Battle Season 11 begins!https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2039196111416762546Also some April Fools garbage.2.60 newshttps://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2035657990351573194>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Cagliostro, Belial, Ilsa>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Last Bread: >>562416671
SDSG.
Please be normal.
just masturbated to yunicorn
>>562541174heaven on earth
Name a better 2B player than Hatsoon, I dare you.
2B wonthe most fraudulent character in the game competition
>>562541837that is not cagliostro
my cute scientist wife
>>562541837>Loses to reaction rollLearn the matchup.
are you supposed to be able to tell the difference between charlotta jump and command jump or am i just tired
>2b
>>562538571alright, probably too late for EU matches then.
Galleon wonThe "fattest ass in the game" contest
i luv sheep
>spotdodge pod and tethers>roll the baseball swing plus frame reset>switch your button tech to 5l/2h to beat air stall throwbait>jump and air throw her if she tries to float>winWhy the fuck do people cry and moan about this character so much again
>>562542470>jump and air throw her if she tries to floati died to jm
every thread the same shit
>>562542756can we outlast doki doki literature club
>>562542470>2h
>>562541263SPG!
>>562542908
>>562542851You guys have fun with that, I'll be logging off with Sword of EOS.
>>562542851>what should be memorable moment got ruined by the special snowflakes nierfaggots
>>562542851>
>>562543071why does this upset you so much
>>562543071To be fair, I would've been disappointed if they'd done anything else. Would've been out of character.
Let's keep this thread straight, no talking about drinking Djeeta's cock milk for 3 days, cumming fat ropes after edging for 3 hours to futa schlong or eating big, tasty and girthy pickles while sucking all the juice out, okay?
>>562542851NAMEDROPPING RIGHT NYOW
I just realized I haven't had to bake a thread in ages. Good job guys.
>>562543376good luck bitch
>>562543464Who are you?Who asked?Who cares?
>>562543464you are welcome, kekhander
>>562543376I have the photo with all the names on. Do NOT make me angry or I'll use the nuclear option.
>>562543529He's the bakerI askedI care
>>562543529>>562543704Nyo, I only bake bad threads so it is good I have not had to tag in for a while.
explain to me what does 2B do if the opponent isn't a mashing nigger
>>562527150thats what i meant btw
>>562543703Fuck the nuclear option, I'm curious to see that.
>>562543703do it, skybaster.
i cant wait 5 more days to play a good fighting game!i want to play one now!!
Is it worst to have schizos obssesing over you and being namedropped constantly while having kind of e-celeb status like Swizzle, Kosmos and Orange planet or being like the anons who have been here since forever and no one cares about like Ylram, Ashigyaru and Delirium?
>>562543839Hmmm, wyell, you have to use your command dash cancel to lurch forward and grab them. Or just use it in neutral. Now you'll say,>But they can mash to tech!which is true but we already established that the opponent is not a mashing esteemed black man, so they will patiently be grabbed.
>>562543839neverending strings of plus frames with big chip damage and screen-covering hitboxes
>>562544123What about me?
i sucessfully deleted nearly 100 GB of my pron folder
>>562544165>command dash>gets killed by fuzzy jabs>congrats you are now eating a full hitconfirm conversionThis literally stops working past silver masters, anon.
>>562544123styop...
>>562544325why?
someone post the bea vs 2B webm
>>562544120breasts
>>562544120Granblue fantasy versus rising 2 is releasing in 5 days?!
>>562544676orange square versus pink gawddess what can you do
>mtakpost a webm of this happening to a real bea player like the coco and we'll talk.
>>562544361You unfairly did not engage with the other part of my post, but in that case, also lurch forward and mash 2L into full corner combo. And if you get the grab you get a jump-in high/low after into more damage. You will eat DPs no matter which option you pick, but then you're forcing them to take chances to get out, which is good.2B gets very safe pressure for her, at the cost that it's very safe pressure for the opponent as well. A smart opponent will just downback until you're low on SKL, yes - counterplay doesn't make play invalid.2B is not that good and for that reason does not often feature in IRL top 8s.
simply a skill diff, like with literally every other 2b player vs every other granblue player
>>562544909>post a webm of this happening to a real bea player like the coco and we'll talk.
>>562544123>so unmemorable they don't even put you in the nobody cares about spot
>>562544676See, lookit those throws doing work.>>562544616Literally me when I fight Nier (I don't play 2B)
>>562544676>29k gemmiesHow far gone do you have to be to play that much?
>>562544997i remmembemrm you free too play granns
>>562544676shotoschizo your response?
>>562545132He never even got himself a name before quitting, tragic...
