Previous Thread: >>562337217>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>4/1 After Maint – 4/15 10:59Akane (School)Seia (Limited)Asuna (School – Limited)Karin (School – Welfare)Toki (Bunny)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/645>Events:Code: BOX - The Shadow Approaching Millennium – 4/1 After Maint – 4/15 10:59Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 4/15 11:00 – 4/21 10:59>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 4/1 After Maint – 4/8 3:59Grand Assault: Perorodzilla (Field – Torment w/Heavy & Special Armor) – 4/8 11:00 – 4/15 3:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 3/19 11:00 – 4/21 3:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 4/1 4:00 – 4/8 3:592x Hard – 4/8/ 4:00 – 4/15 3:592x Commissions/Bounty – 4/15 4:00 – 4/21 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>3/31 2:00 – 4/7 1:59SubaruUi (Swimsuit – Limited)Hinata (Swimsuit – Limited)ReisaMine>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3403455>Events:My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Grand Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Torment w/Special & Light Armor) – 3/31 2:00 – 4/6 18:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 3/11 2:00 – 4/6 18:592x Normal – 3/30 19:00 – 4/3 18:592x Hard – 4/3 19:00 – 4/6 18:592x Bounty – 4/6 19:00 – 4/13 18:592x Account EXP – 4/10 19:00 – 4/12 18:592x Normal/Hard – 4/13 19:00 – 4/20 18:592x Account EXP – 4/17 19:00 – 4/19 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 4/20 19:00 – 4/27 18:592x Bounty – 4/27 19:00 – 5/4 18:59
redeem
Obamamium
Wakasmell
cutie
>>562374951This one
wifethread
My precious desert rose.
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>562375105Hina sleep flyingina!
Wife (Real (Erotic Tanuki))
meg general
>>562374951
moe general
>>562375393made for sensei dick
Sup
Repostan on this breadAny god knows the counter in pvp for:DefenseTsubaki BNeru Hanako Eimi + Saki HibikiAs an aside, tired of the pvp discord fags cabal in my bracket constantly refreshing tickets multiple times daily.Hate chinks and browns so much
Comfy JFD
>>562375249Uheeenyan
>>562375393I really like Moe.I hope her next alt is nice.
>Good Friday>no Sisterhood thread
Hikari
Why did the other guy use Seia for op?
>>562375579But It's Wakamo's birthday
>>562375698
>>562375791Wakamo or Christ. Pick one.
>>562375579It's a pagan general bro
>>562375867This is a vishnu general
>>562376000Well to be fair, we fling shit at each other quite often
>we
Maybe next baker can use this imeji as a compromise
>>562375836this a zeon neighborhood sonny
Tsurugi should have been a Sisterhood character. Everyone loves an unhinged nun.
well that sure was annoying without IMari/Fuyu
>>562376314>UNeru AND THasuniMight as well drop Hasoom and replace her with DAru or SKanna
>>562375791>dude we need dozens of birthday threads because we just doI'm not opposed to birthday threads but this autism needs to be checked.
>>562376430they wouldn't survive
what's so good about this friday compared to the rest of them?
>I'm not opposed to birthday threads>butI'm noticing
>>562375579disgraceful behavior so one or two anons can simp for a forgotten character
Ariusgod I kneel
>>562376828Yeah, it's better to make a thread for one or two larping SEAniggers
>>562376826>if you don't share my opinion I'm gonna noooticeI'm noticing you're a faggot.
Why are you guys like this? Be respectful please.
>562376619I'm not going to post in your thread, monkey.
What the fuck is so important about this Friday and why should I care?
how come other senseis have so much eligmas and mats to enhance non-meta students >>562376893 while i'm struggling to make my bluefes students stronger?
>>562377021meant for >>562376619
>>562376293Just make it an event. Wappi needs an escort in some sealed-off part of the catacombs but conflicting records say only club leaders and sisterhood members are allowed to enter so she borrows Roogi and dresses her up as a nun as a workaround.That way we have an excuse for both Tsurugi (Sisterhood) and Sakurako (Leotard) as banners.
>>562377108they've been playing for 5 years
Megulingus
>>562377037Friday is good obviously
Akane Love!Time to sleep, but before that, Happy Birthday Wakamo Kosaka!Today is also my birthday
>>562377037Salvation of your soul by the passion of the Lord Jesus Christ upon the Cross
I'm sorry /bag/ but I won't worship a kike on a stick.
>>562377037Christ died for our sins, my friend. Thanks to Him, it's possible for man to find his way to Heaven again.t. Catholic
>>562377370>>562377448
are you guys gonna go easter egg hunting this weekend
The word kike originates from yiddish word kikel meaning circleThis slur originates from ellis island where most immigrants would just sign a cross (X) as a signature.jewish immigrants are so allergic to cross they pick circles as their signaturesSo if you don't worship Christ you're the kike
Fuck I missed Hibiki's birthday message, thankfully changing your Windows timezones works, she's so cute
/bag/ I have to confess, I went through that faggy atheist phase as a teen. I don't go to church but I believe in Christ his sacrifice for man now more than ever
>>562377661yes
>>562377108>so much eligmas and mats to enhance non-meta studentsArguably, only Subaru there is not meta at any point.And evidently, he's not gigamaxxing his meta students. That's just sovl.
>>562377983>furry
How many 50+ relationships have you got
neru is so cringe holy shit
>>56237838517
>>562377983I was also a performative male when I was younger trying to score some wokepussy. You’re not special.
>>5623783855 all pink
>>562375393I need to see her without the twintail
>>562378491Is this nigger a bot or what
>
>>562378491Join the circus
>>562378491You can either be a pornstar or donut-maker.
>>562378485zoomkun, that's an unc. none of the babble you just spoke of existed when he was your age. show some respect.
why is no one talking about the new jp event?
>>562378853>new
>>562378907i started playing few months ago so theyre new to me
>>562377309happy birthday akaneschizo
>>562378853not birthday related
EX chapter 1 was kinda weird, it took place in 2 rooms and some ruins in total. feels like it could very well have been just 6 chapters to arrive at the same conclusion and not lose anything, then the rest of the chapter being whatever is going on in chapter 2 (I haven't played it yet)
>>562378853there are quite a lot of nips talking about it on xitter. didn't know we had so many new players who joined after January last year and missed it
>>562379028Why did you start in JP then lol?
