Burbutt versionprev:>>562415889>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>562432846>anon isn't going to make it to the 22nd centuryRIP.
Digitan LOVE
>>562432978that's a good thing the way this world is headed
>>562432978It's probably for the best.
Gold City feet in my mouth
Torena.. my eggs are drying out.. do something...
ButtSweat, a casual B+ /uma/ club, is recruiting! Yippee.The usual "try to play" requirement stands; if you're flatlining for a reason, just let us know in advance that you're travelling or whatnot, all good.We talk in-game! Some of us (not me) are good at the game and even give advice! What a joyously cooperative environment. There is also talk of butts and such, at times. Naturally.If interested, reply with your user ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile!
>>562432680https://files.catbox.moe/ej3299.png
>>562433003His stablehands took really good care of him to make up for his mother neglecting him, his mother in CinGrey is more an amalgamation of them
>>562432680https://poal.me/cx42i8https://poal.me/cx42i8https://poal.me/cx42i8https://poal.me/cx42i8
We need this image but Trainer as Bright and Rice Shower as Hathaway
>>562433182>male umaDisgusting.
Autis/uma/ is still recruiting for one dacchi who wants to join a low-stakes, nice A rank club full of bwos who actually use the chatWe don't have a quotaJust play the gameapply here or in game with /uma/ in your bio
>>562433412No such thing
>>562433119I got you
>>562433456
>>562433456>ywn hit that
>>562433646Why do you want to hit a horse
>>562433119I love the hags and the boy umas.
>>562433278ZOOMER SPOTTED
Good night friends!!!
>>562433771Good night, Turkbro
>>562433278197->before 1980
>>562433727sexmarry/sex/babysex/babyraped bysex/marry/babysex
>>562433278>second oldest so far
>>562433751Made for oji-san cock
>>562433278this place really is heaven for me
>>562433901That's alright. I'm second youngest.
>>562433278>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that were not alive when Senna died
I realized I have no damn idea how to train Mediums. I want to run triple front for Aries (don't have Xoguri), so SMaru/VBourbon and either Kitasan or Seiun Sky. I'm on Summer Hag at the moment and I can't get a statline of 1200/750/1000/x/1100, which I think is the bare minimum to reach A finals. Deck is pic related, what would you run for SMaru? I've been doing Kita/welfare Suzuka/wit Bourbon/Nishino/wit Sunday/borrow Finemo, but my stam doesn't hit 650 most of the time, let alone 700.
I remember not caring about 9/11 when it happened because I didn't live in New York and I was annoyed lunch break at school was cut short because of it
I am the Lecher bitch and I wear the X of castigationI am the whore of the extremeI am the heretic and I crave your excommunicationLook in my eyesGet a little star struck and a little insaneTell me your story. Don't worry, I won't careCause I'm the incomparableGot a mission impossibleJust say that you love me
>>562433278you know it skewing towards dudes born in the 90s makes sense because younger people on the internet arent on image boards, they're getting groomed on Roblox
>>562433849He’s Turk??
I don't remember not caring about 9/11 when it happened because I wasn't even able to care.
>>562434078I remember friends calling to my door after school and not believing me when I was explaining to them that it was currently ongoing, only to be dragged outside and miss loads of it.
>all those answersSooooooo ojisansWhen does it get better?
>>562433992That's one of my first vivid memories...
>>562434215it doesnt :)
>>562434078As a first grader we didn't really get much outside "A bad thing happened">>562434176Someone born in 2001 would be 25 at the end of this year
>>5624341764chan isnt a secret place bwo... half of the shit that goes viral on twitter or insta are 4chan greentexts.just go on /v/ or /pol/ and you'll see that the average age of those boards is 14 and the average nationality is somewhere in south asia
>>562434202Probably from around that area
>>562434215You have to find joy in everything and not be pressured/stressed about life
>>562434215Son
>>562434313He doesn’t actually go to sleep. He posts that because he doesn’t come to the general. I’ve seen him on /v/ and shit otherwise.
>>562434295only redditors call this place a sekrit klub gwo. It's been normalfag central ever since iphones released. I miss the internet before iphones
>>562434231I want to marry that uma and call her "cute" on a hourly basis to see her blush
>>562434215Once you stop caring
>>562434350Or find some escapism to allow you deal with existence.In unrelated news, looking forward to the 7th Event!
>>562433545Anon she was born in the 70s, the oven isn't just cold, the pilot light has died.
>>562433852Howd the unc get in here
>>562434401i miss the internet before it was just 10 sites that all are ai cesspools
>>562434078english class. we could see the smoke trail from out the window. entire school got crammed into the cafeteria, kids getting pulled one-by-one by their parents since ridiculous rumors were circulating that schools were a target. supposedly two of the teachers were distraught cause they had family that worked in/near WTC. my parents worked near WTC too but i figured nothing would happen to them because i'm the main-character but then i remembered what tends to happen to main-character parents.
uncs, how do i get a girl?
>>562434215It doesn't. You just stop caring. Dying is always a better option but suicide is for pussies, so, pray to die from an accident
>all those 92bros
>>562433727i don't want to survive 1 night with them
>>562434562>girlew
>>562434575>but suicide is for pussiesBASED
>>562434472Simpler days.
>>562434472I miss the internet. What we have now is a shambling corpse wearing the desiccant skin of the internet.
>>562434215If you start making real money, pretty quickly. Sadly we live in a system where money is everything, but at the same time that means we live in a society that's the opposite of "mo' money mo' problems"
>>562434562You have to be someone that a girl likes. Don't listen to pickup artists and alpha male podcasts.
>>562434562Become a politician or billionaire
>>562433871>>562434618Hags. HAGS.
>>562434575>suicide is for pussiesJust like Jesus said in Dragonball GT
>>562434215If you're not born into a rich family, it doesn'tIf you are, you have infinite chances to make it betterOr just like the game, luck it out
>>562434562get a mare instead
imagine uma in the mid 2000s or earlier... an umamusume forum...
>>562434745holy fuck theyre so hot
>>562434649nocap, fr!unc's a queen?
I wonder if umanons here would be rude enough to call me a tranny irl or would be mature enough to overlook it
>>562433278All of you guys are so old, have you ever thought about, I don't know, being born around the 2000s instead of being so fucking old?
Why the fuck are there so many specifically born in 1992...?
>less than month left to claim Taiki using daily lego race>then like almost 2 months to claim Rudolf>Eishin not even visible on horizonHoly shit, this takes long.
>3 playthroughs away from getting everything of merit in the aptitude test>Or something like 4-5 runs I can sandbag by resting all through Classic YearNot too worried about Macky pieces since she's the only one I did have in that group, but in retrospect, this was no doubt not the best use of my time. But I like hoarding niche items even if I won't use them for a long time, so here I am.
>>562434745licking and smooching my punny wives luna' tummygetting raped by siriussexsex
>>562434854i rape kids like you for breakfast
>>562434562Just walk up to and talk to random girls whether it's in an arcade or near a school or at an anime convention
>>562434781It would be a pay to play experience where you earn the umas through an unlock tree(or random drops, depending on which part of the 2000s.)
>>562434562unironically just be yourselfinsofar as not being afraid to show your woman who you actually are, not in a prideful way, but in a way of you showing them that you are comfortable enough around them to actually let your guard down. they'll respond in kind if they're actually a good person, and from there you can really build a really good, wholesome relationshipfinding the right girl is the hard part, but putting a ring on their finger is the easy part>>562434854sorry cant hear you over my covid era 2.7% mortgage
>>562434215Nothing that happens on this plane matters, you really only should be giving a shit about having the bills covered enough to do things you actually enjoy >>562434562Deadass og women are just like you frfr no cap, treat them like one of the boys
>asking uncs how to pick up girls when over half of them are wizards
>>562434562Unironically be funny. You could be a fat fuck and still pull tail if you are genuinely funny.Also don't use dating apps, no one there is looking for a serious relationship.
>>5624348671991 was year with the most sex happening because Soviet Union fell.>>562434910This man does not shower.
>>562434760Mfw my parents were mid sparks with mediocre affinity irl
Hmm
good luck with your finals today everyone! hopefully my buono oshi takes first place today as well
>>562435116Time to luck it out boyAre YOU lucky enough?
