Silver Shift in 4 hours Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-25-2026-update.121766/post-232903>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>562152795
BLEED
is it bad to take a tower too early
>>562203726BUILT FOR CELESTE HUGE HORSECOCK
They should add him
Accidentally commended a player that rage-quit early
i love my useless victor
I know its a closed alpha but could these knuckle dragging retards not see that M A Y B E they shouldn't make everyone forcefully play ranked autism. I just want a fucking casual standard mode, brool only gets me so far.
>>562203925>tfw wrote tink
>tfw you're Ascendant, but you enjoy Seven and Victor the most>tfw ever game is decided by minute 10 and over by minute 30>tfw you're never gonna see your favorites scale properly ever again
No idea why, but I have a psychological need to tongue Celeste's fartbox.
>>562204015swapping into my lane wouldn't help because i'd be having her gulp on my back while we lose our walker 8 minutes in.
>>562204092
>>562204092man i want an unraked mode so much i love playing seven and victor tooi can lose 5 in a row and my rank doesnt change, i win 3 in a row and i climbfuck my life
it's over for me...
>>562203883it puts you in a good position to go gank another lane because the enemy is denied a nearby shop and has to go buy at secret shop or spawn
>>562203893Celeste has a tiny human pecker.
>>562204092seven is very good at speedrunning though
>>562204129>backdamn you phone posting... i meant to say cock...
>>562204092What, games are too long?We need to nerf walker and guardian HP again!
>>562204214Where is this from
>>562203883towers serve no purpose right now, it doesnt matter either way. just dont sacrifice life (respawn time could have been running boxes bro) for it
>>562204176>>562204260That's just because people rat professionally on Seven. Winning by ratting is not fun.>>562204195This.
>>562202437>>Yamato>Feels turbo squishy and awkward to pilotyou mainly want to poke until you can guarantee a kill on the diveShadow Transformation is your panic button and very important for big engagements>>Abrams>Nothing about his kit feels appealing especially after they nerfed his gun buildshis kit is very basic and kind of boring, but it's very consistent for that reasoni do wish he was more threatening outside of the CC he provides
>>562204360that's fair but personally the few times I play Seven it's when I just want to rat and win with 10k player damage and over 40k objective damage.
I'm only able to play the game as REM i throw otherwise
>>562204360what does rat mean in this context
>>562204092>have to play hypercarries to get to games where there's no hypercarriesFun
>>562204542To spend the entire game playing sneaky PvE against the enemy towers and camps rather than engaging in fights.
Another thread, another silver upplayer meltie
take your meds
what's a good custom skin for yamater, also i don't like how her gun feels
it's always The Lashno other hero is this disproportionate in how many roleplayers main them
>>562204516this is me but on doorman
>>562204776>also i don't like how her gun feelsobjectively wrong opinion sry
>>562204789Never noticed until I started playing lash and every game people just expect me to pretend to be lash in chat. I will not dance for you like a circus monkey.
>>562204789Lash Main's and Roleplayers are based and you can't convince me otherwise.>Have recognized literally ever character in the captcha.I need to go outside.
>>562205024no one is expecting that of you lil gup, stop larping
Ritualist/Emmisary lobbies are the best lobbies in this game. They have the perfect balance of fun and chaos, but aren't completely stompy.Everything before that is just Smurfs stomping.Everything after that is formulaic sweat where the winner is decided at the launch screen.t. E4 Smurfer
The Lash™https://youtu.be/Q_4VjWNUb2E
>>562205090Take a ride in shitlow my friend, half of my matches are larpers who get pissy when I don't play pretend with them
When are they buffing Silver? It's the worst hero in the game by far.
good golly what a woman
>>562203893Based>>562204237Slander, she's in the circus where they show unusual shit, everyone saw a tiny dick and was disappointed at least once in their life but an impressive horsecock? Now that's something you don't see everyday
https://x.com/hyok0_/status/2039373964892373468
>>562205390Why did they made her so hot?
Statlocker is a funny.
>>562204237b-b-based and b-b-built for being bullied by fat human cock.
>>562205293>Need help on blueSo true
please new patch today that will fix victor im on my last straw
>>562205735Here's your patch bro
>have to kill victor 3 times because he has refresherthe devs looked at this and said "yep thats not retarded" btw
>12x graves in every match
By the nines
>>562205907please god place me in a 12 victor match
>april fools in deadlock
>>562205735this but bebop instead
Why is Geist's winrate in high rank so low if she's good?
>>562205959>They're all sucking eachother offHow lewd!
>>562205961VOLVOOOOOOOO
>>562206026And here i thought i was done for the day, time to queue up another spirit abrams with infinite stamina in bed>he keeps cumming
Just watched metro ego-fighting the stove (Silver) >Missed parry and too face full of slam fire>Silver transforms>Keeps lunging into her instead of just up and she just keeps m1ing him>DiesWas he one of the upplayers?
>>562205907>working second shift todayh-have fun without me
>>562205961Graves...
They should play DLNS like this
>>562206228....so am I, wage cage bros we CANNOT keep letting them get away with it
finally...a sovlfvl april fools...
WHO should i pick for the best selfcest gameplay possible?
Brawl is fucking unplayable without Spirit Resilience.
>tfw too busy to play
>>562205024>>562205306you don't deserve to play THE LASH
The Kinetic Carbine Build doubters are in shambles
Caught me off guard
>play dota 2>Get reported low priority like 2 times>behavior score drops to 0 and game becomes unplayable cause russian and peuvians grief from minute 1>quit>come back 4 months later to play a dota 2 game>get immediately griefed by some poorfag peruvian>afk in base>open up deadlock in separate window>play and have fun with randoms.>winBetter game. Better community.You shouldn't be allowed to play video games unless you have a 5090 and at least 1 Gbps internet speed.
Is this an April's Fools?
>>562206536I want to see a team of 6 Graves vs a team of 6 Rems.
>>562206645don't you need express shot on that?
>>562206715No it's just a normal bug fix
>>562205907What's the most cancer team possible right now?
>>562205669This is how you play blue lane on lash.
>>562206780I have it in my build but I decided to mix it up a little with GC instead
HERE'S A TASTE, OF WHAT AWAITS THEM.
>>562206743If you hit Tag Along on a Rem that's also Tag Alonging you you go flying out of the map you could abuse this to escape anything and then just unstick back into bounds.
>>562206714Behavior score will be in deadlock eventually.I've never heard of ANYBODY with a low behavior score that didn't deserve it.You have to be such a fucking asshole game throwing pest for so long to drop into the shitter realm
>>562206715>>>>>>>>mmr won't be changed for games todayi am sorry to everyone who runs into me in games today
>>562206645Well, so far you have the only Spellbreaker in the game. Just wait for the one match where they all buy it.
>>562206715This might actually make me play standard for once
>>5622068196 Dynamos
>>5622068196 graves all ulting at the same time in the same lane
>>562206918Sounds hilarious, how do I set this up?
Update, what stupid change did they make today?
>>562207029You can have Silver x Silver ERP orgies
I didn't sign for Futalock
>>562206963where did you see that? hell yeah im spamming victor
>>562207029they fixed everything!
A better April fools joke would've been buffing Silver for a day, and only for one day
Wouldn't it be funny if there was a team of sevens, there would be six sevens! Haha!
>Added unranked mode as an April Fool's prank onlyThis isn't funny anymore
>>562206815
>>562207193kino
>standard is actually fun now
>first multichar game>the only dupe is a Graves vs GravesFigures.