>>562377037It's the day Jesus was killed by the usurpers who now go by the stolen Jews. Even if you don't believe in the man in the sky, just know that even if you don't know them personally, there is someone out there that is willing to take their own time altruistically for your own benefit even if you didn't ask for it. Something as small as someone keeping the door open or holding the elevator for you, just something to appreciate.
>>562379180why would he start on the faggoty eop server?
>>562379225Oh so a nothing-special day, then.
>>562379242There are quite reasonable reasons for that, yostarcuck, or do you prefer chinksemen?
Blue Archive could’ve gatekept the game without the Nazism.Let’s not pretend like the BA community wasn’t going through some rough shit especially after the Anime released.The Uma global fandom is experiencing the inverse effect, where people care too much about fiction that their community mods are interested in policing spaces more than connecting with the community.Both scenarios are bad for different yet similar reasons: The similarity being, these communities fail at providing leadership that isn’t self destructive to their own fanbase.Blue Archive has turned it around a lot lately in that regard. People were very happy to see creators like Mint, who actually plays and enjoys the game, to do collab streams.That is the type of community leadership you should be looking for people to emulate.
Nice twitter post, cuck.
>>562378853Was there something in it you wanted to discuss?
>>562379389A student with a swastika halo would go so fucking hard
>562379389Fuck off from here with your 3-day-old xitterslop
>>562378491Post it on /bag/ for clout obviously, but I bet my dick is bigger than yours
>>562379152Previously there was a recurring mini-event (what we called deca) that ran every once in a while, it was very short and everytime it ran it added a few more story nodes to it. Think of it like an Aoi event+.They grabbed all the story nodes and placed it in what we now call Vol EX. So the first chapter is going to feel very strange compared to any other story chapter in the game.
Kei is so fucking hot.
>>562379521Oh that makes sense...
There will never a shibainu student
I DO care what cunts on xitter are saying
>>562379389And WHO gatekept BA that Mint was invited instead of some influences who hate the game?WHO??? Can you answer that?
Time for pats.
>>562379590But there is a sybau student and her name is Ako
Guhhhhhh
>>562378853It doesn't exist to me until it's on global.
I am special.
>>562374951based
>>562379747
>>562379670Hitlercunnyrapist1488 successfully gatekept BA from yuritards and tr00ns. Hitlercunnyrapist1488 is a hero. End of story.
repent niggas
>>562379872>>562379934Omg hi traitors!
>>562378385None, I haven't been playing long enough and I don't give out gifts unless I need someone's bond gear. Other than that all affection comes from pats
>>562379872mari-chan i woke up and immediately started rubbing out to hinata
>>562379872Make me
Why are you niggers reposting twitter post and replies
repent
Isn't BA supposed to be LGBT-friendly?
>>562380018It's called "spam", and if you haven't hidden that already then you're dumb.
>>562380002
i've nothing to apologize for i've been a good christian soldier all my life
I think I'm gonna eat a humburgir later today. I crave meat for some reason
Halfway there
Each day when you wake up, thank the Blue Archive fandom for gatekeeping their game.Look at the state of the Umamusume global fandom and despair. 1. Can't call the horse girls wives in the official Discord because the mods can't tell fiction from reality.2. Can't ship the horse girls with their male trainers because hardcore yuritards will harass you over it.3. Can't find most of the horse girls sexy because a big part of the fandom, just like their official Discord mods, can't tell fiction from reality.4. Promoting art where the horse girls get mastectomy: good. Promoting art that's too sexual: bad.5. Most of the troublemakers in the fandom do not even play the game.6. Dozens of Umamusume character RP accounts ran by the most insufferable people in existence that spout random IDpol bullshit and attack people over fictional character.7. People immediately run to "daddy" Cygames when they see art they don't like to report it. This doesn't even involve art that's too sexual in nature. Just posting a "bad ship" like Uma x Male Trainer is enough for a lot of people to clutch their pearls.
>>562379990Do you get affection points for patting them??
>>562380230Congrats
>>562379995any normal boy would do the same, you are forgiven
My wife and Eriiiii potter.
>>562380251Yes? Is this a trick question or what?
>>562380235Buy an ad
>>562380235I kinda disagree BA also has its own shares of problems regarding gatekeeping too hard at timesbut at least its better than current Uma EN fandom
>>562377661It might rain so maybe not
>>562380389I agree. Our lolicons do a good job keeping normies away but sometimes they go a little too hard and make the rest of us look bad by association.
Aren't UMA players just latent furries and half of mlp fanbase?
>>562380235I simply learned japanese and not engage with the amerifats, yurotards, and braziltroons uma fandom
>>562378385Just one.
>>562380389no we do not need to tolerate yurifags and troons, all gatekeeping is based
>>562380539>gatekeeping>looking badUnfortunately those two go hand-in-hand. I'd rather have to deal with the infamy than have a game be infested with the same people you find in shit like Genshin.
>>562380539Maybe you should join the normalfags and fuck off
>our>usImagine doing this for free, thinking it'll achieve anything.
>>562380539I'd rather have them than see my favorite students have mastectomy art.
>>562380685Only Yuzu is sexy here
I don't like loli but when I start making games I'm gonna have a couple of loli characters to ward off normalfags, like heads on pikes before you enter a forest
Smells like xitter niggers here
How many student in BA can be consider loli anyway
>normies
>>562380683>>562380685>>562380769Fair enough. Better to have to hide your power level than abandon something you like entirely due to a toxic fanbase.
>communities needing "leadership"
Nexon knows about the gatekeeping, but they won't do anything about it, because Nexon figured out a long time ago that normalfags\faggots don't generate profit.
Rance kills fags and trannies, rapes women, and actively spreads homophobia, yet it still has support from the alphabet group. Are lolis the ultimate filter?
