in round 2 A than losing in round 2 B, and I'll be boosting them there too. Even if they don't get boosted, they get a ton of attempts and they'll almost always get at least 1 win out of like 40 races even by sheer luck, which just puts them in B finals where they are comfy.
>>562135703failed trainings and getting purple skills can tank your score
>>562135884>My GPU is on fireTHIS MAN IS USING HARDWARE-ENCODING, POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH BECAUSE HE IS POOR AND/OR STUPID! Bet your ass I'll nearly always have a reason to be a snarky cunt.>>562135994It's literally in the file-name, just gotta decode it :^)
>>562135429the classic
>>562135890i pulled to one pity on ntr to fill out srs because i didn't have mlb on tackyon cunny or windy and i fixed the first two was nice
>>562136047That was generic AI sloppa anon, no one goes out of their way to write smut
>>562136050>fat uma Fuck off
What's the CM13 meta?
>>562135890I have 3LB and I'm just waiting until my 3rd crystal to MLB her
>>562135429Creek always finishes me. She's a nice mommy like that.
>>562136272Your Favorites
>>562136050This artist is a genius
>>562135980>>562135703
>>562136272It's a Taurus rerun. Redshift + A&S for fronts, Pump/Moving Past/Redshift for lates/ends
umamusume fartingerection starting
>>562136142wtf lol
Rebricked (A+) might have a few spots available for April if you're looking for a club. Ignoring the shitposts, we're really just a comfy chill club, so don't be scared to join! >25mil monthly (up 5mil because of MANT)>don't flatline (unless you already hit 25m)>that's literally it Reply with your ID or apply in game with the magic word in your profile
>check profiles each match>saw an /uma/ club on a profile>thought I finally saw a fellow /uma/bwo >look at profile>it's just my profileI may be stupid
Day 2
>>562135980>making Urara fail trainings to get her stats to ~1there's wrong and then there's wrong and then there's THIS
>>562136245>no one goes out of their way to write smut >wrote smut commissions to help buy textbooks for college Souka
>>562135783You're clearly not aware of the noob mindset.>stomped in round 1Damn, I didn't even stand a shot, there are no other casual players left, I might as well quit>stomped in round 2Wow the competition ramps up for real, I'm happy I got some good wins early, maybe I just need to try a little more next time and if I don't I'll hopefully still get some wins with the even more casual people I beat in round 1.
>>562136360So genius I don't know which uma is supposed to be, Creek?
Is Tazuna really an umamusume?
>>562135318I've gone down 250 since launch of MANTblazer, but that took me from 855 to 605. I'm glad if I'm still above 500 but it's still annoying and I'm still a bit stubborn with trying to save a run and try to wait until at least first inspiration to consider clocks. I've been able to not worry about it after I've cared less about winning Asahi, though I care for Fillies if I'm doing Tiara route. I also sometimes skip NHK Mile if my speed really sucks, and focus solely on Crown races.
>>562136416change name to recruit10everymonth
>>562136056got a decent schedule to copy?
>>562135783carrot and stick
>>562136050i love fat nipples
>>562135993Pressure, end closer straights, go home, end savvy, Uma stan and radiant star not pictured. Deck is Kita, NTR, finemo, urara, guts ayabe and screek
>>562135789Yeah the half TP event basically makes clocks your run resource for sure. Also worth noting this obviously won't last forever, no other scenario is as race heavy as MANT so once we get newer scenarios you can go back to not draining clocks at all. You'll probably still want to play MANT sometimes (especially if they don't move other scenario buffs ahead of the schedule, but they probably will because they moved a lot of MANT QOL forward to launch) but 1 MANT and 2-3 other runs a day is barely going to drain your clocks.
