Battle Season 11 begins!https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2039196111416762546Also some April Fools garbage.2.60 newshttps://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2035657990351573194>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Cagliostro, Belial, Ilsa>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Last Bread: >>562234701
>>562416671Kekhander... no more Zeta..
>>562416675>cant view without logini will never see my moms fat tits
https://x.com/Koujicoco/status/2038101679888056690colosseum raped you.
>>562416821Never enough Zeta.
>>562416793Literally me
>>562416793just pick up percival chudman
https://liquipedia.net/fighters/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus:_Rising/Tournaments/2024-23Events tracked in gold, listed from the oldest to the newest, starting from post ARC World Tour 2024 Finals aka Season 2, top 8:>1st placeFerryCharlottaBeaBea/CagGrimCagVasMeteraLowainCag>2nd placeCagGrimGrimSoriz/WilLowainMegCagLowainLowainBelial/Bea>3rd placeLowain/GrimMeteraSieg/PerciSieg/BeaBea/CagLowainBelial/ZooeyVas/WilLowain/KatIlsa/Djeeta>4th placeSandal/NarmCag/MomGrimPerci/SiegBea/DjeetaKatLowainBelial/ZooeyBelial/Gran/IlsaVas>top 8VasVasPerciLancelotSixEustaceBubsVasGrimMeteraSix/Kat2BGrimPerciKatLowainSorizLowainEustaceVasVasLanceBubsSandal2BUnoGrimFerryViraSandal/KatBubsUnoSorizCagSorizWil/SixFerryGrim/LowainLowainLowain/SiegNot running away in another thread, chart-keks.
>>562415307Go back to Russia
>>562380090is we getting a roach wife
Play her game
https://youtu.be/DTrKXwhHLuohere's Ingrid, you know who. it's time for us to leave grub and where is sun haha where where eat the sun?
>>562417193Does even one appearance means the character is strong (or OP) or does it just mean the player is stupid good?
>>562417557street fighter fags think this is tuff
>>562417647>only onePlayer being good>anything elseTop tier
>>562417557>lolibaba voicesexo
>>562417193Time to play...Grimnir?
>>562417839Grim was the biggest scammer in AWT. More than Vas, I would say.
>>562417193Good job on proving the chart right once again I guess
>>562417557why is she wearing a katamari damaci burqa
>>562417557I can't unsee the katamari outfit now that people mentioned it. My heart tells me she'll just be another slimer like the rest but maybe it'd be fun to try
>>562418269They give her a dumb outfit so you buy the good outfit.
>>562417557If the game had art style of that pic I would play it and eat it up just like Sharting. Maybe if her classic outfit is good Ill try her out
i luv sheep
>>562416671>>562234701 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pcmo1WBdd8I VVILL post it again, your improptu baking wont stop me, CUNT
>562417557she looks fucking retarded with the katamari hat and the only reason people eat that shit up is because it's capcomyou should also kill yourself
>>562419947You lost, grubbie.
>>562416880It's pretty grotesque
>>562419947that's not very nice vas anon
>>562417193>0 Anila>0 Gran>0 Djeeta (no, Gamera getting washed as Djeeta for one game before switching back to Bea/Ilsa does not count)>0 Narmaya (no, hinokino getting washed as Narmaya for one game before switching back to Sandy doesn't count)>0 Galleon>0 Vikala>0 Abel>0 Nier>0 Zeta>0 Vane>0 Fastiva>0 LuciMeet your unviable bottom tiers.
>>562420012>BBL>Massive thighs>Stick calves
>>562420012i just choked on my fucking tea
>>562420503
>>562419750Please refer to the chart.
>>562420828This but Aya Hirano
please do not forget the chart that kicked off 2023 /gbvsg/
>>562420809This is how 2btrannies look irl
>>562421046its not blanka ball tho
>>562420012>>562420809why
>>562420828This but Aoi Yuuki
>>562420809That's some tumor looking shit
>>562420012
>>562420012>>562420809McNuggies
>>562421046>67Are you saying this is where the meme originated?
>>562420012>>562420809This is a gross bastardisation of the beautiful female physique, I pity the poor soul who finds delight in such debauchery for his mind has been forever tainted by the eros
>>562420012need me summa DAT
>>562421967You fap to faggot shit like futa but a woman character is fat and now its too much for u kotbitch
>you can't just defile and make a mockery out of women you have to respect them and appreciate them and devote everything to them and andmmmmmm nyobegone simp
>>562422383>You fap to faggot shit like futaFalse
>>562422383>You fap to faggot shit like futaTrue
>>562421967>>562422534
>>562422383>You fap to faggot shit like futaPyerhaps...
Giant tits and ass is gay and retardedSmall/flat chests and futa (with balls) is straight and based.
I only fap to men
You guys need to seek God.
>>562422753>>562422824>>562422850Maybe some of you catfags are alright
You guys always attack me but I've yet to see someone refute my nuanced, thought-out posts
>>562422850
>>562422850>Small/flat chests and futa (with balls) is straight and based.That's just a trap. You are no true futaGOD.
>>562422659>>562422784they put so much effort into animating this
traps are gigabased thoughbeit
>>562422850>Small/flat chests andbase->nd futa (with balls) is straight and based.not, gay and cringe
trannies are gigabased
>>562423656I main 2b btw
>>562423656I main Beelzebub, don't know if that matters
>trapCHADS>shotaKINGS>futaGODSThe holy trinity of /gbvsg/ saviors.
>>562423980no we hate shotafags around here
>>562423980>shotaKINGSlol, no such thing
Does anyone in this general like WOMEN?!
>>562424154We hate foids here.
>aaaa aaaa im going to pyee *cums*shotatards enjoy this writing
>>562424154yeah, with cocks
glad to see the queen of SUGGESTED RPS still has you guys mindbroken
>>562424376things ive seen a kot post a hundred times
>>562424154I love this little robot.
THE WHYITE PYEE IS CYOMING OUT
>>562424154what the cripple gonna docrawl on the ground in anger?girls in wheelchairs are very underrated and untapped
>hatstroon still impotently seethingsad
>>562424154I like hags
>>562424501The queen of fat, unattractive bitches maybe
>>562424648>girls in wheelchairs are untappedonly because I'm not allowed near them
>>562417837That's Anilas VA btw
>>562421967with a flick of my magic wand wooshyou are no longer gay and weird
>>562424712You lost to him, cuckold.
>>562424798It isn't.
>>562424985bait moar
>>562424154somebody told me this elf isnt even a cripple and can stand up and walk just fine?