>>562380809It can't just be loli characters. The special trick that really works is making them sexy like Seia, and having a lot of them to boot. Genshin has lolis but even they aren't enough to ward off some of the cancer.Also no playable males except (you), that seems to really push people away.
i wish BA had wow's equivalent of weakauras or deadly boss modshaving to memorize shit and write down timings can be so fucking annoying
>>562380945who are we electing for /bag/ Mayor?
>>562381008>Are lolis the ultimate filter?Absolutely. That crowd will get behind almost anything but they draw the line at age gaps.
>>562381034the herald of doom
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>562381034Water janny.I miss him.
>>562381025Having at least one male character in the game helps keep the yurifags away which are the worst because they are obnoxious and for some reason think they are welcome.
Wak and the wife.
Tick tock BA fegsYour game will die like every other gacha
>>562381203
>>562380945the normalfag yearns to be told what to think at all times
>>56237838531
>>562381203That's ok everything needs to die at some point.
>>562381203It will die and become fertile ground for the sequel, Bluest Archive
BA is full of seaniggers. Every search just gives me seanigger content in seanigger language, meanwhile you fags are yapping about yuritards and normalfags
>>562381373It will become Battle Archive, a brand new hero shooter
>>562381203this nigga doesn't know that nothing last forever
>>562381454so? every SEA person I know is based
ya~ ya~
>>562381373I hope they name the sequel "Hit girls" or something
>Ever searching gacha content outside JP/KR contents
>>562381539Hit Girls was name for BA no way
>>562381691why that background?
>>562381691Ve gory od
>>562381784sexz
Roll roll roll
We're accelerating btw. They pushed all the RW banners forward. And Serika.https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/2039968645024231551
BA will have the perfect ending, im believe in the gook
>>562381986It's fucking over...
>>562381986Based. Always accelerate through trash banners is the way to go.
>>562381986press F to pay respects for any remaining newcutiesthis means non stop frenzy of>Idol banner>into wedding dress Michiru banner>into archive fes banner>into Kisaki/tYuuka banner>into bHimari banner>into fesscary stuff
We love acceleration here
>>562382367I've got 118k and I'll be rolling almost every banner till fes kek
>>562382367Losing 400 pyro worth of dailies isn't going to make a difference
>>562382367I'm a newNIGGER, what does it mean for Battle Rio?
>>562382512Nothing really, he just excluded it because he's listing the meta options.
>>562382512bRio was already a skip if you don't get bHimari in a single spark, so not much
>>562379813>yuritardsNo? I am here. Or maybe you are talking about normalfags?
>>562382512Literally nothingShe speedruns through Red Hiero but that's about it.
>>562382557what do you mean BIG TITS RIO is not a meta unit?are the developers of this game gay?
newcutie herex what does it mean for Ibuki rerun?
>>562374951WAKAMO, FREE, FOR EVERYONE, AND LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN!
>>562381986FFFUCK I NEED THAT SHIGURE BUT MUH PYRO
>>562382367If you weren't already saving it is quite literally your fault
newfag here what does it mean for fishing season?
>>562382662
>>562382639no you don’t she’ll spook you eventually
>>562382639bro your selective ticket?
>>562382282It's not because you need iMari and tYruck ass Yuuka... not to mention FES right after
>>562382814it's been almost 3 years..>>562382860I am not your piggy, arona..
>>562382593ignore the neigh sayers, she’ll be meta, we’re just waiting for the content to come out
>>562382836Nazi bros???>Hitlercunnyrapist1488 in shambles
>>562382951Ok, poorfag
>>562381986what does that mean? when are we getting takane and yakumo then>>562381986>>Idol i'll get mari on 100 rolls trust>>dress Michirushe will spook me>>into archive fes banneri already have all of them>>tYuukashe will come in 60>>bHimarishe will come in free 100>>into fesi'll dump whatever i haveit's that easy
>>562383027Next week
>>562382951
>>562383027Based FBK player
>>562383027Fubuki pics are always average and Fubukifag posts are fucking bad most of the time but you're cool anon. Your pic made me GUHHHHH
Idgi why did they switch the other of the banners?Does that mean there'll be no buffer week between Idols rerun and Ninja fashion week?
aaah I am so jelly
>>562383190No dead weeks until late june
Why don't they ever properly compensate us for an entire week skipped? What are the gooks doing?
>>562381986https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/03/updatethe roadmap still shows that RW banners will be on april 7th, strange decision they've made
>>562383249isn't dokidokiraid code basically that?
>>562383249Retard
>>562383360>phone posting retard respondingyou can fuck off desu
Will Wakamo finally get her own story this year?
>>562383250>strange decision they've made>meanwhile the original run of that weekNothing strange in the slightest.
>>562383404A retard AND a stupid bitch
>>562383412that's strange because they have no exact reason pushing red winter banners forward and replace them with a filler banners
cute...
Any chance this banner will come back?
>>562383454They didn't replace shit, all 6 banners will run altogether.
>>562383454They aren't replacing them though? All they did was push the rerun banners forward to run alongside the new event.
>>562383491The Archive Recruitment was created precisely to unbloat the schedule
>>562383514oh wait i'm blind, i didn't saw the other posts
>>562383491anon? your archive banner? do you have brain problems?
>>562383491she will be farmable soon30-3H
>6 banners running togetherWhat's this? Fgo?
>>562382512>Battle Rionot meta, don't pull unless she makes your dick hard and you can afford it
>>562383610>6 trash banners running togetherSo what tho?
>>562383610all trash. where's the problem?
>>562383610FEH had so many banners recently that the indicator UI went off screen
WAKAMO BIRTHDAY!
https://x.com/_Moricho/status/2039704056416158060
Wakamo birthday has had the least excitement of everyone so far this year
anons are so skilled at the game I used Koharu instead of Kokona and got Hiero down to 15m hp topshttps://i.4cdn.org/vg/1775116863595990.png
>>562383610retard?
>>562383751You don't browse this place much then
>>562383751How do you measure that?
>>562383751>the least excitement Why do you think so? She's very popular in /bag/
Wakamo more likeWakover. BAris is better.
>>562383751way to trigger Wakafags
Today is friday of resurrectionYou are NOT allowed to eat meat
>>562383896Retard
>>562383901Retard
>>562383901burger mystery meat doesn’t count right?