>>562136527i do juvenile fillies every time
>>562136527I get too stubborn with NHK Mile and job 5 clocks to Vodka every single time
>>562134926I only lose to esoteric umas like pace fine motion or late cafee
>>562136272Pace Xoguri, any front of your choice to deny Seiun and Red Maruzen, any dominatorbot of your choice
>>562136416So much club turnover
>>562136651I hope MANT parents remain unnerfed for a bit
gutsmaxxing is fucking ass, if you don't get FAT rainbows on summer your run is literally just dead
>>562135783>Qualify, throw round 1>More newfags pass to A/B>Qualify, throw round 2>More newfags pass to B This will however, damage your CM WINRATE (the only metric that matters when it comes to being allowed to enter Brownhalla)
>>562136643>Forgot the imageI'm a genius
>>562135939Your throwing will give them like 1 win and then they will continue to get their heads smashed in because Group A Round 2 will have triple the tryhards of round 1 (like it has since the first fucking CM) retard-chamaYou and the other morons in this thread are huffing each other's farts and convincing yourselves that you're helping the little guy like a cult; it'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.
>>562136050is anyone going to roll for mirako aside from me
>>562136465I did not realize I was talking to the smut expert gomen
>>562135993Good skills and people underrating guts on an end closer. If 2 Ends are racing each other on the final straight, the one with way more Guts is gonna win a duel and push ahead even faster.
There should be a way to transfer credits from other, better games into this game, so that I can have fun grinding (by playing a different game).
>>562136816Not everyone is brown like you and needs to hog 10 carats
>>562136518So is the director, but you didn't hear this from me
>>562136050mirako raping me..
These MANT runs take far too fucking long. This is shit.
>>562136893it's called using your credit card
>>562136842Does giving her less than 10 daily pulls count?
>"no I refuse to buy any skills what if I get them cheaper from hints what if I get the fast learner hat I believe in my uma">2 weeks later>"wtf I'm out of clocks MANT is horrible I quit"
>both matikanesovl
They're going to give us new fucking tests right? I don't have enough to buy everything. Or am I suppose to just grind careers.
>>562136809SUBARASHIIIII
>>562135684Can you share the filter please?
>>562136743Oh! That's an anon in my club now! And another anon that was in my club a couple months or so ago!Whores!!!!
How does Tracen get the funding for all this shit?
>>562136149so ffmpeg actually uses the CPU uhhI will rape you
>>562137004>Or am I suppose to just grind careers.
>>562137104it's one of the most prestigious schools in japan
>>562137104Gambling
>>562136518they essentially confirm it with her scenes yeah, tons of them about how she runs unnaturally fast, fast enough to catch a full on running uma.
>>562136972No it isn't. You are extremely stupid.
>>562137104
Marche Lorraine...
>>562136743Rebricked (A+) goes through so many anons
>>562136527If your drain rate is like that you're completely fine. You will get the +200 long before running out, and we will have the next scenarios well before you hit 0. Just keep buying the 3 a day which I'm sure you already are but I'm sure some lurker needs to hear it.
>>562136743>11 member left or kickedWHAT THE FUCK
>>562135884Have you tried using your phone?
they're calling it the worst stat spread of all time
>>562137004You're supposed to give your life to the game so that you'll have a harder time justifying abandoning it later and an easier time justifying spending money on it.
>>562137017>add filter>Top 190 for archive, 250 mid-career>right click on source>Resize output (source size), otherwise you'll get ugly black borders
>>56213737212 actually!
>>562136842>
Could it be possible that if you're constantly recruiting it's the club that's shit and needs to change?
>>562137149VP9 has no hardware(GPU) acceleration, except on modern Intel hardware, but it's VERY finnicky and barely supported. 264(AVC) supports GPU encoding, but depending on your hardware, quality can range from DOG SHIT(AMD) to alright/good(RTX4000+)CPU(Software) encoding is ALWAYS preferred if you care for quality.>I will rape youNot if I do it first!
>>562137470It worked for Turf Queens
>>562130068I got to Group A for round 2, that's all that matters
>>56213751813 soon
What parents do I need for XOguri CM12 ace?
7 and I rape the next anon that posts 0 and I get raped by the next uma that’s posted
>long S inspiration>fail a 7% double rainbow wit training>sleep deprived into night owl>fail an 8% rainbow wit training>abandon run
>>562136816>Your throwing will give them like 1 winyes and you only need 3 to line up a single time to get into A. The guy entering an A uma loses to the guys entering A+ uma, and there's a lot of them if you actually played today. My throw runs had entire lobbies without a single S or higher multiple times.>Group A Round 2 will have triple the tryhards of round 1not if some of the less tryhard players are pushed through>convincing yourselves that you're helping the little guyit does literally give them carats, but more importantly it gives you carats when finals are easier.