>>562545113if he was anyone else you would've clapped
>>562545175>didn't 2u>didn't dp>didn't use U fireball to brute force neutral after throw tech>sat there like a good cuck and died like one at least put more effort in your bait
the gemmie count of your average gbvsg poster is 189 so prease understando they don't know concepts like delay dp
>>562545309No I wouldn't. You have to be mentally ill to play this game that much, regardless of character
>>562544429there's only so much vtuba and gacha 3d futa porn a man can fap to.
>Try to delay button>Explode
>>562545464we are all GM every season, we are not that bad
>>562545621that's why you BC instead scrub
post your GM badges
>>562545506if it was GAWDmera you would've started twerkingbut nooo it's a 2bcel so it's bad
>>562544605Holy...
>>562545703
Karyl the kot
I never see coco's bea stuck in the corner like this against 2BI wonder whyHmmWhat could it be?
>>562545846Can she Rider Kick over 5H?
imagine how good the game and this gen would have been if 2B never got added to the game...
>>562544676>vs another top tier>vs another gm>29k gems>players who just abuses (like he should) all the broken 2B tools, literally MASHING into auto counter with zero thinking even while getting hit>completely owns the opponent2Btrannies will never have an answer to this.There is nothing to latch on.Beautiful.Total downplayer death
>>562545846>you have to win evo to get out of the corner against 2Bdire
>>562545846https://youtu.be/4Vu8B-Mp9eE?t=83this nigga was strugglin against ladewaygawd
>>562546091>2B swings a whiff with 5H>instantly punished and blown up with Bea's broken 236U zero startup projectile that flies at lightspeed and also grants HKD + 25 meter back>66l slop starts>2B now fighting for her lifenot beating the allegations that you niggers can't react to anything.
>>562546191Would be the same shit game, just minus one shit character
>He hasn't won an evo for this dumb baby game
>>562546264>prenerf 2BLook everyone, look how desperate this faggot is.Now laugh at him.
>>562543285Does that mean foreskins are fair game?
only thing that webm shows me is how broken bea's DP is to hit that high up in the air
do you even know what a dp is
we are back on tns sweetieshttps://www.twitch.tv/tampaneversleeps
>>562546767now show me sieg H dp hitting that high upfellow top tier shoto btw
>if it hits high up then it's OPVikalaGODS we are tier SSS, our DP is insane
percivalsisters...we're top tier...
>one is free>the other costs 50 meterI'm guessing you didn't win many ribbons in elementary school
I played the game and had fun.
>>562546853they dropped this slop game, why are they back?
>>562547185The game's name? DotA 2.
>>562547185which one?
>>562547195every other game has died while we've survived like cockroaches
>>562547146>needs a stock to do what bea dp does for freeYou think I'm shitposting. I'm not. Her dp is fucking broken.oh and it comes with delta shart too btwbecause why notbabby character for babbies letsa GOOO casuals have to win somehow amirite
>>562547316BASED
>>562547294The Rising game.
d-do you guys wanna play dota 2
beasex
>>562547415Oh, V-Rising? Seems fun but not for me
>>562547462do you want to play with someone who hasnt played in 10 years
>>562547415boota
>>562547462I play LoL
>>562547415Rising Thunder?
>>562546853ferry on the TELLY
nier listens to nickelback
>>562547564i'm herald so nyes
Now show me an actual good toobs player like Hatsoon instead of jobwaybac
>>562546264i skipped aroundlade literally cannot finish a comboflails around randomlysomehow last game last round against pre-2nd nerf bea
>>562547687GBVSR main?LoL main?
>>562546853>yoru is inoh yeahh boiiiis we gonna be shitposting 'nd hating on ze fraudB some more in this thread!!!
>>562547819Says more about koji than anything else. Hatsoon would have smoked him kek
most lobbyanons could've won AWT but are too lazy or too poor to join and compete
>>562547772>Anre victim
>>562548274
>>562548274this is why i don't join the lobby
>at work>can breathe through one nostril at a time>get home>have to breathe through my mouth
>>562548752kangaroos fucked your wife
>>562548804I've been told this is because of mold buildup
i could have won AWT if i tried
if there's a shotofraud on the telly i'm turning it off
>>562548909me when the opponent SF is 10-0 at 15 minutes
SPEAKING OF SHOTOFRAUDS>*touches you once*>MMMMNYES I DEAL 60% DAMAGE FROM THE MIDSCREEN METERLESS BECAUSE I'M A GRUB SHOTO AND WE CAN'T LET THEM BE BAD NOW CAN WEFuck this.
>>562548886but i got used to the mold! my nose wasnt stuffy anymore!!
>>562548804your nose naturally blocks off one nostril at a time and alternates at set intervals
I've never breathed through both nostrils at the same time
LMAO BEAMMMNYES SIEG WASN'T FRAUD ENOUGH SO I'M GOING WITH QUEEN FRAUDBITCH HERSELF
I could have won AWT, but I didn't show up because I was too busy looking for a Neechang cosplayer
mindbroken by a straightforward character with a basic ass toolkit
>>562549123Djeeta can't do this, they neutered her vorpal blade...