>>562383901>eating meat in the first placeI'm not a subhuman tho?
I still like beta Mari
>>562383971It does, that's why most places sell fish or chicken too
only 2 more shop resets until I can UE40 sSaori…
>>562384023>Beta Mari had more emotions than just the thousand yard stareWtf
>>562384064Yeah instead of 100 years stare, 200 years stare and 500 years stare.
>>562384064>emotion without eyesNah, she was still staring at your soul
>>562384023I'm kinda surprised they didn't reference it by making it her angry face on one of her alts
POV: You are reading the PEAK CSM ending this week
>>562383901Say sike.
first alice wants to be my friend, now some nuclear bomb impregnator, give me a break
It's important to get this out here: I don't like cats,!
>>562383901I already ate a hot dog sausage for breakfast...
>>562384124THAT'S NOT POV!
>>562383901I'm having barbecue lmao
>>562384232but does that mean kazusa hates herself too?
>>562384232Counterpoint:
Fox squad will be released in April as limiteds.Niko, Otogi and Kurumi.No info about Yukino's release date.They'll also announce V4C3 focusing on the fox squad. Miyako will be briefly mentioned, but won't appear.
>>562383915Retard
>>562384275that's okay, only christians should avoid meat today.
https://x.com/AL_1Sprite/status/2039957712231170492
>>562384345what do you mean won't appear
Only retards call others retards! Stop that!
>>562384360Arisu would share desu
retard
>>562384438yep, she would either split one or give hers even to rio
https://arca.live/b/bluearchive/166630065
>>562384345>Miyako will be briefly mentioned, but won't appear.All believable until that part.
>>562384416What if I call myself a retard?
The Sisterhood glows in the dark.
>>562384531the logic still checks out
sensei glows
>>562384516Rare
>>562384516>unavailable due to legal reasonshuh?
>>562384516>Unavailable For Legal ReasonsWhat the hell did you retards do now?
>>562384675britbong or australian?
>>562384675>>562384712
>>562383336Every week skipped is like 800 AP and 10 keystones amongst other things, yet they only give meme compensations.
>>562384725burger actually
>>562384675https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11052704?q=parent%3A11052704
>>562384725American
I can't log into the game please hepl
>>562384784try changing dns
sexhaver69
>>562384516
>>562384997Hinata’s sinful body needs some serious correction
>>562383834differential calculus
>>562384197
i know this should work on torment, or at the very least get it very low, but I have no fucking idea when to actually cast skills so it always ends up failing one way or the othercan someone help me w/ this? i can only find videos w/ i.marii also have rio and kisaki but I really would rather not swap d.aru in because she dies way too fast no matter what I doi'd borrow toki but I don't have my own s. hoshino
>>562384819swapped to 8.8.8.8 and got this
>>562384675>>562384712i think the gook site blocks burgers for some reason. i'm not blocked from leaflandia
>>562385203It didn't before that's why I'm puzzled.
>>562385187>ue40 kokona
https://x.com/N9llam_9240/status/2039937546864755198
>>562385417This is why futa is straigh up betterSensei having a small penis only makes it hotter
>>562385187Start with Kokona EX on the green lantern. Bank to 9-10 cost, then use all your buffs and D.Hina. While you're doing that, watch for the debuff indicator on the green lantern and Kokona debuff it immediately when it's off, where exactly this is in your rotation will vary between cycles but you can more or less just improvise it as long as you don't sit on 10 cost and start losing out. Then repeat. With no Rio, there's not much to it other than banking cost and using Hina in the buff window. The first half is mostly just foreplay and healing the green lantern whenever the debuff expires. The reason we bank cost early on is because the money shots in the fight are when the green lantern has been healed 5 times, so we want to keep a healthy bank for that eventuality.Then at the very end of the fight, you blow through all your cost and ideally use your last Hina EX going into Nagisa debt. Note that if Hiero's countdown targets the wrong student, they can and will die and you will either heal them which means you're not healing the green lantern, or reset for better luck. Having the countdown target Kokona, especially on the first cycle is ideal.
>>562385519Are you brown?
>>562383901Gonna eat mcdslop today just to spite you
>>562385519futa will never be straight
>>562385605I want the kpop meal
Huh?
you forgot to attach your gook Ako image
>>562385829I don't think they sell it in my country
>>562385718Futa is straighter than male x female thoughever
new 'toss
>>562385956Okay but the true peak is futa student x male sensei
>>562385187Use Rio instead and spam the green lantern until max stacks and only then start dealing damage for a brainless 4M HP left.Otherwise I'd still recommend Rio and just loop the skillset and dropping a heal on the lantern whenever the debuff is gone.
When can I roll for regular ol Rio
>>562385956this reads like however posted this trooned out not too long after
>>562386078wtf they're stealing money that belongs to the Rabbit Squad
>>562386159Wait for FES and pray.Or wait till the 6th fes for rerun
>>562386078>tits too large to fit in a panelis Subaru a big girl?
>>562386196What that meanWhat dis mean
>>562386174What's with your tranny obsession? It's all you ever think about.
>>562386078Pretty neat how they don't just repeat the JP comic from months ago
>>562386078Just a reminder that the number of hobo students in this game has reached 14
I wonder how many homeless people play Blue Archive
>>562386375I dont know why hobo students refuse to live in my bedroom
>>562386375Arius have their own school backRabbit live half their time in SCHALE
>>562385916anyone who calls them oppai loli are just larpershaving cow udders means you are not a loli
>>562386424Stallman for one
>>562386247Waiting for bluefes where she's available to be pulled.
>>562385956
>>562386541his home is in open-source software
>>562386608i mean, mom isn't wrong
unsubscribed
How does /bag/ smells like?
>>562386706yes, but that still makes futa on female kosher
>>562386714My dick smells like Hina's vagina
>>562386696>Not even a real pocketunsubscribed
>>562386714You really don't wanna know
Eroha is a flawed woman
Go ahead. Tell me the student that you hate the most. I know there's at least one.