YOOOOOOOSH
>>562137518>12 actually!
>>562137432
>>562137271I wonder who would have enough money and motivation to buy out a trainer like this successfully. I feel like the Mejiro would win.
I've sold my soul for the podium
>>562137625Rape is not a random action of kinda nice
>>562137625I was already raped by RNG.
>9/20 today>Brian won all of those with almost all of them being shitter roomsI'm so ready to see 1/20 in group A
>>562137616There aren't any mandatory parents, get NYOpera for the velocity unique if you can.And don't listen to the U=MA retards, that unique is trash
>>562137750bwo...
CM11 picrel
>>562137502>Cropped in OBS while recordingSmart, obviously saves time, but it's amusing to me anyway. Obviously there is plenty of ways to crop after recording, like through your editor of choice, by hand with a lot of bullshit in ffmpeg directly, or handbrake being an easy one. Latter obviously being the easiest solution, but also has less control, which arguably isn't needed for your clip here in the slightest so whatever.
>>562137812don't the filly
>>562137670
I am sorry SOVL trainer...
>>562137616Tachyon + Seiun/OperaTachyon for the backup recovery, Seiun in case you luckshit into angling/NY Opera for late race velocity.
>>562137004There's no actual grind required, if you just do a pretty typical run or two a day you'll buy everything important out of the shop. >I don't have enough to buy everything.You don't need the banners and shoes, and if you only do 1 run a day you obviously don't actually need the hint books either because you're barely touching the game and hint books are mega tryhard.It even overlaps with other events, do a sprinter run to grab the curren sparks and progress the spring races event. It might even still be active when the next story event starts and that would be a great time to do like 4 runs in a day to get the new SSR (actually good) from the story event while buying up some banners if you actually feel like you need more.
>>562136050I am both scared and aroused..
>>562136272If red shift works, why aren't people using OG maru?
>>562137372based....so fucking zased....
But when is the Autis/pocalypse/
>had a kinda shitty run>just took groundwork cause could become a spark>3* groundworkgoddaaaaayumn gonna be a great grandparent
Got raped
>>562137826Don't have NYOpera so I might just have to borrow.>And don't listen to the U=MA retards, that unique is trashI was planning 777 as the trigger since it kinda procs later than U=MA but with easier conditions.
>>562130068went 14/20 today, 17/20 yesterday. Tomorrow's the day my winrate tanks.
>>562137873I wish my bourbon could do this, I need to make a new one
>>562137750I sold only a third of my soul for the podium, you can do better
can't wait to get raped in Group A
Can't wait for /uma/ to get raped round 2
I really want to dress her up in a lot of things.
>>562136557I run this with Curren and Bakushin. Hishi Akebono can get to Medium A (I think, haven't tried yet + don't like her cause her unique is ass and this scenario gives you stamina passively through Race Bonus), you can switch up the Fuchu Umamusume Stakes for the Centaur Stakes in Senior Year (Early Sept, Early Oct), you lose an epithet by doing this but may get a sprint skill, schedules are not set-in-stone but may vary depending on trainings, if races have no rivals, and such. Feel free to drop one or two junior year races if you have good friendship building trainings, also run Marv SSR welfare and borrow Fuku, those cards don't need max friendship so it relieves the burden of training to max support card friendships quite a bit
I'm going to eat my vegetables later.
/uma/ makes me more horny than my gf...
>>562138258Do you like ze chairWhy do you not becum ze rapier yourselv
>>562138239I tried...
>>562138407*rapes you*
My very poorly and lazily crafted all-Mejiro team has achieved a 1/15 record so far. I am okay with this.
Taishin is my wife but suddenly I'm a metafag now....
why does my 950 speed tamamo cross win ANY lobby?
>>562138407Sounds like you need a better GF
>>562138552her stink fumes kill the umas
>spend six bajillions hours to get sparks like thisnice game retards
>>562138542There is nothing wrong with that.