>>562207013>6 ivys vs 6 graves>plants vs zombiesyou misspelled KINOOOOOOO
>>562207229This is secretly a public beta test of casual unranked mode>>562207286Unc is like 40 making 67 jokes damn
do you still have to pick 3 to queue
they should've allowed you to switch heroes mid game too
>>562206952Nah Dota 2 is just filled with the most anti social shit skinned peruvians,demented cali mexicans, and various other ingrates.Behavior score is shit and I've had it decreased even when I perma muted myself. Managed to climb to divine and then I dropped the game cause you cant increase behavior score when it drops below 7k.Gatekeep poorfags
>6 Doormen
>>5622068196 Drifters turning every teamfight into a blind fight.
>>562207286ayoooooo unc said the funny number!
why are they in hawaii making april fools patch just make a good balance patch u nigger
>six seven
>>562207453You do know the same is going to happen here, right?
face of deadlock
>six THE LASH
>>562207456>team fight in the baroness
>>562207013In progress
SIX SEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>562207738LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 geists turning each lane into lava
>>562207738>>5622078153 years of deadlock dev has led up to this
>>562207612I don't see my nigga Mast anywhere in that picture.
>>562207594Poorfag favela monkies cannot run deadlock. It bricks their computer. Everyone I've played deadlock with hasn't spoken a single word of spanish
>>562207583AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
guys, 6 mcginnis
>>562207738Rem thought that was a very funny joke!
How do you fix Victor? In a sense that what would make him not eternally broken or dogshit assuming players have some modicum of skill?
>>562207913>Everyone I've played deadlock with hasn't spoken a single word of spanishClosed alpha, when it hits the Steam store you can enjoy the HUEs like everyone else will
>>562208007rapid recharge -> turret continent
>>562207112in the screenshot that i responded to???????????
>>562208083i really like zerials suggestion of giving his abilities overheat
we need a food item named nine in the game so we can complete the joke
>>562205390big tummy....
>>562208083Reduce his ult cooldown to 60 seconds base.Ramp up his self damage massively, make his 2 restore stamina and make his aura give him movement speed.
>>562207913I'm in the jungle servers and can confirm favela monkeys play this game somehow
>>562208083make him meleereplace nuke with a point and click stunreplace heal with passive lifesteal aurareplace damage aura with chance to crit
explain celeste to newfag me, what do I do beyond flying around? how do I convert those skills into actual kills? doesn't seem to do much beyond ult...
>>562208083Replace the aura
>>562208397hit 3s to build ur dmg then get in their face with 1 and shield and just stick to em while continuing to spam spellsonly thing u can do
>>562207913spics only play on US-E
>>562208397at this point she's only playable if you abuse all the movement exploits like the pro players, if you're not willing to do all that then play another character
which patron gives you wins?
>>5622083973 stacks a damage amp.1 applies a status effect that makes you damage them when you shoot them.2 is a shield that punishes them for breaking it.>stack damage amp by hitting 3 over and over again>run up close in to melee ranage, press 2 and 1 before shooting them>if multiple targets, press 4
>>562208608think it's also archmother for me.
>>562208608where do you check that?
>>562208608That's way too small sample.
the april fools patchnote jokes are genuinely really fucking funny
>>562208608Hidden king bros... Not like this...
i haven't played for like 2 weeksis graves still giga-op?
Suck my dick Vindicta.
>>562209136Another win for the Baxtuh Society.
>>562209053regardless if she's OP or not you'll still see her every game, forced to be a lane janny when she pushes down yellow at every moment
>>562209136Kino...
>>562209039
so basically I can fuck around today?based
>>562209039doesn't it mean you can do tag along glitch in game?
>>562209335Precisely, any games played today won't affect your rank
the best part is the ranked tryhards losing their shit on the discord cause they made their super serious grind more be 4fun for one day LMAO
>>562209416>Yoshi: yeah youre all e6 but what if youre up against 3 Abrams?
>>562208608Hidden king lash is just straight up better than arch mother lash.If you know you know.Also what the fuck.
>>562209550Let's see what these dicks can do
>>562209550>Six abrams>They rush echo>https://youtu.be/1wImzxQI32o
>6 Dynamos>Game is unplayable
>>562209947I HAVE YOU NOW
>>562209947>Entire enemy team is invincible with 100% entanglement uptime
billy gon ram paige’s goat, y’feel?
I imagine Yoshi sitting all alone in the Valve office making updates while everyone at Valve chills in Hawaii
>>562210346its what he deserves
>>562207913im playing deadlock in a Xeon processor with a old gtx1060 while living in a brazilian slum
>>562203726perfectly shaped, perky little boobs. im gonna fucking goon
>>562210346haven't seen a single source for this april vacation
>>562210570Post brick wall.
>>562210570Post da avó feijoada or I don't believe you
Actually this game is a joke 364 days a year and only today you see it in its true foem
6 Kelvins
Lash and his three weedsmoking girlfriends, and yes they smoke weed.
6 Silvers and constant AWOOOOO
what the fuck i have a match with 2 Graves
>>562211115To make things more balanced Yoshi decided to give every team their own Graves
>two shiv in street brawl>every teamfight is centered around these two fighting
>>562207453Seems like the behavior score system is working as intended.Filtering out retards like you.I haven't dropped below 600 of the max score since they implemented it and I flame people plenty too. But I don't throw and grief games like a baby like you obviously do
>>562210579You can literally google it and see pictures, hell, people even resell the pins they give out
>>562211509London
>>562211536Don't care poor faggot. Put a slug in your brain.
>>562210941The streets of Osaka sure are busy today
>>562211597money can't buy happiness and it shows
>>562211597I don't care either, because you are segregated in the subhuman zone where you belong. I'll never get a game with you.
>>562209039>shotadom gangbangRip queen, she's getting gaped
>>562211781not like he has money, poorfags can afford expensive setups if they make bad monetary decisions and people who waste their lives on games aren't known for making great life decisions
>>562204237Still made for fucking my ass
>>562212096Silver…
>>562211781>>562211791dont care poor fag put a round in your brain>>562212078I work from home and i get paid to do nothing
>>562210861>>562210893i dont have a brick wall, but this is the view from my window
>>562209039giwtwm
>>562212327>whatsapp imagekino
>>562212327$5000/month in california for this view
>>562212327Why not just pick up the trash? It would take like 5 minutes + add some shitty seating + plant some shit. I could make this look like paradise in a weekend.
>>562212327That looks like a wall made of bricks to me
>>562212665People with aspirations to improve their surroundings don't live in slums
>>562212665the grass is already greener on this side
>>562212665>pick up garbage >other slumGODS see garbage free area>throw garbage thereYou just don't get it.
>>562212327jesus amadoeu to usando uma 1660s que eu consegui comprar antes do papai lula botar tudo na bunda do jovem
kek we had 2x Graves on a single team.
>>562212665only cuck phenotypes like the japs pick up garbage
>>562212327anti wall climber spikes, circa 2000bc
>matchmaking unironically feels better with multiple heroeswew lad
>>562212665He does it for free!
>>562212327>no brick wall>there are 2 brick walls in the imageholy retard
>>562213139nvm I see it's an April Fool's Day thingyjust opened the thread to post it lel
>>562213282those... those are his neighbor's>holy retard
>mmr not affected todayok not playing then. dumbass devs
>>562213429So what's stopping him from just killing the neighbors and taking their brick walls?
>>562213250Everything's better when you're just fucking around having fun
>>562212327>whatsapp image>soulful backyardpeak life
>>562213471>muh e-points in an unreleased gamelook at the state of (You)
>compsissies seething>casualGAWDS thrivinglove to see it
>>562213471thats the BEST change of the day lmao im playing doorman all day
Which character would most likely be living in the slums if they were not in New York?
>>562213250>my teammates are better when they can play their best hero instead of fillingwow amazing
>>562213571he's brown, not black
Wraith is so fucking fun to play holy shit. You don't even need to spam gun items either.
>>562213778Dear god imagine the turret spam on 6 Miku teams
>>562213805ivy
>>562213807he might as well be living in mordor by how grim the image looks so no difference
>>562213929Paige at the pole palace wildin gawt damAlso wtf is this? This is the april fool's thing?