>>562549123but Anila needs meter to do 30% mid screen
>>562548940>>562549123>>562549294is that someone playing a character who isn't lowain metera cag? ugh what a fraud *braps*
SHUT THE FUCK UP GIMMICKFRAUD RETARD HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SO ANNOYINGSHOTO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 10201809523509725328 TIMES MORE SKILLED THAN YOUR GIMMICKTRANNY SHIT FOR BABIESLEARN SOME FUNDIES MOTHERFUCKER
>>562549123>DEAL 60% DAMAGE FROM THE MIDSCREEN METERLESSscamliostro does this
>>562549196spiritually a nierpost
>>562549463>Beatrix>FundiesLolLmao
>>562546853It's just not the same without KingJobber, that man rock the 80s pedo math teacher look like no one else.
>>562549371no you dont get it she gets more corner carry when she's at a quarter health
>>562549519proofs?
YOOOOOOO BEATRIX JUST WONWHO WOULDA THOUGHTWOW IT'S AS IF... IT'S AS IF...SHE SHITS ON ZONERS LMAOOOOOAND EVERYONE ELSE AT THAT TOO
>>562549260WHAT THE FUCKI THOUGHT I HAD SOME NOSE DISEASEOH SHITTHIS IS LIKE MARRYING A WHORE, DOING THE DNA TEST ON YOUR SON AND FINDING OUT ITS YOURS SOMEHOWHOLY
>>562549786for 28 years i thought i was just fucked and didnt breathe properly then i learned this like 4 nights ago while i was angrily being kept awake by not being able to breathe through my nose
>>562549196You merely adopted the mold I was born in itMolded by it
Oook ook me shotonigger gorillaMe press 66l me press dp me press safe on block neutral skip that leads to infinity damage on hit oook ook look at my fundies ook ook
mindbroken by cuterix.
I was porn in it
>>562549260i was told this is common but sometimes both are open at the same time and it feels amazing. my doctor said its because i fucked my nose up when i was little that its so persistent with one being blocked.
I can breath through both my nostrils, seems to me like you guys lack the nose gene
Finally we get a real match.
>>562550083now cover one nostril and blow the air out of the otheryou'll notice one is stronger than the other
mindbroken by my daughter beatrix that my wife zeta gave birth to with my semen
Gimmickfrauds be like>ugghh FVARK MUH CALCVLVS>MUH EXECVTION>my character is SOOOOOOOOO COMPLEX>you just DONT UNDERSTAND THE GAME LIKE I DO>all of my actions are extremely precise and complicated and and>my main is just so intricate and hard and>I have to lab EVERY possible arrangement of molecules in training before I can do autocombo into specialMeanwhile Bea players don't need to cope with that kind of shit when they lose. An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity. A physicist tries to make things simple. Only an idiot will think he's so smart when no one understands him. That is the difference. Bea players simply have divine intellect.
you will now breathe manually
>>562550241>Shithander shitting up the stream chat along with gbvsg at the same timeWhenever I feel down in life I think to myself at least I'm not shithander and I immediately cheer up
>>562550152both seem to blow at same intensity, maybe i'm a noseGAWD
Imagine playing dota with shotoschizo and he picks invoker and you pick wraith king or sven and kill him by clicking on him one time
>he breathes automaticallywhat a casuali bet you also use Smart mode
>>562550408wyell maybe its just me thenbut in any case im glad its normal
Wasn't that a much better match than the shotoslop we had earlier gbvsg?
>>562550360>shotoschizo has the gall to namedrop while being too afraid to say what character he playsepic fail
my nose cycle changed brosi can breathe again
>>562550540>he's watching the shitnament instead of just posting hereretard
>>562549260>>562549786>I'm not the only oneAll those years I thought I just had a fucked up shnoze malformation or something
>beat kojicoco>lose to random bums in tnsKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>562550589#rightside gang
>>562550581he mains cagyou'd think I'm making this up but he unironically mains cagliostro and is convinced that cag is the hardest character to play in the game with unlimited player expressionhow do so many of you still not know this
these niggas can't even breathe out of their fucking noses right.