>>562137875As you could probably tell I'm not very good at editing videos but for some quick uma webms it's ok. I'll have to redo some stuff later now that my script is less dogshit and isn't inflating the filesizes anymore
>>562138615did you use 10+ white spark MANT parents? did your trainee reach SS rank? if not that's on you bwo
>>562138220Yeah 777 is the best triggerU=MA is only fine on a Witlet Oguri with 4 recoveries, but everyone should be able to build a decent Oguri at this point
>>562138603im serious how is this winning ANYTHING
>>562136715How do you deny red maru? Doesn't she have an extra 0.2 accel over everyone not 1st?
>3/5, 3/5, 3/5, 2/5And I only won against some A-S rank glue. My team is an unbelievable dogshit, and I'm tired of this game sabotaging my runs by not giving me Long S or finishing my SSR chains. So many loses by head-neck, all because my horses lack Long S.
>>562138689you forgot your oguri.png retard
>>562138741post winrate
>>562136990We do need clock gibs and MANT is terrible but not because of the lack of clocks.
>>562138583t. Curren Chan
>>562138428Heh
>>562138741probably when everyone else gasses
>>562138881
newcuties...
>>562138741Your Tama in round 2
>>562138583
>>562138676Just keep a very simple fact in mind: VP8 is utter garbage and should never be used instead of 264(AVC) or VP9. Hating VP9 because of how fucking slow it is, is very valid, just se 264 instead. Last: Don't force insanely resolutions when the clip is clearly too demanding, a clean 480p/720p is always better than a pixelated/artifact heavy 1080p60 clip.That and use CRF for the best bitrate distribution across the entire clip, but that obviously takes more time than going "unga bunga 200 bitrate across the entire video = 4mb"
>>562138814post the parents you used
>>562138153>dotoDeserved
>>562138153someone took rape dotoposters too seriouslymy condolences
>>562138870Curren would say that but the difference is Curren would say it to seduce you. I'm saying it because my fellow Anons deserve better.
>>562138980timmy...
>>562138816not finished yet with all races, but yesterday I had my TT tachyon cause i legit didn't have a 3rd character so I just whipped up a quick and dirty xoguriI could try to make a better tamtam now but as long as I get to A finals I don't care that much about winning
>>562138583yeah he's not the best guy friend...
>>562139056imagine queing for CM and running into the trainer equivalent of the grimreaper...
>>562138809if you're losing by head-neck, you simply needed 1 more proc of skillit's more demoralizing when you lose by 1 length
>>562139017I'm nothing like Curren-chan.Don't insult me.
Do I just retire this? I'm trying to tank to get into Group B.
Female tore
>>562139167I lost by 3/4 length and I know damn well I would've won that had I gotten a SINGLE RAINBOW in the finals to cap speed my speed
>>562139154being a newfriend and cluelessly queueing into graded must be a humbling experience
>>562139225why do you need group B on round 1 when you could job round 2?
>>562139225post umas
>>562139225Naw, keep goingTrust the other kind anons to help you into A finals.
see you later Kitasan...
>>562139228I understand that women deserve to draw yume stuff for themselves but they keep making the torena OCs so damn cute.
>>562137502Thank you anon, I learned something new today!
>>562139331>solo frontthis is just another form of seal clubbing
>>562139480>>562139480>>562139480
>>562139331>FM>Anime Teiosovl
>>562139225Just get in group A already
>>562139414Kawakami is so hot it's unreal
>>562139498anon... the jannies...
>>562139027Thanks anon, I learned a lot today>unga bunga 200 bitrate across the entire video = 4mbhehe
>>562138615damn you're too retarded to finish more than 1 run in six bajillion hours? I've gotten 7 9*s better than any 9* I got before MANT since it released.
>>562139325Nah, I'm too much of a bitch to show my f2poor deck>>562139330>>562139552>>562139309
>>562139414AWOOOOGA
>>562139154kek that might be my booster mcqueen and kita
>>562139747I didn't reply to you the first time and you are still asking for attention, huhWhat a sad existence
>>562139382
>>562139957damn too retarded to know Anonymous isn't my name, it's a word used for every person on the site without one?
>562140071Pathetic
>>562140141holy shit you're so addmad you have to refuse to quote the post out of sheer rage and autism? kek
Trying way too hard now newfag, you are embarrassing yourself
>>562140357god damn, now you're too scared to even mention the post number? this is honestly hilarious how afraid you are of me.
>>562136743THEY ARE NOT PART OF THE TRUE HORDE