>>562213805victor
>>562212319So mad he just repeats the same empty insult over and over. You must be so easy to tilt lol
>>562213929You could have posted a black queen shaking her ass but you decided to post a muttDisgusting
>>562213929Paige preparing for her Cinnamon act.
>stop worrying about mmr and just have fun>actually play good for oncehmmm
>>562213929do women really think that shaking their asses in a dirty fucking toilet is hot
>>562212327This is the view of the latinxs that get put in my lobbies sometimes that have horrible echo mics and you can hear someone talking and playing music in the background
>>562214159didnt read put a slug in your tiny brain lol
how come I consistently rape in BROOL but I suck ass and am low mmr in the "main" game?
They should add broil items into regular matchmaking as wellMight as well go all in
>>562214107zoomerDEITY...
>>562214107Bebop's Clanker gf, Jenny
>>562214450because brool is for low IQ browns who rely on hero select and RNG to win
>>562214450Because the main game is gay and boring.
>>562214450for me it's opposite but I guess for me it's lack of context who is who and builds what
>"games today don't count btw :>">every game I play the retards are finally on the other sidePranked.
>>562214717Bebop is dating a teenager? More proof that THE LASH is better than that pedo clanker
>play in the morning>lose 2 ranks>"from now on games don't count" yeah thanks
Holy fuck, people on discord are FUMING over this updatePeople would have unironically review bombed it today if game was outSince when people became such joyless cry babies?
>>562214862XJ9 is probably older desu. Bebop looks like something that was built 5 minutes ago out of junk.
>>562214862Bebop can't be that old unless Shelly made him decades ago
>graveschizo can play graves 100% of games Good patch?
>>562213929This would be an 11/10 webm if there was audio of her farting
yoshi thinking he's slick releasing this "update" instead of giving Silver the buffs She deserves
any silver mods without the disgusting dog ears and tail?
>>562215034Deadlockers are much more autistic than the general population. Please understand.
you know what would be a funny April 1st? permanently deleting Kelvin from the game haha
>>562215265Silver deserves crippling nerfs
>>562215308Also that makes her black and a man?
>>562215413Why nerf a weak hero?
>>562213250I’d kill to finally get an unranked mode like this
>do well>win games>get put against smurf duos as a soloQ>losing streak>repeatoracle is shit I'm tired of these niggers
>>562215464To make the people I dont like in this thread seethe.
>>562215034>Holy fuck, people on discord are FUMING over this updateI just see people making 67 jokes nonstop (including Yoshi himself)
What is THE most weakest most useless character in the game? Objective answers only.
Yoshi, you fucking ruined my life. I finally had some time off after working nonstop since January 1st and this is gonna be my only day off for the rest of the year. Now I gotta play some chud mode and not enjoy my favourite Game of all time, Deadlock. I will curse your name in the coal mines
>>562213929is that brittany venti
>>562215756Bebop
>>562215756Silver
They should've also brought back all those half-assed lab heroes like trapped and wreckef
>>562214970Vyper isn't thick like this
>mmmh I play a quick round before work>enemy team>two kelvins, two billys, yamato, and a seven>we win by the skin of our teeth while they play like shitlordsI just wanted to have a fun april fools match...
I dominate lane with my superior skills and fall behind hard in souls after that
>>562215756victor
gulp
>>562215632You have to check the competitive channel, they are NOT happy
>its the miserable wagey cageys crying about a for fun mode in an unreleased gameno one pities you any time you bring up work btw
This April fools event would've been fun if they didn't ruin the game with March 6 update
>tilted because of matchmaking>go to offical discord for lfd since soloQ is impossible>see pic relatedHmm maybe I shouldn't make myself known there since I love spamming #NUKETELAVIV
>>562216187max hitler
>>562216250Are you so scared of an application that the mere mention of a job makes you seethe?
>>562216187WE HAVE YOU NOW
I hate everything about Celeste.
triggered the miserable wagey LMAOOOO fun jumpscare
is ivy's stun had to land early or am i just badpeople just casually walk out of it
>>562216736So why do you love her?
>>562216736Especially her stupid 18 inch throbbing horse cock
Played standard today after running street brawl for weeks and realised brool is better
>>562216803what?
>>562216892her 3, the gargoyle drop stun.
>>562216803land kudzu first and follow up with stun or start the stun ahead of them
just had a game where both teams refused to get rejuv for some reason
>>562216250I won't pity you when your autismbux are taken away and you have to either be a walmart greeter or be homeless
When are they adding the Acidic Jew
Man this was just too easy.
>check the shitcord>just a bunch of trannies trying to jump down anyones throat who says they dont like the april fools event>LE JOB APPLICATION LE TOUCH GRASS
>>562217090still won't as miserable as the one crying about video games while pretending to be an adult LOL
AHHHH why do I always forget to meleeI check my damage stats and it's like Melee 300
>>562217158>trophy collectorSOUL
>>562217327Can't get parried if you don't melee
>>562217285rank is meaningless and should be removed from the game, im sorry you feel bad that if you play today your imaginary points wont go up
>>562217327DO NOT MELEE THE JEW (blue nigga)
>>562217384I hate comp but I also hate faggots who dogpile anyone who doesn't share the group opinion cat nigger
>enemy team doesn't build spirit res>don't deal any damage anyway as celestewhat the fuck am I doing wrong I'm hitting all my skills and reducing their spirit res with 1 before spamming my shit too, souls are around equal too and her ult just tickles people
There's a billion other games to play if you can't handle Deadlock being funner for a few hours
>>562217285>crying for attention >tranny projection
This is just like when we enabled dupe heroes in inhouses and the resident autists would freak out and throw a fit
metro inting on 6 graves LMAO
>play a double abrams lane>suddenly go full unga bunga brain-damaged heavy melees back to back>ivy and vyper just try hard instead of engaging with the brain damage What a pair of faggots, we won anyways and it was fun but still
>562217590 (you)
>cannot rank up>suddenly don't wanna playAm I the problem in gaming?
>>562215992I am annoyed that the edit puts Kelvin outside the dome with Jerry and Kramer inside it. First panel, Jerry should have the blue frost filter and Kramer should be normal, because the camera is behind Kramer's head and he is inside the dome. Second two, Jerry's head should be normal because the camera is now behind it and he's outside the dome. And obviously Kelvin should have the filter over him in both panels.
I've seen enough Enable dupe heroes permanently
>>562217643JUST
>>562217770probably, today's a great day to test all the characters you always wanted to play
>>562211553Doesn't mean that literally everyone does it, especially since valve is a massive company.
>>562217469depends on your build but a lot of your damage is going to come from m1ing people hit by your 1
I'm retarded, can't aim, don't like to think and in general just a disgusting nigger what character should I play?
>>562217867rem
>>562217867Lash
I hate watch Metro's streamsI also hate subscribe to him and I hate donate a hundred dollars to him and I hate shill him
>>562217867Abbrams
>still begging for attention in a game xhe's not having fun inisn't it time for you go to your cage
IMHO any pick that isn't Rem, Graves, and maybe MnK is respectable.Even the OP faggots aren't as bad as those three.
>>562217867mo
>>562217867graves
>>562217960who are you talking to
(you)
>>562218102Your mom who is currently administering fellatio to my penis if you catch my drift
>>562216214its like 3-4 people bitching (who might be trolling) and the rest clowning on them
try a little harder next tome, bud
>>562217945do you let him hate fuck your bf too?>>562218116>>562218138BLACK
>>562218116(You)
Dispel magic is a meme item in the current meta>Clear debuffs>JK everyone does 500 debuffs just for hitting m1 so lol
Kneesocks Celeste skin when?