Mexibros... we are getting bullied live
Fearnezumikuthinking (na)raggerwakeup sweepxeromrend the skyhatsoonagripepsivictoriquetankbuildchoccogamerahappy skipper (defected)tsukuyomi mayazooey pit lickerFearnezumikuwakeup sweepxeromrend the earthhatsoonagripepsilostriquetankbuildliterally nothinggamerahappy skipper (defected)meiya mitsurugizooey pit lickerBaronHopenezumikuthinking (na)raggerwakeup shitxeromhatsune mikutankbuildliterally nothingniggerco0range Planetgamerahappy skipper (reflected)meiya mitsurugizooey pit lickerFearnezumikuthinking (na)raggergodhanderwakeup sweepxewomrend the earthhatsroonagricokevictoriquetankbuildliterally nothingchoccogamerahappy skipper (defected)meiya mitsurugizooey navel lickerFearthinking (na)raggertroonwakeup sweepxeromrend the earthhatsoonagripepsivictoriquetankbuildyour momliterally everythinggay anongamerahappy skipper (defected)BaronFearnezumikuthinking (na)raggerswizzletakohatsoonagripepsi
>>562550854>gay anonrude
>>562550581I play a character whose combos aren't just>Skill A into cM into Skill B into cM into Skill C into cM and (S)SBAIt's called playing a real character. I know this sounds insane but you might want to try it out one day.
>>562550854WHY AM I NEVER NAMEDROPPEDSAY MY NAMESAY MY FUCKING NAME
total corn destruction
>>562551165SE PHI ROT
>>562550083>Translated from Hebrew
>>562551291bad song
>>562550718>>562551085no joke when i say this but the last time i fought a cag they just mashed and did completely random things like teleport into rock for no reason, and it still worked for them because the character is that busted
>>562550653mexican sieg is unbeatable in ft2
>>562551459is tilin hard carried by ping
>>562551393the secondary in question? metera
Imagine thinking a game with Beatrix in it is 'for zoners'.>>562551457>he allowed cag to teleport in neutral without killing her for itLet me guess... Silver Masters?
>>562551457you just couldnt comprehend the on-the-fly freeform gameplan of a real fighting game character
>>562551396Bitch, I'll fight you.
>>562551610i can sing better than you which makes my music taste correct
>tune in to the telly>hear Aya Hirano>close stream immediatelyNope, no thanksI HATE Aya Hirano
>>562551579wait, there are people out there who can punish cag for teleporting? that doesn't happen at the top level
>raw yolo 22U slide >gets blown up for it>Switches back to siegshitterWhat was that about Shotos and Fundies? Hmm?
I have my whole Saturday open but no desire to do a single thing with it
>reading the thread>see Aya Hirano is on the telly>open stream immediatelyYes! thank you!I LOVE Aya Hirano!!!
>>562551579>he allowed cag to teleport in neutral without killing her for itI put a rock on this dogshit game the moment I labbed it out and figured out that I literally do not have a good punish for it
>>562551457sounds like you're just bad losing to fake shit
>>562552006why does she look like a frog
Insane how hard insurgent has to work just to beat a yolo U slide shitter and a siegnigger spamming his unrollable fireballBut ya know, issa shoto main so you can't expect them to lab, put in effort or learn a real character no siree.
>>562552187she's japanese
>>562547340That's a DNF Duel mechanic btw: a DP granting you a combo on hit. It would have been a true dnf duel thing if Bae could make her DP safe on block too but at least she can't do that. Yet. The piece of shit things in this game are all taken from either dnf duel, sf or smash bros.
Which Rising character would be the best lawyer
Good. A real match to cleanse the palate from the shotoshittery.
>>562552347are you going through that game anon?
sara deez badanuts
>>562544910>>2B is not that goodkys downplayer
>>562552545Ye, its quite fun
>>562551396>t. powerman 5000
crazy how dogshit mars is and yet he's taking names
>>562553327kek
>>562553372granblue?dota?Mars?
>>562553785this but doing it to her vagina mouth instead
Ratbros, what is this character?
anal rape this shotoshitter xewom
anal rape this shotoshitter scavengerz ps2
>dodge verndrangen>fucking lose
wilnas and sieg players really be winning by accident>whiff 2H randomly>go for a f.Hbraindead
>>562555935>read this post>watch stream>he does an RS instead of BC>it landsKEEEEEEEEEEEK
i am drinking pepsi max right now
stupid mexican monkey, literally lagging subhumans winning by chance
This was fun as fuck.
you should be throw punishable if you bc a point blank c.Lall these retards not even thinking on where to use it just mashing it and getting away with it
charlotta is so cool...
DIE SHOTOSHITTER DIE DIE DIE GO PLAY A REAL CHARACTER
lets go vikala
KEK that round start>Zooey sits and defends>blocks 1 attack>is now in an infinite blockstring that she cannot escape from until she gets corneredabsolutely insane dogshit game
>>562556546>zoi-fag gets to taste his own medicine
KEK that round start>Vikala sits and defends>blocks 1 attack>is now in an infinite dragon blockstring that she cannot escape from until she gets corneredabsolutely insane dogshit game
>>562556732>>562556749hey retards I didnt call vikala OP, I said dogshit GAME for a reason
how many of you niggas are actually reading chat
>>562556808*grabs your face**puts it against my butt**fyarts in your nostrils*
>>562557015>Average Yuel gameplan
>>562556873how many of you niggas are actually watching this shit to begin with
>zooeytard looks like an s+ scrub when he can't flowchart his infinite bc safe plus framesinteresting!