>>562424734>The queen of fatholy
>thread is having a civilized discussion about girls with dicks and hating women>2Bsweat is STILL raging over some shit that uno or someone did in this DSG clownslopper partymash simKEKSIMUS MAXIMUS
>>562425280This unhealthy obsession with him can only signify that.
Live
>>562425445holy fuck this is perverse
>>562425412>obsessionno? i am not the one announcing myself to the thread and asking for attention like >>562425339said
>>562425293>isnt even a cripple, only on a wheelchair because she's lazy... based?no. not based. cut her legs off
>>562424570Great taste>>562425293Never stated outright if she is cripple or not. We never see her standing up and she always uses some form of vehicle to move around though.
>>562425328Gross
>>562295294incase anybody was wondering, it took 3 seconds for him to bc uno.
>>562425846your sentence is death
>>562426064why would you block when 2b has trash defense
>>562426064did you get that from his replay?standard behavior btw I knew it >>562353459
>>562426136GROSS
>>562422914God isn't real
>>562426064why let him push you to the corner when you can BC
>>562424964I want to play Vane suddenly.
>>562424648Why stop at women on wheelchairs
>>562427018Call me an eternal manchild NEET because I love nuggets
>>562426064i dont usually condone stalking but -lolgod i cant LMAO
Do you think they will make more EX or are the three everything we will ever get because they found out how annoying it is to design?
>lobby is dead>gen is full of shitflingingtime to sort my porn folder again
>>562427018aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>562427405do you wanna revive the lobby for a bit
>>562423980replace shotacucks with ryonaKINGS and then we're good
>>562427356They probably won't bother making more because no one plays them
>>562426463It's about the journey, not the destination, heathen-kun.>>562427405I rebound my controls and need 1k more hours in training mode to avoid accidentally taunting. No I will not disable taunt, it is the optimal button for AFK and 2B players.
>>562427928>ex uno will be next
>>562427928EX UnoEX PercivalEX LowainEX Eustace
I hate shotos.I hate mishimas.Whenever I see one of them on stream I simply turn telly off.
>>562424376holy... link?!
>>562426064I hope you guys arent looking at MY replays, I just wanna tardmash sometimes
>>562427782Nobody enjoys playing with Mr. Pharlotta players or posters, so no.
I enjoy it
>>562429534u sound gay and bad lol
>>562427405It's Holy Friday
>>562427405Arbuckle sock sorting for the TikTok generation
I'm gay, bad, and alone
Oh look I'm mashing my overpowered f.h and fireball while you can't do anything but downback in the corner mmmnyes I'm so good at this gyame
>>562429809I don't play Beelzebub or Nier, so you're wrong on both accounts.
I play both Beelzebub and Nier and 2B and Wilnas
>>562429217EX Percival is desperately needed. The design just makes no sense currently.>>562429985Sowwy~
>>562430090>Gay, bad, cocksucker and trannyWowzers bro, you're the whole package
>>562430171Percival is made for a honest footsies game like CHADnilla, where he was top tier along with Djeeta-chan and Lowain and Metera were bottom 5 or something.
>>562429475i would never spy on nor tease anybody else.
>>562430171I was referring to sandalphon but okay
>>562430090Gawdlike
charlotta owns you
I'm tired of playing a bum ass mid tier all day. Literally can't do shit in this game unlike the sinister six
sexually?
>>562430993I remember some useless jobber in the AWT finals using this Charlotta colour, wonder what happened to him.
>game keeps matching me with the same streamer>I can see him getting more and more pissed after every gameThat's funny but I also feel kinda bad
>>562430993I do like this character
>>562431052>sinister sixwho
>>562431212Doctor Octopus, Vulture, Electro, Kraven the Hunter, Mysterio, and Sandman
>>562431375Chameleon?
>>562431212Lowain Metera Beatrix Vas Cag Siegfried. Insane how I have to gap every single round while these lobotomised tardfreaks win off drooling on their controllers and pressing random buttons
>>562431442>jobleon
>>562431517just play a better game, it wont get any better
beatrix owns you
>>562431517Learn the match ups. Lowain, Cag, Bea and Vas got nerfed.>>562431158Keep us posted.
>>562431517Cag is trash what are you on about
>>562431654>ywn be on bea's slave farm
I have no clue how bea mains live with themselves knowing they play a gigafraud and wouldn't survive in any other fg
>>562431654and I'm happy and content with that
by simply not playing any other fg
Bea fell off slightly and is not top tier anymore, but only a high tier.
>>562431158which streamer
>>562431517>Play against any of them>Never see "Good!" popup
>>562432104https://www.twitch.tv/pinheadsv
>>562431654nobody has a problem with this
>>562432104https://www.twitch.tv/alcino_
>>562431517if you lose to cag you got gapped
>>562431654saving rising
>>562432313i know that you are my truthington
>>562432246>2B>every match fluctuates between 120~230ms
>>562431052>>562431517your character?
>>562432745un placer
>>562432313dont know a single lick of french but i can tell he is very very unhappy fighting you
>>562432107What kinda nerd uses motion controls?
>>562432892
>>562433048and you're accusing OTHERS of drooling on their controllers?
>>562433048>mid looks>mid gameplay>mid buttonshow are you not bored of rising yet
>>562433224playing neutral is fun when you play vs 15% of the cast that still plays it
>>562433209Shut the fuck up top tier spamming tranny unlike you I have to work for a living
>>562433048god, i love blonde white anime women.
>>562432313>only randomly mashes>only gets hits on you by using cthrows and other warioware faggot shit>has "GM" in the stream title just because the season has reset and going 0-2 against every GM he findsplease make sure he uninstalls
>>562433432I think you meant to attach a Djeeta image to your post
>>562433445zamn this fella got soriz's balls deeeep in his throat
>>562432313omelette au frumage
>>562433445I'm probably fucked once he realizes that Vas can just mash ult tackle or armored savage rampage on my plus frames and beat almost all of my options, but thankfully he's refusing to lab the matchup.
>>562433726>homosexual fantasies out of nowhereclassic french
>>562433816AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHMY FUCKING COCK JUST EXPLODED
>>562433652>top 15 characteryou are not a serious poster.
>>562433940>out of nowhereI'm not the one deepthroating a Soriz's Loincloth.
>>562434164
>>562433048Taking Katalina and Vira as sister-wives to my off-grid homestead but keeping them in separate houses so their cycles never align.
>schizo namedrop hours
>>562433914I'll note this for when I pick up Vasewario
>>562434248AND NOW THE WHITE PEE IS COMING OUT!!!!