>hardstucks crying about a fun event coz they got delayed getting into seeker for a day
>>562218197wait a few more are trickling in LMAO
>>562218271How I imagine the tumblr ship nigger shitting up the thread
>>562218386its the miserable cucks crying about "class'' and ''work" LMAO
Faggots are still playing fucking mirage when their precious ranked points don't matter today
I like how nobody is actually enjoying the patch it's just some people complaining ragebaiting others into demanding they have fun
>>562218386>>562215992>tranime pfp>same one seetheKEK
Big Mina love
I like how most people are having fun and some whiny bitches are pretending it's the end of the world
>>562217867mirage
>>562218716I am. I'm enjoying it immensely.
>>562218716>xhe is being held hostage by a free game
>>562218716im having fun being retarded with doorman
Yesterday I told myself that if I get 8 wins in a row, I'll quit Deadlock. Today I did it. Played Vindicta, Holliday and Silver. This is a goodbye, at lest until the next big content update. See you, space cowboys.
>>562218951One less faggot
>>562218339counter offer: Ixian girl heroesi will also accept trappy femboys
Deadlock really fucked itself over by having every Hero use a "gun" instead of having melee be an option, now it's the janky Rock Papper Scissors parry system.
>>562219073He's not playing MO or Doorman though
actually fun april fools event unlike the turd hiroshima gave us
>>562219230ryan gosling (me) showed up and when i wrote "me" as the answer it was wrong
>>562219106There's like 7 melee abilities
double bebop is terrifying
6 Migu's vs 6 Graves is just plants vs zombies>Get's Dagoth Ur as the captcha
>>562219482>YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YA- (YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YA MATE)>CHRK - CHSHSHSHHSHS PONG>(CHRK - CHSHSHSHHSHS PONG)>***BROOOWUEUEWEEUOUOOOOOO OUOUOUOEUEOEUOU OUOUGOUGOUOEOEEUEEOUOUAWWWAWOUOUUUUUUUUuuu...***>***BRBROUOURERUEOEOROOUOIOIIIII EOUROUERUOWROUERUOUGHHHHUOUO OUREOUROUGOHUOOUIOIEOUEOooo...***>NICE ONE, MATE! (WE'RE A HELL OF A TEAM!)
>>562218339When season 3 comes out.
They should do this 1 day per week including the frozen rank thing, forced format variety keeps the game from getting too sweaty.
>>562203883NeverIt gives you a lot of leeway to go do more farm and ganks because the enemy has to push all the way from their walker against your tower, and then destroy that tower to even be on equal footing in that lane
>3 sevens and two hazes on enemy team>no one buys knock downFucking 2/8 Wraith thinks he's suddenly not gonna be ass with his next damage item. I'm 18/3, maybe buy the utility item I tell you to
>>562219230iirc there's an alt chan that uses this system as its regular captcha
>>562220065You're not gonna lose mmr, crybaby
lmao i feel kinda bad for playing 4real on the april fools event
Melee whiners have to be some of the most pathetic faggots itt.Literally nobody cares about your pure melee character idea, it's a ranged game.
>no one is having fun >REEEEE STOP HAVING FUN
>>562215756Holliday
>>562220287>All those archmother sinclairs LITERALLY don't get to use their ult.LMAOOOOOO
>>562220283Meleegods are the most persecuted gamers, m1ggers and 1234eigners will never understand our suffering
Tetris is fun but they should add a gun so I can shoot pieces
scary sight
>two teams of 6 man same heroes>except the one seven niggerwhy would you play the afk farming heroes when you can six stack the funny characters with your friends?you have friends, don't you?
>double paradox laneholy these damage amp stacks are stacking fast
>>562220462wtf who are you.. they told me this would never be a thing
>>562220685I don't have five friends that want to play Deadlock at the same time
>>562220685>he's not queuing 7 to 67maxx unc status
>triple viscous in brawlgiga aids from aidsland
>>562220682jesus christ how terrifying
>>562220685>not going for 67ngmi
>>562220682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q
>>562220685>spoilerI’m planning to duo queue Abrams as the Mauler twins when I get home
>>562220685all of my friends dropped the game
Two games in a row with three Bepops on the enemy team
This is so fun>3 afks in 1 game all on my team>ping spikes(someone is probably downloading silver or abrams porn)I'm gonna go sleep if the patch disappears I'm gonna cry, i hope everyone who takes this game seriously and bitched about mmr gets banned
>>562221115Dude I love Impregnable, it's so epic with all the epic flash animation violence!
ok this was fun for like 3 games now its just shit......when are games back to normal? don't make me update marvel rivalsalso funnily enough I think marvel rivals did the same mode last year and it was also shit
>>562221352You uhh... got somethin on ya mate
this is just icefrogs excuse to release bebop wars
can i play paradox if i can't aimcan i just unga bunga bomb build
>>562220685>friendHis first message wa "WE'RE NOT DOING 6 GRAVES""I REFUSE", also different timezones so I'm fucked a bit
>>562221352You can take a break for a day anon.You don't just play deadlock all day every day right?
>>562220682>>562221006>>562221102
>>562221352go back to shield heal pokeslop, zhang
I get massive FPS loss spikes on these most recent patchesLike 240 suddenly down to pause practically for 1s
can I leave games now or am I still supposed to suffer?
>>562221487geist is better for that since she has bigger bombs and faster cooldown on it
where's the dreaded dlg silver 6-stack?
>>562221503i usually only play one game a day and swap games every few months
seggs
>Laned against Dynamo and Geist spamming bombs constantly>Played against Dynamo, two Lashs and a Seven all trying to press 4 at the same timeFuckers didn't even lose rating for making me play against that shit and win
Even when you're doing well Archmother sounds pissed off with you
>>562221540puerto rican air force
can you believe the last urn that appeared was a neutral urn?
>>562221913with
>>562221924reminds me of me mum
>>562221982Mina
splatoon mode when
>enemy team has 6 slorks
What's a good gun Rem build to use?
>>562221352you aren't allowed to not have fun what the fuck do you think you're doing?
ok this game is miserable now but it made me look up TFT and the new patch just came out on pbecya faggots
>riotranny back to zoomie mahjong
well that was a waste of time
>holliday lassos someone>starts jumping around all over the fucking place like a coked out monkey
>>562222218goodbye FAGGOT!!!!
>>562221924>You're my employee of the month Michael >:(
Screenshot a friend sent me
>Go on a massive win streak>none of this counts because it's april foolsvery cool yoshi
so no mmr today?
>>562223176>NOOO HOW AM I GONNA PUSSY OR A JOB WITHOUT MY MEANINGLESS RANK POINTS
>>562222218what is the appeal of auto chess
>>562223158just buy uhhhhhhhhh
>>562223176>>562223268oh no... your promotion to seeker is delayed by a day in an unreleased game
>>562223176uhm sweaty are you really expressing displeasure on the hecking day of whimsy?
>>562223176>Win streak on meme fuck around dayDo it again tomorrow, tough guy.
>>562223380I am in Pisslow+++ albeit
>muh fuggin rankDo you have any fun playing the game?
>>562223176>his dopamine receptors are so fried he can't even have fun on april's fools without thinking about the imaginary number going up
lmao just 2 graves is fuckin cancercan't imagine 6not enough frens :/
>>562223158>there's still a haze
>2x Infernus + 2x Silver>Infernus runs in with ult>AWOOOOOOO>First Silver backs out>AWOOOOOOO>Second Infernus runs in with ultHOLY CANCER
>>562223176>fuck around day>screeches about his MMR zero people give a fuck about
join us in the muck and be free
IM BROOOOOOOOOOOLING
>>562223176why do you guys care so much about getting rank??? i wish i was low rank fuck anything above emissary
>>562224026I like seeing the shiny badge get shinier
>>562223875seekerGOD...
>>562223176seekerbros...