>>562386239>Look up the tweet>The official account is making fun of the rabbitswhat the fuck man
>>562387012I hate Momoi
>>562387012Ir*ha
sexy seia
>>562387012I don't have one. Maybe disappointed in Suou for being a whole lot of nothing, but that's about it.
>>562387012HinaMomoiThe entire GDD minus ArisAris a little bitIbukiHinaReisaSeiaAnyone with glassesThe entire GourmetThe gremlimNodokaHarukaMutusuki
>>562387012The ones that shot me
>>562387135
ngl the only one I really hate is Reisa because her voice genuinely gives me a headache
>>562387135I didn't know it was possible to be this gay, but here you are, a genetic dead end.
>>562387135You forgot Mika and Hoshino
When the weather is nice is when I feel the most emptyAnd when I'm hanging out with people I want to dome myself on the spot
>>562387024lmao
>>562387024That 500-yen coin was promised to them 3000 years ago
>>562386879flappy flap..
>>562387224Please don't shitpost with my daughter, thanks.
>>562387224KWAB
>>562387224you sound gay, have you tried medication?
>So many poor studentsI WANNA FINDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>562387404there's medication for gay?
>begging Seia for money so I can findom studentsrate my intellect
https://x.com/tomi8tky2/status/2039908604107751630wakamo service
What is it like to have your penis kiss the womb inside the vagina of a beautiful young girl? Do you actually feel the entrance of the womb or does it feel like nothing, just a wall you hit
>>562387546womb pocking is a porn fantasy. when that happens it's extremely painful for the woman
https://x.com/torico893/status/2039833273137037565kayoko's tubular tiddies
>>562387715Nuh uh
>>562387796Adults are the best
Will triple INS be enough to plat on NA?
>save a lot of anime girl pics like everyone else>have a folder just called "random girls" where I save individual girls whose design I deem supreme>haven't browsed it in a while>see the art of my studentwife I saved before I started playing BAhehI've always loved her and didn't even know
>>562387715Not that anon but I'm reminded of this page: https://nhentai.net/g/423368/18/Is this what he's describing and is this accurate
Your husband and three male childs
>>562387960She's a gacha girl, not an anime girl (unless it was based on her design in Blue Archive The Animation)
>>562388016People that draw crap like this should die
Sex.With Ibuki.
>>562387950Normally it would but this time is Hiero so I wouldn't count on that.
getting real brazen
Is it over?
>>562388056Anime girl is an aesthetic, stupid. Blue Archive girls are anime girls.
>>562388000Imagine you're in vagina and suddenly it feels like a penis is kissing your penis
>>562388113Child sex or adult sex?
>if you google "anime girl", the very first thing google shows you is Kpoop Demon HuntersKill 20 billion normies
>>562387012Junko but mostly because that Junko fag
>>562388147Not until you jump off that roof you fucking geek
>>562388269>>if you google "anime girl",that's a classic normalfag search keyword. nobody refers to anime girls as anime girls except for them
Thoughts on this video? I find it really interesting how much creative freedom the IP License team seems to have, especially when it comes to deciding which artists to work with and what kind of merch to push for specific students.https://youtu.be/OeA7AtrjMSY
>>562388269It's kinda funny how huge it gotIt's been a year since the show released and even in my spanish speaking country I heard "Golden" every now and then plaiyng on my supermarket
>>562388269>normies
>>562388316I guess it's on me because I literally only googled to see what shows up
>>562388269Wrong.
nurse seia
>>562388434sex
>>562388269>search "anime boy">also first result kpop demon huntersWUUUAAAAHHH
>>562388428N sensei...
>>562388434I want nurse Seia and Kei to fulfill my every desire.
>>562388348
>>562388269Your search is tailored to you so the result you got is because you like that "normie" stuff
>>562388348>There’s a glassesFag on the marketing team. It’s over.
>>562388269>normiesthree_fingers.png
>>562388540big company would NEVER try to spread an agenda
why is it ok for woman to be obsessed with males that look like young boys an ocean away but when i do the same but for girls I'm labeled a weirdo?
>>562388620lewd..
>>562387024Heehee
I tried showing my card magic to my niece and failed.
>>562388269I google anime first thing is jojo second is wan piss live actionwhat the fuck moot need to fix this
>>562388620I doubt normalfags watches that movie.
>>562388701as expected of unc..
>>562387219I the hate meta changed monkey boy, no one here even cares about Mika
>>562388147oh it's over but not for usalso I still think it's funny Trickal beat BA and a bunch of other "serious" gacha contenders, good for them
>>562388364The only thing funny is how Sony sold the rights to Netflix and they ended up making huge bank off of it. From the trailers alone the premise and style was unique, something DESPERATELY needed for animated movies. I laugh every time knowing those fucking retards sold they're Golden goose (pun intended)
>using Google>while signed inNot even I am that stupid
>>562387012literally none
>>562388752Anon they have a fucking McDonalds meal. Little girls especially love it.
Imagine being a Date-A-Live fan trying to google the name of their April Fools event
>>562388813Glad trickal is doing good too but I definitely wouldn’t say they beat BA since you can’t actually see revenue and BA is very generous.
>>562388997It's date a preschool, not date a preschooler, so it should be fine, perhaps you meant to type "date a preschool teacher" but accidentally hit enter
More like Dated A Live
Is there a site to compare Global and JP's timeline? I want to see how much we're accelerating.
>>562388997Wtf somebody is banging on my door
5 days of farming hairpins, but the numbers haven't gone up.
>>562388620If I could draw, I would draw Satsuki looking at the three fingers. Dunno who would hold them up though.
>>562388908i store my sensitive data in browsers and on my main pc, i use discord and have only two google accounts, i never use incognito, i have an iphone and my location is always on to get the current weather
>>562389097I think we’re 4 months and 3 weeks behind JP.https://yuzutrends.app/
Date A Dead
>>562388581That's me.
Do you think you'll ever heard this IRL anon?
>hey did you hear about the-Yeah
>>562389396My wife has said multiple times to me that she's extremely lucky to have met me.
>>562389396My mom says this, she even gets so happy she starts crying
>>562389396PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>562389429Happy wifeHappy life
Meganekkos are the greatest thing that has happened to my life.