>>562557347watching until xerom drops
Based Vikala godThat's how character mastery looks like
I genuinely don't understand how is it possible for this game to look like absolutely shit until the VERY VERY VERY top 0.01% players like the AWT finalists.This Zooey and Vikala are top 0.05% and yet they look like two braindead morons playing and mashing randomly. And maybe the "look" is even wrong, maybe they DO that intentionally.
>>562557384Still infinitely more entertaining than shoto 66lslop.
>>562557385won't be long, gotta leave in like 15ish maybe
>>562557896I was joking, go stomp them
ggs Bea and Cag =)
>>562557626It was fun to watch.Yeah, Vikala as a item-zoner makes it look like a chaotic mess. What else is a character like this supposed to do?Please try to be less negative, you'll live longer.
>>562557626It's simple. When the optimal tactics are just to throw out powerful options with very little counter play to them, then players will do that. And it doesn't look exciting.
>>562558313>Fukuhara and his retard crew shit on your head, on your table, on your bed>"try to be less negative"Sure, I will.>>562558385I guess.Like this Ryazo vs Insurgent match already looks better, despite being Ryazo just throwing shit randomly at him trying to open him up. But at least he hit confirms and other stuff.
>>562557015oh nyo my closed nostril changed sides
>>562557626You're just too bad at this game to recognize the options and yomi behind each decision made.Go back to watching Belial loop 66ls four times in a row if that's your jam.
>>562558014ggz
>>562559010GODhander with the TRVKES.
>>562559010Sarcasm doesn't translate well into pure text.
>>562559010BASED GODhander this is my ally (he is a shitter but still)
>>562559010transfolx ally... GODhander
I haven't had this much with a character in awhile. Any tips on spot dodging?
>>562559530don't. it's a legacy mechanic left over from a better game. it will only get you counterhit in this game.
>>562559530just mash it at random and you become invincible for like 30 frames
>>562559670>>562559751The duality of man
>>562559530Generally good against fireballs but is very move specific. Don't throw it out randomly too often or you'll be crushed by a CH.
kururiin〜
>>562559530if you can't 2h spotdodging will automatically beat any air option and anything they do after landing letting you get a counterhit with whatever you want no matter what they do
KURURIIN BITCH
YOOOOOOO SHE JUST LOOPED INFINITE BC DP SAFE PRESSURE SHEEEEEEEESH GAAAAAAWDLIKEI'M POGGINGcan't feel bad for a dogfucker either
thoughts on large breasts?
>>562561254Wait till you find out 66l is bc safe at max spacing, nigger.
>>562561254just roll niggalike he just did
>>562561407it's not, double retarded nigger. only specific characters have a bc safe 66L. nigger.
>>562561395should have 18k health
>>562561395Characters that have them should be buffed to be top tier
>>562561759anila's already retarded strong
>>562561468>he isn't playing one of thoseyou are the retard here, double nigger.
>>562561395Underrepresented, femdraphs are oppressed
>>562561912in B rank maybe
its so fucking hilarious to me seeing someone being TOO good at dodging blue slop so they just get punished for it because you actually had to dodge that specific blueslop much later than usual , but its impossible to react to which kind of blueslop it is, early dodge one or late dodge one
>open strive>may>johnnyyeah i dont think wild assault was the problem
>>562560727Does it work against most special or just fireballs? >>562560868I'll keep that in mind for when I'm too slow on the anti-air.
low tier rat...
broken ass ra--broken ass dog
That was fun as fuck. Great finale.
What am I supposed to do when I fucking hate video games but you're not allowed to do anything else anymore?
Good set.
>>562562852do anything else anywaylet no one stop you
>>562562397vaseraga is the sloppiest slopper to ever slop in this slopfest, you've got others like that too like anila gran and grimnir
*armors through your shitpost*outplayed kid
>>562563135>like anila
if the sheep aren't real why do they get tired
Imagine if this was a shotoslop grand finals
>>562563556Anila's horns are too big
>>562563915its true. how am i supposed to share a bed with this bitch.
Anila's Anilas are too small
>kekhander in chat does blud ever sleep
what did sikhander do to become the jester around here
not racking up 410 pages worth of messages on trooncord downplaying zeta would be a good start
>>562564652proof?
>>562565125
and now the thread diesgoodlet it die
>>562566008boobs of that size are only deserving of 14k health
>>562564652>Zeta>downplayingWhat's there to downplay for one of the worst characters in the game?