>Chinese name Haze is already 10/0 in 15 minutes
this april fools mode sucks
>>562224351secret chinese haze build...
>>562224352fun with friends. sorry you have none
>>562224351it is always chink names. I hate it so much
>weapon shielding is so shit that it's below even underwhelming feeling T4s like APR, shadow weave and magic carpet despite the fact it's a cheap T2at what point do they just delete this item? it has literally never been good
All this bitching about rank reminds me of back when I was in the murks of initiate and out team was losing and our 0/4 Seven was bitching about how our team sucks and it's our fault he can't rank up and somebody said "this game has ranks?"
>bebop ults>dash jump behind him>you are now invincible to his ult because of the turn speed limitationi cant think of a more sad and weak ult than this
>>562203893Based>>562204237Also based
>decide to try out some characters I have never played before (most of the roster)>absolutely dogshit at playing themthanks for reminding me why I only play like 3 heroes max
>>562224738I'm dogshit at playing everybody
i love rebuttal vs abrams
>caring about rank>in a game that's in closed alphalol
>>562224526It sucks because in the early game gun damage isnt a problem yet, and very few heroes have laning abilities that deal gun damage. By the time gun dam is a problem you could afford bullet res or metal skin or disarming hex.Even if I'm against 2 gun heroes early, they usually have spirit bukes or disables to proc spirit shielding or reactive armor.I'd almost consider taking return fire over bullet shielding
>>562224672Whiffing Paradoxical Swap.
So how long is this meme going to last?
Silver bros are you ready for her to be first picked again?
>>562224976when it's april 2nd seattle time
So since rank isn't counted today, it's safe to just abandon matches right?
>Ivy letting me nut inside her gargoyle pussy because it's "not like I can get her pregnant"!>Ivy sitting on the toilet staring at a positive pregnancy test in disbelief!>Ivy muttering "Madre mía…" as our half-gargoyle half-human daughter grows in her stone womb!
>Nightshift is live Uh ohPrepare for 12 sevens!
i hope im the sole haze in a lobby full of rems today
is fortitude a good item?
The match went as about you would expect
>>562225358do they all share the same wife
>>562224869>wep graves instead of full summon spamyou have no sovlI see so many of you niggers with that build. Literal cattle and nothing more. Jews are right about white people
>>562225358We need a 6 v 6 Mo and Krill game
>>562225246Don't you mean six->Disturbing and extremely realistic headshot from a high powered rifle splattering my brains, cranial fluid, and bits of skull matter all over my monitor and keyboard as my corpse slumps over.
Lets see what this rem can do.
>>562225430>one shots your skulls>jumps over your snare>slowly walks away from your zombiesthere are no good graves builds retard just have fun
>>562225430Her summon build sucks shit Blame Yoshi for not understanding a necromancer
>>562225456They do lots of things!
>>562225537if your build does not have echo shard on skulls, you are brown
fuck me I just queued into the same stack
6v6 inhouse when
>>562221859The perfect vidya rotation1 long single player game1 single player or coop game enjoyed in short bursts1 competitive multiplayer game
Finally a patch that kills this shitass game for good
>>562225603Need a big cute sleepy guy bf
>>562225603this image is so fucking funny man
he's back
>>562218716There are people laughing about it on my team like very game. It's pretty fun, but I felt incredibly bad for the enemy team in this game. Anytime a team has a Graves stack it's pretty cancer.
/dlg/ should make a six stack and all queue as seven
>>562225214
>>562225430it sucks, you feel super strong on the gun build, besides, succing them is fun
>>562225927Everyone should queue as Silver the strongest hero in the game and collect free wins
>>562225839Let me guess: He's a slav?
>>562225839I don't know who this is but he looks like he should be in school.
>>562226023yeah but you just press m1, how is that funfull summons is giga sweet, when skulls chase a nigga just to nuke him for 1/4 hp
>>562225960Then I will be forced to marry her by the Arroyos and she'll take my last name with her big swollen belly on the altar!She'll look adorable in Maria's wedding dress!
Who is the cuckqueen hero?
>>562226271Ivy would only fuck you if you look like victor, anon. And have a 17 inch penis.
>>562212327al menos tenes un patio negroyo vivo en un departamento lleno de cucas donde se escucha absolutamente todo lo que los vecinos hacen
>>562226405Graves, she likes to watch as her zombies bang her boyfriend.
dicta REAL
>que because of this shit>don't get any dupes whatsoever>get a dogshit lane against dogshit people>team gives up>nothing to do but post on 4chan while game goes through
>>562226405silver is she's really dating celesteshe's a prostitute after all
>>562226493This Celeste has increased gravity.
>>562203726>antifun unemployed MOBiggers are required to play for fun for one (1) day>whine about itCouldn't make this shit up lmao
>>562226405Vindicta, she likes to watch me fuck Celeste floating in the ceiling corner.
>>562226405>>562226502>Who is the cuckqueen hero?It's Graves
THE WOLFPACK WE ARE HERE TO INT
how do I get a necromancer gf irl...?
>>562226524Post her feet
>>562226445The women (and men) also lust after Sheev. So you can do it if you look like a monke.
>>562226865puked in my mouth a lil
so this is the power of maurice and krillium
>They made shitty MS paint portraits for Nightshift draft>Didn't do gloat/critical portraitsFUCKING COWARDS
Perfect opportunity to test every character in the roster. Thank you Yoshi-sama.
I feel bad for playing Warden because I'm genuinely way too good on him
who's ready for unranked mode after April fools
AWoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>562227029WE HAVE DCD NOW!
another dnsanother first pick silverhow many more till /dlg/ stops blaming the character instead of themselves?
Russians are so scared of playing for fun, they're back to their containment games. Please, let this shit stay forever
>>562227173100 bucks that Lowkey W lose (Lystic will tilt and throw)
https://www.twitch.tv/deadlocknightshifthttps://youtu.be/iJrd3XxkU08
>>562227240Russians will be back when Deadlock adds Steam marketplace support so they can use this game as their job
>>562227097graves if she hot
>Infernus pickthat almost happens does it?
>>562225358I had one against three Doormen, which was actually easy because having more than one Doorman breaks their doors.
>>562227343Its not very common at all but tis possible the pros woke up and realized hes broken.
>>562227173>first pick silver>draft is dogshit and game is decided alreadywaow
>>562227097graves when it's time to get passing grades after skipping every class she could (she already gets pocket money from her classmates after school she doesn't need the teachers for that)
Whoever did the Lash one needs to actually fucking hang themselves.
I don't get how anyone could be below Phantom when I'm Phantom and I'm an actual retard. You guys must be supertards down there
surely we have plenty of replay codes and webms of silver carrying DLNS right
>>562227451imagine if they are using the model mod for him aswell.as if the retarded abrams skin wasnt enough
>graves never picked in nightshift>graves gigabuffed and instapicked for multiple matches straight>graves giganerfed to a shittier state than she was before the buffs>still pickedwhat's the strat here did they learn about split shot?
>>562227480I installed mods and only play with one hand.
Let's see what this dick can do.
>any other game>pros get obsessed with some shit tier hero/character/playstyle and use it every time>never perform well>community mocks them for it and hope the devs won't nerf it just because pros are retards>no one disagrees>deadlock>pros get obsessed with some shit tier hero and pick it every time>never perform well>community mocks them for it and hope the devs won't nerf it just because pros are retards>except there's also a bunch of parasocial retards that think the pros word is law and the hero MUST be super good despite all the evidence to the contraryWhy?
>>562226493Redditors freak the fuck out over boobs. How predictable.
>>562227343he hasn't been picked in weeksmaybe they figured something out to have first picked himor maybe Abrahams are fucking around, I think they did the same picking pre-buff Graves
>>562227580>>graves giganerfed to a shittier state than she was before the buffsLolLmao>>562227574Please god no.