>>562433914i had a smile on my face when he ended a midscreen combo with sba.
>>562434314>someone makes a blogpost>provides the stream of their matches>wtf schizos namedropping??? how could this happen to us....
>>56243291966L counts as a motion
>>562434642>Dash button
>>562434642>He doesn't use the dash button
>>562434164So did Djeeta's
>>562433816reverse image searching this with iqdb gave me some twink with a blown out asshole.
>the streamer has 2B as his partner
>>562435148>non-tranny and cute artstyle
>>562435232
>>562435386>tranny and ugly artstyle
>>562435386>reddit fox
>>562435461>>562435481>>562435561
THEY NEED TO NERF BEELZEBUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>stroive (forma de no asalto salvaje) gameplay is out>it looks actually good
>>562436008Anything looks good after playing GBVSR.
>>562436008Orgies at fausting are back on the menu boys
>>562436008just seeing no 66L or BC is already tempting me to reinstall for a bit
>>562417557Based Xewom dunking on Dix, its ugly designs and its even uglier visuals.
>>562436720>that fontYou wax your balls.
i dood it i dood it nyhehehhahaha dood dood itglider image
>>562436807I use tweezers actually.
>>562436807You don't? That's not good anon, we must correct that...
>>562436720no cares, black fatty.
>>562436903You look like this.
>>562436965OK dixer
>>562436996I never tire of how fucking done that Lion look.
>>562436996me when i play vs (your main)
>>562436720You can't convince me that they're not making characters this ugly on purpose just to sell costumes later.
>>562437351I mean, that argument would only work if a costume could fix them. No costume, official or modded, can fix the dogshit ugly faces in dix.
>>562437351Costumes don't fix faces.
>>562437351Nah, 90% of the playerbase is just tranny normalfags.
>>562437532>rising out of nowhere
>>562437840Rising is 90% ironic weebs which is worse.
>>562437515but ingrid's face looks good.
>>562438090Sure, you are entitled to that opinion.
>>562438090She looks someone pulled a 2D character into reality, deformed skull and all.
>the absolute state of the game that forced me to be jealous of a soive patch
>>562417193>Beatrix evenly spread among the Top 4Knew she was balanced buff Nier
>>562436008prove it
Babu
>>562436893yay u dood it
>>562440639fH is a war crime
>>562436008It looks like the same coinflip into 70%+ game it's always been. It might be cool to mash in it for a bit with the lobbybros though.
>>562441274she>emoji clapneeds>emoji clap, skin tone 4IT
We all heard about war crime buttons, but what are some peace offering buttons?
>>562441270ill get you
>>562436893>>562441667This is my ally.
>>562441604
>>562441604Charlotta's f.H
>>562442001 good one.
I dunno if I'm ass or mom is ass, but she certainly feels like fucking ass to play.
>>562441604yuel
>9/10 of telly strums on right now have the LGBT tagWhy are we so full of trannies
>hardstuck at SS+ 5 for 3 months nowthis is my peak bros... thanks for believing in me
>>562445253match count?>inbe4 less than 1kur not hardstuck then
>>56244593229.2k
>>562446026good jokegood talk
>>562445932actual anon here(was in a match)its around 1.5kbeen playing on-and-off since launch
>>562446531for a player to be permastuck in the current SS ranks means your gameplan has big holes which should be easily distinguishedif you want to post a replay im sure we will help
>>562445253>>562446531You can make it bro, you just gotta labPost replays
post BBLmaxxed vikky.
>>562446531>1.5k matches>since launchthat's like 1.5 matches per day
>>562446951You mean BBWmaxxed?
>>562448378I meant BBCmaxxed
>>562446701>>562446706Yeah gimme a moment
>>562440639bishoujous...
>>562448539I'm leaving to eat something nice but will review upon return
imagine if soriz came with a fireball and dp
>>562451579nigga he is the fireball
>>562451579soriz should become more powerful with every fireball he eats
imagine if soriz were a woman
Imagine there's no heaven
https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgcStarting soon, apparently.Figured I'd share cause why not.
There is a heaven and my lobbingtons will be waiting there for me.
>>562453356thank you i no longer remember what day it is
imagine if vaseraga came with a fireball
>>562453537imagine if i came on ferry's thigh highs
Holy squeaky voice
>>562453356paragrub on Holy Fridaygawdlike
>>562453356
i hate swizzle
niggas really be out here mashing on their autoplay infinite bc safe pressure toons like metera zooey eustace and think they're good at the gamethis dogshit deserves to eos
>>562456526hes a nice guy
>>562456847but enough about bea
no he isn't
>>562457593sheep...
Swizzle mogs you desu
nah, i'm 7 & a half n thick
stop thinking about gay sex with kangaroos for 1 fucking second
>>562458214Well what the fuck else am I supposed to think about
>>562456975the dumbest cardinal speaks 20 languagesdo you think these people haven't thought this shit through
how do i stop letting sandalphon players get away with walk up slowly jab into walk up slowly jab
FAYIAH
can the i dood it fox main join lobbyi wanna fight you
>>562459158>evangelicalsthat's your problem right thereblame Martin Luther
>>562453624
You can dood GM this time, I believe
Why don't any actual cute transgirls play this game? Where is my beautiful newhalf goddess
>>562460842YOUR MAIN???????
>>562460913Vaseraga
>>562456975soi coded post
>>562460842Gatekept by CharlottaGAWDS
do we have any anons in paragon tonight?
i still love you
oh god I inhaled some sour sugar dust stuff on these mike n ikes and I feel like I'm gonna die
>>562416793I don't remember posting my selfie here.
>>562460842They were intimidated by kizzingtons
Anyone up to playing goo goo babies with Cag?
What's all this with Grub and the babies?
>>562442463
>un placer.>un placer.>opa e ai!
>>562464782Abe propaganda
>>562464970ggs shake my onion
>>562464970ill take un placer over opa e ai anytime
Zzzzz
>>562460842Considering Cagliostro and Ladiva the lack is a surprise.
>>562463132but the damage is irreversible
>>562464782apparently when designing an event somebody had the brilliant idea of "what if everyone baby". im sure nobody would ever forcefully subject us to their fetish.
>>562465163hey, that's my country
>>562465992fetish?
>>562466278yes
breh
>>562467192Helios for season 3, for the 4th WHEEEEYYY characters
GBV2 should be a 3D game, it's about time we get a 3D anime game.
ban rat...
>>562467396you disgust me
>>562467357
>>562467396no its our turn to make a smash clone.