>>562434215It does get better, but only when you decide it so and act upon it. When that is, is completely up to you
>>562434867You gotta understand, that summer was just sweltering-hot
>>562434839More like this zoomie doesn't understand greentext
Zoomers don't even remember the pre Trump era of American politics me included
How the fuck am I supposed to build a fucking deck man. My shit is unbelievably ass...
>>562434562Show her your trophy collection. Or umamusu figure collection.
>>562434472Internet used to be actually free and freedom of everything. What I miss the most is you can cuss, use the most racist slurs you can think of, fight with someone in the net, and by the end of the day you two are best of friends. Today you're instantly cancelled or whatever just because of one wrong word.
>>562434760>just get lucky broWhen the FUCK am I going to escape this unfair bullshit
>>562434562UhhLet me thinkhumiliate yourself at every opportunity praise her all the timealways try to please heretc
>>562435301Fuck you I don't remember. At this point I would sacrifice the soul of my firstborn son to have 50 years of slow, boring incrementalism over constant happenings.
>>562435301Oh no, I do. Very vividly. Obama fucked up my family pretty bad...I was also trapped on a burning plane and Obama landed at the same AFB, resulting in a base lock down that prevented us from deplaning. That was fun.
>>562435343doto wouldn't say this but air shakur would
Doto looks so fucking stupid, I mean look at her
>>562435301You mean pre occupy wall street because that's where it all started. Trump being elected just mindbroke a lot of people and accelerated their bullshit
>>562435347The only way out is by gambling. Gamble your time on an education/business/project you think will pay off at some point in the future. Never stop gambling.
>>562435301i remember playing halo reach during 2012 election night and my mom cussing a lot when obama beat romney
>>562435547>le yellow manwhile he did broke peoples minds, it didn't accelerate shit or we wouldn't be here with him in charge once morealso umamusume stop talking off topic non sesne
>>562435343I miss the internet not being flooded with normies and, god forbid, normie poors
>>562435330f2p cope deckkitasan + marve pwr ssr + 2 wit 10rb + tosen/windy/spe ssr speed + borrow gold accel you need for wincon / fuku / ntr / biko
>1 star guts>2 star pace chaser-45 minutes
>>562435472Doto's the type to goof up and accidentally utter the most racist slur while accidentally tripping off the other party
>>562435343It's unironically women who got access to it. No joke, what you just described is literally that.
>>562435662I wish smart phones had never been invented.
you guys are being weirdgo back to talking about uma pussy or sex or something
Post cucumber
Would Geocities be called Umacities? Something Umaful? Umachan? uch?
>>562435662>normie poorsI read that as normie posers and thought more of "failed normalfags" to which I still agree. People who failed at being a normalfag and can't stop bitching in lamentation about that, are INFINITELY more grating than actual normalfags because they're fucking downers.
>>562435770shut up rightie
>>562435301I hate to say it but trump 1st term was a meme printing machine, as many still have TDS to this day. Before that it was boring crap like Obongo and his climate change repeated, and bush with his afganistan campaign. However Obabo fucked over people too really hard, it was just swiped under the rug.
how hard does nishinos umanko grip?
>>562435770Why does she like showing her lewd lickable tummy so much
>>562435831Keep talking
>>562435831Tiny Nishino image...
>>562435807we know there's an uma version of 2ch
>>562435807>Umachan?This one for sure, it's always just Thing + Chan
you bought all the books, right?
What the fuck
>>562436004which one are you just curious >>562433278
>>562434745i want to penetrate Rudolf's umanko as Ramonu is pegging me hard
>>562435892gorilla grip
>Run Artemis Stakes>Get whipped by both Taiki and Scarlet at the same time>Check stats>They have their ultimate skills in a G3 race
Just lost to this absolute beast wtf
>>562435643>blackman broke half of USA's minds, orangeman broke the other half. The response to OWS was the weaponization of the former to cause the latterDanchou cup when?
Uma for this feel?
>>562436168welcome back danchou. how was the 3 day
>>562435662There is literally nothing worse than india and china having internet access. I take normies over them any day.
>>562436168What happens if my danchud loses? Free rape?
why did the cyjews make books so expensive? no one even reads anymore, certainly not zoomer-infested /uma/.
>racists are talking
>>562436226This is like reading through FATE sex scenes for the first time
>>562436376China fucking ruined EHentai. Bastards.
>>562436376I'd take chinks over normalfags because they at least share the same hobbies and are also racist against niggers
>>562436376>and chinaThe former I get, but what's the issue with the chinese?
>>562434935>>562436072She was the first 3* uma I pulled in this game and also the first uma I ever got an onsen event with. She's not my #1 favourite uma but I can definitely see the appeal.
Should have enjoyed the early times to the fullest if only I knew things are going to be this bad.Maybe next life.
>>562436376There is high caste Indians whiter than you
>>562436478We love racing here though
Only a normalfag would use the sanitized "normie"
>>562436483>She vacuum sucked like a mollusk
>>562434215I want to kill myself every day but don't because I'm a coward that doesn't like pain. It doesn't.
>>562436376The Chinese mostly stay on their side of the internet, if the Great Firewall didn't exist then trust me, you would feel it because suddenly every site would pander to Mandarin. It would be a tide of Mandarin posting you would be incapable of comprehending.
>burger hours begin>/uma/ becomes /pol/ but, somehow, even more retarded
Do I push myself to finish one last career for the event or do I just do something enjoyable or productive instead?
>>562436579>He didn't use his funny ticket on her D1At least she was the first 3* you pulled
>>562436606>grammar errorI know what you are
>>562436678you can start a career and it will count
>>562436639I don't because I have a handful of people it would ruin. So I have to wait for them to die first.
do we ever get mini games that use the chibi umas?cygames should make a bite sized career mode that uses the chibi umas theres no aptitudes or distance just short races with ridiculous skill animations or mid race events
>>562436483>This is like reading through FATE sex scenes for the first time
Races start in 4 hours and 48 minutes
>>562436226
>>562436606>there is
>>562436575Any country with a large population is unbearable by sheer statistics
>>562436781>3yo maidenSEXO
wtf are those new kuso skills that they added to the pool give me head-on or preferred position from the races you assholes.
>>562436778>>562436483>>562436617
>>562436606maybe in 1550 bc, ranjeet
>>562436919what's the matter paceboy, afraid you might gamble something?
>>562436740Thank you.
How would your trainee react if she walked into your room and saw you wearing her signature racewear and a headband with artificial horse ears on it, sitting in front of a mirror and blushing?
I LOVE GAMBLING
Uma musume
Post uma Pics i can use AS Phone wallpaper
>>562437086I would rape Zenno Rob Roy before she could react
>>562436687I used my ticket on Taiki as I thought that I should follow the JP veterans' advice and use it on a "meta" uma (and I didn't want to pull Oguri as everyone else was going for her). I kind of wish I'd used it on Maruzensky now...
>>562437086>i'll go get the tail
>>562433278>https://poal.me/cx42i8>tfw born in 1988>little sister was in 92>tfw majority of this thread is my little sister's ageI am now legally all of you's older brother.
>>562437086First I would tell her I wanted to experience what she's feeling when wearing it so I can make minor optimizations, and she'd believe itIf she doesn't I kill her
>>562437175
>>562437280oh so that means you're giving me permission? if you insist "big bro"
Shiraokibros, what's the strat for the finals? Praying at a shrine? A lucky charm? Burning pictures of your enemies?
>>562436923I really should try reading the VN again just for the sex scenes. First time I did was when I was underaged so some of the words were 2deep4me
Whats with the politic PostsDid they invade Iran?
>>562437280>the episode where big brother anon runs around molesting the entire generalno thanks.
>>562437280I love you lots, Onii-samaLet's go out together again sometime!
>guy using the Symboli Rudolf title card>doesn't have Rudolf on his cm teamYou guys wouldn't do that to your oshi right?
>>562437450drink alot of water
which digitan do you reckon is better for Aries? Right has a lot higher speed but statline and NSM over OYL on the left one
>>562437450The only way to be sure you'll do fine is if you get a 7 before racing
>>562436226Mejiro Dober
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ENTER THE DAHBY OR ELSE!!!
/uma/ be like
>>562437310This is amazing. Who's the artist?