Did you roll for her last year?If no, will you roll for her this year?And if no, did you regret not rolling for her last year
Did you just sniff?
>>562389703I rolled for Mari and got her by accident.
>>562388348I wonder if they’ve checked the threads on 4chan to see user trends.
>>562389703Arona forced me to spark iMari so I had to pass on her. I can do Insane Geburah but it hurts to not have her and I would be attempting Torment if I had her. Originally I was planning to pull her on the rerun, but the next few months are so absurdly stacked that I just simply can't, even with 90k on bank.
>>562389870>redditjesus now I'm lowkey glad BA reddit is overrun with horny SEAfags because the alternative is much worse
>>562389703I kinda want to but ah jeez dood... I'm saving for FES and I only got 5 dollars... I hurt my leg dood...
>>562389870there's a possibility some of the devs saw my retarded posts
>>562387012I hate Reisa and to a much lesser extent Koyuki. I hate this retarded silly faggot archtype, Reisa having an annoying voice and design but Koyuki is less so so I forgive her.I hate Shiroko because nobody gives a fuck about her but she's always pushed into our faces. I slightly dislike Abydos except for Yume.Tsubaki and Marina are ugly because of their haircut therefore I hate them. Tsubaki's seiyuu is fat and fat people are disgusting. Okay that's enough, I will share more of my thoughts in the future. There are so many dislikeable girls in this game.
this sensei is so gay...
>>562390014Just debtmaxx man, fuck are they gonna do?
>>562390114I really needed the "you're cringe" image right now...
>>562390245
>>562389187BASEDIF YOU’VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE, WHY FEAR SURVEILLANCE?
nobody in this thread but me remembers that they changed Karin’s rifle’s name for no reason
>>562390293for the last time, "cotton picker" was not an acceptable name and they had to change it.
>>562390114Fuck off to Love and Deep Space, FAGGOT
>>562389908I'm in the same situation and have roughly the same pyro stock as you, getting all the metas is doable, I think you're trying to pull too many students
https://x.com/GoodSmile_KR/status/2039946480639988094
>>562390364The brownest person alive made this post
>>562390114That's going in my cringe compilation
>>562390114
wakawife
How important is sShiroko's gear in pvp? I feel like I'm missing a lot of dmg by not upgrading her but idk if should do it considering I've just got Hibiki, so maybe I should upgrade Hibiki instead?
WakaFeet!
post Wakapizza
>>562390713Her cost acceleration and def down are the most important parts of her kit. You won't get the occasional crit nuke without more upgrades, but it's not that important.
>>562390713you should start caring at ue40. for now she is just acting as a cost recovery buff
Why is /bag/ so cringe today.
>>562389703>Did you roll for her last year?No, and I regreted it for Gebura and GregBut then I got her in the random limited ticketLiterally a godlike roll
This tentacle monster hunts girls who live in Kivotos to reproduce.However, due to their slow movement and lack of strength needed to physically overpower girls who live in Kivotos, these creatures rely on a unique hunting method.They disguise themselves as small public restrooms to lure in their prey. In Wakamo's case she was captured completely off guard by the tentacle monster after she finished urinating and pulling her panties back up.Once the girl is inside and subdued, they invade the body through openings such as the mouth and spray a corrosive fluid that dissolves the internal organs from within. The tentacles melt their entrails and it uses them as an onahole for pleasure.The liquefied organs are either discarded or consumed as food and the empty carcass—now devoid of internal organs—is repurposed as a breeding nest for the offspring.Although girls caught this way lose all their internal organs and can no longer function as living creatures, their warm bodies with their unique unknown energy make excellent nests for the young tentacles to grow healthily.Similarly, the monster’s own secretions contain unknown compounds that keep the meat from rotting, preserving the carcass in a fresh, just-killed state for a long time.
>>562390768delish
>>562390839
イブシコ
>>562390912>>562390948I was just wondering because every time I look at pvp results enemy's Shitoko just deals like 2-3x damage than mine. I pretty sure Hibiki would be better even at 3* but I don't have mats to upgrade her right now
>>562391058nice
>>562391020
we know its you man
イブシコ?
>>562391148It's a matter of where you want to allocate your resources. Of course you'll get more damage if you upgrade her, but those upgrades are probably better spent elsewhere if you're limited.
>femsei slop
>>562391245the ammount of times that "you forgot your gookako image" it's actually directed at me it's frightening
Wakamo is an onahole.
Idolm@ster is coming to the west. Are you ready to abandon this game and fandom?
>>562389224damn, weren't we like 6 months behind a year ago? i remember a post from nexon announcing about acceleration (i think it was somewhere in january-february 2025, but i cannot find it now)
>>562391363your mom abandoned you
Updated. Doubt we'll accelerate again after this unless they start slashing weeks. There's no more breathing room.
I was gonna fap to Wak since it's her bday but before I knew it I was looking at Nonomi pics...
>>562385581thank usomehow against all odds I got some really good RNG on the ticket and did a 2Ti can now stop losing sleep over red and can now lose sleep over blue
>>562391550She blue my fes until I Free 100 rolls
>>562391550there are three available weeks I guess
<wak<wakalol<wakalmaoher name is Wakamo though
Wakawho?
Is there any good vore and disposal artists for any of the girls
WakawifeWakamoleWakawakaWorld of Wak
>>562391712did you just copy paste this from doublebag?
>>562391701Technically 2. The Meru stuff already got pushed up. I suppose they could move TripTrapTrains archive and banners into the same week as Yuzu and Eimis alts.
Jumby my beloved...
https://x.com/V_washi/status/2039734997385609372>VRchat archive is realgookako this is your chance to get laid
>>562392008One wife and two children irl is enough for me.
is kei fotm?
https://youtu.be/267jH3Dhwq4
>>562391550>what I neediMari, iWappi, Waka, sHosh, bHimari, bAlice, Kei, bHosh, Kuroko, bYuzu, Rena, uAsuna, cKotama>what I wantMeru, maid dupes for elephs, nyutsuki, bNeru, sIzuna, pKoyuki, uAkane>current pyro stash65,600. I'm gonna need pakeji for this one
>can no longer buy elephs with raid coins or permits when a student is ue60doesn't that kinda screw u over if you were intending on prepping for the next tier?