>>562467587*FighterZ clone
>>562467587>>562467792*2xko clone
Cute transgirls are doing porn, not playing fighting games...
>>562468074waow
>>562467441>>562467473>>562467587>zero hesitation from anonsSurely the idea isn't that horrendous.
Miner for season 3
>>562468721i cant believe vaseraga likes miners
>>562468637i was talking about vikala on paragon not a 3d fighter. frankly if we are wasting millions of uma bucks on a game they should make a plane combat game or a mech combat game
I don't like this game.It sucks.
cause you're a bitch azzzzz niggawhat what in the butt
dsg dsg dsg dsg dsg
Vamos Yoru
2b is so scrubby she makes bea look hard working
>>562474729nier, that looks a little overcooked
>>562474807then cook it yourself
>>562474807show us your cooking big guy
>>562474807uma delicia...
>>562474729is she cooking something nice
When was the last time you guys had fun playing this game? You guys seem to doompost a little bit.
>>562476054bout 11 hours ago
>>562476054I had fun today. I revenge-perfected a Bicky.
>>562476054right this moment
How does Vas put his helmet on? The metal wraps around the holes his horns go through.
>>562476054probably around october of 2024
>>562476207PIGGU
Ilsa killed the game
>>562476054First three months. After that, I got pretty fucking sick of blueslop moves and 66L faggotry. I play every now and then since the last update but it's not frequent at all and I'm ready to move on, this game is real asshole juice and even the people that play it mostly do it because they're not interested in any other fighting game out right now. Maybe I'll hop on to avatar or the new marvel game down the line but I dunno.
>>562476971Someone post the truke gif
>>562477040>I'm ready to move on,well?what you're waiting for?
>somebody is watching my replays and thumbs upping themoh gosh ///////////
>>562477498
>>562477498it's mekeep it up champ :)
>>562477498Someone spectated me when I was playing with a friend.
>>562477931doesn't it feel awkward?
>>562476391One leg at a time.
>e-daters in the public lobby are real
nobody has ever cared who I amnobody will ever care who I amnobody likes fighting me
why the fuck do I have to slog my ass through EVERY round when tardnigs top tiers just press their best in slot far heavy button that reaches to pluto and also crushes everything and has zero recovery on whiff because fuck you and the moment it hits you get splattered against the wall for a full bnb ending into superjump hkdwhy can't vira get any of this
Ilsa saved grub https://x.com/i/status/2039785757997732341
My Twitter is nothing but lil grubabssend help https://x.com/i/status/2039723612031393836bonus donkey (respect donkeys)https://x.com/i/status/2040003519655313714
>>562479470But you just descibed Vira...
>>562479216NA lobby has occasional talks about hrt and growing titties. Groomers cannot be stopped
>>562480112NIGGA YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE THIS TO>Cag fH>Vas fM>Bea fH>Lowain fM>Sandalphon fH>Luci fM>Galleon fH>Wilnas fH
>>562480292YeahThat move is better than most of those.
>>562480494stop shitposting and do something with your life
>>562480292that shit's 8 frames and combos into 22U which takes you across the entire screen. Learn your character viranigger
>>562480620where's the reachwhere is itwheretell mefag.
>>562480724on your massive fM, FAG.
>>562480810>medium clash priority>gets nuked by every overpowered fH spammer i.e every top tier You are retarded.
>>562480618RetardIf you don't understand how fucking good that move is, then you should stop playing fighting games.Even an absolute newcomer to fighters would recognize that bullshit move's advantages.
>>562481061so whiff punish or use her broken ults to crush fHs is this your first fighting game?
i beat the sheep anon to GM with my powerful great sword>looks at hand and clenches fistim so good... maybe i will eat something nice
>>562481290what broken ults>U scarlet oats doesn't lead to anything and is suicide on block>U lumi always costs 50, never a chance at a refund. Does no chip damage, damage on its own is pathetic. Garbo startup and tracking in neutral I can go on>U dp doesn't even give enough oki to sideswap unlike luci's>U darkane needs corner to combo start Whiff punish with what? My stubby fH that goes nowhere? My basic bitch fM that gets crushed by every siegnigger mashing his fH?>>562481235>glazing vira's fMyou are not a serious poster. schizo.
Is perci an honest character
Sheep anon does not ragequit his way to GM
Is Lancelot an honest character
Which fucking retard thought it was a good idea to design vira with no projectile thus forcing her to rushdown, but then not giving her any free plus frames on her 2m or skill cancelsWhy does gran, narmaya and belial get both +1 2m and plus frame cancels on block
viwa
>>562476054right now
>>562482686Pit whore
>>562481805>vira's fMStop.
>>562482225He will do it legit this time right right?
>>562482861>Vira fH is stubby>her fM constantly gets crushed by busted fH spamwhich part of this do you not getShe CANNOT outpoke anyone half decent in this game
>>562482101With that f.M? Hell fucking no.
i always knew i was nice I KNEWget da fuk outta here you mozzarella WHAPmy greatest ally, call that one anon GAY
>>562481805I didn't think it was possible to be too retarded for viramaybe you should try gran or bea
>>562483228>Hurr just play a high tier/top tier and the game is easyNo shit. However unlike you I have some self-respect.
>>562483110I barely see him use this. It's all 66L and flame carpet.
>>562483402Be happy he doesn't
>>562482448Gran and Narmaya are in the same tier as vira thoughbeit
>thoughbeit
>>562485681please understand anon is EXTREMELY brown
thougheverbeitfully
Bea would use the word thoughbeit thoughever
https://x.com/kuretyan_39/status/2040003519655313714https://x.com/LeiYunLi/status/2040185669545271681https://x.com/MiracchiMisaki/status/2039976047802986748
Is a low 66M better than one that hits high?
https://x.com/koh_cassida/status/2040021867768250684
>>562490685Let's gooooooo
>>562490552A low is generally better by itself, because an overhead 66M has to work in tandem with other parts of the kit (grappler moves, setup play).
ketsubattler will get a season 3 before grub
>>562491127On the other hand most characters can get a temu version of the low with 662U but if you don't have an overhead 66M you may not have any grounded overheads, besides the autocombo ender which is rather underwhelming.
>>562491910We're on season 5 or so
>>562492218Most high 66Ms are really slow though. It's really hard to hit them unless the opponent is sleeping.
>just react bro
What kind of person will willingly choose and use this trophy, I wonder...
>>562493329what does that mean
>>562490101Give me one good reason why re-stands still exist
>>562492527The slow ones generally be combo'd after on a CH though which is nice.
Vikala in top 8.