>>562566467i think implying that pressing rhapdosy doesn't instantly 100-0 the opponent is downplaying
Smooch
>shits up threads on the daily to alleviate the emptiness of his meaningless lifethat's reason #2
don't know why i thought playing rising today would be a good idea
I just finished a session of RisingOther than a laggy match, I had fun
How do I beat Zooey 66hNo really>issa minus to death on bloc-Spaced.
>>562559530>I haven't had this much with a character in awhileHAD THIS MUCH WHAT?!?!?!?!
>>562561395Homeland Security material
>>562568310wha
>>562568502You nestle your head between large breasts, you feel at home and secure, and you will defend them from outside threats.
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2040278435906654478https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2040278184424624482but why though
>>562570171Sex with catsI don't click twatter links, screencap them if you want me to see them
>>562570171why tweet anythingseason 3 is deadthe game is deadhope is dead
>>562570845its just minor nonsense. they just changed the title from an english word to a completely different english word for god knows what reason.
>>562571184having crosses in the game might upset christian mothers if they see their children playing it
>>562571053>doom literally loses
>>562571368I told Mr Powerpoints he was wrong about screaming about how he was suddenly somehow brokenThey buffed him from unusable into usableThat's just HOW BAD he was
>>562570171>†DARKNESS †Tomorrow, we will get a trophy to celebrate when †HE IS RISEN â€
>>562571184That's interesting since the gacha has been removing crosses from it since like 2017, but if this trophy is a direct import then it kept the crosses even post-censor.
>>562565704Something seems slightly different about this Neechang
>>562572326two pairs of ears. a spike through her hand... just another case of ai slop.
i wish i didnt get horny
>>562573440thats the thing, if i stopped being horny id probably actually kill myself
>>562573440That's a bit overkill, Jizzington
>>562573440of course its a Zoi
WERE YOU 66L'ING OR WERE YOU BLUESLOPPING?
>>562573668I WAS DPING!!
grubs for emotionless sex for the sole purpose of procreation?
>>562577103vira
>>562577103Install Vira
stop samefagging viraschizo
>>562574054who doesn't love a good bea dp?
I can't believe I don't know this; Vas's armor does absorb a BC if it comes at him, right? Like there's no special rule for BC hits?
>>562577658EMBRASQUE PAAAANCHU
>>562577856yes vas is immune to bc
dp means double penetration hehehehe
no hes not
Bros I'm not believing in victory right now
good
>>562578985why not
L-L-L-LAVA
>>562578985Believe in me who believes in your victory!Unless we get matched against each other, then I'll believe in my own victory!
>>562579851H O L Y>>562579952>Make a character whose gimmick is standing overhead>His best move is a low
>>562580429>Make a character whose gimmick is big fire punch>His best move is a knee
>>562580542Please believe in Hadron Smash
>>562580747I did and it failed me
>>562580542>Make character whose gimmicks is plus frames and pressure>He sits still and blocks the whole match
Wilnas's gameplay design really is a failure on all possible levels.
>>562581605Cool SSBA though
wilnas is a masterpiece work of gameplay design compared to the trainwreck that is SHITLSA
>>562581906His SBA mogs the shit out of it
OUENUEN
>>562550854you missed ( I have not played in several weeks but I'm here for whatever reason)
>>562577658Bassists
>>562581605Except for 236U being yet another 50 meter sideswap + full combo move, Wilnas is by far the most interesting character out of Season 2. That's not to say he's some paragon of design, but at least he plays differently so he's not the same homogenous sludge compared to>Another shoto whose gimimck does nothing so they're the exact same "good normals and damage" character every other shoto is>A grappler that's not a grappler so they have no real identity the moment they meet someone who can react to the cmd grabs>"check out my full screen neutral skips" the character>"check out my full screen lasers" the character
https://x.com/i/status/2040640823700648361For april fools we're being gayPlease keep supporting GBFVS rising
>>562584532hm yes i see
>>562584650>>562584532no bulge?
unf oh god i just love slurping on lancelot's penis while he's chained to a wall with scars all over his body until he unleashes his valiant noble seed into my mouth and before you ask yes I do play granblue fantasy versus rising, how could you tell?
the black bars on these new profile cards are annoying. they stand out
>>562585273>
https://x.com/MechaOni/status/2040278687325601891
>>562587006oh myohhh oh my
>>562587137What would /he/ say about this?
>>562587006Ironically, this Siegfried didn't seem that much of a caveman compared to the Soriz. Okay, he landed a midscreen 66L? Everyone does that.
>>562587207being called out on twitter is a bigger deal than being put on the replay channel.
>>562587006That slopfried player is a huge rage quitter lol
>>562587006Apparently the psychic damage was an unblockable
>>562587006BASED BASED BASED FUCK SIEGNIGGERS
soda man don't look
>>562587006Orange tranny on blast on Twitter?