>>562436168Back from lunch.Danchou cup will kick off at 2PM PST / 5PM EST / 10PM GMT / 7AM JSTI don't think there's a point in edging the crowd further at this point
>>562437457https://fatestaynight.vnovel.org/You should read it again because its goodand also read Tsukihime Remake. Hollow Ataraxia and Mahoyo are on Steam now too.
>>562437610I wish they were
>>562437585I love these pics
>>562437497>distance FI did it once, never again
>>562437585>tfw non /uma/ clubs will be more of an /uma/ club than Mambo after this cupSorry Mambros we don't make the rules
>>562437534What even is the stamguts req for 2000m? is left really enough? I dont even have an intuitive sense of how far 900 guts gets you on the right lol
>>562437646>45 minutesGO AUTIS/uma/ DANCHOUI BELIEVE IN YOU BWO
>>562437585DAHnte's inferno
>>562437646.. So in how many hours?
Fate sucks, you guys should read Muv Luv insteadAlso is Radiant Star any better for CM 12 (for front) or am I actually better off getting random double circles
>>562437497The only time she won't be on a CM/LoH team is if it's a mile/dirt because there's no way in hell I'll be able to get A/A for her there without being on suicide watch thanks to the horrendous RNG that'd be needed when they both start at G
>>562437821SEAnig spotted
>Mambochou last online was 6 hours agoIt's over, I'm gonna have to leave and take my hard earned fans somewhere else...
>>562436007>>562435294>>562434778I want to Touch women
>Make Symboli Rudolf (wife) for every cup>Try to make one for Pisces Cup>20+ duds>End up running Kita, xmas Oguri and qualified for A finals>Decided to give it another try and train one for Danchou cup>She looked decent so I took her to CM for testing>4,6,3,5,6JUST
>>562437821just convert to Jakarta time
>>562437780god her casual outfit is so fucking ugly it's unreal she looks like a post menopausal church lady, this is why you're alone you fucking idiot horse
>>562437751the umalator says right one would fail spurt more often even. but umalator is apparently quite shit with stamina requirements
Uhhh... So you think you can be my toreina just because you're young and full of potential?Sorry but guys like you can't even please a woman. Assuming you aren't a virgin I bet you've only been with like 1 or 2 girls and in bed you could barely even last 2 minutes. I need an older balding ojii-san who can make me cum a dozen times and rape me for several hours.
Sorry danchou...
>>562437902dont say that...
If you started makin aces for CM12, you can try to highroll with bunch of welfares. Not consistent but it works.
She didn't say that
>>562437918I say this
>>562437851>>562437891Stop laughing, i have time blindness
>>562437585One of Mambo's Four Kings here. I'll represent dancho in the derby if his administrative duties are too pressing. He's probably on a business trip to Japan again right now.
>>562437886WILD BEAT COMMUNICATION
god i love art hoes she looks like shes gonna tie me up and drink my blood
>>562437981Yes she did
>>562438024>mambo danchou is a feeble trainer that requires the services of a championcull them from the list.
>>562437969>welfares>FMatleast post a highroll with actual welfare and SR cards
Will someone record the Danchou Derby?
>>562437225Always draw for dick, not meta faggotry
mambo danchou is playing Crimson Desert cut him some slack
>>562437646CAM ON DANCHOU, WIN US SOME FAKING MEDALS!
The Ryan faggot completely ruined my interest in joining Autis/uma/. I'll go to Mambo if I ever need a new club.
I think it's about time we kick Mambo off the /uma/ club list. All of the Danchou is here even Autis/uma/ who was put on a vacation by the jannies
>>562438151i will
>>562437646is there a signup list somewhere or something
YOUR CARROTS ARE MINE
>>562438232>sign up listAre you a danchou?Yes/No
>>562437225your daily races bwo?
>buy head-on>later, SR spedchud event succeeds and gives me the +3 hint>the event doesn't hit you with the "skill already allocated"cygames, fix your stupid fucking game.
>>562438168Yeah, I've learned my lesson. I'm pulling for ballroom Fuji next.
>>562438289She stole my heart
>>562438232893924508939245089392450Spectators welcome, only danchous to enter for this trophy
Is it just me, or did this aptitude test expect WAY more work out of you than the previous one did? I just hope it’s not a sign of things to come.
Every single trainer here will roll for Chrono Genesis meta
>>562438146If you dont have FM at this stage...youre in trouble. Nice wit.
I love Mambo, also the bird named Mambo.
>>562438024Sorry only Danchous allowed
>>562438405>FM gaslightnice power on the track where hitting max power is super fucking important due to the hill
>>562438385>G2What would be a G1 then?
>>562438325She's not on the daily legend races so I'm going for Opera.
>>562438452stop being biased iT's not fair
mambo 2 when
>>562438224Even the non /uma/ clubs danchous are here desu. It's just Mambo who doesn't have any thread cooperation
>>562438348Based boy lover
>>562434458where there's a will there's a way, and I shall be impregnating Maruzensky
>Beats someone at arm wrestling>Immediately talks about how easy it would be to assault youWhy is she like this
>>562438657>where there's a will there's a wayUnless your wife is FineMo, then that shit aint happening.
BRING ONLY ONE UMA DACCHIS DANCHOU
>>562438536oh damn, i didn't realize that. i am doing the dailies for Taiki so i just thought maru was also available as a start uma...
>try out a guts deck for fun>end up with thisI completely understand gutsCHADS now. It was a genuinely fun run to do, too.
>>562438657How long until the S.Maru card gets power crept?Assuming you're a Front Runner main
>>562438718Dacchis cheats? no dignity...
DISQUALIFY DACCHIS DANCHOU NYOW
>>562438586mambo is a european club desu, what time is it in zurich or whatever? hes probably asleep. i get most of my shoe trading in mambo done at like 10 pm PST, seems to be when most of them are awake.
>Sweepy with the (close to) SS umaSo this is the power of chinese code stealing...
>>562437826please respond is radiant star unusable dogshit for aries to the point where double circles on corner skills are better or is it worth getting (I do not have anything else to spend sp on)
>>562438692She would 100% be excited for (You) to try to push her down
>finally get medium S>triple speed with fuku and literally 0 speed rainbows all of senior yearThis game is a piece of shit.
Do you keep getting exchange points from daily missions tomorrow?
>>562438718>Dacchis took Mambodancho's spot MAMBO IS OFFICIALLY NON /uma/ CLUB
I actually like mant, but this event is making me dislike it
>>562438385of course its organized by honsefun...
>>562438756Yeah I was hoping that she'd be available but oh well. I just wish we could earn more than 1 star piece a day.
>>562438865Are there other uma versions of this image
>>562438962revolver ocelot
>>562438228Thanks Ryanon, I've never recorded before so I wasn't sure how it was going to turn out
wait what, so no one was scouting haru urara so the player scouts her?this feels different compared to the rest, there isn't a sense of "fate" in here
>>562439029
>>562438828nevermind, realized that I had put points into final push which does fuck all this track, so I have sp left
My Danchou got this. I BELIEEEEEVE
>>562438815the danchodahby has been up all day THO
>>562438718>>562438808Not even the Dacchis danchou
Why is Seiun always giving me bedroom eyes and blushing?
>>562434562>be someone attractive to womenkeep yourself clean and well groomed. Make sure your living quarters are habitually spotless. Learn useful skills and start to develop a social circle. Meeting girls through friends of friends is the best way. This is how my brother met his wife and now they have 3 kids and she's working on #4.
>>562438815Wtf does that mean. It's like 1930 or something in Zurich. Other Europeans are in there with no issue."He wasn't checking the thread" is enough of an excuse.
I would appreciate sexual relations with the horsegirl named "Special Week".
MOM DACCHIS IS BRINGING TWO(2) UMAS IN THE COMPETITION RESTART THE CUP
oyasuminasai
>>562439182That would make her week special
>>562439182
machitanbo
Dacchis danchou is cheating and brought two umas.
>>562439125>Not even the Dacchis danchouHoly shit you're right
>7 frontsRemember, only two will even have a CHANCE to competeYou still have time to change your uma to an end closer
>>562439204DACCHIS HAS THREE(3) UMAS REGISTERED IN THE CUP
DacCHEATS
*coughs blood*I... I d-did it, anons... I saved m-my account...
can any of you weeb fucks even speak japanese? read it?
>>562437621Dozohttps://www.pixiv.net/en/users/4590152
>>562438868spechud didn't say this
Taiki is cute???