>>562385187you have no right to be this bad and have UE40 Kokona at the same time
>>562392250We've been talking about Key for years.
>>562392390especially painful if your wife is in one of those shops yeah. I'm probably gonna have to pull for Midori dupes on the archive banner when UE70 is announced on JP
>>562392390spooks
>>562391550For some reason they moved both the 2x hard week and cut 2x comms from the schedule and moved 2x bounties forward by two weeks, and also condensed the raid schedule so there'd be no raid on either of those weeks.To me it looks like they're skipping both weeks, but that would mean cutting idols short which be really stupid so who knows.
>>562385187my team was similar so it should be doable yes
https://x.com/zabutonEXA33/status/2039720553880457345
>>562392616I’m not saying the other guy’s team can’t do it, but Kisaki’s EX buff is stronger than Seia’s and Fuyu’s def down is MUCH stronger than Siroc’s
>>562392638This reminds me of my tinnitus. I can only hope everyone here gets it so I don't suffer alone. I pray that you'll all get extremely loud tinnitus.
hey guys can i play with you
>>562392859Tinnitus is one of the things that edges me to being an atheist because why the fuck did God decide to give me a 24/7 droning noise
>>562392776I did have some time (about 30 seconds) to spare so he could definitely do one more dHina cycle at the end to make up for the damage difference. should be a pretty comfy clear if his rotation is good
>>562392963see >>5623916502m left at the end that the 2nd team mopped up
>>562393058ah, I missed that post, good job
>>562390713Bag increases defense, defense is inherited by all strikers.
>>562392875>no. go away.
>>562392638how do i dupe the items? i need tons of rabu crafting table so she would stay in cafe 24/7
>>562392875>>562393182I bet Eri plays zoners.
>>562393182
>>562393269This is why I skipped her
>>562393240You craft the appropriate furniture selector. But Rabu's furniture is not in it yet, they always add those about 6 months after the event.
What raid is Koharu actually good for? She gets so outclassed by Kokona and iMari.I literally never use mine.
>>562393269She plays actual magic fighting games 2huhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRNjMIo_YBg
>>562393406>I literally never use mine.Newbab
>>562393406
>>562392957God works in mysterious ways heehee
>>562393406The best one would be Gregorius since she can utilize her attack for doing the mechanic while healing at the same time.
>>562388016Is that how straight women see our game?I wouldn't even bother looking at the rest
>>562393240autism
>>562393601who the fuck cares what women think lol
Iroha is literally the perfect woman
>>562393736>lazy>can't cook>red hairYou're factually incorrect
https://x.com/0141kabosu/status/2033561861145424014ichika safely delivered gogurt
>>562393727I-I like girls...It would be nice if there were some to talk to and play with...
Why isn't there a Persion themed school? It could be missile themed and have legal marriage among the students. Persia is one of the oldest ancient civilizations.
Sexy sex with sexy fox. Certificate being signed as we speak.
>>562393598Heh
>>562393790
>>562394056show yourselves right fucking now nyFuuka skipping shits
>>562393406 You'll often see her for JFDs with the healing doll, but she's still decent for Greg.
>>562394056any way to see before ue60 implementation?
Fuck you Irohafag! I hope Nexon blue balls you by giving her alt sprites but never implement her even when the event immortalized
Telling Himari "you wish you had legs like that huh?" when Sumire jogs by
>>562393812Iroha made some fine pockies, and red is the best. And she’s the best to slack off with.
>>562394056>>562394129nyFuuka was my first spark and I selector'd Aomori Mine a few months ago.
>>562394184
>>562394151
>>562394184who's Sumire?
>>562393601>You're the only member of your sex in the entire cast.>You're surrounded the opposite sex that all love you.>They all talk about how they want to rape you.BA is just a gender flipped otome.
>>562394176Kei is...a roguelite slopper? It can't be
>>562392616>similarno because you have Fuyu and she makes it all ez
>>562394279so everyone basically had healers when you couldnt speedrun TOR
If you stop masturbating, you will automatically be a better person. I'm serious, try it.
1st greg
>>562394056>tormentKill yourself easyshitter
>>562394412haruka!
>>562394412>Minori>swimsuit rabbits>Mina and MineIs greg unironically the most soulful student roster?
masturbating to seia and becoming a bad person
>>562394460>ever telling someone to kysWhy are SEA subhumans so keen on throwing their life away?
>>562394312Kei is an alternate reality version of /v/ who achieved its goal of becoming the little girl
>>562394460TRM is the main difficulty for those who can't into LUN. Last time a monkey like you started melting down, so relax please
>>562394753Oh nononono, SEAnigs our response?
>>562394732ENTER
Aoba????
>>562394875
>>562394732FUARK
everything tastes delicious when you're eating with your student
>>562394886Ao Saiba
>tfw still no Wak
>>562388113What would Ibuki on your lap smell like?alt ver: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/143094156
>>562394886The Prisoner of Sloth
>>562394732Our heroes...
>>562395087swimsuit wak is in the shop
>>562394732cringe shonenslopholy crap, chinks really just don't get it do they?
>>562394732cringe.. deca shouldve won..
Birthday girl happy ending:https://exhentai.org/g/3853727/123359eca1/Globalfriends I'll make it easier for you https://exhentai.org/g/3855249/34018578c4/It took 2 years but Sensei grew some balls at long last just like me
>>562394732Kino shounenslop /bag/s favorite
Nn, it seems someone's superiority has lead to some controversy.
>>562395165yeah but by the time I buy her I'll get her base from the FES archive
>>562394293>gender flipped otomeReminds me of that VN where the MC goes to an all male academy but then finds out everyone but him is a crossdressing trap.And you think it will be one of those "normal guy x trap" VN but no. The MC gets feminized, changes his entire personality, gets a sprite, and becomes a trap himself and only fucks 1(one) girl(boy)
>>5623953102 wakacakes
>>562395331I mean that's still not gay everything considered
>>562394732>Trinity and Abydos get two powerhouses>Shanhaijing and Hyakkiyako get 0We need to break out the transfer papers and even the playing field.