Anyone want to be friends and do some 1 v 1s? Finally got a new router so my connection is stable.
>>562589892MAIN?
>>562589892room creation?
>>562590237Here>>562590050idk
Do people enjoy the high scam potential in Rising?
>>562598181scam potential is all anybody enjoys in fighting games
>>562598181no, most enjoyable matches are neutral heavy ones between two shotos
holy fuck my hero and an actual top player is playing the game for the first time in 2 years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfXbWnLLlWI
>>562587006why are you playing like this????????
>>562598181Hell no.I don't feel good whether I scam someone or get scammed by someone. It's just a hollow win or defeat.
>>562599270>win game>feel nothing>lose game>day ruined
>>562600181>day ruinedNot at all. I'm aware it's a dogshit game and I'm a retarded faggot for playing it, so I don't feel much from the loss itself.
I think it's funny when I scam someone with my shitty side swap
>>562600253You have to answer this.What would you do if everytime you lose someone (haha me) kissed you on your cheek (face)?
>>562600483do you look like this?
>>562600483If you look like this, I would like it for a while, then straight up just rape you and stop playing this garbage game.
DSG
DarkSydeGill
Hahahahaha apparently my absurd vitamin d efficiency is making all of my joints hurt so i am literally so depressed that its physically painful hahahaha I fucking hate being alive
vitamin d is not even real, people just say that as a joke euphemism for penisstop eating semen pills, they aren't doing anything and find a lawyer to sue the person selling you the vitamin d
>>562602534*deficiency
>>562567974`Her legs aren't armored, go for lows preemptively
Kind of want to play
>>562604984NA?
>>562561395Ugly. Flat chests or cute small ones are better
>>562594851Damn she will be evicted?
>>562594851I feel bad for this niia even though she probably deserves this.
My head fucking hurts from how much im blowing my nose just to breatheI just wanted a plastic tub of bugs to replace my dead catIm so fuckijg miserable
>>562607459I don't, and I hope she gets evicted again on her birthday
>NA hours>schizoposting>EU hours>blogposting
>>562607943what about SEA hours or AUS hours
>>562607998We don't have any SEAmonkeys
>>562607998ragebaiting hours
post something cool
>>562608802
>>562608802sir, this is /gbvsg/. we only serve slop.
>>562544605
>>562609937What are they doing?
I have do dage a shid so bad :--DDD
Buff Beelzebub
>>562610084scratching an itch
>>562609937I recognise that pillow...
THIS killed the game
>>562612274Can't resurrect a corpse, she is blameless.
There's actually more people playing than there used to be. I've even seen people shill this game on X which made me curious about it.
Why does Ilsa get 50% off a raw antiair
Any NAGODS wanna rustle and tussle?
>>562612807why does she get 50% meterless off charge fireball midscreen?
>>562612469Curious. It hit 854, which is the highest peak since Feb 28th.
>>562614169It had some big recent sales on steam.
>>562613843mmmnnmmnmmmmmnnnnn shye nyeeds it poor little mid tier
>>562613843I dont believe you. Post it
Since when is being able to chose the round during a replay a thing?¿
>>562587006The one in the wrong here is the Soriz for acting like a retard by a pretty standard fighting game play. It's not that it's normal to do these kinds of things everytime every match, but trying to rip a super after being slightly minus is a perfect understandable play that works many a times and even pros do it
>>562616967Since forever
>>562617119
>>562616967last patch
>>562617015The real big brain play is doing a super or a DP when you're plus
>>562616945nigga, you see it in every ilsa match
>>562617787>he has nothingokay then
>>562618081>he doesn't play the gameokay then
>>562618953>classic resident schizo response when asked for proof of literally anything he blurts outokay then
>>562618081>>562618953>>562619058same guy btw
>>562618081>>562618953>>562619058>>562619285same guy btw
>>562619285>>562618953>>562617787>>562613843These posts are all mine.
God damn I BTFO'd him with that one>Your next line is "but it was you"The only good thing about our brand of schizo is how predictable and easy to spot it is. Many other generals are not so lucky
>seanig posting hours
Why lie?
What the fuck am I meant to do as mom when I play a Siegtard? I just sit in the corner eating fireballs all day because her H fireball loses to his M fireball.
>>562620890Basic reversals like ult dp, super, BC. I like to throw out 2U because it's fast with surprisingly long range. 2M as well for a longer but slower option.
you can be nice
>>562620383>hides post timestampsyou must be brown lol
>>562621762>ult dpApes his way back in afterwards or I get bc'd>superNot enough projectile invuln>BCApes his way back inI am seriously at a complete loss. This just feels like an automatic loss.
how the fuck am I supposed to beat 2b as Meg
I just realized every /gbvsg/ charlotta is some shade of brown. Lmao.