At which rank(s) people already know how to play the game and coordinate but didn't yet turn into joyless sweaty try hards with severe mental illness?
>>562227580The ultrabuff made the pros more comfortable with her and then they realized she's busted anyway.
>>562227580>giganerfedno one cares about jarhead nerfs for spirit graves. her gun build is virtually untouched which is what they use.
>>562227660TRUST BRO IF THE MOONS ALIGN SHES SUPER OP TRUST
>>562227660I don't mind if they keep picking her. It gets her new screencaps or webm's every single night.
>>562227480>>562227603Same, I only play Mina and it's so hard to play her with upskirt mods installed and not start violently gooning and throwing the game, no wonder I have a 30% winrate on her
Haze is Missing
>>562227691emissary/archon
>>562227660i wish someone was obsessed with victor
>>562227665>Where are da dadoos this is unrecognizeable!!11And then another highschool drama image of Doorman being a doofus is upvoted
>>562227173You do realize that they pick her exclusively for bola bottling and nothing more, right?
>>562227861He was never picked even before the recent nerfs/gutting its over victor bro.
Graves feels like she masturbates to the thought of being pounded by old men like Abrams
>>562227827>Mina lost pantiesI had to uninstall it. Too distracting.
>no april fools rules on night shit soulless
>>562227665My 300 pound wife will get mad at me and not have sex with me for a month if I look at beautiful women online, please understand.
>>562227981Silver is picked, that's kind of funny
>That early boot jumpKek looks like my silver gameplay
>>562227923i will NEVER lose hopethey did a little tease for dragon's dogma 2 victor will come back
>>562227981Agreed.
Page uses her book magic to conjure up dragon cocks to suck
>>562227981To celebrate April fools, all players agreed to not abuse performance enhancing substances for today
I play Celeste not because she's strong but because she's the best urn runner and I like running the urn
>>562227752>zombie hp nerfed>one zombie only on wall>less deadheads>gun lost second tether at t3
>>562227981This. Not watching it, it's just typical "let's pretend Silver is OP" injokes
Is Graves worse than she was back when we was considered the worst hero?
>>562228159You should tell these trash nightshift players she's not viable.
>>562227634I'LL CUM
>>562227912>Picking an entire character instead of buying slowing hexDoes nightshift really?
did abrahams drop hoot for mikaels?
So the brool thing where you see multiple of a single hero is the april fool's thing, right?
>>562227665It's not safe horny like their hairy muscle dyke yuri with Silver
>>562228273fr fr
>>562228453>brool thing
>>562228532Careful anon, you'll offend the Silverfags
kelvin literally facetanking the guardian lole
>>562228594>Brooltard self reports
>>562228617The guardian is a tickle monster.
>>562228250not even close, she's still one of the stronger heroes and takes zero effort to get huge value from
>>562228217yepo samenot watching this tryhard same ol trash on april fools
>>562228595I despise Silver x Celeste more than either of you.
>>562228617Kelvin is 2nd strongest hero, anyone who disagrees is shit elo
Silversissies been real quite this match
>>562227097slop?
why did infernus just walk into silver
I've seen enough, nerf Silver
Why did no one fucking tell me that to properly airstrafe with actual velocity, when moving left/righ and vice versa, is to fucking press the direction first, A or D, and then around .5 seconds after that, that's when you only turn your mouse to the specific direction you're pressing? I kept pressing and moving the mouse at the direction I wanted to go at the same time.
>>562228736Explain what's wrong with SilverxCeleste without sounding like a /pol/tranny
Who's a good girl? WHO'S A GOOD GIRL?! You are! That's my wifey!
>Silver dominating>1k ahead only
>>562228649he actually doesn't know LOOOOOL
Graves will always be either bullshit or worthless unless her kit fundamentally changes.
>>562228891Artist name is t-lex, it doesn't seem like slop
Which straight female hero do you think is the most sexually active?Which straight male hero do you think is the most sexually active?
>>562229016These look like autogynephilic males
>>562229076vyper is a literal prostitute that works at a strip club and is the only char besides billy to have had sex canonicallymale idk, prob shiv or if rape counts drifter
>>562229076Paige would be an insatiable whore. Ive known women like her.
>>562227665Is that a boob?!? HELP ME LESBIANS I'M GOING INSANE!!!
>>562229273God dude why are people such pussies
>>562229273this shit is so retarded draw women sexy and men naked who gives a fuck
>>562229016It's literally nothing burger. There's zero chemistry.Silver is almost entirely apathetic to her.Celeste is as friendly to her as she is with every other person in the cast.There's zero real chemistry. All it has is that bar hangout offer. That's literally it. It's a bad ship and not only that but it's your standard basic bitch butch x girly lesbo ship. There's no real sauce.
>>562228736Based
>>562229273What's wrong with sexualizing women? I thought women were sexually liberated, why are these people so backwards?
>>562229207>vyper is a literal prostitutewho would even want to fuck that?
>>562229483billy did
>>562229416It's one of the most forced meme ships I've ever seen and all of the art of it is fucking terrible too
>>562229273
>>562229273LMAO that's the most peak Redditor post I've ever seen holy shit>>562229454It's not ok if men do it, it's ok if lesbians do it though
>silver diedAlright it's over, watch as she falls off completely now. She'll end the game with 4 6 12 or something
I think its GG, abrahams just scale better and Lowkey hasn't really gained much of a advantage even with the intial silver feeding.Its a good example of why she falls off so hard lmao.
>>562223176I'm dodging this shit just to avoid multiple graves but let people have their fun ffs
>>562226493One thing i love about deadlock is that it does not sexualize women characters. This is opposite. Horrible. You take awesome part of art style and make it like everything else. Its not only horrible insulting but also damaging. Congratulations. You took bit of good of gaming world and made it worse...
We're the Ixia brothas and fencing's our gameWe're not like the others who get all the fame
>>562229416> There's zero chemistry.Celeste is literally hitting on her, she's down bad for a werewussy>Silver is almost entirely apathetic to her."I wouldn't say no", "princess taking a smoke break" >Celeste is as friendly to her as she is with every other person in the cast.You mean every WOMAN in the cast. You need to get checked for legit autism and/or sociopathy because you can't read emotions man
you literally cant die once on silver or she suddenly has a lower soul count than the supports. holy shit this character is terrible, its the same shit every week
>>562229708This. So much this.
>>562229016did they?
>>562229568>It's not ok if men do it, it's ok if lesbians do it thoughIt's not any more acceptable to tumblr when biological lesbians like chubby women or boobs
>>562229016>>562229416>>562229557Literally the only reason they're shipped together is because they came out during the same patch, it's like Paige and Mina getting shipped together despite them not even having voice lines together or anything in common at allGraves doesn't get shipped with Celeste or Silver because shipfags are also the type to actually care about shit like canon ages and schoolgirl = she was literally born yesterday you sick fuck>>562229708New copypasta just dropped
>>562229786you have shipfag brainrot
>>562229786if you think girls calling each other princess and other shit = they are a couple you need to interact with more women
When are they nerfing Silver?
Bros I just got done trollposting on leddit as if sexy women are damaging deadlock and gaming in general KEK GOTTEM
>>562229454Sex is a commodity that women sell because they have no other inherit value. Sex being given away for free is an attack on women.
>>562229416Even Holliday with Silver is a better pairing.
>>562229953Never, they are going to buff her next as she's very weak currently.
I'm too tired, and gotta hit the bed. Enjoy the 'mode' while it lasts lads>t.graves schizogn
>>562229793Even with rem and kelvin she still isn't doing much.
>>562229746lmao
>>562229990Females also see every other foid as a direct competition even imaginary ones and so they make up bs to contain any rivals.
>>562229871No anon, they're shipped because of their dialogues, sorry to break it for you. Valve literally pushed it.
wait mikaels is back?