>>562439167look im just saying theyre usually not active right now ok. i dont know how europeans live their lives.
>>562439306Do you even play the game, negro?
562439306>agnes seaniggerI shan't give you a (You).
>>562439307This was a good thread after all. Thanks!
>DacchisCheating>MamboNot joiningTake these 2 out of the club list
>>562439068oh my god I just realized Kita never finished her chain and I dont have curcature fuck me the run was going too well otherwise. I should have known something was up
>>562439284>Dacchis danchou already registered since ages ago>another dacchi joined>WITH 2 UMASMy fucking sides
>>562439306I speak the only language which matters. Mathematics.
>let's enroll this horse who never won a single race in the most prestigious school in uma musume japan?
>>562439374i accept your deflection for what it is: concession.
>>562438796I was wondering that too, leader's pride/top runner is super important as seen with the current CMAnd the next card to give top runner is wit Daiwa after 3.5 anni
>>562439361He had 20 hours to join, not an excuse.
>>562438718Oh come onI knew someone would fuck this up
How long until she gets into global
>>562439536Sorry, I don't speak poor
>>562439536oh thank god i was really worried my concession would be rejected
>retard joins with 2 Umas>not even a Danchud
>>562439306Reminder none of the faggots who supposedly play the JP server actually play the game
Umas most likely to be right-wing:>Spechud (racist)>Taiki Shuttle (pro-2A)>Calstone Light O (racist)>Mihono Bourbon (pro-AI)>Tamachud (broke, but believes in pulling herself up by her bootstraps instead of begging for tax-funded gibs from the government)>Vodka (tomboy ungroomed by globohomo, and thus has no libtard influence in her life to make her troon out)
>>562439284>>562439474Peak comedy
Name a more SEA uma than Tachyon.You cannot.
>>562439594
>>562439306Enough to play games and manage basic conversation, sure.Can't write it by hand, but don't need to.
Which scenario makes the best parents?
Dacchis you have two options now. You either kick the retard out of the club or you are getting removed from the list.
>>562439584Funniest part is it wasn't even a Danchou who fucked it up
>>562439608Makween would say this.
>>562439306nihongo jouzudesu wa
Of course it had to be a DACCHI member
>>562439693currently? MANTYou can have double circle from a single well made parent
>>562439693MANT
>>562439658You are missing king halo who believes in the inherent superiority of her bloodline
Only time I'm happy seeing Teio
>>562438796>>562439557pretty sure smaru has a really long shelf life for a front runner specific speed card. She doesnt get crept until Falcon speed who releases a bit before still in love
>>562439743Have you won any CMs with Teio, dumb Teiofag?
>562439652>EOP anti JP schizo is still seething
>>562439670Urara?My le heckin chuderrino daughterino?
>>562439306I'm aiming for the JLPT 4 this year, so short answer: yes and kind of.
I haven't been back here since mant dropped, whats all this about danchows racing?
>>562439792Everyone is always happy to see Teio.
>>562439825we know you can't read that stegofag
latinx getting uppidy again
>teio
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
Reminder that Teio is better than Taishin and Shakur at video games
If Dacchis lose with 3 umas, they'll be the next /uma/ punchbag
>>562439847fun, a concept not heard of in mantblazer
>>562439306Yes, I passed N3, but as far as Kanji go, I struggle a bit outside the Kyouiku Kanji.
its supposed to be the DANCHOU cup not the DANCHOU AND ONE RETARD cup
All Umas should be build Like tanksNot Like squishy anime Girls
>Dacchis crashed a plane into the dancho cup stadium and killed everyone>Mambodancho just happened to "miss" his flight thereIT DOESN'T ADD UP
If he doesn't leave the hoster can just save everyone as a practice partner then record the race.
>>562439949I dont want to play shadoba...
>>562439808Smart Falcon gives TTL not Top runnerYou want both
>>562439929
>>562439908No you don't. You love Tokai Teio!
>sample
>>562439952Dacchi Danchou called his lackey to support him
>>562440026DOESN'T COUNT WE CAN'T SPECTATE IT
>>562439837Skip it and do 3. 3 is easy, the others are wasting your time. There's a decent jump to 2, and a HUGE jump to 1 (although I heard they softened it somewhat; not sure if true).
>>562440021Dacchi danchou, you don't get to bring friends
>>562439943When did this start? From what I remember all /uma/ danchous were open league jobbers carried by hyper autists.
kick BOTH mambo AND dacchi from the list.
>>562440026This opens up the possibility of rigging THO
All Umas should be built like squishy anime girls
>>562440038Join us, Anon. We have great gameplay and stuff.
>>562440021It's a Mambo spy trying to save Mambo danchou's face
that soft uma feel
>>562440198I like squishy thighs
>>562439670all "small cute girly" umassmall brown people like that
>>562440165Only some of us are shit.
After recent events, Dacchis is recruiting one new member!
>>562440198Thats Not a squishy anime girlThat build Like a milfThat is also passable
>>562440021CRASHING THIS CUPWITH NO SURVIVORS
>The anti JP schizo that never plays the game is going die hard on shonen trahs postingoff topic much?
>>562440358I only run one MANT career a day is that okay?
Talking shit about us? Dacchis, you're up
>>562440415that's one more than half this general.
>>562438385To the anon that's not a danchou and with 2 umas in the race, for each uma that ends up in 9th and below, you will need to run 6400m in real life as penalty. So if both end up 9th and below, that means you'll need to run 12800m in a single take. Post proof with a step counter, smartwatch recording, a recording of yourself running. I don't careConsider withdrawing if you are not up for the challenge.
MEMORIZE THIS TORENAHIS IS A NAME THAT SHALL BECOME SYNONYMOUS WITH BETRAYAL A LA BENEDICT ARNOLD, OR QUISLING
KonichihelloI hope minna is daijokay today!
>>562439751>>562439769MANT?
>>562440504>my country mentionedobligatory reply
What if I start a new club just to join this race?
>>562440412Oh shut the fuck up. Everyone's currently having fun about the danchou cup and now you're forcing to giving yourself attention because no one is giving you anything.Fuck off at least until the Danchou cup is over.
Umas are stronk
>>562440504why, what did he do?
The danchou cup is going to be ruined...
>>562440575trackblazer bwo
I want my danchou to win more than I want to win my finals.
>>562440589
>>562440589if tama looked like that then i would breed her but, in reality, she's just a temperamental midge.
>>5624401541 is Native/Professional level Jap, right? That's beyond me unless I live the dream and snag a Japanese wife.I am very bad at studying and I have a very short amount of time a day to study (I work and go to college). I will consider your words but I am convinced 4 is the right path for me now.
Dacchis ruined the Danchou cup!
>>562440523Gr Ass Looks cute and sexy Here for onceIs it ai?
>>562440643Dacchis fucking ruined it
>Mambodanchou is unable to attend the cup>send in the Dacchi distractionI know Dacchi and Mambo are cahoots with each other I just can't prove it yet
>>562440753
if dacchis win the cup then the runner up is the winner
>>562440154I felt that N5 and N4 are practically the same, while N3 was a noticeable leap in difficulty, especially the listening comprehension part. They talk noticeably faster and use more complex vocabulary.For comparison:N4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vv2YNmlROcN3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHnUat6AGOY
>>562439306I can speak, my stepfather is japanese and he loved me like I was his own so he taught me shit but never reading and writing, so now I'm in the middle of just absorbing stuff so I can go to japan and live there and take care of him, I have no plans to take JLPT for now, I got other shit to do
>>562440589>full shounen energydam' good Tama there, fukkin' saved
Cygames intern, I know you're here, so why is there no option to kick players from a room match lobby?
Mambo is trying to create a narrative thanks to their spy
>>562440585Club has to be active for at least one month to participate in any activities
I wanna leave Dacchis, does any A+ club have a spot?
>>562440727>>562440738If Mambo Danchou actually played the game and joined instead of being a retarded nigger we wouldn't have this problem
>>562440680Trackblazer has neither an M or N in it.And the A comes after the T.
Fuck danchode races.675567666755676667556766Taiki Shuttle race. Bring Taiki.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADYNO INE CARES ABOUT YOUR IMAGINARY DANCHO CUP SAMEFAGGING GOAT FUCKER
>>562440876I unlock mine in 50 days...