>>562623560just shark her lol
>>562623560everything she does is reactable and slow.
>>562622578>why didn't you show me your timezone so that I, a stalker schizo can stalk you?
>>562623738>react to 2B running in my face and press a button>get hit because it's also a parry
>>562623772yup, its brown
>>562623869>know 2b dash is a parry>still press an attack buttondipshit. learn the matchup
>*ji*aSo it was projection.
>>562624246So what am I supposed to do when she dashes into me then
>>562624246>everything 2b does is reactable>but you're also not allowed to react or you'll get hit
>p-p-p-p-pproj-jj-jj-jec-c-c-tion DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbrooooooown lmao
>>562624403i said learn the matchup dipshit. i ain't gun tell you twice
>>562623465It is one of her harder matchups, especially considering how safe he can make f5L > 236L.It might even be better to throw out Versusias 5L on a dash L prediction to confirm into full combo
>The 3rd rerun of the 2B baiting tard who is not even Hatstroon so the whole talk is genuinely pointless.
>490Pathetic cuckold.
i love gbvsg because i can egopost myself and get away with it
I wish to project my penis into this monkey
never learn matchups. bc and run gimmick slop back to them
>>562584532>>562584650can we get a black knight (imprisoned) card design too? as a joke of course
Nobody ever improves at fighting gamesThere's never a random online guy who just grinded until he went to evoThere's never a random player who just starts outpacing everyone else midway through the game's lifespan because he just practiced moreYou're either born a champion and are automatically good or you just fucking suck and you have no way to engage with fighting games other than just fucking losingNobody's ever read frame data their way to top rank"Combos don't matter" as they automatically do near-optimals in any game the moment they start streaming itYou can either press the buttons good or you can't.
>>562624642He surprisingly, only 66L'd behind H fireball, otherwise he would just VERDRAGEN in behind an M fireball if he wanted to get close. I got bodied so fucking hard, couldn't even install from fullscreen because he would throw out a U fireball every time.
>p-p-ACK!
>>562625185Bro your Hatsoon?
>>562625185i put my cock inside a banana onceand the peal got ripped apartbut the next time i was carefuland managed to not tear ityou can improve at fighting games the same way i did
>>562625185>There's never a random online guy who just grinded until he went to evo>There's never a random player who just starts outpacing everyone else midway through the game's lifespan because he just practiced more>You're either born a champion and are automatically good or you just fucking suck and you have no way to engage with fighting games other than just fucking losing>Nobody's ever read frame data their way to top rank>"Combos don't matter" as they automatically do near-optimals in any game the moment they start streaming it>You can either press the buttons good or you can't.I've done all of that
>>562625974We know Hatsoon
The fact that you can't engage with the post seriously goes to show it's true and you have to try to deflect
*deflects*Your move, padawan.
>>562624940This is unironically the optimal way to play.
>>562625298Sounds like he knew the matchup very well then. Might've actually just gotten skill checked.
>>562627054is it fun to reply to yourself
>>562624881head, pit and pussy patting
>>562624881Okay but how is this related to Slopblue Sloptasy Slopsus: Slopping
literally just reaction dodge sieg fireball how is this even an issue
literally just reaction dodge u instinction how is this even an issue
>>562627575It isn't, which makes the post better than anything else in the thread.
React to the blatant animation X
>>562627054Probably, I didn't know what the fuck to do.
>>562627609Don't you get punished for dodging M fireball?
>>562627948What does 30 year old nier stink likeThis is important
>>562627948can you cook clean and suck my soul through my dick?
>>562628573nvm
STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING ERUNE
>>562629056that wasnt the question...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cA4fZbe4HQ
still can't believe zeta gets a meterless coast to coast off a 66l autocombo connection thanks to the new wall bounce on horizonal H spearand somehow cuckhander will still tell you this character is bottom 3 and rhapsody is 'inconsistent'and on cue he will relentlessly shit up threads if he doesn't get his way
because tiers are based on performanceif no one plays her, she'll be low tierjust like anila
>>562599107gobo on wilnas... no...
his go to flowchart when someone mentions zeturd being the subhuman fraudshitter she always was is>Layer 1-deflect to her fm and 2m being beri beri slow at 9/10f startup (can't do that anymore post buff so he moves to the next OS)-deflect to the one time out of 1000 games where pogo got U dped -deflect to the one time he tried to rhapsody jita's ex fireball and got blown up for it>Layer 2-Shift to personal attacks, ad hominems and strawmanning the opposition (anything other than discussing how Rhapsody doesn't instantly 100-0 the opponent is downplaying hur hur)>Final layer aka break glass in emergencies-if all else fails schizo out, samefag, spam and shit up the bread into unusability
>>562630905now... we just need wasd to come back.