The real question, are lashniggers gonna keep downplaying him?
>>562230064>Grigger is unable to deal with the whimsical mode for 1 dayPottery
>>562230018alright well that's a peak pairing so its not saying much
>>562230164Their dialogues imply nothing, Silver's dialogues with Venator are more loaded.
>>562229616>>562229625>>562229793>41 percenters' meltdown before mid boss fight
they need to lobotomize haze i never want to see this uncounterable piece of shit in my game ever again
All my games have been so silly, I'm having fun.
The reality is that 12 people is just too many people.It's going to be really hard to find 12 players of the same skill level in under 5 minutes with the current player count.
>>562230263nah, I'm just physically tired since it's getting late and I had no nap after workFucking up my sleeping schedule yesterday did not help either
>>562230097This is the root cause, it's the same reason the whole "25 year old child" and "if she's younger than 1 year of you you're a pedo" shit is going around, jealosy and sabotage>>562230164>Asking someone to drink with you means you want to fuck
>>562230285Not gonna lie this was a lash carry, he bought so much time with that urn fight.
>>562230018>evenMotherfucker, it's the best pairing in the game rn. Celeste fags can't even touch it>>562230281>Their dialogues imply nothing, Silver's dialogues with Venator are more loaded.Nigga you're just as delusional as a celestefag
>>562230285Trannies are the ones pretending Silver is OP though.
>m1 graves roflstomps nightshiftI thought she was gutted
unironically another gamemode where Graves existing just makes the game worse. This shit would be so much more fun if it wasn't obvious Graves spam is basically unbeatable by anything else, god I wish Graves didn't exist in this game.
>>562230281Anon laudable goal trying to speak sense into this retard but just know it's a dead end using logic with the mentally ill.
>>562229786>Celeste is literally hitting on her, she's down bad for a werewussylmao>"I wouldn't say no" "princess taking a smoke break"So an alcoholic not minding company and not saying no to not drinking alone and a accurate description of Celeste. Wow she's clearly in love.>Celeste is as friendly to her as she is with every other person in the cast.She knows Abrams, Infernus and is friendly with them too. She doesn't want to talk to Calico at all. She doesn't get along with Geist. She hopes other guys takes notes from Dynamos chivalry and says what he's doing is romantic.You're a cherry picking faggot desperate to try and justify your retarded nothing burger ship.
>>562230441that's what happens when you give compensation buffs to a 60% wr char
graves billy silver rapekino
Silver's so STRONG!
>character designed for your girlfriend to hold left click on bots is carrying pro gamesgraves downplayers?
>>562230281both dialogues have the same outcome but celeste doesn't want to murder silver
>>562229616 #>>562229625 #>>562229793 #>t-two more deaths and silver will be useless!seeing silverdownplayers panic coping is the most entertaining part of dnsLKW was the underdog aswell btw
Abrahams lost once, and have been eternally mindbroken into shitters. How does that happen?
>>562229016it's yurishit instead of straightshit
I will admit that Silver IS op if you get the two best supports spamming heals and a lash gank feeding you early game kills.
cancel that flight yoshi, we need emergency nerfs for silver and graves
>>562230441>>562230531>Number of targets when 3 is maxxed out 2 -> 1Wow this really solved every problem with Graves. Yoshi is a genius.
How does she do it?
>>562230796Even with all that she was just killstealing most fights.
>abrams skin mod>in a semipro moneymatchermmm? is valve going to do something about this blatant cheating? this is sending a really bad message.....
>>562230806They've been on Hawaii for weeks now all patches have been pre-scheduled
Old lash design still mogs nu lash
>>562230736Neither does Venator
>>562230754They nooticed that I was noticing. I said the nightshift is boring as hell if the same team wins every time. Its like fake wrestling. Its all scripted.
>autists who can't even tell basic human emotions talk about chemistry between charactersnever gets old
>>562230745Post the Night Shift match id where Silver was an MVP after the March 6 update
Mikaels can't play without his aimbot huh?
LMAO SILVERTRANNIES COULD NEVER
>>562231025these chars are written by autists
I just got here in time for the highlights section, wtf was going on with that infernus>silver is already transformed>he continues to go forward into her and +1>dies without even getting either of them below half??????I thought this game had eternoids in it not archons
even the casters are bad at hiding how much they hate how easy graves is lmao
Silver is so strong that she can get carried by 5 better heroes, she must be nerfed
>>562231104Abrahams are washed up bums.
>>562230313i agree if victor can't be good neither can haze
billy keeps carrying these NS games and no one says anything
So what will the Lich hand do with Graves once she summons him after the ritual, just turn her into a cumdumpster?
mina love
>>562231189Gotta upplay silver, too busy.
>>562230330This. The main mode should be a battle royale with teams of three.
>>562230964
Silvertrannies eating good tonight.
>>562231064>>562231085oh no no no no
>Silver is really powerful if she gets ahead on soulswowreally staggering commentary over here
>>562230725>graves downplayers?There aren't any right now, Silver's taking all the heat from threadschizos so Graves doesn't have toMake sure you say thank you to her
>>562230441>throw jar at someone and laser them>option 1: focus skulls while the Graves sucks you off>option 2: focus Graves while the skulls pound your bussyyou're gonna take a billion damage no matter what you do
>NOOOO YOU DIDN'T SPEND 5000 HOURS IN AIM TRAINER AND SPASTICALLY PRACTICING JUMPING OFF WALLSDon't care. I'm dropping all my abilities, refreshing, and doing it again. Dance for my amusement.
>Lash slowly turning to apollo and just tanking his auto attacks.LMAOOOOOAnyways, wife won YAY!>>562230423>Best pairing in the gameYou guys edge out celeste fags barely but you're delusional if you think they beat out even Ivy/Lash or Mina/Victor. None of Silver's ships are good. Holiday has more chemistry with infernus and still clearly is not over the OSIC captain.
>>562218386its been really sad to see the community turn into the no fun allowed crying 24/7 mmr-fiends that they are. i know it's dota 3 but holy fuck people are genuinely miserable, WHERE IS MY RANKED QUEUE (game is an unfinished unpolished missing half of its content work in progress project btw)
>>562231274>shipping autist doesn't understand friendly banter
>>562231194Make her a lich too.Not everyone has to be evil rapists for no reason.
>>562231349"focus skulls"anon, how long is it taking you to clear the skulls......
They should add an evil rapist hero
>>562231349And if you try to back up you step on the crack that breaks your mothers back because there's next to no telegraph that she even placed it down.
>>562231310>>562229616>>562229625>>562229793HAHAH silvertrannies with new cope. she's suddenly ahead after the game
>>562231486your drifter?
>Abrahams so washed they got aimbotter mikales on the team>Mikaels doesn't use aimbot
>>562231486We already have rem
>>562231194The lich is a gril tooAnd it's up in the air, I don't think we even actually know what Graves' wish is for yet do we
>>562231486Apollo is 18, and Graves is 17.
>>562231512You tell them sister, Silver is OP! Trans rights!
is this the power of waifufaggotry
>>562231447Necromancers are famously good wholesome chungus casters
>>562231429>it's friendly when it's my self insertthe tranny cope is insane lmao
>>562231548no, he got what he deserved
>>562231474nigga please. You can't just light melee and delete them because they like to stagger themselves out. In the best case scenario you have to spend half your magazine or 3 seconds flailing around with melee.
>>562231591you will never be AWOOOOOOOOOman
>abrahams went from winning for months into a row to not even making finals anymoreabsolutely buck broken by leviathan
am I crazy for liking Sharpshooter on Warden over Point Blank most times?I'm very partial to the positioning game
>>562231636Are you retarded or did you not see the post I replied to?