>>562440835autis/uma/ could be an a+ club again bwo :)
>>562440738I hate them!
I care
can you really not kick someone from your own room
>>562440801The Emperor is too much of a boomer to say 67 as in the meme.
>>562440787You don't really need to read or write if you just want to live in JP. Just being able to speak is fine, although, finding a high paying job would be hard if you can't, and all you'll get is physical jobs.
Dacchis was behind all of the Mambo, Bricked and autis/uma/ club slander. Propaganda worked to recruit members and destroy the repvtation of everyone else.
>>562440865The full name is make a new trackblazer
>>562440898I care.
>>562440787Can you hook me up with a jap chick when you get there?
>>562440976Nope, just a big ol "Cancel Race" button
>>562441002i can see luna researching humour that will appeal to the younger students
every taishin ive seen has never been able to leave last place is she just absolute garbage?
>>562440927what if the guy wanting to leave is the guy who ruined Dancho Dahby
>>562440876?
IT WAS GOING SO WELL UNTIL 30 MINUTES AGOI BLAME MAMBODANCHO AND HIS SPY FOR RUINING IT
hehe all part of ze plan...
>>562441150I can't believe it's all real and going as planned
>>562441141then we'll hold our integrity and not let him in
Mambo were the villains all along
>>562441150sir, mambo is after umao
>>562441140taishit is the queen of the umalator.
>>562441150giggling and chortling out of my nose like a fag because of this image
>>562441014Ah no, it's for my own satisfaction that's why I'm just absorbing and currently have no plans about JLPT, the old man loves to joke and write funny jap stuff, I gotta return the favor, man
>>562440898Calm down, Flam
>>562440732If it makes you horny then does it matter?But in this case no, its Herohero they make good umas
>>562441256Bricked is alive and WellYou are mentally ill
We need to remake the club tier list.
Did the dacchi member really just registered and fucked off without reading the thread any further?Seems sussy amogus
>>562439306I can write 2k+ kanji and recall most readings, but grammar is too fucking hard for my brain that is hard wired to Russian grammarAmbiguity is just too much and any long sentence turns into mush
>>562441140Mine won a few but yeah I know where you're coming from
>>562440783I sat the N3 the second time it was offered, and it got a really bad reputation really quickly as being a bit of a joke. I pushed up from 3 to 2 without planning and still got 98.I'd consider it the minimum in terms of telling you "you can do these things now", showing you can probably understand simple announcements and the gist of the bigger signs". It's a "you can probably manage a trip in Japan sorta" badge.I'd heartily recommend people just go for it. The tests are run twice a year (are they still?), and the cut-off is generous for what the test is.Story is different for 2 and 1, especially 1 which is actually quite BS in some ways. They really needed a level between 1 and 2.
>>562441150TL;DR on Mambo and Bricked?
>>562441326i dont care about the truth of the image i think it looks funny because of the demented winning ticket hellscape hidden behind the mambo door
>>562441380Bricked got their top earner poached this month Mambo are attention whores and added themselves for no reason
>>562441303No i Love ai Art since i am Not a single IQ seaniggerSo link to His pixiv
>>562441380Mambo had multiple flatliner dramas in the past, i think they changed Danchou and after that it's been fine. Bricked recruits from discord
kitasan black is trash this cmevery kitasan black ive seen has never placed above fifth to end closers and other frontsif kitasan black beats your team your team is garbage
what if oguri had sex appeal
>>562441380an attempt was made to assassinate mambo by making their dancho afk for a month but they ranked up instead so they gave up
>>562441505retard
>>562441014The only stuff you need to write you'll need to write dozens of times, so you'll pick it up regardless. This anon is on the money.
I'm actually grinning and laughing at this stupid happening. Never change /uma/>>562441260Understandable. You're also lucky to have a chill JP stepdad since a lot of them are very strict and couldn't take jokes that well
https://poal.me/g7mqskhttps://poal.me/g7mqskhttps://poal.me/g7mqskhttps://poal.me/g7mqsk
>>562441505Everyone knows Kitasan is a one-track uma. We're not going to see her being this powerful again
Jiggie please
>>562441461We are still top 200 tho and füll this monthNothing hast Changed
>>562441473Based take, too bad this isnt a trainer hookup board or Id add you to share stuffhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/users/4392157
>>562441505A well built Kitasan who manages to get VC off can only be beaten by End Closers who also get everything off and manage to Spurt/Nimble. If your Kitasan isn't dominating rooms with a 50%+ WR she is built wrong.
>>562441523her appeal is her utter lack of sex-appeal.
>>562441014I like learning foreign languages. The NEED is less important than my want.Hell, I'm an American nationalist, I might never visit Japan with any long-term interest to integrate or do anything weirder than buying a legit katana or naginata.
4 minutes till Dacchis execution.
I chechekd the files, IT IS NOT A MAMBO SPY, HAS BEEN IN DACCHIS SINCE THE THIRD (3) MONTH OF THE GAME
>mambodancho abandons the cup>Nice Nature abandons my career It's like poetry... FUCK. OYL isn't necessary r-right?
>>562441662Fuck off retard
>>562441505Smarttard
Why is Dacchis full of cheating retards? Get out out of the Dancho derby
Today, April 3, 2026—a date which will live in infamy—the Danchou cup was suddenly and deliberately joined by a non-danchou from Dacchis.
>>562441728is there anything more weeb cringe then saying yea I got a katanaId rather be caught with plastic anime girl figures
>>562441781what if mambodanchou has compromat on him...
>>562441684i dont own her, ive never seen her place in all my races. either everyone i have ever run against has built them all wrong or she is trash
More like..Danchis
>>562441781>long-term exposure to uma dacchis makes you retarded
You have 3 umas to aim for a win Dacchis. You better at least win this if you're this desperate
>>562441680Thx and basedWhat Club are you from
>>562441912More like Dickcheese.
>>562440503What if he wins
Dacchis should have Brought a debuffer for extra drama. Targeting either fronts or ends.
>>562441781What about the Epsatono files?
>>562441662>200 yesterday>250 today>clearly panic in his words
its 4pmi've got my obs open for a recording
Dacchis is trying to relive Taurus where first place got gold, silver and bronze and nobody else got anything
>>562441798You will be Clubless next month Mambo Dog lolAre maybe already are uma co troonLol
>>562437646>>562438385And we're off! Good luck to everyone, except for that one anon
Tried to run the medium/long schedule with Manhattan Cafe>no race points>no skills>less flexibilityWow, I guess I was right and /uma/ was wrong, it's fucking dogshit and you shouldn't bother!
Why did Dacchis do it bwosWhat's the part of their master plan
>>562442087trying too hard
Dude i got 7-8-9'dmy entire team lost by 5 lengthswhat the fuck is happening
>>562442137
Feels good to be disliked by brown people who seethe about troons
>>562442087(you)
I really expected them to just leave a minute before. I guess I expected too much.At least they didn't win.
what is with this fake ESL posting
why is emperor of japan spe not on the release timeline, when does she come out?
>>562442170
>>562442087ok dacchibro
DACCHIS WONHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU GOT THIS DANCHOU
>>562442312She's sort of a secret character that can be only be obtained by getting the best ending in the story. That special status is probably why.
>Pace wonMetakeks, explain
>>562442312you don't get her from gacha, she's unlocked from her main story using the sirius card
Dacchis brought TWO fronts to block and cheat
>56 minutes left on the aptitude test>my shop looks like a fully-stocked libraryit's so ogre. i've officially fallen behind the curve. i'll never recover. i may as well quit.
Congratulations to Rebricked.
>Dacchis wonRIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
LETS GO MAMBODANCHOU
>Danchou Cup>Meta slaves humiliated>A piggie Mejiro Ardan won>Danchou wasn't even top 10
>>562442312Main Story 7th Chaptersomewhere around here
>>562442235Is she worth buying the ani selctor Ticket for?
Holy fuck, that Ardan somehow won. I have never seen Pace win in this CM.
>7 fronts>still lose on a non-XOguri Pace>fucking Dacchi/Mambo coalition winsYou can't make this shit up. Fucking villain cinema
>the 1st Kita was from Dacchi>the winning Pace is from DacchiThis climax is kinda disappointing desu
Flam blocked my Danchou from proccing Kita unique
>>562442595Dacchis were helping each other, results are invalidated
Never forget: cunts. Regardless of results.Cunts.