>>562495381What the FUCK is tilin?
>>562495446In Spanish it means having a crush on someone, or to be more precise, the expression "me hace tilÃn" means that.
>>562495574Wait, so Iago and Dragalia are from a Spanish speaking country too?
>>562495693Dunno
Un placer.
>troll got no replies from upplaying vira>now he's downplaying her to ragebait
in five days this gen will die anyways
>>562497132kys schizo spammer
>>562497585What happens in 5 days?
blue nier is a beafag like everyone else and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>downplayingis hatsoon always an asshole or is it just average 2b faggot behavior
>>5624953812B in top 1.
hatsoon more like hatroon
>>562497585Tokon isn't going to be out for a while tho
>>562500476strive goes back to have somewhat of an actual neutral game
why doesn't lade play this game no more
>>562501472It's over...
>>562501472Strive stops being a good game when one of two conditions are met:>Someone picks Happy Chaos or Nagoryuki in the character select screen>Someone lands a hit confirm
Grub stops being a good game when one of two conditions are met:>Someone picks Siegfried or Beatrix in the character select screen>Someone lands a 66lftfy
>>562502071This but when someone 66Ls, BCs, does an ultimate, picks one of the obnoxious characters who dont play neutral
>>562502198picks one of the obnoxious characters who dont play neutralName them.
>>562502071>he admitted that stroive at least still requires you to be able to hit confirm unlike the casino and zoner slop meta in grub
>>562502397last time i checked the meta was still shotos
>>562502397>unlike the casino and zoner slop meta in grubLiterally Nago and HC
nigger vampire hasn't been relevant in stroive for years
Counterpoint: nigger vampire is not fun to play against
god FORBID a fighting game character can do more than walk left and right, punch and kick
>>562503335The same can be said for many characters in this game. So that's not really much of a point.
>>562503379I draw the line at fireballs.
>>562476054May 25th 2025
>>562503379god FORBID a fighting game character plays a different game from the rest*Oops, wrote a different sentence accidentally.All that HRT I take 247 must be getting to my head, haha!
I haven't slept all night, 8am lobby?!
>>562501472As nice as that would be for Strive players, the idea that big patches actually bring back that many players as well as retain both them and the current playerbase is wrong.You'd basically have to re-release the entire game as a new package to even attempt at getting more people to play it. They may call it Strive 2, but it's just a big update that'll alter the cast in unknown ways to newcomers and they'll still moan about the same characters and drop the game.
>>562504107I bet a lot of people are going to quit because they can't scam a win anymore.
>>562504218Was wild assault THAT powerful? I never played the later releases of the game.
Newcitie here, do people still think 2B is a fraud in big 2026?
>>562479216>>562480269Should have limited communication to pre-mades, sticks and emotes.
>>562504479>Whiff cancelling normalsShe always will be, since she was designed to be one
>>562504701>No 66l>No meterless dp>SKL gutted Put more effort.
>>562504701>Newcitie herewhy are you replying to the obvious trollthe resident shitposter just wants to farm you's because ppl will rightfully call out 2bfrauds but his act is too obvious
>>562504906but it's you
Hatroon is so good at this game
Why are all cag mains either brown or trannies?
>half the meter gen of everyone else>cooldowns limited by SKL>no 66L>no BC-safe light button>BC always leads to hkd>no cL>cH frame trap>no throwbait that beats delay 2L>spaced pressure is just suggested RPS>no chip damage>no command throw>unblockable nigh unusable since her first nerf>win condition removed in the "big meaty"
>>562505319hatsoon could say "the sky is blue" and everyone would sperg out, thats how hard he mindbroke this general
>>562494164narmaya's butthole
>2B>cooldowns
But what makes the sky blue?
>>562506206gay homoangel buttsex
>>562505774>thats how hard he mindbroke this generalbecause he would easily smoke everyone here in a money match 10 to 0 and gbvsg knows it
>>562506239Magnificent…
>>562506283Not my hero, our GranGOD!
>>562479470https://x.com/lambda_prpr/status/2039261120142459126your safejab tardkiller setup?
>>562506415>thinking anyone here has a chance against a top 8 regularkek
>>562506415For me it's the cag anon. Not the yellow one
>>562506032>finish combo>need to wait 10-13 seconds in neutral position (opponent can't be in blockstun) to be able to do that same combo again>when other characters have their specials go off cooldown DURING the comboyes, nigga, cooldowns.
>>562506429sadly BC exists.
>>562506429That's just what happens against multi-hit SBAs.
could hatsoon beat redlotta
>>562504289Three versions of Assault with slightly different properties depending on the character. Imagine a high speed long range 66L that could guard crush, gave you massive plus frames and/or you could cancel out of the recovery frames to follow up in unique ways, and/or use it in the middle of combos like it was a Raging Chain. And the big guys got Vaseraga superarmor while doing it.
I miss her so much bwos. for me grub died with herhttps://youtube.com/shorts/zDxejdiN-Bo?si=VuwUK78hLTkZNTSP
>pozzed up url>3dpd whoreyup i aint clickin that no way no how
>>562507279Did she die or something?
kill all foxniggers
>>562481346EXTREMELY based
>>562495381Wilnas in top 8!
>all 2btroon posts minutes apartnyoticing
>>562508031Hatsoon broke you kek
Who is the funnest character to play in this game?Not the best, the funnest.
>>5625081962b
>>562508196zooey with the huge boobs modsor versusia with the huge boobs modsI don't know why, but it's funny haha
>>562508196wilnas
>>562508196Charlotta, Vira, Vikala, Soriz, Yuel.
>>562508196The best are the most fun, since they can actually play the game when fighting against each other.
>>562508196see>>562508316but add gran because i know the sound of boot connecting causes intense ass pain in my opponents
When are they nerfing vaseraga? Oh wait never, because zoners exist to make him look balanced despite zoners shitting on everyone. Fuck this game.
>>562508102>not denying it
place in a top 8 before replying next time lil blud kek
>>562509028Alright, but what about OTHER GAMES where shotos are top tier, though?
>>562476054Thursday. Which was the last time I was playing the game.Shit is still fun. Love me Rising.
>>562509702Standard shotos dont have half the kit vaseraga does
vaseraga is a shoto>has a DP>has a fireball>has a forward moving special
>>562509907>Mr. Peg poster is a scatfagOf course.
>>562509702>other gamesand where would you place siegfried, belial and beatrix in the tier list little timmy
>>562510203It's called Shart Launcha for a reason.
>>562510113>NOW we play footsies!