HONEY THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK OUT WELL FOR YOU
>>562231624Affable until shown otherwise
BUSINESS DAY PAL
>>5622310858 kills she needs to GO
T646R
>>562229746Why can you hold Itanilosan that long anyways?
>hoodwink but she's a sadistic serial rapist insteadThoughts?
Honestly Graves being raped would just be character development
>>562231808>insteadhuh?
They should add a hero who hates trannies.He increases the death timer of all troon coded characters by 20 seconds.He should also have a point and click ultimate that's a 95% slow that lasts 10 seconds so that trannies can't run away from the culling.
silver will always trend torwards 40% wr until they make a silver bullets item mandatory. We also need an onion bullets item for mina and drifter.
The true best pairing in the game is Graves x The Teacher. Like half of her voicelines is her simping super hard for this random lich bitch. She must be super hot or something.
>>562231565Yikes, Apollo is a pedo...
kekd
>>562231808Okay but she has to rape human men exclusively
>>562231958Necrophos my beloved...
>>562231962Pretty sure the lich is just using a voice changer and is an ancient serial rapist, as an empath I can pick up on these subtleties
look when I get carried in my games its not because of forced fifty or my team trying extra hard on heroes they are good on its actually because im good and i deserve that win ok just like when silver wins its because the hero is actually op theres literally no counter to it every time i see her she kills me in melee i attack her and she doesnt die wtf imba
OH GOD NOT AGAIN
>>562232079niggas be like GET A JOB YOU SUBHUMAN FREAK then be the subhuman freaks that can't handle playing the game/having fun for a single day
>>562231958necro scythe with increased spawn penalty using a unique base trans value multiplied scaling inversely by the victim's spirit investment
>>562231958>codedstop using tranny language
>>562232079Do some people not play anything but Deadlock?They can't play something else for one day?
>>562231962are you retarded or is your brain such a smoking ruin that it can't comprehend a platonic relationship anymore?
>>562232079>yet another miserable wageyask and answered here >>562218543 >>562218386 >>562218197>>562215992
If you have multiple Infernus on the same team, do they build up the same Afterburn or do they each have their own? Both options sound scary.
>>562230736>>562231274The thing Venator has over Celeste is that Silver is apathetic to her until the topic of alcohol comes up while Silver literally calls Venator "my kind of asshole" in a friendly tone.Silver and Venator both seem to get along more.Both ships still suck though.
>>562232283uuhh but he says he will kill her?? he obviously hates her...
>>562231962you mean mina and geist scissoring aggressively
>>562232079same energy as the retards on this website who say the site is unusable and that they'll leave for 24 hours whenever we have an april fool's thing.
>>562232079>username100% bait
Balance graves by having her skulls be able to be destroyed by abilites
>>562232492The lack of Mina x Geist is actually pissing me off
Plapping Graves in a back alley during the ritual
>>562232618The hand is NOT gonna be happy with this
>>562232601>Mina and Paige aggressively shipped together because they were in the same patch despite having no voice lines together>Mina constantly fangirls over Geist, nobody gives a fuck
>>562232618Autoaim into her womb
>>562232681I'll use her to jerk myself off onto Graves open mouthed face.
>>562231937Hoodwink currently is clearly NOT a serial rapist.
>>562232492>>562232601It is weird there's a lack of any Mina x Geist art in any form whether it be romantic or platonic. I actually don't know why when Mina to Geist is probably the friendliest any hero is in the game to another.
now i can have 4 throwing retards on my team
Finally. Christ, I was throwin' my back out, carryin' these games.I'ma go get a goddamn drink.
>Silver bannedBoring.
>>562232830So it's not any different from normal?
I feel like four victors in street brawl is just actually unbeatable
>>562232205>common literary term>HECKIN' TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSmindbroken
>MIRAGE IS INMIRAGE IS IN>MIRAGE IS INMIRAGE IS IN
>>562232283with this logic he wants to fuck the absolute shit out of drifter then lmaonot a shipfag but venator isn't the kind of man to forsake his own vows and morals
>silver banned>closes stream
>>562232789She ties down human men and rapes them
Remember, if you use c*unter items, you are a bitch, your victory doesn't count, and you are going to HELL for your SINS
>>562232979
>wasting a ban on silverWhy? The hero is like B tier at best.
>silvertrannies leaving to give each other handjobs
>>562232749Once more vindicated over modern Shippers having zero taste and just shipping based on whatever triggers their queer boner.Genuinely faggots and troons have literally infested and ruined all of my old online hobbies.
>>562233171No bro you don't get it she's busted
Hi I'm new and I suck at this game. Can I get some general tips? I'm playing Paradox if that matters.
>>562233171She mind controls people into thinking she's S-tier, sorry.
>>562233214>I am mad people enjoy things I do not.
>>562233194Are you saying you wouldn't fist Silver
>>562233315wtf how is she so powerful...
>>562233171She's S tier, sorry that you just suck as her
>>562233054Don't say cunt that's rude
>>562232749>>562233214Because the main demographic of shippers are aging women self inserting as 16 year old high school girls to relive their fleeting youth or faggatroon lesbians. It was never about a compelling match-up.
Does anyone have this pic but its infernus?
kino
>>562233457You can say that about any hero, what a worthless statement.
>>562233035You can't rape the willing, anon...
>>562229016Nobody cares about if it's "canon" they just want to get their rocks off hence >>562232749I'm just tired of the porn brained faggots infesting this game's community
>>562233542he looks like a yaoi man
>>562232601there's a serious lack of geist sex art and it's probably because she's old and evil and people are gay
6 celestes ulting at the same time
>>562233596>I'm just tired of the porn brained faggots infesting this game's communityThat's the consequences of having 2010 Tumblr girls doing character design at Valve
>>562230431All pros are trannies? Bold statement, Rabbi Silverberg.
>>562233317I respect the bait attempt.>>562233475Pre-covid it had plenty of nerdy romantic dudes.Post covid it got hit with the faggot infestation like everything else online did.
>>562233589
>>562233306Don't chase if you're not sure of a killKill lane creeps if there's a blob of them coming toward a building, they kill buildings faster than you doKill lane creeps in general, lots of moneyIf your team calls something, join them, it's almost always better to go full retard with your team than go half retard alone (unless you're a farming carry and it's early, keep farming in that case)On Paradox specifically? Buy Echo Shard and put it on her bomb, buy a Vortex Web to keep people in it, you will enjoy the results
>the hoodwinkfags have migrated overWhy don't you fucks go back to dota 2?
>>562233035>>562233589>>562233760Kill yourself, tourist furfag.
>>562233691>6 celestes ulting at the same timeThe one time I've ever had a crash in Deadlock was Celeste release day, me and my friends went into sandbox, spawned a bunch of NPCs, and ulted on them at the same time and it made all of us crash
>>562232931>>562233012yep i sleepnext game now please
>>562233834I'd rather them stay.
>>562233834Why would anyone play Dota 2 over Dota 3?
black women <<<< BLACK women.
>the hoodwinkGODS have migrated overPlease stay, though you were probably here from the start
I think this game needs some doe pussy
>>562233986this game really is timesplitters 4
>>562234047>>562234047
>>562233992True!
>>562233834>>562233898
>>562233986my hope is that hopoo adds another artificer tier sex goddess to deadlock
>2 graves on our team>literally 0 pressure on the enemyactually amazing when you think about it
>>562233672I think it's because she's harder to draw. She has quite complicated hair and very strong features.
>Rem helpering and then tagging along the almost dead minion Geist was shooting atHoly fuck that would tilt me for the rest of the game.
i would love to enjoy the silly goofy for fun mode by queuing with my buddies but unfortunately the 0 kill double digit death dipshits still find their way into my team and have to ruin it
>triple goo boi gameMcfucking killme
It does suck the april fools isn't easy to use for people not in stacks cause no draft.
Waves in this game are so annoying.