>>562442595>I have never seen Pace win in this CM.my mackie wins a lot in B
Who the fuck is dacchiNever Heard of them
FUCK I FORGOT TO SAVE THE RACE!
>>562442615>rigged dacchi wini knew it
>>562442397>>562442457what the fuck explain how/when/what do I need to get her shes my oishi. will I need any gacha cards/horses/ is she limited time only etc?
heres the recording for every anoni say the winner should be rebricked though because they got second to dacchishttps://files.catbox.moe/kwisv4.mp4
It's nice that the winner isn't a soulless metafag, even though he's a buhi and a cheater
>>562442167retard
>>562441940Some rando A+, nothing that would have been on here youd recognize
That win would've count BUT Dacchis planned this by setting the pace with their other front runner plantINVALIDATED
>>562442696I never thought of it that way before...
>>562441874Yes. Someone who has a katana but can't even do basic kata is cringe.
Horny for Light Hello's nice legs, huge boobs, and fat ass
DACCHIGODS
totaldacchideath
>>562442725you just have to win the final race in the chapter by entering an uma with the best in japan skill from that card (which can be done at 0LB)
Someone please upload it to Hakuraku
>>562442725you just need to make an uma with the skill from the team sirius card then "use" her for the race on the story mission.
>2 fronts ahead were from Dacchi>leading Kita is from Dacchi>Pace that won is from DacchiI wouldn't have any problem if it was the Ardan desu, sovl even, but the other Dacchi was ahead so they had better chances regardless.
>>562442725You only need the Sirius friend card. Complete a career run with her, then use the uma from that run in the final story chapter once it's out. That will cause Special Week to win the race instead of closely losing to Grass Wonder, unlocking her as a character and giving you the best ending.
>Dacchi danchou wins with a fucking waifu Ardan pick>DQed because a retard from his club joined Holy kek, I'd be seething
Can we have a non-Danchou version?
>>562435092I need Grass Wonder to look at my 30 year old virgin dick like that.
Are we gonna beat Dacchis to death? With hammers?
>>562442725You use the Sirius card you got from the 6th chapter in a career with any uma. In the 7th chapter there is a race where you select a "parent" for Spe. If the parent has the "Best in Japan" skill from the car then Spe wins, and you get her alt version
>>562442738>Ad HominemI accept your concession.
>>562442980ok, give me 5 minutes and i'll set up a room
>>562442863>>562442884>>562442942epic chungus
Grats to Rebricked!Also, commiserations for being Rebricked! But today we celebrate.
>>562442727>2:52what the actual fuck
W H O?
wtf is going on mambros where the FUCK is our danchud
>>562443052How do we decide who joins?
Speedfreaks
>>562443068BUT DACCHIS WON THOUGH
>>562443091He infiltrated Dacchis to sabotage their sovl win.
>>562443068The entire dynamic of the race was changed because of the cheater, race should be reran
>>562442745SeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxThis is the best pic I have seen of suzukaSalsa por favor
>>562434404I want to marry that uma and feed her ramen every day.
TOTALDACCHIDEATH
>>562441905That's some impressive RNG to see so many shitty Kitasans. She is very, very strong in Pisces. Immediate, powerful acceleration the instant late-race begins, and if you have enough stam for full spurt the odds are very good it's just an insta-win. She doesn't even have to be in first place, so if a Bourbon or SMaru is in front, she'll pass them in seconds. She has more wins than my Tamamo and VBourbon and Golshi combined.
>>562443115yeah Id cum
>>>562443193>filenamelook like xitter AI
>Andarion sends in Flam to rig the Danchou Darby in his favor>Kaite is a serial doxxer>their club went from mid 200s to top 100Is Dacchis the first true ebin club of /uma/?
Well that was disappointing and now my day is ruined. Can we kill the dacchis?
mamvros our repvtation...
>>562441864I really should replay cod:w@w. *sip* now that was a good campaign.
>5 runs>2 of them i had to give up>in all of them whenever there was a Mayano Top Armpit chain event, she failed the first optionAm i cursed today? What the hell is going on
I'm an Ardanfag now
>my danchud entered a kitasanyou should've believed in the Ship bro
>>562442558I really enjoyed her career story and I think that her VA does an excellent job of bringing the character to life (I don't speak JP but I can still feel the emotion she puts into her voice lines). If you're mainly interested in the story of her career then I think that she's a good one to get. I got spooked by her and she went from being completely off my radar to being in my top 3 favourite umas.However, if you want to build her as an ace, be aware that she's not considered to be meta (if you care about that at all) and also she has 20% guts growth (which I find to be horrendous when trying to get a good statline).So if you're on the fence about getting her because you like the look of her character/personality then I'd say it's worth getting her (is she worth $20 though? I don't know your financial situation so I can't say). If you wanted her to build as an ace then I think that she can be strong in this upcoming medium CM but she's not S-tier (maybe some other anons can comment more on how good she is from a gameplay perspective).
>>562443302Invite me and let's play a co-op of it
Why can't you re-spectate races for fuck sake stupid game!
>>562443068I DEMAND A RETRIAL WITHOUT DACCHIS, THE RACE WAS TAINTED BY ONE OF THEIR KIN
>>562443272And? There still needs to be a gener
I saved the race, my plan worked hahahaha. Almost every single /uma/club in this race. I don't need to go through chrono to check for club drama. Every single time a member leaves, every single time a club gets demoted I will see it from here.GET FUCKED DANCHOUS YOU GOT TRICKED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Too bad the Mambo nigger didn't join
40098732400987324009873240098732COME ONE COME ALL FOR THE BACK HALF OF THE RACES TODAYTHE NON-DANCHOU DAHBYONLY BRING 1 PISCES UMA ONLY 1 MEMBER PER CLUB, DECIDE IN YOUR CLUB CHAT ON WHO TO BRING AS TRIBUTE
>>562441496no, the old danchou is still there. One of the flatliners turned out to be cheating and was using an alt account in Mambo, he quit a few months ago and Currenposted, it was pretty funny. Since then Mambo's just been a chill A+ club, no drama to speak of. The danchou was on vacation, hence the afk. No one gave a shit.
Holy shit why is my danchud such a fucking jobber, just stick to your of shilling.
>>562443068We really need a retry without the dacchis
>>562443286On the bright-side, your reputation is better than Dacchis.
>>562443406W-what do you mean? You can look at random club leaders?
FORTY-FIVE (45) minutes until your fate is sealed.a preemptive congratulations on your silver title, /uma/.
>>562443336>I am a shit muncher nowGood for you
>>562443336>another one
>>562443506What do you mean the finals are tomorrow bwo...
wait don't get distractedOH NO NO NO ENDKEKS WHAT WAS THAT???? UR ANCHORS AND KISS THE PACE CHASER'S ASS??? UR LE SPURT????? OH NO NO NO ENDKEKS WE ARE BRINGING LE LONG META UMA AND STILL LOST????? TO AN ARDAN NO LESS???? WHY EVEN BRING GOLDSHIP BRO WHERE WAS THE SOVL????? ENDPOORS OUR RESPONSES???????
>>562443506There's still 7 hours for the registration time, anon
>>562443539faggot
>>562443496I can look at everyone that joined the race and their club
>>562443336literally no one dances like this.
dacchi threaddacchi generaldacchi board
>>562443506My gutsy Scarlet is going to beat some V.Bourbon / Kita by a neck via a prolonged duel. And it will be KiNo!
>>562443406>Every single time a member leaves, every single time a club gets demoted I will see it from here.but you can already see these things in https://uma.moe/ by searching for any known member or club id, e.g. https://uma.moe/circles/379642070
>>562443623uhhhh your friend list?
>>562443426Kinda lost the mood for any more of this. Maybe next time
>>562443567no one else is allowed to use that pose...
anybody wanna kiss for fun
>>562443426>2 Mambos already
>>562443426Is Dacchis allowed? Will Flam be there?
>2 mambos
>>562443359ThxStill didnt buy the selector because i cant decide in a uma. I can get it for 15 Euros and i Like her Looks and her skills looked good to me but not sure yet. Tbh i never read a Story of any uma sofar. But i would Like to have her eventually
>>562443567>loves and marries you
Sweepy be like>HERE YOU GO, A SS UMA!then it goes>HERE YOU GO, A HSITTY A+ UMA!the very next run with like 20/30 races won
>>562443682Let him have his mastermind moment. He's a very smart boy.