>>562394732is this ai?
>>562395510No it's an animation from the game
>>562394732We need more hype and aura farming moments like this
bullying puproko...
>>562395452The main 3 schools + Abydos are simply on a different levelHyakki has some strong ones (Nagusa, Wak, Ayame, Tsubaki, Izuna, Chise), but their overall ceiling is just lower. Shanhaijing does have no one, though.
Can someone explain why this monkey makes "guides" for clearing torment\insane when he can't even clear it properly himself?Where it can comfortably be done in 1T, he takes 2T.Where 2T is normal, he needs 3-4T.What's the point? Is he actually retarded?Why doesn't he just ask one of his fanfaggs to record a proper clear and then just voice it over? It can't be that hard
>>562395628Peak Kisaki is the strongest.
>>562395562sexoba
Shuro is the strongest!
>>562395562eroispankablegropeworthy
>>562395717in her cringe fanfiction, yes.
>>562395649If someone's watching guides they're bad at the game in the first place. A guide for the common man is better than a guide for a tryhard.
it's actually so difficult to not spend pyros on summer hinatai want these tits around my cock so bad bros
>>562395628>Hyakki has some strong ones (Nagusa, Wak, Ayame, Tsubaki, Izuna, Chise)AHEM aren't you forgetting someone
>>562395649he's just showing an accessible clearcasuals don't wanna bother with tight ass timelines
>>562395717>>562395751
>>562395792this line of thought is how I wasted so many pyros up to now, although I can't really complain about that time I got sShiroko in 20 pulls, then went up to 80 and got both sNonomi and sWakamo
>>562395562Poor Aoba is so overworked as a wagie her body stopped developing, she will forever have the body of a child
>>562395649Other posters are right, it's fine to have a guide by someone a little retarded for someone retardedIt's the same vein of /bag/ Paint clears being maldy 1Ts: the person who would do that doesn't need the Paint snip in the first place.
>>562395717in bed, yes.
>>562395331great shit
>>562395792relatableI need to rest on her bosom...
>>562395758Don't forget that people that watch guides are intelligent because they don't want to waste time learning how this shitty game works to get an easy platinum
>>562396020I knew that post would shatter your fragile ego.
>>562395758But that Vietnamese dude(Vuhn) actually makes videos for the "common" players no?
>>562392008I've been there for about 2 years. Unless you know JP, KR or CN you won't get far and stand in the corner for the most part. Only a select few have R18 student edits The bits shitposting as doodle sensei is fun though.
Shuro’s small body…
>>562395751>>562395847shuro and suou are the two girls I am looking forward to the most
>>562394184Blue Archive has a very diverse cast. But why isn't it considered “wokeshit”?
>>562396046The ones that have an ego are the ones try harding this game when everyone gets the same platinum trophy
>>562396204Because all students without exception are sexy.
>>562396265Seia isn't
>>562396204woke has an intent. marginalized people alone aren't enough to make something woke. although I wouldn't be surprised if the word itself had lost its meaning considering what happens on the internet nowadays
>>562395649I haven't watched buf if he focuses on easier clears with more teams and less invested units, then it's okay, but honestly it's not a "no limited/no gacha" clears tier so not sure if it's that helpful, I would have to watch. Now if he's a shitter and makes bad rotations or bad teams, that's another story, then it's almost like the ue60 borrows with non-maxed skills and t1 equips, which I used to think were legit made to cripple others
>>562396382shut up beatrice
Hime...
Fox of Calamity
>>562396402Whaled characters with poor investment are a gacha staple. It's the result of ill-advised gambling with no gameplay follow-up.
>>562395758if you're bad at the game, then watching a shitty guide will make it worse
>>562396627No, because it's easier to replicate.
is UE30 good enough for comfy Kuro phase 1 TOR? I have Lazer for p2
>>562396598I wouldn't know, I only play ba from the "genre" of gacha.
>>562394732Too many close-up on deca without much depth. A lot of tension without really understanding what the scene was meant to represent.
>>562395510>bilibiliYes. The chinks love slop.
>>562396204Woke is about gaining social capital. You can't get that out of a game about sexy minors.
WHEN KIM BUDDHA WILL ADD FUCKING SEARCH BAR FOR STUDENTS IN GLOBAL
>>562396913>he doesn't know about soft power
>>562396919Try alphabetical order, that is if you can remember the alphabet.
>load raid guide>pause video on timelineThanks for the plat.
>>562397108EZ PLAT GG
I don't even play this game anymore, I'm just here for the girls and porn. Week one player by the way, you'll get bored of it eventually and stop caring. Nobody cares about your trophies, you're one of the people that came from Steam, you're late.
Didn't ask.
>>562396958I'm always hard when looking at my students though
ATTENTION EVERYNYAN
>>562397293@Arona can you Seiafy this?
Wait a minute…You guys actually self-fornicate to these cartoon images?
Nooo....
We do not forgib.
Is it worth bringing Eimi to bond 50 for PVP?
>>562397865Never forgive, never forget. And never roll for nyFuuka
>>562397883Only if you like her. 1% more HP/Attack won't make a noticeable difference.
>>562395847don’t worry Shuro, this sensei still loves you
>>562394732is this the actual audio they used?
>>562398031Too late
Get ready for work wagies
>>562398184i’m at work
>>562398184It's Good Friday. I'm counting beans at home.
>>562398226that’s nice, anon. still forced to go to college on Good Friday but maybe I can make it for Mass
WHHHOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH
>>562398107ye
this nigga is countin beans
>>562398336Rena is the fashion designer. She should make wedding dresses for everyone. Including herself.
does the ap refresh faster now?i've logged in to full ap twice now
Stoat wife
requesting picrel for next op
>>562394732Kino
Who's baking?
I'm baking Seia bread
Baking Beatrice bread
>>562399013>>562399013>>562399013
>>562218609I don't think I will, it wouldn't be the same I feel. But I might change my mind depending on how the student is written/designed.
I believe in the happy ending