>>562510113spicy shoto, lets meet there
>>562476054Yesterday in a Gorilla vs Gorilla game against a Soriz.
Lets see how balanced mr "just switch to metera" is:-highest health in the game-access to high midscreen damage with 0 setup or positional awareness because of braindead corner carry off his specials-fully invincible reversal command grab that functions as an anti air for some reason-neutral skip-braindead rps stance slop with no counterplay-projectile pressure-large disjointed buttons-does a billion safe chip damage-PLUS ON WHIFF-kills you in 2 reads which are often low risk high reward meanwhile you have to guess for your life 5 times-is uglywhat am I missing
>>5625108029-1 mu against metera so stop bitching and deport him back to soive yourselfif you refuse to switch you deserve to lose
>>562510802>fully invincible reversal command grab that functions as an anti air for some reason?????????????????
>>562511103It's really funny but if you do a jump in he can anti air you with it because your button will phase through
>>562510802-bad 66l-poor abare options-no meterless dp-needs to burn meter constantly to get his gameplan started-horrific matchup spread
>>562511306Vaseraga has the strongest blueslop kit in the game, we are not having the meter conversation
>>562511438>NYOOO URGH MIGAWWWD U EXTINCTION ISSA BROKEN BROKEN BROKEEEEN>*spot dodges it*>now he's down 50 meter and holding his dick looking like a tool???
>needs meter>in the game that shits out free meter for existing >gains more meter than other characters due to higher health pool
>>562511306>>>>>>horrific matchup spread>slight losingmetera, ferry, vane>winningeveryone else
>>562511596>ferryhow can anyone watch awt and think ferry wins vs vaseraga?
>>562511596>Metera 'slight win' over vasIs that why we see vas genocided out of every tournament by any donkey kong mashing whore wife?
>horrific matchup spreadPlay an actual low tier like ladiva or galleon
>the character with the strongest corner pressure in the game>low tier
>>562511734The vaseraga player at awt was doing random wakeup U command grabs
>Just spot dodge it lmao
Vas mains will kick and scream about every other character, then turn around and end the game the moment U fireball connects
>wtf he won because he just did random reversals on wakeup
>>562511858>strongest corner pressure in the gameThat's Metera
why don't you niggers just swap to metera and personally holocaust every vas you see instead of bitching about him every thread every day
>>562485681>>562486208it's a meme you dip
Vas gets outzoned by anyone with a fireball until he gets 50%Then he will throw out ult instinction, aka the only option he hasThen he is back to getting outzonedJust spotdodge the most obvious ult slop in the game and collect the free win
>>562512113being black isn't a "meme" it's a form of divine punishment that has been inflicted on you for the sins of your past life
>>562512067Zoner's aren't fun to play as.
>>562512237You don't have to play her every game you shitbird. Only the times when you run into a vas.
>>562511287bro like 70% of the cast has a meterless DP...
>>562512174if im in a position where I can react and dodge his blueslop, then that also means im giving him space to armor up.
granblue fantasy versus we both select our characters before the match rising
>>562512237What's the matter anon, can't handle piloting the single (1) character in the game with sauce?
Why do vaseraga players pretend like they're the only ones that have to deal with zoners, when they also have a full screen armored low
why do retards read "he's pretty bad into some of the strongest characters in the game" and think that means "ONLY THIS CHARACTER is bad into these characters"are you a fucking bergstein
>>562512435>spam arrows on cooldown>sauce
>>562512358armor up will happen no matter what, you can always take the 1200 damage command throwult instinction leads to 50% of your lifelearn some risk-reward decisions
>>562512421how about you switch if you know you're going up against a vasnigger?>b-b-but how would I know in ranked thoTournament bracket setting and lobbies allow this. Aka the real competitive scene in this mario party masher.
Only a third of the Rising newcomers so far have had meterless DPs
Vaseraga is just the next in line to never ever shut up about now that lowain got nerfedAnd then you're going to reply to this post saying ">Lowain" ">Nerfed" "he's still top 1" because you're predictable faggots
>>562512581>he might blueslop, so just let him armor up and get in for freehows it goin down there in A rank
>>562512591no i want us both to go to character select in ranked where we both see whos gonna hover what for 30 seconds and play the ultimate party game of chicken
I, for one, am glad we lost our Vaseragas.
>>562512647Pipe down Hatroon, you fucking 2bfaggot. Try playing a real character one day
i don't understand how they buff and nerfwhy do some characters get overbuffed and suddenly become super strong while others get a wristslap and still ruin the game?
>let the vaseraga armor up so he can run the life or death mixup on you for free
>>562512669he only throws out ult instiction when ur already half screen and you still get hit despite it being the most obvious ult in the game lol
>>562512794The reality is that the game is very balanced by virtue of every character being fucking identical so the meta is entirely based on feefees and vibes
>vaseraga does the super telegraphed blue slop neutral skip>its not minus enough to punish at certain ranges>its enough for him to mash U command grab through your 5L
>>562513005>>its not minus enough to punish at certain rangesthere is not a single ultimate fireball that you can punish at mid screen after spot dodging it
>>562512669no one is A rank anymore in this dead game retard
the game has actually grown and averages 400 players instead of 300
Metera is broken and Vaseraga players are carried
>>562513160>>562380659i was gonna flame you but it turned out you are actually correct.
>>562513341What about rat players?
>"NOOOOO MYY CHARACTER ISN'T CARRIED! THIS ONE CHARACTER SHITS ON HIM"
No character shits on 2B though
>>562513438there's lots of other zoners anonone of them is even top 1!
y-yeah i'm sick... sick as hell..! *cough*
>>562512794>i don't understand how they buff and nerfNeither do they
>>562513502bubs, bea, vas, katalina, wilnas, vane, versusia, metera, cag and belial
>>562513976you are, literally, just garbage2b has no weaknesses
>All this talk about A ranksStinky's boogyman... Forgotten...
>>562514083cant help but read your posts with an indian accent
>>562416671WHAT KIND OF PROTECTION DOES THIS ARMOR PROVIDE?
>>562514324stops me from sniffing her nape and massaging her thighs.
>>562514324it stops me from sucking on her nipples so I have to dig into her belly button instead for nutrients
>>562514243>downplayer imagines things irl as well as in-gameno surprise there
>>562514514you are indian
off topic / racism
>>562514597false
>>562514597BRAHMINBVLLS own you
>>562514730reporting posts is low t behavior. Let me guess, you main yuel or vikala?
divine general general
>>562515035That sounds like something a shitposter would say.
Corns in your area.