>>562443747>>562443756they actually just both left of their own accord :)
>>562443682Yeah but it's much easier to do it in game since I don't have to search for and remember a bunch of clubs
>>562443746Again? Sure.
>mambo danchou notoriously never plays the game and his officers beg him to do his job>he doesn't join the danchouderbywhy are you retards surprised
>>562443426>Mambo member insta joinedHOLY SHIT. Can't beat the allegations
>>562443635i dance like this
>Mambo ruining another raceMAMBO HATE REDDIT CLUB MAMBO HATE REDDIT CLUB MAMBO HATE REDDIT CLUB MAMBO HATE REDDIT CLUB MAMBO HATE REDDIT CLUB MAMBO HATE REDDIT CLUB
>>562443193Sorry its something from my saves I have no idea if I could find it again easily, assuming the account still exists ;-;>>562443272correct
>>562443623>shitstirrer so clueless about thisYou actually don't play the game huh? I'm not surprised.That feature's been available since forever btw.
>>562443623Great job outing yourself as someone who doesn't play the game
>>562443746You shouldn't be giving them out so freely
>>562443805I like this gif
>>562443746Chiyono would say this
As the months pass by I begin to loathe Mambchou more and more. His absence in the derby further cements my opinion of him.However a hostile Mambo takeover seems unlikely and maybe having an incompetent danchou is for the best. Despite the memes the club has been relatively stable.
>>562443775>>562443567>>562443336Why are Ardanfags so cringe.
someone please dump the race data im retarded and forgot to save it...
>>562441150>poach the retardI don't think this is the win yyou want
Sorry for the double join bwos, a little miscommunication
>>562443506>Silver
>that one ug8 pasa is still the clear-cut leader in rating/score for the duration of the eventis global just superior to every other server? jp and kr weren't producing ug8s this early if even at all during MANT.
>>562443805how does it feels bwos?
>>562443794
>>562443961its all good bwo, you left, and thats good
>>562443887>>562443904How exactly was I supposed to look at random clubs in game without this
>>562443037It's a genuine skill issue THO
Why Dacchis and Mambo did this? What's their endgame?
>>562442137Here are your top 5 danchous for the /uma/ Pisces Cup! Please give a round of applause to Dacchis, Rebricked, /Uma/ Club, Fingerdark and Uma&Co danchous! And thanks to nearly every other anon that did not try and crash the race for over 18 hours, very coolCatbox and filegarden are refusing to upload my recording, so full placements list and trophy procession coming up in the next hour-ishLooks like we have a recording here, thanks again Ryanon >>562442727>>562442727>>562442727
>>562443961There's tonnes of time left, so there's no worries. Can be awkward aligning things with the in-game chat.
Your response?
>>562443406That's my soulful danchou
>>562444090Who the fuck is Fingerdark
>>562432680>>562433119>>562433182Bourbon is so fucking pretty
>>562443760>her skills looked good to meYeah she does get "No Stopping Me!" as part of her kit which is pretty great. I think if you inherit Ryan's and Dober's ultis onto her for this next CM she could be good but I don't really know.
>>562443934ThisI hatte xim and xis fanbase
>>562444090Who's the 6th place danchou? Ardan is sovlful as she maybe I don't want to accept that win.
>>562443745She looks like a rapist in this picture
>>562444090Bro you can dox, everyone is aware of their names by nowAlso, thanks for the idea and for hosting! I hope we have more of this from now on
>>562444090Cool, so where can I find their discord?
>>562444090Surely you mean Rebricked, /Uma/ Club, Fingerdark, Uma&Co and HonseFun?
>>562444026>he actually doesn't knowlmao
>>562443934Is being in love cringe today?
>>562444242when you're rich, they let you do it
>>562444090Didnt uma co disband 2 weeks ago because of Something internal Love triangle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJptHmTqF4c
>>562444090Dacchis cheated and brought two fronts to disrupt the positioning and slipstream teammates. I demand a rerace
>>562444368avatar posting is cringe
>>562444090>danchud lost to a fucking mejiro ardan>club's honor is tainted until the next cupgoing to hit the chat with tm opera rape emoji and leave.
>>562444090/UMA/ CLUB ON TOP LET'S GOOOO!!!
>>562444437
>>562444090/uma/ danchos...do better... An invader got 4th place...
>>562444090>Please give a round of applause to DacchisI hate them!
>danchou racingthis is how a dedicated discord for the general starts btw
>>562433278i didnt know /uma/ was an unc general
>check the next /uma/ champions room>Mambo and Dacchi members next to each otherShocking surprise
>>562443827>AllegationsI'm sorry for having nothing better to do on a friday night...
>>562444449
>>562444090Dacchis? more like CHEATERS?
>>562444449Tell that to Ryanfag, NTRfag, etc.A bunch of people posting Ardan is not avatarfagging. Retard.
Stop posting this cringe blue goblin
>>562444561i havent seen ntrfag in a hot minute...
>>562444561I tell it to them whenever I can
>>562444579Cesario out of nowhere?
What a good morning, doing some promotion posts beforehand was worth it. My dancho didnt hit the podium tho..
>>562444631No you haven't, Ryanfag's been spamming the entire last few hours and you haven't replied once
>>562443426>no dacchisIT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE THE ROOM HOST STARTED IT RIGHT AFTER HE JOINED WITHOUT GIVING HIM A CHANCE TO CANCEL SIGN UP
>>562444090We're 5th place Danchou! You did good!
>>562444090>cheaters>discordfags>the literal top dogs, soulless>fucking who>more discordfagsI AIN'T APPLAUDING SHIT
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>562444509Why dont we have a discord /uma/ in the first place? Dont @ me you all have trannycord anyway
>>562444785there was a solid 20 minutes wherein he could've left...
>>562444856Sweepy is doing my runs, while Gentle is sitting in front of me blocking my view
>>562444869>Why doesn't the anonymous image board have a discord??I remember how shit the threads got for GBF when GBFG made one
>>562444856I ran out of TP chrono-sama!
>>562444881Longer than that lolThey know what they did. They're laughing about it in here.
>>562444869@groc put this anon in a mini bikini
>>562444829>he joined a jobber club
>>562444856Stop posting this ugly ShitJust as shit she is, is her dogshit site alike
Can any of the brainiac modders just remove him from the race?Is that possible?
>>562444856I am taking a break from masturbating to Chrono Genesis to a Ryan parent run in MANT
>>562444869because they bring all the drama discussion here instead of keeping it into his trooncord you can already see with dedicated /uma/ discord clubs
>>562444776I said whenever I can not whenever they post dumbass
any winner club that i can join??????
>>562444869discords kill generals. whether or not /uma/ is worth saving is another discussion.
>>562444856I'm window shopping and debating self harm
>>562444856For the Danchou cup but it ended up as a disappointment
I HATE DACCHIS
>>562444856I was watching Road to the Top
>>562444869why have a general if a discord exists then
>>562445016>Ugly shitHe didn't post stay gold or air shakur
>>562444856i used all my 5 guest legacies for the daytried making seiun parent for cm12, best i got was 8* power 1* front 5* medium
>>562445026Ugh...that's not how it works, dummy.
>>562444856Both is possible.
>>562445102I didn't realize how much less I yapped here when I was in X club with a discord, I didn't even type much but it took a LOT of activity away from here (for better or worse)keep that shit away
>>562445096No we are full :)We had 3 spots Last month why didnt you Join then?
>>562385000yo what happened in this thread? literally every post got deleted?
>>562444856Smooching Chrono!
>>562444856
>>562445275the tranny jannies tend to do that, they'll cull threads at random
>>562445120Rice would say this
Why is nobody joining the non-danchou derby
We must dissent
>>562445216Fuck off to umajp with your stolen screenshot
>>562445275We had 3 or 4 existing /uma/ threads that time so meidos killed all of them except the current one
>>562445084Mysterious how you only chose to complain right at that moment then while ignoring everything else huh? Well go ahead. His posts are waiting for you, retard
>>562444856>>562445285>>562445317what is the deal with this uma other that beign a white hair grass wonder? I only know her for the tracker
>>562445236You are literally droping to A rank this month stop being cocky
Did the s Rank Club participate?>>562445130Yeah 4shit should Not existI hatte this dogshit Website and tranny mods and this dogshit captcher Shit. We could get rid of all that
>>562444856all umas should be flat
>>562445317breeding every version of chrono
>>562445405She is a keibaonna (female keibafag)
>>562444090despite the flam incident dacchis still deserve the win for winning with ardan tbqh
>>562445396You just sit on this board all day don't you nigger
>>562445405Terrorizes med/long cms and won't fuck offLikes to take pictures
>>562445337novelty is king.
>>562445275>/v/ tard tranny wojak thread>literaly phone posting>mass killsgood
>>562445423Yes, danchou is a slacker though and only got a top 5
>>562445447You can't breed one of them bwo her eggs expired
>>562445483I accept your concession
>>562444869It will kill /uma/ simple as, just ask yourself /discord/ clubs. You'll take away discussion that could've been here over there, simple as.
>>562436575Burgers were indoctrinated to hate the chinese, if we were posting in the 70s he would be blaming the russians. They ate propaganda very well.The chinese otakus are pretty important for the international otaku community(if you can call it lile that), they scan japanese doujinshi, they rip BDs and JAV, they harass feminists who want to censore japanese games(while the japanese bend the knee btw), they make the Japanese racist again(based).The only annoying chinese are the ones that live outside his country (like most nationalities)
>>562445536top 3 actually
/uma/ deserves to die though
>>562445476It kinda invalidates the results since the leading Kita and VBourbon was from Flam. He ultimately killed off the other fronts
>>562445553Oh I see>>562445317Having sex with every version of Chrono Genesis then
There should be a new strong word for what Dacchis did
>>562445351
>>562444090Sorry for the double join bros, i posted the race in club chat so they can sign up to spectate but apparently someone didn't read. You guys are free to rape him till he can't join another race...
>>562437280>Nii nii I want you to teach me ecchi things
>started TB wih something like 370~ clocks>now i have 188 clocksI'm not gonna make it
>>562445406>Nooooo you cant be more successfull than my b+ Club AAAAAAAAAIT doesnt Work Like that chud
>>562445709I won't accept your concession.
>>562445405She’s an adorable hardcore keiba and history dork. Also the real mare was pretty strong when she was active, winning the Grand Prix races three times in a row and one crown of the triple tiara
just watched the racewhy was there like 4 dacchis in the room?
>>562445592My bad, didn't check the clubs on the top 3
If you don't run your own club and joined someone else's your a fucking pussy.
>>562445709I accept your confession.
>>562445351>>562445698Getting better at drawing ears
>>562445709Too bad your Ardan win would have been pure sovl if weren't for him. I'll count it off as DQ for myself but grats if that makes you feel any better.
>Went 2/2/1/1 today after securing A finals on the first attempt yesterdayi was so close to not even qualifying and i had no ideaIts getting harder and harder to hang
>>562445795But I'm an OG member...
>>562445483And of course there it is. If that's all you're capable of responding with then I have nothing more to say to you. Any further posts are not from me. Goodbye.
>>562445709Change your club's name to Dickcheese for the month if you are truly sorry
>>562445575i'm not annoying...
>>562445536Haaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
>>562445709Joined with two specifically chosen horses? To spectate? For like 40mins?Like fuck.
They keep adding three star umas but I keep pulling three star umas I already have at this rate I'm going to get the Emperor via secret shop shards and daily challenge races>>562445878So you started sucking cock before anyone else?
>>562445795fix your grammar first before running your own club.
>>562445709Kick him from the club
>>562445575burgers are instructed to dislike our international competition since it conflicts with the "individualistic society breeds excellence" mantra that we need to buy into else it falls apart.we hated the russians for daring to compete with us.we were envious of the japanese for leading the way.we were envious of the europoors finding the work-life balance we lacked.and, we hate the chinese because they're threatening our place at the table.
>>562445973kys troon
>>562445709KICK>KICKKICK>KICKKICK>KICKKICK>KICK
>>562445938Let's see proof of your Danchouship bro
>>562444090>fingerdark
danchode will be pleased
WHO DID THAT
>>562445973shut the fuck up
>>562446023
>>562445973There's a line where she goes "BAH" to spook you and tells you to chill and that it'll be fine, and I can't find out where it comes from. I think it's a pre-race line but it's probably from a specific scenario at this point. I should just go through every scenario to find it...
>>562445709sorry bwo but im gonna shitpost about your club for the rest of the month until you kick him
>>562445709That made things even funnier, to be honestI was grinning and laughing for almost an hour straight
>>562446123nice try Mambo
>>562446123apology accepted.
>>562445709As their dancho, you have to take responsibility, both of you should do a 3200m naked run.
>>562445795t. Fingerdark dancho
>>562441649https://jiggie.fun/zHArkIhttps://jiggie.fun/zHArkIRight side is probably easier, I think.
>>562446080THIS IS A ROBBERY, HAND OVER YOUR GLOWSTICKS IMMEDIATELYTHEY HAVE BETTER USE FOR OUR CLUB THAN YOURS
>>562445709Kick him after the 15th or have him do a naked dogeza
>>562446123Don't believe.Not that he's dumb. I believe that. I don't believe he did it by accident or is remorseful.
>>562445709I would kill him for this since it would have been godly to see an Ardan win for once. But jokes aside it really sucks though.
>>562446123A dogeza will be required.
>4th place>Fingerdark..?MY DANCHO PLACED WORSE THAN A FUCKING INVADER FROM GOD KNOWS WHEREAIEEEEEEE
>>562446150>>562446173Don't just go around and spook your toreinas...
This is why we need to euthanize all stupid people.
Anyone else got tired of the hag meme? I know that Western weebs can phisically only know 1 joke at the time and have to kill it by repeating it hundreds of times but any non-zoomer or non-flat anime girl is called a hag now.These Umas are not 1-joke characters.There's more to them (also they are all highschool girls, that's what make them hot, stop with the >Akshually they are 50 years old hehe, so I can goon to them without feeling bad :) and without my normalfags friends seethingUmas are young and beautiful girls and I want to sex them, end of my thesis
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>562445709command his seppuku. a real danchud would know that this is the only way to redeem your clan.
>>562446123wear a grass wonder cosplay and do a perfect form dogeza
>>562446265danchou posted the match in the chat and if he was not reading at the moment I can believe he didn't see the "only to spectate" message because our chat goes quite fast sometimes so the messages get pushed up and deleted
>>562446391giwtwm
>>562445623the vbourbon was mine THOUGHt. literally who club danchou who poaches /uma/ anons sometimes
More like FingerDORK
>>562446364theyre gonna start with you bwo
>>562446357She's trying to get Trainer to calm down because they seemed more nervous about the race than she was.
>>562446370Pls understand jokes and nuance gets lost in translation
>>562445623>won by 2.5 lengthsa different kita wouldn't have won either
>>562446123>suddenly aware of the race >after ignoring it for 40 minutes Hmmmm noooope.
>>562446423Futamusume?!!!!
>>562446507>>562446507>>562446507
>>562446370rudolf is a boy with a stuffed bra and wig.
>>562446123NAKED DOGEZA FROM KITASAN AND A PUBLIC BLOWJOB FOR ME AND ALL OF /uma/ AS AN APOLOGYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>562446540GIWTWM
>>562446520NTA but a mant run takes that long so it's understandable
>>562446540Hear, hear!
Bakushin bakushin bakushin?Bakushin bakushin bakushin.
>>562445623We will just have to wait until the geniuses wakeup and upload it to hakuraku.
>>562446370Yeah, it's fine for Umas who are actually presented as older like Maruzensky but people unironically looking a 16 year old and going>OMG HAGis so stupid its unreal
>>562446750And the thing is that Maruzensky isnt even presented a 40year old like these fags think she is, she just acts out dated, old school.And they also fail to accept that Time doesnt pass in Tracen, and they are all high school student age until stated otherwise>But the white and black scenePure artistic reasons, same reason why we had scenes or videos that looked like they were from de early 90s when we know everything happens after 2010s because of smartphones
I didnt eat in 7 hoursI am so hungry Bros...
Whoever told me to borrow Spe for Body and Mind skill didn't take into consideration that no one uses this card thus no one puts it up for borrow.
>>562447479I'm eating you right now