Shit talk cag metera ferry players all you want but you have to admit you needs fundies to make her work
>>562515546you sound like a big baby
>>562516691
Getting babied by Zeta.
putting babies in zeta
godhander
I am so glad to be heterochud! Bring on schizo posts!
>>562517517but you are the schizo
>>562517610the schizo is gay. You lose!
My brain is fried from playing GBVSR everyday
>>562518548>>562518618>Double posting
>>562518725One of the most beloved /gbvsg/ memes.
JOBsan...
>>562519151Some japspeaker tell him to shill the single player too next time.
>>562519151>didn't mention the game being fun once>said nothing about the gameplay
>>562519424>hurr I cant dodge ilsas lasers so she killed the game
Correct. I say this and I also hate women.
>>562519521Why didn't they dodge the slaps?
correct dsg
>>562519689He's plus on whiff.
>>562519521laser vs a character with full screen pillars and billion other projectiles
>>562519805Mom is shit tier. Even Anila blows through laser
>>562519805U pila is slow as fuck, why would someone even try to use it there?
>>562519805why mom didn't just alt f4 at the 10 second mark i will not understand
>>562519991Because the carried mom cocksucker discovered that mom is on a lower tier in the fraud shit carried list.
>>562519991>ok M pila didnt work, maybe ill try U pila since slowdown can help a lot!!>narrator - the slowdown didnt help
How the fuck is she 13 againDoes this look like a 13 year old to you
>>562520329The best part of vanilla discourse was everyone lusting for Ferry then having to backpedal because the drawing had a certain number attached to it.
>>562520425Why are normalfags so afraid of little girls?
>>562519752Haven't seen this gif in decade holy shit
>>562520425everyone is a hebephile, some just deny it and lie to themselves because of Hollywood propaganda
>>562520329>fan artEarly bloomers exist, anyway.
>>562520630rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rap
>>562520630what a good boy beppo is
>>562520425kys>>562520567>>562520478
>>562416671>ZetaToo much sex in OP
>kekhander posting hours
Ahem.Futa Zeta.Thoughts?
I do not care for Ferry.
More tight ghost pussy + "fweeeh" moans during sex (god imaginnnne) for me then.
>>562519805it really needs an extended cooldown on spotdodge
>>562522393>>562522554...is that a prison bunk bed?
>>562522393i get its supposed to be a petal but it just looks like there is a hole in the nier blanky
>>562522968>go to prison for your nier daki>they let you keep the daki for good behavior
>>562522916Where can I buy those?
character animations/little details tier list
>>562523135Cygme' store? They probably ran out, though.
I hate that i was circumcised
>>562524761
>>562524761its not fair
>>562524761I sympathize, Weenington.
Why is that even a thing in USA?
>>562525156jews own everything and everyone.
>>562525156not american but I imagine there are more Jews there
>>562525156(((they))) tell parents that it helps with hygiene and stops masturbation because cleaning your dick is just so fucking hard apparentlythey sometimes do it without consent toopretend i posted a nier
>>562525156Apparently done under the pretext of hygiene.Why americans don't teach their kid to pull on their slug and wash it instead, I don't know.
>>562525391>Apparently done under the pretext of hygiene.did you search that on google? google doesn't tell you it's something that was influenced by jew traditions. jews do it (or at least I think they still do it)
>>562525390america is so weird to me, im so glad i dont live there
>>562525156Because hospitals do it without asking the parents and then charge them. It's pretty much free money for them.
Why the fuck can I never punish Djeeta's rekka?I know it's unsafe on block but my 5L never seems to work.
>>562525508No, I'm just telling you what the most common pretexts are used when it's done for non religious purposes, it's either>Hygiene>Pingus skin too tightThus, if your family isn't jewish or musulman, yet htey still snipped your weewee, chances are they were told to do so for either of those.
>>562524761you have no idea how bad it actually is. i have a dorsal slit. basically a half circumcision. the side that isn't circumcized has so much more feeling and sensitivity. the other cut side is a dry ugly hellhole. i fully support reparations for the snipped. granblue fantasy versus rising. >>562525718what character
everyone on 4chan is dumb as shit until they start talking about circumcised penises then all of the sudden it's a congregation of the world's finest geniuses
>>562525860I like you guys and hate the game
>>562525860As dumb as it sound it's a very serious thing anon, we're talking about infant getting their genital mutilated for some non sensical reasons, the weird thing is how normal it is for so many people.
I'd rather fight a Wilnas carrying an Ilsa under one arm and a Charlotta riding along master-blaster style than just ONE fucking Ladiva.
i heavily prefer this civilized talk over one or two obnoxious schizo downplayers going nuts>>562525836>dorsal sliti looked this up and pictures look awful, though i still dont really understand how does that happen
>>562525717Hold the fuck up, what?>hospitals do it without asking the parentsYour hospital would be razed to the fucking ground if they pulled that shit in my cunt, this isn't real right?
>game is so dead thread would rather talk about mutilated infant penises
>>562525747they give you a laundry list of reasons but the actual reason is that pharma and cosmetic companies want the skin.>>562526054i supposedly had an actual unresolving phimsosis causing problems and a surgeon did this instead of a full circumcision. the upper half is basically uncovered.>>562526378lol. lmao. im drawing the line here. i wont post about penises anymore!!! lets all discuss hypothetical 2.60 changes coming 5 months from now and get excited for evo japan.
Leave it to the fox redditor to know all about what happens to circumcised dicks from kids.
>>562525836>what characterSiegfraud. But after labbing it for a bit it turns out the Djeeta downplayers were simply lying. The M rekka is perfectly safe.Sorry about your penis, bro
Are any of the characters in Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising circumcised? Is it Djeeta?
Penis discussion is a core tenet of /gbvsg/
>>562526819percival and uno.
luv lil harvins
>>562526819>>562526875aaand back to faggot hours
>>562527052*snip ur wenus*checkmate, atheist
>>562525836I dont want reparations or money. The people that have done this to me, the people that encourage it, they need to be executed. Only way I can feel solice.
>>562527052But no one mentioned Kou yet who is definitely uncircumcised by the way
Why can people dash over Vikala's trap?
>when i walk into the downplaying competition and my opponent is also a shoto main
>>562527649Devs hate cag and vikala
>>562527764what does this post mean
https://www.twitch.tv/kizziekay310return of the king
>japan is upplaying ex djeeta againhttps://x.com/zawapush/status/2040469264059318344
>>562528546https://x.com/zawapush/status/2040470920238977485>translate>arse-gal
>>562525836
>>562528546>>562528848Never thought of using it that way
>>562524348shiwo...
>>562524761The foreskin is the male G-spotThis is why I grub instead of having sex and making babies, landing SSBA is better than cumming.
>>562525156Stupid religious people. Stupid religious people ruin LITERALLY everything, always. Stupid retarded mutt traditions? Look no further than some retarded zealot.Forced sterilization for the religious.
dsg dsg dsg dsg dsg dsg
>>562528536DAS GAWDLIKE
DSMV
dumb shark general
dick sucking galleons
sucking galleon's dick
>>562531507MMMMMSSSHHHHLLLRRRRRPPP
>>562530683calm down schlomo joe
I am the king of /gbvsg/.
>>562531825and trans
>>562531682>horrible shit happens because of some stupid faggot n*gg*r>goy cattle: "Relax dude haha.... moooooooooo!"kys
be honest be really honest no memeswhat's gayer? my rainbow vest or a level 2000 bubs mainbe honest, no horsing around
>>562531989cow... would say this?
>muh clique posting
>>562531989gaytheism was created by j*ws, just fyiyou are the goy cattle
why do i fight another ex djeeta every time i play the game, i'm tired of that stupid plus on block throw bait that punishes anything i try against it
nier is goy cattle
only 4 more months until the patch and the new mechanic that makes the game worse
>>562532630asanagi made a new djeeta picture so you have to die
>>562532924>4 months>tokon releaseevery time. FKHR and the board of gayrectors calculating the perfect moment to release gbvsr updates so that everyone can put extra effort into not giving a single fuck about themFKHR literally goes to bed with other fighting games directors to get the dates of their games updates so that he can release the gbvsr update 24 hours earlier or later
>>562533320plenty of previous patches did not coincide with any other gamesthats not the main reason rising is in its current state which seems to be what you are implying
>>562533854of course it isnt but it makes me chucklelike someone said once, its like all the forces of the universe are against this game
what do you mean the move where she *jumps off the ground* cant be low profiled?
>>562533945>all the forces of the universeif all the forces of the universe were one man then yeah
>>562532063rainbow vest
@562533973don't reply to the schizo
>>562533973>>562534118I AM REPLYING
>>562533973Have a (You), friend.
>>562533973viwa sex
>>56253397366H, my beloved
I wonder if cag players just mash random buttons in neutral and react to what happens>>562533973I am replying to the schizo respectfully
>>562507009He lost to redlotta on a golshicup and told him to kill himself
>>562533973
>>562534564That clip is so fucking retarded, holy shit.
>>562533973>>562534118same guy
>>562533025>Yool in the microwave>Beautiful, in harmony, smooth, can hear the VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM>Ni*r in the microwave>Ugly, 5fps, will probably make it explode
>>562534726what nowready to take your meds yet?
>reddit fox
I accidentally drank 3 days worth of booze in a single evening
>vira discourse
Anyone in EU wanna play?I got an hour, approximately.
>schizo samefaggingcall me when it's over
I accidentally had hot gay sex with Kou and came inside him multiple times
>>562535010>>562535028I wish we had sexy chibis instead of retard-looking ones
>>562534873What are you going to drink for the next two days then?
>>562535080And yet you're still less gay than the average Lucilius player
>>562535080still less gay than a bubz main
My dream is to one day be as good as Hatsoon at this game
>>562535028>I got an hour, approximately.Euros are so busy all the time
>>562535145Djeeta cock milk
>>562535283He means he can resist 1 hour playing Rising before he gets AIDS.
>>562535283>busyhis mom is sending him to bed.
>>562535230Stalking is bad
>>562535446I assumed he had to go have sex with his GF after an hour.
>>562535230#mogged
but why is every setplay tool also the lowest risk neutral skip on top of being absurd oki
>>562535230try doing it in a tournament, scamlotta
>>562535603Everyone does to cleanse the faggotry you get from playing GBVSR.
>>562535315
>>562535603>>562535683sure thing, buddy.
>>562535651I need it.
>>562535773Give me 3 reasons why you need it.
>>562535978calculusexecutionpracticei play chess, you throw rocks. we are not the same
I wish my character had rocks to throw...
>>562536105Fuark....
>>562536282SEXOOOOOOOOO
>>562536218if i could get a footjob from cag it would be much more fun than playing against the character, why won't they add that to the game
>>562536282WHY IS SHE NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!
vira intercourse
>>562536379draph_cag_footjob.mp4
>>562536218cagbros we're in the stone ages with rocks and spears how can we compete with geniuses doing calculus..
>>562536164Soriz bro...https://files.catbox.moe/cem133.mp4
>>562536282>this flew by everybody's heads when i posted it three months agoi hate this gen
>viraschizo came backgrim
>viraschizo came backkino
>>562537317why does soriz stand like hes holding the most intense shit of his life in
>>562537504so another day?
>he's even back to his samefagging ways
do you think devs do the masturbation act when creating characters?like they have a favorite waifu in the frenchise look at the naked model?
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>>562537793yes
i'm going to masturbate to ferry now
>>562537805oh yeah? how about you shut the up fuck, bitch.
How can people in their right mind downplay 2b
>>562538403I-issa all mids...
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Haven't played in a bit, anyone EU wanna play for a bit?
>>562538549i didn't ask. now finish my fucking order already.
>>562538549I SAID THE SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE NOT KETCHUP BITCH
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You should put corns instead
>>562538928But pickles are yummy
>>562538928finally. hurry up next time.oh sweet, that stinking retard put extra pickles in. nice.
total corn destruction
Total cornication
>>562539274I think so too actually. I even bought some pickled cucumbers yesterday. I liked eating them and also drinking the pleasantly sour pickle cucumber juice that they're in. It's so nice
>>562539173
>and also drinking the pleasantly sour pickle cucumber juice
>>562539527
I edged to futa for 3 hours and finally cummed
>>562539845Link?
>>562539845How much did you shoot?
>>562539826Pickle cucumber brine is amazing. Great for sipping on occasionally. A white man's drink.
>>562539527I buy pickle in a pouch as a snack and usually drink the brine of the dill pickle or the hot pickle it's quite good, sometimes i use it to make gin or vodka cocktails
>>562540152slavs aren't white
>europoor posting hour
>>562540425I never tried dill or hot pickle. What are those?
>>562538403your answer to >>562505724 ?
>>562540023not sure about the volume but it went through the tissue and made a mess on the desk
>>562540703It's just the flavor of the brine
Why did stinky stop playing this game
who gives a shit?
>>562541174>>562541174
i donow kill yourself shitposter
